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1 Ndvinihcr IWH 26, Vol 27 Issue 11 Humber Marks the spot on page SPORTS 1 The Empire Strikes Back, again Lucas lured to the Dark ^ Side of ticket sales? See Rumours and Innuendo page 5 *-* J More break-ins expected by Chris Holloway Although the damage was only this is not an isolated mcident. Humber's lots have been News Reporter about $120, string of car break-ins in TheHumber's tinued The parking was Susan and science victim Doyle, a general arts The incident tiK)k place last Wednesday afternoon. paint witli the Niagara Knights page 21 November To Swing or not to Swing "The guard told me there's more of this (vehicle break-ms) 7 break-ms, since they called me me my car reported into," she said. the passenger smashed window had been SAC seeks Shauna DeGang^ by & break-ins Nancy lic Pinson, better lots. is students to have them when in advisor to lead the right direchon By joining forces with administrabon to college problems arise. cover the hefty cost, they hope an ombudsman into the be "It's said ence similar problems. There's simply more cars, and that means be more problems." there'll files all when tfirough red tape to get to the Hoffman of their problem, "It makes me ing that there access to Boyer all It is students need to cut is m the college," has recently begun to keep (com- a necessary thing to A " Buyer at $2 increase m Boyer would cover in the the impor- SAC thing," president, Tracy Beyer. would it because we see really like to see it ombudwcun ha* Hoffman, an ombudsman at Ryerson Polytechnic University, came to speak at a SAC meeting on November 18 about the positive effects an ombudsman can bring to an institution as large as ombudsman majpt tMda|: invo^ting grievanots; M lig ModHils of tlwk (ight« and acliog an agent fordwng* widdA flw iiMituiion. Thrtw colleges and rune imivenities in Ontario bave an ontbudasnan. ik> the Universily and College Ombuds AssodaticHV a col- Liz Humber. Hoffman describes the Omk I a » deajgnated neutral or impartial poson "^f^i^iff tmctioD is io provide confictoitial £e : » office of to hel^ and infior- &aq^ conuaimity. ofKbudsman likens to die probleAs of students by being £|ur. Not an easy I't^nnpt- talne jwtw and must be fMuKar with and <p ,f^!^ «w|ryam» satisfied pe^icMa Ittwl procadores of the coUvge. ^'it- ro provide atudents witii helpful kdoaoKOan, an "one-stop v everything about ihe college. For ftis neoaon, shopping office" for students. With the help of an ombudsman, the runaround students often face when dealing with problems can mes ii avtilaUe to an Qinibudanaia. An ombudBnan works Ibr you. If you have a problem concerning any oipect of dtecoBege^ yot? can apeak to tha onbudBman. ftee«n^ifa;l(y«iu Ib^ youhave becniniflad onWrly by fdow stedcnis or yo«r iMdhen, you wooM talk tol^ be eliminated. as a > cards page 10 First date woes, Everyone's headache. Visit watchdog a to s.iid ha\ing an onibuds- would be helplul not only lor students tor directing nght to the when a problem escalates An ombudsman can see the person whole picture and that s a big dif- Boyer said ference," the students. as act plays can make. relie\ing her stress load, but also said. Hoffman explamed it people wht) ha\e identified liover, s,iid niaii student fees ombudsman problems," Hoffman could range from $80,(XK) along with the college pitching cost, "(We) assist to$l(K),000, shesaid A tant role that an and the difference have said, ombudsman full-time the other half, said. SAC is Humber feel better knowsomeone who has files person at the college, rixit said enough had 'We've plaints) this year that indicates this The will happen." the As Christmas approaches, more scenes like this broken window are anticipated. remam not really a 1 to be "We're inihating a need. "I Christmas the ulhmate decision made by SAC to hopeful is ombudsman an coming up this. "We've Metro Police and WtKHlbine Centre. They all experi- track of student complaints. college. It's Pinson agrees with entitled to on campus which helps speed up the priKess wants SAC an imparhal get- time of year," she said. ombudsman to cut red tape An ombudsman Reporters pub- is "We have though News will donor of access recruited, ing organ manager safety, said the situation JUANITA LOSCH that opinion on sign- since September. ting in. Even though SAC Changing your the to talked to bring page 15 ing related this she got to her Dixige Neon, worries our park- This incident doesn't guess When in be and cuttmg alarm wires. There have been almost 30 useful ARTS 7. to still about what's going on early had been broken tlie appear being are " away However, Doyle this one day on involved carefully picking kvks "The secunty guard go toe-to-toe in year, including five in responsible those ly scared student. out of class, and told Humber' s Hawks plagued by vehicle break-ins November week. last latest con- lots increased patrolling, and ht)petul- role of ombudsman an and impartial, is to to act as a mediator between two parties The solutions must be "'constaic- Hoffman destructive," not tive said Although need, it ombudsman the attempts lo help students all does not take in e\ ery case comes through Hoffman said the that door, "There's an on-going miscon- ception that (ombudsmen) white knights or the ot kiss in death,'" "We're neither one Hoftman is confidentiality ot Students must feel using the see she said. "' said the success rate ombudsman ot the are shining armour based on the its office comfortable facility SAC seeks on pi'ge 4 award-winning web site ktUiMitiitiii kiMkiii ii II the kids in the halls - What's your biggest beef with banks? ^^^HjFaa^^^^^^H ''We learned of that infomiadon by reading all Printing problems Students angry at others for long waits to Mark Subryan SAC High and demands wasted paper are raising the ire of people who use SAC's computer labs at manager lab Hughson pointed out given time there crowd Valerie usually is waiting of students any that at a for North Campus. The computer labs were created so that people could do work always or check e-mail. lies in Their bins recycling said printer problem the "When you have large vol- umes abusing lab privileges by print- queue, sometimes work gets can- who celled because the printer can't files and others work use the lab for school are "It's a (SAC SAC drag definite in there sometimes," labs) Kevin Jacobs, said home so "One there way printing Internet off stuff from the and washng paper that Boyer hopes have to a stu- have they that seems It wait to work unnecessarily for their spewing printers are constantly paper" and Arts and the Ontario College of Design. their copies. However, be as high as last it won't year's costs." rest. Laurier, The include universities Lakehead, Guelph, Nipissing, Ottawa, and York. York University received the largest chunk getting $12.5-mil- lion of the $29-million. "York University has fought Funding long and hard to secure more universi- "By targeting Funding Grant to the Fair increase the at the the said. number of teachers undergraduate level and equitable funding so that our faculty and equipped lent General Charles the announce- Attorney 1 to solve problem so the everyone can use the Hamick made that lab. to staff can be better provide the excel- education demand and our In on the The office's special counsel, Scott Newark, told the crowd that he was surprised about the government's willingness to deal with issues of victims of which five-year a will outline number es in the students deserve," said Lxjma Marsden, York's president. this number office to of years to create better organize annual increas- of faculty teach- must also improve the five-year plan outline projects to happen," he to how the criminal justice s)'stein failed her family. "We were to turn answers that left alone with no to for we been raped. has a number of not find out and no one how We that information to advise the government on how laws can be reformed to better serve vichms of crime. the enhanced professional development programs. The program is for universities that have a relatively low munity service groups to find out how existing programs should be improved. The report from these consultaHons will be made "We could our son died learned had all by reading the newspapers." Ontario with victims and com- many told us that he goals: hold consultations across the so desperately to region. office ever said. crowd about the death of her son at the hands of serial killer Clifford Olscn and described needed," she said. The wondering to actually Sharon Rosenfeldt, the chair one including quality of teaching, must confess things were if by a number of government organizations and these services vary from region plan, ing undergraduate courses. The it are provided order to qualify for the develop "I will be run by those who have been victims of crime," he said. Victims' rights groups have been calling on the government for a crime. 9. Currently, victims' services equity program, universities had to at a press conference services for victims. it She hopes the creation Office will mean of in of other families will not suffer like her family did. When 'of the asked how the rights accused would be bal- anced against the rights of the victims, Hamick replied that the current provisions in provincial dent revenue will be more than or programs that will be funded and federal law regarding howarrests can be made and how trials are to be conducted pro- $5,700. by tects the rights of the revenue per student. With the increase, the per level of Only those public in early January. recommend new stu- services the Victims' Justice Fund. accused. institutions with revenues per student below level will receive teachers in the programs. among by members of victims' rights among of the office, told the assembled Queen's, Trent, Western, Wilfrid Johnson Attorney will not only serve victims but strip. The money would be used to hire teachers for undergraduate programs and enhance professional development for existing ties," in the Police Detective John optimistic that they will be able magnetic a operating funds. inequity of That is Laurentian, addresses an historic Victims students have to pay for Brock, Grant funding for and Toronto Muise are 16 members. Bernardo, Paul The Office Crime is based Mahaffy - whose Debbie daughter Leslie was killed by going the back of student cards receive an extra $29-million in Fair crime vic- "The Office for Victims of Crime is a government office with a difference. The office swipe solution," she Back May, in Johnson announced that universities will "The office for tims. in the lab. police. November to cre- petihve level with the paid out $29-million to Ontario's universities 11 of became the to open organizations. dents of a "Sometimes have to wait for a half an hour just to print a two page document," Jacobs said. According to Boyer, SAC is is the next three years. Johnson an made up office is ment of the options The Fair Funding Grant program was announced earlier this week and will be phased in over Dave cation just province first receiving complaints from stu- Students hope to see the prob- enhance their professional development programs, this government has shown its commitment to Ontario students." About 20 years ago, a funding formula was created on the basis of enrolment and tuition. However, some schools rose much more quickly than others so the government decided to bring these universities to a com- Ontario's Ontario The team of people representing victims' organizations, law and General's office but will be run to minister of edu- Musgrave The Ad Hoc printing solution set up about a month ago after Boyer began committee was Funding Program £/ Cetera Staff by Victoria News RepurlfT the like Mark Subryan by go for service and help to to Universities get financial boost in Fair a place lem solved soon "On assignments and then you have are in there said. said. some people who now have Families dents," Boyer said. "People are plan in place by January. use the labs to do I SAC ate a card don't have a computer at the printer president Tracy said that second-year a General Studies student. "1 of people in handle the load," she suffering. been hearing from be printed. traffic. solutit)n a second semester. irate Hughson However, there have been are full. as this at However, she said that they will have something in place by the "I've complaints that some people are ing large ing their printouts the for steering committee will be look- work." printing SAACNet Boyer said that the others should be using for their Et Cetera Staff Tories create crime victims print assignments in schooVs computer labs by in the newspapers. program SAACNet lab in it this funds from the initiative The idea behind the new funding inihative is to make all universihes equal. According Education's to the Minister of office, no university will lose basic grants this because of new program. •EtGAcra* NovEMBFJi 26 - Decembeh 2, 1998 you have any news ideas that you'd like to see reported, come to L231 and see Steve or Mark or e-mail us at If [email protected] TV may air 1999 Verdict expected First Nations by Penny Lauchren The sample schedule Neivs Reporter Aboriginal Youth lists. TV, Native Feasts, Medicine Walker, Tales from the with a diverse view may soon be coming to your home. The network could be added to every cable subscriber's basic Longhouse, First Perspective and The Absolute Truth - About Aboriginal Women. There will also Television be a national news program with reporters service next year. stories Television Northern Canada (TVNQ Canadian Radio and Television Commission (CRTC) last week for a licraise expansion to carry the network natioruiUy. "We want to promote communication within Aboriginal natior\s and to give all Canadians a chance to see Aboriginal peoples from an Communications APTN "as many across Canada. Theand letters, APTN ing Cable service a part of basic cable. providers say that they do not have spare chan- on which nels APTN to place tfie service. wants basic cable users to pay an addi- programming costs. A Pollara research poll showed 68 per cent of non-Aboriginal Canadiar\s would agree to the 15 cents per tioi^al Director. and Aboriginal languages as there are pro- month to cover additicmal fee to support a national aboriginal TV be decided network. accused was English and French. The majority of the program- At die Canadian Aboriginal Festival in the Tcntm to Skydome, APTN pamphlets were snapped up quickly by passerby. David was tt>ere bom Yellowknife drumming up support for the Network. The CRTC ming ruling be cultural and current SAC - affairs. work 1 an as an If the join office ombudsman were to Humber crew, the would be placed at the North campus because of the larger student population. The Lakeshore students would not to ensure the service all is easily students. About 14 years ago, the lege hired a col- Humber teacher to solely major said being he same ombudsman any full-time as Humber president teacher, Robert Gordon said. The ombudsman was employed by the college for Gordon said work didn't it out very well because the staff had a union they to turn to if had problems, so the ombudsman wasn't faced with any to a trial as is who used it purchase to gifts was a $2,000 him- gifts for Among and Rothauser self diamond the ring Rothauser for Clark was allegedly using the Romeo card to impress Rothauser's par- Other ents who disapproved of the for what Wasser relationship called "religious differences." Wasser, evident. is stu- lived across the hall from the Tweeds' apartment, Mr Tweed's credit card weeks before the murders and between the tragic love story and this case were also there and Management stole William and who accused the prosecution of having tunnel Tweed, the elderly coumurdered in their bedroom sometime during the early hours of December 26, 1995. Then there's Clark and his girlfriend at the time of the murders. Shelly Rothauser Phyllis vision in regards to her client's ple guilt, referred to a possible sec- ond person that she contends murdered the elderly couple. The prosecution is expected to finish their closing arguments on Thursday. time said students are the primary focus. "It Restaurant dent, Hotel former 1 the answer, but Laser pointers hold depends on what they want," Gordon said. one year the Newmarket contends prosecution the that convinced an isn't is for The about is to Juliet; inseparable. First issues. Gordon by the college and was the be forgotten, as Boyer intends accessible to ombudsman His salary was paid for staff. in a her relationship with Clark stu- parallels expected early in February. ombudsman seeks cont'd from page is Humber The jury, nine women and three men, sat with pencils and notebooks in hand as defence attorney Cindy Wasser read from her well-scripted, three hour closing statement Wednesday. Wasser told jurors that presumption of innocence of the The network plans to make funds available for versioning and subtitling so those programs that will murder suspect Court. ducers," David said. run in Aboriginal languages can be broadcast in i)f lt)rmer dent, Joel Clark, to like the fair Juliet's, disapproved of fate irKluding the Canadian much Rothauser's parents, Reporter filing Broadcasting Corporation's (CBC), oppose mak- Network (APTN) will broadcast in English, French, News received 300 letters of support from TVvelve of the Aboriginal point of view," said Jennifer David, Aboriginal Peoples Televisicai all Doug Glazebrook by organizations and media outlets across Canada. the to from communities APTN applied in Clark case "If the ombudsman has wonderful human skills and no knowledge of the college how are they going to work their way potential dangers by Steven Proceviat Et Cetera Staff through the college?" a seemingly innocuous toy can be dangerous Even used. Last week, the Durham District if mis- School Board banned hand-held laser pointers from their schools. TT\is was done in response to two separate classroom incidents in m? ms livs lan'ts Kib The school board Since June, the evsry fri'tay N.T.N. 28 I not alone in their complaints. has dealt with 28 "zapping" incidents subway operators. Three people have been numerous warnings have been handed out. Research by the "linine Nov. is TTC involving bus and charged, and Nov. 27 Sat. which teachers were temporarily blinded by pointer-wielding students I^cnianclez 4 Deja Dec. 11 Jack Del^e^-zer little as permanent 23 TV's There were two main concerns leading to the Durham Board's implementation of the pointer ban, noted Assistant Health and Safety Officer Peer Frederiksen. The Dec. School Board found that as eye damage. K^inolic yVilistiy ()1 Durham eight seconds of exposure to a laser pointer can cause \u first dealt with the potenHal hazard of students using pointers on each other Students "acting on a dare or something . . . could shine the laser in their eyes and try to keep their eyes open, leading to serious damage," said Frederiksen. Another concern dealt with potentially dangerous situations which faculty and students often find themselves; for instance, a woodshop. When a light shines in your eyes, "it's your natu"You ral reflex to pull your head away," said Frederiksen. momentarily pull away, slide your hand into a table saw and in cause an injury." Htuimer Stiulcnts that snow tlicii- valicl & Mon. Hiurs. 15^ Wmgs Anne McLaughlin, Supervisor of Public Affairs with the TTC, number of the operators involved with incidents have said a 1J4 Price Btogers IfHeA, «. 1/2 It. F^itas $7.99 ly 10% off regfmarly priced items 16()3 The Quccnsw^iy (416) stables by the provincial incidents •Et Cetera* HFAFMBtJ* have been designated as special congovernment to deal with these affairs, TTC Superintendent/System Security out-of-court settleiiWnt fee of $63 75," said Fice. \sA\Av.cliiic.nel/'\'isit/iVcl.Tni - McLaughlin. Transit security officers "We're authorized to issue provincial offense notices, which have an 252-2298 NOVFA4BER 26 operators Of concern was the recent upswing in incidents: "It's basicala problem since June, but there has definitely been more said Linda Fice, I:l(>nic()Ue Ail been [incidents] lately," said Student I.D. fct complained of blurred vision or dizziness mvoKed have had medical attention, she noted 2. 1998 may More require a court appearance, Fice added. serious & Inniieado iCumours . . . Uertrash??? r L The recent Wars by Some Brian Pascual on where you Depending on sit the fence, the release of the trailer for I: was either to happen The Phantom Menace the best or worst thing you to This writer, long time. in a the for record, was downright giddy last week at the news that the most anticipated trailer in movie history would hit 75 screens across North America last weekend. Apparently there were others who buy fans even returned later Lucas dangles watch the trailer a second time, and then walk out - cheese and again taste, there to Art Director Epiioiie People everywhere want But are fans setting themselves up for a more. tickets, Of course people no longer to buy movie tickets. 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Heaven forbid if anything having to do with Star Wars suf- prise once the their their two-thirds of a 500- strong audience for walked out The Siege Wars after the Star fers from over-exposure, but where this train is a It's we want the all |ust fi.)r lat- trailer headed. into and our out. game, and ma)be sick all the evils resist it •Et Cetera'' 2() - the brings lives No\i.MBfj< Maybe watch The but I^haiUoiu l>tx>.vihfj< 2, \'^.1$ tr\ Wcnacc to give in Ticketmasti'r without knowing anv thing more about Is we should own risk. worth It's We should rumours a Probably imt, try Let's try tt) avoid the not to pay to the utterly sick and heartbreaking rumour that that l^pisode be on tlieir a nittv to the .NLiv tact are \'l \\ ,u little release ol |ust watcli the trail- and mer and go nuts May. 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VN-u^v.countingdovvn.com now some speculation for this movie will before One box at the • a like seems cruel ww\v.theprequels.com www.jedinet.com be It's this all it know- But audiences even were losing to intoxicating. ing site) • watching Just two minamount of trilogy. • . www.prequel.com • this our lives trailer in installment in George Lucas' new need really now? seemed, took to catch a peek of the long-awaited Download the Episode I trailer or indulge in the rumour mill . ness a theatre for all of utes - or exactly the disaster the result of over/.ealous eager- People were buying tickets to sit in le. lor The huge backlash against head. its a swing, in full about the nio\ movie-going experi- the entire huge disappointment? know evervthing potential shared the feeling. For one weekend, more, more and couldn't be am' greater. Star yet there will know no turning cicarlv is to of ever\one has had that I mice go nuts. the people want insanity (wvvw.starvvars.com, for starters). piece I back. en that has people in a state of sheer potentially a I) George Lucas's new Star release of the trailer for the first installment of trilogy has fans in a frenzy. o .s I "Surely this a load of crap." is Booming banks bust n students On November f A£*^ V^"^ yo^ CAf3E cp^T , Ve V^"^ To ,/ I'. — if 21, it was reported the Royal Bank had earned what you want you call it the largest pure profit in Canadian history The sum, $1.68-billion, equals roughly $60 for every man, woman and child in Canada. The mere mention of Canada's major banks most often will provoke a negative reaction Everyone, save perhaps the bankers themselves, has some form of complaint against these huge financial insti- earned — is tutions. Service charges usually top the complaint money in, two bucks the money out to A buck to put the maintain the account, another buck to take list. -^ ^^n^^^ rv^ Among other vexing few tellers available during the nominal amount of hme most working slobs have for taking care of business. People often spend the entire time allotted for their midday meal practices: there are precious relegated to a line-up comparable to that of a Russian breadline. some rural combanking ingenuity like at some Toronto Dominions when one simply cannot make withdrawals from tellers. The list goes on. And while the banks make billions, they claim a need to merge with one another due to "the realities of the global market." Surely, this a load of crap. The fact is, by merging, two banks can make twice as much money with almost half the employees, and send share prices soaring. Thankfully the federal government has given a thumbs down to the mergers, for now. But if they do go ahead the loser will be those of us, students included, who represent low-end customers. The banks' interest is not to serve Canadians, rather it is to increase profits and the value of their stocks. Bill Gates makes software, farmers give us food. General Motors makes cars, and tailors make pants. Banks make money out of money: They don't actually produce anything for students except headaches. We owe them nothing. As well, the hours in general; 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. in Or how about "Cashless Wednesdays" munities. the gleaming bits of Peppering politicians We we have moments all look back and could have handled Prime Minister Jean Chretien probably feeling this way is about the "Peppergate" scandal. was It year ago a If must have a name and phone number to be printed. stu- RCMP officers. And will hear it Economic Cooperation Summit in Vancouver last November. Since then, everyone involved has blamed others for the incident. The Peppergate scandal prime example of a mole tele- is a hill turning into mountain. Although protesters any is police responsible. caused it to lose a senior cabinet only Liberal the said before it bottom of Chrehen rarely acceptable and former tor general Andy solici- was Scott forced to resign because of com- made about who he should "take the the incident was fall", claiming the overreaction As RCMP APEC policing a summit. agency, is a publication of Phone: (416) 675-311 Number College exL 4514, fax: (416) OPINION & EDrrOKIAL EDTTOK WYUE ROGERS ESrrOR-IN-CHIEF COREY KEEGAN cmuNEisrroR JONATHAN BRCX>KS IfANACDfGENTOR JENNIFEa MCLAUGHLIN ABTDIBECraR 1 tlie wrong there. One year later, it's probable most are tired of seeing front page headlines about the scandal. But Canadians still don't have an answer to why this hapthat pened. New rence Solicitor General LawMacAulay should aim to Canadian public provide government is too focused on who will "take the with answers as accurately as The incident rather than revealing the truth. Certainly, is at fault if then only one person it wouldn't have the possible. The public needs answers and must cut this moun- the Liberals tain down credibility School of Media Studies. 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Instead, one govern- that's a violation of their rights, get to the the to "students were pepper sprayed, let's year to find comes to human rights issues. As Canadians, they had the right a lot of credibility. ment could have fall" for this pepper-spraying or If scandal has to the said pepper spray did. Students organized a protest All taken a slow response what at the Asia-Pacific We letters when dent protesters were pepper- happened and why reserve the right to edit for brevity. a certain sit- agency, the Liberal government's minister and soon Canadians [email protected]. we uation better. sprayed by you have a concern, write a letter to the editor. Letters can be brought to L231 or e-mailed to when realize NANCY BURT Media the massage; rub baby rub is Three pints of bourbon, two the brain Corey Keegan by Editor "Please, please," girlfriend's watch my me begged 1 girlfriend, "let one more time." just Yvette shook her head, and have some pretty "you said strange tastes dude, but what you really want, if that's do I'll it." She traipsed across the living room and put the tape VCR and left me alone room, naked, chained in the in the my in with nothing but chair, a half- and pint of ephedrine julep, bag of shrimp chips. With a flash, the television a drew me in for the fourth "Oh that day. yeah, this is time dirty," watched special prosecutor Kenneth Starr stand up before the House Judiciary muttered as I Committee. In comparison to others, suppose my tastes are pretty strange. For me, watching Starr's testimony, and the cross-examination by Democrats on the comI mittee is be odd thoughts. What was botluTiiig n\v mo^t was that throLij^hout testmiuny, the and pers the Watching the whole thing myself me the chance to judge the mainstream media coverage saw The foul-mouthed later editor and the House Judiciary Committee. side with sex, drugs, my own with better than the Stanley chair of the committee, asks Starr if he'll swear to tell the truth, the whole and nothing but the so help you God. "Now, 1 truth, start to giggle. assembled gang of top-notch weasels are. And then the ques- tions started. Salvo after salvo, bombardment a full of loaded questions was leveled at Starr, do with tc5 am 1 what was truth if it with a shovel. in the face how he and great his The free- an integral is I two hours the tape ran out. And my watching, of The bourbon girlfriend, and alone with a boozy head-full of a isn't alread\i to if it will lie revoke powers the press those same now enjt)ys After Starr's testimony was it pundit time. Just like colour commentators, the politics watchers began rating the per- formance of who was all the players. Not, telling the truth, or the ernment and the courts, the media has a powerful and legit- who looked the who made "a good showing", who would be hurt in the polls, how would play in our society. "play" with the American peo- way whole best on TV, imate role to unlike marily to government and media answers pri- itself — it always gets truth, but it pie, ate 1 shrimp It up with Was chips. the last of it my sensational- It always sticks up and pollutes the public with arguments that are entirely So-so. Did they focus their atten- self-serving. tion for itself, me her girlfriend ran out, leaving movement resented, gov- well on is the last word. partisan politics. ran out. song and dance Starr did his about whacked him of say, woiiLi predii.t afoot, its After Heavyweight Championship would I influence. media wouldn't know he's a lawyer, he Ali of rhetoric Oat this 1 1 consumers dt news grow wholly tired at the modern modes in vshich the new s is rep- to self-destruction. Like the fear the But the bour- news- part of a democracy, and yet courts, the down gobble 1 lurthi'miure, that tince the a judicial piro- of the press ammad think as iniperteet etfurts, bothered that the press much has so bon cocktail: Truth? God? Where do these guys come up with this stuff? Puh-leeze, this is Ken Starr, 1 an is the opinions ot a paper and he wove, dodged, and ducked most like a Muh- entertainment," that's Times was ceeding' Nothing, dom Henry Hyde, truth, do ha\'e I representation York Despite their ask, analyzes the media's seedy They saw it. would be able to compare their it. has rusled particu- in papers have opinions. What, granted I the pres.s, journalism craft mmpass t-tliK.il by winch lhe\ sluaild navigate times, morning following grows, the lets the mentioned about three do/en over the newspa- all New the lar, over the television that all night, lit my up, the bluish light bathed Cup, The Godfather, and the Simpsons all rolled mto one What was most appealing about watching the uninterrupted testimony was the chance to preview what would inevitably interpretation. quivering skin, and the images I and one bad case of politics on girls, my is It ized by the press^ Yes. Did they portray the proceedings fairly? competition between media out- on the issues? No. But oh baby, was observation that as it entertain- ing. Puffing to see the dragon live by Billy Ikosipentarchos What about Opinion Writer He am the dragon grew. At least mom tells I grew and what my that that's me. She used about a boy to read me a story who brought home it until a shouldn't bring children home dragons and raise because a house for a fully myshcal is them as no place grown, flre-breathing, beast. With a plot most a big drag- I like that, decades I welcome feel 1 as make me dragon at a medieval roast. The nation is built for average size human beings. because much acid in the '60s. My mom favourite became a little In one, and my swears I dragon by believing too much. the the story no one cared about the dragon's feelings. The mother cried that the dragon was ripping apart the house. The father was upset at the money it was costing him. And the neighbours wanted this over-sized Dennis the Menace to leave town. do to the shame brings less it latter to ly stores. car withcTut feet straight be fashionable. and 501 slims with leg will be the only Levi's in stock at all times, in kid my mom every store When 1 ordered was a "hefty-sized" the clothes from the Scars catalogue Now that into a Big 1 and am older, dash Tall store, like a pervert sneaking shop I into a porn to rent a thrill. It is either that or Buying a sensible from Mark's Work Warehouse, or wear hockey and shcx's is matic experience. into Aldo with nothing another trau- When 1 1 I own I short end the get still fat bald backs are considered sexy and have three-somes with sex\ French maids while sipping on wine and eating cheese all would get to day. Oh, and paint portraits of fruit while standing in the nude for a li\ing becoming a contor- 1 think our N'lirth American can culture learn something from the French, Halloween, the only F\er\ costume that me tits is the .•\ctuallv years 1 think after all The Frankenstein true moral ot the storv niv can were ever stranded on a mountain with ten nthei --iir- used find orlhiipedic are Doc me dirty who think Martens, which gets looks from people don't know the fad is over Or support in my (from BrcK)ks). football jerseys every day. I And it's fit size ficed for fide not only clothes that 2. IWH food buffet the first s.uri- Hell, table I'd tor be a ten average-sized survivors All this negative me energy caus- have a re-occurring nightmare where I'm walking through the streets of Japan es while •Et Cetera* would be 1 bona and can in. NOVIXBIJI 26-DF.t-EMBER vivors, I weight - the Beast clothes don't my 1 I can wear the only running shoe comes It to little tanks and airplanes to nmni read tc nie ^onu'tinu".1 these understand the tinallv 1 only comftirtable shoes I the of move to France men with hairy should 1 where Japanese a tionist. step size 14 flat feet, can never 1 number one. The one time I'm above average excelling to be 1 into roller coasters. fit been punished mv whole being average and not get laughed out of the store that buy There's enjoyed family have never been able to drive a go-cart, nor do proper- worse than being spotted in Yorkdale at the Fat and Ugly family. I I my shall too made coaches for life stick. was oven I me. I've almost studies more. stone size 1 play basketball and football even though medi- six curses herself for allowing that story to become choose I me Billy discovers. in has been written lap, High-school that nothing bigger than a Pants are only for those under little come, as drum-roll.) It kid a fire at seat. big for Christmas Drug-induced storytelling impacts children for years to who a was 1 broke Santa's Take the fashion industry. Please. (It works better with a um experimented with When ostracized like a feel one into tit better at providing comfort. as one. North American philosophies believe children's old quite a dragon, however, on the Subway or get 1 can't 1 During rush hour this means no one can sit beside me because there is no room Movie theatre, plane, and stadium seats are no Today stand 6' 4" and weigh more than 270 pounds. am not books were penned by authors too bus, on arounci. it grew bigger than the house. The moral of the story was pets, When you ask? the kid having 1 baby dragon and fed that just liked it lakes the ev i'-- ot ihild to recogni/e that beauty tomes m all shapes and si/es was the house that Mavbe was too small tor the dragon Maybe we should never it judge ourselves by the pre- designed limits of an insecure siKietv that attempts all av erage, or tci abnormal label us ' , ' &:'*' Humber students Disney scoops by Shauna Duffy On Campus He also said it will be great resume and the for his job Rrporter Jay MacKell is going down. After he graduates from the program \ "It got lotel Restaurant Management January, MacKell will be heading south to in work m the Epcot Centre at Disney World. MacKell was hired after Disney came to Humber in Florida to Out of about 40 students interviewed, only MacKell and Sue Annis, another Hotel Restaurant Management student, were hired. October "We sat beside each funny," said MacKell. "It's We other in two hours." MacKell said he and Annis were interviewed last, "It was pretty neat. They went over the application and the front row. sat smiling for He asked basic questions. described what I do my home town my free time in bartending, and dj-ing. about 1 me let guide the interview. and gave some indication . . . 1 wasn't nervous. 1 MacKell said to was his interviewer excited to hear about tion and attitude. MacKell "It's a a certain is mould. little research before It's a lot to How you carry do with presenta- yourself." excited about going to Florida. great bme. time of your within the Canadian inland waterways, that you share with either fwo, three, or li\e with people from Spain, Italy, Germany. Guys from everywhere." MacKell is how much money he will be A cousin of mine did it and it's the tips for the opportunity. It's such an expand- You come out with something that has something to go somewhere. You have the opportunity to go around the world." Disney sets up MacKell's work visa for him and it lasts a month longer than his contract, so he can travel or he can It gives you some credibility. a French course. have a better chance I And what MacKell plans that's exactly to do "Or the I'm going to have to get hired on cruiselines again and then be transferred." MacKell isn't sure whether him his attitude that got problem relocating it was sometfiing he said or way he has no the job, but either to the States for this position. "Everybody loves Canada, but to think I it's nice can get a job abroad. MacKell said that Humber he wasn't a if he wouldn't have had the opportunity to and get an go to inter- view. MacKell said he was elated "It's the news. not easy. corporation. It's a major , They don't just hire buffoons." There's also the benefit of the Disney University. f Jji, Hotel Restaurant erit' student'" '^' New G3 Educational Bundles! o G3 266MHz o G3 266MHz MultiScan 720 Display MultiScan 720 Display 32MB/4GB/24X/10B T 64MB/4GB/24X/100BT/AV Personal:$2,460.°° Personal:$2,820.^^ Institute: $2,385.°° Institute: $2,735.'''' Super Savings This Season With Macintosh Receive a "Super Savings Book" with the purchase of an iMac, PowerMacintosh G3, or PowerBook G3 Mail-in coupon offer on the most popular Macintosh software and penpherals, V: Y\V\\\\\ November 2.1998 and January 31, 1999 Humber College Computer Shop North Campus, .VithniBj Reseller Room E128, 205 Humber College Blvd Etobicoke, Ontario, Canada 416-675-6622 ext 4098 Visit our Web Site at: WWW.CampUSCOmpUterSl7Op.com •Et Cetera* Novt.MBFJ< 26 - Decembeji 2, 1998 after his up. is reapply for another position. life." to get transferred to EuroDisney in Paris" when he heard usually oufweigh the wage. ing company. French, then their presentation unsure about it my get student at five other guys. "You I contract "I'm using prepare himself. "They want you to look a certain fit it's all making, probably about $5.95 per hour but he says the MacKell admitted that he did a way. To waiting tables and anything from bar- will be "Basically, I'll act as an ambassador of Canada in the Canadian Pavilion at Epcot Centre." "Traditional Canadian cuisine is served, Labatt products, wine from Niagara. We answer questions like 'how much do you get paid to have that accent?'." His accommodation is taken out of his paycheck and the accommodation consists of townhouse complexes, on experience MacKell had interacting with people. hand to "If Pavilion thought more after the interview." it tending of canoeing, camping, htxrkey, her jobs she normally wouldn't have gotten." MacKell said his position MacKell can take business courses, seminars, and self-help programs. MacKell wants to take help>ed his cousin get other positions. M9W 5L7 computer shop«^ work on Iiunbei stiKleuts I Solar Stage puts spotlight on Theatre student Kevin Masilkman by tia^t hikfiluiif Kf/Mr/c-r with uiiik "( )ui thiMtii' ^lmi(i LuiKhlliMi' tialu\lcdl Ubiii^ Tbe [iru^rdiii lluniber produt lum lioin .ind Ik- {\\c Imhinif^ |>i I'll- 111 ,1 --iluiu' ,iiul Yunf^e, (Hits iii bvvn ha.-, Ned Vukovic, Shakespeare for on Ihi- n|hi|, "I 20 years luniber students make (They) a a number of pro- to and o reL)uin's a lait.s, (in Siiy two-week co-op commitment Vukovic It jack-of-all- is me and do it Wagg, the job, go out right," what sou,' Ihi-. good a me |ob lor Humber production ot Chekovs The It February March 5 I women the is women school the and Humber program prepares a stu- dent on top of the line equipment, and the stark con- to l\is Celebrating the gospel at Humber Theatre Kevin Tully Lakeshorf Reporter sion c^f and jc^y Jesus Christ, lo teach The play involves Theatre Humber ing a play that tion of music, is is present- a celebra- mime, com- Nine of the actors are in with the first year ai\ni\ers»iry and third year t>vo are in second of December at evening" Guttman said 13 - who Allan Guttman, the is former director of the improvisa- workshop at Second City, The musical the done two comedy gospel is based according to different prcxlucticws and in "This year the play in a put in a 1^2 w'lll '^Os perspective mcxlem to the pas- be and cc^ntevt," said Guttn^an Theatre add experience to the pa^- C".uttn\an has taught imprvn best of the men Siddiqui said gram in the women with some "Men need helping out. to tell men Lakeshoie setting said. One the of teachers of the progranA John liuot said not the campaign Ribboi\ at "I'he IS men, I " lo workshops tor bc^th at a rtMsonable tlie stu- mes- men m up a the b^-H.^lh in i>f" Keanu civst ot oi^.ini/ed hv IS It this iui>t s.iid many \vomen, bolizes support this s\'m- and encourage- ment," Watson said. said Mike MNers. and In 1 lall Hillary Higgins ..t MM •El Cetera* Si'MAIBtK A> call h7S-oo22 e\t IHH-VmiK i. I'l"** While the Ribbon campaign gets calls frcnn gn.iups from acro-ss the counlrs in December November to 6. we kivp up can't with the den\and," Watson They get calls fa^m Canada, and arc* even s.iid all acros.s rxvei\ in^ liom >oine l"ur\ipean countiio "It >t,utod here .ind picked up \Vatsi.M\ said other }{umbcr the Halls of Humber i-s being countries," i\>llci:c Music children and adults Ree\'es, cam- novelty that News, Weather, Sports Sc>nw of his ti>rmer students are the cast Irom kids in the been has Work-shop dedicated is the school p.iinn "To this time that a While first CKHC 91.7 He now has his own studio in Torimlo named The .-\ctor> IS about domestic violence," Siddiqui i- pro\ iding acting and pt'rtorming pro- be running the booth, will salion at Hun\ber lor 15 \ear^ For rest'rxations. please Humber 's in duction The studio has already This play should be one of Matthew. The story speaks Humber of Gcxispell in 1^85 more directs the play on "The audience can expect a lot laughs and an uplifting Theatre lumber. s the industry will he said. in this," calls frcin\ the L'nited States .\[\A memorial. campus by season Guttman their year run 2 actors 11 edy and slapstick Godspell will from Theatre low in the hearts Nadeem Siddiqui, organizer, "Men need lo take an active role "This year then killed himself. sage acrc>ss lo lUher tion 14 killing rifle Injuring 13 others dents will be getting \ life. Watson said it was surprising mei\ that no men ever hel^->ed number's real world. women. Friday He 3t>^-8031 sup- against semi-aulon^atic The Marriage Cm Kits Pimm any Solar Stage per Schoenberg gets slulormance, call i41M j^.„,, ^^.j,,,^ f^^ j^^. co- abuse The national White Ribbon campaign runs from the last women, and or He the walked into the schocJ with a females for ruining m blamed in to sign a poster to ending Watson ^ new student to complete the first operative, said the by started wearing a white ribbon on the first year anniversary of the Into S^ 22 to s.iid that Lepine was denied entrancv run Proposal, said against is lumber and tickets on men abuse wrong. relies men other Montreal Massacre, the ticket s^des. For The can^paign telling Watson men done Chris Watson. 1W4 to the £cole at Polytechnique a giH>ii experi- is production adiied Solar Stage will share to other theatres, to Wagg s kon- the luluiv| pt'ople will ou did will host the Theatre ning communido the a ou, net- stressed the addition ol an entiie perils of propv>sing Students will also con- the ability to see like, to alsi> comedy about a Their duties will the lightning board during the show. gave the pro- ic s.»id Marriage IVoposai range from carpentry for backdrops and props, to "It \ hue I'll Humber Anton ful- program be used as a trades, or as general technicians. that lineup at the stage rotations to in their reniember Stage, Theatre gain experience on a professional level while lights. I ence," \'uko\ Second-year general technicians will work on wiring and hanging ley, at Scilar rivals all others. of the students will 'I nomadic worklorce gram otters a chance lo work with protex-.ion4»l> "Students will make BruJ Wuss " industry that .in Vukovic said right. It and invalu- technicians, able asset in education through pro- Solar Stage productions in new environment, in a with different actors, dia>ctors, they were felt work course -l program hand out ribbons, pins and will get ol \\ci'k Deteinber - services worker soci.il port de Montreal, when Marc Lepine opened fire on them. The White Ribbon campaign honours the memory of lliese women, and the n^any others who suffer domestic abuse. "Wearing the ribbon means not to comniit, condone, or remain silent about violence against women," said White Ribbon can\paign co-oidinator \ ty stage Montreal schtml. gram, said the evperience also enough confidence in the students at lumber to spearhead the project From the hands-on training that llun\ber emphasizes to working at Solar Stage, second -year student Brad Wagg said the technical arts program trol mur- women The women were taking an and a lighting of the der of 14 young at a Mark Othen, Schoenberg said Vukovic had Each This anniversary iniliative Humber Vukovic said, our mandate at Solar filling their own U) Scioiul-ye.u hluiienls important lontnbulion.'sakl real Mark Schoenberg Lakeshore Iheir the (or (..ileteii.i Mo\ ciuIht engineering fessional production at work on ^^^^^^^^^^ strong," is llie mnui lln'iu Vukovic teacher Mc CllllVKAY Ir.ulu-i stagecraft teacher in the pro- had directed and "Part of giVf^ .iiiil .1 year marks the ninth ductions [performing arts co- Stage 111 pi cili-1-.ion.il -ii'llin^, .1 gives students an opportunity had seen very y\i\ Men educating men on violence against women by l-KIt and the stage ordinator) lluil-. .1-. tlu'\ initiative." art director pro- vided the link between "1 ui k in Will i.in-., Iku'Ui^; lui liflp lioio Humber a studies and Solar Stage it lmn li'i eivpeneiue incorporating plays with a lunch, entertaining the businebs district that burrounds u .i^ii'i-i. .-ilLulrnl .1 lice IhuI^.',i1 li^'jil .1-. -i.lKJ Viiko^ u Ihcalii', Kiiali'd King West and the .iiul lu-lii^ -ilLlUlu'd li ^I'l Vukovu .\ k IIumIic^ wln-n- ihc ciiiuimiiilv e s\i- |-iliii.lihli|, in l'fbrLi.ir> dovvntDwa Siilur Sta^e, a Ihe Scotia Plaza at uill St.ij^i' bludt'iitM Artb l'i-rliim\in^ I'hoatrt' Siil.ii h.li .11 innif (iiimilivi- i\|iii|)n\i'iit iM own Uicii ey there! Betcha he's got great kidneys." The Many by of life surpasses any other gift say they would donate their organs, but few have signed donor cards Kate McCaffery doing just that. Health Reporter you could give someone a at no cost to yourself, would you think twice? If you give a person a chance to live a full life that would otherwise be cut very short, could you deny them that opportunity? Many would say "of course not!" Yet, by not signing organ donor cards, millions of Canadians are If gift, "The most wonderful thing that one person can do for anoth- human er of life," being has kept "It is to give the gift said Elizabeth Jackson. me alive." In 1997, 628 people in Ontario received an organ transplant, but another 1029 remained on waiting lists at the end of that year, according to the Multiple Organ Retrieval and Exchange Ontario organ donation statistics • Annual savings increased by to the Ontario health care budget if organ donation 10 per cent = $l^-million • Amount saved over ten years when one patient on dialysis receives a kidney transplant " $145,618 • Number of people in Ontairio waiting for an oi^an transplant by the aid of 1997-1029 of people in Chitario who say they would be willing to donate organs of loved ones « 90 per cent • Percentage • Percentage of people in Ontario who have signed a cbmnrcod « 38 pa cent M.O J(.E Ontario waiting list Year 1997 Kidney Liver Heart Lui^ Heatt/Lung Ibtal r J J e: e:' "There are male br^ls thatmit at least half of the nHKh HM womA on this planet to shame.** ys breast obsessed? by Ml| tomeone Gin4_Vij5)iptta. "li Lifestyld don't fonis on -all over taring Jluiiifcitr' Jigree dtw^MRen's that men Every my breasts," woman advertising and n; breasts, they ' ar'h jally bi ttne ?nti>j ^^ but onl\' r m 1 pu^ fairly j llim^; ak- ,,and.nu: CSS like "I not something too that frm^- Three cjuarters most preferred S ot second-year Ikisiness up" the "C -C to Ih- their tlu' Ljui'stion In ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ a new book, liti\i-,t-- I ran^e^mj^HMKlb i7^.talkeci to eye-to-eye. author AriicnLiui t '('S('Ssjii;i, Carolyn latteier discusses the J^ enough. history of breast pi)rtra\al in our ^ ,, , culture and Paulo M. Salvador jnto a how . , it culturally has evolved^ , i constructed fetish. so they ing," said first-year know I augmentation that be too wrapped I.atteier said the $7,000. $2,100 and can reach well s start at move away ing m AlttlQUgh men seem to want theni big, some do mfancv grow deep they are sexual meaning she to writes men ha\e toward breasts durdeep feelings when they are becomi' entwined with feelings .so teelmgs into older, "Breasts will realize they ar^ General Arts and Science student he I'lT^pcitii'C W'onh'ii'-^ -^ show PlastjC.SUjiijjjpiltatistics ^O^iad'-litie staring insulting, they stiT K ri'iiiains ' "These davs breasts seem looks". AlthougF h," Sj^ro men found verbal "I huk si/e So W too i-< KiliimIioh .uul there an olisessioii caus^-^^^a^ cancer according to tf»e.,U.S Food and .Drug Administration didn't s sf.ir can put nu' hand-^ around, Administration student, Kob handful is good B^^_ conshow A».. .^»>» :^ i-»»^ u:,« " Any' more is too big. its 1 said bi^," ivideijofj^^^w >' Anv more ^ixond- s.ii^ .idoi, a re includ Ion hi^ ,1-. j^uod i'iuiu/;h ts But/ there s i, IS ed behind the brejst tisdo, allowing the implant the existing ^sura- it-sc'lt M smh i-, Li'iMiie slULiiiit but pordtion i> liandtui TjhIo >.iKi per cent considered he breast ai sonple as &e imj •^e c» under the lOnevfaf give survey^ ca; ovi'iu-.ivl the wonu'ii said tlu-y were bi'lu-w then- "A t^at boto^ti jrr ^^i*'' jv^wished their breasts f Wftnl:> to -^piMk uitli nu', sheaddt'J felt as tact " Comparing apples to watermelons Does matter? size really Who has more of a fixation, the ladies, or the gents? by Louis Tsiktsiris them," said Godoy. Lifestyles Reporter One Breasts, boobs, hooters, jugs, cannons, tits, melons. Whatever you call them, breasts are a favourite topic of conversation for men and women. both most obvious boys from the girls. There are male breasts that put at least half the women on this planet to shame - not that having small breasts is a bad thing. Most women who have nothing If way else, bcxjbies are the of telling apart the The breasts small ones get feel much in the later years "Women with breasts can also Breasts are made hey hang kind of weird .^pd I dOH't like them." I small "^ more Godoy, women a film student at big breasts feel that easily noticed," said is Kelly Erwin, of probably nothing more fascinating about breasts than men's obsession with them. According Human to Desmond Morris's bcxjk. The Ape, breasts look a lot like a woman's bum. This induces thoughts of copulahon for the man and thus his fascinahon with breasts Women may obsess over their more than men do. "They hang kind is of weird and own I breasts, don't like the is down For a more fat lot where the wa\' to the excep- of people, the there is m breasts the better As for the °^ breasts, there purpose of are a few Breast-feeding, Toronto. There society fat. In a small and thin and Ryerson. "Small-breasted out of tion run and play tennis without experiencing too are slow go, breasts are "^T do things pain," said Vera to ed. like much way droopage is support Most men are more than willmg to hold breasts up, but realistically the hands would have to remain on the breasts ail day long and they would have to keep relatively still To overcome this dilemma, bras were in\ent- that more play- time and they don't sag as best the process of h^^^b^^^bb ^^^^^^^B large women of the main conccir.s of inevitable sagging. foreplay, prtxluct advertising. According to Pukka.net/snotsykims, a nonpornographic web site there are over two billion pairs of breasts m this world If you were to weigh them, they would over two million tons. If all total the breasts of our planet were Imed up, would circle the Earth 10 hmes TTie other amazing thing is that no two breasts are alike One thing is for sure The world is a much more intereshng and beautiful place because of they breasts Hop>efully no one will be offended by this comment, because, after all, am a man, and after writmg this story on breasts, the only thing on mv mind IS copulating I •Et Cetera* NoVfJUBlJ) 'Ml l)K-fMBtJi 2, I'ftH Some women love their brea.st.s just as riiiuh :is men f) Lifestyles Humber guys want 'nice girls' Survey: by Maklln Da Suva .And after the tries ha\e been polishi'd HunibiT >;uys iiU'xpenMV kink Inr according to A ot [loli tin mtormal guys, S(l l.ui^h to laugh and have men lumber's North I a girl vsas all a date to have a good Mark time. If you can't home, rather stay I'd guys agree Seventy per cent of the men asked unspoken pressure to take their dates out is felt an King, a on "(rust \(iur instiiKls," tiling mure intimate the biggest wa\ with caution, to lose to w fust date then on hat's llie yo\n{ oi better \et, nue and continue play able, I tlie dates pick away I me up Once end \'ou get " control lannays-King said is "If tc-els it up, [iroceed do not proceed You don't have the date It you are untomtort- " it a on a date tor Itie first time with someone is total- lumber counsellor, 1 first it you probably base will you doesn't ha\ e to be that way. date light and don't plan on spending a a of said. couple of hours, you won't limit the date to a ha\'e to keep the conversation going and this time to know whether you and relax, relax, relax all good time," she is enough enjoy spending time together. While on your date you will find out whether your per- sonalities are compatible or not. "The best way to impress me is to Hannays-King also suggested suggest something inexpensive/' said Claudio Cckco, a third-year Civil The poll "Always expect also revealed that men appetite. Seventy-four per cent of the hate I It when go out something and their dates don't to salad," point in going out to dinner if men polled absolute- not to decide of girl I expect her to order Cocco said. it if as an outing cessful, "What's the she's just going to watch me eat?" your first with IS a be your life date expec- number is "A date is long partner, but think friend" parties involved your safety This the unexpected," she said. this will Although both order a meal. dinner with a riot just a love ladies with an that tations aren't sky high. Engineer Technician student. "If all It "Keep the on an expensive night. ly for ihe gii t my uiu omtortafile and \oui inti'Mial antenna was dale of ner\e wracking, but according to Camille Hannays- If also romp nudiiight toi a thought that an\ a first whole day together But most Rick, a second-year Legal Assistant student Suggesting Burger King instead of Chez Rene end ti> get Cioing friendly and interesting," Kick said great, respet I men of the have any into his car you're giving those polled aren't Icniking hug a "It " "Flashing your teeth makes you instantly beautiful, "I ne\c'r last second," Kick said ly "You go out on said than detiniIeK a turn on laugh together and )oke around then ot and the the baik ot their father's sedan Most at polled agreed that being able to good lime with a m poll toiiductfd Campus, mdicalc'd that a good sense of humour is the number one cjuaiity Humber 's guys look tor in a woman Ninety per cent of the Most ri'soiArd ^irls witli ^>i'\uall\' who know how tastes (.' oft, what then' sip ot liarq's taken, why Melanie want the date to be suc- first-year Early one. Vicente, a Childhood Education student, suggested meeting your date in a pmnii BY Mari-I-n Good well-populated area. Begin job search LijestyliS Reporter students Humber consider taking located just A AlOO needing seasonal employment shciuld a trip to the down campus career centre. FREE service "We don't see a full-rime certain employees may It is the hall from the information centre, at has a board with Christmas job postings, for those It are interested. TTiere who be a limited few, but there are sc^me jobs and there should be more coming. Karen One port-tinne lot of extra who ads at Christmas time, but there are are looking for a an employment advisor Fast, of the companies advertised lot of students," said at the centre. is Clcarnet, they're having a Christmas push and are looking for 80 students, summer who are interest- customer relation positions. Checking online in the career ser\ices is another way of looking for a job H's quick and efficient, and has listings of positions advertised daily All a student has to do is go to a terminal and open up the online worklink. The address is www.campusworklink.com, the user code: hcollege and the password: hercoler. ed conrrocr in "I find that the career centre Some employers have found on WorkLink: Nursing student. them for Bell now MiKA AmITOVSKI by usercode: hcollege password: bercoJer IJa Silva relationships can blossom from first dates. a job to call Internet are very helpful, just a I waiting first-year Students can also head to the Woodbine Centre for seasonal employment. The Customer Care Centre is now looking for students to start working in December toj^ecome gift wrappers for Canada customers. TTie position lasts for three weeks. Intemet Direct Merisel Canada Inc. Nesbitt Bums Enterprise Inc. Scotia McLeod O&Y "It's the only •Et Cetera* - DFXTMBfJI 2, 1998 hme we hire extra help because of the Christmas rush," said Rigo Valdes, a customer care representative. "We charge customers for wrapping, depending on size and the proceeds go to the United Way." If students are interested, the customer care centre and part-time gift wrappers, and is paying is hiring full minimum wage. They on the lower level of the mall near the fairground area. Woodbine's Body Shop also supports Humber students, by hiring them for the holiday season "We hire lumber students mostly because of our location and how we are so close to them," said manager Karen Stinsc^n last said "students should go directly to the particular store or ct>mpany for better chances of opportunities and just ask." Students shouldn't just limit themselves to malls because liquor stores and other larger types of companies are looking for students for the Holiday season. If students are lucky and show promise they could wind up with a permanent job. are located 1 N()VF,MBFJ( 2<) and the by using the Internet and now I'm me back," said Cynthia Quainoo, Lifestyles Gay community now more accepted in -^ Toronto? by Trevor Hach^ ous by the courts," he said He Lifestyles Reporter About man was five weeks ago killed because of his sexual preference. Like killing someone because of their skin the murder is a hate crime. And yet, it's young a not at all colour, surprising that happened. Homophobia is a widely accepted prejudice, and bashing is too often the result. But, according to Metro Toronto Police crime analyst Joe Page, the situation here in Toronto is getting it said also wouldn't "If it some of between the communities and themselves on the issue. "It's more or less the strength of the you are where uncombe out there before you And would be like 'who ever got my the point to group members fortable, the public educating "gay-positive space." like to call a could blink. nication bashing if number's Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgendered peoples organization president Ian I-'oote said he would not tolerate any kind of abuse perpetrated against himself or any of his group members. Every week the group meets underneath the SAC office in what they Page said incidences of gay bashing are down in the city from last year He commu- it did occur. better. attributes this decline to better community the gay there and take sit I'd felt I We to judge'' are gay-positi\'e you have a problem with us come in and talk to us," he said. Foote added if there continued to be a problem he'd go directly to security because the abuse would be an interferpeople, if public dealing with the so-called minor- ence of their rights. mongers. They're not being accepted by the public and they're more or less keeping year involvement with the group he has ity of these people that are hate But Foote said that during two his any violence yet to experience or hear of someone Humber themselves," he said. directed towards Some communication is a result of the efforts of community liaison officer for gay and lesbian issues, because of their sexual orientation. Rene Lessard. occasions, often behind his back. reported me Toronto. to "We of the the different make them understand way of life, different culto and different He year he beliefs," he few reasons. prove his it as a I'm stupid, I'm not a my face and say 'you»re necessary step manhood anymore. to There's been a lot more enforcement of the laws and it's looked upon as a bit more seri- in a learned to completely ignore Foote said most of Toronto is very com- people, areas of the city that he dtx?sn't feel open about calling physical to if gay-positive you have a And there needs to be continued co- lijn Footf and the public so that as a team tho\ can Pago said that's message mit one ot the reasons bashing has declined o\er the past \oar got the are Generally Toronto assault. accepting of because rule so large. is it fairly is community gay the of But pcilice don't out the possibility of something happening here like what happened in and think I sickos heads," said l^^ssard ha\e Two weeks after the murder of Matthew Shepard, 21, in Laramie, Wvoming there was an incident m tamilies, Toronto, Page said going "I are those people aren't accepting mean it happened (the murder) and you ha\e tci bo aware of who you're hitting on and where you propose voursolf "I this as being gay. I places in the U know S there's that "It far this year, There was an such that ered still life threatening ho needed '2lt the Shepard - nWT-MBKB 2. ho l'''*8 was an but the \ii.tini point hospital attention, •Et Cetera* NciVKMBfJ) 1 ugly was consid- it in|urios to a A Time/CNN over 20 it as-^ault recene some you can't these their wasn't as serious but in|uries weren't according to Page, there have been going to rear are incident be gay," Foote said So know when " \% dul hero he ^aid poll taken shortly alter murder asked, "Are homiv that the pooplo who arc in\'ol\od ha\ o basicalK i'ducali>d Ihom- mean, yes, you want to change it and you want to bring it change conimunu .ition more comnumilv ^n^] the public "There's bt'twoon the use caution. still it operation bt'twoon the gav cominunitv Because you ne\er but there --aid said Lessard but he emphasized the need to to cent ot things people's perceptions on the issue of trying or not a moral American adults them said that it to bo accoptod, a need to happen. People nood to ho educated more, "Lack ot knowledge is quite dangerous at times," in. importance wrong l,f)63 asked, 45 per cent of Wyoming. "Something like that can happen anywhere To say it would ne\er happen here is like living in a dream world. who H-\l Hf For hon"n5se\ualitv com- Foote said he recognizes the Mark R Shuohart Of the issue'" lot his sex- the envelope," Foote said. Shepard's death. name problem with us, come in and talk to us." and proud of being out here in the city. But, he said, there are some fortable homosexuality and so fcirth. "But they're taking their time accepting it and we can't push led to ing adults morally We are it. accepting of his sexuality and he's in, Tkk^uh sexual relationships between consent- was not a moral issue, 48 per was morally wrong. growing up life, As of today, most societies becoming more accepting Homophobia in a faggot." small town, and that with time he's uality BY bashing those incidences can be any- from thing gay of But Foote said he's dealt with that fortable being Pwm) cases Now being," he said. sort of thing his entire "People that come in from the suburbs, the young overly active male, (who) wants to show how macho he is, doesn't see to B> Foote proudly displays the rainbow pride flag outside the North Campus. names on numerous called told last "And some people would be brave enough to come up said. attributes the decline of bashing in the city to a human Pnom Foote lived in residence was "They give lectures to different groups on both sides ture, When at selves to not got in\ ing," he oKod m gay-bash- said. But the most important thing that needs happen is people need to realpeople of different sexual orien- to ize that tations are people feeling'-, all the ,\nd thorn thov atloct when someone all ba--hos those thing'- 'L\o gone through homo same Thov thov ha\o fears, tho\ ha\ o dopros'-OLi tli.it stage about what ot pi'o- ha\o said about mo,' looto --.ud ilh --onio pooplo it mav got to the point \s horo tho\' mav nood ps\ chologi'-'il help to gi't o\er that t\ po ot plo .And u abu'-o CV worsi\ like m Matthew Shopard's No amount ot counselling can repair the damage done to him case about as important as pantyhose "It's your sex to is life. The Prince of DreamWorks by Mark Subryan stury Ninx'^ t.Jitor The three 1994, Inment's biggest Stewart, movers and Piennes, a DreamWorks company SKC. Before promised land includes cast entertdin- of shakers began called Mose.s leading his peo- ot ple to the Patrick Ralph Sandra Bullock, and Kilmer, Val Michelle Pfeiffer The film is brilliantly visual, they announced their company, with cutting edge computer ani- they thought of what their mation first animated feature film should be "Steven (Spielberg), ny," David and were planning do with our new compasaid SKG's animation boss (Geffen), what Scenes like the burning bush, and between Moses and Rameses showed the Disney influence of Kaztenurg, Chapman and other key Disney the parting of the red sea, about. I to Jeffrey Katzenberg. "In the past, the chariot race people who made the jump to fairy tales. DreamWorks. The film works well because that. isn't all animated movies were about on a 1 wanted to change wanted to do something grand scale. So Steven asked I mean like the 10 '-Commandments?' and that is how Prince of Egypt was born." 'You The animated of Egypt, is feature, Prince based on the cen- turies-old biblical tale of Moses. The story of is Moses and Rameses, brothers with different destinies. What follows is the only for children. In it Kaztenburg said the film may chil- dren. Two characters effective (Pfeiffer) and Prince people are espe- Tzipporah Seti (Stewart). Egypt up and of sit who are will Du.stin DiNt>hT fact, even be over the heads of cially Courtesy Pucmi manipulation by Moses and the whole Prince of Egypt gang. Jefferey Katzenberg hanging out with Rameses, make realize that Disney has comptetition now. Rameses was not created conventional "We In fact, villain. made cameras, most of the action takes n't place on a microphone. because people would be offend- it shadows, someone me make Katzenberg know flew in is Hollywood full-length the to direct a part, 1984, went to CalArts in there were only four she said. are getting into the to art. did- be condescending because we that felt would feel cheated. the end, we had Val (Kilmer) "We and didn't want the she said. booming "We tried to meld all of the character's voiced into one, we but realized that people what was said because they would be listening to the voice. Basically, God's wouldn't LA" and Chapman most difficult part voice making the film. "We had different ideas of how Moses would part the sea," Altieri said. "One idea was that the sea would part and form an "But nowadays, more and more women and flew back "We voice because that's been done," plane, a to said. "experimented with God's voice. to in 1 in a class of 30," In spent four Australia, to agreed on the "When Oscar hopped want God and do both his character's voice that God's as well." According to Chapman, they Both Altieri film. women I Chapman hesitant little the audience Australia at in scene," off screen hours with him recording the first animated feature was filming Lucinda, so anything." woman time the I needed Ralph I redo, but he must be faithful, accurate, had to make it like didn't Chapman each other," off the At the same time, we didn't want their interaction to happen Kilmer and Ralph stars, Val scene that three things about this Brenda working a Moses about ed. because they're worked together. It was tough getting them on the same continent much less into the same studio. There was one "He said. to difficult Fiennes, never it I little used "At that meeting in 1994, David was excited about the and a think that the actors found she said. "In this film, the two Prince of Eygpt properly. project," like directing is of a suspenseful feel- "We were said that directing regular film, only instead of main took four years to film: ing." "I with." told year." a the audience could identify It film gave the of raging water more female directors within the next an animated film of a multi- is couple of animated films by Chapman producer Penny Finkleman Cox. "We wanted a person who lived in his father's Chariots race across Eygpt with the voices of Ralph Fiennes (Rameses) and Val Kilmer (Moses) taking the reins. but having a tunnel ice tunnel, releasing the great pharaoh, who Courtesy pmmi is a dimensional individual," said as a DreamWorks want Rameses to mustachebe your typical twirling villain," Katzenberg said. "We wanted him to appear human." "Our portrayal of Rameses, didn't 1 listen was Moses's voice because if God spoke to you believe that in your own voice, you'd feel comfortable." Prince of Egypt opens nation wide on December 18. Jazz fundraiser conjures Christmas spirit by Jason Engel The restaurant had Arts Reporter it, The Christmas Services held Avenue Road Montage Support spirit hit early this year as the its first annual Jazz music fundraiser. The atmosphere in the Ave and Dav, a restaurant which just happer\s to be at the comer of Avenue and Davenport, was very lively as people gathered to listen to jazz music and help adults afflicted with multiple and severe disabilities. Those attending paid $40 for the concert, dinner, and drinks at the bar. booths tucked away wherever The concert was in order to help raise money for a new handicapped bus for the Montage Support Services. Robert The bar Morassutti, with fireplaces and little in a very "50s feel to almost every comer, had three levels, letting the patrons sit however close or far away from the band, as they wanted to. The band playing was the Chantal Quesnelle Jazz Quartet. They played many different songs, ranging from wellknown jazz songs like "I've got you under my skin", to classic Christmas songs like "JingP i^Hs", done in the Jazz style. The audience listened as they mingled and drarik martinis. possible. also - she Montage, said that the event was a big music, singing in not only English, but French as well. The band played almost non-stop through the night, with only success. one break 'This tle bit is the the that executive director of first time that we did of a holiday event, and from reports back we'd 1 think that it's like to continue a all the something doing in the a quartet took frequent though, as Quesnelle breaks from her singing. That's not to say OfXTJMBRK 2. 19<>8 night, and especially being p^rt of such a worthy cause. "I think the part that's most gratifying is The quartet wasn't always for a well-deserved meal. Quesnelle was glad to be part of the lit- future, "he said •Et Cetera* Ndvi.vlBf.R 26 was taking it easy because when was on stage she put her all into her that she seeing all the disabled adults that are here that never get out to see live music. That's what makes me about being here." feel really great The Planet Swing: geriatric kickSmashers genre rejuvenated by swing night start Doug Glazebrook Arts Reporter swing is the thing, then Johnny Favourite is king. Favourite brought his 12piece band to [lumber November 18, and what transpired was nothing short of mag- by Elizabeth Trickett Canada Arts Reporter records and even started their If own Planet Theskanked impress each other floor to with some of the most exciting dancing the world has ever seen. Humber SAC the spirit, In brought four students up from Lakeshore campus to show the crowd some swing basics. "My dad listens to Perry Como and Benny Goodman and was a kid. I've stuff and since always heard the big band stuff and I love it so much," said m Ihk Ki TI The Johnny Favourite Swing Orchestra: Ahead of its time? 1 Terrance Balazo, a year stu- first dent in the Performing Arts pro- who gram, explain. feel. helped teach. It's And so good." it's Swing can be aggressive and fast paced and often leave the uninitiated gasping PtKlTl) h^ I-LIZABl over the past few years Movies for breath. However, those willing to put the time and energy into learning the moves will soon find themselves progressing to more pair of panty hose life," new Humber another student brought in to Perks, made time to moves. He said it is help teach, said he improve his important have to being looked at as strictly a swing band, even though the a solid foun- As want have the drive to learn how Perks, "because I to do it," thought it to said visu- looked impressive and 1 thought it would be a great way ally to show had off, into I put everything learning it. (It 1 took) seven hours of extensive one-on- one stuff before we were getting some pretty in-depth stuff." Swing has seen a big revi'jal into Swing new Favourite the gral part of enjoying swing has "We dress when she finds it dig four years Either it's can be one of two a life-like toy or a Toronto band with a catchy name. The played a show November 21 latter at the Rivoli and dazzled the audience with their pleasant psychedelic pop. The band showcased a variety of songs latest album, Rockeiface, and even played some Rolling Stones and Van Halen covers. Rubber Snake has been together for from their together and equipment "We decided get gear use this studio," call I You it it. It's cool It's complex. It's smart. can't not dig likes it, it. 1 I looked just at each Collyer said. The Smashers Planet are excited to be included on every Much Music's 1 date of I concert tour across year. They Snow Canada have also Job this three videos that are played sparsely on MuchMusic and they are working on a new record. They plan to do a US tour after its In toured release. It's just mean whether they or not," said Favourite, flask of prior to is simply and has much higher hopes "I'd like to see it right there on you know, where you've got a pop section, a rock section, a swing section." the walls of music, PH(J"n) their turn at the when to singer Zilli got to save all buv recording money and leam how to our the time to debut Rocketface, CD nine and, while learning how to use their basement studio, recorded them In 1995, their ment. Although hold lirst '2U it is in lull-length more pop/rtxk it has yet to make them a orifirst Because of 2. \'>'>H shift some exposure, the \\ ritteii whuh some songs want a the\ sound ol Iheir locus ot their tirst "It's spenil this lack of e iii Wilhin the next low weeks, thc\ will house- band members keep their da\ jobs, but hope they can soon quit "You have to sell a lot of albums to start making money off it," said Zilli 1)U KVIRLB third allnim, .1 nnire "li\e" their base- name •Et Cetera* NuV»llUJ< RubluT Snake h.u tor ented and radio-friendly than their album, Zilli said. David Markham and Atilla Turri, the other members of the band, play bass and drums, respwchvely They wrote 30 songs and took the first fame game thov decided to release the son>;s on their selt-titlod BY Fi.lZABETH TrICKETT The Planet Smashers breathe some life into the proceedings Wednesday Nov. 18, with some good oV rock n' roll. album, was also recorded and have that!'" said. have We farted. other and went 'yeah she did for the future of his craft. started out dcnrided "(We met) Buffy Saint-Marie and as she walked away, she band big Swing's comeback a fad Joseph Janisse and guitarist Ray A Rubber Snake things. They with Buffy Saint-Marie. Favourite rejected the notion that lot around Toronto and even in New York are big on dressing in Swing style. She said on the East Coast, where the band originated, it's more casual and a lot more fun when just anybody comes out and dances. ShAUN HaTTON The Planet Smashers have had an interesting experience showtime. of of the clubs Arts Reporter the backstage^'" Collyer said music-that's on his Johnny Walker Black try Rubber Snake take by it. know they play. She said unfortunate that a music, as he sipped in the style they kept thinking 'when are an obvious advo- is music, big sound Hatfield, certain time Montreal in can't. "Swing everybody a money," he tour band music. He said it something that smaller hair done." promote "We The Planet Smashers have been together for five years. what happy to of this Warped they going to throw us out of 1 all is and Rancid I it. don't consider ourselves Performing "Guys walk in with nice suits on. Girls walk in, all dressed nice, band, said the band doesn't 1 is happy with band has made most proud of being on with Bad Religion, The Specials, got a job and was making money and then really wanted to travel. didn't want to come back when had ing that time dislikes this bands Dawn he He the month and dur- band." Maeghan Baritone Sax strike for like a swing thing or any of that crap. We're just a pop offers also However, fronts the band. said bands signed the progress the for a year in the who at least cate of big from the Arts program. Fennell, was here Stomp label. Stomp now has Collyer said he to music program They went on Favourite to offer. said "1 your sex into that that all to is name promotes band's and old tunes, Humber students grooved on the dance floor. Some came dressed to impress in suits and vests while others chose a more casual approach. To some, looking good is an inte- who plays the into the really fun stuff. I 10 into 18 year-old Johnny Favourite Orchestra belted out both dation of basics before you get "Because way 28 said Favourite, heights on the music charts. "It's all classy," T. a Swingers (1996) have helped to push swing back into the mainstream, and big band music to difficult steps. Derek about as important as "It's such as Swing Kids (1993) and "I can't something you just Records. open for the Johnny Favourite Swing Orchestra. The Montreal-based ska band went over well with the swing minded crowd. They were hesitant at first, but Humber students warmed up to the opening band. The Planet Smashers are made up of Matt Collyer on guitar and vocals, Dave Cooper on bass, Kurt Ruschiensky on trombone, Tim Doyle on drums, and Humber College drop-out Leon Kingstone on saxophone Caps was swept back 70 years to a time when big bands rocked dance halls with jazz hits and guys and gals crammed the record Smashers Caps November ical. dance their four times, put out two onto the making video tough because vmi don't want all \our mone\ on a video," to Zilli sa d I In the meantime, the their own web www rubbersnake can listen to some band mainlams site at com, where visitors of their songs •Et Cetera* NovFMBEH 26 December • 2, 1W8 . were If Socrates in a soul band. home Toronto's Philosopher Kings have a sexy return Goncalves by Elizabeth nerves Arts Reporter When suggested Socrates society be governed by philoso- may have had that make up pher kings he the men the six Toronto band. The Philosopher Kings in mind Before sold out Music November their show at the 21 Danforth Hall, the thought of play- the excitement is "We've always been Mansion, and m tion Hugh .it I'kulniv believe v\hii music arranging strings," said West. West. vou could sixtii's, The I'tulosiipher own .starting Iheir revolution ual lot feature orchestras, and we've always been big fans vf "^eah show," said the after begins tonight "It The rev- ing in Toronto in front of friends the essence of the stomach but- have been unable album live, but to do so in the past Hoping some of the songs added Levine Although thev will be usable, they will try again about the idea, West vvoLild friends and family is the most nerve-wracking thing," said at this sht)w. to think pianist Jon Levine songs from tonight and family terflies in set the motion. "Playing front in my of "It's possible that a live Brian West. "If added guitarist you screw up in another city never that big of do a show, think, in the Sony soundstage with strings and "It's like hell," a deal. it's You're gone the next day and they're not going to chase you out of town or anything. But when you screw up in front of your family they bug you about it for years to recording pose, and we're also going to But on the other side of the 'It's I horns. from It will West show depending on this aim competing hke .\Luilvn ho has breasts," \\ huge part .1 "It be revolu- to expression, sexualitv probably be mainly like voii're fieople .Manson, |oke think that, but its to hen v\ with tonight for that pur- it like to tion.irv both true it haiJ prettv album," said Levine. "We're human ot added is," seems insane to us that more people don't express that Canadians are generallv to be stereotypical - v erv shy and downplay it." our performance." Watching and come." "Id be on the room," dressing the "In the lot of will si'x- C.madLin in olution begins at midnight," capture tried to the that Kings are and a The band has Viu" legeiKi.iiv argue influ- classic soul records \.i)\e Hetner's lletner started the sexual revolu- enced by music that has used the orchestral approach enced by to "Ilurt.s The band, signed after less than five months together by Sony Music, have been influ- . part. listening to the group who filmed the video for The Philosopher Kings, Toronto's soulful audience with sex, soul and rock n' roll. barage their sons, Punters kicking it by MiCHELE StEFANCIC then toured Arts Reporter signed The Punters are kicking way their Larry band's admitted Foley, latest remake different released it now on since 1995. CD does that they've Loggerhead She Couldn't Dance are different aren't," said Foley. the record then released it "We on our own and a year ago June, studying Foley for was when in Ireland Masters his in he met bass is school. From then on things just happened, as Foley puts Ireland in to room hotel record, that's what's kind of kept band watching MuchMusic when their latest single, Reena, aired. In Foley remembers it as exciting "The thing I the most was we had a live chat going on while we were playing in John's," St said Just kicking around with Newfoundland's Hiscock "The arrangement works out ly great to have someone in band who deals with all numbers He's really gotxl at 1 always new "We immediately started to write new (songs) after She Said She Couldn't Dance was recorded. We hope to have a new album in the coming new year why we be ready to formed, alvsavs about that's what be about a tradition- material, it, that's lolk songs are giuiJ storv, a the find to can't get a\va\ Ironi V\'e music forming the to "We always seem good balance between al music and original "We're arranging came The of Punters to traditional Irish it stuff. band and will alvvavs " The Punters are plav ing in at the Horseshoe on Toronto if November " nothing else 26. the thi/dAi^ L^i^^ce/\tt at the 1\^^ it" name impressive and decided to him business manager when laughs Foley he "ONCE C^ N C demographic. "It that people of all Playing very it's also have come out their lot to see own Celtic rcnrk, '2<> - R T S B A r, TslOV 2P Elvis, Elvis, Elvis MCA recocting Artists: ts<s f- n/ ', ^ j( " '^ *-it 1 '"^ r-i[ Rusty " r f *•»' it roots a DUKMBhR I'^'H j us" The Punters 2. fl Ihe Mctvxies of special •Et Cetera* NoVKMBKR ^ ( Cdege Concert WeekefxJ wilti brand of S P People en|oy a good and melody, S7t The Ooc^nal amaze us ages seem to & M Nov 27 Hooeymooo Suite to like us," said Foley. "1 attribute to the fiddle VENUE 1 LIV& The never ceases R E describing the band's audience girls their we're fan The liscock holds a masters in busi- young listen- Foley. always on top of new material We've decided great," said Foley. "It's also real- us saying they in said when huge ness manager. We kitchen said it," us going", turned a admits also the band's busi- is based. were doing fc^l a lit- "It's gratifying." "People from Boston were e-mailing Fciley. CouiTTESY PH.m. makes you ness which The Punters found experience remember it that doing the a reason for and TV The Punters drummer Bob September 1997 Microsoft had its first live webcast and an was tle bit justified for it. Foley, describe common pedestrians, were recently in a Foley. next their term name which a a there perform. The Punters. The Punters, Foley says video, record to Beatles, met Then they and guitar player Patrick Moran in Newfoundland when Foley returned from eager They have already recorded 21 new songs. "In our mind we're ready to player Brian Kenny. fiddler are album of neat." "Watching yourself on makes you think to yourself Sociology Punters The were asked to Celtic quartet, was kind ing and dancing, that used have been some form or another Punters of their She "Both versions of She Said made The together in Records. and they were interested in re-releasing it. The difference is the sound is of a the Said She Couldn't Daiice sound Then we for a year. higher quality." cross-country. Lead vocalist and guitar player it Loggerhead and they to 820Dunda,sSt F Mississauga ON [(905)270-0355 ' OC WINGS Anytime With ThJS Ad ( ** ' Knights beheaded by Hawks Gary D. Melo by Spi^rts 33 victory Humber gymHawks sea- the in Reporter nasium, bringing the women's Theteam 18 No up saddled November son record basketball It) past the Niaj^ara Knights 3-0 to suit shining ot armor stride could ha\e protected the Knight> 90- from the punishment the\ took at the hands of the Hawks, as [lumber dominated the entire in a who finished with 20 points them to Although Humber put up impressive numbers finishing That second was then made the difference once again Humber's half court pressure was strongest can do breaks off fast their swift transition. "Humber works Nia- hard," really the scored probably half their on the break and we points centrate move in the first few min- ^ellin^ o/f to 14-0 a player run. Phott) e Y Gary D Meu) a layup in the for livery scored Humber. Top Audrey Kaersenhout makes Humber's rout of Niagara. in Humber played for scorer Hawks was Missy McCutcheon, ed to pull we A good season three v\'t' away and had start- a lead, on defence. We really toughened up our defence after half-time and it was obvious because we kept slacking started off com- Humber road for consecutive games. The Hawks it first half," early test is the hits "C^nce seven her bat- on Seneca tle (eiiderson said 14 rebounds. full- defensive effort in the I with half, wasn't too happy with our "1 scored points to go along first be. 11 five while Tanya ing up, as Hawks finish to and assists their wasn't as sharp as would arc steals the second half paid off because they only court pressure in the the Knights scoreless !')• are a very coach Jim Henderson hoped The Hawks held ufe.s the in scored 10 points," she said. it beyond three from Sadler our defence but Aman Hasebenebi, who shot three for that big difference for Hawks were on our defence and just the ball really Other scorers the with 15 points, and well." defence." con- fast stop them. They focus to we decided good defensive team but they were scoring a lot of easy baskets. We picked up it we if and concentrate on the a "We half showed what we said. "At half-time, weren't getting back to of lot McCutcheon first half," game. , a baskets they shouldn't have in made Humber holding half, "They were scoring "They work hard on offence and defence. said. it that Niagara to only 10 points. gara coach Georgie Groat points, second the in game with numerous 90 with defensi\e effort 10 points December fol- 1, lowed by on Redeemer December and 9 Georgian on the Gary Phutx) by 11. D. Meu) Humber's next Brenda Chambers goes strong to the bashome game will be ket for one of the Hawks' many points after the holidays. against the Niagara Knights. National contenders Humber sinks Sting by Jack Mens basketball defeats #2 team in country Sports Reporter The basket- team defeated the Algonquin Thunder, the second ranked team in the counball a try, in Mike Katz said. The Thunder could not have been Hawks with that tired because the majority of Thunder had 13 points. The player of the game was Marcel Lawrence from Humber. "When Skinny (Lawrence) coach Humber men's squeaker, 74 to 67. the time, they only trailed by ten points. "They press you and they make you turn the ball over," the Errol Hawks' Larry Jefferson "They're a good team approximately five hours right well, but that can be attributed to we Humber I've But quite obvious to the Hawks it fans, was the from and bus we came the school to play. We're ty down right to all pret- hred." "It's playing) and that's to They're a good team coach coach for Algonquin said, "we played terrible, what we're do,"Humber us out of sync, with unnecessary turnovers. Humber was well prepared for " Jeremy from we the play well," Katz said. "I grabbed a lot of boards which we needed Our team played very good defence and . played very well coached," Algonquin a lot of hard (travelling and then going to have is we Trevor Costello, the assistant Eisenstat said. trip that don't think "It's a five to take a Ottawa," Adam hour hard "I Algonquin's whole game. "It's and they're real fast too." Hugh Lynn said. "We didn't get off to a good start, being down by 16 points at the half. Then we did not execute down the stretch." took charge from the beginning and lead throughout the said. 14 points. Eraser, plays well, According to some of the Thunder's players, Humber had the home court advantage and they didn't have to travel before they played. The . . executed our offence the best ever l^wrence seen all year," said. "Humber is have a deep bench," Algonquin's Eisenstat said. "They have nine to ten guys that can really play, compared to five or six usually." "I we thought enough played well Sometimes led the A fairly large crowd showed up to watch the Humber men and power ball battle of skill last Thursday. of games with a pulled back 2. l')<)8 the for a Even hopped up every position. setter, Salvador, kill in the third game. "We can dish it out at any point in lime," Young said, good bunch of guys." Hawks coach Wayne Wllkins said, "we had a chance to put oiSX entire arsenal out." game. Seneca's team, with eight He settip of balls for rookies, played an unexpected- Humber's outside hitters who sent them down hard. ly strong match ^nd are looking Second a number setter came in for the second gante and handled it very well setting up hittera in every position. Joe Fortnum had a great night in the middle, killing a number of quick ly. sets. Seneca and won forward the third game battled hard the entire time, to a rematch. ^umber played Paulo Salvador keeping the scores tight and narxBKJ) a line-up of hitters in pret- much first defensively as well as offeiwive- •Et Cetera* ty muscle, played the The Hawk's next game is an game at Seneca on December 1 NovKMBKR 26 Humber has few weak spots with "they're a Hawk setter Derek Young, who has been out for a couple Seneca was also hitting hard, forcir\g Humber to play well enough," said Katz. 16-14, 11-15, 15-8) defeat the Sting 3-1 in a volley- that's to win. away Murray and Sting played a long match, a tough match, and want to play another match. very athletic and they Arcing Humber to fight point by point to a match win (15-11, Serieca Humber Hawks Joanne Romanovich by Tynan Sports Reporter I really well. look forward to playing them again," Seneca Femley said. "I think we hitter Rob surprised Humber. They are very sophisticated and I look forward b meeting them again," Seneca head coach Ed Drakich said. A good number of Hun^r fans came out to Seneca and at times even managed to drown out Seneca's home crowd. Sports Hawks lead OCAAWest by Jack Tynan Christine Kudics, a nice quick sot slammed down by Cindy up and down matches Two showed the Hawks as resihent make an amazing comeback a win the The team that started the match against Seneca on November 19 was the team that we saw at the beginning of the year. The team that finished the match may be the one that will "1 was to to said Dell we that lost lost game both came back demoralized Seneca team. top teams in the division. unpredictable match both teams ning Hng which started, becoming took an point lead, only need- ing 11 one Humber the Sting as more coach for winning match 3-0. win. like that. 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Hawks hard because to their level. playing a the and come back shows that we are It improving," and must have said the right things as the It in the first this difficult. to play together Hood by four Hawk Cindy well. west 13,15-12, game on 15-10, taking "We played called a time out to let his play- ers refocus finished the AA the tX. and 15-12. Against weaker teams like Centennial wins shouldn't be Sting, down top, they the Dave the for in 4-0, first by six in the second and by seven in the third game They came back to win them all, 15- great Ross. game first to down down number's play was highlighted Humber looked liked the a Centennial the The Hawks found themselves by a nice dig and hit by Lindsay Anderson and a couple of hard kills from Perfection Powell and bit of a trend. It control into a belonged played Dell lawks region of this match and brought things back difficulty getis game third beat to I from behind three with Niagara against a completely played very hard and very well. Seneca's Avery Brevett. The Seneca Sting started very strongly and quickly took advantage of a floundering Humber team. The Hawks had 15-() During the assistant coach 24, as the to tight came game The win left Humber at good enough for a tie ior play a perfect second game, win- season," said Sheridan on November next Colts to and Seneca were unbeaten The game was an important one between the two "This sets a precedent for the in their had it confidence didn't a bit as they experience through again times The Hawks " beat" That couldn't finish," all" Humber rest of the Coach Hood "We came back with experience Here is the team we have game first Jessica setter "When we wane the we ours, Seneca finish the season. into think that the great a said game, 17-15 first match) was lievable character, Hawks the I'letcher, (the learning experience with unbe- and an ace serve sent over by Caroline down tiemg alter "ll Kt)ss Humber bunch. Going end After a couple ot big luts by Sports Rffiorler 1 ^v ^^^^ij^^r- •Jflr^^ £rsi3P@ 4% Mon.Dec.7&14 RezNigJit-AthleUcs Dpc 7-18 E^m V . Breaks (various) Sat. 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