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March 2014 | 2 | CityBike.com
March 2014 | 2 | CityBike.com News, Clues & Rumors Volume XXXI, Issue 3 Publication Date: February 17, 2014 Tri-Valley Moto in Livermore’s Margie Mentz emailed us a tale of the new shop dog, Kloe. She’s a Chihuahua mix, and was starving and pregnant when shop owner Bill found her in the field next to the shop. He befriended her with the help of Mr. Alpo, and the shop community—employees and customers alike got together to help nurse her back to health. She delivered five healthy pups, which have been adopted and is now a happy member of the Tri-Valley family. That’s two of them in a helmet that will probably never be worn again... Photo Of The Month On The 1984 Cover: Motorcyclist Ted Shih (now an attorney practicing in Colorado) rides into history on the very first CityBike cover. Photographer is unidentified, but it’s probably Brian Halton. displacement motorcycles of Formula Xtreme and GoPro Daytona SportBike have campaigned the prestigious event. With the 2015 return of the AMA Pro SuperBikes for the 74th running of the DAYTONA 200, the top teams and riders will again headline the historic event. On The 2014 Cover: Bob Stokstad shoots an unidentified rider, who will hopefully never practice law anywhere, on the impressive new KTM 1190 Adventure. Contents: NCR. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3 Events. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9 KTM 1190 Adventure . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 11 CityBike at 30 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 15 Classic Glydon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 19 Classic D’India . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20 Shop Stop: Zeitgeist . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 21 Maynard . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 22 Hertfelder. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23 Tankslapper . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 24 Question Man . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 24 Marketplace . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 25 Classifieds . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 26 Readers v. CityBike class action lawsuit info . . 29 “The DAYTONA 200 boasts a long and prestigious history since it first ran on the sands of Daytona Beach over seven decades ago, crowning some of the true legends of motorcycle racing in that time,” said Daytona International Speedway President Joie Chitwood. “Our fans have been patiently waiting for the premier class to return to the weekend’s headline event. We are thankful to AMA Pro Racing, as well as Dunlop and the OEM’s for working together to help make this move a reality for 2015.” CityBike Staff: CityBike Staff: PO Box 10659 Oakland, CA 94610 Phone: 415/282-2790 -Editorial: [email protected] -Advertising/Business Inquiries: [email protected] -Criticism: [email protected] Find us online: www citybike com News ‘n Clues: Staff Editor-in-Chief: Gabe Ets-Hokin Publisher: Kenyon “Citizen” Wills Senior Editor: Robert Stokstad Contributing Editors: John Joss, Will Guyan, Courtney Olive Political Affairs Editor: Surj Gish Chief of the World Adventure Affairs Desk: Dr. Gregory Frazier Staff Photographers: - Robert Stokstad - Gary Rather Art Director: Alan Lapp Advertising Sales: Kenyon Wills Contributors: Dan Baizer, Craig Bessenger, John Bishop, Blaise Descollonges, Joanne Donn, John D’India (RIP), Dirck Edge, Alonzo Fumar, Dr. Gregory Frazier, Will Guyan, Joe Glydon (RIP), Brian Halton, David Hough, Maynard Hershon, Ed Hertfelder, Harry Hoffman, Otto Hofmann, Gary Jaehne (RIP) Jon Jensen, Bill Klein, David Lander, Alan Lapp, Lucien Lewis, Ed Milich, Larry Orlick, Jason Potts, Bob Pushwa, Gary Rather, Curt Relick, Charlie Rauseo, Mike Solis, Ivan Thelin, James Thurber, Adam Wade (RIP). Back Issues: $5, limited availability Archived Articles: We can find stories and send you scanned images for $5/page. No, we will not mail you our last copy for free just because your buddy Dave was on the cover. Please know the name of the story and the year of publication...at least! If you say something like, “it was about this cool bike I used to see at Alice’s and I think it was in CityBike in 1988...or maybe 1994” we will buy a cheap latex adult novelty and mail it to your grandkids. For back issue and archive requests, please mail check made out to CityBike magazine to PO Box 10659, Oakland, 94610 or send money and request to [email protected]. CityBike is published on or about the third Monday of each month. Editorial deadline is the 1st of each month. Advertising information is available on request. Unsolicited articles and photographs are always welcome. Please include a full name, address and phone number with all submissions. We reserve the right to edit manuscripts or use them to wipe our large, fragrant bottoms. ©2013, CityBike Magazine, Inc. Citybike Magazine is distributed at over 150 places throughout California each month. Taking more than a few copies at any one place without permission from CityBike Magazine, Inc, especially for purposes of recycling, is theft and will be prosecuted to the full extent of civil and criminal law. Yeah! CityBike magazine is owned by CityBike Magazine, Inc and has teams of sleepdeprived, coke-addicted attorneys ready to defend it from frivolous lawsuits, so even if you see Lucien Lewis doing one of his wheelies on the cover and decide you want to do that too and then you hit a parked car and your bike is wedged under a van and it catches fire and the Vallejo FD has to come and extinguish the resulting blaze and four cars and your bike are melted into slag and you suffer permanent trauma including a twisted pinkie, sleeplessness and night terrors, it’s not CityBike Magazine Inc.’s fault and we don’t have any assets so just suck on it. You know better. SPLITTING HEADACHE: REAL RELIEF We reported back in our December 2013 issue that SB 350, Senator Jim Beall’s bill that would have regulated lane splitting here in the Golden State, was essentially dead. It’s celebratory wheelie time (closed course only, of course, wink wink, nudge nudge)—as of January 31st, the bill is officially dead! FUQ YEAH! AMA Pro Racing made this announcement: “The premier AMA Pro SuperBike class will return to the DAYTONA 200 in 2015. The 2015 edition of AMA Pro Road Racing’s kickoff event will be a 69-lap race contested on Daytona International Speedway’s 2.91-mile short course. “Getting the SuperBikes back in the DAYTONA 200 has been a fan request for years and we’re thrilled to be making this announcement,” said Michael Gentry, Chief Operating Officer of AMA Pro Racing. “The DAYTONA 200 is America’s premier motorcycle race, and our goal is to once again feature the biggest names in motorcycle road racing in the event.” in motorcycling history win the storied event. Run at the culmination of Daytona Bike Week on Saturday afternoon, the 200-mile race is the only endurance race on This doesn’t mean we lane splitters are in the AMA Pro Road Racing schedule, and the clear forever, and since we won’t have therefore provides a number of technical legislation (at least this year) that gives us challenges. an ongoing opportunity to lecture a certain “The AMA Pro SuperBike class competed segment of local riders about how they’re in the DAYTONA 200 from 1985 ruining it for everyone, we’re taking this until 2004. Since 2005, the smaller- “The DAYTONA 200 is America’s longest-running endurance motorcycle race, tracing its history to 1937 when the inaugural race was run on the sands of Daytona Beach. In 1961, the event became synonymous with Daytona International Speedway and has since seen many great names March 2014 | 3 | CityBike.com chance to remind you all that much of keeping splitting legal is in our hands. Seriously, kids—you know who you are. If you keep splitting too fast, you’re taking chances with lane splitting being legal at all. It’d be a sad irony for splitting to be legislated away in California, where it’s a long-running part of the moto-culture, just as we’re starting to make progress in other states. Remember, splitting made it all the way to the Senate in Nevada (so close!) and supporters are gearing up for another go in the next legislative session. We had two bills to legalize splitting in Oregon last year, and we’ve just heard that there’s been a bill introduced in Utah that would “authorize the operation of a motorcycle or motor-driven cycle between lanes of traffic and between adjacent lines or rows of vehicles.” Utah, people! So just as only you can prevent forest fires, only we can keep misguided politicians from turning their attention to lane splitting when their constituents start complaining again about those death wish bikers coming out of nowhere and cutting in line. Here’s one more song from the broken record—honor the CHP lane splitting guidelines and be smart—and safe—when splitting, so we don’t have to have this talk about in 2015. BLACK BOXED Motorcyclists being rugged individualists, rebels, outlaws and all that, you can imagine how we might respond to the idea of The Government getting its over-reaching mitts on data about how we ride—even if such surveillance would mostly reveal a lot of short trips to coffee shops. There are real and growing concerns about how the technology we use captures data that may or may not later be used against us, from our computers to our smart phones, and now our vehicles. Senator John Hoeven (R-ND) introduced Senate Bill 1925 to address concerns about the ambiguity of who owns the data captured by a vehicle’s event data recorder (EDR, which we call “black box” because it sounds cooler). A bipartisan troop of 21 other legislators sponsored the so-called Driver Privacy Act, which would firmly establish the owner (or lessee, in case of a leased vehicle) as the owner of the black box data, except in very specific cases: 1. Court-authorized evidence retrieval. 2. Written consent by all owners for diagnosis, repairs and such. 3. “Certain authorized investigations or inspections of the National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) or DOT.” 4. Emergency data retrieval to determine appropriate emergency medical response to a motor vehicle crash. 5. Traffic safety research. Admittedly, 3 and 5 are a little confusing and perhaps open to abuse, but overall this sounds reasonable, right? But there’s a problem: the bill defers to the Code of Federal Regulations, specifically Title 49, Part 563, which covers event data recorders, for its definitions of what a motor vehicle is and what is therefore potentially covered by the bill. This section refers to passenger cars, multipurpose passenger vehicles, trucks, and buses built after September 2012, if equipped with an EDR, essentially limiting the protections established by the bill to those vehicles. “Wait… so you’re saying this here moorsickle isn’t a motor vehicle? Well, what the hell is powering it, then?” Simmer down, bucko. This isn’t some anti-motorbike conspiracy; it’s just that motorcycles haven’t really been covered by this stuff before. It turns out that even pretty smart bikes are kind of dumb compared to cars, at least in the amount of data they capture and collect— which is to say they don’t capture much of anything, at least today. This is of course likely to change, but for now the real risk to riders here is almost nonexistent. However, it makes sense that motorcycle black box data ownership should be established as part of this bill, and we’re hearing from the AMA that they’re “currently working with U.S. spelling, grammar and sentence structure that would embarrass a precocious 7th-grader, and the features had a simplistic highschool newspaper feel to them. But as the publication found its legs, the writing inside got better and better. Halton—a By Gabe Ets-Hokin decorated U.S. Army journalist during the Vietnam War—used his considerable writing and photographic skills to deliver a raw and real experience to By Gabe Ets-Hokin, readers. At that time, America’s motoEditor-in-Cheese press was, for the most part, formal and Thirty years? technical, one of the last holdouts of Yes, that’s right—CityBike has been pre-1960s establishment culture. Cycle’s polluting the minds of Bay Area scribes could be imagined wearing tweed Motorcyclists since March 1984. Thirty and smoking pipes as they genteelly years ago this month, discussed a flooring guy power curves named Brian Halton and cornering printed the first grip. CityBike issue of CityBike— focused on and motorcycle actual men journalism has never and women been the same. who rode, reviewing As far as I know, the hardware CityBike was the from the first modern free perspective regional motorcycle of someone riding the way Bay Area publication in the USA. The model motorcyclists rode—fast, aggressive and that Halton devised was a brilliantly often breaking the law. Halton’s counterdevious one: distribute a free motorcycle culture politics and ethos stood out, and magazine in motorcycle shops. When he had no problem shutting out those customers started clamoring for the who didn’t agree with him. Equal time? next issue, he’d bring up the new ‘zine’s Start your own paper. popularity with the shop’s management and say, “hey, maybe you should have By the 1990s, the magazine was a mature, an ad in there...unless you want your semi-professional product, with the customers only seeing your competitors’ format, departments and features that ads...” By the late ‘80’s CityBike was endure to this day—”Tankslappers,” packed with ads—many “News, Clues and of them big-dollar co-op Rumors,” “Scariest full-pagers funded by the Ride,” and the general big OEMs—and read by look and feel of the tens of thousands of Bay 24 to 40-page tabloid. Area motorcyclists. An Halton hired editors— institution was born, one notables such as Andy that stubbornly endures Saunders, Jackie Jouret, to this day. George Martin—as well as some of the most CB spawned several memorable columnists competitors, some good, in any publication: Joe some horrific, but the Glydon, John D’India other general-interest and Maynard Hershon moto-pubs that once (who is happily still with fought for counter space with CB, us) and others. Some mysterious names like Urban Mango and Friction Crone arose: Herb Chain and Waldo Grade, have withered away, while the wildly who were both Halton’s alter egos and successful Thunder Pimp seems to have said things Halton couldn’t; useful if the shied away from its free distribution Editor-in-Chief was also the Publisher model. The original is, ironically, the last and Chief Ad Salesman. To this day, most man standing. readers don’t know it was Halton writing the most abrasive, politically incorrect In preparation for this issue, I’ve been columns and still ask me things like, spending long hours in the dusty confines of the CityBike archives, leafing “Whatever happened to Herb Chain?” through yards of brittle, yellowing pulp. By the mid-oughts, Halton’s previously And much of what I see is appalling to tireless energy was flagging, and he was the professional moto-journalist I’ve leaving much of the paper’s operation been for much of the last 10 years. CB’s to his editors and family. The dreaded business model, for starters, is severely Internet, which CityBike feared, mocked conflicted, even by the standards of the and avoided as long as possible, took its narcissistic, cousin-dating circle jerk that toll, draining precious co-op ad dollars is moto-journalism in this country—and and attention from the big advertisers I’ll spare you the gory details. Early and impacting the business of the local CityBike boasted production values, shops. March 2014 | 4 | CityBike.com I started writing my column in 2004, and by 2009, when I was hired on as Editor, CB was teetering on the brink of closure. There would be no February 2010 issue if something didn’t change, so my best riding buddy Kenyon Wills and I hashed out an agreement with the Haltons, got the keys to the paper— well, actually, a few boxes of moldering newsprint, some mailing labels and a firm handshake—and proceeded to do our best to turn the ailing ship around. That was four years ago, and my goal was to see my favorite magazine make it to its 31st year. We did it. Thanks to our most loyal advertisers, shops and businesses I saw while combing through our archives from the ‘80s and ‘90s like Aerostich Rider WearHouse, Zeitgeist (see page 21), Helimot, San Jose BMW (back when Chris Hodgson’s venture was CC Products) Mission Motorcycles, Dudley Perkins, Berkeley Yamaha/Honda, Road Rider, Engine Dynamics Company (EDCO), Johnson Leathers, Jim’s Norton Works Cal Moto, Key Kraft (we love you Trudi!) as well as all the other shops, clubs and businesses who stuck it out with us for many years—Mike Felder, the AFM, Golden Gate Cycles (God Speed Ray), Scuderia, Reccomended Service, and...well, I would have to print another 16 pages just to list all the advertisers, supporters, contributors, loyal readers and everyone else who has been passionate about keeping this institution going for one more season, one more issue. If I left you out, please don’t cancel your ad! There are just so many of you. But the most important part of all, the proverbial nut holding onto the handlebars that makes it all happen— you, the reader. Without CityBike’s legions of readers picking up 90 percent (or more) of the papers we print and distribute each month, we wouldn’t have lasted three issues, never mind three decades. Thanks—it’s an honor to produce the magazine and an honor to think you enjoy it. I’ll do my best to keep your trust and devotion to our— and by that I mean everybody’s, me and Kenyon as well as the advertisers and all our readers—favorite motorcycle publication alive for as long as we are still riding. Sen. John Hoeven’s office to add provisions Check out Dr. Thomas Frieden’s full response to Rep. Petri at mrf.org/pdf/ that certify motorcyclists are granted the CDCResponse1-14.pdf same protections that other vehicles will receive under S. 1925.” Stay tuned for updates—we’ll keep you posted as we learn FIREFIGHTERS BEHAVING more. BADLY Breaking news as we’re laying out the CDC RESPONDS: “HELMETS issue in mid-February: two dozen SFFD ARE GOOD, MMKAY?” firefighters, including a Battalion Chief and a Station Commander, will be You may recall a bit of news we reported called before a Grand Jury to investigate on back in January, when we wrote about allegations of cover-up in the incident in the uproar that resulted when the CDC (Centers for Disease Control) made some which firefighter Michael Quinn (who generally sensible statements about helmet has since resigned) struck and badly injured motorcyclist Jack Frazier at the use, and suggested that states might keep a few more of their riders alive by enacting intersection of Fifth and Howard streets. universal helmet laws. The CDC even pre- S.F. Fire Chief Joanne Hayes-White said empted the “Get your laws off of my body!” “I believe, in my heart of hearts, that there was no conspiracy.” At the last minute response by saying “Many laws restrict before our presstime, the Chronicle people’s freedom to perform behaviors reported that not only will Quinn likely judged contrary to the public good.” not be convicted of DUI due to lack of You may also recall that some legislators admissible evidence, but that Quinn demanded to know what the CDC’s goal is also going to be at a was, and were they trying to reduce the use personnel board hearing of motorcycles. Representative Tom Petri asking to have his ban from (R, WI) submitted a letter to the CDC, working for the City and expressing “concern about the activities county again lifted. Balls of the CDC regarding motorcycle safety.” like huge, hairy coconuts, The letter claimed that while motorcyclewe say. Amazing. related deaths have admittedly increased by 55 percent since 2000, “motorcycle ERIK AND THE registrations have also increased INDIANS substantially.” A solid argument, no? Almost 5 years ago, we We don’t have the full dataset, and these toured the Buell Factory numbers always seem to lag painfully in East Troy, Wisconsin. behind, but while a quick glance at It was a busy place, with motorcycle registrations would seem to assembly lines cranking out indicate that the increase in motorcycling about 15,000 of the quirky deaths increased at a lower rate than registrations, it’s important to note that the number of motorcycle-related fatalities per 100 million miles traveled nearly doubled from 1997 to 2006, from 21.0 to 39.0. We’re not advocating for helmet laws here, but rather pointing out that the “Yeah, but there are more bikes registered now” argument is disingenuous and inaccurate at best. fuel-in-frame Twins a year. When HarleyDavidson abruptly killed the brand in 2009, we knew that building would never again see crates of brand-new motorcycles leaving its loading docks. The big auction of equipment and furnishings in early 2010 was a nail in the coffin. Or was it? A very nice story in the Milwaukee, Wisconsin Journal Sentinel took a good look at operations in the new Erik Buell Racing factory, just a few doors down the road from the old factory (which is a logistics warehouse now, judging from Google Maps). It’s a smaller space, but there’s enough room to get down to business: making production street motorcycles for riders who “get” Erik Buell’s vision. As we told you last year, India’s Hero Motors paid $25 million for 49.2-percent stake in Erik Buell Racing. In return, EBR has been providing engineering and But never mind that—what does the CDC have to say in response to these demands of accountability? In a response to Rep. Tom Petri dated January 27th, 2014, Dr. Thomas Frieden, Director of the CDC basically said “Hi Tom from Congress, thanks for writing. We’ve got some people over here that are pretty good at math, and it looks like helmets are a good thing if you crash. Sorry if you don’t like that, and have a nice day. Cheers, Tom from the CDC.” That’s obviously not a direct transcript, but what Frieden did was really just reiterate the CDC’s position on helmets and helmet laws, flavored with a few extra helpings of bureaucratic fluff. Did you really expect anything else? We expect this to continue to be something of a tempest in a teapot—helmet law advocates will keep saying “Helmets help keep your head intact!” while helmet law haters will keep getting riled up about The Man taking away their precious freedoms. In the meantime, we here at CityBike encourage you to wear a helmet for many reasons, the most important of which is that we like you guys and hope you stick around. (CityBike’s editorial position on helmet laws is “wear a fucking helmet.”—ed.) Berkeley Yamaha Open House, March 22nd 735 GILMAN STREET BERKELEY , CA 94710 (510) 525-5525 www.berkeley-yamaha.com Tues.-Fri. 9-6, Sat. 9-5 — Sun.-Mon. Closed *Extended Y.E.S. offer good on 1300cc models and above. Dress properly for your ride with a helmet, eye protection, long-sleeved shirt, long pants, gloves and boots. Yamaha and the Motorcycle Safety Foundation encourage you to ride safely and respect the environment. For further information regarding the MSF course, please call 1-800-446-9227. Do not drink and ride. It is illegal and dangerous. Professional riders depicted on a closed course. Shown with optional accessories. ©2013 Yamaha Motor Corporation, U.S.A. All rights reserved. • YamahaMotorsports.com March 2014 | 5 | CityBike.com design help, and it’s paid off—13 of the 19 new models Hero showed off at the Dehli Auto Show in January “have ties to Buell engineers,” (including a Buelldesigned hybrid scooter) according to the story, written by Rick Barrett. Hero reciprocated by providing engineering and other assistance to help EBR set up its assembly line, and the story’s photo gallery, with shots by Mark Hoffman, show the 185-horsepower liquid-cooled V-Twins taking shape. The company expects bikes to be at dealers in February. In fact, Buell told the Sentinel, he’s worried the fledgling company will quickly outgrow its space and is looking for more room. He’d like to keep it in East Troy— many of the 120 EBR employees are from the area and even stayed on from the old Buell—but it’s a small town and the article hints Buell will do what it takes to meet demand for the $18,995 sportbike. It’s a “wonderful problem to have,” Buell told the paper. So far there are about 40 U.S. dealerships listed on the Erik Buell Racing website, erikbuellracing. com, there’s a distributor in Australia, and the company announced it opened a European subsidiary in the Netherlands. It’s remarkable EBR is building motorcycles, never mind motorcycles that offer the kind of performance and styling of the 1190RX. We can’t wait to ride the new bike (and its expected streetfighter and adventure-touring sisters), but think we may just enjoy a tour of the Buell plant in East Troy even more. HERO HASTUR One notable model shown at that Dehli Auto Expo was the Hero Hastur. Yes, it’s a concept, but it’s not science fiction, despite the bad-ass looks. The trellis-framed creation screams “Erik Buell” with an Indian accent, from its orange-painted trellis frame to its giant front brakes and angular styling. The powerplant is a “unique, oversquare” liquid-cooled 620cc parallel Twin making a claimed 80 horsepower. Claimed curb weight is just 357 pounds and top speed is expected to be around 150 mph. The display bike didn’t look rideable— though the frame, suspension and tires looked real, the motor is clearly a rapidprototyped plastic dummy, but it seems to us this is the kind of thing a company like Rotax (which already makes the EBR 1190 motors) could whip up in a hurry. Look for a running pre-production unit in a year or two: Hero is champing at the bit to get on the world stage, and this bike is certainly one way to get there. The internet peanut gallery shrieked “fugly!” with its typical dismissive anticreative groupthink, but we sort of like it, and if it handles like a Buell but is priced like an Indian-built bike (we’d guess an MSRP around $6000) it could be a product that puts Hero on the map in Europe and the USA. HX250R This one is no pie-in-the-sky but it also has Buell’s fingerprints on it. It’s the HX250R, and will be in Hero dealers by Fall. If you don’t get excited by 250cc commuter bikes, that’s okay, but notice that at least on paper, this bike is lighter, more powerful and cheaper than the Honda CB300R it’s competing with. CONTINENTAL GT Heard enough about Indian motorcycles (as opposed to Indian Motorcycles, March 2014 | 6 | CityBike.com but we’re reporting this because he easily could have been—we’re all equally vulnerable, motorized or not. confusing, eh?) yet? Too bad—here’s another bit of news. The Continental GT cafe-racer is coming to the USA—soon. Classic Motorworks, the Royal Enfield distributor for the USA, told us the Continental GT, complete with higherspec motor and suspension, will be priced at just $5999, which is about $2500 less than we thought it would be. The rest of the model line has been similarly discounted—the classy (but slow!) oldskool machines start at just $5,999. The GT just passed CARB certification and will be on its way here soon. PUT ME IN, COACH Want to sharpen up your skills in 2014? We have a guy for you to see. Can (say ‘John’) Akkaya, former German Superbike racer, has launched a new website (superbike-coach. com) where you’ll find the complete 2014 schedule for his knee-down and wheelie classes, as well as all his other curriculum. He’s also offering guided moto-tours and also has the “Coach’s Blog” where he tackles tough questions like, “should I lane-share?” or “how do I upgrade my bike?” Lots of good stuff there, so check it out. BMW PRICING Speaking of old-skool, there is now pricing available for the hipstermarket BMW R-9-T: $14,900, so go get one. If you’d rather have a naked S1000RR superbike with upright seating and 160 easy-to-access hp, opt for the S1000R roadster—it’s priced pretty low (for a Euro-bike with these specs) at $13,150. But that doesn’t include any number of optional packages which require a great deal of explanation. Call your local BMW dealer or Certified Financial Planner for more details. Conservancy to help in implementing the vision established for Lake Hovsgol National Park. Part of that effort is the Blue Waves Campaign, an offshoot of the MEC which is putting on a motorcycle rally going from Ulaan Bataar to the lake, off road on motorcycles, stopping along the way to spread the word. The twist is that the riders will donate the bikes to the rangers when they get there, and any of the rangers who aren’t already knowledgeable will get training in riding and maintenance of their new bike! Jain told investigators he had fallen asleep in the car because of its overpowering November 2013). We thought we might see “new car smell.” His attorney said he this model here, but it’s official: it’s coming. “sends his sincere condolences to the The ride will be filmed along the way friends and family members of Mr. Alper and made into a documentary that will The new model is a simpler, more basic and feels terrible about his involvement be released in South Africa in November bike that gets closer to its ‘80s superbike in this devastating accident.” Smelling of this year. The film will hopefully gain roots. Wet weight is a feathery 529 blood, Alper’s family and attorney is more attention for the MEC to further pounds, horsepower from the 782cc suing Tesla as well as Jain, because...well its goal of helping the park maintain VTEC motor is down a bit to 106 and the because, as the apocryphal quote goes, brakes, bodywork, suspension, swingarm that’s where the money is. and just about everything else is new. A 5.3-gallon tank should keep those of you A slightly silver lining—the Santa Cruz with large bladders happy. Price is a notDA will charge Jain with misdemeanor bad $12,499—add $1000 for the “Deluxe,” vehicular homicide, which seems fair with ABS, traction enough to us, new-car smell or not. He’s control, heated a retired tech-company executive, so he grips, a centerstand can afford to make good with the family (remember those?) and we call on him to do the right thing, and self-cancelling plead guilty and just in general…man turn signals. the fuck up. If you want something MONGOLIAN ECOLOGY a little more Reader Anton Berteaux sent this in: proletarian, Honda is also bringing in Hey Moto people, one of the Last Best the CBR650F. It’s a Places needs help! Euro-model standard with a 3/4 fairing and The Mongol Ecology Center (MEC) is working to establish the Lake Hovsgol upright bars. The new-for-2013 motor is punched out to 649cc and mounted in a tube-steel chassis with budget-oriented suspension and brake components. It weighs in at 461 pounds and has a 29.1 inch seat height—expect 80-ish hp at the wheel. MSRP is $8499, $8999 for the ABS version. The new Harley-Davidson Street 750cc and 500cc coming soon! Start Here! Start Now! LACK OF PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY REACHES NEW LOW Just when you thought the “it’s not my fault” culture couldn’t go any further, Navindra Kumar Jain, 63, took it to the next level. He was driving his brand-new Tesla Model S on Highway 1 in Santa Cruz when he fell asleep at 55 mph and hit bicyclist Joshua Alper, who was riding on the shoulder. Alper died at the scene. He wasn’t a motorcyclist, INTERCEPTION! Something that will give you V-Four fetishists something to look forward to: the new 800 Interceptor, which Honda showed in Milan last November (“Milan 2013, March 2014 | 7 | CityBike.com DUDLEY PERKINS CO. HARLEY-DAVIDSON® 333 COREY WAY SOUTH SAN FRANCISCO 650-737-5467 DPCHD.COM funeral home to be buried in a massive glass casket, seated on his 1967 Electra Glide. He and his sons designed the braces and other devices to hold him on his bike. Interestingly, he’s wearing a helmet even though it isn’t required, even for living people. infrastructure and raising awareness of the park, both in Mongolia and around the world. I’m one of the riders on the Blue Waves Moto Rally. I lived in San Francisco for 15 years, but have moved out to the country, but still spends time in S.F. playing and still have many friends in the motorcycle community. I’m running an IndieGogo (indiegogo. com/projects/ give-the-rangerssomething-toride/x/6132910) campaign to raise money for two motorcycles just in case! We guess an unmuffled Harley isn’t actually loud enough to wake the dead, har, har. DELIVER US FROM EVIL That’s what our good friend Scott Wilson has been doing for the last couple of years—delivering to our readers in far-off Santa Cruz, the hinterlands of CityBike’s delivery zone. He’s a passionate motorcyclist and does it for the love of the paper, so those of you reading of you reading CityBike in the land of sand and banana slugs owe him a hearty thanks. VICTORY GUNNER Polaris’ Victory cruiser brand poked its little head out from under the shadow of the burgeoning Indian (USA kind) fracas to show off its first new model for a couple of years, the Gunner. It’s a stripped-down bobber that continues the Judge’s (2013 The Blue Waves Campaign is here (bluewavesmongolia.org/?page_id=27). If Victory Judge, July 2012) less-is-more you’re an S.F. moto-head, you’ll recognize ethos to good effect, some names! The Monglian Ecology we think. It uses the Center page is at mongolec.org/en same (and very good) 106 cubic-inch (1.8 cubic leagues) aircooled V-Twin we loved in the Judge, which delivers torque output in the oneteens and is smooth and well-engineered. Labor, parts additional At 649 pounds, it’s also 10 pounds lighter than the Judge. It’s also cheaper than the • Decarbonize power valve • Replace base gasket, intake gasket and exhaust gaskets as Judge at $12,999, a pretty good deal for a required • Replace head gasket/o-rings heavyweight cruiser. • Piston • Piston ring(s) • Piston pin, circlips and bearing(s) • Spark plug • Measure cylinder to determine if in manufacturer’s spec • Cylinder repair/replacement at additional cost, if required We stock a large selection of Any excess money will be used to provide more parts and safety equipment. I’ll be buying my own ticket to Mongolia, so all the money I raise will go to the project. BILL STANDLEY’S LAST RIDE Sadly, he’s out of the picture for a while—seems that he had a pretty bad spill commuting on his BMW along the 20-mile-long impact zone that is I-880. He has a 16-inch titanium rod in his leg and will be out for a bit. We’ll cover the route, Scott! Yes, don’t you wish you had thought of this? When 82-year-old Bill Standley, of Mechanicsburg, Ohio passed away, he had no intention of TOP END! 2 Strokes = $200.00 4 Strokes = $300.00 Labor, parts additional • Replace base gasket • Replace head gasket • Piston ring(s) • Piston pin, circlips • Spark plug • Valve adjustment • Valve shims if required • Valve cover gasket • Measure cylinder to determine if in manufacturer’s spec • Cylinder/cylinder head repair/replacement at additional cost, if required Pricing good until January 31, 2013. Call or drop by to setup appointment. heavy duty jackets , pants, chaps, & bags. Custom garments and accessories. not having his motorcycle with him in the afterlife. So 18 years ago, he set up this unusual arrangement with a NOW IN STOCK! Johnson Leathers Textile Jacket featuring Forcefield Body Armour We repair, alter and clean leather products. Our leathers are guaranteed against defect for life. Available in black and yellow Carried in San Francisco by Scuderia West and SF Moto and in San Jose by Road Rider. We make custom 1 & 2 piece leathers! Bikes must be brought in clean … extra charge for cleaning. 1833 Polk St. (@ Jackson) San Francisco - johnsonleather.com 913 Hanson Court Milpitas, CA 95035 (408) 945-0911 www.nicholsmfg.com (800) 730-7722 • (415) 775-7393 Forcefield Body Armour, The worlds leading “Soft armour technology” Body protection system specialists. March 2014 | 8 | CityBike.com EVENTS February 2014 First Monday of each month (March 3, April 7): 2:30 – 10:00 pm: Northern California Ducati Bike Nights at Benissimo (one of Marin’s finest Italian Restaurants), 18 Tamalpias Dr, Corte Madera. NorCalDoc.com 6:00 pm: American Sport Bike Night at Dick’s Restaurant and Cocktails, 3188 Alvarado Street, San Leandro. Ducati Bike Night Calendar! The reason for getting these events started was to provide a fun, social atmosphere for Ducati owners, folks that want to become Ducati owners, and folks that don’t yet know that they want to become Ducati owners, to sit, eat, talk, walk around and look at other Ducatis. All brands and models of motorcycles are welcome, so please don’t be put off by the event name. 1st Saturday: Nor Cal Ducati DOC San Francisco Ducati Bike Night Please come and join us from 4:30 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. on the first Saturday of each month at: Il Borgo Restaurant, 500 Fell at Laguna, San Francisco 415/255-9108 1st Monday: Nor Cal Ducati DOC Mill Valley Ducati Bike Night Please come and join us from 6:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. on the first Monday of each month at: The Cantina, 651 E. Blithedale Ave, Mill Valley. 415/378-8317 2nd Saturday: Nor Cal Ducati DOC Livermore Ducati Bike Night 11:00 am: Santa Cruz Scooter Club Monthly Group Ride (Meet at Fin’s Coffee, 1104 Ocean Street in Santa Cruz) Join us for our monthly ride, the 2nd Sunday of each month. We meet at Fin’s Coffee on Ocean Street in Santa Cruz, and depending on who shows, the weather, and how much time folks have, we plan a route for the day. We also usually stop for lunch somewhere. Rides will be cancelled due to rain. santacruzscooterclub.com Doc Wong Clinics! March 7, 2014 “Riding Position and Ergonomics Workshop” Fri 6:30pm March 12, 2014 “Special Doc Wong Long Distance Touring Clinic!” Wednesday 6:30pm - 8:30pm March 14, 2014 “Basic Suspension Part 2” Friday night 6:30pm March 16, 2014 “Cornering Confidence The Steering Input” Sunday 9am-2:30pm CityBike says if you haven’t done a Doc Wong clinic, go do one ASAP. It’s fun, free and will make you a better/safer/happier rider. Register by emailing [email protected] or call Full Motion Chiropractic at 650/365-7775. More info: docwong.com 2014 Bolt R-Spec 2nd Monday: Nor Cal Ducati DOC South Bay Area Ducati Bike Night 6:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. on the second Monday of each month at Pizza Antica, 334 Santana Row, #1065 San Jose. 408/557-8373 3rd Monday: Nor Cal Ducati DOC Monterey Ducati Bike Night 6:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. on the third Monday of each month at Baja Cantina & Filling Station, 7166 Carmel Valley Rd. Carmel. 831/625-.2252 3rd Wednesday: Nor Cal Ducati DOC Emeryville Ducati Bike Night Now In Stock 6:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. on the third Wednesday of each month at Hot Italian, 5959 Shellmound Street, No. 75, Emeryville. 510/652.9300 Come See Us! 4th Monday: Nor Cal Ducati DOC Sacramento Area Ducati Bike Night 6:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. on the fourth Monday of each month at Hot Italian, 1627 16th Street, Sacramento. 916/444.3000 Always wear a helmet, eye protection, and protective clothing. Please respect the environment, obey the law, and read your owner's manual thoroughly. 4th Monday: Nor Cal Ducati DOC Please come and join us from 6:00 p.m. Mid-Peninsula Ducati Bike Night to 10:00 p.m. on the Second Saturday 6:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. on the fourth of each month at Bella Roma Pizzeria, Monday of each month at Locanda 853 East Stanley Blvd. Livermore, Positano, 617 Laurel Street, San Carlos. 925/447-4992 650/591-5700 BERKELEY YAMAHA 735 GILMAN STREET BERKELEY (510) 525-5525 www.berkeley-yamaha.com Tues.-Fri. 9-6, Sat. 9-5 — Sun.-Mon. Closed Bring your Buell and hang out with like-minded riders. All brands welcome! Our meeting of Buell and Motorcycle enthusiasts has been happening the first Monday of the month for the last 12 years, without ever missing a meeting. We have had many local and national celebrities from the motorcycle world grace our meetings. It has been fun and exciting. americansportbikenight.net First Wednesday of each month (March 5, April 9) 6:00 pm: Bay Area Moto Guzzi Group monthly dinner at Vahl’s in Alviso (1512 El Dorado Street, Alviso, 410/2620731). Members, interested Guzzi riders, and all other motorcycle riders always welcome. More information, contact Pierre at: 408/710-4886 or pierredacunha@ yahoo.com. Second Sunday of Each Month (March 9, April 13) Repair & Service We Ship Worldwide CALL US FIRST! Salvaged & New Parts! Tue–Fri 10–6 Sat 9–5 March 2014 | 9 | CityBike.com Moto Shop Upcoming Workshops and Seminars 325 South Maple #20, South San Francisco, 650/873-1600 FEBRUARY Sun 16 Ducati Major Service Workshop Wed 19 Tire Change Workshop Sat 22 SWAP MEET / Parts, Tools & Gear Thur 27 Basic Maintenance Workshop MARCH Sat 1 Valve Adjustment Workshop Sat 1 Tire Change Workshop Sun 2 Basic Maintenance Workshop Thur 6 Brakes Workshop Fri 7 Tire Change Workshop Sat 8 Carburetor Class Sun 9 Ducati Major Service Workshop Wed 13 Oil and/or Coolant Change Workshop Sat 15 Chain and/or Sprockets Workshop Sun 16 Basic Maintenance Workshop Thur 20 Basic Maintenance Workshop Sat 22 Tire Change Workshop Wed 26 Tire Change Workshop Sat 29 Valve Adjustment Workshop Sun 30 Brakes Workshop New hours of operation Wed-Fri Noon-10pm Sat/Sun 10am-7pm Sign up and get details online:MotoShopSF.com Prices range from $25 - $250 No previous experience required. Third Sunday of each month (March 16, April 20): new store and check out all the latest 2014 Ducati motorcycles. benefits the Coastside Adult Day Health Center. 9:00 am: California (Northern) Moto Guzzi National Owners Club (MGNOC) breakfast at Putah Creek Cafe in picturesque Winters, California (Highways 505/128) MGNOC members and interested Guzzi riders meet for breakfast and a good time. The Putah Creek Cafe is located at Railroad Avenue. More information contact: Northern California MGNOC Rep, Don Van Zandt at 707-557-5199. Also join us on Wednesday, February 26th for the Ducati Monster 1200 National Tour. This is your chance to view this new Ducati, defined by timeless design and breathtaking performance, in advance of its official arrival in North America. Bring your family, friends and camera! Sunday, May 11 Bay Area Motorcycle Superfest (Alameda Co Fairgrounds, 4501 Pleasanton Ave, Pleasanton, 510/488-3121 bayareamotorcyclesuperfest.com). Featuring Awesome Custom Motorcycles of all makes and styles. AmericanCustom-Chopper-Bagger-Trike, Saturday March 29th and Sunday, European and Metric . If you have a Bike March 30 come on down. If you always wanted one, maybe you know someone that has one, 27th Annual Clubman’s All-British Evenings: Moto-Sketch at Tosca Cafe: maybe you used to ride long ago, maybe Motorcycle Weekend (Santa Clara come and sketch a live model draped over you have one now and you need to meet County Fairgrounds, 344 Tully Rd, San a custom bike. $7 to sketch, free to just some brothers and sisters that feel like Jose, 408/494-3247) watch. Tosca Cafe, 242 Columbus Ave. you do? Then welcome to what we know in S.F. Saturday: show & swap meet 8am-4pm, will be an annual celebration of Classic still only $5 admission Friday, February 21 Iron, Metric Steel, Lifestyle and a real American Family Fun Festival. Celebrate Sunday: “Morning after” ride 6:00pm: An Evening with Scott Jones, the freedom of riding a motorcycle and Moto GP Photographer at the D-Store Win a 1972 BSA Lightning Tickets $1. living the Motorcycle Life. There will be (131 S Van Ness Ave, San Francisco More fun at the fairgrounds this weekend: plenty of Cool Bikes on hand to look at, 415/ 626-5478, dstoresanfrancisco.com) European Motorcycle Show, Japanese a motorcycle 101 clinic, ride and skills Motorcycle Show, AMA Professional area, food, drink, music. Don’t be left out, Scott Jones, professional photographer, Indoor Short Track Races. Info & entries if you love Bikes like: Harleys, Triumphs, will be presenting his work and an Ducati, BSA, Honda, Kawasaki, Suzuki or evening of MotoGP stories from the 2013 available on bsaocnc.org Yamaha like we do, you have to attend this season. Snacks and drinks will be served. Sunday, April 27 event . Call the store for more info, or RSVP Pacific Coast Dream Machines Show on our Facebook page: facebook.com/ Saturday, May 17 (Half Moon Bay Airport, 9850 N. DaineseDStoreSanFrancisco. Cabrillo Highway, Pacifica 650/726-2328, 10:00 am-3:30 pm: The Quail Saturday, February 22 miramarevents.com/dreammachines) Motorcycle Gathering (Quail Lodge, California Speed-Sports Ducati Open For a remarkable and singular experience, 8205 Valley Greens Drive, Carmel, 831/624-2888, quaillodge.com) House (California Speed-Sports, 2310 there’s nothing that matches up to the Nissen Drive Livermore 925/606-1998, Pacific Coast Dream speed-sports.com) Machines Show–– Half Moon Bay’s After a 15-year absence in the East Bay, massive celebration of Ducati North America and California mechanical ingenuity, Speed-Sports are proud to announce power and style known the return of Ducati Motorcycles to as the “Coolest Show Livermore. Ducati is among the most on Earth”. distinctive premium motorcycle brands in the world, and California Speed-Sports One of the west coast’s has been specializing in premium Italian biggest shows, this motorcycles for over 18 years. With remarkable exhibit Ducati now under new ownership from will feature hundreds the Audi Group we are looking forward of motorcycles to a very exciting and diverse future with representing every era Ducati motorcycles. Our technicians and style complete Mike Renouf and Don Babbs (many August 21-24, 2014 Carson Tahoe Dual Sport/Street Event with rumbling engines, will remember Don from from the old impeccable detail work, Modesto Ducati days) are both factory and sparkling chrome A celebration of vintage and modern trained by Ducati and are some of the –– from antique turn-of-the-century motorcycles, great company and new best techs in the business. Come see the models, high-performance sport, racing adventures, The Quail Motorcycle and off-road bikes to the hottest custom Gathering has something for everyone bikes of the modern era. All motorcycles -- including live music and a signature are welcome for display. Club rides are beverage pavilion all set on the welcome. immaculate green grasses of Quail Lodge & Golf Club. Oh, and the barbecue lunch In addition to the motorcycles, the served at this event (included with the $75 world’s coolest cars of every era and admission) has always been pretty good. style, Model T fire engines, vintage busses, historic military aircraft, tricked This really is a classy event, well worth the ticket price. CityBike says don’t miss it! out trucks, sleek streamliners, and antique engines and tractors will be August 21-24, 2014 among the mesmerizing displays. Visit our new shop: Carson Tahoe Dual Sport/Street To show a motorcycle, the registration 990 Terminal Way, San Carlos Event (Carson Valley Inn, 1627 U.S. 395, fee is $30 ($40 for entries postmarked Minden, NV 89423 775/782-9711) after April 15) and includes a Four days of riding, food, music, IN commemorative pin and admission for DU ST seminars (with Walt Fulton and Jimmy RI two people. Spectator admission is $20 AL Lewis), classes, storytelling and more in 101 for adults, $10 for ages 11-17 and 65+, L and $5 for kids age 10 and under. Tickets a beautiful place packed with fantastic NA MI TER off and on-road riding. Get more info at are available at the gate only. The show AN ITT R carsontahoemoto.com. B D OL HO LLY Reliable, timely service at reasonable rates on all makes of motorcycles RY T UN CO March 2014 | 10 | CityBike.com KTM 1190 Adventure By CityBike Staff Photos by Bob Stokstad Huge thanks to Tom and everybody else at Moore and Sons KTM/Husqvarna in Santa Cruz. Gabe Ets-Hokin: 44 years old (feels 4.4), Shirt Size: Extra Medium, Favorite Von Trapp: Georg is the thickness of a James Clavell novel. The radialmount brakes are great— powerful but not oversensitive—and the ABS is smooth and transparent. So is it the comfort, convenience and safety features? They are manifold on the Adventure. The trip computer is info-packed (and programmable so your favorite info all appears on the same screen), giving you an optimistic range-to-empty estimate as well as outside temp, time, date, average Yes, the 1190 Adventure is three, three, speed and a bunch of other stuff I didn’t three bikes in one. Or more. Check it have time to fiddle with. There’s also an out: it’s got a 150-horsepower V-Twin adjustable seat, handguards, tire-pressure from KTM’s RC8 superbike, and it has monitor, centerstand, tubeless spoked radial tires and super-duper brakes, so wheels, traction control and on the 2014 it’s an open-class sportbike, right? But USA version, magical-seeming bankwait, there’s more: it also has a very good angle-sensitive ABS software that I should adjustable windscreen, built-in hardbag have reminded Surj didn’t exist on the mounts and a big 6-gallon tank, so it must 2013 Euro model we tested, but which he be a sport-tourer, no? But hey! It’s got longswears up and down he noticed anyway. travel suspension, off-road styling and a 19Oh, and you get all that stuff at the base inch front wheel, so it’s an off-roader, no? price, without having to figure out which Okay, maybe it’s just two bikes in one—I’m $2500 “package” you have to explain to your spouse you need after already no off-road-rider by any measure, but it spending enough money to remodel three does weigh in at 520 pounds gassed up, kitchens. It’s such a solid deal I feel guilty so it’s probably not so much fun offroad complaining about the lack of heated grips (see sidebar), but it is an outstanding but seriously, where are the heated grips? sport-touring and backroads fun-bike. In fact, reading online and print reviews Anyway, you probably are catching my of this thing makes me think KTM’s PR tiresomely belabored point—the KTM is department is either paying off or fluffing good not because it’s the fastest ADV—the magazine editors by the carloads— Ducati Multistrada is—or the best looking, the fawning over the bike is a little or best off-road. It’s a remarkably refined, embarrassing, guys. developed and user-friendly product, the best I’ve experienced from umlaut-land. But it’s really goddamn good! What makes it so good? Maybe it’s that delicious motor, Good job KTM. which lesser publications have measured Alan Lapp: at almost 130 hp and 80-plus ft.-lbs. of torque. It’s sort of lumpy and mildly buzzy, 50 years old (feels 80), like a well-balanced Single, fitting KTM’s Shirt size: XXL, character. It’s also fluidly responsive in Favorite Von Trapp: Rupert most gears and has that American V-8 When Gabe dropped off the big orange do-no-wrong character. I also liked the slipper clutch, which made gear changes so KTM 1190 Adventure, my excitement was easy it was like somebody else was shifting. palpable. I am one of the KTM faithful: The other guys played with different riding I own an ‘08 690 Enduro and an ‘06 300XCW. I have wanted a 950 Adventure modes, but I just left it in Sport—it’s the since they came out in 2003. However a most fun. But even in ‘Rain’ mode, where it’s limited to 100 hp, it’s still plenty fast for career in graphic design is a sentence of monkish privation for most, so I have never most street-legal applications. owned one. For long rides, I also have a So is it the suspension and brakes that V-Strom1000. make it so good? Well, that stuff is really It’s important to mention the big Suzuki, good, as I’ve expected from a company because the big KTM is everything I wish that isn’t lying when it claims “Ready to the Suzuki could be. Powerful? Check. Race” and also owns its own suspension Quality suspension? Check. Really strong company. Not only is that electronically adjustable shock and fork plush, controlled brakes? Check. Long-travel suspension? and responsive, it’s really easy to figure out Check. Comfy for long rides? Check. Luggage available? Check. how to use, even when you’re moving and you can’t access the owner’s manual, which Sixteen thousand, eight-hundred dollars is big money for...well, anything, if you’re me. But some things are just expensive. There are no free lunches, or, in this case, even half-price lunches. But that $16,800 may actually seem cheap if you believe it takes the place of two or three motorcycles, saving you money on insurance, maintenance, registration, garage space, and the mental anguish that’s inevitable if your garage is packed with European exotica. In short, it’s awesome. The riding posture felt immediately familiar and comfortable. The bike is much slimmer between your knees than the V-Strom, and despite weighing 40 pounds more, the KTM feels significantly lighter, presumably due to a lower center of gravity. I was so surprised by the weight that I had to verify both weights from multiple sources: I simply didn’t believe it possible. On the road, the manually adjustable windscreen and factory optional heated handgrips invite extended highway miles. The motor is velvety smooth, and extraordinarily civilized. It’s got the most obsequious electronics package of any I’ve ridden. Like the best servants on Abbey it operates Downton Abbey, unseen in the background with a gentle guiding hand towards the gentlemanly path for the best possible outcome. In fact, during the first 20 miles with the bike, I wondered if it had traction control at all. Twist the throttle to the stop, and it blasts forward with no drama whatsoever. You will only notice it when you deliberately try to misbehave. Whether this skillful intervention is desirable or not is a question of your mission as a rider. If I had this technology in the early ‘90s when I was roadracing, and the ability to maintain traction at nearly all times, I would have ruled my class! Heck, even if I had just the confidence-inspiring ride quality available from the on-the-fly electronically adjustable damping, I’d have kicked ass. The range of adjustment is amazing: touring plush to sportbike taut at the click of a button. Fast, competitive international shipping Huge stock for all models post 1970. we go the extra mile +44(0)1484 353 600 March 2014 | 11 | CityBike.com www.motorworks.co.uk However, as a scofflaw citizen, I also like to do other stuff—wheelies and stoppies and spinning up the rear coming out of corners. Not because it’s fast—but because it’s fun. The electronics isolate the rider from these fun things, which should be trivially easy to do on a bike with 148 hp. As bikes become more and more complex, I’d like to suggest to manufacturers everywhere that test bikes should really come with a written “quick-start guide” to bring testers up to speed on tinkering with the electronics. I did grasp the menu structure (it reminds me of my camera, actually). I could change a number of settings to cause the bike to trust my riding skills more, but sadly, there is no “OFF” for the traction control. Irritatingly, none of the settings remain changed after you cycle the power with the key. If I pay more than $16,000 for a bike, is it too much to ask for it to remember how I like to ride? If my 690 is any indication, you’ll have to look to the aftermarket for this service. I understand that manufacturers are, by nature, conservative. I also perceive that we consumers have put them in a bind: we vocally desire, and vote with our wallets for faster, more capable machines. However, just because we can purchase a ridiculously fast bike doesn’t mean that everyone who can afford one is actually skilled enough to operate it. So manufacturers feel compelled to include these nanny devices, which, in liberal fashion, protect us from ourselves. This is the irony: the 1190 is so very capable, but we are so very protected from using it to its full potential. Surj Gish: 40 years old, shirt size: Muy Grande, Favorite Von Trapp: Selena (obscure lesser-known one, but I was totally into her before anybody) It took me a couple days to really fall in love with the KTM 1190 Adventure— surprising because all I’d been hearing about this bike was how it was mindblowingly awesome and the best allrounder ever. Ever. All-rounders are my thing, so I was a little confused that I didn’t lose my mind over it immediately. Back in the garage, I spent some time getting to know the bike and realized it was in “street” mode, which mellows out the power delivery some. I went through the menus, put it in “sport” mode, with ABS and traction control on, and set the electronically controlled suspension to “one dude and a suitcase,” which I figured was about equal to me and the junk in my trunk—easy peasy. I’ve since heard a few complaints about the menus being “hard to navigate,” but let me say this: anyone who has a hard time with these menus probably shouldn’t be riding a motorcycle, or even using a fork and spoon at the same time. I picked up the bike from Mr. Editor Gabe, along with a warning: “Be careful, you’re going to want one!” I rode it back to my house, thinking how it seemed like a perfectly good bike, but a little underwhelming considering it puts out 150 horsepower. The sound of the stock exhaust is also not very exciting; in fact, my wife said, In the morning, I rode into San Francisco via the Bay Bridge (we’ll find out if you “It doesn’t sound like anything.” Hmph. didn’t pay toll!—ed.), my default realworld test: some lane splitting, some freeway, some funky surfaces along the way. The bike was again flawless, but no angels came out of the sky to proclaim, “Glory unto the KTM, for it is the greatest bike of all time!” I did notice that I was www.bayareamotorcyclesuperfest.com catching myself at what some (the fuzz) Alameda County Fairgrounds might call unnecessarily high speeds a little more quickly than usual. I also really Pleasanton, CA liked the adjustable windscreen, which May 3-4, 2014 although not particularly big, did an www.bayareamotorcyclesuperfest.com excellent job of smoothing out the airflow and eliminating buffeting. QUICKSILVER SPONSORED BY Contacts: Steve 925-400-8512 Jack 510-488-3121 INSURANCE SERVICES • HUGE HALL FULL OF CUSTOM BIKES AND COOL STUFF • FUN OUTDOOR MOTORCYCLE SWAP MEET • SELL YOUR BIKE IN OUR “TWO WHEELERS GARAGE” • LIFESTYLE AND ACCESSORIES VENDORS • SKILLS RIDING CONTEST • TATTOO ON SITE • LADIES POLE DANCING CONTEST 18+ 925-484-5900 March 2014 | 12 | CityBike.com I know you’re probably thinking, “What’s wrong with this jerk? He’s so bored with this incredible motorcycle!” I’m with you! I was starting to wonder if something was wrong with me, so I called up one of my buddies and informed him that we needed to head out for the day so I could really ride the 1190. We rode for a while, and when we stopped, I confused us both by talking in circles about how I kept waiting for the bike to do something amazing to blow my mind with buckets of awesomeness, but it kept just being totally transparent and eminently rideable. What the hell—shouldn’t 150 horsepower of V-Twin feel more like fire-breathing madness than surgical precision? Where zuki d u S r u o y o t t Ge 2013 lineup ealer now . A S L OW A S T S ON SEL EC IT H T N O M 0 6 D FOR R OV E D C R E P P A N O S L MODE are the uncontrollable power wheelies and constantly smoking rear tire? After a bit more yapping from me, we hit the road again and all the sudden, the big KTM and I clicked. Here’s how: I kept catching myself whacking the throttle open while exiting corners in an idiotic attempt to find the insane acceleration that I just knew must be hiding in there somewhere. So I put it in “rain” mode. Yep—I detuned it. This adjustment allowed me to smooth out and find the sweet spot for cornering, and suddenly, I left my buddy behind. Not just a little ways back—I completely lost him. In an instant, the KTM was straight-up * OR U P TO CUS TOMER L EC T M O D C A SH ON SE EL S ** East Bay Motorsports 21756 Foothill Blvd. Hayward (510) 889-7900 GP Sports 2020 Camden Ave. San Jose (408) 377-8780 Grand Prix Motorsports 2360 El Camino Santa Clara (408) 246-7323 Mission Motorcycles 6232 Mission St. Daly City (650) 992-1234 *As low as 0% APR financing for 60 months on select new and unregistered 2013 models is available through GE Captial Retail Bank. Program minimum amount financed is $5,000 and up to 10% minimum down payment required. Not all buyers will qualify. 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Even better: now that I had made a love connection with the bike, I pulled over, switched it back to sport mode and tore off, fully engaged with the machine and practically giggling inside my helmet. “comfy” it felt a little slushy in curves where the suspension was compressed. Just as with my own bike, I kept pointing my toes up because it felt like they were about to scrape on the asphalt. Here’s what it comes down to: the 1190’s fueling and power delivery are so buttery smooth that it sometimes doesn’t even feel like it’s doing much, when in fact it’s really moving. Maybe that’s why it took me so long to realize how great it is. The electronics are incredibly refined—I rode it on some messy, gravel strewn goat trails and couldn’t get it to miss a beat. Vibration: there’s a big difference between a Big Twin and the triple-powered Tiger. But it wasn’t an unpleasant difference. The KTM just tells you that you’re sitting on top of two very big pistons. I know it’s easy to dismiss breathless proclamations of “game changer!” and “best ever” because so often, such bikes just aren’t anything other than another competent bike. But this is different. KTM calls the 1190 “the world’s safest motorcycle” which sounds boring and lame, but not only is it safe, it’s also a hell of a good time to ride. Since it’s an adventure tourer, it’s also ready to roll out pretty much anywhere tomorrow morning, whether you’re headed to the office or to Alaska. It really is the perfect all-rounder. Bob Stokstad: three score and 13. Shirt size: Tall Guy Favorite Von Trapp singer: Julie Andrews (heartthrob) On CityBike photo shoots, I’m often asked if I’d like to try out the bike we’re photographing. “Nah, thanks anyways” is my regular response. I wouldn’t want to risk scratching an expensive piece of hardware. With the KTM 1190 Adventure it was different. The predecessor of this model was one of the bikes I looked at ten years ago when I ultimately decided on a Triumph Tiger. It was time to take the risk and take this bike for a ride. This ride was really quick, in the sense of short: down Redwood Road beginning at Skyline, all the way to the golf course and back. It’s a wonderful, curvy trip on a bike, as most CityBike readers know. It’s so good that many years ago the police posted the best parts at 25 mph. The KTM was ergonomically perfectly suited for me, very close in set up to my Tiger. So I was comfortable from the start. Because the suspension had been set on David LaBree Gets the R Handling: it’s confidence inspiring. In spite of the soft suspension setting, the KTM hugged the road and begged me to go faster. I was able to control myself, though with difficulty. Power, torque, and acceleration: I couldn’t believe it! Twisting the throttle even a little produces a pull that shows these 1195cc have been tuned for performance. Turning around at the golf course and starting back on that straight section I lost control (selfcontrol, that is) and yanked the throttle open in first gear, upshifting whenever a red light flashed on the instrument panel. The big KTM took off like a scalded cat. I don’t know what gear I was in when I backed off, but the old juices were flowing like they hadn’t in a long time. Of course, it’s not just horsepower or torque that determines acceleration – weight matters. The 1190 Adventure’s specs are 148 horsepower and 466 pounds (dry!—ed.). Perhaps 148 horsepower is enough that you don’t need to know anything else. But read on. The KTM with a full tank of gas weighs about 520 lbs. Put me on it and that 148 horsepower is pulling 740 lbs. My wife’s Prius, a small car known for good gas mileage, rather than excitement when the light turns green, weighs 3325 pounds with a full tank and me behind the wheel. Do the math. To get the same high from her Prius as I got from the KTM 1190 Adventure, I’ve got to put 665 horsepower under the hood! I can’t guess what that alteration would cost. And who in their right mind would ever do it? But I can have the KTM fun machine for (only) $16,800. My Tiger is almost 10 years old. So far, I’ve bought a new bike every 10 years whether I needed one or not. The fourth one could well be a KTM Adventure and I’d love to write an article for CityBike explaining why. W hen faced with the choice between the standard 1190 Adventure and the R model, the decision was easy. The Adventure R gets a 21/18 inch wheel combo rather than the 19/17 setup of the Standard, a configuration designed to tackle rough terrain. The R’s longer-travel suspension is far more compliant off-road, while on road it leads to a taller stance and a much different feeling from the standard. The R lacks the electronic suspension adjustment feature of its sibling; however there is a much larger range of available adjustment via the clickers when compared to the limited pre-set modes of the standard. On road the R is an extremely confident machine, but once removed from the pavement you are able to see the emphasis KTM placed on its ability to truly go all places. In the dirt it has the ability to fool you into thinking you are on a much smaller machine, so deceptive that you can easily find yourself in a situation that quickly reminds you this bike is over 500 pounds. The large radial-mount Brembo front brakes are overkill for such a narrow front tire (90/90-21) on the pavement and off road they are simply useless without the ABS. Luckily, KTM has given the ABS an off-road mode option where the front brake is still fully controlled but the rear is allowed to lock up, making the bike much easier to control in the dirt. The power modes also help tame the big-horsepower LC8 when faced with the slippery conditions of loose gravel. While off the beaten path I personally prefer to keep the traction control off, as well as setting the ABS and throttle mapping set to ‘off road.’ This bike was made for fire roads! Like a high-end sports car on the highway, you find yourself glancing down at the speedometer in disbelief—you can’t be going that fast! In tight single-track, you won’t be leaving your buddies on their 450s in the dust, but you will be able to surprise them with just how fast your new KTM can go. Nimble, powerful and truly capable of going on an epic adventure, the Adventure R will hit a homer with off-road diehards, while giving us mere mortals the ability to have a good time for stretches off the pavement. One of the complaints I had is that standing up while riding in the dirt is mandatory, however the ergonomics of the new Adventure made it quite a stretch. A quick call to Ron at KTMtwins.com (415/968-9467) and a set of 1-inch bar risers solved my problems making it much more comfortable to reach the handlebars. This resulted in an improved posture for off road and when coupled with KTM’s Factory Rally foot pegs I felt confident I could take my new Adventure just about anywhere. David LaBree lives, works and rides in the East Bay. March 2014 | 14 | CityBike.com CityBike at 30 Thirty Years of Mostly Responsible Journalism There are few publications—of any genre—that have the recognition in the San Francisco Bay Area as the one you’re reading right now. And for dozens—maybe even a hundred or more—of motorcyclists, CityBike made moto-journalism and the motorcycle industry a reality rather than a wistful dream. We invited past and present CB contributors and fans to tell us their favorite CityBike story or memory—and invite you to send us yours, by email (editor@citybike. com), to our Facebook group (facebook.com/ groups/224416675273) or mailing a piece of paper with words written on it (you’ll need a thing called a ‘stamp’ as well) in ink to PO Box 10659, Oakland, 94610. Here’s what we have so far— enjoy. into. I recall walking into the Helimot leather-cave (they’ve since moved and redecorated), and immediately knowing that I was in one of the local motorcycle cathedrals. I recalled Helimot later when I learned why it’s a bad idea to wear jeans on motorcycles—that visit had paved the way for my subsequent first set of full leathers. Seeing one’s kneecap (it’s white) is a strong motivator to gear up, and do it right. That set of leathers was 5 times the value of my first bike, and I still have it. countercultures and semiotics; writing about motorcycles was a natural extension of that. Plus, bikes are fun! CityBike’s second editor, John Garner, brought me more deeply into the fold, and he also facilitated our adventure in bike building—that RZ350 would never have been completed without him— and road racing. I might never have gone The funny thing about all of this is that racing at all 20 years later, my riding buddy and I without the —CityBike Staff, February, 2014 would end up buying CityBike, and now excuse provided we’re running the joint. That foundation by CityBike, KENYON WILLS of using CityBike ads as an excuse/reason but the story to get out into places that we hadn’t seen series that CityBike as a foundation of personal before as part of our weekly riding routine effort produced growth and learning? gave me supreme confidence that the basic reflected a I started reading CityBike in the early business model of the magazine was sound mere fragment 1990s when I got my first bike as a roomie enough to risk my ass on it at a time when of what I in a multi-person household/flat in San the Internet people were trumpeting the learned from Francisco. I discovered it right after I death of print and shops were closing in the exercise, bought my first beater, and I recall enjoying droves (the region has lost 120 motorcycle particularly the fact that it was not written in highbusinesses since January 2010, most of the value of school-level English or even AP newspaper them in 2010). Who else but a reader would preparation English—the magazine seemed to presume see the potential in CityBike under these and practice, that you could read and think to some circumstances? We even paid McGoo and how you degree, which I found attractive. The Halton good money to do it, which says can never do writing was jaunty, intelligent, occasionally something—I’m not sure what. too much of ranting, and the logic flowed and mirrored either. I never Though the economy has stabilized, shops what I was experiencing as a new rider. I became a very felt pleased to have found people who were are still walking uphill. But they’re not good road racer, dying off like they were. The Internet is seeing the world in a way that I shared. but I did learn still munching away at how real-life places how to make a Anyway, I was sitting in Public Speaking do business. Print of the 20th Century concrete plan 101 at SFSU one day when a dude walked probably is dead, but we’re in a delightful and execute it. in with a helmet. He noticed mine and we niche that is unlike any other that I can struck up a conversation. think of, and we’re not only surviving, When John we’ve added color covers, we’ve grown for left CityBike, He rode. I rode. We were friends. three years straight, and I’m still reading publisher Halton asked me to take his We each had time during the week, so we the magazine and going on occasional rides place. It was an honor to do so, and the two started going on rides around the region with my buddy of 20 years. and a half years I spent as CityBike’s editor every Tuesday. We had similar skill levels, never really felt like work even though we Things turned out okay, I’d say. which grew at similar rates. Challenging put in lots of hours and the paper always roads, new rides, relaxed or quick pace, we Citizen Wills is CityBike’s Publisher and lives in the went out on time. In between deadlines, got used to each East Bay in an undisclosed location. He likes big we had a lot of fun riding, and I still miss other and could ugly cars and small beautiful women. spending long days at Carnegie or on the ride in formation JACKIE JOURET in a way that I’ve never been First, my congratulations on 30 years of able to do with publishing. By any standard, that’s a real anyone else since achievement. (I don’t trust To say that CityBike changed my life is the rest of the to understate its influence not at all. It dummies I meet; changed the course of my career, and led sorry, chumps). me directly to where I am today. These Tuesday I picked up my first copy of CityBike in rides started early 1986, a few months after I’d moved wanting for to San Francisco from Portland, Oregon. destinations, and I wasn’t a motorcyclist at the time—I rode it occurred to one a Vespa—but I liked CityBike’s irreverent of us to go and vibe and local flavor. Two years later, I’d stop by some of Helimot ad from swapped the Vespa for a Triumph 500, the advertisers in September, 1989. You and I’d been persuaded by James Stark CityBike—shops can still go there to talk (then CityBike’s advertising art director) that we wouldn’t about gloves. Oh, boy, to write for CityBike. I was halfway otherwise can you go there and talk through a graduate program in journalism necessarily go about gloves... at UC Berkeley, and I was interested in March 2014 | 15 | CityBike.com roads of the Santa Cruz mountains under the auspices of “my job.” Of course, what really made working at CityBike special were the people: Brian himself, of course, plus John d’India, Robert Hellman and the incomparable Joe Glydon. I couldn’t have asked for a better set of co-conspirators, for the paper or for life. We all read widely, and we shared interests well beyond the bike thing, which allowed us to—I hope—elevate a humble motorcycle paper into something that placed motorcycling not just within its own context but within the context of the society at large, and to explore the deeper meaning of a sport/hobby/form column for the magazine.” and, not knowing if I had any ability to put two words together, he just said, “Yeah, do it!” and then probably giggled. having the wherewithal to devote his time and enthusiasm to get a regional motorcycling newspaper off the ground, keep it there for years and do it with a particular flair and quirky sense of humor that luckily, CityBike retains to this day. I loved doing the bike tests, and the most memorable of those was the Buell. Brian asked me to participate on that one as someone who was definitely not a fan of the American V-Twin genre. I picked up a virtually new one on a very chilly night at the CB HQ and proceeded to ride it home to San Ramon. Coming down the hill out of the Caldecott the headlight went out. A stop at the nearest open gas station revealed that the headlight bulb had vibrated itself pretty much into powder. Finally finding a bulb and getting going again, I soon found a valve cover gasket leaking on my leg. I spent the next whole day “fixing” everything from the top end leaks to loose wires and bolts. Not going face to face with OEMs with a bad a good impression on that one to say the review, to becoming a pretty aggressive dirt least. bike enthusiast at an age when most have I had a great time with all the CB staffers of “retired,” never ceased to amaze me. the era, Joe, Maynard, Wild Bill Spencer, At the beginning I called him one day and etc., until I “changed” careers and moved said, “Hey Brian, I’d like to write a tech north. Writing for CB was great fun. Thanks Brian. June 1998: World-renowned motorcycling author Ted Simon aboard his trusty 500 Triumph T100 Twin decked out with the standard touring regalia of the times (rucksacks bungied onto a bike) A bike not known for adventure-touring, but somehow it made its way around the world long before the BMW GS. Ted ignited riders around the world to take off for distant parts unknown to the point that we now have dozens of riders regaling us with their journeys via the Internet at any given moment. Dozens of books and a few movies have followed in Teds footsteps. Hats off to Ted for igniting this adventuretouring fire with today’s riders. of transportation that few outside it understand. All things must come to an end, and my time at CityBike ended at the close of 1998. I felt lucky to survive—we took that “ride fast, take chances” motto fairly literally back then!—and taking refuge in the world of four wheels seemed like the sensible thing to do. I’ll admit, though, that I’ve never had the passion for cars that I did for bikes, nor does the car world really permit the kind of craziness that permeated the air at CityBike. But it’s still a grand adventure, one that has taken me to four continents and given me priceless experiences over the course of the last 15 years. I’ll always thank Brian Halton and CityBike for that, and for the opportunity to follow my passion at CityBike. I hope the readers enjoyed reading it as much we enjoyed putting it together. Jackie Jouret Edits Bimmer, the BMW auto enthusiast’s magazine. She lives in Mill Valley. DOUG MEYER As “Tech Column” writer for CB for what, 10 years?, my best memory is the of the inimitable spirit of CB founder Halton. His infectious laugh and seeming fearlessness when doing anything from starting CB to Doug Meyer owned Dublin Kawasaki from 1984 until 1995, then moved to Bend Oregon to do Product Development for the Muzzys’ Kawasaki Racing Teams until 2003. Still an active LSR rider (226mph on a 1427 ZX-12), he now rides his Kawasaki street bikes and sells 350 mph Turboprop airplanes. He likes to go fast. LARRY ORLICK Larry Orlick is CityBike’s ad hoc archivist, mostly because he a) loves the magazine and b) has kept every issue since sometime in the late ‘80s. We asked him to pick some favorite covers. October 1997: The founder of CityBike and a fellow adventure rider pictured with a BMW R100 GS, one of which I own and still love after 20 years. Brian has good taste in motorcycles and he used it for how it was meant to be used— numerous trips down to Mexico and beyond. Brian hits a warm spot with me because of his stewardship of CityBike during its early years and March 2014 | 16 | CityBike.com September 1992: The Honda XR650L has been in production for decades and is still in relatively the same form, a dual sport’r that is reasonably priced and works very well as an around-town bike that handles occasional freeway duties handily. Dependable as a rock, great parts availability at numerous dealers, hardly changed in years and years and with loads of aftermarket components available and great support on the ‘net with modifications and hop-up ideas. A great general-purpose bike that fills most duties if only one bike could be owned. It’s left a huge mark on dual sporting and motorcycling in general—I know, I’ve owned one for about 10 years and just love it. Good job Honda! KURT SUNDERBRUCH CityBike Reflection I came Northern California in 1991, escaping two years of grad-school-enforced penury, during which time I was only able to get my two-wheeled fix on a bicycle, and after my locked bicycle was stripped while sitting in a rack in the courtyard of my school, I couldn’t even do that. Almost immediately upon arrival, I picked up a five-year-old XT600, and began to find my way around my new home. Among my first findings were newspaper racks carrying CityBike. And they were free! (hey, I had major student debt to pay off). In its pages I found articles about bikes, riders, destinations, issues, and most of all I found attitude. Yes! I had always taken motorcycling seriously, and so did CityBike, but the difference was CityBike didn’t take being a motorcyclist seriously. Ride fast! Take chances! Have fun! CityBike introduced me to the pleasures of Joe Glydon and Maynard Hershon (who also had columns in a contemporary bicycling paper, Northern California Bicyclist, or something like that). They were literate, erudite, fun-loving (well, at least Joe was), and they were motorcyclists and bicyclists just like me. They loved cool bikes and great rides, but also lived in the world of not quite enough money. These were my people! CityBike helped guide me into a world I’ve been fortunate enough to never leave. Happy birthday, CityBike! Kurt Sunderbruch is a CityBike reader and active participant in the Bay Area Rider’s Forum (BARF). BOB STOKSTAD New Kids at CityBike Just out the door of Munroe Motors, my spanking-new Triumph Tiger was looking great when a guy walks up and says, “Nice bike.” Always a great conversation starter, this lead-in segued into “How’d you happen to pick this one?” At the end of our sidewalk chat, he asked if I could write a short piece about choosing the Tiger. And so began my acquaintance with Brian Halton and CityBike. That was in the fall of 2004. (I still have my Tiger. Brian, of course, has moved on.) Those were heady times for me as I gradually became a part of the CityBike family: never as intimate a member as old-time greats like Glydon and d’India (and others), but that was understandable as they were both exceptional writers and close friends of Brian. But I was having a great time learning how this magazine Another thing contributors wondered about in those days was, after these 20-plus years, how much longer Halton would Efficient, well-managed, streamlined want to continue his monthly drama from operation that CityBike was under Halton’s deadline to deadline, and when would the leadership, regular meetings were held in Luxovan break down for the last time, no the executive offices located just above longer to schlep freshly printed issues to Scuderia West. As the space was shared those red sidewalk boxes? What would with Scuderia’s parts bin, it was always happen to CityBike once he decided to pack possible to find something to sit on while it in? One of Brian held court. A great story teller, he life’s persistent would go on at length before somebody questions then, would butt in with a question like, “When it was finally is CityBike going to get a website?” or would answered one try to bring the subject around to what’s day when we needed for the next issue. After a couple of learned that hours, we’d all head down Valencia to the Gabe EtsPhoenix, a noisy Irish bar where you could Hokin and usually understand the guy sitting next to Kenyon Wills you, and occasionally hear the person next had bought removed. Brian always picked up the tab. CityBike. Another new kid around this time was Now it was somebody with a funny name that I had time for me to trouble remembering–“it’s hokey”–or start over again, something sounding like that. He wrote to learn how a column. I took the photo heading the CityBike would column, a shot of the columnist with his work under new head cradled between the massive stone management. breasts of an Art-Deco sculpture on Except this time Treasure Island. I wasn’t exactly worked and getting to meet really interesting motorcycle people. Looking back over old issues from time to time (I’ve saved them all since 2004) I get nostalgic thinking of those upstairs meetings at 69-A Duboce, and the big two-page centerfold spreads covered by a single photo, occasionally one of mine, the new kid on the block—I’d been at CityBike about as long as Gabe. Things have changed, of course, but the new CityBike preserves the essence of the old one and the changes have helped it survive during difficult economic times when the competition has not. Yes, there was some grumbling among readers as the curbside boxes began to disappear. But placing them at local dealers and motorcycle hangouts solved a chronic problem—theft by overzealous recyclers—and also increased foot traffic at local dealerships and motorcycle-related stores. CityBike started using more color. There’s still no website with current content, though potential advertisers that would appear, back in the days when page-count and advertising revenue weren’t as closely coupled as they are now. Halton and his contributors of 20 years had built up a publication that was innovative, edgy, informative, occasionally wacky, and always interesting. Seeing my own stories and photos appear there was as good as it gets. March 2014 | 17 | CityBike.com can go to citybike.com and see the wide distribution their ads will receive and readers can download older issues (it’s true! After 90 days, you can read back issues in PDF format—ed.) they’ve missed. CityBike was for many years the only motorcycle rag I read, not just because it was free and had local news, but because I thought it was more interesting than the national glossy-print magazines. Okay, my horizons have since expanded a bit, but CityBike remains, IMHO, the best news source for what’s fun and important for motorcycling in the Bay Area and beyond. The world’s oldest newspaper boy has got to be proud of what the new kids have done with his baby. Stokstad started riding in 1958 on a ‘49 Harley hard-tail and then a BSA A-10. In 1962-63 he rode north to Nordkapp, south to Istanbul, and west to California. He resumed riding in 1981 in Berkeley where he’s lived for 34 years. A physicist (think neutrinos), he retired in 2006 but still putters in the Lab (Lawrence Berkeley). Photography and welding are current pursuits. database, I find that I am not as I remember. Oh fickle youth… It started in 1984. Marilyn CityBike turns 30! What is my story? It’s the Monroe. Lou mid-Eighties. The world’s oldest paperboy Lou Bennet and skulking across the Cow Palace parking lot Jessie Susan, Bill selling advert space. I’m there, setting up a Boyd on the cover, booth to sport my new moto venture… John Williams Racing, Cycle I’ve been Connection, lots saying I of racing coverage was one (yay Brian!), lots of the first of SMR, lots of advertisers girls (wassup for decades… wid dat Brian?), but this will Pony Express need some (became Lightning research… Express), Gene it should be Finley’s Dawn easy; hell— Riders video, I’m all over then me… I don’t that rag… show up until October 1986 – Sequestered “The Hawk that Flies,” June 1992. Two months after he saw this story, Gabe was sitting in Golden Gate Cycle’s sales 2nd place AFM in the office as Ray Nowakowsky tried to get him to pay too much for a leftover ‘91 NT650. Two years later, he bought one International 600 Superstreet at for his girlfriend from current CityBike Subscriber Steve Churchill (who recently asked Gabe if he could buy the bike Headquarters Sears Point. back, but he didn’t have the heart to tell him he sold it into the swirling vortex of an inner-city used-bike shop in 2000). of CityBike, Later, Feb. ’87 to be Photo: Brian Halton. deep into exact, a modest ad the archives Smith Machine and Quandary (sigh) There were so many other mags out in the for Performance & Design, a direct result of (piles, repeated full-page ads for YSR 50, La early ‘90s, and I read them all...but CityBike the world’s oldest paperboy skulking across wrapped in Carrera (who else but Ray Roy), double was different. As a club racer and native the Cow Palace parking lot, lauding me as archival acidline coming–everywhere. Wade’s RZ in San Franciscan, the unvarnished reality the first Ninja to cross the line at Daytona. free brown a Christmas tree farm, Marc Salvisberg’s and ad-hoc citizen participation I found in True—36th. Thirty-sixth out of every paper, no ploy to pave his Wheelsmith driveway (it its pulpy black-and-white pages was very Performance and Design ad hungry racer in North America in the 1987 white gloves, worked: see Factory), and Kenny Roberts appealing. from 1987. If only it were inaugural AMA Supersport series. searching the telling you he will tell you how to ride the current... new FZR ‘the right way,’ as long as you buy Looking through back issues, I’m realizing it there. Man, I wish I did…Cliff Sherlock’s how influential it was on my life. I’ve owned at least four bikes that were on CB CSR, Helmut then Held now Helimot, covers—Hawk, SV650, MZ Skorpion, Kenny Augustine (sigh). KC Engineering KLR—and coveted many more. I went a constant… OEMs, God bless ‘em; club racing, dabbled with dirt riding, took and scores of scores of dealers dealers dealers…Others also—beg pardon for not racetrack schools, and when I needed to sell my bike, or get info on gear, modifications, annotating you, it is, after all, 30 years of places to ride...it was all there, a 32-page moto history. World Wide Web for the Bay Area that For that is what I find CityBike truly is. It didn’t need a power cord or batteries. is our paper. We are CityBike and it says CityBike was like the modern Internet in so. There we are. My participation in a way that actually distinguishes itself this vibrant, specific, seminal, and oh-sofrom national glossy mags. CB did “usernecessary local moto life sporadic, and generated content” many years before somehow captured in issue and issue and anybody knew what that was. Mostly issue. because we didn’t (and still don’t) have the I emerge again in 2003/4 with Rocket money to pay professional writers we’d Ranch; and more recently: a scariest ride ask local riders and enthusiasts to write up submission; “Becoming 761,” several letters trip reports, bike reviews, how-to articles, to the editor; and with the blessing – this… opinion pieces and more. Glydon was a Ferrari mechanic, of all things, and D’India You too can be famous… Ride. Write. parked cars for a living. I was a schmuck Submit. Ride. Write. Submit. Then join me Ducati salesman in San Rafael when I told in lobbying Gabe to digitally archive and Halton he should give me a column...and make available these fading relics of our he did. life. I’m pretty sure you are in there too. It’s been a long trip from that beat-up red So here’s to 30 more, CityBike! Keep them rack in the Castro. CityBike gave me a presses rolling! We love you! We expect voice, a community, structure that made you to be here. We need you. As for me; me feel like the San Francisco Bay Area is well I have a vested interest—I’m officially my home...and motorcycles are what I do. a geezer in five years. Thanks: to Brian, to all the riders, readers and writers who made it happen—and Peter Mars lives in Oakland and is...Peter Mars. make it happen to this day. But most of all, GABE ETS-HOKIN thank you, CityBike. My CityBike rack was at Market and Noe, Gabe Ets-Hokin is a senior fellow at the Gabe and I would check it obsessively around Ets-Hokin Institute, a 501c(3) for-profit that print-time, sometimes two or three times studies how to spell his name. a day until I could pick it up and read it. PETER MARS March 2014 | 18 | CityBike.com Is It a Duck, or a Turkey? classic GLYDON This article remains one of my all-time favorites. There are several reasons for this: A Ducati is sort of like a British bike that can’t be fixed by normal human beings with just hands, tools, and intelligence going for them. Triumphs, Nortons, and BSAs break all the time, but they get fixed. Ducatis break and they vanish into the Twilight Zone of motorcycle repair. Some never return. It takes half a van full of indecipherable crippled-looking chunks of metal to work on a Ducati. These are called Special Tools; God doesn’t stock them or know where they come from. They exist in motorcycle purgatory, maybe. And something that would regularly get us in trouble-which is precisely what we were trying to do. As the former daily Chronicle columnist Charles McCabe— whom I admired greatly—once wrote:”Let’s see what we can inflict in the public today.” And they are uncomfortable. The more esteemed the Ducati, the more sadistic the riding experience. Ducati seats are modeled after Harley-Davidson foot boards; the bars are where the turn signal stalks are on a normal motorcycle, and the footpegs are like spikes driven into the geographic center of the bike. The most desirable Ducati will have you a burning, trembling victim within two miles. Be young, tough and not too smart; but then where would the money come from? Readers please note and remember that my buddy Joseph was “taking the Mickey out” of Ducatis like Mike Hailwood replicas and Dharmas, dreadfully uncomfortable machines of the ‘70s and ‘80s, not the fine, exquisite Italian models that later followed. Ducati owners like to think of their motorcycles as the Ferraris of the twowheeled world. MV Agustas are the Ferraris of motorcycling; Ducatis are second class. I remember fondly checking the CityBike answering machine a few days after this article appeared to play back all the scathing messages on it from furious dealers and highly offended members of the Ducatisti. Highly satisfying. They’re the Alfa Romeos of motorcycling. It epitomizes the spirit of the paper in that it is “taking the Mickey out “of its subject—an English term that means making fun of someone or something, usually in print. English motorcycle publications, such as BIKE, of which City Bike was loosely modeled after, did this sort of thing regularly. The second reason it is a treasure is that it is fourstar satire, a humorous broadside of the first stripe, something that Joseph Glydon, myself and other CityBike writers were encouraged to do. And I also remember walking in to Munroe Motors on Valencia street and being greeted at the door by both Jim and Pat Munroe, who were really glad to see me so they could tell me to my face, in a very loud tone of voice, just exactly what they thought of me and my motorcycle newspaper. And they then proudly informed me that they had hidden every copy of the paper we had dropped off at their dealership so their customers wouldn’t read the piece. To this day I am still unable to read this without almost peeing my pants with the wit of it. Classic City Bike satire—trolling intentionally to offend and hoping our readers would take the bait…heh–heh. Which they did. —Brian Halton, formerly the World’s Oldest Paperboy, February 2014 Ducatis have always been relatively available and affordable; they are not in another realm as Ferraris are. A consenting adult with the price of a top line Japanese machine or a BMW can choose a Ducati instead. This has always been true. Ducati Dianas cost less than Honda Super Hawks in the sixties; 750 Sports, 750 Super Sports and 900 Super Sports were priced lower than equivalent BMWs in the seventies. Today you can buy a Ducati 750 Sport for the price of a Honda VFR 750. Try buying a Ferrari for the price of an Acura. MV Agustas cost way more than anything on two wheels with the possible exception of a Munch Mammut. MVAgustas are the real thing. The 851 Superbike? It’s not as exotic as an RC30, and it is way out on a limb technologically. A manufacturer who hasn’t yet perfected the taillight to the point of reliability has no business even thinking about computerized fuel injection. Do you think anyone in the Western Hemisphere can minister to WeberMarelli mapped FI? Do you think there will be spares? Do you think you could afford them if there were? Also, every water-cooled Italian car ever made will blow head gaskets with little or no provocation. Can Ducati hope to keep the oil and water segregated in the 851 ? Then there’s the matter of valve adjustment. Valve adjustment on a Ducati costs anywhere from the price of a small commuter bike to that of a Papal exorcism. This is really a bargain. Exorcisms are quicker and easier; there’s only one demon involved. A talented Ducati mechanic has maybe two dozen valve adjustments in him before collapsing emotionally or seeking a new identity, never to lift a wrench again. Ducati calls for valve adjustments every 1,800 miles on the 851 Superbike. That’s right: eighteen hundred, not eighteen thousand like a sane motorcycle. You should consider the shoulder of the freeway to be a kind of recreational sanctuary. You shouldn’t make appointments. When Ducatis had two valve t has been a while since anyone from Desmodromic engines, adjusting CityBike has nagged Ducati riders in print. the valves was only slightly more difficult Harley guys are always game, and Maynard than getting a date with Kim Basinger. With Hershon can be counted on for his semithe advent of the four-valve head on the annual needling of BMW riders. Sportbikers 851 Superbike adjusting valves has become are good sport and British bike riders thrive Nonetheless, bevel drive Ducati Twins, most substantially more difficult than getting Kim on humiliation. Ducati (and most Italian) notably the 750 S, 750 SS, and 900 SS have Bassinger to move into a leper colony with bike riders have been pretty immune thus far. appreciated like Ferraris and other Italian They think the Pope is on their side, they think nuisances over the past few years. Asking prices you. Uri Geller won’t go near the things; mere mortals might be well advised to pretend 851 God is on their side. They need both of these for the above models and Mike Hailwood s have hydraulic lifters. That shop light may notables. replicas are into the five figure mode these never strike this Rube Goldwork clock-work days. The more diabolical the motorcycle, the I could never get too excited about Ducatis higher the price among the cognoscenti. (This mechanism. because I like to ride motorcycles too much. also explains the recent collector enthusiasm Ducatis don’t accumulate much mileage, Some of them are okay when they’re running, for Kawasaki two stroke triples, but in that case, no matter how many years they have. The but that is like saying some politicians are the threat to life is more sudden and final than honeymoon is usually over well before 12,000 okay when they’re telling the truth. To be a Ducati’s whittling away at its owners’ hours and miles are reached. The devoted who lucked out prospective Ducati owner, you should enjoy days). The theme here is exchanging life and and got a blessed unit may get into the twenties. pestering parts personnel on a daily basis for experience for an image of rarified exclusivity; I’ve never seen a Ducati showing 30,000 miles. parts they have no idea how to obtain. You No doubt they exist, but it would be an alleged should have friends who sport Vernier calipers a late model distortion of the Protestant work ethic. It opposes the life-enriching experience mileage since the speedometers pack up on in their shirt pockets and own pickup trucks. of motorcycling. Today, most exotic Ducatis sit a regular basis. Ten miles on a Ducati is as You should consider the shoulder of the under dust covers in neat garages awaiting new physically and emotionally taxing as a hundred freeway to be a kind of recreational sanctuary. owners with higher levels of disposable income miles on a reasonable machine, so maybe it all You shouldn’t make appointments. and lower levels of self confidence to not ride works out, provided you aren’t actually going them either. anywhere on the thing. I March 2014 | 19 | CityBike.com You may have surmised from this article that I hate Ducatis. Actually, I don’t. I object to their false status as some kind of desirable exotics to be regarded with awe and reverence. They are simply an option for motorcyclists suffering from degenerative roadphobia. Ducatis, even more than Harley-Davidsons, are not motorcycles for riding; they are motorcycles to be seen on. You can’t even count on finishing a poker run on a Ducati. When I think of Ducatis, I think of my old friend Bill Mahaffay. Bill was a city boy, and after a brief run in with car ownership that lasted less than an afternoon, he became a confirmed pedestrian. After I had explained to him the hierarchy of collectable automobiles. Bill said to me: “Let me get this right: If you take away two doors, it’s worth more; then if you take off the top, it’s worth more still; then if you take out the interior and remove the bumpers (as in “racing version”) it’s really valuable. If you could hang two license plates in thin air, and have no car at all, would you have the most valuable car in the world? That’s the one I own.” That’s the Ducati I own. Life is too short and riding is too enjoyable for me to get involved in a perverse relationship with some delusory icon. Show me an MV Agusta, and we’ll talk. Joe Glydon (1947-2005) wrote this for the December, 1990 CityBike. We still miss you, Joe! By John D’India I ‘m not sure whether winding up as a parking attendant is the result of attaining a degree in fine arts or some twisted form of karmic payback for having been a car-chasing dog in a past life. I prefer, however, to see the three days a week I toil at this menial task in a more romantic haze. I see myself as an undercover motorcyclist in the secured sanctuary of canned people or the Church of Auto Drivers. Disguised in my parking uniform, I’ve gathered the intelligence necessary to present you with profiles of the individuals who will make you a traffic fatality. Even from the briefest contact, one can learn a great deal about people. The simplest things tell it all, such as opening a customer’s door and being greeted by a waft of smoke and the pungent scent of marijuana, then glancing over at the daughter of seven or eight who is staring awkwardly at the floor mat, ashamed. I already know that Mommy likes to party, and I haven’t even asked for the ticket yet. CLASSIC D’INDIA Undercover the seats to turn down the volume on the radio. In ten out of ten times, if they are all wearing baseball caps his will be the only one with the bill facing forward. Among young ladies in a parallel universe, they tend to all talk and suggest at once that someone turn down the volume. testosterone as the sole ingredient of aggressive and ignorant behavior. What would you think if you jumped into a stranger’s car to find incense burning in the ashtray. then while reaching for the keys were greeted by a picture of the Swammy Bag-One Bop-A-Lula pasted over the speedo? A. Don’t Worry, Be Happy! B. What, Me Worry? or C. God Help Us! The Ute Yup, pauses, befuddled. “Well. I don’t really know that stuff,” then grinning, she blurts, “But it’s got a really big tank. I know that. It’s huge!” How about trying to drive with a jade-colored plastic goddess in her very own gold-colored, pot-metal temple, complete with jingle bells and dangling red tassels, swinging from the rear view mirror? I’m amazed by drivers In response to the simplest question. “How long who intentionally impair their own vision. will you be today. Sir. Ma’am?” it is quite easy to Why don’t they just glue their deities to the distinguish the well-mannered from the illdashboard, as other idolaters do? The mannered, and those who have escaped any brush individuals who lack the intelligence with civilization or adult supervision whatsoever. to separate church from sedan are easily spotted. Far more frightening is One can glean a lot of information about sliding behind the wheel and having an individual driver without having seen or to kick a half-dozen pair of women’s spoken with them. By the time my ass hits shoes out from under the brake and the driver’s seat, I know whether they’re clear, gas pedals. clean, organized, disciplined, or the opposite, in which case I can tell you what their favorite As an undercover biker. I sometimes fast food is and what they drink with it. I know engage canned people in conversations. immediately if they smoke, clean fish in the car The following are two encounters or have a dog. And nothing says “prom night” with sport-utility vehicle (or Ute, like the smell of regurgitated André. pronounced ‘yoot’) driving Yups. The Since the radio in every vehicle on the road seems to have been left on since its owner took possession. the second you turn the ignition key you know what the driver listens to and how loud they like it. Would you have ever thought that country-western music is very popular among folks with thick Russian accents who prefer to drive big, ugly-ass Lincolns? Ute Yup is prone to a peculiar and pernicious environmental disease in which the vehicle they choose to project an image of themselves as lovers of the great outdoors is the very thing killing it. While older or more mature drivers will turn the volume down when addressing an attendant, this common courtesy never occurs to the younger or less mature. They tend to simply stick their head further out of the vehicle window and yell louder. When there are five males in a car, all of an age or mentality where competition to ride shotgun is intense, it is always the kid seated in the middle of the back seat, or the ‘omega’ position relative to group status, to whom it first occurs that communication is failing. And it is he who will rise to the occasion and take action to bring about a solution by reaching over or between Slowly negotiating around a cement column, the Suburban’s left rear tire smashes an orange cone flat to the floor. The driver grips the steering wheel just below her chin. Her eyes dart, checking the ceiling height and side clearance, her head frantically pivoting side-toside and up-and-down. Encounter No. 1 Aware of the ordeal she had just put herself through, I smile, commenting, “Just what you need to come downtown in.” She smiles back effervescently. “Well. it makes people get out of your way.” So much for Still smiling, I ask. “What’s it get? About 10 miles to the gallon?” The driver, reflective, “It’s not that bad, really.” “Really! What’s it get?” Encounter No. 2 Pulling onto the floor, she smiles back as she watches me shaking my head as I watch her struggle into line. “You don’t look happy to see me,” she states. I reply, “Just what you need to come downtown in.” She laughs. “Well. it‘s mine and paid for. My I can’t help but laugh. Very serious, as she runs for the elevator, she says. “No, it really does. It takes $40 to fill it.” Like any other kind of undercover work, being an undercover motorcyclist can get mean and ugly. The following is not an entirely uncommon occurrence at my facility: Four gentlemen in an early ‘80s rolling wreck speed up the ramp, tires screeching, swerving right over the cones and into the exit lane. I take their ticket while the sound system blasts. “I think I bad! I think I mean! What I really got is low self-esteem” turned up to terminal thump. While they adjust their ill-fitting clothing and finish their joint, I lie on the floor and try to free the orange cone that is wedged under the oil pan. I suspect the driver is uninsured. For the most part, the canned people I deal with are mindless consumers, shopping for a life at 50% off. Believing they are what they purchase, they all have much more then they need, but far less then what they want. I think it’s what makes them so dangerous. Selfabsorbed and spoiled, they obliviously take two stalls with one car, block others in, walk off Original Drawing by John D’India husband has a Honda and it’s newer, but he’s afraid I’ll wreck it. My daughter drives a Jeep, but she won’t let me use it. You know,” she continues without pausing for breath, “some garages won’t let you park these”. As she hasn’t the time nor the inclination nor the aptitude to be enlightened as to how much damage sport utility vehicles cause in parking lots, I curtail my gut response. “So what’s it get to the gallon?” The Ute Yup snaps, “It‘s not that bad.” “Really?” I persist. “What is it?” “I don’t know, but it has a really big tank.’ with the keys, refuse to close a four-car-length gap in the line and jam both the up and down ramps because they happen to be closer to the elevator there. They’re the same ones you encounter on the road blocking intersections, not pulling to the forward pump and making a career of a simple right turn. There are some bright spots, though. Mary and Teri and Margie are regulars who work in the area. They’re ladies with loved ones who ride and they would never think to blow my cover. And there’s the broadside mama who seriously wheels a ‘65 Plymouth Sport Fury. There’s a nativity scene interspersed with Star Wars figures and a little plastic Shriner glued to the dash, but it’s the large Harley decal on the back window that identifies her true cult affiliation. At the end of every shift, I go to my locker and pull out my disguise. I slip on my leather jacket and with my notes safely concealed in its pocket, walk to the Red Dog Express where she leans, waiting faithfully on her stand. In accordance with my religion, I then practice the ritual donning of helmet and gloves. Throwing my leg over my motorcycle, I fire ‘er up and sit there for a moment in reverence of combustion. Then, twisting the throttle, I thank my swinging deity I can ride. John D’India was one of CityBike’s most-loved and popular columnists. He died in 2006—we miss you, John! Read some of his favorite stuff, lovingly and carefully edited by his daughter Maxine D’India Aeschelman, in the Kindle e-book The Best of John D’India, which you can find at amazon.com. March 2014 | 20 | CityBike.com Shop Stop: Zeitgeist The mural in the beer garden celebrates the life of Zeitgeist founder Hans Grahlmann, who was mysteriously murdered in 1998. you. But is it a great place to hang out with are gone, replaced friends and enjoy a few beers and talk about sturdy, clean with how hungry you eitgeist” is German for “Spirit old times? Absolutely. It’s a different crowd (if industrial) were. “Tamales?” of the Times,” but they should now, but it’s still the young and fearless his-andpermanent she’d offer; “Fuck have called it “Valhalla.” hers restrooms. It’s writing their own legends, even if they yeah!” you’d The medium-sized bar and plus-sized don’t do it with blood, gas and tire smoke. also smoke-free in say, fumbling in outside beer garden at Valencia and “It’s changed,” Eyeball the bartender told some areas. And your pockets for Duboce is one of the Mission’s most me. “But I love this bar...it’s my home. What despite the old ad a few wrinkled fabled dives, and one of CityBike’s oldest comes through the door is up to the City, copy, the beer is bills, receiving advertisers. But when I first started going cold and the women not us. You can’t control it.” handfuls of spicy there some 20 years ago, I thought I had were as interesting deliciousness you’d Zeitgeist, 199 Valencia Street San Francisco. 9amdied and gone to motorcycle heaven...at and friendly as I scarf down on a 2am daily, 21 and over. Cash only. zeitgeistsf.com, least after my buddies and I had emptied a makeshift napkin remember. There 415/255-7505. few pitchers. are 40 brews on plate with a tiny tap (with prices, plastic fork. You’d We would meet there after a Sunday ride, adjusting for go back to find your or maybe after Saturday race practice. inflation that are table and realize During the summer, that would give us the same or maybe that it didn’t really several hours of drinking time in the sunny even less than back matter where you (but grubby) beer garden. And even a club in The Day), local sat, as you knew racer could drink all day—at the time I Bouncer Joe has been holding up this wall for favorites as well as everybody there, think pitchers were four or five bucks and it 17 years and has seen it all. Be nice to him. tasty and potent so you’d wander was real beer, craft brews you’d never find European ales. The from table to table, in a grocery store, not the barely alcoholic barbecued burgers and brats taste good piss-water suburban corporate sports bars reliving rides and races with your fellow and service is...well, let’s call it efficient and two-wheeled warriors. pass off as beer. By the time you noticed attentive, if not exactly friendly. your sunburn and hunger, it was dark, you And then it would be midnight and the were drunk, and as if by magic, a nasally If the staff seems brisk, it’s because they’re craziness would really begin. Not in the Mexican accent called out, “Tamaaaales! bar—even then the bouncers were strict— there to work, not babysit. The bouncers— Tamaaaales!” there were three of them on hand on a slow but out on Valencia, where motorcycles winter Thursday night—will toss you out of every type and description blocked the You would get up, stagger to the portafor violating the laws of both San Francisco sidewalks on both sides of the street. A potties and then bump into the Tamale and Zeitgeist, but the main rule is don’t be a select crew of racers and no-goodThis is the earliest Zeitgeist ad we could find in niks began doing burnouts, wheelies dick...and you’ll get along fine. CityBike, from March of 1993. Apparently this and stoppies, and the crowd would go Is it still the wild Norse Legend it used was too inviting, as the current ad warns, “No outside to watch until the bar started to be? No, of course not, but neither are Motorcycles No Beer No Women Stay Away” shutting down, the air thick with tire smoke, spilled microbrew and the roars of San Francisco’s fastest, most Last Century’s Tire Change Prices colorful motorcyclists. If there is a Valhalla, it isn’t half as awesome as we remember the ‘Geist in the ‘90s. Words and Photos by Gabe Ets-Hokin Lady and realize “Z Get Your Bike Serviced in the Off Season 10% OFF Yes, that all happened. Since then we’ve had families, real jobs, sobriety, and plus we just can’t do that stuff anymore. And those of us who can still punish their middle-aged meat sacks like that say the bar is overrun with trendy hipsters and is no longer any fun. So last Thursday, I stuck my head into the ‘Geist to see how much had changed. Melinda “Big Red” Moore’s dual-sport hangs in a place of honor over the pinball machines. Not much...at least when it comes to the infrastructure, and all the changes are for the better, if you ask me. The smelly green portable toilets Parts & Labor Now through 3/31/14 Hours: Monday through Friday, 9 am - 6 pm 415-552-8115 | werkstattsf.com 3248 17th Street San Francisco, CA 94110 March 2014 | 21 | CityBike.com The Kind of Stuff You Reach for When You Fall maynard It’s the Arai I always wanted. This past summer, I had an opportunity to own a second Arai, a brand new off-road XD4 in my choice of color. HERSHON I could hardly believe my luck. I never in my heart expected that such a helmet would reach me. New Arais Stuff that works, stuf f that holds up The kind of stuf f you don’t hang on the wall Stuff that’s real, stuf f you feel The kind of stuf f you reach for when you fall —”Stuff That Works,” 2007, by Guy Clark and Rodney P artly because I’m a moto-media hotshot but mostly because an old friend of my wife’s is Arai’s U.S. nowretired marketing guy, every four or five years a new Arai helmet finds its way to me, not a minor blessing. Thanks, Rick! My first Arai was a Vector, a Phil Read Replica, a mostly black helmet with white checkerboard trim around the bottom. J. Crowell of whatever model and color do not grow on trees, as I am sure you have noticed. Faking confidence, I selected Diamante Red/White, the red not-so-different from the red of my Kawasaki. In the fullness of time, my XD4 arrived. I tried it on and went for several rides of various lengths wearing it. I found that it fit snugly but not quite uncomfortably, a proper fit for a new helmet. I enjoyed the huge window in the off-road style helmet and the unimpeded vision I had while wearing it. I appreciated the solid and secure way the shield felt in action, and that I could leave it open further than you’d expect for airflow...without wind currents rudely disturbing my vision. I found that at normal interstate speeds the helmet’s shape and prominent visor did not cause the XD4 to try to pry itself from my head. Eighty mph wind calmly flowed over and under the visor. I loved the XD4 but as I got used to it I realized that it had a fit problem—for me. back and clip it to the conveniently placed snap—so the excess strap will not whip in the wind, maddeningly slapping your neck and throat. When I wore the XD4, the D-ring area of the strap found a home between the helmet’s cheek pad and my jawbone. After a half hour or so, that part of the strap (the two D-rings and three layers of strap, plus the plastic snaps) felt as if it were digging into the bone. Painfully. I asked around at an Arai seller or two. None had heard of the problem. I wrote Rick, Tamar’s old friend back east. He said he’d never heard that complaint. I kept wearing the helmet, hoping that as it settled-in on my head, the strap might fit differently and hurt me less. No luck. So I again wrote Rick, expressing my frustration. He asked Arai’s Technical Service office to issue an order number. I put my helmet in a box and sent it to Pennsylvania. Days later I heard via email from Arai’s Technical Service people that my helmet had arrived there. They’d replaced the left-side strap with one from an XL-size XD4. We’re returning the helmet today, the email said. Three I could hardly believe my luck. I never in my heart expected that such a helmet would reach me. New Arais of whatever model and color do not grow on trees, as I am sure you have noticed From 3:14 Daily Valencia @ 25th 415-970-9670 I may be the only person who experiences this. I’ve read a few XD4 tests in various publications and not seen it mentioned. It’s like this: You put on the helmet. You thread the right-side strap through both D-rings and back between the D-rings. You pull the strap until the helmet is snug on your head. You take the end of the strap, fold it days later my helmet was back in Denver, problem solved, no charge. I feel sure that the same thing would’ve happened had I not been such a motomedia star. Once the service people at Arai had been alerted to the problem, neither my godlike status as a columnist in bike mags nor my wife’s old friendship would’ve mattered. March 2014 | 22 | CityBike.com I’m convinced that the Arai folks do not want you to have a problem with one of their products. They will go that extra distance to make sure you do not. You will not read about that sort of service in Arai ads, but when I needed the help, there it was. Maybe this is one of those situations where it paid to own one of the best, a premium item. I don’t know if that’s always true; I certainly haven’t owned that many items to which thousands of us aspire. I’m proud of the class gear I do own: my Held gloves, Daytona boots, Aerostich suits and Arai helmets. I feel sure that if I had a problem with any of the items just mentioned, help would be forthcoming. Arai has proven that to me. Aerostich has proven that to hundreds or thousands of us over the years. The nice folks at Helimot in Fremont California who sell Daytona products will not fail to help. Ordinarily when we buy extraordinary products at gasp-inducing cost, we don’t need after-sale help. The products, whatever they are, serve us well—better, we figure, than similar but more modestly priced items. Even so, some of us may wonder why we spent the extra money, especially if the benefits are not obvious. When I walk by the helmet area in my favorite accessory store, I see six or eight brands of gleaming new helmets, stickered with approvals from official-sounding testing outfits. Will one brand protect me better than the others? It’s hard to say, isn’t it? I figure that if a manufacturer has people in place to help you after your purchase, that manufacturer is set on making first-class products...and ensuring that you’re pleased with them long-term. I do know that if something happens, or when it does, I don’t want to feel I compromised on protective gear. What, so I can brag to the EMTs about the money I saved? HERTFELDER Accurate Observations T he other day I got a letter from an animal rights activist who doesn’t appreciate me using the term “monkey butt” because, he said, it’s demeaning to animals. I looked up de meaning of demeaning, and this fellow is accusing me of poking fun at animals. Well, I’ve looked at my monkey butt, backed up to a full length mirror, and I’ve looked at monkey butts at the zoo, and I feel it’s just an accurate observation. I would never want to be accused of trying to give ugly a bad name. crack and split when exposed to anything drier than a light rain. His worst month was February where, here in New Jersey, the combination of low humidity and hot air heat can pretty much dry out and demolish a Steinway piano in a matter of weeks. The skin on some of the more tender women turns into sandpaper despite I’ll go along with the animal rights folks but the slathering on of 10 to 40-weight dry-skin only until they get to chickens, beef cattle lotion. and pigs –especially pigs because I gnaw my way through one of these tasty critters Each winter Pizza Crust every month or so at breakfast. And I’m not uses so much Blistex looking forward to the day these activist ointment on his lips that folks branch out to include fish rights Neil Forsyth once advised because I consume at least half a school of him to buy the stuff in tuna each year for lunch, bedtime snacks a 55-gallon drum if he and other emergencies. could. However, in the spirit of compromise, I have changed the name of this columns’ main character from ‘Monkey Lips’ Molineaux to ‘Pizza Lips’ Molineaux, and I expect I’ll get some letters with large grease spots from Domino’s franchises. Personally, I felt it would pay to investigate having the Blistex piped directly to his house. One year, Molineaux and me took motorcycles into the pine woods after I’ve looked at my monkey butt, backed up to a full length mirror, and I’ve looked at monkey butts at the zoo, and I feel it’s just an accurate observation. Lighten up out there, folks. Hertfelder’s accurate observations are just my way of avoiding a lot of descriptive garbage. Basically, Molineaux’s mouth was similar to a largemouth bass’, and his lips would Valentine’s Day, which is a commercial venture that incited men to give watches to their womenfolk with love in their hearts and hope that it might help get them dinner at more or less the same time every evening, but preferably NOT when the national news is coming on radio. This was not a play ride; it was to reconfirm the exact turn-to turn mileages on a 26–mile section of our enduro. I rode the course with a bald rear tire on my Triumph, and when Woody totaled up my miles he came up with 83.5. All I did was to ask him if he noticed the red and blue varicose veins on one of those lovers looked a lot like a Rand McNally road map of Arizona. I wasn’t trying to be funny; it was just an accurate observation. Now, all you people with varicose veins feel you got hit with multiple demeans because you live in Arizona, the address follows. But please, no letter bombs. If you must send something that goes BANG send .22 LR RWS R50’s. For a copy of Ed’s latest book, 80.4 Finish Check, send $29.95 with suggested inscription to Ed Hertfelder, PO Box 17564, Tucson, AZ 85731. Also available on Amazon.com! We were just riding slowly along a narrow dirt road off Route 206 where we almost always come across a parked car or two where couples who have met at the nearby singles bar were cementing their relationship. Sure enough, there was a large high-dollar canvas-topped sedan parked in the center of the road. Pizza Lips went left and I went right. In the car were a pair of not-young heavyweights who had, apparently, cemented things to their mutual satisfaction and were attempting to mate. When we stopped for the next application of Blistex, Pizza Lips warned me that if I said anything to make him smile, which would split his lips open, he would kill me. The next thing I know Pizza Lips was leaning off to one side of his motorcycle trying to sop up the blood dripping down his chin with a Dunkin Donuts napkin before it ran into his helmet buckle because that can make it all sticky and hard to loop the strap into. Send us $14.99 + $5 for shipping and we’ll send you a shirt... really! Email us: [email protected] or mail a check. Let us know your shirt size (S-XXL) and shipping address* City Bike Magazine PO Box 10659 Oakland, CA 94610 [email protected] * if you have stress management issues, and allergic reactions to shellfish, 1 out of 7 doctors recommend wearing this shirt only under professional supervision. You Are Never Finished Learning! Motorcycle University Has Classes For Every Rider Beginner Rider Training Advanced Rider Training Track Days DIY Repair Classes Motorcycle University offers something for everyone. Click or Call today to schedule your training! MotorcycleUniversity.net 415-294-5005 March 2014 | 23 | CityBike.com Tankslapper QUESTION MAN There’s been talk of repealing California’s mandatory helmet law. What do you think? Dear Maynard, Great piece on the dangers of the streets (“Can I get an Amen?” January 2014). My personal method of defense is to take emotion completely out of the equation. I take for a fact that an inattentive car driver will be surprised by the sudden proximity of a motorcyclist and react in an unpredictable way. I found advice in an old Bultaco Metrella owner’s manual that said it best: “Drive as though you are invisible, but not indestructible.” Laws? I don’t pay attention to the law. My bike is silent and invisible. In any case, if the cops pull me over they usually pass out from the stench of bear repellant, which I mix in with my chain lube. No way! The helmet law doesn’t go far enough. In fact, we need to pass Carl “Count Chocula” Von Hammerstein, Tracy, mandatory gear laws as well. I always 2011 Rokon Electric with built-in duck blind. ride in full roadrace leathers underneath an Aerostich, underneath a Rukka, underneath an EOD explosives-protective suit made of steel mesh and asbestos. I feel safer wrapped up like a human Turducken even though I can’t move, see or hear. Well...helmets should be mandatory, but not full helmets—only half-helmets. And we get to pick which half. Alan “Half-a-Brain”Laparoscopy, Hayward, 1967 Crostini Biafra with sidecar. Linda “Boom-Boom” Pecorino, San Bruno, 2012 Honda Goldwing with airbags and ejection seat Best Regards, Peter Van Deusen Sharon Springs, New York Helmet laws aren’t fair—not everybody can wear a helmet, you know. What if your head is freakishly small or freakishly large, like a State Senator’s? Congratulations to the AMA’s Western States rep, Nick Harris, who correctly guessed the actual quote from last month’s “Question Man.” Nevada State Assemblywoman Maggie Carleton (D) described a “nightmare scenario” that would result if lane-splitting was legal in Nevada, with broken arms and “guts spattered all over my minivan.” Bernadette “Bernie” Cantata, Blackhawk, 1997 Yamaha FZR600 with 1988 FZR400 motor CAN YOU HELP ME? I CAN’T FIND MY HELMET! I PUT IT DOWN ON A BENCH IN U.N. PLAZA NEXT TO MY WALLET AND CELL PHONE AND IT’S NOT THERE ANYMORE. YOU DON’T THINK SOMEBODY TOOK IT, DO YOU? Mike “Happy Days” Schwartz, Lower Haight, 1991 Suzuki GS500E with single-cylinder conversion. Helmets? Oh, you like helmets? Let me show you my helmet. You will like my helmet. Kaspar “Kiss Me” Kleinburg, a tunnel near the S.F. Zoo, 2008 Ducati Desmosedici with full factory ice-racing kit. March 2014 | 24 | CityBike.com or use Paypal! [email protected] Cylinder Head Specialists In Business Since 1978 All Makes All Models All Years ENGINE DYNAMICS, LLC Phone 707-763-7519 Fax 707-763-3759 www.enginedynamics.com • Flow Bench Testing • Competition Valve Jobs • • Valve Seat & Guide Replacement • Race Prep • • Porting • Polishing • 2040 Petaluma Blvd. N.Petaluma, CA 94952 We fix anything on American V-Twin bikes 408-298-6800 75 Phelan Avenue, San Jose Open 7 Days a week ART NERD FOR HIRE SERIOUSLY. If you have a need for virtually any kind of printed work, give me a call. 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If the apparel you buy doesn’t fit, C’MON, YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT. ere at CityBike, we strongly believe that while the Internet is great entertainment, it’s a terrible place to buy stuff. Your Local Motorcycle Shop needs ! E B I R C SU BS Screw The Internet. Support your Local Motorcycle Shop. Marketplace CLASSIFIEDS CLUBS www.GroupRides.net GroupRides was created to be like what TV Guide has been for TV Programs. It is a calendar of group rides and moto events from many fine groups, clubs and organizations in Northern California, nicely put together for the riding community to use and enjoy. www.GroupRidesForum.net is the Forum and moto group where 1,400+ local riders enjoy the roads, the wind and the thunder of our motorcycles together. The San Jose Dons Motorcycle Club exists to Advocate motorcycling, promote good will between motorcyclists and the public, promote rider safety and protect the rights of riders. Put more simply, the Dons are a group of people who love riding motorcycles and come together to enjoy motorcycling, and each other’s company. All bikes are welcome! The San Jose Dons Motorcycle Club was formed in 1932, with the clubs colors of green and gold. The Dons are associated with the American Motorcycle Association (AMA). Club Meetings are held on the first and third Wednesday of each month, beginning at 7:30 PM. The last Wednesday of each month is reserved for “Putt Night” when a club member leads the group on a short destination run to a restaurant, or other point of interest. Come check us out. sanjosedons. com Nor Cal Ducati DOC DEALERS Antique Motorcycle Club of America Yerba Buena Chapter of the Antique Motorcycle Club of America Motorcycle Enthusiasts dedicated to the preservation, restoration, and operation of antique motorcycles. To join or view more information about our club, visit us at www.yerbabuenaamca.org We are a group of enthusiasts who share a passion for the Ducati brand. We conduct weekly Ducati Bike Night dinner events throughout the greater San Francisco bay area, the yearly La Ducati Day local charity event in La Honda, track days, destination rides, and tech days. https://www.facebook. com/groups/norcalducatidoc/ Addiction Motors Bay Area Moto Group Ride with other local sport bike riders in the Bay Area. • Mostly sport bikes • Routes go to ALL parts of the bay area and focus on the “twisty’s” • We set a quick pace and newbies may get left behind ;) • Group riding experience is highly recommended, as is proper riding gear • We also do track days, drag races, motorcycle camping, and attend motorcycle racing events http://www.meetup.com/BayAreaMotoGroup/ Bay Area Sidecar Enthusiasts (BASE) •Whatdoesyourdogthinkaboutmotorcycling?(A: Hard to tell without a sidecar!) •Everdrivenintrafficwithafakemachine-gunmounted to your rig? •Wanttoknowhowto“flythechair”? •Maybejustwanttofindoutwhatit’sliketobea“sidecar monkey” for a day by catching a ride with us? We are a facebook-based group in the SF Bay Area filled with sidecars and the people who love them, and we’d be happy to meet you. Email [email protected] for more information. BSA Owners Club The BSA Owners’ Club of Northern California was formed to promote the preservation and enjoyment of the motorcycles produced by the Birmingham Small Arms Company in England. Founded in 1985, the Club now has over 500 members, and has produced the monthly newsletter, The Bulletin, since the Club’s inception. Rides and activities are scheduled each month in addition to two major activities: The Clubman’s All British Weekend in the spring, and the Northern California All British Ride in the fall. Membership is open to all BSA enthusiasts. For more information: www.bsaocnc.org Classic Japanese Motorcycle Club The Classic Japanese Motorcycle Club is dedicated to the celebration and preservation of the Classic and Vintage Japanese motorcycle. We have rides, meets, shows, swaps and can help you find and sell parts, bikes and motorcycle-related services. Members make the club function! www.CJMC.org. Exciting women-only motorcycle group in the SF Bay Area. For more info visit www.curveunit.com The Ducati Vintage Club The Ducati Vintage Club was founded to assist vintage Ducati MC (1987 and older) owners with information and resources to preserve, resurrect and bring these MC’s back to the road! Owners and enthusiasts are welcome to join. We meet once monthly at the Ducati Bike Night event and we sponsor the annual European Motorcycle Show and Swap held in March at the Santa Clara County Fairgrounds, the La Ducati Day Concorso held in LaHonda each October and more. Visit us at www.ducativintageclub.com The Northern California Norton Owners’ Club (NCNOC) is dedicated to the preservation and enjoyment of the Norton motorcycle. Membership is open to all British Motorcycle enthusiasts and is currently $25 per year, you can join online. Our monthly rides, meetings and tech session and events are open to all members and guests see our web site calendar at www.nortonclub.com. Now celebrating our 40th year! OMC The Oakland Motorcycle Club is the fourth-oldest club in the nation and celebrated 100 years of continuous operation in 2007. The OMC is dedicated to supporting the sport of motorcycle riding. We are a diverse group of male and female riders with a wide variety of motorcycles, including street, dirt, and dualsport bikes. We sponsor and organize the following annual events to which all riders are invited: Sheetiron 300 Dualsport, held in May; Three Bridge Poker Run, held in July; Jackhammer Enduro, held in October. Regular club meetings are held every Wednesday at 8:00 p.m. Guests are welcome. 742 – 45th Avenue, Oakland. (510) 534-6222. www. oaklandmc.org. Addiction Motors is a motorcycle cooperative in Emeryville that consigns people’s motorcycles for sale and displays them inside the shop where people can come look at them during the 7-day-a-week shop hours - anytime! We are happy to floor YOUR used, loved motorcycle for you. Please call to discuss or better yet, stop by and see what we’re up to first! We have recently expanded into accessories and gear in addition to the five independent, full time mechanics that keep shop in our space (that’s why we call it a collective). Current inventory when CityBike went to press was: Year Make Model Asking Price Miles 2008 Aprilia Scarabeo $2,400 1973 BMW R60/5 $4,800 24,870 2002 BMW R1150RT $5,700 28,946 2009 BMW F650GS $10,600 10,100 2000 Ducati Monster 900 $3,650 24,202 2002 Ducati ST4S $6,200 31,070 2003 Ducati 999 $7,500 7,125 2007 Ducati Monster 695 $5,500 15,292 1992 Harley-Davidson Sportster 882 $4,500 3,616 1993 Harley-Davidson Dyna Wide Glide $7,500 36,795 1996 Harley-Davidson Softtail Custom $9,000 17,571 1974 Honda MR50 Elsinore $1,200 N/A 1976 Honda CB400/4 SS $3,300 19,453 1977 Honda CB400/4 SS $3,000 31,358 1986 Honda Shadow VT1100 $2,100 48,313 1994 Honda CB250 Nighthawk $2,400 15,167 2001 Honda CBR600F4i $3,300 36,862 2002 Honda NSR/250MC28 $7,500 N/A 2004 Honda CBR600F4i $4,500 20,757 2007 Suzuki GSX-R1000 $7,800 20,737 2008 Triumph Sprint ST $7,700 23,774 1979 Vespa P200 $2,400 11,136 2003 Yamaha XVS 650 Vstar $4,500 5,223 2007 Yamaha R1 $6,000 30,122 2008 Yamaha WR250R $3,699 5,054 Port Stockton MC COME RIDE WITH US! -We are a friend and family oriented historical club of motorcycle enthusiasts. -Any make, model or style of bike is welcome. -All are invited to join us on our rides, visit our weekly meetings or become a new member. For more information: E-mail us at portstocktonmc@ webtv.net, or visit our website at portstocktonmc.com The Richmond Ramblers The Richmond Ramblers Motorcycle Club was established in 1944. We are chartered with the American Motorcycle Association/District 36. Our clubhouse is situated at the foot of the famous but now defunct off-road riding hills in Point Richmond. Our club exists to promote the sport and recreation of motorcycle riding. Our membership reflects a diverse interest in motorcycling but our club has a long tradition of off-road competition. Annually, we host a street ride/poker run in October and a Family Enduro in the Mendocino National forest in November. Meetings are held on the first and third Thursdays of each month at 7:00 p.m. Visitors are welcome and we invite you to come by. 818 Dornan Drive, Point Richmond, CA 94801 WWW. RRMC.CC San Francisco Motorcycle Club San Francisco Motorcycle Club, Inc., established 1904, is the second oldest motorcycle club in the country! Our business meetings are Thursday nights at 8:30pm, and guests are always welcome. Our clubhouse is filled with motorcycling history from the last century, a pool table, foosball and pinball games, and people who currently enjoy motorcycles, dirt riding, racing, touring, riding and wrenching. Check our website for events such as club rides, socials and events, and come visit us, no matter what bike you ride! San Francisco Motorcycle Clubhouse is located at 2194 Folsom St, @ 18th St in San Francisco. www.sf-mc.org 415-863-1930 J&M Motorsports 1931 Old Middlefield Way #201 Mountain View www.jm-ms.com 650-386-1440 Good-used-motorcycle/Fair-price specialists—Sportbikes, Cruisers, & Dirt Bikes We are a licensed operation run by two brothers who love motorcycles and specialize in newer, low-mile, affordable bikes that are worth owning. We have in-house financing and a wide variety of bikes all in one place. Looking for your first bike? Your 10th? Come by and see why people like us: Easy to deal with and we really enjoy our work. J&M is not a giant dealership. When you call or visit, you’re talking directly with the owner. Come by and take a look! Open Tues-Sat - Closed Sunday We buy (nice) used bikes. Trade-ins and consignments are almost always welcome. $3,495 2008 Buell Blast 500 2,885 Miles $8,995 2012 Ducati Hypermotard 796 1,867 Miles $7,495 2008 Honda CBR1000RR 10,453 Miles $3,995 2012 Honda CBR250RR 3,545 Miles $3,995 2011 Honda CBR250RR ABS 4,824 Miles $5,995 2006 Honda CBR600RR 9,749 Miles $6,995 2007 Honda CBR600RR 10,042 Miles $6,495 2007 Honda CBR600RR 15,520 Miles $7,495 2008 Honda CBR600RR 9,988 Miles $5,995 2003 Honda CBR954RR 8,990 Miles $2,995 2007 Honda CMX250 Rebel 2,092 Miles $2,295 2000 Honda CMX250 Rebel 7,995 Miles $3,195 2008 Honda CRF 250R $4,295 2011 Honda CRF250 $4,495 2012 Honda CRF250R $3,995 2010 Honda CRF250R $1,995 2008 Honda NPS50S Ruckus Scooter 6,792 Miles $2,995 2002 Honda VT1100 Spirit 14,642 Miles $5,995 2007 Honda VTX1300S 11,374 Miles $1,495 2003 Honda XR100 $5,495 2009 Kawasaki ER-6N 5,009 Miles $3,495 2012 Kawasaki EX250 Ninja 9,080 Miles $3,995 2006 Kawasaki EX650 Ninja 5,957 Miles $6,495 2007 Kawasaki ZX-10R Ninja 15,215 Miles $6,495 2009 Kawasaki ZX-6R Ninja 12,217 Miles $3,995 2003 Kawasaki ZX12R Ninja 10,159 Miles $5,995 2007 Suzuki GSXR 600 13,360 Miles $5,995 2005 Suzuki GSXR 600 785 Miles $5,995 2006 Suzuki GSXR 1000 11,730 Miles $9,995 2011 Suzuki GSXR 1000 2,927 Miles $6,495 2007 Suzuki GSXR 750 9,503 Miles $5,995 2006 Suzuki GSXR 1000 15,515 Miles March 2014 | 26 | CityBike.com $2,995 2009 Suzuki GZ 250 580 Miles $5,495 2005 Suzuki SV650S 6,271 Miles $4,795 2008 Suzuki VL800 7,924 Miles $5,495 2013 Suzuki DR650 2,189 Miles $5,995 2009 Yamaha FZ6R 4,043 Miles $5,995 2012 Yamaha FZ6R 5,564 Miles $1,995 2008 Yamaha TTR125LE $2,995 2007 Yamaha XT 225 4,983 Miles $7,495 2007 Yamaha XV1900 Roadliner 11,535 Miles $8,995 2006 Yamaha XVZ13TF Venture 2,006 Miles $2,595 2007 Yamaha YZ 250F $4,495 2006 Yamaha YZF 600R 2,186 Miles $2,995 2005 Yamaha YZF 600R 16,236 Miles $7,995 2008 Yamaha YZF R1 15,251 Miles $7,495 2007 Yamaha YZF R1 10,939 Miles $7,495 2007 Yamaha YZF R1 15,562 Miles $6,495 2007 Yamaha YZF R6 10,408 Miles $7,995 2010 Yamaha YZF R6 2,385 Miles $7,495 2009 Yamaha YZF R6 Raven 5,931 Miles $31,995 2008 Ford F250 4X4 Lariat 94,895 Miles $23,995 2005 Chevrolet Duramax Diesel 4X4 LT 112,784 Miles Trades are always welcome. We’ll buy your bike or take it on consignment. Warranties soon to be on the menu. Parts & Accessories in stock. We offer financing through multiple sources to qualified applicants. Discounted no-obligation insurance quotes available for your scooter! Our History: Ride-On-Motorcycles was founded by two motorcycle enthusiasts and riding buddies, David and Steve in 2009. Both David and Steve spent time together at Harley-Davidson of Vallejo until the Dealership sold in 2008, the new owners let the management team go so David and Steve partnered up to start a new shop offering a wide variety of brands in a warm friendly family environment. About Steve Steve is known in the motorcycle community as “Hollywood” Steve, a handle that was given to him over a decade ago by riding friends that would patiently wait for him as he got ready to leave on rides. In his younger years Steve was influenced by the movie “Easy Rider”. After seeing the flick he purchased his first motorcycle the very next day. Steve has been an avid rider now for more than 40 years. Steve held many positions in every department of a leading Northern California Harley-Davidson dealership. As Sales Manager he learned the value of offering quality motorcycles at a fair price. As Business/ Finance Manager it was important that the financing and warranties were of the best value. The purchase experience needs to be hassle free and a pleasure. He knows that the success of the business is a total commitment to satisfy every customer’s need while fulfilling their dreams to ride at Ride-On-Motorcycles. About David David’s entry into the motorcycle industry was more from necessity than pleasure. Seemed like a good career choice. David began working in the industry in 1981 and purchased his first motorcycle to commute to work that year. His work experience includes managerial duties in parts and accessory, purchasing and sales of motorcycles, and servicing motorcycles. His passion for riding grew for 20 years before finally heightening in 2007 with Steve and David’s first road trip together, the epic ride to Daytona Beach for Bike Week. This was the foundation for the passion that has grown ever sense. David’s primary goal at this point in his career is to carry the message to others regarding the joys of the motorcycle world. Mission Motorcycles 12007 $8995 2005 Ducati Multistrada DS1000S Red 43443 mi 12025 $2995 2003 Kawasaki Vulcan VN750A Red/Grey 24428 mi 12068 $3495 2006 Suzuki Boulevard S50 (VS800) BLK 16677 mi 12069 $6995 2012 Suzuki Boulevard C50T (VL800T) BLK/ RED 8781 mi 12073 $2595 2003 Kawasaki Vulcan EN500C Black 9388 mi 13001 $2995 1984 Honda V65 Magna VF1100C Red 34888 mi 13006 $6995 1997 Harley Davidsoin FXD Dyna White 26226 mi 13020 $2795 2009 Yamaha Star XV250 Purple 1574 mi 13023 $8495 1998 Harley-Davidson FLSTC Softail Purple 44172 mi 13025 $2795 2007 Kawasaki Ninja EX250-F Grey 1946 mi 13026 $6495 2005 Yamaha Royal Star XVZ1300 Black/ Green 48077 mi 13027 $13995 2007 Harley-Davidson FLHX/FLTRI Roadglide Black 92243 mi 13030 $19995 2010 Harley-Davidson FLTR Road Glide Black 12103 mi 14001 $18995 1999 Harley-Davidson FLTRi / TRIKE Black 38325 mi 14002 $6995 2007 Suzuki GSXR1000 Blk/Org 17391 mi 14005 $4495 2004 Harley-Davidson XL883C Sportster Custom Orange 14086 mi 14006 $7995 2003 Harley-Davidson FXDWG Wide Glide Gunmetal 23327 mi 12072 $1895 1981 Yamaha XJ650 Maxim Silver 45941 mi 13029 $2995 1996 Triumph Trophy Green 49903 mi 13006 2000 Suzuki GSX-R600 Black 25153 6232 Mission Street Daly City, CA 94014 (650) 992-1234 www.missionmotorcycles.com Mission Motorcycles is a dealership for new Honda, Kawasaki, Suzuki, Yamaha motorcycles, ATVs, scooters and dirt bikes and the Zero electric motorcycles. Our factory– trained technicians can keep your machine in top-top, running condition. Lots of helmets, gloves and other riding apparel in stock. NEW BIKE SPECIALS 2014 models are arriving! New 2014 Zero S ZF11.4 and the new, faster Zero SR ZF11.4 now in stock. 2014 Kawasaki Ninja 300 and new Z1000 available now. 2014 STAR (by Yamaha) Bolt is back in stock in both standard model and R-spec model. 2014 Honda 500’s are here, the CBR500R, the CB500F and the CB500X. Dual sport?...The 2014 Honda CRF250L is available. 2014 Suzuki VStrom 650 just arrived. Come in and see our remaining 2012 and 2013 models and check for big savings! PRE-OWNED VEHICLES 2012 Yamaha Super Tenere Blue with yellow decals, all stock equipment and only 3,974 miles. Stock # U1209 Price drop! Now $11,000 2012 Kawasaki Ninja 1000 Green and black. Has heated grips! Comes with Two Brothers slip-ons (installed) and stock mufflers . Very low mileage, 1336 miles! Very good condition. Stock# C504 Price drop $8299 2011 Kawasaki Vaquero Red. 1700cc bagger, cruiser with front fairing and audio system. 28,137miles Stock# U1245, $10,999 2010 Honda NT700V Burgundy Red mid-size sporty-tourer with side storage compartments. 7754 miles! Stock# C502 $6899 2009 Yamaha Zuma 125 Yellow and black, 125cc scooter. Top box included! Rugged and fun scooter! Only 79 miles! Stock# C505 $2599. 2009 Yamaha YZ450F White with black & red decals. Fresh tires, new fork seals, and ready to ride! Stock# U1195, Price drop! Now $2999 2007 KTM 690SM Orange and black, in great condition, customized with Akrapovic exhaust and some other extras. 7233 miles, Stock # C501, $7099. 2007 Yamaha Majesty Blue. 400cc freeway legal scooter. V-Belt Automatic. 7458 miles Stock# U1246 $2999 2000 Suzuki Savage 650 Yellow and black. SOLD AS IS. Needs a new cam chain tensioner. SOLD AS IS. 17,022 miles. Stock# U1241 only $899! 1998 BMW R1100GS red and white. The classic adventure bike. Comes with a Givi top box and mounts for side boxes, Touratech handguards, engine guards, headlight guard & tall windscreen. 80,810 miles Stock # U1250 $4999 1987 Honda Elite 250 Maroon, with tall windshield. Still going strong with only 4650 miles! Stock # U1233, Price Drop $1999. Prices do not include government fees, freight charges, dealer surcharges(new vehicles only), taxes, electronic document fees, dealer document preparation charges or any finance charges (if applicable). Final actual sales prices will vary depending on options or accessories selected. Check out and compare our bikes online at www.missionmotorcycles.com! Ride On Motorcycles 707-647-RIDE (7433) Ride-On-Motorcycles.com 1416 Sonoma Blvd Vallejo CA 94590 [email protected] [email protected] Welcome to Ride-On-Motorcycles! MONTHLY SPECIALS ICON Alliance helmets:20% off Sport Bike Tire Sale: All Continentals = 25% off our low price Buy 2 Tires + Installation: GET A FREE OIL CHANGE HD Owners: Big Bore Kit - $995.00 installed Our friendly associates will help you find the Motorcycle you want at a price you can afford. Our years of experience and commitment to quality have earned us loyal customers throughout the Ride-On-Motorcycles metro area. Women riders are always welcome and yes, we listen to what you want. We are an Authorized Dealer for Cleveland CycleWerks offering brand new quality, affordable production motorcycles. The Misfit is a full suspension “Café” styled bike that can fit 2 passengers comfortably. The Heist is a “Bobber” styled bike that will turn heads with lots of cool features. Our experienced buyers select only the best values from trade-ins, overstocked inventory and private party purchases. We stand by every motorcycle we sell. Due to our low overhead, we can pass incredible savings along to you. We specialize in satisfying all our customers’ needs with your powersports purchase. From what you want and keeping within your budget, we will walk you through the entire process. We promise a hassle-free experience! Every motorcycle we sell gets a service and has passed a comprehensive 38 point inspection performed by our knowledgeable staff. One-stop shopping! We sell and service most makes and models. Including Harley-Davidson, Honda, Yamaha, Suzuki, and Kawasaki to mention a few. SF MOTO 275 8th Street at the corner of Folsom San Francisco - 415 255 3132 www.sfmoto.com USED INVENTORY - All used motorcycles at sf moto come with a 3 month warranty. We thoroughly go through our used inventory: - If we find brakes to be worn over 60%, new pads are installed - If we find tires to be worn beyond 60%, new tires are installed - If chain & sprockets are worn beyond 60%, we install new chain & sprockets. ---- APRILIA ---Scarabeo 200 scooter, red, 2686 miles, $2998 SMV750 Dorsoduro, 2009, 3782 miles, $7498 ---- BMW ---G650GS Sertao, 2012, 763 Miles, White, $8998 ---- DUCATI ---DUCATI Monster 695, 2007, 4158 miles, black, call for price Hypermotard 1100 EVO, 2010, 1610 Miles, Red, $12998 ---- HONDA ---CBR600RR, 2010, orange red, 6979 miles, $9998 Shadow VLX VT600, 2007, blue, 7713 miles, $4998 CBR600F4i, yellow, 13501 miles, $5498 CB1000, 2012, black, 1096 miles, $9998 CBR600RR, 2009, white, 3223 miles, $9498 CBR600RR, 2009, black, 1621 miles, $8498 PCX 150, 2013, red, 1017 miles, $3298 PCX 150, 2013, red, 1670 miles, $2998 PCX 150, 2013, white, 1104 miles, $2498 Shadow 750RS, 2013, 3467 miles, $6498 ---- HUSQVARNA ---Sold out! Please check back with us soon! ---- KAWASAKI ---Concours 14 ZG1400, 148 miles, silver, $8998 KLX250, 2012, Green, 1313 miles, $3998 Ninja EX300, Green, ABS 2013, 312 miles, $5298 Ninja 650R, 2011, 2547 miles, orange, $6898 Ninja 650R, 2012, 346 miles, red, $7198 Ninja 650R, 2011, 3482 miles, black, $5998 Ninja Z1000, 2007, 20281 miles, black, $5998 Ninja ZX6-R, Black, 2349 miles, $7998 Ninja ZX6-R, Green, 155 miles, $7998 Vulcan 900, 2011, 805 miles, Black, $7298 Vulcan 900, 2010, 1648 miles, Blue, $6498 ---- KYMCO ---Kymco Like 200i, 2013, 1183 Miles, beige, $2498 Kymco Xciting R ABS, 2008, 4739 Miles, white, $4498 ---- PIAGGIO ---Fly 50, 2010, 608 miles, silver, - $1998 Fly 150, 2009, 1943 miles, silver, Call for price ----SUZUKI ---Boulevard S40, 2001, 8968 miles, blue, $3998 Boulevard S40, 2006, 4540, red, $4698 Boulevard S40, 2012, 480 miles, Orange, $4498 Burgman 400, 2012, 526 miles, silver, $4998 DR200, 2009, 667 miles, black, $2998 DRZ-400, 2009, 535 miles, white, $5998 GSXM650F, 2009, 7249 miles, orange, $5998 GSXR750, 2012, 472 miles, blue, $8998 GSX1250FA, 2011, 3197 miles, black, $8998 GSX750F, 2001, 1042 miles, silver, $3498 SV650S, 2007, 9803 miles, red, $5998 SV650, 2007, 8816 miles, blue, $5498 V-Strom DL1000, 2012, 4845 miles, black, $9498 V-Strom DL650, 2011, 5748 miles, white, $7498 ---- SYM ---Citycom 300i, 2009, 1875 miles, red, $3498 ----TRIUMPH ---Bonneville America, 2010, 5959 miles, blue, $7498 Bonneville T100, 2010, 9278 miles, black, $7998 Daytona 675, 2008, 6420 miles, blue, $7498 Tiger Explorer, 2012, 1110 miles, blue, $14998 ----VESPA ---LX150, 2009, 1334 miles, blue, $3498 GT200, 2005, 3153 miles, green, $3498 GL150, 1964, 8540 miles, white, $4698 ----YAMAHA ---YZFR6, 2013, 424 miles, blue, $6498 YZFR6, 2012, 2585 miles, blue, $9998 YZFR6, 2008, 7718 miles, silver, $8298 YZFR6, 2005, 9667 miles, black, $5998 FZ1, 2005, 10670 miles, blue - $5298 FZ1, 2008, 12732 miles, red, $7498 FZ8, 2011, 9889 miles, black, $7498 FZ8, 2012, 744 miles, black, $8198 FZ8, 2013, 456 miles, black, $7998 V-Star 950, 5028 miles, blue, $6998 NEW INVENTORY ---SYM---- All SYM bikes come with a 2 year factory warranty -SYM Mio 50 scooter, 2013, NEW, black - $1998 SYM Citycom 300i scooter, 2009, NEW, red or blue - $3999 SYM Fiddle II 125 scooter, 2013, NEW, sand, blue, black, red, white - $2295 SYM HD200 scooter, 2013, NEW, Yellow, Orange, Black, Red, Gunmetal - $3495 SYM Symba (aka Honda Cub), 2013, NEW, blue, red, black - $2349 SYM Wolf (aka Honda CB150), 2013, NEW, Tricolor, red, green, black, white - $2995 --- LANCE POWERSPORTS --Lance PCH 150, 2014, green, red or grey, $2199 Lance Cali Classic, 2013, red, blue, white or beige, - $1899 Lance Havana Classic, 2013, black, white, blue, beige, red - $1899 Lance PCH125, 2013, orange, yellow, red, black, white, $1899 USED MOTORCYCLES: CityBike Classifieds Motorcycle University Anyone can ride! Everyone can ride better. Beginner: use our bike and gear to learn to ride. Advanced: have 3000 miles and a year or more of experience? These sessions will transform how you relate to your bike: body position, line selection, throttle control, aggressive braking, and how to tune your suspension. Track days: no texting drivers, no radar-operated revenue generation, no cross streets, and everyone is going the same direction. Three skill levels that include instruction and plenty of time on track. Fix Your Moto: classes on topics ranging in complexity from oil changes and tire installation to engine rebuilding and suspension modification. Literally something for everyone. Call or Click today to schedule your classes!! MotorcycleUniversity.net 415-294-5005 Since 1956 Knucklehead Panhead Iron Sportster Shovelhead Evolution Twin Cam Multi Valve 450cc and up Cyl. boring on H.D. only 21050 Mission Blvd. Hayward, 94541 (510) 581-5315 Name: Address: Introducing Marin Moto Works! Aprilia, KTM, and BMW Service and Repair Located at 44 Harbor street, San Rafael Open Monday-Saturday 10am-6pm (415) 454-RIDE !Two New Classes!: Knee-Down 10/5/13 <-> Wheelie Course 10/6/13. w/ Programs for Street & Track Riding. Advanced Riding School Group or Real 1on1 www.superbike-coach.com - 916.712.1817 PARTS AND SERVICE Michael’s Motorsports BMW Motorcycle Service, Repair, Restoration Air heads, Oil Heads, Hex heads, K Bikes, F Bikes 880 Piner Rd. Ste 46 Santa Rosa, CA 95403 (707) 575-4132 ‘89 Yamaha XT350 Dualsport, x-condition, 6.5k miles, Mendocino. $1950 707/962-0379, pls. lv. msg ‘92 BMW R100R, 76,000 highway miles. Good condition, bags, shield (not fairing) All receipts. $4000/best offer. (415) 846-4281. 2003 TRIUMPH SPRINT ST: ONE OWNER (GARAGED) 1300 MILES, GREEN METALLIC, MANY FACTORY ACCESSORIES INC. THREE FACTORY BAGS, WELL MAINTAINED, FACTORY ALARM,ETC.$3000 CALL 707-865-1184 (MONTE RIO) 02 Honda RC51 SP2 2002 Honda RC51 SP2. 6.9K mi. 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FINE DINING MOTO GIO ADVANCED CYCLE SERVICE *Motorcycle Service and Repair* • Tires • Service •Insurance estimates Monthly bike storage available Come check us out 1135 Old Bayshore Hwy San Jose, CA 95112 (408) 299-0508 [email protected] — www.advcycles.com DUCATI SUZUKI KAWASAKI YAMAHA Motorcycle Performance Parts, Accessories, Services. Low price on Tires!!! We will PRICE MATCH with any store. Phone : 408-298-8887 1391 N. 10th St San Jose CA 95112 Email: [email protected] www.motogio.com Please mention this ad and you will receive an additional 5% off on your purchase. MOTO TIRE GUY 1979 Triumph T-140D, now TR-7, Sixties baloney mufflers/ side covers. New Nikisil piston/cylinders. 2 Tanks. Superior filtration system. Original parts + Books. Bo 510-409-5329. $1800 Malaguti F12 LC Phantom Foggy Replica Limited Edition Scooter. Official Pit Bike of Ducati Race Teams. 70cc Kit (carb, cylinder, clutch, variator, exhaust) oil-injector removed, requires pre-mix. 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HELP WANTED Addiction Motors Immediate Opening for a Motorcycle Technician for an Exciting Bay Area Motorcycle Concept Addiction Motors has an immediate opening for a motorcycle technician that will not only work in our shop, they will own their own business! Opening a shop on your own can be a daunting task when you have to think about bookkeeping, advertising, reception, ordering parts, invoicing and billing when all you really want to do is work on motorcycles. We take care of all that business for which you don’t have the skills or interest and let you spend your time doing exactly what you do best: fixing and maintaining motorcycles. We offer a secure, professional environment in a high tech Emeryville facility with the following amenities: Motorcycle Lifts Inventory and parts ordering Bookkeeping including accounts payable, accounts receivable and collections Your own personal page on our website Advertising and Marketing Support High Speed Internet and Phone Services All you need to provide is a small investment and your tools! Addiction Motors has 1 opening for an experienced technician. We’re looking for expertise with a variety of bike brands and are asking for the following minimum qualifications to ensure a high quality environment: 3-5 years working in the field of motorcycle repair Certification from a educational institute in your given specialty Dedication, commitment and drive to succeed! If this sounds like you, please send your resume to [email protected] - we look forward to hearing from you! VP Racing We seek an experienced, mature motorcycle technician for a temporary position at our company. This gig could lead to a permanent position‚Äîmuch depends on the results that are achieved and the success of our working relationship. We are a fully equipped racing and restoration shop for vintage racing cars, and we have a small (approximately 30 bikes) but interesting motorcycle collection. These include Aprilia, Benelli, Bimota, Moto Guzzi, Ducati, MV Agusta, Aeromacchi, Kawasaki, Honda and a few others. The bikes range from the late 1960‚Äôs to 2014. All the bikes run, drive, and are good to excellent condition. However, many of them have a number of items that need to be addressed. I need a motorcycle tech who understands bikes well, and can sort out the bikes that need sorting. The bikes are stored at our facility, and you will have just about anything you would need at your disposal. You will have your own work space at our shop and you will need your own hand tools. Ideally this is a position for a mature tech with experience that goes back a number of years. If all you have ever worked on is late-model, fuel injected bikes, this is probably not a good fit. On the other hand, if you have been working on bikes for years, and would like a gig that rewards quality and craftsmanship over production, we should talk. We have a full time parts department to help procure and provide the things you might need. The time and schedule can be somewhat negotiable, but this should be at least a 24 hour (3 days) per week gig. This endeavor is properly funded, and we intend to see it through to a logical conclusion‚ you will have the resources you need to get things done. Each bike will have a detailed work order of tasks to complete. An assistant can be provided to work with your direction for cleaning, detailing, etc. Please send a resume or summary of your experience via email to [email protected], and please include your compensation expectations. We are prepared to begin immediately and the first phase of this project should take 2 or 3 months. We can discuss further opportunities as we move along this project. DuffyDuzz Promotions State: Zip: EVENT SERVICES ANNOUNCING: “DUFFYDUZZ Promotions” If you’re planning a M/C event of any sort, whether an Open House, a Special Sale Event, a Competition Event or even a Rally, a “pleasant but not pushy” voice (and your choice of music) can make a huge difference in the excitement and remembrance of your event. Have P.A. / Will Travel... I have been “The Voice” of Ducati Island at Moto G.P. (‘98 - ‘06) the Wilseyville Hare Scrambles (‘98 - ‘12) ...Most recently; La Ducati Day, La Honda, MOTORAMA Car Show, Lafayette, sub’ Announcer at Continental Sports Car Challenge Laguna Seca, Santa Rosa flattrack for Circle Bell Motorsports... and more... References and resume available. 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I can produce auctions with 20+ large format, gorgeous, high quality pictures with my dealer account and pro-grade camera. Dr. Hannibal Lechter reminds us that “we covet what we see.” Let me show people what you have and why they should pay top dollar for it! Interested in larger lots of identifiable, good-quality motorcycle and car parts to buy as well. [email protected] or 415/699-8760. SELL YER STUFF IN CITYBIKE! Yes, you can do that—it’s easy. Easier than calling your grandson, having him post a Craigslist ad, then ask you for $20, which you wind up giving him because you decided to go riding instead of going to his high school graduation and you feel guilty. We here at CityBike understand your guilt feelings, so we will run your ad (25 words or less, please) ‘till sold for just $15. Add $25 bucks to run a photo of your ride so people believe you’re really selling something and not just lonely. Subscribers get a free ad every month! Maybe you should subscribe, eh cheapskate? 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On all New 2013 and Prior Year KYMCO Scooters, ATVs and Side x Sides Purchased and Registered Beginning February 1, 2014 for a Limited Time at Participating KYMCO USA Dealers Only. --PLUS-- FOR 36 MONTHS FOR % QUALIFIED BUYERS APR *AS LOW AS 1.9 CHICO MOTORSPORTS 1538 PARK AVENUE CHICO, CA 95928 530-345-5247 R&M ENTERPRISES 1905C ARNOLD INDUSTRIAL WAY CONCORD, CA 94520 925-798-4360 ROCKRIDGE TWO WHEELS 5291 COLLEGE AVENUE OAKLAND, CA 94618 510-594-0789 PAYMENTS AS LOW AS $59/Month CYCLE WEST 1375 INDUSTRIAL AVENUE PETALUMA, CA 94952 707-769-5242 CAPITAL YAMAHA KYMCO 4622 AUBURN BLVD SACRAMENTO, CA 95841 916-485-9200 SCOOTER CITY 614 16TH STREET SACRAMENTO, CA 95814 916-448-6422 SCUDERIA WEST 69 DUBOCE STREET SAN FRANCISCO, CA 94103 415-621-7223 SAN JOSE MOTORSPORT 1886 WEST SAN CARLOS ST SAN JOSE, CA 95128 408-295-0205 VERACOM MITSUBISHI 790 NORTH SAN MATEO DR SAN MATEO, CA 94401 650-340-7199 Choose Your Own Path SEE YOUR LOCAL KYMCO DEALER FOR DETAILS REVOLUTION MOTO 307 D STREET SANTA ROSA, CA 95404 707-523-2371 TRACY MOTORSPORTS 3255 AUTO PLAZA WAY TRACY, CA 95304 209-832-3400 POWERSPORTS OF VALLEJO 111 TENNESSEE STREET VALLEJO, CA 94590 707-644-3756 1.9% for 36 Months [3.53% APR*] *Example: On a purchase where the Amount Financed is $1,999 your Down Payment is $0 with 36 monthly payments of $58.60 each. Interest Rate is 1.9% [ANNUAL PERCENTAGE RATE is 3.53% (E)]. For other Amounts Financed, the payment would be approximately $30.03 per $1,000 financed. $0 DOWN 1.9% INTEREST RATE $30.03 PER $1,000 FINANCED Note: The above financing programs are offered by Sheffield Financial, a Division of Branch Banking and Trust Company, Member FDIC. Subject to credit approval. Approval, and any rates and terms provided, are based on credit worthiness. Other financing offers are available. See your local dealer for details. Rate advertised is based on debt to income ratio of 45% or less. Minimum Amount Financed $1,500; Maximum Amount Financed $50,000. Other qualifications and restrictions may apply. An origination fee of $50 will be added to the amount financed in the above example. Financing promotions void where prohibited. Offer effective on all new and unused KYMCO ATVs, Side X Sides, Motorcycles and Scooters purchased from a participating KYMCO USA dealer between 1/1/2014 and 3/31/2014. Offer subject to change without notice. [“E” means estimate.] This offer can be combined with other current promotional offers. © KYMCOUSA 2014 KYMCO vehicles meet all applicable Federal Motor Vehicle Safety and EPA standards. Take a riding skills course. For the course nearest you, call the Motorcycle Safety Foundation at 1-800-446-9227. For your safety, always wear a helmet, eye protection and protective clothing. Never operate under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Avoid excessive speed and stunt driving.