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SIEGEL AND SHUSTER’S FUNNYMAN THE FIRST JEWISH SUPERHERO, From the Creators of Superman By Thomas Andrae and Mel Gordon Preface by Danny Fingeroth Feral House TO JERRY AND JOE Siegel and Shuster's Funnyman © 2010 by Thomas Andrae and Mel Gordon ISBN: 978-1-932595-78-9 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Feral House 1240 W. Sims Way Suite 124 Port Townsend, WA 98368 www.FeralHouse.com Design by Sean Tejaratchi Table of Contents Danny Fingeroth Flying Is Easy, Comedy Is Hard.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . vii Mel Gordon The Farblondjet Superhero and His Cultural Origins. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1 Thomas Andrae The Jewish Superhero.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 38 Thomas Andrae Funnyman, Jewish Masculinity, and the Decline of the Superhero.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 49 Funnyman Comic Book Stories “The Kute Knockout!” (Funnyman #2 March 1948). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 86 “The Medieval Mirthquake” (Funnyman #4 May 1948). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 91 “Leapin’ Lena” (Funnyman #4 May 1948).. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 106 “The Peculiar Pacifier!” (Funnyman #5 July 1948). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 113 Funnyman Comic Book Summaries. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 121 Funnyman Sunday Strips “The Many Faces of Piccadilly Pete” (October 31, 1948).. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 134 “The Tunesmith Caper” (December 5, 1948–January 2, 1949).. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 136 “June’s Makeover” (March 20, 1949).. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 143 “The Mauler” (April 17, 1949).. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 144 Summaries of Funnyman Dailies and Sunday Stories (1948–49).. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 145 Funnyman Daily Strips “Adventures in Hollywood” (Daily Strip: January 13–March 19, 1949).. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 150 FLYING IS EASY. COMEDY IS HARD. Preface by Danny Fingeroth Zeitgeist (noun, German): the spirit of the time; general trend of thought or feeling characteristic of a particular period of time. —Dictionary.com That zeitgeist is a tricky thing. Most creators never get to grab hold of it, while others have a knack for finding it time and time again. Some have it, lose it, have it again, lose it again. Jolson, Sinatra, Dylan—these are careers with ebb and flow, intersecting with the zeitgeist for a while, then dropping out, then returning. Some get just one really good shot at it. In comics, Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster, after years as creative partners, came up with the right hero at the right time: Superman, the Man of Steel. Debuting in 1938, Superman defined the zeitgeist of the late ‘30s and early ‘40s. Second only to, perhaps, Mickey Mouse, Superman may be the most widely recognized popular culture figure of all time. He embodies a panoply of wishes, dreams, hopes, fears, inspiration, forward-looking anticipation, and backward-gazing nostalgia. It seems like the idea of being so powerful that you can change the world, so compassionate that you only use your great power for good, and so modest that you develop a whole other identity to avoid the spotlight—that is a combination so powerful that it has never gone away, and has vii Funnyman been reinterpreted and reinvented over and over. Can all that be chalked up to something as simple as (in the words of Jules Feiffer), “If they only knew…”? Maybe. Whatever it was that Siegel and Shuster intuited, somehow this costumed adventurer was the perfect vehicle to express the hopes and anxieties of the late Depression/pre-World War II era, and to express it what turned out the be the perfect medium, the then relatively new form of the “comic book.” Superman + comics books + Siegel & Shuster + National Periodicals Publications somehow ended up equaling something far greater than the sum of its parts. Superman was the hero the world had been waiting for, but didn’t know it. The “killer app” of its day. The character was a phenomenon. Any attempt to explain him—like explaining any phenomenon—is retrospective guesswork. After all, if you could figure out how to do it, then people would do it every day. And even the most talented, driven people can’t predict what will be a hit and what won’t. Blame it on the zeitgeist. True, the world was indeed ready for a hero. But the world is always ready for a hero. There are always wrongs to be righted, mistakes to be corrected, flaws to be fixed, villains to be vanquished. Why and how did Superman catch on? Why and how did the character not only ignite the collective imagination, but also spawn an endless stream of other costumed superheroes? What did Siegel and Shuster intuit that no one else did? There are dozens of theories, and they all have some merit. Many are recounted in this very book, as well as in books by such figures as Peter Coogan, Gerard Jones, and your humble writer. But, really, none of us knows. We can take educated guesses. And we often do. It’s a fun and enlightening pursuit. The theories put forth by Thomas Andrae and Mel Gordon in Funnyman: The First Jewish Superhero, are among the most interesting of the theories, and uncover fascinating possibilities for the superhero’s appeal that I don’t think anyone else has explored from quite the same angle. Whatever the reason, Superman took off, to not coin a phrase, “like a speeding bullet.” After him came Batman (who had no superpowers—what was up with that?), The Flash, Green Lantern, Wonder Woman, Sub-Mariner, Captain America. A million of them— figuratively, if not literally. This was the so-called “golden age of comics.” Kids, soldiers, everybody was superhero crazy. Were the superheroes especially “Jewish”? There’s certainly a case to be made for the superhero as being specifically Jewish in origin and attitude, but, again, these are retroactive assessments. And at least one Jewish creator of a major superhero denies anything Jewish about that character’s creation or content. One certainly can’t deny that many of the earliest and most popular superheroes were created and/or reinvigorated by writers and artists of Eastern European Jewish backgrounds. And human nature being what it is, it seems a safe bet that, try as they might have to not let them—try as they might to have made their stories “all-American” (whatever that means)—their backgrounds were bound to influence that content of their work. Stereotypes are fascinating and dangerous at the same time. The same can be said for Funnyman: The First Jewish Superhero. Andrae and Gordon’s thesis is that, while other viii Preface superheroes may have some earmarks of having been created by young men of Eastern European Jewish roots, Funnyman was more overtly Jewish than any comic book-spawned costumed adventurer that came before. Now, until seeing this book, you had probably never heard of Funnyman. The character lasted all of six issues in the late 1940s, and for a short time as a syndicated newspaper strip. He was created by the very same Siegel and Shuster who created Superman over a decade before, by the same sensibilities—now more mature and with their craft more refined. Reading Funnyman, one can clearly see it’s the work of assured, professional graphic-storytellers (along with their highly competent art studio). The comic took a more lighthearted approach to heroic storytelling than their Superman work, although that material was certainly not without humor. Funnyman was a comedian who donned a Cyrano-like proboscis and fought zany criminals. Like comedians of the era, including Danny Kaye (whom he resembles), Jerry Lewis, Phil Foster, and Lenny Bruce, Funnyman was a professional comedian. Unlike those comics—who often played mob-run clubs—Funnyman fought crime on the side, using elements of clowning and comedy to overcome his adversaries. In a way, he’s a heroic version of Batman’s archfoe, the Joker. Clearly, unlike dramatic names like “Superman” and “Batman,” Funnyman’s code name indicates…well, it’s a little ambiguous just what it indicates, isn’t it? “Funnyman” is a wink to the reader that the character is an heir to, and simultaneously a satire of, a serious, heroic-fictional tradition. But how is a villain (and hence the reader) to react to an irony-steeped crimefighter in a pre-ironic age? Still, the concept could have worked. People always like comedians and crimefighters. Genre satires are perennially popular, too. And if an audience likes a character, they’re unlikely to engage in theorizing about its irony or the lack thereof. So a superhero spoof that also satirized a grab bag of popular genres, written and drawn by two talented guys—why didn’t it work? Ya got me. Maybe he wasn’t Jewish enough. Or maybe he was “too Jewish.” Read the Funnyman stories reprinted (for the first time in many years) in this volume, and you can decide for yourself. Is Funnyman a schlemiel? A schlimazel? A badkhen? A tummler? A shtarke? A kuneleml? (Don’t worry if you don’t understand the words. They’re Yiddish for a variety of personality types.) In other words, is he a modern version of a cultural archetype? Andrae and Gordon think so—and have the history to back up their theories. Your mileage may differ, but that’s the fun of a book like this. Siegel and Shuster’s Superman certainly had a checklist of Jewish and Jewish-y elements: Immigrant. Sent to earth in a Mosaic rocket. Adopted, like Moses was by Pharaoh’s daughter. Becomes a fighter against injustice. Pretends to be a nerdy nebbish. (And even if you think of Superman as a Jesus-like savior figure—well…need I remind you of his origins…?) And then, here comes Funnyman. He looks a little like Danny Kaye. But his humor is forced. There are occasional Yiddish/Jewish references in the stories, but nothing very specifically ethnic. The stories have a crowded, manic look, almost as if they’re on the verge of something. But Funnyman doesn’t quite get there. ix Funnyman Like Moses, though, he sees the Promised Land. The ones to get there would be the next generation of not Funnymen, but Madmen. In Funnyman can be seen glimpses of the outrageous, manic, over-the-top and, quite arguably, immigrant, Jewish sensibilities that would, several years later, make Harvey Kurtzman’s Mad magazine a huge, ongoing hit, one that would be an influence on modern American comedy, from the underground comics of the 1960s and ‘70s to Saturday Night Live to The Simpsons to The Daily Show. Siegel and Shuster fumbled to reconnect with and recapture the zeitgeist, but couldn’t grab it again—which was a shame. Because, unlike the situation with their famous lack of participation in most of the riches generated by Superman, they owned Funnyman. But they didn’t own the zeitgeist. Danny Fingeroth New York February 2010 x THE FARBLONDJET SUPERHERO and his CULTURAL ORIGINS By Mel Gordon In the second week of May 1948, exactly when the Jewish state of Israel was declared and nearly overwhelmed by five invading Arab armies and a dozen indigenous Palestinian militias, the fourth issue of Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster’s FUNNYMAN appeared in Bronx corner candy stores and all points west. It was a time of immense Jewish anxiety. The reassuring wartime images of a beaming FDR and newsreel footage of the Nuremberg Trials were already distant historical salves. Now the Jews and their supporters faced a different and equally determined postwar enemy: the British Home Office, entrenched Arabists and senior officers in the American State Department, discontented anti-New Dealers from the Southern and Rocky Mountain states, a distracted American public, Transjordan’s Arab Legion (led by a former British Lieutenant-General), renegade sappers from Britain’s Mandate Police Bureau, an underground cadre of SS fugitives (protected by Middle Eastern Vatican envoys), and armed jihadists from Casablanca to Basra. A down-on-his-luck, jerky (if supremely self-assured) crime-fighter made perfect sense. FUNNYMAN (a.k.a Larry Davis) was an “ace comedian” who thwarted evil and “no-goodniks” through his deadpannery, sneaky sarcasm, clownish athleticism, and glib 1 Funnyman Anti-Semitic broadside, distributed by the Christian Nationalist Crusade (Los Angeles, 1947). rejoinders. He was America’s First Jewish Superhero, a carrot-topped Clark Kent who donned a Durante shnaz and a seltzer bottle to right the wrongs brought about by thugs, gangsters, and cold-hearted floozies. But this comic-book vigilante was closer in personality and spirit to Siegel and Shuster than their 1938 SUPERMAN popcult colossus. Larry Davis possessed no superhuman powers, dashing physical attributes, erotic appeal, or capacity to attract a coterie of like-minded citizen crusaders. He could barely cross a thoroughfare unscathed or maintain an even-keeled adult relationship. This feckless action hero did not even own suitable aerodynamic garb. Funnyman came from no distant constellation—his abode was the Big City streets— and merely relied on his uncanny facilities to deflate, ridicule, provoke, or generate pistoldropping laughs. Like his creators, Davis’ livelihood and means of survival was appallingly tenuous and flimsy: he was farblondjet, or practically lost in negotiating his way through the urban-swamp of postwar America. At best, the delusionally upbeat Davis depended on his comic aptitude to befuddle or trip up his adversaries and the world’s topsy-turvy recognition of it. 2 The Farblondjet Superhero and His Cultural Origins 3 Funnyman The Mystery of Jewish Humor Beginning in 1900, Jews have been habitually identified with professional comedy and humor. For many observers, it seemed to be one of their most definable national traits. Even people who have never seen or interacted with individual Jews have routinely acknowledged the connection of Jews with ironic social satire and raunchy parody. For them, the very concept of Hollywood comedy or American television culture conjures up an endless stream of Jewish mass-media gladhanders from Woody Allen, Jack Benny, Milton Berle, Mel Brooks, Lenny Bruce, Sid Caesar, Eddie Cantor, Larry David, Fran Drescher, Danny Kaye, Jerry Lewis, Richard Lewis, the Marx Brothers, Jackie Mason, Gilda Radner, Joan Rivers, Roseanne, Adam Sandler, Jerry Seinfeld, Sarah Silverman, Phil Silvers, Howard Stern, Ben Stiller to Seth Rogen. Yet, before World War I, few academics—outside of Sigmund Freud and his Central European psychoanalytic circles—even broached the subject of Jews and humor. In fact, throughout the nineteenth century, Jews in Europe and North America were thought to be singularly comicdeficient. Typically, both the noted British and French philosophers Thomas Carlyle and Ernest Renan remarked that Semites in their extensive recorded history lacked any known facility to provoke laughter. In one 1893 British journal, the Chief Rabbi of London, Hermann Adler, maintained that the East European Jewish immigrants setting up shop in the East End were a decent and productive ingathering. His co-religionists, the cleric assured Britain’s suspicious readers, were a sternly moral, hard-working, family-oriented, and hygienic people. Hebrews only lacked one fundamental communal asset: a healthy tongue-in-cheek deposition. In a generation or two, he majestically crowed, they would certainly embrace the mirthful folkways of their adopted homeland. One Galitzianer to the other: “Vat do you mean I got At the turn of the twentieth century, fleas? Dummy, I’m no dog! Can’t you see I got legs?” the Jews were commonly perceived to be Simplizissmus, 1907. 4 The Farblondjet Superhero and His Cultural Origins a humorless, itinerant nation with few acknowledged stageworthy comedians. Just 80 years later, a flipped point of view emerged among cultural historians: the Jews were now considered one of the world’s most comic-obsessed ethnic communities and had produced a phenomenal number of professional entertainers on the international scene. In 1978, Samuel Janus, a psychology professor at the University of Pennsylvania, calculated that Jews in America (some 2.5% of the population then) comprised more than 82% of the country’s highest-paid comic performers and writers. (And he wasn’t including half-Jews, like Bud Abbott, Goldie Hawn, or Freddie Prinze!) Exactly what happened during the twentieth century to make these wandering Sad Sacks so damned amusing? And whatever historical factors alleviated their gloomy outlook and expressive behaviors, this curious transformation took place everywhere—not just in the show-business oases of North America. Virtually overnight, Jews dominated the humor industries of Berlin, Hamburg, Vienna, Moscow, Warsaw, Budapest, London, Mexico City, and Johannesburg. There had to be some rational explanation. Maybe it could be traced to their peculiar familial mores. The Construct of Humor in Everyday Jewish Life Humor is almost always a positive element in normal human discourse. It reduces tension, facilitates bonding, and enhances social cohesion. Joking and wordplay is not just a childish endeavor. It cements and delineates mature relationships. Yet like all collective pleasures, slaphappy antics have set boundaries and limitations. For the Jews, even assimilated Jews or part-Jews, however, humor—especially aggressive humor—can be seen as a shared mania, a construct, a Rorschach of character. A Jew without a facile or quick wit will be inexorably consigned to a lowly slot on the clannish totem. In the old personnel boxes of giveaway weeklies, The New York Review of Books, or in the listings of online dating profiles, Jews are nearly five times more likely to advertise that they have a sense of humor (or are looking for someone with a sense of humor) than Gentile aspirants. More surprising still, among Jewish lesbians, the call for laugh-inducing personality traits in the Women-Seeking-Women columns increases a whapping ninefold. Frequently, the seeker’s Jewish identity is often sunk inside some specialized comic code, like the obvious: “He-brew seeking She-brew.” Or with bits of Yiddish: “Let’s get fermisht! [lost, wacky]”; “Super-slim but hamisha [earthy, unpretentious] Gal—That’s ME!!”; “Mensch-Alert!”; “Playful, green-eyed Buddhist needs outdoorsy, zaftig [fulsome] companion.” “Shana madel [pretty girl] desires same.” 5 Funnyman For most personal ad-mavens, funny is a sexy, vital quality. For self-identified Jews, however, it is the ekht [absolute], essential ingredient of a winning, attractive persona. The ability to elicit a geyser of guffaws and/or giggles transforms the shlub-like dross of a Woody Allen or Joan Rivers look-alike into beddable or bankable marriage material. (According to the Kenneth Starr Report, one of the first post-oral love offerings that Monica Lewinsky bestowed on Bill Clinton in 1997 was the gift-store hardback Oy Vey! The Things They Say: A Guide to Jewish Wit. Even that bouncy, wayward intern never forgot the proper Semitic potlatch: impish sass in the afternoon leads to moans after dark and vice versa. A mere blowjob quickie still mandated some postcoital Oy Vey! The Things They Say: A Guide to Jewish Wit tribal exchange—in this case, a ten-dollar (Riverside, NJ: Andrews McMeel Publishing, 1994). yukfest of bookish gags.) Crass humor in the form of wisecracks, teasing, self-referential critiques, and overwrought grievances is still the common currency of daily Jewish life. Forget the manufactured tumult and taboo-piercing rants of Howard Stern. At any suburban Jewish dinner table, doting parents customarily reward their hyperactive kids, no matter how foulmouthed, if they can score a legitimate laugh. Punishment—Montessori or real—is reserved only for the child who attempts vituperative disruption without an apt bite. It is as if the family dullard has failed once again to learn the secret, ancestral language of Hebraic comic invective. Even torrential outbursts of whining or exaggerated complaining have their station in the panoply of Jewish humor. Unlike their WASP or hyphenated-minority neighbors, Jews often interrupt friends, acquaintances, and business associates in mid-sentence. This dramatically indicates how excited the listener is about conversation at hand and can be interpreted as upright Jewish etiquette. The only occasion when interruption becomes inappropriate is in the midst of a kvetch [complaint]. Then the listener is condemned to silence. And the more elaborate and comically primal the geshry [outburst], the longer the speaker can justifiably hold the floor. 6 The Farblondjet Superhero and His Cultural Origins The Old Theories In 1916, Freud first recorded the idiosyncratic nature of Jewish humor in Wit and Its Relationship to the Unconscious. Jewish jokes were filled ironic puffery, dark gallows illogic, self-mockery, and unnatural amounts of belligerence. The nation that had few contemporary heroes naturally traded in unrelenting sheaves of anti-heroic riffs. Beginning in 1962, academics explained the unabashed Jewish propensity for insulting humor with three basic theories: the Chosen People mitigated their persecuted status with embittered clownishness, Hebrew culture traditionally incorporated madcap inversions, or, as landless interlopers at the mercy of unsympathetic host countries, Jews naturally developed the disquieting perspective of the uninvited guest. “Laughter-Through-Tears” Most Popular Theory: The Jews morphed into a funny people because of their unique diasporic sufferings. Incessant fears of physical annihilation and the day-to-day stress of race-hatred mysteriously transformed the peripatetic Christ-deniers into sarcastic wisenheimers—virtual perpetual-motion comedy machines, shpritzing [dispensing] juicy dollops of ironic wisdom. And not only did around-the-clock wisecracking help the lowly Jews maintain their existence in inhospitable climes but their maniacal and selfdepreciating retorts utterly confused their hell-bent attackers. What verbal or physical harm can you do to someone who has already denounced himself with such goofy élan? This is the standard ethnocentric—and tiresome—elucidation, known among scholars as the “Laughter-Through-Tears” theory. Regrettably, it was predicated on one major flaw, history and scientific methodology thoroughly disprove it. Granted, the “Laughter-Through-Tears” connection is built on two indisputable facts: the Jews endured millennia of oppression in their exile and Jewish entertainers are shockingly over-represented in contemporary comic ventures. But the “Laughter-Through-Tears” hypothesis doesn’t much explain why other persecuted peoples, like the Tibetans, Koreans, American Indians, Armenians, or the virtually forgotten Circassians aren’t also internationally known for their biting wit and whimsical patter. In other words, if genocidal torment is the primary catalyst for in-group humor and bitter sarcasm, then there should be at least a couple dozen uproarious Rwandan, Bosnian, and Amazonian Indian standups pacing across our global comic-scape. Nu? And even in the well-documented saga of Jewish history, the link between suffering 7 Funnyman and humor is notably weak. The great catastrophes in Jewish life—such as the Destruction of the First and Second Temples, the Crusader cleansing of Europe, the Spanish and Portuguese Inquisitions, the Russian Civil War, to name just a few—produced relatively few celebrated rib-ticklers. Nor is there a recorded incidence where a self-mocking Tevye distracted a narrowly focused Cossack (or a more hip Yiddish-speaking pogromnik) from discharging his sworn duties of looting, raping, or torching a shtetl. In 1962, Theodor Reik, one of Freud’s leading pupils, wrote in Jewish Wit that, since the Jews were denied or lacked a sense of the tragic, they emotionally transferred their epic travails into comedy. Behind the Jewish joke was the acknowledgement of doom and “sheer horror.” He failed to mention that other isolated minorities in recent history also feared abandonment or extermination. They just didn’t joke about it. “A Laughing People” The Genesis Theory, of course, goes pretty far back and has an enchantingly simple thesis. It goes something like this: “Hey, the Jews were always funny!” The Genesis adherents maintain that the Jews as a nation were a jovial folk practically before Abraham. Never mind that Egyptian, Assyrian, Greek, and Roman chroniclers forgot to mark this down when they assigned national characteristics to their conquered races. The “Laughing People” hypothesis appeals, naturally, to contemporary rabbinical types, who have assiduously mined chests of Biblical and Talmudic lore for written examples of ironic wordplay and humorous anecdotes. In the Old Testament, as secularists read it, unfortunately, there is precious little comedy. Biblical heroes like Jacob, Moses, Joshua, Deborah, David, and Solomon, were tricksters, all right. But so were Zeus, Odysseus, Odin, Arjuna, Siddhartha, and Lao-Tzu. Rejoicing at the destruction of one’s enemies, while natural and healthy, hardly constitutes the basis of a smart-alecky, sophisticated culture. Granted, the word “laughter” does appears in the Holy Scriptures but only infrequently and then in the most dreary of circumstances. For instance, in Genesis (Book 2, Chapter 18) Sarah laughs in Abraham’s face when her wistful 90-year-old consort informs her that he is about to impregnate her and make her the mother of a sanctified race. Abraham was a good provider and all but, to Sarah, the visionary patriarch had his physical limits. And talk about a tough audience, even God twelve hundred years later complained to Jeremiah that the Israelites were “a stiff-necked people.” No, the Bible, by any interpretation, was not a wellspring of tomfoolery. Traditional Jewish clerical humor veered gently to satirical and polemic themes. Post-Biblical rabbinical comic homilies essentially parodied older forms of prayer and were frequently misogynistic (or occasionally directed against local physicians). A typical literary parody (that has come down to us) is Joseph Zabara’s “Prayer for the Henpecked Husband” 8 The Farblondjet Superhero and His Cultural Origins (c. 1200). Talmudic writers often indulged in etymological puns and absurdist paeans to wine addiction. But how they really differed from their Christian and Muslim counterparts— except in subject matter—is difficult to assess. True, Jewish communities engaged in raucous celebrations during Purim, the Jewish Spring Saturnalia. But these too closely resembled the local Mardi Gras and Feast of Fools holidays. If anything in the medieval European ethos, the Jews were associated with exile, epistemological anxiety, implacable misfortune. The ubiquitous image of the Wandering Jew was a study in misery and grotesque torment. A heavy cloud of divine punishment and grief appeared to shadow the Chosen People. Even ecstasy among French Jewish mystics of the early Renaissance was achieved through ritual crying. “Purim Jesters,” Sedar Birkur Ha-mazon (Prague, 1741). “Outside Observer” Third Theory: As a permanently marginalized people, the Jews were more attuned to the social hypocrisy that permeated the world around them. After all, as the “schlemiel of nations,” the Jews had to grapple, almost daily, with the existential dilemma of being God’s Chosen—under His divine protection and so forth—but not witnessing much evidence of it since Daniel negotiated his way out of the lion’s den. Therefore, the invisible and heroic underpinnings of all the hierarchical societies where the Jews lived seemed materially suspect to this nation of professional skeptics. Who but the original outcasts could be better positioned to look directly behind the world’s hidden inner sanctums and expose them with unerring ridicule? This theory at least has substance. No other ethnic group has spent so much time and psychic energy debating why its Creator may have stiffed them. Either God is at fault for Jewish deprivation or the Jews themselves are somehow responsible for their 9 Funnyman Purim Association Fancy-Dress Ball Announcement (New York, 1881). own maltreatment. Epistemologically, this meant that the ways of Old Testament God were inexplicable (meaning untrue) or the Jews were unworthy of the Divine Covenant (unheroic). This riddle produced the Kabalistic notion of a weak Creator and modern Psychoanalysis. The Badkhn Theory What Freud, a century of Jewish social scientists, anti-Semitic ideologues, and innocent cultural bystanders have characterized as Jewish humor—and its exceptionalisms—began in a single day. In 1661, one decade after the conclusion of the Khmelnitsky Rebellion, revered Jewish leaders and rabbis from across the hinterlands of the Ukraine and Poland convened in Vilna. From 1648 to 1651, Cossack bands and Tartars terrorized and devastated the Jewish shtetlakh of Slavic Europe. These self-appointed “Elders of the Four Councils” had to explicate why God had withdrawn his heavenly shield from the Chosen Nation. Most of the Elders believed that the Jews had mimicked far too many volkish practices of their host countries. That was why God did not protect them from the unimaginable horrors that befell the traumatized shtetl survivors. During the Holocaust-like onslaught of the 1600s, whole communities were butchered or dispatched in flames. Worse still, cats 10 The Farblondjet Superhero and His Cultural Origins were sewn into their wombs of Jewish women after the fetuses had been ripped from their bodies; Torah parchments were shredded and stuffed into the defilers’ boots; infants were routinely tossed into nearby wells and rivers. According to the Council, the 613 Biblical Commandments had to be more strictly interpreted and enforced. In doing so, the rabbis redefined the conventional laws and customs of modern Jewish life. For instance, so many Jewish women had been raped and impregnated by marauding pogromists that the Council decreed that Jewish identity was now determined solely by the mother’s racial origin. (Curiously, this contemporary ruling invalidated the Jewishness of nearly half of the kings of ancient Judea.) Formalized restrictions on Jewish weddings were also swiftly imposed. Their costs had to be severely curtailed: brides could not wear jewelry or don any finery, the number of celebrants had The Badkhn, by H. Inger (Warsaw, 1934). to be greatly reduced, and customary amusements were vanquished. In fact, extravagant seasonal jollities—even at religious holidays, like Purim and Simkhas Torah— became prohibited. Before 1648, Yiddish-speaking towns and villages, like the adjacent peasant environs, supported many classes of professional comic entertainers: the most prominent were billed as Shpilmanern, Letzim, Marshaliks, and Payats. Few nuptial celebrations took place without an assortment of these freewheeling Galahads, inventive master rhymesters, playful showmen, or sleight-of-hand jugglers. Now all of them were strictly banned. During the July 3rd meeting in 1661, when the Elders formally outlawed the employment of merrymakers, one rabbi inquired about badkhns (or badkhonim), the less-than-popular troupes of Jewish insult artists. The Council was temporarily flimflammed. Badkhns were not overtly funny; their usual repartee was personally abusive and generally perceived as unpleasant or rude. To be sure, they could be exempted from the degree. This clerical decision bizarrely cleaved Jewish entertainment from any Eastern European counterpart and inadvertently stimulated the formation of a unique comic sensibility: hyperaggressive jousting and obscene effrontery, that is, contemporary Jewish humor. The word Badkhn is of Aramaic origin and first appeared in the Babylonian Talmud, circa 900 A.D. It referred to an imaginary afterlife figure who imitated the worst qualities of 11 Funnyman Badkhn Postcard (New York, c. 1905). unsavory individuals after they passed through death’s door. Without a standard concept of a physical Hell among Jewish scholars, this would be a befitting and enduring punishment for all ill-bred rascals and charmless neurotics. By the late 1500s, the term Badkhn was applied to a specific category of Jewish entertainer. For the most part, the Badkhn’s nihilistic jabs were directed against the affluent and overly righteous. In one sense, the cynic-in-the-tattered-kaftan was viewed as an antiRabbi. He outrageously parodied the elevated lifestyles of the materially comfortable and exalted guardians of the faith. The ragtag and hard-drinking Badkhn had one primary goal: to disrupt or overturn the established social order. Beginning in 1661, badkhonish, by default, became the only known professional comic patter available to the Yiddish speakers of Eastern Europe. We have a reasonably accurate notion of Badkhn routines because so many professional Badkhns engaged in legal deputes over who originated which insulting gags and had the right to repeat them. Rabbinical secretaries transcribed their merciless rants and the rabbis themselves had to determine who could proclaim which cutting slur north or south of Grono. Badkhns replaced the Marshaliks as the MCs at Jewish marriage ceremonies. Before the religious union under the khupa, the Badkhn corralled the bride and the bridegroom in isolated compartments and delivered manic lectures about their disappointing and sorrowful futures. It was said that a good Badkhn could make you cry until you nearly went blind from dread and embitterment. At the wedding meal, the Badkhn also sang about the inadequate qualities of the gifts that the couple was about to receive. Typically, the Badkhn would silence the klezmer band that he led during the height of the collective festivity and dispassionately noted that all of the participants, even the youngest, would be worminfested corpses within 60 years. At funerals for esteemed shtetl luminaries, Badkhns often interrupted the tearful testimonials with inappropriate table-blessings for the consumption of meat or wine. Much of the Badkhn humor traded on grotesque eroticism and scatology: homophobic 12 The Farblondjet Superhero and His Cultural Origins Badkhn Postcard (New York, c. 1905). diatribes against limp-wrist fagelakh (little birds with broken wings) and fart jokes. Like a champion French pastry chef, who can prepare any number of culinary delights with enough good flour, butter, sugar, and salt, a talented Badkhn could juggle references to drooping breasts, oversized buttocks, small penises, and gaseous excretions into an evening of raucous laughter. The institution of the Badkhn flourished for some two hundred years but eventually faded into oblivion as the Industrial Revolution, mass migration, and assimilation upended traditional Jewish life in Europe. Still remnants of the Badkhn’s acute satirical riffs and frantic obscenities percolated unimpeded among the Jews fleeing the Czarist Pale of Settlement. It was little wonder that Gentiles thought that nineteenth-century Yiddish-speaking refugees lacked any flair for normative comic interaction. And the first modern writers and performers in the Yiddish rialto, like the playwright Avrom Goldfaden and the Broder Zingers, were former Badkhns or their descendents. The archaic image Benjamin Zuskin and Solomon Mikhoels as Badkhonim in the of the Badkhn occasionally reemerged 1925 Moscow State Yiddish Theatre’s Night in the Old Market. 13 Funnyman on the Yiddish stage as a mocking agent of New World change or foreboding doom. In I.B. Peretz’ Night in the Old Market, a 1915 mystical spectacle, two Badkhns brought the curtain down with bloodcurdling shrieks and a smug warning against Divine indifference to imminent Jewish annihilation. (“The worse the world, the better our jokes!”) Badkhonish— in various languages—would follow these immigrant theatregoers into distant climes and form the backbone of their distinctive popular culture. Characteristics of Modern Jewish Humor Aggression All national humors have mean-spirited elements. In most cultures, outward hostility is a minor aspect—around 10%—of the professional or amateur comic material. Among Yiddish speakers, this ratio was wholly reversed. Rarely did Jews take to genteel boasting, lighthearted storytelling, or harmless buffoonery. According to Austro-Hungarian and German observers, Jewish tradesmen on market days engaged in nonstop ludicrous ridicule and noisy physical bouts of one-upmanship. Such alarming behavior was, of course, common among merchants of every ethnicity but the Jews did not seem to be animated by alcohol or the particular business circumstances. Their sneering charades and off-putting hysterical mockery appeared to be unrivaled and possibly inborn. Even in Jewish delicatessens on the Eastern seaboard, waiters were celebrated for their surly depositions. (Customer: “Are the kasha varnishkes [buckwheat groats and pasta] good here?” Impatient Waiter in a deadpan: “Do you see me eating them?”) To be sure, some early twentieth-century Jewish humor did not conform to base Badkhn jocularity. It resembled that of the host country but few immigrant Jews appreciated or subscribed to it. Sholem Aleichem (Sholem Rabinovich), now acclaimed as the preeminent Yiddish humorist—his Tevye stories were the source of Fiddler On the Roof—had only a vestigial Jewish readership during his lifetime. In fact, Aleichem started out as a Russian writer, churning out tender stories about hapless shtetl protagonists. His literary works were inoffensive, comically mild, and indirect, not at all like the inane shpritery of his ghetto creations. This may explain why only when Aleichem died in 1916 on Manhattan’s Lower East Side did he receive the fame and accolades that he so desired in his lifetime and, decades later, was heralded as Stalin’s favorite Yiddish author. 14 The Farblondjet Superhero and His Cultural Origins Purim Association Fancy-Dress Ball Announcement (New York, 1881). The Yiddish Language A derivative of Swabian German, Yiddish incorporated hundreds of Hebrew and Slavic words as Jewish communities relocated eastward, escaping religious fanaticism and forced conversions that erupted during the First Crusade and plague-driven pogroms and expulsions three hundred years later. Yiddish was written in Hebraic script and developed as an independent folk language, or jargon. It generated a rich arsenal of idiomatic expressions and linguistic peculiarities. By 1800, two million Jews used Yiddish as their primary means of communication. During the period of the Great Migration (1880-1910), many Gentiles heard Yiddish for the first time and were intrigued with its harsh rat–a–tat delivery and odd inflections. For Anglo-Saxons, the vocabulary of Yiddish speakers—even more than their German and Dutch fellow newcomers—sounded funny in the extreme. There were the frequently-heard tangle of words that began with sh (or funnier still with shm): shagez (non-Jewish man), shiksa (non-Jewish girl), shlamazel (unfortunate soul), shlemiel (nonentity), shlep (to drag), 15 Funnyman Mac Liebman, Vot is Kemp Life? And a Couple Odder Tings (New York: Lobel-Young, Inc., 1927). Cohen on the Telephone by Joe Hayman (New York: George Sully & Company, 1927). shlong (penis), shlub (physically unattractive type or yokel), shlump (to sink), shmata (rag or unfashionable article of clothing), shmeer (to smear), shmegagee (annoying person), shmekhel (small penis), shmendrik (greenhorn or unwashed dupe), shmo (imbecile), shmooz (idle chatter or to talk someone up), shmuck (penis or inconsiderate person), shnaz (nose), shnook (patsy), shnorer (moocher or beggar), shpilkees (pins or agitation), shpritz (to spit or joke), shtik (private routine), shtup (to push or fuck), shvantz (snake or penis again), and shvartzeh (black person). Add to those amusing phonemes the Central European difficulty articulating the English W or Ya and you have one of earliest Jewish-American dialect jokes from the 1880s: a decrepit Jewish peddler ambles around the streets of Atlanta, vainly trying to unload his wares. A line of curious children follows in his path. Finally, the frustrated vender drops his bag of goods, twirls around, and berates the youngsters: “Va’s vrong vit you shlamazels? Ain’t you never zeen a flash-in-blut Yonkee bevor?” Although Eastern European Jews were commonly perceived as weaklings and easy prey, their language contained almost twice as many words for hitting, striking, and punching human flesh—27—than English. (This was one explanation why Jewish boxing fans routinely tuned in to Yiddish radio broadcasts during the Depression.) Also, Yiddish contained the most abusive words—after Rumanian—of any European language. 16 The Farblondjet Superhero and His Cultural Origins This would explain why Jews from non-Yiddish-speaking backgrounds—Sephardic or Mizrakhic countries—were rarely associated with humor, despite their parallel ethnic status and humble origins. Self-Mockery This aspect of Jewish humor transfixed both the Freudians and anti-Semites of central Europe. No other ethnic group paraded their shortcomings as readily and as engagingly as the Jews. The most typical archetypal figures in Jewish jokes—Cohen, Goldbaum, Moses— were presented as unappreciative paupers, gaudy arrivistes, smug confidence men, shifty merchants, cowardly conscripts, imbecilic flacks, vain matrons, or out-and-out crooks. Even before the implementation of Hitler’s Third Reich in the spring of 1933, Nazi ideologues attempted to explicate and condemn the Jewish propensity for nonstop mockery and invective self-parody. In the pro-Hitler satirical political weekly of 1931, Die Zeitlupe, most of the Germanic humor fell flatly on the page. One feature column, however, appeared repeatedly: “Zion Looks in the Mirror.” It was an account of Berlin Jewish jokes told by the Jews themselves. Characteristic gag: “Markus Löwenberg is lying on his deathbed. His final request to his wife, Rosalie, is for her to don a revealing lilac dress. Rosalie can’t comprehend the dying man’s plea. That’s her flashy wardrobe for the Jewish Sabbath. Markus insists that she change outfits. After Rosalie returns to his room all dolled up, again she questions her husband’s last wish. Markus sits up and explains that when the Grim Reaper appears, who will he rationally choose—a pathetic, shriveled-up tailor or a busty old broad?” Siegfried Kadner went much further. In his ever-popular treatise Race and Humor (Munich: J. Lehmanns Verlag, 1930), which was reprinted in expanded versions in 1936 and 1939, he ranked various ethnic groups according to their sense of volkish humor and professional comedy. Unsurprisingly, the Germans came out as the comic superstars of the civilized world and the Jews the most inferior. (Scandinavians and British placed pretty high; the French and Italian were either too sex-addled or childish to trade in artful hilarity; barely literate American blacks possessed the most animalistic features of the drunken Mediterraneans; sadly, Berlin and Viennese wit was mortally contaminated with toxic doses of detrimental Jewish irony.) Genuine Nordic jokes emphasized common sense, hard work, virtuous deeds, and social cohesion. Semitic humor was invariably twisted, cruel, bitterly derisive, and solipsistic. The Chosen Nation even mocked their Creator and Protector. In shtetl chapbooks, they presented a beady-eyed Moses on Mount Sinai staring skeptically at heaven: “Let me get this straight! We cut off the tips of our dicks and You promise to take care of us until the end of time! You better put that in writing!” In fact, the Jews cynically upended any criticism of their race by parading their own criminalities and weaknesses as laugh-out-loud sendups. It was virtually impossible for 17 Funnyman anti-Semites to scorn nasty Ostjuden folkways or futile Judaic endeavors to assimilate into high society better than the Jews themselves. That accursed people had a monopoly on selfdeprecation, topsy-turvy storytelling, indelicate hi-jinks, aggressive wordplay, illogic, and obscene denigration. Sure, Berliners adored Jewish comedians; their routines never followed the dictates of superior Aryan merrymaking. And some Jewish MCs delivered German jokes even better than sketch artists born to the Master Race. That was anthropological proof of their ancestral perfidy. Another tendentious analysis of Jewish humor appeared in J. Keller’s and Hanns Andersen’s The Jew as Criminal (Berlin and Leipzig: Nibelungen-Verlag, 1937). Here, Julius Streicher, the Reich’s most flagrant anti-Semite and publisher of the notorious weekly hatesheet, Der Stürmer, introduced and endorsed Kelly and Andersen’s quasi-sociological examination of Jewish criminality. Semites, in their objective, Aryan assessment, were genetically predisposed to engage in vile and illicit activities. Moreover, all Jewish culture was poisonously tainted with injurious racial menace and unlawful deceit. Bizarrely, Keller and Andersen conflated Jewish drollness and joking with lethal anti-German brutality. After surveying the history of Jewish political deception, the Israelite predilection to petty crime, illegal gambling, white slavery, sexual molestation, and pornography, the Nazi criminologists began their chapter on Jewish murderers with a breakdown of Jewish humor. Their self-deprecating repartee and the ability to evoke laughter was one of the Jews’ most effective weapons because it obscured and camouflaged their most evil intentions and made them appear to be physically harmless. “The image of the Jew propagated in the Jewish joke—one of a bow-legged, haggling pest, peddler or shopkeeper— has become one of the greatest successes of the Jewish Nation. It is difficult not to laugh at Jewish jokes. Laughter ameliorates hate and fear, and disdain cripples the will to fight. Their ultimate goal is therefore achieved. The Jew as an outlandish character and petty thief conceals his most destructive quality: his avarice for economic, political and cultural power in the host nation and the subordination of its people under the thumb and the interests of international Jewry. The Jew is not a ridiculous, but a dangerous, creature. “That image of the hooknosed, wildly gesticulating, toady, Die Zeitlupe (Berlin), March 21, 1931. 18 The Farblondjet Superhero and His Cultural Origins untrustworthy, and dishonest Jew is even accepted by many opponents of Jewry. They do not doubt that the Jew can accomplish any swindle, any fraud, any trick, but they deny him the aptitude for physical violence. The response to the question: ‘Do Jewish hooligans or even murderers exist?’ is almost always: ‘No!’ The reality is something quite different: the Jew is capable of any act, if his own interests or those of his race are served.” For Germans living in the expanding Reich, especially those far from Berlin, Jewish humor was unveiled as yet another tool in the Jews’ unending quest for world domination. These were a clever and duplicitous folk. They could even steal an anti-Semitic appellative like “kike” or “heeb” and transform it into a selfmocking honorific. Jewish, All Too Jewish: The Chosen People Reflected in Satire by Wieland der Schmied (Stuttgart: Drei Eichen Verlag, 1934). Inversion and Skepticism Theodor Reik believed that the specific Jewish historical circumstances and disappointment that produced their mania for anti-heroic and inverted humor. After all, the Jewish holy books promised glory and protection; reality revealed something else entirely. Even their God shared their human distress. A devout Jewish worshipper complains that despite his many good deeds and piety, his son is still marrying a shiksa. God counters, “You think you got troubles, Horowitz? Look at My Son!” Traditional Jewish comics deflated both their Almighty and his earthly minions. The Hebrew clergy were portrayed either as dispensers of nonsense—the Wiseman of Chelm—or as natural-born tricksters. Wiley Rabbi joke: A priest, reverend, and rabbi 19 Funnyman discover a chest of gold coins buried in a cemetery. The priest inscribes a circle in the hollowed grounds. He throws the gold pieces into the air. All the money that lands within the circle will be delivered to the bishop’s coffers; the priest will pocket the outlying coins for his own personal use. The reverend draws a line in the soil. The coins that fall on his side will remain with him; the other half will be donated to his church mission. The rabbi then tosses his coins in the air. “Whatever God wants, He’ll take.” “Dammit, it’s hard to be a Jew these days! The God of Our Fathers dumped Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob in front of this plow and laughed. I just want to write newspaper editorials. Better try my little hand in France.” Kikeriki (Vienna) April 16, 1933. Scatology Nostalgia-infused baby boomers have long celebrated Borscht Belt comedy for its unbridled blue or racy material. Scatological and urological setups, female lust, uncontrolled farting, impotency, queerbaiting, and corporally mismatched lovers were its adults-only stock-in-trade. During the 1950s, any hotel guest at Grossinger’s could marvel at Pearl Williams’ transgressive greeting to a front-row spectator at her midnight show: “What’s wrong, honey? I see you’re sniffing your fingers. Did you just pick your ass? Oh dear, it was his takhus (“derrière”)! I hope he showered good. From you people, I get such a khlop (“hit,” inspiration)!” To the surprise of resolute bloggers, this kind of public foul-mouthery did not begin in the Catskill Mountains. Badkhns had been perfecting scornful insults and risqué storytelling since Khmelnitsky. Common Badkhn anecdote: That one-eyed Hirsh from Bielsk and his wife were walking down a country lane when Hirsch stopped dead in his tracks to admire a white stallion mounting a mare. “Oy,” Hirsch exclaimed, shaking his head, “if I only had another inch more, I’d be a king!” To which his wife countered, “Hirsch, if you only had another inch less, you’d be a queen!” Jewish mastery of several languages for household and commercial interactions also increased their ability to indecently offend. An innocuous term in one tongue—like kak (Russian for how)—could be quickly transformed into a mild obscenity: kaka (Yiddish for shit). In fact, many common Yiddish phrases already sounded like bizarre cusswords to 20 The Farblondjet Superhero and His Cultural Origins Jewish New Year’s Greeting Postcard by Samuel Goldring (New York, c. 1905). English-speakers: Mayn pishke is puste! (“My alms box is empty!”) Borscht Belt comedians, of course, had a field day with this. Everyday discourse in one language could garner malicious horselaughs in the minds of others. Gallows Humor The certainty of death and all the absurd attempts to sidestep it appears in most national humors but, among the Jews, it incorporated an antinomian and shlemiel21 The Battle of the Wits, or Comic Anecdotes (Budapest: Mordechai Afrim Verlag, 1869). Funnyman like logic. “You know, Pinkus, if there isn’t life after death, I’ll laugh.” Shame and irrational desperation always superseded the bleak fate of cartoonish Jewish victims: two shlamazels are hauled out before an impatient firing squad. They are offered blindfolds but one of them defiantly refuses it. The first Jew is baffled and nudges his comrade with a shoulder-brush, “Goldbaum, take the blindfold already. And stop being such a kokhlefl [“pot stirrer” or troublemaker]!” Solipsism and Materialism Self-centeredness and ethnocentric puffery somehow fueled the yuks for much Jewish banter. Freud’s favorite Jewish joke: “A Count implores the village Jewish doctor to administer some relief to his wife, who is undergoing a painful delivery. When Cohen enters the castle, he hears the pregnant woman moaning, ‘Ach, du Lieber!’ The frightened Count asks what the physician can do to comfort the woman. Cohen assures the Count that there is nothing to worry about and asks if he has any playing cards. The two men sit for a friendly game of clablasch. In the next room, the woman suddenly groans, ‘Mon Dieu! Mon Dieu!’ The Count becomes increasingly alarmed and asks Cohen if he has sedatives. Cohen shrugs his shoulders and suggests a glass of brandy would go well with the game. Finally, the Countess shrieks, ‘Oy vey!’ and Cohen jumps up from the table. ‘Count, it’s time!’” A similar story has the leaders of the world Communism meeting at an international conference in Tokyo. They can’t decide in which language to conduct their covert symposium. Russian, after all, is the tongue of the Workers’ Motherland; Karl Marx, their esteemed founder, wrote in German; China has the largest number of devoted proletarians; and the host country is Japan. Finally, one of the organizers solves the linguistic conundrum with a wave of his hand. “Who are we kidding? We all know one language! Red Yidish! (“Speak Yiddish!”)” Lenny Bruce cleaved the entire world of popular culture into Jewish and Gentile S. Felix Mendelsohn, The Jew Laughs (Chicago: L.M. Stein Publisher,1935). 22 The Farblondjet Superhero and His Cultural Origins domains, “All Drake’s cakes are goyish. Instant potatoes are goyish; TV dinners are goyish. Fruit salad is Jewish. Black cherry soda’s very Jewish. Macaroons are very, very Jewish! Lime jello is goyish. Lime soda is very goyish. Titties are Jewish. Trailer parks are so goyish that Jews won’t even go near them. Chicks that iron your shirt for you are goyish. Body and fender men are goyish. Cat boxes are goyish. Ray Charles is Jewish. Al Jolson is Jewish. Eddie Cantor’s goyish. Evaporated milk is goyish even if the Jews invented it. Chocolate is Jewish and fudge is goyish.” The Jewish American Princesses jokes from the 1960s also played into the enduring stereotype of the Jewish self-centered and materialist POV but in a pronounced antifeminist frame. JAPs were targeted as the most spoiled, most shopping-obsessed, selfish, vain, and sexually disinterested of American femmes. (i.e., Q: What do you get when you cross a JAP with a prostitute? A: Someone who sucks credit cards. Or, a definition of Jewish foreplay, two hours of begging.) An Anna Sequoia, The Official J.A.P. Handbook (New York: Plume, 1982). early version of the JAP joke appeared in the Twenties. When a hospital physician asks the Jewish night nurse about his deathly ill patient’s condition, most of her reply is about how his moaning and requests kept her up all night, ruining her beauty rest. Finally, the dying man stopped pestering her altogether. All in all, it turned into a pretty good night. 23 Funnyman American-Jewish Comedy Before 1947 Although German and Sephardic Jews had settled in America long before the Revolution, popular curiosity about these non-Christian immigrants and their strange customs only surfaced in the late 1870s and early 1880s, at the beginning of the mass Jewish exodus from Austro-Hungary and Russia. Lew Wallace’s sensationalist novel BenHur: A Tale of the Christ (1880), which deflected the story of Jesus and his Disciples onto a fictional Judean nobleman and his phenomenal struggle against Roman-era iniquities and eventual Christian redemption, enormously piqued the interests of middle-class Americans about the stateless, shabbily-dressed newcomers. Up and down the vaudeville stages of the Eastern seaboard, a craze for Hebe comics erupted. In a rusty plug hat, unfashionable black overcoat, and pointed beard, Frank Bush paced the floorboards, shouting, “My name is Solomon Moses. I’m a bully Sheeny man, I always treat my customers the very best what I can!” His disjointed gesticulations, shameless proclamations, nearly unintelligible English, and ridiculous Hopi-like circle-dance were soon imitated by Burt and Leon, Sam Curtis, Joe Frisco, and Howard & Thompson. The New York audiences adored these grotesque, addled stage Jews. They mangled the King’s tongue and violated all the social conventions of mercantile respectability. It was a new theatrical sensation and a vision of unparalleled mayhem. But none of the top-hatted, bespectacled, featured impersonators were actually of the Hebrew persuasion. George Cooper, Cooper’s Yankee, Hebrew, and Italian Dialect Readings and Recitations (New York: Wehman Bros, 1903). 24 The Farblondjet Superhero and His Cultural Origins Weber and Fields The first legitimate Jewish comics in American show business were Joe Weber [Moisha Weber] and Lew Fields [Moisha Schanfield]. Polish-born, the two adolescent Moishas met up on the Lower East Side in 1876 when immigrant New York was more schnitzel than schmaltz-herring, more working-class Teutonic than Slavic or Jewish. Even among Yiddish-speaking Jews, like Fields’ tailor father, German was the common patois of the street and family in the 1870s. In the dozens of back-alley saloons, honky-tonks, and dime museums below 14th Street, the boys imitated grown-up comic-song-and-dance routines. By the early 1880s, the teenage duo renamed themselves the mellifluous and WASPy sounding “Weber and Fields.” They began as a blackface team but quickly moved on to pugnacious Irish types and finally settling into a celebrated eccentric Dutch act of Mike and Meyer (or, at one time, Krautknuckle and Bungstarter). A growing staple of the New York vaudeville stage, “Dutch Delineators” blended inverted Dutch dialect rhythms with stereotypical German (Deutsch) befuddlement and professorial pomposity. Dutch humor then consisted of imbecilic monologues delivered in a guttural ricochet of “Limburger English.” Ridiculous linguistic and visual parody offended neither the Bowery Germans nor native Dutch descendants. What Weber and Fields added to this innocent immigrant pastime was a sharper and more enduring vision of scheming, (not yet American) con-men, boisterous slapstick, insulting patter, and the luftmensch psychology of ghetto survival. The very sight of Weber and Fields produced shrieks of laughter and immediate applause. Lanky and tall, Fields’ Meyer resembled nothing so much as a smooth, big-city Uncle Sam on Weber and Fields Pictorial Souvenir (New York: R.H. Russell the make. His dopey, greenhorn victim, Publisher, 1901). 25 Funnyman Mike, played by Weber in a goatee, was padded to look unusually squat and small. Their contrasting sizes and styles allowed for endless misunderstandings and comical bouts. Designed to move more like twodimensional newspaper cartoons than humans, their aggressive Jewish personas were well concealed inside checkered Dutch-style suits. Weber and Fields’ sketches always revolved around some preposterous— but never successful— con job initiated by the ebullient Meyer on his sweetly stupid shlub partner. Typical routines involved a failed hypnotic session with ever increasing repugnant demands and misunderstandings; an invitation to a pool game that unexpectedly cascades “Weber and Fields” by Al Frueh, New York World Magazine (1913). into a messy brawl; a phony poker game with newly invented rules to frustrate Mike’s good luck; a flight in an air balloon; the purchase of a broken-down hotel; the discovery of a violin. The breakthrough comic appeal of Weber and Fields was predicated on their violent physicality and disquieting bonds. The couple’s slapstick denouements introduced eyegouging, custard pie tosses, chest-poking, and reflexive shin-kicking to the American public. But unlike more typical “nut” vaudeville numbers, Weber and Fields’ antagonistic relationship unveiled all of the elements and dysfunctional logic of a bickering immigrant couple. Even when Mike got choked, pummeled, and beaten, he professed his love to Myer. Spectators roared when Meyer leaped up on Mike’s cushioned stomach and poked him deep in his eyes or planted a hatchet in Mike’s thick skull (under his wig was a cork-covered steel plate) or broke a violin (or cue stick) over his head. Funnier still was Meyer’s justification and Mike’s response: Meyer: “If I’m cruel to you, Mike, it’s because I love you.” (As he gouges Mike’s eyes.) Mike: “If you luffed me any more, I couldn’t stand it!” 26 The Farblondjet Superhero and His Cultural Origins By the early 1890s, Weber and Fields became New York’s hottest comedy team/anti-team and in 1896 opened their own Broadway Music Hall near Sheridan Square. Their burlesques of popular musicals and melodramas practically obliterated the dramatic originals. The question of Weber and Fields’ Jewishness was cleverly deflected by the employment of overtly comic stage Jews like Sam Bernard in their productions. (A tactic Jack Benny would exploit for his radio programs during the Thirties and Forties.) After the turn of the century, Weber and Fields’ partnership folded, reestablished itself, and folded yet again. Beginning in 1925, they appeared in motion pictures and finally relocated to Hollywood in 1930. Although Fields’ children went on to establish a HollywoodBroadway dynasty, their pioneering ghetto shtik inspired the raucous antics of countless Jewish comedy teams like the Howard Brothers, Smith and Dale, L. and M. Ottenheimer, One Thousand Laughs From the Marx Brothers, the Ritz Brothers, the Vaudeville (Baltimore: L & M Ottenheimer Publishers, Happiness Boys, the Hudson Brothers, 1913). and the Three Stooges. (Even the halfJewish team of Abbott and Costello borrowed several sketches from the Weber and Field repertoire.) On the Boards In 1900, Tony Pastor, America’s first vaudeville impresario, added authentic Hebe acts to his five-a-day program lineup. A melancholic violin solo introduced the shuffling entrance of the misery-enveloped Joe Welch. This mirthless stumblebum sighed audibly and began his long litany of the day’s misfortunes. He always opened with the same ribtickling, accented refrain, “Mebbe you tink I am a happy man?” His brother, Ben Welch, played an opposite Semitic type, the grinningly optimistic, pushcart salesman. Together, 27 Funnyman they brought down the house and elevated Hebrew monologists to the very top of the comic bill. (Sadly, the Welches’ prominence was shortlived: Joe was institutionalized after three years and Ben permanently lost his sight in the middle of a knockabout routine.) Dozens of Jewish teams quickly followed. Each had its own specialized shtiklakh and fan base. Gus and Jay Goldstein marveled at Mendel’s ascension to corner cop on the Lower East Side. Monroe Silver complained about the malevolence of newfangled inventions and spiteful telephone operators. Willie and Eugene Howard jettisoned the whiskers and ratty waistcoats to lampoon the desperate charades and foibles of first-generation assimilated Jews on the make. An accountant at the Philadelphia Telephone and Will Harris and Harry L. Robinson, “Yonkle, the Cow-Boy Jew” Telegraph Company, Julian Rose Songsheet (New York, 1907). often amused his co-workers with lunchtime renditions of a fast-talking Jewish peddler. The laughs began as soon as Rose donned a greasy, black gabardine and pulled an equally rumpled derby hat hard over his ears. Gesturing wildly as he pranced through the office, Rose blathered on in the misplaced rhythms and broken English of the archetypal immigrant Jew. Yet Rose’s greenhorn creation varied enough from the whiny vaudeville type to be seen as a comic original. More animated interpreter than Old World crank, Rose’s character explained in song the pathetic Hebrew attempts to mimic the rites and mores of the privileged Yankee world encircling him. Convinced that his true calling was show business, Rose left the 8-to-5 grind at age thirty for the peripatetic life of a “Hebrew i mpersonator” on the Keith-Albee vaudeville circuit. He scored big in the Midwest and Western wheel and was among the first Jewish comedians to record on Edison cylinders in 1903. Rose’s peculiar, superannuated dialect parodies—his Yiddish-inflected patter was once clocked at two hundred words per minute— served him well in the recording studio, where his recordings achieved a strong Jewish and Gentile following. “Sadie’s Birthday Party,” “Mrs. Blumberg’s Boarding House,” “Becky, the Spanish Dancer,” and “Levinsky’s Wedding” formed the basis of Rose’s spoken repertoire. Other Jewish comedians and songwriters imitated him on cylinders and 78 disks with 28 The Farblondjet Superhero and His Cultural Origins such novelty songs as “When Moses With His Nose Leads the Band,” “Under the Matzos Tree--A Ghetto Love Song,” “Yonkel, the Cow-Boy Jew,” “Marry a Yiddisher Boy,” and “Cohen Owes Me $97.” Rose’s sudden desire for legitimacy on Broadway in 1905, however, considerably shortened his American career when he starred in Fast Times in New York, a comedy that was much criticized for its vulgar portrayal of Jewish life. The ubiquitous image of the disheveled Hebrew comic and his babbling monologue about insurance scams gone awry certainly beguiled small-town vaudeville audiences but respectable Jewish organizations were laughing less. The Chicago Anti-Stage Jew Ridicule Committee, among many, militated against Rose and his unshaven brood. By 1913, Rose “Eddie Cantor” by Frederick J. Garner (St. Paul, MN: Brown & Bigelow, found himself blackballed from 1933). Keith-Albee bookings altogether, forced to rely on smaller and less lucrative live venues. Six years later, billing himself as “Our Hebrew Friend,” Rose moved permanently to Britain. Within two years, he found himself engaged as a headliner at London’s Palladium and was one of the first comics to be heard in BBC broadcasts. At the end of his life, Rose was a featured celebrity in the Royal Variety Performances. In a sense, Julian Rose created the “Jewish nut” character for future British culture, a type that would be revived (without the dialect) in every half-generation from Issy Bonn, Bud Flanagan, Jimmy Gold, Peter Sellers, Marty Feldman, Ben Elton, to Sacha Baron Cohen. In his annual Follies, which reached their apogee during the glitter of the Jazz era, Flo Ziegfeld utterly transformed the image of the razzle-dazzle, Jewish Broadway clown. As New York City’s most indefatigable and influential showman, he had already established Anna Held, a former Yiddish theatre chorus girl, as the national avatar of modern sexuality—his publicists maintained that the flapperish, milk-bathing Held was raised in a French convent. During the Great War, Ziegfeld equally advanced the careers of Ed Wynn, Eddie Cantor, and Fanny Brice. They were soon to be heralded as the hip primitives of the Counter-Prohibition. 29 Funnyman If Wynn, known as the “Perfect Fool,” traded on his pip-squeak pathos and tiny porkpie felt hat, Cantor and Brice cavorted around Ziegfeld’s stage in broad Hebraic burlesques of high-stepping Manhattanites. Billed as the “Apostle of Pep,” Cantor infused the traditional pabulums of shtetl Jews—cowardice and hypochondria—with vivacious bursts of energy and a delirious sex drive. The mere thought of nestling on a Morris chair with a longstemmed babe galvanized the Lower East Side standup into beads of eye-rolling and pattycake emoting pivots. Cantor studded his vaguely Jewish characters with bits of Yiddish patter that only the initiated might decipher correctly—Cantor-Tailor to a Gentile Client: “You want a patsh (“a hit”) on the sleeve? I’ll give you a patsh!” [slaps the customer’s face]. Brice, soon to be marqueed as “America’s Funny Girl,” went all-out ghetto. She crossed her eyes and stooped to emphasize her hooked nose while belting out comic and torch songs in vulgarly inappropriate Yiddish inflections. Ziegfeld’s erotic extravaganzas were now bound to Hebe acts in a contemporary mode. Ziegfeld’s revue imitators, Irving Berlin, George White, Earl Carroll, and the Schuberts, also set Jewish comedy sketches between their near-nude music-hall parades. Fresh from the vaudeville and burlesque circuits came Lou Holtz, the Howard Brothers, the Ritz Brothers, Ben Hecht, and Walter Winchell. New York critics waxed rhapsodic over the anti-heroic schemes and comic vanities of these new Stage Jews. The Borscht Belt In the Catskill resort region, one hour from New York City, working- and middle-class Jews spent much of their summers in rented bungalows and small hotels. (There were 500 hotels and 3,000 bungalow colonies in the area by 1945.) While Irish-Americans and Italian-Americans were content to enjoy their holidays in the natural tranquility of Sullivan County with its endless outdoor and family activities, Jewish vacationers demanded comic amusements as the constant feature of the late-night entertainments. In the Catskill adult summer camps and lodges, “social directors” or amateur performers, usually waiters, had “Phil Foster at Grossinger’s” Album Cover, 1957. 30 The Farblondjet Superhero and His Cultural Origins to confront angry and restless Jewish spectators on inclement days. Because of the comics’ ceaseless activities to please that difficult clientele, they became known as “toomlers.” Masters of improvisational invective, these early standups recapitulated the social role of their Yiddish-speaking progenitor, the Badkhn. This led to the institution of the Borscht Belt comedian, the filthymouth scrapper par excellence. Borscht Belt humor as a definable genre developed in late 1920s and the early 1930s, just when the mainstream Jewish comedians were camouflaging their ethnic origins to perform in the new mass media of radio and sound feature films. Most of the Bronx dwellers and Brooklynites altered their surnames—often pushing their Christian names into last place—and concocted more elegant backstories. Some playhouses, like the Fanny Brice in “Modernistic Moe,” a parody of Martha Graham’s one at Grossinger’s (or G’s), were solo political-dances, Ziegfeld Follies of 1936. Drawn by Al Hirschfeld, New York Times (September 15, 1936). professionally-sized and sat 1700 ticket-holders. Slapdash satires of Broadway musicals and Hollywood movies, dirty standup, and biting parodies were the order of the day. Typically, the ten o’clock and midnight shows mocked the hoteliers’ mammoth propensities for platters of complimentary kosher food, ill manners, illicit business dealings, and bed-hopping pursuits. (This was a prime watering hole for JAPs seeking young professional mates. Again, laughs led to sexual misbehavior and, if successful, to sumptuous bridal parties.) By 1942, the toomler as popular entertainer slowly died out because of the wartime draft and changes in tastes among assimilated Jews. Downscale sketch parody—the more ludicrous, the better—was more to their liking. The tradition of gross-out Badkhn-toomler humor, however, resurfaced helter-skelter in the less lavish hotels and among New York nightclub comics in the late Fifties. One adult game, “Simon Sez,” invented by Lou Goldstein at G’s, soon became a manic national pastime. What most native Americans never realized were the particular Jewish roots of Goldstein’s aggressive contest: following the implicit orders of the authority figure too quickly would soon result in a default (or death by Cossacks). Both Kutscher’s and Grossinger’s attempted to excise Jewish comic entertainment altogether in the late Forties for the more All-American diversions like basketball and 31 Funnyman Rehearsal photograph of Mickey Katz, Phil Foster, and Joel Grey in the Borscht Capades of 1951. baseball. Unfortunately, a series of college sports scandals involving Jewish bookmakers, point-fixing, and the said resorts occasioned the return of ribald, Badkhn-like comedy until the demise of the Borscht Belt in the 1970s. By the Fifties, the hostile humor of the Catskills leaked back into Manhattan. Will Jordan and Lenny Bruce were sending shockwaves into New York’s premier nightclubs, ripping into the social hypocrisies and sacred cows of the era. Even Gentile standups— especially Italians and African-Americans—suddenly accommodated themselves to this bad-taste frenzy. Esquire magazine billed this phenomenon as “the Yiddishization of American Comedy.” You didn’t even have be Jewish to engage in dirty-mouthed Borscht Belt antics. (The stereotypical tired Catskills raconteur found new life in the 1980s and 1990s with Eddie Murphy’s cigar-chomping Gumby; Paul Fusco’s Alf, an offensive alien puppet creature; and Robert Smigel’s ferociously memorable “Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog.”) 32 The Farblondjet Superhero and His Cultural Origins Cartoons and Jokebooks Caricatures of the Jew as a surly imp appeared on the front pages of America’s graphic weeklies since the early 1880s. Jewish bodily features—furrowed foreheads, thick eyebrows, baggy eyelids, uneven teeth, hairy double chins, pudgy stomachs, knock-knees—were easy to draw and always produced quick laughs. Whether portrayed as maniacal immigrants or as The Wasp (San Francisco), June 9, 1888. ersatz Americans, hysteric Hebrews were immediately recognizable. First-generation Italian- or Irish-Americans had to be properly captioned and their dialect conversations were mostly predictable and a bit tiresome. Jews had always something innovative to whine about. Although comic strips graced the pages of Yiddish dailies since the early Teens, Harry Hershfield created one of the first sympathetic Jewish cartoon characters in the national press. Abie Kabibble, or “Abie the Agent,” a car salesman, debuted in 1914 in the New York Journal and became syndicated in the Sunday supplements within a decade. Abie’s commercial and familial troubles evoked good-natured chuckles across the pop landscape. He was the subject of Tijuana Bibles, dialect songs, silent movie animations, and early Harry Hershfield’s Abie (June 22, 1929). 33 Funnyman Left: Jo Swerling, Arthur Johnston, and George Holland’s “Abie! (Stop Saying Maybe)” Songsheet, 1926. Right: Milt Gross, Dunt Esk!! (New York: George H. Doran Company, 1927). radio. Groucho Marx even referenced him in Animal Crackers. Rube Goldberg, Mac Lieberman, and Milt Gross fashioned their own Hebraic types. By the mid-Twenties, Gross’ Mowriss Feitlebaum and his tenement family formed the basis of two best-selling graphic anthologies. Jewish jokebooks and collections of humorous anecdotes were a pre-Depression staple. Even the YMCA’s handbook of “skits and stunts,” The Omnibus of Fun, was penned by the husband-and-wife team of Helen and Larry Eisenberg. 34 The Farblondjet Superhero and His Cultural Origins Charlie Chaplin in The Immigrant, 1917. Hollywood Talkies and Syndicated Radio Although Hollywood’s institutional beginnings were heavily Jewish, few silent comic headliners themselves were of the faith. (Charlie Chaplin was the luftmensch stand-in for the hapless immigrant.) The sound revolution in features—inaugurated by Al Jolson in The Jazz Singer—brought New York Jewish comics into the mix. Eddie Cantor, the Howard Brothers, Al Kelly, Fanny Brice, Lou Holtz, the Three Stooges, Jack Benny, the Marx Brothers, George Burns, the Ritz Brothers, Benny Rubin, Milton Berle, and Phil Silvers globalized Jewish revue and burlesque routines. Over the radio waves in prewar America, it was near impossible to avoid the snap of Yiddishisms and Jewish comic personalities. Cantor disguised his old Ziegfeld routines by playing straight man to Bert Gordon’s obviously Jewish “Mad Russian”; Artie Auerbach responded as the fearless schlemiel, “Mister Kitzle,” to Benny’s cheapskate taunting; an 35 Funnyman 1000 Jokes Magazine #40 (October-December, 1947). 36 The Farblondjet Superhero and His Cultural Origins incredulous Berle interrogated Arnold Stang’s smugly facile Francis, the most irritating and nasal of all Outer Borough shnooksters. Fred Allen, the Gentile King of network radio, interviewed his own panel of urban misfits, Allen’s Alley, that usually started with Mrs. Nussbaum. Played by Minerva Pious, the malapropism-prone Bronx denizen almost always responded with a deadpan rejoinder, like, “You were expecting maybe Veinstein Chuychill?” But of all of the Jewish comic leads who rode the Borscht Belt to the Hollywood bandwagon during the Depression and war years, none transfixed Jerry Siegel more than Danny Kaye (born David Daniel Kaminsky). Here was a buffoon who shifted from fall-down physical clown to agitated musical maestro to charming juvenile in the beat of a snare of a drum or blink of an eye. He was Funnyman incarnate, a Walter Mitty who could deliver a bullydeflating shpritz. Milton Berle, Out of My Trunk (New York: Grayson Publishers, 1945). 37 “The Kute Knockout!” (Funnyman #2 March 1948) Funnyman 86 Funnyman Comic Book Stories 87 Funnyman 88 Funnyman Comic Book Stories 89 Funnyman 90