Pristine - Canadian Snowbird Association
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Pristine - Canadian Snowbird Association
Publication mail agreement no: 40063603 OFFICIAL NEWS MAGAZINE OF THE CANADIAN SNOWBIRD ASSOCIATION | WINTER 2014 | ISSUE 93 Pristine Patagonia INSIDE THIS ISSUE Planning for the Snowbird Lifestyle Seven Common Investment Errors Protecting Public Health Stay & Play Where you want to be! Escape dreary hometown forecasts and enjoy a month or more at the beach, in the mountains, or in Orlando this winter season. Wyndham Vacation Rentals® has seasonal long term rentals at low rates in Northwest Florida, Orlando, Alabama, Tennessee and South Carolina ... and many properties can accommodate stays as long as one month or more. Wyndham Vacation Rentals® also offers exclusive travel benefits during the winter season - split your long-term stay across these scenic locales to enjoy all the Southeast has to offer! 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Call us for a quote today 1-800-267-8000 Group Services Insurance Brokers Limited Editor’s message WINTER 2014 | ISSUE 93 Editor CSA Editor Vice President Art Director Director of Sales Account Manager Director of Operations Marketing Coordinator J. Ross Quigley Bob Slack Chris Bradbury Peter Prusa Neville B. Levin Fran Castricone Paula McGovern Kim Saunders CSA BOARD OF DIRECTORS President First Vice-President Second Vice-President Treasurer Secretary Past President Director Director Executive Director Legal Counsel Bob Slack Jim Sherb Ron Steeves Karen Huestis John Foster Gerry Brissenden James Leroux Nancy Hopcraft Michael MacKenzie Wallace Weylie Contributing Editors Michael Coren Jennifer Cox Shari Darling James Dolan Barb & Ron Kroll Illustrator Dr. Robert MacMillan Willa McLean Andrew Moore-Crispin Rex Vogel Ron Bellamy We acknowledge the financial support of the Government of Canada through the Canada Periodical Fund of the Department of Canadian Heritage. CSANews© is published four times a year and is Copyright Winter 2014 by Medipac International Communications Inc., 180 Lesmill Road, Toronto, Ontario M3B 2T5. (416)441-7000. Subscription Price: $ 9.95 Canada; $20.00 U.S. and foreign. Single copy: $3.95. Prices include tax. Published by Medipac International Communications Inc. It has been a bit of a tough time since we last talked. My 93-year-old mother passed away peacefully last month after a long and fruitful life helping others. Bruce White, the wonderful husband of CSA’s former president Ellen White, finally had his heart issues catch up to him. And we are all praying for Joan Brissenden, Gerry’s wife and an incredible long-term volunteer for the CSA. She has been hospitalized for almost three months now and is currently in an Orillia, Ontario hospital receiving care. (Needless to say, our column “The Travels of Gerry and Joan” will not appear in this issue.) On a brighter note, my friend Maureen just finished her 23rd radiation treatment following cancer surgery and is now fine; am I allowed to say cured? She does have a radiation “sunburn,” but that will soon fade away and the cancer will just be a bad memory. Hopefully, a memory that is rarely remembered. There is so much more life to live! The one sure thing about crisis is that it will bring family and friends together, like a wedding or a birth. It is the natural cycle of life. And right now is the best time of year! It is Christmas and this is the time to celebrate those loyal friends and that wonderful family, even crazy Uncle Al. It is a time of giving, of caring, of being the very best you can be. It is a time to think of what you can do to make life better for someone…for everyone. And don’t be afraid to go to church, or to synagogue, or to mosque, if you have been away for some time. They will welcome you with open arms. New friends await you. A new year is beginning. Are you ready? It will be as wonderful as you make it, and I have every confidence that you will make it your best year yet. Sincerely, Opinions expressed are those of the writers and are not necessarily those of the CSA, Medipac International Communications Inc. or its affiliates, their Directors, Officers, or other employees or agents. Canadian Publications Mail Product Sales Agreement No: 40063603. ISSN No: 1195-2393 J. Ross Quigley Editor CSANews | WINTER 2014 5 Table of Contents WINTER 2014 | ISSUE 93 5 Editor’s Message 8 Bird Talk 10 Snowbird Alert FEATURES 12 President’s Message overnment Relations Report 13 G 14 Snowbird Events 16 Insurance by Ross Quigley 18 Opinion by Michael Coren Travel 20 Pristine Patagonia by Barb & Ron Kroll Mountains, glaciers and fjords – a memorable journey to the edge of the earth. 19 Profile 44 Health Pulse 46 Longevity by Jennifer Cox 48 Fitness by Jennifer Cox ood & Drink by Shari Darling 50 F R.V. Lifestyle lanning for Retirement & the 30 P Snowbird Lifestyle by Rex Vogel Preparing for retirement is a lot of work! It requires foresight and careful planning. 54 CSA Online by Andrew Moore-Crispin Finance 56 CSA Update 34 Seven Common Investment Errors 57 Book Review by Willa McLean by James Dolan Common mistakes that investors make and some practical tips on how you can avoid them. 58 CSA Application 59 Benefits Health 60 Fun & Games 40 Protecting Public Health 61 Grins & Giggles 62 Fast Facts 6 www.snowbirds.org by Dr. Robert MacMillan Be mindful of the immunization and health protection measures you can take to protect yourself, as well as others, from infection. 20 40 30 34 CSANews | WINTER 2014 7 Bird talk Dear Bird Talk, I think you are doing a grave disservice to your Canadian readers for not letting them know which insurance company refused to pay for the hospital that treated the little girl in Mexico. I have used insurance companies over the years and had no problem until I was stranded out west in Oregon. I had a major company who would not help me. I had to find someone to fly out and drive me and my motorhome home. I later found out that I had Lyme disease and was sick for over two years. I paid all the expenses and had to prove that I couldn’t get back by myself. They eventually paid some of it, but you can believe I dropped that company the next year. We need to expose these companies and they just might smarten up when no one uses their company. Barbara Cormack Barrie, ON Ed.: I agree with you, Barbara. The problem is that big insurers have big pockets for lawyers and, unless you get written permission from the clients and the hospitals, you really can’t say anything. When you do, you are in court for telling the truth. The last case took three years to settle, but we did win. It’s just not worth the fight, however. So now we have two nasty insurance companies – the one for the little girl and yours. I always say to just buy Medipac as that is the best option. By the way, if you had called us, we would have helped you, for free. That’s just who we are. Congratulations on beating Lyme disease; it is more dangerous than most people think. Dear Bird Talk, Two winters ago, I did not travel to Florida because my wife Alma was being treated for cancer (and passed away), so I cancelled the insurance on the automobile that I keep in Florida. When I went to the local licensing office in Bradenton to renew my “tag,” I was shunted from one clerk to the next until I demanded to know “what is going on.” I was told “you did not turn in your licence plate when you cancelled your insurance, therefore you must pay a fine of US$150 in order to renew.” Last fall, when I turned in the plate, I demanded that the clerk/office inform the “powers to be in Tallahassee that I turned in the plate.” The response was, “oh we do not do that.” By the way, 8 www.snowbirds.org they do not hold the plate; it is a new one every time you renew in that manner. Also, you cannot just put it on a minimum “fire & theft” as we do here in Ontario. You can only reduce the figure by about 30% and the insurance on the same vehicle was twice as much in Florida as it was in Ottawa! I have been trying to raise this matter with the CSA for action for some considerable time, but to date have had no clear acknowledgement or response! Harry Splett Ottawa, ON Ed.: Hello Harry, it’s nice to hear from you again. We have generally found that you will get a different answer from every clerk in one of these tax offices. They really do not know how to deal with us, the foreigners. I would try going to a different tax office to see if you can get a different response. The CSA is aware of these and many other similar issues but, for now, we are concentrating on the Snowbird Visa. Dear Bird Talk, I enjoy reading your magazine, however the fall issue no. 92 had some incorrect information in the Low Fat Chicken Stroganoff recipe found on page 49. The recipe mentions that it is gluten-free and that all you have to do is substitute the egg noodles with any gluten-free pasta. Firstly, the all-purpose flour is not glutenfree and canned cream of mushroom soup is not gluten-free. People who are gluten-free and just learning about it would be misled by the recipe. Those of us who are pros at staying away from food with gluten see lights flashing when they read items in a recipe that they know contain gluten. Hopefully, no one with gluten problems became ill after trying this recipe. Perhaps your office should proofread more closely, especially recipes. Carol Chippior Ed.: We had no idea of the dangers involved in the recipe, our apologies. We have notified the author so that this will not be repeated in other recipes. Thanks for catching this. Dear Bird Talk, I am a retired federal employee spending each winter in Florida. I have medical coverage under the Public Service Health Care Plan for up to 40 days outside of Canada. To extend this, I fly back and forth to Ontario every few weeks to keep renewing the 40-day coverage, a rather expensive and tiring process. The alternative would be to buy additional insurance for the winter at a much higher cost. I wonder if perhaps the CSA could prevail upon the PSHCP to permit extended coverage for snowbirds like myself, if necessary, for an additional premium. Better this, than giving the money to the airline industry. Wally Gordon Ottawa, ON Ed.: The PSHCP could sell you extra coverage, but I am afraid that the price would be substantially higher than Medipac in most cases. We do know other people who fly back to a border town on a U.S. airline (which is usually much cheaper) and then drive their vehicle across the border for a day or two. As you say, it’s a lot of hassle but insurance premiums can be very, very high if you have serious health issues. We are not sure that this will be economical now, with our devalued dollar. We were very happy to see that PSHCP increased their limits to $500,000, as people were relying on their old plan and many experienced claims trouble with bills in excess of the old $100,000 limit. Dear Bird Talk, I think it important to warn other snowbirds about my unfortunate experience with Bell Canada. For two years, I requested temporary suspension of my satellite dish for the TV while I was in Florida. This was done and I was charged a minimal amount. This past October 2013, I phoned them as usual. I spoke to a young man who took all the particulars and assured me that the temporary suspension would be put in place. When I received the next bill, I saw that they were charging the full amount. I wrote to them in December and again in March. They did not correct their mistake. I also phoned and spoke to two representatives, who said that the order for temporary suspension had not been received. The account was disconnected in February for non-payment. They would not consider that the oversight was theirs. When I returned to Canada in late April, I determined that I could sign up with Shaw Direct and did so. Then I wrote to Bell Bird talk Canada and told them to come and pick up their equipment. They then began a campaign of intimidation, threatening to send a collector and to attack my credit, calling daily. It was incomprehensible that they would act this way. I’m sure that they could have verified there was no signal going from the dish to TV at this address. I was forced to pay more than $200 which I didn’t owe. Finally, they sent a prepaid Purolator label to ship the equipment to Scarborough, ON. My experience should be a caution to other snowbirds; document any requests to any large corporation! Margaret Sanders Fergus, ON Ed.: We get many, many letters of complaint about the telephone, satellite and cable companies and we do not have any real answers. I do, however, believe that you could get your $200 back. I would call Bell and ask for their Ombudsman and he should be able to fix it. Another option would be to file a claim in Small Claims Court, including extra fees for your time and effort. My guess is that the judge has had the same problems and will “throw the book at them.” Dear Bird Talk, My question is about defining working in the U.S. I could ask at the border, but I’m afraid that asking will bring attention to my situation with potential negative fallout. I am a contractor for a Canadian education company providing services to Canadian businesses only. Within this role, I provide course facilitation to students from all across Canada via online webinars, but it’s a Canadian company using a Canadian website and I’m paid in Canadian funds deposited directly into my Canadian account. It’s only because it’s the Internet that I can work from anywhere and I just happen to be in the U.S. in the winter. Does this mean I’m “working” in the U.S.? The best analogy I can use to illustrate this situation is that someone from CSA will respond to this question. If that person is being paid for their time and happens to be in AZ when they log on and respond to my question – are they then “working” in the U.S.? Any information you can pass on will be greatly appreciated. Dale from British Columbia Ed.: Do NOT talk to the border guards, as they will probably put a flag on your file. Internet commerce is still too new to have firm guidelines and regulations in place. Our CSA lawyer, Wallace Weylie says, “As you will understand, this is a matter of interpretation and is up to the discretion of the individual inspector. In our opinion, this activity should NOT constitute ‘working’ – the employer is Canadian, the services are provided to persons outside of the U.S., no resident of the U.S. is being deprived of the work and payment is made in Canada. That is the best we can do.” Dear Bird Talk, We are Canadian with a vacation home in Arizona. Our AZ builder offers a trade-in program, so we are using this and building a larger home. Our current home gets listed by a realtor which they use for their trade-in business and they pay 1/2 his commission. We pay the balance and the funds from our present home go to the Title Agency in trust, for us, for the new home. Are there any taxes for us to pay and do we have to complete a U.S. tax return when the money is going straight into another home? Linda Johnson Vancouver, BC Ed.: The sale of your current home would be subject to capital gains tax on the difference between the sale price and the purchase price you paid, less any improvements. Ten per cent of the sale price is required to be sent to the IRS and you (and your spouse) each have to file a U.S. tax return, Form 1040NR, for the year in which the sale takes place. The new home is of no consequence. Dear Bird Talk, My wife and I own a home in Arizona. Can you give guidance concerning the estate tax? Specifically, circumventing it. Should we have a separate will for the U.S.? Should we have our children’s names on the title? Any advice would be greatly appreciated. Wayne Delorme Calgary, AB Ed.: For persons dying after 2004, there is no estate or inheritance tax in Arizona. For most persons (unless you are very wealthy), there is no federal tax. There is no need to have a will for the U.S. – your Canadian will Bird Talk Featuring the letters & concerns of our members SEND YOUR LETTERS TO Bird Talk, c/o CSANews 180 Lesmill Road Toronto, Ontario M3B 2T5 or by e-mail: [email protected] is just fine. Adding children’s names to the title could be done for succession purposes, but be aware that you, thereafter, cannot do anything with the property without their consent. You could not sell it or mortgage it, for instance. We know of several situations in which this joint ownership turned out to be a nightmare. Two other things which you may wish to consider are a living will and a power of attorney. We recommend that you have one of each in Canada and also one of each in Arizona. An Arizona hospital and/or doctor would be very reluctant to depend on a Canadian document. Dear Bird Talk, I am a snowbird from Canada who has purchased a single-family home in a 55+ community. I have powers of attorney for both my estate and personal care written in Ontario by a lawyer. Should I have a power of attorney certified in Arizona as well? I am sure that there are lots of Canadians spending the winter in Arizona who would be interested in your answer. Richard Morrison Peterborough, ON Ed.: In theory, the documents prepared in Ontario should be recognized in Arizona. However, when the matter would arise, it would probably be in a crisis situation and the last thing that you would want is to have a question arise regarding their validity. Therefore, we suggest having documents prepared by a local attorney such that when the occasion arises, the persons involved are presented with documents which they recognize. We also suggest that these be valid only in the U.S., so that they do not conflict with your Ontario documents. CSANews | WINTER 2014 9 Snowbird alert Top tips to protect your online purchases The holidays often feel more hectic than festive with all of the preparations, invitations and hosting duties tugging us in all directions. Braving the malls filled with crowds just adds to the chaos, so consider the alternative: do your shopping online. Take a look at these top tips for safe and secure transactions, from eBay, a leading global marketplace Purchase from a legitimate site Make sure that the URL address begins with “https,” which indicates that the purchase is encrypted and secure. Do your research, and check the details Prices that are much lower than the competition may have strings attached, so be aware and read Ask lots of questions Contact a seller to ask questions about the product descriptions carefully. Also, be sure to understand product before you make a purchase, to shipping costs and delivery times avoid any surprises when you receive the – especially during the holiday item. season. Check the return policy, and look for Make sure that payments are guarantees secure Most purchases go smoothly but, if the Services such as PayPal provide for item isn’t exactly what you ordered, a safe and secure way to pay for policies such as eBay’s money-back your purchases online. They may guarantee will cover your purchase price plus original shipping on almost all items. even offer additional security, such as PayPal Purchase Protection. Enjoy the convenience of shopping online and give yourself the gift of more time with family and friends. 4 ways to avoid hitting the wall when hitting the road! Driving long distances and into the night isn’t everyone’s cup of tea (or coffee). Whether you prefer to grab a Red Bull for the road or crank up the AC, here are some tips to help you arrive at your destination safely: Stay Focused: GPS devices and cell phones can be lifesavers in the event of an accident or if you get lost, but technology can also be distracting, so remember to pull over when using your mobile. Stay Alert: Fighting the urge to sleep, especially after dark, is a bad idea. Pull over and take a 20-minute nap if you are yawning or blinking. Another way to stay alert is to get out of the car at least every two hours and walk/run around your vehicle a few times. Stay Energized: Drinking the equivalent of two cups of coffee can be effective in staving off a sleep attack for as long as an hour. However, hot drinks can make some people drowsy, so opt for something cold like a sugar-free energy drink to keep your body and mind alert. Stay Cool: Keep the air cool inside the car by opening a window or turning on the air conditioning. When temperatures rise above 27 degrees Celsius, most people experience a temporary loss of concentration and efficiency in mental alertness. Running on empty applies to more than just your vehicle, so make sure that you have enough left in the tank when you reach your destination. Source: www.newscanada.com 10 www.snowbirds.org Plan ahead before using your credit card abroad When you use a credit card outside of Canada, you are often given the choice to pay in Canadian or local funds at the point of sale. To decide, you need to know the rate which your credit card company will charge to exchange currencies, so that you can compare it to the rate being offered abroad. Before you leave home, check your credit card company’s foreign currency conversion rates (not the same as the foreign exchange rate) and associated fees. You can find this in the information box on your credit card agreement, which came with your credit card in the mail. Learn more about credit card agreements, plus your rights and responsibilities, by visiting the Financial Consumer Agency of Canada at itpaystoknow.gc.ca. New direct deposit form easier to complete As the deadline to apply for direct deposit of federal payments looms, the federal government has simplified the enrolment form to make it easier for Canadians to sign up. By April 2016, all federal payments will no longer be issued by cheque and direct deposit will be the preferred method of payment. Your payments will be conveniently deposited into your bank account, with very few exceptions, so the time to enrol is now. If you need help filling in the form, visit www.directdeposit.gc.ca, call 1-800-593-1666 or ask your bank teller for assistance. More than 80 per cent of federal payments – such as Old Age Security, the Canada Pension Plan, disability benefits, Employment Insurance and tax returns payments – made to Canadians are by direct deposit; however some Canadians still need to enrol to start enjoying the convenience and reliability of direct deposit. YOU’RE GOING AWAY. MAKE SURE YOUR MAIL FOLLOWS YOU. You’re going south for the winter or spending extended time at a second home. Forward your mail for the length of your stay with Canada Post Mail Forwarding. You can rest assured you won’t miss any important mail. And for shorter vacations, our Hold Mail service will keep your mail safe and help prevent people from knowing you’re away. Sign up for Mail Forwarding at canadapost.ca/mailforward CSA update Bob Slack CSA President President’s message Lois and I have arrived in Florida just a little ahead of the first snowstorm to hit the East Coast and we are looking forward to spending a warm winter with family and friends. Speaking of friends, we had the good fortune of meeting many of you during our fall round of Snowbird Lifestyle Presentations. This year, we began our tour in St. John’s, Newfoundland. We then headed to Halifax, Nova Scotia, Summerside, P.E.I. and Moncton, New Brunswick. Next up was a stop in Montreal, Quebec before finishing the tour in Ontario with stops in Nepean, Richmond Hill and Lindsay. I’m happy to report that we signed up many new members and I would like to thank all of the volunteers who came out to help us put on these productions. Thanks to all of you, the membership of the Canadian Snowbird Association continues to grow; it’s an exciting time for the association. Many of you have already asked me what the results of the recent midterm election in the United States mean for our retiree visa initiative. At this point, we do not expect the JOLT Act to pass before the new Congress is sworn in, in January of 2015. As you may recall, the JOLT Act has already been passed by the United States Senate as it was included in the controversial immigration reform legislation of 2013. The JOLT Act (as it exists on the House side) is a bipartisan, stand-alone bill with 166 co-sponsors divided almost evenly between Democrats and Republicans. One of the biggest obstacles on the House side was a lack of will to deal with 12 www.snowbirds.org anything that addressed comprehensive immigration reform and that would certainly include many of the provisions in the senate bill of which our visa was a part. Now that many of the more controversial proposals found in the original senate immigration reform bill have been passed by President Obama’s recent Executive Order, we suspect that there will be an opportunity for the JOLT Act to be reintroduced in the Senate, either as a stand-alone bill or as part of a less controversial package of visa reforms. Again, it is important to remember that, unlike comprehensive immigration reform, the JOLT Act enjoys strong bipartisan support from both Democrats and Republicans. With that level of support, we have no doubt that it will be reintroduced early in the New Year. We will be heading to Washington before the new session of Congress to sit down with some of the key co-sponsors (who were all re-elected) to get their feedback on a planned reintroduction strategy. After recently completing our fall round of Snowbird Lifestyle Presentations, it’s hard to believe that it’s almost time for the winter shows…but they are right around the corner. This year’s Florida Snowbird Extravaganza will be held at the Lakeland Center in Lakeland, Florida on Tuesday and Wednesday, January 27 and 28, 2015. Our annual Winter Texans’ Snowbird Extravaganza will take place on Monday and Tuesday, February 2 and 3, 2015 at the McAllen Convention Center in McAllen, Texas. Finally, our Canadian Snowbird Celebration will be held on Tuesday and Wednesday, February 10 and 11, 2015 at the Mesa Convention Center in Mesa, Arizona. As always, these shows are free of charge and continue to include top-flight Canadian entertainment and exhibitors from around North America. They are also always a great opportunity to catch up with old snowbird friends and meet new ones. If you are unable to attend any of these shows, I would urge you to attend one of our annual Winter Information Meetings. These meetings are smaller in size, but allow more time for the members to interact and receive updates on important snowbird topics of interest from the CSA board of directors. There is still plenty of first-rate entertainment and, again, all of these shows are free so why not come out and spend an afternoon with your snowbird friends and neighbours and catch a great show while you’re at it? Our 2015 Winter Information Meeting tour begins in Lake Havasu City, Arizona on Friday, February 13, 2015. We then head to Indio, California on Monday, February 16 before heading back to Arizona for shows in Yuma and Casa Grande on Tuesday, February 17 and Thursday, February 19. We conclude our tour in Florida with stops in Punta Gorda on Monday, February 23, Largo on Tuesday, February 24 and Bonita Springs on Thursday, February 26. Specific venues and times can be found elsewhere in this edition of the magazine. Have a safe and wonderful winter in the sun! CSA update Jim Sherb First Vice-President Government Relations report As we go to press, we are about to launch an advocacy initiative on behalf of our members from Quebec. Across Canada, each province and territory has a different policy related to the amount of prescription medication that drug plan recipients can acquire for travel purposes. While some jurisdictions will dispense an adequate amount of prescription drugs for travel, others will restrict the amount which they will reimburse at one time, forcing beneficiaries to pay out of pocket. In Quebec, the Régie de l’assurance maladie advises residents who are temporarily leaving Quebec to ask their pharmacist whether they may obtain the prescription medication which they will require during their absence from the province. At this time, the decision regarding whether or not a beneficiary receives an adequate supply of medication for use during travel is solely at the discretion of the pharmacist dispensing the drug. It is our view that this potentially creates needless uncertainty and added upfront costs for our Quebec members. If Ontario and other provinces provide an adequate supply of medication for their residents, why shouldn’t Quebec? We believe that the Quebec government should formalize a travel supply policy for those enrolled in the Public Prescription Drug Insurance Plan, which will allow beneficiaries to receive at least a six-month supply of prescription drugs for vacation purposes. There’s a new provincial government in Quebec and we are planning talks with them throughout the winter and spring on this important topic. We hope to get this remedied for our Quebec members in a timely fashion. According to a recent study by the National Association of Realtors for Florida, Canadians are once again Florida’s number-one international buyer of real estate. Last year, Canadians spent $2.2 billion on Florida properties, which represents 31.6% of all international transactions. The number-two country was the United Kingdom, which was well behind at 7% of all international transactions. For those of you keeping score at home, that’s the seventh consecutive year in which Canada has led the pack. Although housing prices in Florida are not as low as they were a few years ago, they are still attractive by Canadian standards and the falling Canadian dollar, as of yet, has not seemed to make much of an impact. Unfortunately, despite our strong investment in the state, there has been little movement on the property tax front. As our Florida members are aware, the state employs a two-tiered system of property taxation which means that non-residents and businesses can pay substantially more for similar properties than do full-time Florida residents. Why does Florida employ such a system? Well, I think it’s safe to say that politics is pretty much the reason. Politicians can provide generous homestead exemptions for full-time residents who can vote for them, while taxing the out-of-state residents who cannot. When you combine this with the fact that Florida does not have a state income tax, it’s obviously an uphill battle. Who wants to be the politician running for office on a promise to introduce an income tax and raise property taxes, while simultaneously lowering them for out-of-state residents? Fortunately, every now and then economic reality sets in and, if winter residents and businesses scream loud enough, Florida politicians pay attention. It may seem hard to remember but, in 2007, Florida real estate was at the peak of the market and property taxes for snowbirds and businesses were a major concern. When businesses stop hiring and snowbirds start kicking the tires of more attractive sunbelt states, Florida has a problem. In 2008, Florida voters amended the Constitution to give businesses and snowbirds some small measure of protection. There is now a prohibition in place that bans the assessment of most non-homestead property from increasing by more than 10% per year. Shortly thereafter, property values began to plummet so many snowbirds may not have noticed but, with Florida real estate prices on the rise, the value of the amendment will become more apparent. Does it go far enough to rectify the situation? Of course not, but it is an indication that progress can be made despite significant political obstacles if we keep making our voices heard. Of even greater concern may be the fact that, because of the political popularity of these two-tiered structures of property taxation, other jurisdictions are exploring the feasibility of introducing them in an effort to appeal to their full-time residents. When we hear those conversations taking place in other snowbird states, we need to be involved and point out the potential economic dangers which this move could bring. As always, we have a lot more to do. Have a safe and happy winter. CSANews | WINTER 2014 13 Snowbird events Snowbird Extravaganza Winter Texans’ Snowbird Extravaganza Canadian Snowbird Celebration The Lakeland Center McAllen Convention Center Mesa Convention Center 701 West Lime St. Lakeland Florida 700 Convention Center Blvd. McAllen, Texas 201 N. Center St. Mesa, Arizona Tuesday and Wednesday, January 27 and 28, 2015 9:00 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Monday and Tuesday, February 2 and 3, 2015 9:30 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. Tuesday and Wednesday, February 10 and 11, 2015 9:30 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. Join us at a CSA Winter Information Meeting! Hundreds of people and sometimes even thousands attend these one-of-a-kind meetings. Join us for a taste of Extravaganza entertainment, hear presentations from the Canadian Snowbird Association, get a Medipac insurance update and pose questions to the panel right from the audience. LAKE HAVASU CITY, AZ Friday, February 13 The Nautical Beachfront Resort 1000 McCulloch Blvd N. INDIO, CA Monday, February 16 Fantasy Springs Casino Resort 84245 Indio Springs Parkway PUNTA GORDA, FL Monday, February 23 Charlotte Harbor Event & Conference Center 75 Taylor Street YUMA, AZ Tuesday, February 17 Yuma Civic Center 1440 Desert Hills Drive LARGO, FL Tuesday, February 24 Largo Cultural Center 105 Central Park Drive CASA GRANDE, AZ Thursday, February 19 The Property Conference Center 1251 W. Gila Bend Highway BONITA SPRINGS Thursday, February 26 Elks Lodge No. 2753 3231 Coconut Road All events start at 1:00 p.m. (doors open at noon). For more information or to volunteer, call the CSA at 1-800-265-3200 or visit www.snowbirds.org. Easy Come. Easy Go. 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Thank heavens that he’s going to be OK, but I don’t know how he’s going to pay those huge bills. We should think about this a little more, though. What if George had banged his head in a slightly different place, or the doctors at the hospital didn’t know how to deal with a cerebral haemorrhage. George would be gone, Millie would be alone, and she would be left with these enormous bills. This is not a legacy which any of us would like to leave behind. 16 www.snowbirds.org I will be the first one to have a glass of wine or two and, perhaps, an afterdinner Drambuie. But I can’t tolerate those people who knock back six or eight triple scotches and then say that they are fine. Or the person who says “I have only had one,” when they have actually refilled the two-thirds-empty glass a dozen times. They’re fine too, of course. When George checked into the hospital, he was at two-and-a-half times the legal limit of alcohol in his blood. In other words, he was “stone” drunk. George had been treated for alcoholism in Canada but, once he got to the U.S., he started drinking heavily again. On his final discharge from the U.S. hospital, the medical papers outlined his severe withdrawal symptoms (commonly known as the DTs) and stated that he should immediately seek help and treatment for his addiction. Would you pay this claim? Would you like to contribute to George and Millie’s medical bills with increased premiums? This claim was not a Medipac claim, but Medipac would not pay this one, either. We do pay lots of claims for people who have had a social drink or two, but this accident was predictable…it was just a matter of time. Year after year we see hundreds of claims for broken legs, broken hips, head injuries and all kinds of other trauma due to simple falls. At our age, these injuries can shorten our life expectancy quite dramatically and, yet, they are so easy to prevent. We all know how to prevent George’s injuries, but I have been to dozens of homes where there is no handrail on the stairs. Most trailers and doublewides have no handrail. There may only be one or two stairs, but that can make it even more important to have a handrail. The claims all start the same way – “I was just leaving the house…” or “I was just coming home with…” or “I didn’t see the…”. Please, please make your home a little safer; install railings NOW, both inside and out. Insurance I hope that I do not have to mention the importance of handrails in the bathtub, do I? We all tend to think that bathroom grab bars are for old people (we are not old yet, no matter what they say) and for disabled people. I have noticed that Pat is using a different hair shampoo; when I follow her into the shower now, the floor is left with a greasy residue that would topple the best of athletes, which I am not. A grab rail can save your life! It can save your spouse’s life. It can extend your lives for many years. Think like that! How can I be safer? Probably the same person who installs your hand railing can do the bathroom bars, as well. Well, perhaps one more thought. A happy young Saskatchewan couple was going to have a baby and they decided to take their dream trip to Hawaii before the baby came. So, they bought some Blue Cross travel medical insurance and off they went. While in Hawaii, the expectant mother’s water broke unexpectedly; the baby decided not to wait and was born prematurely. Fortunately, as a result of excellent medical care, everything appears to be fine now. The bill, of course, was enormous – $950,000, to be exact; premature babies are very, very expensive. There was one in Bermuda a few years ago for $1.5 million. A last thought would be for all of those little untrained terror dogs. They bound around yapping and pulling and jumping when they get excited and often they will tie up your legs – and over you go. You can train your dog you know and, if not, then send him or her off to the doggie training camp. The change will be like a miracle has happened. Those are my recommendations for today. Both of these claims were denied! Just to be clear, Medipac would not pay any claim related to pregnancy, either. We have a specific exclusion related to pregnancy. I don’t believe that any of our clients would really need pregnancy coverage, although a Mrs. Lohan did have a child at the age of 74 last year. The point to be made here is that the president of Saskatchewan Blue Cross stated that there were nine separate “events” on which this claim was being denied. I presume that means nine different reasons for denying this claim. Nine! Nine different reasons! Perhaps you should read that policy of yours again. And, for clarity, a Manulife policy is NOT the same as a Medipac policy unless it says Medipac AND the Canadian Snowbird Association on the policy, as well as on the application for the policy. And, if a life or general insurance agent is trying to sell you the “snowbird” plan, don’t be confused. That is NOT Medipac either, and it certainly has nothing to do with the Canadian Snowbird Association. Medipac has no agents and we do not pay commissions. And, while we are at it, several companies advertise that they represent many insurers and many plans, and that they will find you the very best deal out there. This is not true, of course, because they only sell you plans that pay commissions. They do not sell Medipac. We are having lots of serious claims this year – make sure that you are not one of them. CSANews | WINTER 2014 17 Opinion with My new book is entitled Hatred: Islam’s War on Christianity (Random House/Signal). And yes, there have been death threats and lots of abuse and insults. It’s a book I wish I didn’t have to write, but I really had no option. In the summer of 2012, I interviewed an evangelical minister and activist on my television show. I’ve hosted this nightly current affairs program for almost three years and I try to discuss the international persecution of Christians, especially within Islam, whenever I can; tragically, there is never a shortage of newsworthy and timely opportunities. On this occasion, my guest, who had vast experience of the horrors faced by followers of Christ in Muslim majority states, asked me if he could put a Bible on the desk in front of him. I am always reluctant to resemble the host of a Christian television show. I am not criticizing what they do, but it is simply not my mandate and does tend to exclude many potential audience members – I politely told him that I’d rather he didn’t. Gracious and understanding, he said that he fully understood. But, he continued, this particular Bible might be of interest to the viewers as he had been given it by an Iraqi Christian who attended Our Lady of Salvation Syriac Catholic cathedral in Baghdad. The church had been attacked during the evening mass on October 31, 2010 by a Sunni Muslim terrorist group known as the Islamic State of Iraq; at least 58 people were murdered and more than 75 injured. 18 www.snowbirds.org The large, heavy book being held in front of me was, I realized, almost beyond reading. Its pages were thick and glued together in lumps, soaked and sticky with the blood of the men, women and children who had been slaughtered that warm evening in a place of peace, in a city where Christians had lived and flourished before Islam even existed. This was not a holy book to be preached from, but a holy book of martyrdom that preached. Its illegible pages spoke entire volumes, its redturned-to-brown stains cried out to a still largely indifferent, even hostile world. The Baghdad attack, however, was merely one example of the Islamic war on Christianity that has been underway for so very long. An exhaustive list of the individual and collective acts of terror, violence, abuse and militant discrimination is almost impossible, but it’s so important for us to know of the routine, grinding nature of daily life for Christians in the Islamic heartlands. But what of the primary text of Islam? The Quran 9:29 says, “Fight against those who believe not in Allah, nor in the Last Day, nor forbid that which has been forbidden by Allah and His Messenger and those who acknowledge not Islam as the religion of truth among the people of the Scripture, until they pay the Jizyah [religious tax] with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued.” 9:34 gives us, “O you who believe! Verily, there are many of the Jewish rabbis and the Christian monks who devour the wealth of Michael Coren mankind in falsehood, and hinder men from the Way of Allah. And those who hoard up gold and silver, and spend it not in the Way of Allah – announce unto them a painful torment,” and in another passage: “O you who believe! Fight those of the disbelievers who are close to you, and let them find harshness in you, and know that Allah is with those who are the pious.” Of course there is context and of course we speak here now not of ordinary Muslims – often the victims of Islamic fundamentalism – but of a strict interpretation of Islam and fundamentalism. But the point remains the same. Christians are being slaughtered, ethnically cleansed, forcibly converted and murdered. If you’re not a Christian and assume that none of this matters to you, you’re bathing in a false and damaging complacency. The book is called Hatred because that is what we are dealing with. Denial is dangerous and, if we bury our heads in the sand they will be, well, cut off. Islamist terror came to Quebec in October and it will surely not end there. Some values and virtues are worth standing for, and Canada is still a land of heroes. Snowbird Profile Carol MacKay and Edna Rollauer Best Friends for Life Carol MacKay and Edna Rollauer are best friends who share a passion for travel. For 25 years, the two have toured the world, visiting such places as Portugal, Australia, New Zealand and South Africa. “Travelling to many different destinations expands and broadens your horizons,” Edna explains. “We’ve learned to recognize our good fortune, realize the plight of others and enjoy a variety of experiences, food and customs.” Now retired schoolteachers, Carol and Edna met back in 1967 while working at the same school in Etobicoke, ON. They soon became great friends. The two were not newbies to travel; Carol took a solo trip in her little Vega across Canada, Alaska and back through the U.S. in 1976, and there were numerous shorter trips to Arizona and Mexico. The first big trip of a lifetime, however, came in 1984, when Edna and Carol made the huge trek to Asia, where they spent seven weeks touring the continent. Thirty years later, they’ve got many “trips of a lifetime” under their belts, creating the fondest of memories. One of their beloved places to visit is Portugal where, according to Edna, “We enjoy the lifestyle and relaxed atmosphere, as well as the people, food, wine and cafés.” One of their most notable experiences was an eight-week sojourn in the Algarve, followed by one week in Madeira. “Everything was in full bloom,” recalls Edna. “It was mountainous, with terraced landscape. And the people were lovely.” The small towns, seaside villages, beaches, excellent restaurants and access to most “North American” groceries beckons Carol and Edna back to Portugal year after year. However, they have also spent a considerable amount of time in Australia, where they have visited every state and formed many new friendships. In fact, when they visit Perth, they normally stay with friends and then rent from friends who are vacationing elsewhere. Australia has as much to offer as Portugal, including wineries, concerts, shopping and beaches. Although Carol and Edna spend much of their time in Australia and Portugal, they still find the time to explore and enjoy other parts of the world. Another memorable trip was a seven-week cruise around South America, where the friends had stopovers in seven different countries, allowing them to experience the highlights of many cities, as well as beautiful architecture, different landscapes and displays of poverty and wealth. Carol and Edna are active travellers; they’ve always wanted to immerse themselves in a new culture, rather than shy away from it. “For fun, we explore,” explains Edna. “We take language lessons, go on tours and day trips, and socialize with our old friends and new acquaintances.” She advises that new travellers to distant vacation spots should be adventuresome. “Try new areas,” she says. “Begin with a shorter trip before committing to a long stay. Make a list of your expectations and investigate. Also, speak with people who have varied experiences.” Carol and Edna have a busy 2015 travel schedule – at the end of January, they leave for Portugal, where they will stay in a rented villa in the Algarve for eight weeks. Then they travel to San Miguel for one week before returning to Toronto. In June, the two will accompany three non-retired teachers on an 18-day trip to Italy, where they will visit Rome, Tuscany, Verona and Venice. Lots of excitement and adventure for two retired teachers who will continue to journey abroad for as long as they can! CSANews | WINTER 2014 19 Travel Pristine Patagonia Story and Photos by Barb and Ron Kroll Paine mountains and Lake Pehoe viewed from Explora Patagonia lodge A Zodiac approaches San Rafael Glacier in Laguna San Rafael National Park Hiking to Grey Glacier and Grey Lake in Torres del Paine National Park Where in the world will you find mountains that rival the Rockies, fjords as splendid as Norway’s and glaciers as beautiful as Alaska’s? Add cascading waterfalls, turquoise lakes, soaring condors, breathtaking national parks and lodges with soothing spas, succulent seafood and spectacular hiking. The answer? Chilean Patagonia. Getting there requires two flights – the first to Santiago, Chile and the second flight south on LAN Airlines to Punta Arenas. (Snowbirds wintering in Florida can save time and money by flying from Miami or Orlando on Copa Airlines or LAN to Santiago.) Our winter is summer in Patagonia, because it’s south of the equator. Jet lag? Punta Arenas is in the same time zone as Nova Scotia. Hiking beside Laguna Azul in Torres del Paine National Park 20 www.snowbirds.org Travel City at the Edge of the World For centuries, Patagonia was the end of the known world. From the Hill of the Cross, we viewed Punta Arenas and the tip of South America. Roofs, the colour of cherries, blueberries, apricots and grapes, brightened homes above the steel-blue Strait of Magellan. The island of Tierra del Fuego anchored the horizon. Punta Arenas was founded in 1848 as a penal colony. After gold was discovered in California, the outpost grew as a supply port for maritime traffic between the U.S. West Coast and Europe. When the Panama Canal opening reduced the number of ships making the journey around Cape Horn, entrepreneurs turned to sheep-farming for their livelihood. The wool boom brought in immigrants from Italy, Spain, Germany, Scandinavia, Britain and Croatia. The Patagonian Institute’s Memory Museum displays the imported steam engines View from hill of the Cross of Punta Arenas, the Strait of Magellan and Tierra del Fuego and wagons that they used to colonize the area, as well as a reconstructed pioneer home and sheep-shearing shed. The Municipal Cemetery speaks volumes about the region’s history. The extravagant mausoleums of José Menéndez and the other wool barons are surrounded by the much more modest, but well-tended tombs of European immigrants who worked on sheep ranches. CONTINUED Steam engines and wagons in the Patagonian Institute Memory Museum, Punta Arenas CSANews | WINTER 2014 21 Travel World Biosphere Reserve Most tourists don’t come to Punta Arenas to see the city. Some are in transit to Tierra del Fuego for fishing and horseback riding. Others come to board Beagle Channel and Antarctica cruise ships. The most popular excursion (and the reason most people come to Punta Arenas) is to visit Torres del Paine National Park. The 242,000-hectare UNESCO World Biosphere Reserve is the Banff of Chile. It’s named after the park’s 3,000-metre soaring granite pinnacles called the Paine (pronounced piney). Although you can rent a car to drive north to the park, it’s easier to buy a package that includes transfers to and from Punta Arenas hotels or its airport. Explora Patagonia is the only lodge located in the centre of Torres del Paine. Its 390-kilometre van transfer takes five hours, with a stop for lunch (included). Open year-round, the eco-friendly lodge offers surprisingly luxurious accommodations for such a remote location. Its 49 rooms have spectacular views of the Paine massif and pinnacles above Lake Pehoé and Salto Chico waterfall. The lodge has a heated indoor swimming pool, saunas, a massage room and four outdoor hot tubs. Allinclusive room rates include delicious, healthy meals, fine Chilean wines, an open bar and guided excursions. The breathtaking views and the enthusiasm of the guides, who described the daily activities each night in the bar, left us eager to explore. Divided into groups of no more than eight people, guests join one of more than 50 guided hikes and horseback rides. They span the spectrum from easy to challenging, a half-day to a full-day in length. Guides assess participants during an easy hike to start and then encourage them to try other activities that match their abilities. (Although guests range from two to 80 years old, the majority are baby boomers.) Our easy half-day hike was to Laguna Azul. As we walked through swaying golden grasses and along black sand beaches, we constantly pulled out our cameras to capture the splendid mountain, lake and waterfall vistas. Horse rides also range from easy to demanding. Our gentle horses brought us through pampas (grassy plains), past the Paine River and forests dominated by mountains near the Argentine border. Gazing at llama-like guanacos, we felt like legendary gauchos (ranchers). The fresh air sharpened our appetites. You can imagine our delight when we arrived at the quincho (barbeque hut), where we began and ended our rides, and encountered tantalizing aromas of roasting chicken and lamb. The gaucho-cooks sliced off chunks of tender spit-cooked meat, which they served us with grilled potatoes and bread. As we ate, they shared their stories of ranching in Patagonia. Horseback riding in Torres del Paine National Park Aerial view of Torres del Paine National Park 22 www.snowbirds.org Viewing guanacos in Torres del Paine National Park Gaucho-cook slices spit-roasted lamb in quincho Travel Hiking to where the icebergs are born Invigorated by our previous activities, we were nonetheless skeptical when our guides assured us that we were capable of the 17-kilometre Grey Glacier hike the following day. Giovanna – a knowledgeable Explora guide – accompanied us, as well as a couple from England – Amanda and Simon. Giovanna carried a backpack containing our lunches and bottles of Evian water. We toted only our cameras and light packs containing extra sweaters and sunscreen. waterproof jackets and pants swishswished as we walked, in rhythm with the windproof clothing of our companions. But today, instead of heavy winds, an intense sun created a greenhouse climate under our protective gear, forcing us to peel off the rainwear and stuff it into our packs. We traipsed through pristine forests and bogs, and meandered up and over hills sprinkled with wild fuchsia and white foxgloves. Snowy, saw-toothed peaks towered above the alpine meadows. Giovanna bent over and picked two tiny fruits from a low bush. “Chaura,” she said. They looked like miniature apples, but their size and taste were more like blueberries. We crossed a babbling stream bridged with wooden planks, and ascended to a stony lookout above Grey Lake. Menthol-coloured icebergs wallowed in the ashen waters. Some were as large as three-storey condominiums, while others were as small as doghouses. A dynamite-like explosion reverberated through the air as an apartment-sized block cracked off of one of the icebergs, creating a mini-tidal wave. Pushed by the wind to the rocky edge of the lake, it parked itself with the metalcompressing din of a gigantic trash compactor. We were prepared for the park’s notorious summer winds. (Explora sent us a packing list prior to our arrival.) Our Simon stretched out on a smooth outcrop to scan the soaring peaks with binoculars. (Explora lends Swarovski An Andean condor soars above Torres del Paine National Park binoculars to guests so that they can search for some of the 100 bird species that inhabit the park.) Within minutes, five tiny black dots circled in the sky above him. One of the birds swooped closer and closer until we could see its white head and wing markings. It was an Andean condor with a startling two-metre wingspan. Simon’s prone body invited the predatory vulture to investigate a potential meal. Mesmerized by the condor, we didn’t notice the sky darkening and the lake turning to the colour of slate. Fat raindrops pelted us as we hastily retrieved our rainwear from our packs. Moving quickly to a higher elevation, we looked up and saw a waterfall cascading down several hundred metres from the granite cliffs above. A sunbeam broke through the clouds, creating a rainbow that arched over our path and ended at an aquamarine iceberg in the lake. Within minutes, balmy breezes dried our clothing. CONTINUED Hiking to Grey Glacier and Grey Lake in Torres del Paine National Park CSANews | WINTER 2014 23 Travel Fairy tale palace We scrambled up a rock, striated with deep grooves by a retreating glacier. Finding footholds on ledges carved into a rock which was the shape of a beached whale, we slowly inched our way to the lookout. The view of the colossal blue-ice castle, with its Gothic towers and buttresses and giant gaping doors, struck us with awe. It rose high above us, even though we were on a cliff several dozen metres above the lake which lapped at its foundations. The robin’s-egg blue palace was actually a jagged ice wall formed by the receding edge of Grey Glacier. Its frozen tongue extended from the 12,400-square-kilometre Southern Patagonian Ice Field – the world’s third largest, after Antarctica’s and Greenland’s. As we absorbed the view, Giovanna unpacked a picnic: chicken and avocado sandwiches, ham and cheese salad, trail mix with raisins and nuts, crisp green apples, orange juice, chocolate and granola bars. Halfway through the meal, the wind picked up, stinging us with ice pellets blown off the glacier. Grey Glacier and Grey Lake in Torres del Paine National Park The temperature dropped by 20 degrees in an instant. We hurriedly packed up the remnants of our feast and piled on the sweaters that we had removed. With flapping windbreakers, we scurried back down the slippery rock in half the time it took to scale it. Ten minutes later, we were striding along a grassy plain in the sunshine. The mood of Torres del Paine changes faster than a dancer between sets. Viewing Grey Lake and Paine mountains from lookout in Torres del Paine National Park 24 www.snowbirds.org Giovanna told us that we could continue walking for another hour around the pebble-strewn beach, to a point at which we could touch the glacier. The prospect of adding another two hours to our long trek back dissuaded us. The return trip actually went by quickly, except for the last kilometre, when aching feet and muscles made every lead-weighted step feel like a forced march. We revived our flagging pace Picnic on the lookout above Grey Glacier in Torres del Paine National Park Travel by anticipating the hot Jacuzzi and four-course meal waiting for us at the Explora. We passed a refuge on the shoreline, offering dormitory rooms and tent spaces to backpackers. One glance at their wind-tossed tents and futile attempts to ignite propane burners made us grateful for the comforts of our lodge. Explora Patagonia is a rare treat in such a remote setting. Although its wooden exterior is simple, its interior is a comfortable retreat of polished wood walls, slate floors, blazing fireplaces and furniture made by local artisans. Thick terry towels and robes, fluffy feather-filled duvets and freshly baked cookies awaited us in our room. After hot showers, we savoured a dinner of grilled lamb, fresh asparagus, excellent Chilean Cabernet Sauvignon and a warm walnut pie with whipped cream. After hiking all day, calories were not a concern. Venturing outdoors after dinner, we discovered an ebony sky filled with more stars than we had ever dreamed possible. We followed the wooden boardwalk to the Jacuzzi and soaked away our aching muscles under the starlight. Back in our room, we fell into a deep, restful sleep. Tony Bennett left his heart in San Francisco, according to his 1953 hit song. We left ours at Torres del Paine. We had booked a four-day package at Explora and sincerely regretted not booking the alternate eight-day package. Nonetheless, other delights awaited us in Patagonia. CONTINUED Explora Patagonia lodge at dusk by Lake Pehoe below the Paine mountains in Torres del Paine National Park CSANews | WINTER 2014 25 Travel Puyuhuapi Lodge and Spa Wilderness spa We flew north from Punta Arenas to Coyhaique/Balmaceda Airport. Puyuhuapi Lodge & Spa’s all-inclusive four-day package incorporates the 282-kilometre transfers to and from the airport, meals with wine, an open bar, guided excursions, use of spa facilities and outdoor hot spring pools. Located in the Aysén region of northwest Patagonia, the 30-room lodge offers tranquil views of the forested fjord and mountains. We arrived after dark, when amber lights glowed from the windows and a fire blazed in the fireplace. After welcome drinks and a four-course dinner of crab-stuffed chicken, grilled salmon 26 www.snowbirds.org with herb sauce and a dessert buffet of parfaits, tortes, crêpes and pies, we headed to our peak-roofed wooden chalet for the night. Singing birds woke us. Yellow dahlias, blue hydrangeas and pink roses surrounded our chalet. Vibrant pink fuchsias draped themselves over the roof, attracting squadrons of tiny hummingbirds. Mist rose from the emerald bay. We followed a path skirting the inlet to a waterfall that cascaded in four tiers through a profusion of ferns, bamboo and moss. There was plenty to do here, from paddling kayaks in the placid fjord to visiting Queulat National Park, home to Waterfall near Puyuhuapi Lodge and Spa Travel a hanging glacier. We hiked along fernlined trails, past picturesque lakes and waterfalls. Guides described the area’s plants, birds, animals and geology. Back at the lodge, we indulged in a massage followed by a bountiful seafood buffet. As the sun dropped like a gold coin into the horizon, we wrapped ourselves in plush white terry robes and followed a stepping-stone path to where puffs of steam rose above the foliage. 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Airfare is based on contracted fares with airlines, capacity controlled, air-only, subject to availability and may change without notice, subject to the terms and conditions of airline, must be booked through Celebrity and is only available with purchase of Qualified Booking. Complimentary flights include all airline fees, surcharges and government taxes. Neither purchased airfare nor complimentary flights include checked baggage fees that may be charged by the airline. Flights are subject to availability and subject to the terms and conditions of airline. For cruises departing when air is not available for sale, guests will be contacted when airlines open air for purchase; air must be booked no later than four months prior to cruise departure date. Air Offer redeemable only after making a Qualified Booking at celebritycruises.com, contacting Celebrity Cruises at 1-888-305-9153 or contacting your travel agent. Travel professionals: book price promo SUITEAIR and specify the applicable promo code for 123GO offers. Reduced Deposit Offer: Captain’s Club Classic Members and higher are eligible for a 50% reduced deposit on Qualifying Bookings made more than 70 days from departure date. Reduced deposit must be paid by the earlier of 1/4/14 or deposit payment required due date. All Offers are applicable to new individual and non contracted group bookings, non-transferable, applicable only to the Qualifying Booking, not combinable with any other offer. Offers not applicable to charters, incentives, meeting or contracted groups.Offers and prices are subject to availability and change without notice, and capacity controlled.©2014 Celebrity Cruises Inc. Ships registered in Malta and Ecuador. 14041338 • 10/2014 Anthem of the Seas Offer details: ∙ ∙ Vow to change the way you vacation. Vacations are precious and need to be the best they can be. Different. Unexpected. Truly WOW. So vow to change the way you vacation and cruise with Royal Caribbean International®. Only Royal WOWs with the best ships, greatest service and more destinations worldwide than ever. Right now we’ve got the greatest variety of balcony staterooms in the Caribbean. Plus a variety of cruise choices in Europe and Alaska too. For a limited time we’re offering you our richest offer of the year. Vow to WOW yourself and your loved ones with a Royal Caribbean vacation they’ll never forget. Buy One Guest, Get Second Guest 50% Off PLUS up to $300 Spending Money HURRY, THIS OFFER ENDS DECEMBER 31, 2014 “ASK ME HOW TO GET THE LOWEST AIRFARE THROUGH CHOICEAIR®” Enter Agency Name Here • Interior/Oceanview - $100 per stateroom 11stateroom • Balcony - $200 per • Suites - $300 per stateroom Enter Contact Name Here Enter Phone Number Here ® BEST CRUISE LINE OVERALL YEARS RUNNING ∙ Travel Weekly Readers’ Choice Awards 2003 – 2013 PLUS 50% Reduced Deposit Terms & Conditions: Prices are per person, cruise only, based on double occupancy, and interior stateroom. Offer applies to all sailings, excluding Quantum of the Seas, Anthem of the Seas, and all China departures. Buy One, Get One 50% applies to all stateroom categories and excludes third and higher occupancy guests. Cruise must be booked Nov 17-Dec 31, 2014 (the “Offer Period”). Offer provides for an onboard credit (‘OBC’) of up to $300 per stateroom based on category purchased as well as 50% off cruise fare of second guest booked in the same stateroom as a first guest who books at full fare. All other charges, including, but not limited to, taxes, fees and port expenses, are additional and apply to all guests. OBC amount is one per stateroom and based on stateroom category purchased. Refer to royalcaribbean.com for full list of OBC amounts. OBC will be applied automatically at time of booking to all eligible reservations and displayed as per person amounts for 1st and 2nd guests, totalling the per stateroom value. The 50% reduced deposit can be applied via any automated booking tool (Cruisematch®, Sabre, Amadeus, Galileo or Wordspan). However, the booking confirmation will not reflect the reduced deposit amount due. Buy One, Get One 50% off is combinable with the adjoining OBC offer, Crown & Anchor discounts and NextCruise offers. Buy One, Get One 50% off offer is not combinable with restricted rates (for example, Seniors, Residents, Military, Kids Sail Free). OBC offer is combinable with restricted rates (for example, Seniors, Residents, Military, BOGO, Kids Sail Free) as well as NextCruise offers. OBC offer is not combinable with Crown & Anchor discounts. Neither offer is combinable with any other offer or promotion, including, but not limited to, Interline, Travel Agent, Travel Agent Friends and Family, weekly Sales Events, Net Rates, Shareholder Benefits. After the Offer Period, the Offer will be removed from the booking if the guest cancels and reinstates the booking, applies a fare change, or changes the ship or sail date of the booking; certain other changes to the booking may also result in removal of the Offer. Offer applies to new, individual and named group bookings confirmed at prevailing rates. Individual reservations can be transferred into an existing group, assuming required criteria are met, though full deposit will be required at time of transfer. Failure to apply the required full deposit amount may result in the cancellation of the booking. The 50% reduced deposit and onboard credit offer is applicable to on-line bookings; however, the on-line booking confirmation will not reflect the reduced deposit. Offer available to residents of the United States or Canada. Prices and Offer are subject to availability and change without notice, capacity controlled, and may be withdrawn at any time. Refer to royalcaribbean.com for complete terms and conditions. Royal Caribbean International reserves the right to correct any errors, inaccuracies or omissions and to change or update fares, fees and surcharges at any time without prior notice. ©2014 Royal Caribbean Cruises Ltd. 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Classic Beverage for two, including Receive pre-paid gratuities for two,for 10-night us—a 12-night sailing has a total value of more us—a than 12-night $1,056. freeReceive air from top USPackages and Canadian gateways. valued at $98* per day, with beverage gratuities covered by for 6- to 9-night sailings value of up to $30* per day. $300* 10-night or more sailings.stateroom us—a 12-night sailing hasor a total value of more than got $1,056. Traveling with family friends? We’ve something for each additional guest, Receive beyond theforfirst two, in your — free Classic Non-Alcoholic Beverage Packages and 40-minute Internet Packages.* If you’re a Captain’s Club member, Classic level or above, you’ll also enjoy 50% reduced deposits Get 123go! ALLFebruary INCLUSIVE Offer valid on sailings departing 2015 - April 2017.OR when you book a Concierge Class Book by January 4, 2015. Book an ocean view or veranda stateroom and choose 1 of 3 offers. or higher. BookEurope and choose 2 offers. when you book a Concierge stateroom Class stateroom 1Europe of 3and offers. or higher. stateroom and choose Book choose 2 offers. *Terms and Conditions Apply Traveling with family or friends? We’ve got something for each additional guest, beyond the Enter Travel Partner Name Here stateroom or higher. Book Europe and choose 2 offers. — free Classic Beverage Packages 40-minute Internet Packages.* Plus, FREE companion airfare for suites on2015 2015 Alaska Europe cruises – second guest receives Plus, FREE companion airfare for suites onNon-Alcoholic Alaska and Europe cruises –and second guest receives Enter Travel Partner Address Here and free air from USCanadian and Canadian gateways. free air from top UStop and Enter City, State, Zip If you’regateways. a Captain’s Club member, Classic level or above, you’ll also enjoy 50% reduced dep Traveling with or friends? We’ve got something each additional–guest, beyond the first two,receives in your stateroom Enterand Travel Partner for Telephone Plus, FREE companion airfare for suites onorfamily 2015 Europe cruises second guest Traveling with family friends?Alaska We’ve got something for each additional guest, beyond the first two, in your stateroom — free Classic Non-Alcoholic Beverage Packages and 40-minute InternetFebruary Packages.* 2015 - April 2017. Offer valid on sailings departing free air from top US and Canadian gateways. — free Classic Non-Alcoholic Beverage Packages and 40-minute Internet Packages.* * Visit celebritycruises.com for full terms and conditions. Prices are per person, cruise only, for stateroom category 08, select sailings and based on double occupancy. Cruise must be booked 11/5/14–1/4/15 (“Offer Period”). Offer applies to 3-night and longer cruises departing 2/2015–4/2017 booked at the non-discounted standard rate. Offer excludes Celebrity Xpedition and certain sailings. Bookings that meet all of these requirements are “Qualifying Bookings.” 123go! All Inclusive Offer: In addition to the standard cruise, the Offer provides each of the first two guests in a Concierge class or higher Qualifying Booking with all three of the options described below. Standard 123go! Offer provides ocean view and veranda stateroom bookings on European sailings with guest’s choice of any two of the following options and one of these options for all other sailings: Classic Beverage Package, Free Gratuities, or a stateroom onboard credit (“OBC”). OBC amounts vary as follows: Concierge class and higher - $200 for 3-5 night sailings and $300 for 6-night and longer sailings, and ocean view and higher sailings - $100 for 3-5 nights, $200 for 6-9 nights, and $300 for 10-nights and longer. One OBC per stateroom. Third and higher guests booked in a triple or higher Qualifying Booking stateroom each receive one 40-minute internet package and one Classic NonAlcoholic Beverage Package. Free Gratuities provides prepaid stateroom, waiter, assistant waiter and head waiter gratuities in the amount suggested by Celebrity’s guidelines. OBC is not redeemable for cash and expires on final night of the cruise. Specialty dining packages are additional, include one or more dinners in each specialty restaurant, and vary by sailing. Restaurant reservations are subject to availability. Companion Air Offer applies to double occupancy and higher suite bookings on Alaska and Europe Qualified Bookings. Except as provided below, guests must book flights with Celebrity during the Offer Period. With the purchase of air travel from Celebrity for one person, receive complimentary coach class roundtrip flights for a second person from the gateways listed at celebritycruise.com. Flights must be used in connection with the Qualified Booking. Airfare is based on contracted fares with airlines, capacity controlled, air-only, subject to availability and may change without notice, subject to the terms and conditions of airline, must be booked through Celebrity and is only available with purchase of Qualified Booking. Complimentary flights include all airline fees, surcharges and government taxes. Neither purchased airfare nor complimentary flights include checked baggage fees that may be charged by the airline. Flights are subject to availability and subject to the terms and conditions of airline. For cruises departing when air is not available for sale, guests will be contacted when airlines open air for purchase; air must be booked no later than four months prior to cruise departure date. Air Offer redeemable only after making a Qualified Booking at celebritycruises.com, contacting Celebrity Cruises at 1-888-305-9153 or contacting your travel agent. Travel professionals: book price promo SUITEAIR and specify the applicable promo code for 123GO offers. Reduced Deposit Offer: Captain’s Club Classic Members and higher are eligible for a 50% reduced deposit on Qualifying Bookings made more than 70 days from departure date. Reduced deposit must be paid by the earlier of 1/4/14 or deposit payment required due date. All Offers are applicable to new individual and non contracted group bookings, non-transferable, applicable only to the Qualifying Booking, not combinable with any other offer. Offers not applicable to charters, incentives, meeting or contracted groups.Offers and prices are subject to availability and change without notice, and capacity controlled.©2014 Celebrity Cruises Inc. Ships registered in Malta and Ecuador. 14041338 • 10/2014 If you’re a Captain’s Club member, Classic level or above, you’ll also enjoy 50% reduced deposits Book bylevel January 4,beyond 2015. If you’regot a Offer Captain’s Club member, Classic orguest, you’ll alsothe enjoy 50% reduced deposits Traveling with family or friends? We’ve something fordeparting each additional first two, in your stateroom valid on sailings February 2015 -above, April 2017. Offer valid on sailings departing 2015 - April 2017. Book by January 4, 2015.February — free Classic Non-Alcoholic Beverage Packages and 40-minute Internet Packages.* *Terms and Conditions Apply Enter Travel Partner Name Here by January 4, 2015. Enter Name Here If you’re a Captain’s Club member,Book Classic level or above, you’ll alsoTravel enjoyPartner 50% reduced deposits Enter Travel Address Here Enterprocessing Travel Partner Address Here We are a full-service agency with exceptional value on all forms of travel: River Cruising, Escorted and Independent tours, SPA Holidays, multi-generational tours, family events andEnter even Travel the of mileage award ticketsPartner plus much more! Partner Name Here Offer valid on sailings departing February 2015 - April 2017. Enter City, State, Zip Enter Travel Partner Telephone Book by January 4, 2015. For Information or Reservations Contact: [email protected] (305) 341-1200 ext.223 or 1-800-544-1222 ext.223 Enter City, State, Zip Enter Travel Partner Address Here Enter Travel Partner Telephone Enter City, State, Zip Enter Travel Partner Telephone * Visit celebritycruises.com for full terms and conditions. Prices are per person, cruise only, for stateroom category 08, select sailings and based on double occupancy. Cruise must be booked 11/5/14–1/4/15 (“Offer Period”). Offer applies to 3-night and longer cruises departing 2/2015–4/2017 booked at the non-discounted standard rate. Offer excludes Celebrity Xpedition and certain sailings. Bookings that meet all of these requirements are “Qualifying Bookings.” 123go! All Inclusive Offer: In addition to the standard cruise, the Offer provides each of the first two guests in a Concierge class or higher Qualifying Booking with all three of the options described below. Standard 123go! * Visit on celebritycruises.com forchoice full ofterms Prices peroptions person, cruise only,Classic for stateroom category 08, select sailings and based on double occupancy. Cruise m Offer provides ocean view and veranda stateroom bookings European sailings with guest’s any twoand of theconditions. following options and oneare of these for all other sailings: Beverage Package, Free Gratuities, or a stateroom onboard credit (“OBC”). OBC amountsapplies vary as follows: Concierge and class and highercruises - $200 for departing 3-5 night sailings and $300 for 6-nightbooked and longer at sailings, ocean view and higher sailings - $100 for Offer 3-5 nights, $200 to 3-night longer 2/2015–4/2017 the and non-discounted standard rate. excludes Celebrity Xpedition and certain sailings. Booking for 6-9 nights, and $300 for 10-nights and longer. One OBC per stateroom. Third and higher guests booked in a triple or higher Qualifying Booking stateroom each receive one 40-minute internet package and one Classic NonBookings.” 123go! Allonly, Inclusive Offer: In waiter addition to the cruise, the Offer provides ofbethe first twoand guests in(“Offer a Concierge class or higher Qualifying Booking with all Alcoholic Beverage Package. Free Gratuities provides prepaid waiter, assistant waiter and head gratuities thestandard amount bydouble Celebrity’s guidelines. OBC each is not redeemable for cash expires on final * Visit celebritycruises.com for full terms and conditions. Prices are per stateroom, person, cruise for stateroom category 08, selectin sailings andsuggested based on occupancy. Cruise must booked 11/5/14–1/4/15 Period”). Offer night of the cruise. Specialty dining2/2015–4/2017 packages are additional, include oneocean or moreview dinnersand instandard each specialty and vary by sailing.on Restaurant reservations aresailings. subject availability. Companion AirofOffer applies to double Offer provides veranda stateroom bookings European withtoguest’s choice of all any two ofrequirements the following options and one of these options for all other s applies to 3-night and longer cruises departing booked at the non-discounted rate.restaurant, Offer excludes Celebrity Xpedition and sailings certain Bookings that meet these are “Qualifying occupancy and higher suite bookings on Alaska and Europe Qualified Bookings. Except as provided below, guests must book flights with Celebrity during the Offer Period. With the purchase of air travel from Celebrity for one person, stateroom (“OBC”). amounts vary must as class follows: andwith higher -Airfare $200 for 3-5 night sailings $300 for 6-night and longer sailings, and ocea Bookings.” 123go! All Inclusive Offer: Incoach addition the standard cruise, theonboard Offer provides each of listed the first two guests in a Concierge or higher Qualifying Booking all three of isthe options described below. Standard 123go! receive complimentary classtoroundtrip flights for a second person from credit the gateways at OBC celebritycruise.com. 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OBC amounts vary assurcharges follows: Concierge class and higherpurchased - $200 for 3-5nornight sailings and $300 forchecked 6-nightbaggage and longer sailings, ocean view andFlights higher sailings $100 for 3-5 nights, $200 suggested by Celebrity’s guidelines flights include all airline fees, and government taxes. Neither airfare complimentary flights include fees that may beand charged by the airline. arewaiter subject to-gratuities availability Alcoholic Beverage Package. Free Gratuities provides prepaid stateroom, waiter, assistant waiter and head in the amount subject to the termsand and longer. conditions of airline. For cruises departing when airhigher is not available sale, guests will beor contacted airlinesBooking open air for purchase; each air must be booked later than four monthspackage prior to cruise for 6-9 nights, and and $300 for 10-nights One OBC per stateroom. Third and guests for booked in a triple higher when Qualifying stateroom receive oneno 40-minute internet and one Classic Nonnight of the cruise. Specialty packages areCruises additional, include or Celebrity’s more dinners in each restaurant, and by on sailing. Offer redeemable onlyprepaid after making a Qualified Booking at celebritycruises.com, contacting Celebrity at 1-888-305-9153 orone contacting your travel agent. Travel professionals: price promo Alcoholic Beveragedeparture Package.date. FreeAirGratuities provides stateroom, waiter, assistant waiterdining and head waiter gratuities in the amount suggested by guidelines. OBCspecialty is not book redeemable forSUITEAIR cash andvary expires final Restaurant reservations are subject and specify the applicable promo code for 123GO occupancy offers. Reduced Deposit Offer: Captain’s Club Classic Members and higher are eligible Qualified for a 50% reduced deposit on Qualifying Bookings more thanguests 70 days from departure higher suite bookings on Alaska andvary Europe Bookings. Except provided below, must bookapplies flightstowith Celebrity during the Offer Period. With t night of the cruise. date. Specialty dining packages are additional, orand more dinners in each restaurant, and sailing. Restaurant reservations are as subject tomade availability. Companion Offer double Reduced deposit must be paid by the earlierinclude of 1/4/14one or deposit payment required due specialty date. All Offers are applicable to newby individual and non contracted group bookings, non-transferable, applicable only to theAir Qualifying Enter Travel Partner Name Here Enter Travel Partner Address Here Enter City, State, Zip CSANews | WINTER 2014 27 Travel Puerto Puyuhuapi village During our stay at Puyuhuapi Lodge we hired a motorboat to visit the nearby fishing village of Puerto Puyuhuapi. Children greeted us from the dock as we arrived. Two men played tejas, a game similar to horseshoes. Other villagers sang hymns in the wooden-shingled church. A nanny goat nursed her kid. Smoke billowed from chimneys as dinners baked over wood fires. It was an enjoyable glimpse of local life. Chile’s Inside Passage Loberías del Sur Hotel, in Puerto Chacabuco, tempted us with a cruise through the fjords to another national park in Chilean Patagonia. The hotel’s four-day Glacier Classic Program incorporated buffet breakfasts, daily dinners, guided hiking, a Patagonian lamb barbecue and the two-hour transfers to and from the airport. Its highlight was a full-day excursion aboard the 100-passenger Chaitén Catamaran to Laguna San Rafael. Following the Moraleda Channel, our ship threaded its way between fjords and forested islands that were actually the verdant tops of the submerged coastal Andean range. As we ventured into an inlet, our catamaran’s double 28 www.snowbirds.org hulls noisily parted a flotilla of diminutive aquamarine icebergs. Farther in, the icebergs grew more immense and colourful. We searched for words to describe their hues: ice-blue, powder-blue, baby-blue, mint-blue and stained-glasswindow blue. A resounding boom and thundering crash diverted our attention to the source of the crystalline mountains of ice: the San Rafael Glacier. It calved a house-sized iceberg that slipped into the sea, creating a cloud of spray and undulating ripples that gently rocked our boat. Black-backed gulls flocked to the site to scoop up fish stunned by the impact. Stretching more than three kilometres across, and as much as 70 metres high, the glacier is the focal point of the 1.7 million-hectare Laguna San Rafael National Park. The icy tongue is only an offshoot of the massive Northern Patagonian Ice Field. At the end of the last ice age, its retreating glaciers eroded the valley bottoms to such a degree that the ocean eventually flooded them, giving rise to the fjords that now splinter the coast. Backed by the 4,058-metre-high Monte San Valentin, the highest peak in the southern Andes, the glacier was an intimidating spectacle when viewed from a tiny Zodiac. Wearing life preservers in the rubber raft, we felt dwarfed Travel by the jagged fragments of floating ice. Our Zodiac zoomed along the glacier’s crevassed face, darting between wallowing icebergs. A crew member used a pronged stick to coax a punchbowl-sized iceberg into a net bag, which he hauled into the Zodiac before we navigated back to the ship. As the Chaitén Catamaran departed from Laguna San Rafael, the bartender chopped the chunk of 30,000-year-old glacial ice to cool our pisco sours (Chile’s margarita-like national drink made with grape brandy). We raised our glasses in a toast to one of the world’s most awesome cruises. With its mountains, glaciers and fjords, Chilean Patagonia is indeed something to celebrate. It was a memorable way to conclude our journey to the edge of the earth. Resources Chile Tourism: www.chile.travel Explora Patagonia: www.explora.com/explora-patagonia Puyuhuapi Lodge & Spa: www.puyuhuapilodge.com Loberías del Sur Hotel: www.loberiasdelsur.cl/en Barb & Ron Kroll publish the trip-planning website: www.KrollTravel.com CSANews | WINTER 2014 29 RV Lifestyle PLANNING FOR RETIREMENT & THE SNOWBIRD LIFESTYLE Preparing for retirement is a lot of work. That’s one of life’s great ironies. 2010 had less than $30,000 in their retirement accounts. Both financial and physical well-being in retirement require foresight and planning. Aspiring to be financially independent gives you unique choices. It allows you to do what you want with your golden years. But financial goals don’t just happen; you must make them happen. In his book, The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People, Stephen Covey writes, “I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions.” Financial security in retirement doesn’t just happen. It takes planning and commitment and, yes, money. The average Canadian spends 20 years in retirement, yet most people aged 50 to 64 have nothing or next to nothing in retirement accounts and thus will rely solely on Canada Pension, OAS and other government subsidized programs. Seventy-five per cent of Canadians nearing retirement age in 30 www.snowbirds.org A financial plan is a road map helping you navigate to your dreams. This step requires you to assess where you want to be five, 10 and 20 years hence. This will answer some big questions, such as where you want to live in retirement and when you want to stop working. Although far too many people fail to plan their financial resources, perhaps even more fail to plan how to invest their hours and days once the structure of the work week is removed in retirement. Most of us dream about retirement. It seems wonderful to have fewer responsibilities, be on vacation all of the time and do as we please. Retirement can be all of these things, but it is just as important to plan for retirement emotionally, as well as financially. In his book Invisible Man, Ralph Ellison writes, “Don’t you know the quickest way to die is to retire?” Unfortunately, there is considerable research evidence to suggest that he is onto something here. Although many complain about long hours at work, the work week establishes a certain stability and structure to our lives. It may sound Utopian to be freed from work responsibilities and to enjoy, as Henry James in The Portrait of a Lady RV Lifestyle writes, “weeks and months made up only of off-days.” The removal of this structure, however, without plans to invest one’s time, often leads to boredom, aimlessness and decline. Although many people have hobbies and delayed projects to fill their retirement days, others find their lives to be suddenly empty and void of meaning. A co-worker once told me, “I’m retiring in a month and I never did figure out what I wanted to be when I grew up!” Though that’s an extreme case, I know he’s not alone in failing to set goals or planning how to achieve them. How will we use our new freedom, our unfolding spare time? How will we convert the windfall of free time into self-fulfilment? In Fathers and Sons, Ivan Turgenev writes, “There’s an empty space in my trunk and I’m stuffing hay into it. It’s the same with the luggage of our own lives. It doesn’t matter what you fill it with, so long as there’s no empty space.” But it does matter. Retirement gives us control and choices as to how we spend our time. We now have the time to pursue hobbies and projects of interest. In The Chosen, Chaim Potok writes, “I am doing things I consider very important now. If I could not do these things, my life would have no value. Merely to live, merely to exist – what sense is there to it? 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Play responsibly. © 2014 Florida Lottery CSANews | WINTER 2014 31 RV Lifestyle The southwest is amazing. The colours are vibrant, the land varied and breathtaking. The way in which the Texas countryside changes from stark desert to prairie to juniper forests and lush green of the hill country is spectacular. Staying for months at a time, we enjoy the snowbird lifestyle. As refugees from the frozen north, snowbirds escape winter at home by migrating southward each year. There is an actual bird – the common snowbird, or dark-eyed junco – that migrates south from the cold in groups. John James Audubon, the great naturalist and painter, once wrote of the snowbird, “The migration of these birds is performed by night, as they are seen in a district one day and have disappeared the next.” Then he added, “So gentle and tame does the snowbird become on the 32 www.snowbirds.org least approach of hard weather that it forms, as it were, a companion to every child. Indeed, there is not an individual in the Union who does not know the little snowbird, which, in North America, is cherished as the robin is in Europe.” Not all of the human variety may be similarly cherished, but they do become companions. As each autumn gives way to winter, most seem to be welcomed back – warmly – to the U.S. Sunbelt. The attraction of recreational vehicle travel is to see the country, visit new places, meet interesting people and experience the freedom of the open road. As we explore North America by RV, natural beauty abounds when least expected, and surprises wait at every turn of the road. Each journey which we take represents a passage, whether it’s an adventure to a new province or state, a day trip to a new attraction or an outing with friends. Never driving our motorhome along a prearranged route, we vary stops along the way, often taking two to three months to reach our southern destinations. Sound familiar to anyone? Even though many consider leaving their home constitutes a vacation, this popular lifestyle should really be thought of simply as being able to enjoy life as you relocate your condoon-wheels to more desirable seasonal locations. Selecting your balmy snowbird roost is when all of the fun starts. Choice is in rich supply and, for those who like to hop around a bit, a combination of RV Lifestyle Worth Pondering… It started out a dream A simple someday soon But we worked hard and made it real This snowbird life behind the wheel. spots can let you sample entire regions and states. Perhaps the biggest consideration should be what kind of environment you’re looking for, as well as what kind of activities you’d like to pursue. Do you crave white sandy beaches and tropical temperatures? Or dry air and rustic frontier homesteads? Perhaps a thriving music and arts scene? Or maybe you’re after a balance of bigcity fun and small-town charm? Many communities seem tailor-made for snowbirds, complete with popular tourism attractions that are open year-round, spectacular national parks and scenery. Check out the RV shows, farmers’ markets, swap meets, festivals, sports events and other events occurring in your prospective destination. You’re probably familiar with the snowbird hot spots in Arizona, Texas, Florida and California. Keep in mind that you can also find great snowbird roosts in places such as Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, New Mexico and Nevada. Great snowbird destinations thrive across the Sunbelt; all you have to do is find the one that’s right for you. 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The best way to ensure that this doesn’t happen is to learn from others’ mistakes. To that end, here are seven common mistakes that investors make, along with some practical tips regarding how you might avoid them. No, the following list won’t prepare you for every possible circumstance, or help you sidestep every potential financial pitfall. But if you can avoid these critical errors, you’ve gone a long way toward protecting your portfolio – and your retirement. Not thinking enough about risk Some people think that investing is about chasing down the highest returns possible, wherever those returns may be. They make big bets on investments with which they’re not all that familiar, or go “all in” on speculative investments that are high-risk, high-reward propositions without thinking all that much about what could go wrong. Then, when performance doesn’t live up to expectations, or when the overall market undergoes a correction, they suddenly second-guess their investment decisions and feel the need to liquidate their holdings all at once. 34 www.snowbirds.org The problem here is risk – more specifically, the lack of self-knowledge about risk. Simply put, too many investors don’t think about the downside of a given investment until after the fact. They fail to consider the basic “what if” questions about their holdings. What’s the likelihood of this investment dropping by 10%, 20% or even 30% in a short period of time? And how would you feel if it did? What would you be inclined to do? Thinking about these questions before you commit money to a given idea can often solve problems before they begin. Contrary to popular belief, the vast majority of investors don’t have to take big risks to be successful. In fact, for the vast majority of retirees (or soon-to-be retirees), a wellbalanced portfolio of blue-chip, dividend-paying stocks and government bonds is usually a pretty good vehicle for achieving retirement goals. Such a portfolio isn’t overly exciting, but it probably won’t keep you up at night either. For most people, that’s a good trade-off to make. Finance Failure to diversify You remember the old saying about not putting all of your eggs in one basket? It’s simple advice – and it can work wonders for your portfolio. Instead of gambling your entire portfolio on a single position (or a single sector of the economy), you spread your holdings among different assets, different economic sectors and different markets of the world. If any one of these investments suffers a downturn (and they will, eventually), some or all of the others should help cushion the blow. Or, to continue our metaphor: even if the “eggs” in one basket happen to break, chances are that the eggs in your other baskets will be just fine. Diversification is particularly important for stock market investors. Despite the growing interdependence of world markets, performance still varies from region to region. When stocks in North America zig, for example, stocks in Asia (or Europe, or Latin America) tend to zag. Spreading your investments across a number of different markets at once is good practice. The same general principle applies no matter what you’re investing in. You can diversify between government and corporate bonds, for example. Or among residential real estate, commercial real estate and industrial real estate. Or maybe between Canadian real estate and international real estate. You get the idea. If you’re not well versed regarding how to diversify your portfolio, keep in mind that many investments come with “built-in” diversification. Indeed, the entire point of buying mutual funds and exchange-traded funds (ETFs) is to purchase a professionally managed “pool” of pre-selected investments so that you don’t have to do it yourself. Keep in mind that it’s possible to diversify even further by spreading your holdings among different mutual funds and ETFs: for instance, rather than investing in one equity fund, you can divide your holdings between Canadian and international equities. Or large-cap and small-cap equities. Or a bond fund and an equity fund. And so on. CONTINUED YOUR CANADA/U.S.A. TAX PREPARATION SOLUTION Do you have questions or need help filing your Canadian or U.S. tax return? Do you have Canadian or U.S. rental property? Are you disclosing the proper information to CRA and the IRS? Do you cut your vacations short to file your taxes each year? 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Or a business associate who read about a brand-new technology that’s going to change the world. Perhaps it’s an investment professional: a columnist whom you read in the newspapers, a fund manager whom you see on TV or an analyst who’s written a detailed report about a specific stock or asset class or an investment theme they believe in strongly. No matter where it comes from, it’s a “hot tip” – an investment idea or rumour expressed in a way that makes it sound like an insider’s secret that only a privileged few actually know. The natural inclination with such buzz is to act now, and put some money into the opportunity before other people become aware of it. Not a good idea. By itself, a hot tip does not constitute a viable investment opportunity, even if it comes from a source who seems to know what he or she is talking about. Perhaps more important, even if what you hear is legitimate, it doesn’t mean that the opportunity is right for you. Remember: buying anything based simply on something which you heard from someone else constitutes nothing more than a gamble. Sure, it could work out and you could make some money. Or it doesn’t, and you lose everything. So: should you simply ignore all the “stock talk” you hear? Not necessarily. But it certainly makes sense to treat such talk cautiously, and to gather the facts before you make the decision to invest. If you do come across an opportunity that gets you interested, the first thing to do is your homework. Consider the source: is it credible? Then start doing some digging. Does the opportunity pass the “smell test”? Or does it seem too good to be true? What do the numbers look like? Ask your financial advisor about the opportunity – what does he or she think of it? Be prepared to do a lot of research and ask yourself the critical “what if” questions about risk. 36 www.snowbirds.org After all of that, you’ll want to evaluate the opportunity in light of your personal circumstances. Beyond the chance to make money, does the opportunity fit into your “big picture” financial goals? For example, buying an up-and-coming technology stock which you read about might be OK if you’re a well-established business owner who’s earning a high income and you’ve paid off your house. For those who are trying to put together a down payment, well, it might be best to chalk it up to a good idea at the wrong time. Finance Confusing speculating with investing Speculating is trying to buy something with the hopes of selling it at a higher price to someone else. It doesn’t really matter what that “something” is – stocks, bonds, real estate, gold coins, foreign currencies, rare stamps, whatever – the speculator isn’t all that concerned with what it is, how it works, what its future prospects are, or how it fits into his or her larger financial plan. All they’re really focused on is whether it can be quickly “flipped” to someone else for a profit. By contrast, investing is more focused on the fundamental merits of a given asset. Sure, every investor wants to sell his or her holdings for a higher price at some date in the future. But it’s not just about price. By trying to understand an asset’s future prospects (rather than simply what it might sell for in the future), the investor hopes to capitalize on the dislocation between an asset’s current price and its intrinsic value. It’s a different mindset – one that’s focused less on quick flips and more on turning patience into profit. Let’s be clear here: there is nothing “wrong” with speculating. And there are absolutely many people who make money by jumping into and out of investments, quickly buying them and selling them to the next buyer. But it’s important to understand the difference between the two behaviours, and to know what you’re doing when you make a given investment. Trying to take advantage of short-term market events and price movements takes an exceptional amount of market knowledge and trading skill. It also requires a near-constant attention to one’s positions. Even then, the most experienced of speculators or traders don’t get it right 100% of the time. Chances are that the average investor has neither the time nor the inclination for it. This is not to say that you have to say no to every quick trading opportunity which comes along. Sometimes, such trades work out well. But the market isn’t a giant roulette table and those who treat it that way all of the time usually end up losing their shirts. Successful investors are able to keep speculative trades to a very small part of their overall portfolio. Sure, they may do it from time to time. But the majority of the buys and sells which they make are viewed from a long-term, businesslike perspective. They tend to leave the gambling where it belongs: at the casino. CONTINUED Wintering in Florida, Arizona or California? We Deliver! By Individual Driver Door to Door or Truck We pick up your vehicle from your doorstep and deliver it to your winter destination… and get it safely back home when you’re ready. Toronto Drive-Away Service Nationwide Inc. TrusTed since 1959 For more information about our services call: IntegrIt y • 416-225-7754 honest y • courtesy www.torontodriveaway.com The Premier Driveaway Service in North America! CSANews | WINTER 2014 37 Finance The fact of the matter is, market movements are driven as much by the psychology of investors as by any change in investment fundamentals. And that psychology has only grown more pronounced with the advent of around-theclock financial news and up-to-the-minute web reports. Paying too much attention to market movements Markets move up and markets move down. Sometimes quickly. Often unexpectedly. But such movement is perfectly natural: the “roller-coaster ride” has always been a part of investing, and always will be. But unless you need to access your investments in the near future, there’s no particular reason to let short-term market movements influence your long-term portfolio decisions. Ignoring costs As much as we’d like to pretend otherwise, investing isn’t free. There are costs and fees that come with every buy-and-sell decision. If you invest in mutual funds, ETFs, or other pooled products, there are ongoing annual management fees as well. On top of it all, your wealth advisor or financial planner may also charge a fee for his or her services. It’s not possible to bring these costs to zero. But keeping them to a minimum (and making sure that you receive good value for the money) should be an important goal of 38 www.snowbirds.org The ability to “tune out the noise” is an important skill for every investor to have. Rather than worrying about what’s happening right now, successful investors learn to focus on the long-term prospects of a given investment. No matter how serious market events may seem in the here and now (or how troubled you may be about them), chances are that in several years, those specific events will be a distant memory. Yes, every investor needs to keep an eye on economic events and be generally aware of what’s going on in the market. And you certainly need to follow relevant news concerning the specific investments in your portfolio – earnings news, price movements, new opportunities, etc. But remember: the more you tune into the noise, the more tempting it can be to do something about it. Often, that’s the worst possible thing that you can do for your portfolio. every investor. While any one fee may be small, their effect is cumulative: over the course of your investment life, such fees could consume a considerable percentage of your overall return. The issue of costs is particularly important for elderly retirees, who tend to have more conservative portfolios than those who have just entered retirement. As conservative portfolios have less potential for returns, the percentage of those returns eaten up in fees becomes greater. If you’re not careful, a significant portion of what you earn could disappear in management fees, taxes and other costs. The good news: there’s no reason to put up with high-cost investments anymore. Over the past decade or so, there’s been considerable development of low-cost options for frugal investors. Literally dozens of investment companies offer entire lineups of low-cost index funds, while ETFs and similar investments offer some of the lowest investment management fees around. They’re worth investigating. Finance Never rebalancing or reviewing the portfolio Think of your portfolio as a garden. You can leave it alone for a time and it will take care of itself. But if you ignore it for too long, it will start growing in ways that you didn’t intend. Healthy, productive plants will grow “wild” and crowd out other parts of the garden. Other plants will become diseased and will need to be cut back, in order to prevent them from infecting other plants. How do you ensure that you know which investments need weeding, pruning or harvesting? You’ll need to keep up with what’s going on in the markets and review your holdings regularly. The exact schedule depends largely on what’s in your portfolio, as well as on your personal circumstances. But a semi-annual check-in is probably a good place to start. Your portfolio works in much the same way. Some investments will need to be “pruned” and pared back from time to time, in order to prevent them from taking over too much of the overall portfolio. Some investments won’t perform in the way that you want them to: there’s no reason why such holdings shouldn’t be “weeded” out of your portfolio. Finally, if a given investment has done the job which you’ve asked it to do (i.e. it’s made money for you), then it makes sense to “harvest” it and move on to the next opportunity. Keep in mind that just because you review your portfolio doesn’t mean that you actually have to do anything. On the contrary: if your life goals or needs haven’t changed all that much, or if the markets have been “steady as she goes,” it’s entirely possible that you might not need to do anything. But, by taking a look and reviewing things, you won’t have to guess about what’s going on. You’ll know. 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There is probably nothing which we take more for granted in the developed world than the mechanisms and regulations that are in place for protecting public health. Clean drinking water, waste and sewage control, food preparation regulations, immunization programs and medical isolation and treatment protocols all help to protect us from disease and contagious infections. Although there are many examples of infections still prevalent in our society, for the most part, we no longer have the number of epidemics and virulent infections that 40 www.snowbirds.org The recent Ebola epidemic is one such example. At the time of this writing, there have been only isolated cases in North America and these have been quickly contained because of strict prevention and treatment protocols, whereas in West Africa, there have been thousands infected with almost half of the persons not surviving. First discovered more than 40 years ago in Zaire and Sudan, there have been numerous outbreaks in Africa since then, but none so overwhelming and uncontrollable as at present. A vaccine developed in Canada is now in clinical trials and is a promising tool for possible future control. Health Over the centuries, numerous infective epidemics have occurred throughout the world. Among them was smallpox, which probably emerged in human populations as far back as 10,000 BC and, by the late 18th century, was claiming almost half a million Europeans yearly. In 1796, the English physician Edward Jenner demonstrated the effectiveness of cowpox virus vaccine to protect humans from smallpox. In 1980, the World Health Organization declared the illness finally eradicated. disease. Governments and charities are very gradually helping to improve access to clean water and proper sanitation in developing countries. CONTINUED Looking for Extended Stay at a Beautiful Arizona State Park? The Black Death, caused by a bacterium, was one of the most devastating pandemics ever recorded and killed an estimated 75-200 million people (30-60% of Europe’s entire population) in the 14th century. Although variants of the bacterium are still present, modern hygiene and antibiotics prevent huge outbreaks. Other diseases which many of us remember – such as measles, chicken pox, mumps, polio and German measles – are largely eradicated in the developed world through extensive immunization programs. We have come to expect clean drinking water. Until the outbreak of an E. coli infection in the Walkerton, Ontario tragedy in 2000, most of us thought little about the importance of strict protocols for water treatment facilities. Since then, even tougher water inspection regulations have been adopted in many jurisdictions in North America, making our drinking water very safe. In comparison, in the sub-Saharan region of Africa where the majority have inadequate access to proper sanitation and potable water, more than 2,000 children die every day from diarrheal Learn more at: AZStateParks.com/CSAnews EXTENDED STAY 84 Online Reservations 24/7 at AZStateParks.com Days Or call Reservations Center at (520) 586-2283. 7 days week, 8am to 5pm MST BOATING HIKING RVCAMPING Fishing FUN. CSANews | WINTER 2014 41 Health In Canada, we are still faced with new challenges in public health. The emergence of HIV-AIDS in the early eighties presented many issues, in terms of both prevention and treatment. Those efforts have been continuous but, in spite of improved education, prevention and treatment modalities, combating the disease remains a constant effort on the part of public health officials and medical and volunteer groups. As of 2011, there were more than 70,000 Canadians living with HIV, of which an estimated 25% were not even aware of their infection. As with other communicable diseases, the vast majority of persons living with HIV-AIDS live in low- and middle-income countries, especially sub-Saharan Africa. Since deaths from the disease were first reported in 1981, more than 25 million persons have died worldwide. The outbreak of Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS) in China in 2002 was finally attributed to a coronavirus which had originated in bats and other animals. Being very contagious, it killed 774 people worldwide (including 44 in Toronto) before it was contained. Many inadequacies relating to initial reporting and screening in Asia resulted in worldwide spread of the disease. Even in Canada, shortcomings were identified, especially the need for better federal/provincial co-ordinated public health initiatives. As a result, primarily from an inquiry following the outbreak, the Public Health Agency of Canada was established with a mandate “to contribute to federal efforts to identify and reduce public health risk factors and to support national readiness for public health threats.” Although dramatically reduced in the developed world, tuberculosis is still a rampaging infection in many populations including Canada’s aboriginal population, in which the incidence is six times greater than the overall national rate. Although the introduction of antibiotics in the 1950s dramatically reduced the rate, resistance to current antibiotics is one of the main roadblocks to effective treatment. Recent figures show that there were nine million new cases of TB and 1.5 million deaths worldwide, mostly in Africa, India and China. The World Health Organization is reporting that the strategies to combat this devastating disease are showing some recent successes. Public health initiatives provide us with protection from some of the common infections. Each of us is familiar with the annual fall “flu shot,” which helps protect us from influenza. Although the statistics are not as startling, in 42 www.snowbirds.org addition to thousands of individuals in North America suffering from the symptoms of influenza (especially those who have not had their annual vaccination), there were about 325 deaths in Canada last season directly attributable to influenza. Most of these victims were over 65 years of age. All of us should get our fall injection for influenza, not only for our own sake, but also to help prevent spread of the disease. If you missed out on the “flu shot” before your winter vacation, be sure and visit a pharmacy to get one while away. Another infection for which there is government-provided protection is pneumococcal disease, for which vaccination of all adults over the age of 65 is recommended. Such persons are at greater risk for complications as a result of this infection, including its being the most common serious Health complication of seasonal and pandemic influenza. The Public Health Agency of Canada recommends that persons over the age of 65 receive one injection of pneumococcal vaccine. For those with compromised immune systems and certain chronic conditions, additional vaccinations may be necessary. Many physicians overlook this important vaccination for seniors. Be sure and check with your doctor to ensure that you’ve had the “pneumonia vaccine.” Another vaccine recommended for persons over the age of 60 is Zostavax, which helps reduce the risk of developing herpes zoster (shingles). Although not providing full protection to everyone, the vaccine reduces the risk not only of acquiring the disease, but also of the complications if it does develop, such as post-herpetic neuralgia (chronic nerve pain). Interestingly, most medical insurance providers in the U.S., both Medicare and private cover the vaccine, whereas in all provinces in Canada, even though recommended, individuals must pay the $200 or more themselves. Prevention and treatment initiatives for many other infections are constantly being carried out throughout the world. These include the World Health Organization, national and provincial governments, non-governmental and volunteer agencies, medical professionals, researchers, pharmaceutical companies and others. The focus is on known public health hazards that have existed for centuries, in addition to new and emerging threats such as Ebola. The challenges are great and there are probably no better charities to which you might contribute than those combating these public health threats throughout the world. As well as appreciating the measures being taken in protecting public health, we should be mindful of the immunization and health protection measures each of us can take to protect ourselves, as well as others, from infection. (Dr. MacMillan is a former assistant deputy minister of health in Ontario. This division of the ministry is responsible for public health, public health laboratories, community health and AIDS programs within the province.) CSANews | WINTER 2014 43 Health Pulse HEALTHY TRAVEL HABITS Riding in a car, train, bus or airplane seat can add up to a lot of time spent doing very little. Use that time to benefit your health by following these tips: `` Practising relaxation – reduce stress by focusing on your breathing for a few minutes. Then inhale deeply through your nose, hold your breath for a few seconds and exhale through your mouth. As you exhale, relax your face and shoulders. `` Playing mind games – exercise your mind to keep it sharp. If you have a mobile computer device, there are brain games that can be downloaded for free. Think of math problems to solve, or play memory games. `` Squeezing an object – there’s some evidence that gripping an object such as a stress ball or spring-loaded grip device at 30 per cent of your grip strength – and holding that grip for about two minutes – may have a positive effect on blood pressure. Do this twice in each hand separately, with a couple of minutes’ rest in between. `` Eating healthy snacks – options include fruits, vegetables, unsalted nuts, a sandwich on whole-grain bread and a lowcalorie or no-calorie beverage. `` Moving your legs – if you’re riding for more than an hour, gently but firmly contract leg muscles for a couple of seconds. Begin with the lower leg muscles, then the thigh muscles to help move blood out of the legs. STAND UP FOR YOURSELF Activities to reduce the amount of time which you spend sitting don’t have to be physically strenuous. It’s more about habit change, such as finding ways to stand up, shuffle around, do light activity and walk around more often throughout the day. You might try the following: `` Getting on your feet during screen time – take a lap around the house during a commercial or get up for a glass of water. You can also do a chore while watching TV, stand while at the computer, or get up and pace while you’re thinking. `` Turning sitting tasks into walking tasks – walk around while on the phone, read the paper while standing at the counter and stand while doing chores. `` Making things inconvenient – keep your TV remote in a place that you have to get up and walk to reach. You can also park at the back of a parking lot or get off the bus or train one stop early or one stop late, and walk the remainder of the way. In addition, rather than hitting the lounge chair after a meal, get up and do something active. About 20 to 30 minutes after a meal, blood glucose begins to spike as food is digested. Taking a 10- to 15-minute walk at this time puts your muscles into glucose absorption mode, thus flattening the blood glucose spike. Source: www.HealthLetter.MayClinic.com, October 2014 44 www.snowbirds.org ANTIBIOTIC RESISTANCE: HOW DOES IT HAPPEN? Sometimes, antibiotic resistance happens naturally but sometimes, bacteria become resistant over time by adapting to their environment. Experts believe that a major contributor to antibiotic resistance around the world is the overuse of antibiotics to prevent and treat infections in humans, animals and plants. When antibiotics are misused or used when they are not needed, they only kill the weak bacteria, leaving stronger and more resilient bacteria to survive, adapt and spread. Infections caused by these resistant bacteria are much more difficult to treat and, in some cases, are untreatable. This is cause for concern but, by taking a few simple precautions, you and your family can help prevent these bugs from getting any stronger and contribute to efforts to eliminate antibiotic resistance in Canada and around the world. The Public Health Agency of Canada recommends the following steps for Canadians: `` Avoid getting an infection or spreading an infection to someone else. `` Keep your hands clean. If your hands are visibly soiled, use plain soap and water. If soap and water are not available, use an alcohol-based hand rub. `` Keep your hands away from your eyes, nose and mouth because this is where germs can get into the body. `` Cough or sneeze into your sleeve or tissue, instead of your hand. `` If you vomit or have diarrhea, clean your washroom thoroughly, avoid handling food and clean your hands. `` Keep your vaccinations up to date. `` Store, handle and prepare food safely to avoid food-related illness. `` Practise safe sex and use condoms to avoid sexually transmitted infections. `` Remember that, just because you are sick, it does not necessarily mean that you need antibiotics. If you are prescribed antibiotics, use them responsibly. `` Even if you start feeling better or no longer have symptoms, take your antibiotics as prescribed. `` If you experience a bad reaction or side-effects, contact your health-care professional. If you are told to stop taking the antibiotics, don’t store unused medicine or flush it down the toilet. Return any unused medication to the pharmacy. `` Do not share your antibiotics with anyone, take antibiotics from someone else or use leftover antibiotics from previous prescriptions. More information about antibiotic resistance and how to lower your risk is available at www. canada.ca/antibiotics. Source: www.newscanada.com 3 Chickasaw Cultural Center, Sulphur Beavers Bend, Broken Bow National Cowboy and Western Heritage Museum, Oklahoma City 75 Will Rogers Memorial Museum, Claremore As you make your way to your summer destination, choose the route with the most treasures per mile. Getting there is half the fun... 3 For travel guides, trip ideas, great savings, and a grand excursion visit TravelOK.com. the great outdoors with an up close and personal view of Oklahoma’s majestic mascot, the American bison. collection of Western art. Wax nostalgic at iconic Mother Road attractions along historic Rt. 66, or experience Celebrate the sacred customs and cultures of 39 unique tribal nations. Tip your hat at the world’s largest Medicine Park 283 Gloss Mountain State Park, Fairview Longevity Longevity And Intimacy Live Long and Love by Jennifer Cox Once a taboo topic and today, the subject of what seems like just about everything, sex is a popular issue, to say the least. And when it comes to the benefits of intimacy on our overall health, it should come as no surprise that sex can be extremely advantageous to our well-being and, hence, help us to live longer, happier and more satisfying lives. There is a laundry list of reasons as to why you and your partner should stay active in the bedroom (if for no other reason than it’s fun!), and this includes the effects which it has on your ability 46 www.snowbirds.org to fight illness, as well as lose weight. Studies show that people who have sex 1-2 times a week experience a 30% boost to their immune system, meaning fewer sniffles and colds. And each love-making session could help you burn as many as 200 calories, which translates into a slimmer, trimmer physique (something which you and your partner will both enjoy). Longevity to a study that was published in the “Bulletin of Experimental Biology and Medicine,” sex releases the hormone oxytocin, which reduces physical pain as well as headaches. Oxytocin also fights the stress hormone (cortisol), meaning calmer nerves and a better night’s sleep; two important factors in living a long life. Sex can be a heart-healthy part of a balanced lifestyle. It reduces the risk of heart attack and stroke in men by 50%, for those who engage in a romp three times a week. As a Wall Street Journal article cited, “One British study found that men who reported having three or more orgasms per week experienced 50% fewer heart attacks than those who engaged less frequently – perhaps because orgasm triggers the release of the hormone DHEA (dehydroepiandrosterone), which helps with circulation and arterial dilation.” According to Dr. Irwin Goldstein, director of sexual medicine at Alvarado Hospital, in an article on Healthline.com, sex can also reduce the risk of certain cancers, such as prostate cancer in men and breast cancer in women. On the contrary, staying disconnected from people can have extremely negative effects on your psyche, as well as on your physical well-being. Studies that have been conducted in the U.S., Japan and Scandinavian countries show that people who are disconnected from others are at an increased risk of dying prematurely. He went on to explain that a healthy sex life leads to long-term happiness too – it improves one’s mental health and enhances their ability to communicate honestly and intimately. Those who are regularly sexually active can experience higher self-esteem and overall confidence. “People who are sexually active are less likely to have alexithymia, which is a personality trait characterized by Sex and intimacy are also great natural cures for aches and pains. According The best wireless plans for Canadian Snowbirds in the USA the inability to express or understand emotions. In other words, people having sex can express themselves better.” In the end, research has shown that intimacy is closely related to longevity. In fact, researchers at Queen’s University in Belfast followed about 1,000 middleaged men for more than 10 years and found that males with a high frequency of orgasms lived twice as long as those who did not experience pleasure (naturalnews.com). Newsmax furthers this point: “Frequent sex causes the brain to release human growth hormone, which helps maintain youth.” Exercise and diet can be challenging to keep up. However, having a healthy sex life is a fantastic way in which to enjoy the intimacy of being with someone while helping to improve your mood, heart health, sleep, weight control and general wellbeing. So go start making some love! Made for Canadians Stay in touch while at your home away from home Snowbird Plans Unlimited Talk+Text $ 19 month* 95 per Unlimited Talk+Text+Data 39 $ month* 95 per *Minimum 90 day purchase. You can add additional time in 30 day increments after the initial 90 days. Visit www.roammobility.com/snowbird-plan for details. RM_ZineAd_CSANews_7.5x4.75_fin.indd 1 2014-11-06 3:16 PM CSANews | WINTER 2014 47 Fitness A NEW SPIN ON THINGS by Jennifer Cox How indoor cycling studios are luring in baby boomers. Here are a few health advantages to indoor cycling: It can also help increase your lung capacity. Just as the “yoga craze” took hold several years ago, with gyms offering yoga classes and specialized yoga studios popping up in cities from coast to coast, today’s active baby boomers are turning to a new fitness rage: indoor cycling. It’s low-impact – This is especially important to older people, who are hesitant to try a new exercise regimen. Spinning is ideal for baby boomers because a stationary bike is low-impact, much more so than, say, a treadmill or stair stepper than can be hard on muscles and joints. When done correctly, indoor cycling doesn’t put a lot of pressure on sensitive points, such as the hips and knees. That’s why it’s important to seek out the guidance of a trained instructor. Training for endurance – A lot of baby boomers who have retired, decide to challenge themselves with certain workout goals, or maybe even participate in some sort of marathon. Spinning classes are designed to build in intensity, meaning that if you’re willing, you can use this to increase your overall endurance. In time, you will be able to stay active for much longer periods of time. And not only will indoor cycling strengthen muscles, but the joints, tendons and bones around those muscles as well. Studios boasting high-tech stationary bikes that can track myriad variables – from calories burned to distance travelled – as well as spaces decked out with the latest in high-energy lighting and sound systems are just a few reasons why people are drawn to this active workout. The bikes feature a resistance knob, meaning that you decide how hard you want to push yourself. Classes feel more like dance sessions and, with the right instructor, indoor cyclists will be motivated enough to challenge themselves and see results quickly with a workout that feels as if it were devised specifically for them. Indoor cycling, or “spinning” (as the pros call it), is a great workout for young and old, a first-timer or a novice. “You can come in as a beginner and work out at your own pace – the resistance knob allows you to make the workout what you want it to be,” explained Sheryl Goldstein, a certified indoor cycling instructor in Montreal. 48 www.snowbirds.org Calorie burn and weight loss – For those who are looking to lose some weight, indoor cycling is a fantastic option. A regular hour-long spinning class can help you burn as many as 500-800 calories (depending on how hard you work yourself). And it doesn’t burn muscle, but fat, meaning a trimmer, leaner figure. Cardiovascular – Because spinning encourages you to get your heart rate up, it’s the ideal cardiovascular workout. This, in turn, can help you lower your blood pressure and cholesterol, as well as your resting heart rate. Improve your mood and boost energy levels – Like any form of physical activity, indoor cycling will elevate your mood and give you more “oomph” throughout your day. A spinning class will help you release endorphins, or “happy” hormones, which will make you feel more clearheaded and motivated. Spinning is a high-energy and fun way in which to stay in shape and improve your overall well-being. Specialized indoor cycling studios allow clients to work out in a safe, encouraging, professional setting where results can be reached. Check online for a spinning studio near you. G N I G N I R B ? E M O H T A A BO Most US states have water bodies that harbour species that would be invasive to Canada, like zebra or quagga mussels. If your boat is used in infested waters, invasive species can attach to parts of the boat and hitch a ride back to the uninfected waters of Western Canada. Protect your boat and help keep our waters free of invasive species. CLEAN off plants and debris, DRAIN bilges and ballast tanks and DRY the wet areas of the boat. Doing so can prevent the spread of invasive species that would destroy ecosystems, damage boats and personal property and cost millions in repairs to vital infrastructure. ONLY BRING BACK MEMORIES FOR MORE INFORMATION ON INVASIVE SPECIES, CALL: ALBERTA: 1-855-336-BOAT (2628) BRITISH COLUMBIA: 1-877-952-7277 MANITOBA: 1-87-STOP AIS-0 (1-877-867-2470) SASKATCHEWAN: 1-800-667-7561 Food and drink Refined Sugar and Omega-3s After five years of fear and confusion in helplessly watching my husband’s decline, we learned of his Alzheimer’s disease diagnosis. Devastating was the news. Alzheimer’s disease is not part of Jack’s genetic makeup. He also does not have diabetes. He is not overweight. He drank alcohol moderately and gave up smoking years ago. He has eaten relatively well and worked out at the gym for his entire adult life. But, as a former U.S. Navy SEAL, he was directly exposed to Agent Orange during three tours in certain areas of Vietnam. He crawled through ‘nuked’ and defoliated jungle, drank the water and ate the local food. In an article entitled ‘Military risk factors for cognitive decline, dementia and Alzheimer’s disease’ in the U.S. National Library of Medicine National Institutes of Health, the abstract states that, ‘The degree of combat exposure, Vietnam era Agent Orange exposure and Gulf War Illness may also influence risk for AD. Using available data on the association of AD and specific exposures and risk factors, the authors have conservatively estimated 423,000 new cases of AD in veterans by 2020, including 140,000 excess cases associated with specific military exposures.’ Since this diagnosis, I have researched Alzheimer’s causes and potential remedies in staying committed to the possibility of slowing its impact on both of our lives for as long as we can. I’m humbled by Jack’s openness and willingness to allow me to alter his diet and vitamin regimen, all under the guidance of his neurologist. My goal is to continue to feed him healthier choices of the foods he already loves. He takes a medication called Exelon, which has cleared some of the mind fogginess. Studies and research have shown that, through lifestyle choices, Alzheimer’s and dementia can be prevented (if one is not exposed to large doses of toxic herbicides). Thus far, there are no definitive studies to prove that a healthy lifestyle and specific food choices can slow its progression. By the same token, there are also no studies to prove that a healthy lifestyle and specific food choices don’t make a difference. What has been proven through decades of hard research is that a healthy lifestyle and specific food choices will beat 50 www.snowbirds.org obesity, reduce and even eliminate diabetes, ultimately nourishing the mind, body and spirit. A healthy body and spirit go a very long way in improving and maintaining one’s quality of life. I’ve learned that there is overwhelming evidence supporting the link between refined sugar and artificial sweeteners, diabetes and dementia. Numerous studies have proven that individuals with diabetes, especially Type 2, have a lower level of cognitive function and are at a higher risk for dementia than those without diabetes. These studies have revealed a strong correlation between Alzheimer’s disease and high blood sugar levels. High blood sugar levels also set off an inflammatory response in the body, worsening the symptoms of arthritis. According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA), the average American consumes 156 pounds of added sugar per year. This is ‘added’ sugar, not naturally occurring sugar. (I found no evidence to date of our Canadian statistics.) Research shows that a high-sugar diet reduces the production of a brain chemical called ‘brain-derived nerve growth factor’ (BDNF). Without this protein, our brains fail to form new memories and cannot learn anything new. Or, said another way, the abundant presence of BDNF in the body and brain predicts ease of learning and memory retention. Studies have also shown that levels of BDNF are low in people with diabetes or pre-diabetes. Research has also linked low BDNF to dementia and depression. Some experts believe that BDNF may just be the smoking gun when it comes to preventing, slowing and perhaps playing a part in one day curing dementia and Alzheimer’s disease. Foods high in omega-3 fats (with an omega-6 fatty acid ratio), regular physical exercise and high-quality sleep all improve our production of BDNF. We can also obtain more BDNF through omega-3 in vitamin form. I advocate that you speak to your specialist or doctor before implementing vitamins into your diet if you suffer from any form of degenerative disease Food and drink For more information on wine and food, go to www.sharidarling.com. by Shari Darling and if you take medication(s). Medications, vitamins and natural herbs can have negative interactions. As stated by famous neurologist Dr. David Perlmutter, author of the bestselling book ‘Grain Brain’, “One of the key factors that correlates levels of DHA to brain health and disease resistance is DHA’s ability to turn on the grain’s growth hormone called BDNF.” Omega-3 fats are part of the polyunsaturated fat family. They are sometimes referred to as poly fats. The most nutrient-dense form of omega-3s is found in flax seeds and walnuts. Very good sources are found in sardines, salmon, beef, Brussels sprouts, cauliflower and mustard seeds. Good sources include shrimp, winter squash, broccoli, cod, collard greens, spinach, summer squash, raspberries, kale, green beans and strawberries, to name a few. When shopping, do not be fooled by labels that say ‘pastureraised’ or ‘grass-fed.’ These terms are misleading. Look for a label that states ‘organic’ and ‘100% grass-fed.’ Organic milk has the greatest natural occurrence of omega-3. Visit your local health food store. Talk to your health food grocer or local dairy farmer to find out how the animal was actually raised. When it comes to preparing Jack’s diet, I use natural sweeteners such as organic maple syrup and raw honey and also ensure that our diet is packed with foods high in omega-3s. CONTINUED If you are vegan, you can obtain your omega-3s through sea plants, leafy greens (spinach, broccoli, kale), legumes (kidney, navy, pinto, lima), nuts, seeds and citrus fruits, melons and cherries and ground flaxseed. General vegetarians can get their omega-3 fats from the same foods listed above, as well as from dairy products (eggs, milk, cheese and yogurt). The key is to ensure that these food items derive from animals grazing on grass rather than on grain and corn. The old adage, ‘You are what you eat,’ applies to cows, goats and sheep, just as it does to humans. For the rest of us non-vegetarians, we can also obtain our omega-3s from all of the foods listed above, as well as from grass-fed meats. Depending on the breed of cow, grass-fed beef contains two to five times more omega-3s than grain-fed beef. Grass-fed cow’s milk comes from animals that have grazed in pasture year-round, rather than being fed a processed diet of grain and corn for much of their lives. Grass feeding improves the quality of cow’s milk and makes the milk richer in omega-3 fats, vitamin E, beta-carotene and CLA (fatty acid called conjugated linoleic acid). CSANews | WINTER 2014 51 Food and drink I also tend to cook with local, organic goat’s milk rather than with cow’s milk. The reason is that goats generally graze on grass. Goat’s milk is also high in omega-3s and is lower in lactose. Jack and I also prefer the more exotic, tangier taste. Jack loves dessert! Here is a fast and super-easy cheesecake recipe that is free of refined sugar and uses low-glycemic natural sweetener (maple syrup) and therefore, is diabetic-friendly. This recipe is lactose-reduced and gluten-free. It is also packed with omega-3s, in both the cheesecake and ice cream. Omega-3s (EPA and DHA forms) help to prevent cardiovascular disease, hypertension, high cholesterol, diabetes, blood clotting, Alzheimer’s disease, cognitive decline, Parkinson’s disease, multiple sclerosis, depression and hot flashes. Slow Cooker Goat Cheesecake with Oranges, Lime and Homemade Goat Cheese Ice Cream All the ingredients listed below do not have to be organic or grass fed. The cheesecake can be made with regular cream cheese (rather than goat cheese) and regular plain yogurt and gram wafer crumbs. The ingredients listed below should also readily available in your local health food store. Cheesecake Serves 4 to 6 *Organic oranges are not necessary as oranges have a thick skin, protecting the flesh from undesirable herbicides, pesticides, fungicides. 12 ounces fresh organic goat cheese ½ cup quality maple syrup 1 orange (for 1 tsp. finely grated orange peel and 2 tablespoons freshly squeezed orange juice) juice from 1 lime 1 tablespoon all-purpose flour (or gluten-free all-purpose flour) ½ tsp. real vanilla ½ cup real organic and grass-fed Greek goat’s milk yogurt ¾ cup cholesterol-free egg product (or 3 eggs) 1 cup gluten-free granola (or granola of choice or graham wafer crumbs) 1 cup of water (for slow cooker) 2 more oranges* In a food processor or blender add goat cheese, maple syrup, orange peel, orange juice, lime juice, flour, vanilla, yogurt and egg product. Puree until smooth. Spray a glass loaf pan with non-stick cooking spray (or smother in butter). Put granola at bottom of loaf pan. Carefully pour cheesecake mixture over granola. Fill slow cooker with 1 cup of water. Set loaf pan inside slow cooker. Cover and cook on high for 2.5 hours. Using oven mitts remove loaf pan when cheesecake center is set. Cover loaf pan with plastic wrap and set in the refrigerator for at least 4 hours. Slice the cheesecake right from the loaf pan onto plates. Garnish each slice with fresh orange and goat’s milk ice cream. Homemade Goat’s Milk Ice Cream Serves 4 to 6 1 quart (4 cups) of fresh organic goat’s milk ¾ cup quality maple syrup zest from 1 lemon pinch of kosher salt 4 organic egg yolks In a food processor or blender puree together all ingredients. Set in a food grade container in the freezer. Every hour stir yogurt with a fork, scraping it from sides of container and making sure mixture is creamy (rather than rock hard). Serve cold. 52 www.snowbirds.org Weston’s wannaB inn is Your Vacation Home Away Canadian Owned From Home! 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It could, perhaps, use some help with other things. Consider this my manifesto: Why you should never, ever read an e-book on your tablet, or on your smartphone, or (heaven forbid) on your laptop or home computer. LCD screens, such as the ones on a tablet or other portable device, are backlit. That’s great when your device’s screen is trying to compete with the sun, or in the dark when you just want to quickly check Facebook. However, for long exposure, it’s much more taxing on the eyes. If you’ve spent any time with the type of screen that graces a tablet or a laptop, you already know this. The biggest benefit of a dedicated e-book reader is just that: It’s a dedicated e-book reader. Its screen is designed to look and read like a more traditional paperback’s pages. This screen type is also much less reflective than that on a tablet or smartphone. same benefit), you get access to your whole library without having to carry along your whole library. Everything from serial fiction to scholarly dissertations can come along for the ride without adding any extra heft to your carry-on luggage. In addition, because this display type is much more battery-friendly than the type which you’d find on a tablet or smartphone, you’re looking at a battery life that’s counted in weeks as opposed to hours. With the three e-readers which we’re looking at coming in between $120 and $200, and with the electronic versions of books being less expensive than their pulp-and-paper counterparts, an e-reader might even be a money-saver for more voracious readers. What’s more, we’re increasingly seeing e-books being offered at public libraries. While not unique to dedicated e-readers (tablets and smartphones offer this Let’s take a look at three e-reader options and their pros and cons. Kindle Voyage Amazon Nook Simple Touch GlowLight US$199 – US$289 kindle.amazon.com Barnes & Noble $119 barnesandnoble.com Amazon is the e-reader elder statesman. Hard to believe that the first Kindle came out in 2007 and cost $400. Fair to say that a lot has changed since then. The Kindle Voyage’s neatest trick? A beautifully uniform lighting scheme that makes it easy to read in all kinds of lighting conditions…including in the dark. The Kindle Voyage’s 6-inch screen has the highest resolution of all of the e-readers discussed here. It’s also the most expensive of the bunch, starting at $199 for an ad-supported Wi-Fi model that’s only available in the U.S., all the way to $289 for a 3G (cellular data) version with no ads. Four GB of storage is good for as many as 2,000 books. If you want the absolute best e-reader on the market, this is it. It’s debatable whether it’s worth the extra $80 (at a minimum) which you’ll spend over last year’s Kindle Paperwhite ($120), or the price premium as compared with the other incumbents which we’re looking at here. 54 www.snowbirds.org Barnes & Noble’s Nook Simple Touch GlowLight has been around the block and is maybe showing its age a little. That said, it’s a relatively inexpensive e-reader that’s more than capable of running you through your favourite books. Speaking of which, it can carry around about 2,000 of them. Its 6-inch screen is lit by a series of LEDs around its front. It manages a pretty nice and even lighting across the screen. In other words, it’s ideal for reading in darker conditions...or while your significant other slumbers. The Nook Simple Touch Glowlight actually has some personality, too. Where other e-readers are stoic black-and-grey affairs, it’s available as a fun, white package with rounded corners that doesn’t weigh much more than a standard paperback novel. CSA online If you’re seriously considering your first e-reader and you just want someone to say “get this one,” get this one. Aura H2O Kobo $179.99 kobo.com/koboaurah2o As the name hints, the Kobo Aura H2O’s trick is that it’s waterproof. Perfect for bath time or poolside reading. Waterproof also means dustproof and sand-proof, so it’s the best choice at the beach, too. That fact alone might sell it. At 6.8 inches, it’s sporting a larger screen than the other e-readers we’ve looked at. Its “ComfortLight” front lighting is easy to adjust and bathes the page in a pleasant glow, so you can read in dark or dim conditions. The Aura H2O also has the distinction of being the only recent e-reader to offer expandable storage. If toting around about 2,000 books on the Aura H2O’s internal memory isn’t enough, toss in an inexpensive microSD card and carry tens of thousands more. Headed South via MONTANA or IDAHO ? 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New Port Richey Toronto Police Retirees Reunion Wednesday, March 4, Banquet Masters Inc., 13355 49th Street North, Clearwater, FL. Numbers must be guaranteed in advance, so please contact Hugh Ferguson or Gary and Muriel Hooper in December or January to sign up. Order Now! Info: Hugh Ferguson, FL (727) 391-1083, [email protected]; Gary & Muriel Hooper, FL (727) 943-2512, [email protected] They are FREE and make wonderful table accessories for your Canadian event. To get your supply of placemats, choose one of the following options: Port St. Lucie ●● Visit us online at www.snowbirds.org The Canadian Club of the Treasure Coast ●● Send an e-mail to [email protected] Luncheons: January 5, February 2, March 2 and April 6; Potluck/Dinner at Spanish Lakes #1 Clubhouse: January 22, February 16; Picnic at Lyngate Park in Port St. Lucie: March 12; Bob Smith Memorial Golf: March 18. The phone number for placemat orders is Info: [email protected]; Facebook: psl Canadianclub 1-877-888-2505 AGM Agenda CANADIAN SNOWBIRD ASSOCIATION INC. (A corporation without share capital under part II of The Canada Business Corporations Act) 1. Doors open at 9:30 a.m. CANADIAN SNOWBIRD ASSOCIATION INC. 2. W elcome - Call to order 10:00 a.m. (A Florida not-for-profit corporation) NOTICE OF ANNUAL MEETING The annual meeting of the CANADIAN SNOWBIRD ASSOCIATION INC. (Canadian Corporation) and CANADIAN SNOWBIRD ASSOCIATION INC. (Florida Corporation) will be held at the Lakeland Center, 701 West Lime Street, Lakeland, Florida on Wednesday, the 28 day of January, 2015 at 10:00 o’clock in the forenoon, local time, for the following purposes: • To receive the annual report and the financial statements of the corporations for the year ended October 31, 2014 (and the report of the auditors thereon); • To appoint officers and directors in accordance with procedures, as determined by the bylaws; • T o appoint auditors for the ensuing year and to authorize the directors to fix the auditors’ remuneration; and • To transact such further or other business as may properly be brought before the meeting or any adjournment thereof. Dated at Toronto this 26 day of November, 2014. BY ORDER OF THE BOARD 3. Roll Call/Member Verification 4. Proof of Notice of Meeting 5. Reading of Previous Minutes 6. Report of the Officers 7. Report of the Committees 8. P resentation of Financial Statement 9. Report of the Auditors 10.Appointment of the Auditors 11.Unfinished Business 12.New Business 13.Question and Answer Period John Foster, Secretary 14.Adjournment CANADIAN SNOWBIRD ASSOCIATION INC. (A corporation without share capital under part II of The Canada Business Corporations Act) CANADIAN SNOWBIRD ASSOCIATION INC. (A Florida not-for-profit corporation) PROXY The undersigned member of the above corporations hereby constitutes and appoints Wallace J. Weylie, general counsel of the corporations, or failing him, _________________________, the true and lawful attorney, agent and proxy of the undersigned to vote and act with respect to all matters arising at the general meeting of the members to be held at the Lakeland Center, Lakeland, Florida on January 28, 2015 at 10:00 in the forenoon local time, WITH ALL POWERS THE UNDERSIGNED WOULD POSSESS IF PERSONALLY PRESENT AT THE SAID MEETING. DATED THIS ________ DAY OF ________________, 20___. ______________________________________________________ CSA MEMBER’S SIGNATURE __________________________________________ CSA MEMBERSHIP NUMBER 56 www.snowbirds.org _______________________________________________________ PRINTED NAME Book review A New Home for the Q’s Willa McLean is a freelance writer who lives in Brampton. Written by Yasmin John-Thorpe Illustrated by Endrené Shepherd Wheatmark This is a call-out, especially to you snowbirds who winter in Arizona. A New Home for the Q’s is a very special little children’s book, exploring the unique desert flora and fauna of Arizona with a charming little couple, Quinn and Queenie Quail. They have decided to move out of their overcrowded covey to find a new home in which to start a family. They have to hurry and get settled before the monsoon rains arrive (lots of terms to discuss). The wonderful illustrations portray the different kinds of cactus and all of the desert birds and animals that the couple meet in their search for a safe home. Most of the birds and animals are helpful; they can’t share their homes, but they warn the pair about nearby predators which would enjoy eating quail for dinner! There are scary pictures of Cruz Coyote and Bryce Bobcat on the hunt, and Razor Rattlesnake, who wanted the quails for lunch. As a teacher, I commend the author for the incisive descriptions at the front of the book. Jaxson is not just an ordinary jackrabbit, but an antelope jackrabbit, developed to adapt to the extreme heat and cold of the desert. You are not going to meet Jariette Javelina in most Canadian children’s books. She is a peccary – a pig-like animal native to Arizona. The comprehensive exercises at the end of the book are another excellent feature – a truly challenging test! Quinn and Queenie are delightful in exposing a child to a new desert vocabulary. They are such a captivating couple that, perhaps, they should be introduced to Mr. Disney or whoever is making children’s movies these days! Availability In the U.S.: Published by Wheatmark Inc. available at Barnes & Noble and Amazon In Canada: Published by A2Z Books available at local book stores and through the author, Yasmin John-Thorpe: www.yasminjohnthorpe.com CSANews | WINTER 2014 57 CSA application Sign up five new members and become a Key Member of the CSA! Let us grow together The CSA is constantly looking for new members, just like you. Sign up five new members and get your next annual membership FREE. Download five applications from our website at www.snowbirds.org or photocopy the application below. Have five of your travelling friends become new and valued members of your association. 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The Canadian Snowbird Association is in compliance with the Personal Information Protection and Electronic Documents Act (PIPEDA) of the Government of Canada. To exclude your subscription to the CSANews magazine, deduct $9.95 from the annual dues rate. Membership dues and fees are subject to change without notice. Signature _________________________________________ Date _____________________________________ REV. 08/2013 58 www.snowbirds.org Source code: E93 CSA benefits BENEFITS & SERVICES Canadian Snowbird Association Commitment, Service and Advocacy for Travellers CSA INFORMATION BOOKLETS The CSA provides members with information booklets such as The CSA Travel Information Guide, The CSA Member Handbook and The CSA Travellers’ Checklist. Within these publications, you will find information pertaining to border crossing, tips to help you plan a lengthy trip and the various benefits of being a member of the CSA. CSANews Official News MagaziNe Of the caNadiaN sNOwbird assOciatiON | wiNter 2007 | issUe 65 Publication mail agreement no: 40063603 THE CSA MEMBER HANDBOOK: The Amazing Canadian Dollar! The official news magazine of the Canadian Snowbird Association is filled with valuable advice, timely tips and informative articles regarding issues that impact travelling Canadians. As an active subscriber and member of the CSA, you will receive four issues per year. CSA AUTO CLUB For more than twenty years, Medipac International has earned the respect and repeat business of snowbirds, coast-to-coast. Endorsed by the Canadian Snowbird Association, Medipac has proven time and time again to be the insurance company that snowbirds rely on. Before you travel – talk to Canada’s only “real” choice for travel medical insurance benefits. 1-888-MEDIPAC • WWW.MEDIPAC.COM When your vehicle is stranded by the side of the road, you want help, fast. Joining the CSA auto club means choosing ANY service vehicle and getting on your way. Just submit the claim to us and we GUARANTEE payment within 30 business days. 1st car…$54 2nd car…$33 Designed exclusively for members of the Canadian Snowbird Association CSA AUTO CLUB No matter where your road leads, you will never be alone. Total Family Protection Endorsed by the 1-800-265-3200 Snowbird Currency Exchange Program Not only is there strength in numbers…there are dollars in your pocket because of them! As a member of the CSA, you can take advantage of highly competitive rates negotiated through the CSA’s group purchasing power. For your home, car and cottage protection, look to the CSA. 1-800-267-8000 The Canadian Snowbird Association offers its members a hassle free service to convert their Canadian currency into American funds, and it has never been better. Every month we will deduct the funds from your Canadian financial institution, exchange the currency and deposit the funds directly into your U.S. based bank account. No paperwork, no phone calls. Just convenience. Designed Exclusively for the Canadian Snowbird Lifestyle Snowbird Currency Exchange Program Proven by thousands of snowbirds Exclusive, preferred exchange rates Automatic monthly transfers Low or no transfer fees Save $100s each year! Endorsed by the 1-800-265-3200 Personal Accident Insurance Plan GUARANTEED ACCEPTANCE LIFE INSURANCE You are invited to take advantage of rates as low as $12.56 per unit on up to $20,000 in life insurance coverage. Once you enroll your rates will never increase. There are NO medical questions and NO medical examination, guaranteed! No one likes to think about accidents. Protect you and your spouse against the severe financial hardships that accompany sudden death, dismemberment or loss of sight. Endorsed by the CSA. 1-877-474-0044 1-800-268-3336 Designed exclusively for members of the Canadian Snowbird Association Personal Accident Insurance Plan Endorsed by the CSANews | WINTER 2014 59 01 02 Fun & games 03 Outside the B CSA News Winter 2014 (No S H 6 7 8 9 1O U L D E puzzles will definitely R 01 Outside the0B cheek Can you guess them all? 01 Outside the Box Puzzles S H 6 7 8 9 1O EVERYTHING U AFTERNAPNOON cheek L EVERYTHING D E R VERYTHIN n he Box Puzzles Sta d n 04 d R Sta n D 03 4. O 05 6 7 8 Sta 06 d 6 7 8 0 04 E EVERYTHING VERYTHIN R EVERYTHING 05 AFTERNA 06 EVERYTHING 08 09 VERYTHIN EVERYTHING O the Box Puzzles 07 02 03 Outside R CSA News Winter 2014 (No. ERYTHING 2. TE 5. 93) Edition Candidates W HE E L AFTERNAPNOON N D ERYTHINHS CE R 01 WHEEL 02 ERYTHING L07 OVE 03 E 7 8 9 1O N T U N EAR cheek R L E C D S C E H TE 8 9 1O 07 R 08 10 11 6 7 09 12 U N R cheek E L D C E R 05 06 10 Sta d TE WEARLL WHEEL IS E N O R PAITCK WHEEL WEARLL L05 OVE CE 10 04 06 R N 6. 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Three days later, the man was watching TV when his wife bashed him on the head with an even-bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon regaining consciousness, the man asked his wife why she had hit him again. His wife replied, “Your horse phoned!” Say a Prayer Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Johnny received his plate, he started eating straight away. “Johnny, wait until we’ve said our prayer,” his mother reminded him. “I don’t have to,” the little boy replied. “Of course you do,” his mother insisted. “We say a prayer before eating at our house.” “That’s at our house,” Johnny explained, “but this is Grandma’s house and she knows how to cook.” The Child and his Mother Check Mates A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?” A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why,” they asked as they moved off. “Because,” he said, “I can’t stand chessnuts boasting in an open foyer.” The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!” The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandma has only grey hairs on her head.” Ron Bellamy needs your cartoon ideas! Please send your quips, stories and/or snowbird anecdotes to [email protected]. A New Man! The Stock Market CSANews | WINTER 2014 61 Snowbird Currency Exchange Program The Snowbird Currency Exchange Program is designed specifically for the snowbird lifestyle. It’s that unique! Join ranks with thousands of satisfied snowbirds who transfer money from Canada to the U.S. at exclusive, preferred exchange rates with little or no fees. It works with all major financial institutions, and the transfers are automatic. The Snowbird Currency Exchange Program is the ultimate in cross-border banking for Canadian snowbirds. The program enables you to transfer money automatically from your regular Canadian chequing account to your U.S.-based bank account. The rest is up to you! You can specify which months and what amounts you want to transfer, or you can have the same amount transferred every month on a continuous basis. Proven by thousands of snowbirds What makes this program really unique is that we pool the funds of every enrolled snowbird and complete a single bulk transaction. This grants us access to bulk exchange rates otherwise unavailable to the consumer, and we pass the savings on to you. Unlike most exchange programs, the Snowbird Currency Exchange Program will not subject you to additional fees when your funds are transferred to your U.S. bank account. It’s that good! The Snowbird Currency Exchange Program – it’s convenient, secure, trusted by thousands and worry-free. 1-800-265-3200 For information please call the CSA or download the application from www.snowbirds.org Underwritten by The Manufacturers Life Insurance Company. LUCK ISN’T ENOUGH. Visit medipac.com or call 1-888-MEDIPAC.