on magazine volume 3, issue 6, summer 2012-2013
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on magazine volume 3, issue 6, summer 2012-2013
Vol. 3, Issue 6, Summer 2012-2013 ka Bowling Club ISLAND CABARET hawea NYE al fresco play being green diamond geezers flash fiction SUMMER LOVIN’ SOUTHERN FLING Vol. 3, Issue 6, Summer 2012-2013 4 concept 32 on screen 6 environment 34 little ones 8 on track 35 on the page 10 on location 36 degustation 11 on the island 38 destinations 12 fashion 40 flash fiction 18 directions 42 inspiration Eco adventures Spec-trackular! Diamond geezers Ruby Island cabaret Love all Wanaka map 19 on / off What’s cool, what’s not 20 what’s on Gig guide 26 on location Hawea Happening 28 on the beat Rave rising 30on foot A peek at Mt Roy 31 on location Chop Shop Bikes on film Playground guide Book review Summer BBQ Invercargill Short short stories Local poetry The contents of On Magazine are copyright and may not be reproduced in any form without written permission. Printed on FSC paper by Taieri Print, Dunedin. To advertise with On Magazine contact us on: 022 0188 314 or (03) 443 4629. [email protected] www.onmag.co.nz Follow us on Facebook & Twitter COVER: Ruby Island Image by Simon Darby Photo: Jeremy Town Gone Troppo onmagazine Summer. It turns me upside down. Summer, summer, summer – like a merry-go-round. The Cars were right. Summer is magic. Wanaka’s population surges during the warmer months – for good reason. For the weeks either side of Christmas and New Year, New Zealand shuts up shop and heads for a sunny spot beside a body of water. A river, lake or piece of coast we like to call our second home. And half the population seems to come to Wanaka. It’s the time of the great Out Of Office AutoReply. If you for some strange reason send a business-related email during this summer-soaking fortnight, it’s most likely to ping back with something like Thank you for getting in touch. I’m away from the office on leave so the only work I’m doing is on my tan. If you are really desperate to communicate with someone, then get in touch with some poor intern or underling because I’m sifting sand through my toes and rubbing sunscreen on my loved one/s. What are you even up to; sending an email, you doofus? Go outside, crank up your BBQ, run through the sprinkler, live a little. It’s officially ‘tools down’. I will endeavour to reply to your email in the New Year, ‘but til then I’ve gone troppo. You should too. This is corporate communiqué at its best. The last thing I’m planning before embracing my Wanaka summer holiday is crafting that snappy AutoReply. Something along the lines of I’m here, it’s awesome, best wishes for 2013. Then the fun begins. I’ve got a bucket list of Wanaka must-dos for this season: Jump off the wharf, go wakeboarding, glamping, tramping, swimming and fishing. Play golf, tennis, backyard cricket and lawn bowls. Eat hot chips under the willows. Picnic. Lose the shoes. Meanwhile my instant reply can tell others what they’re missing. Because although this is gloating just a teeny bit, it’s all in the interest of promoting Work/Life balance. And just now, Summer = Life. Work can wait. Let’s go troppo. ANNABEL WILSON magazine Editor Annabel Wilson Deputy Editor Laura Williamson Design Bridget Hall Publicity Juliane Bray [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] Contributing Writers: Alex Kerr, Simon King, Christopher Horan, Libby Paulin, MAL, Sarah Wadsworth Contributing Photographers: Simon Darby, Zed (Zeph) Wadsworth, WANAKA.TV, Jeremy Town, Nina Henderson Be part of On Magazine... 1 2 3 Send us your photos, Join our Send us an email stories or art. Best submissions online community. with your thoughts or will be published online onmag.co.nz suggestions. or in the mag. Twitter, Facebook [email protected] onmagazine Water Bar is a fully licensed restaurant with fantastic bar facilities and located right on the lake front in Wanaka. We offer value for money and service with a smile from our friendly staff to ensure your visit is a memorable one. ALL MEALS ARE $20 OR UNDER! Whether you are after a full dining experience, a casual brunch or lunch, or a lively late night entertainment venue, Water Bar can make your visit a fantastic experience! We’re open 7 days a week from 8:00 a.m. till 2:30 a.m! 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For example, the Rob Roy Glacier Trek gets well off the beaten tracks. And on the “eco” side of it, our clients can “give back” by planting a native tree on Mou Waho Island on every Lake Cruise & Island Nature Walk trip - a mutually beneficial agreement with DOC that leaves the island in better condition than we arrived, every time. How long has ECO Wanaka Adventures been running? We have been running for six years now. Our local guides all have had many years’ experience prior to this, and, personally, I have been guiding here since 1983! onmagazine Have you had any particularly memorable clients? One man wanted “The Big Day Out”, Wanaka style. This consisted of: drive Wanaka to Makarora, fly Siberia Valley, walk to Lake Crucible, swim in the lake (requested!) pushing the icebergs out of the way, walk back to airstrip, fly scenic back to Makarora, drive back to Wanaka to finish with a beer with his wife (who refused to stay in a hut overnight), all in one day! He was lots of fun, and it was a really cool tailormade experience. Your “Lake Cruise and Island Walk” trip takes visitors to Mou Wahu Island Nature Reserve. What sort of flora and fauna make the island their home? This introduced-predator-free island is alive with birdlife, including the New Zealand pigeon, tui, bellbird, New Zealand falcon, morepork and, of course, the flightless buff weka, extinct on Arethusa Pool on top of Mou Wahu Island Photos: Supplied Q&A mainland New Zealand since 1920 and liberated back on here in 2004. This is now the only place they can be seen in the wild in any numbers (100150 plus) on the mainland. Hopelessly nosey, sadly they have no street sense with predators, and will walk up to them, to their demise. Can you explain the “island on a lake on an island on a lake” thing? It’s very cool. Wanaka is the most amazing lake. Just north of the island, it is 311 metres deep (below sea level), then, during the ice ages, ice was forced uphill 500 metres right over the top of the island, somehow leaving a gouged-out lake up 150 metres on top of Mou Waho Island. And then there are islands in that lake! It is a unique phenomenon, found nowhere else in the Southern Lakes. Wally Weka checks the map What’s your favourite local walk? It has to be Rob Roy Glacier Trek. I have been up there guiding long enough to say that the valley geologically and ice-wise has changed amazingly in the last 25 years; a snapshot of geological time. It is always different. Trek-leading in the Annapurnas and Everest region, it would take us two weeks to see icefall action like that, not two hours! If you could choose anyone from history to take on a heli hike, who would it be and why? Ernest Shackleton, after wintering over two years in a row in gruesome conditions in Antarctica, then saving all his men. I think I would shout him a single malt as well! GET PERSONAL WITH NATURE ON OUR... Rob Roy Glacier walk Lake Cruise & Island Nature Walk... Rob Roy Glacier Guided Trek Alpine Lakes Heli Hike Wanaka Nature Encounter (Cruise/Walk/4WD) Boat Fishing P- 443 2869 Free - 0800 926 326 E- [email protected] W - www.ecowanaka.co.nz * LUGGATE CREEK TRACK * Z In Tracks we Trust Images: UCTT The Newcastle Track VbaW\g\bafTcc_l Luggate Creek Bridge r On Magazine meets the folk behind Wanaka’s spec-trackular trail network: the Upper Clutha Tracks Trust. When it comes to tracks, cyclists and walkers in Wanaka are spoiled for choice. Along with local classics such as the Outlet Track, new trails have sprung up at an impressive rate recently, with the Hawea River Track from Albert Town to Hawea, the Upper Clutha Track to Luggate, the Gladstone Track at Hawea and the Glendhu Bay Track all completed in the past four years. By Christmas there will be one more. The new tracks are all thanks to the Upper Clutha Tracks Trusts (UCTT), formed in 2006 as a local answer to the Wakatipu Trails onmagazine Trust. The trust facilitates both the funding and construction of new trails, and they’re doing a fine job. “The concept was to create a communityled process for track building,” says UCTT Chairman Tim Dennis. He explains that a charitable trust, as opposed to DOC or Council, for example, can access multiple finding sources. More importantly, a trust is something locals can feel a part of. Since its inception, the Trust has built more than 50 kms of track in the Wanaka area. This Bring this in on your next visit to Basecamp with Clip n ‘ Climb and go into the draw for a 10 VISIT PASS* will soon grow by another 12 kms, with the Newcastle Track due to open in December. Starting from the Hawea Swing Bridge, this trail offers an off-road loop between Albert Town to Luggate, up one bank of the Clutha and back along the other. Not bad - just two years ago the only way to see this part of the Clutha was from a boat. To help these guys keep making tracks, financial donations can be made online at www.uppercluthatrackstrust.org.nz. Or, if you’d rather help in other ways, says Tim, contact the Trust directly. “We take everything from cattle stops to gravel. Every bit helps!” LAURA WILLIAMSON 9beUbb^\aZfc_XTfXVT__ #&''&$$$# jjj!UTfXVT`cjTaT^T!Vb!am (#6TeWebaTIT__XlEbTW Life’s a Cabaret q Flapper alert! This summer marks the return of a legend: the Ruby Island Cabaret. A Gem of a Lifestyle IN HAWEA There’s something precious about life in Hawea, and for the team behind 1791 Diamonds, it’s proving to be a real gem of a place to work. Richard Prout and Alice Herald, both originally from the UK, are the co-founders of 1791 Diamonds, specialising in the online retail of exquisitely-crafted diamonds. Richard brings a degree in Computing and 20 years’ business experience to the company, while Alice has a BA Honours Degree in Jewellery. But it was a love of the outdoors and an active lifestyle which brought them both to New Zealand. Alice is also trained in sports therapy, an area she was working in when she and husband Jon came here in 2004. Richard and wife Jenny had also moved to Hawea following six months spent travelling with their two young daughters. For Richard, seeing the view from the Hawea dam, and meeting the people of the local community, was life-changing, inspiring a permanent move from the UK. It was at a fitness group taken by Alice that the two first met. They got talking and Richard’s keen business senses pricked up. He was operating a boutique software company, which had been buying shares in a US online engagement ring company. Richard was convinced he could make a better website, he just needed someone to develop the “product” side of the company. “And that’s where I came in!” explains Alice. Fast forward to 2012 and a Google search for ‘diamond engagement rings’ will put 1791 Diamonds top of the list. The 1791 10 onmagazine Diamonds website showcases over 100 of Alice’s beautiful designs, with a signature collection coming soon. If there are disadvantages to running an international business from small-town New Zealand, the 1791 Diamonds team aren’t aware of them. What is obvious is that Alice’s designs are inspired by the spectacular natural environment in which she lives and works. A sliver of that view from the Hawea dam which first stopped the Prout family in their tracks ends up in the rings that are sent around the world. ALEX KERR Alex is a writer and editor based in Wanaka. Read more of her work at wordproof.wordpress.com. More than 80 years ago, between 1928 and 1932, Ruby Island was home to a Saturday night cabaret. Revellers took to the Makarora beech floor, dancing to jazz, ragtime, blues and Dixieland, while, according to rumour, a lookout back on shore kept watch for the local constable. On February 3, 200 people will get to experience the magic of this bygone era with the return of the Ruby Island Cabaret. Lake Wanaka SouNZ Inc. (which runs Rippon Festivals and Sounz Forza Workshops) has been granted the opportunity to recreate these 1920s parties, with all profits going to Ruby Island Trust. The Cabaret will take place on the original dance floor at the top of the island. A stage is to be built on the original kitchen site where an 8piece ragtime band will entertain the first guests at a public event on the island since 1932. A traditional (but funked-up) café/bar will operate at the site and an audio-visual area will offer historical insights. LWSI is keen to hear from anyone who has recollections of Ruby Island, especially memories which date prior to 1950. Tickets are on sale December 10 and are limited to 200, with live music and boat travel included. www.facebook.com/LakeWanakaSounz twitter.com/ripponfestival [email protected] Emma forBeauty Skin, body, spa and well being .... ST TROPEZ SPRAY TANNING AIRBRUSH MAKEUP Alice Herald 03 443 6392 027 427 1024 www.emmaforbeauty.co.nz 39 HELWICK ST Leggings fro from $29 Singlets fro from $29 T’shirts fro from $29 Slips fro from $29 C. Insight tank, Ketz-Ke skirt. L. Analog tank and shorts. Photographer: Simon Darby | Models: Connie and Lewis | Fashion: available at All sunnies: Le-Specs | Bags: generalbags.co.nz 12 onmagazine C. Lower tank, RPM shorts. L. RPM tee, Lower shorts. Feminine fashion for today, tonight & tomorrow C. Just Add Sugar tank, RPM shorts. L. Federation tank, Lower shorts. C. Bluejuice dress. L. RPM tee, Lee shorts. 14 onmagazine AVAILABLE NOW AT 12 H C. 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DAC crew, Lower shorts. 16 onmagazine AK KE WAN A L , T S ELWICK A SURF WEAR FOR GUYS & GIRLS Wharf 3 6 t nS lso i ff W Cli 10 15 14 5 11 1 4 Photo: Bridget Hall 13 8 7 2 12 9 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Base: Fashion Basecamp: Climbing Centre BWM: Snow/Skate Cherry: Fashion Chop: Apparel/Headwear/Espresso Eco Wanaka: Outdoor Adventures Emma for Beauty: Beauty Salon 18 o on nmagazine magazine 18 8 Federal Diner: Café 9 Hawea Hotel: Bar/Restaurant 10 11 12 13 Wonder Room: Gift & Design Store Quest: Snow/Skate Rubys: Cinema & Bar Sasanoki: Japanese Cuisine 14 South Beach: Fashion 15 Water Bar: Dining/Entertainment on off Skinny Dipping Spelunking Jandals Friends with Boats Ruby Island Dirt Biking A Roll in the Hay Sunscreen Lawn Bowls Double Dipping Krunking Jandal Blow Outs Kooks in boats Mururoa Atoll Dirt Bags Hayfever Sunstroke Underarm Bowling Friday 14 December ] Anna van Riel live, Federal Diner ] Retro Chic 1st birthday, Lalaland For regular gig and event updates, follow us on Twitter (@onmagwanaka) Saturday 15 December ] Anna van Riel live, Queenstown Remarkable Markets DECEMBER Monday 3 December ] Racers Edge Group Rides: easy ride, 6pm (every Monday) Tuesday 4 December ] Racers Edge Group Rides: mountain bike ride, 6pm (every other Tuesday), women’s road ride, 9am (every Tuesday) ] Twisted Tuesdays at Lalaland (every Tue) Wednesday 5 December ] Racers Edge Group Ride: road ride, intermediate/advanced, 6pm (every Wed) ] Deans Bank MTB Time Trial, 6pm, meet at start of track at stile (every Wednesday) Wanaka triathlete Simone Maier Thursday 6 December ] Racers Edge Group Ride: Hawea Road Ride, 7pm, meet at Cemetary Rd (every Thu) ] The Christmas Belles, 4-6pm, Wanaka Farmers Market Friday 7 December ] Live music every Friday, drink specials & bar menu, 6-8pm at Federal Diner ] Exhibition opening: ‘Colour’- Group show with Lukeke, Richard Adams and more, Gallery 33 ] Love it Live, live music from 6pm, Urban Grind (every Friday) Photo: Jeremy Town Wednesday 12 December ] 12:01am screening of The Hobbit in 3D, Ruby’s Cinema Thursday 13 December ] Anna van Riel and Liv McBride live, Wanaka Farmers Market photo: WANAKA.TV Saturday 8 December ] Mission WOW Wheels @ Wanaka, women’s MTB clinic, apres bike at Maude winery, Dec 8-9 ] Cardrona 150 Years of Gold Celebrations, Cardrona Valley, Dec 8-9 Sunday 9 December ] Racers Edge Group Ride: road ride, int/adv, train or race, 9.30am, meet at Vets Corner (every Sunday) 20 onmagazine Photo: WANAKA.TV Sunday 2 December ] Christmas dinner with The Christmas Belles from 5pm, The Creek Cafe ] Cromwell Christmas at the Races, Cromwell Racecourse ] Gordie Smith live acoustic, following Cromwell Races, Luggate Hotel ] Sunday sessions, live music 3-8pm, Happy Hour at 5.30pm, The Creek (every Sunday) Thursday 20 December ] Anna van Riel live, 4-6pm, Wanaka Farmers Market Tuesday 25 December ] Merry Christmas! Photo: WANAKA.TV Saturday 1 December ] ON magazine Summer issue launch party @ Wanaka Bowling Club, 4 - 6pm. ] Santa Day, fundraiser for St John, Paper Plus ] Exhibition: Wanaka artist Philippa Jones, Bannockburn Country House, to Dec 14 Friday 28 December ] The Sellouts, Hawea Hotel Garden Bar Sunday 30 December ] Bannockburn Mountainbike Classic, Bannockburn Hotel Monday 31 December ] Summerdaze Festival 2013 starts ] Hawea New Year’s Carnival, Hawea Hotel ] The Heartleys, Luggate Hotel ] New Year’s Eve Countdown, Ardmore St ] Glam Rock the New Year, Lalaland Clothing Boutique & Espresso Bar Shop 3, Pembroke Mall. Ph 443-8297 Tuesday 1 January ] Twisted Tuesdays at Lalaland (every Tue) Wednesday 2 January ] Summerlands 2013 with Dub FX, Tiki Taane & P-Money, Lake Hawea Hotel ] Wanaka Rodeo, Rodeo Grounds next to Albert Town Bridge Friday 4 January ] National Cherry Spitting Competition/ Cherry Festival, The Mall, Cromwell ] Love it Live, live music from 6pm, Urban Grind (every Friday) Saturday 5 January ] Wanaka Holiday Gala, Wanaka Showgrounds Sunday 6 January ] Sunday sessions, live music, 3pm, Luggate Hotel (every Sunday) ] Sunday sessions, live music 3-8pm, Happy Hour at 5.30pm, The Creek (every Sunday) Monday 7 January ] Racers Edge Group Ride: easy ride, 6pm (every Monday) ] Studio 24 / Cakes of Wanaka Wedding Expo Tuesday 8 January ] Racers Edge Group Rides: mountain bike ride, 6pm (every other Tuesday), women’s road ride, 9am (every Tuesday) Wednesday 9 January ] Racers Edge Group Ride: road ride, 22 onmagazine Photo: WANAKA.TV Junior Challenge Wanaka Triathlon Grind (every Friday) Sunday 3 February ] Cabaret on Ruby (Ruby Island) ] Sunday sessions, live music, 3pm, Luggate Hotel (every Sunday) ] Sunday sessions, live music 3-8pm, Happy Hour at 5.30pm, The Creek (every Sunday) FEBRUARY Friday 1 February ] Jo Little & Jared Smith NZ Summer Tour, Federal Diner ] Exhibition: Madeleine Child and Philip Jarvis, Gallery 33 ] New Zealand Saloon Car Champs, Central Motor Speedway ] Love it Live, live music from 6pm, Urban Photo: Nina Henderson JANUARY The Black Seeds intermediate/advanced, 6pm (every Wednesday) ] Deans Bank MTB Time Trial, 6pm, meet at start of track at stile (every Wednesday) Thursday 10 January ] Racers Edge Group Ride: Hawea Road Ride, 7pm, meet at Cemetary Rd (every Thu) ] Sir Peter Blake Memorial Trophy - Round Ruby Island Race 2, Wanaka Yacht Club Friday 11 January ] Live music every Friday, drink specials & bar menu, 6-8pm at Federal Diner Sunday 13 January ] Racers Edge Group Ride: road ride, int/adv, train or race, 9.30am, meet at Vets Corner (every Sunday) ] Puzzling World Junior Challenge, Pembroke Park Friday 18 January ] Contact Tri Series, Wanaka lakefront Photo: WANAKA.TV Photo: WANAKA.TV Wanaka Rodeo, January 2nd 2013 Saturday 19 January ] Challenge Wanaka Triathlon ] Lake Wanaka Half Triathlon Friday 25 January ] Mitre10 Roy’s Bay Regatta, Wanaka Yacht Club, January 25-27 Saturday 26 January ] Teddy Bears’ Picnic, Dinosaur Park ] The Big Easy Mountain Bike Race, Pisa Range Enjoy Lake Hawea for your New Year! Photo: Bridget Hall Photo: Jeremy Town Tiki Taane and family at the Sunshine Festival Thursday 14 February ] Valentines Day - share your love, share a cocktail at Lalaland Saturday 16 February ] Kathmandu Riverrun Trail Series, Race 2, Cardrona River Mouth Reserve Friday 22 February ] Summer Send Off, Pembroke Park, Feb 22-24 Saturday 23 February ] Pat Benatar, Bachman & Turner and America, Gibbston Valley Station 24 onmagazine Photo: Simon Darby Mat Proctor on Lake Wanaka Monday 4 February ] Racers Edge Group Ride, easy ride, 6pm (every Monday) Tuesday 5 February ] Racers Edge Group Rides: mountain bike ride, 6pm (every other Tuesday), women’s road ride, 9am (every Tuesday) ] Twisted Tuesdays at Lalaland (every Tue) Wednesday 6 February ] Racers Edge Group Ride: road ride, intermediate/advanced, 6pm (every Wed) ] Deans Bank MTB Time Trial, 6pm, meet at start of track at stile (every Wednesday) Thursday 7 February ] Racers Edge Group Ride: Hawea Road Ride, 7pm, meet at Cemetary Rd (every Thu) Friday 8 February ] Live music every Friday, drink specials & bar menu, 6-8pm at Federal Diner Saturday 9 February ] Sunshine Shotover Festival, Queenstown Sunday 10 February ] Racers Edge Group Ride: road ride, int/adv, train or race, 9.30am, meet at Vets Corner (every Sunday) MARCH Sunday 3 March ] Sunday sessions, live music, 3pm, Luggate Hotel (every Sunday) ] Sunday sessions, live music 3-8pm, Happy Hour at 5.30pm, The Creek (every Sunday) Monday 4 March ] Racers Edge Group Ride, easy ride, 6pm (every Monday) Tuesday 5 March ] Racers Edge Group Rides: mountain bike ride, 6pm (every other Tuesday), women’s road ride, 9am (every Tuesday) ] Twisted Tuesdays at Lalaland (every Tue) Wednesday 6 March ] Racers Edge Group Ride: road ride, intermediate/advanced, 6pm (every Wednesday) ] Deans Bank MTB Time Trial, 6pm, meet at start of track at stile (every Wednesday) Thursday 7 March ] Racers Edge Group Ride: Hawea Road Ride, 7pm, meet at Cemetary Rd (every Thu) Friday 8 March ] Upper Clutha A & P Show, Wanaka Showgrounds, March 8-9 ] Live music every Friday, drink specials & sophisticated bar menu, 6-8pm at Federal Diner ] Love it Live, live music from 6pm, Urban Grind (every Friday) Saturday 9 March ] Motatapu R & R Sport Multisport, Matukituki River Sunday 10 March ] Godzone, 10-16 March ] Racers Edge Group Ride: road ride, int/adv, train or race, 9.30am, meet at Vets Corner (every Sunday) Friday 15 March ] Wanaka Embroidery School, Mount Aspiring College, March 15-17 Hawea Happening Celebrating the New Year: It’s all ON in Hawea! New Year’s Eve at the Hawea Hotel. It’s legendary. Everyone around here has a tale of packing into the outdoor bar area to see The Exponents, Shapeshifter, Shihad or The Datsuns to count in one coming year or another. People travel from far and wide to join in the revelry, Hawea style. This year the boys and girls in Hawea are taking New Years to the next level, with several days of music, entertainment and activities for all ages and all persuasions. It all kicks off with the pre-New-Year Lake Hawea Garden Bar series. Confirmed already are Cromwell’s The Sellouts, playing December 28. For updates on more gigs, keep an eye on the Hawea Hotel Facebook page. It will be all go for kids and grown-ups alike on December 31 with the Hawea New Years Carnival set to go off like a pinwheel sparkler on a starless night. The garden bar will be chocka with interactive games, all things bouncy, a vertical bungee, old school bob for apples and carnival games. There will be live entertainment throughout the day, as well as bubbles and face painting. Hungry work, so look out for the all-you-can eat BBQ (Hot dogs! Candy floss!). Local musos Rockhopper will see in the New Year, with special guest Richard Adams of the Nairobi Trio on fiddle and, of course, fireworks. All-inclusive tickets are $120 for a family of four, extra adults $45, extra kids $20, and there will be an after dark price of $20. Take a day to recover, and then rock up on January 2 for Summerlands 2013, a festival of local, national and international sweet beats. 26 onmagazine On deck, among others: Melbourne’s loopmaestro Dub FX with Flower Fairy, P-Money, an acoustic set by Tiki Taane and Wanaka’s very own SamSam in the gorgeous setting of the Hawea Hotel garden bar. Camping is available, or catch the Summerlands bus from Wanaka. Check out Summerlands on Facebook for tickets and more info: www.facebook.com/ summerlandsnz/info. From Melbourne to Hawea: Dub FX Rave Rising On Magazine’s music muse MAL contemplates the mainstreaming of club music. French dj David Guetta is a polarising figure. Legions of fans who bought into the signature synthetic whump that underpins the record-breaking digital download ‘I Gotta Feeling’ with the Black Eyed Peas are pitted against fiercely underground pioneers who risked and suffered imprisonment participating in massive druggy raves. The latter feel like Guetta got rich by foisting a cheesy version of their culture on unsophisticated consumers. My first remembered exposure to Guetta’s club brand was at the riotous DC10 club in Ibiza in 2001, when some hot wasted chick with a Fuck Me I’m Famous badge gave me a flyer. I didn’t attend the promoted event on that occasion, but subsequently became familiar with the output of the artist who scored an island-wide hit in the form of ‘Just A Little More Love’, a hugely euphoric club track jostling for prominence amongst a slew of other similarly inclined others. But over the following decade Dave emerged from the peloton, along with the nakedly ambitious Swedish House Mafia and constantly shuffling uncle’n’nephew team LMFAO, to form the triad most hated on due their immense success and, IMO, refreshing lack of subtlety. Perhaps hypocritically Dave even publicly forswore illegal drugs, preferring instead the rush of a massive injection of cash mainlined into his bank accounts. Me? I like how club music is popular, even as I salute the forerunners who dug the trench for the money waterfall that followed. Take for example the late Sam Guetta, my 28 onmagazine old boss, club industry raconteur and no relation to David. According to news outlet Diario de Ibiza, Sam’s body was found in July covered in bruises. I still don’t know what happened. Top 5: Solange ‘Losing You’, Twin Shadow ‘I Can’t Wait’ [Gordon Voidwell Remix], Michel Cleis ‘Mir a Nero’, Caribou ‘Sun’ [Altrice’s Only What You Gave Me Remix], Bieber & Big Sean ‘As Long As You Love Me’. Download or stream the On Mag Deep Summer Mix, featuring the above tracks, here: www.givingupdrugsforlent.podomatic.com. In Wanaka on January 2 will be Summerlands, featuring Dub FX & Flower Fairy, Tiki Taane doing an acoustic set, PMoney, a Soulside Session with Emma G & MC Tali, K+Lab, Summer Thieves, and our very own SamSam! chop shop Photo: Simon Darby On got together with Chop duo Deano Johnston and Hayley Knights to chat about their Wanaka born and bred brand. Mount Roy is hard to miss. At 1578 metres above sea level, it hovers over Wanaka like a friendly sentinel, visible from anywhere in town. Locals look to its peak in spring to guide them in early season sowing— never plant your lettuces while there’s still snow on Roy. You’ll lose them to frost. The track is closed October 1 to November 10 for lambing, so, come summer, locals and visitors are eager to scale its heights once again and take in some of Wanaka’s most spectacular views. The track zig zags steeply uphill, and it’s an honest day’s walk, five to six hours return depending on your level of fitness. Bring a hearty lunch, your camera, and a steely determination to make it to the top. When you do, you’ll be rewarded with the best views you’ll get around 30 onmagazine here without boarding an aeroplane, a bird’s eye perspective of the Wanaka township and Lake Wanaka, and a 365 degree vista that takes in the Matukituki Valley, Mt Aspiring/Tititea and the Hawkdun Range. It’s like a giant Grahame Sydney painting, except better because it’s real and you’re sitting smack in the middle of it instead of staring at it on a wall. There’s a parking lot at the start of the trail, located about 6kms along Mt Aspiring Road on the left. There is no shade on the track, so take a hat, lots of water, and don’t forget to slip, slap, slop. Difficulty: Strenuous. Views: Panoramic lake and mountain vistas. Flora: The lower portion of the track takes you through grassy paddocks, which give way to the alpine tussocks of the Stack Conservation Area as you climb. Hayley shows the cute kidswear at Chop Shop ON: We remember when CHOP hats first appeared at the old Boardhouse beside 4 Square on Ardmore St. They were an instant hit. Now every self-respecting Subaru in Wanaka has a CHOP sticker on it. What’s the story behind your brand’s success? Hmmmm, our success? Well CHOP was an idea that began on the couch back in 2004 and was initially a small run of beanies gifted to some Wanaka snowboarding crew. Peeps seemed to identify with the brand and things rolled from there. Still stokes us out seeing cars plastered with CHOP! Pop in for an espresso... ON: You’ve always supported guru riders and musos. What’s the criteria for getting sponsored by CHOP? Due to us both having backgrounds in NZ snowboarding we were already well connected with the industry and basically just hooked up friends that were on top of their game. Downtown Brown and The Sunshine Sound System were the first crew we flowed product to in the NZ music scene and through them we met other music industry big hitters who were keen to rock the brand. Deano and Kaya We’ll be hangin’ tight in Wanaka, working hard and enjoying spending time with our two awesome little girls Kaya & Casey. ON: What’s the CHOP family up to for summer? Check out the Chop Shop. Shop 3 Pembroke Mall. Photos: WANAKA.TV * ROY’S PEAK TRACK * ON: What’s ON this season, and what’s OFF? Caps & Tees are ON. Beanies & Hoodies are OFF! onmagazine 31 Quicksilver (1986) Kevin Bacon is Jack Casey, a stockbroker whose career ends prematurely after a bad stock call. His solution? Become a bike courier, of course! What follows is a lot of hogwash involving saving a cute girl called Terry from bike-messenger-exploiting drug dealers and something about opening a hot dog stand. Bikes on the BIG SCREEN Movies about bikes have been around for a long time. Thomas Edison even shot one in 1899, of a stunt rider doing all sorts of cool tricks, including a very competent handlebar spin. This summer sees the release of Premium Rush, starring hottie-du-jour Joseph Gordon-Levitt (The Dark Knight Rises, Looper) as a bike messenger in distress. To get in the mood, why not pick up one of these cycling celluloid classics first? 2 Seconds (1998) It’s got the Mammoth Mountain Kamikaze downhill, it’s got French Canadians, it’s got girlon-girl action! A wee Canadian gem dating from the early days of downhilling. THIS RUBYS THIS WEEK WEEK AT ATThe RUBYS Flying Scotsman (2006) The Bicycle Thief (1948) An unemployed father finally gets work putting up posters because he has a bicycle. Alas, his bike is stolen. A classic work of Italian neorealism and an early onscreen acknowledgement of a universal truth: it really sucks when someone swipes your bike. Breaking Away (1979) Small-town boy from Indiana develops obsession with Italian cycling to the point that he starts speaking Italian and eating sauteed zucchini. The film won the 1979 Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay, and features a very young Dennis Quaid in very short shorts. 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It’s never going to be mistaken for Shakespeare, but there’s SUNDAY 11TH SUNDAY 11TH StarAustralian Wars Episode 1: something endearing about 1:40 this 1:40 Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace The Phantom Menace classic and the riding is, like, totally rad! 1:45 We Need To Talk About Kevin 32 onmagazine 1:45 4:00 4:00 4:15 4:15 6:30 6:30 6:35 6:35 8:15 8:15 8:35 8:35 We Need To Talk About Kevin Melancholia Melancholia Hugo 3D Hugo 3D Buck: Buck Brannaman Buck: Buck Brannaman The Iron Lady The Iron Lady We Need To Talk About Kevin We Need To Talk About Kevin Underworld 4: Awakening Underworld 4: Awakening The story of Scottish cyclist Graeme Orbee, who broke the UCI Hour Record (the longest distance ridden in one hour), on a bike he built himself, incorporating components from an old washing machine. Starring Jonny Lee Miller, Angelina Jolie’s first, and spunkiest, husband. 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Our OurCocktail CocktailBar Barisisopen openlate. late.An Anopulant opulantprivate private screening & party venue, come and see us today. screening & party venue, come and see us today. Go play outside See-saws! Swings! Slides! On Magazine’s round-up of Wanaka’s best playgrounds. THE DINoSAUR PARK Corner of Ardmore St and Lakeside Rd A Wanaka classic, the Dinosaur Park underwent a $350 000 upgrade in 2004. New swings, a “Spiderman” rope tower and all sorts of things that spin were added, and the dinosaur slide got a spiffy new coat of paint. The prehistoric plaster creature has taken pride of place at the park since 1976. The red sliding surface warms up nicely on a summer morning, and the plates along his spine are perfect for hiding behind, especially when the grownups are calling home-time. Domini Park Trevathan Lane, off Kings Drive This playground has swings for both little and big kids, a groovy wooden car, a covered BBQ area and the best flying fox in the region. Get up enough speed, and you’ll flip completely upsidedown when you hit the rubber stopper at the end. Wanaka Station Park Wanaka-Mt Aspiring Road Only one swing set, but acres of grass to run around on, thick bushes for hide-and-seek, epic tree climbing and the ruins of the original homestead and farm equipment for clambering action. This park is the most sheltered spot in town when the Nor’wester gets up, and there’s a banquet-sized wooden table for summer picnics. A great spot for outdoor birthday parties. Luggate Park and Domain Main Road, Luggate Luggate has two parks almost directly across from each other. The newer playground is located in front of the Luggate Pub. There’s a flying fox, tunnel slide and a scale model of the nearby Red Bridge. On the other side of the road is the Luggate Domain, where delightfully oldschool climbing frames - paint slightly flaked, steel bars slightly askew - sit next to the cricket pitch. Take a picnic; there’s a good few hours’ of fun to be had between the two. Photo: LW Albert Town Playground Wanaka Station Park 34 onmagazine Dale Street, Albert Town One of the newer parks in the district, here you’ll find a pirate-themed climbing frame for little scurvy dogs and a concrete kid-sized tunnel through a native-tussock-clad hillock. It makes an excellent echo chamber. Next to the playground, a smooth, concrete path winds its way across a grass field - the perfect training ground for first-time cyclists, skaters and scooter pilots. LAURA WILLIAMSON Elemental: Central Otago Poems by Brian Turner Brian Turner is best-known as a poet of place, the place being Central Otago. Like Central, his work is bursting with tussocks, big skies, wind and hillocks (so much so a friend of mine once referenced Turner, tongue-incheek-lovingly, in a poem about “f***ing tussocks”). When I read his words I often picture him sitting at the Oturehua Tavern with Grahame Sydney and Owen Marshall, raising their glasses to the landscape. It is easy to reduce his work to caricature, to liken it to a series of regional postcards, but, as Elemental shows, he is much more than that. Turner has selected 150 works from his 30-year career as a poet, and the collection showcases why he is one of our most beloved writers: visceral imagery, acute observation and thoughts that are as accessible as they are profound. In ‘Van Morrison in Central Otago’, he nails the un-utterably vast beauty of this area, beauty that still catches the breath of those of us who have lived here for t a py decades: “the deep / slow surge of the our co aka, y p u Pick Plus Wan et hills / the cloak of before, the wrench / e Paper elwick Str 23 H of beyond.” And Turner can be funny. In ‘Keep It Up’, he captures a snippet of rural conversation anyone who has spent time leaning on the bar at the Luggate Hotel will recognise. “A farmer asked me,” he writes, “if I was working / and added / he didn’t mean / writing.” Elemental pairs Turner’s work with the photographs of Wanaka’s Gilbert van Reenen, a union that is pure Central. “It’s as if the hills watch us, and ask if we are watching ourselves in them,” Turner explains in his introduction. And in these poems and pictures, we may watch ourselves too. LAURA WILLIAMSON onmagazine 35 Summer tastes, Japanese food by the lake. Grilled Quinoa Stuffed Peppers with Cheddar and Fresh Coriander q (Vegetarian and Gluten Free) q PHOTO: Z (Zeph Wadswor th) These grilled peppers (capsicums) work great as a vegetarian meal or as a side to a summer BBQ. They are healthy while packing a real punch in the flavour department. While perfect for summer, we also have cooked this up in the dead of winter, just to warm us up a little, and they still deliver! ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] 2 T olive oil 1 red onion, finely chopped 1 carrot, finely chopped 2 garlic cloves, minced 1 tsp cumin 2 tsp dried oregano 1 tsp salt 2 tsp pickled jalapeno peppers, finely minced 1 c corn, preferably fresh but canned works 1/2 cup fresh coriander, finely chopped 1 can of crushed tomatoes (or 2 cups of fresh tomatoes, roasted or barbecued) Pinch of garlic salt (or plain salt) 3 cups cooked grains (I used a combination of brown rice, amaranth, and quinoa) 6 red capsicums, top removed with attached core (on bottom side of top) removed 4 ounces cheddar cheese, sliced thin 36 onmagazine In a good-sized sauté pan, heat oil over medium high heat. Add onion and cook for a couple of minutes before adding carrot, garlic, cumin, oregano, and salt. Sauté for a few minutes, until veggies are soft and aromatic. Add jalapenos, corn, coriander, and tomatoes. Give a good stir and season with salt and pepper. Cook over medium heat for 10-15 minutes. Add cooked grains and stir. Remove from heat and let sit while you prepare the BBQ. Preheat grill to medium high heat (or with charcoal/wood, get it hot, then let it cook down just a little so it is not blazing), lightly oil and scrape clean. While grill is warming, go back to the filling the peppers. Sprinkle the inside of each pepper with garlic salt and fill peppers midway with filling. Place a slice of cheese over the filling, then fill the remainder of each pepper, topping again with a final piece of cheese. Top with pepper top. You can skewer the top through the pepper to keep the lid on, or toothpicks. Place peppers on centre of grill and if you can, turn off heat directly below peppers. Cover BBQ with lid and let cook for 15-20 minutes, checking mid-way to make sure peppers aren’t charring. Once pepper is lightly grilled and soft, remove from grill. Let sit five minutes and enjoy! Makes six stuffed peppers. BY SARAH WADSWORTH www.seasonalalchemist.com SSAASS AA NN OO K IK I 26 Ardmore St Lake Wanaka Tel: 03 443 6474 26 Ardmore St, Lake Wanaka. Tel: 03 443 6474 Get 5% off coffee when you bring in this coupon. Open 7am - 4pm daily for breakfast & lunch and 7am - 10pm Fridays. Live music every Friday. Available for private parties. 47 Helwick St / 443 5152 3. Inviting Invercargill Buildings! Invercargill boasts a bevy of fabulous architecture, a mix of Victorian, Edwardian and Art Deco. Try to cruise down Dee Street without looking up. It’s almost impossible, such is the allure of the funky facades. We all have a secret love. Mine is Invercargill. Yes, I’m an Inver-phile. An Invermaniac. I may even be Inver-sexual. I adore the place. She gets picked on a bit, my Invercargill. Maybe it’s because she’s flat, and because all the crap weather that hits New Zealand, the storms that track up the West Coast, the snow to low levels that hits the east, the wind the howls through the middle, all of it goes through Invercargill first. True. But get past the climate, and you’ll find a wee city that charms. And to prove I’m right, here are five things to love about New Zealand’s southernmost city. 4. 1. Dinosaurs! Actually, they’re tuatara, which aren’t strictly dinosaurs, but they’ve been around for more than 150 million years. Invercargill’s most famous Tuatara is Henry. He’s been hanging out at the tuatarium at the Southland Museum since 1970, and is still breeding (currently with his “soulmate” Mildred, who is in her eighties) at more than 110 years old. 2. 38 onmagazine Tuatara Food! You’ll find everything from kebabs shops to taverns in Invers. My favourite spot is Zookeepers on Tay Street, the place to be for trippy décor and great meals, not to mention the alter to the Tour of Southland erected on the wall above the main staircase. And for one of New Zealand’s best calories-to-dollars-spent ratio, head up the road to Luvlee. Their large-size roast dinner will feed two for $11.50. Zookeepers 5. Bikes! Southlanders love cycling, so much so they spent $11 million on New Zealand’s only indoor velodrome at Stadium Southland, home to our national track cycling athletes, who brought home two medals from the London Olympics. They also love motorbikes, thanks to Burt Munro. Munro, of course, set the under-1000 cc world record at Bonneville in 1967, a feat immortalised in The World’s Fastest Indian. Munro raced and perfected his machine at Oreti Beach, where you can drive your vehicle up and down the shoreline and channel your inner Burt. OP Shops! Invercargill is Op Shop nirvana. There are close to twenty stores selling pre-loved clothing, furniture, art and all manner of knick knacks you never knew you needed until you saw them on sale for a dollar. I once spent three hours in the SaveMart on Tay Street alone. Every corner seems to host a Red Cross or a Salvation Army shop, and the good news is it’s all cheap, really cheap, unlike, say, the vintage stores on K Road in Auckland. Just sayin’. Words & Photos LAURA WILLIAMSON Oreti Beach onmagazine 39 Here at On, we love words, we love stories and, being a pocket-sized ‘zine, we love brevity. With this in mind, we launched the On Magazine Flash Fiction Contest. We asked writers to submit short stories of no more than 150 words, and convinced columnist Joe Bennett to be the judge. Thanks to everyone who entered, and congrats to Simon King who took top place, walking away with a copy of Brian Turner’s new poetry collection, Elemental (reviewed on page 35). Winner Fir Runnst e Up r COFFEE RO (A MANCE) my mother get “How did you and d. aske girl the ?” ther toge lied, “you could “I guess,” her father rep ” ee. coff with ted say it star k coffee,” she “My mother doesn’t drin said. ~ e back to my “Would you like to com d, forgetting that place for coffee,” he aske she didn’t drink coffee. ” she replied, “I would like that, ’t drink coffee. didn she that g erin rememb BY SIMON KING dworker and writer from Simon is a designer, woo featured poet this issue. Wanaka. Simon is also our 42. Check out his poem on page imonkingnz. www.flickr.com/photos/s A STABLE ARRANGEMENT He walked in after work, turned the telly off and said, “Do you love me, Joyce?” “Hey!” I said, “I was wat ching that!” “Do you?” “Frank, we’ve been mar ried over thirty years.” He said, “I was listenin g to the radio in work, talking about wha t listeners think, about God and that. I thought, I know what Joyce thinks. But I didn’t know what I thought.” I looked at him. “Did you love me at first ,” he asked, “I mean, when we got mar ried?“ “Of course I did,” I told him. “Best wedding our family eve r had.” He was doing the dishes after tea when he said, “I shouldn’t hav e asked you that. You know, if you love me. I know you don’t. I don’t mind real ly. Why should I? I mean, I don’t love you.” I didn’t answer. I felt like having a lie down. BY CHRISTOPHER HOR AN Christopher lives in Lake Hawea and came a long way to get here. 40 onmagazine Seconedr Runn Up A DIFFERENT KIND OF CONQUEST . It wants your attention. , extending claws, piercing It comes. A paw on you Stroking, stroking. es. s visits, pills and apologi Hip pain brings doctor’ ps across you. mouse: silence as it cree the r afte It’s in. dig s The claw kind that Don’t breathe. re’s relief of a kind, the produce an answer. The An ulcer appears. Tests bites you, hard. ch, No pounce. the sea nor the giant bee l window does not include The view from the hospita y-eight years. your companions for fort slow surrender. vases There’s plenty of time for ched on Highgate ridge, the rest home room per The world collapses into s. r, pinks and delphinium filled with roses, lavende ed. sfix holds tran es, star se The mou which you cannot see and Cecil Brunner rosebuds Your husband brings you gather. your hand. Your family Gently, gently. The mouse’s body quivers. surrender. Your breath goes as you th. Mouse’s head in cat’s mou It is done. ea Flat. in Haw BY LIBBY PAULIN living happily on wheels nt (among other things!) Libby is a poet and a pare Honourable Mentions Black Dog BY SIMON KING and Scribbledog BY LIZ BRESLIN Visit onmag.co.nz to read more from our Flash Fiction Contest. The 2012 On Magazine Flash Fiction Contest was judged by Joe Bennett. Joe is a syndicated columnist, travel writer and top-notch public speaker, and he has been named New Zealand’s Columnist of the Year five times. His latest book, Double Happiness: How bullshit works, was released in August, and you really should read it, it’s very good. Learn more at www.joebennett.co.nz. onmagazine 41 THREE BOATS 1.A wall of sequential photographs In the foreground an icy river rushes Behind, the Potala glows in a shaft of sunlight It’s a sunny day in Tibet A robed man kneels in the swiftly flowing river He raises above his head a giant wooden stamp Engraved with the Chinese character for water He plunges it into the current and withdraws Raises it again and thrusts it in again In the gallery there is boulder from the river In a tray of water from Tibet Following the instructions, I dip my finger in the water And draw the symbol for water on the rock But it evaporates before I’m done The river rushes on It’s a sunny day in Tibet 2. Hundreds of frames of 35mm film hang from a clothesline In each frame stands a naked man From frame to frame he slowly disappears His wife is painting black each part of his body that he cannot see 3. The video projection covers a huge wall The soft whisper of wind in trees comes from hidden speakers There is no frame of reference for the muddy waters of the Mekong We cannot see the banks as we look down Three boats are drifting aimlessly in an ever repeating pattern Three boats are drifting aimlessly Three boats are drifting Three boats By Simon King 42 onmagazine
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