The Horrorpops Are Sitcoms Dead?
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The Horrorpops Are Sitcoms Dead?
t l Sa R E K A SH 28 -N OV . 10 The THE UTAH DANCE EXPLOSION . CT FI O NE TASTE IN A&E The Horrorpops Danish spookabilly comes to the Lo-Fi Are Sitcoms Dead? Fall’s new comedies, one month later Plus Bright Eyes at Kingsbury, Local Indie Rock from TaughtMe and Reviews Galore: ‘Capote,’ The Silver Jews, Boards of Canada, Bret Easton Ellis, ‘Backstairs at the White House’ and more The Salt Shaker Contents Issue No. 1, Oct. 28 through Nov. 10 DANCE Dance-O-Rama page 4 Four big shows in two weeks LITERATURE A Trip to ‘Lunar Park’ page 5 Bret Easton Ellis’s latest exploration of modern life TELEVISION The Funny and the Foul page 7 How the new fall sitcoms have shaped up DVD Get Personal with the Presidents page 6 The 1979 mini series ‘Backstairs at the White House’ MUSIC Horrorlicious Spookabilly page 12 The Horrorpops at the Lo-Fi Cafe A Lesson from TaughtMe page 9 A local indie rocker hits the rode with a new CD Bright Eyes page 14 Conor Oberst is on his way to Kingsbury Hall FILM REVIEWS The Different Layers of ‘Capote’ page 15 Philip Seymour Hoffman smells Oscar SACCHARIN [SATIRE] Flashback to ‘Star Wars’ page 21 The Salt Shaker’s original 1977 review Comics page 22 ‘Life in Hell’ and ‘The Sweetest of Dreams’ WHAT TO DO? More Than 60 Events page 16 Welcome to The Salt Shaker Still with that new magazine smell C ongratulations, you’re reading The Salt Shaker, Salt Lake City’s newest (as of print time) A&E periodical. With news, interviews, reviews and spotlights on the local and national arts scene, The Salt Shaker provides a new perspective on what the city has to offer its many film, music, art, videogame, book, dance and theater enthusiasts. Whether you’re an expert, a wannabe expert or have a casual interest, The Salt Shaker provides the insight and information to help its readers comprehend and navigate the art world. It is the magazine to turn to for thoughtful A&E coverage and thorough listings, whether you feel like mingling at an art show, sitting in a dark movie theater, taking in a play, staying home with a book, DVD or video game or moshing at a dance performance. Whether you enjoy our in-depth pieces or simply want to spot a few recommendations and scan “What to Do”—the calendar of events—The Salt Shaker serves your needs. You might not have seen a layout quite like our extensive two-week calendar before, but after months of experimentation and debate, its format stood out as the best one that didn’t require three months of training to read. Rather than spread information across several calendars dedicated to different subjects, our single calendar reveals everything there is to do on a given day. However, those who know what kind of events they’re looking for will find that dance, film, literature, music, theater, classical music and “other” entries are grouped with like events and identified with icons. Keep reading the magazine— we’re adding lots of new features in the coming weeks—and let the staff know how to serve you better. Please send your suggestions, comments, criticisms and belligerent hate mail to [email protected]. Sincerely, The Salt Shaker staff The Salt Shaker Staff Oct. 28 - Nov. 10 Editor in Chief Jeremy Mathews Logo Design/Consultant Stephen Coles Assistant Editors Chris Bellamy Craig Froehlich Illustrator/Webmaster Janean Parker Business Manager Patrick Waldrop Graphic Design Stephanie Geerlings Jeremy Mathews Promotions/Sales Trever Hadley Photography Dave Tada Contributing Writers Rory L. Aronsky Stephanie Geerlings Trever Hadley Andrew Haley Jessica Mathews Brent Sallay Jordan Scrivner Autumn Thatcher Matt Thurber Karen Anne Webb Diana Whiteside Cover art by Leia Bell www.leiabell.com The Salt Shaker is published every other Friday and distributed for free in the Salt Lake Valley by Salt Shaker Productions, LLP, 752 E. 6th Ave. Salt Lake City, UT 84103. © 2005, all rights reserved. Reproduction in whole or in part is prohibited. Printed in the USA. For advertising, email [email protected] The Salt Shaker DANCE/LITERATURE DANCE It’s Dance-O-Rama! As the dance season gets underway, Salt Lake City will encounter an explosion of dance shows in the coming weeks. Karen Anne Webb helps you sort it all out. From the ’60s to Now Performing Dance Company shows “Poof,” for the dance majors, and strength in versatility as it pres“Exit,” for a fluctuating cast of 15 ents its fall concert, “Physically to 25 dancers. Her process for both Speaking,” in a series of six perforpieces involved asking her dancers, mances at the University of Utah’s “Can you picture past, present and Marriott Center for Dance, starting future simultaneously in one moon Thursday, Oct. 27. ment?” “She wanted her dancers to The show features several guest be thinking movers,” says Geber. artists, says artistic director Pam Contrasting with the older genGeber. “And it’s eration, the work of a great range of choreogra‘Physically Speaking’ emerging artists: different phers is featured with Performing Dance Company generations are “The Lady of the Lake.” Thursdays through Saturdays, represented as Mary Frances Lloyd’s Oct. 27 to Nov. 5 well as different piece creates power7:30 p.m. parts of the world fully sensual images Marriott Center for Dance and different by immersing a dancer (University of Utah) aesthetics.” in a tank of water. Tickets cost $10, $7 for U Zeng Ririe-Woodbury students and staff, and are Huanxing, a alum Andy Vaca’s available at the door or the graduate of and “Swoon, Croon, and Kingsbury Hall box office. professor at the Swing” is based on www.dance.utah.edu Beijing Academy, the Big Band era. It set a duet for PDC is an energetic, fun members last spring. He returns piece that Geber says is “beautifully with “Qin Se,” a larger work based structured.” on the music of two traditional Faculty member Satu zither-like Chinese instruments that Hummasti’s “Six Conversations” create harmony together, inspiring blends music with spoken text. bodies intertwining in space. Geber says, “Satu created it very Deborah Hay, a motive force of specifically on these 11 dancers. It the early post-modernist moveblends full physical movement with ment of the ’60s, has set two works: subtly beautiful partnering.” Ballet West Meets Aspen Ballet For those longing for the clatter of pointe shoes from professionals, Ballet West hosts Aspen Santa Fe Ballet on Friday, Nov. 11 at the Capitol Theatre. The presentation is part of an exchange that will bring Ballet West to the Aspen Dance Festival in Aspen Ballet the summer of at Ballet West 2006. Friday and Saturday, The small but Nov. 11 and 12 popular company 7:30 p.m. plus makes numerous 2 p.m. on Saturday visits to this area. Capitol Theatre On this turn, they (50 W. 200 South) will be performing Tickets cost $20 and $40 the oft-reprised and are available through ArtTix “Like a Samba” by (www.arttix.com) Trey McIntyre, a reprise of Moses Pendleton’s “Noir Blanc”—which definitely shows Pendleton’s Pilobolus Dance Theatre roots—and Nicolo Fonte’s “Left Unsaid.” Something for Everyone Utah Ballet rolls out its fall proKing. “Both Bruce and Jennie…have gram on Thursday, Nov. 10. Artistic proven themselves in the past—ofDirector Attila Ficzere characterfering them this forum to develop izes the program themselves further is as one with a great opportunity Utah Ballet in Fall “something for for both them and us,” Thursdays through everyone…classays Ficzere. Saturdays, Nov. 10 to 19 sical or contemFiczere himself will 7:30 p.m. plus 2 p.m. on Saturday porary ballet, be reprising a piece or anything in based on Vivaldi and Marriott Center for Dance between.” further developing (University of Utah) Tickets cost $10 and are Guest cho“Lone Again,” a work to available at the Kingsbury Hall reographers Navajo flute music. He box office (581-7100). include Ballet had previously set a feWest’s Bruce male solo to this music, Caldwell and but now that the comBallet West alum and newly orpany has four danseurs, he can fulfill dained “Mrs. Utah” Jennie Creerhis original design. Oct. 28 - Nov. 10 “Noir Blanc,” choreographed by Moses Pendleton, is one of the pieces that Aspen Ballet will present through Ballet West. The Innocence of ‘The Secret Garden’ In the 13 years since dancer and choreographer Raymond Van Mason and composer Kurt Bestor first conceived of a ballet based on Frances Hodgson Burnett’s “The Secret Garden,” the ballet has changed venues, companies and dancers. Originally conceived for Ballet West under Sir John Hart, it was shelved when the artistic staff changed. It wasn’t until the last 12 months that Mason and Bestor dusted it off for Mason’s Imagine Ballet Theatre. Imagine is a youth ballet with a bevy of young ballerinas and danseurs. The bal- ‘The Secret Garden’ Thursday through Saturday, Nov. 10 to 12 7:30 p.m. plus 2 p.m. on Saturday Peery’s Egyptian Theater (2415 Washington, Ogden) For tickets, call 1-800-337-2690 let—the first production of the book as a ballet with an original score—premiere Nov. 10 at Ogden’s Egyptian Theater. “I’m really glad it happened this way,” says Mason, “and that the initial staging will be with a group of younger dancers. There’s something to be said for unfeigned innocence when you’re staging a children’s book. The dancers of IBT are bringing the story to life in a nice way.” Although the dancers are not as adept as the professionals at Ballet West would have been, Mason has not dumbed down the choreography from his original conception. Mason says that this version offers something that can’t be found in the other versions in every medium known to man. “I feel the Broadway version made the story too adult and not enough about seeing into a child’s mind. We have a good balance of dance and storytelling.” [email protected] Something’s Rotten in the State of Book Review: Suburbia by Andrew Haley I n Bret Easton Ellis’s new novel Lunar Park, a world-famous author, as infamous for his drug-fueled public decomposition as for the decapitations and orgies depicted in his books, tries to settle down in suburbia with his beautiful wife and her adolescent kids. The fictional author is named Bret Easton Ellis, and like the Bret Easton Ellis of this world, his celebrity and liberty are the byproducts of a literary career that gave the world Less Than Zero, The Rules of Attraction, American Psycho and Glamorama. As in this world, these novels are raging, parodic diatribes against the materialism and superficiality of contemporary America, particularly the contemporary America of A-list celebrities and power mongers. Ellis’s novels pulse with a demonic energy as their narratives string together cokefueled homoerotic orgies, cannibalism, pornographic underage sex, rape, drug addiction and wanton dismemberment into a body of work as indignant and self-righteous as it is glaringly, shiningly Pop. While these novels, especially the 1991 Psycho, incited an uproar from horrified reviewers in both this world and the world of Lunar Park, they are vindicated because they stem from the same spring as Flowers of Evil and the work of Goya. They are furious indictments of the Reagan ’80s and the Prozac-addled, Sex in the City ’90s. Patrick Bateman, the title character of American Psycho, is not Bret Easton Ellis. Lunar Park Bret Easton Ellis Knopf 320 pages $25.00 hardcover He is, we learn in Lunar Park, his father. Lunar Park takes Ellis’s metropolis out of his writing. Gone are the trendy clubs, the soundproofed penthouse apartments, the steaming nocturnal streets swarming with prostitutes and other invisibles peddling their victimhood at cut rates. Instead, we have Ellsinore Lane, a quiet street of identical McMansions in an unnamed state near Manhattan. The name is not coincidence. As in Hamlet, this Ellsinore is a dead zone trapped between the worlds of the living and the dead, the fictional and the real, the mad and the sane. As in Hamlet, and made famous by Joyce, this Ellsinore becomes the setting for the maddening, soul-wringing transformation of son to father, father to son and author to character. What happens, Lunar Park asks, when you wake up one morning in suburbia and realize you are turning into your father, and your father is Patrick Bateman? Ellis fans will find the same graphic, mind-bending meta-fiction in Lunar Park that they found in American Psycho and Glamorama. As in those books, the narrator of Lunar Park is on the brink, constantly ingesting cocaine and Klonopin to get back to normal. Madness and fury express themselves through Ellis’s trademark horror: a raven-shaped doll that eviscerates the neighborhood animals, a giraffe that gets hit by lightening, a house that be- gins organically sloughing off its surfaces to reveal another house beneath it, complete with green shag carpet growing out of the floor. The venomous parody of the American rich comes through with its portraits of druggedout school kids raised in an over-protective dystopia of neurosis and self-loathing. But there is something about the suburban setting that keeps knocking Lunar Park back into camp. When Ellis put a butcher knife in the hands of a Wall Street success story, and turned the glamorous world of the rich and famous into a slaughterhouse, he was carving new ground. But in putting the monstrous and demonic in suburbia, Ellis is re-treading The Amityville Horror, Poltergeist and half a dozen other films made two decades ago. Where horror was an artistic vehicle in Ellis’s last two novels, here it feels like Hollywood trope. Lunar Park is a good book. But reading it, I got the sense that Ellis was resting on his laurels. It lacks the maniacal, sardonic energy of his previous two novels, but its ending blows Glamorama’s out of the water. Its last two pages, about a son burying his father and an author moving on, may be Ellis’s finest writing yet. [email protected] The Salt Shaker DVD Getting Personal with the Presidents TELEVISION peaking of… A Month in, Some New Sitcoms Show Promise, Others Contempt by Rory L. Aronsky G eology, algebra, chemistry, geography and other fact-based subjects require memorization. Know this formula. They all lead from A to B to C or various combinations. History involves people, has drama, and is open to interpretation. In other words, it’s English class with a more truthful beat—the stuff that inspires fiction. Romances? Wars? It all ties together. House for William Howard Taft and continued all the way That’s why history should through the Eisenhower adbe taught like ministration. an English “Backstairs at the As mother and class. Get daughter, they White House” to know our were the maids Acorn Media founding faof the presiNot Rated thers. See the dents and first $59.92 Boston Tea ladies. Based on Four discs Party as a risky My Thirty Years Movies: HHHH action sequence Backstairs at the (out of four) if you’re so inWhite House by clined. The stoLillian Rogers, DVD: HHH ries may differ “Backstairs from author to at the White author and educator to educaHouse” transforms these men tor, but a ravaged battlefield into human beings. can be just as affecting as the No longer are they simply journey in Beowulf. crusty relics of a time long ago. That’s the nature of They have feelings, worries, “Backstairs at the White anger, joy and deep sorrows House,” an important minijust as much as we do from series from 1979 that aired day to day. Woodrow Wilson on NBC and is finally getting (Robert Vaughn) suffers a new life on DVD, with a restroke, leading his second spectable four-disc set and a wife Edith (Claire Bloom) to beneficial 17-page booklet. The take charge of her husband’s series changes the way we norduties. Wilson’s successor, mally see the U.S. presidents— Warren Harding (George through their portraits, their Kennedy), slowly realizes that speeches and—if available—the his presidency has slipped words of others. from him and landed in the To us, they may seem like hands of his cronies, who have enigmas of authority. Maggie only used him to get what they Parks and Lillian Rogers Parks wanted. never saw several of them that Each actor in this producway. They worked at the White tion, from Olivia Cole as Oct. 28 - Nov. 10 The Funny and the Foul by Jessica Mathews “The Apartment” (MGM/UA, $14.95) Billy Wilder’s “The Apartment” (1960) doesn’t only use the “executive bowler” as a status symbol and its condition as a sign of its hero’s emotional health. Shirley MacLaine’s elevator operator Fran also notes that Jack Lemmon’s C.C. Baxter is the only man who has the courtesy to take his hat off while riding. Wilder proves that he understands the importance of hats as much as he understands how to make a great film. “Drugstore Cowboy” (Artisan Entertainment, $14.98) “Hats. OK? Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like, you’ll never see me again. I’m gone.” “The Adventures of Indiana Jones” (Paramount Home Video, four discs, $69.99) Harrison Ford’s adventurous anthropologist Indiana Jones’s fedora is so iconic that a Google search returns many websites selling replicas. Watch recurring gags throughout the trilogy and decide whether crushing your arm is worth a hat that cool—and see some sinister characters who are identified in the credits only by their hats. “Miller’s Crossing” (Twentieth Century Fox, $14.98) It’s been said that one of the key elements of Joel and Ethan Coen’s films is the interesting use of (equally interesting) hats. “Miller’s Crossing” (1991), the brothers’ homage to gangster noir starring Gabriel Byrne, is the pinnacle of this hat-loving. Does each character’s hat tell you something about their personality, or does the meaning just blow away, like a hat in the windy woods? “Steamboat Bill, Jr.” (Kino, $24.95) In the first act of “Steamboat Bill, Jr.” (1928), one of Buster Keaton’s five best films (an elite selection) featuring the masterful cyclone sequence, the actor/director pulled out some surprise head gear. Instead of the trademark flat porkpie hat, Keaton’s character arrives in his father’s river town donning a beret, much to his old man’s chagrin. In his father’s effort to put his son into an acceptable hat, Keaton delivers a fast-paced, virtuoso hat-sampling session that even includes the hats of the silent comedian’s (inferior) contemporary rivals, Harold Lloyd and Charlie Chaplin. Also check out Keaton’s “Our Hospitality” for 1830s period-related tall-hat jokes. —Jeremy Mathews Maggie and Leslie Uggams as Lillian (with Tania Johnson as a young Lillian, who’s great in a conversation with Victor Buono as Taft) to the presidential actors, tapped into new realms to portray creators and witnesses to history. In supporting roles, Leslie Nielsen plays the stately chief usher Ike Hoover, and Cloris Leachman See ‘Backstairs,’ page 10 T he sitcom hasn’t fared well in recent years. The longrunning favorites have slowly had their last hurrahs, leaving “Two and a Half Men” as the highest-rated comedy. It would be easy to suggest that people have tired of the old three-camera, studio-audience model, but many of the shows that have dared to break out of this mold in previous years, like “Arrested Development” and “Scrubs,” haven’t connected with audiences the way they have with critics. A month into the fall season, the half-hour comedy still has hope, even if the networks have lost interest in the genre. They have only introduced 10 new sitcoms this season, a mere third of new shows—even less if running time is considered. The hour-long “Desperate Housewives” is the only hit from last season that they aren’t replicating with at least four other shows. Seven shows follow the classic laugh-track model, while the other three take a more progressive route. Perhaps coincidentally, two of those outliers, “Everybody Hates Chris” and “My Name is Earl,” are by far the best new comedies of the season. “Everybody Hates Chris” (UPN, Thursdays at 7 p.m.) is this season’s reason not to give up on television. The semi-autobiographical series chronicles the life of 13-year-old Chris Rock (Tyler James Williams) in 1982 Brooklyn. The series opens with the adult Chris Rock describing the swinging We love “Everybody Hates Chris.” life he thought he would have by the time he was a teenager. Instead, he has ended up being the only black kid at Corleone Jr. High because his “ghetto snob” mother (Tichina Arnold) wants him to better himself. He suffers the ultimate indignity of having a 10-year-old brother who is not only taller than him but better with girls. Not since the early episodes of “Malcolm in the Middle” has a kid had it so tough. Chris Rock’s narration provides the kind of personal retrospective insight that gives the show an emotional resonance, and it also happens to be hilarious. When Chris’s friend tells him that he is going to need a condom, the young Chris agrees, but the adult Chris concedes that he won’t even know what one is for another two years. After five episodes, the show appears to have what it takes to attract audiences, beyond UPN’s standards anyway. With any luck, we’ll still be able to watch when Chris finds out what a condom is. “My Name is Earl” (NBC, Tuesday at 8 p.m.) also shows promise and is currently the highest rated new comedy of the season. Jason Lee (“Almost Famous”) is Earl, a petty crimi- nal who, after hearing Karma discussed by Carson Daly, decides to try to right the wrongs of his life. The pilot meanders in a lot of exposition explaining Earl’s discovery of Karma as well as marriage and divorce with his unfaithful wife, Joy (Jaime Pressly), but the following episodes have allowed it to pay off. Lee pulls off a difficult role and is able to avoid the pitfalls of playing a less than brilliant character by making Earl relatable. Earl’s abetters include his brother Randy (Ethan Suplee) and motel maid Catalina (Nadine Velazquez), who have a certain apathy to Earl’s plan and life in general, but nevertheless offer their expertise. The longevity of this concept has been called into question, but why worry about the future when the present is this good? “Kitchen Confidential” (Fox, Mondays at 7:30 p.m.) is the third non-traditional sitcom, and the least impressive. It’s the story of Jack Bourdain, a recovering alcoholic chef with dreamy eyes, who is trying to do the best with his second chance as head chef. His restaurant is staffed with a rogue from the wild days, a cranky pastry chef, a kid from Utah, a ditzy hostess and an adversarial waitress. It is a fast paced show, so when there’s a picking-food-up-off-the-floor joke, at least they don’t linger on it for very long. There have been many pleasant moments on the show but nothing that is truly hilarious. And if rumors of cancellation are correct, it will soon be the first sitcom casualty of the 2005 season. ‘That’s why this machine is Dynamite!’ “How I Met Your Mother” (CBS, Mondays at 7:30 p.m.) is the best of the new laugh-track shows. It may even be the best laugh-track show on TV today, but ironically it is trying to do so many things that just don’t fit in the universe of a studio audience. The show is told as a flashback by Ted (Bob Saget) to his kids in the year 2030. Because of this premise, the show is able to play with cross cutting, a quicker pace, freezing time, flashbacks and even cutaway close ups, none of which are suited to the theatrically staged three-camera style the show is stuck with. For the record, when you are doing a The funny “How I Met Your Mother” actors do the best they can with a laugh track. The Salt Shaker TELEVISION joke in which a club is so loud that you have to use subtitles, it is ridiculous to be able to hear laughter. That said, the cast members are quite likable and have good chemistry as a group of twentysomething friends. There is something refreshing about having a neurotic male main character (Josh Radnor as Ted at 27) who is worried about finding Miss Right. Alyson Hannigan (“Buffy”) and Jason Segel (“Freaks and Geeks”) are his newly engaged friends, while Neil Patrick Harris is Barney— that wacky obnoxious sidekick that every sitcom needs. The show has been getting funnier since the pilot and there is potential here. I would like to see what it could do if freed from the conceit of a studio audience. “Out of Practice” (CBS, Mondays at 8:30 p.m.) has been given the cushy time slot between “Two and a Half Men” and “CSI: Miami.” The most notable thing about Practice is the cast: Stockard Channing, Jennifer Tilly and Henry Winkler all star. However, its biggest contribution to pop culture may be the replacement of Winkler’s family lawyer on “Arrested Development” with fellow “Happy Days” alum Scott Baio (sorry, but I must plug “Arrested Development” as much as possible, Fox, Mondays at 7 p.m.). Unfortunately, the talented cast is placed in a show that feels like it was written for Sitcoms 101. The dysfunctional family of doctors feels gimmicky, and the show’s high production values only make it feel empty. Another show running with what might have seemed like an original concept is “Twins” (WB, Fridays at 8:30 p.m.). So Sara Gilbert is twins with a sexy lingerie model (Molly Stanton). The creators of “Will and Grace” decided to stick with convention and make the model so stupid that she is barely aware that Gilbert makes smart-ass Oct. 28 - Nov. 10 MUSIC remarks at her expense. It’s not a crime to have a stupid character, but at least have the decency to not end every episode with the condescending realization that despite their differences, they are sisters and they love each other. “Hot Properties” (ABC, Fridays at 8:30 p.m.) is the perfect show for people who have just watched “Hope and Faith.” It’s like “Designing Women,” only with real-estate agents. And it is set in the least convincing New York City on TV. It does have some laughs and a nice assortment of characters (not counting the zany neighbors). If they move the show to Miami they could avoid unfavorable comparisons to “Sex and the City” and add a third meaning to the title. “Love Inc.” (UPN, Thursdays at 7:30 p.m.) makes you long for the originality of “Hot Properties.” It’s another New York City-based female office comedy, only this time the ladies are matchmakers who—believe it or not—still have problems with their own love lives. There is actually a character whose sole purpose is to make jokes about wanting to marry an American to get a green card. Yes, it is that bad. “Freddie” (ABC, Wednesdays at 7:30 p.m.) finally allows Freddie Prinze Jr. to bring to the small screen the bland sitcom-style comedy he’s perfected on the big screen. The premise of four female relatives moving into successful chef Freddie’s swank bachelor pad is better than at least half of his movies. So far the show is doing well, so hopefully if it stays on the air he won’t get the chance to make “Head over Heels 2.” “The War at Home” (Fox, Sundays at 7:30 p.m.) is the worst new show of the season. It wants to be “Married with Children…”—only without the surreal exaggeration. This show fancies itself as edgy and postmodern because it references Salt of the City Quel Report! With two solid weeks of “The Colbert Report” under his belt, Stephen Colbert proves he deserves his own desk and dispels any doubts about a show based on a fake commercial. Taking the 11:30 p.m. slot on Comedy Central after his old show, the “Daily Show” veteran plays his O’Reilly-esque persona with an inspired bravado. He’s not afraid to recreate interviews from existing materials or tell Bush that he must stay the course with the Harriet Miers nomination. And he knows that if you’re not watching, it’s because you don’t have the balls. “The Mary Tyler Moore Show” and “Eight Simple Rules.” Michael Rapaport’s best roles have been as troubled or goofy outsiders, so why he is playing a sitcom dad, I don’t know. Why Fox picked this up for the rest of the season, I can’t imagine. So what have we learned after more than a month of new comedies? If you are looking for hilarious and creative shows and are already watching “Arrested Development,” you should be watching “Everybody Hates Chris” and “My Name is Earl.” If you still can’t kick the laugh-track habit, get a healthy dose of “How I Met Your Mother.” If you went to see “Summer Catch,” check out “Freddie.” And to piss me off, watch “The War at Home.” [email protected] One Man’s Local Music Lesson by Trever Hadley I magine if Björk had a little brother who was heavily influenced by the minimal ambience of Low. That’s the best way to describe Salt Lake City local act TaughtMe’s music. Blake Henderson, the hands, mind and voice behind this sound, describes Arms as Traps, his second collection of songs under the moniker, as “more human and fleshy, less shy and cloudy” than the last record, Ready to Go Under, which had a slightly more ambient and electronic flavor. With lyrical inspiration from Phil Elvrum of The Microphones and Will Oldham, Henderson’s CD dis- TaughtMe New CD Arms as Traps Exumbrella Records Return to Salt Lake City Friday, Nov. 18 at 7:30 p.m. Kilby Court (741 S. 330 West) Home of tHe Wo rld Fa m o us ‘Ski Bum Club’ Uta H’s Biggest 1751 south 1100 east s andwicH 483-2971 www.myspace.com/taughtme www.exumbrella.com plays an immense amount of human emotion and a unique collection of heartfelt themes. This is evident in lyrics like, ”You could be combing my hair/ While I’m clipping my fingernails...but you’re not gonna know where I’m at,” from ”Where I’m At.” Every syllable sounds carefully placed on this album. Regarding lyrics, Henderson explains, “I don’t like to place words into songs haphazardly. I only write them down if they are very interesting to me or resonate in some significant way.” Almost every track on the CD has soothing background vocals that sound like a child humming the chorus. These vocals create a childlike innocence that is reminiscent of nursery rhymes, especially when mumbling dum-du-dum-dums or na-na-nas can be heard faintly accompanying the song. Although Henderson is the only musician on the record, TaughtMe’s live show employs the aid of two other equally minimalist musicians—Andy Poulson on drums and Adam Peterson on bass. As a threepiece act, the band provides the same intensity and exuberance in front of an audience that you get listening to the CD in your car. When the crowd holds its breath with each Blake Henderson talks to himself, perhaps in a metaphorical representation of his project TaughtMe’s CDs, on which he plays all of the instruments. hit of the kick drum and bass while Henderson emotionally cries out “Where we found you,” it proves that TaughtMe is not just incredible behind a mixer, but also as a band that can make an entire crowd drop its collective jaw. Currently, TaughtMe is mak- ing jaws drop across the United States, on a five-week tour. Henderson quit his job at eBay to push Arms as Traps. But luckily the band hasn’t left its hometown for good. TaughtMe will be back in Salt Lake City at Kilby Court on Friday, Nov. 18. [email protected] The Salt Shaker Wants You! …unless you aren’t an Ad Rep, Writer or Designer Email your résumé to [email protected] Internships are available for college credit. The Salt Shaker ‘Backstairs’ CD Reviews continued from page icily performs as housekeeper Mrs. Jaffray. The creative and economical filmmaking of producers Ed Friendly and Michael O’Herlihy, who also directed, complements these actors’ talents. It also gives weight to weak moments by actors such as Lee Grant as First Lady Grace Coolidge, who is distraught after the death of her youngest son. Grant slides dangerously close to melodrama, something the production shuns outright in the hours preceding that administration. Whether the real Mrs. Coolidge acted like this or not, it doesn’t fit well in the piece. Harry Morgan plays Harry S. Truman with a touch of Colonel Sherman Potter—perhaps Morgan was on hiatus from “M*A*S*H.” It’s a distraction, but one which smooths itself out when Truman directs Maggie to lay some suits out for him on the bed because he has to speak to “Joe Stalin and Churchill” about ending World War II. As Truman’s reflection walks away from the mirror, the glass is replaced by footage of an atomic bomb explosion, a powerful revelation of the result. Maggie and Lillian also live their own lives, encountering financial hardships, promises gained and lost and the turmoil of Emmett, Jr. (Kevin Hooks), the brother and son who’s in flux after being gassed during World War I. They go through almost as much as the various first families, but as they stay, the power changes and there are always new people to meet and new eccentricities emerging—most amusingly when tobacco spittoons are placed a few feet apart on the floors of the East Wing as we hear Harding taking the oath of office. Most of all, “Backstairs at the White House” inspires us to look into history, to read more, understand more and be more interested. The presidents have now become human by way of gripping storytelling and strong actors. In turn, curiosity takes hold. That is the greatest honor this miniseries has done for those men and us. Invites you and a guest to a special advance screening of out of 10 juicy Kilby Court and The Salt Shaker present Starting TODAY, stop by Friday, Nov. 11 featuring music by THE TREMULA VILE BLUE SHADES MUSHMAN 268 SOUTH 200 EAST plus and pick up a complimentary “admit 2” pass to the special advance screening! GIVEAWAYS AND MORE! SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED. EACH PASS ADMITS TWO. LIMIT ONE ENTRY PER PERSON. THE SCREENING WILL BE HELD THE WEEK OF NOVEMBER 7TH AT 7:00PM AT A LOCAL THEATRE. SPONSORS AND THEIR DEPENDENTS ARE NOT ELIGIBLE TO RECEIVE A PASS. $6 • 7:30 p.m. • Kilby Court • 738 S. 330 West www.saltshakermagazine.com www.kilbycourt.com The Campfire Headphase Boards of Canada Warp by Brent Sallay [email protected] The Salt Shaker Inaugural Concert 8½ OPENS FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 11TH 10 Oct. 28 - Nov. 10 An excerpt from the Book of Brent, 17:31: …And on the third day, the Brothers Sandison, Boards of Canada to believers, created The Campfire Headphase. And behold, they saw it was good. But lo, there were those in the land who were envious of the brothers’ mad skillz. And they did seek to divide the brothers’ fans asunder, even into the wiley priestcrafts of men, preaching “I have the new Boards of Canada, and behold, it is good.” And lo, there were many fans who were fooled by the wiles of these evil men. But lo, there were also many who could see through their deceivings, and did recognize the works of Freescha, Arovane and others. And still, there were many others who knew not what to believe, and did dwindle in belief even to the point of questioning the existence of Boards of Canada. But behold, when that great day did come, and the brothers’ true work was made manifest to the world, all were made known of its glory, and those who had been in error were at once in complete knowledge of their shame. And there was much listening and rejoicing in the land for months and years to come… So will be remembered the third coming of Boards of Canada. While some may see this album as a return to the group’s “pastoral” electronica roots, this is no rehash. Most notably, guitars have been subtly added to the mix. This serves well for the trio of songs that open the album. These songs are as good as anything else the group has done. More traditionally electronic Boards instrumentation is present throughout the rest of the album, best evidenced by the excellent “84 Pontiac Dream,” “Oscar See Through Red Eye” and “Slow This Bird Down.” “Dayvan Cowboy” doesn’t quite succeed at being as epic and sweeping as it wants to be. “Hey Saturday Sun” fares a little better with a more complex beat arrangement. But as a whole, this album is immensely satisfying, and easily the group’s most accessible work yet. Steering away from some of the more experimental elements of Geogaddi that might have alienated some people, The Campfire Headphase is both a revelation for established fans and an excellent proselyting tool for new converts to the fold. [email protected] MUSIC 9 out of 10 wow Tanglewood Numbers The Silver Jews Drag City / Caroline by Jordan Scrivner In the interest of full disclosure, The Silver Jews’ frontman David Berman is pretty much the greatest lyricist of all time. You will never find lyrics, past or present, that come close to Berman’s haunting imagery of fake IDs and honey bees. Of course, Jewel is a published poet too, but she can’t rock as hard as The Silver Jews—and the band rocks with great aplomb on its new CD, Tanglewood Numbers. Besides Berman, The Silver Jews lineup consists of a rotating cast of characters, including but not limited to Berman’s various musician friends, members of the late, great, rock band Pavement and his wife Cassie, who first started singing backup vocals on the band’s last album, 2001’s Bright Flight. This is the Jews’ post-rehab album. As Berman put it in a recent interview with Pitchfork Media, “My Y2K party lasted four years longer than I expected it to. It was fun. Not the last year. The last year was bad. I went to rehab. Relapsed a couple of times. Doing good now.” He also got married and survived at least one suicide attempt. It’s long past being a cliché that every rock band has a post-rehab album. This is Berman’s. However, unlike many a post-rehab album, Tanglewood Numbers feels fresh and alive. While Bright Flight and 1998’s American Water (arguably the band’s best album) were alt-country classics, with more focus on the lyrical content than the music, Tanglewood Numbers rocks. Berman has even implied that he would be willing to tour and play live for this album, something pretty much unheard of from the private and quiet songwriter. (Did I mention he was mostly a poet?) Oddly enough, the only weak element of the album is that the band members don’t go far enough on certain songs. “Sometimes a Pony Gets Depressed,” “I’m Getting Back into Getting Back into You” and “How Can I Love You (If You Won’t Lie Down?)” feel like they end a good minute and a half before they should. These songs never extend beyond three minutes, so they feel like they’re ending just before they get going. “Sometimes a Pony…” in particular seems to stop right before a good instrumental break. Still, this is a Silver Jews record. And whether Berman and Co. are singing about where an animal sleeps when the ground is wet or writing a seven-minute narrative spook-ballad called “The Farmer’s Hotel,” they maintain a literary brilliancy. And thank the lord above that Berman didn’t die. He obviously has quite a lot of rocking to do. [email protected] The Salt Shaker Pride & Prejudice 1/2 V 11 Horrorlicious Spookabilly The Horrorpops Serve Up an Early Halloween Treat Guitarist Geoff Kresge shreds. J udging by the shows coming through town in October, Halloween came more than a week early this month. On Oct. 19, the same night that legendary punk outfit The Misfits played the Rocky Point Haunted House for its 25th anniversary celebration, The Horrorpops stopped by Salt Lake City at the Lo-Fi Cafe. by Matt Thurber photos by Dave Tada 12 Oct. 28 - Nov. 10 It was one of those weeknights where fanatics found themselves torn between choosing the iconic veterans (sans Glenn Danzig) or the relatively unknown up-and-comers whose songs encompass an eerily similar combination of upbeat and zombie-themed music. While each show most likely featured equal amounts of B-movie imagery fused with punk fury, The Horrorpops performance surely differed as the rockers mixed up traditionally anthemic punk with a refreshing sound best-described as Danish spookabilly. As part of a Hellcat Records showcase tour, the night kicked off with SoCal punkers Left Alone. With a mohawksporting singer named Elvis Cortez, the band cranked out about a half-hour or so of standard four-chord punk rock. Throughout the band’s short set, the vocalist gave repeated shout-outs to his friends in Ogden, Utah as well as the typical rants many out-of-staters have about 3.2 beer. Next, the bill featured a hardcore icon, Roger Miret and The Disasters. With the majority of its members from the Bronx, the home of New York hardcore, the band has picked up where Miret’s former band Agnostic Front left off. The noticeable difference nowadays is that Miret and his new buddies have all but given up the breakdowns and sing-alongs from the old days. They now inject rhythm and melody to the songs off their new album, 1984. In addition to directing circle pits with interspersed Oi Oi Oi chants, The Disasters finished off the set with straightforward hardcore classics including “Crucify” and “What Has Become of Me?” By the time the Lo-Fi filled with Bettie Page look-alikes— some girls even dressed in poodle skirts—it was obvious the band was close to taking the stage. The Scandinavian crew came out flashing devil horns before jumping into some serious bass-slapping rockabilly. Much like The Cramps with a little Southern Culture on the Skids influence, The Horrorpops played song after song as vocalist Patricia Day kept her head down on the upright bass, sporting a grin hiding hints of excitement, inebriation or maybe a bit of both. While The Horrorpops are on the road in support of Bring It On, the band continued with the same good old-fashioned rock and roll of its debut, Hell Yeah!. Maybe it stems from what the band members grew up listening to in Copenhagen, Denmark—including everything from Chuck Berry to AC/ DC—but as they entertained every “freak” and “ghoulie” in the house, they proved that they like their rock and roll raw. Unlike other modern rockabilly outfits, Day never aimed to outshine her bandmates on stage. On “Freaks in Uniform,” guitarist Geoff Kresge had plenty of solo time on his hollow-body Gretsch while “cheerleaders” No-No and Kamilla gave the audience a hilarious psychobilly go-go revue. Even drummer Henrik Niedermeier got into the act, often stopping mid-song if he spotted someone in the crowd who wasn’t at least bobbing his or her head to the music. In the middle of the set, Day’s vocals often shifted from singing to growling when she would ask for “Hell Yeah!” Vocalist and bassist Patricia Day is a gracious frontwoman. chants between songs. The group threw in a few ballads here and there, including “Dotted with Hearts,” but generally kept the show highenergy with fan favorites like “Julia” or “Trapped.” If the audience wanted it fast, The Horrorpops were not going to take it down a notch—especially with the amount of crowd participation that night. After ending with “Kool Flattop,” The Horrorpops en- cored with Day on guitar duty and Kresge taking over on the bass. While Kresge introduced every band member, Day stood back for a minute to catch her breath, only to unleash the song that most people associate with the band, “Psycho Bitches From Hell.” After that, the Horropops jammed until the lights came on—and continued for five minutes longer—before saying good night. [email protected] The Horrorpops bring “cheerleaders” on stage to liven up the band’s (already lively) act. The Salt Shaker 13 MUSIC FILM More Than a Pretty Pair of Bright Eyes venues such as Kingsbury Hall, where the band will play its abeled “rock’s boy Salt Lake City show on Sunday, genius” by the press, Nov. 6. Conor Oberst has Established on the indie traveled throughout the music scene since 1998, Oberst nation and then some, earned a significant reputaproving that he is more tion during the 2004 electhan just a pretty face tions when he joined Bruce behind an Springsteen acoustic guitar. and REM Concert Preview: Backed by on an Bright Eyes a variety of arena tour ever-changing of swing Kingsbury Hall musicians, states. (University of Utah) Oberst takes Hoping to Sunday, Nov. 6 the stage as push voters Buy tickets for $25 at the the front man to check the Kingsbury Hall box office at of Bright Eyes box next to (801) 581-7100 or through and hypnotizes John Kerry, Smith’sTix at crammed Oberst www.smithstix.com. audiences instead in sold-out captured arenas. Oberst has had a the attention of the indie igbusy year since the dual norant. Shortly after the elecrelease of I’m Wide Awake, It’s tion, “Lua” and “Take it Easy,” Morning and Digital Ash in a two simultaneously released Digital Urn in late January of singles from this year’s two this year. full-lengths, surprised indieRemaining loyal to his rock followers by becoming the hometown label, Saddle Creek No. 1 and 2 singles on Billboard’s Records—which let him start Hot 100 Singles Sales chart. his own sub-label, Team After a short break in tourLove—Oberst has faced the ing, Oberst is back to provide demands of growing popularfans with a fall tour. With his ity and the slimy seductions of decadent yet brilliant lyrics major record labels itching to and passionate music, Oberst sign the rapidly rising musiis sure to give an amazing percian. This fast-coming success formance. Not to disappoint, can be seen through the venues Oberst and his comrades will on the band’s recent tours as most likely indulge fans with Bright Eyes graduates to larger the occasional expression of New This Week by Autumn Thatcher by Jeremy Mathews L 14 Oct. 28 - Nov. 10 “Intimate Stories” (“Historias Minimas”) Newyorker Films Not rated Opens at the Tower (Not reviewed) ‘Capote’ Captures Layers of Motivation by Jeremy Mathews C apote” is one of the rare biopics that tries to navigate the complicated maze that is its subject’s mind, rather than simply racing through his life. Actor Philip Seymour Hoffman and director Bennett Miller have created a complex character study of a man who masked fragility under arrogance and hid his emotions in his work. “Capote” doesn’t paint an easy-todiscern portrait, because it captures mysterious hints of motivation, a selfcentered persona and its contradictions. “ Conor Oberst: dirty hair, bright eyes and a sensitive glare. loathing for the conservatives who get a little nervous over the 25-year-old’s blatant opposition to the Bush Administration and the war in Iraq. Those planning on attending the concert can expect to hear songs from a variety of Oberst’s records, rather than merely those from the latest albums. Rebels and indie fans alike should plan to spend their Sunday evening enjoying a spiritual experience from a talented young musician who always has something to say. [email protected] The film studies Truman Capote’s life between 1959 and 1965, during which he wrote In Cold Blood, which reinforced his literary fame and which the author, true to his arrogant reputation, heralded as the creation of the non-fiction novel. But the process took a toll on his psyche. Capote never finished another novel in the remaining 20 years of his life, as he descended deeper into depression and alcoholism. The film’s narrow time period reveals some of the scars that may have pushed Capote over the edge, and hints at the past that brought him there to “Capote” HHHH (out of four) Sony Pictures Classics Directed by Bennett Miller Screenplay by Dan Futterman, based on the novel by Gerald Clarke Starring Philip Seymour Hoffman, Catherine Keener, Clifton Collins Jr., Chris Cooper, Bruce Greenwood, Bob Balaban, Amy Ryan, Mark Pellegrino, Allie Mickelson, Marshall Bell and Araby Lockhart Rated R begin with. He originally goes to a small Kansas town that has become the site of a brutal murder to write a piece for The New Yorker, and eventually finds himself in a relationship with the killers that can’t help but be more than a working relationship. In an astounding performance, Hoffman plays Capote as a man who wishes he could go through life with the glory that comes with his writing, but not the emotional responsibility. “I don’t care whether or not you catch whoever did this,” Capote tells Alvin Dewey (Chris Cooper), the sheriff in charge of the investigation, as if he expects this information to impress the quiet and stern See ‘Capote,’ page 20 Argentinean director Carlos Sorin creates a quirky road movie about three separate travelers whose journeys intertwine on the road to their provincial capital. “The Land Has Eyes” Te Maka Productions Not rated Opens at the Tower (Not reviewed) This coming-of-age story from the South Pacific Islands depicts a woman’s struggle for freedom and justice. A mythical warrior woman serves as inspiration against the oppression of females. “The Legend of Zoro” Columbia Pictures Rated PG (Not reviewed) PG? Doesn’t it have the balls to go PG-13? “Prime” HHH (out of four) Universal Pictures Rated PG-13 Note to Bryan Greenberg: Try not to be a lead actor in a film in which your story is cross-cut between scenes with Meryl Streep. “Prime” is about a 37-year-old photographer (Uma Thurman) and a 23-year-old painter (Greenberg) whose mom (Streep) turns out to be the photographer’s therapist. The therapist finds out before the other two, and continues to have sessions with Thurman’s character. Streep’s delivery and mannerisms are laugh-out-loud funny. She makes the film worthwhile, yet her absence makes other scenes drag. The rest of the movie concentrates on the relationship’s age gap. The plot is a bit overloaded and the film sometimes feels like an “Annie Hall” wannabe, but it does deal with the serious issues encountered in relationships, rather than simply creating conflict with plot contrivances. “Separate Lies” Fox Searchlight Rated R Opens at the Broadway (Not reviewed) Tom Wilkinson, Emily Watson and Rupert Everett star in a darkly humorous mystery about a sinister element of a seemingly ideal marriage. Who’d have thought. “Separate Lies” is “Gosford Park” screenwriter Julian Fellowes’s directorial debut. See Opening, page 19 The Salt Shaker 15 What to Do October Friday 28 ‘The Rocky Horror Picture Show’ See the spectacle that is “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” at the Tower Theatre (876 E. 900 South). Friday, Saturday and Monday (Halloween) at 9 p.m. and midnight. Tickets cost $8 in advance, $9 at the door. Dan Austin at King’s English Documentary filmmaker and author Dan Austin will read a passage from his new book True Fans, about Austin and his friends’ trip from Venice Beach, Calif. to the NBA Hall of Fame in Springfield, Mass. with a basketball signed by “good Samaritans and everyday Americans.” The event also includes a signing, and takes place at 7 p.m. at The King’s English Bookshop (1511 S. 1500 East). The event is free and open to the public. For more information, visit www.kingsenglish.com. ‘Little Women’— The Musical Yes, they really did make a musical of Louisa May Alcott’s novel Little Women. And Maureen McGovern stars. Tickets range from $30 to $57.50. The production runs at Capitol Theatre (50 W. 200 South) through Oct. 30. The times are Friday at 8 p.m. Saturday at 2 p.m. and 8 p.m. and Sunday at 1 p.m. and 6 p.m. Buy tickets through ArtTix venues or www.arttix.org. ‘Sherlock Holmes and the West End Horror’ Pioneer Theatre is presenting the comedic distortion of 19th century London, “Sherlock Holmes and the West End Horror,” through Nov. 5. Tickets range from $20 to $39, with other discounts available for University of Utah stu- 16 Oct. 28 - Nov. 10 dents. Performances take place at 7:30 p.m. Monday through Thursday, Friday and Saturday at 8 p.m. with a 2 p.m. matinee on Saturdays. For more information, visit www.pioneertheatre.org. ‘Wonder of the World’ The Pygmalion Theatre Company presents David Lindsay-Abaire’s story of a woman who leaves her husband for a wacky assortment of people in Niagra Falls. General admission tickets cost $12 and $18. The play runs through Saturday, Oct. 29 at 8 p.m. For more information, see www. pygmalionproductions.org. A ‘Thriller’ at Odyssey Odyssey Dance Theatre’s Halloween extravaganza “Thriller” continues at Kingsbury Hall on the University of Utah campus. Curtain rises at 7:30 p.m. tonight and tomorrow with a 2:00 p.m. matinee tomorrow, Oct. 29. Tickets through Kingsbury Hall at 581-7100 or www.kingsburyevents.com. PDT’s ‘Physically Speaking The Performing Dance Company presents six varied performances. See page 4. Spooky Art Well, maybe not spooky, but this one-day, free Halloween party and art show at Guthrie Artists (158 E. 200 South—above the bike shop) includes Mike Bernard, Heidi Darley, Jamie Delfin, David Estes, Spencer Fenwick, Veera Kasicharernvat, Cheryl Merkley, Karl Pace, Susan Price, Jason Wheatley and Sri Whipple. It goes from 6:30 p.m. to 10:30 p.m. Selgado Exhibit Humanitarian photogra- WHAT TO DO Saturday pher Sabastiào Salgado’s 300 piece “Exodus” is The Leonardo Center’s first exhibit. Tickets are $10, $7 for students, children and seniors. The show runs until Dec. 17 and may never grace U.S. soil again. The photos document the mass migration of people in 40 countries from 1994-2000. The Classical Mystery Tour The members of Broadway’s Beatlemania and the Utah Symphony join forces at Abravanel Hall (123 W. South Temple) for an evening of “over 30 Beatles tunes exactly as they were written.” Tickets range from $20 to $48. The event takes place today and Saturday, Oct. 29 at 8 p.m. Buy tickets through ArtTix venues or www. arttix.org. AutumnCon Sci-fi convention AutumnCon’s attractions include authors, artists, a masquerade ball (as if an excuse was needed to dress up) and a murder mystery set in the space cantina from “Star Wars.” The event starts today and continues through Oct. 30. Visit www.autumncon.com for more information. Low Skies The quintet Low Skies will bring its skillfully produced gloom and songs about Texas to the Urban Lounge (241 S. 500 East). Glade and On Vibrato will open. Tickets cost $5 at the door. Visit www.loficafe. com for more information. For an archival interview from the band’s 2003 appearance at Kilby Court, visit www.saltshakermagazine.com. Saxon Shore After two-thirds of his band left a year ago, guitarist Matt Doty has reformed his indie wall-of-sound rock band Saxon Shore and recorded The Exquisite Death of Saxon Shore. Fans of Mogwai will probably enjoy this band’s show at Kilby Court (741 S. Kilby Court (325 West)). Tickets cost $6 in advance, $7 day of show, and are available at the door or via www.24tix.com. Show starts at 7:30 p.m. Kottonmouth Kings The members of Kottonmouth Kings deliver their “psychedelic hip-hop punk rock” to In the Venue (579 W. 200 South). The show starts at 7 p.m. TIckets cost $17.00 in advance, $20 day of show, and are available through Smith’sTix locations (www.smithstix.com), at the door or online at www.24tix. com. Call (801) 359-3219 or visit www.inthevenue.com for more information. Sindolor and More Local Metal Get a taste of Salt Lake City’s metal bands with Sindolor, The Red Line and more at The Lo-Fi Cafe (165 S. West Temple). Doors open at 7 p.m. and the show starts at 7:30. Tickets cost $5 and are available at the door or through Smith’sTix (www.smithstix.com). Visit www.loficafe.com for more information. The Iron Maidens with The Ozzmenz The Iron Maidens is an allfemale tribute band to Iron Maiden. The Ozzmenz is a local tribute band to Ozzy Osbourne. They will play at The Whiskey (4800 South # 7E). Tickets cost $10 in advance, $12 the day of the show, or you can get tickets to both Friday and Saturday shows for the bargain price of $17 (Shredbettie replaces The Ozzmenz on the second night). Tickets are available through www.24tix.com and Smith’sTix (www.smithstix.com). ‘Ghostly Guardians’ 29 Hear about the ghosts that have allegedly haunted Fort Douglas in the movie “Ghostly Guardians,” a documentary by Brian Jackson Fetzer. The event is tonight in the Fort Douglas Post Theatre (245 Fort Douglas Blvd.) at 8:00 p.m. and on Halloween, Oct. 31 at 11:30 a.m. Tickets cost $3.50, $2.50 in advance. For more information, go to www.fortdouglas.com. A Very Kilby Halloween The folks at Kilby Court (741 S. Kilby Court (325 West)) have assembled a Halloween bash featuring emo from InCamera, Larusso, 3% Hero, Take the Fall and Abby Normal. Tickets cost $7 and are available at the door or via www.24tix.com. Show starts at 7:30 p.m. Exodus Feel the scorchin’ metal from Exodus at Club Vegas (445 W. 440 South). Doors open at 8:00 p.m. Buy tickets for $13 in advance at Graywhale CD Exchange locations, The Heavy Metal Shop (63 Exchange Place) or Smith’sTix (www.smithstix. com). Visit www.loficafe.com for more information. See also: Music: The Classical Mystery Tour (Oct. 28), The Iron Maidens with Shredbettie (Oct. 28) Theater: “Little Women”—The Musical (Oct. 28), “Wonder of the World” (Oct. 28), “Sherlock Holmes and the West End Horror” (Oct. 28) Theater: “Sherlock Holmes and the West End Horror” (Oct. 28) Dance: PDT’s “Physically Speaking” (Oct. 28), A ‘Thriller’ at Odyssey (Oct. 28) Sci-fi: AutumnCon (Oct. 28) Sunday 30 David Gray (and Jolie Holland!) While many people will go to this show for the songs and piano of David Gray, neo-traditionalist songwriter Jolie Holland will surprise them with her great set. The tickets to that show, however, didn’t cost $30. The show starts at 7:30 p.m. in the University of Utah’s Kingsbury Hall on President Circle. Buy tickets at the Kingsbury Hall box office or through Smith’sTix (www. smithstix.com). The Addicts Enjoy punk rock with The Addicts at The Lo-Fi Cafe (165 S. West Temple). Doors open at 7 p.m. and the show starts at 7:30. Tickets cost $12 and are available at the door. Visit www.loficafe.com for more information. See also: Theater: “Little Women”—The Musical (Oct. 28) Sci-fi: AutumnCon (Oct. 28) Monday 31 Troma Halloween The folks at Brewvies (677 S. 200 West) have put together a program of low-brow horror films from the infamous Troma catalogue. For more information, visit www.brewvies. com. Hawthorne Heights Hear the post-hardcore and emo-pop of Hawthorne Heights with opening act Silverstein at the newly reopened Salt Air Pavilion (12408 W. Salt Air Drive, west of the airport on I-80). Doors open at 6:30 p.m. Tickets cost $15 in advance and $18 the day of the show and are available through Smith’sTix (www.smithstix.com). See also: Film and Halloween: ‘Ghostly Guardians’ at the Salt Lake Freedom Film and Storytelling Festival (Oct. 29) Theater: “Sherlock Holmes and the West End Horror” (Oct. 28) Dance: PDT’s “Physically Speaking” (Oct. 28) november 1 Tuesday My Morning Jacket Put on your evening gown and see My Morning Jacket (get it?) for haunting alt-country indie rock at In the Venue (579 W. 200 South). Saul Williams will open. The show starts at 8:00 p.m. TIckets cost $15.00 and are available through Smith’sTix locations (www.smithstix.com), at the door or online at www.24tix.com. Call (801) 359-3219 or visit www.inthevenue.com for more information. You must be 21 or older to attend. Numbers Numbers calculates experimental punk at Kilby Court (741 S. Kilby Court (325 West)). Agape and Paper Cranes open. Tickets cost $6 in advance, $7 day of show, and are available at the door or via www.24tix.com. Show starts at 7:30 p.m. See also: Theater: “Sherlock Holmes and the West End Horror” (Oct. 28) Dance: PDT’s “Physically Speaking” (Oct. 28) Wednesday 2 Rob Thomas The former Matchbox Twenty singer/songwriter Rob Thomas is out on his own, and playing the E Center (3200 Decker Lake Dr. in West Valley). Tickets to the 7:30 p.m. show cost $35 and are available through Smith’sTix (www.smithstix.com). Why? Why not come see Why? at Kilby Court (741 S. Kilby Court (325 West)) and ask the band members why they make folk-pop indie-hop. Aquaduct and Tolchock Trio will open. Tickets cost $8 and are available at the door or via www.24tix.com. Show starts at 7:30 p.m. See also: Theater: “Sherlock Holmes and the West End Horror” (Oct. 28) Dance: PDT’s “Physically Speaking” (Oct. 28) 3 Thursday ‘The Passion of Joan of Arc’ Utah Symphony: Beethoven Piano Concerto The Blitz Carl Theodor Dreyer’s “La Passion de Jeanne d’Arc” is a masterpiece of silent film drama, starring Maria Falconetti. Today and Friday, Nov. 4, see a projected DVD of the film with live organ accompaniment by Blane Gale at The Organ Loft (3331 S. Edison Street—east of State Street off of 3300 South). Show starts at 7 p.m. Tickets cost $5. Call 485-9265. Hear the Utah Symphony’s 10 a.m. rehearsal for $18 at Abravanel Hall (123 W. South Temple). Buy tickets through ArtTix venues or www.arttix.org. See tomorrow’s description of the real thing. The punk rockers of The Blitz play The Lo-Fi Cafe (165 S. West Temple) with Total Chaos and Endless Struggle. Doors open at 7:00 p.m. Tickets cost $10 and are available at the door. Visit www.loficafe.com for more information. See also: Theater: “Sherlock Holmes and the West End Horror” (entry on Oct. 28) Dance: PDT’s “Physically Speaking” (entry on Oct. 28) Friday 4 ‘Plan 10’ Turns 10 The Tower Theatre (876 E. 900 South) and local filmmaker Trent Harris celebrate the birthday of “Plan 10 from Outer Space,” Harris’s camp sci-fi parody of Mormon culture. It starts at 9:30 p.m. Tickets cost $7.50. Visit www.towertheatre.com for more information. The Salt Shaker 17 WHAT TO DO Midnight Movie: ‘Raging Bull’ Martin Scorsese’s “Raging Bull” is the best film of the ’80s. That’s why it won the 1980 Academy Award for Best Pictu—oh, um, nevermind— Best Actor, for Robert De Niro’s transformational (and weightgaining) portrayal of middleweight boxer Jake La Motta. It’s part of the Midnight Movie series at the Tower Theatre (876 E. 900 South), every Friday and Saturday at about 11:59 p.m. Tickets cost $5. Sylvia Torti Author Sylvia Torti took a trip to Chiapas on the eve of the Zapatista rebellion, and from the experience created a novel. She will read from and sign this new suspense novel, The Scorpion’s Tail, at The King’s English Bookshop (1511 S. 1500 East). The event starts at 7 p.m. and is free and open to the public. For more information, visit www.kingsenglish.com. The Utah Symphony and Vladimir Feltsman Hear Beethoven’s Piano Concerto performed by pianist Vladimir Feltsman and backed by the Utah Symphony today and Saturday, Nov. 5. The show begins at 8 p.m. at Abravanel Hall (123 W. South Temple) with an O.C. Tanner pre-concert lecture at 7:15 p.m. Tickets range from $12 to $42. Buy tickets through ArtTix venues or www.arttix.org. Darci Cash, Bye Paris Green Hear the indie emo band that calls itself Darci Cash at Kilby Court (741 S. Kilby Court (325 West)). It will also be the tour sendoff for Paris Green. Tickets cost $6 in advance, $7 the day of the show, and are available at the door or via www.24tix.com. Show starts at 7:30 p.m. 18 Oct. 28 - Nov. 10 WHAT TO DO The Briefs and Clit 45 Someone named “Uncle Wreako” brings more punk to The Lo-Fi Cafe (165 S. West Temple) with The Briefs, Clit 45 (we think this name might be a sex and/or gun reference) and openers Boot Down Bois. Buy tickets for $8 at Graywhale CD Exchange locations, www. ktix.net or Smith’sTix (www. smithstix.com). Visit www.loficafe. com for more information. Dead Science Hear dark, intense and moody jazz-pop from Dead Science and local openers at Monk’s House of Jazz (19 E. 200 South). Show starts at 9 p.m. Buy tickets for $5 at the door or through www.ktix.net. Visit www.loficafe.com for more information. See also: Film: “The Passion of Joan of Arc” (Nov. 3) Theater: “Sherlock Holmes and the West End Horror” (Oct. 28) Dance: PDT’s “Physically Speaking” (Oct. 28) Saturday Amos Lee 5 After paying his dues as an opening act with the likes of Norah Jones, singer/songwriter Amos Lee released his self-titled debut and now headlines a tour with a stop at In the Venue (579 W. 200 South). The show starts at 8 p.m. TIckets cost $15.00 and are available through Smith’sTix locations (www.smithstix.com), at the door or online at www.24tix. com. Call (801) 359-3219 or visit www.inthevenue.com for more information. You must be 21 or older to attend. The Rocket Summer The soulful indie rockers of The Rocket Summer play with Adam Richmond, This Day and Age and Sherwood at The Lo-Fi Cafe (165 S. West Temple). Buy tickets for $10 at Graywhale CD Exchange locations or Smith’sTix (www.smithstix.com). Visit www.loficafe.com for more information. This Matinee performance starts at 5:30 p.m. as to allow for the nighttime show… Limbeck Alt-country indie rockers Limbeck play The Lo-Fi Cafe (165 S. West Temple) with locals The Annuals and The Yearbook. Buy tickets for $8 at Graywhale CD Exchange locations, www.ktix.net or Smith’sTix (www.smithstix.com). Visit www.loficafe.com for more information. 31 Knots The indie-prog-rockers of 31 Knots will tie their tunes around Kilby Court (741 S. Kilby Court (325 West)). Powercords and Declaration will open. Tickets cost $6 in advance, $7 at the door, and are available at the door or via www.24tix.com. Show starts at 7:30 p.m. The Last Vegas Metal/rock band The Last Vegas play Burt’s Tiki Lounge (726 S. State Street) with The Chromatics. Doors open at 9 p.m. and the show starts at 10. Tickets are $5 at the door. Visit www.loficafe.com for more information. See Also: Film: Midnight Movie: “Raging Bull” (Nov. 4) Music: The Utah Symphony and Vladimir Feltsman (Nov. 4) Theater: “Sherlock Holmes and the West End Horror” (Oct. 28) Dance: PDT’s “Physically Speaking” (Oct. 28) Sunday Bright Eyes 6 Can you imagine seeing the next Bob Dylan while tickets to his shows only cost $25 and he hasn’t been a bornagain Christian yet? Well this could be your chance if Rolling Stone is right, and has it ever been wrong? The show starts at 7:30 p.m. in the University of Utah’s Kingsbury Hall on President Circle. Buy tickets at the Kingsbury Hall box office or through Smith’sTix (www. smithstix.com). See preview on page 14. Monday ‘Arrested Development’ 7 It’s not The Salt Shaker’s policy to put TV listings in the calendar, as that would quadruple its size, what with all the channels around nowadays. But it is all-important that you watch the return of “Arrested Development,” the best show on TV. Oscar winner and hot woman Charlize Theron is even in it! Honor our founding fathers and tune in to Fox 13 at 7 p.m. or all you’ll have left to watch is “The War at Home.” Tristeza and Bella Lea Tristeza and Bella Lea (featuring former members of Denali) bring indie rock to Kilby Court (741 S. Kilby Court (325 West)). Theta Naught and Airliner will open. Tickets cost $7 in advance, $8 the day of the show, and are available at the door or via www.24tix.com. Show starts at 7:30 p.m. MEST The pop punks of MEST will mess up In the Venue (579 W. 200 South) at 7 p.m. TIckets cost $12.00 and are available through Smith’sTix locations (www.smithstix.com), at the door or online at www.24tix. com. Call (801) 359-3219 or visit www.inthevenue.com for more information. Tuesday The Samples 8 The bittersweet pop of The Samples has been bringing fans out for this truly independent act for over two decades. It starts at 8 p.m. at Park City’s Club Suede (1612 High Ute Blvd.). Buy tickets for $12 at the door or through Smith’sTix (www.smithstix.com), Graywhale CD Exchange locations or Orion’s Music locations. Must be over 21. Please visit www.suedepc.com for more information. Caitlin Cary and Thad Cockrell Former Whiskeytown member Caitlin Cary plays her own altcountry at Ego’s (668 S. State Street). Thad Cockrell continues his quest to put “the hurt back in country” music. Show starts at 9:00 p.m. Must be 21 or older. Tickets cost $7 and are available from www.24tix.com. Visit www.clubegos.com for more information. Nintendo Fusion Tour with Fall Out Boy Fall Out Boy, The Starting Line, Motion City Soundtrack, Boys Night Out and Panic! at the Disco fuse pop punk and videogames in this revolutionary corporate tour. Tickets cost $20, parking $3. It starts at 6:00 p.m. at Promontory Hall at the Utah State Fairpark. Tickets available at Smith’sTix locations (www.smithstix.com) or (www.24tix.com) and at the door. Shows have sold out in most cities, so beware. Wednesday 9 Rodney Crowell and the Outsiders Rodney Crowell’s three-decade career of writing and recording country songs earned him a Grammy and a series of hits— mainly in the form of covers. He will play at Park City’s Club Suede (1612 High Ute Blvd.). Buy tickets for $13 at the door or through Smith’sTix (www. smithstix.com), Graywhale CD Exchange locations or Orion’s Music locations. Doors open at 8:30 p.m. Visit www.suedepc.com for more information. Atmosphere Atmosphere, the beloved hip-hop trio of rhymemaster Slug, beatmaster Ant and DJ—um, master—Mr. Dibbs will improve the atmosphere of In the Venue (579 W. 200 South). Blueprint and P.O.S. will open. The show starts at 6:30 p.m. TIckets cost $17, $20 the day of the show, and are available through Smith’sTix locations (www.smithstix.com), at the door or online at www.24tix. com. Call (801) 359-3219 or visit www.inthevenue.com for more information. The Wanteds Tommy Harrington calls himself The Wanteds while performing one-man indie pop, as he will at Kilby Court (741 S. Kilby Court (325 West)). The Plus Ones, The Annuals and Drew Danbury will open. Tickets cost $6 in advance, $7 the day of the show, and are available at the door or via www.24tix.com. Show starts at 7:30 p.m. Thursday 10 Suzy Becker Book Reading Suzy Becker, author of the bestseller All I Need to Know I Learned from My Cat (there’s something to brag about), will read from her philosophical and personal memoir I Had Brain Surgery, What’s Your Excuse? at The King’s English Bookshop (1511 S. 1500 East). The event starts at 7 p.m. and is free. For more information, visit www. kingsenglish.com. Utah Ballet Utah Ballet’s varied program includes work by guest choreographers Bruce Caldwell from Ballet West and the recently ordained “Mrs. Utah,” Jannie Creer-King. For more information, see page 4. ‘The Secret Garden’ Imagine Theatre presents kids dancing a ballet of “The Secret Garden” Nov. 10 to 12 at Ogden’s Peery’s Egyptian Theater (2415 Washington in Ogden). For more information, see page 4. Detroit Cobras with Reigning Sound Most cover bands aren’t cool enough to tour the country. That should tell you a little something about these Detroit natives. Their unique repertoire comes from primitive garage rock and obscure early R&B. This 21-and-up show will start at 9 p.m.at the Velvet Room (149 West 200 South) and costs $12 for advanced tickets, $14 at the door. Steel Train Dropsonic Holden Steel Train plays rock that is both experimental and rootsy at the same time, and will play it at Kilby Court (741 S. Kilby Court (325 West)). Larusso and Sikemma will open. Tickets cost $6 and are available at the door or via www.24tix.com. Show starts at 7:30 p.m. Hear the straightforward rock of Dropsonic at Monk’s House of Jazz (19 E. 200 South). Buy tickets for $5 at the door. Show starts at 10:00 p.m. Visit www.loficafe.com for more information. Alternative R&B rockers Holden hit The Lo-Fi Cafe (165 S. West Temple) with Kylessa, Coliseum, Torche, Remember the Tragedy, Chaldeon and Basic Accomplishment. Hey, that’s seven bands for $7! Tickets at the door. Show starts at 7 p.m. too. If only it were on July 7, 2007 instead of Nov. 10. Get Listed! If you have an event that would make an ideal listing in our illustrious calendar, please email [email protected] with the name, date, time, location (name and address), price, ticket information and anything else that might be important. Opening continued from page 15 “The Weather Man” HHH ½ (out of four) Paramount Pictures Rated R The weather man knows why everybody hates him. He hardly does anything, makes a good living and gets to be on TV. People at home watch him and talk about whether he’s handsome or has a stupid asshole face. People who see him on the street throw fast food at him from their cars. The title character of “The Weather Man” (Nicolas Cage) is in bad shape. His ex-wife (Hope Davis) is going to marry another man. His 15-year-old son (Nicholas Hoult of “About a Boy”) just got out of rehab and his counselor is showing an alarming amount of interest in him. His younger daughter (Gemmenne de la Peña) is overweight and the boys at junior high call her “camel toe.” And his critical dad (Michael Caine), a successful author who made a real difference instead of standing in front of a green screen, is having health problems. So he deals with it by being generally unpleasant when he’s not smiling on the air. In his best work, director Gore Verbinksi’s (“Pirates of the Caribbean”) stylish direction perfectly matches Nicolas Cage’s hilariously deadpan performance. The film captures the awkwardly droll moments in life, when eloquence disappears and all you can do is call a man you don’t like a dildo. “Saw II” H ½ (out of four) Lions Gate Films Rated R Reviewed by Chris Bellamy It’s as bad as the first one. The Salt Shaker 19 ‘Capote’ continued from page 15 law man and earn him priority over the other journalists. As if being from a publication with the words New and York in its title wasn’t enough to turn the entire police department off, Dewey takes his job seriously and sees no opportunity for elegant prose in law enforcement. Capote conceives his piece as a study on the murder’s effect on the town, so he and his research assistant, Harper Lee (Catherine Keener), start to endear themselves to the townspeople, even succeeding in charming Dewey’s societystarved wife, although the sheriff remains unimpressed. Capote can’t bring himself to leave the town—or even start writing what he knows will be brilliant—and soon enough the two killers, Perry Smith (Clifton Collins Jr.) and Richard Hickock (Mark Pellegrino), are apprehended and brought to the town. Capote builds a relationship with Perry, but isn’t honest with himself about his feelings or with Perry about the book. He sees himself as simply doing his job, but learning of Perry’s upbringing reminds him of his own childhood with a suicidal mother. At one point, Capote says he feels like he and Perry grew up in the same house, but he went out the front door while Perry went out the back. At first Hoffman’s highpitched voice may seem like simply an imitation of Capote’s voice, but then the voice becomes natural and Hoffman completely disappears into the character. When he talks about his disturbed mother’s suicide or how people judge him as weird based on the way he talks, there are multiple layers of motivation. There’s a sense that Capote is simply delivering this information as a way of gaining sympathy from his interviewees so they will share their information. But Hoffman’s performance suggests that while Capote may 20 Oct. 28 - Nov. 10 be convincing himself of these manipulative motivations, he hides his sincerity within the guise of sincerity. At other times he blatantly lies, letting Perry believe that the book might help him get out of jail, telling him that he hasn’t thought of a title. He can’t confront the truth. He forms an emotional bond, but knows that he needs them to die in order for his book to end. (“Why are they doing this to me?” he wonders when the men receive a stay of execution.) Throughout his creative and mental struggle, Capote still loves to be the center of attention when he returns to New York City. The film introduces him at a cocktail party, surrounded by a crowd of admirers eager to laugh at comments tailored to keep the attention on him. After having haunting conversations with Perry, he’s doing the same thing, absorbing love through the ass-kissing of the literature elite. The rest of the cast complements Hoffman’s work well. As Lee, whose To Kill a Mocking Bird finds a publisher and becomes a hit over the course of the film, the always-good Keener brings compassion and serves as a check-and-balance to Capote’s runaway egoism. Collins suggests the fragility of the killer while hinting at the dark brutality of the man who committed the crime. In his narrative feature debut, Miller displays skills in both character study and visuals. The film is very fluid, with even the long, mostly static shots having some tilts and wobbles. Miller contrasts this with completely still shots near the scene of the crime to capture the eerie feeling that the crimes left behind. This event did not only haunt the town, as Capote so eloquently captured, but took hold of the author himself. Miller and Hoffman find in the man who was drawn to depict the crime a series of ambiguities rather than a simple, easyto-grasp caricature. [email protected] SACCHARIN Before the Galactic Empire Outlawed Bad Acting The Salt Shaker’s Original 1977 Review of ‘Star Wars’ by Craig Froehlich W ith “Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith,” which comes out on DVD on Tuesday, Nov. 1, the galactic saga has come full circle. What a wild ride it was! I think I’m going to be sick. It was 1977 and things looked grim. Salt Shaker Sr. had just been laid off from the ash tray plant and rumors warned of an imminent Bay City Rollers breakup. A refreshing scifi space fairy tale was just what the doctor ordered. (It should have been antibiotics. He wasn’t a very good doctor.) “Star Wars” helped audiences forget their worries and took them to a galaxy far, far away. Twenty-five years ago, Darth Vader let out his first evil wheeze and The Salt Shaker was there. We thought it would be a fun treat to print our original review of the film that started it all. Let’s take a journey back in time. (Not literally, don’t bother with the angry letters.) A So-So Space Opera by Anakin Mathews Think of it as the little Science Fiction film that could. A charming little space opera is threatening to take some of the spotlight away from this weekend’s premiere of “Smokey and the Bandit.” Equal parts King Arthur and Buck Rogers, “Star Wars” definitely keeps your attention for a couple hours but its lasting impact is negligible. Really, who needs laser guns and space robots when you have a black Trans Am with an eagle decal on the hood? The star of “Star Wars” is a promising young actor named Mark Hamill. He is wonderfully understated in his role as the farm boy turned space hero, Luke Skywalker. He couples his Midwestern good looks and definite acting chops to deliver some memorable lines, “But I was going to the Toshi station to pick up some power converters. WAAAAHH!” This is definitely a breakout role for the young artiste. With or without the wars, Hamill’s star is definitely on the rise. Skywalker leaves his humble beginnings, and the charred corpses of family members, on his home planet to pursue his dreams into the heavens. Thus begins a quest to rescue a damsel in distress, Princess Leia (played by Carrie Fisher, daughter of Eddie). The sexual chemistry between bun-coifed Leia and Skywalker is red hot. The couple fails to reach the carnal heights that the roles beg for, but let your imagination run wild! Luke + Leia = Sex, Sex. Sex. Best of all, Carrie Fisher will never get fat and crazy. Accompanying the majestic Skywalker is an entourage of colorful characters. British acting heavyweight Alec Guinness plays Buford T. Justice, a sage warlock of the Merlin tradition. Two “droyds,” another name for robots, supply the comic relief. Their names are a bizarre combination of numbers and letters that no one will be able to remember. I can hardly ask for WD-40 at the local hardware, thank you very much. Tony Randall is the obvious inspiration for the mincing, anthropomorphic, golden “Tin Man.” Meanwhile, the chirping garbage can robot George Lucas improved these special effects for later releases of “Star Wars,” but the original release looked like this. conjures images of some of Dustin Hoffman’s more memorable roles. The gang hitches a ride with a devil-may-care space pirate named Han Solo; played by former carpenter (I love their remake of “Please, Mr. Postman.”) Ford Harrison. His co-pilot is a howling wolf man named Chewbacca, a whimsical blend of Lassie and Smiley Burnette. Director George Lucas illustrates Han Solo’s transformation from ruthless bandit to gallant hero with a telling introduction. Solo, confronted by a space bounty hunter, shoots the green monster while casually sitting at a table, exchanging thinly veiled threats. That’s right, wouldbe hero Han Solo shoots first! This scene makes Solo’s valiant transformation that much more extraordinary. Lucas hit pay-dirt with that scene. He must be very proud. In Lucas we see an auteur in the making. Plenty of excitement surrounds the groundbreaking special effects of “Star Wars.” However, Lucas manages to keep the spectacle in check and concentrate on story and character development. Expect Lucas to leave this space odyssey behind and focus on more thought-provoking, dialogue-driven material. Perhaps most lacking in “Star Wars” is a memorable villain to contend with the swashbuckling farm hands and laser-shooting dog boys. The galaxy is enslaved by an evil empire called the “Empire.” This army of intergalactic Neo-Nazis is led by Grand Moff Tarkin, capably played by British horror film star Peter Cushing. His evil henchman is a robotic black knight called Darth Vader. Vader, Buford and Luke are all tuned into the same unseen power called the “force.” It assists them in choking people, The Salt Shaker 21 SACCHARIN controlling the minds of unwitting simpletons and performing a variety of telekinetic tricks. No spoon bending, though. One faction magically chokes people and controls their minds for purposes of good, while another uses the “force” for evil. Vader, of course, utilizes the bad side of the force. It all becomes a bit tedious. This “force” business is going nowhere fast. With his dorky helmet, ill manners and an obvious case of emphysema, Darth Vader is hardly what you would call a daunting presence. One wishes more screen time was awarded to Cushing, who has experience depicting every horror film heavy from Dracula to Frankenstein. To top it off, Vader’s voiceover work is done by R&B singer Lou Rawls. How about favoring us with a song after you get done choking people, Vader? Lucas tosses in a planet-demolishing machine and ragtag band of freedom fighters to move the plot along. Now and then, he awakens the audience with an astounding interstellar dog fight. However, the five-year-old sitting next to me at the screening I attended made an awfully good point, “Space is a vacuum. If that’s the case, none of these explosions and laser cannons would make any noise. Do they take us for idiots?” Kids say the darnedest things. In summation, “Star Wars” is the usual good versus evil, boy meets girl, standard Hollywood fare. Albeit enjoyable, the Science Fiction route “Star Wars” takes is a little to fanciful for discriminating filmgoers of the 1970s. Nowadays, people like their entertainment a little more grounded in reality. How about a bored farm boy who dreams of owning a custom van with shag rug on the dashboard? Turn the princess into a cheerleader. 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