Comedy Central Roast Brings Unspeakable Vulgarity into Two
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Comedy Central Roast Brings Unspeakable Vulgarity into Two
Volume 7 • Number 10 Because Our Children Are Watching Comedy Central Roast Brings Unspeakable Vulgarity into Two-Thirds of American Homes WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT DESCRIBED early as 9:30 p.m. And here’s something to make you sick: According to Neilsen Media Research, nearly In the annals of insipid and mindless, 15% of the audience for the original airdate was under unapologetically vulgar entertainment, Comedy the age of 18. Central’s roast of Pamela Anderson marks a low point. Lisa: “And that sex video. No one on this dais could Anderson (best known for her bosom-featured role in have done that. If Andy Dick would have [partially bleeped Baywatch, a pornographic sex tape she made with then‘blown’] Tommy Lee on screen would it have made millions? husband Tommy Lee, and who is now starring in the No! Andy Dick has [partially bleeped Fox show Stacked) was roasted by a ‘blown’] thousands of men and can’t roster of mostly unknown even make enough money to pay for his comedians telling extremely dirty vagina surgery.” Andy Dick stands up jokes, each trying to be more and walks over to Tommy Lee, spreads shocking and outrageous than the his legs, and puts his head between them. last. The show aired August 14 and He then begins moving his head up and has been re-aired repeatedly. down as if he is performing oral sex on We are including just a couple Tommy Lee. of examples – heavily edited – for Sewage like this is exactly what you to see exactly how raunchy this makes cable choice a vital issue for show really was from beginning to American families. While the premise end. of the show, a celebrity roast, might Nick: “I masturbated to that show Did you know you subsidized an indicate a level of raw humor, the [Baywatch] so many times I used to absolutely filthy Comedy Central cast of B-list comedians took full pay a homeless guy to stand next to my show with your monthly cable bill? advantage of the fact the show was TV with a squeegee.” airing on cable, which is not held to the decency Jokes like that filled the cable airwaves and because standards of broadcast television. Comedy Central is part of your expanded-basic cable package, you subsidized this show with your monthly And Comedy Central is making millions of dollars cable bill and you had no choice in the matter. because the American public is being forced to pay for Jeffrey: “I’m not saying Pam’s vagina is as big as the this! Lincoln Tunnel, I’m saying it’s bigger. It opened wider Precisely because cable is not held to decency than ‘Revenge of the Sith.’ You’ve got to go to Mapquest standards, the PTC is leading a national debate to find her G-Spot. Is it true that they give free donkey demanding cable choice – taking and paying for only rides to the bottom?” the channels you want – as the only solution. The raunch filled roast of Anderson, plowed into Congress will be taking up the issue of cable choice in two-thirds of American homes. This means that twothe coming months and the PTC will be there to thirds of American families paid for it, whether they voice your concerns for decency and choice. wanted to or not! This foul-mouthed, offensive show Loathsome shows like the Pamela Anderson roast make originally aired at 10 p.m. and as has been rerun as our case loud and clear. CONTENTS ● Page 2 President’s Letter: Why Cable Choice Matters ● Page 3 TAKE ACTION! Sony Corp is Sole Sponsor of Filthy Nip/ Tuck Season Premiere ● Page 4 Channel Surfing: Tasteless Television Offerings ● Page 5 Top 10 Best and Worst Advertisers ● Page 6 PTC Names Seal of Approval Winners ● Page 7 Geico Misleads PTC Members ● Page 8 Grassroots Spotlight R Because Our Children Are Watching THE MONTHLY NEWSLETTER OF THE PARENTS TELEVISION COUNCIL R FROM THE PRESIDENT Dear Friend of the PTC, Cable choice matters a lot. As the landscape of television continues to change, the means by which you get your programming should change too. If you don’t want to pay for MTV, or networks that program shows like The Shield, you shouldn’t have to. But right now you have no choice. Why? Because cable companies say you can’t have one. Sort of. You do have a choice to pay to add MORE channels to your “basic” package if you want. But a choice in not taking and paying for shows that are offensive to you? Forget it. You have no choice in determining what is in YOUR basic package. Back in the early days of cable it may have been difficult to allow consumers to have an á la carte choice because technology didn’t allow for such flexibility. But that has all changed today. The vast majority of American homes receive television through cable, and the technology exists to allow consumers to pick and choose the channels for which they want to pay. The cable industry doesn’t want to give you that choice because they know half of their outrageous, offensive programming would be forced off the air overnight for lack of support. It’s extortion. If you want to get cable, you have to underwrite Hollywood’s obscene shows. It’s a real violation of your freedom. As a consumer you choose the products and services you bring into your home. You choose what telephone service you want, the furniture you buy, the food you eat, the clothes you wear. You choose what sorts of entertainment your family enjoys….everything except for television. Cable corporations force you to take and pay for what they want. You HAVE TO pay to subsidize MTV’s smutty Real World, FX’s violence-laden The Shield and that network’s newest offering Starved, which features themes of sodomy and bulimia on a regular basis. Cable choice would mean that you could pick the channels you want to pay for and not be subject to subsidizing that which you find morally objectionable. That is the message we are currently taking to Congress. We want legislators to take action this year. The PTC believes the time for cable choice is now … because our children are watching cable. The cable industry knows that if we win their days of uninhibited sewage are over. Everything’s riding on this battle, which is why the cable industry is now spending hundreds of millions of dollars (literally!) to stop the PTC. We will not be stopped. With your continued support, we’ll win. Until Next Month, L. Brent Bozell III, Founder and President 2 WWW.PARENTSTV.ORG BECAUSE OUR CHILDREN ARE WATCHING PTC INSIDER TAKE ACTION! Sony Corp. Sole Sponsor of Ultra-Raunchy Nip/Tuck Season Premiere Without question, Nip/Tuck is one of the most sexually explicit, profane, and violent television programs in the history of American television. The season premiere of the raunchy FX show was exclusively sponsored by the Sony Corporation. By doing so Sony has violated parents’ trust in the Sony corporate brand. In case you aren’t familiar with this profane and violent show, here are some content examples that will give you an idea of the depravity Sony has chosen to endorse with its advertising dollars: estranged wife and his movements become more violent. Then he flips the doll over and continues to have sex with it, this time imagining it is Kimber. ☛ Dr. Troy takes Kimber to an orgy at a house where each room caters to different fetishes. He takes her into the ☛ An incredibly graphic and bloody scene of the doctors performing plastic surgery, including breaking a man’s nose with a chisel and slicing open his eyelids. TAKE ACTION ☛ A gang member is shown having sex with his girlfriend from behind while Sean McNamara is forced to watch. He threatens Sean by saying, “This could be your wife.” ☛ Dr. Christian Troy receiving oral sex from an anonymous woman. She asks him to reciprocate, so he lies on the bed and tells her to “saddle up.” She sits astride his face as he performs oral sex on her. ☛ Dr. McNamara stands naked in front of a plastic sex doll. He puts his penis in the doll’s mouth and moves the head up and down. Then he throws the doll to the floor, face down, and enters it from behind. While thrusting into it, he imagines it is his people associated with the show seem quite proud of the offensive offerings brought into living rooms around the country. Series creator Ryan Murphy has publicly stated he hopes to drive down TV standards by making it possible for broadcast TV to feature a “rear-entry” sex scene within the next three years. And actor Julian McMahon (Dr. Troy) has been quoted saying this coming season is going to be the worst yet. Sony chose to be the sole sponsor of the season kickoff to this depraved show. “girl on girl” room and encourages her to have sex with another woman in the room while he watches. Clearly uncomfortable at first, Kimber nevertheless puts her hand on the other woman’s breast, kisses her, and allows the other woman to perform oral sex on her. Lest you think these are just isolated examples of content, you should know that Take action by writing to Sony (the makers of Playstation and countless entertainment platforms marketed to children) and ask them if their sponsorship of Nip/Tuck’s sexually graphic content, gratuitous violence and foul language really reflects Sony’s hardearned brand image and corporate principles. Of the hundreds of programs Sony could have sponsored, why did they choose the most violent and raunchy one of them all? Sony Corporation Howard Stringer Chairman & CEO 550 Madison Ave. New York, NY 10022 Big Media Linked to the Rise in Indecent Programming The rise in indecent material on broadcast stations can be linked, at least in part, to an increasingly consolidated media. This is the finding of a new report released last month at a national press conference on Capitol Hill. Dan Isett, the PTC’s Director of Corporate and Government Affairs was on hand to help present the new report published by the Center for Creative Voices in Media. In 2003 the FCC loosened the rules of media ownership and opened the door for large conglomerates to own more stations. The report shows that when media is concentrated in fewer owners’ hands, the decision by any broadcaster to air indecent material impacts a substantially larger audience than would otherwise be possible. PTC’s Dan Isett put it this way, “It is only logical that a broadcaster who sees his PTC INSIDER friends and neighbors every day is better equipped to make decisions about community standards than a programming executive thousands of miles away.” According to the Center, “Ninety-six percent of all the indecency fines levied by the FCC in radio from 2000 to 2003 (97 out of 101) were levied against four of the nation’s largest radio station ownership groups - Clear Channel, Viacom, Entercom and Emmis.” Because of these four stations’ reach, shock jocks like Howard Stern and Bubba the Love Sponge (both employed by Clear Channel during this study period) can be heard in most major media markets. By relaxing media ownership rules, the FCC gave free rein to these media behemoths to spread their brand of raunch across the United States. 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Murphy: “I know what I did. I can live with that.” 6789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345 6789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345 6789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345 6789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345 Kevin: “Oh yeah? Well, live with this.” 6789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345 6789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345 6789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345 Kevin points the pistol at his own head and fires, killing himself 6789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345 6789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345 New from VH1, MTV’s Viacom-owned cousin, comes a “reality” 6789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345 6789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345 instantly. No blood or wounds are seen. 6789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345 show featuring one of the former stars of the consummate family friendly 6789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345 6789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345 Tommy, Johnny and Mick stand over Kevin’s body. Fr. Murphy 6789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345 show The Brady Bunch. This show, called My Fair Brady, features 6789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345 6789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345 staggers out of the room in a daze. Tommy tackles him, shoving him to the 6789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345 Christopher Knight, who played Peter Brady, pursuing a relationship 6789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345 6789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345 6789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345 floor beneath a painting of the Last Supper. Tommy beats Fr. 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The sex-driven, unwholesome relationship is 6789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345 6789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345 6789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345 viciously kicking him in the stomach three times, then grabbing him and being played out for American children to see with air times as early as 6789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345 6789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345 6789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345 hauling him across the floor next to Kevin’s body. 6789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345 1 p.m.! 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Murphy vomits, the vomit explicitly seen gushing out of 6789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121234567890123456789012345678901212345 chest. 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Not all the 5678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121 5678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121 The PTC tracked products advertised on all of primetime broadcast 5678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121 way, though. 5678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121 5678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121 television and select original cable programs between January 2004 and 5678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121 Amy thinks it’s too gay.” 5678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121 January 2005. 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D**k and b**ls.” 5678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121 programs containing high levels of sex, foul language, and violence. 5678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121 5678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121 Sam: “You shave your d**k and b**ls?” 5678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121 Even though blame for television’s increasingly offensive 5678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121 5678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121 5678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121 Dan: “Yeah.” programming is often assigned those who produce and air it, sponsors 5678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121 5678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121 5678901234567890123456789012123456789012345678901234567890121 supporting shows with graphic sexual content, foul language and violence Sam: “That’s beyond gay. 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The Seal of Approval is a resource for our members to use knowing that such awards are only made to those products and companies that reflect the family friendly standards the PTC holds high. DVD RELEASE OF MOVIE also teach us about the many different kinds of music and how to read music. Much like Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood, Magical Music Express is wholesome, educational and entertaining all at the same time. BECAUSE OF WINN-DIXIE The blockbuster movie comes to DVD and presents a heart warming tale about the relationship between a girl, a dog and a town. Friendship is the overarching theme and the story is one families with children of all ages can enjoy together. BOULDER BUDDIES ADVENTURES IN LEARNING VIDEO Because of Winn-Dixie epitomizes wholesome entertainment. TV SHOW EXTREME MAKEOVER HOME EDITION PTC Executive Director Tim Winter presents Diane Korman, coordinating producer, for Extreme Makeover: Home Edition the PTC Seal of Approval This ABC hit show has raised the bar for reality television proving that ratings can come from doing good for other people. We have heard from countless members who tell us that this is a rare show which the whole family gathers around the television to watch. Recognized again as one of America’s most responsible advertisers, the J.M. Smuckers Company consistently advertises on programs that are free from violent or negative content and are safe for the whole family to watch. This company is proof that corporate profits and corporate integrity do not conflict. MAGICAL MUSICAL EXPRESS DVD 6 CORPORATION SMUCKERS EDUCATIONAL VIDEOS A delightful DVD that teaches children (and adults, for that matter) about music, Magical Music Express will have the whole family joining in on the fun. 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WWW.PARENTSTV.ORG BECAUSE OUR CHILDREN ARE WATCHING PTC INSIDER HOLDING SPONSORS ACCOUNTABLE GEICO Response Misleading On August 25, 2005 PTC President Brent Bozell demanded Geico Insurance Company apologize to PTC members for lying to them about sponsoring the raunchy Fox series The Shield. After a PTC Take Action campaign earlier this year in which we urged our members to write to Geico about their sponsorship, and after Geico had admitted to PTC leadership that they had been airing ads on the show, Geico sent letters to PTC members telling them they’d never advertised on The Shield and that the PTC was wrong. Numerous PTC members, understandably confused, wrote us demanding answers. Well, here’s our answer: We weren’t wrong, Geico was misleading PTC’s members and Geico owed the PTC an apology. Brent Bozell’s August 25th letter to Geico’s Asst. Vice President and Director of Corporate Communications, Janice Minshall, explaining this situation and demanding an apology to our members, solicited a response on September 9, 2005 from Jonathon Shafner, Geico’s senior legal counsel. Their letter has been reproduced below for you to see. It is disingenuous at best. For that reason we have written to them again. Brent Bozell’s follow-up letter is also reproduced below for you to see. We believe our members deserve the truth. [September 9, 2005] To view these letters go to www.parentstv.org PTC INSIDER WWW.PARENTSTV.ORG BECAUSE OUR CHILDREN ARE WATCHING 7 CHAPTER SPOTLIGHT R Violent Video Game Law Passed in Michigan, Pending in California of this magnitude (from exposure to contaminated water) has never before been seen in the United States and many are expected to become sick with infectious diseases” says Dr. Dauphin. PTC members in Michigan have rallied against video game violence and convinced state lawmakers to pass legislation that will keep violent video games out of the hands of Denver Chapter Establishes Advisory Board children. A huge grassroots effort resulted in Denver Chapter Director Robert both houses of the Michigan legislature passing McIntosh has assembled an impressive local the bill, which the Governor signed into law last month. Advisory Board This represents that will assist in the second violent increasing local video game law PTC awareness and members have acimplementation of tively helped pass. PTC programs, Illinois signed the strategic planning first such law this and fundraising summer. At press efforts. Colorado time, similar legisSurrounded by law enforcement officers, from LR in the lation is pending in Lt. Governor Jane center, State Senator Hanson Clarke, Rich Coleman California and the E. Norton; former (PTC’s S.E. 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PTC Chapter Director Aids Hurricane Katrina McIntosh said, “If we have any hope for a civilized society, we must protect our children Victims and grandchildren from the proliferation of Atlanta Chapter Director Dr. Leslie sex, violence and profanity on television, in films, Dauphin volunteered to be a part of the Center video games and other forms of entertainment. for Disease Control’s Emergency Response This Advisory Board will work to help us ensure Team to New Orleans and surrounding areas. that Denver residents are aware of the negative “We deployed to emergency response sites impacts of graphic and gratuitous entertainment, along the coast, once safety measures had been and they will work to reduce the negative stabilized, to deal with the devastating effects of Hurricane Katrina. A public health impact influence it has on our children.” L. 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