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HINSDALE UNITED METHODIST CHURCH PRESENTS: HELPING HANDS, HELPING LIVES DINNER & AUCTION SATURDAY, OCTOBER 5, 2013 6:00 – 9:30 PM TO BENEFIT BRIDGE COMMUNITIES AND REBUILDING TOGETHER The Night’s Events Guest Registration 5:30 PM – 6:30 PM Silent Auction 6:00 PM – 7:45 PM Welcome 6:25 PM Prayer 6:30 PM Special Guests 6:35 PM Dinner 6:40 PM – 7:30 PM Live Auction 8:00 PM –9:00 PM Check-Out 9:10 PM – 9:30 PM THE SILENT AUCTION AUCTION ITEM(S) OPENING BID PERSONAL CARE AND WEAR A1 ZABLER DESIGN JEWELERS GIFT CERTIFICATE $35.00 Want to be on the cutting edge? Diamond is so passé. The “hot” new form of carbon is graphene. You might say that graphene is the new (carbon) black. But will your significant other appreciate a gift of graphene jewelry? Don't risk it. Instead, use this $100.00 gift certificate, good toward the purchase of a single jewelry item costing $200.00 or more. Let her choose her adornments herself. You’ll be safer. Redeem by October 5th, 2014. Value: $100.00 Donated by: Zabler Design Jewelers A2 SALON AND SPA SERVICE $100.00 Hurry in to James Joseph Experience and get yourself buffed and polished with the help of these three gift cards. Start with a Hydra Facial (with Janet); follow it with a hair cut (with Helen), and complete the beautification trifecta with a manicure and pedicure (with Jen). You will be dazzling. Unless – you make the mistake of confusing Helen and Janet, you end up with a Hydra hair cut, and everyone assumes that you are Medusa and they flee in terror. The gift cards expire on December 5th, 2013. Value: $300.00 Donated by: James Joseph Experience A3 KNIT SCARF $10.00 Scarf knitted by Penny Ill, intended for woman, but there is no reason why a man would not look fetching wearing it. “Different strokes for different folks”, quoth Sly Stone. Penny is a caring person, one of our beloved Stephen Ministers, so this scarf conveys a message of tender, loving care. Value: Priceless Donated by: Penny Ill A4 CHOKER NECKLACE $70.00 Express your inner dominatrix in robustly elegant style with this choker necklace, made of turquoise-dyed Italian leather, and decorated with fresh water pearls and silver finish buckles. We surrender, Mistress. Value: $285.00 Donated by: Nicho Niche A5 WOMAN'S GIFT BASKET WITH MASSAGES $95.00 This cornucopia consists of a Massage Luxe gift card for three 1-hour massages, Godiva Truffles, 2 containers of TAZO teas, packet of Starbucks Ready Brew pumpkin spice coffee, a Yankee Candle, 2 bottles of water, and more. You will be relaxed, delighted, calmed, agitated, illuminated, hydrated; everything a woman desires. Value: $300.00 Donated by: Beth Clawson A6 VICTORIA'S SECRET EXPOSED $50.00 In olden days a glimpse of stocking was thought of as something shocking, now, heaven knows, everything goes – on the outside. Get the most alluring outerwear underwear at Victoria's Secret, Oakbrook Center. Use this gift card, good for 30% off any purchase up to $500. Value: $150.00 Donated by: Victoria's Secret, Oakbrook Center A7 CLASSIC AMERICAN STYLE REIMAGINED $35.00 Fancy yourself dressed in bold colors and signature patterns/prints? Strike a pose. Explore a world of classic American style reimagined with contemporary flair at J. McLaughlin. Use this $100 gift card to make a down payment toward enhancing your wardrobe with clothing of fine quality and superior craftsmanship. Value: $100.00 Donated by: J. McLaughlin A8 HOMEMADE BABY QUILT $125.00 Orange, brown and white pinwheel block quilt, 39'' x 39''. 100% cotton, with cotton batting. It was machine pieced by our own Joan Chao of HUMC, and hand quilted by Mary Miller, an Amish quilter from Middlebury, Indiana. Joan's quilts have been displayed in numerous quilt shows. Her quilt “Starburst” appears in the American Quilter's Society Quilt Art Engagement Calendar 2014. Value: $450.00 Donated by: Joan Chao A9 WOMAN'S GIFT BASKET WITH PEDICURE $25.00 This basket contains a gift certificate for a pedicure, a Blessing bracelet, and a candle. Nothing holds a candle to the deep satisfaction you get from having your tootsies treated like royalty. Those little piggies cry “Wee, wee, wee, wee” all the way home. It is surely one of the blessings in your life that you will acknowledge when you wear the bracelet. Value: $75.00 Donated by: Sandy Usher A10 JEWELRY AND SHOPPING $30.00 You will receive a bracelet and a pair of earrings from Alixandra Collections, as well as a gift card for $50.00 for additional shopping for fashionable merchandise at Von Maur. Do you see yourself on the cover of Vogue? Good Housekeeping? Popular Mechanics? Value: $90.00 Donated by: Alixandra Collections and Marge Kaczmarek A11 TURQUOISE SCARF AND BRACELET $20.00 This delicate turquoise scarf (inlaid with silver threads) and metal link bracelet are so becoming on you. You now have the accessories to give you that breezy, vibrant look as you leave for your casual evening outing. Of course, you must remember to put on your clothes and shoes first. Value: $65.00 Donated by: Coldwater Creek A12 HAIRCUTS AND MINI-FACIAL $35.00 Mom gets to use a ($90) gift certificate for a haircut and mini-facial at Zazu Salon and Day Spa. After Mom gets her appearance upgrade, she would not want her little urchin walking around holding her hand if his hair appeared to be unkempt. Thus, we add a gift certificate from KidSnips for a child's haircut so that Mom can tidy up her little darling. Mini-facial for a mini-face? The gift certificate for Zazu Salon expires on January 5th, 2014; the certificate for KidSnips expires on August 5th, 2014. Value: $110.00 Donated by: Zazu Salon and Day Spa and KidSnips A13 HANDMADE BABY/CHILD'S QUILT $15.00 This colorful child's quilt is the handiwork of our own Pat Jahn. Any child, from baby to preschooler, will be engaged by the letters of the alphabet and the images of pets that are incorporated into the design. Don't have a child yet? Get busy. Value: $40.00 Donated by: Pat Jahn A14 HANDMADE CHRISTMAS STOCKING $12.00 Karen Marcotte has street cred in her family because her handmade Christmas stockings are so much admired and cherished. She is offering a satin-lined Christmas stocking, made of felt, that she will subsequently monogram according to the wishes of the winning bidder. Which wise guy wants to ask her to put Mephistopheles on a stocking? Value: $32.00 Donated by: Karen Marcotte A15 HANDMADE BABY BLANKET $12.00 From the caring hands of Theresa Gory comes this handmade baby blanket to wrap your tender infant in swaddling cloths and lay him in a manger. Well, no modern parent would consent to trying that approach; -- too much straw, too many sheep. So, put the infant in a crib. Theresa's blanket does the job there just as well. Value: $25.00 Donated by: Theresa Gory A16 HANDMADE BABY BLANKET $12.00 Second verse, same as the first: From the caring hands of Theresa Gory comes this handmade baby blanket to wrap your tender infant in swaddling cloths and lay him in a manger. Well, no modern parent would consent to trying that approach; -- too much straw, too many sheep. So, put the infant in a crib. Theresa's blanket does the job there just as well. Value: $25.00 Donated by: Theresa Gory A17 HANDMADE QUILT BY HUMC SUNDAY SCHOOL CHILDREN $10.00 This is just too precious. Our HUMC Sunday School children cooperated in making this lovely quilt as their group contribution to our Mission Fundraiser. Let's bid this up. Value: Priceless Donated by: HUMC Sunday School Children SERVICES B1 COOKIES FOR A YEAR FROM MYSTERY BAKER $35.00 Mystery baker, well-known and with deep roots in our HUMC community (but now being coy), will present the winning bidder with 2-3 dozen cookies per month for a year. So you should not think that you are buying a pig in a poke if you take a leap of faith and make a bid on this offering. With proper timing of the deliveries, to be negotiated with Anonymous, you could be completely off the hook on baking cookies for the holidays. The mystery baker will reveal himself/herself to the winning bidder at the close of the Auction after the winning bid has been accepted. Be completely surprised lest he/she be disappointed. Value: Priceless Donated by: Anonymous B2 PHOTOGRAPHY BY DAROLD $30.00 Record a moment in time. Darold Drew will photograph one of your significant family events and provide the photos on a CD. Birthday parties, anniversary celebrations, graduations, and similar events are candidates, but weddings are excluded. This is your chance to dignify the memorable occasion with some professional quality photographs. Make sure to wipe the cake from your face. Value: To $200.00 Donated by: Darold Drew B3 AIRPORT TRANSPORTATION $25.00 Your winning bid earns you two trips to either O'Hare or Midway Airport courtesy of Steve Swanson's livery service. You may demand that he open the car door for you, but he draws the line at wearing a chauffeur's cap. Value: $70.00 Donated by: Steve Swanson B4 CHICAGO RIVER CRUISE AND ART INSTITUTE LUNCH $45.00 Dick and Jan Kingman will host two guests to lunch at the Garden Restaurant in the courtyard of the Art Institute, and follow this with a 90-minute Chicago Architectural Foundation river cruise. This is a glorious excursion to admire the buildings of Chicago, a city renowned for its architecture and the home of the skyscraper. An optional bonus is a walking tour of the Chicago Loop prior to lunch, with a historical review of the evolution of the city and its architecture. This is an excellent outing for newcomers and visitors to the area, or for suburbanites who have neglected these gems. You could not have more enthusiastic hosts. Value: $130.00 Donated by: Dick and Jan Kingman B5 MR. FIX IT $20.00 The winning bid entitles you to two hours of professional household repairs by our resident handyman, Steve Landes. Minor household repairs and services of all types are offered, including: -Minor electrical and plumbing; - Assembly required for furniture and toys; Home inspection punch lists; - Honey-do lists; All of those little jobs that never get done. An especially-prized service for those allergic to hammers and nails and that kind of icky hardware stuff. Value: $60.00 Donated by: Steve Landes B6 DINNER FOR TWO AT THE GORYS $35.00 Theresa and Jim Gory will entertain you with dinner at their home on a Saturday evening. The menu will be planned in accord with the expressed preferences of the winning bidder. A delightful evening is assured. Unfortunately, Jim has disposed of his boat; so you will not be dining on his fresh catch of the day. Value: Priceless Donated by: Theresa and Jim Gory B7 DINNER FOR TWO AT THE GORYS $35.00 Here is a second chance at the opportunity to spend an enjoyable Saturday evening with the Gorys. Theresa and Jim will entertain you with dinner at their home. The menu will be planned in accord with the expressed preferences of the winning bidder. Jim is a splendid raconteur, so Theresa's cooking is not the only attraction for this evening. Your delight is assured. Value: Priceless Donated by: Theresa and Jim Gory B8 DANCE CLASSES $35.00 Gift certificate entitles you to receive any one-hour dance class weekly for eight weeks at The Academy of Dance Arts in Downers Grove, the official school of Illinois Ballet Theatre. Classes are held for children, teens, and adults, in ballet, jazz, tap, modern, and hip-hop. There will be no lessons in twerking. A separate registration fee of $35.00 is required. Value: $110.00 Donated by: The Academy of Dance Arts B9 DANCE CLASSES $35.00 Gift certificate entitles you to receive any one-hour dance class weekly for eight weeks at The Academy of Dance Arts in Downers Grove, the official school of Illinois Ballet Theatre. Classes are held for children, teens, and adults, in ballet, jazz, tap, modern, and hip-hop. Time to bust a move. A separate registration fee of $35.00 is required. Value: $110.00 Donated by: The Academy of Dance Arts B10 NEAR-LOOP MOTOR TOUR AND DINNER FOR TWO $35.00 Paul and Vicki Greene will conjure up a magical journey through the Near West and South Sides of Chicago, to show you fascinating areas seldom visited by tourists in the city. You will be regaled with lots of interesting history, but very little walking will be demanded. The expedition will be concluded with a dinner in the Little Italy neighborhood, famous for its abundance of good restaurants. The party will sally forth at a date and time to be negotiated with the Greenes. Be not ye timorous; Paul will be avoiding the seamy underbelly of the city. Value: $100.00 Donated by: Paul and Vicki Greene B11 AUTOMOBILE R AND R $50.00 Does your car feel a little neglected lately? Pamper it. This $150 gift card can be used at Fuller’s Service Center, Hinsdale, for car washes, detailing, oil changes, or repairs – any automobile services rendered. The faithful machine will purr and gleam. You will be honored to be its driver. Come on, pimp your ride. Value: $150.00 Donated by: Fuller’s Service Center, Hinsdale B12 TODDLER SUMMER CAMP FOR ONE CHILD – SPRING FLING $150.00 Wondering what to do with your preschooler while the big kids are still in school in June? Here is your answer! The “Spring Fling” program of the HUMC Preschool is like a summer camp for toddlers. It will be held during the week of May 26th and the week of June 2nd, 2014. The hours of operation are 8:45 a.m. to 12:45 p.m. daily, and the program is available to all children aged 1 to 5 years old. There will be a theme for each day, and activities that include age-appropriate art, music, science, literacy, large- and small-muscle development skills, dramatic play, and exploration. Lots of good giggles are guaranteed as well. The winning bid qualifies you to enroll one child in the program. Irrespective of their entreaties, the program will not be made open to senior citizens. Value: $450.00 Donated by: HUMC Preschool B13 INTERIOR DESIGN HOME CONSULTATION $75.00 Considering updating your interior décor, or reconfiguring a room, or making an addition to your home, you could benefit from a consultation on interior design. Our own Wendy Adams, Design Consultant for Everyday Elegance, will provide three hours of interior design home consultation in any of the following areas: space planning, organizational assistance, paint color selection, accessorizing, room design/updating, furniture rearrangement, holiday decorating, or “staging” for prospective buyers. Invite her in, you'll benefit from her inspiration. Value: $300.00 Donated by: E. WendyAdams, Everyday Elegance B14 HANDY-PERSON SERVICES $100.00 Paul and Diane Eident will provide 10 hours of handy-person services for the person who places a winning bid for this certificate. Tasks may include interior and exterior painting, lifting/moving items, minor repairs, cleaning (garages and basements), pruning and garden cleanup, etc. They have perfected their skills through many years of work on their own homes, on the homes of friends and family members, and on numerous homes in many parts of the country while serving with Mission Work Teams. They bring their own tools and equipment, and they leaven their act with some good natured kidding. Brighten your home, your surroundings, and your spirits. Value: $300.00 Donated by: Paul and Diane Eident B15 HANDY-PERSON SERVICES $100.00 Paul and Diane Eident will provide 10 hours of handy-person services for the person who places a winning bid for this certificate. Tasks may include interior and exterior painting, lifting/moving items, minor repairs, cleaning (garages and basements), pruning and garden cleanup, etc. They have perfected their skills through many years of work on their own homes, on the homes of friends and family members, and on numerous homes in many parts of the country while serving with Mission Work Teams. They bring their own tools and equipment, and they leaven their act with some good natured kidding. Brighten your home, your surroundings, and your spirits. Value: $300.00 Donated by: Paul and Diane Eident B16 HANDY-PERSON SERVICES $100.00 Paul and Diane Eident will provide 10 hours of handy-person services for the person who places a winning bid for this certificate. Tasks may include interior and exterior painting, lifting/moving items, minor repairs, cleaning (garages and basements), pruning and garden cleanup, etc. They have perfected their skills through many years of work on their own homes, on the homes of friends and family members, and on numerous homes in many parts of the country while serving with Mission Work Teams. They bring their own tools and equipment, and they leaven their act with some good natured kidding. Brighten your home, your surroundings, and your spirits. Value: $300.00 Donated by: Paul and Diane Eident B17 PET CARE FROM VELVET TOUCH $20.00 For the discriminating pet owner, Velvet Touch Pet Salon offers the ultimate in pet grooming and high quality spa services. It also offers a great selection of specialty pet products. This allows you to treat your beloved companion with the fawning attention that it so richly deserves. Should you be forced to separate yourself from the darling creature for any length of time, Velvet Touch also offers Pet Boarding and Doggie Daycare services. The gift certificate entitles the winning bidder to $50 worth of products or services, and is valid to July 30th, 2014. Why not give your pit bull a “fresh, fruity fragrance” with the “Plum-Perfect Cream Rinse”? Value: $50.00 Donated by: Velvet Touch Pet Salon B18 DANCE LESSONS $65.00 The winning bidder will receive a gift certificate that entitles him/her to one private dance lesson, one group lesson, and one party. First and foremost, dancing is fun; furthermore it is beneficial for your health. Whether you have already developed some skill in the art, or you are still learning to negotiate walking with two left feet, the expert instructors at the Fred Astaire Dance Studio, Burr Ridge, can put new spring in your step, new lilt in your gait.......Stop me while there is still time. The certificate is valid to October 5th, 2014. But to learn to do the dances backwards and in high heels, check out the Ginger Rogers Dance Studio. Value: $200.00 Donated by: Fred Astaire Dance Studio, Burr Ridge B19 DANCE LESSONS $65.00 The winning bidder will receive a gift certificate that entitles him/her to one private dance lesson, one group lesson, and one party. First and foremost, dancing is fun; furthermore it is beneficial for your health. Whether you have already developed some skill in the art, or you are still learning to negotiate walking with two left feet, the expert instructors at the Fred Astaire Dance Studio, Burr Ridge, can put new spring in your step, new lilt in your gait.......Stop me while there is still time. The certificate is valid to October 5th, 2014. But to learn to do the dances backwards and in high heels, check out the Ginger Rogers Dance Studio. Value: $200.00 Donated by: Fred Astaire Dance Studio, Burr Ridge B20 DANCE LESSONS $65.00 The winning bidder will receive a gift certificate that entitles him/her to one private dance lesson, one group lesson, and one party. First and foremost, dancing is fun; furthermore it is beneficial for your health. Whether you have already developed some skill in the art, or you are still learning to negotiate walking with two left feet, the expert instructors at the Fred Astaire Dance Studio, Burr Ridge, can put new spring in your step, new lilt in your gait.......Stop me while there is still time. The certificate is valid to October 5th, 2014. But to learn to do the dances backwards and in high heels, check out the Ginger Rogers Dance Studio. Value: $200.00 Donated by: Fred Astaire Dance Studio, Burr Ridge B21 DANCE LESSONS $65.00 The winning bidder will receive a gift certificate that entitles him/her to one private dance lesson, one group lesson, and one party. First and foremost, dancing is fun; furthermore it is beneficial for your health. Whether you have already developed some skill in the art, or you are still learning to negotiate walking with two left feet, the expert instructors at the Fred Astaire Dance Studio, Burr Ridge, can put new spring in your step, new lilt in your gait.......Stop me while there is still time. The certificate is valid to October 5th, 2014. But to learn to do the dances backwards and in high heels, check out the Ginger Rogers Dance Studio. Value: $200.00 Donated by: Fred Astaire Dance Studio, Burr Ridge SPORTS AND FITNESS C1 GOLF AT WILLOW CREST GOLF CLUB $110.00 This course at the Oak Brook Hills Marriott Resort is rated as one of the top public golf courses in Illinois. The certificate entitles a foursome to one round of golf on any day of the week. A golf cart is included. The certificate expires on November 1st, 2014. The towels are a bonus. Get out your oxymoronic graphite woods, and remember, no depleted uranium irons allowed. Fore! Value: $320.00 Donated by: Mac and Nancy MacDonald C2 FAMILY SPORTS CLUB MEMBERSHIP $125.00 One gift certificate entitles you to a one-month Gold Family membership at the Five Seasons Family Sports Club in Burr Ridge. You also get additional gift certificates for two half-hour personal training sessions, a halfhour massage, and a one-hour tennis lesson. Five Seasons Sports Club is dedicated to improving sports performance and overall health, while providing leisure activities and entertainment for the whole family. You can improve your sports performance and health with an exercise regimen at Five Seasons; leave the performance enhancing drugs to the real pros. The certificates must be redeemed by November 30th, 2013. Value: $467.00 Donated by: Five Seasons Family Sports Club, Burr Ridge C3 FAMILY SPORTS CLUB MEMBERSHIP $125.00 One gift certificate entitles you to a one-month Gold Family membership at the Five Seasons Family Sports Club in Burr Ridge. You also get additional gift certificates for two half-hour personal training sessions, a halfhour massage, and a one-hour tennis lesson. Five Seasons Sports Club is dedicated to improving sports performance and overall health, while providing leisure activities and entertainment for the whole family. The certificates must be redeemed by November 30th, 2013. Value: $467.00 Donated by: Five Seasons Family Sports Club, Burr Ridge C4 IN-HOME T3 PERSONAL TRAINING $100.00 Need more prodding and guidance to sustain the workout ethic? A personal trainer can help. The winning bidder will win a certificate for three training sessions in your home with Tommy Else, an ISSA Certified inhome personal trainer, who owns and manages T3 Personal Fitness. He combines weighted, isometric, and aerobic activity, providing all equipment, as necessary. The package offer includes a personal assessment, and the times of the training sessions will be negotiated with Mr. Else. So get off the couch, and reawaken those long-dormant muscles in your corpulent corpus Value: $300.00 Donated by: Sharrann Simmons C5 FITNESS CLUB MEMBERSHIP $45.00 This certificate gives you a two-month Fitness Membership at the Oak Brook Racquet and Fitness Club. The Club features a state-of-the-art fitness center with certified instructors. The Fitness Membership includes access to weight and cardio exercise equipment, land and water aerobics classes, and pool privileges. Pilates, Zumba, Kick Boxing, and Yoga are among the classes offered. Beware; it's a slippery slope from the modest beginnings of a Kick Boxing class to the mixed martial arts Ultimate Fighting Championship. The certificate is valid to October 30th, 2014. Value: $138.00 Donated by: Oak Brook Racquet and Fitness Club C6 SPORTS EQUIPMENT RENTAL $40.00 This gift certificate from King-Keyser is good for rental of any equipment for a period of two days. The store specializes in equipment for skiing and snowboarding, but tennis equipment is also available. It is not advised that you go ski-jumping, lest you do your Eddie the Eagle impression (the Eagle has landed – face first); nor is it recommended that you try the Double McTwist 1260 in the snowboarding half-pipe – that can be fatal. Your well-being is our concern. Come home in one piece. The certificate expires on July 1st, 2014. Value: Up to $160.00 Donated by: King-Keyser Sporting Goods C7 SPORTS EQUIPMENT RENTAL $40.00 This gift certificate from King-Keyser is good for rental of any equipment for a period of two days. The store specializes in equipment for skiing and snowboarding, but tennis equipment is also available. It is not advised that you go ski-jumping, lest you do your Eddie the Eagle impression (the Eagle has landed – face first); nor is it recommended that you try the Double McTwist 1260 in the snowboarding half-pipe – that can be fatal. Your well-being is our concern. Come home in one piece. The certificate expires on July 1st, 2014. Value: Up to $160.00 Donated by: King-Keyser Sporting Goods C8 NORTHWESTERN MEN'S BASKETBALL TICKETS $10.00 A shout out to Northwestern University Wildcat fans. You will score two tickets to the Wildcats men's basketball game versus Illinois State University on Sunday, November 17th, with this winning bid. These are terrific 4th row seats behind the visitors' bench. The time of the game has not yet been decided. Chris Collins is the new coach, and the Redbirds are his Dad's college team. Winning is a must for bragging rights in the family. Value: $30.00 Donated by: Marion and Pam Roglich C9 NORTHWESTERN MEN'S BASKETBALL TICKETS $10.00 A shout out to Northwestern University Wildcat fans. You will score two tickets to the Wildcats men's basketball game versus the University of Wisconsin on Thursday, January 2nd, at 6:00 p.m. with this winning bid. (The time of the game may be changed if the television gods so decide.) These are terrific 4th row seats behind the visitors' bench. If you are a fan of the Badgers, then be discreet in your cheering for the invading red menace. Value: $30.00 Donated by: Marion and Pam Roglich C10 NORTHWESTERN MEN'S BASKETBALL TICKETS $18.00 A shout out to Northwestern University Wildcat fans. You will score two tickets to the Wildcats men's basketball game versus Purdue University on Tuesday, January 21st, at 8:00 p.m. with this winning bid. (The time of the game may be changed if the television gods so decide.) These are terrific 4th row seats behind the visitors' bench. You will also get a $25 gift certificate for shopping at Campus Colors to supplement your team paraphernalia. This still applies if you are a fan of the Boilermakers; the folks at Campus Colors don't care. The gift certificate will be valid until October 5th, 2014. Value: $55.00 Donated by: Marion and Pam Roglich and Campus Colors C11 NORTHWESTERN MEN'S BASKETBALL TICKETS $10.00 A shout out to Northwestern University Wildcat fans. You will score two tickets to the Wildcats men's basketball game versus Penn State University on Thursday, March 6th, at 6:00 p.m. with this winning bid. (The time of the game may be changed if the television gods so decide.) These are terrific 4th row seats behind the visitors' bench. There should be a more benign atmosphere in the stands, because the Nittany Lions are newcomers to the Big Ten and the fans have not had enough time for the rivalry to marinate. Sez who? Value: $30.00 Donated by: Marion and Pam Roglich C12 ELI MANNING-AUTOGRAPHED SUPER BOWL XLVI PROGRAM BOOK $25.00 Eli Manning was the winning quarterback as the New York Giants defeated the New England Patriots to win Super Bowl XLVI in Indianapolis in February, 2012. This signed Program Book is a collector's item for any fan of the Giants, or of Eli Manning, or one with an interest in Super Bowl and NFL memorabilia. It is loaded with photographs, and with both historical and contemporaneous information. It will be yours if you make the winning bid. Stash it with your Bears Super Bowl XX Program Book from 1986--so long ago. Value: Priceless Donated by: Angela Adolf INDOOR AND OUTDOOR D1 MORTON ARBORETUM MEMBERSHIP $25.00 You care about trees, the environment, and conservation. This certificate gets you a one-year membership for two persons at the Morton Arboretum in Lisle, a venerable Chicago area institution dedicated to the collection, study, and display of trees, shrubs, and other plants from around the world. Walking or biking, you will enjoy the naturally beautiful landscape with its magnificent trees, hiking trails, restored prairie, and special gardens. The Arboretum also sponsors a busy schedule of programs, activities, and events. Support the environment; it will collapse without you. The certificate must be activated by October 5th, 2014. Value: $80.00 Donated by: Myron and Alta Sailer D2 SIX ADMISSION PASSES TO MORTON ARBORETUM $25.00 You care about trees, the environment, and conservation but you are not ready to commit to a full membership at the Morton Arboretum in Lisle. The six single-day admission passes will help you get out there and appreciate the wonder of this venerable Chicago area institution dedicated to the collection, study, and display of trees, shrubs, and other plants from around the world. Walking or biking, you will enjoy the naturally beautiful landscape with its magnificent trees, hiking trails, restored prairie, and special gardens. The Arboretum also sponsors a busy schedule of programs, activities, and events. You'll be a tree-hugger yet. The use-by date for the passes is May 31st, 2014. Value: $72.00 Donated by: Myron and Alta Sailer D3 STATIONERY GIFT BAG $15.00 This gift bag of colorful items includes a 3-ring binder notebook, a clipboard with attached note pad, a box of Stickey Notes, and a dry eraseboard. These are mother's little helpers for anyone. Value: $50.00 Donated by: Ashley’s Custom Stationery D4 LIVE TREES, DEAD TREES; DISCORDANT ASPECTS PONDERED $40.00 You are provided with two valuable aspects of trees. Live trees as preservers of the environment, most aptly displayed at Morton Arboretum in Lisle, a naturally beautiful landscape with its magnificent trees, hiking trails, restored prairie, and special gardens. Deceased and processed trees in the form of community newspapers, conduits of news via the Hinsdale Doings and other PPN publications (formerly Pioneer Press News). You will receive two guest passes to the Morton Arboretum, and a 1-year subscription to the Hinsdale Doings (or any PPN community publication). You can ponder these discordant aspects of trees during a walking tour of Chicago, and attempt to render them concordant. This will be facilitated with 4 guest passes for the Chicago Architectural Foundation Walking Tour. View magnificent buildings and learn some of the history behind the great architectural tradition of Chicago. The Arboretum guest passes expire on October 31st, 2013 – Spooky Woods Day. Value: $125.00 Donated by: Tom and Sharon Wilmore, Sun-Times Media, Anonymous D5 GREEN THUMB CENTRAL AND HOME WORK BASE $15.00 Let Mrs. Greenthumb beautify the garden with flowering plants from Vern Goers' Greenhouse. A $25 gift certificate from Vern Goers' Greenhouse will be enough for her to get going. Mr. Brownthumb, please stay away from the plants. Work off your energy with some home maintenance and improvement activities. You will get a $25 gift certificate from Fuller's Home and Hardware to prompt you to begin. Gender role reversals are allowed in this division of labor. Mr. Greenthumb should work with Goers' Greenhouse, and Mrs. Brownthumb is banned from the garden. Value: $50.00 Donated by: Vern Goers' Greenhouse and Fuller's Home and Hardware D6 AWARD WINNING FRAMED PHOTOGRAPH BY DAROLD $100.00 “In The Garden” is an award-winning framed photograph of an Italian arbor on the grounds of Hever Castle in Hever, England, that captures the sublime beauty of the setting. The castle was built by King Henry VIII for Anne Boleyn, and you know what became of that relationship. Nevertheless, Hever Castle is a renowned destination site for wedding ceremonies; – portends ill for the marriage, I'd say. Word to the wise, don't lose your head when the charmer tries to seduce you with a castle and other extravagant gifts. Value: $300.00 Donated by: Darold Drew D6a NOTE CARDS BY DAROLD $10.00 Reach out to old friends with notes that you will write using a box of ten blank note cards featuring assorted photographs by Darold Drew. They will be pleasantly surprised to hear from you, especially when they realize that you are not asking for money. Value: $30.00 Donated by: Darold Drew D6b NOTE CARDS BY DAROLD $10.00 Don't express your tender sentiments via Twitter. For sending those caring greetings, you get a box of ten blank note cards featuring assorted photographs by Darold Drew. Old school, and classy. Value: $30.00 Donated by: Darold Drew D7 CHRISTMAS FLORAL CENTERPIECE $115.00 Looking to transform your home into a Holiday Wonderland for the Christmas season? Start your decorating with a unique, custom silk floral centerpiece by Jane, from the Custom Floral Studio of Linly Designs in Clarendon Hills. Linly Designs offers elite interior design services, and is considered a premier interior design firm in the Chicago area. So make your castle suitable for being featured in Home and Garden magazine; let your décor speak for you. Loudly. Value: $350.00 Donated by: Bill and Sherry Somers D8 ARTIFICIAL PUMPKIN FALL DECORATION AND FLOWER SHOP GIFT CERTIFICATE $30.00 This gaily decorated, artificial pumpkin fall decoration used to be Cinderella's coach. Not really. But it will beautifully enhance your home décor for Halloween and Thanksgiving celebrations. You can also use the $35 gift certificate for the English Garden Flower Shop in adding a beautiful floral arrangement to enhance your decorations. The gift certificate expires on July 30th, 2014. Value: $95.00 Donated by: Phillip's Flowers and Gifts and English Garden Flower Shop D9 ARTIFICIAL WHITE ORCHID PLANT $35.00 You will get a beautiful, artificial white orchid plant that is so realistic that it will demand close inspection to reveal that it is an ersatz masterpiece created by Jane's Blue Iris. Give a lift to your home décor without the complications of dirt and watering, and the guilt that results when you have managed to slay an innocent beauty of nature. Value: 100.00 Donated by: Jane's Blue Iris Ltd D10 PORCELAIN FIGURINE $15.00 This porcelain figurine, “Woman with Little Girl”, is a 2012 design by Karen Hahn for Foundations by Enesco. Add it to your stable of collectible figurines on the étagère. Can you hear them whispering to each other? Don't you fear that a plot is being hatched? Value: $50.00 Donated by: Hazel Zimner DINING AND ENTERTAINMENT E1 FINE DINING AND A COMEDY SHOW $50.00 Enjoy a night of hilarity and gustatory delight in the city. First, you get a $100 gift card for dining at Epic Restaurant, a 2013 Michelin Guide Recommended restaurant and Open Table 2012 Diner's Choice Winner that features regional American cuisine. In addition, you get a certificate that will admit two persons to a performance at the Second City Mainstage or e.t.c. Theaters for a show on Tuesday - Thursday, or Sunday. Second City is the legendary comedy theatre and training ground for improvisational sketch comedy actors, now celebrating 50 years of operation. First you bust a gut eating, then you bust a gut laughing. The Epic certificate expires on July 31st, 2014. The Second City certificate is valid to September, 2014. Value: $146.00 Donated by: Epic Restaurant and Second City Mainstage/e.t.c. E2 COMEDY SHOW AND HOTEL OVERNIGHT IN CHICAGO $85.00 You can make a night of it in the city, taking in a comedy show and capping it in luxurious overnight accommodations. We make it happen with a certificate that will admit two persons to the UP Comedy Club on a Monday – Thursday, or Sunday, for either a Second City theatrical performance or a select stand-up show. When you can stop laughing, make your way to the Hotel Indigo Chicago Gold Coast. There, this certificate will entitle you to a one-night stay with breakfast for two. I regret that you will have to buy your own dinner. The UP Club certificate is valid to September. 2014; the certificate for Indigo Hotel expires on October 31st, 2014. Value: $250.00 Donated by: Second City Mainstage/e.t.c. and Hotel Indigo E3 ITALIAN DINING AND THE THEATRE $40.00 Enjoy a night out of dining and the theatre in nearby suburbs. We give the winning bidder two ($25) gift cards for dining at Maggiano's Little Italy Restaurant in Oakbrook Center. A short trip away is the renowned First Folio Theatre, located at Mayslake in Oak Brook. The bidder gets a ($75) gift card for a performance at the Theatre, good for two admissions to any one of the three shows in the 2014 season. If you attend a show indoors, you will have an opportunity to tour the Peabody Mansion; but you may choose instead to enjoy theatre under the stars during a summer run. Either way, it will be a splendid experience. Value: $125.00 Donated by: The West Family and Maggiano's Little Italy Restaurant E4 RESORT VACATION WEEK IN PANAMA - www.losestablos.net $900.00 We are offering 5 nights of luxurious accommodation (double occupancy) for up to 3 rooms (valued at $2,700) at Los Establos Boutique Inn, an award-winning, 4-star inn in Boquete, Panama. The inn is located on a 16-acre coffee farm 4,000 feet above sea level. Los Establos Boutique Inn received a 2013 TripAdvisor's Travelers' Choice Award. You will pay mandatory, all-inclusive, supplementary charges of $115 per person per night to cover the cost of all meals, beverages (including wine and the gourmet Los Establos coffee), use of facilities, activities, and service charges. The included activities in the package are: a rainforest safari, zip lining, hiking to the top of Baru volcano, a coffee tour, and a spa treatment. The guest is entitled to participate in one of these activities each day. In addition, within a short driving distance there can be found hiking, coffee farm tours (several of them!), horseback riding, tree trek zip line adventure in the canopy of the cloud forest, white water rafting, waterfalls, safari style tours, ATV tours, gardens, canopy rain forest parks and plenty of scenery to take in around town. You have the choice of making your vacation one of adventure and thrills, or one of seclusion and tranquility. The guest house is surrounded by magnificent, manicured gardens, and the hillside location of the site offers a spectacular panorama of the Volcan Baru and the surrounding national park. Indeed, Boquete has ben called the Little Switzerland of Central America. It is a very special place. The vacation certificate is valid to November 1st, 2014. Irrespective of the mode you decide to employ during your stay, staid or frenetic, this vacation will be unlike any other you have experienced. Value: $2,700.00 Donated by: Elite Island Resorts E5 THEATRE TICKETS AND CASUAL DINING $35.00 You get a gift voucher redeemable for 4 tickets to any performance of one Main stage or Forum production at the Theatre of Western Springs, excluding the Holiday Show. The voucher expires June 30th, 2014. You also get a $20.00 gift certificate for pizza at Aurelio's Pizza, La Grange. The gift certificate expires on December 5th, 2013. In order to eat the pizza on the same evening before attending the play, you will have to see “The Woman in Black” in its pre-Halloween run. Friendly warning: This play inspires terror; so keep down your pizza. Value: $100.00 Donated by: The Theatre of Western Springs and Aurelio's Pizza, La Grange E6 ENCHANTED CASTLE FAMILY FUN PACK $25.00 Enchanted Castle Restaurant and Entertainment Complex in Lombard is the Chicago area's premier all-indoor entertainment complex. Your Family Fun Pack entitles you to a 16'' pizza, pop, game tokens (100, worth $25), 4 miniature golf passes, and either 4 go-kart rides or 4 laser tag games. Your youngsters have entered Nirvana for the juvenile set. Just try to get them out without spending more money. The gift certificate expires on October 5th, 2014. Value: Up to $92.00 Donated by: Enchanted Castle E7 32 GB iPOD TOUCH (5th GENERATION) $100.00 What remains when you take away the Phone from an iPhone? The square root of negative 1? No, Einstein, the answer is an iPod Touch. With the same new mobile operating system (iOS7) as the iPhone, this 5th generation device offers all the functionality of an iPhone, but no one can disturb you with a phone call. It has a big, sharp Retina display screen, and a 5-megapixel camera capable of recording high definition (HD) video as well as excellent still photographs. Now you can record, store, and carry around the entire library of videos of Rev. McCoy's sermons. Let's forget about the second HD Face Time camera – you don't want anyone to see your face without makeup. But wait, there's more. Great battery life – up to 40 hours of music or 8 hours of video without recharging; more than 900,000 apps available, including 150,000 games. You have died and gone to purgatory. The new iTunes Radio feature allows you to custom build your own radio stations instantly, according to your predilections. Consider: a Dmitri Shostakovich station or an Insane Clown Posse station? – You can have both. Of course, Twitter is integrated, so you can broadcast your every mundane thought, and Siri will politely answer, in her soothing voice, even the most inane question. For the winning bid, you can have this marvelous device; – you'll have no life without it. Value: $300.00 Donated by: Bill and Cheri Laughridge E8 DINNER AT IL POGGIOLO PLUS BABYSITTING BY ELLIE $35.00 Il Poggiolo Restaurant in Hinsdale boasts that it offers fresh Italian fare with a modern interpretation of classic dishes. Check it out for yourself. We will help with a $50 gift card for dining, and facilitate a brief escape from the duties of child care. We present Ellie. Ellie is a 15-year-old tenth grader, a most mature and responsible young lady, and an experienced babysitter. She will babysit for you for one evening while you enjoy a wonderful meal at Il Poggiolo. Your kiddies will love her. Value: $110.00 Donated by: Il Poggiolo and Ellie Usher E9 OVERNIGHT AT THE DRAKE, CHICAGO $85.00 So you have been invited to a black tie event in Chicago, and it occurs to you that a perfect complement to the evening would be to spend the night in the luxurious surroundings of a superlative hotel. We have the answer. We will provide a gift certificate for one night's stay for two persons at The Drake Hotel in the Magnificent Mile/Gold Coast area of the city. A renowned hotel with the finest appointments, this placement will provide you the prestige and refinement that befits your station. Value: $250.00 Donated by: The Drake E10 DINNER AT REEL CLUB AND A “TWO FOR BREAKFAST” WEEKEND NIGHT STAY FOR TWO $85.00 Are you ready for some outstanding seafood? These two gift certificates, each for $25.00, entitle you to dine at the Reel Club in Oakbrook Center. The “Ocean comes to Oak Brook” is their claim; you might drown in this tsunami of delectable dishes. Certificates are not valid on Saturdays, and on New Year’s Eve and Valentine’s Day. Now your choice is limited to only 310 days per year. Why not remain in Oak Brook and spend the night at the Oak Brook Marriott Hotel where you have a certificate for deluxe accommodations for two overnight, on either a Friday or Sunday night. You are also entitled to breakfast for two the next morning in the 1401 West Restaurant, before you leave. Full use of the facilities is included. Luxurious. The certificate must be used before October 5th, 2014. Value: $250.00 Donated by: Oak Brook Marriott Hotel and Reel Club E11 DINNER AND AN OVERNIGHT STAY FOR TWO WITH BREAKFAST $75.00 You get two $25 gift cards toward fine dining on steak and seafood at Eddie Merlot's in Burr Ridge. You also get a gift certificate that entitles you to an overnight stay for two in a King Suite at the SpringHill Suites by Marriott Chicago Southwest in Burr Ridge. Breakfast before you leave the next morning is included. The dinner certificate is valid through December 31st, 2013; the hotel certificate is valid through June 30th, 2014. Value: $225.00 Donated by: SpringHill Suites by Marriott and Eddie Merlot's E12 DINNER AND AN OVERNIGHT STAY FOR TWO WITH BREAKFAST $75.00 You get two $25 gift cards toward fine dining on steak and seafood at Eddie Merlot's in Burr Ridge. You also get a gift certificate that entitles you to an overnight stay for two in an Executive Jacuzzi Suite. A hot buffet breakfast before you leave the next morning is included. There is a late 1:00 p.m. checkout, so if you use this offer on a Saturday night, you can loaf around on Sunday morning and miss the service. You are doing your part for Missions. The dinner certificate is valid through December 31st, 2013; the hotel certificate is valid through December 31st, 2014. Value: $225.00 Donated by: Quality Inn, Burr Ridge, and Eddie Merlot's E13 SUNDAY BRUNCH AND DINNER $35.00 First you attend the church service at HUMC. Then, you hike yourself over to Devon Seafood + Steak in Oakbrook Terrace. We give you a certificate for their fabulous Sunday Brunch for two persons. Surf and Turf is a murkier concept now that so little beef is grass-fed. We are not finished feeding you yet, please return to the table. We give you a gift certificate for $50.00 for some fine dining at Capital Grille in the Yorktown Center, Lombard. The host promises that you will be wined, dined, and dazzled. Value: $102.00 Donated by: Devon Seafood + Steak and The Capital Grille E14 DINNER AND A LUX WINE TASTING FOR FOUR $35.00 This certificate enables a party of up to four persons to enjoy a lux wine tasting at Cooper’s Hawk Winery & Restaurant in Burr Ridge. A tasting of the most prestigious Cooper’s Hawk wines will be offered. A gourmet chocolate truffle is included. Do not spit out the chocolate truffle. From the Tasting Room to the Restaurant. We give you a $50 gift card toward dinner in the Cooper’s Hawk Restaurant. No reservation is required for the tasting. Step up, oenophiles. Value: $98.00 Donated by: Cooper’s Hawk Winery & Restaurant and Polly and Hal Lathrop E15 DINING “LOCAL” $50.00 This $150.00 gift card allows for some fine dining at Bakersfield Restaurant in Westmont. Bakersfield's menu emphasizes dishes made from scratch, and the chefs exploit the relationship with the neighboring Standard Market for ready access to fresh, seasonal ingredients. Eat a lot, and do the “Troublemaker” proud. How near does the source have to be if one endorses the “local food movement”? Value: $150.00 Donated by: Joyce Hahn. E16 WINE-CENTERED DINING $35.00 If you wish to enjoy the wine and fine dining at Cooper’s Hawk Winery & Restaurant but wish to exclude the formal Wine Tasting event, then bid for this $100 gift card. The Restaurant features modern, casual dining, and each dish is created with a handcrafted Cooper’s Hawk wine in mind. Now you can concentrate on swallowing the wine. Value: $100.00 Donated by: Barney and Penny Ill E17 DINING AT VIE – CONTEMPORARY AMERICAN $35.00 This gift certificate entitles you to two complimentary entrées at Vie, an award-winning, fine dining restaurant in Western Springs. The contemporary American menu emphasizes fresh seasonal ingredients. The certificate is valid Monday through Friday, and expires on August 31st, 2014. L'chaim! To life! Vie! Value: $98.00 Donated by: Vie E18 DINING – EVERYWHERE $25.00 Make a dining dash through the western suburbs consuming food ravenously as you go. Return of the Mongol horde. This is not the way to enjoy fine restaurants. Instead, we help you accomplish a savory run with the help of $25 gift certificates to whet your appetite at each of the following restaurants: Neat Kitchen+Bar in Westmont, Seasons 52 Fresh Grill in Oakbrook Center, and Courtright's Restaurant in Willow Springs. Neat Kitchen+Bar has a local sourcing emphasis, using the freshest produce possible, and having a staff butcher to select meats. Seasons 52 is a fresh grill and wine bar that emphasizes seasonally-inspired dishes on its menu. Courtright's is an acclaimed restaurant that has attained a Michelin star, is regularly awarded AAA Four Diamond awards, and is 4-star rated by local food critics. Bon appétit, and bring your wallet. The certificate for Neat Kitchen+Bar expires on April 5th, 2014. The Courtright's certificate is valid daily except Saturday, and expires on December 31st, 2013. Value: $75.00 Donated by: Neat Kitchen+Bar, Seasons 52, and Courtright's Restaurant E19 JAPANESE DINING $15.00 Experience fine contemporary Japanese cuisine and sushi at Nabuki Restaurant in Hinsdale using this $50.00 gift card. Who knew that raw eel could be so scrumptious? Value: $50.00 Donated by: Nabuki E20 URBANE SUBURBAN DINING $15.00 This $50.00 gift certificate starts you on some fine dining at Capital Grille in the Yorktown Center, Lombard. The host promises that you will be wined, dined, and dazzled. For the full effect, you will need supplementary moolah. Value: $50.00 Donated by: The Capital Grille E21 FINE ITALIAN DINING $35.00 This $100.00 gift card allows you to engage in the remarkable dining experience offered at Scapa Italian Kitchen in Clarendon Hills. Mangi! Mangi! Abbondanza! Value: $100.00 Donated by: Scapa Italian Kitchen E22 HOTEL WEEKEND NIGHT STAY FOR TWO WITH BREAKFAST $60.00 This gift certificate entitles you to one weekend night stay for two at the Chicago Marriott Southwest at Burr Ridge (valid Thursday through Sunday nights). Breakfast before you leave the next morning is included. Full use of the facilities is also included. If you use this package to host out-of-town guests, complimentary transportation to Midway Airport is included. The certificate is valid through July 16th, 2014. Value: $150.00 up to $300.00 Donated by: Chicago Marriott Southwest at Burr Ridge FOOD AND CASUAL DINING F1 GROCERY SHOPPING AND CASUAL DINING - BARBEQUE $30.00 First you shop for groceries, then he decides not to cook. You go out to eat after all. As the world turns. The grocery shopping can be done with a gift card for $25 from Brookhaven Marketplace, and a gift card for $25 from Jewel-Osco. The dinner will be obtained with this gift card for $50 at Chuck's Southern Comforts Café in Darien, another claimant for the title of Chicagoland’s finest barbeque. Value: $90.00 Donated by: Glenda and Harry Sharp, Brookhaven Marketplace, and Jewel Food Stores F2 MORE THAN CHEESECAKE, MORE THAN BEER, PLUS PAN ASIAN $35.00 Remember that you are not obliged to order the cheesecake – but, live a little. This $50 gift card allows you to enjoy lunch or dinner at The Cheesecake Factory of Oakbrook. Choose from over 200 menu items. What’s not to like? How about lunch or dinner at Palmer Place Restaurant and Biergarten (La Grange) using this $25 gift certificate? You'll have hundreds of choices among beers. For a real change of pace, use this $25 gift certificate for dinner at Wok 'n Fire Restaurant in Burr Ridge. They bring together the cuisines of Malaysia, Korea, Thailand, and Japan. Nice touch, helping to reconcile Korea and Japan. The Palmer Place gift certificate is valid to December 31st, 2013. Value: $100.00 Donated by: The Cheesecake Factory, Palmer Place Restaurant, and Wok 'n Fire Restaurant F3 GOURMET CATERING AND A WING PARTY $30.00 You can use this $50 gift card to get the food catered by La Belle Gourmet for your next gathering or party. You may also purchase their gourmet frozen meals. You also get a gift certificate from Buffalo Wild Wings that lets you take the party to their place. You and five of your raucous friends go to Buffalo Wild Wings in Willowbrook for an occasion – a Bears game telecast, perhaps? Buffalo Wild Wings will throw you a Wing Party and provide the food, and the fun-filled atmosphere. The Buffalo Wild Wings certificate expires on December 31st, 2013. Flying buffaloes expired a long time ago. Value: $90.00 Donated by: La Belle Gourmet Foods and Buffalo Wild Wings, Willowbrook F4 STARBUCKS GIFT BAG AND DINING AT TAP HOUSE GRILL $30.00 You get a gift bag from Starbucks, Clarendon Hills, containing coffee beans, a travel coffee cup, a cold beverage travel container, 5 packets of Iced Coffee Brew, and Starbucks Refreshers Valencia Orange Grind. They've hooked you now. In addition, you get a $25 gift certificate for food and libation at Tap House Grill in Westmont. Their slogan: Addictive foods, Creative brews. This certificate expires on November 5th, 2013, so don't dally. Value: $86.00 Donated by: Starbucks, Clarendon Hills, and Tap House Grill, Westmont F5 FRUIT, PIZZA, AND PASTRY $20.00 These are elements of a great meal. Get the fruit from Hinsdale Fruit Store, using this $25 gift certificate (redeemable through July 9th, 2014). Get the pizza from a California Pizza Kitchen in Oakbrook Center. The two gift certificates are each good for an entrée and soft drink. Get the pastry from Kirschbaum’s Bakery in Western Springs. After 60 years of baking, you know that they have mastered the art. Value: $65.00 Donated by: Hinsdale Fruit Store, California Pizza Kitchen, and Kirschbaum's Bakery F6 EAT AT HOME, AND EAT OUT TOO $25.00 Take home food for a meal from Kramer Foods, Hinsdale. Use this $50 gift card. Complement your meal with the bottle of red wine donated by Capri of Downers Grove. But you will enjoy eating out at Capri of Downers Grove. You get a $25 gift card to delight in the authentic Italian cuisine that is offered. The chef makes the tiramisu; – you can't match that at home. Value: $75.00 Donated by: Kramer Foods and Capri of Downers Grove F7 MOVIE ADMISSIONS AND COUNTRY HOUSE DINING $20.00 A different way to watch the show. You can dine while you watch the movie, ensconced in your executive leather seats. You get two passes, each good for two complimentary admissions to the Hollywood Blvd Cinema, Bar & Eatery in Woodridge. These certificates get you in; you will have to pay for the food when you eat there. Bummer. Certificates are valid Sunday through Thursday, and expire on January 3rd, 2014. We make it up to you with this $25 gift certificate, good for lunch or dinner at the Country House in Clarendon Hills. The certificate expires on February 28th, 2014. Value: $57.00 Donated by: Hollywood Blvd Cinema, Bar & Eatery and The Country House Restaurants F8 IRISH PUB FOOD AND MUSIC, PLUS BARBEQUE OR … $20.00 Ballydoyle Irish Pub and Restaurant in Downers Grove invites you to come for the food and stay for the music. We encourage you to do this with a $25 gift card. With the two $20 gift cards from The Patio Restaurant in Darien, you can dine in or take out satisfying barbequed ribs, shrimp, chicken, etc., or other tasty fare. Chow down. Value: $65.00 Donated by: Ballydoyle and The Patio Restaurants F9 IRISH PUB FOOD AND MUSIC, PLUS BARBEQUE OR … $25.00 Ballydoyle Irish Pub and Restaurant in Downers Grove invites you to come for the food and stay for the music. We encourage you to do this with a $25 gift card. With the two $25 gift cards from The Patio Restaurant in Darien, you can dine in or take out satisfying barbequed ribs, shrimp, chicken, etc., or other tasty fare. Chow down. Value: $75.00 Donated by: Ballydoyle and The Patio Restaurants F10 EAT ALL DAY $30.00 Well, not quite. But you can start with breakfast at Blueberry Hill Breakfast Cafe & Pancake House using a $15 gift certificate. Then, after a polite interim for appearances sake, plow into lunch at Moondance Diner, Burr Ridge, using a $25 gift certificate. Rest yourself in the afternoon to get ready to attack dinner at CiNe in Hinsdale, a modern taqueria serving contemporary Mexican food. You get a $50 gift card to do your damage. When you can no longer lift a fork, we will have a forklift available to remove you from the premises. The certificates for Blueberry Hill and Moondance Diner must be redeemed by June 21st, 2014. Value: $90.00 Donated by: Blueberry Hill, Moondance Diner, and CiNe F11 ONLY TWO RESTAURANTS THIS TIME? $20.00 One gift certificate entitles you to a gourmet breakfast or lunch for two at Egg Harbor Café in Hinsdale. Their creation story is that the first Egg Harbor Café was hatched in December 1985. (It was laid by a Hen Harbor Café that is no longer with us.) The other gift certificate for $25 is good for breakfast or lunch at Moondance Diner, Burr Ridge. Which place for breakfast? Which place for lunch? It is so hard to decide. The Moondance Diner certificate must be redeemed by June 21st, 2014. Value: $55.00 Donated by: Egg Harbor Café and Moondance Diner F12 EAT ALL DAY, AGAIN $25.00 You’ve done this before, haven’t you? This time, you can start with breakfast at The Baked Apple Breakfast Co. in Downers Grove, using a $25.00 gift certificate. Then, do lunch at Country House Restaurant in Clarendon Hills, using a $25.00 gift certificate. Wind up this food extravaganza with dinner at Capri Ristorante in Burr Ridge, using this $25.00 gift card. It's Italian. “That's Amore.” Now you’ve gorged yourself again. Are you proud? The Country House certificate expires on February 28th, 2014. Value: $75.00 Donated by: The Baked Apple Breakfast Co., The Country House Restaurants, and Capri Ristorante F13 MOONDANCE ON THE PATIO $30.00 Well, not quite. But you can do lunch at Moondance Diner in Burr Ridge using two $25.00 gift certificates, and follow it with dinner at The Patio Restaurant in Darien using two $20 gift cards. Dancing at The Patio is not actively encouraged, but if the moon is full, who knows? The Moondance Diner certificate must be redeemed by June 21st, 2014. Value: $90.00 Donated by: Moondance Diner and The Patio Restaurants F14 PIZZA, PIZZA, AND PIZZA $25.00 It's its own food group; it's the common denominator, it's a lot of cheese. You get a $25 gift card for Giordano's of Oakbrook Terrace, a $25 gift certificate for Baldinelli Pizza Place in Hinsdale, and a gift certificate good for a large pizza at Papa Passero's in Westmont. The gift card for Giordano's will vanish into thin air on July 15th, 2015 if left dormant until then. The certificate for Papa Passero's requires that you dine in the restaurant. Value: $70.00 Donated by: Giordano's of Oakbrook Terrace, Baldinelli Pizza Place, and Papa Passero's F15 PIZZA, PIZZA, AND PIZZA $25.00 It's its own food group; it's the common denominator, it's a lot of cheese. You get a $25 gift card for Giordano's of Oakbrook Terrace, a $25 gift certificate for Baldinelli Pizza Place in Hinsdale, and a $20 gift certificate for Aurelio's Pizza in La Grange. The gift card for Giordano's will vanish into thin air on July 15th, 2015 if left dormant until then. The certificate for Aurelio's requires that you dine in the restaurant, and it expires on December 5th, 2013. Value: $70.00 Donated by: Giordano's of Oakbrook Terrace, Baldinelli Pizza Place, and Aurelio's Pizza, La Grange F16 PIZZA, PIZZA, AND PIZZA $30.00 It's still its own food group; the common denominator, but with novel filling combinations. You get a $50 gift card for Giuliano's Pizza in Hinsdale, a $25 gift certificate for Baldinelli Pizza Place in Hinsdale, and a gift certificate good for one large pizza at Papa Passero's in Westmont. The certificate for Papa Passero's requires that you dine in the restaurant. Value: $95.00 Donated by: Giuliano's, Baldinelli Pizza Place, and Papa Passero's F17 PIZZA, PIZZA, AND …... WHOPPERS? $12.00 Fooled you this time. You get a $25 gift certificate for Baldinelli Pizza Place in Hinsdale, a gift certificate good for one large pizza at Papa Passero's in Westmont, and four Burger King gift certificates each good for one Whopper Value Meal at a Burger King restaurant in either Westmont, Willowbrook, or Countryside. There is an item called the Triple Whopper with Cheese Value Meal. Really. The certificate for Papa Passero's requires that you dine in the restaurant. The Burger King gift certificates expire on November 2nd, 2013. Value: $41.00 Donated by: Baldinelli Pizza Place, Papa Passero's, and Burger King Restaurants F18 EXTRAORDINARY COMBINATION – SUSHI AND A WING PARTY $30.00 You get four $15 gift cards for Dao Sushi and Thai Restaurant in Burr Ridge, where the Signature Rolls include the “Godzilla Roll”, “Her Passion”, and the “Green Devil Roll”. Some kind of Monster Sandwich! You also get a gift certificate from Buffalo Wild Wings that lets you take the party to their place. You and five of your raucous friends go to Buffalo Wild Wings in Willowbrook for an occasion – a Bears game telecast, perhaps? Buffalo Wild Wings will throw you a Wing Party and provide the food, and the fun-filled atmosphere. The Buffalo Wild Wings certificate expires on December 31st, 2013. You can't wait for the playoffs. Value: $100.00 Donated by: Dao Sushi and Thai Restaurant and Buffalo Wild Wings THE LIVE AUCTION L1 DESSERT-OF-THE-MONTH If you have a sweet tooth, that won't be good enough. You need several sweet teeth for this offering. Beth Clawson will provide a different dessert each month for six months, and you have license to indulge shamelessly. Proposed offerings include Dutch apple pie, pumpkin bars with cream cheese frosting, Oreo truffles, classic blueberry pie, chocolate whoopie pies with vanilla or marshmallow filling, and peanut butter cheesecake brownie cups. Beth is willing to change items based on your preferences, and she will negotiate delivery dates and times with the winning bidder. You might end up wrestling with the kids for these goodies. Value: Priceless L2 Donated by: Beth Clawson CUBS VS. CARDINALS BASEBALL TICKETS Nothing beats fun at the old ballpark, especially when the ballpark is Wrigley Field – the friendly confines, yadda, yadda. You can see your beloved Cubs subdue their arch rivals, the St. Louis Cardinals, on Saturday, July 26th. Make the winning bid and you will get four tickets for seats in the Terrace Reserved section, down the right field line (about even with the right fielder and about twenty rows from the wall). The Cubs will have a new electronic JumboTron scoreboard, and the team promises to show up, so what more can you ask? Some kind counsel to Cubs fans from well-wishers at Busch Stadium – Patience, the meek shall inherit the earth – eventually, in the sweet bye and bye. Value: $160.00 Donated by: Jeff and Angela Segal L3 GOLF AT RUTH LAKE COUNTRY CLUB Three golfers will join John Dean for eighteen holes of golf at Ruth Lake Country Club. Costs of greens fees and cart or caddy are covered, as is the cost of drinks and snacks at the turn. (No re-turns.) The winning bidder will negotiate the date of this outing with John. Mandatory costume: tartan plaid knickers (a la Payne Stewart) and a Tam o' Shanter hat. Very fetching; – you... look...maaahvelous. (Not really.) Value: $500.00 L4 Donated by: John Dean MIDWESTERN GOURMET DINNER FOR SIX Jimmie Kay and Bob Falconer will host six persons for a Midwestern gourmet dinner accented with a dash of Jimmie Kay’s Texas heritage. Wines will be offered from Doctor Bob’s stash of international wines – so many countries, so little time. The ‘piece de résistance’ will be a sublime chocolate dessert that is “to die for.” To echo a famous orator, “I have been to the mountain top, and I have seen the promised land, and it is made of chocolate.” Value: Priceless L5 Donated by: Jimmie Kay Falconer VACATION WEEK IN CABO SAN LUCAS, MEXICO - www.pueblobonitosunsetbeach.com Spend seven days and six nights in lovely Cabo San Lucas, at the southern tip of Mexico’s Baja California peninsula. Your residence will be at luxurious Pueblo Bonito Sunset Beach Resort, built into the hillside, in Ruth Ann Korwel’s junior suite overlooking the Pacific Ocean. It accommodates four persons, with a marble bath, a kitchenette, living area, and balcony. Internet service is provided, and the water is purified, guaranteeing that you will not suffer the ill consequences of being a gringo. The resort features an award-winning spa and six pools, many with swim up bars, and including one with a private grotto. There is also a children's pool area, and a Kids' Club for the youngsters. Gourmet restaurants accommodate your formal or casual dining preference; choose between one featuring gourmet Mexican cuisine and another featuring International cuisine; a third is a 24-hour restaurant offering casual, family-style dining. Food is also available at a poolside eatery, and at the Deli on the beach. The several bars include a coffee bar and a cigar bar. At sunrise, you might view passing whales from your balcony before going down to enjoy the sandy beach. Should you choose not to walk, resort staff offer transportation down the hillside in golf carts. Your aquatic play options include outstanding snorkeling and scuba diving, as well as swimming with the dolphins. This area is also famous for the distinctive sea arch (El Arco de Cabo San Lucas) rock formation. For the daring, deep-sea sport fishing is a worthy challenge, but we don't want to hear that the fish caught you. Land-based activities readily available include tennis, golf, and horseback riding. The UNESCO-protected Boca de Sierra National Park nearby is worth a visit. Nightlife is exciting in downtown Cabo San Lucas; – you can dance the night away, but please don't resurrect the frug. Your week at Pueblo Bonito Sunset Beach Resort will be a truly memorable diversion from the woes of the world. Vacation dates are available in 2013 or 2014. Caveat emptor: A 13-month advance reservation will be necessary if you wish to go during Christmas holidays or spring break. The winning bidder may choose the option of staying at one of the sister resorts in the village, Pueblo Bonito Rose or Pueblo Bonito Blanco. These are locations facing the Sea of Cortez. More options: For bidders who have a special desire to spend their Mexican vacation in Mazatlan, there are two sister resorts, Pueblo Bonito Mazatlan and Pueblo Bonito Emerald Bay, that are offered as alternative choices to Cabo San Lucas. These are spectacular beachfront resorts that provide a luxurious experience. Value: $2,900.00 L6 Donated by: Ruth Ann and Matt Korwel PHOTOGRAPHY SITTING WITH MAGGIE Maggie is the mother in the Bridge Communities family that is currently being sponsored by Hinsdale UMC, and she is being mentored by our mentoring team. She is a talented amateur photographer who has managed to acquire a small clientele while pursuing her avocation. She will photograph you, or your alternative models (your family unit, your children), and provide the photographs to you on a CD. Gussy up, and put on your high-heeled sneakers. Value: Priceless Donated by: Maggie L7 DINNER PARTY FOR 25 CATERED BY LALO'S This dinner party in your home, for 25 persons, will be catered by Lalo’s Mexican Restaurant, Berwyn, famous for its margaritas and its authentic Mexican cuisine. And yes, the margaritas are included. After consultation, Angela and Joe Adolf will deliver the food and drinks to the home (or designated party place) of the winning bidder. You’d be surprised to find out how many best friends you have when the margaritas are included. (Cheers to you, Dick Kingman.) Party hearty, but be prepared to repel party crashers. What about Habanero pepper spray? Just asking. Value: $600 L8 Donated by: Angela and Joe Adolf GOLF AT HINSDALE COUNTRY CLUB Swanky in the neighborhood. Three golfers will join either Steve or Barb Swanson for one round of golf at Hinsdale Country Club. Costs of greens fees and cart or caddy are covered. The winning bidder will negotiate the date for this outing with Steve and Barb. Unmentionable “barb” about golf: “a good walk spoiled”. No unmentionable “Steve” about golf. Value: $500.00 Donated by: Steve and Barb Swanson L9 VACATION WEEK IN VENTANA CANYON, ARIZONA - www.vrbo.com Nestled in the foothills of the Santa Catalina Mountains just northeast of Tucson, Arizona, is beautiful Ventana Canyon. From the balcony of their luxuriously appointed, secondfloor, two-bedroom condominium in the private, planned community nearby, Barbara and Steve Swanson have a great view of the mountains and the desert. You will have the condo for a week of your choosing in the months of May through August, 2014, the dates to be coordinated with Barb. Available amenities include heated swimming pools, Jacuzzis, clubhouses with exercise rooms, tennis courts, and a business center with broadband internet service. But, please don't spoil the mood by working. Exploit adjacent properties that include the first-class Loew’s Ventana Canyon Hotel, and the Ventana Golf and Tennis Club that features two golf courses designed by Tom Fazio. Hike the canyon trail; visit Saguaro National Park; check out the attractions in Tucson; experience a range of activities during your stay. (Remember to smile at the sheriff, and be sure to carry proof of citizenship.) Value: $1,000.00 L10 Donated by: Barb and Steve Swanson WINE AND CHEESE TASTING WITH BOB FALCONER Trust Bob. Our fearless lay leader won't disclose many details of this offer, but he does promise the exciting vista of the retention pond from his backyard. However, you should expect to sample several domestic and international wines, and several domestic and international cheeses, and to engage in scintillating repartée on domestic and international subjects. A casual dinner will also be served. A special evening is in store for the winning bidder, so carpe diem. No other guarantees, but you can trust Bob. Value: Priceless Donated by: Bob Falconer L11 GALENA WEEKEND AT EAGLE RIDGE RESORT - www.thegalenaterritory.com Looking for a relaxing get-away without the hassle of travel? The charming, quaint town of Galena, Illinois is less than 3 hours away from Hinsdale in an idyllic setting near the Mississippi River with shopping, dining, sightseeing and plenty of outdoor activities for all seasons. And the Eagle Ridge Resort and Spa, five miles southeast of Galena, boasts world-class golf, an amazing spa, five star dining and walking trails in some of the most beautiful settings in the Midwest. So jump on this opportunity for a 3-day, 2-night stay in the lovely home of John and Jennifer Dean, located within the Eagle Ridge territory. The Deans’ weekend getaway is a 2-bedroom Vacation Home with two baths, queen beds, a wood-burning fireplace, and screened porch. It is close to all of the walking trails and golfing, and gives you access to the marina, owner’s club pool and fitness center, and all that the Eagle Ridge Resort has to offer. During your stay, you can play one of Eagle Ridge’s four championship golf courses, which offer a total of 63 holes. Each course boasts its own facilities, including a clubhouse complete with golf shop and grill. Other activities to consider include horseback riding at the nearby Shenandoah Riding Stables, renting a canoe or pontoon boat to enjoy Lake Galena, hot air balloon rides, spa services, or hiking and biking on over 20 miles of scenic trails. Popular winter activities include cross-country skiing, ice-skating and sledding. This is a getaway that has something for everyone!! Either way, you will consult with Jen Dean to schedule your vacation, which has a use-by date of September 2014. Value: $600.00 L12 Donated by: John and Jennifer Dean ITALIAN DINNER PARTY FOR SIX The Malos are offering a unique Italian dining experience for six that combines Old World Italy with new world cooking techniques. The four-course meal will be prepared by Chris and Nancy, with the assistance of a rising young chef, Brian, who is gaining experience in the best restaurant kitchens in Chicago (including Spiaggia and Tru). Brian will assist in designing a menu that will illuminate all of your taste buds. Each course will be paired with a fine Italian wine. You may want to wear your “comfy pants”, and arrange for a designated driver for the evening. Limousine service is not included. Don't upgrade to DirecTV, and don't get rid of cable; – you do want to fall into this dinner party. Value: Priceless Donated by: Chris and Nancy Malo L13 SUMMER VACATION WEEK IN STEAMBOAT SPRINGS, COLORADO www.thephoenixatsteamboat.com Imagine this: a week in the Rockies next summer, with hiking, biking, swimming, horseback riding, rafting, fly-fishing, and much more. Take the family; indeed, take the extended family, or take multiple families. They can all be accommodated in the 4bedroom, 4-bath condominium of Bob and Kathi Hooks, located in “The Phoenix at Steamboat”, in the mountain resort of Steamboat Springs, CO. They are offering a seven-night stay in their two-level unit that has two bedrooms on each floor. The main level bedrooms are each furnished with a split-king bed; upstairs, the master bedroom has a king-size bed, and the other bedroom has a queen-size bed. The living area on the main level has a full kitchen, a dining area, and a private balcony. One of the main level bedrooms also has a private balcony. Other features include flat screen televisions and DVD players in the living area and each bedroom, air conditioning, washer/dryer, private garage, outdoor swimming pool and hot tubs, exercise facility, and wireless internet access. The area also offers fine dining restaurants, gondola rides to the top of the mountain, rodeos, and other entertainment. The winning bidder will negotiate the vacation date with the Hooks. We strongly recommend that you get your Rocky Mountain high through this vacation, eschewing the alternative that was recently legalized in Colorado. No toking! Value: $1,850.00 Donated by: Bob and Kathi Hooks L14 WINTER VACATION WEEK AT LAKE TAHOE - www.ridgetahoeresort.com Embrace the snow. Spend an exhilarating week (seven nights) in a two-bedroom, two-bath condominium in the Ridge Tahoe Resort in Stateline, NV, perched on top of a mountain ridge that overlooks magnificent Lake Tahoe. You will have ready access to the slopes of Heavenly Ski Resort. No kidding; -- it is named the Heavenly Ski Resort. Penny Fisher Ill’s newly remodeled condominium can accommodate six persons, and can be available in January, February, or March, 2014. It has a master bedroom with king size bed and adjoining full bath, a guest bedroom with queen bed and adjoining full bath, a spacious living room with queen size sofa sleeper, a gas fireplace, a dining area, a fully equipped kitchen, televisions, and a washer and dryer. You would also have daily maid service. All of this, and first rate skiing, too. You must have died and gone to Heaven (or at least to its Ski Resort). Since this is a United Methodist function, we are not allowed to mention that there is complimentary shuttle service to the casinos in Stateline. Value: $2,100.00 L15 Donated by: Penny Fisher Ill SPECIAL WINE DINNER FOR EIGHT Oenophiles of the world, unite! Join Zed and Cheryl Francis at their home for a “special wine” dinner. As prophesied last year in Zed's sermon on “Living, Giving, and Wine”, the lucky guests and hosts will get to taste a rare bottle of 1986 Chateau Lafite Rothschild Bordeaux (that Zed estimates at $1,000 in value).** Additional wonderful wines and a delicious dinner will also be served, details of the evening’s festivities to be planned in consultation with the winning bidder. This is a once in a blue moon opportunity to answer the question: Is any bottle of wine really worth $1,000? Organize your bidding consortium and prepare to corner the market. Without doubt, this will be a memorable evening for you and your guests. ** SECRET! Don't let Zed know this, but a new film, “Red Obsession”, documents the astonishing rise in price of Bordeaux reds due to the influx of Chinese buyers into the wine market. 2010 Lafites are being sold for $2,000 at retail stores. $200,000 was recently paid at a Hong Kong auction for a bottle of Lafite. Zed is practically giving away his wine. Shhh! It's our secret. Value: Priceless Donated by: Zed and Cheryl Francis L16 RESORT VACATION WEEK IN ANTIGUA - www.stjamesclubantigua.com Ahhh, fun in the sun. Where better to enjoy it than on a tropical paradise in the Caribbean? We are offering 7 nights of luxurious accommodation (double occupancy) for up to 2 rooms (valued at $3,000) at the St. James Club, a 4-star beach front resort on the island of Antigua, a lush tropical playground. Situated on a private peninsula, boasting two magnificent white-sand beaches, and surrounded by the clear, turquoise waters of the Caribbean, St. James Club received a 2013 Magellan Gold Award for best family resort. You will pay mandatory, all-inclusive, supplementary charges of $125 per person per night to cover the cost of all meals, beverages (including alcohol), use of resort facilities, activities, and service charges. This grants you access to four restaurants and a beach grill, five bars, six swimming pools, tennis courts, fitness center, full service spa, a dive center, a teen beach pavilion, a supervised children's program at the Kidz Club, complimentary non-motorized water sports (including lessons in windsurfing, sailing, and kayaking), and nightly entertainment. Snorkeling equipment and instruction are complimentary at the resort dive center. Tank dives to explore nearby coral reefs, with their abundant and colorful marine life, can be arranged with commercial dive centers that are nearby. Should you seek a brief diversion from the high life at the Club, sightseeing and exploration of the island can provide a quick reality check. The vacation certificate is valid to November 1st, 2014. This vacation will provide you a memorable escape from the regular grind. So, no worries, man, you need to relax. Where indolence is bliss, 'tis folly to be busy. Value: $3,000.00 Donated by: Elite Island Resorts