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Things
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Men&Sex
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You’re about to experience a rare thing in a
women’s magazine—six pages of pure man props.
No griping, no bashing (well, almost
none). Because 1,600 Glamour readers
agree: Guys make us happy!
by Erin Zammett Ruddy
photograph by Chris Craymer
300
GOOD MAN NEWS
90
PERCENT
Secret
Signs He’s
Into You
Keep your eyes
peeled for
these sweet little
giveaways!
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Guys We
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He does it your
way. “Cole makes
the bed the way I
like it—no creases,
no sheets hanging out, pillows
plumped up just
right. When I
come home, no
matter what kind
of day I’ve had,
it makes me feel
happy and
adored.” —Joy
Blocksma Edwards,
25, Portland, Ore.
Johnny
Depp—just
as sexy at
46 as he
was at 26.
of men admit they watch
chick flicks with their
partners—and, get this,
41 percent of them even say
they enjoy it.
He texts you back
intwoseconds (and
not just for sex).
“A flirt buddy of
mine always texts
me cute little notes
throughout the
day. And he
responds to me
ASAP!” —Jan
Marsh, 33, Brooklyn
He’s known to treat
you like a lady. “I
love it when my
guy opens my car
door, walks on the
outside of the sidewalk and shields
me from the
Who could
say no to
Bradley
Cooper’s
baby blues?
Look
at the
smile on
Tyrese
Gibson!
snow—chivalry is
not dead.”
—Mandi Katherine,
27, Chicago
He likes you better
as is. “My boyfriend likes my
blond eyelashes so
much that he hates
when I wear that
‘eye stuff ’ commonly known as
mascara.” —Emily
Samuels, 23, Atlanta
Gerard
Butler:
a hotter
Russell
Crowe.
He takes one for
the team. “My
guy sometimes has
tea with me at one
of those froufrou
tea houses where
the china and
sandwiches are
tiny and there are
flowers on everything. All the
women are wearing nice outfits,
and there he
is in his Batman
shirt.” —Crystal
Maynard, 31,
Belcamp, Md.
He wants to please
you in bed.… “My
boyfriend isn’t
intimidated in the
least by my vibrator. In fact, he’s the
one who suggested
we bring it to bed
with us. Love it!”
—Joanna Pricilla, 32,
New York City
…and he’s romantic in bed too. “My
boyfriend looks
deep in my eyes
when we’re having
sex. It’s incredibly
Chris Pine
somehow
made Star
Trek sexy.
Idris Elba:
that body
plus a British accent?
Yeah, baby!
Even
straight
guys crush
on Ryan
Reynolds.
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New crush
Joseph
GordonLevitt in
(500) Days
of Summer
intimate and hot
at the same time.”
—Erica Haenselman,
26, Miami
He likes to show
you off. “Now that
I’ve graduated
from med school,
I love the proud
look on my husband’s face when
he introduces me
to people and tells
them I’m a doctor.”
—Janette McVey, 26,
Columbia, Mo.
He believes in your
dreams. “When I
talk about plans to
focus on my career
and not stay home
when I have kids,
my boyfriend says
he’ll totally be
Mr. Mom. He fully
believes in my ability to support a
family in the same
way he could.”
—Kristin Koch, 26,
Park City, Utah
He makes an ass
of himself. “My
guy will try things
I like even if he
finds them torturous, like Pilates.
He’s about as flexible as a dead tree
branch, and I
William’s
cute,
dapper...
and he’s a
prince!
20 His-and-Her Top
spent half the class
we took laughing
at him, but he
stuck with it.” —Ivy
Hughes, 27, East
Lansing, Mich.
He indulges you.
“My husband
walks two blocks
to Starbucks for
my coffee every
morning. I’m not
sure if he does it
because he loves
me or because he’s
afraid of me before
I have coffee, but
it makes my day.”
—Jessica Lane Van
Nest, 26, Norfolk, Va.
TURN-ONS
MEN SAID:
“Dirty talk in Spanish.”
“Nibbling my ear.”
“Her in my undershirt.”
“A big, infectious laugh.”
“Striptease,
Striptease, please!
please!”
“Following me into the shower.”
“Jeans that give her booty.”
“My girl in glasses.”
“Biting.”
“PDA.”
He DIYs. “Anyone
can go out and buy
a Hallmark card,
but when Adam
takes the time
to make me one—
even if it’s just
with pen and computer paper—I’m
floored by how
incredibly sweet it
is. I know he cares
enough to send
the real very best.”
—Lauren Love, 31,
Starkville, Miss.
We said
look. Nick
Jonas is
still jailbait.
The moves,
the voice—
Justin
Timberlake is
a Renaissance
man.
WOMEN SAID:
“Crow’s-feet. So distinguished.”
“Kisses on my neck.”
“Vampires!”
“Deep, penetrating…eye contact.”
“A
Am
manly
anly aarm with a nice watch.”
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on hi
his
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“A jjuicy
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uii fifig
fight with him.”
““T-shirt,
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shirt,
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jjeans,
ea glasses and stubble.”
“Gentle fin
fingertips on my skin.”
“That mus
musky man smell. Mmm.”
GOOD MAN NEWS
82
PERCENT
of men say they hardly
ever think about other
women in bed.
NFL star
Terrell
Owens
is bad,
and he
owns it.
G.I.…oh!
Channing
Tatum has a
gaspingly
good body.
David
Henrie: the
new Shia
LaBeouf?
A shirtless
Matthew
McConaughey
never gets
old.
Oh, come
on—like
you’ve never
thought it?
All hail
the chief.
1
Do a
marathon.
The running
kind…
“Training for a
marathon makes
for perfect dates.
I did it with my
boyfriend, and it
showed us how
we can lean on
each other to get
through anything—like 26.2
miles. Plus, the
endorphins feel
great. It’s a shared
rush.” —Alison
Nakamura, 30, New
York City
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…or the
movierental kind.
“Give us Netflix
and microwave
s’mores and we’re
good. We’ve
watched whole
seasons of TV
series at a time!”
—Kathryn Engel, 26,
Buffalo, N.Y.
GOOD MAN NEWS
3
Have a
Top Chef
competition.
PERCENT
of guys say both
parties are
responsible for
birth control.
Even better:
“My boyfriend and
I decide on ingredients, set a timer,
then whip up a
dish for the other
to judge. We play
‘Eye of the Tiger’ to
set the mood.”
—Whitney Mares, 28,
Minneapolis
4
51
PERCENT
of men say they’d
take a male Pill if
one were available.
Go all
retro.
“For one of our
first dates, my boyfriend and I went
to a coffee shop
and brought our
old yearbooks, and
we had a blast. I
got to see how cute
he was in seventh
grade.” —Michelle
Osdawn, 23, Atlanta
5
Josh
Duhamel
and
Fergie
57
Top Chef
host Padma
Lakshmi
Peoplewatch.
“Making up stories
about strangers
shows he has imagination. Once,
a guy and I
saw a man in
a suit reading
a celeb magazine
and decided he
was an alien trying
to learn about
our culture.”
—Danielle Bullen, 26,
Philadelphia
7 Revenge Fantasies
It makes us happy just imagining that…
…gravity is
temporarily
suspended
over Los
Angeles, and
Spencer
Pratt literally falls off
the face of
the earth.
…John
Mayer gets
dumped…
in a Tweet.
…starlets
start catching the
paparazzi
drunk and
pantyless.
…Lil Wayne
is forced to
sing “Lollipop” to his
grandma
and explain
what he
means by
“so I let her
lick the
(w)rapper.”
…Jenny
Sanford,
Silda Spitzer
and
Elizabeth
Edwards run
for office
against their
cheating
husbands,
and win.
…even
without the
Jessica
Simpson
“curse,”
Tony Romo
and the
Cowboys
lose. (No
offense,
Dallas fans!)
…Jon
accidentally
impregnates his
new girlfriend with
octuplets:
Jon Minus
Kate Plus 16!
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FIVE
3
Guilty
Man
Pleasures
Even good
girls love being a
little bit bad.
Confession time...
No. 1
No. 2
No. 3
“My most recent
naughtiness:
“I kind of love
kissing my
“I’m seeing a
guy who is way,
‘accidentally’ finding my boyfriend’s
checkbook and
looking through
it to see if he’d
purchased an
engagement ring.
He had!” —Jaime,
27, Boston
boyfriend on his
neck and biting
his lip while he’s
on the phone with
his mom.” —Paige,
20, Baldwin, N.Y.
way too young
for me, but after a
tough breakup,
he’s just what the
doctor ordered.
The sex is so good
I keep thinking he
must be a pro,
and that my bill is
going to arrive any
day now.” —Erin,
31, Winter Park, Fla.
Ashton
Kutcher
and Demi
Moore
GOOD MAN NEWS
52
PERCENT
of guys say being
a “manly man” means
being a good
husband and father.
FLUFFY BUT FUN GAME OF THE MONTH! LET’S PLAY…
Do,Dump or Marry?
An enthusiastic 1,600 women ranked these guys on glamour.com.
Now you choose. Warning: We made it hard!
HOT GUYS WHO PLAY TEENS
LATE-NIGHT TALK SHOW HOSTS
✔ Do
✘ Dump
❤ Marry
✔ Do
Robert Pattinson
Ed Westwick
Zac Efron
Jimmy Fallon
✘ Dump
❤ Marry
Conan O’Brien Stephen Colbert
MUSICIANS
✔ Do
✘ Dump
❤ Marry
Adam Levine
Pete Wentz
Jay-Z
“I’d do Robert but wouldn’t be able to tolerate his greasy hair long enough to marry
him…Ed Westwick? Don’t understand the
attraction. He always looks like he’s sucking a lemon or something.” —Char5
“Funny=sexy! So the funniest man wins
my hand in marriage: Stephen. Conan’s
pompadour hair freaks me out—dump.
Jimmy’s definitely a DO. He’s the least
funny, but totes hot.” —SunnyG
“Marry Jay (he seems like he’s such a good
man to Ms. B.), do Adam and dump the
skinny boy in girl’s pants and makeup. Seriously, what does anyone see in those little
emo boys?” —alaineann
SPORTS GUYS
SEXY DADS
FUNNYMEN
✔ Do
✘ Dump
❤ Marry
New Orleans
Alex “A-Rod”
Wimbledon
Saints’ Reggie Rodriguez of the tennis champ
Bush
New York Yankees Roger Federer
“Roger and Reggie are both dreamy—I’d
take either of ’em! But def. not A-Rod...he’s
a complete tool.” —theycallmepuff
✔ Do
✘ Dump
❤ Marry
✔ Do
✘ Dump
❤ Marry
Brad Pitt
Will Smith
Hugh Jackman
Andy Samberg
Russell Brand
Seth Rogen
“I’m so in love with how Hugh is with his
kids, I’d marry him. But DUMP one? I guess
it has to be Will. He’s hot now, but he used to
be the goofy Fresh Prince.” —hlthygrl
“Andy’s riDICulously hot, but Seth has that
kind of sweetness you could grow old with.
Russell is sexy in a weird way, too, but that’s
just it—he’s too weird.” —PrincessPeanut