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TRUCKER MISPRINT
NORWALK
HIGH
SCHOOL
Volume 14, No. 6
350 Shady Lane Drive, Norwalk, OH
Monday, April 4, 2016
Trump becomes principal
“I know Monroeville schools
will pay for the wall so it will be
of great benefit to this school
Republican Donald Trump
and I would also like to raise
decided to drop out of the presischool fees depending on how
dential race to apply for the pomuch I like you. I have a higher
sition of Norwalk High School
I.Q. than almost anyone, as eveprincipal.
ryone knows, and you can trust
The Norwalk school board
me to determine every student’s
has already approved his hiring.
school fees,” Mr. Trump said.
He will start as principal on
“I think he would be a great
April 11.
principal if he supports our jun“After visiting Norwalk, I
ior class fundraisers,” junior
decided this would be a good
class vice president Emma
place to practice ‘running a
Young said.
country’ before I run in the elec“We’re going to make this
tion of 2020,” Mr. Trump said.
school a better place. I have a lot
Current principal Brad Cooof money. Do you want to be
ley is in agreement with Mr.
better than everyone else? Don’t
Trump taking over his job bedoubt me. I’m really rich.
cause he has been dealing with
‘Principal Trump’ has a good
much drama lately and Mr.
Photoshop by Neltiac Noremac
ring to it; just trust me and we’ll
Trump paid him over $1 million Mr. Trump tries out Mr. Cooley’s current desk to decide if he likes it or not.
go places. I’m rich and we’re gofor the position.
ing to make NHS great again,”
with adding a wall to the cafeteria
“I think Trump will be very
Mr. Trump has already been
Mr. Trump said, adding that he
to separate the freshmen from the
good with discipline and coming
planning out the things he will
likes “thinking big” and winning.
rest of the students.
up with ideas,” Mr. Cooley said.
change when he becomes principal. He said he would like to start
By Eniledam Ehcor
The Bakers: Hitched then ditched
By Eilrac and Ydennek Yennoc
Mr. Baker tries to keep his wife from leaving.
Inclusion teacher Callie Stanley
and English teacher Dustin Baker got
married just a few weeks ago, and
she’s already tired of him.
“It is time for divorce,” the new
Mrs. Baker said.
They thought it was the perfect
time to get married. Turns out they
have nothing in common other than
their jobs and they can hardly stand
seeing each other.
Mr. Baker insisted they get a dog
so that’s just what they did. They
moved in together a while ago and
she claims he never cleans up after
the dog or himself. He always leaves
the toilet seat up and he never puts
the food back in the fridge when he’s
done.
Mr. Baker said that his new wife
Photo by Ydennek Yennoc
always takes the covers and is never
willing to compromise. This constantly leads to fighting, and they
both know that it’s never going to
change.
“He’s such a slob and he’s not
nearly as funny. It’s time to recycle
all his jokes,” she said.
Besides having terrible jokes, the
former Ms. Stanley found his Tinder
profile which said “Not single, but
ready to mingle.” All this time he has
been looking for someone else.
Makes her question why they ever
got married.
Mr. Baker said he’s willing to
change, but it’s already too late. He
told her he’d recycle his jokes and
he’d get rid of his Tinder, but the
new Mrs. Baker is definitely not OK
with that. She told him she’s done
and there’s no turning back.
They both agree it is time to separate and go their own ways.
Senior class to take trip to Bora Bora
By Niltak Strebor
and Acissej Areliuga
The seniors this year will be going
on a month-long class trip to Bora Bora.
“I can’t wait to go to Bora Bora
again. I’ve been there three times with
Aliza and it was amazing,” senior Jayde
Cleland said.
The trip will take place the whole
month of May. The seniors will leave
on May 2 at 4:15 a.m. The flight there
will take approximately 12 and a half
hours from Columbus, Ohio to Bora
Bora, French Polynesia.
The cost of the flight for each student is $300. The original price for the
tickets was $2,400 but incoming principal Donald Trump has decided to do-
nate money to the less fortunate —
NHS students.
The total cost of the trip, including
the flight, is only $1,000 because Principal Trump has decided to help with
the funds.
“I feel bad seeing the students stuck
in this dumpy town. I think it’s time for
them to get out and see the world,” Mr.
Trump said.
Due to the timing of the trip, the last
day of school for seniors will be Friday
April 29. The date for prom is going to
be the same—April 30, the day after the
seniors’ last day.
Graduation will be May 1. Senior
recognition night is cancelled due to the
change in the schedule. “I can’t wait to
go again. I loved going there. It was the
best experience ever,” Aliza said.
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Seniors Aliza Rarick and Jayde Cleland pose for a picture while
enjoying the warm weather in Bora Bora.
If you’ve got the game, we’ve got the cheer
By Hannah Selah
Photo by Hannah Selah
Seniors (from left) Jarrod Smith, Trenton Sheldon and Nick Byington and sophomore Jacob Roth show off their new uniforms.
Guys at Norwalk High School will
have a new opportunity to show their
school spirit starting next school year.
A new cheerleading program is
being set up by Kristie Wert, the cheerleading coach for NHS, to create a boys
-only squad to cheer for girls’ sports.
“School spirit is at an all-time low
and we need to make some big changes,” said Ms. Wert
In order to be on this squad, boys
will have to go through the same tryouts as the girls’ squad. They will be
judged based on jumps, facials, attitude,
knowledge of material and overall spir-
it. Tryouts will take place at the end of
summer so that the boys will have time
to prepare their material.
There will be three squads available
for boys to try out for: girls’ soccer
squad, girls’ basketball squad and competition. Guys will have the opportunity
to try out for all of these squads or just
one. Guys will also have the opportunity to letter at the end of the season.
“This will make our school spirit
much better than it is now and may encourage more people to go to games,”
said sophomore Maya Reineck.
“We look forward to having more
school spirit and having a little competition,” said junior Malorie Malson.
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New grad requirements
By Hannah Selah
and Nagol Tsruh
There will be new graduation
requirements at Norwalk High
School starting next school year,
and one of them may be a little
painful.
In order for students to graduate, they must get some sort of
Norwalk symbol tattooed on a
visible part of their body. This
tattoo will have to be located on
the student’s arms, legs or feet,
and must be three inches in width
and three inches in length.
Norwalk teachers think that
this is a great idea for students,
because it allows them to show
their school spirit forever!
“This allows students to show
pride in their school and never
forget where they received such a
wonderful education,” said English teacher Amie Swope.
The Norwalk staff will also be
required to get these tattoos before they retire from Norwalk
High School.
The cost of the tattoo will not
be covered by the school and it
will be considered as a fee.
Along with the tattoo requirement, NHS staff members have
set new educational graduation
requirements, beginning for the
class of 2020.
All students who plan on graduating in 2020 and after must
have a minimum cumulative GPA
of 4.0. They will be required to
take at least one honors, AP or
CCP course every year of their
high school career.
“We want to put students under the most amount of stress
possible,” said Principal Brad Cooley.
Students must be
fluent in at least
three languages, not
including English.
Students must take
two years of Njerep,
a unique language
from Nigeria, only
spoken by five people around the world,
including
history
teacher Chris Cloud.
Along with taking the class, students must carry on a
45 minute conversaPhotoshop by Neltiac Noremac
tion in Njerep with Senior Casey Horowitz shows off his Norwalk
Mr. Cloud before Truckers tattoo.
graduating.
“Mr. Cloud is a wonderful
language, ensuring the success of
teacher who expects so much. He
students,” said guidance counsewill be a great teacher of this new
lor Sandra Stewart.
Plans for prom have been changed
By Anyala Nerraw
The school faculty apologizes
for the inconvenience, but there
are some last minute changes to
this year’s prom.
Prom will still be Saturday
April 30, but the grand march
will start at noon and the dance
itself will follow at 2 p.m. and
last till 4 p.m.
The theme is still Masquerade,
but all dresses must be homemade, not store bought. Tuxes
aren’t permitted, so guys must
wear something else. In fear of
scratching the floor, slippers must
be worn for both guys and girls.
The grand march will still be
held in the EPAC but the dance
will be in the auxiliary gym.
There will be no DJ, but you and
your date are more than welcome
to bring cell phones and headphones.
Dinner is not going to be provided so a packed lunch is need-
ed. The after prom will be held at
Norwalk’s Wal-Mart where there
will be games of hide-and-seek
and tag.
“These changes will help us
save money and I think it will be
more fun for everyone,” said
Principal Brad Cooley.
Pigman begins
Jedi training
By Nolat Grubnesem
Photoshop by Neltiac Noremac
The stairs that are currently under construction.
No more stairs —
escalators coming
By Elleinad Hikahsa
Are you a student or teacher
at Norwalk High School who
doesn’t like using your feet to
walk up stairs? If so, this is good
news for you.
After multiple protests and
complaints, the stairs at NHS are
going to be changed to escalators
very soon.
“We just get so tired walking
up all the steps every day. I even
get a little winded when I get to
the top of the stairs,” said junior
Mya Ray. The most common
complaint is that with the heavy
textbooks and school materials,
walking up the stairs has become
impossible.
Tripping on the stairs has also
been a serious problem.
“I have tripped twice this
year and it was pretty traumatic,”
sophomore Ethan Byrd said.
But not everyone thinks it’s a
good idea.
“I think that we should keep
the stairs,” said nutrition and
wellness teacher TJ Thomas.
“It’s good exercise!”
Currently, the stairs are undergoing construction. Students
who need to access the second
floor will have to take turns on
the elevators.
Improving our school,
starting with school lunch
By Annaerb Sreym
As of next year, cafeteria
rules around the school will be
changed exponentially.
Students must throw half of
their food at the person across
from them, and smear anything
sticky upon the tables.
“I love that we can finally
express our inner child,” senior
Laila Smite said.
Students are also required to
include at least three very violent
cuss words in each sentence they
speak, and be very disrespectful
to teachers.
“We consider that school is
too harsh on the students. This is
just one of the ways that the
school will be improved. More is
yet to come,” Principal Brad
Cooley said.
Students will also be allowed
to steal from the cafeteria staff,
and play pranks on whomever
they choose.
“Happy students mean a happy school, naturally,” lunch supervisor Jeff Cole said. “It’s
about time something like this
happened.”
Another recently-added rule
to the cafeteria is students will
be able to gamble away their
food to other students and teachers.
Unlike the policy of other
schools, now all students of every grade can leave the cafeteria
to grab lunch from local fast
food stores.
For thousands of years, Jedis
have trained and fought to protect the ones they love. But no
one on planet Earth has ever met
one in real life. At least, not until
now!
Derek Pigman, history teacher at Norwalk High School, has
officially announced himself a
Jedi in training. He began his
training at the beginning of
spring break on March 25 and
ends his training today.
“This has been my dream
since I was little; I’m so happy
that I can finally learn the ways
of the force,” he said.
Before he began training, he
already had his robe made and
his light saber ordered through
Amazon. He started with a bluecolored saber to show he was
training.
Mr. Pigman only had about
two weeks to learn the basics of
the Jedi ways and laws that he
must follow for the rest of his
life. He must learn to use the
force with a clear mind and control his anger and aggression to
become a true Jedi.
“I will never join the dark
side. Staying as true to myself
and my loved ones as possible
will make me a great Jedi,” he
said.
All Jedis follow their own
path after their training has ended. Jedi masters only hope that
Photoshop by Neltiac Noremac
History teacher Derek Pigman stands
tall after completing his Jedi training.
the trainees can stay on the path
to a good life and off the path of
darkness.
“The biggest thing a Jedi
needs to follow is his heart,” said
the mysterious Jedi master. “I
only hope our ways of Jedi life
can stay with this young Jedi
forever.”
“It is like a Jedi’s code of
ethics; like I have taught my sociology classes. These are codes
that pertain to you for the rest of
your life,” Mr. Pigman said, adding that he recommends all students and staff participate in Jedi
training at least one time in their
life.
“It will change the way you
see the world and it will change
you as a person,” he said.
Giving students more time to
sleep in with night school
By Ailyk Nosemaj
Many scientists have done
studies on the student brain and
when it actually fully starts functioning during the day. These
studies have proven the brain
doesn’t completely start functioning until 10 a.m.
When Principal Brad Cooley
read up on these studies, he realized how at fault the school system is for the failing students. He
realized that if school would start
later, students’ brains would be
functioning better and their
grades would improve.
“Instead of just starting at 10
a.m., we have decided to have
school overnight. Students already stay up late; now they
have a reason to,” Mr. Cooley
said.
Instead of waking up at 5
a.m. and being at school before
7:30, students won’t have to
wake up early and won’t have to
come in to school until 11 p.m.
“I’m super excited for these
new hours,” said sophomore
Nelida Negrete. “Now I’ll have
more time to go to the gym and
watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians.”
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Experience Njerep with Cloud
By Eniledam Ehcor
Starting with the next school year, history
teacher Chris Cloud will be teaching a Njerep
class. The Njerep language is mostly spoken
in Nigeria. Only five people in the world can
speak this language and Mr. Cloud is one of
them.
“We have been informed that the Njerep
language is greatly endangered and on the
verge of extinction. Mr. Cloud has been
fighting for his right to teach the class to save
the language,” assistant principal Patrick
Kania said.
“Mέ gònè a né mə dɜé bȃ mə dɜé bȃ mbá
mbāmò, tā nàdá mə,” Mr. Cloud said, which
he translated as “I want to teach this good language to all, as it was taught it to me.”
Mr. Cloud said he will expect his students
to take the language seriously because it is
very important to him.
“I have friends in Nigeria who are also
among the only five to know this language and
they are working with me to see if a field trip
would be possible for my students to practice
the language where it is
typically spoken,” Mr.
Cloud said.
“I’m
disappointed
that I won’t be able to
take this class but I encourage all underclassmen to sign up for it,
especially because Mr.
Cloud is teaching it,”
senior Ashtyn Ley said.
One student who has
already signed up for
the class is freshman
Anna White.
“I can’t wait to learn
Njerep. It’s such a cool
language and I really
Photoshop by Neltiac Noremac
want to visit Nigeria and Mr. Cloud (right) stands with a Nigerian snake around his neck, next to his
see wildlife like the four Njerep teacher while on a journey to master the language.
families of venomous
who would like to take Njerep, especially
snakes that are found there,” she said.
since it will be a new graduation requirement
“Even though scheduling for next year has
next year,” guidance counselor Sandra Stewart
already happened, the guidance office would
said.
be happy to switch the schedules of anyone
Dark defense
By Idnarb Rekarb
English teacher
Leah Schuster is
bringing a new class
to Norwalk High
School.
Students
will now be learning defense against
the dark arts.
“I think it’s important to know
how to fight fire
with fire,” Mrs.
Schuster said.
Starting with the
incoming
ninth
years, all students
will be required to
take this class to
graduate. All students currently in
their ninth year and
older are strongly
encouraged to take
this class, but are
not required to.
“You
never
know when a dark
lord will try to kill
you,” Mrs. Schuster
said, adding that it
is especially important to take this
class if you have
Photo by Idnarb Rekarb
Mrs. Schuster prepares to teach a lesson in defense
against the dark arts.
any
suspicious
scars.
Divination is a
class that was considered in place of
defense against the
dark arts, because it
is considered less
dangerous. Divination is a class based
on attempting to see
the future. Mrs.
Schuster thinks defense against the
dark arts is vastly
more important than
divination.
“What good would
it do to ‘see’ yourself getting attacked
if you can’t defend
yourself?” she said.
Mrs.
Schuster
said the lessons she
is most excited for
include the tonguetying curse, the full
body bind curse
(Petrificus Totalus)
and the melofors
jinx.
“Everything you
learn in this class
could save your
life,” Mrs. Schuster
said.
Freshening up the school board
By Netsrik Yellek
In the near future, Norwalk
City Schools are expecting a very
radical change to come to the
school board. The current members of the board will be replaced
by members of the freshman
class.
Principal Brad Cooley, Assistant Principal Patrick Kania and
Superintendent George Fisk made
this decision together.
“Since this is my last year
here, I want to make sure that
after I’m gone the school is in
good hands. I think that changing
the board from adults to students
will ensure that the good reputation we have is maintained when
Trump replaces me,” Mr. Cooley
said.
The freshmen who will be
board members next year will
have to meet certain criteria.
They will be chosen by a select committee consisting of
teachers from all buildings, principals and guidance counselors.
“We got together one day and
thought, ‘Why aren’t students
more involved in the school system?’ Having freshmen as board
members will bring new ideas
and a new perspective to Norwalk
City Schools,” Mr. Fisk said.
The freshman students who
are in the running for board membership are: Anah Freeman, Olivia Schaffer, Sydney Smith, Anna
Little and Austin Brown.
These prospective board
members have already been
thinking about what their first act
as official board members will be.
They have collectively agreed to
vote on freshmen being allowed
to leave for lunch, getting rid of
school on Mondays and making it
possible for freshmen to arrive
late and leave early from school.
More new classes
By Eilrahc Hsan
There are other new classes
coming to Norwalk High School
for the 2016-17 school year including “Intro to Climbing Ladders” and “How to Manage
PDA.”
In “Intro to Climbing Ladders,” students will learn how to
correctly climb a ladder without
endangering their lives and the
lives of people around them.
Very few people know that
climbing a ladder is one of the
top 10 most dangerous things to
do in a household environment.
“We saw a scary number of
students climbing ladders incorrectly over the school year,”
Principal Brad Cooley said, “and
we knew we needed to do something about it immediately.”
How to manage PDA will be
a freshman-mandatory class, and
it will show students how to
properly acknowledge their significant other in the hallways
during the school day, and in
public for their everyday lives.
“The PDA situation was really getting out of hand,” science
teacher Tiffany Chandler said.
“That’s why I volunteered to
teach this class to all of the
freshmen.”
Both classes will be a onesemester course, each for a half
credit.
Freshmen seize seniority
By Ylime Htims
Freshmen
this
year are worse than
they’ve ever been in
the past.
“They are completely out of control!
They took over the
senior lounge. They
demanded that prom
was theirs, and they
are determined to
steal away graduation,” Principal Brad
Cooley said.
Seven freshmen
have already been
suspended this year
for trying to fight
seniors.
“We need to get
the freshmen under
control before we
become seniors. EvePhoto by Ylime Htims
ryone needs to be Freshman Carson Ott leans over to punch senior
aware of the power Trevor Wright.
these kids hold,” said
ing to show, and we are willing
junior Cole Berry.
to work hard the entire year. It’s
Freshman teachers are connothing against them; we are just
templating quitting their jobs.
trying to motivate them to work
“I love my job so much, but
hard the remainder of the year,”
this just isn’t worth the scare. I
said freshman Anthony Wallace.
have two kids at home; I would
“Whether freshmen bullying
rather be with them than be
seniors is to motivate the seniors
afraid to come to work every
or to take over the school, someday,” freshman English teacher
thing needs to happen before
Jennifer Lark added.
things get too out of hand,” Mr.
Freshmen voiced their opinCooley said.
ions on bullying seniors.
“It’s our right to bully the
seniors. Their senioritis is start-
Tripping over nothing? Could be invisible gnomes
By Annaerb Sreym
What the heck did I just trip
over?
Many students have found
that they were tripping over nothing, but it turns out, there was
something.
Secretly hiding around the
school, little creatures walk
among us without being seen.
These creatures are about one
foot tall, and are often not trying
to trip random passersby, but are
merely trying to live their lives to
the fullest.
“I can’t believe that I was tripping over little people. Now I feel
slightly sorry for all those times I
stubbed my toes on the carpet,”
senior Alexis Braden said.
These creatures that walk
among us are known as Invisibilus
Nomatus,
commonly
known as invisible gnomes.
“How can we get rid of
them?” freshman Joseph Mist
said.
The Norwalk City School District is already on the case, but
with pixies in the middle school,
it has been hard for the district to
manage time and hire experts on
the unseen.
“I can only hope that when the
gnomes are gone, we won’t be
‘seeing’ them again,” Principal
Brad Cooley said.
How were the gnomes found
in the first place?
Custodians have recently
found the nesting sites of these
critters, and were astounded by
the fact there were infestations.
“One of the nests was in the
girls’ bathroom. We cleared it
out, but we can’t be sure it’s gone
completely,” one custodian said.
There are others who think
that clearing away the infestation
will not be necessary.
“Let them live their lives!
What if it was us being tripped on
and the gnomes wanted to get rid
of us? This is inhumane,” freshman Lillian Grews said.
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Fifty Shades comes to NHS
By Nagol Tsruh
Recently
released,
Fifty
Shades of Grey the musical
struck the interest of NHS musical director Robyn Rogers.
“I’m so excited to put on such
an iconic show for the community and student body,” said Mrs.
Rogers. “The show was just released for use by amateur drama
programs, and the majority of our
students had requested to put on
this production.”
Chosen as the lead roles in the
show are sophomore Shaina
Bruns as Anastasia Steele, and sophomore Drake Harvey as
Christian Grey.
“I have never been in the musical before, but when the directors announced the show, I just
had to audition,” said Drake.
“I’ve always wanted to portray such a recognizable part. I
couldn’t pass up the opportunity,” added Shaina.
“There is a lot of very difficult music in the show, but we
have a talented cast, and I think
they can handle it,” said assistant
director Carol Phillips.
Photo by Nagol Tsruh
Sophomores Drake Harvey and Shaina Bruns (pictured at right) rehearse for
next year’s musical, re-enacting a scene (pictured at left) from Fifty Shades of
Grey.
Missing stereo and missing suspect
By Dorraj Htims
and Eilrahc Hsan
A recent and unfortunate
event has recently struck NHS.
Senior Charlie Nash has had his
car stereo stolen out of his car.
Although his car was unlocked, the culprit went into his
car during the school day and
stole the stereo. The suspect is
still out there and is on the NHS
top 10 most wanted list.
“I really miss jamming in my
car every morning. My car rides
are extremely boring now,” said
Charlie.
Since this tragic event has
happened, a GoFundMe account
has been started in order to get
him a new stereo for his car.
“Will you please find it in
your heart to donate some money
into our fund so I can finally listen to music again? We could
really use everyone’s help. Thank
you,” said Charlie.
Photo by Dorraj Htims
Senior Charlie Nash mourns the loss
of his stereo.
Arby’s replaces Stomping Grounds for lunch
By Eelir Ztiworoh
Just last year, Norwalk High
School got its very own coffee
shop, Stomping Grounds. But
now, they’re taking a different
direction with their food vending
ventures.
Callie Baker, the lead teacher
in charge of Stomping Grounds,
has made the executive decision
that coffee isn’t cutting it anymore.
What kids really want,” Mrs.
Baker commented, “isn’t coffee,
but quality meat and a name
brand they can trust.”
After pulling a few strings,
Mrs. Baker was able to acquire a
school sponsorship from the successful fast-food chain Arby’s.
Starting next month, Stomping Grounds will begin renovation so that it will be able to make
and serve the food commonly
purchased from Arby’s restaurants everywhere.
“I’m excited for the change,”
math teacher Corrie Kaple said.
“I can’t wait to start serving quality food that the kids deserve
Photoshop by Neltiac Noremac
A new sign is placed above the closed Stomping Grounds.
while shouting ‘we have the
meats’ at them.”
Some food items that are expected to be seen at this new
“Arby’s Grounds” establishment
are the roast beef frappe, curly
fry shake, mocha cheese steak
and the junior chicken sandwich.
Matter of Style
Mix and match all your colors and patterns
By Anyala Nerraw
and Ylime Htims
What you wear is super important. It tells a little bit about
who you are! We’re going to give
you a few tips about putting together patterns and prints.
When deciding what to wear,
always clash your colors. Mix
black and brown together because
it really makes a broad statement.
If you’re planning on wearing a
denim shirt, NEVER wear the
same colored denim jeans. Colors
should never match because it’s
boring if they do.
If you’re planning on wearing
a hoodie or sweatshirt, wear it
over a dress or with something
By Ëoz Nitsua
By Elleinad Hikahsa
Photo by Ëoz Nitsua
4 cups of sugar
¼ stick of butter
1 cup of granola
1 banana peel
Mix the sugar, butter and raw
eggs in a small pan. Layer the
granola over the top, followed
by sliced banana peel and toothpaste arranged as liked. Enjoy!
Nuevo requisto para el año que viene
By Acissej Areliuga
El año que entra el principal
de NHS va a hacer que todos los
estudiantes tengan que hacer
ejercicio todo el año en orden de
graduarse y también tienen que
empezar a comer saludable.
Todas las mañanas antes de empezar las clases todo van a ir a
caminar o correr por lo menos
Pirate hats go with just about
anything, which makes them a
perfect accessory. Wear your tennis shoes with your skirts or else
it will not look like a wellplanned outfit.
Super bright colorful hair is
definitely in style, so try it out.
The color of your hair will really
complement your outfit.
If you ever get frustrated
while looking for an outfit, just
close your eyes and grab the first
things you find.
Sinks have gone missing
Yum! Smells
like fluoride!
Have you ever hated brushing your teeth in the morning,
and wish there was an easier
way than standing over the sink
for a whole two minutes? Just
eat this delicious and nutritious
breakfast that contains toothpaste without the hassle of actual brushing! Never again waste
time brushing when it’s better to
waste time making this!
Ingredients:
2 raw eggs
1 tbsp. of toothpaste (favorite
brand)
fancy. It doesn’t make sense to
wear a hoodie with anything
comfortable. Of course, wear different shoes so you can add a variety of color to your outfit.
Prints are always fun, so why
not mix them?! If you wear cheetah, wear another print with it, or
you can wear many!
Wearing sweatpants with
dress shirts is essential when
picking out an outfit! You can
even accessorize with a bandana
or a choker necklace!
una hora y después de lonche
también tienen que ir a caminar
o correr.
Todos los estudiantes empezando el año que viene tienen
que traer comida saludable o
tienen que comprar la comida
saludable. Si los estudiantes no
siguen las reglas, tendrán que
asistir clases el sábado.
A recent crime committed in the Norwalk
High School girls’ bathroom has caused quite a
stir.
Last week during B
lunch, all the sinks in the
girls’ bathroom on the
first floor were stolen.
“I went to wash my
hands during lunch and
then I was like???” freshman Mayli Austin said.
“Everything was a mess,
Photoshop by Neltiac Noremac
broken pieces of ceramic A picture of the crime scene is shown above.
and water were everywall and a track of muddy footwhere.”
prints leading to the exit.
Many girls are in an outrage.
“The Hulk or a wizard are
“Who steals a bunch of
possible suspects in this case,”
sinks? How did they even get
said Principal Brad Cooley. “I
them out of the school without
mean who else could rip sinks
anyone noticing?” said junior
off a wall, right?”
Willimina Smart.
The culprit is still at large.
There is little evidence at the
“Hopefully he or she is
scene of the crime except for the
caught before more sinks fall
rubble from where the sinks
victim to this thief,” Mr. Cooley
were seemingly ripped from the
said.
Monday, April 4, 2016 — Trucker Imprint — Page 5
Two new sports thrive at NHS
Photoshop by
Neltiac Noremac
Mitchel Perry
(junior) goes for
a goal in the
district semifinal
game.
Photoshop by Neltiac Noremac
Quinn Obringer
(junior) poses
after his 10 goal
performance vs.
St. Paul.
By Ekaj Htimsressem
There are two new sports at
Norwalk High School. One of the
sports is water polo. Mitchell
Perry (junior) is the captain of
the team.
When asked about how the
new sport is going, Mitchell said,
“Water polo all day boy, we the
best.”
After playing like fish out of
the water to start, the team finished on a 15-game winning
streak. Their record is 15-3.
“It was a miracle that we went
from being the worst team in
state to one of the best,” said
Coach Wes Douglas.
They are competing in the
district championship next week
against Sandusky.
“They ain’t got nothing on us.
We’re the best water polo-ers in
the state,” Mitchell said.
The other new sport at NHS is
lacrosse. It has been getting a lot
of attention at school. More than
50 students tried out for the lacrosse team.
Coach Derek Pigman selected
Quinn Obringer (junior) to be the
captain of the team.
In their first game, Quinn
scored all of the goals in a 10-8
victory over St. Paul.
After the game Quinn said, “I
am the GOAT (Greatest Of All
Time) of lacrosse.” He received
player of the week honors in the
state.
Coach Pigman said, “It was a
warm-up game against a terrible
team. Don’t expect us to win another game.”
However, Quinn had other
thoughts.
“We are going to state!" he
said.
Farmer’s crops become failures
By Xela Ssenrah
and Nitsuj Zehcnas
At the start of the season, the
crops were strong and sturdy. By
the time winter came they were
found dead…
“The crops could not survive
the tests and hardships of winter,”
said Mrs. Farmer. “Hopefully next
season they will be prepared.”
The crops were watered with
knowledge well but could not
soak up the subject. A batch of
not teachable crops they were.
One of Mrs. Farmer’s crops,
senior Alex Harness, said, “All I
wanted to do was play My NBA
2K16. But Mrs. Farmer wanted
me to soak up knowledge. But I
don’t really school well.”
Another one of Mrs. Farmer’s
withering crops, senior Justin
Sanchez, said, “I couldn’t learn
how to physicssynthesis.”
Photoshop by Neltiac Noremac
Science teacher Angela Farmer sits shocked as her crops wither away.
Bodies found behind closed doors
By Htims Ylime
and Anyala Nerraw
A person’s feet were found in the cadaver lab behind
closed doors at NHS.
Have you ever noticed the
crazy number of closed
doors around the school?
Digging deep into an investigation to figure out what
the doors are hiding, we
found some shocking answers!
The school has had what
was thought to be a morgue
for quite some time. We tried
to figure out where the bodies came from, but couldn’t
gain any solid information.
Nervously, Principal Brad
Cooley told us, “We didn’t
even know those were in
there!” Later in the conversation he confessed, “Nobody
was supposed to see the bodies, but I guess the smell is
just getting too bad.”
Shocked, we had to call
the police! They rushed over
to investigate. They figured
out that it wasn’t a morgue,
but it was a cadaver lab.
We went in to check out
the scene. There were bodies
everywhere and blood stains
on the floor. The smell was
unbearable and the bodies
were
uncovered.
They
seemed to have been recently
tampered with. Chopped up
body parts lay all over the
floor. A human leg was
soaking in the sink.
“It’s an ongoing investigation,” said police officer
Dave Smith.
“I wonder what else we
don’t know about this
school,” said sophomore
Danielle Cousino. Students
are concerned about their
safety and some have even
chosen to be homeschooled.
Pet Peeves:
What is your biggest pet peeve about school?
By Netsrik Yellek and Hannah Selah
Senior Alex Osborn:
“The fact that we seniors can
leave for lunch.”
Junior Garrett Underwood:
“Getting a front row parking
spot.”
Softballers love the sun
Sophomore Bethany Cring:
“Getting 100% on a test that I
didn’t study for.”
Freshman Alyssa Faley:
“The fact that I will graduate
with a good education.”
Historical Facts of April
By Eelrak Yelnoc
Compiled by Tterrag Ekrub
The Norwalk varsity softball team has decided not to return to Norwalk, after traveling to Myrtle Beach over spring break.
“We are having too much fun and the weather is better than Ohio,”
said Coach Callie Baker.
The girls plan to start school only when they finish all the activities
they have planned.
“School work is pointless and the beach is more fun,” said senior
Bailey Thomas.
The girls are soaking up the sun on the beach and taking surf lessons.
“I can’t wait to ride the waves,” said junior Kayla Appeman.
The rest of this season’s games will be played, but all the NOL
teams will have to fly down to Myrtle Beach.
“I can’t wait for the other teams to come and play in the hot sun,”
said senior Megan Ewing.
April 1 - The day that everyone is forced to tell only truths.
April 4, 2016 – April stopped
being a month.
April 7, 2015 – Pangaea split
apart in seven continents.
April 8, 1928 – The territory
folk made a pact to glue themselves together.
April 10, 1953 – Vladimir
Lenin was brought back to life
on planet Namek.
April 11, 2012 - The Earth
imploded.
All humans were
turned into artificial intelligence
on a super computer in space.
April 16, 1912 – The world
united under the leadership of
Vermin Supreme.
April 19, 1945 – All the pollution in the atmosphere was removed.
April 20, 1946 – The pollution returned to conquer Boston.
April 21, 2016 – Rilee’s computer died in newspaper class.
April 26, 1999 – Julius Caesar
became a chef.
April 30, 1969 – Niagara
Falls flowed with molten lava.
April 31, 2005 – Everything
changed when the Fire Nation
attacked and the 31st of April
was created.
Page 6 — Trucker Imprint — Monday, April 4, 2016
He said vs. She said
By Dorraj Htims and Yentruoc Mahlep
Photos by Neltiac Noremac
Prank Tips
She said:
Make sure
you put the
post-it notes
on different
ways to
make it
harder to
take them
off.
He said:
Use crisp clean
cuts when snipping
the hair.
She said:
They’ll least
expect being
tripped going
down the
stairs.
He said:
Make sure to use *67.
He said:
Hide completely inside the locker
and yell as loud as you can when
you pop out.
She said:
Aim for the ear and act nonchalant.
Teachers have double identities
By Ailyk Nosemaj
Photoshops by Neltiac Noremac
Many students often wonder
what teachers do outside of
school. When younger, students
often think teachers live at
school, sleep under their desk,
and they don’t have lives outside
of school, right?
Well, for a select few teachers
at least, this isn’t the case. Recently teachers have been admit-
ting to secret identities outside of
school. Well, I guess they won’t
be so secret after this.
Math teacher Chris Higgins
recently slipped up during one of
his lessons and, after some pestering, students got out of him that
he doubles as the “merc with a
mouth” Deadpool.
“I really didn’t want my students to know since it will just
make me more popular and a story of interest among their conversations,” said Mr. Higgins.
Also, Will Kish embarrassingly admitted to being The Penguin
outside of teaching band and music appreciation.
“I needed something to keep
my mind busy after those kids
drive me crazy all day,” Mr. Kish
said.
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