Elf on the Shelf Jokes

IF THEIR WERE 11 ELVES,
AND ANOTHER ONE CAME
ALONG, WHAT WOULD HE BE?
A: THE TWELF
A: ELF-IS PRESLEY
WHAT DO YOU CALL
A RICH ELF?
WHAT DO ELVES
USE TO GO
FROM FLOOR
TO FLOOR?
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A: WELFY!
A: AN ELFEVATOR
ELVES MAKE
SANDWICHES
ON WHICH
TYPE OF
BREAD?
SANTA RIDES IN A SLEIGH,
WHAT DO ELVES
RIDE IN?
A: SHORT BREAD
A: A SLEIGH
NORTH
POLE
A: CINDER-”ELF”-A!
WHY DOES
SANTA OWE
EVERYTHING
TO THE ELVES?
WHO LIVES AT
THE NORTH
POLE, MAKES
TOYS AND
RIDES AROUND
IN A PUMPKIN?
Elf on the Shelf Lunch Jokes
WHAT ELF
WAS THE
BEST
SINGER?
A: BECAUSE HE IS AN ELF-MADE MAN!
A: THE ELFA_BEST
WHAT IS AN
ELF’S FAVORITE
SPORT?
A: HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY, LITTLE CHRISTMAS.
WHY DID THE ELF PUT HIS
BED INTO THE FIREPLACE?
A: MINIATURE GOLF
A: HE WANTED TO SLEEP LIKE A LOG!
WHAT KIND OF
JOBS DO ELVES
HOLD WHEN
NOT AT SANTA’S
WORKSHOP?
WHY DO ELVES
MAKE GOOD
LISTENERS?
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A: SMALL BUSINESSES!
A: THEY ARE ALL EARS
WHEN
WILL
AN ELF
ARRIVE?
A: HE WILL ARRIVE SHORTLY
WHAT DO
SANTA’S ELVES
DRINK?
Elf on the Shelf Lunch Jokes, page 2
WHAT DO ELVES LEARN
IN SCHOOL?
WHAT IS AN
ELF’S FAVORITE
CHRISTMAS
CAROL?
A: MINNESODA
A: “FIRST, YULE LOGon”!
A: BECAUSE HE HAD LOW “ELF” ESTEEM
WHAT NERVE IS
USED TO
SENSE ELVES.
WHY DID THE ELF
FLUNK OUT OF
SCHOOL?
WHY DID THE ELVES
SPELL CHRISTMAS
N-O-E?
SPELLING
NOE
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HOW DO
ELVES
GREET
EACH
OTHER?
A: “SMALL WORLD, ISN’T IT?”
A: THE ELFFACTORY NERVE
A: JINGLE BILLS!
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A: BECAUSE SANTA HAD SAID, “NO L!”
WHAT KIND OF MONEY
DO ELVES USE?
F
A: HE HAD A SHORT ATTENTION SPAN
A: “WRAP” MUSIC!
WHY DID
SANTA’S
HELPER
SEE THE
DOCTOR?
Elf on the Shelf Lunch Jokes, page 3
WHAT DID
THE ELF SAY
WAS THE
FIRST STEP
IN USING A
CHRISTMAS
COMPUTER?
WHAT KIND
OF MUSIC
DO ELVES
LIKE BEST?