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1.You are a
star
2.You are a
friend
3.You are the
one who
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me
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4.You are my
angel
5.You are
like family
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6.You are my
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7.You help
me with
family
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8.You are my
eyes when I
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9.You are my
hands when I
fall
10. And most important you are a true friend!
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Friend Like You
I Love You Frog Because Im a Man
At Your Side Dragging Their Feet Friendship Award
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Friends Forever
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Why You Make Me Smile
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Because you are beautiful
Because you are kind
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Because you are wonderful
Because you are caring
Because you are funny
Because you are smart
Because you are cute
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Because you are sweet
Because you are cool
Because you are understanding
Because you are
You!
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Friends Forever
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Why Do We Need Friends?
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We need friends for many reasons,
all throughout the four seasons.
We need friends to comfort us when we are sad,
and to have fun with us when we are glad.
We need friends to give us good advice.
We need someone we can count on to treat us nice.
We need friends to listen to our problems
and to help us think of ways to solve them.
We need friends because we are social in nature
and having friends makes us feel secure.
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We need friends to remember us once we have passed
sharing memories that will always last.
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need them in your life!
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Very special moments with you
All the great things you do for
me
Loving times we spend together
Everything we share with each
other
Nice things you say to me
Tender and unexpected gestures
Incredible times we spend
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Never-ending friendship you
offer
Each and every time you smile
Email
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True Friends
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T
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antastic advice
eally compassionate
ntellectually stimulating
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eliriously funny
o cool to be friends with
We are true friends because you have so many great qualities!
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True Best Friend
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True Friends Are Few And Far Between
Sometimes I Think That I Could Just Scream
But You Stand Out Above All Of The Rest
You Have Really Been Put To The Test
You Passed The Test And That's Why...
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You're Definitely The
Best!
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Harsh Words
Friend Like You
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I Love You Frog
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Because Im a Man
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Wonderful Story
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The Mexican Millionaire
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A Mexican man becomes an instant millionaire after
winning the lottery.
With his newfound wealth, he decides on exactly what he
will buy.He buys a 20 acre plot of land in Mexico and
hires an architect.
"I want mi casa to be built right there, with big columns in
front, and a marble foyer, and at the end of the hall I want
a halo statue." The architect, excited aboutmaking mega
bucks off this man, jots down exactly what the Mexican
wants,"I'll do it sir, I'll make this a fine house for you!"
All the plans are made and the architect starts
construction. He searches six different countries to find
exquisite columns for the front of the house and has
marble shipped in from France to line the foyer.
The only problem he has is that he cannot locate a halo
statue. Knowing that religious symbols are important to
many Mexicans, he continues to search high and low for
month after month. The house is finally complete, but
alas, the architect was never able to locate a halo statue.
Swallowing his pride for not being able to complete the
order, he takes the Mexican to see his new home.
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"Si Senor!" exclaims the Mexican. "You got da columns
in front of mi casa!" The architect smiles. They enter the
house and the Mexican notices the marble floor.
"Wonderful! I love mi new marble floor Senor!" states the
Mexican as he wanders down the hall. He reaches the end
of the hall and looks puzzled.
"Senor? Where is my halo statue?" asks the Mexican.
"Well, sir, I'm afraid to have to tell you this, but I
searched high and low and just could not for the life of me
figure out what a halo statue is, much less find one for
you anywhere," says the architect, hanging his head in
shame.
"What? You don't know what a halo statue is?"
"No, sir, I'm sorry, I do not know," replies the architect.
"You know," says the Mexican, "it's that thing that goes
'ringy dingy' and you pick it up and say, 'halo? statue?"
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The Mermaid----JOKE!
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The Mermaid!
There were three men fishing in a boat.
One felt a tug and reeled in his line. He had caught a beautiful
mermaid.
She squirmed and struggled and tried to break free but he
wouldn't let her go.
Finally she said "I'll give you anything you can wish for if you'll
let me go.
"Okay," said the man, "I want my IQ doubled."
So she did and he goes off on Shakespeare and all kinds of
complicated things.
The mermaid goes to leave and the second man grabs her.
"Hey, I'm not going to let you go until I get a wish too."
"Fine," she said, "What do you want?" "I want my IQ tripled."
So she triples his IQ and he goes off solving
all these problems and mathmatical equations.
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"I suppose you want a wish too?" the mermaid said to the last
man.
"You bet I do, I want my IQ timed by 10!"
"Ummm I don't think you do," said the mermaid.
"It'll change your whole aspect on life."
And although she tried to talk him out of it, that's what he
wanted.
So she gave him his wish and *POOF* He turned into a woman.
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The Friendship Crown
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How do I know you're the friend for me?
Because you being there for me is a gurarantee!
You're kind and lovable, and so sincere.
No matter what happens, our friendship will
perservere.
You're funny and you can crack a joke.
You'd even help me out if I was broke.
You always smile, hardly ever frown.
I think you really deserve this friendship crown!
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The Eighteen Bottles
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I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told
by my wife to empty the contents of each and every bottle
down the sink, or else...I said I would and proceeded with the
unpleasant task.
I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the
contents down the sink with the exception of one glass,
which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the second
bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception of one
glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the third
bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink which I drank. I
pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and
poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I pulled the
bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it,
and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the
next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then I
corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink, and drank
the pour.
When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with
one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with
the other, which were twenty-nine, and as the houses came
by, I counted them again, and finally I had all the houses in
one bottle, which I drank. I'm not under the affluence of
incolhol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as
you might drink. I foos so feelish I don't know who is me,
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and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.
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Ten Ways
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1. You're extraordinarily kind.
2. You have a warm heart.
3. You are especially funny.
4. You're unselfish.
5. You are genuine.
6. You are loyal.
7. You are cheerful.
8. You are trustworthy.
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9. You have a fascinating personality.
10. You are a good friend.
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Sweet as Honey
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You are nice and sweet,
from your head to your feet.
As sweet as honey,
and hilariously funny.
As good as gold,
so perfect they broke the mold.
There's noone quite as wonderful as you,
someone so great to talk to!
You're as sweet as honey!
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asdfOnce upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for
baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and
somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love.
When it was apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself
"She'll never go for me carrying on like that," so he made the supreme
sacrifice and gave up his beloved baked beans, and shortly after, that
they got married.
It was his birthday a few months later and, on the way home from
work, his car broke down.
Since they lived in the country, the man called his wife and told her he
would be late because he had to walk.
On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of
baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk,
he figured he could walk off any ill effects before he got home. So he
went in and ordered, and before leaving had three extra large helpings
of baked beans. All the way home he 'putt-putted'. He 'putted' down
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one hill and 'putt-putted' up the next.
By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe. His wife met him
at the door and seemed somewhat excited.
She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you
for dinner tonight!" She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair
at the head of the table and made him promise not to peek.
At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as
she was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again
made him promise not to peek until she returned, and she went to
answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He
shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as
a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin
and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when
another urge came on. He raised his leg and 'rrriiiipppp!' It sounded
like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging,
he tried fanning his arms awhile, hoping the smell would dissipate.
Things had just about returned to normal when he felt another urge
coming. He shifted his weight to his other leg and let go. This was a
real blue-ribbon winner; the windows rattled, the dishes on the table
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shook and, a minute later, the flowers on the table were dead. While
keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping
his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next
ten minutes, farting and fanning them each time with his napkin. When
he heard his wife saying goodbye (indicating the end of his loneliness,
and freedom) he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on
top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his
wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had
peeked at the dinner. After assuring her he had not, she removed the
blindfold and yelled,
"Surprise!!"
To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated
around the table for his surprise birthday party.
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I Love You
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I love you not only for what you are
But for what I am when I am with you
I love you not only for what you have made of yourself
But for what you are making of me
I love you for the part of me
that you will bring out
I love you for passing over my foolish and weak traits
That you can't help but see
I love you for drawing out into the light my beauty
That no one else had loved quite far enough to find
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Friends Forever
...Smile
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Happy Day
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I'd like to wish you a happy day.
A happy day is letting the breeze blow through your
hair.
A happy day is sunshine warming your skin.
A happy day is eating your favorite meal.
A happy day is having personal time to yourself.
A happy day is walking away from the stresses of life.
A happy day is appreciating having your health.
A happy day is reflecting on all the special people who
are there for you.
A happy day is appreciating that you were given this
day to enjoy, so make the best of it.
I hope you have a happy day!
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Some Say
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Some say love, it is a river
That drowns the tender reed
Some say love, it is a razor
That leaves your soul to bleed
Some say love, it is a hunger
An endless aching need
I say love, it is a flower
And you its only seed
It's the soul afraid of dreaming,
That never learns to dance
And the soul afraid of waking,
That never takes the chance
It's the one, who won't be taken
Who cannot seem to give
And the soul afraid of dying,
That never learns to live
When the night has been too lonely
And the road has been too long
When you feel that love is only
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For the lucky and the strong
Just remember in the winter
Far beneath the bitter snow
Lies the seed that with the sun's love
In the spring becomes the rose
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Friends Forever
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Smiling is infectious; you catch it like the flu,
When someone smiled at me today I started smiling
too.
I passed around the corner and someone saw my
grin,
When he smiled I realized I'd passed it on to him.
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I thought about that smile, and realized its worth:
A single smile, just like mine, could travel round
the Earth.
So if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it
undetected…
Let's start an epidemic quick and get the world
infected!!
Your Email:
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I Love You Frog
Horse Cop
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Smile
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Wonderful Story
Dough Boy
Friends Forever
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A Greater Friend Than Any
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A minister passing through his church
in the middle of the day,
Decided to pause by the altar
and see who had come to pray.
Just then the back door opened,
a man came down the aisle,
The minister frowned as he saw
the man hadn't shaved in a while.
His shirt was shabby, old
and his coat was worn and frayed,
the man knelt, he bowed his head,
then rose and walked away.
In the days that followed,
each noon time came this chap,
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each time he knelt just for a moment,
a lunch pail in his lap.
Well, the minister's suspicions grew,
with robbery a main fear,
He decided to stop the man and ask him,
"What are you doing here?"
The old man said he worked down the road.
Lunch was half an hour.
Lunchtime was his prayer time,
for finding strength and power.
"I stay only moments, see,
because the factory is so far away;
as I kneel here talking to the Lord,
this is what I say:
"I JUST CAME AGAIN TO TELL YOU, LORD,
HOW HAPPY I'VE BEEN,
SINCE WE FOUND EACH OTHER'S FRIENDSHIP
AND YOU TOOK AWAY MY SIN.
DON'T KNOW MUCH OF HOW TO PRAY, BUT I
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THINK ABOUT YOU EVERYDAY.
SO, JESUS, THIS IS JIM CHECKING IN TODAY."
The minister feeling foolish,
told Jim, that was fine.
He told the man he was welcome
to come and pray just anytime.
Time to go, Jim smiled, and said
"Thanks." He sped to the door.
The minister knelt at the altar,
he'd never done it before.
His cold heart melted, warmed with love,
and met with Jesus there.
As the tears flowed, in his heart,
he repeated old Jim's prayer:
HOW HAPPY I'VE BEEN,
SINCE WE FOUND EACH OTHER'S FRIENDSHIP
AND YOU TOOK AWAY MY SIN.
I DON'T KNOW MUCH OF HOW TO PRAY, BUT I
THINK ABOUT YOU EVERYDAY.
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SO, JESUS, THIS IS ME CHECKING IN TODAY."
Past noon one day, the minister noticed
that old Jim hadn't come.
As more days passed without Jim,
he began to worry some.
At the factory, he asked about him,
learning he was ill.
The hospital staff was worried,
but he'd given them a thrill.
The week that Jim was with them,
brought changes in the ward.
His smiles, a joy contagious.
Changed people, were his reward.
The head nurse couldn't understand
why Jim was so glad,
when no flowers, calls or cards came,
not a visitor he had.
The minister stayed by his bed,
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he voiced the nurse's concern:
No friends came to show they cared.
He had nowhere to turn.
Looking surprised, old Jim spoke up
and with a winsome smile;
"The nurse is wrong, she couldn't know,
that in here all the while
everyday at noon He's here,
a dear friend of mine, you see,
He sits right down, takes my hand,
leans over and says to me:
"I JUST CAME AGAIN TO TELL YOU, JIM,
HOW HAPPY I HAVE BEEN,
SINCE WE FOUND THIS FRIENDSHIP,
AND I TOOK AWAY YOUR SIN.
ALWAYS LOVE TO HEAR YOU PRAY,
I THINK ABOUT YOU EACH DAY,
AND SO JIM, THIS IS JESUS
CHECKING IN TODAY."
If this blesses you, pass it on... Many
people will walk in and out of
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your life, but only true friends will
leave footprints in your heart.
Author Unknown
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You're Dear to my Heart
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A friend is dear to your heart, will never part.
Will always stay, and never delay.
A friend won't capitalize on weakness, will celebrate your
uniqueness.
A friend will share the glory, tell a story.
Will remember your secrets, and never leak them.
A friend will triumph in time of need, will be there with
speed.
Doesn't like to fight, won't always have to be right.
A friend will be your inspiration, join your celebration.
Won't envy achievements, will always leave imprints.
A friend will communicate with your soul, help you meet
your goals.
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Won't ever let you down, or turn your smile into a frown.
A friend is richer than gold, and a work of art to behold.
Send this page to all your friends who are dear to your
heart!
Your Email:
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Wonderful Story
Dough Boy
Friends Forever
...Smile
Job Interview
A Hug.....
Suprise
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My Wish for You
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My Wish For
You
I wish....
You happiness on a cloudy day.
Blue skies to chase your cares away.
A breath of fresh air when you are feeling down.
Anything to get rid of that frown.
A sprinkle of rain,
And a life free of pain.
I wish you warmth from the rays of the sun
And a lifetime of joy and fun.
Just keep your eyes to the sky.
And know I am always nearby.
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Friends Forever
...Smile
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A Hug.....
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My Friend
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You are my sunshine because you are...
Kind
Caring
Friendly
Funny
Smart
Special
Supportive
Loyal
Loving
Cheerful
Sophisticated
Stylish
Send this page to tell all your friends they are your sunshine!
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Let's Do The
Monkey Dance
You Say You Don't Want To Do The Monkey Dance?
Well, We Say "YES, DO THE MONKEY DANCE!"
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Here We Go -- Just Remember It's All In The Stance!
Jump Up And Down Like You Have Ants In Your Pants!
Monkey Around And Make A Little Romance!
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Put Your Cool Shades On And Do A Dance From France!
These Three Are Making Their Own Monkey Dance!
Wiggle and Jiggle and Maybe Even Prance!
Be a Swingin' Chimp and Give The Ladies a Sly Glance!
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Join In -- Come On and Take A Chance!
You'll Enjoy Yourself Doing The Monkey Dance!
You May Still Be Asking Yourself Why This Dance...
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Share The Monkey Dance With All Your Friends!
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Tell Your Friends!
MomsForLife Home Page
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Enhancing lives - one family at a time
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Men are Like
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Men are Like..
PLACEMATS
They only show up when there's food on the table. ...
MASCARA
They usually run at the first sign of emotion. ...
BIKE HELMETS
They're good in emergencies but usually just look silly. ...
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GOVERNMENT BONDS
They take so long to mature. ...
COPIERS
You need them in reproduction but that's about it. ...
LAVA LAMPS
Fun to look at it but not all that bright. ...
BANK ACCOUNTS
Men are Like
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Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. ...
HIGH HEELS
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. ...
CURLING IRONS
They're always hot and always in your hair. ...
MINI SKIRTS
If your not careful they'll creep up your legs. ...
HANDGUNS
Men are Like
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Keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.
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Cat on Tin Roof
Horse Cop
Friend Like You
Wonderful Story
Dough Boy
Friends Forever
...Smile
Job Interview
A Hug.....
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Meaning of Love
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Love is when two people touch each other's
soul.
Love is honesty and trust.
Love is helping one another.
Love is mutual respect.
Love means that differences can be worked
out.
Love is reaching your dreams together.
Love is the connection of two hearts, yours
and mine.
Send this page to someone special!
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When the daylights gone and your on your own
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Through the haste and hurry,
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And you have nowhere to turn, I'll be at your side,
If life's standing still, and your souls confused,
And you cannot find what road to choose,
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Benign......................What you be after you be eight.
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Cesarean Section....A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan..................Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize................Made eye contact with her.
Colic.......................A sheep dog.
Coma.......................A punctuation mark.
D&C........................Where Washington is.
Dilate......................To live long.
Enema.....................Not a friend.
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Fibula......................A small lie.
G.I.Series................World Series of military baseball.
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Impotent.................Distinguished, well known.
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Medical Staff.........A Doctor's cane.
Morbid....................A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates..................Cheaper than day rates.
Node.......................I knew it.
Outpatient.............A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear...............A fatherhood test.
Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative.......A letter carrier.
Recovery Room......Place to do upholstery.
Rectum..................Damn near killed him.
Secretion...............Hiding something
Seizure...................Roman emperor.
Tablet....................A small table.
Terminal Illness......Getting sick at the airport.
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I ran into a stranger as he passed by,
"Oh excuse me please" was my reply.
He said, "Please excuse me too;
I wasn't watching for you."
We were very polite, this stranger and I.
We went on our way saying good-bye.
But at home a difference is told,
how we treat our loved ones, young and old.
Later that day, cooking the evening meal,
My son stood beside me very still.
As I turned, I nearly knocked him down.
"Move out of the way," I said with a frown.
He walked away, his little heart broken.
I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken.
While I lay awake in bed,
God's still small voice came to me and said,
"While dealing with a stranger, common courtesy you use,
But the children you love, you seem to abuse.
Go and look on the kitchen floor,
You'll find some flowers there by the door.
Those are the flowers he brought for you.
He picked them himself: pink, yellow and blue.
He stood very quietly not to spoil the surprise,
and you never saw the tears that filled his little eyes."
By this time, I felt very small,
and now my tears began to fall.
I quietly went and knelt by his bed;
"Wake up, little one, wake up," I said. "
Are these the flowers you picked for me?"
He smiled, "I found 'em, out by the tree.
I picked 'em because they're pretty like you.
I knew you'd like 'em, especially the blue."
I said, "Son, I'm very sorry for the way I acted today;
I shouldn't have yelled at you that way."
He said, "Oh, Mom, that's okay. I love you anyway."
I said, "Son, I love you too,
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and I do like the flowers, especially the blue."
Are you aware that if we died tomorrow, the company that we are
working for would easily replace us in a matter of days. But the
family we left behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives.
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behind the story? Do you know what the word FAMILY means?
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It's not something to buy,
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It will make you feel good,
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You’ve blessed me with friends and laughter and fun
With rain that’s as soft as the light from the sunYou’ve blessed me with the stars to brighten each night
You’ve given me help to know wrong from right
You’ve given me so much, please Lord give me too
A heart that is always Grateful to you.
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Friendship Tree
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Trees start out as a seed
and grow with time.
We planted the seeds of friendship,
and our relationship took off from there.
As our friendship continues to grow,
I appreciate every ring on my tree.
For every ring symbolizes a special event, a laugh, or even a cry.
For you have made a difference in my life.
The events we weather in life make us who we are.
And just as a tree grows roots,
we grow roots.
We develop long lasting relationships.
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I want to thank you for being my roots, my stable force.
I know I can count on you.
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Box of Kisses
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Some time ago, a man punished his 3-year-old daughter
for wasting a roll of gold wrapping paper. Money was
tight and he was furious when the child tried to decorate
a box.
Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift to her father
the next morning and said, "This is for you, Daddy." He
was embarrassed by his earlier overreaction, but his
anger flared again when he found the box was empty.
He yelled at her,"Don't you know when you give
someone a present, there's supposed to be something
inside it? The little girl looked up at him with tears in her
eyes and said, "Oh, Daddy, it's not empty, I blew kisses
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into the box. All for you, Daddy."
The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little
girl, and he begged for her forgiveness.
An accident took the life of the child only a short time
later and it is told that the man kept that gold box by his
bed for many years and whenever he was discouraged,
he would take out an imaginary kiss and remember the
love of the child who had put it there.
In a very real sense, each of us as humans have been
given a gold container filled with unconditional love and
kisses from our children, friends, family or God. Even
our pets!
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There is no more precious possession anyone could hold
than love.
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Friends Are Like Rainbows
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Friends are like rainbows.
This I know.
Because each color stands alone,
yet blends together from a distance.
As friends, we each have our own identities,
but also have some similarities.
We have lots in common that we like to do,
and we have values and morals that are similar.
A rainbow makes you smile
just as good friends do too.
From a distance you can spot a beautiful rainbow,
just as you can spot good friends - us!
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Send the rainbow to all your good friends! See if they send it back!
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Dough Boy
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Friends Forever
A Hug.....
Daddy?
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This Teddy Bear is just for You,
To give you a *hug* when you feel blue.
He comes with a reminder to keep in touch,
Because when you're not here, you're missed so much!
Click here to Send Someone you care about a
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A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story
and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying
"God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma, and
goodbye grandpa."
The father said, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"
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Daddy?
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The little girl said "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the
thing to do."
The next day grandpa died. Father thought it was a strange
coincidence.
A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to
her prayers, which went like this:
"God bless mommy, God bless daddy and good-bye grandma.
Next day the grandmother died.
My gosh, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other
side. Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad
heard her say
"God bless mommy and good-bye daddy."
He practically went into shock. Couldn't sleep all night and got up at
the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all
day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could
get by until midnight he would be OK. He felt safe in the office, so
instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there,
drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.
Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
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Daddy?
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When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so
late, what's the matter?"
He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst
day of my life."
She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what
happened to me. This morning the mailman dropped dead on our
porch."
The Mailman Was the Father :)
Make A Friend Laugh Send them This Page
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A Wish
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~Star light, star bright,
first star I see tonight
~A wish I make this very night,
a wish that all my friends sleep tight
~A wish that all good dreams come
true
May God bless everything they do
~A wish that every day they'll wake
to find a helping hand to take
~Someone to trust, someone to hold,
someone to truly call their "own"
~For days they cry, for days they pout
A wish for peace without a doubt
~For days our happiness will thrive
A prayer to God I am alive
~A wish of joy, and peace, and love,
for these are all gifts from above
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A Wish
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~For everything we do together
I pray that it will last forever
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Harsh Words
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Before I Went to Bed
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Before I went to bed tonight
I just had to let you know,
that my love for you is strong
and will always to continue to grow.
I thought that you should hear
That every moment we spent together,
I hold each second dear.
I had you on my mind.
I thought of sweet things you've done for me,
things from a heart that is so kind.
I hope this letter makes you happy,
if only for a while
But I'd gladly write a million
just to see you smile.
I know this sounds crazy,
just like I lost my head.
But I had to let you know,
before I went to bed.
*You never know what might happen tomorrow. You never
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know if tomorrow will even come, so send this to
everyone special in your life because tomorrow might be
too late! *
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FeelGoodPages.com - And He Said...
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You say: "It's impossible."
God says: All things are possible. (Luke 18:27)
You say: "I'm too tired."
God says: I will give you rest. (Matthew 11:28-30)
You say: "Nobody really loves me."
God says: I love you. (John 3:16 & John 13:34)
You say: "I can't go on."
God says: My grace is sufficient.
(II Corinthians 12:9 & Psalm91:15)

You say: "I can't figure things out."
God says: I will direct your steps. (Proverbs 3:5-6)

You say: "I can't do it."
God says: You can do all things. (Philippians 4:13)
You say: "I'm not able."
God says: I am able (II Corinthians 9:8)
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You say: "It's not worth it."
God says:It will be worth it. (Roman 8:28)
You say: "I can't forgive myself."
God says: I FORGIVE YOU (I John 1:9 & Romans 8:1)
You say: "I can't manage."
God says: I will supply all your needs. (Philippics 4:19)
You say: "I'm afraid."
God says: I have not given you a spirit of fear.
(II Timothy 1:7)

You say: "I'm always worried and frustrated."
God says:Cast all your cares on ME. (I Peter 5:7)
You say: "I don't have enough faith."
God says: I've given everyone a measure of faith.
(Romans 12:3)

You say: "I'm not smart enough."
God says: I give you wisdom. (I Corinthians 1:30)
You say: "I feel all alone."
God says: I will never leave you nor forsake you.
(Hebrews13:5)

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A Love Story That WIll Touch Your Heart
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There was once a guy who suffered from cancer... a cancer that can't be
treated. He was 18 years old and he could die anytime. All his life, he was
stuck in his house being taken cared by his mother. He never went outside but
he was sick of staying home and wanted to go out for once.
So he asked his mother and she gave him permission. He walked down his
block and found a lot of stores. He passed a CD store and looked through the
front door for a second as he walked. He stopped and went back to look into
the store. He saw a young girl about his age and he knew it was love at first
sight. He opened the door and walked in, not looking at anything else but her.
He walked closer and closer until he was finally at the front desk where she sat.
She looked up and asked "Can I help you?" She smiled and he thought it was
the most beautiful smile he has ever seen before and wanted to kiss her right
there.
He said "Uh... Yeah... Umm... I would like to buy a CD." He picked one out
and gave her money for it.
"Would you like me to wrap it for you?" she asked, smiling her cute smile
again.
He nodded and she went to the back.
She came back with the wrapped CD and gave it to him. He took it and walked
out of the store. He went home and from then on, he went to that store
everyday and bought a CD, and she wrapped it for him. He took the CD home
and put it in his closet. He was still too shy to ask her out and he really wanted
to but he couldn't. His mother found out about this and told him to just ask her.
So the next day, he took all his courage and went to the store. He bought a CD
like he did everyday and once again she went to the back of the store and came
back with it wrapped. He took it and when she wasn't looking, he left his phone
number on the desk and ran out...
!!!RRRRRING!!!
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The mother picked up the phone and said, "Hello?"
It was the girl!!! She asked for the boy and the mother started to cry and said,
"You don't know? He passed away yesterday...
" The line was quiet except for the cries of the boy's mother. Later in the day.
The mother went into the boy's room because she wanted to remember him.
She thought she would start by looking at his clothes. So she opened the closet.
She was face to face with piles and piles and piles of unopened CDs. She was
surprised to find all those CDs and she picked one up and sat down on the bed
and she started to open one.
Inside, there was a CD and as she took it out of the wrapper, out fell a piece of
paper. The mother picked it up and started to read it.
It said: Hi... I think U R really cute. Do u wanna go out with me? Love, Jacelyn
The mother opened another CD...
Again there was a piece of paper. It said: Hi... I think U R really cute. Do u
wanna go out with me? Love, Jacelyn
Love is... when you've had a huge fight but then decide to put aside your egos,
hold hands and say, "I Love You"
You Have 2 Options
1) Send this page to all your Fiends
2) Don't send it and act like it didn't touch you.
I hope You Chose 1 I did
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Angels to Watch Over Us
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May you always have an angel by your side
Watching out for you in all the things you do
Reminding you to keep believing in brighter days
Finding ways for your wishes and dreams to take you to
beautiful places
Giving you hope that is as certain as the sun
Giving you the strength of serenity as your guide
May you always have love and comfort and courage
And may you always have an angel by your side
May you always have an angel by your side
Someone there to catch you if you fall
Encouraging your dreams Inspiring your happiness
Holding your hand and helping you through it all
In all of our days, our lives are always changing
Tears come along as well as smiles
Along the roads you travel, may the miles be a thousand
times more lovely than lonely
May they give you the kind of gifts that never, ever end:
someone wonderful to love and a dear friend in whom you
can confide
May you have rainbows after every storm
May you have hopes to keep you warm
And may you always have an angel by your side
Emilia Larson
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Tell Your Friends!
Harsh Words
Cat on Tin Roof
Horse Cop
Friend Like You
Wonderful Story
Dough Boy
Friends Forever
...Smile
Job Interview
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Don't Ever Stop Dreaming Your Dreams
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Don't ever be reluctant
to show your feelings when
you're happy, give in to it.
When you're not, live with it.
Don't ever be afraid to
try to make things better you might
be surprised at the results.
Don't ever take the weight of the
world on your shoulders.
Don't ever feel threatened by the future,
take life one day at a time.
Don't ever feel guilty about the past
what's done is done.
Learn from any mistakes you might have made.
Don't ever feel that you are alone
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there is always somebody there
for you to reach out to.
Don't ever forget that you can achieve
so many of the things you can imagine. ...
It's not as hard as it seems.
Don't ever stop loving
don't ever stop believing,
don't ever stop dreaming your dreams.
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Wonderful Story
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Chicken Head
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Shocking but True:
Woman Discovers Chicken Head at
McDonalds
November 29, 2000.
A customer at a McDonald's restaurant in Newport New, VA, got more
than she bargained for when she received her order.
Katherine Ortega found a fried chicken's head in the box of chicken
wings she ordered Wednesday.
Ortega said someone who wasn't looking closely could have easily
mistaken the chicken's head for another piece of chicken, like the leg for
a wing. The chicken's beak, the cone on top of its head and some
feathers are visible.
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Harsh Words
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Friend Like You
Wonderful Story
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Friends Forever
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A Friend Like You
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A Friend Like You
Is Almost Too Good To Be True
The Laughter, the Tears
We have been through them over the Years
The Time We Have Shared
No One Could Compare
The Lessons We Have Learned
The Times We Have Been Burned
The Moments Together We Have Made
Those Will Never Fade
Our Friendship Can Only Grow Stronger
And The Years Hopefully Longer
I Just Wanted You To Know
How Much I Cherish YOU SO
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Tell Your Friends!
Harsh Words
Cat on Tin Roof
Horse Cop
Friend Like You
Wonderful Story
Dough Boy
Friends Forever
...Smile
Job Interview
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An Exceptional Friend!
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Extraordinarily giving
Xtra special
Cares about me
Exemplary citizen
Perfect friend
Totally unique
Intelligent conversationalist
Outstanding listener
Never cold-hearted
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An Exceptional Friend!
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Awesome personality
Lovable!
You are an exceptional friend!
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Friend Like You
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Friends Forever
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A Wonderful Thing!
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Having good friends is a wonderful thing!
It kinda makes you want to sing!
They have a way of making you laugh,
and will consistently stick up for you in your behalf.
A friend will treasure the things you've done,
especially the moments that have been such fun!
You can count on a friend to be sincere,
and to always bring with them lots of cheer.
It's a guarantee that friends will fight,
but in the end, they'll always make it right!
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Send this page to all your wonderful friends!
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A Wonderful Thing!
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Tell Your Friends!
Harsh Words
Cat on Tin Roof
Horse Cop
Friend Like You
Wonderful Story
Dough Boy
Friends Forever
...Smile
Job Interview
A Hug.....
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You're So Nice!
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You are someone special, I do declare.
When times are rough, I know you're there.
You always listen and give good advice.
You're never mean, but always nice.
I value your friendship so much.
When I need you, you're there in a rush.
Being friends with you is such a treat.
Your friendship just can't be beaten!
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Horse Cop
Friend Like You
Wonderful Story
Dough Boy
Friends Forever
...Smile
Job Interview
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A hug is a wonderful gift to share,
A way to show each other that we care;
There is so much a hug is able to do,
When you feel those arms holding you.
A hug is a place to feel safe and warm,
A comfort for a sad heart that is torn;
An expression of the love in our heart,
For ones who we wish, never to be apart.
A hug is a greeting when we meet to say hello,
Or to say goodbye when we have to go;
It can hold us up when life gets us down,
And makes us smile, instead of frown.
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A hug can be given for no reason at all,
And given to those, both big and small;
We're never too old to feel the joy it brings,
As it is one of life's most pleasing things.
And for all of this beauty, a hug is free!
It costs nothing, yet means so much to me;
We should all hug another to show we care,
For to feel a warm hug, nothing can compare.
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Harsh Words
Cat on Tin Roof
Horse Cop
Friend Like You
Wonderful Story
Dough Boy
Friends Forever
...Smile
Job Interview
A Hug.....
Suprise
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A Glass of Milk
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One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from
door to door to pay his way through school, found he
had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry. He
decided he would ask for a meal at the next house.
However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young
woman opened the door. Instead of a meal he asked
for a drink of water.
She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large
glass of milk. He drank it slowly, and then asked, "How
much do I owe you?"
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"You don't owe me anything," she replied. "Mother has
taught us never to accept pay for a kindness."
He said..... "Then I thank you from my heart." As Howard
Kelly left that house, he not only felt stronger physically,
but his faith in God and man was strong also. He had been
ready to give up and quit.
Year's later that young woman became critically ill. The
local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the big
city, where they called in specialists to study her rare
disease. Dr. Howard Kelly was called in for the
consultation. When he heard the name of the town she
came from, a strange light filled his eyes. Immediately he
rose and went down the hall of the hospital to her room.
Dressed in his doctor's gown he went in to see her. He
recognized her at once. He went back to the consultation
room determined to do his best to save her life. From that
day he gave special attention to the case.
After a long struggle, the battle was won. Dr. Kelly
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requested the business office to pass the final bill to him
for approval.
He looked at it, then wrote something on the edge and the
bill was sent to her room. She feared to open it, for she
was sure it would take the rest of her life to pay for it all.
Finally she looked, and something caught her attention on
the side of the bill.
She read these words.....
"Paid in full with one glass of milk"
(Signed)
Dr. Howard Kelly.
Tears of joy flooded her eyes as her happy heart prayed:
"Thank You, God, that Your love has spread abroad through human
hearts and hands."
Now you have two choices.
You can send this page on and spread a positive message.
Or ignore it and pretend it never touched your heart.
Your Email:
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Friend Like You
Wonderful Story
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Friends Forever
...Smile
Job Interview
A Hug.....
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Beautiful!
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You are so beautiful to me.
A prettier face there couldn't be.
As innocent as a rose
but yet I know
You're knowledgeable in every way.
And if I need you, I know you'll stay.
You're beautiful inside and out.
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You're exquisite, without a doubt!
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Friend Like You
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Dough Boy
Friends Forever
...Smile
Job Interview
A Hug.....
Suprise
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