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Table of Contents
News
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Tooth and Dagger will henceforth be distributed on the
third Tuesday of the month, to better serve you.
?dQ[XbWTaGraeme Worthy [email protected]
=Tfb4SXc^aMichael LaPointe michael@toothanddagger
5TPcdaTb4SXc^aReanna Alder [email protected]
<dbXR4SXc^aSarah Buchanan [email protected]
2^_h4SXc^abSarah Caufield, Andy Hudson
;XbcX]VbDana Martin [email protected]
3TbXV]Ta4\TaXcdbWill Brown [email protected]
=TfbSean Orr [email protected], Mike
LaPointe michael@toothanddagger, Caroline Walker ž;XUT
Duncan M. McHugh [email protected], Chris
Eng [email protected], Mike Anderson ž<dbXR
Curtis Woloschuk [email protected], Mark
Pickersgill, Sarah Buchanan, Lyn Heinemannž 5TPcdaTb
Jackie Wong, Reanna Alder, Sam VanSchie, Andy Hudson
ž8[[dbcaPcX^]bNicole Ondre, Erin Green, ž?W^c^bSam
VanSchie, Duncan M. McHugh
Thanks to all those listed above, and also: Karlene Harvey,
Joanna Wong, Eden Veadry, Roy Duquette, Greg and special
thanks to the Gods & the Earths.
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the Olympics, while at the same time co-ordinating new megadevelopment projects. These long-term capital investments
benefit property owners and large businesses, and are paid
for disproportionately by the average citizen. "Socialize debt,
privatize profit" is the cry of modern capitalism. The public
investments and private developments raise the value of property, which in turn raises the cost of housing. Rising housing
costs effectively remove blue collar workers, most of the elderly, refugees, poor people, single parents, artists, musicians, and
students from the area. The ultimate outcome of this vision is
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time I started shaving my legs, which I recall being after everyone else (this is probably a slightly biased memory). I started
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sexy. And necessary.
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TOOTH and DAGGER d_P]SR^\X]V ~ send your events to: [email protected]
=MUSIC=
THU, DEC 20TH
Twin Crystals w/Mutators, Shearing
Pinx, and Basketball
@ Pub 340
THU, DEC 20TH
Scottie B. w/ Paul Devro
The Modern (7 Alexander St)
FRI, DEC 21ST
The Stills
So you wanna see a Biltmore show. Tix at
Zulu, Scratch, Red Cat and Dandelion.
The Biltmore Cabaret (395 Kingsway)
The SSRIs, Ok Vancouver Ok,
RussianWords, Lala, Gr8-2000,
Aaron Read
Hoko Japanese House (362 Powell) $5 Doors
at 7pm All Ages
SUN, DEC 23RD
Soul Christmas Dance Party
For those who like dancing to rare soul,
and Christma, and want to like them both
at once.
@ Soho Bar & Grill, 7090 Lougheed Hwy
(Burnaby)
Free!
JAN 4TH
Plus Perfect w/All Purpose Voltage
Heroes and Secret Fires
[email protected]>.
Hard Rock Miners Xmas Singalong
Its like singing around the Christmas tree, except you are singing with a hundred drunk
strangers, and not a Christmas tree.
Railway Club
7pm
THU, DEC 27TH
Them Jeans w/ Fast Life DJs
Republic (958 Granville) $10
FRI, DEC 28TH
Kid Koala
A master turntablist exposes his tricks, except you can't steal them
because he is too good.
@ The Biltmore Cabaret
FRI, DEC 28TH
er. Do they play hockey? Or are Jason masks
Meet 7PM
SUN, JAN 7TH & SUN, JAN 21ST
Womyn on Wheels
TUE, JAN 1ST
Polar Bear Swim
FRI, JAN 11TH & SAT, JAN 12TH
This homage to questionable judgement
Pedal Play Bike Fix and Skill Share
9pm
Ladies fix your bike. This is a trans-inclu-
Daft Punk's Electroma
takes place on the first day of every year.
Open to all Pedal volunteers. If you are not
sive space.
In a world without mankind, two lonely ro-
You'll wanna don your warmest fleece and
yet one, they will transform you. Expect to
FRI, JAN 11TH
Our Community Bikes 3283 Main Street
bots embark on an odyssey across a stark
woolies and head down to English Bay
join the bike polo folk truing wheels and
Fake Jazz Wednesdays Presents...
Fake Jazz Fridays
6:30 - 9:30pm
California landscape of haunting, surreal
Beach to take part in the action. Bring a ther-
building mallets. Small stock of used parts for
$5-10 dollars
beauty on a quest to become human. Di-
mos big enough to share.
rummaging futilely through. 604.875.8679
rected by Thomas Bangalter and Guy-Manu-
For more info: 604-665-3424
for details
Yay for space pop!
@ the Astoria
@ The Western Front
=ART=
A special edition of the weekly series most
likely to be discussed by hipsters as "great,
until all the hipsters found out about it."
Features four local groups, Totally Ripped,
Black Dicks, her jazz noise collective and
B.C.V.C.O.
8pm
FRI, JAN 11TH
Petroleum By-Products, among 8
others.
'The By-Products would like you to know
that the tickets are cheaper to buy from
them, than at the door, so do that.'
SAT, JAN 20TH
Roy Arden
The Balmoral
VanCity Theatre (1181 Seymour) 9:30pm
Railway Club (579 Dunsmuir) Doors at 9pm
FRI, JAN 12TH
Ladyhawk w/ Bison & JAWS
East Van brodown.
The Astoria - 769 East Hastings Street
trance)
6:30-9:30PM, by donation, $5/hr suggest-
Your last chance to see Arden's colour pho-
SUN, JAN 6TH & FRI, JAN 11TH
tography work on the contemporary urban
Xala
Come share some holiday cheer with Libby
environment.
Savagely funny satire of the new post-in-
Davies, MP for Vancouver East.
Vancouver Art Gallery (750 Hornby)
dependence ruling class that, despite gov-
Rhizome Cafe 317 E Broadway (at King-
WED, JAN 10TH
ernment censorship, broke Senegalese box
sway)
Re-Connection
office records.
5:00-7:00pm
L AST W E D N E S DAY O F E V E RY
Vancouver fibre artists Martha Jablonski-
VanCity Theatre (1181 Seymour) 604-683-
Free
MONTH
Jones and Judy Villett present a joint exhib-
FILM (3456)
WED, DEC 19TH
Anzabonanza Pub Quiz
Vancouver Bicycle Advisory
Committee Meeting
hosted by Trevor Deval & Dylan Rhymer
On the third Wednesday of every month
in a 2-round multimedia trivia showdown.
it of their work. 604-251-1363
=READINGS=
WED, DEC 19TH
Writers In The Round
Mon-Fri, 9-5pm
Cinderpop CD Release Party
Pedal Metal Studios, 194 West 3rd (alley en-
=COMMUNITY =
TUES, DECEMBER 18TH
Libby Davies' Seasonal Open House
(895 Venables)
$18 (door) / $12 from the band.
EVERY WEDNESDAY
el de Homem, and featuring plenty of music,
though none of their own.
Vancouver East Cultural Centre
=FILM=
DEC 18TH
Internation Migrants Day Film
Screening
Join us on the day after Migrants' Day for
a screening of the film Migrants: Those that
ed
10pm, $3
Was Napoleon known for having only one
Hosted by Kate Polsky, featuring readings
meets 5:30pm in Committee Room 2 (on the
testicle? Can you name the next line in a
and music, followed by an open mic.
third floor) at Vancouver City Hall (453 West
coming-of-age thriller? You don't know un-
Third Wed. of each month, 8 pm
12th at Cambie) to address cycling-related
til you try.
Cover $2
issues in the city of Vancouver.
8pm, The Anza Club (8th & Ontario)
Montmartre Cafe (4362 Main)
If you'd like to speak to the committee,
$10, max 5 players per team
WED, DEC 26TH
please contact Nicole Ludwig at 604-871-
UBC Repair Clinic
World Poets' Night Out
6399 or [email protected]
Show up at the AMS Bike Co-op at UBC with
an idea of what you want to learn and the
mechanics will teach you. RSVP ubc.bike-
MON, JAN 14TH & TUE, JAN 15TH
Come from within. Organized by Justicia for
A monthly showcase of poets, musicians,
Blue Rodeo & Luke Doucet
Migrant Workers and sponsored by the Mi-
and actors.
ctyclerk/civicagencies/bicycle
Last minute gift idea for the country mu-
grant Justice Network.
Behind the Scenes (243 W. Broadway)
sic lover.
$5 suggested donation
7:30-9 pm
Orpheum Theatre (Smithe & Seymour)
Rhizome Cafe, 7pm
MON, JAN 15TH
FRI, DEC 21ST - THU, DEC 27TH
Twisted Poets Literary Salon
FRI, JAN 18TH
The Violin
Open-mike poetry night hosted by Bonnie
1ST, 3RD, AND 5TH MONDAY
Vancouver Poetry Slam
The Teenagers
Set in the mid-70s, and filmed in black and
Nish and Sita Carboni of Pandora's Collec-
Cafe Deux Soleils
Fast Night Thursdays
tive. More information at www.pandoras-
9pm, brief open mic at 8:45pm
Tired of the religious procession of the criti-
$5-10 sliding scale
cal masses? Join the speed freaks for some-
604-280-3311
With My! Gay! Husband!, Tyler Fedchuk, Tony
white, the film depicts Don Plutarco and a
X, and Curtis Santiago
band of travelling Mexican musicians, whose
collective.com/
Richard's On Richards (1036 Richards)
ramblings about the countryside make them
Third Mon. of each month, 7 pm
Tix at Zulu, Red Cat, Beatstreet & Scratch
ideal couriers for ammunition and other sup-
Bump N Grind Cafe (916 Commercial)
[email protected]
=ONGOING=
AMS Bike Co-op (north side of the SUB
down some stairs, UBC)
6-8PM, $5/free for members
EVERY THURSDAY
thing harder and faster.
Grandview Park, 9PM
EVERY TUESDAY
Comedy Night at the Wired Monk
plies needed by the local guerillas. A story
=WORKSHOPS=
of war between the power of music and the
SAT, DEC 29TH & SUN, JAN 13TH
GRIND CAFÉ WRITERS' GROUP
blunt force of violence. vicf.org
=OTHER=
Vancouver's independent stand up comedi-
Seamrippers Crafts Presents:
VanCity Cinema (1181 Seymour) 7 & 9pm
Meets every 2 weeks (alternating on Satur-
FRI, DEC 28TH - THU, JAN 3RD
Procession begins at 6pm at 2 locations:
Everyone is welcome! Instruction and sup-
days and Sundays) at the Grind Gallery Café,
Anita O'Day: The Life of a Jazz Singer
plies will be provided by donation.
SUN, DEC 31ST
The Vancouver Aquatic Center and Coopers
4124 Main Street @ King Edward Ave. 10 am
Park. Both Parades meet at David Lam park
317 East Broadway, Vancouver
The Winter Social: NYE w/ The Ice
Cream Social
Biography of a grand dame of jazz who may
to noon. All ages, stages, genres, genders
well have rivalled Edith Piaf for "most tem-
(about 6:30 pm). Fire show, lights, and a 27-
Fixie Ride
& orientations are welcome. Bring some-
Four DJs, both rooms, complimentary cham-
pestuous private life" trophy. Featuring vin-
foot dragon.
thing to write with and on. Occasionally we
pagne, "a huge waste-up sock-hop".
tage footage and an official death sentence
www.secretlantern.org
do move the location, so please email be-
Shine Nightclub (364 Water St)
after a massive drug overdose that she in
fore you come to your first meeting or if you
$10, 10pm
fact survived. Dec 28th: Q&A with spe-
have any questions: Margo Lamont <won-
cial guest speaker Neil Ritchie of the CBC
$20-25, 10pm
and other strange things
the Vancouver Bicycle Advisory Committee
Craft socials at Rhizome Cafe - Every-other
Celebrities Niteclub (1022 Davie)
A night of experimental noise, improv punk,
Bring friends, form a team, and compete
FRI, DEC 21ST
Solstice Secret Lantern Procession
played out? Not to MSTRKRFT.
Fake Jazz Wednesdays @ The Cobalt
For more info, see http://www.vancouver.ca/
MSTRKRFT
They are wearing goalie masks in the post-
Science World Gazebo
VanCity Cinema (1181 Seymour)
Cinderpop, The Neins Circa, Paper Moon
MON, DEC 24TH
=WAKE UP 2008=
and jazz lecturer at SFU. Following the 7pm
screening.
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Tuesday at 7:00pm.
ans storm a coffee shop. If you liked the El
Cocal's old comedy nights on the Drive, similar faces appear here. May include heartfelt
renditions of the theme song for "Reading
Rainbow."
The Wired Monk, West 4th Avenue @ Tra-
toothanddagger.com
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]