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CONTENTS
April 10. 1987
Reportage
4
C o m p u t e r Science H o u s e receives
C l i p p e r microprocessor from
Faircnild Corporation.
Japanese Ambassador, H i d e y o s h i
Ukawa, gave a sp>eech on U . S . J a p a n
r e l a t i o n s a n d the e c o n o m y of
Japan.
Feature
16
Reproview
21
A P O sponsored M.D.A. Dance
M A r a t h o n which proved to be a
great time for a great cause.
Scoreboard
Volume 63, Number 20
26
Lacrosse puts together a team effort
in the destruction of S U N Y Alhany.
T o u g h times for the men's team
tennis, as their inexperience causes
early season disappointments.
T h e nasty weather put an end to the
1987 R I T Invitational before it
begins. Season opens tomorrow at
Binghamton.
Departments
Letters
Zodiac
Tab Ads
Bloom County
What's Happening
Cover:
6
12
28
29
30
M c F a r l a n e visits for a third time
after an attempted suicide .
Photos By:
.Steve Freeman
Ringling Brothers and B a m u m and
Bailey b r i n g their clowns to town.
T h e Pyramid presents a weekend of
u n i q u e music a n d dance.
C r o s s i n g the styles of L e d Z e p p e l i n
a n d R U N D . M . C . proves quite
interesting as the Beastie Boys do
on Licensed to III.
Musically revamped. Rank and File
create a diversely rich, new sound.
W h o o p i G o l d b e r g doesn't ' steal"
m u c h of anything in Burglar.
REPRORLE
Student Directorate's biggest (only?)
accomplishment this year has been to
spark a lively debate c o n c e r n i n g
academic g r a d i n g . W h a t SD is
p r o p o s i n g , a c c o r d i n g to t h e i r
advertising would "more accurately
reflect student performance," " n o
longer artificially inflate or deflate
grades by whole increments," "give the
faculty the added flexibility to give
students the grades they deserve."
I ' m not so sure. The first statement
c o n c e r n s accuracy. A n d the SD
proposal is only partially effective The
proposal rewards students who just
missed getting a higher grade. But the
policy, as I understand it, does not
likewise admonish a student who just
barely 'made' the higher grade. To
reward a student who almost got the
grade, and not to punish the student
that just squeezed by insults my sense
o f fairness. I f the objective is to
"accurately reflect student performance," then this proposal only does
half the job. Next, SD contends the
policy will stop grade inflation/de
llation by whole grade increments.
While it will not deflate grades by
anything, it could potentially raise
averages by 03 i n some cases. This can
n o t r e a l l y be c o n s i d e r e d grade
inflation as all o f R I T would be evalu
ated using the same system. As a
student w i t h less than exemplary
grades this "CPA boosting* part o f their
rationale is appealing.
T h e t h i r d statement assumes
faculty do not already have a free hand
in determining students' grades. What
about curves, dropped tests, mandatory
attendance, class participation, etc^ A l l
these are used by professors Institute
wide to justify a grade other than what
the numeric average would deem
appropriate
The SD proposal has merit, more so
in the u n d e r t a k i n g than in their
solution. T h r o u g h their efforts, they
have brought the current grade policy
under scrutiny. A policy many are not
happy with. Student Directorate now
has my o p i n i o n , what they need is
feedback from other students. Do you
want to keep the current system? D o
you like SD's proposal? Do you have a
better idea' To do their job, they need
to know.
Because ofpress deadlines, xve are unable to
cover McFarlane's third visit to RIT in this
issue. His lecture, and a number of other
related issues will be covered in next Friday's
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REPORTER
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E l a i n e Spaull
REPORTAGE
Japan's Ambassador Lecturing In Ingle
Last week Hideyoshi Ukawa, the Japanese
Ambassador to the United States, spoke to
s t u d e n t s a n d f a c u l t y i n the I n g l e
A u d i t o r i u m at the R I T (lollege U n i o n .
Ukawa spoke on Japan and the World
Economy and United Statesjapanese relations.
Although the U.S. and Japan have
vastly different cultural roots, Ukawa
stated that, "We are two o f the most
dynamic and progressive countries in the
world. I n our students we see the world."
Ukawa attended the University o f
Tokyo where he is presently a professor o f
Law. He went to O x f o r d University and
j o i n e d the Japanese Foreign Service in
1954. Rising quickly through the ranks, he
specialized i n economics and became a
world's leader in the field. Ukawa was
m e m b e r o f the T o k y o E c o n o m i c s
Roundtable in 1970. D u r i n g the interview
Ukawa attempted to diffuse a potentially
volatile session o f hostile questioning by
illustrating how much Japan buys from the
U n i t e d States. He bagan by stating that
"Japan buys more U.S.-manufactured
goods than the United Kingdom and West
Germnay combined."
T h e A m b a s s a d o r p r o c e e d e d to
describe how a citizen of Japan would go
through a normal day using American
goods. He stated, "A typical Japanese will
start his day washing w i t h Ivory soap,
shaving with Shick, and eating bread made
with American wheat for breakfast. At the
office he will use a copier made by Xerox.
For lunch he will have a Coke and go to
McDonald's or Kentucky Fried Chicken.
The ladies will use make u p made by Max
Factor and tissue make by Kleenex. At
night he will go to the disco to listen to
Michael Jackson and d r i n k W i l Turkey
bourbon. O n the weekend the baby will be
dressed in Pampers by his mother while
the children beg their father to take them
to Tokyo Disneyland. Should they go, they
must not forget their American Express
Card. This is what we call the CocaColanization o f Japan." This detailed
example of Japanese life helped to shed
light on just how much the United States
influences Japan.
Ukawa concluded his discussion o f
U.S.Japanese trade w i t h two major
examples o f imports. He stated, "Japan
imports 64 percent o f the total beef
exported from the U n i t e d States. We also
i m p o r t 50 percent o f the grapefruit crop
that the U.S. exports."
Business practices in Japan have long
been observed by the U n i t e d States and
other countries. Ukawa confirmed this by
stating. "Systems and practices i n Japan
can be a legitimate concern for the rest o f
the world." Many U.S. companies have
adoptedjapanese business practices in the
hope that they will increase efficiency and
production."
Japan has received much criticism
lately for the dichotomy which exists
between its fantastic national wealth and
its contribution to less fortunate countries
around the world. According to Ukawa,
"We have the t h i r d largest foreign aid
budget i n the world behind the U.S. and
France." So much for Japanese frugality.
When questioned on Japanese citizens'
exposure to the rest o f the world, Ukawa
replied, "Last year, five m i l l i o n Japanese
traveled abroad and there are now half a
m i l l i o n Japanese citizens living overseas."
His point clearly illustrated that Japan is
interested in what goes on outside her
shores.
Ukawa
displayed
a
thorough
knowledge o f both cultures and
enlightened all who attended his discussion. He closed by quoting Japanese
Prime Minister Nakasone: "Japan cannot
remain an island forever." It appears that
japan has already built bridges to the rest
of the world.
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Clipper Processor
T h e A d v a n c e d Research C r o u p o f
C o m p u t e r Science H o u s e r e c e n t l y
received a new donation from Fairchild
C o r p o r a t i o n to continue the project they
have been working on. They are b u i l d i n g
a superfast micromainframe computer for
Computer Science House which will be
based o n Fairchild's C l i p p e r microprocessor (a computer's " t h i n k i n g ' unit)
which is the fastest processor on the
computer market. The new donation o f
two C l i p p e r modules a m m o u n t s to
approximately $5,000. The Advanced
Research C r o u p (ARC), is composed o f
Frank Ciuffrida, an electrical engineering
major, Paul Netzband, Steve Adams and
Brad Werner, who are computer science
majors. Paul Netzband explains, " I n
August o f 1985, we were looking for a
processor on which to base our next
system that we were going to b u i l d for
Computer Science House. At about that
same time, Fairchild announced the
Clipper. I t was by far the best thing we had
seen at that point... This seemed to be
something so new that it was not going to
be outdated in the next three years, so we
pretty much decided to b u i l d a system
around it. We formally got the project
April 10. 1987
Compiled by:
team together i n December o f 1985 and
started w o r k i n g on the project from a
technical standpoint i n March o f 1986."
The group wrote programs which actually
simulated the presence o f a C l i p p e r
module. They showed their work to
Fairchild who delivered two prototype
C l i p p e r processors to ARC in August o f
1986. I n late March o f this year, two new,
updated modules were received.
Frank Ciuffrida, who has done all o f
the hardware work, says, "The objective (of
the C l i p p e r project) is to b u i l d the fastest
computer on campus. But more than that,
it is basically to get super m i n i c o m p u t e r
performance o n t o a desktop, where
typically now, it is i n large computer
rooms. We're going to put all that stuff
onto a desk where a single user or maybe
two p>eople can use it." He continues, "And
as far as o b t a i n i n g those gosfls, we're well
on our way." Computer Science House's
current systems include two DFC PDF
11/70's which are older versions o f the
computers i n the Cinevax and V a x p o p u l i
computer labs. CSH also owns the Laser,
s i m i l a r to a m i n i - m a i n f r a m e , w h i c h
Ciuffrida built entirely. He adds, "The
whole objective o f this project is to get a
real computer system to replace the 11/70's
that we have with some real hardware."
Almost every r o o m at Computer Science
House has a terminal through which floor
members use the c o m p u t e r systems.
Another project ARC is currently working
on is the Stand Alone C l i p p e r System, or
SACS. Ciuffrida explains, 'Its purpose is
to show that we can put a high speed
computer not only onto your desk, but we
can put it into your hand. We will b u i l d a
system that is capable o f sustaining five
t i m e s a V A X ( c o m p u t e r system's)
performance, sits i n the palm o f your hand
and runs on batteries."
The C l i p p e r project has attracted
many visitors to O i m p u t e r Science House.
Ciuffrida says that CSH is a stop o n RIT's
i t i n e r a r y for visitors. These i n l u d e
representatives from different divisions
w i t h i n Fairchild, the president and vicepresident o f Intergraph C o r p o r a t i o n ,
which donated the equipment in the CAD
(Computer A i d e d Design) lab i n the
Engineering Building, and Bill joy, one o f
the creators o f the B e r k e l e y U n i x
operating system. Recently, the director o f
computer systems for the CIA visited ARC,
as d i d representatives from the different
Adnan Derti
Alan Grossman
branches o f ROTC o n campus. Last
Tuesday, two field representatives from
Digital Equipment C o r p o r a t i o n came to
see the facilities and the status o f the
C l i p p e r project.
I h e C l i p p e r p r o j e c t has meant
sacrifices to the Advanced Research
Croup. They have dedicated almost all o f
their time and money to the project.
According to Frank Ciuffrida, they have
given to the project "just about every free
moment o f time we have besides living,
school and sleeping," while he adds that
they would welcome help. He says, " i f there
are any students on campus who are
p a r t i c u l a r l y talented i n C, U n i x , o r
hardware, or all three, we'd be interested."
Paul Netzband says, "Right now, I ' m just
w o r k i n g part-time. I ' m not taking classes,
not working full-time, not m a k i n g real
money, just living on whatever, just so I
have a big chunk o f time available for this.
Due to what we're doing, that large a time
c o m m i t t m e n t is needed. We're up late a
lot." He continues, "It's very ambitious
with four people; very, very ambitious to
say the least." He concludes, "We are here
all the time. Every day. Cotta be."
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LETTERS
A Closer Look
I don't buy this grade change thing. I think
that it's being unfairly represented by the
Student Directorate. Let's look at the
changes being proposed.
Basically what the SD wants is to add
finer granularity to our grading systems.
Fine. So you break down the grading
system into more divisions. Where we now
have 4 divisions (A.BjC.D) between 60 100.
we'd have 7 (A.A/B,B,B/C.C.C/D,D). Let's
work out the math on these things:
4 grades d i v i d e d into 40 points »
10 points per grade.
7 grades divided into 40 points =
(roughly) 5.7 points per grade.
Given that, here are the proposed
p o i n t spreads:
60 - 65.7 D
65.8-708 C/D
70.9 -76.6 C
76.7 - 82.4 B/C
8 2 5 - 88.2 B
885 - 94 A/B
94.1 - 100 A
Well, I guess Student Directorate's
jicture o f the student getting an A/B grade
:"or an 89 is true. But what they don't show
you is that getting a 93 under the propiosed
grading system also gives you an A/B. Who,
looks a little less attractive now, doesn't it?
I spoke with Jose Arevalo, our SD
Chairman, and he said that this wasn't the
proposed system at all. The proposed
system works like this:
Six grades (A/B,B,B/CjC.C/D,D) divided
into 30 points (60-90). Under this system,
there would be a new grade every 5 points
from 60 through 90 and from 90 to 100
there would only be one, an A.
This grading system won't float for two
reasons.
1) . T h e average grade is worth more.
This means that the range 80-89, which is
now worth 3 points, now is worth 3.25
points. Here's how: 80-84 B = 3 points,
85-89 A / B =
3.5 p o i n t s . 80-89
(3 + 3.5)/2 = 3.25. So, we're g e t t i n g
something for nothing. This makes me
very uneasy.
2) . A n A grade remains at its full value.
T h e entire range from 90 to 100 is worth
4 points. The range for an A grade is twice
as wide as that o f other grades, thus, twice
as easy to get. Once again, we're getting
something for nothing.
OK, suppose the system does pass i n
Jose's form. What's to stop the instructors
from grading under the other system
outlined above? The other system certainly
would be a lot easier to work with. I even
know o f some teachers who have already
said that they would grade under the other
6
system even if Jose's was installed. They're
not about to give grades away.
Also, will other CPA-dependent things
change? W i l l it become tougher to get o n
the Dean's List? (After all, i f you can have
a 3.25 where you used to get a 3.0, wouldn't
it only stand to reason that Dean's List
would be moved u p to 3.25?) A n d what
about probation? Would that change too?
Let's not go into this b l i n d . These
matters s h o v . l d be i r o n e d out i n advance
and we, the voters, should be informed.
John WhiU
Fifth-year Computer Science
Help Or Hurt?
I would like to express my displeasure with
the new grading policy that the Student
Directorate is trying to push. I f anything,
I feel that the policy is directed to help
those who are not d o i n g their best and
h u r t those who are t r y i n g to. The policy
now is definately i n the student's best
interest i f they are trying to do well, which
I expect is what everyone wants to do. I f
this new grading policy goes into effect,
the chances o f getting an A i n any class will
go down incredibly. Theoretically speaking, i f the teacher uses a straight 90 - 100
for an A, it will become 95 - 100 to get an
A. Achieving that i n courses would be
extremely difficult no matter what k i n d o f
student you are Now look at the other end
o f the spectrum. Student's who are not
doing well, for whatever reason, won't have
to worry as much about getting on
probation. The policy helps those who are
d o i n g work at probation level get out o f
probation. T h e idea o f p r o b a t i o n isto get
students to do better. W i t h this policy, i f
a student does work at what's considered
p r o b a t i o n now, he won't be put on it and
at the same time will get a higher average.
Who is that really helping? T h e student
does better ori*paper, but doesn't have to
improve any achieve it, and so won't be
p r o d d e d o n to work harder.
I f anything, this policy is very biased
against and unfair to students who want
to do well. It was obviously designed to
benefit some and h u r t others. I sincerely
hope this policy is defeated.
Name withheld
Foot In My Mouth
It has come to my attention that many o f
the Tab Ads published i n the A p r i l 3,1987
issue o f RF.PORTKR Magazine have caused
an uproar. I am referring to the five
personals i n the second c o l u m n o f page
21.
It was my intention to have these five
Tab Ads published i n the DISTORTER and
not the RiTORTER. The Tab Ads were
intended to be part o f the "tastelessness
and offensive nature" o f the DISTORTER.
After reviewing the Tab Ads, I realize
that they are too abusive and too j>eTM}nal,
and should never have been submitted. I
would like to apologize publically to the
parties involved: Julie Harris, Francie
DeSarno, and John Athans. I would also
like to apologize to A l p h a X i D e l u .
Scott J. Sullivan
Taxing Is Wrong
This is i n response to those who have
problems with my letter to REPORTER,
"Start S m o k i n g Again" (3/27/87, the one
about AIDS). I will not deal with the
accusations that I fear or am out to get
homosexuals, d r u g users, etc; wish to see
human beings with AIDS die or know
nothing about AIDS. Frankly, these things
don't make a damn bit o f difference to my
argument. E x p l a i n i n g what does make a
difference is the objective o f this letter.
This letter will outline why taxes should
not be used to help bear the costs o f
treating suffering individuals; it w i l l
simply refer to "suffering individuals"
(please substitute any disease, illness or,
w i t h m o d i f i c a t i o n , any g o v e r n m e n t
p r o g r a m f o r the t e r m " s u f f e r i n g
individuals").
I will take the unfortunately rare
position o f focusing not on the end results
o f tax revenue (who is helped/hurt, what
is paid for) but the means itself, taxation.
There are two ways individuals can
help suffering individuals: charity and
taxation (neglecting acknowledged
c r i m i n a l acts). C h a r i t y is voluntary.
I n d i v i d u a l s v o l u n t a r i l y engage i n
charitable activities and can donate their
money, time, labor, etc. to whatever
subjectively noble cause they choose.
Taxation is n o t a v o l u n t a r y activity
engaged i n freely by every individual who
pays taxes. The government presumes the
right to force every individual l i v i n g
within the government's boundaries to pay
a certain amount o f that individual's hardearned money to the government for its
disposal. Taxation is coercive because i f an
individual refuses to ha. .d over his money,
he ends u p i n j a i l and his propierty is
auctioned off. Refusing to donate money,
time, etc to charity doesn't entail these
consequences.
I believe that individuals should not be
coerced. It is wrong and i m m o r a l to force
an i n d i v i d u a l to do anything, whether he
would voluntarily engage i n the forced
April 10. 1987
activity or not. The only exception is self
defense o f person or property. Coercion
is wrong, regardless i f perpetrated by a
single i n d i v i d u a l (criminal, king), a small
group o f individuals (gang, dictatorship),
or a large group o f individuals (the
majority that our government is supposed
to derive its consent from). Simply stated,
taxation is a coercive and thus i m m o r a l
means for a governmentally decreed end,
but the ends do not justify the means.
Surely the end o f helping suffering
individuals is noble, but the means used
to achieve that end must be moral or the
entire act is unjust. The ends, no matter
how noble, do not justify i m m o r a l means.
Thus, the conclusion o f my last letter
(though, I admit, perhaps ambiguous
when wrapped in an inflammatory issue)
holds true It is unjust to force individuals,
via taxation, to pay for the treatment o f
suffering individuals (modified). What are
the correct means? Charity. C h a r i t y
involves no coercion and is thus a moral
means to an end.
P r a c t i c a l l y stated: I f you w a n t
something, you can voluntarily pay for it.
But to coerce each other into paying is
wrong.
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Michael Riley
Second-year Chemistry
Missed Point
Criticism rquires an honest effort at
objectivity. I n his c r i t i q u e o f "Start
Smoking Again" (RtPORiER, 27 March
1987) e n t i t l e d "Aids Education," Dr.
Doolittle o f RIT's College o f Science
charges that the author o f the letter is in
question, Michael Riley, has a "lack o f
knowledge,
understanding,
and
sensitivity." Dr. Doolittle also suggests that
Mr. Riley is "personally biased" and
"discriminatory," as well as being an
"expounder o f ignorance."
After reading both letters several times,
it became obvious to me that Dr. Doolittle
had not only missed the thrust o f the
article, but that he had also extracted many
inferences unfairly, based on his failure to
carefully read the letter.
We are taught that our expectations
influence our perception. Perhaps Dr.
Doolittle expects ignorant, discriminatory,
or insensitive arguments from R.I.T
students, but i f he carefully re reads the
letter in question, I suggest that he will see
otherwise
Michael Riley's letter is deceptively
simple. It merely states this: I n a free
society, each person must be individually
responsible for the consequences o f their
own voluntary action. This simplicity has
far-reaching implications. One o f them is
that people who are infected with AIDS,
syphilis, herpes, crabs or even love and
emotional commitment as a consequence
o f their voluntary interaction with one
another, must realize that they alone are
solely and singly responsible for these
consequences.
I'm sure that Dr. Doolittle does not
object to this principle. After all it is one
o f the fundamental tenets o f a free,
democratic society. Clearly it would be an
injustice i f Dr. Doolittle was forced to
share in the consequences o f my voluntary
actions. For example, i f I volunteered to
j u m p o f f o f the administration building,
should Dr. Doolittle be forced to pay my
hospital costs? I f I d r i n k too much and
vomit, should Dr. Doolittle be forced to
clean it up? I f I drive too fast and lose my
license, should Dr. Doolittle be compielled
to pick me up from school? I f I fall in love
with someone who is tremendous in bed
(and has an interesting personality) and
she breaks my heart, should Dr. Doolittle
be forced to spend the whole night
consoling me? I f I contract AIDS or any
disease through voluntary sexual activity,
s h o u l d Dr. D o o l i t t l e or anyone be
compelled to pay my medical bills? I n
short, i f I undertake any action voluntarily,
should anyone else be forced to suffer the
consequences o f that action? I plead with
Dr. Doolittle not to suggest that we allow
ourselves to be forced into assuming
responsibility for the consequences o f the
actions o f others, for that would be
tantamount to collective enslavement.
I n the light o f this, it is clear that Mr.
Riley's letter does not suggest that we let
victims o f AIDS suffer and die, nor does
it reflect any insensitivity. It merely states
that the means o f the current solution
allowing the federal government to pick
the pockets o f citizens to pay for the
consequences o f voluntary actions is
immoral! The i m m o r a l i t y o f this solution
is not unique to the problem o f AIDS, it
is true for all cases involving government
taxation s i m p l y because taxation is
involuntary, taxation requires coercion,
and ultimately taxation is gran-scale theft'
For Dr. Doolittle to suggest the tax dollars
are "donated" is sheer stupidity!
In terms o f those who are involuntarily
affected with AIDS or any other disease,
there is a deeper problem which must be
solved. But calling on the government
need not be the only way to do it. I n a
country that raises billions o f dollars a
year through voluntary donations, we
must be careful when considering big
brother as the only possible solution. I'd
like to point out to Dr. Doolittle that Mr.
Riley illustrates the sensitivity o f the
problems
associated
with
those
involuntarily affected by qualifying his
statement with the words "some AIDS
patients" and " p r i m a r i l y caught the
disease."
I n conclusion, I suggest that Dr.
Doolittle re-read "Start Smoking Agjain,"
for it is only through an honest attempt at
objectivity that Dr. Doolittle will be able
to fairly critize Only impartiality will allow
Dr. Doolittle to see the implications o f his
claims i n the larger scheme o f the
government's role within society, as well as
each i n d i v i d u a l ' s r e s p o n s i b i l i t i e s to
society and themselves. I n short. Dr.
Doolittle has done little to achieve the
objectivity necessary to criticize, and his
letter suffers sorely for it.
Mark Mancinelli
Fourth-year Economics
Closer Than 7-11
I f you live o f f campus and travel to the
Institution viajefferson Road, on your way
by the Hess service station, how often do
you focus on a Campus Safety vehicle
parked there? What is it that is so alluring
about this particular Hess Mart? Is it the
coffee or perhaps the young cashier girls?
I have been there several times only to
find Campus Columbos briefing through
magazines while enjoying a hot cup o f
java. How can we expect our fortress to be
readily prepared for action i f they are not
on campus? M i n d you, what is it that they
actually do for us (other than escorting
innocent people o f f campus without
apparent reason)? This one's for you Kathy.
Your legal advisor. I f you need Campus
Safety f o r any reason, please c a l l
I 800-H.E.S.S.
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Bad Influence
In a recent letter to the editor and on
various posters and signs scattered about
campus I have noticed a trend that I find
somewhat disturbing in an academic
setting. Various organizations are calling
upon faculty, staff, and the students o f RIT
to protest and attempt to disrupt or stop
the u p c o m i n g l e c t u r e by R o b e r t
McFarlane. The reasons given are Mr.
McFarlane's recent political blunders and
involvement in the Iran/Contra affair.
The right to conduct such protests is
without question firmly planted in the
First Amendment of our constitution but,
so too is Mr. McFarlane's right to address
the RIT community, as is RIT's right to
present a wide and diverse group o f
speakers. The freedom o f speech is not for
a select few dissidents, but rather for all
this nation's citizens. It seems that only i n
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those repressive communist states that
preach a 'socialist' doctrine is it not
fiermissable to hold or express an opinion
that does not conform with that held by
those i n charge. Protesting an individual
is a s i g n o f a h e a l t h y p o l i t i c a l
consciousness, but to attempt to stop or
disrupt a lecture because o f dissatisfaction
with the o p i n i o n being expressed is
merely a sign o f ignorance.
The d i s t u r b i n g aspect o f these signs
that I mentioned is that they utilize the
First A m e n d m e n t to encourage the
community to infringe on someone else's
right to free speech. I f the school were to
repress their right to protest or even to
hang their posters, these organizations
would not hesitate to decry the loss o f
those rights. They would raise a clamor
over the supression o f their beliefs and
ideas by an adminstration that does not
tolerate a diversity o f o p i n i o n . Yet the
actions that these groups undertook at Mr.
McFarlane's last lecture, as those they have
undoubtably planned for his next, do just
that.
Thomas J. Lambert
Fourth-year Criminal Justice
Another Policy
The Student Directorate has proposed
that the system used by R I T to report
course grades be modified to include
three additional letter grades. I n a letter
to Faculty Council, SD stated that the
proposed grading system would allow
faculty to report course grades that more
accurately represent the achievement o f
each student. This, it was explained, would
reduce the inflation and deflation of CPA's
now experienced by students at the low
and high ends o f the range for each letter
grade. I n an recent conversation with an
administrator in the school o f Computer
Science a n d T e c h n o l o g y , an SD
representative expressed concern over
how faculty might assign the seven letter
grades, and stated that the intent o f the SD
proposal was for letter grades to be
assigned as follows:
SD PercenUges
Pel"centage
90
85
80
75
70
65
60
0
• 100
- 89.99
- 84.99
• 79.99
- 74.99
• 69.99
64.99
59.99
Letter Grade CPA
A
AB
B
BC
C
CD
D
F
4
35
3
25
2
15
1
0
There are two issues I wish to address.
First, the assignment o f letter grades is,
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always has been, and always will be u p to
the individual professor. I f faculty were
b o u n d by a specific set o f percentages for
letter grades, there could be no curving.
Many faculty routinely have class averages
well below what would be considered
average, and assign letter grades using
cutoffs that are correspiondingly below the
average ones. It is misleading for SD to
state or imply what percentages will be
used for each letter grade, as this will be
determined solely by each individual
professor.
The second issue is grade inflation. I n
its letter to Faculty Council, SD stated that
it does not want grades to be inflated or
deflated, but to be r e p o r t e d m o r e
accurately. It is quite clear, however, that
the SD |>ercentages will result in grade
inflation, as half o f all B, C, D, grades
would receive a higher CPA than before.
This "fringe benefit' o f the proposed
system is unacceptable.
Isn't more accurate r e p o r t i n g worth
some grade inflation? Absolutely not, as it
is possible to get the same accuracy with
no grade inflation at all. My current
grading method is to divide the passing
scores (60-100%) into four equal ranges,
one for each passing letter grade. I f the
Institute adopts a seven letter grading
system, I will divide the passing scores into
seven equal ranges, abd assugn the seven
letter grades as follows:
Non-Inflating Percentages
Percentage
Letter Grade
CPA
94.286 100
88571 94.285
82557 88570
77.143 - 82556
71.429 77.142
65.714 -71.428
60.000 65.713
0.000 - 59.999
A
AB
B
BC
C
CD
D
F
4
35
3
25
2
15
1
0
Assigning grades with these percentages achieves SD's stated goal o f more
accurate grade reporting, but without
inflating grades.
I think that the chances o f the faculty
approving a proposal to modify the
current grading system are very slim i f the
proposal includes grade inflation. I f a
seven letter grade system is approved, I
believe that far more faculty will use the
non-inflating percentages than the SD
percentages.
SD placed a full-page ad i n the
R K P O R I K R some weeks back showing a
student furiously studying for an exam
and getting an 89. It went o n to show how
mad the student would be after getting a
B with the o l d system, and how it would
not be so bad to get an A B with the new
system. What the ad did not show was the
student who got a 91, which is an A B w i t h
the non inflating new system, but was an
A with the o l d system. Before you decide
whether you are for or against the SD
proposal, be sure you know what the
proposal really means.
Kenneth A. Reek
Associate Professor
School of Computer Science
and Technology
Death And Taxes
I would like to address Michael Riley's
letter o f March 27, 1987.1 am appalled at
his narrow-mindness, not to m e n t i o n the
irresponsible spouting o f u n i n f o r m e d
and/or misinformed opinions.
It is u n t r u e that all AIDS patients
"catch' the disease primarily by voluntarily
engaging i n promiscuous sex or because
of intravenous d r u g use. What about the
hemophiliac (one who suffers from a
blood clotting problem) who has caught
AIDS as a result o f a blood transfusion?
What about the infant who is b o r n w i t h
AIDS because o f something its mother or
father d i d at one time? What about the
person who is in a car accident and needs
a blood transfusion to live? Are you also
condemning these innocent people to diejust because they caught AIDS???
Tax dollars you will always have to pay,
death and taxes are the ONLY two things
certain i n this world. I f you don't want
your tax dollars "misused' then why not
write to your Congressman about it? You
might be surprised at the results o f your
efforts.
T h e n again, you can also think about
whether you would prefer your tax dollars
to be used to save a life or to support
someone who is capable o f working, yet o n
welfare. Either way, the expenditure o f tax
dollars is never going to please everyone.
N o t h i n g does, but please think twice next
time before you c o n d e m n i n n o c e n t
people to die.
Barbara M. Fallon
Third-year Accounting
April 10. 1987
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Political Posters
(WF) L o o k i n g for a poster criticizing
apartheid? How about a Cuban poster that
knocks the U.S. Navy? Not that he's
unpatriotic,
but
Dan
Walsh o f
Alexanderia. VA is the man to talk to. He
tracks down proporganda posters from
around the world and sells them in the US.
Walsh currently owns 10,000 posters from
45 countries. I n fact, because o f such
unrest around the world, Walsh says the
political poster business is booming.
Palestinian posters, for instance, have
been going like hotcakes since Isreal has
b o m b e d the F L O i n L e b a n o n . H i s
company " L i b e r a t i o n Graphics" also
specializes i n "solidarity" posters—ones
that glorify revolution.
Assertive C l a s s ?
(WF) Is a person screaming at a bank teller
being assertive or just plain rude? I n New
York, he or she just might be assertive,
according to Manhattan assertiveness
trainer A r t h u r Reel. He teaches foreigners
and new arrivals from small town America
how to speak u p when someone grabs
their cab or steals their place in line. No
fistcuffs here, just communication skills.
But while most o f his students need to
learn to u n m i n d their manners and
uncivilize their tongues, other take his
class a little too seriously. Reel says he had
to modulate the assertiveness o f one
female Wall Street investment banker who
came to be hated by her colleagues.
No Board Vanna
(WF) Don't expect Vanna White to show
up, but two new versions o f the "Wheel o f
Fortune" board game out on the market.
The new "Delux Wheel o f Fortune Game"
features a roulette-type wheel to click
off dollar values. I also includes new
interchangable sections to upgrade dollar
values a n d increase the r i s k o f
"Bankrupts" and "Lost Turns." The other
new item is a " 2 n d Edition Wheel o f
Fortune Game" complete with 96 new
puzzles. Sorry, Vanna White isn't included
with that one, either. The Pressman Toy
Gompany is also marketing two other
board games based on T V game shows
"Jeopardy" and the "New Newlywed
Game."
Enquiring Photogs
(WF) I f you really love photography and
have a knack for detective work you may
enjoy shooting stars. So says Ron Galle, the
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"paparazzi" photographer who captures
those unforgettable shots o f your favorite
celebrities. Galella says to get started in
"paparazzi" photography you need to
know three things: How to use your
equipment, how to locate the stars and
how to market your work. He recommends
that you scour newspaper ad gossip
columns or subscribe to a celebrity service
to find out where the stars are. A n d i f
you're lucky enough to get a marketable
photo, the tabloids are always the best for
buying it. Gurrently, they pay about $50
for an 8" by 10" black and white.
r i l Move Dear
(WF) Would you be w i l l i n g to relocate to
accommodate your wife's career? It seems
it dep>ends on your age, according to a new
survey by A l l i e d Van Lines. The people
mover says professional men under the
age o f 35 would move at the d r o p o f a hat
to accommodate thier upwardly mobile
wives. M a r r i e d professional men over 35,
however, want to stay where they are,
according to the survey o f 100 men and
100 women. Survey consultant Patricia
Nida says it's encouraging that relocation
is an important part o f the agreement in
todays marriages. Unfourtunately, she says
a double standard still exists. Gompanies
may have an easier time accepting a wife
relocating for her husband than the other
way around.
Butts Out, Spittoons In
(WF) The ashtray is being replaced by the
spittoon. A recent survey o f high school
boys in Pennsylvania reveals that less than
seven percent smoke cigarettes, but a third
use snuff or chewing tobacco. Researcher
Dr. Elaine Young says these findings fit a
n a t i o n a l t r e n d that shows cigarette
smoking declining, but chewing tobacco
booming. She says the increased use o f
snuff is due to its p r o m o t i o n by the press
and physicians as being the less o f two
evils. But Young says people may be
substituting one cancer site for another.
Young, who's done the h i g h school
smoking survey i n Pennsylvania since
1981, says the good news is that the use o f
all tobacco products has d r o p p e d o f f in
the past five years among youth.
This Is Ridiculous
(WF)Two ghosts, who were lovers in life,
have rented a house i n Paraguay where
they may be together forever. The couple,
a beautiful teenage woman and her handsome young soldier fiance, were drowned in a boating accident i n 1874. Relatives
who lived in the house over the past 100
years reported seeing them often. Tenants
not related, however, look a d i m view o f
sharing rented digs with damp ghosts and
rarely stayed long. The city o f Itapua owns
the home now and has reportedly signed
over a deed on behalf o f the ghostly couple. Witnesses say they are usually seen on
an upstairs balcony and one former tenant said, "1 used to see them often, smiling, h o l d i n g hands and d r i p p i n g . "
Move Foolishness
(WF) A West German scientist claims Russian and A m e r i c a n governments intercepted radio signals from outer space
that prove UFOs will attack in 1993. Dr.
Gerhard Schultz says the message was
received in 1982, and the code was only
broken late last year by a j o i n t SovietAmerican effort. The attack, he says, will
come on July 6th, 1993 at 3 p.m., but he
didn't specify where at 3 p.m. Schultz contends President Reagan's "Star Wars
Defense System" is actually a defense
against aliens and that the Soviets will
soon j o i n forces in developing it. Both
governments have claimed Schultz a
fraud, one spokesperson saying, "the
claims are part o f a damned stupid hoax."
Boomers Back To God
(WF) It looks like the B i g G h i l l generation
is w a r m i n g u p to worship again. Baby
boomers who made a mass exodus from
the church d u r i n g the '60s are now coming
back in droves, says researcher Dr. David
Roozen. According to a recent study
of more than 40 m i l l i o n Americans who
are in that age range, more than 4 m i l l i o n
o f them who didn't go to church a decade
ago are now attending frequently. Roozen
says change i n family status—particulary
the birth o f a child—and the trend toward
|x>litical conservatism have brought many
prodigal sons and daughters back to the
fold. He says without those changes,
church attendance would probably be the
same as it was 10 years ago or worse.
Despite the fact that more baby boomers
are in church, church attendance still
declined by one percent this year.
Censor XTC, Kenndy's?
(WF) Have you seen a lot o f warning labels
on record labels these days? The Parent's
Music Resource Genter and the National
Parent Teacher Association haven't. You'll
recall that last year they hammered out an
agreement with record companies calling
for the label: "Parental Guidance: Explicit
Lyrics" to be put on records that could be
April 10. 1987
"offensive ." Now the PMRC and PTA are
saying that the record industry has broken
the v o l u n t a r y a g r e e m e n t a n d
is
" s t o n e w a l l i n g " the parents' groups.
However, Trish Heimers o f the Recording
Industry Association o f America says
warning labels have been put on select
albums. She adds that it's i m p o r t a n t to
keep things i n perspective. O f the 25,000
new records released each year, only a very
small percentage, maybe one percent,
would be considered offensive.
A Rainy Day Assault
(WH) What's the weather like today? Y o u
had better check, because the weather
could forecast a higher or lower crime
rate. That's the claim o f criminologists
Steven Lab and J. David Hirschel, who
state t h e i r case i n " T h e F u t u r i s t "
magazine. They say heat, humidity, hours
o f daylight and other weather conditions
relate directly to crime rates. A n d the
criminologists say weather conditions may
even cause c r i m e . For example, as
temperatures rise, so do aggravated
assaults and burglaries. But i n high
h u m i d i t y crime rates decrease. W i n d
speed and precipitation don't affect crime
rates at all. They say police forces can arm
themselves with this information and take
preventative steps when the "weather acts
up."
f o r m t h e i r o w n team. W h a t makes
Rotisserie Baseball such a hit i n N o r t h
America is that someone like Rickey
Henderson and Daryll Strawberry can be
on your team, although i n real life they
play on the Yankees and Mets, respectively.
A book published by the association gives
details on forming leagues, o f which there
now are about 600. Basically, teams i n their
own leagues "buy" and sell players. The
spending l i m i t is 260 dollars per team and
players are assigned a monetary value.
Ricky Henderson, for instance, is worth 50
dollars. The "owners" then track each
player's performance throughout the real
baseball season to determine how their
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(WF) What grosses you out? T h e answer
depends on whether you're male or
female, a c c o r d i n g to two C a n a d i a n
researchers. A n t h r o p o l o g i s t A n t h o n y
Davis and sociologist Peter Clark quizzed
350 students at Nova Scotia campuses o n
potentially repulsive scenarios. It turns out
women are much more vulnerable than
men about "cultural dirt" and have a lower
"nausea threshold." For example, women
get grossed out by "scabs, d a n d r u f f and
sweat," but it doesn't faze guys at all. A n d
on a "grossness" scale o f one to five,
women rated "bestiality" as 48, while men
gave it a 4.5. Meanwhile, men gave
necrophilia a 4.6 and women gave it a 5.
T h e only scenario that bothered men
more than it d i d women was sitting next
to a homosexual o n a bus.
Phony Baseball
(WF) Baseball Junkies are l i v i n g out their
fantasies as major-league owners through
the
Rotisserie
League
Baseball
Association. It gives guys—and select
gals—a chance to own a fantasy franchise
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relationship women have with food. Even
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(WF) The majority o f women think they
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I t seems t h a t t o really u n d e r s t a n d a n d
e n j o y r a p m u s i c y o u have t o h e f r o m
t h e N e w Y o r k ( ' i t y area. A n y b o d y w h o
isn't misses o u t o n a l o t o f t h e " i n s i d e
Jokes" a n d slang subtleties w h i c h are
i m p o r t a n t i n o r d e r to give the lyrics
any m e a n i n g at a l l . T h i s , c o u p l e d w i t h
t h e fact t h a t t h e m u s i c is g e n e r a l l y
r e p e t i t i o u s as h e l l , m a k e s r a p p r e t t y
b o r i n g to the " t r a d i t i o n a l " rock
o r i e n t e d ear. A l l t h e p e r c u s s i o n is
u s u a l l y s y n t h e s i z e d , as is m u c h o f t h e
m e l o d y / h a r m o n y . So p e o p l e w h o
g r e w u p l i s t e n i n g t o T h e Stones,
C J C . R . o r L e d Z e p p e l i n (ie. W A S P k i d s
f r o m the suburbs) ignored it. There
w e r e n o g u i t a r solos, n o
power
chords, no howling; i n short, no rock
a n d r o l l . R u n D.M.C. came a l o n g a n d
started i n c o r p o r a t i n g elements like
power chords a n d lead guitars, h u t it
wasn't u n t i l t h e y r i p p e d o f f " W a l k
T h i s W a y " by A e r o s m i t h t h a t t h e y
became nationally popular. The
B e a s t i e Boys o w e a l o t t o R u n D . M . C .
T h e y o w e p r o b a b l y e q u a l l y as m u c h
to L e d Z e p p e l i n . A c c o r d i n g to R o l l i n g
S t o n e M a g a z i n e , t h e i r latest release
Licensed
To III is t h e - I a l b u m
n a t i o n w i d e . Why?, p r o b a b l y because
T h e B e a s t i e Boys have m a d e a r a p
a l b u m t h a t is accessible t o t h o s e
W A S P k i d s i n t h e s u b u r b s . T h e y have
also, i n t e n t i o n a l l y o r n o t , c r e a t e d a socalled " y o u t h anthem". Like T h e
Tubes s o n g " W h i t e P u n k s o n D o p e "
d i d years ago. T h e Beasties' s o n g
" F i g h t F o r Y o u r R i g h t " has e x p r e s s e d
s o m e t h i n g that y o u n g p e o p l e felt
n e e d e d t o h e s a i d . It's a r e b e l l i o u s
tune, l o u d and raunchy, and
unquestionably f u n . Maybe " F i g h t
F o r Y o u r R i g h t " isn't a p a r t i c u l a r l y
a r t f u l s o n g h u t i t Jams, a n d p e o p l e
l i k e i t . As f o r t h e rest o f t h e a l b u m , it
is, a n d is n o t , l i k e " F i g h t . " T h e o t h e r
tunes
certainly
share
lyrical
similarities
with
"Fight", hut
m u s i c a l l y t h e y have a m u c h s t r o n g e r
r a p base. T h e i n t e r e s t i n g t w i s t is t h a t
T h e Beastie Boys have p i r a t e d a l o t o f
riffs f r o m o t h e r artists, most n o t a b l y
L e d Z e p p e l i n . " R h y m i n &: S t e a l i n ' "
o p e n s Licensed to III h u t y o u m i g h t
t h i n k that you've p u t o n Zeppelin's
" W h e n t h e L e v y B r e a k s " . I n "She's
C r a f t y ", T h e B e a s t i e s r i p m o r e
Z e p p e l i n c h o p s a n d by " T i m e To G e t
I I I " , t h e last t u n e , t h e y s e e m t o h e
stealing e v e r y t h i n g f r o m Z e p p e l i n to
C C R . to the t h e m e song f r o m " M r .
E d " . N o t t h a t t h i s is h a d . H u m o r plays
a major role i n the appeal o f the
Beasties' style, a n d t h e s t o l e n h i t s a n d
pieces o f o t h e r artists' m a t e r i a l a d d t o
t h a t . O f c o u r s e i t is r e a l l y t h e l y r i c s
w h i c h m a k e License
to III f u n n y .
G r a n t e d they may o f f e n d
some
p e o p l e h u t n o b o d y ' s m o t h e r is g o i n g
t o b u y t h i s a l b u m anyway. N o t h i n g
has b e e n c a n d y - c o a t e d i n t h e Beasties
w o r d s ; d r u g s are d r u g s , sex is sex a n d
VINYLJ
h e e r is a l l over. I n a way, it's k i n d o f
refreshing.
A l l i n a l l T h e B e a s t i e Boys have
p u t o u t a p r e t t y g o o d a l b u m . I t suffers
some o f the same p r o b l e m s all r a p
does, n a m e l y r e p e t i t i o u s n e s s a n d
synthesizers w i t h n o soul, h u t it
d o e s n ' t have these p r o b l e m s as m u c h
as s o m e o f t h e i r c o m p e t i t i o n . Licensed
To III has successfully c r o s s e d t h e
bridge between rap and p o p u l a r
music, t h a n k f u l l y w i t h o u t g o i n g too
far to the p o p s i d e . —
CRAIG VECONI
W h o o p i n g i t U p I n A D a n g e r o u s Way
T h i s lady b u r g l a r knows all the tricks.
W i t h t h e greatest o f ease she c a n p i c k
a l o c k w i t h a h a i r p i n o r c r a c k a safe
by l i s t e n i n g t o i t s t u m b l e r s f a l l
t h r o u g h an e m p t y paper towel r o l l . A
t u r n here, a t w i s t t h e r e a n d h a n ^ she's
i n . S h e ' l l get i n t o y o u r h o u s e t h r o u g h
y o u r h e a t i n g ducts, h o p a r o o f stories
h i g h t o get t o y o u r w i n d o w s , o r b a i t
y o u r D o b e r m a n w i t h laced c h i c k e n
p a r t s f r e s h f r o m t h e freezer. T h i s
b u r g l a r is u n s t o p p a b l e . T h i s b u r g l a r
is W h o o p i G o l d b e r g .
The
p l o t t o Burglar
is as
t r a n s p a r e n t as i t is u n i m p o r t a n t .
G o l d b e r g is a n ex-con b u r g l a r w i t h a
g o o d heart stating, "It's not what you
steal, h u t w h o y o u steal i t f r o m . " S h e
steals f r o m a h a d g u y w h o h a p p e n s t o
get i m p a l e d w h i l e she's h i d i n g i n h i s
c l o s e t . G o l d b e r g is t h e n f r a m e d f o r
m u r d e r a n d t h e rest is as c l i c h e as a
Quincy rerun.
T h e strange t h i n g a b o u t the f i l m
Burglar is t h e way i n w h i c h its m a i n
star, W h o o p i G o l d b e r g , is d i r e c t e d
a n d p o r t r a y e d i n this comedy/mystery.
C o m p a r e d w i t h t h e rest o f t h e cast,
Goldberg
spends
more
time
c o m p l a i n i n g a n d e x p l a i n i n g h e r way
t h r o u g h t h i s f i l m t h a n she d o e s b e i n g
humorous or entertaining. The entire
p l o t rests o n h e r s h o u l d e r s so it's n o t
as i f she c a n h e a c o n t i n u a l c u t - u p ,
m a k i n g s t u p i d faces o r J i v i n g h e r way
into or out o f trouble. But when
Goldberg's c o m i c m o m e n t does
c o m e , it's f o l l o w e d by o n l y a t r i c k l e o f
l a u g h t e r f r o m a p a c k e d a u d i e n c e . It's
not the director's o r writer's fault that
t h i s f i l m ' s m a i n c h a r a c t e r is h a l f as
e n t e r t a i n i n g as t h o s e s u r r o u n d i n g
her. I t is t h e s u r ' s f a u l t h e r s e l f .
G o l d b e r g is h a r d t o f i g u r e o u t . Is she
a c o m e d i a n w h o says t h i n g s i n a f u n n y
way, o r m o r e a c o m i c t h a t d o e s t h i n g s
f u n n y ? S h e c o m e s o f f i n t h i s f i l m as
b e i n g a l i t t l e o f b o t h , h a v i n g j u s t a few
laughable m o m e n t s that manage to
save h e r p e r f o r m a n c e f r o m t o t a l
filmdom
l i m h o . (Does
anyone
r e m e m b e r Jumpin'
Jack
Flash}
I
t h o u g h t not.)
F o r t u n a t e l y , t h e r e are s o m e
genuine m o m e n t s o f comedy that
come f r o m none other than the
l o a t h s o m e - m a n n e r e d , caustic-voiced
c o m e d i a n ( o r is h e a c o m i c ? ) B o h
Goldthwait. G o l d t h w a i t (Police
A c a d a m i e s , One Crazy Summer)
plays
W h o o p i ' s best f r i e n d a n d c o n f i d a n t e
o f sorts. He's a h y p e r k i n e t i c g u y w h o
r u n s a pioodle g r o o m i n g service, hates
d o g s a n d is c a p a b l e o f g i v i n g
e x t r e m e l y h a d advice. H e suggests she
w i n s o m e m o n e y o n a T V g a m e show.
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Even those o f us w h o
find
G o l d t h w a i t ' s d e m e a n o r t o h e as
r e p u g n a n t as a d o r m s h o w e r stall
after a w i l d f l o o r party were r o a r i n g
w i t h laughter w h e n he came o n t o the
s c r e e n . H i s c h a r a c t e r is so p a t h e t i c
y o u have n o c h o i c e h u t t o l a u g h .
G o l d b e r g o n t h e o t h e r h a n d is
a m u s i n g h u t lacks any r e a l s c r e e n
p r e s e n c e o r p e r s o n a . She is t h e g l u e
t h a t h o l d s t h e p l o t t o g e t h e r h u t has
n o d i s t i n c t i o n as a p e r f o r m e r o f h e r
own.
She relies heavily o n the
SHO\AI
Before Ringmaster J i m Ragona
can blow his whistle a n d welcome
c h i l d r e n o f a l l ages t o t h e show, a l l o f
t h e e l e p h a n t s , llamas, horses a n d
camels m u s t go t o t h e a r e n a . As t h e
animals m a d e t h e i r t r a d i t i o n a l walk
f r o m G o o d m a n Street Yards to t h e
W a r M e m o r i a l , everyone i n Rochester
w h o h a d b e e n w a i t i n g f o r the circus to
arrive w i l l have h a d a chance t o see the
a n i m a l s close u p . T h e event t o o k place
s o o n after t h e silver-sleek, 44 car
Ringling Brothers and Bamum 6f Bailey
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F r i d a y a n d S a t u r d a y n i g h t s t h e show
starts at 8 : 0 0 p . m . T h e r e are also
matinee times on Saturday and
Sunday, d i s c o u n t e d g r o u p rates a n d
o t h e r specials available t h r o u g h
Wegman's. For m o r e i n f o r m a t i o n o n
showtimes, prices a n d the circus'
specific acts call 546 5700. A s i d e n o t e
for the m o r e entrepreneurial circus
goers is " T h e Greatest Show o n E a r t h "
w i l l he h o l d i n g c l o w n a n d female
d a n c e r a u d i t i o n s o n A p r i l 9 at
4 : 0 0 p . m . at t h e W a r M e m o r i a l . F o r
m o r e i n f o r m a t i o n o n t h i s " e x o t i c " career, call 364 5 2 2 0 . — S U Z A N N E S H A D E
W h a t You S e e Is W h a t You G e t
T h e r e is a n o l d adage t h a t says y o u
can't j u d g e a h o o k by its cover. It's t h e
o l d e s t m i s t a k e i n t h e w o r l d a n d we
have a l l b e e n c a u g h t by i t m o r e t h a n
o n c e . A case i n p o i n t was m y first
i m p r e s s i o n o f R a n k a n d File. F r o m
22
f i n e s t . T h e r e are, n o d o u b t , q u i t e a
few
laughable
moments.
The
s o u n d t r a c k is l o u d , u p b e a t a n d
a p p r o p r i a t e . B u t the o n l y t h i n g that
separates this f i l m f r o m b e i n g
a n o t h e r s l o h c o m e d y is t h e p l o t ( t h e
fact t h a t t h e r e is o n e ) a n d G o l d b e r g ,
w h o is n o t a s l o h c o m i c . B u t w h e n t h e
film is f i n i s h e d a n d t h e c r e d i t s a r e
r o l l i n g , y o u may find y o u r s e l f w i s h i n g
t h a t she was.
— T O M MINED
T h e B i g Top, T h e B i g g e s t S h o o o i n T o w n
Few events i n t h e c i t y c a n e v e r h o p e
t o m a t c h i t , f o r here's a n e n t o u r a g e
h e a r i n g t r u n k s , tusks, tails, hooves,
and humps. But don't sound the
a l a r m — t h e zoo cages a r e s t i l l i n t a c t !
W h a t R o c h e s t a r i a n s saw i n t h e streets
o n A p r i l 7, 1987 f r o m 2:00 t o 3:30 p . m .
was t h e G r a n d A n i m a l W a l k o f t h e
Greatest S h o w o n E a r t h . T h i s d a z z l i n g
event heralds the a r r i v a l o f t h e
s e n s a t i o n a l 116th e d i t i o n o f
Ringling
Brothers and Bamum (jf Bailey Circus,
offering nine thrilling performances
at t h e R o c h e s t e r W a r M e m o r i a l f r o m
A p r i l 8 t h t h r o u g h the 12th.
VINYL
s u p p o r t i n g cast a n d c o m i c s i t u a t i o n s
t o m a k e t h i s f i l m w o r t h s e e i n g at a l l ,
and
there are some p r e t t y
fine
m o m e n t s w h e n G o l d b e r g is n o t
a r o u n d . T h e r e is a t e r r i f i c chase
s e q u e n c e w i t h s m a s h e d cars a p l e n t y ,
a great i n t e r r o g a t i o n scene w h e r e
B o h G o l d t h w a i t p u s h e s his face u p t o
t h e o n e way glass, filling h i s cheeks
w i t h a i r as h e p r e t e n d s t o he a h u m a n
fish i n a n a q u a r i u m . T h e r e are even
some inept cops that make the
" P o l i c e A c a d e m y " crew l o o k l i k e L.A.'s
l o o k i n g at t h e f r o n t cover, m y first
thoughts
were
"Hmmmm,
interesting". M y second impression
o n l o o k i n g at t h e h a c k cover, w h i c h is
emblazoned w i t h the mugs o f four
gentlemen all p e r m e d out w i t h the
one i n the f r o n t r e s e m b l i n g the lead
v o c a l i s t f r o m A e r o s m i t h , was, " O h
Jesus, a n o t h e r p o p m e t a l fiasco". W e l l
needless t o say, I was r i g h t o n t h e first
c o u n t a n d b l o w n o u t o f the water o n
the second.
What
Rank
and File
have
p r o d u c e d is a u n i q u e s o u n d a n d o n e
t h a t I was h a r d - p r e s s e d t o a s s i m i l a t e
w i t h anything. T h e most c o m m o n
trait that r u n s t h r o u g h many o f the
t r a c k s o n t h i s a l b u m is a heavy, fuzzy
guitar s o u n d w h i c h really hits hard.
It is c o m b i n e d w i t h s m o o t h l y r i c s that
are d e l i v e r e d w i t h a very soft,
h a r m o n i o u s edge. T h i s e f f e c t i v e l y
p r o d u c e s a g u i t a r s o u n d t h a t begs y o u
t o t u r n i t u p a n d vocals t h a t w o n ' t
s h a t t e r crystal i f y o u do. I c a n also say
w i t h o u t fear o f c o n t r a d i c t i o n that t h i s
a l b u m offers a little s o m e t h i n g for
almost everyone. T h e single " B l a c k
B o o k " is t h e i r m o s t accessible t r a c k ,
c o n t a i n i n g a h i t o f a c o m m e r c i a l feel.
" G o l d e n Age" a n d " G o o d T i m e s "
c o n t a i n the o n l y r e m a i n i n g strains o f
t h e o l d R a n k a n d File, t h a t is, a
s o m e w h a t c o u n t r y / r o c k / p u n k style.
T h e f i r s t a l b u m was d e f i n i t e l y
c o u n t r y i n o r i g i n , w h e r e a s these t w o
tracks c o m b i n e that influence w i t h
t h e i r new h a r d l i n e g u i t a r riffs. "Pistol
D a w n " is a n i c e e f f o r t t o w a r d s a
m o d e r n r o c k b a l l a d w i t h s o m e catchy
l y r i c s a n d a w i c k e d g u i t a r solo. " O h
T h a t G i r l " was t h e o n l y t r a c k o n t h e
a l b u m that I was able t o b r i e f l y e q u a t e
w i t h a n y t h i n g established. W h e n I
l i s t e n e d I w a n t e d t o say, "Aerosmith....?
N a a h h . it's j u s t t h a t p i c t u r e a g a i n . "
T h e two tracks o n the a l b u m that
d e s e r v e l i s t e n i n g to, j u s t f o r t h e i r
e x p e r i m e n t a l value, are " U n l u c k y i n
L o v e " a n d " L o v e House". " U n l u c k y i n
L o v e " is a p u r e b r e d case o f p u n k
m e e t i n g c o u n t r y w i t h t h e t w o styles
c o l l i d i n g . T h e effect is a n i n s t a n t
s m i l e . T h e s o n g moves a l o n g at a
b r e a k n e c k p a c e w i t h a h a r d , fast
d r u m h e a t a n d fuzzy g u i t a r o f p u n k
April 10, 1987
w h i c h is c o m h i n e d w i t h t h e c o u n t r y
style g u i t a r - p i c k i n g t o p r o d u c e a
r a t h e r a m u s i n g t r a c k , easily t h e m o s t
original o n thealhum. "Love House"
stands o u t because they have d e c i d e d
t o b l e n d s o m e very sedate, m e l o d i c
synthesizers w i t h a nice, s h a r p g u i t a r ,
producing another unique variation
o n their original sound. They come
away w i t h a n i c e m e l l o w feel. M y guess
is t h e y p l a c e d t h i s o n e at t h e e n d o f
t h e a l h u m so as t o b r i n g y o u d o w n t o
e a r t h after the acoustic w o r k o u t they
have j u s t t a k e n y o u t h r o u g h .
As i t says o n t h e a l h u m cover,
R a n k a n d F i l e c o n s i s t o f R. K a h r o n
d r u m s , T o n y K i n m a n o n bass a n d
vocals, J e f f Ross p l a y i n g g u i t a r a n d
Rosstronix, a n d C h i p K i n m a n
r o u n d i n g i t o u t o n g u i t a r a n d vocals.
A n y o n e f a m i l i a r w i t h t h e first R a n k
a n d File a l h u m w i l l note that 50
p e r c e n t o f t h e l i n e - u p has c h a n g e d ,
with theK i n m a n brothers replacing
their o l d d r u m m e r a n d second
guitarist w i t h new talent. T h i s change
has e f f e c t i v e l y a l t e r e d t h e i r s t y l e I t is
barely recognizable f r o m their debut
w o r k t i t l e d Surrender. T h i s a l h u m is
self-titled, l e a v i n g t h e i m p r e s s i o n that
t h e h a n d is s t a r t i n g o v e r w i t h t h i s
release.
purposes) h a n d w i t h a h a r d - d r i v i n g
guitar s o u n d , m i x e d w i t h s m o o t h
yrics about loving, cheating, loving,
l o o s i n g , l o v i n g a n d g e t t i n g even. T h e
s o u n d is i n f e c t i o u s , g e t t i n g u n d e r
your foot a n d forcing you to move
them u p a n d down. T h e sound may
he u n i q u e h u t i t gives y o u a f e e l i n g
that you've h e a r d s o m e t h i n g j u s t like
it b e f o r e a n d y o u j u s t can't t h i n k o f
t h e n a m e o f i t . I t ' s n o t g o i n g t o get
m u c h commercial airplay hut d o not
let t h a t scare y o u away. W h e n i t c o m e s
t o m u s i c t h e final j u d g e is y o u , so
don't read, listen. —
DOUGJERUM
Overall, Rank a n d File comes
across as a n e w ( f o r a l l i n t e n t s a n d
Music That Swings A n d Dances On Wings
T h e P y r a m i d Arts Center hegins the
m o n t h o f A p r i l w i t h two performances
of
high
distinction.
T r o m b o n i s t a n d c o m p o s e r J i m Staley
w i t h J o h n Z o r n a n d t h e Fast B u f f a l o
M e d i a Center are p l a y i n g Friday,
A p r i l 10 at 8:00 p . m . Staley's a b i l i t y t o
combine an unpredictable quality
w i t h a n a f f i n i t y f o r swing makes f o r
e x p e r i m e n t a l m u s i c that really moves.
O n S a t u r d a y n i g h t at 8:00 p.m., L i s a
K r a u s a n d d a n c e r s w i l l take t h e stage
to p e r f o r m t h e i r c o m b i n a t i o n o f
breathtaking movement w i t h verbal
narrative.
I n 1984, Staley released h i s f i r s t
LP, OTB, w h i c h c o n t a i n s solos as w e l l
as d u o s w i t h J o h n Z o r n . H e has
w o r k e d w i t h F r e d F r i t h , B i l l Frissell
and Mike M o r i . John Zorn attended
Webster C o l l e g e i n St. L o u i s a n d since
1974 has b e e n p e r f o r m i n g a series o f
large-scale
i m p r o v i s a t i o n a l scores
n a m e d after d i f f e r e n t games a n d
s p o r t s . Z o r n says a b o u t h i s m u s i c ,
" T h e m a i n c o n c e r n o f m y w o r k is
p u t t i n g u n u s u a l s o u n d sources, b o t h
a c o u s t i c a n d e l e c t r i c , t h r o u g h fast
changes, u s u a l l y i n a b l o c k l i k e l i n e a r
o r d e r i n g o f e v e n t s . T h e r e is a
structural precision a n d complexity
i n h e r e n t i n my c o m p o s i t i o n s that
relates very d i r e c t l y t o t h e b l o c k f o r m '
composers
o f Glass, S t r a v i n s k y ,
X e n a k i s a n d C a r l S t a l l i n g . " T h e Fast
B u f f a l o M e d i a C e n t e r was f i r s t
f o r m e d i n 1979 a n d has c o n s i s t e n t l y
been a versatile a n d provocative
p e r f o r m a n c e group. T h e association
specializes
in
new
music
c o m p o s i t i o n s , w r i t i n g collage, c h o r a l
sound
poetry,
standing
art
environments,
film
presentations,
a n d t h e c o n g l o m o r a t i o n o f a l l these
New dancers to appear at the Pyramid Arts Center.
p a r t i c u l a r a r t genre.
F o r o v e r e i g h t years, L i s a K r a u s
has b e e n c h o r e o g r a p h i n g d a n c e i n
t h e m a t i c c o n t e x t . F i l m a n d v i d e o have
been a means o f r e l a t i n g anecdotes,
evoking visual e n v i r o n m e n t s , a n d
u n d e r s c o r i n g themes. L i s a K r a u s a n d
D a n c e r s is c o m f x i s e d o f f o u r dancers,
a l l w i t h classical t r a i n i n g a n d released
f l e x i b i l i t y , a l l o w i n g f o r t h e w i d e range
o f movement present i n t h e works.
The company will present the
f o l l o w i n g pieces, " N i g h t a n d Day", a
q u a r t e t i n t w o c o n t r a s t i n g sections:
elegant
architectural
dancing
followed by h i g h voltage interactive
music.
T h e j i m Staley/John Z o r n show is
b e i n g c o - s p o n s o r e d by t h e B o p S h o p
a n d f u n d i n g was also m a d e p o s s i b l e
in part t h r o u g h a grant f r o m Meet the
Composer. Tickets are $ 5 i n advance
a n d $ 6 at t h e d o o r . T h e s e t i c k e t s ,
a l o n g w i t h those f o r Lisa Kraus, are
a v a i l a b l e f o r p u r c h a s e at t h e R e c o r d
Archive, B o p Shop,
Parkleigh
Pharmacy, R I T Candy
Counter,
Record T i m e a n d the Pyramid.
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SUZANNE
SHADE
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Stickmen Crush Albany
T h e R I T m e n ' s lacrosse t e a m c r u s h e d
A l b a n y State last F r i d a y , 17-6. T h e T i g e r s
j u m p e d t o a c o m m a n d i n g l e a d i n t h e first
q u a r t e r , s c o r i n g five goals w h i l e h o l d i n g
t h e R a m s scoreless. C h r i s G u i l d o p e n e d
t h e s c o r i n g w i t h a n assist f r o m D a n S t e h n .
Midfielders J i m Connell and T i m Turner
a d d e d goals assisted by Steve S c h m i d t .
Capitalizing o n the second R I T man-up
o p p o r t u n i t y , Ted D i e h l scored o f f a feed
f r o m S c h m i d t . G u i l d fired i n h i s s e c o n d
g o a l o f t h e g a m e t o close t h e first q u a r t e r .
The
Tigers
continued
their
d o m i n a t i o n i n the second quarter when
K e v i n O ' R e i l l y s c o r e d w i t h a n assist f r o m
S t e h n at t h e 1:51 m a r k . A l b a n y m a n a g e d
a m a n - u p g o a l a few m i n u t e s later, h u t
otherwise
the Ram offense
was
u n p r o d u c t i v e T h e R I T attackmen went to
w o r k f o r t h e rest o f t h e h a l f , s c o r i n g five
u n a n s w e r e d goals. T o m K r a f t t a l l i e d twice,
w h i l e D i e h l a n d Stehn a d d e d o n e goal
apiece. F r e s h m a n P h i l E l l i o t t scored h i s
first g o a l o f t h e season w i t h f o u r m i n u t e s
r e m a i n i n g i n the half. A l b a n y scored once
more i n a man-up situation e n d the half
at 1 1 2 .
T h e s e c o n d h a l f o f t h e g a m e was m o r e
o f t h e same, as K e v i n O ' R e i l l y s c o r e d
u n a s s i s t e d o f f t h e o p e n i n g faceoff. A l b a n y
answered quickly w h e n Rich
Spadaro
n e t t e d his s e c o n d goal o f t h e g a m e w i t h a n
assist f r o m J i m H e n n e s s y . R I T s p r e a d o u t
the team scoring w i t h T o d d Pickert a n d
Steve D e M e o e a c h p i c k i n g u p t h e i r f i r s t
g o a l o f t h e season. D a n S t e h n fired i n h i s
s e c o n d g o a l o f t h e game, w h i l e C o n n e l l
t a l l i e d h i s t h i r d assist. R I T s l o w e d t h e
g a m e d o w n i n t h e last q u a r t e r a n d a l l o w e d
t h r e e A l b a n y g o a l s . A t t a c k m a n Steve
S c h m i d t p u t t w o i n f o r R I T t o p u t t h e final
s c o r e at 17-6.
T h e Tigers h a d a balanced offensive
e f f o r t w i t h I I players s c o r i n g goals. R I T
d o m i n a t e d Albany o n all fronts, p i c k i n g
u p 8 6 g r o u n d h a l l s t o j u s t 5 0 f o r t h e Rams.
Kevin O'Reilly l e d the team for the second
g a m e i n a r o w w i t h 10 g r o u n d h a l l s . M i k e
W o j n o v i c h was a g a i n effective, w i n n i n g 14
o f 2 2 faceoffs o n t h e m u d d y R I T
field.
Goalies Dave D o u g h t y a n d F r a n k
S c i a l d o n e c o m h i n e d f o r e i g h t saves, f a c i n g
j u s t 14 s h o t s o n g o a l . T h e T i g e r s u p p e d
t h e i r r e c o r d t o 2-1. T h e I n d e p e n d e n t
College Athletic Conference (ICAC)
season o p e n s t h i s w e e k e n d as R I T travels
t o St. L a w r e n c e a n d C l a r k s o n f o r t w o
league m a t c h ups. —
MARNIE SAUSBURY
Tennis Team Struggles
A s e l f - a d m i t t e d y o u n g R I T men's t e n n i s
s q u a d w i t h l i m i t s d e x p e r i e n c e has b e e n
t a k i n g its l u m p s i n t h e early p a r t o f this
season. T h e T i g e r s have d r o p p e d t h e i r
first t w o matches o f t h e season to
n e i g h b o r i n g University o f Rochester ( U R )
a n d Rensselear P o l y t e c h n i c I n s t i t u t e (RPI).
T h e Tigers traveled to U R for t h e i r
season o p e n e r , w h e r e t h e Y e l l o w J a c k e t s
s t u n g t h e f l e d g e l i n g T i g e r s , 8-1. R I T was
d e s t r o y e d i n a l m o s t every m a t c h , save t h e
o n e t h a t they w o n . I n t h i r d d o u b l e s , j u n i o r
j o n Reichelt a n d j o e J o h n s o n were able to
save s o m e face f o r t h e T i g e r s , as t h e w o n
i n sets o f 7-5, 3-6, 6-4. T h e scene was n o t
M c M a h o n gave first s i n g l e s h i s best s h o t ,
7 6, 4-6, 1-6.
Second-year Coach Lex Sleeman
k n o w s w h a t i t is l i k e t o get o f f t o a s l o w
start. Last year h i s t e a m also s t a r t e d o u t at
0-2 b e f o r e r e c o v e r i n g t o a 4-7 o v e r a l l
r e c o r d . T h e biggest p r o b l e m f o r S l e e m a n
a n d R I T t e n n i s seems t o h e i n a t t r a c t i n g
a n d k e e p i n g players. H o p e f u l l y , t h i s y o u n g
squad w i l l b l o o m d u r i n g this s p r i n g a n d
h e a b l e t o p l a n t s o m e firm r o o t s . T h a t is
i f t h e s u n ever c o m e s o u t i n R o c h e s t e r
h u t was u n a b l e t o h a n g o n as h e lost 4-6,
again.
much
different
when
the Tigers
faced
I n d e p e n d e n t College Athletic Conference
r i v a l R P I . R I T a g a i n was c r u s h e d , 8-1. T h e
lone
w i n came
i n s i x t h singles
from
s o p h o m o r e T e r r y D e l m a r s h . w h o is i n h i s
first
season w i t h R I T t e n n i s . D e l m a r s h
p r e v a i l e d i n sets o f 6-1, 1-6, 6-3. T h e T i g e r s
l o o k e d s t r o n g e r i n t h i s m e e t t h a n they d i d
i n t h e o n e a g a i n s t U R . C o - c a p t a i n Pat
6-2, 4-6. D i t t o f o r s o p h o m o r e
—
CHRIS
MARTIN
newcomer
M i c h a e l Pfalzer, w h o lost s e c o n d s i n g l e s
Schedule Changes
T h a n k s to t h e advent o f last weekend's m o n s(K)n, a n u m b e r o f s p o r t i n g activities were
cancelled, piostpioned, rescheduled, o r otherw i s e B e g i n n i n g w i t h Saturday, A p r i l 4, a
n u m b e r o f changes are t o he n o t e d . T h e
baseball d o u h l e h e a d e r at Rensselear Polyt e c h n i c I n s t i t u t e was p o s t p o n e d
a n d re-
s c h e d u l e d f o r Wednesday, A p r i l 8. I t received t h e same t r e a t m e n t a n d is n o w slated
f o r Sunday, A p r i l 12. T h e R I T I n v i t a t i o n a l
was c a n c e l l e d a l l together. S o f t b a l l was suppose t o host SUNY-College at B r o c k p o r t f o r
a p a i r o f games. New date a n d t i m e is T h u r s day, A p r i l 16, at 3KX) p m . T h e Tuesday, A p r i l
7, happienings have been r e a r r a n g e d as well.
T h e baseball g a m e against B r o c k p o r t was
p o s t p o n e d u n t i l f u r t h e r n o t i c e T h e same
goes f o r yet a n o t h e r h o m e s o f t h a l l d o u b l e header, this o n e was a challenge f r o m SUNYB u f f a l o T h e lacrosse m a t c h w i t h SUNYC o l l e g e at O s w e g o was p o s t j x i n e d t o S u n day, M a y 5, at 1:00 p m . —
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ROBERTSALZER
April 10. 1987
Back On Track
T h e c o n s t a n t r a i n that washed o u t m o s t o f
t h e R I T s p o r t i n g events last w e e k e n d d i d
so t o t h e R I T I n v i t a t i o n a l , t h e season
o p e n i n g t r a c k a n d field e v e n t . T h e
r e m a i n d e r o f t h e season c o n s i s t s o f
invitationals, guaranteed to improve the
amount of competition and individual
p e r f o r m a n c e s . T h e 1987 s q u a d has t o fill
t h e areas left vacant hy key pierformers (Joe
C r i c t o n , D o n M c G r a t h , J o h n Rowles, a n d
Paul Ruston), a n d , w i t h t h e r e t u r n o f
c u r r e n t s t a n d o u t s a n d h e a l t h y veterans,
t h e y s h o u l d n o t have t o s t r u g g l e t o d o so.
Paul Boccard, senior co-captain, lead
the team t o its 18th straight U p p e r N e w
Y o r k State c h a m p i o n s h i p , e a r n i n g t h e
H e n r y C l u n e Award f o r scoring the most
p o i n t s ( 1 9 5 ) last year. H e r e t u r n s t o
c o n c e n t r a t e i n t h e s p r i n t s , relays, a n d
d e c a t h l o n , w h e r e h e has a g o o d c h a n c e o f
qualifying for the nationals. C o m i n g o f f
h i s s e c o n d c a m p a i g n as a n R I T h o o p s t e r ,
Roh Mills returns to defend his UNYS
titles i n t h e 400- a n d 200-meter dash, a l o n g
with competition i n the high j u m p a n d
relays. A n o t h e r s e n i o r c o c a p t a i n , G l e n n
M a r s h a l l , makes his reappearance after a
y e a r - l o n g l a y o f f d u e t o i n j u r y . H e , as is
Mills, w i l l specialize o n t h e 200- a n d
400-meter dash, plus h o t h the 400 a n d
16(X)-meter relays. J i m M o u n t , s o p h o m o r e ,
r e t u r n s i n t h e 400, j o i n e d hy n e w c o m e r
J a m i e B l o o m q u i s t . T h e d i s t a n c e t e a m is
the strongest p o r t i o n o f the squad, h e i n g
t h a t m o s t o f t h e r u n n e r s also c o m p e t e o n
t h e h i g h l y t o u t e d cross c o u n t r y t e a m . R I T
features q u a l i t y a n d d e p t h i n t h e 800- a n d
1500 m e t e r r u n s . T w o - t i m e A l l A m e r i c a n
J o h n W a g n e r steps h a c k o n t o t h e t r a c k
after last season's absence w i t h a n i n j u r e d
a c h i l l e s t e n d o n . C o a c h Peter J . T o d d feels
that Wagner a n d his fellow h a r r i e r T i m
H e a l y are s t r o n g c o n t e n d e r s t o q u a l i f y f o r
t h e n a t i o n a l s i n t h e 1500 m e t e r r u n .
Veterans Eric S e y m o u r a n d M a r k Stella
h o l d p r o m i s e f o r a s o l i d year. M a r t y
T o m a s i , C h r i s Pacilio, a n d J i m B u h r m a s t e r
are a b o u t t o e x p e r i e n c e t h e i r first
c o l l e g i a t e t r a c k season. T h e l o n g d i s t a n c e
events (5,000- a n d 10,000-meter r u n s ) w i l l
he c o v e r e d hy v e t e r a n s K e v i n M c K e e , Pete
Jensen, Hans L a u d o n , a n d j i m O'Hagan,
w i t h s u p p o r t hy f r e s h m e n J i m B r u n s w i c k
a n d Steve Pasture. T h e 3,000-meter
steeplechase features A l l - A m e r i c a n a n d
s c h o o l r e c o r d e r h o l d e r D a l e Foster, j o i n e d
hy G r e g H o u s e , w h o has also r e c o v e r e d
f r o m a l e g i n j u r y . A t t h e o u t s e t o f t h e year,
Boccard, M o u n t , Marshall, Mills, a n d
B l o o m q u i s t are v y i n g f o r t h e f o u r spots o n
t h e 4 0 0 - m e t e r relay, w h i l e M a r s h a l l ,
B o c c a r d , Wagner, Seymour, a n d M i l l s are
l e a d i n g c o n t e n d e r s i n t h e 1,600-meter
relay. B o c c a r d , W a y n e A n t i m o r e a n d firstyear m a n B i l l E n d e r l e have b e e n assigned
t h e c h o r e o f r u n n i n g t h e 110-meter h i g h
h u r d l e s . M a r s h a l l , Foster, A n t i m o r e a n d
E n d e r l e get t h e n o d i n t h e 4 0 0 - m e t e r
intermediate hurdles. I n the leaping
events, the T i g e r s m u s t c o m p e n s a t e f o r t h e
losses o f J o e C r i c t o n a n d J o h n Rowles.
F i l l i n g the void i n the l o n g j u m p are
Boccard, M o u n t , Ken Griffiths, and N o r m
L i e u . T h e t r i p l e j u m p is i m p r o v e d w i t h J e f f
B u r r o u g h s r e t u r n i n g w i t h t h e 1986 U N Y S
t i t l e u n d e r his belt, j o i n e d hy G r i f f i t h s a n d
Lieu. Mills and Boccard will handle the
h i g h j u m p . C h r i s Flaherty, Boccard, a n d
M i k e Clark returns to lead R I T i n the
w e i g h t events. F l a h e r t y w o n t h e U N Y S
c r o w n i n t h e j a v e l i n last year. N e w
a d d i t i o n s i n t h e w e i g h t events i n c l u d e
w r e s t l i n g R i c h P e r r y a n d B r i a n Yanosy.
T o d d i n a u g u r a t e s h i s 2 2 n d season as R I T
track coach w i t h tomorrow's B i n g h a m t o n
I n v i t a t i o n a l t o h e h e l d at C o r t l a n d . S c o t t
Slade, f o r m e r R I T r u n n e r , a n d a n A l l A m e r i c a n i n the 1500-meter r u n while
a t t e n d i n g t h e State U n i v e r s i t y o f N e w Y o r k
at B u f f a l o , is h e l p i n g o u t w i t h t h e t e a m as
a v o l u n t e e r assistant. —
at B i t i g h a m t o n I n v i u t i o n a l
12K)0
Sat.
4/11
Wed
4/22 at t^olgate Relays
2O0
Sat.
4/25 I C A C J at Ithaca
10:00
Sat.
bl2
at Colgate O p e n
\m
Fri.
bl8
at Penn S u t e O p e n
2K)0
Sat.
519
UNYS
Championship
1:00
Fri
5/15
at U n i o n I n v i u t i o n a l
3:00
Wed.
5«0
N C A A s at N. Central. 11
Thu
5«1
N C A A s at N. Central. 11
Fri.
5122 N C A A s at N. Central, 11
IKK)
Sat.
5125 N C A A s at N. Central. 11
IKK)
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ROBERT SALZER
Athlete of the Week
Steve S c h m i d t
S o p h o m o r e Steve S c h m i d t is R I T M a l e A t h l e t e o f t h e W e e k . T h e second-year
a t t a c k m a n from Elast Meadow, NY, e a r n e d t h e r e c o g n i t i o n f o r his r o l e i n t h e lacrosse
team's v i c o t r i e s o v e r L e M o y n e (14 7) a n d A l b a n y (17-6). T h e T i g e r s t i c k m e n (2-1
r e c o r d ) b e g a n t h i s w e e k r a n k e d e i g h t h i n t h e latest N C A A D i v i s i o n I I I p o l l . I n t h e
L e M o y n e w i n , R I T e r a s e d a 6-5 d e f i c i t w i t h n i n e u n a n s w e r e d goals a n d w e n t o n
to p o s t t h e 14-7 d e c i s i o n . S c h m i d t a c c o u n t e d f o r t w o goals i n t h a t s c r i n g b a r r a g e
A g a i n s t A l b a n y , t h e T i g e r s s c o r e d t h e first six goals a n d never l o o k e d hack. S c h m i d t
r e c o r d e d t w o goals ( i n c l u d i n g t h e g a m e w i n n n e r ) a n d a d d e d f o u r assists. A f t e r t h r e e
contests, S c h m i d t is t h i r d i n s c o r i n g w i t h f o u r goals a n d f o u r assists. I n h i s r o o k i e
c a m p a i g n last year, h e t a l l i e d n i n e goals i n 14 games. A B u s i n e s s A d m i n s t r a t i o n
m a j o r at R l X S c h m i d t p l a y e d lacrosse at Fast M e a d o w H i g h S c h o o l , s e r v i n g as
c a p t a i n a n d e a r n i n g a l l star h o n o r s .
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Personals
This w e e k ' s secret message: UIFSF JT
OP TFDSFU NFTTBHF UIJT XFFU JB'
JB' JB' PI X F M M . TP NVDI GPS
DSFBUJWJUZ' - T a b Ad Setter
But w h o will be the next Miss Winston"?
Only size will tell
D B S — It's always darkest before the
dawn Friends care" —Tracy
Phi Kappa T a u — Congratulations on the
Greek Sign off I knew you guys were
always the best, (and always will be)
Exclusively. Mayra
Mayra & T r a c y — You are two special
ladies If ever you're free I'll take you
together or separately I'd tie one lucky
guy* - F A J 2
To Virginia, Lou, Jeff, and the Phi Sigs
in the B a h a n r w s — Five weeks ago today
we were going to Confetti s What a way
to e n d that vacation The whole week
was great' To those of you I met down
there you're all great Let's go tiack! Love
ya. Mindy
Is it really you? R IT — watch o u t The
return of HERB should be eventful! By
the way. is HERB a noun. verb, or is it
a pierson"? Inquiring minds want to know'
J o h n Greb: A sincere greeting from
someone who really admires the way you
dance Diane
M o l l y — Here's to a weekend at Alfred
that hopiefully neither of us will ever
forget (Don't let rt get you down, you'll be
a brother soon I care about you Love.
Your P B at R I T (X Z )
T o m — So when are we going horseback nding"? Call me sometime I miss
you
Hey Shroommate dude! TIGGER Lives'
Hey Carol from Alf>ha X i — I hopie to see
you next week, do you know where"? Yes.
that's right, m the Magic Garden' hope
you had a g o o d , g o o d morning to ya!
Hopie I get to see you again' Love you.
Paula
E b b a , We are going to be
Oh my
G d
ROOMMATES' Love you' T
M H — Did you know a hiccup is the
spiasmic contraction of the diapihragm"
Oh. and about those grapihrte stirps. the
ones with the adhesive bottoms, where
have they gone^ Love you. T
Hey Baby! Close to one whole month of
sweet breath and tasty kisses I'm so
p r o u d of you' I love you like I love life
All the more with each breath of fresh air
— L o v e . Sapiette
S A P — Do you know me"? I live tieside
you. I live inside you. I live to see you
smite, Ydu make me laugh. You make me
love, Vbu make the world worth while! Let
m e tie vour sunshine a n d strength
— L o v e , Sap)etta
N H 7 B — What a long strange trip it's
been' Hang in there
Well make rt
through the quarter* Love. LDS
Daniel at Sigma P i — Glad to have my
big brother back' I've missed you —
Lauren (PS 1 promise not to make your
lipis jealous all the time)
Y O S A N T U S ! I just wanted to get your
attention (and keep rt)" Thanks for pxjtting
up with such a goof B a t j y - y o u ' r e the
greatest' Love ya. Julia PS Who is
Knucklehead Srnith anyway"?
J o h n — Thanks for helping me to keep
the stress level low. Mxi're just awesome
Luv Josepihine.
B r i a n — Ybu're one in a million too i Love
You Lots' All B and NO B's
Alpha Xi is the Way To Be. Spring
Pledge Class get pisyched We love you
lots The sisters of Alpha Xi Delta
Alpha Phi O m e g a s 61st Pledge Class
(Spring Quarter '87) has but one thing to
say Catch The Wave" '
Tony Terrific: You mean the second
category, the one with the girlfriend? i
guess you don't g o for older women.
Your lifting buddy
J-Mor: Hey BMWman. when do I get the
chance to avenge my neck"? Amy
Hey Al K.— Want to drive my new truck?
Dr. W —
Before CAD-CAM there was
Etch-A-Sketch
Hap>p)y Anniversary Honey!
T e d — What the heck were you doing
with your right hand"?
Toooooom That s a sidewalk
Hey, d o you watch RITV? Well, we need
you to be a broadcaster Contact us at
CAB
Hap>py 40th D a n . Rick a n d Bob m a d e
me d o this — C i n d y
Lordy, Lordy, look who's FORTYIII Apr
15th. Dan Vilenski Registrar's Office
— F r o m The Girls From The Office
P l e a s e w i s h D a n V i l e n s k i of the
Registrar's Office a H a p p y 5 0 - 1 0
Birthday on April 15. 1987
Big Dan the R e g i s t r a r — I hear that you
and the I R S have an impwrtant day m
c o m m o n Happiy 40th Rick P
Nerve Gas!! Oh no. it's better than
Reutjen Gas What rt is
J i m - m y shroom b u d d y — Thanks for
partyin'
with
me
Friday
night!
—Harrisment
YA BIG
1!
Just ask Harrisment wfiy she was
running around on the athletic field, in
her nightshirt, with no shoes on. and in
the m u d at one in the morning'
Hey, Just break with Gmny's fantasy
M i c h a e l — Let s take it and run Don't
worry so much Better the second time
around Love. Oprtimistic
T K E — Get psyched for this Friday* Vbu
guys are areat Congratulations to the
guys from tall* Yak & Baby Huey. I missed
ya' Love Pammster PS Bud. I know what
you've tieen saying, but I like you
anyway
Dan V i l e n s k i — Welcome to the Over
the Hill Gang Happy 40th EC
Shoot, A A A H , S w a l l o w — Jon gets to
stay, and Jon you are right. " N o one is
prettier than your Becky' — She's a real
h o u n d Bark. Bark Dave Sol-3
To my W e e n — Happy 1 year and thanks
for being mine' i love you. Renee
Happy Birthday to Marco A. Gonzalez,
he's an old. old 22 on April 8th' Love. R
To Hayt>ale and Shiraldi: Thanks for
pxjtting up with all my m o o d s I owe you
guys a drink SPUD
April 10. 1987
BLCX5M C O U N T Y
Don't miss C o m e d y Nightl That is it you
want to laugh Fri April 10th at the C U.
8 GO p m — P h i Tau Lil' Sisters
Phi Kappa Tau Beverage Ptan presents
Comedy Kabaret April 10, C U 8 00 p m
Tickets on sale now m the C U
Everyone needs ROCK THERAPY'
Did you ever wonder who chose white,
purple and g o o d old neutral grey as the
colors for the halls in the first floor of the
School of Printing and Management
Sciences?
b y
B e i k e
B r e a t h e d
HALfmv TO ALMmRQue m
3(js
wmpRORmNim.
Phi S i g — SAUNA PARTY- A Break
From Reality
L i s a — Can I play with your T L ' ^
Ann, Alias Sue, What do you think about
changing your name"?
To T h e Alpha Xi All Night Party Craw:
You girls are great' Are you game to try
again"? SPUD
X ) N — Thanks for all you have done for
me Working at the boat factory is swell
I hope someday, some way. I can return
your NARC — D a v e
Nobce: If your neighbors bother you and
you want quiet, g o to the library
R i c h — Terripun
D a v e — Tennessee
Hey N e i g h b o r — The only thing worse
than your txxJy is your attitude!' PS
We ve seen your txx>t»s
Hey S u n c l o d , watch the l e d g e
J o s h — Push and shove
Forty years aoo, it was R i T s plea. "Lord
It IS a Super Registrar we need' So on
the 15th of April, With prediction of fame,
came the very best registrar. Dan Vilenski
by name HAPPY FOUR OH DAN'
Don't get depressed Dan and please
don't despair, you're still not quite ready
for the old rocking chair at 40 you're not
ready yet to unwind because "Getting
older IS just a state of mind " Happy
FOUR OH Dan'
King of the Weasels: Hope you had a
g o o d time"' A
Miss C o o k — Red or Strawtierry Blonde.
It doesn't matter
Even those numbers
don't count
Just as long as we're
together 'vbu'll be a bro before me. but
I can live with calling you ma'am Love
ya — PB from the next chapter over
D O N — I know it was me who messed
things up. but I really miss the late nights
togwher a n d I'd like to see you again
-J
Hey L o r i — Forget about the napkin fish,
just Throw your bones in the trash ' Got
if? Megan
l b the guy w t w is a brottter at Triangle—
I see you everywhere & 1 want to meet
you'
I'm not dizzy, darn it' I'm drunk!' I miss
my drinkin' buddy* Love. Bimbette
Steve ( T X ) — Vbu're sooo ' Typcal R IT "
It's ridculous! —Your friend from the
airport
Mr. M o u t h — What's your deaf"? Don't be
m a d at me, you wimp! I love yah! — M r s .
Mouth
Michele with one L, K as in Kay. Beck
as in Beer, heres your first message.
Have a g o o d weekend Tale care Tim
Ralph, This means war*!' Lock your
apartment, watch your book and always
look behind you We WILL get the last
laugh K & C
Watch out Penn State. Here comes Kns
and TO (maytae)
Hi Mike, Don't worry, everything will work
out* You have me* Love. Kns
R e b e c c a — s h e came, she saw. she had
coffee, she conquered
l b all the Pooh-balla out there: stay away
from me. Thank Vbu!!
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WHATS HAPPENING
THE MOVIE CLOCK
Fri.- Sat. Nazareth Academy presents Joseph a n d
the A m a z i n g Technicotor Dreamcoat m the Nazareth
Academy Audrtonum 1001 Lake Ave T c k e f s $ 4 00 For
more into call 458-8583
Maritetptace Mall tor show times call 272-1470
Fri.-Thura. Lethal Weapon. Burglar. Witchtioard.
Outrageous Fortune. A n American Tale. The Night
Stalker. Hunk. Hannah a n d Her Sisters
Fri.S a t . 98
PXY M i d n i g h t
Movies
at
Marketplace.Ferris Buellar's Day Off, Little Shop of
Horrors, Ruthless People Starting April 13. Police
Academy 4 and starting April 10 . T h e Aristocrats.
CULTURAL
Fri.
Judith Hook Dance Company m Concert at the
Todd Theater. U of R Tickets $ 5 0 0 a n d $2 5 0 For
Reservations a n d more info call 586-3731
Wad.- T h u r a . RIT presents Multi-Image night a n d
Producer s Retrospective at 7 30pm in Ingle Auditorium
World-renowned multi-image producer Todd Gipstein
will present a n d explain several of his award winning
shows For more info call X-4953
Sat. GeMa Theater presents The Misanthrope through
April 11 For tckets call the GeVa box office at 232-1363
Sat. " T h e Face m the Looking Glass Men. Women.
Beauty, a n d Styfe. 1820-1940" At the Strong Museum
from 10am-5pm Free admission
Sat. Bevier Gallery features "Graduate Thesis 1"
artwork of graduate degree candidates from the College
of Fine and Applied Arts, o n display through April 26th
H o u r s M-F 9 a m - 4 3 0 p m . M-Th 7 - 9 p m . Sat
10am-4 3 0 p m . Sun 2-4:30pm
Sun.
The Village Gate Art Center presents two
photography shows by Douglas Rea and David Malone
that will continue through April 26 Call 271-6126 tor into
S F r i . The C U display cases feature a photography
show of the elderly by CCE student Dan Platlen. a n d a
photography exhibit by student Robert Lutz. on display
through April 12
Sun.
The C U display cases feature a photography
exhitxt by student Sonya Sanchez (north side) a n d a
watercolor portraiture exhibit by art student Suzanne
Woods (south side) o n display through April 19
Mon.
The C U will display glass a n d ceramic artwork
by Gerardo Selva. a Fulbnght Scholar studying tor his
masters degree at RIT His •Mork will tie on display m the
CU Lobby through Wed April 15 from 10am-5pm each
day Please c o m e a n d enjoy his work!
Thuim. Felicity Ashbee author.designer. and daughter
of Charles Ashbee. a leading figure m the English Arts
and Crafts Movements, will give a lecture tonight on her
father's d e s i g n work a n d philosophy, m W e b b
Auditorium. 7 3 0 p m . tree a n d open to the public
Fri.
The Village Gate A n Center presents a 5 Person
Exhibition of sculptural w r k that will continue through
April 19 Also showing until April 19 is a painting
exhibition by E Jesse Shettrin For more into call
271-6126
T h u r s . The Beastie Boys live at the War Memorial"
Ticket into 546 5700
Thurm. (Doilege Activities meeting. RITreat Conference
Room. 5-6pm
T h u r o , RIT Community tor Nuclear Awareness. CAU
Room M 2. 2 3 3 0 p m
T h u r s . The RIT Toastmasters Club meets at 7-8 3 0 p m
in Room M-1 in the C U
LECTURES/WORKSHOPS
Fri.
The Racement Ottce sponsors a Resume Writing
Seminar tor students. 11-11 5 0 a m . sign u p with the
receptionist in the Placement Office
Fri.
The RIT Literary Serries sponsor a spring poetry
reading by Antler, tilue collar poet a n d author of
"Factory." in the Library. Room A-100. 8 p m . tree a n d
o p e n to the public
Mon.
The Placement Office Sponsors a Placement
Orientation Seminar tor students today. 3-3 50pm. sign
u p with the receptionist in the Placement Office
Til—.
The Racement O t t c e sponsors a Resume
Writing Seminar for students, 9-9 50pm. Sign up with the
receptionist in the Placement O t t c e
Wed.
The Placement O t t c e sponsors a Interviewing
Techniques Seminar tor students.11-11 5 0 p m . sign up
with in the receptionist in the Racement Office
Mon.
L u r c h n Learning series presents "Studying
Lectue Notes' in CAU room M-2 at \2 p m BYO L open
to all
Tuee. Lunch
n Learning series " S t o p p i n g
Procrastination " in CAU Room M-2 12 p m O p e n to all
T h u r a . Lunch n Learn serries presents "Textmarking
and Notetaking " in CAU Room M-2 at 12pm
T h u r a . RIT Annual Graduate Fair featuring faculty
representatives from RIT s 36 graduate programs onhand to answer your questions. C U Lobby. f l a m - 2 p m
a n d 4-7pm. for more info call x-6523
The Chemistry Department sponsors a seminar' The
Space Shuttle SRB Seals: A Preordained Failure" BWg
9-3139, 12pm, open to all
Fri,
Perkins/Andrews Dorm
Sat. Perkins/Willsie
Sun.
Perkins/Andrews Acad
Mon.
Fairwood/Lomb
TUaa. Wiltsie/Lowenthal
Wad.
Lowenthal/Andrews Dorm
T h u r a . Fairwood/Andrews Acad
Fri.
RIT Men s Lacrosse team plays St Lawrence Away
Game Game time 3 CXDpm
S a t . RIT Men's Lacrosse team plays Clarkson Away
Game Game time 2 0 0 p m
Sat. RIT Baseball team plays St Bonaventure Home
Game Game time l 0 0 p m
Sun.
RIT Women's Track plays RIT. Hamilton. UR at
UB 1 0 0 p m
Mon.
The Pre Law Assoc will hold a meeting from
5-6pm in room 06-A230 All students are invited
Mon.
The C a m p u s Crusade tor Christ meets at 8 0 0
in the Alumni Room of the CU.
Til—.
Gays, Lesbians, a n d Friends meet in room
M-2.7pm
Mon.
RIT Softball team plays Nazareth Away Game
G a m e time 3 0 0 p m
l U a a . RIT Baseball team plays Colgate Away Game
Game time 1 0 0 p m
Til—.
RIT A v i a t i o n
Room.6-7pm
30
Club,
RITreat
Conference
FUTURE EVENTS
Fri., A p r i l 10 Phi Kappa Tau Fraternity and Yuk Yuk's
Komedy Kaberet presents C o m a d y N i g h t in the C U
Cafeteria at 8 0 0 p m Three Comedians Tckets on sale
in the C U starting Monday. April 6
SPORTS
S a t . RIT Men's Tennis team plays Clarkson
Game Game time 1 0 0 p m
Til—
Rochester Wargamers meeting the C A U
cafeteria from 7-11
Til—.
Student Directorate meeting, room 1829 m the
CU. 6-7pm
ETC.
Fri.
Off Campus Student Association is sponsoring a
trip to Toronto, t o d a y t h r o u g h Sunday; cost is
$45.00/person based o n 4 people/room, includes 2
nights stay at the Carlton Inn a n d a round-trip b u s
transportation Space is limited, sign-up early m OCSA
office in the RITreat
S a t . Jewish Student Coalition invites you to c o m e
along to the 2001 Clut>—meet at the Hillel House at
10pm.
Sun.
Hillel Foundation presents Ultimate Ftisbee.
meet at the Hillei House at 2 p m
Sun.
Palm Sunday Blessing of the palms with the
Episcopal a n d Catholic communities and the Lutheran
and Catholic Communities m the Fireside Lounge
directly
before
the 9 30am
service
Also
Interdenominational Gospel Worship m the Allen
Chapel. 4 3 0 p m
Every U i a a d a y a n d T h u r a d a y . from noon to 1 0 0 , in
BIdg 6. room A287. all students a n d faculty w h o are
interested m playing contract bridge are invited to join in
Wad.
Today is the deadline to mail m your tax returns!!
COMEDY
N I G H T
RADAR
S a t . RIT Men's Track plays at the Binghamton
Invitational 12 0 0 noon
Fri.
RIT Men s Tennis team plays Sf Lawrerce Away
Game Game time 3 0 0 p m
MEETINGS
Wad.
RIT Sotttiall team plays Buffalo State Away
Game Game time 3 0 0 p m
T h u r s . RIT Men's Lacrosse team plays Geneseo
Away Game. Game time 3 0 0 p m
Away
S a t . RIT Sottt}all team plays ije Moyne Away Game
G a m e time 1 0 0 p m
Til—
RIT Men's Lacrosse team plays Colgate Home
Game Game time 3 0 0 p m
Til—
RIT Men's Tennis team plays LeMoyne Away
Game Game time 3:00pm
Sponsored by
PHI KAPPA TAU
FRATERNITY
And Yuk Yuk's Komedy Kaberet
in the CU
FRIDAY
APRIL 10
8:00 PM
3 Comedians
$3.00 Admission, Tickets g o on
sale in the CU Monday, April
6th. Improved sound system.
Limited ticket soles.
April 10. 1987
HOLY WEEK SERVICES
T H E K I L I A N J . 8c C A R O L I N E F . S C H M I T T
INTERFAITH CENTER
PALM SUNDAY
SERVICES
SATURDAY, APRIL
11
4:30 p m
C a t h o l i c Mass ( i n A m e r i c a n S i g n L a n g u a g e )
with
Blessing o f Palms i n the A l l e n C h a p e l
SUNDAY, APRIL
12
9:30 a m •
9:30 a m
C o m m u n a l Blessing o f Palms w i t h
t h e C a t h o l i c C a m p u s P a r i s h 8c
Episcopal C a m p u s Parish i n the
F i r e s i d e L o u n g e , f o l l o w e d b y services
i n t h e A l l e n 8c J o n e s c h a p e l s .
11:00 a m - C o m m u n a l B l e s s i n g o f P a l m s w i t h
t h e C a t h o l i c C a m p u s P a r i s h 8c
L u t h e r a n Campus Parish i n the
F i r e s i d e l o u n g e , f o l l o w e d b y services
i n t h e A l e n 8c J o n e s C h a p e l s .
THE CATHOLIC
CAMPUS PARISH
M o n d a y , A p r i l 13 • 12:10 p m • C o m m u n a l P e n a n c e S e r v i c e • A l l e n C h a p e l
7:30 p m - C o m m u n a l P e n a n c e S e r v i c e - A l l e n C h a p e l
T u e s d a y , A p r i l 14 - 12:10 p m • Mass i n t h e A l l e n C h a p e l
W e d n e s d a y , A p r i l 15 • 12:10 p m
Holy Thursday
Mass i n t h e A l l e n C h a p e l
A p r i l 16 - 7:30 p m • Mass o f t h e L o r d ' s S u p p e r
G o o d F r i d a y • A p r i l 17 • 12:10 p m
H o l y Saturday
Allen Chapel
C e l e b r a t i o n o f t h e L o r d ' s Passion • A l l e n C h a p e l
A p r i l 18 • 8:30 p m
Mass o f t h e Easter V i g i l b e g i n s i n t h e
I n t e r f a i t h C e n t e r L o b b y &: c o n t i n u e s
in the A l l e n Chapel. Reception i n
the Skalny R o o m .
E a s t e r S u n d a y • A p r i l 19
9:30 a m
Mass i n t h e A l l e n C h a p e l . C o f f e e
h o u r i n the Skalny R o o m .
11:00 a m • Mass i n t h e A l l e n C h a p e l . C o f f e e
h o u r i n the Skalny R o o m .
THE LUTHERAN
CAMPUS PARISH
M a u n d y T h u r s d a y - A p r i l 16 - 7:05 p m - E u c h a r i s t - J o n e s C h a p e l
G o o d Friday
A p r i l 17
Easter S u n d a y
12:10 p m - S e r v i c e o f t h e W o r d - S k a l n y R o o m
A p r i l 19
11:00 a m
Eucharist
Jones C h a p e l
Coffee h o u r i n the Skalny R o o m
T H E EPISCOPAL CAMPUS PARISH
M o n d a y - A p r i l 13 - 12:10 p m
Mass - J o n e s C h a p e l
T u e s d a y - A p r i l 14 - 12:10 p m - Mass J o n e s C h a p e l
Wednesday
A p r i l 15
Holy Thursday
Good Friday
12:10
Jones Chapel
A p r i l 16 - 12:10 p m • Mass
Jones C h a p e l
A p r i l 17 - 12:10 p m - Mass - J o n e s C h a p e l
Easter S u n d a y
A p r i l 19 - 9:30 p m - Mass - J o n e s C h a p e l
Coffee h o u r i n the Skalny R o o m
A L L SERVICES
ARE
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