The Rosedale Record ² ± ² ² ± ² ² ± ² overheard!

Paco is a member of the
smallest breed of dog
recognized by the American
Kennel Club (AKC). The AKC
says Chihuahuas should not
weigh more than six pounds!
Wednesday’s Forecast
Partly sunny
High—76°F, RealFeel 80°F
Low—58°F, RealFeel 58°F
Precipitation (7%)
The Rosedale Record
Reporting Choral Camp news since 2000
July 1, 2015
rosedale.edu
Vol. 16 , No. 2
Glove hair! Secrets of La Dama in the lobby
Reporting by Anna Yoder
Many campers have commented on the lovely locks of
the lady in the lobby. They want to know: How does she
do it? How does she manage to keep her hair impeccably styled, day in and day out, amidst the hustle and
bustle of campers dancing to the tune of “Tideo, Tideo!”
(sounds like tidy-oh)?
Anna Yoder, intrepid Record reporter, decided to ask
La Dama herself. It was a difficult interview because
La Dama was having trouble opening her mouth. Still,
Anna got on a wave length with her. Here is what she
found out:
La Dama loves her glove hair. In fact, she only sees two
disadvantages: “It gets really hot in the summer, and
when it’s windy, your glove hair might blow off. Then
you’re bald.”
On the other hand (heh-heh-heh), glove hair never gets
frizzy or greasy, and dandruff is not a problem. If something does happen to make your hair dirty, you can toss
it in the washing machine.
Also, you can buy new glove hair at Wal-Mart or Dollar
Tree, in all the bright colors you want. You never need a
comb, and, if you’re tired of how your glove hair looks,
you can tie it in knots!
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overheard!
Overheard in Music History Class
(Expert vs. Amateur):
Jared:“What happens if you go
on American Idol and you’re a bad
singer?”
Matthew Macerol: “You win.”
Clammy: “I heard a camper say
‘clamoflage.’ I’m pretty sure the
camper meant ‘camouflage,’ but
personally,
I like
‘clamoflage’
better!”
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Tuesday Room Awards
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Nurses rate each hall on a scale of 1 (awful!) to 10
(awesome!), based on overall appearance.
Mozart won best hall overall. Well done, denizens
of Mozart!
Best room awards:
Beethoven’s Fifth: Room 7
Pere Boix, Kelton Ebersole, John-David Heron
Best of Bach: Room 6
Davis Bender, Uriah Brobst, Levi Carrington,
Joshua Brobst
Handel’s Messiah: Room 9
Rachel Bowser, Bethany Carrington, Ellie
Mayer, Kristen Schlabach
Mozart’s Eine Kleine Nachtmusik: Room 3
Danielle Brobst, Cosette Curtis,
Emily Hollinger, Victoria Hernandez,
Cami Tonti Strauss’s Blue Danube Waltz: Room 9
Maggie Blanton, Kayli Keim, Kelsey Miller
Left: “Dear room checkers, the candy is for you.” Right: “Even though we eat
lost of nutrishious food and drink lots of water, you are still our lifesavers!”
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Get Wet! Party!
Great Race!
7:30 Wake Up
8:00Breakfast
9:00Choir
9:30Chapel
10:00 Session XI:
YOR–Class
GBB–Get Wet
11:00 Session XII:
YOR–Get Wet
GBB–Class
12:00Lunch
1:15 CLAP Classes
2:00 Great Race
3:30Choir–Library
4:00 The Big Show
5:00 Dinner– Pack-a-Picnic
6:15 CLAP Classes
6:45 Session XIII:
YOR–Class
GBB–Choose-a-Spot
7:45 Session XIV:
YOR–Running Games
GBB–Class-Library
8:15YOR–Campfire
8:45 GBB–Running Games
YOR–Hall Party (& snack)
9:30 GBB–Hall Party (& snack)
YOR–Devotions
10:00 YOR–Lights Out
GBB–Devotions
10:30 GBB–Lights Out
10:45 Sleep tight!
Happy birthday, Matthew Graber!
Wednesday's Menu
Breakfast: Pancakes, bacon, cantaloupe, cereal, milk, juice.
Lunch: Fried chicken, mashed potatoes, California veggies, Mandarin
oranges, ice cream sandwich.
Supper (bag supper): Ham/turkey/
PB&J sandwiches,
chips, apples, granola
bars, Capri Sun.
Evening snack: Rice
Krispie bars, chocolate milk.