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Ozark Mountain Parrot Head
“PHLOCK SQUAWK”
Officers
37° 12' 55" N / 93° 17' 53" W
These coordinates are subject to change to suit the prevailing attitudes
A Note From The Prez….
President:
Chery Gardner
[email protected]
Vice President:
Chris Reed
[email protected]
Secretary:
Stacey Ferrell
[email protected]
Treasurer:
Jim Adkins
[email protected]
Membership:
Mary Bertalott
[email protected]
Projects:
Rick Lamb
[email protected]
Public Relations:
Sharon Page
[email protected]
Newsletter:
Kelly Baldwin
kelly@
outdoorsmanlawns.com
Webmaster:
Mike Crandall
[email protected]
JUNE
2012
Greetings Parrot Heads,
"What is a pirates favorite kind of
cookie? "
"Ships ahoy"
Congratulations to Julie Henderson—her
fabulous artwork won the Phlock Logo
contest. She has won 2 free tickets to
Phlock. And speaking of Phlock—keep a
sharp eye out for details coming soon
because this year we are going to "pre
sell" Phlock tickets thru Children's Miracle Network. You can save some money—
which means more beer money for
Phlock.
It's Summer Break
For the June, July & August meetings we
are changing things up a bit and taking a
summer break from the "usual".
June monthly meeting-- June 7th--at
Challengers on S Campbell. Cruize Control will be playing for our pleasure.
July monthly meeting—July 12th--instead
of the first Thursday. So NO meeting on
July 5th—it's the 12th! Mark your calendars. Location still "under construction".
August monthly meeting--AUGUST 2ND-–
POOL PARTY at Howard Johnsons
(formerly the Clarion)
th
July 14 our club is having a boating rendezvous at Table Rock Lake. If YOU
have a boat and are interested in a phun
outing be sure to email either Stacey
Ferrell or myself. Stacey is coordinating
members who have boats with members
who do not have boats so more people
can join in on the phun!
Birdies golf tournament is this Saturday.
If you have been unable to attend the
committee meetings but still want to
come out and help please show up at Island Green, Saturday morning, June 2nd
at approx 7am and we can put you to
work. It's phun work for a great cause;
Care to Learn the Republic chapter. If
you want to get a last minute team together please see the registration form
in this newsletter.
See you at Birdies!
Finz Up
Ula Ona (Chery)
“Phlock Squawk”
June
2012
What The Phlock is Going On?
June
2—Birdies Golf Tournament at Island
Green in Republic. Contact Rick Lamb or
show up if you want to work or golf.
7—Monthly Phlocking at Challengers. Social Hour and Dinner, 5:30PM. Cruize Control
will be playing.
18—Monthly Bored Meeting
14—Boat Rendezvous and Social. Contact Stacey Ferrell or Chery Gardner for more
information.
August
2—Monthly Phlocking. Pool Party at Howard Johnsons. Music will be piped in. Come
relax before the Phlock!
August 16-18—Phlock At The Rock
July
12—Monthly Phlocking. Please note the
“normal” week has changed due to the 4th of
July Holiday.
Our Fruitcake for the month
of June is Patti Hirsh. Patti
joined OMPH in October
2011. Although she is new
to OMPH, she is a seasoned
Parrot Head. For five years,
Patti belonged to the Sarasota Bay Parrot Head Club
of Sarasota Florida where
she was also the Membership Director.
Patti has worked at Sam’s
Club for the past 5 months
as a supervisor. She is currently single with two grown
sons.
Patti is a true supporter of
our “Party with a Purpose”
philosophy. She has been
an event planner and would
like to be involved planning
new events for the club.
She enjoys meeting new
people and would love to
see more singles in OMPH.
Patti loves spending time
with friends, especially her
Parrot Head Phriends. She
enjoys walks on the beach,
fishing and finding a small
café or bar to socialize in—especially if she can find it
on Duvall Street in Key
West.
Give Patti a real welcome
when you see her. She has
a very easy going personality and always has a smile
on her face. She will be an
asset to the club.
June
“Phlock Squawk”
2012
MOKSAROK UPDATE
The annual Float Trip
with other clubs from
1
Ryan Mulheron
3
Steve Numberg
4
Charlotte Arnold
9
Carol Ann
Raines
10 Mike Crandall
18 Sheila Hicks
25 Chelli Hatch
25 Dan Wilken
29 Arnie Bader
MO, KS, AR and OK
will be upon us soon.
The “float” this year will
be a six-mile event.
Shuttles
will
leave
around 9:30AM.
The
group will gather at the first gravel bar in order
to attempt to stay together. If you have not
registered, but would like to go, please
contact Bud Page or see the Flyer in this
newsletter.
AWESOME!!
Year To Date
Volunteer Hours
256
Still In Need Of
Accommodations
For Phlock?
See the flyer at
the end of this
newsletter with information about
rooms that are still
available in the
area.
Happy
Anniversary
1 Year
Arnie Bader
2 Years
Mary Lynn Thomas
3+ Years
Lynn & Janet Morris—3 Years
Mona Gillihan—8 Years
June
“Phlock Squawk”
2012
Frozen Concoctions for
Hot Summer Days
The Parrot Perch
1 1/2 oz Parrot Bay Coconut Rum
1/2 oz Triple Sec
3 oz Orange Juice
1 oz Banana Syrup
1 Banana
Pour liquor, juice and syrup
into a blender. Add sliced
banana. Blend until
smooth… enjoy!
Swimmer Trapped by Beach Balls
Blue Hawaiian
1 oz light rum
1 cherry
2 oz pineapple juice
1 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
1 oz cream of coconut
1 slice pineapple
Blend light rum, blue curacao, pinapple juice and cream of coconut with
one coup ice in an electric blender.
Pour into a glass and garnish with a
clice of pinapple or cherry.
One afternoon, a man got a nasty surprise
when he tried to get out of his deckchair and
found his testicles had become stuck between two slats of wood. He had been swimming nude on the beach that day and when he
was in the cool water, his “parts” had inevitably encountered some shrinkage. He
emerged from the water and sat down in the
chair. When he did, his testicles slipped
down through the slats. As he lay in the
warm sun, they returned to normal size. He
was freed after he called beach maintenance
service on is cell phone. The chair was cut in
half in order to free him and his “parts”.
“Phlock Squawk”
June
2012
If you will be traveling, here is your chance to
see how other clubs “Party With a Purpose”
PARROT HEADS OF PUGET SOUND
Join us for the Northwest’s biggest summer bash … July 12-15, 2012 … as we “Party with a Purpose” along the
shores of Puget Sound at the Silverdale Beach Hotel in Silverdale, WA. LBA X will present more than 23 hours of
live Trop-Rock music starring Jim Morris & The Big Bamboo Band, Stars on the Water, Eric Stone, John Reno,
Jimi Pappas & John Patti, Shark Biscuit, Dave Calhoun, and The Dave Roberts Band.
This year we are pleased to announce that we have partnered with the Washington State Elks Association in presenting Laid Back Attack. All proceeds from LBA X will benefit the “Tall Elks Therapy Program for Children”.
Registration is now available online or with a mail-in option. Due to the limited spaces we have available… we
suggest all who are interested register early. You won’t want to be shut out of our 10th anniversary Laid Back
Attack! It’s going to be the best one yet!!!
Web Site: http://www.phops.com
MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION
ANNUAL DUES: Single $25/ Couple $40 (Prorated Feb-Aug, ask for rate)
Optional $5 for family members under age 21.
(Personal Checks, Money Order or Cash) Make Checks Payable to: OMPH Club
PLEASE PRINT
Name
Birthdate mm/dd
Preferred contact ph#
Member #1
Member #2
Email Address #1
Email Address #2
Address:
City:
State:
Child Name
Birthdate
Zip:
Child Name
Birthdate
Please note that E-mail is our primary method of distributing club information (social events, etc)
IS IT O.K. FOR US TO LIST YOUR NAME, E-MAIL & PHOTO ON OUR WEBSITE? _______________
I am interested in the following activities:
_____Helping with Parties
_____Organizing Events
_____Community Service
_____Writing for Newsletter
_____Public Relations
_____Soliciting Merchant Support
_____Webpage
_____Charity Events
_____Concerts
The Obligatory Fine Print
Each member of the Ozark Mountain Parrot Head Club is responsible for his/her own actions and behavior and shall treat phellow members, guests and
hosts and their personal property with respect. Members agree to abide by all local, state and federal laws. Members agree to abide by all the OMPH
Club bylaws.
Membership in the club does not give the member permission to use Jimmy Buffet’s name, song titles, lyrics, names of businesses or other trademarked,
copyrighted or reserved material owned by Jimmy Buffett or Margaritaville.
Since Parrot Heads are known to enjoy a cold one, we support using a designated driver.
PLEASE LET US KNOW IF YOU CHANGE YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS OR MOVE. WE DO NOT WANT YOU TO MISS ANY
NEWSLETTERS OR EVENTS.
Mail application and dues to Mary Bertalott 811 E Kerr St Springfield MO 65803 or email for more information
and prorated [email protected] Visit our website at www.omphclub.com
Dues are not deductible as a charitable expense for federal or state income tax purposes.
Signature/Date______________________________________________________________________
Signature/Date______________________________________________________________________
Paid date:________________Amount:__________________Cash/Check & #______________
Phlock At The Rock
Accommodations…Aug 17 & 18
If you are still looking for a room in order to attend Phlock this year,
here are some suggestions. These were available as of Feb 20th.
Please call as soon as possible or you may be out of luck! You can also
type in the link below to see a map of the area.
Rock Lane Resort
2 Bedroom Condo—$139 per night
1 Bedroom Condo—$95 per night
Both rooms have a full kitchen, living room and bedroom(s)
Village
2 Bedroom, 2 Bath— $175 per night
Same with Jacuzzi—$185 per night
Rooms include Kitchen, Laundry, Sleeper Sofa. They do offer a 10%
discount for Military/SDC/Teachers/AAA—ask for info
Stillwaters (yes Rick did say they have rooms)
1 Bedroom Condo—$195 per night
2 Bedroom Condo—$205-269 per night depending on amenities
Golden Arrow Resort
Rooms and Condo Available...Rooms Range from $45-$72 depending on
number of people and size of room.
2 Bedroom Condo (sleeps 6) - $100 per night
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