Downloaded with Goodies by Robert E. Lee, Jnr.

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Downloaded with Goodies
by
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Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
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4. The Partnership
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5. Alabama Hammer
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Hollywood Shed
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18. N.C.
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19. The Spanish-Black American War
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20. Homeless
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21. Thugs On Drugs
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22. Nigger Hill
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23.Obesity
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24. Stink Look
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Title
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
Written
Copyright
Date &No.
Page
No.
1. I See You
Mom N’ Pop Music
Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
‘51
Pau 1-208-687 ‘89
7
Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
‘54
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
9
Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
’57
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
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Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ’61
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
13
2. Satisfyin’ Shame
Mom N’ Pop Music
3. What Is Love
4. Hunka Junk
5. Fire Fire Fire
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
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6. Love Letter Blues
’58 Aug. 25, 1995
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7. Blisters and Bunions
’60
Pau 1-208-687 89
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8. Love Seat
Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘58 Pau 1-208-687 ’89 23
9. Twiddle My Thumbs
10. Loaded With Goodies
11. That’s What They Put Erasers on Pencils 4
Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘62
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 31
12. If a Dollar Could Holla
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 33
13. Just A Fool
14. The Strangest Change Is Love
Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘64. Pau 1-208-687 ’89 38
15. Joey Was the Last
Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘67 Pau 1-208-687 ’89
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Title
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
Written
Copyright
Date &No.
Page
No.
16. Big Top Blues
Mom N’ Pop Music
Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
‘73
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
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Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
‘73
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
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Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
‘71
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
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Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
‘71
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
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‘75
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
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‘75
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
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17. Remote Control
Mom N’ Pop Music
18. I Wanna Get Into Something
Mom N’ Pop Music
19. Love Dummy
Mom N’ Pop Music
20. I Want the World to Know
Mom N’ Pop Music
Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
21.Lost in the Shuffle of Love
Mom N’ Pop Music
Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
22. Greedy Green
Mom N’ Pop Music
Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
’68
‘02
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23. The Naked Truth
Mom N’ Pop Music
Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
‘68
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
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Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
‘68
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
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Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
‘75
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
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Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
‘68
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
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24. Broad Jumpin’
Mom N’ Pop Music
25. Anyway the Wind Blows
Mom N’ Pop Music
26. Love 50/50
Mom N’ Pop Music
27. Mama Bakes Biscuits When Daddy Makes Bread
Mom N’ Pop Music
Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
‘68
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
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Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
‘61 Pau 1-208-687 ’89
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28. Johnny Jealousy
Mom N’ Pop Music
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I See You
I see you
I see you
I see you
And I love you too
I see you
I see you
I see you
All my whole life through
I see you
In ev’ry sweet melody
Too bad it’s not reality
When I see you
I see you
My dear
And it's so very clear
It's almost as if you were here
Here with me
I see you
Right before me
But I know this isn't true
Happy the day when you tell me
That you share my point of view
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I see you
Dressed in a gown snow-white
And now I step into sight
And you hold my hand
I see you
With me in a house for two
My dreams would all come true
If you could see me too
(Like I see you)
_____Top_____
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Satisfyin’ Shame
Umm golly golly golly
Umm golly golly
Umm golly golly golly
Umm golly golly
The way you rock
The way you roll
You know you thrill
My soul
The way you look
When we kiss
You know I can't resist
You drivin' me insane
And it's a satisfyin'
Shame
You close your eyes
And call my name
You set my heart aflame
I feel your touch
I love so much
Hot nature is to blame
Shame
_______Top_______
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Oooh baby baby
Oooh baby baby
Oooh baby baby
The author of the
Book of love
Is signing autographs
The people stand around
And smile
I watch the crowd
And laugh
Shame
________Top_______
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What Is Love
What makes my happy
Heart sing
What makes me feel
Like a king
What is love
Don’t keep me guessin’
I only know
I only know that it’s a
Blessin’
Whenever our lips meet
The feelin’ leaves me
Weak
Heaven’s above
What is love
Oh if I could search
A lifetime
Well I wonder wonder
Would
Would I ever ever find
A good reason for the
Thrill
That makes my heart
Stand still
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Heaven’s above
Somebody tell me
Right now
What is love
______Top_____
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Hunka Junk
Sometimes I believe
Fate was unkind
The day that I bought
That no account used car
Of mine
Well the motor was sad
And the brakes were bad
The choke was broke
And all four wheels
Jumped out of line
I bought a hunka junk
And it’s got me shook
I do believe to my soul
That I got took
A crazy horn
Was all I got
Woe is me
I should have left that
Hunka junk
Back on the lot
Now my hot rod baby
Just loves to ride
I dig her so
Why did she go
And hurt my pride
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I never thought
We’d fight and fuss
Until she said
She’d rather walk
Or take a bus
____Chorus____
Now my girl won’t speak
And my car won’t run
To think I thought
I bought myself
A ton of fun
When all day long
I sit and mope
Well the only thing to do
I guess
Is chunk ‘em both
_____Chorus_____
I should have left
That hunka junk
They could have kept
That hunka junk
I’m gonna chunk
That hunka junk
Back on the lot
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It gave me a fit
It was a piece of sh . .!
My motor just quit
It was a piece of sh . .!
My girlfriend split
‘Cause of my piece of sh . .!
I’m gonna junk this piece of sh . . !
Back on the lot
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Fire Fire Fire
Fire fire fire
Fire fire fire
You start a fire
You got me twitchin’
All about
No don’t ever put
It out
Let it burn
Let it catch
Baby just like a
Match
You start a fire
At first it was a
Tiny spark
But honey when
You warm my heart
I sizzle so
I’m a flame
I’m a red-hot burnin’
Fire
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Deep down in my soul
Just your slightest
Touch
My dear
And it’s out of
Control
Fire fire fire
This is no false
Alarm
Lover when you
Turn on your charm
I could melt
And that’s no joke
I go up in smoke
And
Fire fire fire
Fire fire fire
Fire fire fire
Let it burn
Let it catch
Baby just like a
Match
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Cool me baby
Cool me baby
Cool me baby
Cool me baby
Cool me baby
Cool me baby
I could melt
And that’s no joke
I go up in smoke
And
Fire fire fire
Fire fire fire
Fire fire fire
Fire fire fire
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Love Letter Blues
Address the envelope baby
Lick the envelope baby
Seal the envelope baby
Stamp the envelope baby
Take the envelope baby
Mail the envelope baby
Push the envelope baby
Stuffed with love tonight
Baby I can read
If you can write
Be my pen pal lover
Put it in black
And white
Make that ol’ mailman
Bring the good news
So I can lose my misery
And lonely blues
Write me a love letter
Send me a love letter
I won’t feel
Better
‘Til a love letter
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Type me a love letter
Scribble a love letter
Telegrams and postcards
Don’t say enough
Long distance phone calls
Cost way too much
One Elvis stamp
Can guarantee
Sweet tender words romantically
From you to me
Write me a love letter
Send me a love letter
I won’t feel
Better
‘Til a love letter
Fax me a love letter
E-mail a love letter
Honey why don’t you write me
Girl why don’t you write me
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Woman why don’t you write. . . moi
Address the envelope baby
Seal the envelope baby
Stamp the envelope baby
Take the envelope baby
Mail the envelope baby
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Blisters and Bunions
Blisters and bunions
Blisters and bunions
Well a little hard work
Won’t hurt you
That’s what the old folks say
Well I’ve been puttin’ in
Sixteen hours
All work and no pay
All I get is a blister Mr.
Put a bunion on ya
And here comes ol’ Peter Pain
Rompin’ up and down my back
Again
Woe I gotta work to live
But all my J.O.B. can give
Is a blister Mr.
Put a bunion on ya
Mama wants me to go to college
Daddy wanted me to study law
But I can’t afford the kindergarten
Off of that check I draw
______Chorus________
______Top_______(4 times)
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But it’s a labor of love
I’ll wear my workin’ gloves
Put on my workin’ shoes
‘Cause baby I love you
At night you rub me down
In a see-through gown
Then I can understand
The curse of a workin’
Man
I’m gettin’ old age compensation
If I live to be sixty-five
Do you think I can make it
Do you think I can take it
Do you think I can survive
Lawd Lawdy my
_____Chorus______
_____Top________
Bumps bruises cuts
And knots
I got blisters and bunions
Oh yeah
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Love Seat
Come to the love seat
I repeat
Come closer to me on
The sofa
‘Cause me sitting here
And you over there
Is so square - - - (Don’t be so square)
Get out of that chair
(Out of that chair
Get out of that chair)
Now the love seat
Was made for two
Kinds of people
Like me and you
So give it a try
Come here and you’ll
Understand - - - (You’ll understand)
Move to the divan
(To the divan
Move to the divan)
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The love seat can do
You no harm
Come on
And spend this evening
Here in my arms
It just so happens to be (Baby)
That any seat’s a love
Seat
When you’re sitting
With me
Don’t be a grouch
Let’s move to the
Couch
And make our love
Love seat
I repeat
Come closer to me on
The sofa
We’ll be king and
Queen
Sitting on top of
The world - - - (The whole wide world)
The day you say you’re
My girl
Love seat
We’re royalty
On a throne
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Love seat
So make yourself
Right at home
Love seat
Any place
You sit down
Love seat
On the floor
Or the ground
Love seat
In my lap
On my knee
Love seat
You can sit
Right on me
Love seat
I’m a comfortable
Man
Love seat
On your bed
Hand in hand
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Twiddle My Thumbs
Twiddle my thumbs
Twiddle dee dee
Twiddle dee dum
Dee dee dum
Dee dee dum
Twiddle my thumbs
Twiddle dee dee
Twiddle dee dum
Dee dee dum
Dee dee dum
I fell in love with you
My darling
And my love was true
You promised you’d leave
Me never
Now I’m all alone and
Blue
Oh what a price
I had to pay
Just for loving you
Any ol’ way
Must I be the lonely one
Left to sit home
And twiddle my thumbs
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I always thought love
Made you happy
Never ever made you cry
But you changed that
Thought
My darling
Now I wanna know why
Oh what a price
I had to pay
Just for loving you
Any ol’ way
Must I be the lonely
One
Left to sit home
And twiddle my thumbs
Well I’m goin’ out
(Goin’ out)
With other guys
I’m gonna put love’s
Sparkle
Back in my eyes
I’m gonna laugh
(Gonna laugh)
Dance and sing
I’m gonna have myself
A romantic fling
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So if you want me baby
Come and get me yeah
And please don’t hestitate
Or you’ll be crying soon
‘Cause I ain’t gonna wait
Then oh what a price
You’ll have to pay
Just for loving me
Any ol’ way
And you’ll be the lonely
One
Left to sit home
All alone
And twiddle your thumbs
______Top_______
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Loaded With Goodies
His kiss is loaded with goodies
(Oh yeah)So saucy sweet
His kiss is loaded with goodies
(Uh huh) And oh what a treat
‘Cause when he takes me in
His arms
I feel the magic of his
Charms
Oh so good
His kiss is loaded with
Goodies
(Uh huh) Ev’ry time and I know
All those little goodies
(Uh huh) Are mine all mine
And ev’ry night I thank
The Lord above
For sending my
My baby’s love
Ev’ry kiss we make
Taste better than
Ice cream and cake
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You know I crave each
Moment
More than I like cherry pie
How else can I describe
Each little thrill I get
So I
I’ve only got one thing
To say
His kiss is loaded with
Goodies
(Yeah yeah)Ev’ry time
And I know
All those little goodies
(Uh huh) Are mine all mine
And ev’ry night I thank
The Lord above
For sending my
My baby’s love
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That's What They Put Erasers on Pencils 4
It may sound silly
But I know for sure
That's what they put erasers
On pencils 4
(Did I screw up again)
There's a rumor going
'Round
That you're gonna put
Me down
Baby say it isn't true
No I can't be losing you
Honey don't walk out
The door
Not unless you love him
More
Run it over in your mind
Think it over
Take your time
And remember
Haste makes waste
Uh-oh
And anybody can make
A mistake
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It may sound silly
But I know for sure
That's what they put
Erasers on pencils 4
(Did I screw up again)
Wait just a minute
Tell me baby are you
Sure
We still can be together
One kiss can settle the
Score
I slipped and made an
Error
A smudgy erasure
It may sound silly
But I know for sure
That's what they put
Erasers on pencils 4
______Chorus______
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If A Dollar Could Holla
There’s some that wanna
Make it
Take it
And counterfeiters
Often try to fake it
Cash it
Flash it
And stingy people always
Try to stash it
Spend it
Lend it
And lucky people gamble
They can win it
Some folks wanna touch it
Clutch it
And ev’rybody wants to
Know how much
If a dollar could holla
If money could only talk
What a poor wide world
We’d live in
If money could squawk
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If money could only say
Don’t try to beg
Don’t try to borrow
And no more payday
There’s some who wanna
Feel it
Steal it
Big business people
Like to wheel and deal it
Some people wanna
Pinch it
Clinch it
Smooth operators
Think that they can
Cinch it
Some people wanna buy it
Try it
And ev’ry miser wants
To stack it high
Some people wanna will it
Bill it
And hit men
With a vengeance
Kill you for it
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If long lean green
Could only scream
We’d have to give each
Other credit
You know what I mean
If only dough could say no
We’d beat the high cost
Of livin’
And hit a brand-new low
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Just A Fool
Fool fool fool
Would I be just a fool
If I had plenty money
Would you love me honey
But I ain’t got riches
And jewels
I’m just a fool
Hoping one-day maybe
You’ll
Love me baby
Fool fool fool
I made all A’s in school
Thought I was smart
‘Til you broke my heart
Now by ev’ry lover’s
Rule
I’m just a fool
You’ll
Love this
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Fool fool fool
So in love with you
Blind as a bat
And stubborn as a
Country mule
Hoping praying
Though I hear folks
Saying
I’m a fool fool
Fool - - - There’s gotta be
Someone cool
Who’ll love this
Fool
You’ll
Love me baby
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The Strangest Change is Love
When a rich man tells his only son
Your reckless ways will drive me ill
You’re a problem child a plenty
Cut you off without a penny
Unless you change your ways
I’ll change my will
The strangest change
Can stop
And rearrange a man
As I know all about
What I’m speaking of
The strangest change is love
When a thief gets caught
Satisfying
The urge to steal
You can never catch him buying
The chance is slim
You’ll make an honest man
Of him
But go ahead
If you don’t mind trying
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When a poor man gets his
Hands on money
It’s the truth though it may
Sound funny
He makes his old shoes new
Makes his black days blue
And when I get a hold of you
Honey
The strangest change
Can stop
And rearrange a man
As I know all about
What I’m speaking of
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Joey Was the Last
Joey was the last
Joey was the last
Right now
Joey was the last
Boy
To make me fall in
Love
Joey Joey made my
Love come down
Joey Joey made my
Head spin ‘round
Joey was the last
Boy
To make me fall in
Love
Now will you do what
Joey did
Mess around and
Break my heart
When the morning
Rolls around
Will you try to
Put me down
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Can you end this
Lover’s curse
If you do you’ll be
The first
Joey was the last
Joey was the last
And how
Joey was the last
Boy
To make me fall
In love
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Big Top Blues
Introduction
Ladies and gentlemen . . . . .
And children of all ages . . . . .
Featuring in the center ring
The great Se-duc-tress
Ladies and gentlemen
Come one . . . come all
To the big top circus
See the dangerous dare devil
Risk love with one single bound
Step right up folks
Get your tickets right here
To the Ringling Brothers
Big top circus blues
Mr. P. T Barnum
Your new freak has arrived
Mr. P. T. Barnum
Your new freak has arrived
Frank Buck’s here
And he brought me back alive
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The fat lady cried
She ain’t got nothin’ to lose
The fat lady cried
She ain’t got nothin’ to lose
Got the Ringling Brothers
Barnum and Bailey big top be bop
Rag top don’t stop big top circus blues
Since the bearded lady ran off with the Siamese
twins
Since the bearded lady ran off with the Siamese
twins
My three ring circus
Ain’t been in the nude since then
The lion tamer can’t beat it
With a gun and a whip and a chair
The lion tamer can’t beat it
With a gun and a whip and a chair
I been clownin’ around
With that high flyin’ guy in the air
When the strong man whimpered
It’s heavy as heavy can be
When the strong man whimpered
It’s heavy as heavy can be
Made the midget man holler
It makes little difference to me
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Mr. P. T. Barnum
Your new freak’s in the nude
Mr. P. T. Barnum
Your new freak’s in the nude
Got the Ringling Brothers
Barnum and Bailey big top
Be bop rag top don’t stop
Big top circus blues
Ending
Ladies and gentlemen
Come one come all
To the big top
Circus
See the dangerous
Dare devil
Risk love with one
Single bound
See the enormous
Fat lady
Do her thing
Step right up folks
Get your tickets
Right here
To the Ringling
Brothers
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Big top circus
Blues - - - Remote control
Remote Control
Human heart
Robot soul
Mechanical man
At your command
I rock and roll
Your radar zeros in on me
And it seems
As though I’m walking talking dining
Dancing in a dream
Something comes over me
I’m on love’s frequency
That’s what you do to me
With ev’ry feeling
Remote control
Electric eyes
Big and bold
Remote control
Turns on love
Hot and cold
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I Wanna Get Into Somethin’
I been lookin’ for love
So long so long
So long
‘Til my days are nights
And my nights are days
Still love is out of sight
You know I need somebody
To turn me on and to brighten
Up my love life
‘Cause the road’s been rough
Sometimes so tough
You couldn’t cut it with
A switchblade knife
I wanna get into somethin’ fast
‘Cause I believe that love’s a gas
I wanna get into somethin’ quick
‘Cause I believe that love’s my stick
I wanna get into somethin’ somethin’ somethin’
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
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I wanna get into somethin’ somethin’ nice
‘Cause I believe love’s paradise
I wanna get into somethin’ somethin’ good
So why don’t you love me like you should
I wanna get into somethin’ somethin’ somethin’
So hard so hard
I been lookin’ for love so hard
Searchin’ here and there
Searchin’ ev’rywhere
And there you were in my own backyard
So if I don’t make fortune
And don’t make fame
Well it’s a low down dirty shame
And if my star don’t shine
Too bright tonight
Well it’s only your love to blame
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Love Dummy
You know I love you
Love dummy
And you don’t need
No genius high I.Q.
Ask your inside information
If it’s true
Love dummy
And you’ll understand
You don’t have to strain
Your brilliant brain to see
Love dummy
I’m thinking of you
Thoughts of ev’rything
We use to say and do
Love dummy
And you know it all
Don’t need no genius I.Q.
To realize I love you
Like I said
Love dummy
Don’t put a strain
On your brain
You better follow your heart instead
Love dummy
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Don’t need no genius I.Q.
To figure out
What you mean to me
Love dummy
You can be dumb
In the head
My love is simple as ABC
Love dummy
You know I love you
Love dummy
And you don’t need
No genius high I.Q.
Love dummy
Let the wisdom of our love
Come shining through
Love dummy
Love dummy
And you’ll know it all
Love dummy
Love dummy
And you’ll know it all
Love dummy
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I Want the World to Know
I want the world to know
How much I love you so
They got to understand
In ev’ry distant land
I’m your lover man pretty baby
I want the world to feel
My love is real for real
On color TV satellite black and white
Your love is out of sight
And I don’t mean maybe
People of the planet
I love my woman so
People of the planet
I want all y’all to know
Honey I love you
I’m shoutin’ loud ‘cause
I feel so proud
To be in love believe me that’s why
I let my feelin’ show
I gotta hip the earth
To what your love is worth
I’ll tell the universe
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Lost in the Shuffle of Love
My queen of hearts
Got lost in the shuffle of love
I lost her from the start
Playin’ around
When the deal went down
In the game of love
I was the loser of
Like the joker like the joker
Lost in the shuffle of love
With the queen of hearts
Loves like poker loves like poker
She was the queen of hearts
And I held on tight to her
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Winning hand
He was the jack of diamonds
The heart breakin’ kind of a gamblin’ man
I would’ve bet my life
But she cheated me and he pulled a knife
Like a joker like a joker
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Greedy Green
I’m goin’ to the people’s poorhouse blue
I’m broke and broken-hearted too over you
I’m headed for the people’s poorhouse plaid
Thinkin’ ‘bout the mellow yellow gold I had
People it seems
Get greedy for green
Don’t let greedy green
Ruin your color scheme
I use to see green all the time
‘Til I met you and blew my mind
Of dollar signs
Your brown eyes gave me
Just one wink and I thought
Our love was in the pink
But now I think
People it seems
55
I’m goin’ to the people’s poorhouse red
A bloody bandage wrapped around
My achin’ head
I tried to get my money back
But the police made
My future black
People it seems
56
The Naked Truth
Just tell me the naked truth
Do you want my kind of love tonight
Face to face in the haze of
The midnight shadows
Let me know if your love’s comin’
Down all right
Just tell me the naked truth tonight
Tell me the naked truth
Strip aside your foolish pride
Tell me the naked truth
Don’t try to cover up with lies
Oow baby me and you baby
We know what to do baby
My baby
Shy baby look me in the
Eye baby
Please baby
It’s easy baby
Let me show you how baby
When the day is shinin’
In the window
We’ll pull the blinds and cuddle
Under the covers
And we’ll be under cover lovin’ lovers
57
Tonight ‘til the mornin’
Broad Jumpin’
Broad jumpin’ after you down
A dusty country road
I’m jumpin’ somethin’ baby
I’m barefootin’ on my toes
Broad jumpin’ after you on a
Foreign boulevard
Until I jumped into your
Front yard baby
Comin’ down on you hard
I jumped sky high
I fell down shy
A little bit short of your love
I’m on my mark to make my move
But my competition’s tough
I’ve got to win your lovin’ cup
For first place in your heart
I’ll take the time to make you mine
I loved you from the start
Broad jumpin’
Broad jumpin’
Broad jumpin’
Broad jumpin’
58
Broad jumpin’ after you
On a crowded avenue
I’m broad jumpin’ baby
Gotta get the jump on you
Broad jumpin’ after you
On a busy city street
I’m off and I’m runnin’
Because you can’t be beat
59
Anyway the Wind Blows
I wanna go with you
Anyway the wind blows
Anywhere you go
I wanna make you mine
Anywhere the sun shines
You can choose the place and time
Hot warm cool or snow cold
Ev’rybody in love knows it’s true
My love will shelter you
Soothe your soul
Anywhere the sun shines
Warm your heart
Anywhere it’s snow cold
All because I love you so . . . . . . . .
60
Love 50/50
We use to love 50/50
But now we’re down to 33 1/3
Is just a fraction of your action
All you figure I deserve
Love 50/50 adds 100% soul love
Love 50/50 adds 100% soul love
Love minus love and thrills
Got thrifty
Thrills I can’t get enough of
2 plus 2 is 4
4 plus 4 is 8
8 plus 8 is 16
Two 16’s are 32
Love is 50/50
From Spain to Mississippi
Love is 50/50
Keep it equally divided
And don’t subtract
61
Yourself from me
2 plus 2 is 4
4 plus 4 is 8
8 plus 8 is 16
Two 16’s are 32
Love is 50/50
From Spain to Mississippi
Love is 50/50
62
Mama Bakes Biscuits When Daddy Makes Bread
Mama bakes biscuits
When daddy makes bread
By this simple recipe
The family’s fed
He ain’t got no dough so
I know what’s the matter
He ain’t got no rollin’
Dough
She can’t make the batter
Mama bakes biscuits
Puts soul in her rolls
Fruity pies and sweetie
Cakes
She turns her lovin’ oven
On for you
Mama bakes biscuits
Mama bakes biscuits
Aunt Jemima makes pancakes
When Uncle Ben makes gravy
He gets fed breakfast in bed
When he feels lazy
63
Mama bakes biscuits
Puts soul in her rolls
Fruity pies and sweetie cakes
She turns her lovin’ oven
On for you
Mama bakes biscuits
Mama bakes biscuits
So give us Lord
Our daily bread
By mama’s hands
We all are fed
64
Johnny Jealousy
Johnny
Johnny
Johnny
Johnny
Jealousy
Johnny jealousy
Can make you weep
Make you moan
Moan moan
Unless your troubled
Heart
Is made of stone
You know that I’m still
Yours alone
He’s not the boy
Oh don’t you know
You’re still my pride and joy
He only held me while
We danced
So Johnny don’t hurt our
Romance
Our sweet romance
65
How could your heart
Forget me
When heaven knows
You could get me
(I’m yours alone)
I’ll stand by your side
Yes love don’t hide
And swallow your foolish pride
Johnny jealousy
Can make you weep
Make you moan
Moan moan
Unless your troubled heart
Is made of stone
You know that I’m still
Yours alone
66
Racial Overtones
67
Racial Overtones
Title
1.
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
Written
‘87
Pau 1-208-687 ’87
77
Pau 1-208-687 ’87
79
Pau 1-208-687 ’87
82
Pau 1-208-687 ’87
84
Atta Boy
9.
73
Tar and Feathers
8.
Pau 1-208-687 ’87
Climbing Out the Woodpile
7.
69
Counterfeit Complexion
6.
Pau 1-494-693 ’91
Caucasian
5.
67
Timid Emmet
4.
Pau 1-208-687 ’87
You Just Wanna Kill the Ravens. . . ‘Cause They Black
3.
Page
No.
Blackballed
2.
Copyright
Date &No.
‘78
‘02
85
Tennessee D. O. A.
Pau 1-208-687 ’87
87
10. Unidentified
‘78
Pau 1-494-693 ’91
90
68
Blackballed
He said you’ll never work
In the music business
On old B-Way
Night or day
For Hollywood
Stay in the hood
Don’t try Nashville
You’ll get killed
In the music business again
So any town you sing around
Won’t play your sound
I’ve been blackballed
I’ve been blacklisted too
He called me crazy
Because my skin’s a darker
Hue
69
Where Negroes don’t talk
Back
I’m banned forever
Because I happen to be
Black
______Top______
Not D.C. New York Chicago
Nor Philadelphia Detroit
Or Muscle Shoals Nashville
L.A. and London Town
All over musicland
The world of music
Is in an angry white
Man’s hand
A credit to my race
For saying no man
To the man
In his red angry face
____Top and tag____
70
You Just Wanna Kill the Ravens. . . ‘Cause They
Black
You’re such a silly goose
To think there is no use
In lovin’ me the way
I love you
I’m not a bird of prey
So why’d you fly away
With your heart
To somebody new
You just wanna kill
The Ravens
‘Cause they black
And they don’t crave mock
Desert tortoise soup
To snack
They eat turtles
In the shell
Peck and claw ‘em
What the hell
Now environmentalist
Are scared
71
You say ravens are an
Enemy of man
And desert tortoises
Extinction
You won’t stand
So the state of California
Came up with a
Master Plan - - To shoot and poison
Craven ravens
When they can
The Swallows and
The Cardinals
The Orioles and the Crows
The Penquins and Flamingos
Lord ev’rybody knows
You’d exterminate
The blackest American
Vocal groups
The Falcons and the Robins
The Larks and the Wrens
The Dixie Hummingbirds
The Swan Silvertones
The Nightingales
And the Edwin Hawkins
Singers
72
Let’s regroup again
Regroup and then
We’ll get the old act
Together
To sing and serenade
Regroup again
Harmonize and blend
The doo-wop bird
Is flyin’ high
Up in the sky
Regroupin’ men
And women
You just wanna kill
The Ravens
‘Cause they black
And you don’t think
Their style is ever comin’ back
Today you don’t play their
Music
On the radio
You never heard the birds
Of Edgar Allan Poe
73
Jimmy Ricks would make
Your spine chill and shiver
With his boomin’ bass
Voice croonin’ “Old Man River”
Deep and low
He sang the lead
His ego grew
He had a need
To leave the quartet
Sound
And sing alone
The Clovers and the 5 Keys
The Dominoes and Moonglows
The Spaniels and the Dells
Great groups I love so well
Got shot down because
They were Negroes talented heroes
The Inkspots and Mills
Brothers
The Delta Rhythm Boys
The 5 Royales Platters & O’jays
The Four Tops and Temptations
The Coasters and the Drifters
With or without
Clyde McPhatter
____Chorus_____
74
Timid Emmet
Timid Emmet
Woe - - - - Timid Emmet
Was a fourteen year old
Black boy
From Chicago
On school vacation time
That evil summer day
In Money Mississippi
They said son
Don’t sass no white folks
Just say yes sir
No sir
Yes mam
But he was bedamned
He said up north
I go with white girls
Up north I live in
The white man’s world
75
He said I got plenty
White girlfriends
They’re pretty
And I kiss ‘em
His friends said
Prove it!
Go into the country
Store
And talk that talk
You talk up north to her
She was white
And quite good lookin’
Timid Emmet’s nerves
Were cookin’
So he whistled . . .
Southern red neck
Racist lady
Told the Klan
That Timid Emmet
Was a man
Timid Emmet beat so bad
Bound in barbed wire
People sad
All he ever ever had
Down south was trouble
76
He was just a cocky lad
Trying to impress
Start a fad
When the Klan heard
They got mad
Mad as a lynch mob
_____Top______
Timid Emmet
Timid Emmet
Timid Emmet
Timid Emmet
Timid Emmet
Timid Emmet
Timid Emmet
Timid Emmet
Timid Emmet - - - - - They abducted
Timid Emmet
They intimidated
Timid Emmet
Tormented
Tortured Timid Emmet
They castrated Emmet
Till
77
They mutilated Timid
Emmet
Devastated Timid
Emmet
Because they hated
Timid Emmet
They shot and murdered
Emmet Till
Timid Emmet
Woe - - - - -
78
Caucasian
Caucasian
Let my people go
Caucasian
Don’t hold us back
No more
Caucasian
You puttin’ us in a trick
Caucasian
You got my people mixed
If a man is white
Well it’s all right
If a man be brown
Stick around
If a man is yellow
He’s a mellow fellow
If a man is red
He’s better off dead
But if a man is black
He better git on back
Caucasian
You own ev’rything
Caucasian
You drivin’ me insane
Caucasian
79
Race is in the mind
Caucasian
You should be
Colorblind
Your hair is blond
You have more fun
Your lips are thin
You always win
You ain’t got no color
To your skin
Your nose is Roman
Your eyes are blue
Jesus and Hitler
Look just like you
Caucasian
Black is beautiful
Caucasian
A bigot is full of
Bull
Caucasian
Let my people live
Caucasian
We got so much to give
If a man is white
If a man is brown
If a man is yellow
If a man is red
80
If a man is black
Counterfeit Complexion
I know that counterfeit
Complexion
Can create the wrong
Conception in the mind
Complexion
Can confuse without exception
Ev’ry time
Complexion
Can ‘cause deception
Unless you’re colorblind
Counterfeit complexion
People passin’ black and
White
Are they wrong or are
They right
Hides true colors out of
Sight
Passin’ like ships in
The night
81
______Top______
Singin’ on the radio
Soundin’ black and
Beautiful
I swear I did not know
When I went to see them
In person then I saw
White people actin’
Colored
Ought to be against
The law
______Top______
My woman was cryin’
On the telephone
So I rushed in the room
To protect her
I heard a voice uptight
It sounded white
Just like a bill collector
But a phony fake copycat
Imitation
Was on the other end
82
It was my woman’s lover
A slick soul brother
And I got fooled again
______Top______
Is when white women
Wear their hair
In the latest fashion
As black women are
Wearin’ theirs
Is a white man with a
Tan
And a light-skinned
Black man
Who joins the Ku
Klux Klan
______Top_______
83
Climbin’ Out the Woodpile
What’s this nigger’s
Natural habitat
From Africa to Jupiter
And anywhere it’s at
Sexual appetite
Sunday Monday Tuesday
Wednesday Thursday
Friday Saturday
Mornin’ noon and
Ev’ry night
We climbin’ out the
Woodpile chile
Woodpile
With a smile
Woodpile
Individual style
Single file
Political point of view
Democrat Republican
Which either one will do
84
Token salary
We get five ten fifteen
Twenty
Give or take a pretty
Little penny
______Chorus_____
Religious philosophy
There is a God
There ain’t no God
Believe in what you see
Contribution plus
We never tear
We never wear
Bend nor break or bust
______Chorus______
85
Tar and Feathers
They talkin’ black tar
They talkin’ white feathers
Just because we stick together
They talkin’ white feathers on me
They talkin’ ‘bout runnin’
Me out of town on a rail
They talkin’ ‘bout tieing tieing
Tin cans on my tail
And jail
Somewhere it’s surely written
All who love are blind
Some say love’s forbidden
Across that color line
They say it’s wrong
And never will be right
They say it’s different
As the day and night
Uptight
86
Atta Boy
She said atta boy
Feels so good
Atta brown-skinned
Lover boy in Hollywood
Atta boy
Feels so fine
You send
Race relations
Up and down my spine
She said atta boy
Just for the thrill
You can make me come
And go again at will
She said atta boy
It’s a sin and shame
Then she cried
Lawdy Lawdy
And cursed God’s name
In vain
Then she wrapped her
Legs around me
So tight
87
She wrapped her legs
Around me
All night
When she wrapped her
Legs around me
Lily white
This is what
She said to me
Heavy breathing
Atta boy
Feels so nice
That I thought
We took a trip
To paradise
She said
Atta boy
I’m your girl
I must confess
That you’re the best
Man in the world
______Chorus_____
______Top_______
88
Tennessee DOA
Marchin’ back down
In Georgia
To Atlanta, G-A
Martin’s holy ghost
Is hauntin’
Forsyth County today
Good people on the planet
Still hear King pray
For the racist and the
Bigots
All across the U.S.A.
Lorraine Motel
(Lorraine Motel)
Where Dr. King got
Killed
(Where Dr. King got
Killed)
On that hateful April
Day
When he fell
Assassinated
Lord he was hated
89
By the Ku Klux Klan
Because he was a
Black man
Sent from heaven
Just like Jesus
He was slain
By his brother
As Cain did Abel
Marchin’ back down
In Georgia
Goin’ way down south
To the home of segregation
Olive branch in my mouth
Gonna meet ev’rybody
At Ebenezer Church
House
Gonna fight for Civil
Rights
Be a man not a mouse
‘Cause the dream ain’t
Dead
Tennessee DOA
It ain’t dead like
Old James Earl Ray
90
Martin didn’t die
In vain
Amen
His spirit’s risin’
Again and again
And again
No the dream ain’t
Dead
Tennessee DOA
In the grave
And moldin’ in decay
As long as
The drum major’s dreamers
Keep on leadin’ the way
For Reverend Dr. Martin
Luther King - - - He ain’t a Tennesee DOA
Thing
_____Top_____
91
Unidentified
Ev’ry time I call
Your number
I’m scared you
Might be home
When I dream of
You in slumber
I still remain
Unknown
I’m the world’s
Greatest lover
When I’m all alone
But ev’ry time I see
You
I put a disguise
On
Unidentified
I hide inside
All my love
In silhouette
92
Love anonymous
A phantom lust
Your shy hero
Incognito
Your secret pal
Invisible
From foolish pride
Unidentified
I wish that my silence was
Golden
I’d be rich in love
With you
But I’m bashful as a school
Boy
Embarrassed black
And blue
Think tall dark
Handsome stranger
Mystery man
In hot pursuit
You’d never guess
My I.D.
I’m your forbidden
Fruit
93
Unidentified
I play it cool
Unidentified
Nobody’s fool
Unidentified
Life would be so
Cruel
If my love’s denied
Unidentified
94
THE
PARTNERSHIP
95
The Partnership
Title
1.
Publisher
Songwriter
Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
102
’65
105
’67
107
’68
108
’67
110
’64
112
Peace and Love
Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Milt Matthews
11.
’68 Pau 1-208-687 ‘89
You Make Spring Last All Year
H & L Music ’66 Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
10.
100
Bending Over Backwards
H & L Music ’66
9.
’68
The Buried Treasure of Your Love
Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E; Lee, Jnr. Milt Matthews
8.
98
Do You Suppose-A That Rosa Will Stay
H & L Music ’66 Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Milt Matthews
7.
‘67
I Wish I Was the One You Love
6.
95
Saloon
Mom N’ Pop Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Milt Matthews
5.
’66
Born Again
Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr Milt Matthews
Otis Blackwell
4.
Page
No.
When I Come Back to Old Broadway
3.
Copyright
Date &No.
New York, New York (Blues)
2.
Date
Written
’68 Pau 1-687-604‘92 113
Nowhere
H & L Music ’67
Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
’64
115
96
New York, New York (Blues)
New York New York
They call it
New York New York
It ain’t small it’s
New York New York
I’m gonna take a walk
To old New York
New York New York
The greatest
New York New York
City and state is
New York New York
Oh well I’ve heard big talk
About old New York
Do they really have
Big tall buildings there
Man yeah
New York New York
Are the girls really pretty
In that old city
Man yeah
New York New York
97
New York New York
Ground zero
New York New York
My hero
New York New York
I’m gonna take a walk
Because I heard big
Talk
They say it’s oh so nice
They had to name it
Twice
New York New York
Do they really have big
Tall buildings there
Can you ice skate all
Day in the square
Are the lights so bright
On old B-Way
That you can’t tell night
From day
They say
98
New York New York
Watch it like a hawk
New York New York
Tourist gape and gawk
New York New York
The world’s tuning fork
New York New York
New Yorkers pop my cork
In New York New York
99
When I Come Back to Old Broadway
They got to make the
Street much longer
And turn the bright
Lights on stronger
When I come back to
Old Broadway
So ev’rybody get a move
On
Come downtown and
See me perform
When I come back to
Old Broadway
I’ll have my name in
Lights
I’ve waited all my life
I’m gonna hit the heights
Got to make it
Got to take it
It’s in my blood
There’s no mistaking it
That’s why
100
They gotta make the
Towers steeper
And paint all my statues
Sepia
When I come back to
Old Broadway
When I come back to
Old Broadway
101
Born Again
Born again
To live my life
Over
Born again
To spend it in clover
Thanks to you
I’m reborn again
I’m alive once more
Now that you’re near
Me
Just like before
I’m happy and carefree
It’s wonderful
To be
Born again
I feel my love life
Is beginning
My old world
Is a bright shiny
New
Skies are blue
Since you said you
Loved me too
102
Born again
A new day is dawning
Born again
Oh what a morning
Thanks to you
I’m reborn again
Love renaissance
Romance is new
Born again
Skies are blue
My favorite hue
Born again
Because it’s true
You love me too
I’m born again
103
Saloon
Saloon
Saloon
Barroom ballin’ in the
Face of ruin
Saloon
Saloon
Drinkin’ thinkin’
Don’t know what I’m doin’
Well I done my woman
Wrong
I stayed out all night
Long
Saloon
Saloon
You’ll break my home up
Soon
Saloon
Saloon
Ease my pain and misery
Saloon
Saloon
Show me the man
That I use to be
You’ve got mirrors on the
104
Wall
But I can’t see myself
For alcohol
Saloon
Saloon
Just alcohol and gloom
I never should’ve rambled
I never should’ve roamed
I should’ve brought my
Paycheck
Straight on home
A troubled man’s a worried
Man
When nobody understands
He drinks and thinks
The bottle can
That’s how it all began
Saloon
Saloon
Sawdust floors
And swingin’ doors
Saloon
Saloon
Winos drunks barflies and
Whores
105
I can’t drive or walk a
Line
Blow up a cop’s balloon
Or pay the fine
Saloon
Saloon
This jail cell’s like a
Tomb
Saloon
Saloon
Saloon
Saloon
Drinkin’ thinkin’ ‘bout
My baby
Down in a saloon
Saloon
Saloon
Saloon
Saloon
I Wish I Was the One You Love
106
I wish I was
The one you love
I wish I was
The one you love
I wish I was your
Conscience
Then I could be your
Guide
I wish I was your
Foolish pride
Then I would step
Aside
I wish I was your
Memory
‘Cause I’d remind
You of
All those things
We said and did
But most of all
Our love
I wish I was
The one you love
107
I wish I was
The one you love
I can’t stop now
You’re in my blood
I wish I was
The one you love
Do You Suppose-A That Rosa Will Stay
108
Do you suppose-a that Rosa will stay
Do you suppose-a she’ll stay on Broadway
She caught a bus from Arkansas not too long ago
She didn’t tell her ma and pa and they all worried
so
And they all worried so
Do you suppose-a that Rosa will last
Do you suppose-a that she’ll make it fast
Well the lightman likes her ankles
Hey now the propman likes her eyes
The cameraman likes the way she walks
And the band just sits and sighs
(The band just sits and sighs)
Do you suppose-a that Rosa will see
One reason to come back to me
She wants to be a big time star
And all that kind of jazz
She thinks she’s got just what it takes
But I wonder if she has
(But I wonder if she has)
Will she be a winner
Has she got it in her
Do you suppose-a she’ll stay on B-Way
109
The Buried Treasure of Your love
Some men dig deep for gold
But they never quite find it
Some say it’s in the soul
And there ain’t nothing can out shine it
Silver and gold so I’ve been told
Unearthed in a mine
Or an old glory hole
I’ve got to find the buried treasure
Got to find the buried treasure
Of your love
Sweet love
Oh my love
Your love’s the gold I’m mining
And I’m prospecting
I’m gonna find it
Your smile’s my silver lining
And in your bright eyes
True love is shining
I search in your heart
I search in your soul
Your love is a precious thing
To behold
110
Of your love
Sweet love
Oh my love
I’ve got to find the hidden meaning
In your eyes tonight
I’ve got to dig much deeper and deeper
Finders’ keepers and losers weepers
When I hit pay dirt baby
I’m gonna claim you
And then I’ll cash in
Some fool left you abandoned
You’re worth more riches
Than gold ore’s ever been
Here in my arms
I’m assaying your charms
Trespassing alarms
Won’t do me no harm
Of your love
Sweet love
Oh my love
111
Bending Over Backwards
Once I bended over backwards
To love another
Now I lean to you
Down on my knees to you
I’m bending over backwards to you
Once you were green
With jealousy
‘Cause I kissed her too
Now it’s me that’s blue
And my blues are turning
Gray
The longer you stay away
I said a prayer
And made a wish to heaven
I crossed my fingers
And I knocked on wood
For a miracle
To suddenly happen
But as fate would have it
All this did no good
112
So I’m bending over backwards
To prove I love you
And my love is true
Do anything you ask me
Too
113
You Make Spring Last All Year
Though winter is here
Whenever you’re near
I think about sunshine
May time
‘Cause you’re mine
You make spring last
All year
Though icy winds blow
I can’t see the snow
Whenever you kiss me
You make my world be
Springtime all year
From late November
To December
I keep this point of view
I don’t worry ‘bout
The weather
Long as I’ve got you
When I’m in life’s storm
This cold world’s no harm
By thinking we’re
Closer and closer and closer
Your love keeps me warm
Peace And Love
114
Do do do do
Do do do do do do
Peace and love
Do do do do
Do do do do do do
Peace and love
Peace and love
We don’t know too
Much about it
Peace and love
We know we can’t live
Without it
Peace and love
Lord why does ev’rybody doubt it
And shed red blood
People talkin’ ‘bout
Peace and love
People walk walk walk
About peace and love
They carry signs all
The time
For peace and love
115
People squawk squawk
Squawk
About peace and love
They tuning in
And tuning out
For peace and love
People love your enemies
People sure miss the
Kennedys
Peace and love is the
Real thing
Remember Dr. Rev. Martin
Luther King
Said what we need
For ev’ry human being
______Top______
116
Nowhere
I’m going nowhere
And nowhere isn’t even
On the map
But I’m gonna get there
‘Cause only the lonely know
Where it’s at
‘Til you tell me that you
Love me
I’m on a train with no
Track
‘Til you place no one
Above me
I ain’t coming back
I’m going nowhere
Suspended in time
I’m going nowhere
Without you
And I ain’t about to
Go nowhere without you
Baby
Unless it’s out of my mind
117
Alabama Hammer
118
Alabama Hammer
Title
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
Written
Copyright
Date &No.
Page
No.
1. I Love You Just the Way You Are
Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr.Milt Matthews ‘67
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
122
2. Soul Black Polar bear
‘68
124
3. Homemade Exotic Food
‘69
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
126
‘61
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
127
‘69
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
129
‘69
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
131
‘69
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
133
‘68
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
135
‘69
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
137
‘61
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
139
‘68
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
141
‘68
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
143
‘64
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 145
‘61
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 147
4. One Earring
5. There Ain’t No Santa Claus At All
6. So That’s the Way Your Love Is
7. Blue Black Baritone (Female Version
in US)
8. Sic ‘Em Butch
9. The Janitor is Somewhere Drinking Wine
10. Letter From My Baby
11. Unlisted Number Nobody Knows
12. It’s Plain As Day
13. Don’t Look In A Book
14. Ten Billion Light Years Away
15. Body Painter (By and Large)
‘69 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 149
16. The Forgiver
Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. & Milt Matthews‘67 Pau 1-687-604 ’92 151
119
Title
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Date
Written
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No.
17. We’re Gonna Have a Love
‘69
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
152
‘69
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
154
‘69
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
156
‘61
‘02
158
‘69
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
160
‘68
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 162
‘69
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 164
‘59
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 166
‘69
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 168
‘69
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 169
‘62
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 171
‘69
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 173
‘69
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 175
‘69
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 177
‘68
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 179
‘69
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 181
‘68
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 183
‘68
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 185
18. In This Heart of Mine
19. You’re a Walking Advertisement
20. Much
21. Echo Echo
22. Fire-Eater From Fire Island
23. Secret Pockets
24. You’re Just Putting Me On
25. Ms. Understood
26. Her Hair Is Big
27. Animal Vegetable or Mineral
28. The Nerve to Fight and the Will to Win
29. Don’t Forget to Brush Your Teeth
30. Good Lovin’ You
31. Temper Temper (Don’t Get Mad)
Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee,Jnr.
Milt Matthews
32. Gingerbread Man
33. Bloodhounds On My Trail
34. It’s Too Soon Cocoon
120
Title
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
Written
Copyright
Date &No.
Page
No.
35. Doomed From the Gitgo
‘61
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 187
‘69
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 189
‘69
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
192
‘69
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
194
‘68
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 197
‘69
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 199
‘68
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 201
‘70
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 203
‘68
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 206
‘68
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 208
‘69
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 210
‘68
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 212
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 214
36. Viet Cong Pajamas
37. Green Magic
38. Am I In Your Area
39. Transportation
40. Underground Bubble Gum
41. Funny Funeral
42. A Lover’s Spankin’
43. Henry Jane
44. Dressed Up Dinosaurs
45. Keeping Up With Dow Jones’s
46. When Wonderlust Comes Over Us
47. Soul Love
48. Silly Questions
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 216
49. Alabama Hammer
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 218
50. Sunshine and Rain
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 219
51. Touch Dancin’ in the Bathtub
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 220
52. A Wink and A Grin
‘53
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 222
121
Title
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
Written
Copyright
Date &No.
Page
No.
53. Too Fine
Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr.&Milt Matthews‘68
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
224
54. You Got the Right School . . . But the Wrong Student
Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee&Jnr.Milt Matthews ‘67
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 227
55. No Sooner Said Than Done
‘63
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 229
Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr.&Milt Matthews‘67
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 231
56. I’ll Stop Loving You
57. Let Me In I Hear Laughter
Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr.& Milt Matthews‘67
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 233
58. Money Is
‘61 Pau 1-687-604 ’92
235
‘68 Pau 1-687-604 ’92
237
‘70 Pau 1-687-604 ’92
239
‘68 Pau 1-687-604 ’92
241
59. Blackout
60. Yucca Mucca
61. Shorty Long
62. Will San Francisco Windup in L. A.
‘69
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
244
‘70
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 249
‘57
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 251
‘64
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 253
’61
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 255
‘59
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 257
‘70
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 259
‘68
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 261
63. Hollywood Rain
64. Shot Gunner
65. Attitude
66. Hungry Blues
67. Gee Puddin’ You Shouldn’t
68. The Rooster’s Red
69. Sunbaby
122
Title
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
Written
Copyright
Date &No.
Page
No.
70. But For the Love of My Woman
‘66
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
263
‘58
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
265
‘60
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
268
‘69
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
270
‘69
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
273
‘68
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
275
71. Somebody’s Beating My Time
72. Little Success
73. Uptight Trolly
74. The Old Slave Driver
75. Strictly For The Birds
76. Nothing Comes to a Sleeper . . . But A Dream
Edward Hackney
‘63
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
277
‘65
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
279
‘70
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
280
77. Yes Yesterday . . . And No Tomorrow
78. Frozen Heart
123
I Love You Just the Way You Are
I love you just the way
You are
I love you
I love you
I love you
You’re my guiding star
I love you
I love you so
I need you morning
Noon and night
I need you
I need you
Don’t ever change
‘Cause you’re just right
I need you
I need you so
Baby I can’t find one
Thing wrong
Honey we’ve got a love
So strong
124
Darling I know
My whole life long
Will be like a
Beautiful song
Will be like a
Beautiful song
I want you more than
Money girl
I want you
I want you
You make the sunshine
In my world
I want you
I want you so
_____Bridge______
_____Top________
I love you just the
Way you are
I love you just the
Way you are
125
Soul Black Polar Bear
Soul black polar bear
Still ain’t got his fare
To get to Africa and so
He’s stranded
On an iceberg
In the ocean
And he’s sitting in
Despair
Do you think or care
To be out here
Standing still
Against your will
Just because you show
Black in contrast to
Snow
Before more harm is
Done
You’ve got to find your
Place back in the sun
Then one day the N.A.A.C.P.
Black and white penquins came
All dressed up in their
Sunday best
126
They wanted to play
Another brother game
They said what a shame
They said don’t leave us
‘Cause it would grieve
Us
If you should go back
To Africa
Please don’t go nowhere
Just because you’re
Black
Some white bears don’t
Know how to act
The wise old walrus
May
Get the seals to say
We’ll all grow old and
Gray anyway someDay
So won’t you stay
Please stay
127
Homemade Exotic Food
Help yourself to my
Homemade exotic food
If you’re in the mood
Say yes indeedy to me
Help yourself to my
Homemade exotic food
One taste and you’d
Get down right
Greedy with me
Come on now
Help yourself to my love
Help yourself to my kiss
Help yourself to my hug
Help yourself to it all
I got your favorite dish
Bring your big appetite
My refrigerator’s bare
And my stove ain’t been repaired
But if you’re love starved
For second helpings honey
When you’re craving something nice
Twice as nice as Chinese rice
Instead of counting
Calories and spending money
_______Top_______
128
One Earring
Just one earring
Just one earring
Just one earring
Just one earring
Mama said I’d lose my head
If it wasn’t glued on me tight
But I lost one earring instead
Last night
So say I loved and lost
Just one earring
Say all the evening cost
Was one earring
Say nothing else was missing
Boy when we were kissing
But one earring
Earrings I’ve so many of
Just like losing a hat or a glove
But I’d just die
If I ever lost your love
So say I loved and lost
Just one earring
Say all the evening cost
Was one earring
Say nothing else was missing
Boy when we were kissing
But one earring
129
‘Cause one earring
Ain’t no big thing
I can always get another
‘Cause one earring
Ain’t that lovin’ feeling
But if I ever lost you lover
I would die
________Top________
130
There Ain’t No Santa Claus at All
There ain’t no Santa Claus
At all
If I don’t get you baby
Because
He’s just a game kids play
At all
Though I’m sending him
A letter
Because
He’s just a holiday
But when I wake up
On Xmas morning
I’d truly like to see
Your beautiful gift
Wrapped body
Under my Xmas
Under my Xmas
Under my Xmas tree
131
At all
For blue and lonely big
Boys
Because
You’re not in his sleigh
Baby
I want you Xmas day
Darlin’
Don’t toy with me
Don’t play
Honey
If you don’t come I’ll say
Sugar
At all
132
So That’s the Way Your Love Is
So that’s the way your love is
I didn’t think it was straight
But now I declare
It’s on the square
I thought it was small
But love grew tall
When you gave me your all
Well if it’s a fact
I know where it’s at
When blue is blushing red
Instead
If that’s the way your love is
Then strictly between us
We’re closer than
Venus and Mars
In the stars
If that’s the way your love is
The coast is clear
With no earthly
Heartache to fear
133
I thought it was tease
But it was please
All nightlong
I figured you shy
I figured you’d cry
But your love’s very strong
So that’s the way your kiss is
Burning with fire
The flames raging higher
Than an inferno
Of desire
And the biggest surprise
Was to see me
In your eyes
134
Blue Black Baritone
(Male Version)
She was the high note of my love life
Now like a saxophone how I moan
All because I couldn’t sing her right
She chose a red-hot golden slide trombone
I’m a blue-black baritone
Because my beautiful arrangements gone
She was my music
My sweet love song
I’m black forever
But I’ll be blue ‘til she
Comes back home to me
Sweet violins and happy drums
An angel choir would softly hum
When my soul song returns on key
Then I can croon a brighter melody
I’m a blue-black baritone
Because my beautiful arrangements gone
She was my music
My sweet love song
I’m black forever
But I’ll be blue ‘til she
Comes back home to me
135
Blue-black baritone
My beautiful arrangements gone
She chose a red-hot golden slide trombone
And I sing a sadder slow song
Alone
136
Sic ‘Em Butch
You say your brown dog Butch won't bite
When I come calling late tonight
You say your pussycat won't scratch
When I unhook your latch
You say your pet parrot won't squawk
In the morning when I walk
Out of your world back into mine
But something tells me that you're lying
Without a warning
You'll say sic 'em Butch
Go on and eat 'em up
And sic loves fuzzy dog on me
If puppy love comes easily
To a stranger I'm in danger
Tomorrow you'll say
Sic 'em Butch
Go on and eat 'em up
And just like a hound dog
Loves a bone
Loves fuzzy dog won't
Leave me alone
Down in my doghouse
137
You say your brown dog Butch won't bark
But I hear it growling in the dark
You say your pussycat is tame
I see a tiger just the same
Your bird gives me the eagle eye
She wants to flap her wings and fly
I know I can't escape from you
'Cause I know what you're gonna do
Sic ‘em Butch go on and eat ‘em up
138
The Janitor is Somewhere Drinking Wine
The janitor is somewhere drinking wine
The janitor is somewhere drinking wine
To ask the time of day’s a waste of time
And the janitor is somewhere drinking wine
Woman where is your man
Don’t he understand
His work is piling up
Lord it’s getting out of hand
He can work for me rent free
But I want him to do his share
Tell him I came by to see
If he’d fix my easy chair
The landlord’s busy
Counting dollar signs
And the janitor is somewhere
Drinkin’ wine
The janitor is somewhere drinkin’ wine
The janitor is somewhere drinkin’ wine
139
Woman why do you weep
Is your man asleep
He promised he would
Wash the windows
Scrub the floors and sweep
Wax the halls and paint the doors
Burn the trash
And dump the ash
Cut the grass
Unstop the drain
And the roof leaks
When it rains
A better job today is hard to find
And the janitor is somewhere drinkin’ wine
140
Letter From My Baby
I got a letter from my baby
And it’s ‘bout to drive me
Crazy
We’re drifting apart
And it’s ‘bout to break my
Heart
She says she loves me
And she’s still mine
But I can read between
The lines
She ain’t comin’ back
No more
‘Cause one thing I know
For sure
She’s lying
And now she’s got me
Crying
I got a letter from my
Baby
Such bad news deep down
Inside
Baby
Such sad news it made
The mailman cry - - - -
141
Baby
Baby’s found somebody
New
And I never dreamed
That we would have to
Part - - - Lord ‘til I got a letter
From my baby
And it’s ‘bout to break my
Heart
Baby
Such sad news deep down
Inside
Baby
People it made the
Mailman cry
142
Unlisted Number Nobody Knows
Unlisted number
Nobody knows
Remains a mystery
But it rings a bell
With me secretly
Forgotten address
Over a door
I’ll never enter again
But I’ll remember
Now and then
The moment when
We loved in an ivory
Tower
Until my soul
Was spent and gone
All the passion that passed
Between us
Could power a million
Private hotline
Telephones
143
Unlisted number
Nobody knows
Stays busy all the time
It’s off the hook
Or on the line
So operator never
Mind
But thanks a lot for
Trying
Guess I shouldn’t call
At all
And now there’s no
Denying
Looks like my party
Was lying
144
It’s Plain As Day
In every way
It’s plain as day
It’s plain as day
There’ll be no blue skies
While you’re away
It’s plain as day
It’s gonna stay all cloudy
And gray
But when we were one
How the sun use to look
Like a big red balloon
Now high in the sky
How each cloud seems to
Cry
Every morning ‘til late
Afternoon
It’s plain as day
While you’re away
I’ll worry ‘bout you
And if you don’t come back
Well it’s a fact
145
I’m gonna be blue
In every way
It’s plain as day
A rainbow of leaves
Use to float from the
Trees
In the fall of the year
But now all I see
Is this bleak scenery
Old man winter is near
It’s plain as day
While you’re away
I’ll worry ‘bout you
And if you don’t come back
Well it’s a fact
I’m gonna be blue
In every way
It’s plain as day
146
Don’t Look In A Book
You don’t have to look
In a book
You will never find it
And if you search
All the earth
I hope you find that I’m
It
‘Cause I know something
About it
I can tell you without it
You’d be lost
‘Cause it would cost
A lifetime of searching
And researching
So don’t look in a book
To find love
You can’t read it
Don’t go and search
All the earth
Love’s right here
If you need it
147
Love is nothing
Going cover to cover
Love is something
Between lover and lover
Love is nowhere searching
Place to place
Here is love
Can’t you see it
Beaming
In my face
148
Ten Billion Light Years Away
Oh won’t you stay
Please stay
Won’t you stay
Don’t you go away
You said our love was
Here to stay
You made a promise
Come what may
So don’t take love
Ten billion light years
Away
Oh don’t you go
Don’t go
‘Cause heaven knows
How much I’ll miss you so
If you decide to take
This trip
Might as well board
A rocket ship
And take love
Away
149
I’d like to know
Oh where just where
Did our love go
Was it lost in time
And space
Oh what a cruel bit
If we should cool it
So don’t you leave
Don’t leave
I beg you please
Down on my bended knees
If you should say that
Last good-bye
Deep down I’m gonna cry
A river of salty tears
If you take our love dear
Away
150
Body Painter
(By and Large)
Woman let me paint
Your body
I’m a body painter baby
By and large
By and large
And there’s no charge
Just step into my studio
And you can let your
Hang-ups go
Let ‘em go
Let ‘em go
And don’t say no
There are colors that
I know
Shapes and shades
Of afterglow
I’d like to try
Don’t ask me why
Don’t ask me why
I’d like to try
151
Woman let me paint your
Body
I’m a body painter baby
By the way
By the way
What you say
152
The Forgiver
Forgive and forget
Let’s have no regrets
‘Cause it’s too late now
Someway somehow
Forgive forget it
It’s gone
Alibis little lies
Promises unkept
I’ll accept
Any old excuse
‘Cause what’s the use
I’ll forgive and go on
‘Cause I’m the kind of man
Who tries to always understand
Your ev’ry wish is my
Command
I’m the forgiver
But you are just plain
Using me
What will you gain
Abusing me
I’ll always forgive you
Because I love you
______Top______
153
We’re Gonna Have a Love
I ain’t no photographer
But if we click
I know you’ll get the
Picture oh
I ain’t no Western Union
Boy
But I’m bringin’ you a
Message so
O O O oh yeah
We’re gonna have
We’re gonna have
A love
I ain’t no weatherman
But if we stick
I’ll predict fair weather
Now
I ain’t nowhere with
Mystic charms
But when we get together
Wow
O O O oh yeah
We’re gonna have
We’re gonna have a love
154
Me and you
Just like most people
Dream of
While others push and shove
Just you wait and see
I ain’t no know it all
But it’s true
I know if I get next
To you
I ain’t nobody ‘til you
Fall
And feel the way that
I do
O O O if you do
We’re gonna have
We’re gonna have
A love
155
In This Heart of Mine
In this heart of mine
The beat has slowed down
To a lonely drag
From the frantic pace
It use to keep
When we shared an embrace
There’s no thunder there
Like I use to hear
Lately I find
There’s an emptiness
I guess loneliness just found
A new address
Oh yes
Come back and mend
This broken heart of
Mine
156
If you don’t come back
And start it to movin’
If you don’t pick up the
Slack
You were groovin’
The pain is genuine
Come back and mend
This broken heart of
Mine
157
You’re a Walking Advertisement
You’re a walking
Advertisement
You’re so appetizing
You’re a walking
Advertisement
You’re so satisfying
You’re a walking
Advertisement
You’re capitalizing
On your beautiful hair
The perfume you wear
For a one night affair
You’re a talking love
Commercial
You’re everything nice
You’re a living testimony
Sweet as sugar and spice
You’re a walking advertisement
You’re so enterprising
You merchandise it so well
I believe I can tell
Your kind of love
You could sell
158
You smile each time
You look at me
Just like the models
On TV
You make me want a
Sample of you
Just as women in a
Magazine
Movie stars and beauty
Queens
Sometimes I can’t
Believe you’re really true
_____Top______
159
Much
Don’t hold out your hand
No no no
You’re not in demand
Much
If one day you’ll frown upon it
Don’t take my love
If you don’t want it
Much
No no
If all my tomorrows
Are like yesterday
You’ll break my heart
And run away
No no not much
I believed in someone
Good and true
Thought it was you
But you were only good
At making me blue
160
So my darling
I’m taking the cure
No more pain in my heart
And that’s for sure
No no
No no not much
161
Echo Echo
Echo echo
In the wind
Told me you loved
My best friend
Echo echo
As I weep
Way up here on lover’s
Leap
Echo echo
Little voice
Tell me if I have a choice
Tell me why I can’t decide
Between my life or suicide
Echo echo
What is right
Whisper in the black of
Night
Echo echo
Should I jump
Deep down in the lover’s
Dump
162
Send vibrations when I call
Save me from this nasty fall
Echo echo
Tell my baby
I’m all alone and going
Crazy
163
Fire Eater From Fire Island
Fire-eater from Fire Island
Samantha was my baby’s
Name
Topless dancer
Red-hot romancer
In my heart she breathed
A flame
Then one day the fire trucks
Came
Took my pretty dragon
Away in a little red wagon
Now my life ain’t been the
Same
She had Chinese Indian
Black blood
Burnin’ deep in her veins
She could smile and start
Up a fire
To put hell’s kitchen to shame
164
She could touch me
And set me a blazing
Put a fever down in my
Soul
She could hug me and
Flames would grow higher
And when we kissed
They got out of control
No she ain’t no false
Alarm
I wish I had her
With me on a hook and
Ladder
Then I could get next to
Her charms
Her fiery love could do
No harm
Her body heat was always
Warm
Fire-eater from Fire
Island
Fire-eater from Fire
Island
165
Secret Pockets
Secret pockets in the
Mind
Carry weapons of every
Kind
Dirty looks now
Can shoot you down
And blow your happy
Into a frown
Shoot you down
Blow your happy
Into a frown
Tell the C.I.A. and the
F.B.I.
People sewing secret
Pockets on the sly
Well what can a secret
Pocket do
It can hide the naked
Truth from view
Truth from view
Truth from view
166
Secret pockets people
Sock it
To the left and to the
Right
Poison danger from a
Stranger
Words that stab you
Like a knife
Hung-up feelings people
Stealing
From the hip the dumb
And old
Silent time bombs slowly
Ticking
In the lining of your
Soul
But you can’t pick a secret
Pocket
So they never will get
Caught
So if you ever see
Somebody
Pull the trigger on a
Thought
_______Bridge_____
167
You’re Just Putting Me On
You’re just putting me on
Not you
You ain’t hooked yet
No you’re not the least
Ga ga gone
I’m hip and willing to
Bet
No I can’t believe
You’re sitting there
With tears streaming
Down your pretty face
But I can believe
You’re sitting there
Screaming how to put me
Back in my place
You’re just putting me on
You’re not little girl blue
But I’d curse the day
I was born
If what you’re saying is
True
168
If I thought you’d change
And be contented
I’d take you back
In a New York minute
But you’re just tootin’ your
Horn
Yeah you’re just putting me
On
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Ms. Understood
Ms. Understood
Ms. Understood
Ms. Understood
Ms. Understood
Won’t you take my hand
You’re Ms. Understood
I’ll be the man
Who’ll do you some
Good
And I could
They say you’re hazy crazy
Slightly confused a bit
But I know I’m hip to it
Because I’m love wise
I took a look to see
You’re Ms. Understood
Now if you look at me
I’ll be your love Robin Hood
In Hollywood
So if you find time
To be mine
I’ll pay attention and
Just maybe I can
Love and understand
______Top_____
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Her Hair is Big
Black is the color
Her hair is big you
Dig
It’s big - - - Black is the color
Her hair is big you
Dig
It’s big - - - Black is the color of my
Woman’s hair
Her hair is big - - - I made her throw away
Her hats and wigs
Her hair is big - - - Like a halo ‘round her
Head it grows
A pretty picture frame
To grace her eyes and
Nose
When she smiles sweet
Lips at me I know
Her hair is big - - - -
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Black is the color
Some people call it this
And that
Black is the color
Dark and sexys
Where she’s at
She’s my soulful sweet
Brown sugar girl
Wouldn’t change her
For the whole wide
World
When she combs it out
In natural twirls and
Curls
Her hair is big - - - ______Top______
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Animal Vegetable or Mineral
Animal vegetable
Or mineral
What in the world
Can your love be
Animal vegetable
Or mineral
It’s a mystery
The hardest thing to do
Is classify true love
The best thing you can
Do
Is satisfy true love
Many touch it
Plenty clutch it
But hardly any know
How much it means
The answer seems to lie
Somewhere between
______Top______
173
The word love is in every
Dictionary
But it’s so strange
How each definition
Varies
Because love is always
So contrary
I only know it’s very very good
And necessary
______Top_______
174
The Nerve to Fight and the Will to Win
I got the nerve to fight
And the will to win
I’m a lover not a fighter
But I ain’t gonna run
So if you got your doubts
We can sho’ find out
All you got to do to see
Is drop that gun
You’re a loser
Loss is in your eyes
A common coward
And your life is a lie
So if you shoot me
I’ll refuse to die
Take your gun away
And make you cry
I’m a winner
So I talk that talk
I’m lean and mean
And I can walk that walk
I better warn you
Before trouble starts
You shoot and miss
I’m gonna break your heart
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I got the nerve to fight
And the will to win
I’m a lover not a fighter
But I ain’t gonna run
So if you got your doubts
We can sho’ find out
All you got to do to see
Is drop that gun
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Don’t Forget to Brush Your Teeth
Don’t forget to brush your
Teeth
Brush ‘em good after you
Eat
After you eat your words
Pretty baby
This song may sound absurd
But so are the lies you’ve
Heard pretty baby
Then rinse out
Every little doubt
You’ve got about me
Pretty baby
Don’t forget to brush your
Teeth
When you swallow dirty
Lies
Brush your teeth
Brush your teeth
Don’t forget to brush
Your teeth
Nasty rumors down
Inside
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Brush your teeth
Brush your teeth
You heard the dirt
Swallowed the lies
The bitter truth
Spit out your pride
All those things
Made your jaws tight
And spoiled love rotten
‘Cause you took a bite
Don’t forget to brush
Your teeth
After you eat your words
Pretty baby
This song may sound absurd
But so are the lies you’ve
Heard
Pretty baby
Then rinse out
Every little doubt
You’ve got about me
Pretty baby
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Good Lovin’ You
My head is dead
My mind is numb
I wink and blink
And strain my brain
To think
But I’m struck dumb
Good lovin’ you
‘Til I don’t know
What to say or what
To do
I don’t know if I’m
Gonna go or come
Good lovin’ you
Good lovin’ you
I’m losing her
And I don’t know yet
Which one best I prefer
I struggle hard just to
Decide
How could a man like me
Be so confused
I guess I wanna waller
In the blues
Good lovin’ you
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My heartstrings do a funky
Blue symphonic boogaloo
Good lovin’ you
It rocks it socks it fingerpops
And never stops until I’m
Through
Good lovin’ you
Another time in another
Place
We’ll get together
Somewhere
Out in space
So when I walk back in
Your life
We’ll share a sweeter kiss
In my embrace
I’ll wear a brighter smile
Upon my face
But until then no other
Can erase
The precious memory of your
Soulful grace
Good lovin’ you
180
Temper Temper
(Don’t Get Mad)
Temper temper
Don’t get mad
Lost your baby
Don’t be sad
Since I lost my baby
‘Bout to lose my mind
‘Bout to lose my mind
_____Top______
Your baby’s gone
And found somebody
Else
You’re just angry
‘Cause she left you
On the shelf
Temper temper
Get a hold of your
Self
Now the sun don’t shine
Now the sun don’t shine
_____Top_____
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I’m your conscious
And I tell you what to do
I’m your heart
She’s got a hold on you
I’m your eyes
But I just can’t see
Through
Why I lost my baby
To a friend of mine
Why I lost my baby
To a friend of mine
_____Top_____
All I do is pine
All I do is pine
_____Top_____
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Gingerbread Man
Gingerbread man
Gingerbread man
Refrigerated
Gingerbread man
You’d better put me in your oven
Bake me fast as you can
Gingerbread man
Gingerbread man
Don’t let me crumble down into
Sad molded cookies in a jar
Turning green and blue
Just decorate me with your kiss
Sprinkle me down a soulful
Bowlful of love
I could be black
I could be white
I could be wrong
I could be right
I could burn out of spite
For you
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Gingerbread man
Gingerbread man
Refrigerated
Gingerbread man
You’d better put me in your oven
Bake me fast as you can
Gingerbread man
I’m your gingerbread man
Don’t let me crumble down into
Sad molded cookies in a jar
Turning green and blue
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Bloodhounds On My Trail
Bloodhounds on my trail
Greyhound take me back
My hunted wanted heart
Can’t go the bail
I’ve got bloodhounds on my trail
‘Cause I can’t stand another night in jail
I gotta reach New Orleans
Fo’ dat boat sets sail
My woman done me wrong
She stayed out all night long
With a northern neighbor
Next door to me
I wouldn’t have been in the lover’s prison
If she hadn’t of made my house hissin’
Givin’ up her southern hospitality
Now back down yonders
Where I’ve got to flee
Howlin’ in the night
They’re barkin’ in the day
Lord I’ve got to run and hide away
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I’m a wanted man
Runnin’ while I can
Tryin’ to get a hold on
Freedom’s door
Gray dog take me back
My hunted wanted heart
Can’t go the bail
‘Cause I can’t stand another night in jail
I gotta reach New Orleans
Fo’ dat boat sets sail
186
It’s Too Soon Cocoon
It’s too soon cocoon
To be a beautiful butterfly
You’d better stay in your room
‘Til birds and bees are hummin’
To spread your floppy wings in the sky
Hung up young in a rush
You’ll only flutter into dust and die
So don’t listen to the butterfly
Singin’ sexy songs
In your soul
It’s gotta rain gotta sleet
Gotta snow
Before you can git on up and go
Like the frozen flowers
While away the hours
‘Til the warm rain falls
So stay in your room
‘Til true love calls
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Way too soon
To sing and shout
And let it all hang out
Hung up young in a rush
You’ll just flutter the butter
You know it’s too soon cocoon
Way too soon
To laugh and sing
Before you do your thing
You’re just hung up in a rush
You’ll only flutter into dust and die
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Doomed From the Gitgo
If I show common taste and primitive grace
Psychologically it’s so true
I was doomed from the gitgo
Down in the ghetto
Doomed from the gitgo
To love you
If my concept is vague
Where you’re concerned baby
Romantically I’m so blue
Down in the ghetto
To love you
If I look obsessed
Love made my life a mess
Psychedelically when I do
Then I seem to decline
And narrow of mind
Now you know
What I’m going through
189
There’s a stain on my face
That they call the black race
But historically
It’s so true
Down in the ghetto
To love you
190
Viet Cong Pajamas
Viet cong pajamas
In a rice field
Keep comin’ after me
I’m wounded in the
Shoulder
Gettin’ weaker and I
Can hardly see
I can’t believe it’s
Over
As my life flashes
Fast in front of me
But if it is I’m ready
Scared and ready to
Face the enemy
We met and fell in love
In a special way
But since that long
Gone day
Things ain’t been the
Same
It’s all been rearranged
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And it’s all because
At the time I was
So young and strong
And sure
Guess that’s what I get
For being drafted
A long hot bloody war
Viet cong pajamas
Pajamas pajamas
Pajamas
Viet cong pajamas
Pajamas
Viet cong pajamas
Gettin’ closer
Now they’re sneakin’
In the grass
I’m low on ammunition
And I don’t think
That what I have will
Last
So if you get this letter
Just remember how
Your husband paid
His dues
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Fightin’ Viet Cong
Pajamas
In the battle of the
Mekong Delta blues
_____Chorus_____
193
Green Magic
Green magic
Smuggling
Acapulco gold
It’s tragic
I got busted
By the border patrol
Green magic
Down in Mexico
Green magic
Stacks of greenback
Dollar bills
It’s tragic
They won’t help me
Make a deal
Green magic
Marijuana caused
My ills
Now I’m lonely
As the only light
In the jailhouse
Went out on me
It’s tragic
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Well I’m savin’ up
My Xmas’s
And springtime’s
‘Til I get free
Green magic
Green magic
Like a magnet
Drawing me
It’s tragic
Emerald triangle
Have mercy
Green magic
Dollar signs
Are all I see
Green magic
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Am I In Your Area
Am I in your area
Answer me America
From the wheat fields
And tobacco fields
To the Gulf of Mexico
As I go
Am I in your area
Can I Master Charge
And carry ya
Oh Lord let me slip away
Today
Why’d a wild bunch of
Indians
Want to smoke a peace
Pipe
Anyway anyhow
On a reservation
They were fightin’
Against a nation
That could plant a
Field and plow
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Smoke signals in the
Sky
Explain the reason why
War drums beating
Oh so loudly
Kill the enemy
War drums beating
In Montana
General Custer’s gonna
Die
Am I in your area
Osama bin Laden
Your terrorist
Fanatics
Attacked
The U.S.A.
Evil men showed you
How
Your war games
You’re rehearsing
Now
Well Lord let me slip
Away
Oh Lord let me slip
Away
Oh Lord let me slip
Away today
197
Am I in your area
Area area area
Am I in your area
Area area area
Am I in your area
Area area area
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Transportation
Transportation
In a hurry
Destination love
Take a trip now
I’m gonna hip you how
Make you holler wow
We can fly
Got me a woman in Tennessee
Got two in North Carolina crazy
For me
Got three in Georgia
I swear I do
Got four in Boston
Banned taboo
When we run out of road
We can float in a boat
When we run out of sea
We can take to the sky
When we run out of sky
We can go out in space
We can fly - - - - - - - _____Top_____
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You wanna know
How I get from one
Woman to another
My secret is I’m a
Natural born lover
I’ve got a rocket ship
Of love
And all my soul is in
It
We can go to the moon
Or land on Neptune
The farthest star
Is not too far for me
I can take you to east
Ecstasy
______Top______
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Underground Bubble Gum
Underground bubble gum
Yum yum yum
Mary Lou’s gonna chew
Me and you
Out for blowing
Her little playhouse
Down
Here she comes
She wants to burst our
Pretty bubble
Girl we’re in double
Bubble trouble
Give her some
Bittersweet outta sight
Dynamite
When she bites
We won’t have to run
201
Love is fun
‘Cause without her
Knowing
We’re bubble gum
Going
Together we’ll keep
Her happy blowing
202
Funny Funeral
The other day I lost a
Love one dear to me
I’m gonna tell you ‘bout
My tragic comedy
Although I’m overcome
With grief
I’ll laugh instead
I can’t believe she’s really
Gone and love is dead
I clown around so I won’t
Weep
The bitter truth I’ve buried
Very deep
I tell a joke so I won’t cry
I can’t believe our love
Could die
And it’s a funny funeral
A chuckle here
And a teardrop there
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You have made my life in
General
Sad and funny
Believe me honey
A sad and funny funeral
I’ve tried my best to live
A lie
Because I’m proud
I’ve been the life of ev’ry
Party
In my crowd
A love with one foot in
The grave
A sense of humor
Cannot save
Up on the shelf I’m all
Alone
You have made my very
House
A funeral home
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A Lover’s Spankin’
Girl you’re gonna get
A lover’s spankin’
With all my might
With all my might
‘Cause they say that a
Lover’s spankin’
Make your baby do right
Make your baby do right
You’re gonna get a lover’s
Spankin’
And it feels so good
Spankin’
And you know you should
Spankin’
And it feels so nice
Baby nowaday’s a lover’s
Spankin’ is paradise
A lover’s spankin’ girl
Baby you been bad
Baby you been bad
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Gonna make you glad
Gonna make you glad
Spankin’
And it feels so fine
Send love chills and thrills
Up and down your spine
Spankin’
On your daddy’s knee
‘Til you know that your
Love tappin’ daddy
Hits it tenderly
Baby all night long
Baby all night long
Baby good and strong
Baby good and strong
206
I’ll whip a million
Passion hugs on you
And slap a billion
Soulful kisses on you
Too
Girl you’re gonna get
And it’s overdue
And it’s over due
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Henry Jane
Ooh bob a loo la
Poontang bob a loo
Ooh bob a loo la la la
Poontang bob a loo
Ooh bob a loo la
Poontang bob a loo
Ooh bob a loo la la la
Poontang bob a loo
Tell me who can explain
The change in Henry Jane
Oh no not you Donald Sue
‘Cause you act funny too
Well hell they say that today
Ya can’t tell anyway
Who’s walkin’ sweet in the street
As Mother Tucker’s pie
Henry Jane was once a man
Like me and you
‘Til somebody came along who knew
It’s a mystery
What went down after that
But I think I know where
Henrietta’s at
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They say he’s been with Playboy bunnies
Naked gogo girls and hairy hippie honeys
Took his tail around the world
So who could mistake him for a girl
______Top_______
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Dressed Up Dinosaurs
Dressed up dinosaurs
Eat meat drink blood
Hungry for your love
Late last night
I had a nightmare
And I could still look
And see ‘em walkin’ ‘round
Lookin’ good in sexy big
Bell-bottoms
Wearin’ platform shoes
And prowlin’ jungle town
______Top______
Bell-bottoms bell-bottoms
Big sexy bells
Bell-bottoms bell-bottoms
Fit them so well
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Deep dark sun
Glasses
White caps on sharp
Teeth
Dressed just like people
But deep underneath
______Top_______
When I woke up
I told my baby
If she ever sees a wild
Look in my eyes
Don’t despair because
It’s only human
We’re all prehistoric
Monsters in disguise
______Top_______
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Keepin’ Up with Dow Jones’s
Keepin’ up with Dow Jones’s
Is messin’ up your mind
Keepin’ up with Dow
Jones’s baby
Is just a waste of time
Jones’s
Is hangin’ up your
Head
Jones’s baby
Has got me in the red
Hey Mr. Jones
Works hard all day
Oh yeah
He puts his money
In the bank
For the stock market
He loves to play
Oh yeah
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Now Mrs. Jones
Is all alone
At night
She’s uses his credit card
On another lover
Waitin’ in the
Backyard
They got a Cadillac car
Cash filled cookie jar
They got a house and
A pool
They live like movie
Stars
They drink champagne
Eat caviar
Wear fine clothes
Keep they nose froze
Live like a king and
Queen
Buy ev’rything
While you and I get by
‘Til the day we die
Jones’s
Could ruin my life
Jones’s baby
Would make you a happy
Wife
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When Wonderlust Comes Over Us
What happens to me
Oh what can it be
When wonderlust
Comes over us
What happens to you
Oh you feel it too
When wonderlust
Comes over us
Ev’ry hour I’m moved
By the power
Of your demanding love
Ev’ry minute my soul’s
Wrapped up in it
Needing love
God speeding love
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What happens when we
Share true ecstasy
When wonderlust
Comes over us
Don’t you say it’s time
To go
Don’t you know I want
You so
When the lights are
Burning low
When wonderlust
Comes over us
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Soul Love
Soul love is puddin’
And tain
Kiss me again chile
And I’ll tell you the same
Soul love is sugar and spice
The nitty gritty of
Ev’rything nice
Soul love is peaches and
Cream
Oh my goodness you know
What I mean
Soul love will sweeten
You up
But once you’ve had it
You can’t get enough
And I need your soul
Love
Sweet soul love
Yes I want your soul love
Sweet soul love
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I crave your kisses ev’ry
Hour
So don’t resist me
Turn on the power
You know there’s no
Love like ours now
_____Chorus_____
217
Silly Questions
Silly questions
Silly questions
Do you care if I’m
Gonna live or die
Gonna live or die
Silly questions
When I ask ‘em I bet
A silly answer
Is all I’m gonna get
Why do we fuss
Why do we fight
Why do the tears
Fall in the night
Why am I wrong
And why are you right
Gonna live or die
Gonna live or die
Silly questions
Are you coming home
I sit and suffer
Waiting by the phone
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Why do you love me
Why do you hate me
Why are you gone
Why am I waiting
Why do you come
Why do you go
Gonna live or die
Gonna live or die
Silly questions
Silly questions
Silly questions
Gonna live or die
219
Alabama Hammer
Muscle Shoals Alabama
Oh yeah
In the heart of Dixieland
Wam bam a lam a
I’m a Alabama hammerin’ man
I can’t play a guitar
Oh no
Or blow a saxaphone
No no
But with my Alabama hammer
I’m gonna build myself a home
In a tiny little village
Soon they’ll call it music town
When my Alabama hammer
Come right funky on down
Gonna hit it hard
In the mornin’
‘Til I hit it big for you
I coulda worked in N.Y. City
Detroit and Nashville too
Alabama hammer
In the heart of Dixieland
Wam bam a lam a
I’m a Alabama hammerin’ man
220
Sunshine and Rain
Sunshine and rain
That’s what love brings
To the heart
We had no reason to part
What have you done to my heart
I only know
Our love could grow like a flower
Blooming on sad and happy hours
So make our love bloom again
Our love could blossom
In November
Or in the springtime of the year
Our love could blossom
Like a flower on a smile and a tear
I only know our love will
Grow like a flower
Blooming on sad and happy hours
So make our love bloom again
So make our love
Just make our love
Just make our love
Bloom again
On nothing but sunshine and rain
221
Touch Dancin’ in the Bathtub
Touch dancin’
In the bathtub
Touch dancin’
Up a bubble flood
Of soulful suds
Touch dancin’
In the bathtub
And rub a dub
We slipped on soap
And fell in love
Baby here we are
So close together
As you run your slippery
Fingers through my hair
Well the music stops
But we’re still together
As we dance the dirty
Water down the drain
Never ever thought that
I’d
Get you to shed your
Pride
And slip and slide
With no regrets
222
But it’s Saturday night
We just got married
And we’re bathing in bubbles
Don’t pull the stopper
And leave your wrinkled papa
Soakin’ wet
Touch dancing
In the bathtub
Touch dancin’
Up a bubble flood
Of soulful suds
Touch dancin’
In the bathtub
And rub a dub
Well it’s no joke
I hope nobody’s heart
Gets broke
In soulful suds
We slipped on soap
And fell in love
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A Wink and a Grin
Ev’rybody thinks
I’m a so and so
‘Cause I tease ‘em
And I please ‘em
Then I let ‘em go
With a wink and a grin
Hey that ain’t no sin
Just a wink and a grin
And I’ll take your heart
For a spin
You know the landlord’s
Daughter
Came for the rent
I stood there busted
Without a cent
And the room rent was
Rescinded
A wink and a grin
I love the way you
Look at me
224
A wink and a grin
I love ev’rything I
See
A wink and a grin
Oowiee
Something’s in my eye
And it’s sexy to see
So when other men
Want to make you cry
My wink and a grin
Will satisfy
And I’m in like
Errol Flynn
225
Too Fine
Now I’m the kind of guy
That’s shy
And I’m gonna tell you
Why
I don’t even try
If they’re too fine
Then I saw you and
Suddenly
You made a bolder man
Of me
Oowiee
You were too fine
I can’t get myself
Together
Pretty girls change
Like the weather
Hey man I don’t pay ‘em
No mind
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I dream about ‘em every
Night
I wish that I could hold
On to ’em tight
I only know that
If things were
Different
I’d be into
Something finer than
Fine
Something mine all
Mine
I knew I’d never stand
A chance
When I saw you at
First glance
I knew
You were too fine
But I asked nice to walk
You home
And when I got you
All alone
Oh baby
You were too fine
227
You are too fine
But I got myself together
You are too fine
Fine as lovely
Weather
You are too fine
Pretty baby and you’re
Mine all mine
You Got the Right School - - - But the Wrong
228
Student
You got the right school
But the wrong student
It’s simple as arithmetic
Hey ev’rybody’s hip
Ev’rybody knows about
Love
Yeah ev’rybody knows
About love
So when I say my ABC’s
When I count from 1 to
100
When I count from 1 to
100
Hey baby I’m hip to you
Hip to you
Hip to you
229
Today ev’rybody knows
About love
Today ev’rybody knows
About love
230
No Sooner Said Than Done
When you said hello babe
My heart was won
When you smiled hello babe
My heart was won
You had it made babe
No sooner said
Than it was done
Da da da done
Then you wanted dancing
Just for the fun
Dining and dancing babe
Just for the fun
I was your slave babe
No sooner said
Than it was done
Da da da done
You had me at your beck and call
You called on me anytime at all
But all good things
Must come to an end
Now I’ve got to know
And you’ve got to show
That we’re more than friends
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So tell me that you love me
And I’ll be the one
Place nobody above me babe
Under the sun
For this I have prayed babe
No sooner said
Than it was done
Da da da done
No sooner said my beautiful sexy
Baby
Than it was done
Da da da done
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I’ll Stop Loving You
When the positives
And the negatives
Get together
When two little raindrops
Stop and talk about the
Weather
When a two ton truck
Weighs lighter than
A robin’s feather
When tomorrow is longer
Than forever
Oh baby
I’ll stop
That’s when I’ll stop
Oh baby
I’ll stop
That’s when I’ll stop
Then I’ll stop
When the bottom is
The top
I’ll stop loving you
233
I had a bad cigarette
Habit
Back in 1962
(Stop loving you)
And don’t you know
Like that bad cigarette
Habit baby
(Stop loving you)
Why you wanna do me
Wrong
And stay out all night
Long
(Stop loving you)
That’s why I had to
Compose
This little positive
And negative song
(Stop loving you)
______Chorus______
234
Let Me In I Hear Laughter
Ha ha a ho ho is he
Stealing my baby from
Me - - - Let me in I hear laughter
Let me in I hear love
Coming under your window
Softly rising above
I just introduced you to
My best friend
Are you getting acquainted
With him
Let me in
Let me in
Please baby
If the laughs not on me
I never thought to suspect
You
So I went to the store
But when I got back
Baby
And I stood at your
Door
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I could hardly believe
My ears
Is this lover’s laughter
I hear
So let me in
Let me in
Please baby
Ha ha ho ho is he
Me
Ha ha ho ho is he
Me
Come on and tell me
I’m having a notion
Before I jump in the
Ocean
Let me in
Let me in
Please baby
236
Money Is
Money is ev’rything
You can buy summer winter
Fall and spring
Money is a command
You’ve got life in the palm
Of your hand
Money is the ruin of me
Money caused me much misery
I was cool but a fool
I though dollars
Gave me the right to rule
A little heart
Tear it apart
Yeah I played that old game
From the start
And then a cat named Jim
From Shu Bop a Diddle Dee
Stole my girl what a shame
Without a penny to his name
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I screamed baby
What’s with this character Jim
She said daddy I truly love him
Now the tears cloud my eyes
Feel so bad
But I realize
Money ain’t what it was
When you stack it up next
To true love
Diamond rings
Limousines
Penthouse view
Ev’rything but love
Not true love
Love is priceless as the
Stars up above
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Blackout
Blackout
It’s a blackout
Blackout
When I’m thinking
‘Bout you
Blackout
It’s a blackout
Blackout
When you come into view
Blackout the glow of
The light in the hallway
Blackout the glitter
That shines from the
Street
Blackout the lamplight
That’s on my night table
Then I’ll be able
To fall fast asleep
Blackout the memories
That crowd my mind lately
Blackout this dreamin’
Of false fantasies
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All lights out and turned off
To welcome the shadows
Then embrace the darkness
Until I see
Little blue bright light
Of deep concentration
Little blue bright light
Of imagination
Fades away slowly
When I think of you
Whenever I’m thinking
Of you
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Yucca Mucca
I’m gonna go
Where it don’t snow
Unless you live up on
A mountaintop
(Yucca Mucca)
I’m gonna star in movies
And sing
I’ll be the biggest shot
You’ve ever seen
(Yucca Mucca)
But when I got there
Nothing went right
No doors were open
Every gate was locked
(Yucca Mucca)
Now I can’t leave
Though I won’t grieve
I’ll keep on tryin’
‘Til the world
Is rocked
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Let me hear you say yeah
In the land of Yucca Mucca
The land of love
That ev’rybody’s dreamin’ of
Y’all I’m singin’ for my supper
In the land of love
The California sun above
Hey I’m out here swingin’
On Hollywood and Vine
Where pretty people clingin’
And always feelin’ fine
Freeway from San Francisco
Nearly mess my mind
Gonna make my lucky star shine
In the land of Yucca Mucca
The land of love
For people with the rainbow blood
Y’all I’m singin’ for my supper
In the land of love
That ev’rybody’s dreamin’ of
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Shorty Long
June bug’s line is strong
Big Jim comes after him
Nick is next
And then it’s Joe
Sometimes you just don’t know
They’re standin’ on your porch
Lined up in your livin’ room
Baby I can hardly see
Them cats in front of me
But since that day
You said wait for me Shorty
It won’t be long
I’m holdin’ on
My days are short
My nights are long
Without you
I’m Shorty Long
I’m Shorty Long
Well I’m Shorty now
But things won’t always
Be the same
For Shorty Long
‘Cause patience is my
Middle name
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I’m just sittin’ ‘round here
Gettin’ jealous
Lord girl until you
Let me have my way
(Don’tcha know)
I’ve been takin’ teasin’
From the fellas
But tomorrow is another
Day
So since that day
You said wait for me
Shorty
It won’t be long
I’m holdin’ on
My days are short
My nights are long
Without you
I’m Shorty Long
Shorty Long
Bob can do the job
When he takes his time
Jake’s a fake
So it won’t take
Too long for me to
Make
Good good love to you
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Love just like
You want me too
Though I ain’t tall
You got it all
‘Cause I know what
To do
Since that day
You said wait for me
Shorty
I’m holdin’ on
My love is strong
Well my days are short
My nights are long
Without you
I’m Shorty Long
Shorty Long
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Will San Francisco Windup in L. A.
Will San Francisco windup
In L.A.
It’s tra la la la la la
In L.A.
Should I shed my dungarees
And leather boots
And cut off my flower
Power
At the root
Well it may sound funny
Honey
Soon if I don’t get some
Money
Gotta trim my hair
And wear a square
John suit
Will San Francisco windup in L.A.
L.A. L.A.
L.A. L.A.
I dared to dream
The free man’s dream
And skip the working
Man’s routine
246
Why can’t the price
I pay to live
Be the sweet love
That you give
In the shadow of a mission
I will pray
For a sign along the
Road to show the way
But sometimes I sit
And wonder
If your heart will grow
Much fonder
For another love down
Yonder if I stay
It’s tra la la la la la
In L.A.
L.A. L.A.
L.A. L.A.
Well I came from
New York City
To the hills of
Tennessee
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You left me in
Alabama
With the brokest heart
In Dixie
You headed straight for L.A.
But Haight-Ashbury
Blew my mind
Now I’ve got a big decision
Should I move
On down the line
L.A. L.A.
(No doubt about it)
L.A L.A.
Will San Francisco windup in L. A.
You got me climbin’ the wall
Because you didn’t call
Sirens fill the air
Searchlights beaming everywhere
You sentenced me to death
Since the day you left
With that no pardon jazz
You imprisoned me like Alcatraz
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For lack of you I ran
A coastguard hunted man
Like Navy submarines
You nuked our home to smithereens
Fugitive on the lam
And you don’t give a damn
Tugboat foghorns sound
If I don’t drown I’m L.A. bound
I gagged I choked and coughed
Swam to Fisherman’s Wharf
Hid underneath the dock
When I broke out and escaped the Rock
Choppers check Hippie Hill
Swat moves in for the kill
To stop my getaway
So long city by the bay
Cops converge on Nob Hill’s ridge
I dove off Golden Gate Bridge
Adios Willie Brown
Gonna swim to Tinseltown
I’ll brave the Pacific Ocean
On mere human emotion
Love is the strongest charge
I’ll float there on a barge
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Meet me on the beach
Long arm of the law won’t reach
When I come ashore
Say you’ll be mine forever more
Los Angeles is where you live
So San Francisco will forgive
But if our cities were reversed
L.A.’d windup in Frisco first
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Hollywood Rain
Tell her tell her
I’m a most unhappy fella
She’s flooding my brain
In this Hollywood rain
Tell her tell her
That I need her unbrella
To shelter the pain
I got the job
But it was hard
To act the part
With all of my heart
All those artificial flowers
Synthetic showers
That fall on me bringing misery
I’m all alone
Black cloud hangin’ on
But someday I may become a star
If I can live through the strain
Of this Hollywood rain
Somebody tell her tell her
Her love is strong
As a propeller
M.G.M. hurricane
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Somebody tell her tell her
To make the sunshine
Mella yella
And love me again
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Shot Gunner
Shot gunner
Shot gunner
Don’t set your
Sights on me
Shot gunner
Shot gunner
Don’t set your sawed
Off sights on me
Because you’re loaded
With
Unhappiness the blues
And misery
Shot gunner
Shot gunner
I know the danger
There
Shot gunner
Shot gunner
The double barrel
Danger there
If I don’t spoil your aim
And I become fair game
Shot gunner you’ll bring
Dispair
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A woman is a shotgun
When she starts messin’
‘Round
She’ll scatter love and
Kisses
‘Til she mows her victim
Down
Shot gunner
Shot gunner
Before your harm is done
Shot gunner
Shot gunner
Before your 12 gauge
Harm is done
If I don’t break your
Will
Before you shoot to kill
Shotgun
I’m gonna run
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Attitude
Now tell me sir
Which do you prefer
That woman in rags
Or the one in fur
Now the one in fur
May put you in the
Mood
She’s got a pretty face
But an ugly attitude
Now the one in rags
May let her better
Points sag
But the beauty of it
She’ll do her duty
And love it
She’ll wash your clothes
She’ll cook your food
With a happy face
And a lovely attitude
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You can give me that
Friendly disposition
Ev’ry time
‘Cause baby
I don’t care about the
Shape you got
Long as you’re in a
Good frame of mind
Oh yeah
I don’t care
Show me anybody who’d
Want a pretty face
With an ugly attitude
Who wants a pretty face
Who wants a pretty face
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Hungry Blues
Hungry
Hungry as I am
Won’t you
Won’t you help me mam
Last time I ate a plate
Of beans
And a half a can of Spam
So hungry am I
So hungry am I
So hungry am I
So hungry am I
So hungry am I
Feel like I’m gonna die
So hungry am I
Gettin’ thinner
Missin’ dinner
I want me some
Bone pickin’ finger
Licken
Yummy yummy in my
Tummy
So if you got it
Better fry it
And take me off this
Nothin’ diet
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‘Cause I can’t keep missin’
My meals
Don’t mean to pry
But ain’t that a pie
Coolin’ on your window
Sill
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Gee Puddin’ You Shouldn’t
Gee puddin’ you shouldn’t
Why don’t you give me a slap
One whiskey made you frisky
Puddin’ get out of my lap
Gee puddin’ you shouldn’t
Give in to mere ecstasy
‘Cause I’m certain
That your freaky flirtin’
Will bring out the devil
In me
Puddin’ your sweet
Approach
Lawd Lawd
Just can’t be ignored
And if I couldn’t hold
You close
Baby we’d both be bored
Gee puddin’ you know
You shouldn’t give in
It’s only a yen
But you know I’m lyin’
It’s so satisfyin’
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Gee puddin’
You know you shouldn’t
Do it again
Do it again
Do it again
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The Rooster’s Red
The rooster’s red in his feather bed
You heard what I said
I’m afraid the rooster’s red
While I was rollin’ in new moan hay
I heard the farmer’s daughter say
When love is cold the rooster’s blue
And cock a doodle just won’t do
Love is just like the
Farmer’s daughter said
And the thought keeps on burnin’ in my head
When he comes before the chicken and the egg
The rooster’s red
Then the hens won’t lay
‘Cause the fox is dead
The rooster’s red in his feather bed
I’m afraid the rooster’s red
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My world in shambles
I drove away
One hundred country miles to stay
When love is quick
The rooster’s green
Now I know just what
She means
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The rooster’s red
The rooster’s red
The rooster’s red
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Sunbaby
Keep makin’ my world shine
Sunbaby mine
Sunbaby mine
Even when so and so
Want to bring sadness
About us
Don’t frown around
Keep smilin’ brightly
On the beam
Until we’re yawnin’
Stretchin’ scratchin’
In the mornin’
There are no dark clouds
When I’m with you it seems
Sunbaby mine
Sunbaby mine
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All that I ask comes
Natural to you
A moment ago
You smiled and I knew
Each time we kiss
Just promise me this
_____Top_____
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But For the Love of My Woman
Her smile is like the
Morning sun
She gives me babies
One by one
I swear my little woman’s
Work is never done
Never done
And ev’ryday when I
Get up
She brings me in a lovin’
Cup
She seems to think that
She can never do enough
But it’s enough
But for the love of my
Woman
Oh Lord I’d surely lose
My mind
Without her love and
Understanding
How could my whole
World shine
How could I feel so fine
How could I satisfy my
Time
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But for the love of my
Woman
The tender love of my
Woman
The soulful love of
My woman
The gentle love of my
Woman
Woman
Now we don’t have much
Money
But she don’t seem to mind
Long as I am hers
And she is mine
She don’t give a kitty
‘Bout a doggone thing
Late at night she whispers
Take your time
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Somebody’s Beatin’ My Time
Where you comin’ from
Big smile on your face
All them fancy clothes
Diamonds fur and lace
Lord it’s another sign
Somebody’s beatin’ my time
I work hard all day
Bring you all my pay
From the Pennsylvania
Coal mine
Rush back home to find
Lord another sign
In the mornin’
Late at night
Ev’ryday
Somebody’s beatin’ time
And gettin’ away
Somebody’s beatin’ me
You’re mistreatin’ me
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Well a woman is a
Sometime thing
When she don’t respect
Her weddin’ ring
You could get the shaft
For tryin’
She’ll find men more
Satisfyin’
While you’re deep down
In some dark hole cryin’
Trapped
Buried scared and dyin’
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Beatin’ my time
‘Round the clock
Beatin’ my time
And they never stop
The more I dig
I know a big
Tunnel will cave in
My poor heart
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Woman your soul
Is black as coal
I never see the sun
Above
While I’ve underground
You’re uptown
Makin’ 16 tons of
Love
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Little Success
269
All I need is you
And a little success
All I need is you
I'm forever obsessed
All I need is you
For complete happiness
All I need is you
And a little success
You and success
I must confess
I'm out to get you
Both somehow
I'll never rest
'Til I pass the test
That I've been failing
Up 'til now
And love's hallelujah
Is waiting just for
You and me
When I take that extra
Bow in my life
On that stage called
Destiny
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You and success
I won't settle for less
This time the good breaks
Won't slip by me
I'll do my best
To make progress
Just to keep you
Standing by me
When I sail the right ship
Upon a sunny money crest
Then I'll be blessed
If I possess
You and a little success
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Uptight Trolley
______Monologue_______
Now I know y’all hip
To San Francisco
Big beautiful rollin’ hills
And the Golden Gate
Bridge
Well there’s a stretch
Of beach
Where you can walk
For miles and think
For days
Just take a trolley marked
North Juda that’s right
You’ve heard of a Streetcar
Named Desire
Well this is a lover’s
Uptight trolley
And it’s painted
Jealous green
Mad red and lonely
Blue
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Uptight trolley it’s
The last stop
Strung out streetcar
Too
Going to the end of
The continent
For the right track back
To you
Uptight trolley going
Downtown
To the end of the
Continent
In the San Francisco
Bay
Gon’ turn ‘round
At the end of the
Continent
Hung-up all the way
I traveled from the
Subway system
To reach the sunny
Seashore baby
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So I could think us
Over
‘Cause if I don’t I’m
Sure
Uptight trolley gonna
Break down
At the end of the
Continent
And need a friendly
Shove
Wouldn’t be bound
For the end of the
Continent
If it wasn’t for the
Tunnel of love
Locomotive that wrecked
My heart and soul
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The Old Slave Driver
The old slave driver
Is comin’
Down the road
To capture me
Loosened up my chains
And told me I was free
But when I ran away to
Catch the train to
Freedom
And the good conductor
Shouted all aboard
Yanked and pulled my
Chains
Until I cursed the Lord
Derbies and bonnets
Hats with feathers on
‘Em
Fought a bloody war to
Free the slaves
275
Derbies and bonnets
Jumbo jets and
Cybersonics
Should’ve known he’d
Try and claim me
From the grave
Owns cocaine marijuana
& poppy fields
Will break your back
For paper dollar bills
When I lay down beat
And tired with my woman
I can feel the iron
Shackles gettin’ tight
Haunts me mornin’
Noon and ev’ry night
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Strictly 4 the Birds
OOO - - this song may sound
Absurd
OOO - - it’s strictly 4
The birds
I say the bird of peace
Is a bloody little ol’ dove
They clipped his wings
And broke his beak
Just because he wanted
Love
Now the black bird’s a blue
Bird
Because his problems are
Never heard
And he can’t understand
He’s just a bird in the man’s
Hand
OOO - - he sings the saddest
Song I’ve heard
OOO - - too bad it’s strictly
4 the birds
It’s strictly 4 the birds
Big birds and baby birds
Ev’ry little late bird
And early bird
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Songbirds
Jail birds and
Dickie birds
Now the hawk wants to fly high
So he can peck out the eagle’s
Eye
Why can’t they get together
Lord knows they’re birds
Of a feather
OOO - - pay no attention
To the words
OOO - - this song is strictly
4 the birds
But if this song reminds
Ya
It’s all right
Of the big red bird of
China
It’s all right
And if you picture pigeons
Just like people
Flockin’ ‘round a stately
Old church steeple
You could see Uncle Sam’s
Big bald eagle
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Nothing Comes to a Sleeper - - - But a Dream
Nothing comes to a sleeper
But a dream
How can I rest assured at
Night
That you still love me
Counting lies and alibis
Instead of sheep
When ev’ry morning I
Awaken
Mistaken so it seems
But a dream
And just a dream
Is all I have of you dear
A lover’s dream
That never will come
True here
I closed my eyes
But now my eyes are brightly
On the beam
‘Cause nothing comes to
A sleeper but a dream
I woke up sleeping this
Morning
Last night I had a dream
Of you
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I fell out of bed
Girl when you said
That you and I were through
Well I ain’t gonna open
My eyes up
‘Til I get you back
For sho’ nuff
I’m staying in the sack
‘Til you come back
And take care of this
Nightmare
Call me lazy
Just plain crazy
But I can’t face reality
I’m gonna sleep walk
I’m gonna sleep talk
‘Til you come back to me
I’m gonna stay right here
In dreamland
Just you me and Mr. Sandman
‘Cause nothing comes to
A sleeper but a dream
But a dream
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Yes Yesterday - - - - And No Tomorrow
You told me yes yesterday
But now you say no today
Don’t give me yes yesterday
And no tomorrow
I thought I stood half
A chance
But like a fool
I fell ‘neath your trance
Now like the end of a dance
Love is over
You told me yes yesterday
To warm sweet kissing
Kissing kissing
Now you say no today
Will I be missing
Missing
Your sweetest kissing
My big bright future
Looks dim
All my fat chances are
Slim
Because of yes yesterday
And no tomorrow
281
Frozen Heart
When love grows cold
It’s not all over my dear
I’ve got to melt your
Frozen heart
And warm your love
When love drifts wider
Than a rollin’ river of tears
I’ve got to bridge the
Gap between us by and
By
I’ve got to rekindle
The sparkle in your
Smile
And bring the fire of
Desire back in style
When love grows cold
It’s not all over it’s clear
I’ve got to melt your frozen
Heart
Melt your frozen
Heart
Melt your frozen
Heart
And warm your love
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HOLLYWOOD
SHED
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Hollywood Shed
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1. Hollywood and Vine
2. Making Love Out of Both Drawer Legs
3. Lotsa Lotsa Lotsa Love
4. Love Factory
5. They Say It’s Wonderful to be In Love
6.
Rodeo Gal
7.
Lovable
8.
Red Alert
9.
The Night You Made a Lover Out of Me
10. Window Shopping You
11. Georgy Porgie Guy
12. Cupid’s In My Corner
13. Pretty Eyes
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14. I’m Walkin’ Talkin’ ‘Bout Love
15. How Was I to Know
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17. The Shangrila Motel
18. Lady Killer in the Dark
19. You Made a Fun Guy Cry
20. I Ain’t No Guinea Pig
21. Shopping in the Market for Love
22. Buckle Up Your Boogie Belt
23. Filthy as the Men’s Room Mop
24. Who Was That lady
25.
Don’t Get Messy With Jesse
26.
Fig Leaf Futures
27.
Love Seat for Sale
28.
You’re on the Up and Up
29.
Blue Beard
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Jealous Bones and Jealous Jones
31.
Rain Out of Me
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Off the Record and On the Road
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Under Whistler’s Mother
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Little Black Cowboy
45.
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Love Energy
Aaron Varnell
Carl Lumis
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Liquor and Poker
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Gremlin in the Kremlin
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One Way Ticket to Nashville
Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr
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A Honey Kind of Feeling
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Tough Titty
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Hollywood and Vine
A mental breakdown
Is gonna go down
If I don’t make it
If I can’t take it
I’m afraid I will lose
My mind
I wanna shout out
I’m gonna freak out
I’m hangin’ out on
Hollywood and Vine
I’m standing in the
Unemployment line
I’m waiting for my
Superstar to shine
I’m like a grape
That’s ripe to pluck
For wine
They call me crazy
They think I’m lazy
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But I’m still swingin’
Actin’ and singin’
Still they say it’s a
Waste of time
Lookin’ for contacts
And big movie contracts
Although I haven’t made
A dime
I’m hangin’ out on
Hollywood and Vine
I’m standing in the
Unemployment line
I’m waiting for my
Superstar to shine
I’m like a grape
That’s ripe to pluck
For wine
And then I met you
And you were so fine
And when you kissed me
Just like color TV
I lit up like a neon sign
We found each other
And ended up lovers
We were both the fame
And fortune kind
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Now we’re both hangin’
Standing in the
Unemployment line
Waiting for our
Superstar to shine
Just like sweet grapes
We’re ripe to pluck
For wine
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Makin’ Love Out of Both Drawer Legs
Makin’ love out of both drawer legs
Makin’ love to you and Suzy too
You and Suzy both know what to do
Makin’ love until I’m black and blue
I’m lovin’ Suzy and I’m lovin’ you too
Makin’ love is a full time job
If I can’t make it then you take
It to Bob
Not too many women understand
And not too many if any men can
Makin’ love to my woman
Makin’ love to my wife
Makin’ love to my sugar
Makin’ love to my spice
Makin’ love is the only
Thing left to do
Makin’ love all my life
To Suzy and you
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Then you began to see a guy named Lou
And Suzy started datin’ someone new
Now I’m alone
Without either of you
In raggedy underwear
And cryin’
Boo hoo hoo
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Lotsa Lotsa Lotsa Love
Lotsa lotsa lotsa love
Lotsa hugs and lotsa
Kisses
Lotsa parties lotsa wine
Have a happy life with mine
Lotsa rare and precious
Moments
From the minute you get up
May each second fill your
Cup
With lotsa lotsa lotsa
Love
Oh baby why must you be
Blue
My darling let the
Sunshine through
Yes sweetheart
All I wanna do
Is live and give to
You
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A world chock
Full of bliss
And such
And when you need
A loving touch
Yes I will offer
This and much
More and more
In store
Lotsa songs and lotsa
Dancing
Lotsa this and lotsa
That
Lotsa romance lotsa
Hey!
Lotsa lotsa lotsa
Love
Lotsa parties lotsa wine
Have a happy life with mine
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From the minute you get
Up
May each second fill
Your cup
With lotsa lotsa lotsa
Love
Lotsa this and lotsa
That
Lotsa romance lotsa
Hey!
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Love Factory
Workin’ hard
Hardly workin’
Makin’ love in a love factory
(Repeat 3 times)
I go to work at a love factory
The boss don’t know it
But I’d do it for free
I go to work about half past
Seven
And when I get there
I arrive in heaven
There’s so many pretty women
On the line
All daylong I’m makin’ time
They’ve got blondes
They’ve got lovely senoritas
And soul sisters looking oh so sweet
They’ve got many multicultured
Beauty queens
Manufacturing on lovin’ machines
Making love
I’m in heaven above
I can’t make enough love
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I go to work at a love factory
Makin’ love is my speciality
On the kiss and hug assembly
Line
Ev’ry day and night I’m workin’
Overtime
Oh how I hate it
When it’s time to go home
I can’t stand being all alone
I won’t quit
And I’ll never get tired
I’m never late
And I’ll never get fired
On the job makin’ love
Around the clock
After the whistle blows
I’ll still can’t stop
Makin’ love
I’m in heaven above
I can’t make enough love
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They Say It’s Wonderful to be In Love
They say it’s wonderful
To be in love
To love somebody
It’s hip hip hip
Hooray
Just like the poets
Say
To be in love
Sweet love
To be in love
Well I’m so sick and tired
Procrastinating
In my room all alone
By the phone
I’m so sick and tired
I’m so uninspired
Waiting for your call
That never comes
You’ve been gone
Much too long
I’ve been reading
How great loves
End up in tragedy
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But such a tragedy
Would be Greek to me
For all I know of
Love
Is on TV
To be in love
To love somebody
It’s hip hip hip
Hooray
Just like the poets say
To be in love
To be love
It’s so odd how my life
Keeps on going
When I died on the
Day that you left
Since you went away
Ev’ry night and day
I just sit and think
Of what they say
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And they say love is
So necessary
As I feel what I felt
From the start
They say love’s a natural
Fact
Smile and relax
And sing love songs
Long loud and strong
To be in love
To love somebody
It’s hip hip hip
Hooray
Just like the poets
Say
To be in love
Sweet love
To be in love
Oh love
To be in love
My love
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To be in love
True love
To be in love
To be in love
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Rodeo Gal
Come ride my stallion
Rodeo gal
Oh baby
Rodeo gal
Come let’s be pistol
Packin’ buckskin pals
Rodeo gal
You’ll win blue ribbons
In your hair
For sure keep buckin’
You great big beautiful
Rodeo gal
Rodeo gal
In Oklahoma
Rodeo gal
In San Antone
Rodeo gal
In ev’ry city
Rodeo gal
I left at home
Rodeo gal
Gets all the money
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Rodeo gal
Looks back and smiles
Rodeo gal
I’m roped and hogtied
Rodeo gal
Wild western style
Rodeo gal
Oh baby
Rodeo gal
From Sante Fe
And back to old Cheyenne
Rodeo gal
My wild horse
Buckin’ rings around
Saturn and Mars
To the stars
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Lovable
You are so lovable
My love
You are so lovable
When we’re making love
To hold you
Caress you
Is oh such a thrill
To touch you
And clutch you
Makes my heart stand
Still
You move every part
Of me
Deep down you start
Desire in me
I’ve been on fire
Since we met
You are so kissable
Tonight
So irresistable
Let me squeeze you
Tight
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I want you so
I need you so
I’ll never let you go
Baby stay with me
Because I love you so
Just handholding
Enfolding
My soul sings praises
To your many charms
You are so lovable
To me
You are adorable
When I look at you
And see
The sweet lovelight
Is shining bright
And gleaming in your
Eyes
Say you’ll be mine
Until the end of time
Just don’t ever take
Your lovable self
Away
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You are so lovable
Oh baby
My love
You are so lovable
When we’re making
Love
You are so lovable
Oh honey
To me
You are so lovable
My love
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Red Alert
Red alert
(Oh my darling)
Red alert
(Pretty baby)
Red alert
You keep your love light
A bright
Red alert
(My sweet honey)
Red alert
(Lovely lady)
Red alert
Now your love lights
Ruby red
You put me on red alert
So that you won’t get hurt
You put me on red alert
To keep from falling in love
You gave me the green light
Then
We threw caution to the
Wind
Blue feelings you must defend
And stay on red alert
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Red alert
(Oh my darling)
Red alert
(Pretty baby)
Red alert
A bright
Red alert
(My sweet honey)
Red alert
(Lovely lady)
Red alert
Now your love lights
Ruby red
Your beacon is burning bright
Shining red in the night
I wanna hold you tight
But you’re on red alert
All systems are go inside
Will love conquer foolish
Pride
That wouldn’t be suicide
Don’t stay on red alert
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Red alert
(Oh my darling)
Red alert
(Pretty baby)
Red alert
A bright
Red alert
(My sweet honey)
Red alert
(Lovely lady)
Red alert
Your broken heart’s on
Red alert
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The Night You Made a Lover Out Of Me
Your uterus sporadic
Your clitoris was
Climatic
Woman
The night you made a
Lover out of me
Oh well
Your vulva overflowing
And your pubic hair
Was showing
Woman
Lover out of me
My erections come
My erections go
My erections enlarge
My sex ego
My erections big
My erections small
The penis gang was
Really on the scene
Oh well
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Your ovaries were over ripe
Your rectum was my
Favorite type
Lover out of me
Woman
Just love your old
Taft-Hartley Act
You virgin nymphomaniac
Lover out of me
Well
The night you made
A lover out of me
Well
The night you made
A lover out of me
Well
The night you made
A lover out of me
Yeah
The night you made
A lover out of me
Yeah
Window Shopping You
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Window-shopping you
Window-shopping you
Window-shopping you
Window-shopping you
I’ve been messing
With window dressing
All of my whole life
Through
I’ve been messing
With window dressing
Window-shopping you
Window-shopping
My heart’s not stopping
To open the door and buy
Mannequins with plastic
Skin
Outside love looking in
You’re the right fit
You’re the right face
You’re the right size
This must be the place
What you’ve got in store
Might cost me much more
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But my poor heart
Is willing to pay
Window-shopping you
Window-shopping you
Mannequins with plastic
Skin
Window-shopping you
Window-shopping you
Window-shopping you
Harlequins with painted
Grins
Window-shopping you
Window-shopping you
All over town
Window-shopping you
I’m looking around
Window-shopping you
Window-shopping you
Window-shopping you
No paper maché
Window-shopping you
Window-shopping you
No models of clay
Window-shopping you
Window-shopping you
Georgy Porgie Guy
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Girl he’s just a sugar pie guy
Sugar pie guy will make you cry
Girl don’t love a Georgy Porgie guy
Georgy Porgie ran away
When the boys came out to play
Girl don’t love no Georgy Porgie guy
Baby don’t waste your time
Life’s just a nursery rhyme
Rhyme and reason
You will find in time
Girl don’t kiss no sweetie pie guy
Stealing kisses on the sly
Girl don’t love no cutie pie guy
Cutie pie guy will tell you a lie
Cupid’s In My Corner
313
Cupid’s in my corner
Mr. Blues is a gonner
Baby I don’t wanna
Lose your love again
On the wings of a sparrow
Cupid will shoot his arrow
To the bone to the marrow
Before you count to ten
My love will go upside your heart
Punch you in the soul
Knock you out
Don’t fight the feelin’
My love is bad and bold
My kiss will make your knees get weak
When I hold you tight
I’ll hit on you with love and kisses
Left and right all night
_______Top________
I’m gonna beat up on the blues
So I know I’ll never lose
Now I just can’t help but win
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And I’m the champ of love again
I’m gonna go upside your heart
With boxin’ gloves of love
I’ll sock the love right out of you
With every kiss and hug
So honey when you hear the bell
Come out and love like hell
Just hold me tight
With all your might
I’m glad that we both fell
Pretty Eyes
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Pretty eyes
Hypnotize
One looks all it took
Your pretty eyes
Your eyes hypnotize
Oh pretty eyes
Pretty eyes
I can see
I can tell
With one wink
You think you know me
Well
Your eyes cast a spell
Oh pretty eyes
Pretty eyes
Like the skies
Pretty eyes
Telling lies
Pretty eyes
You’re the one
You outshine the stars
The moon and sun
When your eyes are
Having fun
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Oh pretty eyes
Pretty eyes
I can tell
I can see
You’ll be sharing
Your future with me
Your eyes are heavenly
Oh pretty eyes
Pretty eyes
When your eyes are
Having fun
Oh pretty eyes
Pretty eyes
Your eyes hypnotize
Oh pretty eyes
Pretty eyes
Your eyes cast a spell
Oh pretty eyes
Pretty eyes
I’m Walkin’ Talkin’ ‘Bout Love
317
It’s a four-letter word
The sweetest word you
Ever heard
About the bees and the birds
It’s never funny or absurd
It’s on the flip side
Of hate
Make ya hurry up and wait
You know what I’m speakin’ of
I’m walkin’ talkin’ ‘bout love
I’m walkin’ talkin’ ‘bout
Love in the mornin’
Twilight and dawnin’
Love in the afternoon
Love in the evenin’
When sundown’s
Leavin’
Love underneath the moon
Love hallelujah
I’ll sock it to ya
Good ev’ry time I can
Love from a woman
And love from a lonely man
It’s a four-letter word
The sweetest word
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You ever heard
About the bees and the birds
It’s never funny or absurd
It’s on the flip side
Of hate
Make you hurry up and wait
You know what I’m speakin’ of
How Was I to Know
319
How was I to know your love
Would be so good baby good
How was I to know your kiss
Was all that I miss baby miss
How was I to know my heart
How was I to know right from
The start
How was I to imagine
What the thrill of thrills
Could do
How was I to know my soul
Would burn at the touch
Of your hand and
How was I to know my arms
Would hold on to all of your charms
I never knew such love before
So hear me when I say
Would move me this way
How was I to know my heart
Yeah baby yeah baby yeah
How was I to know your kiss
Would share baby share baby share
How was I to know your feelings
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Would care baby care baby care
Would move me this way
You Give My Goose Bumps Goose Bumps
321
You give my goose bumps goose bumps
All over
When we touch
All over my body
Feels so good
Kiss and hug
Makin’ love
Oh yeah
Well my fever’s gettin’ fever
And my hots are gettin’ hotter
Love is breakin’ out all over
All over me
Oowiee
Oh baby
Drive me crazy
All over my body
Ev’ry time
I got goose bumps on my mind
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Hey hey
I got goose bumps on my heart
Oh oh
I got goose bumps on my soul
All this love you sockin’ to me
Well well
I got goose bumps on my bootay
Girl girl
You make my nature jump
Now now
I got dimples on my pimples
Well my fever’s gettin’ fever
And my hots are gettin’ hotter
Love is breakin’ out all over
All over me
Oowiee
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The Shangrila Motel
323
The Shangrila Motel
Has got one foot in hell
The story I will tell you
Gladly
The Shangrila Hotel
Has got no wishing well
And the rooms of gloom
Are clean and awaiting
On Sunset Boulevard
I fell down for you hard
The day the man said
No more movies
I listened to him say
The movie people moved away
And there’s no sundown
On Sunset tomorrow
The Shangrila Motel
Is a Hollywood motel
Where romantics dwell
‘Til it’s over
The Shangrila Motel
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Is the bottom where I fell
And the only reason
I go on living
On Sunset Boulevard
I fell down for you hard
The day the man said
No more movies
I listened to him say
The movie people moved away
On Sunset
There’s no sundown
On Sunset
On Sunset tomorrow
Lady Killer In the Dark
Lady Killer in the dark
325
Danger stranger in the park
While the moon is slowly sinking
I can’t help myself but thinking
How you wasted my poor heart
Lady Killer when you smile
You drive my mind and body wild
When a lonesome dog is howling
You’ll be out about nite owling
I know there’s a reward for you
You’re wanted all over the world
Nobody else can touch
What you do
When you do it to a girl
You never ever miss your mark
With no muss no fuss or bother
You can make me scream and holler
You Made a Fun Guy Cry
Baby I’m a real fun guy
But you never give my love a try
326
My hugs and kisses tickle
Make you feel funny and fickle
So baby won’t you tell me why
You made a fun guy cry
Baby that’s no lie
Why’d you make me suffer like this
When you said goodbye
You use to satisfy
It was a laugh a minute
‘Til you
Made a fun guy cry
Did it amuse you in your mind
To go and leave my love behind
Now my happy heart is broken
And you know that I’m not jokin’
What happened to our real good time
________Chorus ________
You made me feel so sad
You made me hurt so bad
327
You made me feel so blue
Because you said we’re through
I ain’t No Guinea Pig
I ain’t no guinea pig
So don’t you try to dig
328
Into my mind
Under a microscope
My love is big
Oh no no no
Don’t needle me with things
Until I die
Don’t torture me with stuff
You wanna try
Oh no no no
It ain’t so and so
The microscope of love
Will show
My love is not a laboratory
Test
You’d keep me in a cage
Until love turned into
A vicious rage
329
So don’t experiment
With my poor heart
You must be mad
To take my soul apart
Oh no no no
It ain’t so and so
The microscope of love
Will show
Shopping in the Market for Love
Shopping in the market
330
For L-O-V-E
For love
People are carnivorous
I’m convinced of it
Shopping in the market for love
Lewd and lascivious
90% of it
People are immoral
Common and deplorable
Super intellectuals
Super oversexuals
Rushing to and fro
Ev’rywhere I go
I bumped into you
And what do you know
Love was leakin’ like a sieve
331
And I begin to live again
_______Top______
Buckle Up Your Boogie Belt
Buckle up
Buckle up
332
Buckle up
Buckle up
Buckle up
Buckle up
Buckle up
Buckle up
Buckle up
Buckle up
Buckle up
Buckle up
You’d better buckle up
Your boogie belt
Before your pants fall down
And you expose yourself
Your boogie belt
And I can’t help myself
Your boogie belt
And I love you to death
______Top______
I thought that you were a
Lonely woman
A helpless stranded girl
But now I find in this hotel
333
Room
You’re a woman of the world
I cross my heart
That I never knew
Because you seemed to want me
Too
Then you ask me with a sexy
Smile
Could I make it worth your
While
I’ve paid for love in so many
Ways
And my heart is still in hock
So I cannot pay for your love
Today
Have you seen my other sock
I’ll put back on my shirt you
Tore
In our passion at the door
Before I knew you were
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Charging me
And selling love
Like a whore
______Chorus_______
______Top_________
Filthy As the Men’s Room Mop
She said she thought
That love was dirty
She said she wanted
Me to stop
335
She told me that
She thought my love
Was
Filthy as the men’s
Room mop
I took a cold shower
And waited
Then we took it
From the top
She said my kisses
Nauseate her
Room mop
Her eyes were skies
Of night
Her hair was sheer
Delight
Her body dynamite
As I turned off
The light
I loved her while
She turned her nose up
Until she cried a lone
336
Teardrop
She still believes my
Love is nasty
Room mop
At first I thought
That
She was frigid
And then I thought
She’d call a cop
She hollered out
I was degrading
Filthy as the
Men’s room mop
Her eyes were skies
Of night
Her hair was sheer
Delight
Her body dynamite
As I turned off
The light
I saw her two weeks
Later walking
She made my eyeballs
337
Blink and pop
She was street walkin’
And street talkin’
Filthy as the
Men’s room mop
Yes she was with
Two cursing sailors
She ate it up
Like hogs love slop
To think she used to
Think that love was
Filthy as the
Men’s room mop
Her eyes were skies
Of night
Her hair was sheer
Delight
Her body dynamite
As I turned off
The light
Who Was That Lady
Who was that lady
With me last night
That was my lady
That was my wife
338
Who was that lady
Holding me tight
That was my lady
She is the love of
My life
She is the love of
My life
She is the love of
My life
She is the love of
My life
We got us a sitter
And we stepped out
The first time in ages
I took her out
I wined and I dined
Her
We danced ‘til dawn
We went to a hotel
And we got it on and
On
We really got it on
339
And on and on and on
We really got it on
She is the glamour
Girl of my dreams
My woman’s sweeter
Than honey
Now you’ve all heard
That old joke
Who was that lady
But this time the
Joke isn’t funny
Who was that lady
With me last night
That was my lady
That was my wife
Who was that lady
Holding me tight
That was my lady
She is the love of
My life
She is the love of
My life
340
She is the love of
My life
She is the love of
My life
Don’t Get Messy With Jesse
Here’s a song all about
When I use to hang out
With the James Gang
I was with Jesse James
341
When he robbed his
First train for gold
He was big
He was bad
So he took all he had
With the James Gang
You can shoot blanks
At Frank
Robbin’ banks
But don’t dare be so
Bold
No no
Don’t get messy
With Jesse
He’s faster than Billy
The Kid
Now don’t get messy
With bad ass Jesse
I’m afraid that’s
What I did
With Jesse
A love-starved woman
Exclaimed
Don’t get messy
With bad ass Jesse
342
Let Jesse James rob
This train
Dead Eye Dick’s trick
Was slick
But he aimed much
Too quick
In the hollow
He wiped his brow
Blinked his eye
Took a swig from
His bottle
And he swallowed
But a slow on the
Draw
Outlaw coward
Knew his name wasn’t
Tom Howard
And shot Jesse in the
Back
While he was hangin’
Up a picture frame
Don’t get messy
With Jesse
He’s faster than Billy
The Kid
With bad ass Jesse
343
I’m afraid that’s what
I did
Oh Lord don’t get
Messy with Jesse
A love-starved woman
Exclaimed
Don’t get messy
With bad ass Jesse
Let Jesse James rob
This train
Fig Leaf Futures
Fig leaf futures
Are lookin’ good this
Year
Y’all gon’ be
Shakin’ like a leaf
344
Soon y’all be
Clothes are all gonna
Disappear
Y’all gon’ be
Soon y’all be
Soon y’all be
On a fig leaf tree
Fig leaves fallin’ down
On the ground to cover
Thee
Soon y’all be
On a money tree
With branches laden
Down
Spreadin’ money all
Around
Soon y’all be
In a summer breeze
Floatin’ on the wind
And back to earth
Again
345
All summer winter
And spring and fall
Y’all gon’ be
Soon y’all be
So take it all off
And have a ball
Y’all gon’ be
Soon y’all be
Soon y’all be
In a ragin’ storm
With naked body heat
To keep your body warm
Soon y’all be
In natural nudity
Then the world will be
Hard core pornography
Soon y’all be
And walkin’ down the
Street
For ev’ryone to see
That you’re not afraid
346
To be
Fig leaf futures
Are lookin’ good
This year
Y’all gon’ be
Soon y’all be
Clothes are all gonna
Disappear
Y’all gon’ be
Soon y’all be
Love Seat for Sale
Love seat for sale
Love seat for sale
Love seat for sale
Love seat for Sale
A painted sign bright
347
Red
On a rusty nail
In a tree said
Love seat for sale
So I rang your bell
But to no avail
For the love seat for
Sale
Back in your garage
Like a mirage
You sat in the love
Seat for sale
A lover on a throne
Sitting all alone
On the love seat for
Sale
______Top______
Heaven or hell
I’m under your spell
On the love seat for
Sale
Woman and man
On an old divan
Reclining
348
Love seat for sale
Yes we lost our heads
In a little single bed
Purple love seat for
Sale
On a small sofa couch
That opened out
Into a love seat for
Sale
______Top_____
You’re On the Up and Up
You’re on the up and up
Good lovin’ with no
Hang-ups
And I can’t get enough
Sugar sugar
349
Your lovin’ fills my cup
True blue and all that
Stuff
Down and out
Disappears when you’re
About
I trust in you
Without a doubt
Honey honey
You’re hangin’ in there
Tough
When times get hard
And rough
You’re how come I’m happy
You’re why I feel so good
The real thing
Is a true thing
Shining like truth
Should
No more two-bit phonies
350
Leaving me blue and
Lonely
With pretty promises
And no account dirty
Lies
And you give your all
And I had to fall
Sugar sugar
And I feel ten feet tall
I’m bouncin’ like
A ball
Up and up
Your’re nobody’s fool
You are so calm and
Cool lover
You’re never mean and
Cruel
Exception to the rule
Up and up
351
Blue Beard
I grew a blue beard
Way down here
I’m a freak of love
For you baby
Way down here
352
From thinking fuzzy
Thinking obscene
Once all my thoughts
Were Mr. Clean
A world wonder
I’ve come to be
A taboo curiosity
I grew a blue beard
When you left it
Appeared
It’s getting bluer
Every year
Way down here
When I look in the
Mirror
Way down here
Well it’s clearer and
Clearer
Way down here
If you’d come love me
I’d smile it away
Then I could live
Another normal day
353
These other women
Don’t help at all
Staring blushing
At my what’chama
Call
______Chorus______
Jealous Bones and Jealous Jones
Jealous bones and jealous jones
Won’t leave me lone down to the bone
Since I caught you gettin’ it on
I’m a green-eyed cripple in the danger
Zone
354
Another blue fool’s mind got blown
By jealous bones and jealous jones
By jealous bones and jealous jones
My body’s shakin’ and rattlin’
Makin’ my brown eyes turn to green
I could not speak my knees got weak
Clean to the marrow aches and pains from
Jealousy
I came back home and did not phone
I’m hidin’ skeleton in my closet all alone
Here at the keyhole I’m dead and gone
From something modern medicine has never
Known
355
I’m a green-eyed cripple in the danger
Zone
Rain Out of Me
Forecasted cloudburst
Don’t stop teardrops
Rain out of me
Until I’m free
Predicted showers
356
Rain out of me
A deep blue sea
‘Cause I want to cry
Again
For the last time
Bad weather warnings
Dark clouding my mind
By thunders power
A storm or a shower
I’m tired of crying
A drizzle a day
Rain out of me
Rain out of me
Teardrops don’t stop
Until I’m free
Rain out of me
357
Rain out of me
Rain out of me
Strike me love
Lightning
Rain out of me
Until I’m free
A flood I’m fighting
Rain out of me
A deep blue sea
I see a rainbow
Right after the rain
I’m willing to weep up
A big hurricane
And when it’s all over
A new love I’ll find
With gray days
Behind me
The sun’s gonna shine
Rain out of me
Rain out of me
Teardrops don’t stop
Until I’m free
Rain out of me
358
Rain out of me
Rain out of me
Rain out of me
Off the Record and On the Road
Off the record and on the road
If I could be a super duper
Superstar
I would be shinin’ shootin’
359
I could explode
Shootin’ movies and TV shows
Makin’ money honey
To buy my fancy clothes
Singin’ and actin’ by myself
Makin’ hambone music
Slap happy myself to death
Yes I’m a winner nobody knows
But in show business
That’s how it goes
I’d take it all off
If that would bring
The people runnin’
To see me do my thing
Some people like me
But some ain’t enough
The competitions and times are rough
I need somebody who understands
Someone with contacts and master plans
I’m a naked shake dancer
And all my talent shows
360
Life is Love
Living life is love
Living life is love
Life is love and love
Goes on and on
Life is love
361
Life is love right
From the day you’re
Born
Life is love
So every time you fall
In love
Life begins again
And again
If there is a hereafter
Heaven knows
Life is love
We only live to let
Love grow and grow
Life is love
Each day by day
We’ll live life with
Each other
As lover’s ‘cause life
Is love
_______Top_______
362
Life is love the only
Life worth living
Life is love
When love arrives
And you’re alive and
Giving
Life is love
Your world has just
Begun
And it’s a good one
With someone to love
Dreams come true
When dreamers rise
Above
Life is love
The lustful earthly
Things that they dream of
Life is love
Yes it’s written in
The stars
You can’t erase it
Replace it
Life is love
You live it
Life is love
363
You give it
Life is love
You take it
Life is love
You make it
Life is love
Don’t fake it
Life is love
______Top_____
I Gave At the Office
I gave all I had
At the office
Your love is my
Favorite charity
I didn’t even take a
364
Break. . .
For coffee milk or
Tea
I gave at the office
Your love is my job
I work to love you
And get love credit
Cards
I gave at the office
I save at love’s bank
I pay love union dues
And love income tax
For a worthy cause
For a worthy cause
______Top______
I make my lovin’ my
Livin’ too
I don’t date the late
Lunch bunch
I bring it home to
You
From nine to five I
Look starry-eyed
365
I put in overtime
‘Til you’re satisfied
For a worthy cause
For a worthy cause
______Top______
I’m Completely Out of the Picture
Baby I’m completely out
Of the picture
The pretty picture
I had of me and you
Baby I’m slowly fading
Out of focus
And pictures don’t lie
366
Hocus-pocus
Yes it’s true
I’m completely out of the
Picture
I had of me and you
Just like an undeveloped
Negative
I’m turning black
And blue
When I looked up on
His mantelpiece
And saw you I knew
I’m completely out of
The picture
The picture
The picture
I had of me
I had of you
I had of me
I had of you
I had of me
I had of you
Baby I’m completely out
Of the picture
Baby I’m completely
367
Out of view
Baby I’m aware the
Camera clicked
But we didn’t
We didn’t click pretty
Baby
So now I know we’re
Through
The picture
I’m gone I’m out of
View
You never smiled for
Me the way
He made you do
You just said cheese
On every snapshot
I ever got of you
Now I’m completely out
Of the picture
I’m completely out
Of the picture
I’m completely out
Of the picture
368
Long Love List
Oh yes I missed your
Kiss
On my long love list
Kiss
369
I put your lips your
Love
And your pretty smile
I put your eyes your
Nose
And your dimpled
Chin
I put your face your
Hair
And your lovely skin
Yes but I missed your
Kiss
I picked my love apart
Then I put it back
Together
And recited each by
Heart
Now I love you more
Than ever
I listed all the reasons
370
I love everything
About you
And I can call them
All by name
But something’s
Missing just the
Same
Kiss
Kiss
I put your scent your
Clothes and your
Beautiful name
I put your walk your
Talk
And your clever game
I put put your food your
Mood
And your attitude
Kiss
371
I thought I got it all
From the bottom to the
Top
But my love list keeps
On growing
‘Cause my love for you
Won’t stop
Every good thing
That you gave me
I spend the daytime
Thinking of
Instead of counting
Sheep for sleeping
I dream about the
Things I love
Kiss
Kiss
I put your mind
372
Your heart
And your sexy soul
I put your shape
Your style and the
Way you feel
I put your touch
Your laugh and
Your bitter tears
Yes but I missed
Your sweet kiss
On my long love
List
Yes but I missed
Your sweet kiss
On my long love
List
Tough Titty
Tough titty
Tough titty
Tough titty
Tough titty
Don’t join the rat
Race overnight
Kitty
373
Kitty big cities are
Rotten to the core
Don’t be a sucker
It’s a rough tough
Titty
Attempt to pimp
And you’ll wind-up
A whore
______Top_______
Ask the pick of the
Litter
Walkin’ B-Way
Don’t split to L. A.
To be a star
Don’t trust a tomcat
With a briefcase
And don’t deal with
Alley cats in bars
_____Top_____
The fat cats are warm
374
Up in Alaska
But don’t go to the dogs
‘Cause you’ll get bit
The black cool cats
Are howlin’ Kitty
But from coast to
Coast
It’s cold as a witches
Tit
______Top______
He’s gotta make a choice between
Dropped out of high school
375
At seventeen for love
College knowledge
He couldn’t afford
Now his love life can’t be
Ignored
He’ll be a father soon for love
So young in love
But without means
Willing to volunteer
And serve for love
Proud to wear a uniform
So his baby can be born
For love that’s why he wants
To join
For love that’s why he wants
To join
For love that’ why he wants
To join
_______Top______
376
A Honey Kind of Feeling
A honey kind of feeling
Comes all over me
Every time I see you smile
A honey kind of feeling
Makes my life complete
Makes it all worthwhile
377
There is honey in your kiss
Golden honey laced with bliss
A wild honey kind of feeling
I cannot resist - - - Some girls taste like honey
When they’re making love
Affectionate and sweet
That’s how you satisfy me
When our lips meet
You’re good enough to eat
There is honey in your love
Angel honey from above
There’s this honey kind
Of feeling
Birds and bees dream of
One Way Ticket to Nashville
One-way ticket to Nashville
Sure as moonshine in a still
As sure as blue grass
Growing in the field
I'm leaving Memphis in the morning
378
Hoe down showdown
With the blues
Sure as the Southland
I was born in
I believe I'll never lose
As sure as hillbillies come
With guitars
Out of the hills
Minnie Pearl's I'm gonna
Buy you
With the Johnny Cash
I make
Though my voice ain't
Country Haggard
Charlie Pride is all it takes
'Til I Ernie Ford
You diamonds
And Ernest Tubbs
Of rubies too
Stay Faron Young
Loretta Lynn me
'Cause our love song's
Overdue
379
I'm sure as hillbillies
Become songwriters
For record deals
Gremlin in the Kremlin
I heard the cry of liberty
Ring out across the sea
‘Twas a voice of change
Democracy
That set the people free
There was a gremlin in the Kremlin
Crouched behind a cellar door
380
He tried to keep the peasants
Tremblin’
They almost had a civil war
They had a gremlin in the Kremlin
A dictator mean as sin
But the heroes kept assemblin’
‘Cause they knew that they would
Win
The leaders name was Gorby
But he was gobbled up
He stood for perestroika
And called the Gremlin’s bluff
His truth was hard to swallow
So the gremlin spit him up
Then the gremlin gagged on
Yeltsin
And Boris kicked his little
Butt
There was gremlin in the Kremlin
Growlin’ vicious as a glutton
The monster that he was
381
Resemblin’
Could push a nuclear
Panic button
They had a gremlin in the
Kremlin
Worse than old Uncle Joe
Stalin
All revolutionary men and
Women
Fought for a peaceful
Happy ending
Dark skies of gray
Have turned to blue
Now dreams can all come true
Lord the sun will shine
Love on mankind
The gremlin’s days are
Through
There was a gremlin in the
Kremlin
Kremlin
There was a gremlin in the
Kremlin
Kremlin
382
Liquor and Poker
Liquor in the front
And poker in the rear
Now
Liquor and poker
Prostitution’s common
On the road
Scarlet women ev'rywhere
383
Converse in slang and
Code
I found a truck stop
Lady of the night
Hot natured as a forest
Fire
I asked her for a light
As we went upstairs
To bed
Yellowstone's big sky
Was red
Then quite innocently
She smiled and said
Lick her in the front
And poke her in the rear
Now
Drinkin' and gamblin'
Is not for me
And I could contract
AIDS
From oral and anal
Sodomy
So freaky intercourse
Can never be
And what millions
Of Frenchmen do
384
Is not my cup of tea
But she kept right on
Implyin’
Innuendos in my mind
Then she said try it
Just one time
Now
Oh yeah
Poke her in the rear now
Hmm
At a notorious bar
On the border of Montana
There's a saloon inside
And a honky tonk piano
Where truckers cowboy's
And bikers
Near Malfunction
Junction
Shoot pool
385
And break rules
Of ev'ry kind of no no
(Singin')
Now
I didn't speak the
Language of the streets
But the woman kept on
Talkin'
To me between the
Sheets
She said that I could
Have myself a ball
Then she went on and on
To make the worst
Request of all
That's when I heard her
Say
If I wanted her to
Stay
And never ever go
Away
Now
386
Oh yeah
Poke her in the rear now
Hmm
Now
Is it just a simple
Play on words
Or what I think I hear
Now
Now
That's the story of my
Life
She cried
Since I've been workin'
Here now
Now
Downstairs I read
A sign that spelled out
Her words I comprehend
Now
387
Liquor in the front
And poker in the rear
Now
I misunderstood her
Meanin'
She meant booze and
Cards
It's clear now
Liquor and poker
I guess I'm the joker
Liquor and poker
To think I wanted
To choke her
Love Energy
Black out electric lights
Make love in the dark of night
Turn down the steaming heat
Love’s flame can’t be beat
388
Because we’ve got love energy
There’s no crisis and no emergency
I’ll never run out of gas
Long as love’s power last
Forever it’s a fact
Your kiss is my thermostat
Because we’ve got love energy
There’s no crisis and no emergency
We’ve got love energy
Although it’s very plain to see
There’s a shortage on this
And a shortage on that
But I know where the power’s at
And that’s a natural fact
‘Cause you’re my thermostat
Little Black Cowboy
You will be the best
And bravest
Little black cowboy
Little black cowboy
Little black cowboy
You’re the greatest
389
Geddy-up good guy
Little black cowboy
Little black cowboy
Little black cowboy
Sure as shootin’
A rootin’
And a tootin’
Little black cowboy
Little black cowboy
Little black cowboy
Little black cowboy
Well his name is Roy
He’s my pride and joy
He said Dad
When I grow up
Can I be a black cowboy
Wear a cowboy hat
That’s where it’s at
Ride a big white horse
And give all the outlaws
Tit for tat
Kiss Mary Lou
When I get through
Buy the whole ol’ town
390
Ice cream cones
Dad I love you
Well I told him son
Don’t wear a gun
But whenever you see
Trouble coming
Don’t you run
When bad men call
Your hand stand tall
Fight for the rights
Of blacks and whites
______Top______
A work of art
A masterpiece
Don’t have to look
No further
I’ll meet you in the
Louvre Museum
391
The guard won’t see us
Kissing there
An image of two
Lovers
Meet me at the
Louvre Museum
Blue Boy turned pink
Van Gogh turned away
Picasso’s green with
Jealousy
Mona Lisa blushed
Rembrandt bled
Blood red
At our x-rated self
Portrait black abstract
Sitting on a love seat
Where culture vultures
Hover
Looking up an old ladies
Dress
Captured on a canvass
The tour guide won’t
Discover
392
Buck naked in a golden
Frame
Suburban Bourbon
Suburban bourbon
Suburban bourbon
Suburban bourbon
Suburban bourbon
Suburban bourbon
Suburban bourbon
Suburban bourbon
Suburban bourbon
393
Mother nature is going
Crazy
In my backyard
& when I look out the
Front door lately
I swear to God
I can see the roses
Blossom
Into every shade of
Red
I can hear the happy
Blue birds
Serenading overhead
But the draperies are
Drawn
In the living room
And it’s all because
Our love just failed
To bloom
So I drink suburban
Bourbon
To escape away from
Gloom
I just drink suburban
Bourbon
In the neighborhood
Saloon
394
Pick the roses from
The front yard
Put them with this
On my tomb
_____Top_____
Late at night I hear
The lonesome whistle blow
And like that train out there
Soon I will have to go
I can smile and face tomorrow
With raw courage in my heart
Long as I can drown my sorrow
I can make another start
Since we left the city
And moved outside of town
I can pour my troubles
And chug-a-lug ‘em down
So I drink suburban bourbon
When I get big city blues
I just drink suburban bourbon
When I think I’m gonna lose
Here’s a toast to you
Before I go
And pay my final dues
________Top_______
395
396
US
US
Title
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
Written
Copyright
Date &No.
Page
No.
397
1. Beyond the Bells of Boston
Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown
‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 401
2. Badman’s Territory
’73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 403
3. Wrinkles and Gray
4.
Make a Sacrifice (Save a Woman’s Life)
5.
‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 408
Somebody New is Knocking at My Door
7.
‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 407
Mr. Sweet Thang
6.
‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 405
‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 410
How Geechee Can You Get
‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 413
8. Bald-Headed Woman
‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88
415
‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88
416
‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88
417
9. I Flipped My Wilson Over You
10. Computer Commuter
11. The Eagle and the Bear
‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 419
12. Meadow Lark
‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88
420
‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88
421
‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88
422
13. The Balls to Bang
14.
Idle Hands
15. Confession
Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 424
Title
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
Written
Copyright
Date &No.
Page
No.
16. Affaire De Coeur
17. Inside Information
‘73
Pau 1-114-904 ’88 426
398
‘73
Pau 1-114-904 ’88 427
18. I Boast the Most
19. Frisky Family Man
Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E, Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 432
20. Afriquecan Woman
21. Oriental Eyes
22. Cussin’ and Fussin’ in Russian
23. Spanish Man
24. World Shopping Spree
25. She’s Waiting in the Glade Down Through the Glen
26. High Yellow Teller
27. On the Verge of Voodoo
28. The Precious Gift of Allah
29. The Gold Coast Special
30. Zillion Dollar Love
32. You Can Go to Minnesota
Title
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
Written
Copyright
Date &No.
Page
No.
33. Making Merry Music In My Mind
Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88
34. Massage My Mind
455
399
458
35. Career
460
36. Pastel Pictures
37. Smiling at the Top of the Heap
‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88
463
‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88
465
‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88
466
38. Monkey See Monkey Do
39. You Tranquilize Me Baby
40. The Cuckoo (Won’t Stop Telling Me We’re Through)
‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88
468
‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88
470
‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88
472
’73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88
474
’73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88
476
‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88
478
’73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88
480
’73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88
482
’73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88
484
’73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88
486
41. Hawaiian Hula Hoops
42. Scarface
43. Desperation Love
44. Our Flag Old Glory
45. Monster Money
46. Unlucky Mother from Kentucky
47. Society Frowns
48. Sun Ocean
49. Love Junkie
Title
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
Written
Copyright
Date &No.
Page
No.
50. Love is Mighty Powerful Stuff
51. Glad Happy
‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88
488
400
‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88
490
‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88
491
‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88
493
‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88
495
‘73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88
497
498
52. Still Life
53. It’s Better to Butter Me Up
54. The Time Is Ripe
55. It’s My Life You’re Living
56. Love’s the Best Adventure I Ever Had
57. Filthy Rich
500
58. The Crown Heads of Europe
501
59. A Good Man’s Table
Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ’73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88
502
60. Black Bosanova
503
61. The Human Race
505
62. Listen to the Baby Cry
506
63. Do You Think Human Meat Would Taste Good to Eat
508
64. Taboo Canary
510
65. Put ‘Em in a Plastic Bag
511
66. I Love the Daylights Out of You
513
67. If Loving You Was All I Could Do
514
68. Red Brick Wall
Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73Pau 1-114-904 ’88
515
Title
Page
No.
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
Written
Copyright
Date &No.
69. You Satisfy Me
‘70
Pau 1-687-604 ‘92 516
‘72
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 518
70. Queenie
401
71. Aunt Jemima
Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73
Pau 1-114-904 ’88
520
521
72. Don’t Pull the Rug Out from Under Me
73. I Spoke Too Soon
‘73 Pau 1-687-604 ’92
522
74. Lickin’ Harry’s Hairy Lips of Love
Pau 1-114-904 ’88
524
‘73
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
526
‘73
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
529
‘73
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
531
‘73
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
533
‘73
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
534
‘69
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
535
75. Honey Woman
76. Absent-Minded Mr. Love
77. The Merry-Go-Round of Love
78. Sand Castle
79. The Secret of Santa Monica
80. Blue Black Baritone (Female Version)
81. I Heard a Moan in Memphis
Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Eu 431934 ClassE’73
536
82. Secretariat the Handsome Horse
Mom N’Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ‘73 Eu 431933ClassE’73
538
83. Rainbow Eyes
‘58 Pau 1-687-604 ’92
540
‘70 Pau 1-687-604 ’92
541
‘73 Pau 1-687-604
543
84. The Same Ol’ Boat
85. Dead in the Bed
Beyond the Bells of Boston
Beyond the bells of Boston
’92
402
Take off my wedding dress
How did I get in this mess
Somebody old said marry me
Somebody new said live with me
Now for the life of me
I can’t hardly see
Raising up a family
Raising up a family
Wedding bells don’t turn me on
Now
Guess I best be off and gone
Now
This wedding’s better off
Than on now
Before this baby’s born
_______Top_______
Wedding bells are beautiful
Wedding cake is good to chew
But you can’t have your cake
And eat it too
The proper thing to do
Be Boston bred and true
But I’ll never live with him
And I’ll never marry you
403
My wedding day is here
And the bells are ringing clear
But I gotta get away from
Here
There goes the bride
There goes the bride
Bad Man’s Territory
Out chere in bad man’s territory
Let me tell you my love story
Way out west
404
They love the best
Oh they don’t ever take a rest
They’ve got the power and the glory
Out chere a woman is a woman
And a real man is a real man
We had a showdown after sundown
And one of us was found
Feet first in trouble
Your lovin’ shot me down
Then you whispered “Hi Ho Silver”
And rode away from town
You had the fastest gun they tell me
As I lay dyin’ in my bed
Then all the women gathered ‘round me
And this is what they said
405
Wrinkles and Gray
Wrinkles and gray
Wrinkles and gray
The real old people are
Wrinkles and gray
406
What make them this way
Wrinkles and gray
Time marches over their
Faces
And wrinkles them gray
And it won’t go away
The wrinkles and gray
From the head down to the toe
What makes it so and so
Tattered and torn
The old clothes that they
Wear
Are wrinkles and gray
The same as they
I just saw one today
All wrinkles and gray
A hair from my head
Was wrinkled and gray
My youth saw the truth
That my old age won’t say
We all live for the future
To be wrinkles and gray
The same as they
407
Wrinkles and gray
The same as they
Wrinkles and gray
The same as they
Make A Sacrifice (Save a Woman’s Life)
Make a sacrifice save a woman’s life
Help me cross the street
408
Save me from the sea
Be a boyscout man help a woman cross the street
I know what you want me to do is right
And I believe you mean it but when trouble comes
Promise you won’t leave me
Shaky in the night
Please don’t come on flaky
Help me cross the street
Save me from the sea
You’re a good lifeguard
Save my drowning soul
Help might not arrive and
I’d be forced to turn to weaker guys
You could be my lifesaver
But when the going gets rough
You better hang in there tough
Mr. Sweet Thang
Mr. Sweet Thang is
His name
(Mr. Sweet Thang)
Good lovin’ is his
409
Claim to fame
(Mr. Sweet Thang)
He ain’t got time for
Teasin’
‘Cause pleasin’ is his
Game
Kisses taste like
Puddin’ n’ tain
All y’all women want
Him
(Mr. Sweet Thang)
And I know that I
Know why
(Mr. Sweet Thang)
Ice cream cake and
Candy
Make you beg and cry
Big brown sugar daddy
Lips like blueberry
Pie
Ain’t no doubt about
It
(Mr. Sweet Thang)
He knocks me out
About it
(Mr. Sweet Thang)
410
And he makes me
Wanna shout it
(Mr. Sweet Thang)
Mmm so good
He makes me call his
Name
(Mr. Sweet Thang)
He’s a satisfyin’ shame
(Mr. Sweet Thang)
Mr. Sweet Thang
Is his name
Mr. Sweet Thang
Is his name
Mr. Sweet Thang
Mr. Sweet Thang
Mr. Sweet Thang
Mr. Sweet Thang
Somebody New is Knocking at my Door
Bam bam bam
Boom boom boom
Yeah
Bam bam bam
411
Boom boom boom
Yeah
Bam bam bam
Boom boom boom
Yeah
Bam bam bam
Boom boom boom
Yeah
He don’t make much money
Oh yeah
People think he dresses
Funny oh yeah
Knocking on my back
Door for honey
Oh yeah
Get down with the
Bam bam
Bam bam bam
Boom boom boom
Yeah
Bam bam bam
Boom boom boom
Yeah
He’s a woodman
He’s a good man
I swear
412
He’s a ice man
He’s a nice man
He cares
He’s a gasman
He’s my last man
I declare
He puts more fuel
In the fire
Down there
Somebody new is
Knocking at my
Door
Somebody new is
Knocking at my
Door
Somebody new is
Knocking at my
Door
Somebody new is
Knocking at my
Door
Get down with the
Bam bam
413
How Geechee Can You Get
Selling yelling talking
Telling
How geechee can you get
414
Telling
Go on and giggle it up
Go on and gobble it up
If you’ve got that goofy
Stuff
Dreams are made of
You’ve got money
And life’s a ball
The old code changes
After all
How irresponsible can you be
Now you sleep so much later
And your meals are brought in
By a waiter
How now brown cow
You practice
To keep your voice in shape
So you can give out
Loud clear orders
All along your merry way
415
How ridiculous your
Friends not to tell you
Things
That would save your
Self respect
When you’re excited
Gee I bet
Climbing up the ladder
Of success
Telling
Telling
Bald-Headed Woman
I be a bald-headed woman
Before I scratch my mind about you
But a lady barber spread the rumor
And it’s true
416
You made me dye my baldhead blue
You made me dye my baldhead blue
I’m a bald-headed woman
Lady look in your crystal ball
She said I must of broke a mirror
Seven long years ago
Well well I use to have hang down hair
But pin curlers made you mad
I lost my pigtails in a fire
Smoking in your bed
But I be a bald-headed woman
Before I let you blow my wig
And when you heard what I said
You made me dye my baldhead red
I Flipped My Wilson Over You
I flipped my Wilson over you
417
Strangely plain am I
They called me just plain Jane
But now I am no longer blue
You made me laugh
You made me love
Until the night you said good-bye
And now I don’t know what to do
Then I turned on the TV set
To try and help myself forget
But every place I see your face
The way you said you loved me too
Computer Commuter
Computer commuter
Computer commuter
Clickity clack
Down the track
One day you ain’t comin’ back
418
Big data doings
In your briefcase
Your mind is clean
As a brand-new slate
Computer commuter
Computer commuter
Your children are
At the garden gate
And your woman simply waits
The working day
You put in is but
A memory now
Across the green fields
You can see horses
And milk cows
Computer commuter
Computer commuter
But tomorrow is your ticket to board
The money train
For you must push
The button and feed
The brain machine
It’s a livin’ after all
Computer commuter
419
Computer commuter
The Eagle and the Bear
You flying high up in the air
Like the eagle and the bear
The eagle’s eye is keen you see
And the big bear’s hug is strong
The eagle’s talons are sharp as nails
420
And the big bear’s claws are long
And the big bear’s claws are long
The eagle is the swiftest one
The big bear is just waiting
The eagle screamed up in the sky
And the big bear’s steady grinning
And the big bear’s steady grinning
The eagle swooped with all his might
The big bear kept on grinning
The eagle struck to start the fight
And the big bear was steady grinning
And the big bear was steady grinning
The eagle missed and hit a tree
The big bear was steady grinning
You flying high up in the air
Meadow Lark
Meet me in the meadow
Out in the country air
Wild flowers in the fields
Golden rods and daffodils
421
Lay beside me there
Let the sun’s warm glow
Shine down on us
Park the car on the hill
Pack a picnic basket
Of wine and cheese and such
Love me in the meadow
Before you take me home
Gather up the flowers
And put some in my hair
Love awaits us there
The Balls to Bang
You got the balls to bang
Life is a baseball game
Life is hit and miss
Three strikes and you’re down and out
You win the whole damn thang
You gonna score for sure
422
That’s what it’s all about
You never get to first base
‘Til you get away from home
You never get to first place
‘Til you hit it on your own
So you can play the game
You hit a home run then
And you can do it again
And you can do it again
You wouldn’t play it safe
You never lost before
We’d be a winning team
It’s the American way
Life is a baseball game
Life is hit and miss
Three strikes you’re down and out
Idle Hands
Idle hands
Idle hands
Idle hands
Idle hands
My mama and my papa
When I was but a child
423
Warned me ‘bout a man
With idle hands
My uncle and my auntie
Whispered ‘bout my cousin
Said he’d never amount to much
With idle hands
Idle hands get busy
Working in the city
Build a better city
With idle hands
Idle hands do something
Even if you wash them
That could make a difference
With idle hands
Idle hands
Idle hands
Idle hands
Idle hands
I can’t fondle fingers
Dangling from a body
Only doing nothing
With idle hands
Why are you not like others
I could have known and loved
Instead I find you sitting
With idle hands
424
Idle hands don’t hold me
Idle hands don’t move me
‘Til you do what I told you
With idle hands
Idle hands
Idle hands
Idle hands
Idle hands
Confession
I skipped the gossip session
And came here to confession
To talk to you
Father forgive me
For I have sinned
I love the husband
Of my best friend
425
It happens we are neighbors
And as neighbors do
We got close
Together
Over the fence
Out in the yard
I tried to forget him
But my memories come
Hard
The first thing I did
Wrong
Was look in his eyes
The last thing I did right
Was see you tonight
Father forgive me
For I’ve broken two homes
To talk to you
My best friend’s suspicious
So I put on an act
Then my eyes meet his
Eyes
Behind her back
426
We touched under the
Table
And whenever we can
Father forgive me
‘Cause we’ve made
Wedding plans
If the church can
Forgive me
For breaking the rules
I’d move heaven and
Earth
And give up all that
I own
Father forgive me
For I’ve broken two homes
To talk to you
Affaire de Coeur
Time will tell but I believe we belong in love
Affaire de coeur
Ami amant
En ze French Reviere
Internationale escapades oo la la
427
Le continental Faberge
Mon cheerie le Paree
C’est la vie
Mon petite adieu
Once before my love was fickle
But I closed that door behind me
In the past I loved too many
Now I’m aware
It’s only you up to this moment
And no one else but you will do
I’ve decided to love truly
Until it’s over
Inside information
I’ve got inside information
Hear the minutes of the meeting
Between me myself and I
428
Last night we joined together
Pledged we’d love you ‘til I die
Hear the minutes of the meeting
From my body mind and soul
Just to have you and to hold you
Is my one and only goal
My eyes say love unanimous
My lips swear I’ll be true
My arms vow they will never
Reach out for anyone but you
And I’ve got inside information
When I take a vote on you
There will never be another
All my feeling say it’s true
429
When I take a vote on you
I Boast the Most
I boast the most
I drink a toast
I boast the most
About you baby
I boast the most
From coast to coast
I boast the most
430
About your love
Some people brag about
A brand-new house
Some others talk about
A fancy car
Sometimes they ramble on and on and on
But this is what I say
When it’s my turn
I boast the most about you
I drink a toast to you
I boast the most about you
Give up the ghost without you
Whenever we’re out walkin’ in a crowd
(I boast the most)
I wanna holla out your name out loud
(I boast the most)
I wanna shout right out
I love you so
(I boast the most)
I wanna let the whole wide world know
(I boast the most)
You are the secret I could never keep
(From coast to coast)
431
You are all I’ve got to say
I tell my best friend
About you ev’ry day
I told my worst enemy
I’ll drink a double dose of champagne wine
(I drink a toast)
And talk about the many times
(I drink a toast)
I held you tightly in my lovin’ arms
(I drink a toast)
& sang the praises of your charms
(I boast the most)
I run my mouth about you
And I can’t stop
(I boast the most)
I wanna holla off a mountain top
(I boast the most)
Stick out my chest
And boast to all the rest
432
(I boast the most)
Your love is better than the best Yes!
(I boast the most)
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Frisky Family Man
Frisky family man
Frisky family man
The modern version of a
Family man
According to the latest
Family plan
To try and understand
433
The frisky family man
The frisky family man
Is a full grown man
Still growing
Sometimes he’s like a strong
Oak tree
Sometimes he’s just a flower
To me
He got married in church
And swore on a stack
Of Bibles
Now he’s out on good behavior
Free sex and loves
His Savior
And that’s why he wants
To fool around with me
His and her arrangement
Separated homes and cars
Frisky family man
Frisky family man
Frisky family man
Frisky family man
434
Afriquecan Woman
I’m an Afriquecan woman
Paris nights and London days
I can can can
435
I love to can can
Bonjour monsieur
C’est la vie
I’m a Pigalle pussycat
I can sing and dance
And I pass my hat
Shake my bon bons up and down
And pat my patty cake downtown
My baby cakes can shake up
A big soulful quake
And you can hold me tight
I can’t swim that English Channel
But I can bloody handle
I’m a can can Afriquecan woman
Pip pip and tally ho
436
‘Round and ‘round we go
Cheerio you bloody know
I can understand
Oriental Eyes
Oriental eyes
Oriental eyes
Oriental eyes
The Buddha was so wise
To bless the wall of China
With Oriental eyes
437
Slanted to the east
But I come from the west
When you smile
I love your style
Your philosophy
Drives me wild
If your diet
Consist of rice
I’ll treat you twice
As nice
I’ve got a yen
To be your friend
As a lover in your life
Oriental eyes
Don’t look so surprised
My culture is
To love you
Because I know
You’re wise
Oh Oriental eyes
Oh Oriental eyes
Oh Oriental eyes
Oh Oriental eyes
438
Cussin’ n’ Fussin’ in Russian
You’ve got me cussin’ n’
Fussin’ in Russian
Pardon my French
But you’ve got me cussin’
Forgive my Dutch
439
Excuse my Russian
You big so and so
You ol’ such and such
Goddaggit I love you
Gosh darn it I need you
Dad gummit I want you
Heck honey I miss you
Golddern it I’m sorry
Golddarn it I swear it
My bloody English
Was Greek to you baby
So I’m drinkin’ Vodka
To forget about you
But each blessed time
I try I remember
And start back to
Cussin’ n fussin’
In Russian
440
Spanish Man
Senorita chiquita
Told me ‘bout you
Your eyes are black
As night
Let your dark eyes shine
And I’ll pour the wine
You savvy you savvy
Spanish man
441
I’ll be your guitar
I’ll be your fiesta
I’ll be your siesta
I’ll be your rain
In Spain
Mainly on the plain
I’ll be your soulful sister
Castanets are clicking
‘Round you
And the smile you
Smile is mucho true
You’ve got macho
Si si si si
Spanish man
Spanish man
You were made for me
‘Cause my love is soul unity
Spanish man
Let’s love again
Spanish man
I’m a soulful woman
Spanish man
A sta la vista
442
Spanish man
You savvy
You savvy
Spanish man
A sta la vista
Spanish man
You savvy
You savvy
Spanish man
World Shopping Spree
Kosher tomatoes
Irish potatoes
I’m in the market
With my grocery list
Banana bunches
Mexican munchies
I’m in the corner store
Give me that and give me this
443
I’ll pay you gladly
Bag it up
I need credit
Where I’m headed
Proposition me I’m willin’
My shopping baskets fillin’
To the brim with goodies
You can share my Sunday dinner
Hungary Turkey Greece and Chile
Is cookin’ in my pot for you
The high price of livin’
The low price I’m givin’
Italian wine
Beer from the Rhine
Swiss candy for me
I’m out on a world-shopping spree
She’s Waiting in the Glade Down Through the
Glen
Lord
She’s waiting in the glade
Down through the glen
My sister and my mister
Are at it again
But blood is thicker
444
Than plain old water is
She’s young enough to be
His daughter and she is
That’s what the message said
And I was shocked
But just before
I let my mind cave in
He thinks they’s kissin’ cousins
And distant kin
My husband was my hero
Handsome tall
My sister’s just my sister
Under the skin
But blood is thicker
Than plain old water is
She’s young enough
To be his daughter
And she is
Lord she’s waiting in the glade
445
High Yella Teller
He’s gonna rob you color blind
High yella teller standing
Strictly in your business line
Big black mellow fellow
446
Gonna rob you color blind
High yella teller his sweet smile
Is aimed straight at your heart
And if the nigger pulls the trigger
All the money honey’s free
He should hold you for a hostage
Then y’all could be alone
He’s got your combination
He’s gonna rip you off for sure
High yella teller tho’ a red sign
Says your windows closed
Big black mellow fellow
Gonna open up your nose
He could hold you for a hostage
Then y’all could be alone
Don’t push the panic button baby
You and he were meant to be
447
On the Verge of Voodoo
On the verge of voodoo
I’m on the verge of voodoo over you
Well the wicked witch
Is still up to her tricks
She’s mixin’ up to fix
448
A spell on you
Well the witch is a women
Over you
Well the devil is daring me
To brew
A lover’s potion
Into your beef stew
Well the devil in me darlin’s
On the verge of voodoo over you
By the big full yellow
Moon above
I’ll work my magic charms of love
Just to get’cha in my power
Got a big black cat
And the fastest long ol’ broom
A purple pointed hat
And I’m ready to attack
449
Well you know where I’m at
On the verge of voodoo over you
The Precious Gift of Allah
The mosque in Mecca awaits you
Brother Abdullah
I’m on your side
I see your God in you
And you believe - - - - - - - - in Him
450
The precious gift of Allah
The mosque of love
He offers is true
Sister Hanifa your beautiful way
Confirms your faith to me
And you believe - - - - - - - - in Him
The Gold Coast Special
The Gold Coast Special’s ‘round the mountain
The Gold Coast Special’s ‘round the bend
‘Round the mountain
Rolling meadows
Big blue water silver skyline in the valley
The Gold Coast Special’s ‘round the mountain
Time for you and me to finally git on board
451
Pass the people in the wheat fields
In the autumn at harvest time
Share your supper with a pioneer
Meet the spirit God commands
See the children in the schoolyard
Playing gaily in the snow
Smile at Christmas in your stocking
We’ve a long long way to go
To reach the station that they call heaven
Heaven’s farther than we feel
‘Round the mountain
There’s a heaven
Above the highest and distant hill
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Zillion Dollar Love
And it’s all because zillion dollar love
I’m the richest man in the whole wide world
452
I’m Bill Gates I’m Warren Buffett
I’ve got King Solomon’s treasure
Fort Knox is home I own everything
Whenever I have the pleasure
I’m U.S. Steel I’m a zillionaire
And it’s all because of your zillion dollar love
Zillion dollar love zillion dollar love
I’m U.S. Steel I’m a zillionaire
And it’s all because of your zillion dollar love
Zillion dollar love zillion dollar love zillion dollar
love
453
You Can Go to Minnesota
You can go to Minnesota
Before I let your love get colder
Before I let you love me cold
You know where you can go
454
Don’t pull no snow job off on me
My love is deeper than the blizzard
That you spread all over me
If I can’t break the ice
Smoke is coming out of your chimney
But I know it ain’t for me
Minneapolis and St. Paul
Kisses you been breathing in my hair
You ain’t got a snowball’s chance in summer
And I’m giving you the air
And when I thaw out in the spring
I’ll be too hot to handle
You’ll never keep me in a deep freeze thing
455
Making Merry Music in My Mind
In my mind
In my mind
Making merry music in my mind
Top of my head
Tip of my toes
Making merry music ev’rywhere I go
The world’s a drastic place
And when I see a sad face
456
Standing out and pouting in a crowd
I just sing my little song
And pretty soon they’ll hum along
And in the end
They’ll wind up shouting it out loud
Songs of love
Peace and love
Ev’rybody needs a tune
So I think of
Melodies
Constantly
And I whistle them whenever I please
In my heart
In my heart
Making merry music
In my heart
Ev’ry night and
Ev’ry day
All along my merry
Way
You’re the song of
Love I sing
You’re a symphony
457
That brings
Happiness I’ve been
Blessed
As a robin in the
Spring
In my soul
In my soul
Making merry music
In my soul
Deep inside
I can’t hide
And the magic of the
Music takes control
Even in my dreams
Sweet and clear
When you say the words
I long to hear
Right away
Merry music starts to
Play
In my mind
In my mind
458
Making merry music in my mind
Top of my head
Tip of my toes
Making merry music ev’rywhere I go
I make this world a happy place
Whenever I see a sad face
Standing out and pouting
In a crowd
Massage My Mind
Massage my mind
Massage my heart and soul
Massage my weary body
Your lovin’ soothes me down
Rub me the right way
Every night and day
You know what to do
You know what to say
Stroke me good fashion
459
‘Til I float out in space
Completely relax my inhibitions
I’m yours
Spread joy with your hands
Let me feel your touch
From head to toe
You understand
Others would charge a fee
For the favors you give
I’m a fortunate one
To have a lover like you
So for the rest of my life
Cure all of my hurts and ills
Stop the world’s stress and strain
Ease my pain
Massage my mind
Massage my mind
460
Career
I been working for years
At my career
I been doing my best
Never settled for less
Now I’ve got a choice
And it’s up to me
Is it love or what
I wanna be
I wanna be in business
I’ve got a choice
461
And it’s all right
I wanna be your lover
And I’ve got romance tonight
Why can’t they go together
Without separations
But you can’t love steady
On a two week vacation
I love my job
It’s my whole world
And my life
But my decision
Is unanimous
When you hold me in your arms
The working woman
Is only human
And your love is
All I need - - - I’ve been working for years
At my career
462
Pastel Pictures
Pastel pictures
Are light and fair
Soft-spoken visions
Of water colors rare
Violets blues and glorious greens
Tender painted pastoral scenes
Pinks and pale bright yellows
Lavenders and orange reds
Of flower beds in August
463
Pastel pictures
Have gentle feelings
That soothe the inner spirit
And delight the soul
Abstracts hide the answers
That people strain to find
All the more the reason
To relax your mind
And this is my impression of love
Pastel pictures
In my memory
Uncloud my thinking
For the best
Brightly showing
Life and knowing
What it’s all about
Smiling at the Top of the Heap
Soon I’ll be smiling at the top of the heap
Where the smell of success is so sweet
When problems pile up around me
When trouble builds up and down me
When misery surrounds me
And you can’t find a trace of poor me
But you haven’t seen the last of poor me
I’ll be doin’ it down in the dumps
464
Work my way up over the humps
The road of life is so full of the bumps
From the bottom right on past Pike’s Peak
I’m makin’ a mountain out of a molehill
Higher than anyone you know will
And I’ll never quit until
No problems pile up around me
No trouble builds up and down me
No misery surrounds me
I’ll be doin’ it down in the dumps
Work my way up over the hump
The road of life is so full of the bumps
Where the smell of success is so sweet
From the bottom right on past Pike’s Peak
Soon I’ll be smilin’ at the top of the heap
465
Monkey See Monkey Do
Monkey see and monkey do
I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you
Eyes to eyes
Lips to lips
Soul to soul
I love you
466
Touch and know
Feel and glow
I need you
Oh how I need you
Nice and slow
Head to toe
I need you
Oh how I need you
I love you
I love you
You Tranquilize Me Baby
You tranquilize me baby
You calm me down
Your kisses drive me crazy
You are my solid ground
And ev’ry time you come around
I get real nervous
When ya touch my skin
467
That’s when the pins and needles feelin’ begins
I told my doctor ‘bout cha yesterday
She’d like to meet you any ol’ time you say
I take my medicine
But it just don’t cure
The torture and the happiness
I must endure
I pick up the telephone
And I call out your sweet name
I’ll tell you my problems
‘Cause I ain’t ashamed
_______Top______
You’ve got my remedy
And I’ll pay your price
My doctor gave me very very good advice
468
The Cuckoo (Won’t Stop Telling Me We’re
Through)
The cuckoo won’t stop telling me we’re through
The cuckoo clock
Is ticking on the wall
I hear the clock wheels
Clicking in the hall
Every time I wind up
Missing you
The cuckoo won’t stop
469
Telling me we’re through
The cuckoo says that
I’m just a wasting time
And somebody else is beating my time
I’m counting every moment
Of love time
“Cause you been gone
All night the cuckoo’s been implying
That you been doin’ me wrong
And I miss you every second
And I need you every minute
And I want you every hour
And I love you more each day
But the cuckoo won’t stop
Telling me we’re through
And it’s one o’clock
Where are you
You’re overdue
At a quarter to three
Wherever can you be
‘Round five of four
You walked in the front door
And the cuckoo won’t stop telling me we’re
through
470
through
through
through
Hawaiian Hula Hoops
Hawaiian hula hoops
Work this grass skirt around
Hawaiian hula-hoops
Polynesian it down
Hawaiian hula-hoops
On the beach in Waikiki
The surf is up over
471
The pineapple tree
Lay a lei a lei a lei
‘Round my neck
What the heck
Hawaiian hula-hoops
Are made in Japan
Big fat mama san
Shake your sweet sugar cane
‘Round my shoulders
Moving down
Hawaiian hula-hoops
Work this grass skirt on down
Hawaiian hula-hoops
Polynesian on down
Hawaiian hula-hoops
Do you understand my hands
But if you watch my hips
You’ll miss my talkin’ fingertips
‘Round my tiny waist away
Circles in the sun
Coconuts
472
You’re the one
Circles in the sun
Coconuts
You’re the one
Hawaiian hula-hoops
New star is on the flag
It’s flying high I’m playin’
My ukulele
‘Round my buttocks
Spinning fast
Hawaiian hula-hoops
Work this grass skirt around
Hawaiian hula-hoops
Polynesian on down
Scarface
Scarface
Scarface
Scarface
Scarface
Scarface someday his love won’t leave a trace
Scarface people stare but I don’t care
Scarface some pretend that they don’t see
473
Scarface the way your loving tortures me
Scarface sometimes I try to wear a mask
Scarface but even then they stop and ask
Scarface how did you get hurt this way
Scarface and I say since you went away
Scarface and then one rainy day I saw
Scarface you hiding walking down the street
Scarface we knew at once we were the same
Scarface we need not have to feel ashamed
Scarface so when love cuts you like a knife
Scarface some love can leave you marked for life
Scarface only love can clear your scar
Scarface you’ll look just like a movie star
Scarface
Scarface
Scarface
Scarface
474
Desperation Love
Desperation love desperation love
Ain’t no grimmer prospect for me to consider
Than the thought of finally losing you
No matter what the reason
475
I simply must adjust
Although I know inside
My love could swell and bust
Therefore I train my thinking
To never think of you
Even though it’s impossible to do
Other loves could hold me
Trying to console me
But they would never stop me feeling blue
And after all is said that should be said
I’ll still keep this mind of mine intact
So when you go
I’ll know just how to act
And when my eyeballs burn I’m unconcerned
When you make me cry
I’ll say something’s in my eye
So if you break my heart
I’ll play the part out of
476
Our Flag Old Glory
Our flag
Our flag
Old Glory
Our flag
Is flying high
Red white and blue
Old Glory
477
Is flying in the sky
A twenty-one-gun salute
The high school band
To boot
The whole town’s marching
Down Main Street
To the drum and bugle beat
Carrying our flag
Our flag Old Glory
Our flag is flying high
The big parade is coming
And Uncle Sam is too
Today is all American Day
In each and every way
We’ll wave our flag
Old Glory
For the whole wide world
To see
From town to town
All over
These fifty super states
This nation is united
For God and liberty
Our flag
Our flag
Old Glory
478
Red white and blue
Old Glory
Our flag
Our flag
Old Glory
Red white and blue
Old Glory
Monster Money
Monster money
Monster money
Monster money
Monster money
Monster money your eyes are green
Biggest eyes I’ve ever seen
Monster money don’t leave again
479
Don’t leave me alone with loose small change
Monster money I think I see you hiding ‘hind
your Money tree
Come out and show yourself to me
Monster money on the money
Tho’ I can see your dollar signs
I’ll keep my hands behind my back
I promise not to take you home
Away with me back to the bank
In a Brink’s armored truck and tank
The more I make the more you take
All I can’t spend I hafta lend
The cash I lose could pay my dues
I’ve got a higher price to pay
I’ll let you out again next payday
Monster money
Monster money
Monster money
Monster money
Your eyes are green
Biggest eyes I’ve ever seen
480
Unlucky Mother From Kentucky
Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
I’m unlucky from Kentucky
Left my old gray-haired mama
On a dirt road in Kentucky
Headed for the big-time city
Feelin’ good but I was unlucky
481
‘Cause times was full of double trouble
In the streets of this old town
On every corner all they wanna do
Is run you in the ground
Then I had a bouncing baby
And named him after men I never knew
His hair was red
His skin was black
His eyes were colored green
He grew up and became a hustler man
And learned a trick or two from me
Left me like I left my mama
Turned his back and changed
His named to Lucky
This is sad to sing about a son
482
Of a unlucky mother from Kentucky
Now never ever can I get him
To link his life to mine again
So I’m goin’ back home to Kentucky
And if I’m lucky
I’ll ease my mama’s pain
Society Frowns
High society can so easily frown a smile away
When society frowns in any old town
Something funny’s going down
When they look down their noses
Most people suppose it’s over their heads
483
When society gives an affair where they live
Poor folks ain’t invited to come
But that’s the custom I guess
And the cause of the mess - - - that started
The fuss in the first place
You can’t talk about the things that you feel
Or the way that you gotta be
Before you know it they’ll wrinkle their brows
and Disagree
High society laughs
At the way that
We live ev’ry day
Working hard for chump change
While they work hard at play
Grinning away
484
Sun Ocean
I can’t tell where
The sun
The sea
The sky
And you
And me begin
(Repeat)
Sun ocean is shiny
485
Isn’t it love
Sun ocean shines like an emerald
At night sun ocean comes pouring in
As we go walking
And talking
And loving
And kissing
And hugging all right
As we go touching
And feeling
And wanting
And needing all night
‘Til sun ocean makes morning again
And today it’s a beauty of blue
All perfect and brand-new
When I look in your eyes
I see sun ocean
(Repeat)
I can’t tell where
The sun
The sea
486
The sky
And you
And me begin
(Repeat)
Love Junkie
Love’s a freaky funky monkey
On his back and in his blood
Here comes love junkie
Junkie Joe from Baltimore
Sistas lock your windows
Bolt your doors
487
Runnin’ his fingers through my hair
He’s a love junkie
He’s hooked on love
And I don’t care
High on kisses stoned on love
Can’t kick his love it’s dynamite
He’s a love addict
And his habits big and bad tonight
Lookin’ for a lovin’ fix
He’s a good habit
One I know I’ll never kick
488
An overdose of love can kill
And I forgot to take the pill
Love is Mighty Powerful Stuff
Love is mighty powerful stuff
They oughta put up a statue on ev’ry corner
For the one who invented love
If you could bottle it up
Drink it down in a cup
489
We should declare us a lover’s holiday
Ev’ry day all the whole yearlong
Hip hip hurray
Let’s love ev’ry day
Love you can’t quite get enough
We’ve got the chemistry
To solve the mystery
A lot of love is the formula
Let’s hear three cheers
Ring ‘em out loud and clear
You can’t shout about love enough
If you could bottle it up
Drink it down in a cup
Hip hip hurray let’s love ev’ry day
We’ve got the chemistry to solve the mystery
So let’s hear three cheers ring ‘em out loud and
clear
490
Glad Happy
Glad to see you
Glad happy
Glad to be here
Glad happy
Glad to see you
Glad happy anytime
Common bonds are rarely broken
491
When the ties are genuine
And glad happy
How’s your habit did you kick it
You were strung out on a line
But you found help
You’re looking better
Than you did last time
I’ve been happy
So glad happy
Same old reason
I’ll always feel this way
Precious meetings like the present
Keep me glad and happy
Always feeling fine
Still Life
Still life
Still life
Still life
Still life
Artist paint my portrait
Still life
No eyes
No face
492
No smile
Still life
Shallow pond
In the park
In the city
Getting dark
Still life
Still life
Still life
Still life
The summer sailboats
Are packed away
The big clock in the towers
On time
Still life
Still life
Still life
Still life
Orange sky
Blue with night
Lonely flower
Looks like me
493
Still life
Still life
Still life
Still life
It’s Better to Butter me Up
It’s better to butter me up
First the flowers
Then the candy
Send a fruit bowl
But I’m not thinking ‘bout your business
494
I’m busy minding my own candy store
Candy kisses to a stranger
Rich enough to pay my price
First the flowers
Then the candy
Send a fruit bowl
It’s rather risqué
Drinking whiskey
With a man this late
Your age
First the flowers
Then the candy
Send a fruit bowl
The boss is sleeping
He wouldn’t miss me
Oh but I can’t betray a trust
There’s a better way
Around me
If you’re sure you really care
First the flowers
Then the candy
495
Send a fruit bowl
The Time is Ripe
The time is ripe
The time is ripe
The time is ripe
The time is ripe
The time is ripe
He’s just my type
I gotta make smoke rings
496
Come out of his pipe
I’ve got to put soul
In his slippers
He’s clean and cool
To love tonight
Day and night
Night and day
I light his lighter
And it’s all right
Here by the fire
I carry the torch
But any minute
She’ll call him up
And make the flames grow higher
But it won’t show
He thinks I’ll never know
He reads the paper
As though I am wrong
But where there’s smoke
There’s fire
All along
The time is ripe
The time is ripe
The time is ripe
The time is ripe
497
It’s My Life You’re Living
It’s my life you’re living
After all is said and done
It’s my love you’re giving
Away to someone
It’s my life you’re living
Day in and day out
It’s my love you’re giving
Around and about
498
A thousand times older
And wiser I see
I’ll never forget
You are part of me
It’s my heart you’re breaking
Into over you
It’s my soul you’re taking
When you say we’re through
But after you leave me
I won’t wither and die
I’ll put a romantic
Smile in my eye
For knowing you taught me
To live for myself
So easy to say for
That’s all I’ve got left
Love’s the Best Adventure I Ever Had
Love’s the best adventure I ever had
Deep sea diving
Racecar driving
High skydiving
499
I ain’t jiving
Water skiing
And snow skiing
Riding horses
Five divorces
Mountain climbing
Writing and rhyming
Russian roulette
No name cigarettes
Moon June walking
Tiger stalking
500
Undercover
Lover to lover
Filthy Rich
Filthy rich to me is living in the lap of luxury
Lord diamonds ain’t made of glass
And fur coats ain’t made of grass
Living in the lap of luxury can get to be a habit to
me
Limousines ain’t built for loafers
501
They made them for the high-class people with
Chauffeurs
I been dreaming ‘bout a top hat husband
Who could love a patriotic narcotic neurotic
A penthouse farewell to welfare
With champagne and caviar
Plenty lousy with money have approached me
To pay my many bills for a cheap thrill
And I hear they got more money than
Carter got little liver pills
The Crown Heads of Europe
From ornate castles in Spain
Blue-blooded sovereigns came
Loyal royals sang love songs
Choraling
Young princes prance
Duke’s dance
Princesses glance
As counts romance
502
Rich ladies
The great Danes of Denmark
The prouds of Poland too
The cream of Czechoslovakia
Rumanian royalty
The king and queen of England
The prime minister of France
The nobility of Sweden and Switzerland
The crown heads of Europe
As they journey to the great Moscow Ball
In honor of Germany
They salute all flags
With guns and officers
And soldiers dressed in red black and gold
A tribute to the crown heads of Europe
As they answer the czar and czarina’s call
In honor of Germany
As they journey to the great Moscow Ball
A Good Man’s Table
I want to share my meals
At a good man’s table
I want to live my life
At a good man’s side
And he doesn’t have to be
The richest man
In the world
To mean the world to me
503
For the wealthiest man on earth
Isn’t worth one cent
Unless he possesses
A heart of purest gold
I want to share my meals
At a good man’s table
I want to live my life
At a good man’s side
You’re the richest man
You mean the world to me
The richest man on earth
Your heart is pure as gold
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Black Bosanova
And love is everywhere
A Caribbean cruise
My body sure could use
O O O O O O O black bosanova
The wind in my hair
The sun in my moon
504
Next vacation day
When I get my check
I’ll avoid the tourist
And dance like a native
I’ll wear my bikini
I’m so glad I bought it
The singing steel drums
Caress the fragrant air
505
The Human Race
The human race
Is takin’ place and ev’rybody’s in it
I’m in the human race
I’m on the mark
Gettin’ set to go win it
Across the finish line
I’m gonna win the prize
Jumpin’ up and down
I’m in the world to win
506
What else is goin’ on
I gotta get there first
I can beat the people
Comin’ fast to pass me
Tryin’ to get ahead
I wanna be on top
Before they end it all
The human race
Is ready to start
I’ve got the confidence
So I can never lose
I’ve got wings on my shoes
Listen to the Baby Cry
Listen to the baby cry
OOOOOO
Listen to the old folks die
OOOOOO
You can’t believe nobody
No matter what they say
I was in a one room flat
507
Down around the where it’s at
When I saw a alley cat
Falling in love
This is hard to face but I
Listened to a baby cry
Seen his mama hush ‘em
Light and nicey nice
There could be a change for those
Made me blow my nasty nose
Better yet guess I suppose
I’m dreamin’
OOOOOO
OOOOOO
Then I’m gonna try
To be somebody
Long as I remember young
Always keep a thought for old
The greatest story ever told
Ain’t just in the Bible
508
The greatest story ever told
Ain’t just in the Bible
Do You Think Human Meat Would Taste Good to
Eat
Do you think human meat would taste good to eat
Would they still shrink a head in the jungle
Up the Amazon River
Got some Bibles to deliver
To a tribe they call
The Head Hunters
You know the cannibal ones
With the poison blow guns
Always hiding on both sides of the river
And those little mean killer fish
509
In the water below
They can eat you up alive
In ten seconds
Do you think human meat would taste good to eat
Would they still shrink a head in the jungle
Up the Amazon River
Got some Bibles to deliver
To a tribe they call
The Head Hunters
But would the primitives kill
Someone of God’s will
Deep in the Amazon jungle
Converting Christians
Ain’t fun when the crocodiles come
And you can’t stop insects and disease
To be a good missionary
It’s necessary to pray
If you want to survive in the jungle
Or you can simply believe
In the cross up your sleeve
And throw all your bullets in the river
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510
Taboo Canary
Taboo canary
Taboo canary
Taboo canary
The fat cat’s in your closet
The cat’s out of the bag
He’s a fat cat with nine lives
He’s a sultan with forty wives
They told him not to have you
But he was sold on you
511
He’ll put you in his parlor
A bird in the hand it’s true
Taboo canary
Fat cat’s got your tongue tonight
Dirty bird’s four letter words
Polly parrot’s teasing you
Taboo canary
Don’t sing your cherry love song blue
Taboo canary
He wants to make a pretty pet of you
Taboo canary
Don’t confine your song of life
Taboo canary
Taboo canary
Taboo canary
Put ‘Em in a Plastic Bag
Put ‘em in a plastic bag
Put ‘em in a paper sack
Count your pennies
You’ve got plenty
So won’t ya
Rob your piggy bank
512
Break the tiny lock
Jingle jangle
Figure an angle oh won’t ya
Pinchin’ pennies baby
I did my best to save ‘em
But I can’t think
I need a drink
So won’t ya
Take ‘em to the liquor store
Look him in the eye
Smile real nice
Don’t forget the ice
And lemons
Oh won’t ya
513
I Love the Daylights Out of You
I love the daylights out of you
I love you in the nighttime too
Yes when the stars are in full view
I hafta meet you in the park
I’ve gotta greet you after dark
Even if it’s only for a lark
You ‘re a married man with little kids
514
Tho’ only God knows what we did
To fall in love and keep it hid
Although my lips are sealed
And my eyes can’t reveal the way I truly feel
When the moon is on the hill
We been sneaking all around after sundown
I love you morning noon and night
Now I can’t sleep or eat a bite
I don’t care if it’s wrong or right
If Loving You Was All I Could Do
If we were on an island
A desert island
In the middle of the
Mediterranean Sea
I would love you
Live to love you
If loving you was all I could do
And if the world ends
Next Friday evening
515
I’d still register us
In the Holiday Inn
So I could love you
I love to love you
If loving you was all
I could do
If all true lovers
Were put in prison
And if being in love was
A sin and a crime
I would love you
Die to love you
Red Brick Wall
Ev’ry time you call
I feel like runnin’ runnin’ through a red brick
wall
You just say jump
And I say how high
516
Anything money can buy
I bet your love
Could make me crawl
Straight through
A thick red brick wall
Down on my bended knees
I’d hafta roll up my sleeves
And do it
I feel like runnin’ runnin’
Through a red brick wall
You Satisfy Me
You could be the one
I love
You satisfy me - - - Be my morning sun
Above me
You satisfy me - - - A life supply of love
517
Is all I’ll ever need
A love that’s satisfaction guaranteed - - - You could be the one
I love
You satisfy me - - - The one and only one
I dream of
You satisfy me - - - My breasts upon your chest
I must confess
You satisfy me
Each secret part of you
Makes me admit it’s true
You satisfy me
Here comes sweet ecstasy
Wonder what’s come over me
You satisfy me
I’ve never known such love
And I thank God above
You satisfy me
______Top______
518
Queenie
Queenie I’m crowning you
Queen of my heart it’s true
I crown you Queenie
Queen of the kingdom of my love
Queenie come share my throne
Like it was your very own
I crown you Queenie
519
Good as gold is the treasure
I will give you
Just surrender your treasure to me
You deserve a palace
Would you love a palace
With me Queenie
Queenie be my love queen
Together we’ll reign supreme
In love land’s royal majesty
Queenie don’t make me bow
You rule my soul right now
I crown you Queenie
I crown you Queenie
I crown you Queenie
I crown you Queenie
I crown you Queenie
I crown you Queenie
I crown you Queenie
520
Aunt Jemima
Get off the box Aunt Jemima
Uncle Ben wants his breakfast in bed
Tell the little white girl with the umbrella
To help you open the refrigerator
Get off your box Aunt Jemima
521
Get off the shelf Aunt Jemima
Uncle Ben be the marrying kind
Get off the shelf Aunt Jemima
Uncle Ben be the marrying kind
Make your big eyes flash
Make your big eyes flutter
Make your red hot lips
Melt ice-cold butter
Don’t Pull the Rug out From Under Me
Don’t pull the rug out from under me
I’m falling head over heels in love
And don’t sweep me under the rug
Here lately you been walking all over me
Tracking wall to wall misery
Don’t pull the rug
From under me
522
Roll out a red carpet straight to your heart
I wanna take a magic carpet ride
But you’ve got me pacing the floor
And that unwelcome mat is outside your door
I’m falling head over heels in love
And don’t sweep me under the rug
I Spoke Too Soon
Son of a gun
I jumped the gun
Too soon cocoon
I spoke too soon
Son of a gun
I jumped the gun
Too soon cocoon
I spoke too soon
523
I spoke too soon
When I said love was over
But they say actions speak
Louder than words
I woke in love
The first light of this morning
Then I remembered
I said we were through
Son of a gun
I jumped the gun
Too soon cocoon
I spoke too soon
Son of a gun
I jumped the gun
Too soon cocoon
I spoke too soon
Well I guess I’d better
Change my tune
Yes I think we best
Talk it all over
And I’ll never say good-bye again
I’ll just speak out of love
From my heart and my soul
Body and mind
I spoke too soon
When I said I’d forget you
524
As your nude image
Invaded my brain
I sat on the bed
Where we once lay
Together
Then it was obvious
My words were all wrong
Son of a gun
I jumped the gun
Too soon cocoon
I spoke too soon
Son of a gun
I jumped the gun
Too soon cocoon
I spoke too soon
Lickin’ Harry’s Hairy Lips of Love
Lickin’ Harry’s hairy lips of love
Lovely long eye lashes
Over Harry’s hairy eyes
Gorgeous girls go crazy
Over Harry’s hairy eyes
525
Men hate them
Handsome Harry’s
Hairy eyes
They hypnotize a woman’ eyes
Harry’s hairy eyes are wise
Down around his bearded mouth
Licking Harry’s hairy lips
Ladies faint and forget themselves
Licking Harry’s hairy lips
Many bite them
Handsome Harry’s hairy lips
His kiss is bliss
Women can’t resist
526
Honey Woman
Honey Woman Honey Woman
Honey woman sweet down
To the bone
Made me leave
Both sugar and spice alone
Honey woman where you keep
Your honey hid
Honey woman
Let’s flip your honey lid
527
Honey woman
You made the sweetest
Lovin’ naturally
You whisper honey
Coated honey
Honey honey
All the time
Honey woman
They call you honey chile
Honey woman
They say your honey’s wild
Honey woman
Don’t sting no thing on me
Honey woman just be my honey bee
Honey woman you made the sweetest
Love organically
I’m a drone pollinating
The comb
Honey woman
Beekeeper’s daughter
Share my
Home sweet home
Honey lips honey looks
I’m honey stuck
& honey hooked
Honey woman make a flower
From a strong oak tree
528
Honey woman drip pure honey
Love on me
Honey woman spread
Your honey power ‘round
Honey woman ounce for ounce
And pound for pound
Honey woman
Let your sweetness
Stick to me
My love thrives
In your hive
That’s no jive
Honey woman
She bee buzzin’
Swarm all over me
Honey buns honey bunch
Nature’s nectar
Elixir lunch
529
Absent-Minded Mr. Love
Absent-minded Mr. Love
Did you forget my heart again
Where is the one I’m dreaming of
Don’t take so long to call on me
I’ve been lonely
I’ve been blue
But most of all
I’m sick and tired
Of missing you
530
In the coldness of each night
Throughout the dullness of the day
I look for signs to find out
If you’re really there
But it’s your bad bad memory
That keeps you far away from me
I guess that’s why you can’t
Remember about me
Can you recall when I was young
And you promised me you’d come
But now I’m older and I
Might have slipped your mind
If you ever think of me
I’ll be waiting patiently
Tie a string around your finger
To remind you constantly
531
The Merry-Go-Round of Love
When you ride ride ride
Ride ride ride on
The merry-go-round of love
Side by side by side
By side on
Gitty up at a gallop
Sittin’ tall in the saddle
Hand in hand
On pretty painted ponies
Plenty people being phonies
If they want to
532
‘Round and ‘round
In a circle
Up and down
It’s a miracle
In motion
I’ve got a pocketful of tickets
While the cotton candies
Ice cream in the clouds
When you ride ride
Ride ride ride on
Side by side by side
By side on the
Merry-go-round of love
Well I knew that you
Would take me out
The moment that
I met you
Underneath the moon above
We can kiss and hug
Life’s a carnival
A circus and the state fair
It’s a picnic at the park
In the April early spring
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533
Sand Castle
We can build a love sand castle
Beside the sea
We can build a love sand castle
To last eternally
If the beach is overcrowded
I’ve got a perfect spot
Where we can build a love sand castle
And make love a lot
In the sands of time
Swear forever you’ll be mine
Let our hearts entwine
534
And we don’t need to spend
One thin dime
As the waves of love come crashing
The tide comes in
Your love is warmer than
The sunshine
Beaming down on my skin
Someday you’ll build a love sand castle
Made of steel
When your dream
Comes true
You promised me a palace for real
The Secret of Santa Monica
The secret of Santa Monica
Is I wanna be a superstar
I wanna have my name in lights
So bright you can’t tell day from night
That’s the secret of Santa Monica
If my one in a million dream comes true
I’ll have a million to spend on you
But ain’t it a low down dirty shame
One million people feel the same
I waved at the sea
535
And the sea waved back at me
I reached for the beach
But the beach was out of reach
As fame and fortune can be
The secret of Santa Monica
Is maybe I wandered out too far
Drowning my troubles in a bar
Worrying over where you are
Blue Black Baritone
(Female Version)
You were the high note of my love life
Now like a saxophone
How you moan
All because you couldn’t sing love songs
I chose a red hot golden slide trombone
And you’re a blue-black baritone
Because your beautiful arrangements gone
You were my music my sweet love song
Be black forever
But you’ll be blue ‘til you
Can sing love songs to me
536
Blue-black baritone
Your beautiful arrangements gone
I chose a red-hot golden slide trombone
‘Til you can sing love songs to me
Soft violins and happy drums
And angel choir will hum
When your sad song returns on key
Then you can croon a lover’s melody
I Heard a Moan in Memphis
I heard a moan
I heard a moan in Memphis
The day that Martin Luther King got killed
I heard a moan a soulful moan in Memphis
And I guess I always will
OO OO OO OO WH O O A
I heard a scream
I heard a scream in Dallas
The day that John F. Kennedy got shot
Deep in the heart of Texas
537
That I never ever have forgot
I heard a shout way out in L.A.
When good Bobby Kennedy died
I heard a shout right out of the mind in L.A.
And then I heard all the people cry
And then I heard the whole world pray
I heard a moan in Memphis
I heard a shout out in old L.A.
And then I heard the whole world pray
538
Secretariat the Handsome Horse
Secretariat the handsome horse
Born to ride born to run
Born to win and win again
Stay out in front and never trip
The jockey never used his whip
His triple crown is history
He won for you
He won for me
So that the world could plainly see
539
He ran the race so gracefully
His owner smiled
She jumped for joy
His trainer grinned
So proud of him
Will he retire
Nipped in the bud
Put out to pasture
Turned out to stud
Yes he can run the winner’s course
The stable boy could surely be
Where he gets his energy
A carrot here some sugar there
His stallion spirit is everywhere
540
Rainbow Eyes
I’ve got rainbow eyes for you
Behind deep dark glasses
I’m blue
From crying over you
I had happy eyes before
I saw a storm brewing
In yours
Now when it rains it pours
I look in the mirror
And watch as the colors
Begin to blend
I’m searching for answers
To questions
541
But dark clouds cover my
Rainbow’s end
Guess I’ll have rainbow eyes
Until
The gleam in your eyes
Reveal
Our pot of gold is real
Rainbow eyes
Cloudy skies
Oh yes I’ve got
Rainbow eyes for you
The Same Ol’ Boat
We all in the same ol’ boat
Sailing on the same ol’ sea
Sometimes it's calm and sometimes it's stormy
Some folks just rock the boat
'Cause they can swim and float
One day they'll write a note. . . S.O.S. in a bottle
When the same ol’ boat sinks
And the radio's on the blink
When the captain and crew can't think
Good God almighty . . . .I wonder
Rich people going overboard
Poor people can't afford
To buy life jackets
542
So they go down under
Don't sail upon a pirate ship
And search in vain
For booty
Stand tall out on the deck of life
Making love your duty
A great ship lost out in the night
Found the ice gigantic
‘Tis not a sailor's salty tale
‘Twas on the old Titanic
Somebody cried land ahoy
Young mother screamed . . . .save my boy
Old man went down three times
And drown forgotten
Politician spoke for himself
Didn't help nobody else
`Cause he was scared to death
He knew the boat was rotten
_____Top_____
543
Dead in the Bed
I wouldn’t of gotten up on the wrong
Side of the bed
To revive our love alive again
Side of the bed
Dead in the bed
Good-bye sleepy head
That’s what the note
That I wrote you read
Ain’t no need to try
Early in the mornin’
To do it and die
I’m givin’ you a warnin’
544
Our love is dead
Stone cold dead in the bed
Once our love was full of life
Baby baby
And I was proud to be your wife
Honey honey
Now pleasures turnin’ into pain
Sugar sugar sugar
Revive our love alive again
Side of the bed
To revive out love alive again
Side of the bed
Dead in the bed
Good-bye sleepy head
That’s what the note
That I wrote you read
Ain’t no need to try
To do it and die
Our love is dead
Stone cold dead in the bed
545
_______Top______
DISCOMOTION
546
Discomotion
Title
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
Written
Copyright
Date &No.
Page
No.
1. Euphoria
‘79
Pau.1-494-693 ’91 547
‘79
Pau.1-494-693 ’91 549
‘77
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 551
‘81
Pau.1-494-693 ’91 553
‘79
Pau.1-494-693 ’91 555
‘79
Pau.1-494-693 ’91 557
‘79
Pau.1-494-693 ’91 560
‘79
Pau.1-494-693 ’91 562
‘79
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 565
2. When Will Love Rub Off On Me
3. Hot Foot
4. Disco Valley
5. Night Blood
6. Disco Wife
7. Who Said That Rock & Roll is Dead
8. Active Annie
9. Discomotion
547
10. Slow Drag at the Disco
‘79
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 567
‘78
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 569
‘69
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 571
11. I Hear the Music D-I-S-C-O
12. Goin’ Tone Deaf Gettin’ Stone Blind
Euphoria
When in a funk
I concentrate
Just like a monk
I meditate
I just lay back
And close my eyes
I think of you
I’m mesmerized
As in a dream
I see your face
We’re dancing in
Some disco place
Two so in love
Heaven’s above
Euphoria
Euphoria
548
The way I feel
Is so unreal
I thrill so much
Your tender touch
As sweet as bliss
Each time we kiss
Euphoria
Euphoria
I get high as the sky
And go disco
Disco music
And disco lights
I get high as the sky
And go disco crazy
In the night
But I’ve never been out
To a disco
No I’ve never had a
Disco date
But I feel I could
Dance just great
In my euphoric state
Euphoria
Euphoria
549
Euphoria
Euphoria
When Will Love Rub Off On Me
When will love rub
Off on me
When will love rub
Off on me
Rub my nose
With an Eskimos
When will love rub off
On me
When will love rub
Off on me
When will love rub
Off on me
I rub elbows
Down at the disco
When will love rub
Off on me
550
I want someone to
Rub against my
Magic lamp of love
I need someone to
Start a fire
Like when two rocks
Are rubbed
Send me someone
To get close to
As the three men in a
Tub
When will love rub
Off on me
When will love rub
Off on me
When will love rub
Off on me
When you say
I rub you the right
Way
Then will love rub
Then will love rub
That’s when love
551
Will
Rub off on me
Hot Foot
Hot foot
A hot foot
I got a hot foot
A hot foot
A hot foot
My baby gave me a
Hot foot
A hot foot
While I was sleeping
A hot foot
A hot foot
She wants to burn it
Into
Ashes and soot
All nightlong
552
I went to see her
For some romance
Per chance
But all she wanted to do
Was dance
Just dance dance dance
Dance dance
All nightlong
Just like a match
To my feet
I caught on fire
To the beat
I jumped up
And held her tight
She kissed my hot foot
And made it right
Now I got me a hot foot
A hot foot
The music gives me
A hot foot
A hot foot
At the disco
I can’t stay put
All nightlong
553
Disco Valley
Ev’rybody’s gone
To Disco valley
Ev’ryone’s movin’
To Disco town
The discos on
In Disco valley
And ev’ryone’s home
Has surround sound
Disco valley
Sleep all day
Dance all night
Eat a bite
Let sex excite
Your appetite
Down in Disco valley
554
______Yodel______
Disco valley
Constant beat
Party hearty
Body heat
Music mellow
Is the treat
Down in Disco valley
______Yodel______
Do the dip
Oh oh oh
Shake your hips
Oh oh oh
Take a ride
On the disco tip
Oh - - - - Yeah
Slip and slide
Oh oh oh
In your ride
Oh oh oh
Go where the boo-tay
People abide
Disco valley
In L.A.
Dancers in the
Street
555
They say
24/7 music
Plays
Down in Disco
Valley
______Yodel______
Night Blood
Night blood
Night blood
Night blood
Night blood
I’ve got night blood
Flowin’ in my veins
I’m a night person
And I hope you feel the
Same
I’m not tired
I’m inspired
To dance until the dawn
Would you like
A transfusion
556
While other people sleep
Like a vampire from
The shadows
I will leap
I’m gonna grab you
I’ve got to have you
Until the early mornin’
Light
And I need some love
Tonight
Night blood love flood
Comes all over me
Night blood love flood
When I look and see
That it’s evenin’
When I’m leavin’
For a disco all night
Long
That’s the right blood
I hope your blood type
Ain’t wrong
_______Top_______
557
Disco Wife
Disco wife
I love you so
But baby why do
Ya have to go
Why do you leave
At midnight
Ev’ry time
Disco wife
I followed you
But you left me
In the blue
Why do you leave
At midnight
Ev’ry time
You’re a disco
Cinderella
558
If there ever was
One
Am I your true
Prince Charming
Why are you on the
Run
Well the clock is
Striking ten now
As the evening
Fades away
Around about
Eleven thirty
You’re gonna make
Your get away
Why do you leave
At midnight
Why do you leave
At midnight
Why do you leave
At midnight
Ev’ry time
Dish pan hands
559
And dirty diapers
Kids crying
All daylong
A husband watching
Football
Then you heard
My disco song
I’m a dancer
And romancer
We could have
A lot of fun
But if you get home
Half past midnight
Your ol’ man’s
Got a gun
That’s why you leave
At midnight
At midnight
At midnight
Ev’ry time
560
Who Said That Rock & Roll is Dead
Who said that rock &
Roll
Is dead
Roll
Had passed away
Who said let’s bury
That old beat
Roll
Was dyin’ out on the
Street
Now rock & roll ain’t
Around
But I love it
Good ol’ rock & roll
561
Disco came along to
Push & shove it
Good ol’ rock & roll
I need a blast from
The past
Can’t get enough
Of it
Oh my soul
That good ol’ rock &
Roll
I’m gonna turn off
Disco radio
Rock & roll
I ain’t gonna go
Out to no damn disco
Rock & roll
I’m gonna play those
Old records
That I know
From the 50’s
& the 60’s
I ain’t gonna dance
To this brand-new
Disco beat
Rock & roll
I ain’t gonna even
Pat my two feet
562
Rock & roll
All I wanna do
Right now is reminisce
About the days when
Rock & roll was in
The top ten
______Top______
Active Annie
I wish that I was
Seventeen
Then we could really
Make
A love scene
If I was young
Enough to bend
And wrap around
And ‘round again
I’d put your leg
Around my neck
I’d make a muscle
And connect
Your pretty head
Upon my chest
563
Active Annie
Your freaky fanny
Active Annie
You’re so uncanny
You make the scene
With ev’ry man
But I understand
I wish that love
Was but a disco
And makin’ love
Was but a dance
I wish that we could
Dance together
And turn the boogie
To romance
I heard that you don’t
Think I’m shoddy
I’m in a lather for
Your body
Before somebody else
Cuts in
_______Chorus_______
They say that disco’s
Just a fad
564
And soon we’ll all
Get tired of dancing
I’m old enough to be
Your dad
I’ll give you love
And high financing
I know you still
See younger guys
But I’ll keep
Practicing my step
Underneath the covers
Finger poppin’
Pills of pep
______Chorus______
565
Discomotion
Discomotion
Discomotion
Discomotion
Discomotion
This is Dr. Disco
You better boogie tonight
Until the crack of dawnin’
I can’t help you now
I’m sleepy and I’m yawnin’
Take two Chaka Khans
And call me in the mornin’
566
Discomotion
Party hearty
Discomotion
Shake your bootay
Discomotion
Funky music
Discomotion
Date with Judy
________Top________
This is Dr. Disco
I’m going off duty
You got ants in your pants
And cancer of the boo-tay
All y’all wall flowers
Get a disco date with Judy
She’s a dancin’ fool
So when you’re feelin’ moody
567
Slow Drag at the Disco
You know I cry my eyes
Out
Ev’ry single solitary
Night
I cry my eyes out
Don’t seem like our
Love
Will turn out right
I’m lonely
For you only
And it’s a slow drag
At the disco tonight
Friends ask me
How’s my hustle
But since you’ve been
Gone
568
I sit alone
And I don’t move a
Muscle
Unless per chance
To dance back our
Romance
I’m lonely
For you only
At the disco tonight
Slow drag at the
Disco
Goin’ down
Just because you
Are not around
We use to be bumpin’
This joint was jumpin’
‘Til you started
Somethin’
With a new boogie
Man uptown
And now I cry my
Eyes out
Ev’ry single solitary
Night
I cry my eyes out
Don’t seem like our
Love
569
Will turn out right
I’m lonely
For you only
At the disco
Slow drag at the
Disco
It’s a slow drag
At the disco
Tonight
I Hear the Music D-I-S-C-O
Wham bam a lama lama
Hunka bunka boom
(Repeat 4 times)
Do re mi fa so la ti do
I hear the music
D-I-S-C-O
I hear the music
And it sounds so good
I hear the music
Funky like I should
I hear the music
That I’m dreamin’ of
Sweet soul music
And it sounds like love
I hear the music
And it feels so fine
570
I hear the music
Gonna make you mine
______Top______
I could shout it right
Out
While we dance
Baby I’ve got romance
In my pants
But I boogie my body
Around
In a trance over you
I’ve been listenin’
Out
For a voice
I’ve been waitin’ to
Fast dance
By choice
I want excitin’
Music
Where the beat never
Loses the thrill
_____Chorus_____
571
Goin’ Tone Deaf Gettin’ Stone Blind
Goin’ tone deaf
Gettin’ stone blind
When you dance to the
Music
I can’t hear what they’re
Playin’
Goin’ tone deaf
When you romance to
The music
I can’t see what you’re
Sayin’
Even a deaf mute can hear
The things you whisper
In his ear
Even a blind man can see
The evil things you do
To me
572
Music
Although the band is
Playin’
Music
I can’t see what you’re sayin’
In my mind he’s a rover
And I saw him look you
Over
Then he came across
And asked
If you would dance
And you said yes
I’m goin’ tone deaf
Music
Glad I can’t hear what
They’re playin’
Goin’ tone deaf
When you romance to the
Music
I can’t see what you’re
Sayin’
573
Except in my mind
MOM N’ POP
574
Mom N’ Pop
Title
1.
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
Written
Copyright
Page
Date &No.
No.
Tan Your Hide
‘77
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 576
‘77
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 579
‘77
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 581
‘76
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 582
’78
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 585
‘77
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 587
‘78
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 589
‘77
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 591
‘77
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 593
‘77
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 595
‘77
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 597
‘78
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 599
2. Albert Einstein
3.
Simpatico
4.
In New Orleans Old New Orleans
5.
Only Love
(Solamente Amor)
6.
Festivals of Love
7. The Vices are the Spices
8. Bloody Jack the Ripper
9.
Sweet Nothing
10. Hey Man
11. Like Siamese Twins
12. Lowdown Love
13. A Funky Thing
575
‘77
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 603
‘77
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 605
‘77
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 607
‘77
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 610
14. I Am an Alien
15. A Glass of Sex A Cup of Love
16. Strange Bedfellows
Title
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
Written
Copyright
Date &No.
Page
No.
17. Overnight
’78
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 613
‘77
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
616
‘78
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
619
‘74
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
621
‘77
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
624
‘79
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
627
‘78
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
629
‘77
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
631
‘77
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
633
‘77
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
635
‘77
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
636
‘77
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
637
18. It’s a John Brown Dirty Shame
19. Calliope Lady
20. The Funk Gon’ Hit the Fan
21. Mellow Mountain
22. Deer Hunting
23. I’m in Kilter
24. Black Irish Mexicali Rose
25. Ev’rybody Loves Music
26. I Love It
27. Have a Nice Day Love
28. I’m a Little Mixed Up
29. I Don’t Know How Many Times You Broke My Heart
‘77
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
639
‘77
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
641
‘77
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 642
30. You Make me Feel For Real
31. Footsteps of a Family
576
32. De Language of Love
‘77
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
644
’77
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 645
33. We Saw the Sea Serpent
Tan Your Hide
Children laughing
Playing kid games
Tan your hide
Topless ladies
Hot sunbabies
Tan your hide
Dune buggies at low tide
Strip down let’s take a joy ride
By the seaside
Tan your hide
Tan your hide
Down by the stagnant ocean
I’ve got a love tan lotion
Bona fide to tan your hide
Tan your hide
Tan your hide
In the noon day sun
Tan your hide
Tan your hide
‘Til the moontide comes
Rollin’ in
577
Tan your hide
Tan your hide
We can start a fire
Tan your hide
Burning up
With red hot desire
Sea gulls dolphins
Sharks eat humans
Tan your hide
Choppers and yachts
Haves and have-nots
Tan your hide
Hang gliders slowly glide
While surfboards
Slip and slide
Get southern fried
And tan your hide
Tan your hide
Buried in dirty sand
Beach beauty and muscle man
Forget your pride
And tan your hide
578
Tan your hide
Tan your hide
Where the sun don’t shine
Tan your hide
Tan your hide
Pay no never mine
To people watching
Tan your hide
In greasy water
Under smoggy sky
Tan your hide
Tan your hide
‘Til you’re satisfied
579
Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein
He could really blow your mind
Albert Einstein was a genius
Ev’rybody knows
He discovered E equals MC²
He split an atom in mid-air
Albert Einstein had a mathematician’s mind
Multiplying and sub-dividing all the time
Albert Einstein was a blessing to mankind
Albert Einstein had a theory of relativity
In his laboratory dreary
He’d smoke his pipe so peacefully
Albert Einstein had a mathematician’s mind
Multiplying and sub-dividing all the time
580
Albert Einstein was a blessing to mankind
He had the great presence of mind
To theorize light years in time
Astronomical amounts
He could brainstorm space and count
A cyclotron was in his head
Of nuclear physics
Future dead
He’d calibrate the
Drops of rain
In a tropic hurricane
Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein
581
Simpatico
Simpatico you love someone
Simpatico shines like the sun
Simpatico I love Simpatico
Oh
Simpatico I hope it’s me
Simpatico this love I see
Oh
Simpatico kiss me kiss me
Simpatico miss me miss me
Simpatico hold me hold me
Lover understand
Simpatico touch me touch me
Simpatico tell me tell me
Simpatico want me want me
Forever this way
Hey
Simpatico can make you blush
Simpatico can make blood rush
Oh
Simpatico is love in bloom
Simpatico can fill the room
Oh
582
In New Orleans Old New Orleans
In New Orleans
Old New Orleans
Louisiana town
In New Orleans
Old New Orleans
Shrimp gumbo
By the pound
In New Orleans
Old New Orleans
I met you
At the Mardi Gras
In New Orleans
Old New Orleans
I don’t know
Who you are
We danced all night
Made love all day
Then you went away
I never did
Unmask your face
Your name you
Didn’t say
583
You said you’d
Meet me
At the church
You left me
In a lurch
In New Orleans
Old New Orleans
You made my love
Come down
In New Orleans
Old New Orleans
I feel just like
A clown
In New Orleans
Old New Orleans
Louisiana town
In New Orleans
Old New Orleans
Shrimp gumbo
By the pound
In New Orleans
Old New Orleans
I met you
At the Mardi Gras
584
In New Orleans
Old New Orleans
I don’t know
Who you are
In New Orleans
Old New Orleans
You made my love
Come down
In New Orleans
Old New Orleans
I feel just like
A clown
585
Only Love
Only love can take me
Only love can make or break me
Love it’s only your sweet love
Only love forsakes me
Only love can wake and shake me
Love it’s only love
Only love is satisfaction
Only love’s a gut reaction
Only love can thrill me
Only love can goose bump chill me
Love it’s only love
I felt so way sad
So sick and tired bad
That I didn’t give a damn
Hard feelings shot through me
Things lost love did to me
And made me the fool I am
586
My love life was glummer
Than dog days of summer
Heartache and loneliness
Bring
Late autumn wind blowing
Cold winter night snowing
Then you changed my world
To spring
Only love can soothe me
Only love can move and groove me
Only love can cure me
Only love can reassure me
Only love can set me free
587
Festivals of Love
Why don’t you come high
Off the mountain
Set your spirit free
Why don’t you come low
From the valley
And join the jubilee
And you will be wild
As the ocean
In celebrations of
Carnivals and jubilees
And festivals of love
Festivals of love
Jubilees and carnivals
I believe in festivals
Of love
Ev’ryday’s a holiday
And each night’s a
Cabaret
When the whole wide
World’s
A festival of love
588
Festivals of love
Angels singing up above
Confetti floats like
Snowflakes in the air
Church bells ring and chime
In this happy dream
Mine
As I dance with you
Through festivals of
Love
589
The Vices are the Spices
The vices are the spices
Of life oh girl
The vices are the spices of
Life
Of ev’rything nice
Life
If ev’rything good is bad
And ev’rything bad is good
To ya baby
Of life oh girl
Of life
Ev’rything I like is taboo
Oh boy
Ev’rything that I want to do
Oh boy
Ev’rything that I do
With you
590
To ya baby
Of ev’rything nice
Of love baby
Love
And you know what I’m speaking
Of baby
I’m speaking of the spices
Of love
To ya baby
Love baby
Of love
591
Bloody Jack the Ripper
Bloody Jack Jack Jack
Jack the Ripper
Jack the Ripper
Jack the Ripper
Bloody Jack
Would grab a hag and grip her
In the London fog of 1888
Pulling down his zipper
On the little black bag he
Had so full of hate
______Top_______
Took his knife to strip her
Then he loved to shove it in and out
Escaped ‘cause he was hipper
But I know who he is now
Without a doubt
______Top_______
592
Drank ginger beer ate kippers
As he wrote a Sherlock Holmes mystery
Was a cloak and dagger dripper
He was Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Secretly
________Top_______
593
Sweet Nothing
Sweet nothing
Sweetheart baby darling dear
Sweet nothing
Sweet talk you know I love to hear
Sweet nothing
Sweet as music to my ear
Sweet nothing
Sweet nothing
Sweet nothing
Sweet nothing
In one ear and out the other
Sweet nothing
Sweet stuff between two happy lovers
Sweet nothing
Secrets whispered under the covers
Sweet nothing
Sweet nothing
Sweet nothing
Sweet nothing
I heard that sexy thing you said
Sweet nothing
Words used only in the bed
Sweet nothing
The ones that make my face turn red
594
Sweet nothing
Sweet nothing
Sweet nothing
Sweet nothing
When you called me on the phone
Sweet nothing
I love your voice
I love your tone
Sweet nothing
Like ice cream
In a cone
Sweet nothing
Sweet nothing
Sweet nothing
Hey Man
595
Hey man
You dropped a load
Hey man
A heavy load
People stepping on your business
In the street
People stepping on your business
In the street
Hey man
You dropped a load
Hey man
A heavy load
It’s your future in the middle
Of the road
It’s your future in the middle
Of the road
Well your brother won’t help you
Well your sister won’t help you
Well your father won’t help you
Well your mother won’t help you
Well your children won’t help you
Well your friends won’t help you
Well your people won’t help you
Won’t nobody help you
Hey man
You dropped a load
596
Hey man
A heavy load
And the one you love is laying
On the ground
And the one you love is laying
On the ground
______Top______
Like Siamese Twins
597
Like Siamese twins
We’re closer than
Just puppy love
We’re more than friends
Like Siamese twins
We’ll never break
We’ll never part
Or separate
Like Siamese twins
Through thick and thin
We’ll be together
‘Til the end
Like Siamese twins
We can’t escape
We’re both connected
At the skin
Chang and Eng
Had a thing
A freaky thing
From east Siam
Like Siamese twins
Joined at the hips
We’re stuck together
At the lips
And cheek to cheek
And soul to soul
598
So close you sneeze
I catch a cold
Attached so tight
Linked side by side
Like Siamese twins
Until we die
Ain’t nowhere that you
Can go
Without me
(Like Siamese twins)
I’m stuck to you
Like cement glue
You can’t ever break
Yourself away
No matter how you
Twist
And turn I’ll stay
_____Top_____
Lowdown Love
599
Lowdown love
Icky slimy oushy
Gushy and grimy
Lowdown love
Icky slimy oushy
Gushy and grimy
Lowdown love
Icky slimy oushy
Gushy and grimy
Lowdown love
Icky slimy oushy
Gushy and grimy
Lowdown love
Icky slimy oushy
Gushy and grimy
Lowdown love
Icky slimy oushy
Gushy and grimy
Lowdown love
Icky slimy oushy
Gushy and grimy
Lowdown love
Icky slimy oushy
600
Gushy and grimy
Your lowdown love
Makes us blush in the
Bed
Your lowdown lovin’
Makes us give each other head
Your lowdown lovin’
I’m a twitch and twitter
Too
Baby please don’t stop it
Uh huh uh huh uh huh
Nasty
Mom n’ Pop
Lowdown love is
So good in the mornin’
When ya break it on
Down now
Common without a warnin’
Your lowdown love
Gets it up to the limit
Stretch it out
Bruise & bend it
Oh yeah
It’s the bottom of the
Barrel
_______Top______ (Lowdown Love 2 times)
We made love in a tent
The man outside
601
Said freaks ten cent
Your love’s so appalling
So indecent pretty
Baby
Black pubic hair
I declare
Things you do
Would be God awful if the
Preacher knew
Oh - - - Sodom n’ Gomorrah
Lowdown love
When we’re joined at the groin
I get down in the
Gutter with you
We waller in the squalor
Lowdown love
Lowdown love
Lowdown love
Lowdown love
Mmm - - The lower you go
All the way down
You go down so low
You down on the floor
You put on a show
Your love’s beneath low
602
It’s deep n’ slow-mo
A lover’s limbo
Whatever I want
You never say no
You outlaw bimbo
Taboo so n’ so
Freak head to toe
You bottom porno
Lowdown love
Lowdown love
Lowdown love
A Funky Thing
603
I got a funky thing
At home just a waitin’
For me
I got a funky thing
For me
I got a funky thing
A funky thing at home
Lovin’ hatin’
A funky thing at home
Just a waitin’ for me
I got a funky thing
At home it’s a quarter
To three
I got a funky thing
At home it’s a quarter
To three
I got a funky thing
In her underwear
Cold cream on her face
Pin curlers in her hair
In a raggedy saggy baggy
Robe she wears
I got a funky thing
I got a funky thing
604
I got a funky thing
I got a funky thing
I got a funky thing
I got a funky thing
I got a funky thing
I got a funky thing
I got a funky thing
At home when I open
The door
I got a funky thing
At home when I open
The door
I got a funky thing
Sayin’ where you been
She hit me on the head
With the rollin’ pin
Because I’m just now
Comin’ in at this hour
I got a funky thing
I got a funky thing
I got a funky thing
I got a funky thing
I Am an Alien
605
I am an alien
(I am an alien)
I’m from another world
(I’m from another world)
I walk and talk like
You do
I’m on earth just for
You
(I’m on earth just for
You)
I’m alien to touch
(I’m alien to touch)
I’m alien to kiss
(I’m alien to kiss)
I’m alien to hold you
Although you must resist
(Although you must resist)
I’m a U.F.O. in your city
I’m an outer space visitor
In town
And my mission is to
Destroy your planet
Unless we fool around
(Unless we fool around)
I am an alien
606
(I am an alien)
I’m from a distant star
(I’m from a distant star)
I’m in a flying saucer
It’s true
Just to be where you are
(Just to be where you are)
I’m alien to love
(I’m alien to love)
I’m alien to hug
(I’m alien to hug)
Yes I’ll be something
Different for you
Under the sun above
(Under the sun above)
______Bridge_______
______Last Verse____
I am an alien
I am an alien
I am an alien
I am an alien
A Glass of Sex a Cup of Love
A glass of sex
Uh huh
607
A cup of love
Uh huh
Which will satisfy
You baby
Sex or love
A glass of sex
Uh huh
A cup of love
Uh huh
One’s the devil’s brew
The other’s heaven above
A glass of sex
Uh huh
A cup of love
Uh huh
Taste a sample from the
Fountain
You dream of
A glass of sex
Uh huh
A cup of love
Uh huh
Drink them both
You’ll tear the
Feathers
608
Off a dove
A glass of sex
Uh huh
A cup of love
Uh huh
Woman welcome to the
Well of sex and love
A glass of sex
Uh huh
A cup of love
Uh huh
Which will satisfy
You baby
Which will sho’ nuff
Drive you crazy
Which will baby
Don’t mean maybe
Sex or love
A glass of sex
Uh huh
A cup of love
Uh huh
A glass of sex
Uh huh
A cup of love
609
Uh huh
A glass of sex
Uh huh
A cup of love
Uh huh
A glass of sex
Uh huh
A cup of love
Uh huh
Strange Bedfellows
Strange bedfellows
Your eyes are red
Your hair is blue
610
I met you at the city
Zoo
We’re strange bedfellows
Like Minnie Mouse
And Donald Duck
We’re push and shove
We’re nip and tuck
As Ginger Rogers
Fred Astaire
Touch dancing in our
Underwear
And we’re gonna make
Some honky tonk love
Tonight
Strange bedfellows
We’re dynamite and
Cigarettes
Good-bye cruel world
With no regrets
You’re insecure
I’m self-assured
You can’t hold on
I can’t hold back
611
Like Superman
And Lois Lane
Kick kryptonite to
Love again
Some honky tonk
Love tonight
Under a full moon
We fell in love under
A full moon
The winds were howling
And rain was beginning
To fall
The magic of your kiss
Changed my mind ‘bout
The weather
The thrill of your touch
Made it a wonderful day
_______Top_______
Tonight
612
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
Overnight
I went from lonely
To good lovin’
Overnight
613
I went from heartache
To sweet kisses
Overnight
A man and wife can
Love a lifetime
And never get it right
But I got lucky
‘Cause we made love
Overnight
I changed my crying eyes
To laughter
Overnight
And I replaced the blues
With love songs
Overnight
I never thought two
Smiling strangers
Could see love at
First sight
Until it happened
To me sudden
Overnight
Overnight was all
614
It took
And all I need
Overnight success
In love
Always succeeds
I’ll take a long chance
On our romance
Overnight
Lovers should get to
Know each other
Overnight
I’m glad we did it
I’ll admit it
Here in the morning
Light
I feel so good
Because we made love
I feel so good
Because it’s true love
615
I feel so good
Because we shared
Love
Overnight
It’s a John Brown Dirty Shame
It’s a John Brown
Dirty shame
OOO
616
I - - - really love you
So much
OOO
I - - - really thrill to
Your touch
OOO
I’m - - - really caught
In your clutch
You almost drive
Me mad
It’s a John Brown
Dirty shame
OOO
It’s a John Brown
Dirty shame
OOO
I - - - hunger so for your
Kiss
OOO
At night I long for
Your lovin’ I miss
OOO
All day I dream of those
Moments of bliss
And the heartache hurts
So bad
617
It’s a John Brown dirty shame
OOO
It’s a John Brown dirty shame
OOO
I - - - I’d be a slave for your
Love
OOO
Just smile and call
Out my name lovey dove
OOO
I - - - I’m so weak
When push
Comes to shove
I gave you all I had
It’s a John Brown
Dirty shame
OOOOO
It’s a John Brown
Dirty shame
OOOOO
618
It’s a John Brown
Dirty shame
OOOOO
Calliope Lady
When the carnival came
To town
With a cotton candy sound
619
Ferris wheels were spinning
‘Round
Calliope lady
Play a pretty melody
Charm the birds
Right off the tree
Make her fall in love
With me
Calliope lady
When we rode the carousel
Life was young
And love was swell
In this dream world
Where you dwell
Calliope lady
I was handsome in my prime
When the carnival cost a dime
Back when romance
Was sublime
Calliope lady
We were sweethearts
On parade
At the old penny arcade
When we heard your
Music played
620
Calliope lady
Play it anytime at all
Summer winter spring
Or fall
I’ll come running
When you call
Calliope lady
Calliope lady
Calliope lady
The Funk Gon’ Hit the Fan
When the funk gon’
Hit the fan
Cried the people
621
In demand
Ev’rybody clap
Your hands
Said the leader
Of the band
And the funk gon’
Hit the fan
The piano’s out of tune
You should’ve left it
In the dressing room
All the mikes went
On the bum
The bass amplifier
Hummed
And the superstar
Looked dumb
Well the drummer
Was in a dream
‘Til a million people
622
Screamed
We want our money
Back
Y’all ain’t our kind
Of act
Live up to your contract
Ya guitars ain’t
Gettin’ it on
Unfunky saxophones and brass
Cannot be blown
The people stamped
Their feet
Whistled and banged
On seats
They played a funky
Beat
And the crowd began
To swing
Playin’ a funky music
Thing
Dancin’ to a soulful
Song
One and all could sing
Along
623
Made ‘em shout out
Loud and strong
And the funk gon’
Hit the fan
‘Cause the people
Beat the band
They began to take
Command
Ev’ry woman and
Ev’ry man
And the funk gon’
Hit the fan
‘Cause the people
Understand
Harmonize it
All you can
Coast to coast
Across the land
And the funk gon’
Hit the fan
Mellow Mountain
Mellow mountain
My mellow mountain of
624
Love
Mellow mountain
As high as heaven above
Mellow mountain
I reached the summit
Of love
Mellow mountain
The snow is white as
A dove
Mellow mountain
Don’t need a push and a
Shove
Mellow mountain
As warm as a hand in a
Glove
Mellow mountain
So great and tall
Y’all
Mellow mountain
Won’t hurt if you
Fall
Mellow mountain
My mellow mountain of
Love
Mellow mountain
625
I’d move a mountain
For you
Mellow mountain
I echo how I love
You
Mellow mountain
High up as
The Himalayas
Mellow mountain
I conquered
The peak of
Your love
Mellow mountain
So big and tall
Y’all
Mellow mountain
Won’t hurt if you
Fall
Mellow mountain
My mellow mountain
Of love
626
Mellow mountain
My mellow mountain
Of love
Mellow mountain
My mellow mountain
Of love
Deer Hunting
No no no don’t go
No no no don’t go
(Repeat 6 times)
627
Deer hunting in the wood
Deer hunting ain’t no good
Deer hunting no one should
Deer hunting
Deer hunting
Deer hunting for the thrill
Deer hunting shoot to kill
Deer hunting deer for real
Deer hunting
Deer hunting
I met a robin in early spring
The robin told me he could not sing
He said a hunter had shot his wing
Deer hunting
He said that he couldn’t understand
Why a big ol’ grown up man
Would shoot a gun at one wild thing
And hit another
Deer hunting in the wood
Deer hunting ain’t no good
Deer hunting no one should
Deer hunting
Deer hunting
628
No no no don’t go
No no no don’t go
(Repeat 6 times)
A robin’s near and dear to me
They build their nest up in a tree
To hide from people aimlessly
Deer hunting
What if one day the hunter saw
A sign deer hunting’s against the law
And hunter don’t you come back no more
Deer hunting
I’m In Kilter
I’m in kilter
With the moon above
I’m in kilter
629
And it’s you I love
Oh my darling
Oh my darling
I’m in kilter
I’m in kilter
With the stars
That shine
I’m in kilter
And you’re mine
All mine
Baby baby
Don’t mean maybe
I’m in kilter
I’m in love kilter
With you it’s easy
Dear
We’re so together
Whenever you are
Near or far
No matter lover
Where you are
In this whole wide
World
Oh girl I’m in
630
Kilter
I’m in kilter
With the birds that
Sing
Winter summer fall
And in the spring
Honey I’m right on
The money
I’m in kilter
Oh my darling
Oh my darling
I’m in kilter
Baby baby
Don’t mean maybe
I’m in kilter
Honey honey
On the money
I’m in kilter
Black Irish Mexicali Rose
Black Irish Mexicali rose
The sweetest Spanish flower
Ever grows
631
You been smuggling
Marijuana I suppose
Black Irish Mexicali
Wetback in the alley
From the San Fernando
Valley
Amigos
You’re a Myoti Dama
And it shows
Your Irish got you over
Heaven knows
Aye aye Tequila gave
You glow
Hacienda senorita
Mucho sweeter than
Chiquita
Beat a federales keister
On the floor
Smuggling aliens in
To and fro
Pick the cactus with
Your teeth
632
Out of your toes
Valley
Amigos
The sweetest Spanish
Flower ever
Grows
You been smuggling
Marijuana I suppose
Valley
Amigos
(3 times)
Ev’rybody Loves Music
Ev’rybody loves music
Ev’rywhere
Fill the air
633
Night and day
Let the music
(Let the music play)
Asian people love music music
Indian people love music music
Spanish people love music music
White people love music music
Black people love music music
All people love music music
The whole wide world loves music music
Let the music
Ev’rywhere
Fill the air
Night and day
Let the music
Good people love music music
Bad people love music music
Rich people love music music
Poor people love music music
Young people love music music
Old people love music music
People period love music music
634
Let the music
Ev’rywhere
Fill the air
Night and day
Let the music
Let the music
Let the music
Let the music
I Love It
I love it
(Fifteen times twice)
I love it
All night
I love it
635
All day
I love it all the time
I love it like that
I love it I’m prone
I love it all the way home
I love it when you
Come close and you do
Crazy things all over me
I love it so much
Each time we touch
I love it it’s plain to see
________Top_______
I love it asleep
I love it out loud
Away from the noisy crowd
I love it to death
I can’t help myself
I love it ‘til nothing is left
_______Top_______
Have a Nice Day Love
Have a nice day love
Have a nice day love
Have a nice day like they say
(Repeat)
636
Sooner or later
You get what you deserve
And you deserve some lovin’ today
Sooner or later
You get what you deserve
And you deserve some lovin’ right away
Sooner or later
You get what you pray for
You pray for love you get love in time
Sooner or later
You get what you pay for
And lovin’ me won’t cost you
One thin dime
______Top______
I’m a Little Mixed Up
I’m a little mixed up
Mixed up over you
I don’t know what to do
637
Since 1962
So in love with you
OOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOO
Take me by the hand
And I can’t understand
You tell me it’s all over
Goodbye so long
We’re through
Well I’m a little mixed up
Mixed up over you
OOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOO
I thought that you were
My type
You know the steady kind
I figured you for romance
And walks beside the sea
I had you with me always
So you never knew
638
To take my love and leave me
Would break my heart into
OOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOO
I Don’t Know How Many Times You Broke My
Heart
I don’t know how many times
You broke my heart
We’ve been apart
639
Your guess is as good as mine
You broke my heart
I can’t count them on my fingers
I can’t count them on my toes
You broke my heart
I can’t count all the stars
In heaven
‘Cause heaven only knows
You broke my heart
I don’t know how many tears
You made me cry
You said goodbye
I don’t know how many tears
I have shed down through
The years
You broke my heart
You even broke my calculator
When I kept count from the start
You broke my heart
The best computer in the world
Would break down
‘Cause it’s not that smart
640
You broke my heart
I lost your love
I’m speaking of
I don’t know
I just recall
The last heartbreak of them all
Nor the reason or the rhyme
Your guess is as good as mine
You broke my heart
You broke my heart
How many times
You broke my heart
How many times
You broke my heart
How many times
You Make Me Feel for Real
You make me feel for real
You make me feel so happy
641
I love you so
Being in love with you dear
You make me feel like singing
You make me hear bells ringing
I know it’s true
I’m a glad human being
Footsteps of a Family
Footsteps
Footsteps
Footsteps
Footsteps
Footsteps
Footsteps
642
Footsteps
Footsteps
The footsteps of a family
Jimmy Roselyn and Amy
Walking down to the White House
In old Washington, D. C.
Jimmy Carter’s family
On Pennsylvania Avenue
Footsteps
Footsteps
Footsteps
Footsteps
Footsteps
Footsteps
Footsteps
Footsteps
The very first family
Would proudly walk
Than ride and hide
Footsteps of a family
Marching for the world to see
Each step they take for liberty
Footsteps
Footsteps
Footsteps
643
Footsteps
Footsteps
Footsteps
Footsteps
Footsteps
La la la la la la la
De Language of Love
I speak a de language
The language of love
That you speaky of
Consider me cuckoo
644
Consider me dove
De language of
L-o-v-e l-o-v love
L-o-v-e l-o-v love
Thank God up in heaven
In heaven above
For sending an angel
I needed a shove
We both go together
We fit like a glove
We speak the same language
De language of
L-o-v-e l-o-v love
L-o-v-e l-o-v love
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la
We Saw the Sea Serpent
We saw the sea serpent
Fly
645
High
He was dressed in red
When he raised his head
Fly
A lot of long lean green
Fly
Ty yi yi yi yi
Ty yi yo de ay
Fly
Seen ‘em wink six eyes
Touch the big blue sky
High
___________Top___________
646
GOSPOP!™
Gospop!
Title
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
Written
Copyright
Date &No.
Page
No.
1. Angels in the Dark
‘67
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 651
‘84
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
652
‘85
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
655
2. 1 = People
3. Corinthian Love
647
4. Jesus Never Made Love
‘85
Pau 2-412-195 ’99 656
‘83
Pau 2-412-195 ’99 658
‘82
Pau 2-412-195 ’99 661
‘85
Pau 2-412-195 ’99 665
‘86
Pau 2-412-195 ’99 667
’86
Pau 2-412-195 ’99 669
‘85
Pau 2-412-195 ’99 671
‘85
Pau 2-412-195 ’99 673
‘87
Pau 2-412-195 ’99 676
‘79
Pau 2-412-195 ’99 678
‘82
Pau 2-412-195 ’99 680
‘86
Pau 2-412-195 ’99 684
‘80
Pau 2-412-195 ’99 686
‘86
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 688
‘86
Pau 1-494-693 ’91
5. Stone Jesus
6. Jesus Picture
7. Sweet Jesus Love
8. Séance For Jesus
9. Jesus Broke the Fever
10. Jesus is Waiting in the Wings
11. Kenneth Hagin
12. Jesus Jones
13. Fornication
14. Scripture Park
15. Lord of the Holy Land
16. One Size Fits All Y’all
17. The Insanity of Christianity
Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E.Lee, Jnr.
18. No Man Has Ever Done That
Title
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
Written
Copyright
Date &No.
690
Page
No.
19. Pull The Skin Back
’80
Pau1-208-687 ’89
693
‘82
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 696
‘81
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 698
20. The Lord Smiled Down On Me
21. The Bigot Bomb
22. Jesus is the Answer What’s the Question
23. Tarnished Halo
‘82
Pau 2-412-195 ’99 700
648
‘85
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 703
‘82
Pau 2-412-195 ’99 705
‘80
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 708
‘81
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 710
‘58
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 712
‘80
Pau 2-412-195 ’99 715
‘82
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 718
‘82
Pau 2-412-195 ’99 720
‘82
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
722
‘79
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
724
‘80
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
727
‘98
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
729
‘98
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
731
‘98
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
734
‘98
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
737
‘98
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
741
24. In India
25. Lord Be My Talent Scout
26. I’m a Child of God
27. Cross My Heart
28. If I Touch the Hem of His Garment
29. Little Boys and Girls
30. People Hidin’ From God
31. Soothing Saul
32. 660 Ft.
33. Creative Power
34. Jezuz Does the Job
35. Jezuz the Deal
36. Jezuz H. Christ
37. Jesus Wept
38. Ante-Christ Bacterium
Title
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
Written
Copyright
Date &No.
Page
No.
39. Hallelujah Heart Attack
‘98
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
744
‘80
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
748
‘98
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
750
40. Ev’ry Knock is a Boost
41. Camels in the Rain
42. Practicin’ Satan
649
‘98
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
754
Pau 1-114-904 ’88
759
‘98
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
761
‘98
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
767
’79
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
770
43. Down with the Devil
44. Just Kiddin’ Jesus
45. Jesus Knocked Me Out
46. The Atheist
Mom N’Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
47.6 Billion People
‘95
Pau 2-412-195 ’99 772
‘62
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 774
‘80
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 776
‘68
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 778
‘69
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 780
‘62
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 782
‘68
Pau 1-687-604 ’92 784
48. God’s Little Garden of Love
49. I Thought I’d Died and Gone to Heaven
50. Gamble on Sunday
51.Oh My Lord
52. Redemption Salvation It’s Love
53. Sunday Driver
54. Christian
Pau 1-114-904 ’88
786
55. The Moving Light
Title
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
Written
Copyright
Date &No.
788
Page
No.
56. The World National Anthem
Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. Sedatrius Brown ’73 Pau 1-114-904 ’88 790
57. The Judas Hug
‘65 Pau 1-687-604 ’92
792
‘68 Pau 1-687-604 ’92
795
58. Big Jesus
59. I Boast the Most
650
60.Abide In Me
‘68 Pau 1-687-604 ’92
Angels In the Dark
OOOOO
Angels in the dark babe
OOOOO
Angels in the dark
Just so it won't show
Angels wearing halos
800
651
Around about the midnight hour
Turn off all the power
Though ev'rybody knows
Who protects the heart
Angels in the dark
Guardian angels in the dark
Protect my heart babe
Sent from heaven above
To protect our love
Guardian angels
Angels in the dark baby
Angels in the dark
They can always tell
When love ain't on the level
So don't you ever go
And treat me like the devil
'Cause they will always know
And warn me from the start
Angels in the dark
_______Top_________
1 = People
1 = people
= 1 people
Don’t divide the people
Multiply love times all the
People
Your people and my people
652
God bless the common
People
Yes we are the people
1 = people
Red white yellow black
Tan
1 = people
= 1 people
Flesh and blood a human
1 = people
= 1 people
+ All the angels in heaven
Buddhist Moslem and
Christian
We’re all a part of a great
Plan
On each continent and
Island
Subtract no one in the free world
Ev’ry man woman boy
Girl - - - ______Top______
Each little sunbeam
That shines =
Each little flower that grows =
653
Each person that I see
Is the sum total of life
To me - - - Since creation began
1 = people
= 1 people
Made by the same Father’s hand
1 = people
= 1 people
When the Maker commanded
Descendants of Adam
Got banned
From the Garden of Eden
To explore the earth
And expand it
To speak French Swahili
Italian
Spanish Chinese and
American - - - _______Top_______
654
Corinthian Love
You can break my heart forever
My poor heart is made of leather
Like a limousine seat cover
Corinthian love
You can beat me down with
Leather
Although leather ain’t my
Pleasure
655
Skin me alive I’m alligator
Corinthian love
Corinthian love will last
In stormy weather
And fit like a glove
My heart’s too tough
To tear up
Tho’ Corinthian soft as a dove
You won’t wear me out for tryin’
The lash of love is satisfyin’
Bet’cha boots there’s no denyin’
Corinthian love
You’re my fetish
I ain’t lyin’
Corinthian love
656
Jesus Never made Love
All y'all know that Jesus (3 times)
Never made love
Jesus never made love
Jesus
Jesus
Jesus
Jesus
All y'all talkin' like Jesus
Jesus didn't talk like that
Y'all ain't walkin' like Jesus
Jesus didn't walk like that
He wasn't into sex
Or nothin' rated X
Ask any angel up above
All y'all know that Jesus
Saved himself from sin
Won't let Satan win
Never made love
657
No He never made love
He was gentle as a dove
But He never made love
You could have a holy kiss
You could have a holy hug
You could always hold His hand
He would smile and understand
Ask the woman at the well well well
The Magdalene could hug and kiss and tell
_________TOP________
658
Stone Jesus
Stone Jesus
Stone Jesus
Stone Jesus
Stone Jesus
Stone Jesus
Stone Jesus
Stone Jesus
Stone Jesus
Jesus made of stone
Spoke in pear-shaped tones
On my way home
A statue from Rome
Stood alone
As God in the night
Marble and white
Carved in stone
Whosoever would hide
Speakers inside
Sculptured stone
Stone to the bone
No microphone
Solid stone
659
He spoke to me
And I'm not crazy
He called my name
I'm not insane
The jokes on me
Now all the neighbors
Think I'm nuts
Talkin' to a tombstone
_______Top______
He commissioned a cutter
Down in a quarry
To hammer and chisel
The stone
He rolled it away
Resurrection Day
To become this icon renown
Here in the churchyard
Like a Greek pagan
Idol upon a king's throne
He said I'm afraid
If you repeat what I said
They'll think you've got rocks
In your head
660
As Satan lives across
The street
He lets his mean dogs
Wet on me
He threw a brick
At my unveiling
He covers me with pigeon
Dung
_______Top______
661
Jesus Picture
Jesus picture
The Son of God
Jesus picture
The good shepherd
Jesus picture
Was on the dashboard of
Her car
Jesus picture
The Holy Ghost
Jesus picture
The Lord of Host
Jesus picture
Was sitting on her shelf
Jesus picture
The living Christ
Jesus picture
God's sacrifice
Jesus picture
Was hanging on her wall
Could she be a Jesus freak
Jesus people are so meek
They cannot speak
Unless they speak of Jesus
662
She could be a blessed saint
Holy woman I hope she ain't
Don't see no lipstick powder
Or paint just Jesus
Jesus picture
The King of Kings
Jesus picture
The Rose of Sharon
Jesus picture
Was right beside her bed
Jesus picture
Of Nazareth
Jesus picture
He cheated death
Jesus picture
Was in a locket 'round
Her neck
Jesus picture
The Lamb of God
Jesus picture
Emanuel
Jesus picture
Was burning in her eyes
663
Street Madonna dressed in
Black
A righteous symbol of the
Fact
She'll never love another
Back but Jesus
She wants to be a Catholic
Nun
For God the Father and the
Son
Except through them
Thy will be done
In Jesus
Jesus picture
With soulful eyes
Jesus picture
Knowing and wise
Jesus picture
Was in the Bible
In her hand
Jesus picture
Long hair and beard
Jesus picture
Made me feel weird
Jesus picture
Was glowing in the dark
664
Jesus picture
The sacred heart
Jesus picture
Keeps us apart
Jesus picture
Was tattooed on her
Thigh
If I could change
Her life around
I'd have to take these
Pictures down
It's plain to see
Who wears the crown
King Jesus
Jesus picture
In her soul
A flaming heart
All trimmed in gold
She'll be this way
When she gets old
For Jesus
_____Top_____
665
Sweet Jesus Love
Sweet Jesus
Sweet Jesus
Sweet Jesus love
Created of
180 times sweeter than sugar
Sweet Jesus love
His holy kiss
None can resist
180 times sweeter than Splenda
Sweet Jesus love
Ain't no substitute for Jesus
Sweet naturally
Not Equal, Nutra
Sweet and Low
They’re just plain sugar free
Sweet Jesus love
From heaven above
I borrow a cup of
His sweet love power
666
When I'm praying in the
Midnight hour
When I'm bitter as sin
And sour
Sweet Jesus love
______Top______
He's my cup of tea
Sweet as he can be
I was sugarless
Now I'm truly blessed
The Good Book's on the shelf
So I can help myself
Sweet Jesus in my blood
I've got the sugar diabetes
Of love
_____Top_____
667
Séance For Jesus
Séance for Jesus
$1,000,000.00 reward
Séance for Jesus Christ
I wanna see the Lord
Madam Lavinia
Medium spiritualist
Said she'd channel him
From the spirit world
If Jesus Christ exist
When shall I see Jesus
Clairvoyant
Look into your crystal
Ball
Is he on the other side
And will he come here
If you call
Conjure him
In the flesh
I want to see
The Son of God
Materialized
Standing tall
Walking holy
Through the wall
_______Top_______
668
True believer's 'round
A table
By candlelight
No phony King of King's
Pretend
No actor wearing a bogus
Halo
Fakers have Satan’s
Eyes of sin
Blue eyes and beard
Light long brown hair
White robe and sandals
He must wear
Speak in tongue
A blessed prayer
As he's ascending in
Midair
_____Top____
669
Jesus Broke the Fever
If you’re into sodomy
Don’t shoot up in gallerias
Don’t share a dirty I.V.
In Sodom and Gomorrah
You feed a cold
And starve a fever
What do you do for
AIDS
You live alone
And you suffer
Lock the door
Pull down the shades
If you’re a true believer
Hospital patient with
This plague
Just say a prayer to
Jesus
He can trump the ace
Of spades
You lance a boil
And bleed an ulcer
What do you do for
AIDS
670
All undesirous
Of this virus
Don’t join the junkies
Gay parade
He broke the fever
Jesus
He broke the fever
In me
Well we met at the Met
Lord I’ll never forget
She was a woman of
Wealth
Unchecked by the
Board of Health
I used a rubber and yet
It’s got me so upset
I broke out in a cold
Sweat
I woke up at dawn
Soaking wet
Jesus broke the fever
Now I’m not afraid of
AIDS
Jesus broke the fever
And now I won’t have
To burn in Hades
671
Jesus is Waiting in the Wings
Jesus is waiting
Holy amazing
Jesus is waiting
In the wings
(Where's Jesus)
Jesus is waiting
Anticipating
He's gonna steal the show
Again
(Where's Jesus)
Jesus is waiting
He's hesitating
Father forgive us for
Our sins
(Where’s Jesus)
Jesus is waiting
He's still debating
Jesus is waiting
In the wings
672
Jesus is waiting
In the wings
Hallelujah
Hark hear the herald
Angels sing
Hosanna in the highest
Satanic superstar
On stage
Still pleases people
Bored
But when he takes his
Final bow
Church bells will ring
In the steeple Lord
____Top____
Some folks I know
Would stand in the rain
And buy a ticket
To see Him and explain
Many would love
To fly away with Him
Back to paradise
In heaven above
____ Top____
673
Kenneth Hagin
Kenneth Hagin seen Jesus
Voilà
Umpteen times
Voilà
In his mind
Appear divine
Voilà
Voilà
In the flesh
Voilà
Manifest
He’s been blessed
Voilà
TV preacher told me this
I wonder if Kenneth got
A kiss
I wonder how did Jesus
Look
Just like the picture
In the Good Book
674
Did Jesus say when He’d
Return
And are we doomed in
Hell to burn
Did God tell Kenneth
What to do
To save the world
For me and you
Voilà
In his head
Voilà
That’s what he said
God ain’t dead
Voilà
Kenneth Hagin
Christian quiet as a
Church mouse
Kenneth Hagin
Merely sitting in his
Own house
Kenneth Hagin
Suddenly saw the Son
Of mankind
675
Kenneth Hagin
Walked with Jesus in
The sunshine
Kenneth Hagin
Did He have a holy
Halo
Kenneth Hagin
Was He Caucasian
Or Negro
Kenneth Hagin
Did He wear His red
White and blue long robe
________Top________
676
Jesus Jones
You got a Jesus jones
In your bones
Satan leaves you all alone
God the Father
Holy Ghost
Christian lady
You could drive a sinner crazy
You turn me on
Devilment you don't condone
You're sanctified
A true testified
Holy roller
Jesus bride
You're consummated
By His side
I feel like Joseph
Joseph Joseph Joseph
Joseph Joseph Joseph
You've got Jesus in your heart
You've got Jesus in your soul
Hallelujah
677
You run to him and pray
You're in love with the Lord
I say
Hosanna in the highest
He's the other Man on your
Mind
Girl you think about Him
All the time
Well I know that you
Love me
But this other Man is
Divine
_____Top_____
Fornication
Fornication (8 times)
678
Fornication in Funk
And Wagnall's big
Dictionary
By my bed said
Fornication is sexual
Intercourse with
Consenting adults
Unwed
_____Top_____
In the Bible yea
It is written
Lo if you fornicate
It's a sin
God won't bless you
Nay He won't let you
Defile His heaven
With those therein
_____Top_____
Fornicate and you get
AIDS today
The kids all use rubbers
They say
679
Satan is tempting
The world
God help ev'ry young
Boy and girl
So don't do a devilish
Dance
You're taking a hell
Of a chance
No fornication ain't
Cool
A fornicator's a
Fool
Fornication is
Necessary
Although forbidden
A sex book read
But I remember
The words of Jesus
Walk straight and
Narrow in Him instead
_____Top_____
Scripture Park
680
Scripture Park is not
A fantasy
It's an ev'ryday
Reality
In Motor City
It can be found
Ev'rybody's Motown
Bound
Actors acting out
The living Bible
If you've lost faith
Well you're just libel
To find happiness
And peace of mind
Leave the troubles of
The world behind
Come by boat
Come by train
Motorbike car bus
Airplane
When you arrive
God will explain
To Jews Hindus
Buddhist Muslims
And Christians
681
Well I work so hard
In Scripture Park
I work like a slave
All day
I work 'til the land gets
Dark
In Daniel's lion’s den
Workin' with religious
Men
John Matthew Luke and
Mark
Get together in
Scripture Park
Clear away the ground
Put the big tent down
Build the Bible here
Depict the testaments
So come one come all
Three big shows a day
Wash your sins away
Come hear Jesus pray
682
Adam and Eve
Moses and Methuselah
Sodom and Gomorrah
Samson and Delilah
David and Goliath
Noah's Ark
Heaven and hell
In Scripture Park
Buy a souvenir
Get your halo here
Have a holy time
Drinkin' Jesus wine
Act the Good Book out
Make the people shout
Advertise about
Jesus word of mouth
_____Chorus _____
683
Well I work so hard
I saw the Son of God
Acting with all His
Heart
He really plays His part
Well if He walks on the
Water
Makes a blind man
See
He could pass for
Christ sake
Oh!
So easily
It took tons of steel
For Ezekiel's Ferris
Wheel
And the Holy Roller
Coaster
Is a Judeo-Christian thrill
Hear the angels sing
And the church bells
Ring
Happy as a lark
Down in Scripture Park
684
Lord of the Holy Land
Jesus is king
Hear the arch angels sing
He's the Lord of the holy land
Heaven above
Good God almighty blessed him with
Love
He's the Lord of the holy land
The way that he suffered
And behaved
They got off mighty lucky
When he forgave
He is the Xmas star
The rock of ages
The living proof
The precious truth
In the Bible pages
He went on with his baad
Self
From Galilee
He got out of the ghetto
To get to Calvary
685
40 days and nights
In the wilderness
He showed his daddy
And Satan
That he could pass the test
_____Top_____
He goes on with his teaching
He's the preaching boss
Although they nailed him
Upon a wooden cross
He's the greatest of all saints
May he rule forever
Up in heaven above us
And over Israel
686
One Size Fits All Y’all
One size fits all y'all
In God's shopping mall
Large medium and small
In the Lord's department
Store
Be ye rich or poor
On that judgment day
Throw your Sunday best
Away
So don't push and shove
In paradise above
687
This is what the best
Dressed folks
In heaven wear
A brand-new holy halo
For your hair
Get your long white pretty
Robe
And angel wings
Golden slippers and a
Harp with silver strings
When you receive each
Sacred item on this list
Wear it smiling proudly
In angelic bliss
It's all waitin' in God's
Lay away of love
And you can charge it
All to Jesus up above
_____Top_____
688
The Insanity of Christianity
The insanity of Christianity
Is a profanity on mankind
Against humanity is a crime
I consider myself a Christian
A Presbyterian
But what some Christians do
To make a fool of you
Can make you lose your mind
They know it’s wrong
Not right
For black and white
To fight
The Bible spells it out
The segregated church
They build with all their
Might
Is sacrilegious in God’s
Sight
They think a rainbow arc
Will appear
A band of angels singin’
In midair wingin’
Around Jesus in the sky
689
And then the Man upstairs
Is gonna finally speak
He’s gonna give us a
Piece of His mind
All the good folks go up
All the bad folks go down
To a guy with horns
On his head
Is a calamity every time
Religions come and go
Believers still don’t know
The truth is hard to find
You hear a sermon here
They preach a sermon there
But we live our lives in sin
We say a little prayer
And think that God will
Hear
Only a mad man can define
______Top_______
690
No Man Has Ever Done That
No man has ever done
That
That
Rise from the dead
With a halo over
His head
That
Lord
That
This
This
Keep the Ten Commandments
Tho’ they don’t even understand
‘Em
This
Lord
This
691
Open up the
Storehouses in heaven
Borrow from the
Treasury of God
The poor will be
With us always
Jesus said it
I know I read it
In the Good Book
By my bed
Those
Those
Help the blind see
Show the poor mercy
Those
Lord
Those
692
Them
Them
Feed the multitude
When there was no
Food
Them Lord
Them
_______Top_______
693
Pull The Skin Back
Pull the skin back
People let your goodness show
Pull the skin back
Hate will walk right out the door
Pull the skin back
Love is what you're lookin' for
Anyway
Pull the skin back
Underneath we're all the same
Pull the skin back
You don't have to be ashamed
Pull the skin back
When they play that old skin game
Don't you play
Way down deep and beneath
The surface
Prejudice will make people
Nervous
I believe we all serve
A purpose right now
Way down deep we're all only
Human
Red white black yellow brown
Men and women
Let's get together
And make us a new man
Right now
694
Pull the skin back
When you need your brother's love
Pull the skin back
Yes we all are flesh and blood
Pull the skin back
Show the kindness you're made
Of
Come what may
Pull the skin back
Mankind has a heart and soul
Pull the skin back
Ev'rybody young and old
Pull the skin back
We're all cut from the same
Mold
Made of clay
Pull the skin back
People all the way
Pull the skin back
Each n' ev'ryday
Pull the skin back
Then kneel down and pray
695
Pull the skin back
When folks move in
Next to you
Pull the skin back
Odd Venusians
Colored blue
Pull the skin back
Space aliens
A different hue
Are people too
Pull the skin back
When you're talkin’ to your kids
Pull the skin back
Never try to keep truth hid
Pull the skin back
Strive to do what Jesus did
Ev'ryday
Pull the skin back
People all the way
Pull the skin back
Each and ev'ryday
Pull the skin back
Then kneel down and pray
696
The Lord Smiled Down On Me
I love you
I love you so
Heaven knows
I love you
Can’t let you go
The Lord smiled down on me
When He sent you here from heaven
You saved my soul
You made me whole
You are the sweetest love
Story ever told
You must be a fallen angel
Sent to me from Heaven
Thank God above
He blessed our love
You are the angel
I’ve been dreaming of
_______Top______
Holy saints be praised
Your beauty shines like
Sunday
697
Amazing grace
Upon your face
On you a halo isn’t out of
Place
_______Top_______
698
The Bigot Bomb
What makes these people
Tick tick tick
These people must be
Sick sick sick
Somebody better come here
Quick
And drop the bigot bomb
The bigot bomb is made of
Love
The bombardier is God above
One day we'll see a peaceful dove
Drop the bigot bomb
The bigot bomb won't do you harm
The bigot bomb will make you calm
The bigot bomb ain't like the other
The bigot bomb make you love
Your brother
The bigot bomb don't muss or fuss
The bigot bomb is straight from
Jesus
The bigot bomb won't make you
Fight
The bigot bomb ain't wrong it's
Right
699
No more hooded sheets of white
Burning crosses in the night
When prejudice is in your sight
Drop the bigot bomb
Drop it on the KKK
And ev'ryone who thinks
That way
There's gonna be a better
Brighter day
Drop the bigot bomb
Drop the bigot bomb
Drop the bigot bomb
Drop the bigot bomb
700
Jesus is the Answer What’s the Question
Jesus is the answer
What’s the question
Are you despondent
Lamb have you lost your way
Jesus is the answer
Are you a sinner
It’s gonna be OK
Jesus is the answer
Are you a leper
Then hear me when I say
He’s the truth
He’s the light
He’s the way
He’s the Holy Redeemer
Shining bright
He’s a rock
He’s the church
He’s the reason
I kneel down on my
Knees to pray
701
Jesus is the answer
Do you have cancer
Well you just call His name
Jesus is the answer
Financial worries
Jesus will ease your pain
Jesus is the answer
He is your friend
So don’t you be ashamed
______Chorus_______
I know you all know how
To bow your heads and pray
Jesus will answer
Ev’ryone who prays this way
He’ll keep His promises
You doubting Thomases
On Judgment Day
Jesus is the answer
Are you in love
And broken hearted blue
702
Jesus is the answer
Do people hardly ever notice you
Jesus is the answer
He answers prayers
And makes your dreams come
True
______Chorus_______
703
Tarnished Halo
Well I met her in the Bronx
Of New York City
She’s a Baptist preacher’s
Daughter
With red hair
She was baptized
In fire and holy water
She has hazel eyes
That sparkle when she says
Sinner shine
Your tarnished halo
Remove the rusty dust
And soothe your lusty soul
Sinner shine
Your tarnished halo
Make it shine
Brand spankin’ new
As good as gold
Sinner shine
Your tarnished halo. . . .
Shine your tarnished halo
Servant of the Lord
Jesus is your polish
Heaven’s your reward
704
Well we talked and I
Confessed
I was an atheist
Then I saw a bright light
Circle ‘round her head
She whispered Jesus
Went to hell for three days
And so we’re all ex-fallen
Angels
Then she said
______Chorus______
705
In India
In India
India
A young boy from Jerusalem
In India
India
Rode a caravan
In India
India
A teen-age Jewish runaway
In India
India
Jesus was His name
In the land of Eastern
Enlightenment
Elephants tiger hunts
Cobra dens
Heal the sick
Help the poor and the lame
Blessed ye love all creatures
The same
With the wise Yoga men
He studied Zen
In the temple of Buddha
Began
706
Miracles wonderments
At His touch
To this day nothing matters
As much
In India
India
The holy cow is sacred
In India
India
Millions kneel and pray
In India
India
A new Guru for mankind
In India
India
The living Christ divine
The missing years
He disappeared
Without a trace in the
Bible
The missing years
He spent them there
Among the multitudes
707
In India
India
He walked upon the water
In India
India
He made a blind man see
In India
India
They say He raised a dead
Man
In India
India
He truly was the son of
God
To save the world
He came
Forgiving sin and shame
With peace and love
His aim
In India they claim
708
Lord Be My Talent Scout
Lord I’ll do anthing
Go anywhere
If you would help me
Out
I need an agent on high
To make a deal
And beat the devil
Lord be my talent scout
Lord I’m a songwriter
Singer
Show business is my
Life
I’m a senior citizen
I’ve only got one fan
And she’s my loving
Wife
Lord I’m gonna send
You
A CD to heaven
With some songs
That could make me
A star
709
God let the angels
Sing background
And ask Jesus to play
Lead guitar - - - - Lord I’ll audition here
Audition there
And I won’t have a
Doubt
If you’d be my manager
In New York and
Hollywood
Lord be my talent
Scout
I’ve been rejected
Dejected
I need someone with
Clout
I need a wheeler
And a dealer
To help a sinner
Be a winner
Lord be my talent
Scout
710
I’m A Child of God
I’m a child of God
God the mighty knows
Some say I’m a fool
And they treat me cruel
Heaven is my home
They call me dirty names
Ev’rywhere I roam
Oh sweet Mary
Turn the other cheek
Mother Mary
Blessed are the meek
Virgin Mary
Sacred holy host
Father Son and the
Holy Ghost
Tell the children of
The whole wide world
Ev’ry little boy and
Little girl
Aunts and uncles
Cousins full grown
And orphan babies
Born
With names unknown
711
You ask me how I know
The Maker is my Father
The Bible tells me so
I’m not a criminal
I ain’t no minority
Born of poverty
712
Cross My Heart
Cross my heart
Cross my heart
And hope to die
Cross my heart
And hope to die
If I’m telling you a lie
I cross my heart
Cross my heart
And hope to die
Cross my heart
And hope to die
I will never break
Your heart
And say good-bye
I know I’ve won
What nobody else
Could win
I know I’ve been
Where no other love
Has been
713
I know I’ve done
What no one else has
Done
And just because I
Was the first and
Only one
I cross my heart
Cross my heart
And hope to die
Cross my heart
And hope to die
I will never fool around
And make you cry
I cross my heart
Cross my heart
And hope to die
Cross my heart
And hope to die
So give me and
My love a try
I swear on the Good
Book
In Sunday school
I know you believe
In the Golden Rule
714
I’ll get the preacher
To seal the vow
With God as our witness
We’ll be married now
______Top_____
715
If I Touch the Hem of His Garment
If I touch the hem
Of His garment
Will I be saved
Will I be saved
If I touch the hem
Of His garment
Will I be saved
Will I be saved
If I touch the hem
Of His garment
Then can I see
Then can I see
If touch the hem
Of His garment
Then can I see
Then can I see
His garment
The hem of His
Garment
His garment
The hem of
His garment
716
If I touch the hem
Of His garment
And I believe
And I believe
If I wipe the dust
From His sandals
Will I be blessed
Will I be blessed
If I wipe the dust
From his sandals
Will I be blessed
Will I be blessed
If I touch the hem
Of His garment
Then will I walk
Then will I walk
If I touch the hem
Of His garment
Then will I talk
Then will I talk
His garment
His garment
The hem of His
Garment
717
If I touch the
Hem of His garment
And I believe
Lord I believe
718
Little Boys and Girls
Little boys and girls
All you children of the
Whole wide world
God loves you big and small
Heaven loves the little
Children
Blessed are the little children
You’re the diamonds and the
Pearls of tomorrow
Ev’ry race
Ev’ry creed
Ev’ry color in the rainbow
They can see the silver
Lining in the sky
They give this life a whirl
I’m gonna stay in California
With my kids
Become brave men and women
Of the future
719
All of you little boys
And girls
In corduroys and curls
I love you
720
People Hidin' from God
People hidin' from God
People hidin' from God
Great Jehovah
Powerful mightiest
Merciful God
People hidin' in church
People hidin' at home
Great Jehovah
Powerful mightiest
Merciful God
People scared of His love
Get to heaven above
Great Jehovah
Powerful mightiest
Merciful God
People hidin' in fear
On their knees ev'rywhere
Great Jehovah
Powerful mightiest
Merciful God
721
Neriah wrote the Bible
He heard ev'ry word
When God and Satan
Were fightin' n' fussin'
About somethin' in the zoo
It seems there was this
Creature Adam
And this sexy creature
Eve
And since they ate
The devil's fruit
They'd have to take
The devil's root
And grow up Satan's
Sinful seed
Of evil hate blood lust
And Greed
So God in all His worldly
Wisdom
Banished them away
And people been hidin’
From His holy terror
Ever since that day
_____Top_____
722
Soothing Saul
Soothing Saul
Soothing Saul
(Lil' David)
Soothing Saul
Soothing Saul
Soothing Saul
Soothing Saul
(Lil’ David)
Soothing Saul
Soothing Saul
Pray tell it's all because
The young man was
The best songwriter of all
Soothing Saul
Soothing Saul
By plucking his harp
He could enthrall
Singing praises
Writing Psalms
Soothing Saul
Soothing Saul
_____Top_____
723
He killed a giant nine Feet tall
When he made Goliath fall
Soothing Saul
Soothing Saul
Each night Bathsheba's
Voice would call
Him the King of Israel
Soothing Saul
Soothing Saul
______Top______
724
660 Ft.
660 ft.
He selected
And connected
To hit a long home
Run
In the summer
Midday sun
Mickey Mantle from
Oklahoma
Took a baseball for
A ride
He was a natural
Power hitter
With pinstriped
Yankee pride
660 ft.
This record you can't
Compete
That's two ballparks
For sure
They say some guy
Measured
725
660 ft.
Over the wall
Way past the seats
It soared on one whole
Block
And landed I repeat
660 ft.
Babe Ruth was
The truth
Hank Aaron's deed was darin'
Willie Mays amazed
Roger Maris wasn't embarrassed
Josh Gibson could inspire
Barry Bonds Sammy Sosa
Mark Mcquire
But no steroid users
Will surely meet
True homerun hitters
In the Pantheon
Of Herculean feats
In the Scriptures
It is written
How holy heroes might
Hurl and sling the
Greatest distance
In battle and win
The fight
726
660 ft.
A rock was slung so
Sweet
When David slew Goliath
The Bible wouldn't cheat
660 ft.
That's how much Samson
Beat
Delilah at her game
When he shook the temple
Frame
660 ft.
Up a hill called Cavalry
Jesus carried the cross
Of Christianity
660 ft.
Upon a balcony
Dr. King fell in defeat
The assassin's aim
Complete
660 ft.
From heaven and St. Pete
Pearly gates and golden
Streets
Plus an angel's penthouse
Suite
660 ft.
727
Creative Power
Creative power
Creative power
Creative power
Creative power
Of love
Creative power
From the womb
Creative power
To the tomb
Creative power
Made the flowers
Bloom
Creative power
Of love
Creative power
I wonder if God
Has a woman
Creative power
Named Lilith
Super human
Creative power
Does she extract
His semen
Creative power
Of love
728
Made the stars come
Out
And the moon no
Doubt
Made the earth spin
Around
And solid ground
Mighty oceans roar
And the dinosaur
All the animals
Mankind cannibals
The sunny skies
Of blue
And the peoples hue
All invented by
You know who
Creative power
Of love
______Top_____ (Twice)
729
Jesus Does the Job
Jesus does the job Bob
The nasty filthy job
Jesus gets you clean
Jean
He cleans human beings
He'll wash your sins away
(Jesus)
Make a brighter day
(Jesus)
Get Jesus don't delay
(Jesus)
I heard the TV say
(Jesus)
He cleansed my dirty soul
With hot water and cold
My load was rough n' tough
'Til Jesus softened me up
He scrubs whites and
Coloreds hard
Hangs 'em out in heaven's
Yard
Where none will shrink
Or fade
'Cause He's the Son of
God
730
Laundromat of love
Suds
Gentle as a dove
Jesus passed the test Bess
The price you pay is less
Down at the old folks home
(Jesus)
They use Him ev'ry hour
(Jesus)
They soak Him in and pray
(Jesus)
Spin cycle in His power
(Jesus)
Gang members in jail
Who put Him in their
Pail
Know when they mop the
Floor
His holy soap won't fail
He'll unlock prisons
Door
Home if your heart is
Pure
Lord nothin' gets you
Clean as Christ
He's a
Washing machine
Jesus the Deal
731
Hey J-E-S-U-S
Oh yes
Yo Jesus is
The very best
Yeah next to Him
Ain't no contest
His love is
The most holiest
Old Satan's ways
Are over the hill
He's standing still
God fills the bill
Hook up with Jesus
He's the one
He outshines
The bright mornin'
Sun
Say your prayers
To Jesus
Sent from heaven
To please us
When we're ripe
He will squeeze
Us
Jesus the deal
He's for real
732
Don't be a dumb
Doubtin' Thomas
Christ will come
Back
He promised
Be ye Christian
Or communist
Jesus the deal
_____Top_____
Let me introduce
You to
The best good friend
Of mine
He'll roll the dark
Gray clouds away
With truth and
Sunshine
He'll end your long
Sad suffering
And life will be
Just great
He'll open up the
Door
To paradise’s
Pearly gate
733
So if you're sick
And tired
And you feel
Uninspired
Think the devil
Should be fired
Jesus the deal
He's for real
Don't follow those
Who preach race
Hate
Only the crazy
Participate
Praise the Lord
Get your soul
Straight
Jesus the deal
_____Top_____
Jesus H. Christ
734
Jesus H. Christ
Satan is a louse
Jesus H. Christ
Jesus in the house
Jesus in yo’ face
Glory be His name
Our savior's sacred
Heart
Burnin' cross n'
Flame _ _ _ _
He walks upon the
Water
He raises up the dead
Halo shinin' 'round
His famous bearded
Handsome
Head
It scared the
Be Jesus out of me
'Cause I knew
That it
Was He
735
Early Sunday mornin'
When the skies
Turn blue n' red
Jesus H. Christ
Appeared
I swear
On a stack of Bibles
By my bed
Angels singin'
Hallelujah
Standing in the devil's stead
I said Lord love
A sinner
And kissed His
Hands n' feet
That bled
I heard His sandals
Down the hall
Jesus made a rare
House call
He saved my life
He blessed my soul
His heavenly streets
Are paved with gold
736
He's got a mansion
For me
When I'm sick n'
Old
_____Top_____
737
Jesus Wept
Jesus wept
According to His father
In heaven
Jesus wept
According to His virgin
Mother
Mary
Jesus wept
According to a
Roman centurion
Jesus wept
Lord He cried
At the thought of suicide
Sweatin’ blood
Upon a rock
He perspired for
His flock
Since the day He was born
Inheriting a crown of
Prickly thorns
Soldiers spat in His face
Beat His body not His grace
They cursed His name
He bore no shame
Cryin’ out into space
738
Jesus wept
According to the Bible
Look in the Good Book
Jesus wept
According to my dear old
Blessed mother
Jesus wept
According to my
Father
In the graveyard
Jesus wept
According to my Presbyterian
Pastor
They nailed Christ down
And stood Him up
Gave Him a sponge of vinegar
Pierced His side
And when He died
A dark storm brewed
And heaven cried
Angels rolled away the
Stone
At the mouth of His tomb
Then He rose from the dead
Easter mornin’ to resume
739
Magdalene dried a
Tear
When she saw Him
Reappear
Jesus wept
He sobbed for all humanity
On this cruel earth
Jesus wept
Crucified dead and buried
They showed no mercy
Jesus wept
Upon the cross
In excruciating
Pain and misery
Jesus wept
For a world
Sin free
As lilies in the valley
740
Jesus wept
Disciples slept
Judas crept
To inept
Caiaphas
The angels left
The world bereft
On Golgotha
At Jesus death
Hey Holy Joe
You pray too slow
Communion Sunday
Could take ‘til Monday
So past the plate
Good Lord I’m late
Sing one more hymn
I got a date
A short sermon
Is all I need
Just say two words
Put on God’s speed
________Top________
741
Antichrist Bacterium
Gracious sakes
I got the shakes
I'm seein' snakes
My penis aches
It's syphilis
The French disease
And gonorrhea
From adultery
Shame old as sin
God awful germ
From a contagious
Woman
Like da Magdalene
She had seven devils
Jump out of her
When Jesus touched
And healed her
Genitals
742
Antichrist bacterium
It's a fact
I've got a cyst
On my urinary tract
A big gray blister
An issue of black blood
Too
Pustuled sores
Of gangrene gushin' goo
Syphilitic woman
Girl it was you
We shared the same
Syringe
Shootin' up heroin
I'm gonna report you
To the board of health
If I can't have you
All to myself
I don't want you to
Give AIDS
To no one else
I'm gonna love yo’ ass
To death
Do it to the bone
'Til my last death
Cough
Do it to ya
'Til my thang fall
Off
743
I'm too far gone
For medicine
So gimmie that
Poison
VD sex fiend
When I broke the
Skin
That's when my ailin'
Begin
You come from out
The devil's ass
But you ain't
Diddley
As he passes gas
Up the butt of sin
In a biblical way
Satan gave you aids
From sodomy
_____Top_____
744
Hallelujah Heart Attack
Prince Dixon was a
Blessin'
On the Gospel Caravan
Best singin' writin'
Shoutin' shoe
Dee-Jay in this land
Then Smilin' Irma
Robertson
Just like a saint
Came marchin' in
To give a little ol’
Brotha Prince
A soul sistah's
Helpin' hand
Together they would
Please us
Glorifyin' Jesus
Sanctified to ease
Us
On the radio
745
Prince broadcast
Jesus story
His spirits up in
Glory
Recordin' in God's
Studio
With amazin' grace
While the Baptist
Preacher's daughter
With a voice like
Jordan water
Test the Almighty's
Microphone
Angel love upon her
Face
Your religious right
Side
Will get numb
Church dancin' music
Pounds your chest
Holy Roller digital sweat
Pentecostal
Palpitations
746
Irma's your CPR pal
Live power donor
Gospel gal
Her Sunday seizure
Mornin' shows
A killa stroke
In stereo
(Crank it up)
Hallelujah heart attack
Red brown yellow
White n' black
Woman man girl boy
React
Faint n' fall flat
On your back
Amen corner cardiac
Hypocrite hemorrhage
Blow your stack
It's a Christian coronary
Fact
747
If faith's adrenaline you
Lack
Christ won't cut the
Devil slack
Your long white robes
On heaven's rack
Tongue talkin' like
A maniac
That's the program
Where it's at
Praise the Savior
To the max
748
Ev’ry Knock is a Boost
Ev’ry knock is a boost
It’s a blessin’ they say
Lord ain’t it the truth
We suffer so
We must endure I know
Add insult to injury
And don’t let it show
We got a rough row to hoe
If you don’t like my race
Creed or color so what
Help yourself it’s a plus
Call me dirty names
Bigots bitchin’ about
Hurt my feelin’s inside
Bad mouth me to death
‘Til nothin’ is left
Save respect and pride
749
It’s a lotta hard knocks
On the road of life
Opportunity’s knockin’
On the door of hate
It’s a knock down
Drag out
Perilous fight
Don’t knock it
Until you try it
It may sound crazy
Sometimes
Don’t put Judas noose
Around your neck
God the father told Jesus
When they nailed Him
To the cross
Take the pain they produce
Don’t cry Son ain’t no use
750
Camels in the Rain
Camel herds graze in
Plain view
In the Garden of Eden
Raisin' Cain
Brand spankin' new
Spittin' n' kickin'
Camel do do
The last straw of war
Broke you humpback
The weight of mankind
Wore you down
A beast of burden
Just can't relax
When ancient armies
Cry attack
Brave soldiers bleed
And die
Deep water wells run dry
You ambled from the
Battlefield
For an oasis and cool
Your heels
With a cocktail
751
Kind after kind
Two by two
A marchin' mirage
In the dark
Down to a boat
Floatin' zoo
Headed straight for
Noah's Ark
There was nothing on
Earth stranger
Than when the divine
Downpour came
And washed away the
Wicked sinners
Those drownin' fools
That cursed your name
Foul fonky stinkin'
Bitin'
Dusty musty dirty
Fightin'
Weather-beaten over
Heatin'
Flea bag dry hump
Cactus eatin'
Dromedary
752
Who do you pursue
And where is your
Domain
Who do you belong to
Humpback camels in
The rain
Sahara winds can
Chill
Your bare soul
Desert sand storms
Take their toll
Nocturnal Sinai
Winds
Blow ice cold
As Bedouin camel
Driver's scold
And beat you
Blue is one star's
Heavenly hue
At twilight on the horizon
As black shadows
Steal by at night
In bright yellow
Crescent moonlight
753
A potentate and kings
Worship Herod's holy quarry
God broke the water
Main again
And covered the
Camel tracks to Mary
Joe passed around a
Pack of camels
He didn't have a box
Of Cuban cigars
They lit up off an
Angel's halo
And celebrated Xmas
Ho Ho Ho
Without snow
_______Top______
754
Practicin' Satan
Whatever your baggage
Lighten your laden load today
Kneel down on your knees and pray
People your baggage is ok
Lord Jesus is the way
Well you been practicin' Satan
Performin' like a high school play
Yeah you been practicin' Satan
And you been rehearsin' ev'ryday
He got you over actin'
And pulled your panties down
Then laid your naked body upon the
Filthy McNasty ground
Chile he won't pay the rent
In a cheap ass motel room
Soon you'll have Rosemary's baby
'Cause you let him share your womb
755
You been practicin’ Satan
Uh-oh no no no no
When a unwed baby's born
Practicin' Satan
Uh-oh no no no no
Now you've been forewarned
Even talk of abortion
One portion
Of murder
Measures wrong
You'd better believe us
King Jesus
Is comin' back
Way strong
You been practicin' Satan
Datin'
Wallowin' in sin
On the devil's lower
Level
A bad seed you plant therein
Oh how long will you stay tethered
To his cloven hooves forever
You're in league with the devil
You Satan worship him all the time
756
Practicin' Satan
Masturbatin'
Lord Jesus is waitin'
For you to stop beatin’ off
Goin’ blind
Lust lurks inside
Your heart and mind
With wickedness
Controlling thine
The netherworld
Is where he dwells
A lake of fire
Pit deep as hell
You been practicin' Satan
Hatin'
Your fellowman
Practicin' Satan
Elevatin'
Him over God again
You been worshipin' the devil
Evil
Helpin' him win
And you know that Lucifer's
Lyin'
And jivin' you
My friend
757
You been taught the Tempter
Will exempt a
Sinful boy n' girl
You been chantin' that demon's
Semen
Rocks and rules the world
You been bowin' down to idols
With infidels
In iniquities dark den
You been doin' his biddin'
Didn't
You join his cult followin'
All over the earth
War outbreaks and diseases
Taboo spells and charms
Voodoo curses you do too
Then you fornicate
That's how you relate
Praising a name you know
Is hellish
758
You been performin' his visceral
Ritual
Heaven forefend
Ain't no debatin'
He's creatin'
A smutty move
Again
You keep emotin' your part out
Shoutin' 'bout
The devil
No doubt
You made a pact
His practitioners
Own this sinful land
_______Top______
759
Down with the Devil
Down with the devil
He’s Jesus’ rival
Down with the devil
He tempted Christ in the Bible
Down with the devil
To a lower level
Down with the devil
Tie his tail to an anvil
Down with the devil
Get a gravedigger’s shovel
Dig him deeper deeper down
Until he’s buried underground
He’s Mr. Sin
Don’t let him in
He’s your worst friend
Don’t let him win
760
Down with the devil
The epitome of evil
Down with the devil
He was heaven’s only rebel
Down with the devil
He’s wicked and immoral
Down with the devil
Don’t let him rave and revel
Down with the devil
Exile him to Hellsville
Down with the devil
Never ever let him prevail
761
Just Kiddin' Jesus
Just kiddin' Jesus
This ain’t wine
It’s gin
Just kiddin' Jesus
I don’t mean to
Offend
Just kiddin' Jesus
Please forgive my
Sin
Just kiddin' Jesus
You’re my best
Friend
Just kiddin' Jesus
Let’s make amends
I didn’t mean to
Diss you again
Just kiddin' Jesus
Your name in vain
My bad I’m sorry
I was in pain
762
Father forgive me
(Forgive me Jesus)
Down on my knees
I pray
I’m apologizin’
(Excuse me Jesus)
Ignore my blasphemy
Back in the temple
(When you got mad)
At money changers
(Then you broke bad)
Just like those sinners
(I made a slip)
Master have mercy
(Put down your whip)
Just kiddin’ Jesus
This ain’t bread
It’s dope
Can’t you take
A joke
763
Wash my mouth
Out with soap
Lord I gave up hope
(So help me Jesus)
Go easy judgment day
I’m just a lost
Lamb
(Fuhgeddaboudit)
I ain’t your enemy
Don’t lightnin’
Strike me
(I’m tremblin’ God)
Savior please save me
(And spare the rod)
Redeemer don’t lash me
(With that leather cord)
Please Jesus don’t use your
(Terrible swift sword)
764
If thou art Jesus
Hear my plea now
I’m in trouble Lord
When I call on you
For Christ sake
Don’t beat me
Sweet Jesus
Bless my heart again
Don’t get pissed
And hit me
Aw Jesus
My weak flesh
Can’t stand pain
Je e e e e e-sus
I told you a lie
Je e e e e e-sus
I don’t wanna die
Holy heavenly Father
I know you don’t play
I’m just kiddin’
N’ B S n’
N’ church connivin’
N’ Bible jivin’
Before you start in
Flagelatin’ away
765
I'm a burnisher from hell
But I'd polish heaven well
Shinin' halos 'til they gleam
Give golden harps and slippers
Sheen
Pearly gates streets paved with
Gold
I'd rub with elbow grease and soul
'Til my hands and fingers swole
I'd buff a luster to behold
When my good works out shone
The sun
And you say excellent well done
I'll brighten up your crown and
Throne
To a glorious high tone
Then for my great just reward
I'd like an angel woman Lord
Yes when I cop my gossamer wings
And get my harp with silver strings
I want my mansion on cloud nine
Above the heaven that I shine
I wanna know da Magdalene
Lighten up Lord
Don't look so mean
Just kiddin' Jesus
Why don't you laugh
Wasn't that funny
Spare me your wrath
766
Just kiddin' Jesus
The wax I sell
Will make God's heaven
Glimmer like hell
Just kiddin' Jesus
You're my best friend
I didn't mean to
Diss you again
Just kiddin' Jesus
Your name in vain
My bad I'm sorry
I was in pain
My bad I'm sorry
I was in pain
I was in pain
Just kiddin' Jesus
Amen
767
Jesus Knocked Me Out
Jesus knocked me out
With God’s right hand
I was unconscious
On the canvas
Of shame and sin
I felt His holy fist
Take its toll
When Jesus knocked me out
Stone cold
The first round we were
Boxin’
Each jab I threw
He stopped
I staggered
Agnostic
In the ring
I couldn’t do a thing
He saved
The hell out of me
When he blessed me
With His might
768
He went upside
My atheist head
It was a one
Punch fight
With His tough love
He had a big
Brass knuckle sandwich
In his glove
Lord I took it on the chin
And the devil was standin’
There
Grinnin’ countin’ to ten
In the struggle for my soul
With the Greatest Story
Ever Told
769
Yes he’s got clout
Without a doubt
He won the bout
I heard the angels shout
Hallelujah
No harm no foul
Throw in the towel
I heard the heavenly host howl
Christ is the winner
He ko-ed a sinner
770
The Atheist
Don’t pray too hard
(Heaven only knows)
You might be boring God
Don’t pray too deep
(In the midnight hour)
You might put God to sleep
Don’t pray too much
(To great Jehovah)
You just might wake Him up
Don’t pray too long
(Good God Almighty)
And come on to Him too strong
The atheist has many books
But not one is the Bible
I talked to one the other day
He’s suing God for libel
He said
Don’t pray too hard
Believe so much
You just might lose
The sinner’s touch
Don’t do all good
And never bad
Remember life is
Happy and sad
771
Sometimes you slip
Sometimes you fall
When you heed
Religion’s call
So if you fail
To keep the faith
It might not work out
Anyway
Don’t preach all day
(Heaven only knows)
You might run Him away
Don’t shout His word
(Ev’ry mornin’)
He might think that you’re
Absurd
Don’t over praise
(Great Jehovah)
He just might think you’re crazed
Don’t preach a lot
(Good God Almighty)
Remember what Job got
772
6 Billion People
1234
2 more make 6
6 billion souls
Love starved romantics
For what it's worth
Freedom on earth
Peace time to men
In ev'ry land
When 6 billion people
Fall in love
When ev'ryone on earth
Is thinkin' of
Peace and love
Folks won't push n' shove
When 6 billion people
Fall in love
That will be heaven
Up above
Starting with us 2
Lovey dove
773
If the entire population
On the planet
Found love in their
Hearts
God would grant it
And cease world war
Infinitum
Forever more - - - Even though this idea
Is but a whim
If we all put our faith
And trust in Him
Kiss n' hug (6 Billion People)
Fall in love "
" "
Start with 2 "
" "
Me & you
"
" "
2 by 2
“
“ “
See what love
(When it's cocksure strong brave and true)
Can
(Like a bright sunburst shining through)
Do
_____Top_____
774
God’s Little Garden of Love
Good mornin’
Mornin’ glory
Tell me what’s your story
Unhappy I suppose
‘Cause your man went
Out
And chose a rose
I hear he plays the
Field
But are the flowers
Real
He just could be
Deceived
By artificial make
Believes
The wisest man can
Be deceived
He just might wind
Up
With a pretty weed
775
Well it’s like that
And that’s a fact
It’s like that
And that’s a fact
In God’s little garden
In God’s itty bitty
Garden
In God’s little garden
Of love
He gives true love
A chance to grow
He knows we’ll reap
Just what we sow
_____Chorus_____
776
I Thought I'd Died and Gone to Heaven
I thought I'd died
And gone to heaven
When I saw heaven
In your eyes
I thought I'd died
And gone to heaven
You were an angel
In disguise
I could hear saints
Gospel singin’
Yes I could hear
Church bells ringin’
And I thought I was
Dead and gone
'Til your kiss made me live on
You raised me from the dead
When we made love
In bed
And I thought I'd died
And gone to heaven
When you loved the hell
Out of me
777
I thought I'd died
And gone to heaven
Gone to heaven up above
I thought I'd died
And gone to heaven
On that day we fell in love
I thank the Lord
For this blessin’
Yes down on my knees
I'm confessin’
And I thought I was
Dead and gone
'Til your kiss made me live on
Yes you raise me from the dead
When we made love in bed
I thought I'd died
And gone to heaven
When you love the
Hell out of me
778
I Gamble On Sunday
Stain glass windows surround me
Seven come eleven love dumbfounds me
Down on my knees I'm prayin'
For your love girl you'll hear me sayin'
I gamble on Sunday
'Cause Sunday's the one day
I can be with you baby
When the Sunday shines
True love I find
You're my Sunday best chance of
Love divine
Lord make my day come up heaven
With the love that is sacred to me
The organ plays
And a reverend
Just married us happy
Go lucky
I gamble on Sunday
'Cause Sunday's the one day
I can be with you baby
When the Sunday shines
True love I find
You're my Sunday best chance of
Love divine
779
Monday Tuesday and Wednesday
I work so hard
Thursday Friday and Saturday
I'm on my job
Love is the biggest casino
In the game of heartbreak and romance
I'll risk and wager your halo
I'm bettin' blessin's
We'll win
Life's dice throw
______Chorus______
780
Oh My Lord
Oh my Lord
(End this cruel misery)
Oh my Lord
(Give us sweet victory)
Help us save the world today
Show us the way
Oh my Lord
(Deliver us from sin)
Oh my Lord
(Help us struggle and win)
Then down on our knees
We’ll pray
To You ‘til judgment day
Love honor and obey
Oh my Lord
The people are gagged and bound
And they better not utter
A sound
No not a mumblin’ word
Has the poor people’s
President heard
781
Lord we had one two three
Assassinations
We damn near burned
Down the nation
Now the whole world needs
A revelation
To save Your creation
_______Top_______
Invisible God of love
People see You but they look
Right through
So only a faithful few
Still find time to
Worship You
Lord for the love of money
Lord for the hate of war
Lord for the race condition
The starving and the poor
______Top______
782
Redemption Salvation It’s Love
Redemption salvation
It’s love
It’s love
Last night I had a notion
To jump into the ocean
But in all of the confusion
I jumped to the conclusion
It’s love it’s love
It’s love
God sue me for libel
I think it’s in the Bible
That ev’rybody needs it
I’m shoutin’ yes indeedy’s
It’s love it’s love
It’s love
Heaven knows it’s love
It’s love
It’s love
It’s love
783
I found a fallen angel
So fine
I kicked the devil in the
Behind
It’s love
It’s in the Good Book
I don’t know the verse
It’s one of those chapters
The 2nd or 1st
It’s in the Good Book
It’s love
784
Sunday Driver
You’re just a Sunday driver
On the road of life
Lookin’ for a one way street
Where love hitchhikes
I saw you crossin’ at the
Corner
Against a bright red
Light
Speedin’ up and down
Lover’s lane
And then you made a
Right
Sunday driver in the
Rain
When you slow down
I’ll catch up to you
Again
The sun ain’t shinin’
You move too fast
But I know one day soon
You’ll run clean out of
Gas
Sunday driver
Sunday driver
785
You’d better slow down
Baby
Why don’t you take your
Time
Pretty woman in the
Driver’s seat
Make up your mind
You wanna race your
Motor
You gonna strip your
Gears
Run down your battery
Ruin your good years
Sunday driver in the
Snow
You’re standin’ still
The light is green
And green is go
Let’s get a license
And when we do
I’ll bring a preacher
Here
Next Sunday and marry
You
Sunday driver
Sunday driver
786
Christian
And ev’ry time I call on Jesus
The devil answers me
Christian I have seen the wonder of your way
Christian I have tried to live like you ev’ry day
Christian once my life was worthy now I plea
Christian may the saints forgive my lustful soul
Because I love to let the good times roll
Christian I was wrong to sin as I could be
But ev’ry time I call on Jesus
787
Christian I can’t beat sin ‘cause I have a doubt
No matter how many times I sing and shout
Christian what’s your secret
Help a blind sinner see
‘Cause ev’ry time I call on Jesus
Christian my religious runs away from me
When prayers unanswered never set me free
Christian heaven’s up there and sometimes I
agree
Tho’ ev’ry time I call on Jesus
788
The Moving Light
Blessed be the moving
Light
That shines divine
Blessed be the moving light
That shines divine
So fine
I feel so fine
Down in my soul
Ev’ry time
I let the moving light
Shine bright on me
When the moving spirit
Comes all over me
Comes all over me
I just get happy
As I can be
Life’s a jubilee
Comes all over me
789
Although I know
The devil’s tail is waggin’
Although I know
His pointed tongue is braggin’
Look with me and you shall see
The moving light
Look with me and you shall see
The moving light
You’ll feel the spirit
Touch you in your heart
With all of it’s might
And then the world will be
Saved and moved alright
That shines divine
790
The World National Anthem
Would I could sing the World National Anthem
For ev’ry country with peace and love
Wish I could bring us all together
In brotherhood and sistership
And when our voices ring out to God
He’d give His blessing from heaven above
One big Amen - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Ban guns and bombs armies and terrorist too
With ev’ry human being
For ev’ry racist with peace and love
White black tan brown pink red and yellow
Then if united voices praise God
He’d surely bless us from heaven above
One great Amen - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Stop hate on earth give us a chance to love
791
For each religion with peace and love
For all mankind I’m thinking of
When all our voices ring out to God
He’d truly bless us from heaven above
Worldwide Amen - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - One prayer we’ll share for all the faiths on earth
792
The Judas Hug
(Female Version)
That’s the Judas hug
It’s gonna get you
If you don’t watch out
Hey listen ev’rybody
My baby holds on tight
He clings to me
He brings to me
A thrill with all his might
With open arms
I’m waitin’ here
To share his warm embrace
He’ll run up smilin’
With a kiss
Hello upon his face
793
Just then he held another
And whispered I repeat
Got to have ya
Got to grab ya
In the middle of the street
But that’s the Judas hug
And a Judas love I know
So I guess I’ll have to
Turn him loose
And let that lovin’ go
So ev’rybody
Ain’t nothin’ you can do
But close your eyes
And walk away
When love’s betrayin’ you
‘Cause a Judas hug
And a Judas love won’t do
Watch for the signs
Find out in time
If your main squeeze is true
794
795
Big Jesus
If I'm the woman He was the Man
I'll be good enough
I'll be good enough
I wanna be just like Big Jesus when I grow up
I wanna drink my fill of wine from the Master's
cup
I wanna be just like Big Jesus pound for pound
And beat the devil down when he throws his
weight Around
I wanna help the blind
I wanna save mankind
And for the sick and lame
I wanna do the same
I wanna be just like Big Jesus
I wanna rid the world of trouble
I wish I was Big Jesus double
I wanna be just like Big Jesus when I grow up
I'll be good enough . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Big Jesus
Big Jesus
Big Jesus
796
Great Big Jesus
Big Jesus
Big Jesus
Big Jesus
Great Big Jesus
If I’m the woman He was the Man
I'll be good enough
797
I Boast the Most
I boast the most
I drink a toast
I boast the most
About King Jesus
I boast the most
From coast to coast
I boast the most
About His love
Some people brag about
A brand-new house
Some others talk about
A fancy car
Sometimes they ramble on and on and on
But this is what I say
When it’s my turn
I boast the most about Him
I drink a toast to Him
I boast the most about Him
Give up the ghost without Him
Whenever I’m out walkin’ in a crowd
(I boast the most)
I wanna holler out His name out loud
(I boast the most)
798
I wanna shout right out
I love Him so
(I boast the most)
I wanna let the whole wide world know
(I boast the most)
He is the secret I could never keep
He is all I’ve got to say
I tell my best friend
About Him ev’ry day
I told my worst enemy
(I drink a toast)
I drink a double dose of communion wine
(I drink a toast)
And talk about the Bible times
(I drink a toast)
He saved sinners in His sacred arms
(I boast the most)
I sing His praises with my brand-new psalms
799
(I boast the most)
I run my mouth about Him
And I can’t stop
(I boast the most)
I wanna holler off a mountaintop
(I boast the most)
Stick out my chest
And boast to all the rest
(I boast the most)
His love is better than the best Yes!
______Top_______
800
Abide In Me
Abide in me (Go where I send thee)
Abide in me (Do as I bid ye)
Abide in me until
You see
A brighter light
In the night
There was a Man
Who had a plan
To make a man
And a natural woman
So the story goes
He put them down
Upon the ground
In temptation
And sin
But ev'rybody knows
When the door is closed
We're all only human
And we can't help but be
In God's little garden
Of love
_____Top_____
801
And when you see it
Shining
A holy halo over a head
Making miracles
Reminding you
That God ain't dead
And then the Man
Who made a man
Said I command
You have my little
Jesus
Virgin Mary have
You ever been
To Bethlehem
Well it's not very far
I'll put a star
In my heaven to guide
You
Now tell thy husband
Joe
To pack his ass and
Go
_____Top________
802
HOT & HORNY
803
Hot & Horny
Title
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
Copyright
Page
Written
Date &No.
No.
1. Big Ol’ Hairy Problem
Pau 1-208-687 ‘89
804
2. Baby You’re Too Weak for My Love
‘81
’02
807
‘77
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
810
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
813
3. Polka Dot
4. She Likes to Come From Behind
5. Sweeter Peter
Pau 2-412-195 ’99 816
6. Slit Up Her Leg
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 819
7. In the Red Light District
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 822
8. If It’s Easy It’s Sleazy
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 826
9. I Love a. . . Prostitute
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 829
10. That’s My Vagina
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 834
11. Guys Like Me End Up Paying For It
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 838
12. They Call Me Operator
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
840
13. Get a Vascetomy
‘81
Pau 1-494-693 ‘91 843
‘85
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 848
14. Liar Liar Pants on Fire
15. Tenderloin
804
‘78
Pau 1-208-687 ’89 851
16. Your Ass is Grass and I’m the Lawnmower
‘85
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
Big Ol’ Hairy Problem
If you’ve lost your
Appetite
And you can’t sleep
At night
You’ve got yourself
A big ol’ hairy problem
If you can’t watch TV
Just call upon me
I can handle any
Big ol’ hairy problem
Oh - - - - - - - - - - -Uhh!
You’ve got a
Baby
Don’t worry
I will help you solve
It honey
Down with that
Mama
854
805
That keeps on messin’
With yo’ brain
I’m willin’
To get involved
And shampoo
Dissolve it
I’m willin’
To fine tooth comb
And brush
Resolve it
I’m willin’
To tackle yo’ big
Ol’ hairy problem
Chile
You didn’t get AIDS
From me
Or Cousin V. D.
It was Tom Dick and
Harry
Jody or Mary
Gave you that
You committed a sin
Of the flesh and the
806
Skin
If they won’t let
You into heaven
My friend
Oh - - - - - - - - - - -Uhh!
______ Chorus______
807
Baby You’re Too Weak for My Love
You love to suffer
But you can’t stand the
Pain
I hear you moanin’
From the stress and the
Strain
You’ll never make it
When push comes to shove
Baby you’re too weak for my love
You crave a strong man
Then you faint at my
Touch
You claim that no one
Ever had you this much
Why can’t you take it
Without a kid
Glove
Baby you’re too weak
For my love
808
You say that I’m a hard
Guy
Who drives a hard bargain
And I always have my
Way
Yeah toe-to-toe
And blow by blow
I’m a hard on so and so
I mess around the
Clock
And stay on top
I try the backdoor
You holler
Stop
You make excuses
If I want you too long
You cry and complain
That I’m big as King Kong
I guess I’m not the
Kinda guy
You dream of
For my love
Reach your peak
809
For my love
Mild and meek
For my love
You holler eek
For my love
Bloodstained sheet
For my love
For what I seek
For my love
Take a leak
For my love
Spread your cheeks
For my love
810
Polka Dot
She had perfect breasts
And flaxen hair
And polka dots
On her underwearThose polka dots
Were in my head
Those polka dots
Were in my bed
Those polka dots
Were ev’rywhere
And red
She had slender thighs
And girlish pain
A freckled face
Like Joan Fontaine
She had polka dots
On her legs and arms
Those polka dots were
Her sexy charms
She said they wouldn’t
Do me any harm
She said her name
Was Dorothy
So call her Dot
She breaks out in
Those little spots
811
Whenever she gets the hots
She liked Lawrence
Welk
And Polish cooks
A freak of nature
Had me hooked
Now Polka Dot is
Ev’ry place I look
Polka Dot
From head to toe
Polka Dot
I can’t let go
Polka Dot
I know I love her
So
Polka Dot
On the wall
Polka Dot
We had a ball
Polka Dot’s
The only one I call
Like a pair of dice
Or dominoes
Polka dots
All over her clothes
Designed to expose
Her goodness knows
812
Polka Dot
Was in my dreams
That night I woke
Up
With a scream
I itched
I scratched
I caught ‘em
So it seems
My Polish sausage
Had polka dots
All over
Gee Dot thanks a lot
The doctor said
He’d give me his
Best shot
Now when you see me
In the street
If I’m unappealing
When we meet
Remember Polka Dots
Disease I’ve got
813
She Likes to Come from Behind
She likes to come from
Behind
Horsing around me
This way and that-a-way
In slow motion
Looking fine
Behind
With wild desire
Ragin’ fire
And finish first
Down the line
She made me holla
I bet a dollar
She would win
The race of love
She’s even money
A sucker’s honey
That fast ass filly
Of mine
Behind
Win place or show
814
Behind
Man look at her go
Behind
In record time
Behind
She feels so cocky
My female jockey
The race of love
Can be a grind
Behind
In a photo finish
By a nose and win it
Where the sun don’t
Shine
She’s from Kentucky
I’m mighty lucky
In the stretch
She gets inclined
I’m in suspense
She’s on the fence
815
Then her energy
Unwinds
Behind
She rides my rail
Behind
Moan and wail
Behind
And swish her tail
816
Sweeter Peter
Sweeter Peter baby
Sweeter Peter honey
Sweeter Peter sugar
Sweeter Peter darlin'
Sweeter Peter is my
Name
Sweeter Peter is my
Game
Sweeter Peter is my
Aim
Sweeter Peter is my claim to
Fame
Sweeter Peter
It's not longer baby
It's not stronger honey
It's not bigger sugar
Like you figure darlin'
Sweeter Peter's what I
Got
Sweeter Peter hits the
Spot
Sweeter Peter
Hard n’ hot
Sweeter Peter
Humpin’ yo’ hind pots
Sweeter Peter
817
I don't give a damn sir
If you're hung like
A hamster
Because the only answer
Is not just in your
Jeans
The secret is to love
Her
Caress and hold don't
Shove her
Remember women prefer
To feel what romance
Means
Sweeter Peter woman
Sweeter Peter lady
Sweeter Peter lover
Sweeter Peter pretty girl chile
Sweeter Peter in your life
Sweeter Peter man and wife
Sweeter Peter no more strife
Cuts the mustard like
A switchblade knife
Sweeter Peter
Once I abused my power
And my tough love turned sour
I was a push and shover
With all my might rough lover
818
Now I move my muscle
In a honey tussle
With sugar coated strokes of love
And candy ramrod hustle
I sweet spot touch control
With spoonfuls from my soul
And serve it up in lovin' cups
From a sexy sugar bowl
I’ll make your backbone slip
You’ll become swivel hip
Humpin’ pumpin’ climaxin’
At a honey drippin’ clip
_____Chorus_____
Slit Up Her leg
Slit up her leg
Slit up her leg
Slit up her leg
Slit up her leg
819
Shirley comes early
She pops her balloon
Too soon
Betty’s spaghetti
Ain’t ready it sticks
To my spoon
Nancy dressed fancy
French negligees
Under the moon
But Winnipeg Meg
She’s got a slit up
Her leg
______Top______
No way Jose I say
Not me Marie you see
Meg makes me holler
And beg
She’s always in fashion
I’m always in passion
And after that slit
Up her leg
______Top______
820
Mary’s contrary
She wears her pajamas
In bed
Sally’s a valley
She’s deep as the sailor
Boys said
Jane is a pain
The woman’s as plain
As her name
But Winnipeg Meg
She’s got a slit up her
Leg
________Top_______(Twice)
No no Pedro
It ain’t no use Jesus
To hit on a mini skirt
Flirt
So when Barbara wears
Jeans
And treated me mean
Meg stepped out of
My men’s magazine
_______Top______
821
In the Red Light District
She sound like
Elmer Fudd
She sound like
Elmer Fudd
I went shoppin’ in
The Red Light District
822
(Beep beep)
I went cruisin’ in
The Red Light District
(Honk honk)
I went browsin’
In the Red Light
District
(Ugga ugga)
On the prowl
In the Red Light
District
(Siren)
Square John
In the Red Light
District
(Wolf whistle)
Cheap trick
In the Red Light
District
(Hi sailor)
I went slummin’
In the Red Light
District
823
And this is what
She said
She said you wanna
Rent a room
In the Red Light
District
She said you wanna
Rent a room
In the Red Light
District
She said you wanna
Rent a room
In the Red Light
District
She sound like Elmer
Fudd
She sound like Elmer
Fudd
Tom cattin’
In the Red Light
District
(Meow)
Showtime in the
Red Light
District
(Applause)
824
Undercover
In the Red Light
District
(Heavy breathin’)
Vice Squad
In the Red Light
District
(Knock knock)
I.V. users
In the Red Light
District
(Oooh - - - ahhh - - -)
Get AIDS
In the Red Light
District
(Oh God!)
Get mugged
In the Red Light
District
(Stick ‘em up)
And this is what
She said
She said you wanna
825
Wear a rubber
(Uh huh)
In the Red Light District
( 3 times)
______Top_____
If It’s Easy It’s Sleazy
One and two and three
And four
Jehovah Witness
At my door
Five and six and seven
And eight
Social worker get it
826
Straight
Nine and ten and
Eleven and twelve
Avon lady rang my
Bell
Thirteen fourteen
Fifteen sixteen
Use a rubber
Or go through hell
If it’s easy it’s sleazy
Walkin’ down the street
Ev’ry time we meet
I said let’s go to my
Place
You said let’s go to mine
We couldn’t get off
The corner
827
For me watchin’ your
Behind
You were standin’ on the corner
Of Hollywood and Vine
You’re a hip shakin’
Mama
Built sexy and fine
Ev’rybody knows
The Bible told me so
I can see in your eyes
You’ve loved hundreds
Before
In the back seat of
Cars
In the woods
And on the floor
I’ll bet your body’s
Been exposed to V. D.
AIDS and more
_____Top_____
828
I Love a - - - - Prostitute
I love a prostitute
Because she looks so cute
When she’s in her
Birthday suit
I love a prostitute
I love a prostitute
I’m love struck blind
Deaf and mute
829
I love a prostitute
I dig her walkin’ boots
I love a prostitute
I made a mistake
And it’s a beaut
I love a prostitute
I won’t take no
Substitute
I love a prostitute
You attempt to pimp
I’ll shoot
I love a prostitute
And I don’t give a
Hooker’s hoot
‘Cause I love I love
I love I love her
I love I love
I love I love her
I love I love
I love I love her
I love I love
I love I love her
I love I love
I love I love her
830
I love I love
I love I love her
I love I love
A prostitute
Well I was startin’
To get suspicious
The way that the
Neighbors’ talk
They sat on the stoop
And they began to snoop
Ev’ry time that you
Took a walk
Well I watched your
Sexy body
And I followed you to
The curb
Where you whispered
To the driver of a
Taxicab
A destination that
I overheard
A destination that
I overheard
Well I hailed the cab
Behind you
And I followed you
831
Downtown
There you got out the
Cab
Then you stood on the
Corner
And you began to strut
Around
And you began to strut
Around
Well it was hello sailor
Soldier
Marine and business
Man
It broke my heart
Ev’ry time you did it
Lord I could not
Understand
Lord I could not
Understand
So I went into a men’s
Store
And I put on a john’s
Disguise
Then I went right up
And I hit on you
Yes I looked right in
Your eyes
Yes I looked right in
Your eyes
832
I said baby sugar
Honey
How can I make you
Mine
You said I’m more
Than willin’
It would be so thrillin’
It cost $25.00 to try
It cost $25.00 to try
______Top______
Well all night long
You hang around the
Hotels
All night you’re in and out of
Motels
Well all your time
You spend in a cheap
Bar
All your life
You’re waitin’ for
A big car
Well all your luck
Gambled on losers
All your hope
On dope users
833
And all your dreams
Runnin’ out the back
Door
You’ve got ev’rybody
Callin’ you a street
Whore
______Top_______
That’s My Vagina
That’s my vagina
I heard a high class
Liberated woman say
That’s my vagina
That’s my vagina
Magna cum laude
Graduated U.C.L.A.
That’s my vagina
834
Lord she was finer
Than any one liner
I could hardly ever say
That’s my vagina
That’s my vagina
Mysterious as China
The reason for the E. R. A.
That’s my vagina
That’s my vagina
That’s what she told me
She said this ain’t
No dirty shame
That’s my vagina
That’s my vagina
She said it ain’t nasty
Don’t talk dirty
Use the proper name
That’s my vagina
That’s my vagina
She said it’s a woman’s
Feministic claim to
Fame
That’s my vagina
835
That’s my vagina
Mysterious as China
It ain’t no hanky panky
Game
That’s my vagina
She said a hog maw
Ain’t nothin’ but a
Chittlin’
When you’re lookin’
At it cold
She said but if you
Comprehend
My friend
It will satisfy your soul
I said I love your hair
I love your lips
I’d love to touch you
With my fingertips
She said your eyes
May shine
Your teeth may grit
Because I’m split down
The middle as an apple
Like this
836
That’s my vagina
Whenever you’re lookin’
In a sexy Playboy
Magazine
That’s my vagina
That’s my vagina
Some stupid people
Try to say that
It’s obscene
That’s my vagina
That’s my vagina
I wined and dined her
Now I know
Just what she means
That’s my vagina
That’s my vagina
Mysterious as China
And a cathouse
In New Orleans
That’s my vagina
That’s my vagina
Delicious it kinda
Taste like Hagen Daz
Ice cream
That’s my vagina
837
That’s my vagina
Soft as cotton in Carolina
Sweet as puddin’ n’ tain
That’s my vagina
That’s my vagina
By heaven’s designer
Au natural
Or close shaved
Clean
That’s my vagina
Guys Like Me End Up Payin’ For It
Guys like me end up payin’
For it
If we wait too long for love
Guys like me end up
Payin’ for affection
That’s how it goes
You can pay through the nose
For love
838
Women stand out on the corner
Pretty girls with hearts
Of pure gold
On the street love is either
Bought or it is sold
And I need love
Before I get too old
Well I’m cruising’ after dark
& joggin’ in the park
Lookin’ for a spark
With a stranger on a lark
I’m hopin’ for romance
Willin’ to take a chance
It use to cost a dime a dance
Now a kiss is high finance
Then I met you
Right off I knew
You would be mine
You would be true
Nothin’ was lost
Because all it cost me
Was love - - - - - - Guys like me end up
839
Payin’ for it
You saved me more than
My money
Guys like me end up
Tryin’ to buy happiness
And ev’rything you give
To me for free
So all you guys
Dissatisfied
Like I was
With Jezebel
End your hell today
Search in a church
For a good woman
At a Sunday go to meetin’
Then fall in love
And you won’t have
To pay
They Call Me Operator
They call me operator
Smooth operator
They call me operator
Sweet-talkin operator
My number is zero
Girl you know
I won’t do nothin’ but
Love you so
840
My number is 411
For love information
And a job well done
My number is emergency
When you’re on fire
Sugar
Call on me
My number is busy
As a bee
Buzz me back honey
I won’t sting you baby
When you talk to a real
Operator
Then sweetie you’re talkin’
To me
I’m the sweet-talkin’
Smooth operator
You’re anxious to see
(Oh yeah)
Well I’m not in the
Telephone book
Go to the ladies room
And take a look
841
At the sexy things
Wrote on the wall
About me
And then call
All y’all
______Top______
My number’s 800-love
Free
Call me long distance
And locally
My number’s two-fisted
Unlisted
I know your secret
You can’t resist it
My number is yours
Day and night
Ring a ding
Ting a ling me
I’ll treat you right
My number is 7 come 11
You lucky woman
You just dialed heaven
842
_______Top______
Get a Vasectomy
She said if you
Really really love me
If you really truly
Need me
If you really really
Want us to be
She said go downtown
And don’t you be no
Cynic
843
Go down to the local
Clinic
Go down and get a
Vasectomy
She said it’s just a
Minor operation
Blessed by women’s
Liberation
It ain’t nothin’ like
Castration you will
See
She said go down
And get that dreaded
Needle
Go down or we’ll
Break up like the
Beatles
Go down and get a
Vasectomy
She said get a
Vasectomy
If you wanna make
844
Love to me
Get a vasectomy
Then we can make
Love scot-free
Get a vasectomy
Then you can fool
Around with me
Get a vasectomy
She said
Get a vasectomy
She said if you
Really love me
And you’re thinkin’
Of me
Get a vasectomy
She said at the
Local clinic
Don’t you be a cynic
Get a vasectomy
She said it’s a little
Operation
Nothin’ like
Castration
Get a vasectomy
She said get that
845
Dreaded needle
Or break up like
The Beatles
Get a vasectomy
She said we’ll be
Makin’ love like
Crazy
Makin’ love instead
Of babies
Go down and get a
Vasectomy
She said love is
To never have to
Worry
Love is if you
Do this in a hurry
Run down and get
A vasectomy
She said get a
Vasectomy
If you wanna make
Love to me
Get a vasectomy
So we can make
846
Love scot-free
Get a vasectomy
If you wanna have
Sex with me
Get a vasectomy
Get a vasectomy
Get a vasectomy
She said get a
Vasectomy
If you wanna fool
Around with me
Get a vasectomy
If you wanna get
Down with me
She said get a
Vasectomy
If you think I’m
Sexy
Get a vasectomy
Get a vasectomy
Go get a vasectomy
Go get a vasectomy
847
Liar Liar Pants on Fire
Liar liar pants on fire
You said you didn’t care about
My love
You said that you could live
Without my love
But ev’ry time that I catch
Your eye
I can see hot love sparks
Fly
848
I know you said for us to
Cool it
Just let the flame die
And don’t fool with it
Fire Department come to
My apartment
Hook and ladder come see
What’s the matter
You feel so warm
Here in my arms
Baby this is no false alarm
Your lips are blazin’
Fire engine red
An inferno in my bed
Liar liar pants on
Fire
You said you didn’t
Care
About my love
Through the windows
And the doors
The flames of love
849
Can’t be ignored
Liar liar pants on
Fire
Resistin’ walls are
Burnin’ down
Heated passions all
Around
Liar liar pants on
Fire
I singe your soul
With searin’ feelin’
You’re so hot for me
You hit the ceilin’
Liar liar pants on
Fire
You said it’s over
And we have no matches
Each time we touch
We stir the ashes
I kiss your lips
And you begin to act
Like a pyromaniac
______Top______
850
Tenderloin
When love is joined
To the groin
It’s tenderloin
Downtown Des Moines
Where pork is born
It’s tenderloin
The soulful meat
Black people eat
It’s tenderloin
851
The red light part
Of the city’s heart
It’s tenderloin
That bone you’re gnawin’
And stone enjoyin’
It’s tenderloin
Filet mignon
Cost legal coin
It’s tenderloin
Livestock home grown
On country corn
It’s tenderloin
When love is joined
To the groin
It’s tenderloin
Red rare roast beef meat
So sweet
Tender tenderloin
From your young face
Down to your dainty feet
Tender tenderloin
Ounce for ounce
852
And pound for pound
Tender tenderloin
You’re the best prime cut
In town
Tender tenderloin
Firm fine body trim
And lean
Tender tenderloin
Made Jack Sprat lick
The platter clean
Tender tenderloin
I thought I heard the
Butcher say
Tender tenderloin
There’s a special on
Dark meat
Today
_______Top______
853
Your Love is Grass and I’m the Lawnmower
Your love is grass
And I’m the lawnmower
Under my feet no grass
Will ever grow
Your love grew fast
But I’m the lawnmower
So I can cut it
Anytime I know
Your love is grass
854
Your love won’t last
I’ll mow your love down
To the brown ground
In a leafy glade
I’m the lawnmower
Bring me a lemonade
I’m the lawnmower
Your love I got it made
I’m the lawnmower
Made in the shade
I’m the lawnmower
Your love is grass
To the brown ground
I do my best work hard
I’ll trim your whole facade
Roll you over in the clover
In your front and your backyard
I’ll pull out all your weeds
And plant some brand-new
Seeds to grow
Don’t you know
The grass is greener
On the other side
Sit on my power mower
855
And take a ride
Out in the bushes
We can kiss and hide
I picked your flowers
Just before they died
Your love is grass
To the brown ground
Your love is grass
Your love is grass
Your love is grass baby
Your love is grass
(Refrain)
856
AFRICANAMERICAN SONG
African-American Song
Title
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
Written
Copyright
Date &No.
Page
No.
‘80
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
858
‘80
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
862
1. Rolling
2.
Pygmy
3. Win Winnie Win
857
‘87
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
865
‘80
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
868
‘80
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
870
‘74
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
874
‘80
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
876
4. It’s the Law of the Jungle
5. Like An Elephant
6. The Woods Are Full
7. The Lion’s Share of Your Love
8. Let’s Gorilla Bladin’ - - - - I Mean Go Roller Bladin’
‘80
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
879
‘79
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
882
‘79
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
885
‘78
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
887
9. You Charmed Me Like a Snake
10.Jungle Drums
11. The Little White Lions
Rolling
(African-American Song)
Rolling
In the sun
I’m rocking rolling
Africa is so consoling
Rolling cross this
Great big land
Rolling
858
Through the jungle
Wheeling dealing
That happy with my
People feeling
Seeing where
Mankind began
The rainy seasons
Been here and gone
Now it’s time to
Motor on
The King of Kenya
Said he’d confide
Where I could find
A pride of lions
I met a witch doctor
In the clearing
He told me he admired
My power steering
He showed me all
The birds
That I’d been hearing
Rolling on and on
Rolling
Ever staying in
Control and
859
It’s making me a free
And whole man
Rolling over Africa
Rolling
Like the clouds above
I’m rolling
Rare beauty ‘round me
Is unfolding
And I’m in love with
Africa
My pigmy cousins
A clever runt
He helped me hunt
The elephant
Then he looked up
And I had to laugh
When he saw a giraffe
The Zulu warriors
Wished me luck
They put a rhinoceros
In my truck
He went to sleep
When he began to feel
The magic of the
Spinning wheels
Rolling
Racing with the zebra
860
Rolling
To the nearest water
Hole then
I’ll take a drink
And roll again
Rolling
The herd is coming
Now
Like thunder
I’m gonna chase ‘em
Here to yonder
Catch a cheetah
If I can
Singing my African
American song
I’m a happy happy man
Riding rolling right
Along
Rolling
861
Pygmy
Well I went down
To see the pygmy
Traced my roots back
To Africa
I went down to see
The pygmy
He’s the biggest
Little superstar
I went down to see
The pygmy
862
Glad to say he measures
Up to par
There is a little
Bit of pygmy
In us all y’all
There is a little
Bit of pygmy
Big or small y’all
There is a little
Bit of pygmy
Fat or tall y’all
There is a little
Bit of pygmy
Great with gall y’all
Little nigger don’t
Never get no bigger
Three four feet is
High as they figure
Little nigger don’t
Grow no mo’ bigger
Shoot his poison arrow
863
Fo’ you pull the
Trigger
I went deep in the
Forest
Just to see him kill
The elephant
I went deep in the
Forest
To watch naughty
Shorty hunt
I went deep in the
Forest
He’s such a mighty
Clever runt
There is a little bit
Of pygmy
Natural funk man
Of pygmy
Tiny hunka man
Of pygmy
Jungle drunk man
Of pygmy
864
In my trunk man
Little bitty guy short
As life
Makin’ savage moves
On my wife
Primitive stud came
Back with me
Dwarfish midget
Think he Jody
Win Winnie Win
When Winnie when
Will the curse of
Apartheid end
When Winnie when
Will you destroy
The walls
And break the lock
Then Winnie then
Open his cell
Before the clock
865
Runs out on him
Reset the stone
Your diamond’s dim
The pearls of your
Wisdom
You still love your
Husband
King’s widow was
Coming to call
She hesitated
As you anticipated
And cancelled with
De Clerk after all
South Africa’s a jewel
Just right for the
Taking
If you hold its
Treasure with arms
Blood red as a ruby
A war is your duty
For peace is resisting
Your charms
You shine like a
Diamond
South African diamond
866
You’re precious as
Gold
In a South African
Mine
Mandela has named
You
But if Nelson won’t claim
You
Your army will
Strike for mankind
Win Winnie win
Sanctions and
Disinvestment
Are business terms
Win Winnie win
Get the guns and
Bombs or spears
To fight
Win Winnie win
The world is watching
Waiting your command
For war must be
God understands
867
It’s the Law of the Jungle
It’s the law of the jungle
When I saw you walking
Looking good
From here to Hollywood
To love you if I could
You were walking wounded
In the heart
From here to Central Park
To kiss and hug you in
868
The dark
The law of the jungle
Is so true
If I go animal for you
About love
Is all that I’m thinking of
Is so fair
The law of the jungle’s
Ev’rywhere
Around this wild and
Savage world
For ev’ry boy and girl
If I smell the scent
Of your perfume
And you arouse me
In my room
You’re mine now
I Presume
869
Like An Elephant
Oompah
I’m broken hearted
On parade
Oompah
I miss your touch
And love we made
Like an elephant
I remember you
Like an elephant
In the city zoo
You were kind to me
And I carried you
870
Like an elephant
And like an elephant
I’ll never forget to
Love the peanuts
Out of you
24-7
And like an elephant
I’ll never forget to
Love the peanuts
Out of you
My heart is heavy
You hit me like a Chevy
I had a huge crush on you
But now you’re gone
As I age on
A gray wrinkled man
That grew
Into a circus clown
Who wore a frown
Because you played around
With another pachyderm
Hot lover
From trunk to tail
871
I’m black and blue
Oompah
Marching along
These urban streets
Oompah
Tasting your kisses
Sweet as treats
Like an elephant
I protected you
Like an elephant
I was strong and wise
You brought out the
Beast in me
And I came chargin’
In
Like an elephant
I’m big game for you
_____Chorus______
You were my trainer
I’m no complainer
In the center ring of life
A sexual act
Adult hardcore
Performing with my wife
872
I’m overwhelmed
You’re at the helm
Without an elephant gun
The poachers came
White hunters claim
My ivory by the ton
Oompah
Love is a vicious
Tiger bite
Oompah
Jungle safari
Ev’ry night
Like an elephant
I worked hard for you
Like an elephant
Standing tall and true
Up on my hind legs
I did any trick
Like an elephant
When you ask me to
_____Chorus______
A solid sender
Pretty peanut vendor
At a tawdry carnival gig
873
Freak show hottie
Just bought my body
Because I’m jumbo big
Now the tent is folded
The costumes are molded
In wagons where they rot
In Florida my winter home
I miss you so a lot
_____Chorus______
The Woods Are Full
My gun is empty
My trigger won’t pull
Maybe baby that’s why
The woods are full
My traps meant nothing
At all to you
Baited with bull
The woods are full
I’ll chase some wild
Rabbits
‘Cause they’ve got the
874
Habit
The woods are full
I’ll sic my retriever
After eager beaver
The woods are full
I’ll hit on a fox
To lock in a box
The woods are full
I’ll bag a young
Dear
With crocodile tears
The woods are full
______Top_______
875
The Lion Share of Your Love
The lion share of your
Love
The lion share of your
Love
I am the king of beasts
I’m hungry for a feast
Baby bring your fine
Self
Over here
Girl when you hear me
Growl
You know I’m on the prowl
This cat is stalking you
876
My dear
Kiss me and ease my pain
Lick my wounds
And stroke my mane
You make me purr
With sheer delight
You’re in the lion’s den
I’m going for the kill
And then
This time I’m gonna
Get my fill
I want the lion’s share
Of your good lovin’
Baby bring it home
To me
I could eat you up
Can’t get enough
Of all the stuff
You do to me
I want the lion’s share
Of all your love
Forever come what may
Tell the other cats out
In the jungle
That they’d better stay
Away
877
________Top________
Tigers want the biggest
Bite
Leopards change their
Spots alright
Panthers want to pounce
On you
Each night
I see the cheetah
Running
Laughing hyenas coming
They want you so
With all their
Might
You drive me wild
You make me greedy
So I can’t help it sweety
I’ve got to have the most
And more
Love starved I want it
All
When you hear my love
878
Call
Girl only you can make
Me roar
_______Chorus_______
_______Top________
Let’s Gorilla Bladin’ I Mean Go Roller Bladin’
Let’s gorilla bladin’
I mean go roller bladin’
879
Around the world
Boys and girls
I’ve been bladin’ by the
Sea too long
(Roller bladin’)
And I saw a gorilla
Big as King Kong
(Roller Bladin’)
So I wrote this roller
Bladin’ song
If you wanna
You can sing along
I go bananas tryin’
To sing it right
It always comes out
Wrong
______Top______
Big gorilla mean and evil
880
Knock down drag out
Through the people
Rollin’ down the beach
Look out!
He’s the menace of Venice
Well well he knocked
Down
Two old ladies
And a woman with a
Little baby
He’s a bad wooly bully
Yeah!
He’s a fonky monkey
Gorilla of my dreams
Did you escape
From the Planet of the
Apes
And do you think
Ev’rybody here
Is scared of you
Well stop beatin’ on
Your chest
‘Cause I’m the best blades
In the west
I’ll race you and win
Then take you back to
The zoo
______Top________
881
You Charmed Me Like a Snake
You charmed me like a snake
Slick as you wanna be
Up in a jungle tree
You wiggled through
Your camouflage
And put a spell on me
Then I was hypnotized
Caught by your sexy
Eyes
Just like a reptile
Chile
You charmed and
882
Captured me
I know you’re gonna
Bite
Squeeze me with all
Your might
You’ll wrap your slender
Body
‘Round me good and
Tight tonight
After love’s poison
Starts
Nothing can save my
Heart
Snake charming is an
Art they say
You slithered up to me
Downtown
(You charmed me like a snake)
I took one look
883
And you were wrapped
Around
Now I know that there
Is no escape
So have mercy baby
Please
For Jesus sake
You slowly made my
Mind unwind
Then suddenly our arms
Intertwined
And just like Adam
And just like Eve
You tempted me so
Easily
884
Repeat verses
_______Top________
Jungle Drums
Jungle drums
Say Nelson Mandela
Boom boom boom
He’s a hell of a fellow
Jungle drums
Say Winnie Mandela
Night and day
She’s the queen of
Seweto
Jungle drums
Under an U.N. umbrella
Beat and play
To end apartheid in
South Africa
885
Jungle drums
Like Philadelphia’s
Freedom bell
Ringing out ev’rywhere
Go down tribes of the
Sudan
Join the A.N.C.
Zulu Ethiopia Watussi
Mandinka
Ubangi Pygmy
With Masai at night
Jungle drums
Tell Bishop Tutu
Get off his knees
De Clerk won’t do do do
Jungle drums
Gather all black people
Fight fight fight
For black civil rights
______Top_______
886
The Little White Lions
The little white lions
Three snowy white cubs
They all have brown noses
And cat yellow eyes
887
Glow in the dark
They have soft paws
Without claws
And pink lips with
No jaws
Born free in the park
Timbi and Tombi
Then Numa was born
That's Zulu for hope
Girl beginning
That's hope for the world
All from the same father
They continue to come
From the king of the
Jungle
Agamemnon
Three clouds in the sun
888
The pick of the litter
The pride of the pride
The miracle of Timbavati
Found by Chris McBride
One lion's in the
Jungle
Two placed in a zoo
They inspired a book
And a movie
And this song for you
An old dream come true
Three clouds in the sun
Born free in the park
With cat yellow eyes
889
UNSOLICITED
SINGLES
890
Unsolicited Singles
Title
Publisher
Songwriter
1. The Beekeeper’s Daughter
&Johnny Mack
Date
Written
‘68/’91
Copyright
Date &No.
Page
No.
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
897
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
899
2. The Other Way Around (Ass Backwards)
3. That Girl’s a Gold Mine
902
4. Come See my Gallery
‘73
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
905
‘78
Pau 1-494-633 ’91
907
‘83
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
910
‘80
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
913
‘85
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
915
‘78
Pau 1-494-633 ’91
917
‘78
Pau 1-494-633 ’91
921
‘79
Pau 1-494-633 ’91
923
‘78
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
926
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
928
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
930
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
933
‘78 Pau 1-208-687 ’89
935
5. Dizzy Busy
6. Two Timin’ Tina
7. Lips That Touch Liquor
8. Midnight Slumber Party
9. Like Talkin’ to a Dead Woman
10. It’s Out on Loan from the Library
11. Dislocated Lips and Dislocated Hips
12. Blackberry
13. Ashy White Woman
14. The Love Dump Truck
15. Be My Clinging Vine
16. Popping In and Out
Title
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
Copyright
Page
891
Written
Date &No.
No.
‘78
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
937
‘78
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
940
17. Flying Colors of Love
18. You Gotta Kiss Somebody’s Bottom
19. Little Green Monsters
’02
943
20. Jaywalkin’ in the Sun
‘79
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
945
21. Don’t Boil the Lobsters (I Can’t Stand to Hear Them Scream)
Dudley Brooks
‘81
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
947
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
950
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
952
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
954
‘77
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
956
‘76
Pau 1-494-633 ’91
958
‘77
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
961
‘84
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
964
‘78
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
966
‘73
Pau 1-208-687 ‘89
969
‘73
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
970
‘72
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
972
‘77
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
974
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
976
22. Baby Don’t Go to Reno
23. I’ve Done Time
24. The Lover’s Hall of Fame
‘80
25. The Needle’s Moving Further to the Right
26. A.P.B.
27. One Brick Short of a Load
28. Rip Van Winkle of Rock and Roll
29. Mace in Yo’ Face
30. Crystal Eyes
31. The Fringe of Forever
32. I Am a Mountain
33. Musical Toy
34. You’re the Reason You’re the Rhyme
‘77
892
Title
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
Written
Copyright
Date &No.
Page
No.
‘80
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
981
‘79
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
983
‘77
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
985
‘77
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
987
‘77
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
991
‘78
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
993
‘77
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
995
‘78
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
997
‘81
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
999
‘83
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
1002
35. I Do a Little Soft Shoe
36. I’m Tickled Pink
37. Love Sap
38. American Money
39. Goody Good Deed for the Day
40. Hop Skip Jump
41. Notify Me
42. Chicago Woman
43. Skylab
44. Sweet Reparation
45. You Wiped the Slate Clean
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1005
Pau 1-494-633 ’91
1007
Pau 1-494-633 ’91
1010
Pau 1-494-633 ’91
1012
Pau 1-494-633 ’91
1014
Pau 1-494-633 ’91
1017
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1020
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1022
46. A Kiss and a Lie
47. I Input Into You
48. I Don’t Wanna Cry Again
49. Tumbling Down
50. I Bet the Farm That You’re the One
51. Be Mine Again
52. Trust Me I Love You
893
Title
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
Written
Copyright
Date &No.
Page
No.
53. I Feel Like Lovin’ You
‘83
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1023
‘85
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1026
‘84
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1028
‘81
Pau 1-494-633 ’91
1030
‘80
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1032
‘92
August 25, 1995
1034
‘82
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
1039
‘77
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
1044
54. Stone Wall of Love
55. Many Charms
56. Bleached Blonde
57. Crying in My Beer
58. Members
59. Mild Bill
60. Hindus Don’t Eat Hamburgers
61. I Can’t Win - - - - - For Losin’ You
‘93 August 25, 1995
1048
‘94
August 25, 1995
1050
‘79
August 25, 1995
1054
‘95
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
1057
‘95
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
1062
‘95
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
1066
‘95
August 25, 1995
62. Martyr for the Music
63. Baby Mae
64. Dead Beat Daddy
65. Stay Me
66. Angelino
67. It’s the San Andreas Fault
1069
68. Ass Over Teakettle Love
’95
August 25, 1995
1073
‘72
Pau 1-494-633 ’91
1077
69. My Sweet Dreams of Love
894
Title
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
Written
Copyright
Date &No.
Page
No.
70. Way Crazy
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
1079
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
1083
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
1091
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
1094
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
1097
71. The Statler Brothers Fallin’ Down the Stair
72. Fake 2 Da Moon
73. Hot Fudge Sundae
75. Reneged Refrain
74. Robaire the Cockhound
Pau 2-412-195 ’99 1100
75. Michigan Malaise
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
1104
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
1109
76. Haul Ass Humpin’
77. Brush with Love
’99
’02 1113
‘98
Pau 2-412-195 ’99 1117
‘98
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
78. U My Color But U Ain’t My Kind
79. Pubis Bone
1120
80. The Return of Johnny Jealousy
’01
’02 1124
81. The Composer
‘85
Pau1-208-687 ’89
1126
’02
1129
82. A Quarter Short of Love
Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘65/’01
Milt Matthews
84. Louisiana Purchase
‘99
June 5, 2000
1132
‘98
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
1134
83. Different
895
Title
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
Written
Copyright
Date &No.
Page
No.
84. The Theme of Finance Rd.
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
1137
‘97
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
1139
‘97
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
1141
‘98
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
1146
‘97
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
1150
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
1158
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
1160
June 5, 2000
1167
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
1170
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
1172
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
1176
’01
’02
1179
‘80
Pau1-208-687 ’89
1181
‘86
Pau1-208-687 ’89
1184
‘99
June 5, 2000
1188
‘99
June 5, 2000
1191
85. Enslaved
86. Sore as a Whore
87. I Slept With Yo’ Mama
88. Feel My Eel
89. Gang With No Name
90. 1 Ambition
93. Golden Years
91. Misogeny Tattoo
92. Bessie
93. Mr. Mfume
94. No Muss No Fuss No Bother
95. I’m Invisible
96. Swiss Lake
97. Marilyn Monroe
98. Voodoo Valentine
99. Accursed
Title
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
‘98
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
Copyright
Page
1193
896
Written
Date &No.
No.
100. Cyberspace Confession
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101.Phony Phone Sex
102.Jewish Man
103.Kinky n’da Stinky
(UFO of Love)
104. Da Muthafuckas Brutha
105. I Can’t Get You Out of My System
106. Show Business
897
The Beekeepers’ Daughter
The beekeepers’
Daughter
Is my desire
Her honey is a sweet
Thrill
She sets my soul on
Fire
She’s buzzin’ in
The neighborhood
Spreading her
Affection
She’s the stinger in the wasp nest
So when she comes
In your direction
Now hear this
If you kiss
The beekeepers’
Daughter
Then you’ll be
Just like me
A honey lamb to the slaughter
898
Now hear this
Don’t you kiss
The beekeepers’
Daughter
Don’t crave her jive
From the hive
That’s the beekeepers’ orders
Oh you like her eyes
(She’s a killa bee)
‘Cause they hypnotize
Ooh the honey drips
From her tempting
Lips - - - The beekeepers’
Daughter
Is pure love power
She’s got the kind
Of kisses
That make my
Manhood flower
Her honey keeps me busy
I’m hooked forever
Like a bee in a bonnet
She’s horny as a
Hornet
______Chorus_____
The Other Way Around
899
(Ass Backwards)
Ass backwards
Ass backwards
Ass backwards
Ass backwards
You can play this record
(Ass backwards)
The other way around
(Ass backwards)
How strange a love song
Sounds
(Ass backwards)
I’ve been hustling
Backwards
(Ass backwards)
(Ass backwards)
My future’s in this
Town
(Ass backwards)
900
(Ass backwards)
Upside is also down
(Ass backwards)
(Ass backwards)
A smile is but a frown
You see
The sky is on the ground
Confound you
Turn my world the
Other way
(Ass backwards)
Or I won’t last another
Day
(Ass backwards)
Confound you turn my
World
_____Top_____
(6 Times)
901
We were friends not
Lovers
(Ass backwards)
Two lonely laughing
Clowns
(Ass backwards)
I wish we were love
Bound
(Ass backwards)
Life just up and swept
Us
(Ass backwards)
Now time can’t be
Rewound
(Ass backwards)
When will we be
Renown
(Ass backwards)
902
That Girl’s a Gold Mine
That girl’s a
Gold mine
Oh how her love
Shines
Sweet golden
Heart
She’s good as
Gold
A solid gold mine
24 karat
I struck it rich
This time
I’m prospecting
That her love
Is genuine
She say Robert don’t
Throw those seeds away
I’ll plant them for a
Rainy day
That girl’s a gold mine
She tell me Robert
That song is where it’s
At
Compact Disc and DAT
She said Robert
903
I’m going to the grocery
Store
For munchies
‘Cause we need more
She whispered Robert
Roll over I’ll rub your
Back
You’re the best and
That’s a fact
Hard to have
Hard to hold
Hard to find
Hard to dig
Hard to claim
Hard to pan
Hard to guard
Hard to take
Hard to fake
Hard to peep
Hard to keep
Hard to shaft
904
My precious lifeline
The most mother lode of love
I’ll ever find
She’s invaluable
As that rare mineral
Heed my no trespassing
Sign
‘Cause
She’s mine all mine
_____Chorus_____
Come See My Gallery
905
Come see my gallery
Come see my gallery
In my gallery of love
And life
And all that kind of jazz
I’m hung up
For you to see
A self-portrait of me
And it’s open anytime
So you can take a look
Inside
Won’t you take a look
Take me off the hook
Let your conscious be
Your guide
______Top______
Unlike the Mona Lisa
I don’t have a mystic
Smile
I’ve painted me Picasso
In an abstract artist style
In my gallery
906
I’m on display
Hanging on the wall
It’s a work of art
The way you broke my
Heart
The greatest masterpiece
Of all
_______Top________
Dizzy Busy
907
I’m dizzy busy
With you in my arms
I’m dizzy busy
With your many charms
I’ve got my hands full
Kissin’ you
My work’s cut out for me
Just huggin’ you
(Uh uh huh)
I’m dizzy busy
Baby all the time
I’m dizzy busy
Lovin’ you so fine
I’m dizzy busy
When we’re holdin’ hands
I’m your dizzy busy
Lovin’ man
Dizzy busy
Makin’ good love
To you
Dizzy busy
I don’t know what
To do
Dizzy busy
My head is spinnin’
‘Round
Dizzy busy
908
You make my love come
Down
Dizzy busy
And when I feel your
Touch
Dizzy busy
Your love I want
So much
Dizzy busy
Each time our two
Lips
Meet
Dizzy busy
My poor heart
Skips
A beat - - - - Dizzy busy
Gee whiz girl I’m in
A tizzy
(Repeat 4 times)
I’m a dizzy busy
As a bumble bee
Buzzin’ all around your
Sweet honey
Your kind of perfume
909
Lifts me off the ground
Your kind of sexy
Turns my mind around
(Uh uh huh)
Romance is mine tonight
And I can’t stop
You got me spinnin’ like
A spinnin’ top
I’m dizzy busy rushin’
To the thrill
I’m dizzy busy
And I can’t stand still
______Chorus_____
Two Timin’ Tina
910
Two timin’ Tina
You the two timin’ queen
You reign supreme
In the two timin’ arena
You two-timed me one time
(You cheat on me)
You two-timed me two times
(You cheat on me)
You two-timed me three times
(You cheat on me)
You two-timed me
Four times five times
You two-timed me six
Times
(You cheat on me)
You two-timed me seven
Times eight times
Nine times
_____Top_____
You two-timed me with my
Best friend
911
(You stay in heat)
You two-timed your husband
(You stay in heat)
You two-timed my brother
(You stay in heat)
You a two timin’ mother
(You stay in heat)
You two-timed my sister
(You stay in heat)
You hauled off and kissed her
It made her a mister
______Top______
Girl you’re so young dumb
And full of come here Tina
That’s why you cheat
Stay in heat
You could catch AIDS and
Herpes
I caught you in the back seat
(You cheat on me)
912
Cruisin’ the main street
(You cheat on me)
Down in the boondocks
(You cheat on me)
Gettin’ solid rocks off
Layin’ in a hammock
Uptown in a motel
(You cheat on me)
Woman you’re goin’ to hell
(You cheat on me)
Under my brass bed
(You cheat on me)
I oughta fill you full of
Lead
Shoot you dead
That’s what I said
______Top______
Lips That Touch Liquor
913
One more drink
You’ll explode
You want one more
For the road
Beware you might corrode
Your heart
Lips that touch liquor
Will never touch mine
That’s what you told me
Once upon a time
Lips ever so tempting
Your lips must resist
Your lips will not kiss
I drink I drank
And I got drunk
On the wine of love
Drunk as a skunk
I couldn’t get enough
Champagne cocktails
With you
And I’d never be blue
I’d be sober as a judge
Lipstick on a glass
914
I discovered your
Secret
I found you out at
Last
You bottled up romance
Year after year
Uncork your true
Feelings
Our happy hour is here
Midnight Slumber Party
915
Midnight slumber party
Midnight don’t be tardy
Midnight we get started
Midnight party hearty
I’m gonna have a slumber party
Don’t want no one but you to come
Just bring your toothbrush
And your nightie
We’re gonna have some bedroom
Fun
Wear something sexy black
And see-through
We’ll have a ball
Just me and you
Let’s have a good time
Pretty baby
Like you and your girlfriends
Use to do
We’re gonna have a slumber party
In my bed - - - - Come alone
I’ll be home
In the dark
At the midnight slumber party
I’m gonna hit you with a pillow
Before we tuck each other in
916
When I say you’re the cat’s pajamas
Under the covers we’ll begin
I’m gonna kiss and hug you woman
Tell you secrets make you blush
Make you scream and shake your
Body
You’ll be the life of the party
In my bed - - - - ______Top_____
Soul to soul
Rock and roll
Lose control
Ecstasy
Passion plea
Fantasy
Like Talkin’ to a Dead Woman
917
Like talkin’ to a dead
Woman
Baby you don’t underStand
Woman
Baby you don’t give a
Damn
Like a body comatose
And a bored stiff
Ghost almost
Like a dead woman
Snorin’
Ignorin’ ev’rything
I say
Woman
When I want some
Lovin’
Woman
For kissin’ and a
Huggin’
You like a dead woman
918
Sleepin’
While I’m around you
Creepin’
Woman
In short black
Negligee
The cemeteries full
Of you
Why don’t you
Wake up woman
You sexy zombie
Sleepy head
Did you hear what
I said
Woman
Woman
In the midnight hour
Like a dead woman
Dreamin’
919
Like a dead woman
Schemin’
Woman
In a double d
Bustier
Your arms are folded
On your breasts
Cold as a corpse
Just buried
You ain’t got no
Life
You ain’t no wife
I’m sorry that we
Married
Woman
Baby you love the
Sandman
Woman
Coppin’ z’s
In dreamland
Like a lifeless form
Lyin’
920
On a death bed
Dyin’
Like a dead woman
Snorin’
Ignorin’ ev’rything
I say
Like talkin’ to a dead woman
In see-through
Lingerie
It’s Out on Loan from the Library
921
It’s out on loan from
The library
The library
The library
Somebody borrowed
The book of love
So I went on over
To your house
I went on over
To your house
So I went on over
To your house
To see if you had
The book of love
You were drooling
All over the pages
You were drooling
All over the pages
You were drooling
All over the pages
Speed reading the
Book of love
One look was all
It took
922
To get you good and
Hooked
One look into the
Book of love
You took it off the shelf
To study by yourself
And when love’s lessons
Learned
Oh - - - The book will be
Returned
Let’s curl up with it
In bed
Then do ev’rything
It said
______Top_____(Thrice)
You’re overdue on
The book of love
You’re overdue on
The book of love
You’re overdue on
The book of love
Dislocated Lips and Dislocated Hips
923
I’ve got dislocated lips
And dislocated hips
From lovin’ you all night
Long
Dislocated lips
And dislocated hips
My love for you is so
Strong
Makin’ love around the
Clock
Makin’ love that never
Stops
Just huggin’ and squeezin’
Tight
I got dislocated lips
And dislocated hips
I love you with all my
Might
Oh - - - - - What in the
World
Am I gonna do with you
Oh - - - - -My love for
You girl
Is breakin’ my heart
Into
Darlin’ ev’ry part of me
Is as sore as it can be
924
Baby your love is killin’
Me
Your good love could
Break my back
And my sacroiliac
Honey please
Have mercy
And dislocated hips
I’m already black and
Blue
Dislocated lips
And dislocated hips
Just don’t break my
Heart into
When you love me like
That
It’s harder and harder
To quit it’s a fact
We’ll never be parted
I can hear bones crack
But once we get started
To love - - - - -
925
And dislocated hips
Baby and that ain’t all
Last night we had a ball
I think you bent my
What’chamacallit
You put a love hurt
On me
______Top______
Blackberry
926
Chile you’re so sweet
(When you’re walking down the street)
Walking down the street
Blackberry
(You’re very very very sweet)
Yes I repeat
(That you’re good enough to eat)
You’re good enough to eat
Blackberry
(You’re very good enough to eat)
They say the blacker
The berry
Well the sweeter the
Juice
So if I can’t seem to
Help myself
Girl that’s my excuse
And when I look in
Your dark eyes
Then I get such a thrill
That’s why I crave
Another piece of pie
On blackberry Hill
Girl you’re so fine
(Girl you’re so fine as mellow wine)
927
Fine as mellow wine
Blackberry
(You’re so fine as mellow wine)
In summertime
(Girl I’m gonna make you mine)
I’m gonna make you mine
Blackberry
(You’re mine all mine all mine all mine)
And you’re always tempting
Me
When your sexy smile
I see
With warm sunshine
On your face
Growing ripe in ev’ry place
I love you so
(Girl I love you so)
Don’t you ever go
Blackberry
(I love you so don’t ever go)
I can’t resist
(I can’t resist your tempting kiss)
The taste upon your
Lips
Blackberry
(I can’t resist your tasty kiss)
Ashy White Woman
928
Ashy black ashy brown
Ashy red ashy white
Ashy yellow
You’re still an ashy white
Woman
Head to toe
‘Cause you need a mella
Fella
Cold showers hot baths
Don’t laugh
There is only one solution
Ashy white woman
Only love can bring your
Color back again
Ashy white woman
Your condition’s only
Human
Ashy white woman
Your skin tone is overdue
I can give you back your
Beauty
If you let love do its
Duty
Ashy white woman
Don’t be rusty dusty blue
All washed up watered down
929
You can drown in an ocean
Of skin lotion
When you step from the
Tub
And try to rub your body
Shiny bright and new
But powder puffs ain’t
Enough
Call my love bluff
Anytime you want to
Ashy white woman
Only love can clear your
Complexion up for you
930
The Love Dump Truck
My ol’ lady drives a
Dump truck
My old lady drives a
Dump truck
It’s a long Cadillac
But it’s a dump truck
She dumps love
All over me
My pretty baby drives
A dump truck
My pretty baby drives
A dump truck
It’s a station wagon
Ford
She dumps love
All over me
She’s loaded with love
She’s loaded with kisses
She dropped the load
That I been missin’
She’s haulin’ love
Heavy-duty love
In a dump truck
Full of love
931
My little mama drives
A dump truck
My little mama drives
A dump truck
It’s a used custom van
She dumps love
All over me
My sweet lover drives
A dump truck
My sweet lover drives
A dump truck
It’s a bad motor scooter
She dumps love
All over me
When I’m down in the
Dumps
She fills up the hole
In my soul
When I see the love
Dump truck
Down the road
932
She covers me from
Head to toe
With love in a great
Big pile
When I see the love
Dump truck
It makes me smile
It might be a choo
Choo train
It might be a gray
Dog bus
It might be a jet
Airplane
Or roller blades
It could be a ten-speed
Bike
Whatever my baby likes
She could just be out
Joggin’ down the
Pike
_______Top______
933
Be My Clinging Vine
Baby won’t you be my
Clinging vine
Baby hang around me
All the time
Baby don’t you jive me
I want you just like ivy
Climbing up the wall
Kiss and hugging to be
Mine
Honey let it all hang out
On me
Honey let your tender
Lover’s body cover me
Keep your loving clinging
Don’t want you to be swinging
Or I’ll be turning green
Mean and green with
Jealousy
Baby be my clinging vine
Hang around me all the time
Never go away
On a rainy day
If you ever go
I would miss you so
934
Say we’ll never part
It would break my heart
Be my clinging vine
Be my clinging vine
Honey be my clinging
Vine
Let our bodies both
Entwine
Decorate my soul
Grow on me ‘til I’m old
As leaves upon a tree
Bloom eternally
When seasons come and go
You set my heart aglow
In a cozy cottage we
Can live so happily
Be my clinging vine
Be my clinging vine
Be my clinging vine
935
Popping In and Out
You keep popping in and out
Of my heart
Popping in and out
When the fire starts
Popping in and out of my
Heart
All the time
You keep popping in and out
Of my dreams
Popping in and out
Of my plans and schemes
Popping in and out of my
Love life
All the time
Popping in and out
As sunshine on a dreary
Day
Popping in and out
A little child who wants
To play
Popping in and out
Like visitors on Sunday
936
Popping in and out
Of all my fantasies
Popping in and out
You peek-a-boo
And hide and seek
Popping in and out
Making up your mind
______Top______
937
Flying Colors of Love
You past the test
With flying colors
You paint a pretty fantasy
Yes you’re the best
With flying colors
You are so beautiful to
See
You won my heart
With flying colors
You made a rainbow
Just for me
With flying colors
Flying colors
Flying colors of love
My world was bleak
It had no color
I merely saw reality
Now my life shines
With flying colors
When you smile and say
You’re mine
938
A masterpiece
With flying colors
You paint my soul a
Gallery
With flying colors
Flying colors
Van Gogh went mad
Without love
He just had visions
Bright and bold
In my heart
I keep a portrait of you
A work of art to behold
As autumn falls
With flying colors
While the happy children
Play
United flags
With flying colors
Waving on a holiday
The flames of love
With flying colors
Make a magnificent array
939
With flying colors
Flying colors
940
You Gotta Kiss Somebody’s Bottom
You gotta kiss somebody’s
Bottom
If you wanna reach the top
And if you refuse to do it
Beware of that sudden
Drop
Bottom
Up the ladder of success
That’s all that there is to it
You gotta take somebody’s
Mess
The boss may call it
Overtime
But it’s just kissing his
Behind
So if you want those
Extra funds
You gotta kiss up to the
Bosses’ buns
941
Your foreman says to make
It shiny
Then you just smile and
Kiss his hiney
Well if you want a
Dividend
Kiss your employer
On his rear end
If your job’s stuck in
A rut
Kiss the supervisor’s
Butt
When your co-workers
Won’t let you pass
You better kiss up
To somebody’s fast
Bottom
To get ahead today
Just close your eyes and
Do it
When a jackass gets in
Your way
942
Bottom
To get over the hump
If you want to make a
Living
You’ve gotta kiss
Somebody’s rump
Gofer flunky stupid fool
No exception to the rule
Any kind of working jerk
Pink or blue white collar
Clerk
Swallow down your foolish
Pride
You’re gonna kiss someone’s
Backside
You may be a tough hard
Hat
But it’s a fact
That’s where it’s at
Unless you’re of the poor
Have-nots
You’ve got to kiss
The man’s hind pots
It’s union dues
For the working class
You gotta kiss up to
Somebody’s fast
943
Little Green Monsters
Little green monsters
Runnin’ ‘round in my head
Attack me in bed
Ev’ry time I see them
I remember what you said
Baby little green monsters
You love a guy named Fred
Can really make you blue
Crawlin’ all over you
So say you didn’t mean it
Baby say it ain’t true
All those little green
Monsters
Are here because we’re
Through
Well they haunt me night
And day
And they will not go
Away
All I see is beady greenEyed misery
944
When I stop and think
About
You and Freddy makin’
Out
Girl my world’s a mean
Ol’ gang of jealousy
In my lonely room
Hiding in the gloom
They’re about to drive
Me crazy
I’m so mad I fume
At those little green
Monsters
They haunt me
And they taunt me
Just ‘cause you don’t
Want me
Are gonna be my doom
945
Jaywalkin’ In the Sun
Your love put dip
In my hip
Glide in my stride
And cut in my strut
Your love put pep in my step
Smile in my style
& soul in my song
Your love put bold in my
Stroll
Nerve in my heart
And peace in my mind
Your love put joy
In my life
Fun in my day
And sex in my night
Walkin’ talkin’ down
The street so proud
You make me wanna
Shout it out loud
Make a joyful noise
Out in a crowd
Jaywalkin’ in the sun
946
You make me wanna
Dance grin and laugh
Yesterday we took
A photograph
And today we shared
A bubble bath
_______Top_______
You’re the pretty flowers
In the spring
You’re the reason why
My heart sings
You’re the happiness
Romance can bring
Life is a Technicolor
Movie
Ev’rything is in the
Right key
Mellow magic you do
To me
_______Top_______
947
Don’t Boil the Lobsters
I was in a seafood restaurant
Up in Maine the other day
When I heard somebody in
The kitchen shout
All the lobsters are trying
To get out
Don’t cook them in a big
Black pot
On the back burner of the
Stove
Take ‘em back and dump ‘em
In the deep blue sea
Known as fishermen’s cove
Cove cove cove cove
Cove cove cove
Don’t boil the lobsters
I can’t stand to hear
Them scream
I can’t bear to watch the
Slaughter
When they get into hot water
How could you be so mean
They’re coughing
And choking in the steam
948
Steam steam steam
Steam steam steam
Steam - - - Red lobsters are delicious
When they’re dipped in
Melted butter
So you hardly ever notice
Those horrible cries they
Mutter
Remember when you catch
Them
Swimming in the sea
Well that ugly struggling
Lobster
Is alive as you and me
_______Chorus______
If you keep on boiling
Lobsters
They’ll be no more lobsters
Left
So I won’t tip the maitre d’
Or compliment the chef
949
‘Cause I care for all of God’s
Creatures
Like the good book
Says to do
And I wouldn’t waste
My rod and tackle
On a big mouth bass
Like you
_______Chorus_______
Don’t grab and jab
To stab a crab
Don’t do what’cha did
Getting rid of squid
If you don’t give a damn
Don’t clam up a clam
Don’t make ‘em holler
Louder
Drowning in the chowder
‘Cause I hate to hear
Them scream
950
Baby Don’t Go to Reno
Baby don’t you go
Oh no no
Don’t go to Reno Nevada
Baby don’t you go
Oh no no
Baby don’t you go
Oh no no
You know I love you so
Why you wanna go to Reno
Take another chance
On our romance
And don’t you go to Reno
Reno’s on your mind
You talk about Reno
All the time
Reno’s on your brain
Don’t go to Reno
On that plane
Reno’s in your head
You’re rolling snake eyes
At me in bed
951
Reno’s where you’re bound
I’m gonna turn the tables
Upside down
______Top______
She didn’t mean a thing
Don’t pawn my ring
If you should go to Reno
You know I love you so
You don’t have to go to
Reno
Gamble on me one more
Time
Or I will lose my
Mind
Don’t go to Reno
952
I’ve Done Time
I’ve done time
I’ve done time
I’ve done time
I’ve done time
I’ve done time
I’ve done time
I’ve done time
Love time
I’m a three time
Loser lover
Let me warn you from
The start
I’ve done time
I’ve done time
You’re my judge and
You’re my jury
I’m a trustee with
Your heart
I’ve done time
I’ve done time
For committing crimes
Of passion
With a man’s unfaithful
Wife
953
I’ve done time
I’ve done time
I was guilty of
Adultery
They sentenced me
For life
I’ve done time
I’ve done time
______Top______
You might say I’ve
Been in prison
You could say I’ve
Been in jail
I’ve done time
I’ve done time
But I’ll be out on
Good behavior
If your love can go
My bail
I’ve done time
I’ve done time
_______Top_______
954
The Lover’s Hall of Fame
They oughta put you
In the lover’s
Hall of Fame
Hall of Fame
Hall of Fame
They oughta put you
In the lover’s
Hall of Fame
Immortalize your name
They oughta list you
In the lover’s
Who’s Who
True blue
I love you
They oughta list you
In the lover’s
Who’s Who
You put the best to shame
They oughta give you
An Academy Award
If it’s all just an act
And a game
What a shame
955
They oughta put you
In the lover’s
Hall of Fame
Hall of Fame
Hall of Fame
They oughta put you
In the lover’s
Hall of Fame
For the lover you
Became
Gold medals
And loving cups
You should claim
956
The Needles Moving Further to the Right
The needles moving further
To the right
It’s moving in the mellow
Yellow light
I primed and pumped myself
With all my might
But the hazards to my health
Are out of sight
Some people bust a gasket
And wind up in a casket
Some people blow a fuse
And end up with the blues
You’d think that they were
Hauling dynamite
The needles moving further to
The right
I gauged myself
The day you said we’re through
And then you said you’d found
Somebody new
I got so mad
Until my eyes saw red
I almost overloaded in the bed
957
I checked it on my meter
It read that you were
Sweeter
I’m in the danger zone
Until you come back home
I nearly had a heart attack
Last night
To the right
Don’t push the panic button
Don’t ever be a glutton
When love becomes a caution
You lack the proper portion
My little red alert lights
Shining bright
Don’t move another further
Another mother further
To the right
958
A. P. B.
A. P. B.
I’ll blow the whistle
On my sweet baby
I’ll tell the F. B. I.
And C. I. A.
My little girl
Just ran away
(Find my baby)
A. P. B.
Please tell her that
I’m feeling so sorry
Tell her I love her
Bring her back to me
I’m putting out an
A. P. B.
(Find my baby)
A. P. B.
I was such an unromantic
Fool
When I broke her heart
And all the rules
Much worse I made her
Cry
959
A. P. B.
If you could put her
In a cell with me
I’d lock her up
And throw away the
Key
I’m putting out an
A. P. B.
(Find my baby)
I’m alerting ev’ry
Traffic cop
Set-up a roadblock
That will make her
Stop
I’ve got a million
Bloodhounds on her
Trail
She can’t escape
She’s going to love
Jail
I’ve got the police
Searching
‘Cause I miss
The sexy way she use
To hug and kiss
960
If it would help me
Find my little girl
I’d drop a dragnet
On the whole wide
World - - - -
961
One Brick Short of a Load
They thought I was
Crazy
Standing in the middle
Of a crowd
When I shouted
That I loved you so
Out loud
They said I was mad
But I was glad
Lost in a daydream
Stranded on an island
Paradise with you
People stop and stare
But I don’t care
I’m talking to myself
Walking on air
A schizophrenic
Gone bananas
Not all there
One brick short of
Load
Traveling down the
Road
Don’t know enough
To come in out of the rain
962
People think that
I’m insane
Well ever since
The day that I fell
They could put me in
A padded cell
Over you
One straw shy of a stack
You know how crazy people
Act
Baby you could
Throw me in the loony
Bin
Honey lock me in the
Booby hatch
Send the men in the
White coats
Before I explode
One brick short of a
Load
I’m one brick short
Of a load
I’m headed for the funny
Farm
963
Of a load
Pretending that I’m
In your arms
Of a load
Like I escaped from the
State nut house
Of a load
I feel like I just
Busted out
964
Rip Van Winkle of Rock and Roll
I’m the Rip Van Winkle
Of rock and roll dear
I’ve been fantasizing
For twenty years here
Of rock and roll songs
A romantic dreamer
Who took too long
Of rock and roll
A long gray beard
Music took its toll
Woke up this morning
Feeling strange and old
You show business people
Thought I was dead
Put the crown back on
My hazy head
I’m the greatest super
Star
You’ll ever behold
Of rock and roll girl
Lost in lofty mountains
Out in the cold world
965
Of rock and roll now
Separated from you in
Time somehow
Rip Van Winkle
Rip Van Winkle
I need make up
To cover my wrinkles
Rip Van Winkle
Rip Van Winkle
Blink an eye
Life goes by
In a twinkle
_____Top______
966
Mace in Yo’ Face
Hangin’ out about
In this fair city
I saw a sexy girl
She looked so pretty
Made up my mind
To tap her on the
Shoulder
She spun around and
Shouted like a soldier
She said mace in yo’
Face
You’ll git my knee
Where you pee
You don’t stop hittin’
On me
You wanna blast of
Tear gas
Karate upside yo’
Body
She blew a whistle at
Me
She said mace in yo’
Face
If you don’t get off
My case
I’ll call a cop
You don’t stop
967
A man can’t get no
Action
No macho satisfaction
You might wind up in
Traction
On the street
It use to be
That you could take a
Walk
Beside strange ladies
And make baby talk
I tried to do that
People it’s a fact
The woman went into
A rape attack
She started lookin’ mean
And yellin’ loud
Then pretty soon
She had a great big
Crowd
I told her that I didn’t
Have in mind
To commit no kind
Of violent crime
968
Then all the others
Started beatin’ me
I lost my wallet
Police arrested me
Now being back out on
The street ain’t fun
I’m lucky that she didn’t
Have a gun
That’s what I get
For tryin’
To make
Some love
When all a pretty woman’s
Thinkin’ of
______Chorus______
969
Crystal Eyes
I see the end of my
Rainbow
I know it shows
In your crystal eyes
I see my sunny day
Beaming gleaming
Dreaming
Your eyes are not black
Blue nor brown or gray
As the sky clouded up
On a rainy day
Your eyes are not green
The color is true
And it seems
That my future lies
I see the love of my
Lifetime
A man and wife time
I see the world bright
As mankind divine
Love shines
970
The Fringe of Forever
We’re on the fringe
Of forever
The edge of eternity too
We touched the tip
Of temptation
I’m tottering here
On the brink
Falling in love
With you
You lovely lady
Here’s looking at you
You’re oh so lovely
Heaven knows it’s true
Music and moonlight
Romantic candlelight
The sun the stars
Begin to fade and fall
The season’s summer
The time is right
To hold and kiss you
With all my might
Lady you’re lovely
Thank God above me
This setting this scene
Is out of a dream
Come true
971
We’re on the fringe
Of forever
The edge of eternity
Too
We touched the tip
Of temptation
I’m tottering here
On the brink
Falling in love
With you
The waves keep
Pounding
Rolling in on
The shore
The mountains echo
As we vow evermore
My mood is tender
Will you surrender
And give me a night
Like no other night
Of love
______Top______
972
I Am a Mountain
I am a mountain
Echo valley down
Below
I am a mountain
With lofty peaks
And melting snow
A man-size mountain
Of love to stand the
Test of time
I’m a rugged rocky
Mountain you can
Climb
I am an ocean
Calm not
Stormy
Ever sure
Blue peaceful ocean
With golden sand
On tropic shores
An ocean island
Where you can let your
Soul unwind
973
Mountain you can
Climb
Climb up higher
Keep climbing
Don’t stop
My volcano
Is blowing its top
I am a mountain
Come mountain climb
Me for the thrill
I am a mountain
Beyond above the
Distant hills
I am a mountain
On the horizon in
Your mind
I’m a mountain hard
As rock
From the bottom to
The top
Mountain you can climb
974
Musical Toy
He must have had a musical toy
As a boy
He must of had a musical toy
As a boy
To make him jump for joy
He must of had a toy
To make him dance and sing
The happiness he brings
He could’ve had a musical dad
As a lad
As a lad
To make him sound so glad
And never play it sad
He must of had a musical dad
975
Whenever I feel bad
I listen to the lad
He must of had a musical dad
There’s music in him
That’s for certain
Pretty music in him
Pull the curtain
And let him entertain us
All
Here in this music hall
All y’all
Recall - - - He must of had a musical
Plan as a man
He must of had a musical
Plan
He must of had a musical plan
As a man
To tap the music stand
And lead a big ol’ band
When they began to play
I heard ev’rybody say
Together as they clapped
Their hands
________Top________
976
You’re the Reason You’re the Rhyme
You’re the reason
You’re the rhyme
You’re the rhythm
You’re the time
You’re the reason
You’re the rhyme
You’re the romance
You’re sublime
You’re the reason
You’re the rhyme
Baby baby
Baby baby
You’re the reason
You’re the rhyme
I was together
Cool and whatever
‘Til I pulled on
Your Little Red
Riding Hood
Now I’m Humpty Dumpty
Just like Jack Jumped
Over the Candlestick
I’m jumpy
977
So little Bo Peep
I’m your big black
Sheep
And you don’t know
Where to find me
Though you don’t
Know how to rhyme me
I’ll be waggin’
My tail behind
Thee
You’re the reason
You’re the rhyme
Cinderella’s slipper
Shines
And Ole King Cole
Was a merry ole soul
You’re the reason
You’re the rhyme
Baby baby
You’re the reason
You’re the rhyme
Baby baby
The Big Bad Wolf
Commits a crime
Baby baby
978
And the Old Lady
In the Shoe
Had so many children
Because she didn’t
Know what to do
You’re the reason
You’re the rhyme
Baby baby
You’re the reason
You’re the rhyme
Baby baby
You’re the rhythm
You’re the time
Baby baby
You’re sublime
Baby baby
You’re the reason
You’re the rhyme
Baby baby
You’re the reason
You’re the rhyme
Tom Thumb stuck
In his thumb
979
You’re the reason
You’re the rhyme
Goosie Goosie
Gander
You’re the reason
You’re the rhyme
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And Simple Simon
Met a pie man
You’re the reason
You’re the rhyme
Baby baby
Mother Goose
Is hangin’ loose
Baby baby
You’re the reason
You’re the rhyme
You’re the rhythm
You’re the time
You’re sublime
Baby baby
980
You’re the reason
You’re the rhyme
Baby baby
You’re the reason
You’re the rhyme
Baby baby
You’re the reason
You’re the rhyme
Baby baby
981
I Do a Little Soft Shoe
I do a little soft shoe
Buck and wing a number
A teeny-weeny time step
Whenever I feel blue
Nothing helps like
Dancing
Music and romancing
Love is show business
And my act is you
From L.A. to B-Way
In each town that
I play
With top hat bamboo
Cane and white gloves
I do a little soft shoe
I can hear the big band
Playing
See the amber hot spot
Red roses strewn at my
Feet
Happiness just made an
982
Encore
Let’s shuffle off to
Somewhere
And do a little soft
Shoe
Just for love
Just for love
Just for love
I’m Tickled Pink
983
I’m tickled pink
Over you
I’m tickled pink
Please don’t make me
Blue
When you tell me
That you love me
One color shines through
No clouds of gray
Get in my way
You make me smile
A rainbow ev’ryday
When you put your arms
Around me
I’m tickled pink
Can’t you see it in my
Eyes
Can’t you hear it in
My sighs
Can’t you feel it in
My touch
I love you so very
Much
Just as a rose
984
Is blushing red
I love the things
You say and do in bed
When you smother me
With kisses
I’m tickled pink
When you tell me
That you love me
I’m tickled pink
When you put your
Arms around me
I’m tickled pink
As if I wore
Rose-colored glasses
I’m tickled pink
Love Sap
985
Well we make love sap
Love sap
Love sap
Oooh just a hip trip
To your sweet lips
Where the love drips
Baby we make love sap
Love sap
Love sap
It's oozing out of me
It's oozing out of you
Too
You squeeze it out of
Me
I squeeze it out of you
I'm in the vineyard
Of your love
Ripe as the purple grapes
Above
The fruit of love
Is on the vine
Your kiss is juicy
All the time
986
I'm hanging 'round your
Honey spout
Until your love comes
Gushing out
Love is the nectar of
The gods
The gods grow passion
Plums in orchards
________Top_______
Forbidden fruit of love
And life
Love is a succulent
Delight
I picked the apple of
My eye
I reached a peach
I can't deny
I have a harvest
In your arms
The fruits of all your
Many charms
I'm a sapsucker for
Your love
You sap my strength
I can't get enough of
_______Top_______
987
American Money
American money
American money
American money
Rules the world
American money
American money
American money
Gets American girls
Rich man
Poor man
Beggar
Thief
Doctor
Lawyer
Indian chief
(Wooo!)
Want American money
American money
American money
Long lean green
American money
American money
American money
All American dream
988
I don’t want no
Russian rubles
I can’t use
No Japanese yen
No Euros for francs
In an old Swiss bank
I don’t need
What I can’t spend
Don’t want no
Italian lira
Don’t want no
British pound
But I’ll take each
U.S.A. paper dollar
That you feel
Like puttin’ down
American money
American money
American money
Rules the world
American money
American money
American money
Gets American girls
989
I want each green back
Yankee dollar
Cash on the barrelhead
Down to the penny
To spent it
Lend it
Hold it
Fold it
Slip it
Tip it
I’m gonna need plenty
I flaunt it
Want it
Mucho dinero
If you haven’t got any
Go from hero
To zero
Of all the money
People on earth
When it comes
To money
Ain’t no money worth
American money
American money
American money
Rules the world
990
American money
American money
American money
Gets American girls
American money
American money
American money
Long lean green
American money
American money
American money
All American dream
991
Goody Good Deed for the Day
You have da da da done
Your good goody good
Deed
For the da da da day
Don’t you know
When I l-i-e (lied)
You l-o-v (loved)
And brought so much
Joy my way
Baby I’ve been redeemed
And I swear no more
Schemes
On a stack of Bibles
Heaven high
If God grants me the
Right
I’ll be with you tonight
Thank you baby
Now I see the light
You helped a blind man
Who could not see
And that blind man
Was nobody but me
992
You helped a cripple
Who could not walk
Away from Satan’s
Evil sinful talk
______Top______
993
Hop Skip Jump
I’m just a hop skip jump
Away from you baby
I’m right around the
Corner
So baby dump that
Chump
Away from your lovin’
Anytime you wanna
- - - - - - Uhh!
Away from you
You make my glad heart
Pump
Bumpity bump thump
Thump
At your apartment
Building
Now I’m in
Your lobby
I feel a big love lump
I’m gettin’ goose bumps
Ridin’ up your elevator
Now I’m in your hallway
994
- - - - - -Woah!
Away from good lovin’
You
I’m gettin’ closer to
Your love
So near and dear
To heaven above
No hurdle is too high
To leap
No mountain in the
World’s too steep
Now I’m standin’ in
Your room
And you’re sittin’
On your bed
Girl when I get you
Under the covers
I’m gonna thrill you
Through and through
Make you holla
Make you shout
Until your love comes
Runnin’ out
______Top______
995
Notify Me
Notify me
If you move
Notify me
Should your lot in life
Improve
I’ll be here
Don’t disappear
Notify me
Notify me
Notify me
If you feel
That the love
We both shared
Was for real
Don’t forget
Have no regrets
Notify me
Notify me
I’ll be concerned
About you
And ev’rything
That you do
All of my whole life
Long through
I’ll be loving you
996
When skies are dark
And dreary
Depend on me sincerely
I’ll make commitments
Clearly
Stay in touch with me
Notify me
Don’t resist
If my last
Kiss good-bye
You will miss
Don’t delay
Call right away
Notify me
Notify me
997
Chicago Woman
Chicago woman
Mmm mmm
Chicago woman
Uh huh
Chicago woman
Well well
Chicago woman
Oh yeah
Chicago woman
Pretty little Chi town
Girl
Chicago woman
You’re the best girl
In the world
Chicago beauty
Walking in the midWest sun
Chicago cutie
You know that you’re
The only one
998
You’re as great
As the lakes
And you’ve got just
What it takes
When it’s hot
When it’s cold
Chicago woman
You’ve got soul
Chicago woman
Young and old
Chicago woman
Good as gold
_____Top_____
Chicago lover
Warms me on a windy
Night
Chicago sweetie
My body and my heart’s
Delight
Chicago baby
Dressed up like an
Eskimo
Chicago honey
Like a bunny in the
Snow
______Top______
999
Skylab
Make love in Skylab
Make love in Skylab
Make love in Skylab
Make love in Skylab
Make love in Skylab
Make love in Skylab
Make love in Skylab
There’s a penthouse
Made for two
Special built for me
Special built for you
And it’s got a view
It’s right around the
Corner
From the sun
Through the clouds
We’ll run
We’ll have tons of fun
‘Til each day is done
1000
Jiminy Cricket
Minnie Mouse
Come be my mistress
My love
My spouse
Jiminy Cricket
Minnie Mouse
Make love in Skylab
Make love in Skylab
Make love in Skylab
Make love in Skylab
Make love in Skylab
Make love in Skylab
Make love in Skylab
I know a place
In outer space
It’s just a kiss away
A lover’s place
In deep endless space
Where stars and planets
Play
Night and day
In the Milky Way
Floating in the
Stratosphere
Push a button here
Push a button there
Love is ev’rywhere
1001
Past heaven’s heights
In a satellite
We can kiss and hug
Beyond up above
Astronauts of love
Jiminy Cricket
Minnie Mouse
I’ll be your spaceman
Around the house
Jiminy Cricket
Minnie Mouse
I’ll be your lover
And not a louse
Jiminy Cricket
Minnie Mouse
Come be my mistress
My love
My spouse
Jiminy Cricket
Minnie Mouse
Make love in Skylab
Make love in Skylab
Make love in Skylab
Make love in Skylab
Make love in Skylab
Make love in Skylab
Make love in Skylab
1002
Sweet Reparation
Just a little sweet reparation
A thing called money
It’s true
And life will turn from
Bleak to sunny
It ain’t funny me and you
Need a little sweet reparation
Cashier dollars slick and new
Make a grown man cry
Make him shout out loud
Make him holler
Great day in the mornin’
Nothin’ on earth will
Like a dollar bill
To the penny
And we’ll be livin’ scot-free
We could spend ev’ryday
Together
On a lover’s shoppin’ spree
1003
With a little sweet reparation
Get us a sweetheart’s guarantee
Then ev’ry boy and girl
In a ghetto world
Could finance romance on credit
Life’s a dollar sign
Honey even time cost money
Glory hallelujah
Sweet reparation
We need ten trillion
From the nation
‘Cause I can’t find a j-o-b
And unemployment’s killin’
Me
Sweet reparation
Sweet reparation
1004
Why can’t we make us a
Lover’s loan
If we could go to the bank
And get it
We could build our happy
Home
With a little sweet reparation
We could make it on our
Own
Ask the government
Nothin’s heaven sent
But your love pretty baby
Lover’s gotta eat
Only talk is cheap
And the president
_____Top_____
1005
You Wiped the Slate Clean
You wiped the slate clean
With love and romance
I know I know
That you wiped the slate
Clean
You get a second chance
Baby it’s you
I won’t forget you
I won’t regret you
You lovingly stay on my
Mind
Honey honey
I wanna pet you
Never upset you
‘Cause happiness is hard
To find
Darling it’s true
I really love you
I’m thinking of you
Forever ‘til the end
Of time
Sugar sugar
I’m gonna bet you
I’m gonna get you
I love you is the bottom
Line
1006
______Top______
I know one day that
I said
That I thought you were
Mean
But then I turned around
And you had wiped the slate clean
I guess that we can chalk
It up
To last night’s love scene
And now we go together
Just like peaches and cream
The handwriting was
On the wall
The day that we met
Yes that’s graffiti in
My life
I’ll never forget
When others made a dirty
Word of love so it seems
You came along and
Cleared things up
Now love’s not obscene
______Top______
1007
A Kiss and a Lie
You want love
Close your eyes
Here’s a kiss
And a lie
All the action
Your body can stand
Here’s a jolt (Uhh!)
To your soul
Make you lose
Self-control
I’m a man
And I know
What a woman needs
Keep on makin’ noises
It shows that you
Enjoy it
Whenever I go toe
To toe
With you
Treat me like a savage
Act as though you’re
Ravaged
By a hungry tiger
In the zoo
1008
Keep on makin’ faces
As I’m exploring
Places
Only well endowed men
Get into
Lay with me in
Slumber
Take my private
Number
You know that I
Will never be untrue
Just a kiss
And a lie will do
Frenchmen kiss
With their tongues
So did I
We were young
But it’s a lie
If the fire
Is out
I could tell
You the truth
I should offer
You proof
But your lips
Are beginning
To pout
1009
I can’t hurt your
Feelings
Forgive me for
Revealing
Things a lover
Never gets into
And you don’t want
To hear this
You only want to
French kiss
As I murmur dreams
Of passion
In your ear
A kiss and a lie
My dear
______Top_____
1010
I Input Into You
No matter what’cha
Say
No matter what’cha do
A socket & a screw
I input into you
Like one & one is two
And zebra’s in the zoo
My laser beam cuts
Through
I input into you
I input into you
All your whole life
Through
Happy sad or blue
I input into you
As one goes into two
And zebra’s in the zoo
My laser beam goes
Through
I input into you
______Top______
1011
I input into your
Heart
I input into your
Soul
I input into your
Body
All my love to have
And hold
I input into your
Mind
Yes I plug in deep
And true
With hot electric
Passion
I input into you
______Top_____
1012
I Don’t Wanna Cry Again
I don’t wanna cry again
No I don’t wanna die again
After this pain is out
Of my heart
I don’t wanna cry
I don’t wanna have
The blues again
I don’t wanna lose again
The way I suffer each
Time you lie
Baby I don’t wanna cry
You left me and now I know
Even though I love you so
I don’t wanna shed another
Tear
Now you’re gone and it’s
A fact
All I do is want you back
I’ve lived to learn that
Crying
Is in vain
I don’t wanna cry again
I only wanna try again
After I put you out of
My mind
I don’t wanna cry
1013
I just feel I wanna live
Again
I’ve got so much to give
Again
If you must go and tell
Me good-bye
I don’t wanna have to cry
Ev’ry time you treat me
Cruel
I feel sad like such a fool
Guess I’ll never know
The reason why
I try to be a macho
Guy
Must be something in my eyes
And my crying eyes are
Never dry
______Top______
1014
Tumbling Down
Tumbling down
Tumbling down
You make my love come
Tumbling down
Down to the ground
Yes
Down to the ground
You make my love
Come tumbling down
I’m in a dither
All over you
Because you’re so
Loyal
Honest and true
I’ve never met
Anyone quite like
You
I’m head over heels
In love with you too
Tumbling down
Tumbling down
Will only leave you
In tears
1015
Tumbling down
Tumbling down
Will also grieve you
For years
At the sight of one
Tear
I will get on out of
Here
Yes I’ll be far down
The road
When it’s gone
Now I never knew
Someone like you
Someone so decent
And straight forward
Too
I can’t forget you
It’s making me blue
I don’t know
Whatever
I’m gonna do
_____Top_____
(Twice)
1016
(Last Line)
You make my love
Come tumbling
Tumbling tumbling
Tumbling tumbling
Tumbling tumbling
Tumbling tumbling
Tumbling tumbling
Tumbling down
1017
I Bet the Farm That You’re the One
I bet the farm
That you’re the one
Your western flavor
Turns me on
This time I know
Reap what I sow
I bet the farm
I love you so
I bet the family farm
On you
I’ll risk my John Deere
Tractor too
The hogs the cows
And horses in the
Field
I’ll take my chance
Sure as you’re born
On kisses sweet as
Country corn
I’m banking on your
Love to be for real
1018
Well a farmer takes
A gamble
When he takes a city
Wife
I went all the way
To Vegas
Where I loved you at
First sight
Yellin’ 7 come 11
To a pair of loaded dice
In a big casino
Sucker’s paradise
I bet the farm
Your western flavor
Turns me on
This time I know
Reap what I sow
I bet the farm
I love you so
I asked the bank
To make a loan
I’d gladly give
Up all I own
1019
‘Cause I believe
You bring me luck
And I fell in love
Right off the turnip
Truck
The whole kit and
Kabootle
Is riding on your
Smile
You won my heart and money
With your wild western
Style
If I owned all of Nebraska
I would wager you’d come
Home
I’m waiting like a
Bumpkin by the phone
I bet the farm
Your western flavor
Turns me on
This time I know
Reap what I sow
I bet the farm
I love you so
I bet the farm
I bet the farm
1020
Be Mine Again
Be mine again
Be mine again
Let our bodies
Intertwine again
Be mine again
Be mine again
Let our lips fire
Combine again
I wish I was
Your secret love
I wish I was
The man that you
Dream of
I’d give you joy
And ecstasy
I’d thrill you day
And night
Come back to me
Love outshines
The moon
The stars
And the sun
1021
Only heaven
Can prevent me
For you are
The one
Be mine again
Be mine again
Excited reunited
Pull the blinds
Be mine again
Be mine again
So lost inside
Each other
Close as conjoined lovers
Underneath the covers
We’ll shine again
1022
Trust Me I Love You
I know you’ve heard the
Words galore
When I come knocking
At your door
It won’t be like it was
Before
Trust me I love you
Some other loves have
Let you down
You cried so much
You could have drown
Now you don’t want a
Man around
Trust me I love you
Trust my arms
Trust my lips
Trust my eyes
Trust my fingertips
I’ll heal your heart
Where you’ve been hurt
I’ll kiss away
Where they did dirt
No I’m not just another
Flirt
Trust me I love you
1023
I Feel Like Lovin’ You
I feel like lovin’ you
That’s all I wanna do
My whole life through
I feel like kissing you
Sexy and taboo
‘Til my probing tongue
Turns black and blue
Oh Oh Oh Oh
Let’s make a rendezvous
Hey Hey Hey Hey
Of all the things I plan
I wanna be your man
Thrill you through
And through
While other men are
Braggin’ ‘bout a dragon
They just slew
1024
When twinkling stars
Are bright
And in broad daylight
I wanna hold you tight
With all my might
Wrong or right
You’re my delight
Fuss and fight
How you excite
My appetite
I’m hard as granite
And when I thank
The Lord above
I pray to God that I
Can have your precious
Love
When skies paint a
Gray hue
In rain and sunshine
Too
There’s only one thing
In this world
On my venue
1025
I have one point of view
Although I’ve known a
Few
I don’t crave Ann or
Sue
I just need you know
Who
I want you right on
Cue
Each moment we’re
Apart
Passion is overdue
Romantic and so true
I guess you always
Knew
1026
Stone Wall of Love
I keep beating my heart
Against a stone wall of
Love
I keep breaking my heart
Against a stone wall
And stone is stone
I keep busting my chops
Against a stone wall of
Flesh and blood
You’re the most stubborn
Girl
In the whole wide world
I keep braving my kiss
Against a strong will
Of iron
But I keep bouncing back
Though you say
We’re stone through
Tonight
I’ll try with all my
Might
And this wall
Just might come
Tumbling down
1027
So I keep beating my heart
Banging my brain
Busting my chops
Bumping my buns
Bruising my pride
Against a stone wall
Of love
I keep hitting on
A dead tired horse
In the bed
I must have rocks
For smarts
Inside of my foolish
Head
Your feelings are not
Made of steel
In the fortress that
You build
______Chorus______
1028
Many Charms
The best thing about you
Are your eyes
Are your lips
Are you arms
I can’t resist
Your many charms
When the charm school teacher
Leaves the room
You bulge and stretch
My Fruit of the Looms
You create a sexy storm
I’m warm for your Maiden Form
Are your legs
Are your hips
Is your body won’t do me no
Harm
I can’t resist your many charms
When the Baptist preacher bows his head
1029
I pray for your sweet kiss
Instead
Caught in the aura of your
Love
All my bravura and my qualms
I can’t resist your many
Charms
Are your looks
Ain’t in books
Are your feminine wiles
In a swarm
I can’t resist your many
Charms
Many charms
Many charms
____Top____
1030
Bleached Blonde
Bleached blonde
Stereotypes
Have more fun
Oh yeah
Bleached blonde
Stereotypes
They call dumb
Uh huh
She’s a bleached blonde
Street walkin’ Harlem
Her hair is yellow gold
She say a black guy
Told her a white lie
For her body mind and
Soul
He said I’m dyin’
I have a cancer
And it made her blue
Eyes cry
She was a bleached blonde
With blue contacts on
They said that she drank
Platinum dye
______Top______
1031
She’s not a bleached blonde
To me
She’s a fair-haired
Angel baby
That girl’s a natural
Lady
She’s what she really
Wants to be
She’s my African-American
Latina queen
China doll
And an Indian
Princess for free
Her pimp was spying
While I was lying
On the water bed with her
He made a crude B
Cheap porno movie
Of her black pube kitten
Fur
______Top_____
1032
Crying in My Beer
I’m staying here
I won’t move
I won’t budge
I’m drunk with love
Tears
Crying in my beer
You said good-bye
That’s why I
Drink and cry
Tears
Crying in my beer
Your love is whiskey
It tears me apart
Like scotch and soda
You go straight to my
Heart
Your kiss is champagne
I’ll tell you the truth
Your lovin’ lingers
Just as gin and vermouth
I warned the bartender
Don’t push & shove
Tears
Crying in my beer
1033
I’ll toast your name
While I’m full of good
Cheer
Tears
Crying in my beer
1034
Members
Members remember
Grotesque thoughts
Of
Dismembered members
Nubs stumps and stubs
Join joint
Membership clubs
Steel hooks are full
Fledged
Lifetime members of
Crutches and wheelchairs
Access ramp to love
She was a one armed
Woman
A handicapped human
In love with a one
Legged man
1035
La de dee
La de da
La de do
An amputee woman
Back when
Harry Truman
Had no disability
Plan
La de day
La de dow
La de dumb
They were two crippled
Crewmen
In the same boat
That few men
And women on earth
Understand
1036
La de ding
La de dim
La de damn
A prosthesis of love
Can
Give him a left leg
And
Create her another
Right hand
He asked her straight out
With deep concern
How she lost her arm
She answered harvesting wheat
On the farm
Then she inquired
About his missing
Leg
He said I’ve always
Walked on a peg
1037
They fell in love
At a hospital
For memberless lovers
On a disabled parking
Space
La de bum
La de bing
La de boom
Where state-of-the-art
Body parts
Artificial appendages
Of wood and plastic
Replace
La de boo
La de bow
La de bang
1038
Severed arms and
Diseased legs
The physically
Challenged beg
Surgeons
To rebuild again
La de bip
La de bop
La de bam
Limbs thought lost
Forever
Do a new dance of
Romance
And make able-bodied
Good lovin’
_____Top_____
1039
Mild Bill
Today Mild Bill
Plays saxophone
As the nation sings
Along
In mellow tone
President Mild Bill
Seems like the man
To get the country
Rock n' rollin'
American
He loves cheeseburgers
And hot French fries
Then he goes off joggin'
With government guys
He's got a soulful smile
Y'all and that ain't all
He sounds sincere
In a southern drawl
Mild Bill
Met JFK
When he was 16
He knew he would
Go that way
1040
Rhodes scholar
Mild Bill
Graduated Yale
And ev’rybody knew
That he would never
Fail
He'll kill the recession
We'll buy more possessions
And live by the code
Of the west
We know he's the baddest
We know he's the fastest
We know he can pass
The best test
We held a national election
Displayed our affection
And Bill shot the loser
Right down
We got a brave new marshal
Who shall be partial
To putting us to work
All around
1041
Blacks and whites
And rich and poor
And homeless and gays
And far right
And liberals and
Pros and cons and
Environmentally
Young and old
That's Social Security
Mild Bill
Gets people’s goat
Long as he shoots
Straight from the hip
He's got my vote
Arkansas Mild Bill
Has Hickok's poise
I hope he acts fast
As the scout from
Illinois
_____Solo_____
___Chorus_____
Cuttin' and slashin'
Budget deficit taxes
Texas shoot out
Tomahawk cruise missile clout
1042
Takin’ on Congress
Blastin' at the Senate
Battle for health plan
Challenging Republicans
Mixin' it up
With military men
Hand to hand fightin' those
Opposed there in
Standin' up for us
Guardin' freedom's door
With high ideals
And justice to the core
Ridin' shotgun for the
Whole free world
Inspiration for every
Schoolboy and girl
They call him names
Just to bring him shame
But he keeps his sights
Sharp shootin' fair game
Mild Bill
Shouldn't give an inch
When troubles standin'
In the way
He ought not flinch
1043
His words his bond
Relied upon
In the saloon of life
He reigns top gun and
Knife
To welfare's ghost
Let's drink a toast
And form a line dance
Of good folks
From coast to coast
He drew a bead
On liberty
I hope he hits what
He aims at
For you and me
I'm singin' Mild Bill
I'm talkin' Mild Bill
I'm singin' ‘bout Mild Bill
I'm talkin' ‘bout Mild Bill
The old and the new
The lurid taboo
The scandalous fact
The historic sex acts
Affirmative Action
Pioneer
Electronic
Frontier
1044
Hindus Don't Eat Hamburgers
Hoogly River
Calcuttans beggin' alms
Rats n' poverty
Communist regimes
Anarchy
World class
Saint in Calcutta
In a white sari
Of the poor
Near the Maharajah's
Rutter
I saw her in the gutter
She shivered and she shuttered
1045
I dropped beef paddies
In melted butter
The fried meat sizzled
And sputtered
Then she stammered and
She stuttered
And with untouchables
She muttered
These four words
I Utter
Hindus don't eat hamburgers
From slaughtered sacred cows
Because it's not allowed
They take a solemn vow
It's sacrilegious now
Hindus like both fruits
And nuts
They're vegetarians
Don't feed a starving Indian
A burger on a bun
1046
She spit it out
I heard her shout
She burped and said
For breakfast in bed
Hindu chew
No can do
Hare Krishna
Hare Krishna
Is your God watching you
Hare Krishna
Hare Krishna
1047
If you believe it
It's true
Hare Krishna
Hare Krishna
Holy cow
Red dot on a brow
With ev'rything
And onion rings
Well done to go
They just say no
And that's a fact
Whoppers or Big Mac
1048
I Can’t Win - - - For Losin’ You
I can’t win for losin’
And cheap rendezvousin’
Playin’ the game of love
Dear
I can’t stop abusin’
Smokin’ and boozin’
Gamblin’ at night in bars
You were an
Extraordinary wife
We had an extraordinary
Life
Extraordinary as it
Could be
We had the American
Dream
Romance was a daily
Routine
Then lady luck smiled
Snake eyes at me
Now I’m losin’ my
Heart
Losin’ my mind
Losin’ your love
It’s true girl
1049
I’m givin’ up hope
I feel such a dope
You
______Instrumental_____
Extraordinary
Extraordinary
Extraordinary
As it could be
You dear
Oh no matter what
I do here
I’m feelin’ so sad
And blue dear
I can’t win for
Losin’ you babe
No I can’t win for losin’
You
1050
Martyr for the Music
Carmen sang
In smoke filled
Caves
Her hard earned
Money
She wisely saved
Made out a will
To be obeyed
No flowers
No funeral
No fanfare
No frills
And all of her dues
Were paid
Ain’t no music
Deadly
As jazz when you’re
Ill
Yeah jazz is the
Hard to take
Bitterest pill
All the jazz ages
All of its stages
Black white racial
Rages
Non-union wages
1051
Worn lead sheet
Pages
Popularity gages
Jazz juke joint
Cages
Strung out jazz
Sages
She was a martyr
For the music
A jazz endangered
Species
But now that she’s
Dead
They’ll buy all of
Her feces
That’s all she wanted
She said
She use to scat
But Ella did that
She loved to sing
But that’s Sassy’s
Thing
She hung out
With Billie Holiday
I’m singin’ ‘bout
Carmen McRae
Her tone in tune
1052
The attitude she’d
Croon
Was hip n’ cool
Never crude
She never recorded
A hit
The songs that
She sung
Poisoned her lung
As I’d sit
At the bar
Smokin’ in her
Mood
She was a martyr
For the music
She sang it all of
Her life
She was rare
As her smile
She went out
In style
She gave us black
Bourgeoisie thrills
She was a martyr
1053
For the music
When she died at
Her home
In Beverly Hills
Yeah
She was a martyr
For the music
Jazz music
The music that
Kills
1054
Baby Mae
Hey hey
Ok
Baby Mae
What’cha say
Ok
Baby Mae
You wanna play
Ok
Baby Mae
You’re so risqué
Ok
Baby Mae
Are you ofay
Ok
Baby Mae
Happy n’ gay
Ok
Baby Mae
Feet made of clay
Ok
Baby Mae
1055
My favorite lay
Ok
Baby Mae
Baby Mae is your
Secret nickname
Since you told me
That you feel
The same
Now I can’t get you
Out of my brain
Baby Mae
Baby Mae
Baby Mae
Is that your real
Hair
Baby Mae
It’s short n’ curly
There
Baby Mae
Are those your
Luscious lips
Baby Mae
Are they your breasts
And hips
1056
Baby Mae
Are these your sexy
Eyes
Baby Mae
Is them your tender
Thighs
Baby Mae
I really gotta say
Hey hey
Ok
Baby Mae
I really love you
Hey hey
Ok
Baby Mae
No one above you
Hey hey
Ok
Baby Mae
Wet dreamin’ of
You
Hey hey
Ok
Baby Mae
_____Bridge_____
1057
Deadbeat Daddy
Awright y'all
Listen up
I know you know
I just got out of jail
And you awready got
A warrant out on me
Don't be callin' the
Po'lice on me
You gettin' on my last
Nerve now - - I'm a dead beat dad
I treat my family bad
I'm happy gettin' high
They starvin' in the pad
I'm a dead beat daddy
A big ol’ funky
Middle age fatty
Dead beat daddy
Drive yo’ mama
Nuts n' batty
Runnin'in the street
My wife n' kids
Ain't got no heat
1058
A cockroach
Infested ratty
Dead beat daddy
Spend yo’ welfare
Check
On Patti
Dead beat daddy
They call me
Dead broke Bob
Dead beat daddy
I ain't never held
A job
Dead beat daddy
Drink up all the rent
Smoke up the utilities
I ain't worth a cent
I'm a pimp n' hustler
Kinda guy
My children wish
That I would die
I ain't workin'
Nowhere steady
1059
Abuse yo’ ass
When I git ready
_____Break_____
Awright now
Listen up again
Don't look at me
Like that
This is my house
Yeah I'm back
I'm the man of the
House now
You know I don't play
Boy you got to bring
Some ass
To kick some ass now
Gimme some of
That marijuana
Is that crack
Look at your sister
Wearin' a dress
Like that
Woman don't stand over
There lookin'
I told you to start
Cookin'
1060
You better get my
Dinner
On the stove
You know I'm a
Hungry man
Dead beat daddy
(3 times)
Gun n' knife
Rob steal drug deal
Ghetto life
Baby I know
I do you wrong
When I gamble
All night long
Bitch n' ho named
Hattie n' Mattie
I drive a Eldorado
Caddy
Mack daddy dead beat
Daddy
King Kong dead beat
Daddy
1061
A big ol’ funky
Fatty
Cool papa dead beat
Daddy
1062
Stay Me
Oh me dog won’t stay
And me woman won’t
Come - - - Stay me
Stay me
Mr. Governor
Set me free
Stay me
Stay me
Oh - Me dog won’t stay
Come - - - Uhh!
Me woman wanted
Rough sex
So me tied her to
The bed
She got excited
And begged for more
So me went upside
Her head
1063
She moan groan
And holler
Until the sheets
Turned red
Me dog just kept
On howlin’
And followed me
When me fled
Stay me
Stay me
Mr. Governor
Set me free
Stay me
Stay me
Me gettin’ hung
For the deed me done
Oh - Me dog won’t stay
Come
Oh woe - - - Is me - - - -
His name is Me
1064
Me mongrel mutt
Gone mad and mangy
Mean
Me bite your butt
If you mess with me
Me bad as Me can be
Loyal as the day
Is long
Barkin’ as we ran
So strong
Police car stopped
Us
And demanded some
I.D.
Me wouldn’t sit
Me wouldn’t beg
Me didn’t want
Roll over
Me wouldn’t wag
His tail
Or do do do in the
Clover
Me only growled
And bared his fangs
Me don’t play dead
Like Rover
1065
So the cops arrested
Us
And found me woman
Great Jehovah
Stay me
Stay me
Today me gettin’
Hung
‘Cause me dog won’t
Stay
Come
Stay me
Stay me
Or could it be a
Fact
Me woman didn’t
React
‘Cause her ting is
Dry n’ numb
And could the reason
Be
That Me didn’t hear
Me
Is ‘cause me dog is
Deaf n’ dumb
1066
Angelino
Angelino
You made a coward
Angelino
Hero macho
With love
Angelino
Although we don't know
What our fate
Is gonna be
Angelino
I will brave
The big one gladly
Wreck n' ruin
If I'm doin'
It with you
Angelino
I'll come speeding
On the freeway
To your rescue
My love
Angelino
For a beautiful
Tomorrow's
Sun I see
1067
The city skyline's
On the horizon
So there is no
Danger zone
In the valley
At the beach
Any haven that we
Reach
Is home
Angelino
Long as there's snow
Covered mountains
We'll live on
For love
Angelino
Our L.A. is not a
Hazard
Fear is gone
If all should crumble
Cascade and tumble
Into the bottom
Of the sea
Angelino
Lord above knows
All is not lost
If you still love me
1068
Angelino
Lord above knows
All is not lost
If you still love me
1069
It’s the San Andreas Fault
Top
Grunt- - -Yeah- - -Suck- - Baby- - -Ah- - -Scream- - -Oh- - Mama- - - (Heavy breathing)
Oooh umm uhh
Hey wait a minute
What’s that- - -Whoa
I was dreamin’ ‘bout Carol Alt
We collapsed the whole
Bedroom
When the sex point sex
Went boom
I was deep inside her womb
She was suckin’ on my
Chocolate malt
I dreamt that we were wed
On our honeymoon in bed
When the ceiling hit my head
(Gurgle_____Grunt)
1070
She thinks I look like
Willie Gault
Then the Cal Tech Richter Scale
Registered in hell
When my big one
Rang her bell
Brought my wet dream
To a halt
It ain’t the Santa Ana winds
Or the canyon fires again
Nor this fantasy I’m in
(Long scream_____)
Sure as Disney’s name was Walt
It ain’t smog-polluted sky
Or the leer in Carol’s eye
That made those people die
(3 grunts)
We did a sexual somersault
Ev’ry rattle and every jolt
Hit us like a thunderbolt
(Grunt)
Carol left in a red Renault
1071
I keep her panties in a vault
Not recession gangs of crime
I’ll say it one more time
I can’t get Carol off my mind
Not the riots or the drugs
Nor the deadly med fly bugs
L.A. is way unkind
I’m dreamin’ black n’ white
Adult
X-rated take it with
A grain of salt
She joined my birthday
Swimsuit cult
Super models I exalt
That’s not a cover girl insult
While on the road
Like Charles Kuralt
I sampled homegrown
From Humboldt
Read a book by Carrie
Arnholt
My Voyeurism’s Lust Revolt
Nature’s nightmare temblor
Tumult
1072
I’m just a dreamy Prozac
Dolt
When I imagine Carol Alt
I’d never sexually assault
A pretty dream girl sex
Symbol
But if a lawsuit should result
(Laugh)
Alright___________Yeah
Where’s my pants (Grunt)
Can’t find my shoes (Yeah)
I got the Northridge
Earthquake
California blues (Yeah)
Mirror overhead (Grunt)
Broke on my back
Bad luck and jagged
Glass
Stuck in my ass crack
All the walls fall down
It’s totaled all around
Where’s my centerfold
Carol!
1073
Ass Over Teakettle Love
Tea sets n’ crumpets
Crash to the floor
In wild abandon
Unbridled amour
Cream n’ sugar
Honey and such
A lemon squeezer
Teatime teaser
Running amok
First time I saw you
I stammered and
Stuttered
Locked in your gaze
I began to mutter
I’m love starved for
Lunch
Please pass the butter
1074
At a tea room
You stood out
In the crowd
Bull in a China shop
Clumsy as an ox
I tipped over hot water
A tempest teapot
I’m not drunk
I’m in heaven
For dinner at 7
We made a definite
Date
I came early
To the restaurant
And noticed that you
Were a waitress
And serving
Your steamiest brew
1075
You saw me
And dropped the tray
Right then I knew
You craved tea n’
Sympathy too
Breakfast in bed
Lust made us so
Nervous
We trembled and
Knocked over
The morning tea
Service
I’m the hotel head
Waiter
And as I cleared
Things away
I heard the chambermaids
Say
1076
Ass over teakettle
You fall on your face
Broken teacups
And dishes
All over the place
Head over heels of
Sex push n’ shove . . . .
Ass over teakettle
Petal to the metal
Ass over teakettle
Fine fish n’ fettle
Ass over teakettle
Before dust can settle
Ass over teakettle love
1077
My Sweet Dreams of Love
My sweet dreams of love
Would be a nightmare
If we couldn’t share love
Ev’ry night
My my sweet dreams of love
Would all disappear
And vanish in air
If you were not here
I’ve got great expectations
You’ll live up to your
Reputation
In my sweet dreams of love
Ev’ry time I hold you tight
You make ev’rything
Alright
All night
So I won’t jump to
Conclusions
And wake up in confusion
‘Bout the way that
You feel
1078
Mr. Sandman made me a deal
That you would gimme love
For real
______Top_______
Before I yawn at
The dawn of each
Day
I thank heaven above me
For sending me someone
Like you
And makin’ all my dreams
Of love come true
And when I’m daydreamin’
My ev’ryday dream of
Life lovin’ only you
Ev’rything’s prefectly clear
Whenever your face
Appears
_______Top_______
1079
Way Crazy
People say I'm way crazy
Way crazy
Way crazy
As a Looney Tune cartoon
My kaleidoscope's hazy
Love hazy
Love hazy
You changed the tune I croon
I was sexually drastic
Bombastic
Light fantastic
Romantic deep thoughts of
Yeah sweet medicine of love
(I'm certified insane for ya baby)
I suffer from
Acute melancholia
Acute sex dementia
Acute melancholia of love
I suffer from
Acute melancholia
Acute California
1080
Whenever I'm with you
The time is right
For kissin' n' huggin' baby
And makin' way love all night
Whenever I hold you
I hold you tight
With all my might
Until the sun shines bright
Whenever I'm with you darlin'
I turn out the light
I suffer from
Acute melancholia
Acute it won't bother ya
Acute melancholia
Of love
I suffer from
Acute melancholia
Acute way insomnia
(Man)
A cute hot girl
In a ugly world
With pretty brown eyes
And slender tender thighs
C-cup breasts
Shapely hips to caress
Add luscious lips
And all the rest
(Woman)
1081
A cute smart guy
Love at first sight
So strong and manly
Just my type
Works hard to build
A happy home
Raise a family
And turn me on
Way Crazy
Way crazy
Way crazy
Extreme anxiety
But only you faze me
Amaze me
Sex craze me
I'm in way ecstasy
My anti-social behavior
Is because I crave ya
You're my life savior
Yes I believe it's true
Whoa nobody else will do
(Mornin' noon n'
Nightly ev'ry minute)
I suffer from
Acute melancholia
Acute heart hysteria
Acute all I wanna do is you
1082
I suffer from
Acute melancholia
Acute postal bipolar
Acute genitalia black n' blue
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The Statler Brothers Fallin' Down the Stair
The Statler Brothers fallin'
Down the stair
1083
Down the Ryman auditorium stair
Down the stair
On the laughin' ghost
Of Grandpa Jones
Sittin' in a rockin' chair
Is the phantom of the
Grand Ole Opry
A voyeur peep freak
Group
Who saw Dolly Parton
Topless
Through her keyhole
Did they snoop
Nobody knows who spied
When her beautiful
Breasts
Were bare
But folks suspect the
Statler's
`Cause they were
Fallin' down the
Stair
1084
The bass
Studies her bosom
Buddies
The baritone admires
Her breastbone
The second tenor's
Backstage with the
First tenor
Satisfyin' a George's
Jones
(Singin')
They bobbed n' bounced
N' jiggled
Swelled stiffened
Flexed n' wiggled
Heavin' to her guitar
Country music software
(I declare)
The Statler Brother’s
Fallin' down the
Stair
Singin' all the way
Down to the bottom
In four part harmony
(Woo-ooo)
1085
Jimmy went north
Don went east
Phil went west
Harold went south
Bulgin’ blood shot eyes
Poppin' at her
Double D cup
Pair
Droolin' slobberin'
Mumblin'
No one else can compare
(Woo-ooo)
The railin’ broke
And that's no joke
They all fell down
The stair . . .
Chasin' me
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The bass foot slipped
The baritone tripped
The first tenor flipped
And the second tenor
Got clipped
1086
When busty Dolly's
Brassiere unsnapped
Tit for tat
I swear
The Statler Brothers
All fell down the
Stair . . .
After me
Fallin' down the
Stair
I keep an eye
On Dolly when she's
Nude
And unaware
I'm there
To see a over
Fifty woman
Flip her wig
And let down her
Mix gray hair
To see if she
And her assistant
Have a secret
Lesbian love
Affair
1087
To see if she's
Short n' curly
Blonde brunette
Or clean shaved bald
Down there
If she's takin'
A bubble bath
And spongin' off
Her rack and
Derriere
They break they
Hillbilly red necks
From Pigeon Forge
To Butcher Hollow
Hollow holla
Hollow holla
I hear
To see her buck
Wild mad naked
As a nudist
I suspect
From here to Zaire
1088
Fallin' down the
Stair
She'd win a blue
Ribbon prize
For her bumpkin
Punkin's
At a county fair
They chased me
And tripped over pretty
Crystal Gayle's famous
Straight Long brown
Hair
Watchin' Le Ann
Rimes
Havin' teenage times
In skimpy underwear
I saw the
Gatlin Brothers
And the Oak Ridge Boys
Lined up in there
Behind blind
Ray Charles
In red Speedos
Singin' devil may care
I saw Dolly good
And Dolly
Had wood
Yeah Dollywood . . .
1089
Oh - - - Hello Dolly
I get my jollies
Whoa Dolly now
I had my fun
And I had my folly
Oh - - - Good golly
Mmm Ms. Molly
Mr. Charlie's
Pride
And joy
Oh - - - Hello Dolly
Melancholy
Whoa Dolly now
You flag my train
And you clang my
Trolley
Oh - - - Hey Dolly
Life of Riley
I'm happy as a
Breast-fed baby boy
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1090
Fake 2 Da Moon
1091
Fake 2 da moon
I'm heartless and
Immune
I ain't blue
I'm singin' a happy
Tune
I lied I never cried
A Rangoon monsoon
I'm over you
Now when I look up
At the distant stars
I wanna maroon
Your cheatin' ass on Mars
I faked you out
You sexy sneaky flirt
I made you think
That I was hurt
I played an actor's part
I let you think
I loved you
Theatrics
From the start
When all the while
You didn't know
I'd sit at home and smile
1092
Fake 2 da moon
I'm heartless and immune
I ain't sad
I'm singin' a happy tune
I lied I never cried
A Rangoon monsoon
I'm over you
Because you thought
I was your fool
When I kissed you
You were cool
You left me for another
Lover
You meant to be cruel
Fake 2 da moon
Love crazy as a loon
I laughed all night
'Cause I'm no such buffoon
Fake 2 da moon
I'm no love sick baboon
You thought a fox
Could trick an insensitive
Raccoon
1093
Fake 2 da moon
I'm heartless and immune
But if you wanna
Try again real soon
Ha ha ha
Ho ho ho
Fake 2 da moon
I'm over you
I'm over you
So over . . .
Fake 2 da Moon
1094
Hot Fudge Sundae
The world deserves
A hot fudge sundae
Supa mega
With a cherry on top
So when folks get mad n'
Angry
One taste
And the war would stop
I'd offer Jesus
A hot fudge sundae
So He could feed
The modern multitude
Then ev'rybody could
Have one
It's so delicious
It's warm as best friends
Melts inside your mind
It's way cool divine
Summer sunshine
Flavor fit for a king
Spill it on your blue jeans
Syrup and whipped cream
1095
That's where we get sex
Synergy
So we can make good lovin'
All night long baby
I don't want no sushi
Or Cappuccino Blast
I just want a hot fudge
Sundae
To lick off a glass
All this chocolate
In my fist
Pig out on it
I insist
You can even have chopped
Nuts
Stir n' spoon 'em
Bottoms up
Ev'rybody love's a
Hot fudge sundae
(Yea yea)
Monday Tuesday
Ev'ryday of the week
Fat n' skinny
Don't ever leave any
(No no)
1096
In the plaza
On a plate
When we're out on a
Date
1097
Reneged Refrain
I want my fair share
I lost
Stacked against me
Under the table
Playin' poker
With a joker
I suspect
Called America
Bet’cha I'm losin'
'Cause you cheatin'
That last pat hand
You dealt
Ain't legal
You double dealin'
From the bottom
Of the deck
I'm black as the ace of
Spades
My credit card's a king
(MLK)
Call a spade a spade
My callin' card's a queen
(Rosa Parks)
My marked business cards
A jack (Jesse Jackson)
1098
In a trumped up game of
Life
My ten race card
Is a Goat Alley
Switchblade knife
You just reneged on a
Nigger
You slammed the door
In my black face
So welfare rolls won't
Get bigger
A mind's a terrible
Thing to waste
If you renege on a nigger
White campaign promises
N' lies
When you renege on a
Nigger
With hateful hearts
He robs the game
Steals the pot
Beats you with wild
Clubs for diamonds
Watches rings
& hocks ev'ry crooked
Thing you got
1099
Lady Luck don't mean
A thing
You reneged on a nigger
You can't prevail on Dr.
King
As to the stigma of my
Enigma
We're Mother Earth's first
Human beings
You reneged on a nigger
Lord
You just reneged on a
Nigger
You didn't follow suit
You didn't tell the truth
Itchy finger hairy
Trigger
We a royal flush
The way I figure
If you renege on a nigger
Then the real deals fixed
N' rigged
When you renege on a
Nigger
By Robert's Rules n'
Regulations
Accordin' to Hoyle
In ev'ry nation
You reneged
1100
Robaire the Cockhound
Robaire the cockhound
Cajun Creole after sundown
Mississippi River bound
Robaire will abscond
With your zydeco heart . . .
By the love pound
Geechee spirit in your soul
Hambone heartbeat mind control
Told me a lie you was out with
The girls
Wearin' a big wig of long
Blonde curls
Sashayin' into our bedroom
Spreadin' your scent of sweet
Perfume
Smellin' like Patti LaBelle
And our marriage is goin' to hell
My Michael Jordan cologne
Just can't keep you at home
1101
I don't want you back on the
Rebound
If you've been a bitch
With a cockhound
He's chasin' stray women
Around town
And makin' they last love drop
Come down
Beware of Robaire the cockhound
He howls in the night
Where the lost delights of loves
Buried sugar bones are found
Robaire the cockhound's world
Renown
He stays in the doghouse
Escaped from the pound
He preys on fine women in heat
Sniffin' at fire hydrants
On main street
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He goes at love just like
A pit bull
Jumpin' over stonewalls for a
Mouthful
Just like a rottweiler
He'll puppy love doggy style ya
He'll mount up behind ya
So let me remind ya
Beware of Robaire the cockhound
When you hear his soulful sound
Le w o o o o o o o o o o o o
(New Orleans)
Le w o o o o o o o o o o o o
(Louisiana)
Beware brotha beware
Take care sista take care
Stay clear mista stay clear
Robaire's a one night affair
Robaire cocky Robaire
Is out there huntin' somewhere
Lookin' for some strange derriere
Will rip off your nightgown
Tear you to bits
Freak you to fits
Gnaw you like a bone
Then leave you alone
1103
Cajun Creole after sundown
Mississippi River bound
Robaire will abscond
With your zydeco heart . . .
By the love pound
1104
Michigan Malaise
As August kisses
Autumn
After apple blossoms
Bloom
When red cherries
Ripe for pickin'
And the robins
Chirp in tune
Then the bees are
Hidin' honey
Before the silver
Snowflakes fall
Detroit is sittin'
Mighty pretty
And the Ren-Cen
Buildings standin'
Tall y'all
Monarch butterflies
In my stomach
Over you
One time
One shot
Topless model rendezvous
1105
I'm etchin' sketches
That your eyebrow
Pencil drew
Applyin' color with
Your sexy lipstick
Hue
(Repeat the last whole line)
On assembly lines
I dream I'm your
Love slave
In an automotive
Aura
To the grave
Be Cleopatra
On Lake Erie's
Barge of love
You inspire
The car designs
That I think of
(Repeat the last three lines.)
1106
Michigan malaise
I'm workin' nights
Designin' days
With a Midwestern
Square
In a sorted love
Affair
Yeah!
I get a shortness
Of my breath
And my pulse
Is racin' sweat
When you pose
Buck wild naked
As jay birds get
Headlights chrome
Rubber
Detroit dealt
A sassy classy
Chassis
My soul felt
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Showroom rust
Conveyor garter
Belt
Handles like a woman
Make a man's heart
Melt
Yes I'm fittin'
In the mitten
Hand in glove
Iron fisted state
Potholder shaped
Blue sky above
Piston's poundin'
Square pegs
Ground down into
Round
You make my engine
Purr
A revved up Motown
Sound
(Repeat the last two lines.)
Michigan malaise
America's amazed
I'm Detroit River
Gamblin'
U bet I f-u-c-k-i-n'
Win
1108
But if we lose
It all
My gorgeous
Friend
I've got four
Great Lakes
To go jump in
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Haul Ass Humpin’
1109
Haul ass humpin'
I can hear 'em thumpin'
Somebody's really
Comin'
Through the wall
Orgasmically
Haul ass humpin'
This joint is really
Jumpin'
Out in the hall
I bump in
To the woman so sexy
Spinnin' eighteen
Wheels
Of burnin' rubber
Leavin' hairy
Skid marks on the
Sheet
Humpin' hard
A hundred m.p.h.
Slammin' on power
Brakes
In her bare feet
1110
Was that you I heard
Moanin' and groanin'
Hollerin' screamin'
Gettin' off
I said
I'll slip into somethin'
Latex darlin'
My Speedo’s big rig wide loads
Bulgin' red
Haul ass humpin'
Pedal to the medal
Pumpin'
My horny horn
Is trumpetin'
I step on the gas
In bed
Haul ass humpin'
She was chippie chumpin'
Now she's money
Dumpin'
On my barrel chest instead
Haul ass humpin'
Day n' night
Cheap motel
On the turnpike
1111
Haul ass humpin'
On the road
Triple trailer
Heavy load
I drive it by the inch
I get paid by the hump
I charge more for a
Thrust
And a belly roll's
Double plus
Haul ass humpin'
Swivel hips
She came screechin'
To my lips
Haul ass humpin'
Truckin' man
Hard workin' stiff
Grease monkey hands
Haul ass humpin'
For my pay
At a truck stop
On the highway
Haul ass humpin'
Ev'ryday
I'll haul ass hump
Your blues away
1112
A triple trailer
Full of lovin'
I'm movin' groovin'
Pushin' shovin'
Engine hotter than
An oven
A little quickie
Lovey dovin'
For fallen angels
Not above sin
Where ho's n'
Hookers busy hoverin'
Gettin’ lucky
Discoverin'
Haul ass humpin'
And they all wanna mack daddy
Daddy mack truck
With me
1113
Brush With Love
When you said goodbye
It gave me a black eye
I was punched by a boxing
Glove
We had a few words
Knock down drag out
Lovebirds
The whole thing was
Push n’ shove
You poured me a drink
We tangled I think
You slipped me a powerful
Drug
The room fell into a hush
Then I felt a rush
To my heart like an
Elephant crush
I’ve been hit by a bus
I felt my knees buckle
When I lost the scuffle
The blues tried to muscle
In on me
I just had a brush
1114
With love
I just had a brush
With L-O-V-E
My love life’s in danger
Romance was a stranger
I chanced to meet
In a nightclub
I just had a brush with
Love
The eternal struggle
L-O-V-E
Love taps black n’ blue
Love tussling with you
We went ‘round n’ ‘round
You wrestled me down
A love T.K.O.
With each body blow
I just had a brush with
Love
You fly off the handle
And bristle so fine
Your love kicks my behind
It beats the hell out of me
Ev’ry time
You break my heart and fracture my
Mind
You hit me so hard
1115
I dropped my love guard
I’m only flesh n’ blood
I stuck out my chin
And got clobbered again
A hawk fell prey to a dove
A slap in the face
A strong-arm embrace
Lip locks I can’t get free of
The room fell into a hush
Then I felt a rush
To my heart like an
Elephant crush
I’ve been hit by a bus
I felt my knees buckle
When I lost the scuffle
The blues tried to muscle
In on me
I just had a brush
With love
I just had a brush
With L-O-V-E
My love life’s in danger
1116
Romance was a stranger
A right in the gut
A left upper cut
A knee to the groin
A swift kick in the butt
I just had a brush
With love dear
I just had a brush
With love
U My Color But U Ain't My Kind
1117
As I went down
To NIMBY Town
I heard somebody sayin'
Back back
Back off don't touch
Git out and such
In a voice that wasn't playin'
I listened to the problem
They rambled on and on
The things they said
Are written here
Inside this little song
U my color
But U ain't my kind
U could never be
A friend of mine
In the Father's eyes
U think U shine
More than I do
Like the pot
That called the kettle
Black
I heard U
When U made that
Racist crack
U kinda people
Don't know how to act
As blood brothers
1118
We are red white and blue
And we love freedom too
Anybody's all American hue
Knows the difference
Between me and you
U a bully
And a hypocrite
Further more
I can't stand your shit
U on my last nerve
For a fightin' fit
Of kick-ass anger
A hush fell over
The whole ghetto
When I got
Outta my car
I unfurled my flags
Brave true colors
And waved ev'ry
Stripe and star
The street gang laughed
And shot me
Dead
In my bulletproof vest
Then good people in the projects
Sang in colorful protest
1119
U my color
But U ain't my kind
As they beat up on the
Gangs behind
Afterwards we drank a toast
Of wine
In the alley
To precious crude oil
On a higher ground
Perfect diamonds
In the rough
Unfound
Golden nuggets
Assayed pound for
Pound
By God's tally
The Pubis Bone
I'm workin' on the pubis bone
I just can't leave it alone
The payment on the car is due
The rent and groceries too
1120
I ain't made one single dime
'Cause I spend all my time
Workin' on the pubis bone
I love to tease it with a
Brush and a comb
I style it and I put it in
Braids
I tie red ribbons on it ev'ry
Day (chile)
I rinse it after each shampoo
I'd change the color if ya
Want me to
I'm 'bout to lose my happy home
They just cut off my telephone
But when a woman's haired
All over and grown
Baby you can laser your legs
Wax your underarms
You can pluck your eyebrows clean
But let your bikini line spread its charms
So fine from head to toe
You know I dig your shape
But for your body hair
Woman I go ape
1121
Yeah my main love sex jones
Since the day that I was born
Is all that mess
You growin'
I'm reapin' sowin'
Blessin's overflowin'
'Cause I'm workin'
I'm workin'
I'm workin'
I'm workin'
I'm workin'
When I should be out gettin' a loan
Not layin' up and gettin' stoned
Explorin' the vast x unknown
My digits in the erogenous zone
I love the sexual overtone
When I tweak it and you
Carry on
I love to hear you moan n' groan
I can play with it all night long
Do it to ya 'til the crack
Of dawn
1122
You don't have to do housework
You can lay around and shirk
I wanna feel you
Don't ya smirk
And please don't jerk away
From me
I'm a touchy feely guy
So I must caress your inner
Thigh
I could massage you here all day
On your backbone
Your hip bone
Your breastbone
Sugar bone
I can rub your dainty feet
Gently stroke your pretty hair
I love to kiss your luscious
Lips
But my finger tips
Have a eager beaver
Mind of their own
1123
When we buck wild mad naked and prone
I just let my right hand dangle
I wanna untangle
Your fur triangle
I got to first base
When you put me on
I stole second on a hit
And run
I slid in third
And the game was won
I'm gonna score now
I'm taggin' home
You got the shaggiest shock I've ever been
Shown
I wanna beat around the bush
Diabolical
Over each and ev'ry pube hair follicle
Baby I'm workin' on the pubis bone
The Return of Johnny Jealousy
You tryin’ to ruin
My world
You returned
To take my girl
Away today
1124
You came back
Camouflaged
A 1963 mirage
To drive me crazy
Don’t mean maybe
I didn’t recognize you
At first
But you put another
Lover’s curse
On me and my baby
Of insecurity
Plus my mortal enemies
Torture envy
And infidelity
The return of
Johnny Jealousy
Once you made
A jealous
Fool of me
I cried green-eyed
In my lonely room
You use to be
My doom and gloom
I offered you
A swig of my cherry wine
Made you feel
1125
Real comfortable
You took my woman
When I was a kid
Now you wanna repeat
The dirt you did
Lowdown lousy
Johnny Jealousy
It’s jaded ev’rywhere
And insane jealous up in here
I’m feelin’ paranoid
My love life’s null and void
Yeah I’m sad mad and blue
Because I’m goin’ through
The hell that all guys do
When a true love’s
Been untrue
___Chorus___
The Composer
A composer’s life
Is a world full of sound
Music plays in my head
I create as I live
To the people I give
1126
Writing up-tempo
In fox-trot time
I’m a two-step man
With a tunesmith’s mind
I exist on this earth
To rhyme
So whether it’s right
Or all wrong
I write love songs
From midnight ‘til
Dawn
I’m writing a song
Composing a tune
By candlelight born
In my lonely room
I’m writing a love song
To you
I wrote it because
I love you
I dedicate it with love
1127
The angels will sing it
In heaven above
I can’t go wrong
Just as long
As my songs about you
Oh my darling darling
My sweet baby baby
The whole wide world
Will sing along
In my fantasy world
All alone
I’m creating to make you
My own
(Ding-dong)
Composing a tune
(Ding-dong)
(Ding-dong)
The world will sing along
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(Ding-dong)
From the depths of my heart
And my soul for you
A Quarter Short of Love
Smokin’ cigarettes
I’ll never quit
‘Til you get my baby
Back on the line
Smokin’ cigarettes
1129
I’m goin’ crazy
‘Cause that was my
Very last dime
My baby’s home
She must be
Operator
Trust me
Pay you later
(Don’t leave me)
Standin’ on the corner
At a pay phone
A quarter short of love
Pinchin’ pennies
And bummin’ nickels
From passersby
On the street
Push your buttons
To call her number
And I’ll ask her if we
Can meet
My baby’s home
1130
She must be
Operator
Trust me
Pay you later
(Don’t leave me)
At a pay phone
I wanna hug n’ kiss
My honey
So lady won’t you please help me
Make this emergency bootay call
Free
‘Cause I ain’t got
No mo’ money
Don’t hang up ‘til I
Get enough chump change
To talk with that
Lover of mine
Busy signals
1131
Been buzzin’ for hours
And that is a
Very bad sign
My baby’s home
She must be
Operator
Trust me
Pay you later
(Don’t leave me)
At a pay phone
_____Repeat_____
Louisiana Purchase
Nocturne lady in
N'awlin's
Cash conventioners
Sprawlin'
Parasol parades ballin'
1132
To the Bourbon Street
Beat
Struttin' in the
French Quarter
Sexy land of dreams
Daughter
Southern gentlemen
Oughta
Riverboat paddle you
Louisiana Purchase
Of love
Spicy hot
Cruisin' on the Mississippi
Moonlight
Hits the spot
I'm romantically fallin'
Praline love nuts
In N'awlin's
Louisiana is
Gnawin'
And clawin' at me
Red light district
Creole has
1133
Voodoo woman
Razz ma tazz
Wrought iron
Balcony kisses
Above the birthplace
Of jazz
I’m Different
1134
I'm a lonely man
Livin' in this
Lonely land
No one understands
I'm different
Because I sit at home
And write love songs
All alone
Some think my mind
Is gone
But I'm different
I can tell
Baby I can feel
If your love
Is for real
I can touch
Honey deep inside
With my palm
I can calm
With a balm
Your raging tide
I won't tell a lie
Never make you cry
I'm not that kind of
Guy
I'm different
1135
No longer paranoid
That last kiss
I enjoyed
My blues is
Null n' void
I'm different
Yea yea yea
I'm different
I'm oh so very different
As lead and gold
When we made love tonight
You broke the mold
I'm so very different
Hey hey hey
I'm different
To my soul
As night n' day
I'm different
As work and play
So different
As wrong and right
I'm different
As black n' white
I'm different
As love n' hate
1136
So different
I'm different
The Theme Of Finance Rd.
Take Finance Rd.
1137
All the way up
A buttercup
Of sun will erupt
You won't hear me complain
When it rains
Take Finance Rd.
All the way down
When clouds are gray
Don't wear a frown
I know a place
Where skies are blue
I wrote you a love sonnet
And this is what I said
I'll be lovin' you
As long as apples are red
The road of life's
A maple drive
Money tree lined canopy
At rainbow's end
Veer left off of
The avenue ennui . . . ennui
Take Finance Rd.
1138
All the way out
Fresh mornin' dew
Is meltin' about
That's where I fell in love
With you
The street where hopes n' dreams
Come true
That's the theme of Finance Rd.
Enslaved
1139
Enslaved
Emancipated love slave
You make me behave
Like a twenty-first century
Love slave
Enslaved
Third millennium sex slave
New Age
Minimum wage slave
Shackin' up in
Sojourner Truth's
Enclave
I ain't never been loved
Like this before
Ravaged by a savage
One woman gang whore
Roots the color purple
Glory gone with the wind
Kissin' sweetly Phyllis
Wheatley
Your beloved lips again
1140
Enslaved
You captured and gave
Love lashes I crave
‘Til I'm dead and buried in my grave
Baby I'm just your love slave
On the lover's auction block
No shackles chains or whips
‘Twas a passive aggressive
Soul sista
Thrusting Amistad bubble hips
King jack knight pawn
President knave
Thomas Jefferson lust lynchin'
Long Tall Sally
In the home of the free and the
Brave
______Top______
1141
Sore as a Whore
Sore as a whore
Sore as a whore
Sore as a whore
At the Million Man March
Bunions on her feet
An a fallen arch
Sore as a whore
Thought she'd make mo’
Money
Than the Golden Arch
She followed 'em up
She followed 'em down
But not one john
In a million found
She got way mad
She was mean n' hurt
'Cause she was ignored
By a million men bored
So she beat a retreat
On bloody raw feet
When she reached a shoe
Store
She was sore as a whore
1142
The clerk let her in
And she said with
Chagrin
She just got rejected
By one million men
Her jaws stayed tight
The clerk hid out of
Sight
Her feets was stankin'
With all they might
Sweatin' and swollen
She tipped back on the
Street
The agony spreadin'
She ached in defeat
She walked with a limp
'Cause no one would attempt
To want her for sex
Her toes couldn't flex
Big feet on fire
She could not score
She was sore as a whore
1143
Islam won't wham bam
No thank ya mam
She's sore as a whore
And they don't give a
Damn
Oh she cried
My ligaments tore
I can't walk by sight
N' faith no more
Oh she sighed
I'm so poor
'Cause a million good Joe's
Left her
Sore as a whore
One million sheep
And she can't find a
Ram
She can't even date
A wooly head lamb
She say don't
Nobody want no
Damn bean pie
They got crap n' sugar
In 'em
1144
Don't nobody wanna
Wear
No jive bow tie
Look like a bama
Hooked up in
'Em
One million throats
Dry n' parch
From stiff bow ties
And white shirt starch
The Million Man March
Could've conquered the
World
They should've robbed
All the banks
And loved pretty young girls
But they huggin' n' kissin'
Each other
They all call one another
Brotha
Damn if they want a
Professional lover
For a ho on the street
Mista that's a mutha
1145
Sore as a whore
In a army of joints
She's advertisin’
But they don't get the
Point
She said
Y'all won't loot
That's why they call ya
The fruit
Y'all don't bone
Y'all just wanna atone
Her pimp said hell no
Shut up ho
Don't wanna hear yo’
Big mouth no mo’
If ya trick
I'm gonna go
Upside your head mo-fo
And leave ya here achin'
Sore as a whore
She said I’m
Sore as a whore
In a woman’s shoe store
Bunions and fallen arches
After the millionth
Man marches
By me
______Top_______
1146
I Slept With Yo’ Mama
I slept with yo’ mama
What about it
You were a baby
Sleepin’ in the crib
I changed yo’ diaper
Dirty diaper
Yo’ bottle washer butt wiper
Wet bottom wiper
Whenever I heard you
Cryin’ in the night
I didn’t have no job
Yo’ ruined childhood
Got robbed
It made yo’ mama sob
Sad tears and pray to God
And then you grew up son
While I was on the run
Forgive the things I did
When you were just a kid
This secret can’t stay hid
Ain’t no doubt about it
I wanted to shout it
All over town
1147
Soon we became family
In da hood
But you were unhappy
A spoiled brat who could
Shoot yo’ pappy
Down upon the crime chalk
Outlined yellow ribboned
Ghetto ground
Do you think yo’ mother
Would take a mack dad lover
Do you believe she’d have me
Reach out for me and grab me
Why are you so hateful
And so doggone ungrateful
Do you believe
That you were born
To give me gangsta grief
N’ scorn
This I know
Young punk psycho
Toe to toe
Not too long ago
1148
I’m yo’ daddy
Son if you’d rather
Yo’ biological fatha
We didn’t adopt ya
Indiscreet
The stork didn’t drop ya
On the street
Birth control couldn’t stop ya
I repeat
I was a proud project’s papa
Between the sheets
All nightlong
Tore up her pajamas
Love King Kong
Smoked a bong
Made you and paused. . .
Like a comma
Rang her ding dong
Strung out sucka
Crackhead muth f ‘a
Stranger wanna hook up
‘Round the way
1149
With a tough titty
Itty-bitty
O.G. in the city
And this is what I say
Go home and ask yo’ mom’s `G´
I slept with yo’ mommie
She named you Jody after me
Knocked her up
We enjoyed bootay rama
Never enough
Rough n’ Tough
But I rocked yo’ cradle
Before I rocked her world
________Booya!________
1150
Feel My Eel
Feel my eel
(Baby)
Feel my eel
(In the mornin' time)
Feel my eel
(In the evenin' time)
Feel my eel
(In the midnight hour)
Feel my eel
Glowin’ in the dark
Feel my eel
Rub it 'til I spark
Megawatt I overload
Megahertz me I explode
Gigabyte my eel it
Growed
To a jiggawatt episode
Feel my eel
In your aquarium of
Love
1151
Feel my eel
In your fish tank I
Dream of
I'm caught in your
Fishnets
Between yo’ Amazon
Thighs
I zap n' zing
A moray's thing
In yo’ bootay and make
You squeal
Electrocute your body
Supercharge your very
Soul
Electric slide into your
Panties
With my power utility
Pole
Blow a fuse no jellyfish
Can sting a bigger bolt
Give you such a mighty
Jolt
Hotter than a million volts
Feel my eel (Feel my eel)
In the hot tub of your
Heart
1152
Stroke my scaly spine
For shock
In the shower
Be so bold
Touch my eel (Touch my eel)
Touch my fishy fin
Control
Dynamo in your
Fish bowl
Cop a feel
(Feel my eel)
Early in the mornin'
(Feel my eel)
At the crack of dawnin'
(Feel my eel)
Stretchin' and a yawnin'
(Feel my eel)
Fresh as water
I was born in
(Feel my eel)
Make ya hair go back
Make ya cheek teeth
Chatter baby
(Feel my eel)
1153
Wet electric blanket
Drive ya mad as a hatter
Crazy
(Feel my eel)
From electron matter
Inhibitions scatter maybe
(Feel my eel)
Grip my tail
And feel about
Smooth my whiskered
Feelers out
Feel me up
Without a doubt
Beard the lion
In his den
Charm the cobra
With a grin
Smell the skunk
And don't run then
Cop a feel
(Feel my eel) Feel my eel
(Feel my eel)
1154
(Feel my eel)
Shock absorb my sex
Appeal
(Feel my eel)
Pet it or someone else
Will
(Feel my eel)
Save on your electric bill
Cop a feel
Feel my eel
Take a
Tranquilizer pill
Cop a feel
Feel my eel
Fondle flanks as
Hard as steel
1155
Cop a feel
Feel my eel
Breathe love fire in
My gill
Cop a feel
Feel my eel
Run fingers down my
Shaft until
Cop a feel
Feel my eel
Place your hand where
It can heal
Cop a feel
Feel my eel
(Feel my eel)
In my 'lectric
Automobile
(Feel my eel)
Zany zig zag
Zip n' zeal
(Feel my eel)
Turn my ignition switch
Lucille
1156
(Feel my eel)
See what neon eyes
Reveal
(Feel my eel)
My fishy sperm will
Splash n' spill
Make ya hair go back
Make ya cheek teeth
Chatter baby
(Feel my eel)
Wet electric blanket
Drive ya mad as a hatter
Crazy
(Feel my eel)
From electron matter
Inhibitions scatter
Maybe
(Feel my eel)
1157
Cop a feel
Feel my eel
From a river in Brazil
Cop a feel
Feel my eel
An anaconda's
No big deal
Cop a feel
Feel my eel
I zonk piranha
At my heel
Cop a feel
Feel my eel
(Feel my eel)
My shock therapy's
Tranquil
(Cop a feel)
See me shed my skin n' peel
(Feel my eel)
Grab my lightin'
Rod real deal
Cop a feel
Feel my eel
1158
Gang With No Name
Gang with no name
Gang with no shame
Of orgies in the dark
A nation so strange
They only gang bang for love
Gang with no name
Gang with no blame
Of breakin' lovers hearts
Drive by at night
In stretch limos
Dressed to kill
A girl named Bitch Ho
Wanted to go
With strangers on a jet plane
She's from the ghetto
These beautiful types are wild
They winter in Spain
Jet set fortune fame
And play the game of romance
She tried to explain
This wonderful gang's life style
1159
She said they'd demolish
All the slums and projects
Soon they'll abolish urban
Crime
Someday we'll live in a world
Of joy and sunshine
Buy back all the guns gangstas
Own
Then all colors worn
Can be shown
Gang with no name
Ascend in a plane
As peaceful as a white dove
They don't make a claim
But all other gangs are lame
They gang bang bang bang
And zoom boom boom boom
In plush Mile High Club
Bedrooms
Al-Fayed wet dreams
This gang's turf is EZ street
The gang with no pain to speak
Of
These safe sex angels from above
The gang with no name
Is all about makin' love
1160
1 Ambition
Dark clouds roll by
Blockin' the sun
Inside my window
Black blues has won
I'm all alone
Nobody's home
No one calls me
On the telephone
(On the telephone)
My wife is long gone
My kids are all grown
Hot deals cool chances
Big-time I've way blown
Late red eye night flights
For naught I've fast flown
1 ambition
1 ambition
I'd climb the highest
Mountain
1 ambition
Swim the deepest sea baby
Conquer Rome
1161
1 ambition
I'd catapult the
China Wall
1 ambition
Attack Russia when
The snow falls
1 ambition
Trek the jungles of
Africa
1 ambition
Fight bigots in
America
1 ambition
Collect sweet
Reparation dues
1 ambition
Cross the desert sand
Without no shoes
1 ambition
I'm way abuse substance
Prone
1 ambition
Old man in the danger
Zone
1162
1 ambition
I create
The tune the tone
1 ambition
In my bones
I've got a singin' jones
1 ambition
I've been taught
And I've been shown
1 ambition
I'm a unknown rollin'
Stone
My 1 ambition
Is to be number 1
I'm gonna be a super
Icon
That's my
1 ambition
I'm a wannabe
Champion
1 ambition
My engagements
Have come and gone
1163
1 ambition
All my wild seeds
Have been sown
1 ambition
But I ain't gonna
Bitch n' groan
1 ambition
Now in silence hear
Me drone
1 ambition
When I'm dead drunk
I piss n' moan
1 ambition
But I still
Keep hangin' on
1 ambition
For some word
Of mouth promotion
1 ambition
I'll be a mighty man
Of iron
1 ambition
I'm gonna be a paragon
1164
1 ambition
I should be a king
Upon a throne
1 ambition
I keep my nose
To the ol’ grindstone
Music's the one
True love I've known
But I'm kept waitin'
Put on postpone
Through the years
Brave bitter tears
Now all around town
The people turn me down
Ripped n' torn
(Oh yeah)
By life's sharp thorns
I'm so forlorn
Since the day they say
I was born
I've had just 1 ambition
1 ambition
I ain't never gonna
Lay down lazy
1165
1 ambition
Some people cuss and
Call me crazy
1 ambition
They think I'm on the
Ropes
But that don't phase
Me
1 ambition
I got to stop
Gettin' high n' hazy
1 ambition
I'll make a come back
And even amaze me
1 ambition
I'll come fightin'
Back
Fresh as a daisy
1 ambition
Folks call me a
Livin'
Legend
1166
1 ambition
Soon I'll get my
Show biz crown
On
1 ambition
I just need an SBA
Loan
1 ambition
From the Small Business
Administration
1167
Golden Years
After the laughter
And tears
Golden years
Golden years
Exciting love
Ever after
Is here
Golden years
Golden years
These golden days
I spend with you
In our secluded
Rendezvous
Sometimes we sit
At home and talk
Great day in the mornin'
Take a walk
1168
Then we could
Drive off in the car
Out where no one
Knows who we are
This time I'm wiser
Only an old lonely miser
Hoards his heart
After
The rapture
Three cheers
Golden years
Golden years
The future's brighter
At this stage
My dear
Golden years
Golden years
These golden days
I spend with you
In our secluded
Rendezvous
Sometimes we sit
At home and talk
Great day in the mornin’
Take a walk
1169
Then we could
Drive off in the car
Out where no one
Knows who we are
This time I’m wiser
Only an old skinflint
Miser
Midas wearing a dark green visor
Hoards his heart
It’s never too late
To switch gears
Golden years
Golden years
Forever
I’m loving you
It appears
Golden years
Golden years
Golden years
Golden years
Oh yeah . . . we got ‘em!
1170
Misogyny Tattoo
My misogyny tattoo
Is inside my head
Not all over my body
I'm male chauvinist
For you
(Repeat)
Black maidenhair
Red painted toenails
I'm in the thick of
Things
With you
You my mistress
You my trophy
My misogyny tattoo
You be so glad
That I'm a gangsta satyr
When I gang bang you
Like I said
Just like in jail
I'll one man gang rape you
Pretty baby
I'm a gangsta in the
Bed
1171
Black maidenhair
I'll make your hair
And toenails curl
Buck wild mad naked
Bitch ho woman
Hip-hop homey
O.G. girl
Black maidenhair
Woman
I'm eager beaver
For your love
You be humpin' fast
And screamin'
You be comin'
I be reamin'
Uhh!
My misogyny tattoo
Is inside my head
Not all over my body
I'm male chauvinist
For you
(Repeat)
1172
Bessie
When I was young
Son we called it nookie too
But ya gotta use a rubber now
And that might not even do
I'd comb my hair
Brush my teeth
And take a bath
I screwed so much
I have to laugh
Yo abstinence is the way
So don't do what I did
Back in the day
I tore some nookie up
Yeah I couldn't get enough
When I was goin' to high school
I loved that nookie stuff
Today I'd contract AIDS
Unless I was afraid
To have unsafe sex
With anyone
Until the virus fades
1173
Father figure in the doorway
Of a crack house
Smilin' death invades life hard
Fat rat gnawin' on a dead fresh
Fetus
In the filthy courtyard
Of a Harlem habitat tenement facade
When I was young
So very young
When I was young n'
Dumb
And full of baby come
When I was young
So very young
My hot n' horny
Hard on well hung
Chimes got rung
When I was very young
Bessie made me come
She traded comic books
With me
And kissed me with
Her tongue
Son
She kissed me with
Her tongue
Son
1174
Then I became a freak
All women want my
Meat
But my meat market
Was closed
If you could hear the
Bedsprings creak
Son
Hear the bedsprings
Creak son
Hear the bedsprings
Creak
They say I'd screw a
Snake
A dog a sheep partake
Ménage à trois
With 2 street ho's
Just for humpin' sake
From the day that I was
Born
I was doin' kiddy porn
It dawned on me
When I was 3
The pee pee goes in
The wee wee
The pee pee goes in
The wee wee
The pee pee goes in
The wee wee
1175
I'd hump the crack of
Dawn
Jump the mummy's
Bones
Become a necrophiliac
In a funeral home
Rape a Catholic nun
Make a cripple gimmie
Some
Old ladies on their
Death beds
Would be a lot of fun
When I was young
I met your mom
I was full of hormones
And testosterones
First I got bit
Then I was stung
By the sexy bug of
Love
We live among
_____Top_____
1176
Mr. Mfume
Mr. Mfume
Ex-NAACP
(Kwiesi)
Mr. Mfume
If you and Chairman Bond
Need money
(ASAP)
Mr. Mfume
(Hey Pee Wee)
I've got a Mom n' Pop Company
(Records movies TV)
Mr. Mfume
My plan is easy as ABC
(Invest tax-free)
Mr. Mfume
We spend black billions
Annually
(Instant Industry)
Mr. Mfume
(Commission me)
I’m sho’ as Medgar fell
In Mississippi
(And called Myrlie)
1177
Mr. Mfume
I want’cha to hear me
Talkin' currency
Man we could fun-raise
Us mo’ money
Than Africanized killa
Bees
Make honey
To a million men minister
Farrakhan
Ideally functions as the main man
With all due respect
To Jesse Jackson
Keep on pushin' for Affirmative
Action
Mr. Mfume
Soon as I get outta detox
(Detox I thought you said
Detroit)
Mr. Mfume
Ms. Lynn Whitfield
Is a stone fox
(The lovely lady rocks)
Mr. Mfume
Like oil in Iraq
We are all worth
More than Fort Knox
(In Julian bonds and Kwiesi stocks)
1178
Cynics who cry Uncle Tom
Tucker
Think General Powell was
A sucka
And George W. Bush
Ain’t gonna be funny
As the Rose Garden
Easter bunny
Big boss Black Caucus
Don't be silly
Y’all stop dependin'
On Slick Willie
Make each American
A client
Pee wee
Be a self-reliant
Giant
_____Top_____
No Muss No Fuss No Bother
No muss no fuss
No dirt no dust
No cracks no rust
1179
No stress no loss
If you want my heart forever
Forever and a day
If you need my arms to hold you
Eternally I say
No muss no fuss no bother
Love will take care of tomorrow
So kiss me once again
Make love and then
That’s when forever begins
If you live and love a life time
Together here with me
We will share a golden wedding
Anniversary
I promise to leave you never
Oh my darling
Your love’s no trouble at all
_______Top_______
Love will take care of tomorrow
So kiss me once again
Make love and then
That’s when forever begins
1180
If we spend a man and wife time
Each night sublime I know
It’s no muss no fuss no bother
Because I love you so
I promise to leave you never
Oh my darling
_______Top_________
I’m Invisible
I’m invisible
You don’t give a damn
Just as Ralph Ellison wrote
I’m an invisible man
1181
I vanish in thin air
I simply disappear
You look right through me
I’m invisible
You don’t see me
In a crowd
You don’t see me
For cryin’ out loud
You don’t see me
Black endowed
‘Cause you’re king of
The world
You don’t notice
You’re unaware
Even though I’m standing
Here
I might as well not
Make an appearance
At all
I’m unseen in your mind
I’m invisible
Imperceptible as time
I’m invisible
1182
You keep me in the dark
I’m invisible
Stop living in a blind
Hey! I’m not a ghost
What am I to do
I’m red white and blue
What am I to say
When I fade away
What am I to feel
My life’s so unreal . . .
I’m invisible
You don’t give a damn
Just as Ralph Ellison wrote
I’m an invisible man
I vanish in thin air
I simply disappear
You look right through me
I’m invisible
I’m invisible
You don’t give a good goddamn
To you I’m transparent
I’m invisible
1183
It’s so apparent
Plain as cellophane
I’m invisible
I’m invisible
I’m invisible
Swiss Lake
Lake Geneva
Pretty as a picture
Postcard
1184
Lake Geneva
Proud as swans
On a pond
Lake Geneva
In the early mornin’
Sunrise
Lake Geneva
I was drownin’
It’s true
Lake Geneva
I can’t swim my soul
Is sinkin’
Would it grieve you
If I go down three
Times
Would you bereave me
World peace achieve me
God knows I cleave thee
Lake Geneva
1185
(Arms control)
When I need some quiet
Calm
(In my soul)
I don’t pack a big
Firearm
(Away I roll)
I go inland
Upon sunny waters
Of aqua blue
Tranquility
(I’ve been told)
Ev’rybody wants an end
(Life’s so cold)
1186
From terrorist like
Osama bin Laden
(Should strife unfold)
I just take my trusty
Rod and reel
‘Cause guns are
Dangerous
They maim and murder
Us
Lake Geneva
I’m gonna build a
Little cabin
Lake Geneva
I was washed up on the
Shore
Lake Geneva
Fishin’ ev’ryday ‘til
Sunset
You received me
You relieved me
1187
You retrieved me
You grabbed me
By the shirt sleeve
‘Cause you believed
In me
Now I can breathe free
Lake Geneva
_____Break_____
Jordan River
Bay of Accord
And Reason
Big as an ocean
Deep as the sea
____Top____
Marilyn Monroe
Marilyn Monroe
Your sex appeal
Stole the show
1188
Marilyn Monroe
Your demise was a
Tragic blow
Image on the
Silver screen
Superstar movie
Queen
Goddess of love
I’m dreamin’ of
Marilyn Monroe
Glamour girl glow
From head to toe
Marilyn Monroe
Icon of love
Angel above
Marilyn Monroe
Marilyn Monroe
Why did you go
I miss you so
Just like Joe DiMaggio
You’re up in heaven
Sex symbol divine
God’s gift to Hollywood
And mankind
1189
Posin’ over a subway grate
In New York City
The camera was your lover
It made you look so pretty
Marilyn Monroe
Beautiful blonde
Phenom
Marilyn Monroe
Your hair a crown
Of platinum
Though I’m just
An average Joe
A film fan
Who adores you so
Goddess of love
I’m dreamin’ of
Marilyn Monroe
Glamour girl glow
From head to toe
Marilyn Monroe
Icon of love
Angel above
Marilyn Monroe
I love you so
Say hello to Joe DiMaggio . . .
1190
Marilyn Monroe
Voodoo Valentine
Loozana lady
Seductress sublime
Stickin' little pins
In my picture all the time
Love hex from Haiti
You're a voodoo valentine
Magnolia mama
Bewitching boucoup
1191
You haunt like the ghost
Of Marie Laveau
Now spellbound and
Southbound
I'm coming back to you
New Orleans is Crescent City
In the Gulf of Mexico
That's the place
I Miss . . . issippi River go
And when I'm deep down there
Creole Cajun queen I know
You're workin' mumbo jumbo
And major mojo
Loozana woman
How can you be
So riverboat ruthless
To cast love's curse on me
Loozana lover
I'm in a love trance
Your hocus pocus potion
Charmed me at first glance
Voodoo valentine
My heart never had a chance
Loozana baby
Mamselle so fine
1192
I'm mint julep hazy
A bayou zombie cryin'
Said only Satchmo's trumpet
Wards off a voodoo valentine
Loozana lady
Let's end this romance
By playin' Louis Armstrong
While we Dixieland slow dance
And masquerade French Quarter kisses
Laced with John the Conqueror root wine
Now only Satchmo's trumpet
Wards off a voodoo
Valentine
Love hex from Haiti
You're a voodoo valentine
Accursed
It's accursed in this land
All the riches known to man
Ain't nobody gotta goddamn
Plan
_______Repeat______
1193
My scabs n' wounds won't
Heal I'm told
Black n' angry
On the dole
As Clinton's
Fond n' friendly
'Round the eyes
But when it comes to
Farrakhan
An exotic pragmatic
Islamic man
Praise Allah Akbar
Five times a day
He made a million kneel
N' pray
But it won't one million
So the white man say
Ain't no mothafuckin'
Plan
1194
My scabs and wounds
Won't heal I'm told
Black and angry when
I'm old
Lord we don't worship
Satan anymore
We lick salvation crumbs
Right off the floor
___Repeat___
Down degradations path
Of sin
The road to utter ruin
There ain't no unfought
Freedom
In this world
Oh o o o o o (Scat)
Ain't nobody gotta goddamn
Plan
It's accursed in this
Land
All the riches known
To BROTHAMAN
(Scat)
1195
It's accursed all the time
I can't hardly make a dime
It's accursed day n' night
It's accursed black n' white
It's accursed as it reams
In a Jesus kinda dream
Burn a cross
They burn the church
God don't leave us in the
Lurch
Some ain't got enough to
Eat
Others dwell on E Z street
All that money that they
Make
Is only for the master
Race
If they gave some to the
Poor
It would open freedom's
Door
The masses need a helpin'
Hand
1196
Cyberspace Confession
O.J./Nicole/Ron.com
Was on a home page
Called the Bleedin' Edge
O.J./Nicole/Ron.com
They can't prove it
They only allege
1197
Are the hackers
Hauntin' /website
The ghosts of Nicole/Ron
The white bronco's backed up
To Bundy
'Cause this was posted on
The Internet
O.J./Nicole/Ron.com
I never ever wanted 'em dead
O.J./Nicole/Ron.com
A cyberspace confession said
O.J./Nicole/Ron.com
In drippin' graphics bloody red
O.J./Nicole/Ron.com
The kids were sleepin' in the bed
O.J. was her/x-husband
/lover/mentor/hero/best friend
Did O.J. love her too much
To ever/her throat
Thus was the crime
Of the century
The Akita Kato
Saw the deed
Where is the double
Murder weapon
I'm surfin' the/clue
We need
1198
O.J./Nicole/Ron.com
I didn't mean to do it
O.J./Nicole/Ron.com
When they kissed hello I blew it
O.J./Nicole/Ron.com
Ear to ear before I knew it
O.J./Nicole/Ron.com
I didn't mean to screw
It . . . up
O.J./Nicole/Ron.com
Crazy over you
O.J./Nicole/Ron.com
What else was I to do
O.J./Nicole/Ron.com
So in love with you
O.J./Nicole/Ron.com
You thrilled me
Through and through
O.J./Nicole/Ron.com
I never ever wanted 'em dead
O.J./Nicole/Ron.com
A cyberspace confession said
O.J./Nicole/Ron.com
In drippin' graphics bloody red
O.J./Nicole/Ron.com
The kids were sleepin' in the bed
1199
1200
Phony Phone Sex
Phone Sex
Phony phone sex
From the Internet
Orgasms rated X
She whispers in my ear
All the sex she's got
Phony phone sex
I can't disconnect
I think my wife suspects
Although it don't cost zip
And diddley squat
I feel like a dumb
Stupid jerk
I cheat when my wife
Goes to work
A woman's breathin'
Heavy on the line
She's got the voice
Of an angel
And she sounds divine
She sighs and satisfies
My jones
So mellow she comes
On the phone
1201
She talks dirty
When she moans and groans
She's gonna make me
Leave my happy home
_____Top_____
To get off on high tech
Safe sex
I call cuter computer complex
Her fake love makin' seems
Sincere
So at midnight sharp
I'm meetin' her here
Lights are low
In this cheap motel
Room
As my phone girl
Steps into the gloom
But I recognized
Her sweet perfume
It was my own hot wife
With the big bazooms
_____Top_____
1202
Jewish Man
Oh may your cantors sing
And make the temples ring
So shall your rabbis’ cry
A prayer up to the sky
Then will your prophets shout
The torah right on out
To bless the world with song
Mankind can sing along
Jewish man
Jewish man
Sittin’ pretty
In New York City
Jewish man
Jewish man
Made your money
Off doo-wah ditty
I guess Jehovah
Will understand
If you follow
The Ten Commands
Father Abraham
1203
On Mount Sinai
Blessed desert sand
In Israel land
Where all y’all chosen
People band
Jewish man
Jewish man
Old school subway
Downtown from Harlem
A cappella audition day
Secular Hebrew
Charmin’ white Jew
Said I’ll make
A star of you
You said you’d record me
And you did
I sold a million
You only paid me
A grand
Jewish man
Jewish man
I graduated
1204
From doo-wop school
In fifty-eight
Thought I was cool
Dumb as a jackass
Stubborn as a mule
Jewish man
Jewish man
You escaped Hitler’s plan
Jewish man
Jewish man
The master race
Was inhuman
Now Jewish guys
Ain’t all alike
I just came to see you
Ya said take a hike
I balled my fist
Knocked on your door
You smiled and cheated me
All the more
I sold my talent
1205
Cheap for a song
Today I’m wiser
Old and poor
I thought that you were
My biggest fan
Jewish man
Jewish man
We shoulda made
A united stand
Hand in hand
Against the Ku Klux Klan
__________Top___________
Kinky n’ da Stinky
UFO of Love
1206
Kinky n’ da stinky
UFO of love
Kinky n’ da stinky
UFO of love
When men from
The red planet Mars
Come crashing through the
Stars
With twenty inch penises
To rape earth Venuses
Their eyes you can’t avoid
As burnin’ asteroids
One look you’ll be destroyed
By love n’ lust enjoyed
Green men from the red
Planet Mars
Not Roswell specimen in
Jars
Hot sex starved men from
Mars
Ain’t had none
Since we left
In space cars
Quickie Mercury and moon
Melt frigid women
On Neptune
1207
Jump Jupiter’s bones
And after burn
Zoom butt rings around
Saturn
Pluto poontang
Blows my mind
Girl Uranus looks so fine
I wanna take your
Earth mate’s place
One night
To save the human race
(3 times)
Earth women are so sweet
All y’all taste good to eat
Baby I will be discreet
On my saucer when we meet
I don’t drink no human
Blood
I just make unearthly love
I’m a sextraterrestrial
Who likes to kiss n’ hug
Invade your inner space
Sure as your planet’s turnin’
Blue
1208
I’ve come a Milky Way
To make Martian love to
You
Outer space angel
Alien angel chile
Sci-phi stranger from above
Outer space angel
Alien angel chile
In a UFO of love
Outer space angel
Alien angel chile
Creature being from above
Outer space angel
Alien angel chile
In a UFO of love
1209
Love
Love
_____Top_____
Uranus is pink
Astronomers think
Uranus is pink
With no gaseous stink
Uranus is pink
A big bang in sync
Uranus is cold
As the black hole
Uranus is red
The planetarium said
Uranus is brown
When cosmic doo-doo
Goes down
Uranus is a golden hue
Uranus is purple too
Fuchsia n’ white
Girl I wanna observe
Uranus tonight
_______Top_______
Da Muthafucka’s Brutha
1210
I'm da muthafucka's brutha
Before we take it any further
Naked next to one another
We're both baad ass bookends
Roughneck tough ghetto twins
Before we get under the covers
And become hot sweaty lovers
He's a gangsta I'm a stud
He's a Crip and a Blood
We had the same mother
The same father too
Ain't nothin' he did
I can't do better to you
He's known in the Hood
For doin' it good
No bigger no better
He'll mack and forget ya
I'm a wiser mella fella
I'm black as night
And he's high yella
You're fine as wine in a cellar
I love sweeter and stronger
Make the thrill last much longer
1211
He's humps one way
I hump another
I'll make you see
Black angels hover
I'm a kiss and a hug
He's a thief and a thug
Not the fonky monkey's uncle
Nor a kissin’ country cousin
He's sex crazed and deranged
I got ya love on my brain
Not a S.O.B. c-sucka
No bastard boy step god-child
For ya
We two peas in a pod
Except I stay on the hard
Not the daddy mack's mack daddy
Not the fuckers great grandfatha
I'm your one and only one
He gang bangs with a gun
I'm the muthafucka's brutha
You my sista-in-law soul lover
He's a pusher and a shover
We split the same nickname
I'm Puddin' and they call him Tain
1212
I'd be a friend if you would rather
Or stay away if I'm a bother
He's my family and close kin
I can't kill or turn him in
Whenever dark gray rain clouds gather
I'll be the sunshine you discover
'Cause you a po’liceman’s daughter
And he's against law and order
1213
We're both baad ass bookends
Roughneck tough ghetto twins
He's a gangsta I'm a stud
He's a Crip and a Blood
I'm a kiss and a hug
He's a thief and a thug
We like two peas in a pod
Except I stay on the hard
I'm your one and only one
He gang bangs with a gun
I Love sweeter and stronger
Make the thrill last much longer
We split a nickname
I'm Puddin' and they call him Tain
He's my family and close kin
I can't kill or turn him in
He's sex crazed and deranged
I got ya love on my brain
You a po’liceman’s daughter
And he's against law and order
I Can’t Get You Out of My System
1214
I can’t get you
Out of my system
My very system
Depends on you
Baby I can’t get you
Out of my system
Whenever you see him
I hurt through and through
I forgive your affair
The sexy clothes you wear
To rendezvous with
Somebody new
You’re the only one
Who outshines the sun
I’m heartache city
For you
I can’t get you
Out of my system
Since you dismissed
Them
All systems won’t go
Baby I can’t get you
Out of my system
Another victim
Of I love you so
1215
I’ve been rich
And I’ve been poor
Happy sad and blue
I’ll be honest
Systematic
Faithful brave and
True
My whole world revolves
Around you
As the planets do
Solar systems
Spaceship pistons
Floating out of view
______Top______
1216
Show Business
You ain’t got no business in show business
It ain’t none of your business
None of your business
Now I’m sick and I’m tired
Of none of your business
They said don’t put that guitar plug in the wall
Paul
And Ringo don’t you sit behind that
Drum set at all
You ain’t got no business
(No no business)
In show business
(Show business)
No business in show business
Today anybody thinks
That they can be a mega supa dupa star
But ain’t nobody since Elvis Presley
Ever got that big and far
(No no business)
In show business
(Show business)
1217
So keep on punchin’ the clock
And go back to work Bob
Stop dreamin’ about Hollywood star struck
On your menial day job
(No no business)
In show business
(Show business)
It’s none of your business
None of your business man
Well I got fired but rehired
Mindin’ my own business
It’s my business
I’m overjoyed and self-employed
It’s a pleasure
Doin’ my small business
I’m the leader of a one-man rock and roll band
At night I play and sing this song
And all the people sing along . . .
_______Chorus________
1218
Nebraska Masque
1219
Nebraska Masque
Title
1.
Publisher
Songwriter
1228
‘83 PAu 496-208’83
1230
‘83 PAu 496-208’83
1232
‘83 PAu 496-208’83
1234
‘83 PAu 496-208’83
1235
‘83 PAu 496-208’83
1237
‘83 PAu 496-208’83
1239
‘83 PAu 496-208’83
1241
‘83 PAu 496-208’83
1244
I’m a Traveling Salesman
9.
‘83 PAu 496-208’83
White Deer
8.
1222
Harvest Dance
7.
‘83 PAu 496-208’83
Piano Mama
6.
1220
Bob Gibson Got Over Like a Champ
5.
‘83 PAu 496-208’83
Nebraska Masquerade
4.
Page
No.
Wild Bill
3.
Copyright
Date &No.
I’ve Been Buffaloed
2.
Date
Written
Nebraska Nukes
10. Boy’s Town
11. The Scarecrow of Happy Heartland
1220
I’ve Been Buffaloed
I’ve been baffaloed
Since I was knee high
To the bull
I’ve been buffaloed
Because I had no push
And pull
Out where the deer
And antelope play
Locking my horns with
Life this way
Baby
I’m just a turd in
The herd
Honey
Heard a discouraging
Word
1221
Sugar
Ain’t worth a nickel
They think
Darlin’
They said that I
Was extinct
On an endangered
Species list
Because they shot
At me and missed
Out of my old home
On the range
Makin’ meadow muffins
With reservations on
The plains
Wild Bill
(True Long Version)
1222
They say Wild Bill
Shoots to kill
Ask the men he shot
And buried on Boot Hill
I’m singin’ Wild Bill
He’s so bad
He made a many widow
Woman
When he got mad
Ev’rybody’s rushin’
To the Rock Creek Ranch
He started out his legend
At the Rock Creek Ranch
There’s a lion on the loose
At the Rock Creek Ranch
Killed one with a hoe
Shot the other in the branch
Wild Bill
He’s so rank
Sure as Jesse James
Would rob a bank with Frank
Psychotic Wild Bill
He’s so cold
He could make the
Biggest bloody bullet hole
He knew that McCanles
Would fly off the handle
1223
So he laid in the cut
As a ploy
Then he shot him dead center
Made him cough up his dinner
And die beside his
Scared little boy
He shot an unarmed rebel
Like Cain against Abel
He fired the first
Round of the war
Then he told a great lie
Of how nine men died
By his hand as they
Came through the door
Hollerin’ and hootin’ and
Cuttin’ and shootin’
And cussin’ and fightin’ and
Kickin’ and bitin’ and
Slashin’ and bashin’ and
Breakin’ and mashin’ and
Punchin’ and pullin’ and
Grabbin’ and stabbin’
Wild Bill
Union spy
He was a Yankee
1224
Abolitionist
That’s why
Homicidal
Wild Bill
He’s so mean
He made morticians
Rich
When he came on
The scene
He wore guns
With hair triggers
Called black folks
Niggers
Whenever they got in
His way
He begged no man’s
Pardon
Chased John Wesley
Hardin
Out of Abilene Kansas
They say
He was a courageous
Marshall
And always partial
To sawed off shotgun
Play
He had a redheaded
Mistress
1225
Who baked good
Biscuits
And made him a batch
Ev’ryday
Whores and pimps and
Gunmen and gamblers
And cowboys and Indians
And soldiers and miners
And outlaws and scouts
And pioneers and Calam
And Custer and
Buffalo Bill Cody
Wild Bill
Star of stage
A New York actor
‘Til he flew into a
Rage
Bifocaled Wild Bill
Left his wife in
Cheyenne
Then he headed for
The Black Hills
With a plan
Assassinated Wild Bill
Was back shot dead
When a coward fired
1226
Into his curly head
Historic Wild Bill
Became a national
Shrine
A ghost of Deadwood
S.D.
For all time
I’m singin’ Wild Bill
I’m talkin’ Wild Bill
I’m singin’ ‘bout Wild
Bill
I’m takin’ ‘bout Wild
Bill
In all the Wild West
1227
No hombre ever lived
Who could shoot
Straighter
Walk taller
Love stronger
Last longer
Fight meaner
Talk tougher
Ride rougher
Drink harder
Look better
Think smarter
Than James Butler
`Wild Bill´ Hickok
Nebraska Masquerade
th
I love the 37 state
1228
I can’t wait to change
My license plate
I gotta keep a date
With fate
Nebraska Masquerade
Costumes all over the
Place
A little mask on everyone’s
Face
You wear it in a
State of grace
Nebraska Masquerade
Masquerade in the
Morning
The afternoon and
Evening
I look in the mirror
And I see
A good-looking stranger
Like the Lone Ranger
Smiling back at me
I’m in an
Emotional state
A party for the people
1229
Is great
Let’s have a ball
And celebrate
Nebraska Masquerade
(Everyday of your life)
Square dancing out
On the plains
You’ll be Calamity Jane
And I’m dressed to kill
Decked out as Buffalo Bill
Bob Gibson Got Over Like a Champ
1230
Bob Gibson got over like a champ
He threw it right past ‘em
He was really on the ball
His stuff was too fast for ‘em
He could bring it all day
So Saint Louis people say
That so and so from Nebraska
I heard a hater holler
But for the most
The fans were great
To the pride of the
Cornhusker state
He made the ump
Shout strike three
Lord have mercy
The ball would slide
Smoke and fade away
But sure as Malcolm died
Bullet Bob struck a blow
He smite the mighty enemy
He struck out Jimmy Crow
Bob Gibson got over like a champ
1231
He knows how to win the game
He owns a restaurant in Omaha
He’s in the Hall of Fame
Everybody in the sport’s world
Recognizes his famous name
The ball would slide
Smoke and fade away
Piano Mama
1232
Piano mama
Plays a Yamaha
Out in Omaha
Nebraska
She’s got starry-eyed
Dreams of Hollywood
Out in Omaha
Nebraska
She wants to start
An all girl band
She just broke up
With her ol’ man
God bless the day
I read her plan
In the paper
I called her on the
Phone
She was all alone
Out in Omaha
Nebraska
I love a superstar
In a piano bar
Out in Omaha
Nebraska
Piano mama
Play my song
1233
Piano mama
All nightlong
Piano mama
We belong together
______Top_____
Harvest Dance
1234
Well I met you at the
Harvest Dance
We both were looking
For romance
Then I kissed you
On the harvest hay ride
As stars danced in your eyes
Now I’m feeling like
A harvest fool
Your love kicks like
A mule
Harvest Dance
Comes but once a year
My dear
Harvest Dance
I long to hold you near
Just like fall
I fell in love
With you
In the hay you made
My dreams come true
Well I gathered you
Like winter wheat
In my arms
I sowed and reaped
Summer kisses
Ripe and sweet
1235
From seeds of love
We planted deep
Suffice it to say
We raised a family
And live together
Happily
Harvest Dance
Harvest Dance
Harvest Dance
Harvest Dance
White Deer
1236
White Deer
You are so beautiful
When you are near
I feel so wonderful
You sell souvenirs
You’re quite a panacea
I wish you were mine
Little Indian
Fine little Indian girl
White Deer
Buck-naked down the path
I feel so queer
Watching you take a bath
Platte River’s clear
And I’m just a voyeur for ya
Little Indian
Now I can’t remember
When I’ve seen such loveliness
1237
On a prettier prairie woman
Completely undressed
Well I waded in the river
But I could not swim
Then you put into a big canoe
With fur trapper Jim
Upon flowing water
The big chief’s daughter disappeared
From here
Fertile bottom
White Deer
You ruined my short vacation
I’ll wait all year
Out on the reservation
My only fear
My wife and kids
Are at the ranger station
Little Indian
Give me a sign
Little Indian
Don’t make me pine
Little Indian
I’m a Traveling Salesman
1238
I’m just a peddler
Vagabond hustler
I’m just a peddler of
Love - - A wandering merchant
Who
Just wants the chance
To do
Business and pleasure
With you
I’m a traveling salesman
My sample case is
Full of charm
I’m hot potatoes
On the farm
You’re the farmer’s daughter
Just like taking
A lamb to slaughter
I’m gonna steal
Your heart away
I’m a broken down has been
Half past forty
1239
Running out of time
Dressed slick and sporty
Sweet-talking women
On the road
You won’t find my love
In a catalog
Forget the Farmer’s Almanac
I go from door to door
I’ve got a great sales pitch
And super duper salesmanship
There’s just one little
Hitch
Whenever I get the itch
Your cool cucumber
In the barn
The haystack
Needles in my arm
Nebraska Nukes
1240
S. A. C. near Omaha
th
Not 5 Ave.
S.A.C. near Omaha
Aiming straight and true
As sure as S.A.C. is
Based near Omaha
And Johnny Carson is
A star
As sure as Saks
th
Is on 5 Ave.
I’d love to do
Sack time with you
As sure as saxophones
In orchestras
I’d like to see
An end to war
As sure as we sell
Sacks of winter wheat
And Russians eat
We can’t be beat
No Nebraska Nukes
Don’t put up your dukes
Strategic Air Command
Proud eagle guard
The land
Business is booming
At the S.A.C. Base
1241
The one place
Haste makes waste
I’d hate to have those
Guys in my face
On my case
Over air space
So when they ask
About Nebraska
It’s cold as Alaska
The freeze is on
To keep us from harm
And God bless the farm
Boy’s Town
1242
Boy’s Town
Treading on hallowed ground
Boy’s Town
The late Father Flanagan found
Boy’s Town
Lights out she’d come around
That’s where I fell in love
Oh well she’s happy as
A sissy in Boy’s Town
Rolling in the new
Mown hay
Singing like a lark
In the meadow
Picking golden rods
All day
A local yokel’s daughter
Like a tomboy
Loves to play
She plays the field
She’s not for real
The guys all know
They call her
Mighty Mo
Boy’s Town
1243
In Nebraska
Treading on hallowed
Ground
When I ask her
Boy’s Town
On the prairie
The late Father
Flanagan found
Picking berries
Boy’s Town
When I’m sleeping
Lights out she’d
Come around
That’s where I fell
In love
They put her in a girl school
For nymphomaniacs
I fought a lot of fellows
Who laughed behind my back
One day I got a letter
The others got the same
It said she’d adopt
All of us
And shack up on the plains
Oh well she’s happy
1244
As a sissy in Boy’s Town
Underneath the
Cottonwood tree
I lost my heart in
Heartland
She was shuckin’ and
Jivin’ me
Of all the orphans
In Nebraska
Why’d I fall so
Foolishly
My love was green
As northern beans
Her love was sweet
As a sugar beet
_______Top_______
The Scarecrow of Happy Heartland
1245
When handsome guys
With eagle eyes
Watch you like a hawk
You bet the farm
I’ll let no harm
Hurt you with love
Bird talk
From meadow larks
Who play the field
I’ll protect your heart
Our love is in full flower now
That’s why I play this part
I do my thinkin’ in
Lincoln
But I do my drinkin’
In Omaha
Sweet little yahoo
From Wahoo
So crazy about you
I’m grabbing at straw
The scarecrow in
Heartland is human
At your apartment
Rolling in hay
I’ll kiss away all
1246
Your troubles
And chase your blues
Away
I’ll make your problems
Fly
As wild geese in
The sky
I’ll keep standing
Cool
And watch for
Flocks of fools
You broke my heart
In Nebraska
God’s greener pasture
Stop a farm girl
And ask her
You left me stranded
Zap and I landed
The scarecrow of
Happy heartland
1247
WASHINGTON/
BALTIMORE
1248
Washington/Baltimore
Title
1.
Publisher
Songwriter
‘84
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1248
‘84
Pau 1-494-693 ’93
1251
‘84
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1256
‘85
Pau 2-412-195 ’99
1258
‘84
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1263
‘89
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1266
‘83
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1268
‘83
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1270
‘83
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1273
‘83
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1275
‘83
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1277
‘83
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1280
‘83
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1282
‘83
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1284
‘83
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1287
LA
4.
Starvin’ Marvin
5.
Vote for the Man With the Fu Manchu
6.
Mr. President
7.
Good Old Baltimore
8.
Baltimore Body
9.
Page
No.
Smitty
3.
Copyright
Date &No.
Acappella Gang
2.
Date
Written
Lord Baltimore
10. When the Widow Calls
11.
Cold Steel
12.
I Had a Ball in Baltimore
13.
Tilghman Island
14.
Soft Ware
15.
When Juanita Booker Sings
1249
A cappella Gang
The lead singer is the
Star
The backup guys
Won’t go too far
From the slums
And black ghettos
Five talented Negroes
Best bass and falsettos
In the U.S.A.
We had perfect five
Part harmony
Parading serenading
On the Great White
Way
Yesterday
We were young unsung
Heroes
On old B-Way
Ain’t got no tapes
Or CD’s
You can play
Late 1950’s was when
I last sang
In my a cappella gang
1250
We hit New York City
In a Cadillac
The big producer
Had a
Long-term contract
Until the
Lead singers
High voice cracked
The audition bombed
And we hitch hiked
Back
Success may never come
Again
Fame is power
When you win
Doo-wop kisses
From teen angels lips
Pretty girls joined
Us at the hip
We broke up
And went on our
Separate ways
But I remember us
On gray rainy days
1251
In the closet five red
Tuxedos hang
For my
A cappella
Handsome mella fella
Teen-age Technicolor
JoJo Ben Terry
Me and Daddy Lang
My old a cappella gang
1252
Smitty
Smitty was a chef
I knew
While he was makin’
Hospital stew
I was sneakin’ in
The morgue
Rehearsin’ doo-wop
For the boys and
Girls
Doctors nurses
Patients too
Love to sample
Smitty’s stew
Pretty Marva was
Her name
A bitchin’ dietician
Queen
She liked a kitchen
Helper Ike
Me and him got in
A fight
1253
And since I was
His kitchen boss
I fired Ike
But Marva’s love
I lost
Smitty was a hip
Cool cat
And we began to chew
The fat
He introduced me
To Miles Davis
I played “All Blues”
To death
And savored it
I sampled all the
Jazz he had
In his bachelor
Pad
Smitty
Smitty
Best friend of mine
Smitty
Smitty
You’re too kind
Smitty
Smitty
I’ll never find
1254
I’ll never find a
Pal like you
A better drinkin’
Buddy who
I can tell my troubles
To
When I’m feelin’ sad
And blue
Because I don’t know
What I’d do
Without you there
To see me through
He said I should try
Marva again
And remove the
“I like Ike”
Button pinned
To her drawers
And then he said
Be a sailor with
Her in a motel bed
1255
Now me and Marva
And the Kitchen Kings
Harmonize dance
And sing
Three shows a night
At Smitty’s joint
He gave me pointers
And I thought I
Got the point
At Smitty’s night
Club
We could hit the
Heights
At Smitty’s restaurant
Soul stew delights
At Smitty’s bar
I got an appetite
For drinkin’ gin
All night
_____Chorus_____
We had a room
A bath
And kitchenette
Plus a baby in a
Bassinet
1256
The baby never lets
Me forget
When he’s hungry
Irritable and
Soakin’ wet
One day while I was
Drinkin’
In self-pity
As the baby
Breast-fed Marva’s
Bosom
She was smilin’
And all at once
It hit me
That the baby
Looked just like
Smitty
He pulled my
Coat
To love and life
He wrecked my home
And then he pulled
My wife
So I got drunk and
Stabbed him to death
With a kitchen
Butcher knife
_____Chorus_____
1257
La
You sold black beauty
In a jar La
Sisters would come
From near and far La
For hair styles
And proper skin tone
They thought they had
A good hair wig on
Black beauty queen
That’s what you are La
You made ‘em look like
Movie stars La
Beautifying was your
Business in D.C.
Madame Grace La Savage
You made ‘em see a mirage
When they looked in
Your mirror
They’d jump up and
Cheer ya
Singing
Oh La La La La La
Oh La La La La La La
1258
Oh La La La La La La
La La La La
Now your shop is up
In heaven
Where you straighten
Angels’ hair
You died and left
Your secret formula
I’ll sell black beauty
In gold boxes
And create fine
Super foxes
For soulful sepia
Natural curl girls
All around this nappy
Head world
For pretty young
Colored complexion
Look in the goo
Glop gook gunk
Section
Let La shoot you
Through
Her greaseless
Glamor gun
Starvin’ Marvin
1259
I called him Starvin'
Marvin
Starvin' Marvin Gaye
Marvin
He had the music munchies
Night and day
Marvin
Back in Washington
D.C.
He had a hunger pang
Ev'ry time he sang
And I’m greedy D.C. Bobby
Lee
Well my bass singin'
Buddy
Named Chester
Called me on the telephone
He said I think you need to
Haul ass over here Bobby
My man's got a gourmet
Jones
1260
He said I know
You've got an appetite
And rhythm and blues
Is your meat
You'll have a church
Picnic
At my rehearsal Bobby
We're gonna have a
Doo-wop feast
He swallowed Rock and
Roll
Starvin' Marvin
His favorite dish was
Soul
Starvin' Marvin
Pop stuck in his craw
Starvin' Marvin
He ate Top 40 raw
Starvin' Marvin
He gobbled cool
Jazz jams
Starvin' Marvin
1261
Gospel birds
And hams
Starvin' Marvin
He kept the women
Switchin'
Starvin' Marvin
Home cookin'
In the kitchen
Starvin' Marvin
His stomach growled
On key
To eat and run like me
Breakfast at Bo Diddley's
Yeah I met Starvin'
Marvin
Third world famine in
His voice
I remember Starvin'
Marvin
He ate up tempo love songs
Like a horse
1262
Backstage Starvin'
Marvin
Played me a Chitlin' Circuit
Symphony
He wolfed down
Second helpin' tenors
For brunch lunch and
Dinner
He made Motown
Mouth watering to me
Starvin' Marvin
Marvin's starvin'
Starvin' Marvin
Marvin Gaye
Starvin' Marvin
Marvin's starvin'
At God's angel
Choir buffet
Starvin' Marvin
Marvin's starvin'
Dinin' in
Some heaven's cafe
1263
Starvin' Marvin
Marvin's starvin'
For peace
In this
World today
___Chorus___
1264
Vote for the Man with the Fu Manchu
Vote for the man
With the Fu Manchu
Say I am somebody and
Vote for the man
With the Fu Manchu
Push his coalition now
Vote for the man
With the Fu Manchu
Defeat Reagan Bush y’all
Vote for the man with
The Fu Manchu
Umm umm
By Lincoln’s beard
That’s the thing to do
Umm umm
Vote for the man
If you’re black or white
Give him a hand
Help him win this fight
Shave off Uncle Tom’s
Whiskers whatever you
Do
______Top______
1265
The Fu Manchu
The man loves Jesus
And Jesus is a Jew
Back came a cry
From the chosen few
Remember Hitler had a
Mustache too
Ev’ryone vote for Jackson
Come on now
He’s our man of action
Just like Joe Louis
He’s our favorite son
I want a registered
Reaction
Add the votes and don’t
Subtract ‘em
Louis Farrakhan is
Watching you
The Fu Manchu
Umm umm
The rainbow reverend
Is the one for you
Umm umm
1266
Vote for the dream
Of Martin Luther King
And all concerned Americans
By his gray goatee
Uncle Sam wants you to
________Top_______
1267
Mr. President
Mr. President
Mr. President
Mr. President
Mr. President
Mr. President
Call Jesus
Kneel and pray
Dial heaven
24-7
Night or day
You don’t need no operator
To get the Son of the Great Creator
He’ll make your troubles disappear
Oh yeah
Contact the Holy Ghost
Collect from coast to coast
He can help us win
He cares the most
Mr. President
Mr. President
Don’t ever tell a lie
You know a lie’s a sin
Keep all of God’s commandments
1268
If you want to get into heaven
My friend
When problems have you shook
Just open the Good Book
And if you took one look
You’d get off of the hook
And win again
Mr. President
Ring Jesus
Up above
He’s the answer
For America
Christian love
Don’t push a button uptight
Exploding Star Wars might
Wait for the White House
Phone’s red light
Don’t fight
Talk to the Prince of Peace
Hate in the world will cease
Turn on your TV satellite
Tonight
Mr. President
Mr. President
1269
Good Old Baltimore
In a row house out there
Waiting
Is the lover meant for me
I could search from street
To street
And door to door
Well some say it’s all the
Same here
But that sameness disappears
When you see love in the
Faces of the people - - Good old Baltimore
My harbor home
Clean white marble
Steps
Made to rival Rome
That’s where eastern
Charm
Can take you by the arm
And lead you right into
Mellow Maryland so grand
Good old Baltimore
Lord I adore
To grab a taxicab
Ice cold beer and crab
1270
Go out and see the Birds
Make one more stab
As Poe the poet said
It’s nevermore
In good old Baltimore
Beautiful seaport city
Love or leave it town
Heart and soul I’m captured
By it all
This is my destination
I’m caught up in the theme
That ev’rybody here
Can have a dream
A dream
Good old Baltimore
I’ll go to church
Work a steady job
Raise a family
Stay healthy young and
Play
Life’s great lottery
As Poe the poet said
It’s nevermore
In good old Baltimore
Good old Baltimore
1271
Baltimore Body
Baltimore body
I don’t know your face
But I’d know your body
Any old place
I followed you to
Your job on a hunch
When you were out
Buying
A soft drink for lunch
I’m as weird
As my beard
And I’m sly
As a spy
Baltimore body
Downtown turn around
Baltimore body
Are you a smile or a
Frown
Baltimore body
Can’t get you out of my
Mind
Stacked as the harbor
In summer sunshine
Like all men in Maryland
1272
Slow walkin’ woman
Sexy and proud
With me right behind
You
Caught in the crowd
Love is rare
At first sight
I’m in luck
Long green light
______Chorus______
I am just a tourist
And you’re a native
Girl
You’re gonna make me
Move to Baltimore
The most beautiful
City
Inside your building
Big business hums
We stand in the lobby
And the elevator comes
Up to the fourth floor
Without a word
Now you’re suspicious
And I feel absurd
1273
This is not just
A quirk
Now I know where
You work
______Chorus______
1274
Lord Baltimore
Lord Baltimore
Crab cakes
Lord Baltimore
Eubie Blake
Lord Baltimore
Babe Ruth
Lord Baltimore
Peabody youth
Lord Baltimore
Morgan’s choir
Lord Baltimore
My mother’s fire
Lord Baltimore
Harbor Place
Lord Baltimore
N.A.A.C.P. base
The town steeped in
Tradition
Where Billie Holiday
Was born
Named for a sissy
English gentleman
A friend of George
Washington
1275
Where pure white steps
Are beautiful
I took a business trip
Back when
I looked out from the
Harbor
And I saw my ship
Come in
Lord Baltimore
I’m gonna go
Lord Baltimore
Edgar Allan Poe
Lord Baltimore
The bird’s fly high
Lord Baltimore
The Colts left
Sly
Lord Baltimore
John Hopkin’s
Lord Baltimore
Cab Calloway’s grin
Lord Baltimore
Sonny Till
Lord Baltimore
My father’s will
1276
When the Widow Calls
When the widow calls
Anytime at all
Summer winter spring
I’m remembering
Why I took this fall
She likes the way I sing
And so we had a fling
She said her husband’s
Dead
Murdered in this bed
That’s how I got arrested
We gonna have a ball
We’re gonna celebrate
It’s been three long years
I’ve been locked in here
Anticipating money
She promised me a share
Yeah we had a deal
We made a solid date
She said she had to
Wait
To settle the estate
1277
Soon as she gets to me
I’m gonna get to you
Or am I just a fool
With the black widow
Blues
We gonna hire a hall
I’m gonna jump and
Shout
When they let me out
I wonder why she
Stalls
When I hear her voice
I’m gonna stone rejoice
She’s my alibi
She wouldn’t let me die
Behind state prison walls
1278
Cold Steel
My woman’s got a heart
Ice cold steel
I’ll never break her will
Ice cold steel
She’s got me workin’ on the
Line
Ice cold steel
She keeps me humpin’ over
Time
Ice cold steel
Cold steel
I’ve seen it pressurized
Cold steel
Pounded and pulverized
Cold steel
Until it’s strong
As the look in her eyes
Cold steel
I’ve seen hot sparks
It makes
Cold steel
The water to cool it
Takes
Cold steel
And just like my baby
Steel never breaks
1279
My woman makes love
Ice cold steel
She won’t melt down until
Ice cold steel
Builds us a better home
Ice cold steel
From the money workin’
On
Ice cold steel
I take an early mornin’
Journey
About eight miles from Glen Burnie
In the woods of Maryland
I been workin’ here so long
Trying to make it
Right from wrong
But the bills keep piling
On
Cold steel
I’ve seen how to handle
Her love
Cold steel
I’ll put on a pair of
Gloves
Cold steel
She’s tempered and tough
As the job I speak of
1280
Cold steel
I’ll show her real manpower
Cold steel
I’ll buy her candy and flowers
Cold steel
I’ll soften her heart
With hard cash
By the hour
______Top______
1281
I Had a Ball in Baltimore
I had a ball in Baltimore
A band was playing on the
Shore
Sipping champagne on a
Yacht
That ocean crabmeat
Hit the spot
A rented beach house
With a good view
They had a barbeque
Skinny-dipping in the sea
I noticed you were
Watching me
At first I tried to
Cover up
But it was much too late
For such
In a Jacuzzi
You got next to me
We left the steam room
Soaking wet
1282
Moonlight madness in
Maryland
Made us act this way
Dancing romancing
Like lovers
Ballin’ ‘til the break
Of day
The limo drove me to your
Door
We had a perfect first
Late date
And greater Baltimore
Was great
I crashed a party
With Joe and Marty
I had a ball
I had a ball in
Baltimore
I had it all
They hired a hall
I’m tellin’ y’all
I crashed a party
With Joe and Marty
And had a ball in Baltimore
1283
Tilghman Island
I cast my net off Tilghman
Island
In the state of Maryland
Fishing empty beds of oysters
The skip jack’s loud and
Boisterous
At pollution
In the Chesapeake Bay
I set sail from Tilghman
Island
And leave a mermaid smiling
But your heart is harder
Than an oyster shell
Once I dredged oysters
By the bushel
I got good tonnage for the
Harvest
Your love was my precious
Cultured pearl
I’m just a waterman
That’s all I’ve ever been
When the skies were beautiful
All day
1284
Now all you really truly
Want
Is in a seafood restaurant
Oyster bar in Baltimore
Eating oyster aphrodisiacs
Alive and raw behind my back
With a captain of industry
You’re consorting with
The enemy
________Top________
________Bridge______
Cloisters of oysters
Tilghman Island
Tilghman Island
1285
Soft Ware
Soft ware
I sell women underwear
Soft ware
I sold a pretty girl a pair
Soft ware
She told me that her bottom
Was bare
I work hard all day
In ladies lingerie
Sellin’ soft ware
Her stockings had a run
And a tear
Soft ware
I showed her nylons oh
So sheer
Soft ware
She was shopping for a
Love affair
I work hard all day
In ladies lingerie
Well I met her at a mall
In Maryland
She’s a feminine
Fine young fox
1286
She was pickin’ out sexy
Unmentionables
And I put ‘em in a real nice
Box
Then she took off her clothes
In private
And whispered I don’t
Give a hoot
She said keep all these
Frills and fancies
How’d you like to see my
Birthday suit
(She looked so cute)
Soft ware
She wasn’t wearin’ nothin’
But air
Soft ware
And I could see through
Ev’rywhere
Soft ware
I’m gonna do more than
Stare
I work hard all day
In ladies lingerie
1287
Sellin’ soft ware
Scanty panties
Soft ware
Naughty nighties
Soft ware
Gaudy garters
Soft ware
Bustin’ bustiers
Soft ware
Ready Teddy’s
1288
When Juanita Booker Sings
When Juanita Booker sings
For presidents kings
And queens
Oh the happiness
She brings
To the people
When Juanita Booker
Smiles
She drives ev’rybody
Wild
She looks like an
Angel chile
To the people
You know the woman
Who sounds like a man
She sang on TV
In Washington D.C.
She sung alto solo
So low I say
On President Reagan’s
Inauguration Day
Lord she was singin’
Singin’
Singin’
1289
When Juanita Booker sings
The rafters are gonna ring
When Juanita Booker
Shouts
She knocks ev’rybody
Out
She sang the National
Anthem
For Ronnie and Nancy
From sea to shinin’
Sea Amen
And nothin’ fancy
______Top_______
1290
I INHERITED
HARLEM
1291
I Inherited Harlem
Title
1.
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
Written
1296
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1299
‘85
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1302
‘85
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1304
‘85
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1307
‘85
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1310
‘85
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1313
‘77
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1315
Sugar Plantation
I Got Over Like a Fat Rat in Harlem
7.
Don’t Eat Cheese in a Room Full of Rats
8.
The Pink Angel
9.
1294
Be My Guest
6.
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
5.
1291
Welfare Woman
4.
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
Apollo People
3.
Page
No.
I Inherited Harlem
2.
Copyright
Date &No.
Johnnie on the Spot
10. Swingin’ in the Jungle
1292
I Inherited Harlem
Yes baby I inherited
Harlem
From river to river
This ghetto is home sweet
Home
Harlem
All the pleasures and
Problems
Dilapidated brownstone
Harlem
Ask what’chamacall ’em
Downtown at the bank
Harlem
So when roaches come
Crawlin’
You know who to thank
An addict died
He left a will
I own one hundred
And anything to Sugar
Hill
1293
The streets are full
Of joy and pain
This welfare states
A black disgrace
New York’s a rat infested
Place
Harlem
Heaven blessed me with
A bargain
In the basement of life
Yes baby I inherited Harlem
From gospel church choirs
And wino liquor stores
When jazz was live
In joints and dives
Rich people came uptown
To dance and dine
Create romance and
Renaissance
I’ll sing about my race
For platinum and gold
1294
Harlem
I hit the number in a
Barroom
With soul brothers and
Sisters
Harlem
In it’s present decorum
I’m the king of the slum
_______Top________
1295
Apollo People
Black Manhattan
Roaches rats and
I ain’t got no Satin Doll
Life ain’t pretty
It’s a pity
In New York City Hall
I’m in exile
From your sweet smile
Three thousand miles
Sugar Hill wasn’t the
Real deal
Now I’m sugarless
Welfare junkies
Narcotic monkeys
In a sad funky zoo
Urban decay
Blight and ruin
I’ll make a way
Out of no way
For you
You are my reason
Give me a chance
End these bitter blues
1296
I’m gonna sing ‘em
I’m gonna shout ‘em
Win or lose
I know what’s up
Uptown in Harlem
Baby
I know what’s going down
In the slum
This ghetto game
Makes me nervous
It can drive a poor black man
Insane
One day the sun
Will shine through
Woman
And all my dreams
Will come true
When they bring back
Apollo people
Ring gospel bells
In the steeple
I’ll strive and survive
To keep love alive
And that’s no jive
______Top_______
1297
Welfare Woman
Have a little baby and it’s black
And blue
Welfare woman
And blue
Welfare woman
Your abortion’s overdue
Here’s a diaphragm for you
Girl you need an IUD
Get a hysterectomy
Welfare woman
Can I be your husband
Welfare woman
Your spouse around the
House
Welfare woman up in
Harlem
Trying to get your rent
On time
You sho’ act funny
When you see real money
‘Cause you’re so use to
Food stamps
1298
Well would you begrudge
Me baby
If I don’t use protection
Welfare woman
Live by hook or crook
Welfare woman
You got what you took
Welfare woman
Will cheat on you
She’ll cheat Uncle Sam
And Charlie too
And blue
Welfare woman
And blue
Welfare woman
Poison birth controlling
Pills
Contraceptives you can
Feel
You can’t feed the kids
You got
Why’d you let him knock
You up
1299
Welfare woman
I’m your social worker
Welfare woman
They call me Medi-cal
Welfare woman up in
Harlem
Standing in the welfare
Line
It may sound crazy
But they think you’re
Lazy
‘Cause you ain’t workin’
Nowhere
Welfare woman
Don’tcha be no slob
Welfare woman
Get yourself a job
Put your children in a
Day-care place
Go create yourself a
Better space
Then tell that welfare
Man
Get out your face
Welfare woman
Then tell that
Welfare man
Get out your face
Welfare woman
1300
Be My Guest
Be my guest
In the ghetto
Where I live
Be my guest
I’ve got so much love to give
Be my guest
Scarlet doo-rag on my head
Be my guest
Share my welfare
And my bed
Be my guest
If you want somebody
To love you
Be my guest
I’ve got a furnished room
In Harlem
My slum love nest
There’s a street gang
Out on the corner
Of my address
1301
Do you want somebody
To love you
Do you want somebody
To love
Do you need somebody
To kiss you
Do you need somebody
To hug
Do you crave somebody
To hold you
Do you crave somebody
To hold girl
Be my guest
Welcome to my neighborhood
Be my guest
If you believe in brotherhood
Be my guest
Just bring love and charity
Be my guest
In the black community
Be my guest
If you’re lonely
Just like I am
You’re the one
I’m a big ol’ burly bear
We’ll have fun
1302
If you don’t mind
Rats and roaches
Climb the stairs
______Chorus_______
Be my guest
Meet my people
Unemployed
Be my guest
Mr. Mugger’s overjoyed
Be my guest
Drugs and junkies
Ev’rywhere
Be my guest
If you want someone
To care
Be my guest
1303
Sugar Plantation
Sweet sugar
Mill on Sugar Hill
Sweet sugar
You’re my sugar pill
Sweet sugar
Piles to pour and spill
Sweet sugar
Sacks of love to fill
You are a sugar plantation
Baby
A lifetime supply
My ration
A sugar boat load in the
Bay
You’re sugar land to me
Sweet sugarcane growing
Ripe in Cuba
Haiti Jamaica Hawaii
My raw sugar factory
The place is hummin’
Sweet bango’s strummin’
It’s harvest time of year
1304
My sweet toothaches
Sweetness you make
Romantic ants appear
You give me tons of sugar
A day
In kisses from your lips
I’m a sugar bugger bear
I lick your sugar
Ev’rywhere
I’d slave for your sugar
I swear
Yes you are a sugar
Plantation lady
There’s no other explanation
Your love grew into
A sugar plantation
Whenever I kiss you
How sweet of you
To let me
Spend sweetheart time
With you
_______Top________
1305
I Got Over Like a Fat Rat in Harlem
I got over like a fat rat
In Harlem
Scratchin’ and crawlin’
In the ghetto
From entrapments
My brother’s fall in
So many slick ways
To skin a pussy cat
Don’t buy wolf tickets
From no alley cat
A junkies just a
Black laboratory rat
A park bench was my home
On welfare
Standing in a cheese line
I got over like a
Mighty Mouse cartoon
On the female head of
The household
1306
I took life’s garbage
People talkin’ trash
Refuse and rubbish
Exterminator man
It’s a poor jive ratfink
Got one hole honey
I beat three blind white
Mice
For narcotics money
The big cheese in this
Town
In a ski mask
When I mugged the drug
Pied piper
With a toy pistol
My conditions were
Inhumane
For you my lady
I came fightin’ off the
Corner
I squeaked right by ‘em
1307
Overweight past forty
Quiet as a church mouse
In a cheese warehouse
I saved my tail from
Jail
_______Top_______
1308
Don’t Eat Cheese in a Room Full of Rats
Don’t eat cheese
In a room full of rats
Baby please
Don’t eat cheese
Don’t eat cheese
They’ve got fleas
Don’t eat cheese
Don’t eat cheese
And disease
Don’t eat cheese
Don’t eat cheese
With rabies my love
Eat anything but
Don’t eat cheese
I called the hungry hotline
They said the government
Was giving free American
Cheese
And it would not cost a cent
For a five pound box of
Sodium
And high cholesterol
1309
I stood in line
With my high blood
Pressure
Now I’m scared to go
Back home
A mean Mickey Mouse
Is in my house
I paid the pet shop for
A kitten
But when my mice came
Out to play
She ran less she be bitten
They breed down by the river
Across the railroad tracks
They feed here in the ghetto
Late at night in roving packs
Ain’t no trap can catch ‘em
No poison pellet can
No exterminator
Or Pied Piper
If cheese is in your hand
Don’t eat cheese
On your knees
Don’t eat cheese
1310
Don’t eat cheese
And no phone
Don’t eat cheese
Don’t eat cheese
With no lights
Don’t eat cheese
Don’t eat cheese
All alone and stoned
Eat anything but
Don’t eat cheese
You can gnaw on a bone
Lick an ice cream cone
Corn on the cob
Be a junk food slob
Chew and drop crumbs
But don’t dare be that dumb
______Top_______
1311
The Pink Angel
Think Pink (8 Times)
Well I know of a joint
Called the Pink Angel
Where dangerous people
Hang out
So if you wanna go
To the Pink Angel
The people jump and shout
Well it’s rough and tough
In the Pink Angel
Somebody just got shot
They make noise all night
At the Pink Angel
And someone just started a
Fight
Well they hoot and holla
Uptown in Harlem
Hoot and holla
High on heroin
They get hot and bothered
And grab you in the collar
Here on Sugar Hill
1312
Yeah they hoot and holla
Gentlemen and scholar
Play a dollar
At the numbers parlor
Talk trash about your mama
They walla in the squalor
In my neighborhood
At the Pink Angel
After hours cafe
Drinkin’ pink champagne
1955
Whiskey still in the basement
The whole place reeked of reefer
At the Pink Angel
Red devil scored
Pink angel dust
Turned shocking pink
DOA when he died
______Top_______
If you call
Cops won’t come
To the Pink Angel
The old woman in the window
Knows
1313
In this same pink building
Duke Ellington and
Billie Holiday played
Well a male and female
Homosexual
Fell in love with each other
They say
And the door prize
Was a pink Cadillac
And whoever you want
Bumped off right away
______Chorus________
1314
Johnnie on the Spot
She’s Johnnie on the spot
With an ambulance of romance
Delivered on the dot
Just in time to save my life
Though I love you a lot
You’re way out west in L. A.
So when I need a shot
Of love emergency
I call on Johnnie
She’s on the spot
Resuscitation
Sweet mouth to mouth
I call on Johnnie
You broke my heart
She’s paramedic
While we’re apart
She’s a sexy siren
Who makes house calls
She rushes me to the hospital
Red lights flashing in the night
Her respirator revives me right
1315
You almost had me in a hearse
When I get lovesick
She’s my nurse
While you’re 3,000 miles
Away
For service night or day
_______Chorus________
1316
Swingin’ in the Jungle
In my heart I’m at home
Swingin’ in the jungle
Up in Harlem it’s cool
I’m so high I could fly
Hello hon get your gun
Gonna run have big fun
I can walk like a cat
I can stalk where it’s at
I got claws I got jaws
And the hunger in me gnaws
For the wild sights that I
Saw
I would rather go to Harlem
Than to heaven
1317
Dinin’ dancin’ in the
Neon sun
Hear me holler
Hear me shout
And hear me yell
With the rats and roaches
Raisin’ ghetto hell
I got soul but no gold
Sunshine rain sleet and
Snow
I get by on the sly
And I know the reason why
‘Cause I’m oh so satisfied
1318
LEANDER MEANDER
1319
Leander Meander
Title
1.
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
Written
3.
4.
5.
Pau-1-208-687 ’89
1323
Pau-1-208-687 ’89
1325
Pau-1-208-687 ’89
1327
‘84 Pau-1-208-687 ’89
1330
‘67 Pau-1-208-687 ’89
1332
‘85 Pau-1-208-687 ’89
1335
‘83 Pau-1-208-687 ’89
1337
‘83 Pau-1-208-687 ’89
1339
‘85 Pau-1-208-687 ’89
1341
‘85 Pau-1-208-687 ’89
1343
‘85 Pau-1-208-687 ’89
1345
Grace
Blasé
Cop in Coney
Engaging Edna
8.
Awestruck
9.
‘85
Mom n’ Pop Don’t Make Music Anymore
7.
Pau-1-208-687 ‘89 1320
Stone Layin’ in the Cut
6.
Page
No.
Frozen Lava
2.
Copyright
Date &No.
Modest Goddess
10. Say You Love Me at the Beep
11. Confucius Chop Chop
12. Immortal Portals of Love
13. Who Do I Have to Kiss to Get Some Love
‘Round Here
14.
‘84
Pau-1-208-687 ’89
1347
‘84
Pau-2-412-195 ’99
1349
‘83
Pau-1-208-687 ’89
1351
Pau-1-208-687 ’89
1353
Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee,Jnr. ‘85 Pau-1-208-687 ’89
1355
Don’t Bogart My Heart
15.
Osmosis
16.
17.
The Moon is Mad
The Tale of a Timid Tiger
1320
Title
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
Written
Copyright
Date &No.
Page
No.
18. Black Cat in Brooklyn (With Yellow Eyes)
Pau-1-208-687 ’89
1358
Pau-1-208-687 ’89
1361
Pau-1-208-687 ’89
1364
Pau-1-208-687 ’89
1366
‘84
Pau-1-208-687 ’89
1368
‘86
Pau-1-208-687 ’89
1371
‘85
Pau-1-208-687 ’89
1373
Pau-1-494-693’91
1375
Pau-1-208-687 ’89
1377
Pau-1-208-687 ’89
1379
Pau-1-208-687 ’89
1381
19. That’s the Beauty of Mankind
20. Crying in the Dark
21. Beautiful Lady
22. Sanctuary Park
23. I Talk to Myself
24. Gypsy Rhapsody
25. Mighty Star
26. Aviophobic
27. Romantic Rendezvous
28. Swampland in Florida
‘84
29. Waltzing in Paraguay
Pau-1-208-687 ’89
1383
Pau-1-208-687 ’89
1385
‘83
Pau-1-208-687 ’89
1387
‘84
Pau-1-208-687 ’89
1390
‘84
Pau-1-208-687 ’89
1393
‘86
Pau-1-208-687 ’89
1395
‘85
Pau-1-208-687 ’89
1397
30. Watermelon Woman
‘83
31. Crackerjack Lover
32. Boudoir Solitaire
33. Battered Husband Black and Blues
34. Heavenly Paradise
35. Humpty Dumpty Heart
1321
Frozen Lava
Sometimes your love
Is an icebox
Sometimes a microwave
Red-hot
From love’s refrigerator
To love’s incinerator
You go from melting
To zero
And then you’re as fiery
As Nero
Hot and cold
I got burned up in
Your oven
While making ice cube
Lovin’
You fanned the flames
In my furnace
And scorched my soul
1322
The onliest thing
That might stop it
Is a nuclear bomb
If they drop it
But a nuclear holocaust
Can’t top it
Charred love remains
You put love away
In the deep freeze
Then wrapped my hots
Up in tin foil
I wanted a real cool
Lover
I got me a hot natured
Mother
Hot and cold
1323
Frozen lava spews from
Your mountain
Frozen lava flows
From your fountain
Frozen lava
Teardrops I’m countin’
‘Til hell freezes over
And over and over
And over again
1324
Stone Layin’ in the Cut
Layin’ in the cut
Stone layin’ in the cut
Layin’ in the cut
Layin’ in the cut
In New York City
A woman made of stone
In the Harbor all alone
Still carrying a torch
Would be a pity
Float a ferryboat
If you wanna gape and
Gloat
Over a woman with
Stone big titties
Get ready for a shock
Lady Goddess on the
Rocks
A facelift won’t make
You soft and pretty
1325
My love can make you smile
My love can drive you
Wild
Even if you’re cool
And siditty
You’re not a statue
Just a statue to me
Although you’re made
Of stone
I fell in love
With a statue
It’s so plain to see
The Statue of Liberty
Only in America
Could I talk
To you
And people think
I’m just being witty
Take that crown off
Your head
It could stab me in bed
When we get down
To the stone nitty
Gritty
_______Top_______
1326
Grace
Grace
Exotic woman of
Taste
No one can take your
Place
In my life
You are my saving grace
Grace
One gaze
And my heart knew
I know you felt it too
At first glance
Your beauty shines
You’re so divine
A lover’s dream come true
Oh lucky day
You smiled my way
And spoke your name
To me
Ahhh - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
1327
Grace
Heaven upon your
Face
When we kiss
And embrace
In the dark
You are amazing Grace
1328
Blasé
Blasé
Blasé
I’m bored in bed
Blasé
That’s what you said
Blasé
You lounge around your
Boudoir so blasé
You do your nails
Blasé
Whenever I fail
Blasé
To give you that good
Feeling
You say
Blasé
Blasé
(Bla bla bla)
Blasé
Blasé
1329
Turn off TV
Blasé
And talk to me
Blasé
How can you make love
Serious and be
So nonchalant
Blasé
What do you want
Blasé
I can see right through
Your sexy negligee
Blasé
Blasé
(Bla bla bla)
Blasé
Blasé
Ev’ry night you look so
Fine
Ev’ry time you smell so
Sweet
Sophisticated lovely
Lady
High-class college
Educated
1330
Tell me baby
Is it me
Is it your personality
Smoldering in a funky
Mood
A God’s gift to mankind
Attitude
Blasé
Blasé
(Bla bla bla)
Blasé
Blasé
You treat me oh so cool
You must think I’m a
Fool
How could you be so
Cruel
And blasé
You smoke a cigarette
And pour a glass of wine
Your coy coquettish
Mind
Is so blasé
_____Top____
1331
Mom n’ Pop Don’t Make Music Anymore
Don’t take a back seat to
The blues
‘Cause the blues
Will make you lose
Don’t sing sad songs
And drift far apart
Just sing a simple song
Of love
And keep on dreaming of
Fame and fortune
With a romantic heart
Mom n’ Pop
Don’t make music anymore
We broke up
And we closed the music
Store
We put business above
Simply falling deeply
In love
Mom n’ Pop
Once we made make-believe
As man and wife
Partners for life
Mom n’ Pop
1332
We lost the beat
Fell out of tune
The kids won’t
Understand
We sold them our dreams
Of glory
People stop by the store
A note of regrets on
The door
Mom n’ Pop
Now you’re out in L. A.
And I’m 3,000 songs
Away
Mom n’ Pop
_______Top________
1333
Cop in Coney
There’s a cop in Coney
This is no baloney
He can read your
Mind
If he catch you lookin’
At a girl from Brooklyn
You commit a crime
The sun was hot
On the sand
She was getting a tan
When I saw her
Then up popped the man
A dead rat in his hand
Pollution murder
This is no baloney
They secret police
The Palisades
And watch lovers on
Parade - - Ya da da da
Ya da da da
Cop in Coney
1334
Ya da da da
Ya da da da
He’s a phony
I heard him shouting
Orders
At the Irishman’s
Daughter
I was coming on strong
To
Filth all over the place
But he was red in the
Face
Because he hates my race
The dirty beach is his beat
His flat feet can’t
Take the heat
He was hissing
On the merry-go-round
And the Ferris wheel
We were kissing
This is no baloney
They secret police
The Palisades
And watch lovers on
Parade - - -
1335
Ya da da da
Ya da da da
Cop in Coney
Ya da da da
Ya da da da
He’s a phony
1336
Engaging Edna
Engaging Edna
Walked into the subway
Her eyes were a love
Rendezvous
She sat down beside me
And made an engagement
A candlelight dinner for
Two
Engaging glances
Of romantic chances
I made a proposal
It’s true
But Edna must wed
Or she won’t go to bed
And do what most married
Folks do
Engaging Edna
Searches the subway
All night and all day
To find a fiancée
She’s so engaging
She’s got a million rings
In hock at the end
Of the line
1337
She’d love to marry
She’d love to be a bride
Not just a short
Engagement tonight
She changed trains at
Times Square
Waved goodbye to me
There
And hit on a honeymoon
Man
I got off and followed
They made it official
With a solid gold
Engagement band
He went down on one
Knee
Asked Edna to marry
Then straight to a
Hotel they ran
Poor Edna got took
By a better love crook
When she paid for his
Wedding night plan
______Chorus______
1338
Awestruck
I’m awestruck by your
Eyes
Your lips I idolize
I’m captured by your
Smile
I can’t resist your face
I love you head to toe
More than you’ll ever
Know
I think your body’s
A temple
And I pray
Night and day
I’m awestruck over you
(Awestruck)
When you say you’re in
Awe too
(Aw shucks)
You astonish me
With ev’rything you
Do
Baby I am so amazed
(Awestruck)
1339
I could stare at you
For days
(Aw shucks)
My emotions emit
A loud alarm
I’m awestruck
When I hold you in
My arms
I’m awestruck
To behold your many
Charms
I’m awestruck
As a boy fresh off
The farm
I’m awestruck
‘Cause you took my
Heart by storm
1340
Modest Goddess
Goddess
Girl don’t be modest
You are a goddess
Goddess of love
Sweat shirt sneakers
And glasses
You are a classic
In ripped faded jeans
Goddess
You must be a wonderful
Woman
To be the goddess of love
You gave me marvelous
Children
I put you on a pedestal
Goddess
You must be a beautiful
Person
If you can put up with me
And goddess I swear
To God
To love you eternally
1341
Modest goddess of
Love
A wife and mother too
Modest goddess of love
A wife and a mother too
1342
Say You Love Me at the Beep
Say you love me at the
Beep
Leave a message someThing sweet
Call long distance
Ev’ryday
I’m in New York
You’re in L.A.
3,000 beeps away
I can’t wait to hear
Your voice
Just don’t talk about
Divorce
I’m at work while you’re
Asleep
You could make my life
Complete
Record it at the tone
On my answer phone
We live in different
Time zones
Call on my private line
Tell me a million times
In the midnight hour
1343
Please don’t put my love
On hold
Sometimes you can sound
So cold
Honey don’t hang up on
Me
Never disconnect us baby
Say you love me at the
Beep
Say three romantic words
Lately I haven’t heard
I love you and I need
To know
Whisper them in my ear
Even though you’re not
Here
Don’t even say hello
______Top______
1344
Confucius Chop Chop
I took you to the
Symphony
Where both of us got bored
I said do you feel like
Chinese
Ah so we’re in accord
Confucius chop chop
Bull in a China shop
We kicked the great
Wall tumbling down
In Chinatown
Confucius chop chop
Chinatown cop
Said this at the Chinese
Laundromat
That we kicked down
You wore your red kimono
I wore my white silk suit
We rode the romance
Rickshaw
Sippin’ sake ake ak
Confucius chop chop
Orchid moon drop
It was Chinese New Year
In my heart
In Chinatown
1345
Hard times as Chinese
Calculus
We took a yellow cab
Chopsticks with fortune
Cookies
And chopsuey uey ue
Confucius chop chop
Little mom and papa
Restaurant
Where we fell in love
In Chinatown
In Chinatown
1346
Immortal Portals of Love
Immortal portals of love
Open for me
And ecstasy
Open sesame
To your bedroom
Tight as a tomb
Unlock your door for me
Must I wander around
Like a celibate clown
Should I squander my life
Without you as my wife
Darling give me the key
To the door of your heart
Passions pacing the floor
Must I kick down the door
And paradise
Are cold as ice
Open your gates for me
1347
Please baby
Grant me immortality
Sweet honey
Restore your open door
Policy
My darling
Keep your entrances
And exits free
______Top______
1348
Who Do I Have to Kiss to Get Some Love ‘Round
Here
Who do I have to kiss
To get some love ‘round
Here
I’ve been in New York
Three long years
Searching the subway
For a sexy smile
Walking by the river
The girls get prettier
By the mile
Who’s the only woman
In the world for me
Where is my meant
To be
I’m yearning
Burning
Tossing
Turning
I’m oh so lonely
Longing
For you baby tonight
La la la la la
La la la la la
1349
To find true happiness
Where do I gotta go now
For tenderness
I’m hot as a pistol
In my room
I’ll turn into ashes
Or go stark raving mad
If you don’t come soon
I look at the faces
In my neighborhood
For little traces of
______Chorus______
Up to
And fall in love
I want a great romance
______Chorus______
1350
Don’t Bogart My heart
Like a hangnail in my heart
Should've clipped you
From the start
But you grow back
And you smart all the time
A foul mood
That won't go away
A dark cloudy
Rainy day
When kids can't go out
And play
In the sunshine
I won't love you
I won't need you baby
I don't want you
To Bogart my heart
So if you go away
Forever it's ok
I don't want you
To Bogart my heart
When bluesy Monday's
Bring misery
I don't want you
Thinkin' 'bout me
1351
I only want you
To turn me loose
'Cause if it's gone
It's gone
So what would be
The use
If it's over
And forgotten
I won't miss you
I'll resist you baby
I don't want you
To Bogart my heart
You know I wish you well
Though it sounds
Heartless as hell
I don't want you
To Bogart my heart
I don't want you
To Bogart my heart
Don’t Bogart my heart
Don’t Bogart my heart
I don't want you
To Bogart my heart
1352
Osmosis
I’m gonna get you by
Osmosis
Naturally
Osmosis
To fall in love with me
You’re way out west in
California
Growing fine
Osmosis
To be mine
In the school of love
I’m a botanist
Experiment by osmosis
I’ve got a Ph.D
I wrote a thesis on
Membranes of love
As fluids flow
Osmosis
‘Cause I love you
Osmosis
To say you love me too
1353
I’m gonna plant love
Very special
In your heart
Osmosis
Although we’re far
Apart
1354
The Moon is Mad
The moon is mad
The stars are blue
The nights are lonely
And so long without you
A full moon is sad
And I’ve got it bad
I miss the way
You made me feel so glad
The moon is mad
As lover’s dreams
My heart’s been walked on
Stomped by astronauts
It seems
Love launched from a pad
In L.A. we had
Now I’m a spaceman
In a green cheese ad
Please put the sun
Back in the sky
I’ve got a moonbeam
In my eye
So don’t you ever
Say goodbye to me
1355
Bring back the flowers
In the spring
All winter I’m remembering
And I feel like
The man in the moon
And the moon is mad
______Top______
We should end it
With a kiss
Drink a toast
Of sparkling wine
You’ve got reasons
I’ve got mine
My dear
Alas my life is on
A course
Living here from day
To day
All alone in the dark
Side of my mind
Mooning all the time
______Top______
1356
The Tale of a Timid Tiger
This is the tale of
A timid tiger
The jivest cat in town
This is the tale of
Hi-tech Timmie
The tamest cat around
This is the tale of
A timid tiger
Confined in the city
Zoo
This is the tale of
A timid tiger
A three-ring circus
Clown for you
I’m friendly
Not ferocious
A yellow streak’s down
My back
When I escape this cage
I won’t attack
The fury’s dead
Within me
I giggle when I growl
I give piggyback rides
1357
You can tickle me
When I’m on the prowl
Tug at the tail of a
Timid tiger
Tie it tight in a
Granny knot
Yank it hard
Don’t be shy to pull it
Give it ev’rything
You’ve got
You won’t get mauled
By a timid tiger
In a rage of jungle love
You won’t need a
Tranquilizer
I’m peaceful as a
Dove
This is the tale of
A timid tiger
Scaredy cat
With a tender touch
I kill my keepers
With love and kindness
And sweet gentleness
This is the tale of
1358
A timid tiger
But I’m not afraid to
Roar
For a lionhearted
Woman
Who likes pin stripes
In her boudoir
Black Cat in Brooklyn (With Yellow Eyes)
1359
I’ve been bitten by a
Black cat in Brooklyn
With yellow eyes
His owner my arranger
Ain’t a stranger
To fiction and lies
He ruled out rabies
Drive you crazy
Frothing at the mouth
It takes 14 needles
In the navel
To chill you out
I’ve been bitten by a
Tom cat named Cyril
On my left hand
He hauled off and bit me
That’s when it hit me
This cat is wise
I’m smitten by his
Owners sex kitten
Down the hall
1360
That made his fur fly
I shouldn’t have pet her
At all
Why didn’t you tell me
Your house cat bites
You say it’s defense
I think he did it for
Spite
He pounced on the Yamaha
And moon walked across
The keys
He played electric boogie
As cool piano as you please
The rabies incubator
Period is ten days
The doctor wasn’t sure
I’m not superstitious
But this cat’s so vicious
He kitty littered the
Floor
He shed dirty cat hair
On my sport coat
And flared up my allergy
He’d scratch my eyes out
1361
And cross my path ‘bout
To go for my throat
And kill me
Black cat in Brooklyn
With yellow eyes
He’s just a little black
Panther
Purring softly
And I hope he dies
I’m pussy footin’ with
Bad luck
And a dreaded disease
I’ll kill him nine times
Baby
With curiosity
That’s the Beauty of Mankind
1362
That’s the beauty of
Mankind
Woman
Grant me God’s good
Grace
And love baby
Bless my mind with
Music
Make me a poet
Oh oh oh oh
Mankind
Mankind
Mister
We’re all soul mates
Lady
Brother and sister
I wish that I could
Paint
You my pretty picture
Oh oh oh oh
Mankind
Take a walk
Take a tour
1363
I’m your guide
In NewYork City
That’s the beauty
That’s the beauty
See the world
Ev’ry man woman boy
And girl is human
That’s the beauty
That’s the beauty
Life’s a son of gun
Ring the church bell
In the steeple
Bless ev’ry building
Ev’ry cab
Truck and car
And all the people
Mankind
Honey
Write it down
And make a whole lotta
Money
I had a dream
The future’s bright
1364
And sunny
Oh oh oh oh
That’s the beauty
Of mankind
That’s the beauty
Of mankind
Amid the threat of
Man’s defeat
I found romance in the
Street
Missiles rockets bombs
Went off
We were different
Shades of skin
We fell in love
Right at first sight
I asked you for your
Heart and soul
You were a wonder
To behold
I liked your beauty
Mark a mole
______Top______
Crying in the Dark
1365
I’m a two fisted Mr.
I’d rather die than cry
If teardrops were fireworks
It’s the Fourth of July
I’ve got a lone teardrop
Streaming down my face
I’m a loser as a lover
In shame and disgrace
I became super sensitive
With a midnight quirk
Down by the river
I’m a big tear jerk
All cry baby red-eyed
And wounded
Sobbing just like a child
I’m crying in the dark
Boo hoo hoo
I’m emotionally drained
And disturbed by you
I whimper and weep
Like a willow
When I turn out the light
I’m so blue
1366
Only onions and tear gas
Can do what you do
I blubber right into my
Pillow
Each and ev’ry night
To hide my broken heart
Strongmen weep
Themselves to sleep
Much stronger men than I
Over you
‘Cause ev’ryone knows
That you said we were
Through
I’m trying to become
Your hero
Your brave champion
Guy
Beautiful Lady
1367
Beautiful lady
Be my baby
You’re the one
Wonderful woman
You’re so pretty
You pale the sun
I don’t see your handsome
Dan
So may I be the gentleman
Who courts you
Please let me escort you
To ecstasy
Come with me
Beautiful lady
Just maybe
You’re alone
When I first saw you
Then my heart knew
To the bone
You’re a superstar to
Me
When your face and form
Turns night to day
Beautiful lady
On B-Way
Beautiful lady
I’m so crazy
1368
Over you
Singer or actress
Ballet dancer
Whatever you do
Cute show business
Chorus girl
Going to rehearsal
To make your dreams
Come true
Beautiful lady
I love you
Sanctuary Park
1369
Woe woe woe woe
Woe oh woe oh
Woe oh
Woe woe woe woe
Woe oh woe oh
Woe oh
You’re my sanctuary park
Bird of Paradise in the
Dark
Your love song sounds
So good
Two blue bird singers
Headed west
We shared an L. A. lovers
Nest
In Hollywood
You’re my sanctuary park
Buck-naked from the
Heart
As mating jaybirds
Should
We be chirping
1370
Happy as a lark
Cupid’s arrow hit it’s
Mark
Red-breasted Robin Hood
______Top______
I wear a falconer’s
Glove
To protect me from your
Talons
You hooded lovebird of
Prey
Fed flesh and blood
By hunks and gallons
I’ve gotta watch you
Like a hawk mama
When I unleash your
Hugs and kisses
I’ll never let you fly
Away
You make me prouder
Than a peacock
You’re my sanctuary
1371
Park
When nightingales
Embark
On flights of fantasy
Billing and cooing
Lovey dove
I’m peaceful in the
Sanctuary of your love
_______Top_______
I Talk to Myself
1372
I talk to myself
When I’m feeling blue
I say to myself
She’s found somebody new
I talk to myself
I’m a lonesome man
I walk all alone
No one else would
Understand
I don’t bore nobody
About you
I do my talking to you
Know who
I guess I’m ready for
A mental institution
One fine day I’m gonna
Break away
Escape over these prison
Walls of gray
Run in the sun
With you beside me
I talk to myself
In my lonely room
It may sound insane
Conversing in the
Gloom
Ah the madness of love
1373
Makes me shout right
Out
You drive me crazy
You’re all I talk about
I talk to myself
Alone on the shelf
I talk to myself
Since the day that you
Left
I talk to myself
I love you to death
I talk to myself
I talk to myself
Gypsy Rhapsody
1374
You’ll never write a love
Song
‘Til you fall in love
A gypsy said to me
You’ll never write the one
That you’ve been dreaming of
Words and melody
You’ll never write a
Winner
Gazing up above
And rhyming moon with
June
She held my hand
And read my palm
Young clairvoyant girl
As I composed this tune
I wrote for years on
B-Way
Out west in Hollywood
And Nashville Tenn.
She told my future
When we kissed
In perfect harmony
Then she made love with
Me
Now I can write a love
1375
Song
Yes I can write a love
Song
A music work of art
I can write a love
Song
A beautiful hit love
Song
First hand from the
Heart
I’ll sing it soft and
Pretty
This fortuneteller
Ditty
My gypsy rhapsody
Mighty Star
1376
Let’s go where the wind
Don’t blow
Way out where the snow
Won’t snow
Where it’s always mellow
Melt your mind like jello
Straight up where the
Angels go
Headed for
Mighty Star
The angels are
On Mighty Star
It’s not in a galaxy
But the buck naked eye
Can see
The color and the light
Glowing in the night
And the music is sheer
Delight
Headed for
Mighty Star
The angels are
On Mighty Star
Space is the place
Without a care
1377
See all your troubles
Vanish in air
Never grow old
Floating in time
Our destination
Is the lovers’ station
We’ll build us a world
Our own
Discover the vast unknown
Fly up into heaven
Flight 711
To the planet of love
And romance
Headed for
Mighty Star
The angels are
On Mighty Star
Headed for
Mighty Star
The angels are
On Mighty Star
Aviophobic
1378
Stewardess please
Help me
I hate to bother you
Unbuckle my knees
Have mercy
You’d of thought I never
Flew
White knuckles I freeze
Be an angel
Lady tell me what to do
When you push your
Service cart
Will you heed my nervous
Heart
Because I feel a big
Fear of flying
When you pass out the
Drinks
Numb me so I won’t think
Because I can’t believe
That she’s lying
Would you say it’s ok
Soon we’ll be landing
In L.A.
Stewardess why
Do I feel so doggone
1379
Blue
Is she pretending
To be nice to me like you
Stewardess I
See you coming with a
Smile
Is this the ending
I feel like running
Up the aisle
Aviophobic
I’m scared to death
That my baby’s found
Another
I believe she’s got a
Lover
Aviophobic
I’m terrified
To go back and see my
Baby
And it’s ‘bout to drive
Me crazy
Aviophobic
She left me all up in
The air
Romantic Rendezvous
1380
Romantic rendezvous
Romantic rendezvous
Does he love you
More than I do
Does he do the little
Things
I use to do
Life is funny
Rainy sunny
I’m a fool for you
My whole life through
I watch TV
I eat and sleep
And toil all the day
Long
Composing dreaming
Of a song my love
It’s about you
I’ve been so blue
That I cry each time
I sing it
It’s true
I can’t believe we said
1381
Goodbye
Darling my heart
Wonders why
Do you satisfy your
Time
With someone new
______Top_______
Swampland in Florida
1382
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
As pink flamingos fly
I’m glad we said goodbye
If you believe that’s true
I’ve got some real estate
For you
Girl if you believe
Any of the above
I’ve got some
As sure as cottonmouth
Snakes swim way down
South
Baby I offer you
A Miami Beach condo
For two
We built a happy home
On quicksand
1383
Now it’s gone
We use to have love
Made
Like gators in the
Glades
Girl if I don’t love you
Gulf water ain’t sky
Blue
______Top______
As sure as jungle cats
Go chasing after river
Rats
Fish or cut your bait
Wild hurricanes of
Passion won’t wait
I’ve got some property
Away down deep in Dixie
I’m hot to close the deal
As semi-tropics feel
Where love bugs creep
And crawl
Girl you can own it
All
_______Top_______
Waltzing in Paraguay
1384
Hitler is waltzing in
Paraguay
Adolph is quite a guy
They say he’ll never die
I saw him waltzing in
Paraguay
In Paraguay I say
The Führer lives today
You’ll find him waltzing
In Paraguay
Goose stepping to the
Beat
The S.S. in retreat
Hitler is waltzing
In Paraguay
World War 1-2-3-Waltz
Eva Braun the Holocaust
Still in tune together
Singing Seig Heil
Forever
Spinning ‘round and
‘Round the room
1385
Fascist criminals of
Doom
Under a Neo-Nazi Party
Moon
I saw Herman the German
With Himmler and Bormann
Dr. Joseph Mengle
In full formal dress
The frauleins were
Aryan
Blond and Bavarian
I danced with Goebbels
Daughter
She had death on her
Breath
Swastikas ev’ry place
Leaders of the master
Race
The Third Reich is
I hope no orchestra
Will play
His musical “Mein Kampt”
Today
Hitler is waltzing
In Paraguay
Watermelon Woman
1386
I’ve been up
I’ve been down
I’ve been havin’
Watermelon
All over town
I’ve been east
I’ve been west
Pretty baby your
Watermelon
Is the best
I’ve been north
I’ve been south
Woman your watermelon
Kiss
Melts in my mouth
I’ve been in
I’ve been out
In the summertime
You’re so cool
You make me shout
Girl I love your
Watermelon
‘Cause it’s red to the rind
Mellow watermelon woman
With a great behind
Well it’s mushy
1387
It’s gushy
In season on my vine
Well it’s sweet
And it’s juicy
All of the time
Well didn’t I see you
Uptown in Harlem
Well didn’t I see you
In South Chicago
And didn’t I see you
Way out west in Watts
And didn’t I see you
In New Orleans
______Top______
Crackerjack Lover
1388
Crackerjack
It’s a fact
Sugar treat
Can’t be beat
Happy dog
Sailor boy
Say it’s good
Crackerjack
Jump for joy
Crackerjack
Crackerjack
Crackerjack
You’re a crackerjack
Lover
Sweet kisses one after
The other
My midnight snack
Under the cover
Lover
Lover
A nice surprise
1389
That I discover
Caramel coated mother
Lover
Crackerjack
I love to munch those
Goodies packed inside
Crackerjack
I wanna nibble ‘til I’m
Satisfied
Crackerjack
Confection baby
I’ve got a sweet tooth
Crackerjack
I love you much better
Than Baby Ruth
Crackerjack
Each time I see you
At the candy store
Crackerjack
You have me hooked
I gotta get some more
Crackerjack
You are too popular
To keep in stock
1390
Crackerjack
That’s why the sailor’s
Smiling on your box
______Top______
Boudoir Solitaire
Alone in bed
1391
Lord how I dread
Four dreary walls
When shadows fall
At night
No I can’t sleep
Memories creep
The ghost of you
Comes smiling through
Instead
I almost wish that I
Were dead
Rather than be
Alone in bed
Turn on TV
A comedy
Try radio stereo video
Read magazines
Books I’m well read
It’s cold and empty
Girl I’m afraid
Buck-naked here
Without you
Lying next to me
Alone in bed
While you’re with Ted
I only see
1392
Green jealousy in my
Dreams
King size I got
Electric blanket hot
A mirror overhead
It’s sexy as I said
Alone in bed
Alone in bed pretty
Mama
Alone in his pajamas
I think about each
Card
So long and hard
Alone in bed
Alone in your room baby
Your sweet perfume
Drives me crazy
You’re having an affair
I’m playing solitaire
Alone in bed
Boudoir solitaire
Undercover
You’re so unfair
Cheatin’ lover
Big picture of
The one you love
The king of hearts
1393
I was an ace
Up your nightie
He took my place
Dealin’ slightly
From the bottom of
The deck
He won’t expect
Me waiting here
To ring his neck
A jealous joker
You reject
Alone in bed
Battered Husband Black and Blues
I’ve got the battered
1394
Husband
Black and blues
I’m bruised and brokenHearted
Over you
Don’t hurt me no more honey
You’re tearing me apart
Don’t hit me with walking
Papers
Don’t go upside my heart
When man and wife do
Battle
The love scars leave a
Mark
I’ve got the battered
Husband
Black and blues
I’m bruised and brokenHearted
Over you
We had a knock down
Drag out
Married life
You shot me down
You cut me like a knife
I suffered pain and
Misery
Assault and battery
1395
It was war between the
Sexes
When you got mad
At me
You fought me like a
Tiger girl
Insult to injury
_____Top_____
We had a lover’s quarrel
You kicked me out the
House
You treated me so mean
And cruel
Now I’m a battered spouse
You punished me
Unmercifully
When you lost your pretty
Head
You took the whole
Thing
Out on me
You abused me in the
Bed
________Top_______
Heavenly Paradise
Heavenly paradise
Dripping in fur
1396
Diamonds and lace
A glamorous look
Of love on your face
A few trinkets of
My undying love
Your perfumes divine
Connoisseur of wine
First class on a plane
Fortune and fame
Heavenly paradise
I was a fool
I wasn’t wise
You had a far away
Look in your eyes
Give me a chance
Don’t end our romance
Loveland appears
Whenever you’re near
A limo awaits us
The chauffeur is here
Heavenly paradise
Here we are
On a star
Centuries spent
Happiness sex and love
Lost in a dream
This night was made
Made in the shade
This night was meant
1397
It’s heaven sent
This night is mine
Your beauty shines
Moonlight moonglow
I love you so
Woman of wealth
In perfect health
Heavenly paradise
Heavenly paradise
Humpty Dumpty Heart
Grade A kisses by the dozen
My Humpty Dumpty heart
1398
Broken into
Fresh out of a love shell
Head over heels for you
I fell over easy baby
Sunny side up Easter blue
Lover’s menu
I put all my love in one
Basket
What else could I do
My humpty Dumpty heart
Got broken from the start
You pushed me off the wall
I had a great big fall
And now you can’t recall me
My Humpty Dumpty love
Who are you dreamin’ of
Who is this hard-boiled guy
Who egged you on to say
Goodbye
Now all the king’s horses
And all the king’s men
1399
Couldn’t put us back together
Again
Since cock a doodle do
You’re Farmer Brown’s
Brand-new affair tonight
Mark affection fragile feelings
My Humpty Dumpty heart
Your whole life through
There’s a crack in this cruel
World
When your lover is untrue
It scrambles heated passion
Makes romance a rotten egg
Raw and taboo
Off the wall
Down in the dumpster
I fell fabergé for you
______Chorus_______
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1.
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Songwriter
3.
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Dixie Dreamland
Chop Bobby Q
Honey Chile
Mom N’ Pop Music
5.
Air-Condition Cotton Field
6.
The Piedmont Peeper
Mom N’ Pop Music
7.
North Carolina Ned
8.
Harlot From Charlotte
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No.
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Date &No.
Wilson
Mom N’ Pop Music
2.
Date
Written
Home Piece
Mom N’ Pop Music
10. Lynchville
Mom N’ Pop Music
11. Lethal Injection
Mom N’ Pop Music
Wilson
I went home in
September
1402
And I’ll always
Remember
All the good times
All the bad times
All the sad times
And all the glad
Times
Back to my home town
Back on my home
Ground
In Wilson
Caught a bus from
The city
Dreamin’ ‘bout someone
Pretty
In Wilson
At the Dewdrop Inn
There’s a new
Generation
So she won’t recognize
Me
When I arrive at the
Station
Where bright green
Tobacco
And fields of cotton
Grow
1403
Oh - - - I remember my state
When it wasn’t so
Great
In Wilson
Racial oceans and
Mountains
Black and white
Drinking fountains
In Wilson
I remember the people
Segregated tar heels
All my folks and
Good friends
Know how prejudice
Feels
My home is like me
Virtually unknown
Back home in Wilson
Work at the mill is
Done
I use to roam these
1404
Southern streets
When I was young
The skies were bluer
Life was beautiful
North Carolina’s
Number one
Hope to be a
Favorite son
Happy barefoot boy
Still runs in my heart
Back to my home town
Back on my home ground
In Wilson
North Carolina
At the Dewdrop Inn
With my old girl
Friend
In Wilson
North Carolina
Dixie Dreamland
Dixie dreamland
Will rise again
1405
Across the
Mason-Dixon Line
The day we become
Colorblind
That integrated sun
Will shine
A song of love
In my heart
Down yonder fights
For civil rights
I never ever thought
I’d be
Back home in D-i-x-i-e
Brotherhood is in
Ev’rybody’s eyes
It’s paradise in Dixie
Ev’ryone’s employed
In Dixie
Tobacco towns
And cotton cities
When Christ returns
I know He’ll come to
Dixie
And give a rebel yell
1406
But if you say something
Racist in Dixie
Mr. Bigot you’re through
I don’t wanna know
You
Pack your bags and
Go to hell
_______Top_______
Chop Bobby Q
My favorite food
Is chop Bobby Q
No other food will do
North Carolina
1407
Chop Bobby Q
A sandwich dream come
True
Located up in Harlem
On Convent Avenue
The cops around the
Corner
And all the neighbors
Chew
My favorite food
Is chop Bobby Q
Brunch lunch and
Dinner too
And when I take a bite
Of my favorite soul food
I wet my appetite
When in a hungry mood
I lick the wrapper
Clean
All great gourmets
Approve
Hey homie how ‘bout
You
You’ll love chop
Bobby Q
1408
Honey Chile
Honey chile
Honey chile’s from
The south y’all
She came to town
She came to New York
1409
With a southern drawl
And when she walks
Ev’ry mama’s son is
Diggin’ her walk
And when she talks
Ev’ry papa’s daughter
Copies her talk
Honey chile
Drives me wild
She’s the one
By a country mile . . .
Honey chile
She’s a real live
Country girl
Honey chile
Barefooted with
Natural curls
Honey chile
She’s a jet black
Southern belle
Honey chile
She makes a brother
1410
Rebel yell
Honey chile
Drives me wild
She’s the one
By a country mile . . .
I love the hayseed
In her hair
I love the polka dot
Dress she wears
And when the guys all
Stop and stare
She turns around
And says
Well I declare . . .
Honey chile
One day I’m gonna
Make her mine
Honey chile
Since she crossed that
Mason Dixon Line
Honey chile
They don’t raise ‘em
Don’t grow ‘em no
Finer
Honey chile
She’s the pride of North Carolina
Honey chile drives me wild
She’s the one by a country
1411
Mile . . .
Honey chile
Bob a lu bop
Shu bop a loo bop
Sha bam
Honey chile
Bob a lu bop
Shu bop a loo bop
Sha bam
Honey chile
Bob a lu bop
Shu bop a loo bop
Sha bam
Honey chile
Bob a lu bop
Shu bop a loo bop
Sha bam
Honey chile
Drives me wild
She’s the one
By a country mile
Air-Condition Cotton Field
She was soft and white
He was dark as the
Night
Air-condition cotton
Field
1412
Such a real cool pair
In cotton underwear
Field
Together hand in hand
They ran into the Klan
Field
He said I have a plan
For an electric fan
Field
Don’t crack the whip
On me Mr.
I’ll raise all the
Cotton I can
I’m a good Negro
Make the cotton grow
It be white as snow
All over
In the land of North
Carolina
It’s against your
Cotton pickin’ laws
For a black tobacco
Field hand to get into
A white woman’s cotton
1413
Drawers
I’m a good ol’ slave
I know how to behave
Field
I’ll never let Massa’s
Cotton
In the field get rotten
Field
Bring in a bumper crop
Gwine make your blue
Eyes pop
Field
I’m the best in the
State
Let me demonstrate my
Field
Choppin’ cotton ain’t
My bag
1414
I don’t mean to sound
Fort Bragg
But Winston-Salem
Knows I can
I’m a black tobacco
Man
Ripe tobacco’s my
First love
Cotton’s just a
Harlem Club
My manure’s from
Monroe
Off a senator I
Know
______Top______
Don’t pull the plug
On me Mr.
I’ll help you beat the
Heat
Drinkin’ Eli Whitney’s
Cotton gin
Underneath those
Hoods and sheets
Y’all call Mr. Charlie
In Raleigh
1415
Dial Durham
This ain’t no bull
Got caught with a
Cigarette cough
Down south
Cotton patch candy
In my mouth
______Top______
The Piedmont Peeper
I’m watching you
I’m watching you
I’m the Piedmont Peeper
I escaped my keeper
They say I’m sexually
Insane
1416
Raleigh’s quite a town
When the sun goes down
I love your shadow on
The shade
I see your lovely
Silhouette
You’re puffing on a
Cigarette
A man comes in the
Room
And baby you’re upset
It’s the Raleigh rapist
Good time Charlie
God I bet
_______Top_______
I’m a peeping Tom
I’d never do you harm
I just love watching
You undress
I never wanted violence
I’m just a voyeur
Looks like he’s
Choking you to
Death
These nights I’ve
Spent lusting your
1417
Form
Love made me realize
It’s wrong
You screamed so loud
Out in the street
You drew a crowd
I felt like doing
Something brave
To make you proud
_______Top______
I look no longer
Like sick peep freaks do
My eyes don’t spy now
As at a naked lady zoo
My gaze is sober
While he beats you
Black and blue
And I identify
With the pain you’re
Going through
I’m the Piedmont Peeper
A lowly keyhole creeper
Love can convert a sex
Pervert
I shadowed boxed
Fast
Then I out foxed
His ass
1418
And he went crashing
Through the glass
I laid my life right
Down for you
Just like Sir Walter’s
Coat brand new
We kissed upon the
Bed
And made love in full
View
Then all my secret
Fantasies of you
Came true
______Top______
North Carolina Ned
God bless my gray-haired
Mother
Forgive the things she
Said
She called me a lowdown
Dirty name
A North Carolina Ned
1419
Now Neds are dumb and
Lazy
Neds drink wine and sleep
While other men count
Dollar bills
A Ned keeps counting
Sheep
North Carolina Ned
That’s what she said
Big ol’ rusty Ned
Boy you oughta be dead
North Carolina Ned
Ned pee in the bed
And he broke his head
On a piece of cornbread
Well old Ned was a rag
Man
Who lived in my home
Town
He pushed a cart
And rang a bell
Kids followed him
Around
They stoned him
1420
Then he chased them
They teased him constantly
As the neighborhood
Sang this song
In perfect harmony
North Carolina Ned
That’s what they said
Just like my mother
They thought he oughta
Be dead
North Carolina Ned
Ned pee in the bed
And he broke his head
Ol’ nasty Ned
Ned pee in the bed
And broke his head
Ol’ no good Ned
That’s what they said
Ol’ dirty Ned
Boy you oughta be dead
Ol’ rusty Ned
Ned pee in the bed
Big ol’ lazy Ned
Ol’ ugly Ned
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Ol’ stinky Ned
Ned pee in the bed
Broke his nappy head
Now I live on New York
City welfare
Where I’m the uptown
King of poverty
One day I saw Ned
In my mirror
And that ol’ dirty
Ragman
Looked liked me singin’
Ned Ned pee in the bed
Broke his head
Ned Ned pee in the bed
Broke his head
On a piece of stale
Cornbread
______Top______
1422
Harlot from Charlotte
Robert E. Lee
King of the rebels
My great great white
Granddaddy
Rode a high horse named
Traveler
Lived in the state of
1423
Virginia
He produced a black
Offspring
In 1859
Mother and son moved
To North Carolina
Lantern shine on
Stolen map to freedom
Underground railroad
When the land was
Bloody
Civil War explodes
This tale my great
Grand parents never
Told
North Carolina she flee ‘cross the line
She’d go to China
To be free
North Carolina
Ocean mountain pine
Mammy’s baby cryin’
Looking for a home
Robert E. Lee
And my great great
Grandmother
Were great great
1424
Top-secret lovers
Don’t look in the books
To discover
She beat the `Gray Fox´
Undercover
Lee’s army marched near
Charlotte
He heard that she was
A harlot
A madam queen of
Southern high society
She spoke his name so
Sweetly
She was smarter than
Phyllis Wheatly
And braver than Sojourner
Truth that night
She’s a harlot from
Charlotte
Union army spy
Charlotte
Told Johnny Reb a lie
Charlotte
Her mission’s do or die
1425
Charlotte
Sweet as
Pecan pie
Charlotte
North Carolina
Lee surrendered before
Appomattox
And she’s to blame
Charlotte
No lady was finer
She took his sword
And pistol
As Richmond burned in
Flames
Charlotte
Lincoln and Grant
Were behind her
Freedom’s all she ever
Wanted and Lee’s name
Charlotte
They say her soul was
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Scarlet
As Gettysburg
When Abel fought Cain
Charlotte
Her blood flows in
My veins
_______Top_______
Home Piece
Life down south is easy
Homeboy said to me
I don’t chop no cotton
Or tote tobacco for
Legree
They think I’m dumb and
No count
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Just ‘cause I don’t work
They gave me a pick and
Shovel
‘Cause they thought I
Was berserk
They want to sweat and
Strain me
As if I was a mule
I’m singin’ down this
Country road
I ain’t nobody’s fool
Fishin’ pole and tackle
I’m laughing all the
Way
Since they went and
Set me free
I don’t cotton slavery
I just like southern
Fried chicken
(Mmm mmm)
When it’s finger
Lickin’
(Mmm mmm)
I like watermelon
(Mmm mmm)
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Makin’ a house full of
Chillun
(Mmm mmm)
Drinkin’ and gamblin’
(Mmm mmm)
Dancin’ and romancin’
(Mmm mmm)
I love to lie in the
Shade
(Mmm mmm)
With ice cold lemonade
Home what you think
Of me
I’m lazy as can be
Homeboy we disagree
I loaf because I’m free
Home what you think I
Am
Well I don’t give a
Damn
Home behind my back
You say it’s ‘cause I’m
1429
Black
Home I’m lazy
Drive a boss man crazy
I’m a l-a-z-y S.O.B. from
N. C.
Home I’m lazy
A j-o-b don’t phase me
I’m as lazy as a lazy
Man can be
Sleepin’ ‘neath a weepin’
Willow tree
You’ll find me R & R’n
In the heart of Dixie
They gon’ have to sic
The hounds on me
Directly
They think anything
About me
Just don’t hit me
Just don’t castrate
Me
Just don’t shoot me
And lynch me no more
______Top________
1430
Lynchville
Lynchville
You can go there if you
Wanna
Lynchville
If you do you’re a goner
1431
Lynchville
North Carolina
On the border of
Tennessee
Lynchville
Kill a nigger in a
Minute
Lynchville
If they ever catch you
In it
Lynchville
North Carolina
Cotton and coffin nails
Sold by the box and bale
Textile and tobaccos’
King
Low tar and nicotine
Land of the Cherokee
Treasure and mystery
Home of the Ku Klux
Klan
Jim Crow and old black
Joe
A million cancer sticks
Away down there
1432
Slavery’s a grim
Reminder
She was sweet ass
Pecan pie to me
I met her in a diner
This blonde blue-eyed
Southern belle
Virginia Dare
Descendent
First white girl child
Born and bred
In Lynchville
North Carolina
She turned plantation
Purple
When a colored man
Asked her for a kiss
In a pirate’s cave
Of a hidden cove’s
Frosty morning mist
‘Twas a cardinal sitting
In a pine tree
With a dogwood in it’s
Mouth
Where Nazi necktie
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Parties meet
In a redneck town
Down south
_____Top______
Lethal Injection
Lethal injection
This sad state is
Killing me
Lethal injection
Of love intravenously
Lethal injection
1434
I need a shot of your
Affection
In my broken heart
Lethal injection
With no stay of
Execution
Lethal injection
In the marriage
Institution
Lethal injection
Sentence death
No absolution
Unless you call
Tonight
Crime and punishments
A complicated thing
Put an end to all my
Hurt and suffering
I’ve got the blues
I drink
And feel just like
A fool
1435
Poison kisses
How could you be so
Mean and cruel
I can’t face life
Guilty or innocent
Of harm
I’m an addict
When I hold you in
My arms
I mainline and o.d.
On your fatal charms
You needle me
With every Harry
Dick and Tom
Lethal injection
Of romance in my
Soul
Lethal injection
Quick and painless
Takes control
Lethal injection
You’re in my blood
You take your toll
In the chamber of
Desire - - - -
1436
______Top_______
1437
THE SPANISHBLACK
AMERICAN WAR
The Spanish-Black American War
Title
1.
Publisher
Page
No.
Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
‘85
Pau 1-208-687’89
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‘85
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A Tee Ta Ta
Mom N’ Pop Music
4.
Copyright
Date &No.
Mi Gotta Go Home and Kill the Roaches
Mom N’ Pop Music
3.
Date
Written
Mom N’ Pop Music
2.
Songwriter
I’m Mucho Macho
Mom N’ Pop Music
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5.
Princess Delilah
Mom N’ Pop Music
6.
Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
‘85
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Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
’90
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’85
Eduardo Eduardo
Mom N’ Pop Music
7.
The Composer
(El Compositor)
Mom N’ Pop Music
8.
Tears of Joy
(Lagrimas de Alegria)
Mom N’ Pop Music
9.
Love in Vain
(Amor en Vano)
Mom N’ Pop Music
10. Spanish Holiday
Mom N’ Pop Music
Pau 1-494-633 ’91
11. Negro Gringo
’02
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12. Felice Navidad Everyday
13. Ortega and Jones
Mom N’ Pop Music
14. Delores Flores
Mom N’ Pop Music
15. Nectar in the Night
Mom N’ Pop Music
16. Come Out of the Convent
Mom N’ Pop Music
Title
Publisher
Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
Songwriter
Date
Written
Copyright
Date &No.
Page
No.
17. Love is Wine
Mom N’ Pop Music
Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
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‘85
Pau 1-208-687’89
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Pau 1-208-687’89
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18. Forbidden Mangoes
Mom N’ Pop Music
19. Aqua Under the Bridge
Mom N’ Pop Music
Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
1439
On the D train somebody
Farted
In the rush hour express
A black man said that’s
Despicable
And a brown man misunderStood
1440
(Que pasa)
He thought that the black
Guy called him a
Lowdown dirty name
So they tore each other
To pieces
Yeah they fought all
Over the train
They fought over Puerto
Ricans
Sitting side by side
With sullen Negro
Neighbors
They love hate and
Despise
They fought uptown
And down
On the streets and
Underground
New York City is a
Battlefield
On the subway all over
Town
The Spanish-Black American
1441
War
What are we fighting for
The white man’s mucho
Dinero
We fight to get a foot
In the door
The Cubans run the
Numbers
The Dominicans deal
The dope
Lord the poor soul brother
Can damn near give up
Hope
Spawned in the city
Child of the ghetto
Trapped in Manhattan
Fighting for Harlem
Both in the same fix
Too proud to blood mix
Tribes of the jungle
Put in the same trick
The Spanish-Black American
War
Amigo
What are we fighting
1442
For
Dinero
Armies of angry poor
In ghettos and barrios
Know who’s blocking the
Door
The Anglos
No more Spanish-Black American
War
Mi Gotta Go Home and Kill the Roaches
Mi gotta go home and kill
The roaches
As soon as dinner time
Approaches
The roaches
Mi gotta bid all y’all
Buenos noches
1443
The roaches
Lord how mi hate
La cucarachas
The roaches
Once one went in mi ear
Muchachos
Oh no no
Mi had to go
To emergency
It’s appalling
Roaches crawling
All mi neighbors
Are nasty
The roaches
Whoops one just flew up
Mi nose
The roaches
Sometimes mi find them
In mi clothes
Mi can’t get rid of all
1444
The roaches
No matter how mi try
Mi wish mi had mucho dinero
Mi buy mi a clean casa amigo
Jesus mi love to squish
And squash ‘em
Mi love to smash ‘em
On the wall
Mi like to stomp ‘em
It’s atrocious
Mi señor death to all
Cockroaches
The roaches
Mi guess them runnin’
Wild by now
Them macho to all
The bug spray
The exterminator could
Allow
The roaches
Before they add and
Multiply
Mi gotta divide subtract the
1445
Roaches
Then we’ll fiesta you
And I
A Tee Ta Ta
A tee ta ta
A tee ta ta
A tee ta ta
A tee ta ta
A tee ta ta
A tee ta ta
A tee ta ta
A tee ta ta
1446
Well your lips
Are warm and sweet
Girl I repeat
A tee ta ta
A tee ta ta
Your good lovin’
Beats my meat
Girl I repeat
A tee ta ta
A tee ta ta
You give me such a
Thrill
I need a nitroglycerine pill
I’m gonna put ya in my will
A tee ta ta
Oh baby
We got it made
A tee ta ta
A tee ta ta
A tee ta ta
A tee ta ta
Well you close your
1447
Big brown eyes
And call my name
A tee ta ta
A tee ta ta
Your body could
Drive me insane
Girl I exclaim
A tee ta ta
A tee ta ta
So sexy you look
So fine
I’m a king
Since I made you
Mine
Kiss me
Where the sun don’t shine
A tee ta ta
Oh baby
Made in the shade
______Top_______
1448
I’m Mucho Macho
I’m mucho macho
I’m mucho macho
I’m mucho macho
I’m mucho macho
I’m mucho macho
I’m mucho macho
I’m mucho macho
I’m mucho macho
I’m the man with John
Dillinger eyes
1449
I’m mucho macho in
Disguise
I’m strong and I’m
Silent
I’m sex and I’m violence
A mucho macho gangster
Guy
I’m mucho macho
I’m mucho macho
I’m mucho macho
I’m mucho macho
I’m Baby Face Nelson
Too
I’m Pretty Boy Floyd
Love the hell out of
You
You’re my Bonnie Parker
You’re my Ma Barker
Whatever I want
You will do
I’m mucho macho
I’m mucho macho
I’m mucho macho
I’m mucho macho
I’m lean and mean
I’m mucho macho
Lips like Lucky
1450
Lucianno
A noble chin
And raw cheekbones
A Roman nose like
Al Capone’s
I’m the man with John
Dillinger eyes
So don’t tell me no
Johnny Law lies
You’re the woman
In red
I should shoot you
Down dead
But you still satisfy
Me in bed
I’m mucho macho
I’m mucho macho
I’m mucho macho
I’m mucho macho
I’m mucho macho
I’m mucho macho
I’m mucho macho
I’m mucho macho
1451
Princess Delilah
When Princess Delilah
Danced at the Baby Grand
She was buck-naked
Puerto Rican tall and tan
Selling reefer and sex
She lived with a cruel
Black man
Mean as the devil
He beat her with the back
Of his hand
1452
She did a stretch
She had his kid
Ain’t no tellin’ what she
Did
She would always keep it
Hid
In her art
Lord when she tossed her
Bosom ‘round
All the brother’s shouted
Out uptown
When she wiggled sweet
Brown buns
Back in the fifties
When Princess Delilah
Danced at the Baby Grand
To gut bucket music
Played by a Harlem band
They played a new number
Somebody called it rock
And roll
She was queen of shake
Dancing
When whitey didn’t
Understand her
1453
The Apollo Theater didn’t
Demand her
Too hot for the ghetto
To handle her
And the barrio
Made an outcast of her
Eduardo Eduardo
Eduardo
Eduardo
Your woman mess
My mind
Eduardo
Eduardo
She mess it
All the time
Eduardo
1454
Eduardo
The good Lord
Made her
So fine
Your ol’ lady
Is a woman
She ain’t no
Little girl
Your ol’ lady is a
Woman
A woman of the world
Eduardo
Eduardo
Don’t ever leave her
Alone
Eduardo
Eduardo
If she keep on turnin’
Me on
Eduardo
Eduardo
1455
I’m gon’ bust yo’
Happy home
Why can’t you see
She’s the gentle kind
Just look in her dark eyes
You’ll see all the lovin’
Signs
Why do you beat her
And treat her so bad
You can’t hold on to
A woman
You never had
Eduardo
Eduardo
I oughta blow you away
Eduardo
Eduardo
This is your lucky
Day
Eduardo
Eduardo
She says
1456
She wants you
To stay
Eduardo
Eduardo
The Composer
(El Compositor)
A composer’s life
(La vida de un compositos)
Is a world full of sound
(Es un mundo lleno de sonidos)
Music plays in my head
(La musica suena en un cabeza)
I create as I live
(Yo voy creando mientras vivo)
To the people I give
(A la gente le doy)
Platinum and gold
1457
(Platino y oro)
Writing up-tempo
(Escribiendo el ritmo)
In fox-trot time
(En tiempo de foxtrot)
I’m a two-step man
(Soy un hombre de dos pasos)
With a tunesmith’s mind
(Con la mente de entonador
I exist on this earth
(Existo en esta tierra)
To rhyme
(Para rimar)
So whether it’s right
(Sin importar si esta bien)
Or all wrong
( O todo esta mal)
I write love songs
(Escribo canciones amor)
From midnight ‘til
(Desde la media noche hasta)
Dawn
(El amanecer)
(Estoy escribiendo una canción)
Composing a tune
1458
(Componiendo una tonada)
By candlelight born
(A la luz de un vela)
In my lonely room
(En mi cuarto solitario)
I’m a writing a love song
(Estoy escribiendo una canción de amor)
To you
(Para ti)
I wrote it because
(La escribi porque)
I love you
(Te quiero)
I dedicate it with love
(La dedico con amor)
The angels will sing it
(Los Angeles la cautaran)
In heaven above
(En las alturas del cielo)
1459
I can’t go wrong
(No me puedo equibocar)
Just as long
(Siempre y cuando)
As my songs about you
(Mis canciones hablen de ti)
I’m writing a love song
(Estoy escribiendo una canción de amor)
Oh my darling darling
(O mi amada amada)
Oh my baby baby
(O mi nena nena)
(Estoy escribiendo un canción)
All romantics sing along
(Todos los romanticos pueden cantar conmigo)
In my fantasy world all
1460
(En mi mundo de fantacias todo)
Alone
(Solitario)
I’m creating it on my
(Estoy creando por mi)
Own
(Mismo)
I’m writing a song (Ding Dong)
Composing a tune (Ding dong)
(Componiendo un tonada)
I’m writing a song (Ding dong)
Lovers sing along (Ding dong)
(Los amantes canten conmigo)
From my heart and my
(De mi corazon y alma)
Soul for you
(Para ti)
1461
Tears of Joy
(Lagrimas de Alegria)
Why do I fall in love
(¿Por qúe tengo que enamorar?
With a tear in my eye
(Con una lagrima en mis ojos)
Men never cry for love
(Los hombres no lloran por amor)
We’re too macho to cry
(Somos muy machos para llorar)
Why do I suffer so
1462
(¿Por qúe sufro tanto?)
When it’s over and done
(Cuando ya todo a acabado)
Because I can’t deny
(Porque no puedo negar)
You’re still the only one
(Tu sigues siendo la unica)
I love
(Que yo quiero)
Why do I give my all
(¿Por qúe entrego todo?)
As I fight back the tears
(Al secarme las lagrimas)
Teardrops won’t wash
(Las lagrimas no limpiaran)
Away
(Lejos)
Wasted lonely years
(Los años que desperdicie solo)
Why can’t I fall in love
(¿Por qúe no me puedo enamorar?
Like a star in the sky
1463
(Como una estrella en el cielo)
A smile upon my face
(Una sonrisa en mi rostro)
Shooting deep in
(Lansada con fuerza hacie)
Outer space
(El espacio)
Tears of joy
(Lagrimas de alegria)
Tears of joy
Because I love you
(Porque te amo)
Tears of joy
Tears of joy
No one’s above you
(Nadie esta por encima de ti)
Tears of joy
Tears of joy
Say you think of me
(Dime que piensas en mi
And we can start all
(Y que podemos empesar todo)
1464
Over again
(Una vez mas)
Whenever I’m in love
(Siempre que estoy enamorado)
Water pops out my eyes
(Me lloran los ojos)
It’s only happiness
(Es solo de alegria)
My heart can’t disguise
(Mi corazon no lo puede dissimilar
I let my feelings show
(Dejo que mis sentimieutos se noten)
I’m an emotional guy
(Soy un tipo emocional)
I want your love so bad
(Quiero tu amor de tal manera)
I’m hysterically high
(Que esto istericumente elevado)
1465
Love in Vain
(Amor en Vano)
Love in vain
(Amor en vano)
Under the moonlight
(Baja la luz de la luna)
I’m back again
(Estoy de nuevo aqui)
With you on a June
(Contigo en una noche)
Night
(De junio)
1466
I remain
(Sigo)
Foolishly yours in
(Siendo tu yo en)
Vain
(Vano)
By starlight
(A la luz de las estrellas)
And star bright
(Y su brillo)
King and queen
(Rey y reina)
We lived in palace
(Vivimos en paz)
Castle in Spain
Castillo en España
Absent of malice
(Sin malicia)
Now I’m in pain
(Ahora estoy sufriendo)
Over your love in vain
(Por tu amor en vano)
1467
I can’t recall just why
(No puedo recoidar exactamente por que)
You left
(Te fuiste)
But no one else
(Pero nadie más)
Can take your place
(Puede ocupar tu lugar)
Though I can’t have
(Aunque no puedo tener)
All of you
(Todo lo tu yo)
I’m in love with a
(Estoy enamorado con un)
Broken heart
(Corazon destrosado)
Love in vain
(Amor en vano)
Just like in a movie
(Iqual que en una pelicula)
Pouring down rain
(Fuerte llovia callendo)
I’m running to catch
(Estoy corriendo a agarrar)
A plane
(Un avion)
Who can explain
(Quién puede explicarlo)
1468
The actions of love in
(Las acciones de un amor en)
Vain
(Vano)
I come when you call
(Vengo cuando tu dices)
My name
(Mi nombre)
Spanish Holiday
East L.A. senorita
Ava Maria
In southern California
It was sad to discover
While undercover
She’s a bullfighter’s lover
Like they say
I charged his cape
And stiletto
Escaped el barrio
1469
On the east side of L.A.
With my L.A. Latina
Los Angelina
On a Spanish holiday
Golden Aztec love goddess
Queen of Spain immodest
Flashing dark eyes
Clicking castanets
Playing a guitar
Dancing and shouting olé
She’s an alien’s daughter
From across the border
Green cards in order A-ok
Her lips burned like salsa
When we kissed at the altar
On a Spanish holiday
1470
Negro Gringo
Negro Gringo
Negro Gringo
Negro Gringo
Negro Gringo
I took a trip to Ensenada
Down in Baja California
Negro Gringo
Negro Gringo
Down Mexico way
You stood out on a
1471
Balcony
Lovely as Spanish scenery
Negro Gringo
Negro Gringo
A boat was in the bay
______Top______
Fiesta fire works
Filled the skies
And love exploded
In our eyes
We made love high
Up on a hill
Amidst a fragrant
Flower field
South of the border
Moon and stars
Serenaded by guitars
The world was endless
Time and space
I saw my future
In your face
______Top______
1472
Felice Navidad Ev’ryday
Well you make this town
Shine
Just like Xmas time
I light up like an
Evergreen
Decorated Xmas tree
Ev’ry moment you spend
It’s a great big holiday
It’s mistletoe and holly
Honey Xmas wine
Hey mama now
1473
It’s Felice Navidad
Gifts of love in your
Eyes
White Xmas in August
Baby falls from the
Skies
Santa Claus in the yard
Darlin’ sleigh bells in
September
Xmas carols in October
November December
Unwrapping you in my arms
I feel the Xmas spirit
Pretty presents sugar
Charms
Ev’ryday that you stay
Since you flew from L.A.
To New York for a day
I say a prayer
1474
And thank God
I say a prayer
And thank God
I say a prayer
And thank God
That I stay on the hard
Girl I stay on the hard
Listen to the rhythm of the
Rain
Turning into snowflakes
It’s Xmas again
Even in the months of
May June and July
You are Xmas cheer
And Spanish fly
Whenever you smile
It was Xmas before
Last
It’s been quite a while
You’ve been gone oh so
Long
Slow as Xmas getting
Here
Merry Xmas mama
And a Happy New Year
Ding-dong ding-dong
Ding-dong ding-dong
1475
Ortega and Jones
She cried oh - - - Oh Ortega
He yelled Jesus Cristo
Jones
Two sexy bodies
Black and brown
Undercover
Secret lovers
They could really turn
Each other on
The cops put a bug
1476
Under the rug
In the downtown
D.C. hotel
Ortega’s a Cuban
Revolutionary
Jones is a black
Liberation terrorist
Ev’ry time they soul kiss
She makes a black power
Fist
Ortega and Jones
Bilingually getting it on
All night and day
Doing it to the bone
They sho’ could get it on
Ortega and Jones
Ortega and Jones
Ortega and Jones
She moaned arms ammunition
Puffing on his brown cigar
Two mercenaries
For Nicaragua and
El Salvador
He went underneath her
Ski mask
She pulled his bandana
1477
Down
The F.B.I. and C.I.A.
Kicked in the door
And caught ‘em spent
And prone
The lusty legend
Lingers
They sho’ could
Get it on
Ortega and Jones
Delores Flores
Delores
Delores Flores
Delores
Delores Flores
Hair down to your hips
Ruby red lips
Dark eyes that sparkle
When you smile at me
_______Top_______
Cuba’s loss is America’s
1478
Gain
You’re as sweet
As raw sugar cane
Havana’s finest
A Latin queen
Romantic Hispanic
Golden Spanish dream
_______Top______
Espanol savvy
Hasta la vista
Señor blues
Delores
Delores Flores
Sweet perfume
Delores
Delores Flores
Rose in bloom
Delores
Delores Flores
Tropic isle
Delores
Delores Flores
Cuban chile
1479
Nectar in the Night
Nectar in the night
Dripping from your sweet
Lips
Nectar in the night
When I grip your sweet
Hips
Nectar in the night
Delicious and juicy
Nectar in the night
Morning noon and fiesta
Time
1480
Aye aye aye aye aye aye
Aye aye aye aye aye aye
I’m a papaya
Sweeter than Gonzales
Guava tree
Go go go go grab his
Guava
Then taste some nectar
In the night with me
Aye aye aye I’ve a papaya
Bulging on brown branches
In the sun
From the black ghetto
To el barrio
You know I’ve got the most
Exotic one
2-3-4-5-6-7
Nectar in the night
Squeeze it out of me
Nectar in the night
Sexy vitamin C
1481
Nectar in the night
Lick your fingertips
Nectar in the night
Hot lovers smackin’ lips
Drip drop drip drop
Drip drop drip drop
Drip drop drip - - - -
Come Out of the Convent
As I look up at your
Window
I pray to God
The sisters won’t see
Me
In the churchyard
You took a sacred vow of
Celibacy
To be a bride of Cristo
But honey you love me
Come on out
1482
Come on out
Come on out
Come on
Pretty Puerto Rican
Catholic girl from
San Juan
Welcome to America
And me
Come out of the convent
Stay awhile
Come out of convent
Lovely virgin child
One more time
Come on out of the
Convent
In your mind
Come on out of the
Convent
‘Cause you’re so fine
(4 times)
Monks in the monastery
Dream of love
Sexy angels in heaven
1483
Blush up above
Father Bishop is sleeping
Mother Superior too
Come on out of the convent
I ‘ll be true
Come on out of the convent
I love you
(4 times)
Love is Wine
When love is a rare
Bouquet
As yours and mine
Don’t let love
Languish in anguish
On the vine
Champagne or raisins
In life
You will find
Don’t let love sour
Withered rotted and
Dyin’
1484
Love is wine
Love is wine
Like wine aging
In a cellar
‘Til it’s time
It ain’t no sin
Just say amen
Love is kosher
Mella fella
Love is wine
Crush them grapes
Celebrate
Clap your hands
And sing
And shout it
Right on out
Love is wine
So divine
Glory hallelujah to ya
Love is wine
California is a
Big old place
A lot of people
1485
In a lot of space
The land of golden
Opportunity
It holds the future
For you and me
The crop is ripe
The vineyards full
The vines are
Bountiful with
Fruit
So pick sweet grapes
And make good wine
The dark clouds of
Winter
Are far behind
The years rolled by
On you and I
We planted a harvest
And the seeds took
Root
The mad market man
Was hard
And he was cruel
1486
He laughed at our price
And called me a stupid
Fool
I coulda took my gun
And shot him graveyard
Dead
But you pulled me away
When I heard these words you
Said
Love is wine
Love is wine
Like wine aging
In a cellar
‘Til it’s time
It ain’t no sin
Just say amen
Love is kosher
Mella fella
Love is wine
Crush them grapes
Celebrate
Clap your hands
And sing
And shout it
1487
Right on out
Love is wine
So divine
Glory hallelujah to ya
Love is kosher
Mella fella
Like wine aging
In a cellar
Love is wine
Amen
Forbidden Mangoes
Forbidden mangoes
Blacks and Latinos
Rotting away in the sun
We ripen together
But rarely ever
Rendezvous and fall in love
Forbidden mangoes
Meet me in the park
Alone after dark
Girl
1488
Forbidden mangoes
Exotic afternoons
In a hotel room in bloom
Forbidden mangoes
Your spicy kiss I need
So succulent the seed
Baby
Forbidden mangoes
The scented fragrance
Of your skin
When interracial flavors
Blend
rd
With 3 world lovers
Forbidden mangoes
Hispanics and Negroes
In ghettos and barrios
Dream
Of romantic pleasure
In a Garden of Eden
Where they can share
The tropical peach of love
Forbidden mangoes
Juicy pretty
Red yellow in the
City
Lady
1489
Forbidden mangoes
Vendors in the street
Say you’re good enough
To eat
Forbidden mangoes
Black and brown
Pushcarts abound
Downtown
Forbidden mangoes
Who said that it’s a taboo
Sin
Who said that we can’t be
More than
Mucho amigos
Tonight
1490
Aqua under the Bridge
My casa’s up on the ridge
The vinos chilled in the
Fridge
The night before
You must ignore
That’s aqua under the
Bridge
Still aqua runs deep
We all must sow what we
Reap
Don’t be sad
1491
I treated you bad
And caused the aqua you
Weep
Bridge
That’ s aqua under the
Bridge
Darling I
Made you cry
Bridge
Bridge
Bridge
Please don’t go
I love you so
Bridge
I said au revoir
But you had a reservoir
Of tears that’s why
You’ll never miss the aqua
‘Til the well runs dry
1492
That’s aqua over the dam
Now I’m gentle as a
Lamb
Now I know
I love you so
But I’m in hot aqua I
Am
HOMELESS
1493
Homeless
Title
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
Written
Copyright
Date &No.
Page
No.
1. Homeless
‘84
Pau 1-208-687’89
1494
2. Slime Square
‘68
Pau 1-687-604 ‘92 1496
3. Mansion in the Sky
‘71
Pau 1-208-687’89
1498
‘69
Pau 1-114-804 ’88 1501
4. I’m a Transient
5. Strawberry Road
‘69
Pau 1-208-687’89
1503
‘69
Pau 1-208-687’89
1505
6. It
1494
7. Housewife Looking for a Home
‘69
Pau 1-208-687’89
1507
‘80
Pau 1-208-687’89
1509
‘83
Pau 1-494-693’91
1511
‘80
Pau 1-208-687’89
1514
‘98 Pau 2-412-195 ’99
1516
8. Even Losers Fall in Love
9. Gimmie Gimmie
10. Hobo Heart
11. I’m Gonna Git My Shit Together
Homeless
Homeless white woman
Homeless black man
Homeless close couple
Holding hands
Homeless folks ain’t got
A red cent
Homeless lovers can’t
Pay the rent
Slumlord city
With a pimp’s soul
New York where’s your
Whore’s heart of gold
1495
Romance thrives in winter
Ice cold
Homeless sweethearts
Skid row patrol
At a midnight mission
In L.A.
The have-nots have the
Hots
Flophouses flea bags
Are all filled up
They make love on the
Cots
Dead beats derelicts
Hobos
Losers and welfare
Cheats
Bums hit on cute bag
Ladies
In the alley when they
Meet
Homeless French kissing
Here on Main Street
Homeless people make
Sex body heat
Homeless shelter for
The passionate poor
1496
Homeless take pleasure
On the ground and the
Floor
Homeless have horny lust
In the dust
If they must
Homeless gettin’ laid
At charities door
Homeless tramps and
Riff raff
Seek out romance and score
Slime Square
Sweep him up and out of
Here
From skid row down you
Go to slime square
Sweep him up and out of
Here
From skid row down you
Go to slime square
Spongin’ off of people in
The street
Lord I’m tired of lyin’
Scroungy on the ground
1497
I got scumbag eyes
And yellow on my teeth
I wet my pants and
Somethin’ I can’t
Repeat
I’m headed straight for
Hell
And no one cares
The fleas would bug
A hound dog in my hair
I been bummin’ slummin’
Gutter snipin’ ‘round
A dead soldier in a
Bottle’s all I found
_______Top______
I guess my ship is
Sinkin’ in the east
Gon’ git on back to the
One I love the least
Bad weather’s gone
So it’s looks like the
Road is clear
So I’m headed south
And I’m livin’ from
Hand to mouth
1498
_______Top_______
Mansion in the Sky
He said He’d never say
It
If it wasn’t so
His house of many
Mansions yours
If you don’t go below
The gates are white
And pearly
So if you’re free from
Sin
St. Peter gets up early
And He will let you in
Welcome to my mansion
1499
My mansion in the sky
Homes for the home sweet
Homeless
The truth is not
A lie
Jesus said it in the
Bible
I read it in my youth
He’ll share His father’s
House with you
I know He told the truth
A fond farewell to
Welfare
A fond welfare farewell
An escapism from racism
No drugs or violent
Thugs
People of ev’ry color
Will walk on streets
Of gold
He prepared a place
For ev’ryone
His people young and
Old
You can come from
1500
Out the ghetto
You can come from
Out the slum
You can come from Bel-Air
Or Fifth Avenue
He’ll treat all y’all the same
You’ll get a halo
Your very own
The servants all have
Wings
God sits upon a throne
And prays
A band of angels sing
_______Chorus________
1501
I’m a Transient
I’m a transient
Like joy and sorrow
I’m a transient baby
Here today and gone tomorrow
I’m a transient
I travel all over
Heaven is my home
I’m a transient
Hungry and homeless
I’m a transient honey
I fight bigotry and prejudice
I’m a transient
Poverty is my life
Ev’rywhere I roam
1502
The world is your oyster
So we won’t force ya
To stay if you don’t
Want to
That’s what they told me
They jail me and scold me
But no one can hold me
But you
I’ve seen ev’ry city
This land is a pity
Neon lights spell
The evil men do
They wink out
And blink out
Things we can all do
Without
Liquor pornography too
I’m a transient
No hotels or motels
I’m a transient darlin’
Skid row is my hell
I’m a transient
Ev’ry day and night
Nothing do I own
1503
I’m a transient
Sugar Ditch Mississippi
I’m a transient mama
Forsyth County Ga.
I’m a transient
Howard Beach N.Y.
I’m a transient
South Africa still makes me
Moan
_______Top________
Strawberry Road
Strawberry Road
Way down in Dixie
I’m gonna pick me
Some more of your
Red ripe love berries
Strawberry Road
I’ll always remember
You last September
Comin’ down Strawberry
Road
Well shut my mouth
I went way down south
Just to steal some
Georgia peaches
1504
You smiled at me
I shook your tree
‘Til your peaches came
Tumblin’ down to
The ground
Your sexy y’all
In a southern drawl
Was sweet as honeysuckle
On the vine
Sunshine was your
Load
I reaped what you sowed
Comin’ down Strawberry Road
Now big city winter
Winds may blow
When I’m walkin’ in the
Snow
But when it all thaws
Out I know
I’m gonna pack my sack
And back I’ll go to
_______Top_______
1505
Lord I hope that road
Ain’t closed
Strawberry Road
Strawberry Road
Strawberry Road
Strawberry Road
It
I can’t explain it
It’s hard to define
It
My brain can’t contain
It
It boggles the mind
- - - - It
Stranger oh stranger
You have a kind face
Do you know how
To get to this place
It’s over the mountain
1506
Over the sea
It’s out in the valley
Awaiting me
_______Top_______
L-o-v-e
L-i-f-e
It’s all the same
Conundrum to me
Wise men expound it
Theories abound it
Why are we on earth
Spinning ‘round and
Around it
Stranger oh stranger
I found it at last
Now I know the future
Present and past
It’s within my grasp
Listen to me
I know the secret
Of humanity
_______Top_______
1507
Housewife Looking for a Home
Since you been gone
I’m out here all alone
I’m just a housewife
Looking for a home
Looking for a home
Housewife looking for a home
Looking for a home
If the way you feel hangs dirty on your clothesline
Oh why can’t we wash it out
If the wrinkles in your love life really matter
Oh why can’t we iron it out
1508
Looking for a home
Now that you left me
To make it on my own
Since you been gone
A lonesome housewife
Looking for a home
Looking for a home
Way down in Georgia
Looking for a home
I’m searching for a place
To call my own
Looking for a home
The night when we got married
You promised faithfully
But now you left me stranded
And I’m drowning in the sea
The sea of matrimony
That’s where you put me down
I’m gonna take all my troubles
Straight to the lost and found
Since you been gone
1509
And I’m looking
I’m looking for a home
Looking for a home
Looking for a home
Even Losers Fall in Love
Luck was a stranger
My life was in danger
Then like a bolt
Out of the blue
Love came in season
You gave me a reason
Now I can live my life
Anew
Thank God
I fell in love with
You
Even losers fall in
Love
1510
Ev’rybody gets the
Blues
Successful people
Have to cry
Boo hoo
Just the same as you
And I
Losers weepers
Kings and fools
Know this world
Can be so cruel
They sent an angel
From above
Even losers fall in
Love
I was the leader of
The race
Until I stumbled
On my face
You picked me up
When I was down
My heart was lost
1511
But now it’s found
Although I didn’t
Have a dime
I was a winner
In your mind
You’re ev’rything
I’m dreamin’ of
Even losers fall
In love
Gimmie Gimmie
Gimmie Gimmie
What I ain’t got
(3 times)
Gimmie Gimmie
Gimmie Gimmie
I’m a have not
(3 times)
Gimmie Gimmie
Baby gimmie gimmie
Gimmie gimmie
Gimmie gimmie
1512
Some of your love
Gimmie Gimmie
What I ain’t got
Gimmie Gimmie
Baby gimmie gimmie
Gimmie gimmie gimmie
What I can’t get enough
Of
Gimmie Gimmie
I’m a have not
Gimmie Gimmie
Give me your lips
Give me your sweet
Love & kisses
Kiss me like I’ve been
Away
Give me a chance
Another chance at our
Romance
When I come back home
To stay
Just gimmie gimmie
Gimmie gimmie gimmie
Love ev’ry day
Gimmie Gimmie
1513
Or get off the pot
(3 times)
Gimmie Gimmie
Gimmie Gimmie
Girl I got the hots
(3 times)
______Top 2 Verses______
Gimmie a hug
Gimmie a kiss
Gimmie a thrill
I can’t resist
Gimmie some this
Gimmie some that
Gimmie back
Scratches pussy
Cat
I want your lips
I need your arms
I crave your sexy
Female charms
Gimmie just what
I’m thinkin of
I’ve got to have
1514
A ton of love
I want a lot
Gimmie Gimmie
I got a jimmy
Gimmie Gimmie
______Top_______
Hobo Heart
Hobo heart
Hobo heart
I have a hobo heart
Hobo heart
Hobo heart
I have a hobo heart
You knew I had a hobo
Heart
I warned you from the
Very start
I said I had a hobo love
And wanderlust was
1515
In my blood
So I know that you
Know
That I sleep around
I’m a tramp
I’m a vagrant
I’m a bum out of bounds
Jealous husbands
Run my kind
Stone out of town
I’m moving up the track
And I ain’t comin’ back
You told me I had
Hobo eyes
I have a hobo heart
Your love was in the
Window
Like pies
I have hobo heart
I’m knockin’ on your
Love backdoor
I have a hobo heart
A love handout
I’m looking for
I have a hobo heart
1516
_____Top______
I'm Gon’ Git My Shit Together
Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya
Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya
Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya
Ya Ya Ya Ya
I'm gon’ git my
Shit together
Until it smells as
Sweet as heather
1517
I'm gon’ git my shit
Together
Until it's gentle as
A feather
Together
They make my feces
Tough as leather
Together
Git off the pot
It's now or never
Lord Jesus I ain't
Done squat diddley
My human waste is
Gettin' ragggedy
Welfare ain't number
2 to me
Before they flush me
In the sea
I'm gon’ git my
Shit together
(OOOOOO)
I'm a dodo stain
Upon the wall
I'm gon’ git my
Shit together
(OOOOOO)
1518
A stinkin' stool full
In the stall
I need the laxative
Of love
Some angel prune juice
From above
A BM BS enema
In the bowels of
This city
I'm in the outhouse
Of mankind
With world raw
Sewage
On my mind
Green punishing bile
I'm in a bind
Red diarrhea is a
Pity
_____Top_____
I'm gon’ git my
Shit together
Down in the bed
Pan of forever
Together
In life's latrines
I will endeavor
1519
Together
They constipated
Clever Trevor
Together
Because it looks like
Crappy weather
The people need my
Defecation
Excrement spread
‘Cross the nation
By doing my business
On the streets
Unsanitary pay
Toilet seats
_____Top_____
1520
THUGZ ON
DRUGZ
Satan’s Tree
1521
Title
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
Written
Copyright
Date &No.
Page
No.
1. Invisible Flowers
Pau 1-102-227 ’88
1522
2. A Puff Up Piece of Red
3
‘69
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
1525
‘86
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
1527
‘86
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
1530
‘86
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
1533
‘85
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
1536
‘83
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
1539
Mom N’ Pop Music Robert E. Lee, Jnr. ‘83/’01 Pau 1-687-604 ’92
1542
I Can’t Be a Party to That
4. I’m Auntie Crack
5. Sodomized by Satan
6. Floatin’ Down St. Nick
7. Fancy Nancy
8. Holy Ghost
9. Thugz on Drugz
‘84
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
Invisible Flowers
1544
1522
Acapulco gold
Panamanian red
Chicago green
There’s a florist
With a bouquet
On the corner
From a rare forbidden
Flower field
If you’ve got some
Money
In your pocket
You can wheel and
Deal
Illegal invisible
Flowers
They sell ‘em here
By the hour
These flowers give
You the power
From Satan’s tree
Illegal invisible
Flowers
1523
They grow ‘em here
By the hour
These flowers give you
The power
So you can be
A hooked dope fiend
Druggie
An all American junkie
Spaced out on the street
You’d rather get high
Than eat
Mucho Mexican poppy
Columbian cocoa
Northern California
Lovely sensimillia
It’s underground
All around
In ev’ry town
Blooming in the
Gloom of some back
Room
You can touch ‘em
1524
You can smell ‘em
As they sell ‘em
They’ll make a great
Funeral reef
On your tomb
______Chorus______
A Puffed Up Piece of Red
1525
A puffed up piece of red
Is the riddle of my love for you
Flaming demons in my blood
See through
What I’m dreaming of tonight
Comes shining true
Could it be a run away balloon
Something new and freaky
From the moon
If you don’t guess the answer soon
I’m gonna burst into
For you for you for you
If you if you if you
Don’t make me blue instead
A piece of burning paper
In the index of my hand
My fingers were on fire
For a while you understand
I’ll tell you all about it
Wild excitements on the way
Relax because your mind’s
About to smile
Like I hold out in my hand
1526
For you
Angel cake the devil’s
Workshop bakes brand-new
From a wicked witches
Magic potion brew
The wrinkled blankets
On your unmade bed
Raw adventure glowing in
My scheming head
Now that you know
Who told you so
Flaming demons in your blood
Know the riddle of my love
Demons eating angel cake
That the devil’s workshop bakes
It’s a run away balloon
Something freaky from the moon
For you for you for you
Will do will do will do
Strange things to your head
I Can’t Be a Party to That
1527
I can’t be a party to that
That crack
Fool hearty party to that
Oh no
That crack
Base head in a party hat
Roasted
That crack
That jive ain’t where
It’s at
Jumbo
That crack
I’m gonna be tardy to
That
Instead
That crack
In the alley I’m a smarty
Cat
I say no
That crack
1528
Expose mind and body
To that
No way
That crack
My life ain’t shoddy
As that
Ghetto
That crack
I wouldn’t know how to
React
And pray
You drunk on whiskey
And that’s a sin
I know you high on
Heroin
You been poppin’ pills
Snortin’ coke on a
Dollar bill
Smokin’ marijuana
Basing all you wanna
So get your drugs
Out of my face
1529
Go shake your needle
Some other place
Don’t ring my bell
Bang on my wall
I’ll never need or heed
The devil’s call
I just celebrate in
Jesus
Bless His name
Shout it out loud
Singing Glory Hallelujah
I’m so proud
______Top_______
1530
I’m Auntie (pronounced Anti) Crack
You know who
I’ve got my eye on you
I see ev’ry bad thing
You do
You know who
I’ve got a bird’s eye
View
It’s true
I can see right through
You
I’m Auntie Crack
I ain’t your aunt
I’m Auntie Crack
And that’s a natural
Fact
I’m Auntie Crack
And P.C.P.
No marijuana
Nor LSD
I’m Auntie Crack
Cocaine and pills
I hate heroin
And addicts free
Basing
1531
I’m Auntie Crack
And alcohol
I’m for cold turkey
Unsupervised
Withdrawal
______Top______
I’ll swoop down on
The ghetto
Gobble up ev’ry fool
Roasted on the brink
‘Til they can’t think
In school
You’ll be a dead son
And daughter
Jailbirds on
The border
I’ll restore law
And order
All across this land
I’m Auntie Crack
As Mother Hale
I’ve got Satan
Right by his pointed
Tail
1532
I’m Auntie Crack
I give a damn
I’m hooked on Jesus
I married Uncle Sam
I’m Auntie Crack
Young boys and girls
Brothers and sisters
Around this whole wide
World
I’m pro no dope
I’m warning you
I’m Auntie Crack
Junkies how do you
Do
______Top_______
1533
Sodomized By Satan
You don't wanna be sodomized
By Satan
Seduced sadistically
By his band of hellish
Angels
In the bowels of purgatory
You don't wanna be violated by
The devil
Don't stick a needle in
Your skin
Get thee behind me Satan
You'll shout and holla
Out my friend
Don't smoke shoot or
Sniff
Let God give you a lift
Higher
Live pure ev'ryday
No don't break down
Like a shotgun gay
1534
You won't be better off
His rape victim
Don't let him penetrate
Your soul
If you do drugs
Intravenously
You're just a big
Butt hole
So don't put that sucker
In your arm
`Cause Lucifer don't
Love you
Ev'ry time you turn on
And turn around
The king of sin will
Screw you
(Stick his pitchfork
In yo’ ass)
Dit ditty
Dit ditty
Dit ditty dit
Hey hey hey
Ya da da
Ya da da
Ya da da da
1535
When you do drugs
Intravenously
You're sodomized by
Satan
If you stick that
Syringe
In your flesh
You're sodomized by
Satan
Y'all
High stoned
To the bone
You're sodomized
By Satan
So don't make him grin
Don't let him win
Or he'll get you in the
End
You don't wanna be
Sodomized by
Satan ( 8 times )
So don't stick a needle in
Your skin
Amen
Floatin’ Down St. Nick
1536
Floatin’ down St. Nick
Gotta get away
Can’t stay here
Another Xmas day
I’m so high
I see Santa in the
Sky high
Sky-high
He’s got marijuana
For me and you
A bag of cocaine
And heroin
Too
My brothers and sisters
Gonna get a little gift
Of ghetto goodies
To smoke shoot and
Sniff
Sniff
Sniff
Sniff
Angel dust as white
Snow
Junkies O.D. on dope
My people hooked on sin
1537
I saw the face of
Jesus
He said go feed your
Family
Go get a steady job Bob
Go get a steady job Bobby
Go get a steady job Robert
Go get a steady job Junior
In the mornin’
Feelin’ good
It’s Xmas in my
Neighborhood
Reindeer reefer
Pullin’ his sleigh
Santa Claus Jesus
Flew away
Away
Away
Away
Mellow cool and slick
Uptown central Harlem
In the big rotten apple
1538
It’s a hard drug culture
In the heart of New York City
Santa Claus on ev’ry
Corner
Crack Xmas each and
Ev’ryday
Fancy Nancy
1539
American addicts
Fancy Nancy’s
Her nickname
So if you’re addicted
And you get caught
She’s to blame
Pusher’s dealing all over
Better hide your head
In shame
She’s anti-narcotics
So don’t play a losing
Game
Fancy Nancy
The First Lady
In the White House
Drug crusader
Married to the
President
Fancy Nancy
Pro no druggies
In a red dress
She’s the queen
Of a drug free
Clean government
1540
Fancy Nancy
User’s abusers
Loves a cowboy
Strung out West
At the ranch
In old blue jeans
Fancy Nancy
Legal substance
In her fur coat
For that old dude
It’a a bag of jelly
Beans
Well they call her
Fancy Nancy
She’s a famous
Fashion plate
She could make the
World a fashion show
Redecorate
The black ghetto
1541
Fancy Nancy
Makes the secret
Service nervous
With that cowboy
Who says he’ll break
Your syringe
Baby zip
Let it slip
Fancy Nancy
That old cowboy
And the President
Are both the same
Holy Ghost
1542
Holy Ghost
The Master’s in my room
Holy Ghost
He’s glowing in the
Gloom
Holy Ghost
I just saw Jesus
Holy smoke
I was smoking
Marijuana
Holy smoke
Angel dust and hashish
Holy smoke
When I saw Jesus
The Father’s son’s
A Holy Ghost
He is the Holy Roller’s
Host
He spoke in tongue
Crack ain’t no joke
He made me throw away
My dope
Holy Ghost
1543
The Savior’s come
To call
Holy Ghost
He came right through
The wall
Holy Ghost
I just saw Jesus
Holy Ghost
A halo over His head
Holy Ghost
He stood beside my bed
Holy Ghost
Yes it was Jesus
Thugz on Drugz
1544
Thugz on drugz
Raped Frankie Caldwell
Thugz on drugz
Killed Marie McCoy
Now I’m waiting
In Ambush Alley
For sweet revenge
Oh yeah
Roughneck hoodlums
In my neighborhood
Want to rob
And terrorize
Christian citizens
In broad daylight
Coming home
From church
Thugz on drugz
In my gun sight
Thugz on drugz
Will die tonight
They’ll never figure
I’ll pull the trigger
Before they run
Oh yeah
1545
But something stopped me
It was Jesus
I felt the Master
Hold my hand
So I left it up to God
The Father
He’s the best policeman
Thugz on drugz
Spawn sons of bitches
Thugz on drugz
Wear baggy britches
Thugz on drugz
Smoke that evil
Killer diller weed
Thugz on drugz
Use P.C.P. man
Thugz on drugz
Are out of hand
Thugz on drugz
Y’all understand
Say yes indeed
Thugz on drugz
Make up the tally
Thugz on drugz
Down in the alley
Thugz on drugz
Live in the shadow
Of death
1546
Thugz on drugz
Sell dope and dying
Thugz on drugz
Keep crackpot buying
Thugz on drugz
Love high speed flying
Without a net
Thugz on drugz
Raped Cousin Frankie
Thugz on drugz
Killed Sister McCoy
Lord send the God Squad
Guardian angels
To our defense
Oh yeah
Old Mrs. Muldrow
She’s over 80
Shook her gray head
And said something
Weighty
God pull the rug
Out from under
Thugz on drugz
______Chorus______
1547
Satan’s Sets
Title
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
Written
Copyright
Date &No.
Page
No.
10. Dispatcher Thatcher’s Dishonor Roll Call
Mom N’ Pop Music
Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
‘88
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1548
Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
‘88
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1553
Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
‘88
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1555
Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
‘88
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1558
’82
’02
1561
11. Paging O. G. #1
Mom N’ Pop Music
12. Gang Party
Mom N’ Pop Music
13. One Man Gang
Mom N’ Pop Music
14. What’s Up Baby
Mom N’ Pop Music
Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
15. Ringleader of Religion
Mom N’ Pop Music
Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
‘86
Pau 1-102-227 ’88
1564
Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
‘86
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1567
Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
‘88
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1569
’88
Pau 1-687-604 ‘92
1571
‘57
Pau 1-102-227 ’88
1574
‘91
TXU 527-376 ’92
1578
16. The King of Siam
Mom N’ Pop Music
17. Gangtown
Mom N’ Pop Music
18. Xmas Cuz
19. No More Gang War
20. Tom’s Liquor
1548
Dispatcher Thatcher’s Dishonor Roll Call
Dishonor roll call
Satan’s sets y’all
Eight Trey Hoover’s
Hoover Plaza apartments
st
At 81 and Hoover Streets
Kick it
Bounty hunters Blood
Nickerson Gardens Watts
Housing projects
Nine Deuce Hoover Crips
nd
92 and Hoover Streets
Grape Street biggest Crip
Set
Jordan Downs
Jordan High 103 Street
Snaps is money
Westside fresh car
West of Broadway
Car wash
Drug joint
Crack house
Rolling 60’s Crips
700 members
1549
Crenshaw High School
Eastside = Poor Fool
O.G.
Buster
Eight Trey Gangsters = Crips
Eleven Deuce Hoovers
Raymond Ave. Crips
N Hoods = Bloods
Harlem 30 Crips
Exposition Park
Denker Recreation Center
th
On 35 Street
th
The 69 Street East Coast
Crips
th
69 and Main Street
Main Street Crips
Southwest of Crenshaw
Rolling 60’s
60’s to the heart
Six Four Brims = Blood Set
Long Beach southeast L. A.
= Crips
160 Crips Sets
14,000
100 Blood Sets
10,000 member or association
Wanna be’s peewee’s and shorty’s
1550
Compton Inglewood Pomona
Crips versus Bloods
The Brims = Bloods
Ray Ray
Doc Holiday
The Enforcer
Drug dealer =
Big house in Compton
In jail
Little Fee
And Fudge
Floyd Baldwin Hills shoot
Out
Playboy style Crips
106 St. L.A.
Rialto California
Gangtown
San Bernardino
Gangtown
Police Chief Sheriff
Inland Empire
61,000
City council
Flash hand signs
And shout gang slogans
1551
The Inglewood family
Gangsters
B. G. Baby Gangster
Lime Street Gang
Skip and Bobby Lavender
= Bloods
Silvia Nunn
The rehabilitated one
Knows how to shoot
A submachine gun
th
69 Street East Coast
Crips
th
69 and Main Street
Complex
Tan two-story building
st
Runs from 1 Street
One nine 0
th
190 Street
Blue Gate Mafia Crips
rd
103 Street Watts
Government projects
107 Hoover Crips
Straight crazy
Eight Trey Hoovers
Hoods
1552
Gat ‘em
Valley Set
Pacoima Piru Bloods
Gang bang
All over the city
Gangtown is a pity
Dishonor roll call
Satan’s sets are
Nationwide y’all
Violent gangsters from
The heart
Drive by shooters in the
Dark
Soon they’ll be
O. G. wheelin’
Dealin’
Crack cocaine millin’
Stealin’
Killin’
All over the world
Dispatcher Thatcher
Signing off
Over and out
Paging O. G. # 1
1553
Paging O. G. # 1
Gang bang bang bangers
Stop glorifying gangs
And surrender
Street gang leaders
Who hang tough
Chill each member
Who shoot and ricochet
Through walls and
Windows
Paging O. G. # 1
Stop glamorizing
Gangs
Guns and crack cocaine
Jesus Christ is paging
Christian soldiers
To the L. A. Coliseum
Gang moratorium
The Prince of Peace
Is paging you
Yo’ Crips and Bloods
God’s massing a
National appeal
Paging O. G. # 1
1554
Swear on mom gang wars
Shall cease fire
Satan’s biggest sin
In the Bible
He led his gang of
Angels
And hell began
Love one another
Love one another
Love one another
Love one another
Gang Party
1555
Do dup do do
Do do do do do
Do dup do do
Oh - - - ( 2 times)
I met a pretty
Strawberry girl
In Watts last night
Where drive-by shooters
Had
Gang bang fights
Well I was new
From way ‘cross town
I thought a gang truce
Was going down
But when I got to her
Address
Driving a red hot flame
Corvette
Black L.A. street gang
1556
Party
I’m lucky no O.G.
Shot me
And danced over
My dead body
All night
Oh
They all had blue rags
& malt liquor in brown bags
Mac 10 guns
Out
I heard somebody
Shout
(L.A. gang party)
Who let a slob
In here
I got weak with fear
Police kicked down
The door
Almost a
Gangsta war
L.A. black street gang
Party
With the real boyz in the
Hood
1557
Party
Just because she looked
So good
Party
It’s the Bloods versus
The Crips
Party
Where crack cocaine
Comes to grips
Gang party
Gang party
Gang party
Gang party
______Top_____ (4 times)
One Man Gang
One man gang
1558
One man gang
He said she loved a
One man gang
One man gang
One man gang
One man gang
It shot me down
People like a street gangbang
I’m the ghetto Othello
I smothered my wife
With a pillow
Then I tried to take
My own life
With my trusty
Switchblade knife
Oh__________
A jealous kind of a fellow
My best friend told me
The lie
That caused my woman
To die
Oh___________
_______Chorus_______
1559
A criminal type of a Negro
Black as the shadows of
Night
The lady I murdered
Was white
Oh ____________
I thought she made love
With a mellow
Tall dark handsome
Young man
Now I’m dying with blood
On my hands
Oh ______________
______Chorus_______
Boisterously out loud
I bellow
About the fate of young
Love
All the schemes and dreams
They think of
Oh __________
I put her in a bordello
1560
No matter how hard I try
I can’t forget her outcry
Oh ___________
________Chorus______
What’s Up Baby
The community is in
The grips
1561
Of guns drugs
Bloods and Crips
Unwanted pregnancies
Poverty and AIDS
I’m not afraid to fight
For you
I’ll wage a war
And win it too
If I hear he made you
Sad and blue
What’s up baby
Did he shoot you down
Oh girl
He’s a gang bangin’
Street thug
A drive by crack cocaine
Clown
What’s up baby
Did he break your heart
Oh girl
Well he ain’t about love
1562
So don’t get jacked up
Play it smart
He jumped off
On you from
The start
I thought maybe
Baby that we
Could go dancing
Romancing tonight
I love you so
You took a low blow
So I really want to
Know
What’s up baby
Did he make you cry
Oh girl
I called to see
How you be
If he said goodbye
Let me dry your eyes
What’s up baby
What’s up baby
What’s up baby
1563
What’s up baby
What’s up baby
Ringleader of Religion
Ringleader of religion
That’s what Jesus was
1564
A peaceful dove
He led a gang of love
He walked upon the sea
Of Galilee
He died for you and me
He was the ringleader
Of a twelve man band
Without a weapon in His
Hand
His words could cut you
Like a knife
He never backed down
From a fight
He healed the sick and
Lame
Possessed and maimed
Christ was His sacred
Name
1565
But they nailed Him to
A cross
And the whole world
Felt the loss
He said turn the other
Cheek
And blessed are the meek
Still the police murdered
Him
But He rose up from the
Grave
Now He’s got millions
Of followers
And if you join Him
You’ll be saved
On the streets that
He made holy
Yes He made a blind man
See
When He fed the multitude
He was the first and
1566
Last cool dude
The King of Siam
1567
He’s the King of Siam
And he don’t give a damn
Well we all live in a
Building so bad
They call it Viet Nam
Jesus I’m in a jam
He’s got my woman
And I’ve got to fight
Him
Fool in love that I am
He comes from south
Chicago
His gang is cold and bold
He’s got the ghetto madness
In his soul
He’ll shoot you in a minute
He’ll cut you just for fun
Ain’t never been a fight
That he ain’t won
And he don’t give a damn
Jesus I’m in a jam
He took my woman
Wham bam and a
1568
Thank a you mam
Now fool in love
That I am
The King of Siam’s
Got a problem
If he wants to jack
My ol’ lady
He’s got her up in his
Apartment
He’s a pimp and a dope
Dealing warlord
But I’ll kill
The King of Siam
‘Cause people I’m mad as a ram
I’ll take back my woman
Shazam
From that scam and then I’m
The new King of Siam
Gangtown
Black L. A. gangs
1569
Ghetto street kings
Flashing blue
Or scarlet colors
Ev’rywhere
Sets of hoodlums
Make the tension hum
In south central L.A.
My people live in fear
God the mighty knows
Ev’ry place they go
We tremble in their
Wake
They ravish and they take
They kill and kill again
They don’t care it’s a sin
Get punished in a jail
And see the system fail
Black L.A. gangs
Love to gang bang
Are they all straight
Crazy gangstas
To the heart
L. A. is Gangtown
O. G. Gangland
Rock cocaine
1570
And submachine guns
Rule their world
All over Gang City
Police don’t forbid it
Just say no is noble
Will Gangtown spread
Global
Don’t let a
Gang of guns
Destroy our neighborhood
We’ll silence the
Violence
Before Watts burns
Down again
Xmas Cuz
Don’t shoot Santa Claus
1571
Xmas Cuz
With your uzi
Xmas Cuz
In his bootay
Xmas Cuz
He’ll get bloody
Put away your uzi
Let him do his duty
Please don’t kill him
Dead
Don’t drive by
He’s afraid
That’s what the kids
In the projects
Of South Central L. A. said
As they ran for cover
And hid underneath the bed
Xmas Cuz
He wears the enemies
Colors
Xmas Cuz
No don’t riddle him
1572
With bullets
Don’t kill Santa Claus
He’s not in a gang
Black angry children
Sang
All you pee wee’s
And wannabe’s
Gang bangin’ shorty’s
Let him do his thing
Xmas Cuz
He don’t belong to
The Bloods
Xmas Cuz
He wears red clothes
Like he does
Don’t kill Xmas
Say the coast is clear
For Santa Claus reindeer
Ev’ryday of the year
And we’ll be free from fear
1573
He’s not a big fat slob
Let him spread some Xmas
Cheer
So all you Crips and
Bloods
Hip-hop away
From here
No More Gang War
No more
Gang war
1574
Ev’ry race
Creed and color
No more
Gang bangin’ war
Drugs ain’t worth
Killin’ for
No more
Gang war
Boycott
The guns
Are Us Store
No more
Gang bangin’ war
Collect gang guns
Galore
Laid out flat
On a ghetto floor
An innocent child
Couldn’t cry no more
The doc looked her over
But I knew she was dead
He pulled me aside
And here’s what he said
Gang war
Makes young and old
People die
1575
Gang war
The gangstas shoot
Drivin’ by
No more
Gang war
Stop all the black
And brown gore
No no no more
Gang bangin’ war
Gun control
Is the cure
No more
Gang war
Dump all the guns
Off shore
No more
Gang bangin’ war
Politicians
Ignore
The East Side
Rough and ready’s
Standin’ on a dark
Street corner
If the West Side Gang
Shows up they cried
Ev’ry gangbanger
1576
Will be a goner
In a gang war
Gang war
Shots ricochet through
Windows and doors
In a gang war
Gang war
The neighborhoods
Caught in the uproar
Good citizens
For civil rights
Just can’t stand
To lose this fight
We won’t turn chicken
And run
We’ll buy back
The guns
From the gangs
By the ton
No more
Gang war
Pay the gangs off
To join the Peace Corps
No more
Gang bangin’ war
Feed the Third World’s
1577
Hungry and poor
No more
Gang war
Free America
No no no more
Gang bangin’ war
Unarm all gangstas
No more
Gang war
Ev’ry race
Creed and color
No more
Gang bangin’ war
Shake hands
And settle the score
Yo!
Tom's Liquor
1578
The cops harangue
A gang
And bicker
Around the corner
From Tom's Liquor
T.V. helicopters
Record the action
As the plumes of smoke
Got thicker
A riot erupted
In the street
A car and trucker
Tricker
Heroes helped the
Fallen
To the closest
Red Cross sticker
God help the victim
Who felt the ghettos
Vicious pricker
For the one's that cried
The one's that died
The one's that keep us
Terrified
1579
The one's that tried
The one's that lied
The one's that kept
Us all supplied
The one's that hide
The one's that spied
The one's that cannot
Be denied
The one's that chide
The one's that bide
The one's that commit
Homicide
Urban pyromaniacs
Cat and mouse
Who died that night
In your house
Looters fill baskets
Made of steel wicker
And toast the gang
At Tom's Liquor
The fire department
Cannot fight
Mecca burning
Fraught with fright
1580
A man's praying in
The street
Like a vicar
As Molotov cocktails
Are mixed
At Tom's Liquor
Irony is a funny thing
When you think
Two men named King
One a leader for
Civil Rights
The other bludgeoned
With racist might
The first one died
For equality
The second suffered
Police brutality
The jury's verdict
Won't seem slicker
Unless you live
Near Tom's Liquor
Where arsonist
Anonymous can't
Avoid each phantom
Camera clicker
1581
As trigger fingers
Guerrilla style
Vent hatred with a
Sniper's snicker
(Heh heh heh heh)
Conservatives and
Status quo
Shake their heads
'Cause they don't know
Why these people act
This way
And will a Nero inferno
Destroy L.A.
Is this a disease
In the land
Or a have-not
Scorched earth policy
Plan
To take the streets
Revolt and be
A patriot for Anarchy
No song can say
No poem rhyme
The wisdom or
The fool
This time
1582
There's no control
The town's aflame
If there's a leader
What is his name
If there's a voice
Then let her speak
The words of love
And liberty
Before the angry mob
Gets sicker
Intoxicated by
Tom's Liquor
Hire the vandals
And the thugs
Employ all the ones
On drugs quicker
Welfare moms
And dead beat dads
Politicians don't
Dare dicker
Pay the gangs plus
Homeless folk
And any immigrant
Fruit picker
Don't let Dr. King's
Dream fail
Fade and flicker
1583
So when you rebuild
L.A.
Just don't rebuild
A bigger better
Taller wider
Stronger
To last longer
Tom's Liquor
Solomon Solution
Title
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
Copyright
Page
1584
Written
Date &No.
No.
35. Hallucination Holiday
‘85 Pau 1-102-227 ’88
1585
’65 Pau 1-687-604 ’92
1588
‘87 Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1591
‘85 Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1594
‘88 Pau 1-687-604 ’92
1597
‘90 Pau 1-494-693 ’91
1599
‘83 Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1602
36. Thread Your Own Needle
37. Ignorance
38. Worse First
39. Education
40. Ear Trumpets and Drums
41. Income
Hallucination Holiday
Hallucination
1585
Ain’t no more hoodlums
In Harlem
Hallucination
Ain’t no more gangstas
In the South Bronx
Hallucination
Ain’t no more
Thugz on drugz
In Brooklyn
Hallucination
Ain’t no more
Crime in New York
The cities safe to walk
Doodle doodle doodle
Dee
In the park after dark
La la la la la la la la lee
The kids can run and
Play
Yea yea yea yea
Hallucination holiday
Hallucination crack
Stopped spreading cross
The nation
1586
Crack took a permanent
Vacation
Crack was wiped out by
Education
Hallucination
Crack is un-American
Crack was serious as
Cancer
Crack thank God
We found the answer
Hallucination
Ain’t no more
Guns and knives
Or cocaine
Hallucination heroins
No longer in great
Demand
Hallucination
Ain’t no more
Robbing helpless
1587
Women
The mugging had
To cease
And desist that’s for
Sure
When they come from
The store
Doodle doodle doodle
Dee
We ran the junkies
All away
La la la la la la lee
Good people finally
Have a say
Yea yea yea yea
Hallucination
Holiday
Thread Your Own Needle
Thread your own needle
1588
Thread your own needle . . .
With a thimbleful of love
With pretty colors you dream of
In this life you’ll find
You gotta pick your own
Pattern
And draw your own
Design
My people
My people
My brother
My sister
Mend your own mind
Life’s what you make it
It ain’t custom made
Sew like the devil
And you’ll never be
1589
Saved
My people
My people
My brother my sister
Stitch the hole in
Your soul
An old woman told me
This
When I was ragged and so
Blue
She said a needle in a
Haystack
Is waitin’ for you
Plain and simple
May be your style
Or fancy doodads shinin’
When strife tears your heart
Apart
Don’t just sit there
Whinin’ ……..
My people
My people
1590
My brother
My sister
Patch up your pride
_______Top______
Ignorance
Ignorance sticks out
Like a sore thumb
1591
It hits like a hammer
And you’re struck dumb
Then you get all F’s
When the grades come
And fail your whole
Life through
Like a sore thumb
You stand on the corner
And drink rum
You grow up a numb scull
Street bum
No teacher could
Reach you
OOOO
Stupid bandage
Wrapped about
OOOO
Study take a smarter
Route
So stay in school
Without a doubt
1592
Stupid bandage
Wrapped about
Study take a smarter
Route
Stay in school
Without a doubt
Like a big sore thumb
Thumbs up A+
Thumbs down FHitchhiking
On life’s road
You’re all thumbs
Unskilled
Stuck in a plumb
Will twiddle black and blue
Hurt swollen pride
And ego too
Like a sore thumb
You need college knowledge
Better get some
Graduate in a great
Auditorium
Education’s king
1593
Like a sore thumb
You can’t get a job
No momentum
Here’s a thumbnail
Sketch
Of how to get from
F’s to A’s just sing
______Chorus______
Worst First
It might get better etc.
But now the world is
1594
So perverse
Before they pick the
Community’s pocket
Rape charity and snatch
Life’s purse
It might be greater
Later
Like it says
In the Bible verse
End racism
Silence the violence
Put the whole thing
In reverse
It’s gonna get worse first
Worse first
You gonna need a doctor
Before a nurse
Worse first
Before you die of hunger
You die of thirst
Worse first
Before you need a hospital
You’ll need a big black hearse
1595
Worse first
It won’t progress
It’ll get worse first
Before the sun shines
It’ll cloud burst
The rain will fall
Like an evil curse
Instead of blue skies
It’ll get worse first
I live a lie
Pretending I’m the man
Who can take it
And understand
I’m sinking in your
Quicksand
And you won’t even
Lend
A helping hand
_____Chorus_____
(Don’tcha know that)
You created a shortage
(Can’tcha see)
The people can’t afford it
1596
(Why don’tcha just)
Pay top scientist
To find the cure
For AIDS and addicts
(You could)
Make the needy’s dark days sunny
(If you)
Tax the greedy for the
Money
Train the homeless and helpless poor
What the hell are you waiting for - - - ______Chorus______
Education
Education
That’s what the children need
Education
1597
So they can write and read
Education
All across the nation
Education
Education
All the around the world
Education
Have a global graduation
Apply yourself in school
Don’t be a stupid fool
Don’t hang out on the street
You’ll go down in defeat
Your brain will set you free
Your mind can make you so happy
Forget hard drugs and crime
Just study all the time
Education
Is the only hope
Education
Is a rescue rope
Education
And a scholar’s dedication
Higher learning
Get a Ph. D.
College knowledge
Is the remedy
1598
Education
Holds the master key
To occupations
Education
La la la la la
I’d love to walk you
Home from school
Education
La la la la la
We can learn
The golden rule
Education
La la la la la
Hold your hand
Carry your books
Education
La la la la la
How beautiful straight
A+ looks
Education
E-D-U-C-A-T-I-O-N
(Spell)
Ear Trumpets and Drums
If you go to church
Praise the Lord
1599
Worship God
And say your prayers
Believe in Him
Keep the faith
Spread His truth
Around the world
Ear trumpets and
Drums
Don’t surrender and
Succumb
To the daily news
Ev’rywhere you go
AIDS homeless and
Drugs
You can’t sweep ‘em
Under the rug
On any station you
Choose
TV and radio
That line if I could
Save just one
I heard some people
Say
They collected lots
Of money
And then they went
Away
1600
Now ev’rywhere I go
I see
On ev’rybody’s face
A look of
Not in my backyard
You don’t
It’s a national
Disgrace
Ear trumpets and drums
I’ve got a love song
You can hum
And you can’t run from
Boom box stereo
Jobs poverty crime
We’ll find the
Solution in time
If we pay our dues
The Bible told me so
It’s the daily news
Ev’rywhere you go
Oh
On any station you
Choose
1601
TV and radio
______Top______
Income
Gentlemen with ladies
Sex ain’t overrated
1602
Mmm mmm mmm
Ladies all crave romance
And they want some finance
Mmm mmm mmm
So if you want to please
Your baby
The only way and I don’t
Mean maybe
To satisfy a woman
In this world
And a pretty girl
They all love income
Forget the outcome
They don’t care how come
Before they’re overcome
They just want income
That’s where they’re
Comin’ from
When you get income
Come come come
Then men they’ll give you
Some _______love
All women want spasms
Of multi-orgasms
Mmm mmm mmm
1603
But they won’t reach a climax
Ev’ry night it’s a fact
Mmm mmm mmm
So if you think that you’re
A lover
Let me warn you brother
As soon as she discovers
Your salary’s
Mucho dinero
________Chorus_______
When I was fat and forty
The women called me Shorty
Mmm mmm mmm
Then I got a good job
Now they call me big Bob
Mmm mmm mmm
So if you’re hustlin’
Makin’ money
You’ll soon get
Some honey
1604
As sure as you’re a
Workaholic
Busy bee
_____Chorus_____
1605
NIGGER
HILL
Nigger Hill
Title
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
Written
Copyright
Date &No.
Page
No.
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Introduction
Mom N’ Pop
1.
2.
Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
‘89
Pau 1-393-724 ’90
1608
‘89
Pau 1-393-724 ’90
1609
‘89
Pau 1-393-724 ’90
1612
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Pau 1-393-724 ’90
1616
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Pau 1-393-724 ’90
1621
‘89
Pau 1-393-724 ’90
1624
‘89
Pau 1-393-724 ’90
1627
‘89
Pau 1-393-724 ’90
1630
‘89
Pau 1-393-724 ’90
1633
‘89
Pau 1-393-724 ’90
1636
‘89
Pau 1-393-724 ’90
1640
‘89
Pau 1-393-724 ’90
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‘89
Pau 1-393-724 ’90
1647
‘89
Pau 1-393-724 ’90
1650
‘89
Pau 1-393-724 ’90
1653
‘89
Pau 1-393-724 ’90
1657
3
South Dakota Sunshine
3.
Deadwood Women
4.
He Lost His Mine
5.
Nigger Hill
6.
Gold Bug
7.
What to Do If You Get Scalped
(And Live to Tell About It)
8.
The Stagecoach to Deadwood
9.
You Smell Like Madame Knutson
10. Floral Valley Fantasy
11. Rain-In-the-Face Killed Custer
12. The Ballad of Deadwood Dick
13. Kitty Arnold
14. Yellow Doll
15.
Gumbo Lily
Title
Publisher
16.
Panhandle Peggy
Songwriter
Date
Written
Copyright
Date &No.
Page
No.
1607
17.
1668
Pau 1-393-724 ’90
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Pau 1-393-724 ’90
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Pau 1-393-724 ’90
1677
Pau 1-393-724 ’90
1680
Pau 1-619-471 ’92
1683
Pau 1-393-724 ’90
1687
How Long is a Piece of String
22.
Trinkets for the Tourists
23.
The Ghost of Potato Creek Johnny
24.
Pau 1-399-491 ‘90
Poker Face
21.
1664
The Gold Spittoon Saloon
20.
Pau 1-393-724 ’90
Big Chief Schoochie Moochie
Mom N’Pop Music Robert E.Lee, Jnr. ‘58
Robert Jose Williams
19.
1660
South Dakota Hysterical Society
18.
Pau 1-393-724 ’90
Mount Moriah Mine
Introduction
When the Black Hills
Were white with snow
As Deadwood City
1608
Grew below
And the color of gold
Began to show
In Lawrence County
When Wild Bill stalked
Main Street
And Madam Mustache
Could not be beat
Her knock out drops
Would cheat Jesus
Christ
To win
As soiled doves
Sold love upstairs
And lived in sin
Their bodies were
Commodities
And that’s how they
Paid the bills
When the white man
Found gold
In the Black Hills
3
A partnership of 3
Prospectors
Rumor has it
They had a metal
Detector
1609
In the early spring
Of 1876
They located the
Home stake
Mining claim
Mose and Fred plus
Hank
Were their names
And this is their
Only claim
To fame
Mose had the nose
Fred had the head
Hank had the bank
You heard what I
Said
And dynamite to blast
And explode
Mose had the nose
Fred had the head
Hank had the bank
That’s how they
Found
The big boss load
1610
3 with a pick
And a pan plus a
Shovel
Add lots of digging
By hand
They couldn’t see
Down deeper rich
Pockets
Of booty in the
Land
For what seemed a fortune
And financial rebirth
Was but a drop in
The bucket
To all it was worth
Concealed in the
Bowels of the earth
And so they
Discovered another
Mine
Nearby the first one
The old Abe shined
They sold it
And when the deal
Was sealed and done
1611
The 3 miners
Rode off into the
Sun
Mose had the nose
Fred had the head
Hank had the bank
You heard what I
Said
A partnership of
3 prospectors
Mose had the nose
Fred had the head
Hank had the bank
You heard what I
Said
Rumor has it
They had a metal
Detector
South Dakota Sunshine
Calamity Jane
Chewed tobacy
When Wild Bill Hickok
Made her happy
Deadwood Dick
Was blacker than
The blackest hills
1612
Custer was a fightin’ fool
Under God the people rule
Lady luck was the
Miners’ only friend
But Preacher Smith
Could save ‘em all from sin
Brush my teeth with
Baking soda
Gonna go to South Dakota
I’m prospectin’ that
I’m gonna find
So much gold
I’ll make my quota
Need a locomotive motor
To haul away the pay dirt
From my mine
Black Hills coyote
Got my odor
Howlin’ in the ponderosa
Comb my hair
With needles from the pine
Spruce up for my
Dance hall daughter
Pack a burro
1613
Mother lode
And head for my
South Dakota sunshine
Winter blizzards
Forty degrees below
A norther is the
Coldest wind
You’ll ever know
I think of
Pasqueflowers
To pass the mountain
Time
And pray to God
That I don’t go
Snow-blind
Dreamin’ of her
In the spring
My love promoter
Said come to Deadwood
That’s all she wrote
She’s the prettiest
In the chorus line
I miss my golden
Hearted lover
1614
Each gleamin’ precious
Rare iota
Her smile beams mild
As South Dakota
Sunshine
And when I become
A big tycoon
I’ll buy the brothels
Dance halls and
Saloons
Live in a great mansion
With her for show
Eat mountain elk
And buffalo
Ski and sauna
In the snow
Build a gilded
Gamblin’ palace
Grand design
By poker Alice
And bask in the
Brightest day divine
Don’t need to go up to my glory
‘Cause heaven’s in this territory
1615
Her smile beams mild as
______Top_________
Her smile beams mild as
A big blue sky of
I’m headed for my
Deadwood Women
Deadwood women
On Bleeker Street
Half world girls
Who lie and cheat
Scarlet ladies of the
Night
1616
Kick bite scratch
And pull a knife
Morphine Molly’s
And Laudanum Lil’s
What’chamajig ums
And Red Eye Ruby’s
Badlands Betty’s
And Black Eagle’s
Daughter
Bet Little Chinky
Can love the cowboy
Boom boom boom
Out of you
Big Mex is next
She’s a greaser who
Got the best
Mess in the West
Make ya yell yahoo!
Deadwood women
Love Black Hills
Men
When they come to
Town
And spend
Precious metal
From the mine
1617
At cribs and shacks
Along the line
A bond of lust
And sin combine
In saloons and
Barrooms
You’ll find
Deadwood women
Deadwood women
Head for the hills
Gold miners gold mills
Gold miners gold diggers
Why Custer got killed
Head for the hills
And get rich quick
Jubilee Hills
You son-of-a-bitch
Ten thousand bastards
Got the Black Hills
Itch
For Deadwood
Women
Ain’t no man
Born can stay
A better time in
1618
Bed
And lay
Upon a finer built
Soiled dove
All the prospectors
Push and shove
I’d like to take
A buggy ride
Tonight with
Naughty Nellie
Slap her bare
Backside with my poke
And pour pure gold
Dust
On her belly
Lay my nuggets
On her breasts
Make her surrender
And confess
Yes!
Deadwood women
Love mountain men
Who work six months
1619
Then they descend
Down to camp
And trade their goods
A hide for a hide
When the women
Would
California Joe
And Potato Creek
Johnny
Nigger Jim
And Colorado
Charley
Boone May
And Sheriff Seth
Love them Deadwood
Gals to death
Deadwood women
Wear pantalets
Deadwood women
In bloomers yet
Deadwood women
Dakota queens
Deadwood women
From New Orleans
Montana mamas
Texas tall
Den of iniquity
1620
Wyoming harlots
Walk Main Street
For Troy ounce ingots
Deadwood women
Deadwood women
_______Top______
He Lost His Mine
Yes a mine is a
Terrible thing to
Waste
Pretty baby
1621
Yes a mine is a
Terrible thing to
Waste
Don’t mean maybe
Yes a mine is a
Terrible thing to
Waste
Drive you crazy
Yes a mine is a
Terrible thing to
Waste
His pan showed little color
His sluice fell down all day
He broke his pick and shovel
His burro ran away
He lost his mine
He kept his head
His grub was gone
His horse was dead
An ounce of gold
Was hard to find
The claim jumpers
1622
And land grabbers
Could rob him blind
He didn’t go mad
Or go insane
His luck ran out
Just like a vein
Dakota moon
Beamed through
The pine
He thought
He saw
A mother nugget
Shine
______Top_____
He found his nerve
& his will to fight
He became a winner
In the dark of night
Now he could leave
And return in time
Then he’d atone
And
Reclaim his mine
_____Top______
1623
Nigger Hill
I’m gwine to the
Black Hills
And I’m gwine build
A cabin in the woods
Upon Nigger Hill
Red nigger injuns
1624
I’m gwine kill
While I dig for gold
In Nigger Hill
Ask any miner
Where a black man will
Find a gold mine
He say Nigger Hill
Nigger Hill
Told me to go over
The mountain
And don’t stop ‘til
I see a bunch like me
On Nigger Hill
We worked all day
Sang all the time
Saved our gold dust
Stayed out of town
We got rich in ’76
And moved away (jig time)
Before the white man’s
Tricks
Could confiscate the deal (grunt)
Up on top of Nigger Hill
Deadwood City
Was a thrill
1625
Made my fortune
On Nigger Hill
Pick and shovel
Paid my bill
Gold and silver
Nigger Hill
Found a woman
I fulfill
Mining here on
Nigger Hill
Happy as young Jack
And Jill
Million dollar
Nigger Hill
In the Black Hills
So don’t be so sure
Where you send a
Nigger
He just might be a
Real gold digger
Ain’t lackadaisical
As you figure
Inferior and small
1626
I would rather be a
Jet-black nigger
If it made my bank
Roll bigger
With nappy hair
And lips like liver
Sniffin’ brandy and
Smokin’ on my cigar
The claim on Nigger
Hill
Was worth it all
The name of Nigger
Hill
Stood proud and tall
The shame of Nigger
Hill
I can’t recall
I climbed up Nigger
Hill
And made a haul
Gold Bug
Gold was
Discovered
By Egyptians back in
4,000 B.C.
Long before the God of
Mammon
Or King Midas
Mythology
1627
In dark recesses
The pyramids
Blessed it
‘Til this very day
In time
A darting tongue
Is hissing kissing
Lusting
The stuff worshipped
By mankind
Gold Bug Gold Bug
Gold Bug Gold Bug
Gold Bug
Ev’rywhere he drilled
Milled and dug
Gold Bug
Insect crawlin’ on his
Flesh
And in his blood
Gold Bug
He liked to toil in soil
And muck in streams and
Mud
Gold Bug
Gold is the only thing
He’ll ever truly love
He was a gold bug
1628
There’s plenty proof
He sent gold prices
Right through the
Roof
Metric tons of pure
Gold ore
He was a gold bug
Gold bug gold found
Gold bug boomtown
Gold bug gold rush
Mother lode underground
His beady greedy green
Eyes shine
Mineral wealth
Was a load off his mine
Then his great fangs
Began to grind
When his wings spread
Serpentine
His antennae persuaded many an
Old prospector
To sign the dotted line
1629
Gold Bug Gold Bug
Gold Bug Gold Bug
Gold Bug
Feeding on his heart
Soul and mind
Gold bug
Eating
And drinking him to death
Like meat and wine
Gold bug
He’s been a gold bug
Back since 1849
Gold bug
That’s when he envisioned
A San Simeon Hearst
Castle Shrine
What to Do If You Get Scalped
(And Live to Tell About It)
What to do if you
Get scalped
And live to tell about it
Just survive
You can thrive
Without it
Don’t doubt it
1630
Turn the tables
If you’re able
Burn your beans
Save your bacon
Stop tender footed
Bellyachin’
Eatin’ bacon and beans
Tellin’ tales of
Chief Broken Wind
They sat ‘round the campfire
B.S.’n
The air was thick
With fear
They could loose their
Hair
Call on Jesus if you
Pray
Only God can save the
Day
You can’t hear
Moccasins in moonlight
They say
Before you can cry out
For help
A brave will have your
Hairy scalp
Hangin’ down upon
His belt
1631
Worse headache you
Ever felt
Think your mind is
Gonna melt
They’ll cut out your
Heart
And eat it raw
Mutilate castrate
And massacre
Rape and burn
Impale you on a
Stake
Circumcise your
Head
Or turn you into
A squaw
What to do if you
Get scalped
And live to tell about
It
Wear a hat
Buy a wig
It’ll heal &
Grow back
In a little bit
Just act crazy
1632
And throw a fit
What to do if you
Get scalped
And live to tell about
It
Think positive
Use your first aid
Kit
Ain’t no left-handed Sioux
So forget about it
The Stagecoach to Deadwood
Road agents and highwaymen
Rob the stagecoach to Deadwood
Indians on the warpath
Attack the stagecoach to Deadwood
Six horses strong
Run all day long to Deadwood
Soldiers from the fort
Protect the stagecoach
To Deadwood
1633
Drummers by the score
Travel the stagecoach
To Deadwood
Gamblers and whores
Come on the stagecoach
To Deadwood
A pleasure coach
Across the plains
The prairie and
Black Hills remain
If you’re lookin’ for
A life change
Climb on board
The stagecoach to Deadwood
The drivers know
The roads and trails
Smart as a whip
They never fail
The scenery will
Keep you occupied
A smile a mile
While God rides by
Your side
I’ll arrive
On the stagecoach
To Deadwood
1634
Shout hallelujah
On the stagecoach
To Deadwood
I’m comin’ back to ya
On the stagecoach
To Deadwood and then
We’re build a home
And never roam
I feel it in the wheels
The skies are blue above
On the stagecoach
To Deadwood
This passenger’s in love
On the stagecoach
To Deadwood and you
I’ve got a dream
Around the bend
Awaitin’ at my
Journey’s end
I long to see
Your face again
When I arrive on
The stagecoach
To Deadwood
When I arrive on
The stagecoach
To Deadwood
1635
When I arrive on
The stagecoach
To Deadwood
When I arrive on
The stagecoach
To Deadwood
You Smell Like Madame Knutson
Well the settlers
Smelled like trail dust
And a whiff of prairie sweat
The whores were filthy
To begin with
But I never will forget
Oh you smell like
Madame Knutson
1636
The hard workingest
Woman ever
She ain’t had a bath
In thirty days
And it looks like
More hot weather
Oh you smell like
Madame Knutson
Pioneer spirit
Mail order brides
And school marms
Smell like Madame Knutson
Pioneer spirit
All the pioneer women
Reeked righteous with it
Proud pilgrim families
Smelled just like the lady
Blazin’ trails in history
Oh the Indians stank
Of the Badlands
And the stench of the buffalo
Lord the gamblers were gamy
From cigar smoke
1637
And whiskey
Don’t you know
All the tenderfeet held their noses
And followed behind her train
And at night when she was sleepin’
They’d say a prayer for rain
Oh you smell like
Madame Knutson
Pioneer spirit
Bullwhip train
Full freight train
Cold muddy
Black Hills rain came
Hard to pull
Stress and strain
Haulin’ mining
Equipment again
Strong twenty-ox team train
Deliverin’ people and supplies
Before the winter snow flies
Oh you smell like
Madame Knutson
Pioneer spirit
Oh you smell like
1638
Madame Knutson
She was rank with it
The foundin’ fathers ran for cover
When her odor hit
Oh you smell like
Madame Knutson
You got a strong-arm pit
Oh you smell like
Madame Knutson
Pioneer spirit
Yeah you smell like
Madame Knutson
Ox manure and spit
They should’ve throwed
Her in the river
Or Dirty Woman Crick
When you smell like
Madame Knutson
You’d give a skunk
A fit
Well you smell like
Madame Knutson
Pioneer spirit
Yeah you smell like
Madame Knutson
Sand and grit
1639
They shoulda bathed her in
The drinkin’ water
Bit by bit
Oh you smell like
Madame Knutson
And she smelled like shh - - It
Amen
Floral Valley Fantasy
It’s a floral valley
Fantasy
People say they never
Met
Now they lay side by
Side
Forget-me-nots
I won’t forget
He wore a broad brimmed
Sombrero hat
1640
He had breathtaking speed
His guns were flood
And fire
To a bloodthirsty
Outlaw breed
Hearts and flowers
Perfect mix
The flowers power
Did the trick
A heavenly fragrance
Filled the air
Of sweet perfume
In a field of scented
Petals
They were one
Loves a fresh bouquet
In bloom
Under the sun
He deflowered her
As she was his
Favorite flower
She came to Deadwood City
From Cheyenne
Great pioneer woman
1641
Wearing buckskin
And brave
As a frontiersman
She ate hardtack and
Beans with soldier boys
th
In the 7 Cavalry
She drank coffee
And stood night
Guardian
With the army for
Free
Pretty wild flowers
In her hair
They walked waist
High
In long john underwear
As beautiful flora
Ev’rywhere
Was growing all
Around
Each moment was
Precious
And so rare
As the gold
The miners found
Laying there
They created a flower
Bed
Two could share
1642
Of yellow pink and
Rosy red
Then they made love
In a floral valley
Fantasy
An exercise in
Ecstasy
And a secret day
Dream became
Reality instead
____Top____
It’s a floral valley
Fantasy
Rain-in-the-Face Killed Custer
Rain-in-the-Face
Killed Custer
Custer thought it
Was Cupid’s dart
He was dreamin’ ‘bout
His woman Libbie
When the bullet pierced
His heart
A volley of arrows
Could have hit him
He was thinkin’ of
Her eyes
Although he was
1643
Surrounded
He didn’t hear savage
War cries
Beautiful Elizabeth
So beauteous to see
A vision of poised
Loveliness
My sweet angel lady
A photograph can’t
Capture you
An artist brush won’t do
A sculpture of your
Style and grace
Could never give a clue
If a tomahawk
Had come down upon him
He was in a romance trance
So he’d never ever notice
If they stabbed him
With a lance
As he lay in peace
They wondered
Should they use the
Scalping knife
He was dyin’ and goin’
To glory
Reminiscin’
About his wife
1644
Beautiful Elizabeth
So dainty in your fashion
Parasols and petticoated
Pure unbridled passion
Your form so fair
Beyond compare
Your flesh a hue
So rare
I hope I die and go
To heaven
Because I know you’re
Welcome there
Rain-in-the-Face
Murdered two white men
And boasted about it
It seems
He was a brave Hunkpapa Indian
The strongest most
Hostile and mean
Just two years before
Little Big Horn
General Custer
Arrested him
But he escaped to join
Sitting Bull
And made fools of all of them
1645
Rain-in-the-Face
Charged Custer
Who fought with his
Saber so bold
As warriors fell
All around him
So white men could
Dig for gold
Rain-in-the-Face
Wanted to scalp him
But the prize trophy
He never got
As the Indians respected
Custer
Because he laughed
When he got shot
Beautiful Elizabeth
I’ve seen the old Black Hills
The mountain plains
And prairie great
Rivers and oceans mate
Your equal I have
1646
Never seen
No wonder can equate
I’ll close my eyes
Rememberin’
And keep this date
With fate
Rain-in-the-Face
Killed Custer
Rain-in-the-Face
Killed Custer
Rain-in-the-Face
Killed Custer
The Ballad of Deadwood Dick
Yes he could ride
Shoot straight and rope
He was the star
Of the town’s first rodeo
Fourth of July 1876
That’s the day that he
Performed his bag of
Tricks
They called him
Deadwood Dick
Ex-slave maverick
The corral dust was
1647
Thick
As mustangs pitched
A bitch
They called him
Deadwood Dick
Ain’t no minstrel comic
No fast gun was quick
As his jet black magic
Nat Love was Deadwood Dick
A Rio Grande round up
(Brave and terrific)
A range war
(Handsome young romantic)
Could start up
(He was the ladies pick)
Stampedin’ the buffalo
(Should be a Hollywood flick)
The Indians captured him
(Because he was so chic)
But he escaped from them
(King of the rodeo)
Forty miles through
(He really stole the show)
A blizzard of snow
(He could rodeo)
He knew all the brands
(Still some contradict)
All over the land
(That he was Deadwood Dick)
1648
He was the king
(They doubt his heroics)
Of the real cowboys
(They think of him as slick)
His deeds are down
(Horses with plenty kick)
On the pages of history
(Got sugar they could lick)
But they didn’t say
(Can’t beat him with a stick)
He was a black man
(Loyal and patriotic)
Castanets click
For Deadwood Dick
In old Mexico
And on the Chisholm Trail
One big conflict
Dogged Deadwood Dick
He got word too late
To help Custer prevail
1649
Kitty Arnold
Kitty the schemer
Boasted Hong Kong
She sung a
South African
Diamond field song
Kitty littered
The Barbary Coast
In San Francisco
She was
Quite a hero
Champagne toast of Yokohama
A white cosmopolitan orient
Mama (4 times)
Was Kitty a liar
She wasn’t a bore
1650
Kitty the pioneer
Kitty the whore
Kitty Arnold
Not Kitty Leroi
Buckskinned beauty
Wild Bill’s pride and joy
Two thousand men
On Main Street meet
Gold hungry and lustin’
For her booty
She was packin’ a pistol
And wearin’ a smile
When Deadwood City
Was wooly and wild
Who’s that filly
Comin’ to town
Wild Bill’s woman
Pound for pound
From Cheyenne
I’ve been told
Worth her weight
In Black Hills gold
Compassionate woman
Held Wild Bill’s head
After a skunk
Had shot him dead
1651
Same good woman
Buried him
With Calam and the
Rest of them
Respectable lady
In the church life
A fundraiser for
Charity
Good mother and wife
A 24-karat heart
And soul
Not just notorious
Like I was told
In my search
For knowledge carnal
I found the religious
Side of
Kitty Arnold
In my search
For knowledge carnal
I found the religious
Side of the infamous
Kitty Arnold
_____Top______
1652
Yellow Doll
Ming Dynasty and the
Dreaded Tong
In Deadwood City
Banged the gong
Yellow Doll
At laundry shacks
Along Main Street
Were Chinese prostitutes
You’d meet
Yellow Doll
A pinch of gold dust
Was all they cost
American miners
I swear to Joss
Yellow Doll
1653
Yellow Doll was
Beautiful
Make any man
A goldern fool
Yellow China Doll
Old China ways
In Black Hill days
Made slant-eyed John
A jealous one
Yellow Doll
Asiatic
I’m ecstatic
But your narcotic
Is a sin
Yellow Doll
Null and void
Sweet Mongoloid
I must avoid
Your opium den
Yellow China Doll
Hideous God
1654
Carved out of wood
Upon a throne
With demons
High priest smokin’
Pipes of death
I thought I heard
You screamin’
In your fancy hairdo
And best costume
A Chinaman killed
You cruel
(He was crazy)
Chopped you into
Little pieces
So they couldn’t
Send you back east
To your species
(What a fool)
Your jewelry of
Precious stones
You wore in Oriental
Fashion
Yellow Doll
Were still in tack
At the murder scene
1655
A crime of
Jaded passion
Yellow Doll
Soon most Chinese
Moved away
So sad they couldn’t
Stay
Yellow Doll
But Deadwoodites
Recall
Lantern’s firecrackers
And rice whiskey
Yellow Doll
Masonic Temple Hall
Yellow Doll
Chinese New Year’s Ball
Yellow Doll
Entertain enthrall
Yellow Doll
Lotus blossom small
Yellow China Doll
1656
Gumbo Lily
Gumbo Lily had a past
She loved a man
Who wore a mask
Treacherous was her
Middle name
Dirty dealin’ was her
Whole dang game
She stole a lovesick
Jasper’s claim
Gumbo Lily
Her fingernails
Were sharp as claws
She collected gold dust
In her drawers
She’d cheat and steal it
Underneath her nails
If the sheriff caught her
She’d go to jail
Her lover robbed
1657
The Deadwood Stage
The whole Black Hills
Was in a rage
Gumbo Lily
He drove her wild
One night in June
She howled and bayed
Up at the moon
The dance hall girls
And dealers
In the Red Bird Saloon
Thought Lily was
Plum Loco
For a coon
Gumbo Lily
Her eyes were green
Her hair was red
Her body was a
Feast in bed
They caught ‘em naked
And aroused
As Lily mooed
Like Hereford cows
When big black Angus
Bulls in heat
1658
Mount ‘em and raw
Animal passions
Meet
Black Bart was hung
But Lily lived
She went back home
To be forgived
By her folks on a
Ranch in Medora
And they did forgive
Gumbo Lily
Gumbo Lily
Gumbo Lily
Gumbo Lily
Black Bart bucked you silly
1659
Panhandle Peggy
Panhandle Peggy
You know you look
So fine
You long lean and
Leggy
And I want you
One more time
I had you in alfalfa
And I had you in the
Hay
Now I want you by
White River
And Nigger Gulch
All day
Panhandle Peggy
Can ride
She’s the queen of
The rodeo show
But she can’t keep a
Man by her side
No she’ll never ever
1660
Be
A blushin’June bride
Panhandle Peggy can
Rope
She can hog-tie a
Calf in seconds
But her broken heart’s
Givin’ up hope
Love is more than
She
Can cope with
She can ride
Shoot and rope
She can really rodeo
She’s the star
She’s the queen
But she can’t find
A rodeo king
I was king for a day
I took all of her
Trophies away
No she can’t tie me
Down
I made her act
Like a rodeo clown
Panhandle Peggy
Long lean and leggy
1661
Rancher’s daughter
On my trail
She say there ain’t
Been wild oats
That ain’t been
Sowed
And there ain’t
Been a man
That ain’t been
Throwed
And there ain’t been
A filly that
Ain’t been rode
She recited the western code
Panhandle Peggy
Can shoot
Bull’s eye on every
Target
But since I gave
Her the boot
Her sights are set
On a husband
Panhandle Peggy
Can dream
All about the
Goodnight Loving
1662
Trail
But this time loves
Lariat failed
And I escaped on
A steamboat in
Yankton
Bust a bronc
Bulldog a steer
Punch a cow
Brand the herd
Hitch a post
Track a stray
Head ‘em up
Move ’em out
1663
South Dakota Hysterical Society
South Dakota
Hysterical Society
Humor me
South Dakota
Hysterical Society
Hear my plea
I’m a laughing
Crying fool
At the library in
School
South Dakota
Hysterical Society
I’m a minority
And I don’t see
My ancestry
Where are we
In history
South Dakota
Hysterical Society
1664
I’ve got extreme
Anxiety
South Dakota
Hysterical Society
If you don’t have a
Racial variety
South Dakota
Hysterical Society
It’s a blatant racial
Conspiracy
South Dakota
Hysterical Society
Where’s my black
Pioneer family tree
Ask Aunt Sally
Ask Aunt Lou
You can even ask
The Sioux
I’m a new supreme
Court Case
And my lawyer’s
Suing you
You gave my holdings
1665
To a man
Who came from
Cheyenne
Eyes of blue
He cheated my aunt
Sally
And my other Aunt Lou
God knows it’s
True
South Dakota
Hysterical Society
University of S. D.
Too
South Dakota School
Of Mines and
Technology
I want expert
Opinion about
Geology
A.S.A.P.
I called the
South Dakota
Register of Deeds
To see
If I’ve got mineral
1666
Rights
On my property
And land titles
Since back when
The slaves were free
So South Dakota
Hysterical Society
Humor
Where’s your sense of humor
‘Cause I want you to humor me
1667
They call me the Big Chief
With all the young maidens
Me make um much
Hoochie coochie
Me give-a-them lovin’
Brave kissin’ and a
Huggin’
Hoka hay
Schoochie Moochie
Powwow across the nation
Pine Ridge Reservation
Puff on my peace pipe
You say Geronimo
All night
Me give-a-you lovin’
Huggin’
Hoka hay
Schoochie Moochie
1668
Me big like bison
Me black like crow
Me talk heap mo’
Than a radio
Squaw huffin’ and a puffin’
Fumin’ somethin’ over nothin’
Firewater’s daughter
I’m the medicine man
To see
You give-a-me lovin’
Huggin’
Hoka hay
Schoochie Moochie
Hunkpapa and the
Miniconjou
Blackfoot Brule
Oglala too
Sans Arc and Two Kettle
All of the Teton Sioux
Cheyenne and Arabhoe
Comanches I love so
Apaches and Pawnee
All the women in these tribes
Belong to me
They call me the Big Chief
1669
With pretty papoose’s
Me make um much
Hoochie coochie
Me give-a-them lovin’
Huggin’
Hoka hay
Schoochie Moochie
1670
The Gold Spittoon Saloon
The barflies are sainted angels
And the dance hall
Girls slop jar
Around
They have spit and polish
Grins
When I paint the
Town
It’s the spittin’
Image of Gomorrah
They call it notorious
But I say the establishment
Was glorious
Tho it made me
Spittin’ mad and
Furious
Before I die
I wanna spit in
The Gold Spittoon
Spit in the Gold
Spittoon Saloon
1671
Said the stranger
At the bar
Drinkin’ beer and smokin’
A cheap cigar
Outlaw came in from
The rain
And let one go
Ptooey ping
Then I heard the big
Schmutz say
Piano man you’d
Better play
(2 Bars)
Playin’ poker at the
Time
I saw the golden Spittoon shine
We was gamblin’
From the heart
Sure as spittin’
Troubles gonna
Start
____Chorus____
Spitfire’s name
Was Cindy Lou
And she knew just
1672
What to do
She offered me a
Tobacy chew
Then started hockin’
And spittin’ too
(4 Bars)
He said she ain’t
Worth a gob of spit
Y’all
‘Cause “The Cowboy’s Dream”
Hangs on the wall
I skeeted tobacy
Juice
On his shoe
He spit in my eye
And then he drew
My bullet went right
Through his chest
And I guess you
Know the rest
He spewed one
Straight across the
Floor
It splashed and
Splattered
In the cuspidor
1673
____Chorus_____
Poker Face
Poker Face won at 21
And slots for fun
(Twice)
One-armed bandit
Single-handed
Took all my chump
Change
Stole my wife
She came to Deadwood
With me and got hooked
On cards and slot
Machines for life
A lucky jackpot
Is all she needs
I called Gamblers
Anonymously
She paid no heed
And lost my money
In break-neck speed
1674
Gold mining town of
Long long long ago
To the blackest hills
I will go
In the blackest hills
On earth I know
All because she loves
To gamble so
Playin’ poker 21 and
Slots for fun
She never had a
Sucker’s chance
I called the office
For an advance
I lost my job and
Salary
Now we were homeless
And in the street
Then she won blackjack
Ten straight
And she broke that
Daggum place
Poker Face
As if Mount Rushmore
Came alive
1675
A serious look came
On her face
We heard Wild Bill
And Calamity Jane
Roar
You bet Deadwood
Dick
You’re gonna win
For sure
She won poker
Stud poker
Playin’ poker
21 and slots for fun
_____Top_______
1676
How Long is a Piece of String
A fine howdy do
You’re hi-grade
It’s true
All shiny and new
Like gold in the mines
The mines in the hills
Your color is true
Charm me
Come on to me
Just don’t string me
Along
How long is longing
How long is a song
How long is love
As I measure the
Pleasure
That makes my happy
Heart sing
How long
How long is a piece
1677
Of string
There are those
Mysteries
In a world of men
And women
Meeting on rich
Common ground
The alchemy of
Relationships
That make investments
Sound
How small is a pinch
Of genuine gold
What price is pride
When it’s bought and
Sold
What gives life
That zip and zing
How long is a piece
Of string
Rapid City sure looks
Pretty
50,000 people strong
Because they cut a spool
1678
Of brown twine
Just so long
How blue is a black
Hill’s sky
How high can an eagle fly
How much is enough
Money to buy
A home stake until the day
That we die
I’m wondering
How long is a piece
Of string
1679
Trinkets for the Tourist
When Sitting Bull
Was standing tall
And Crazy Horse broke
Loose
They both stood up to
Custer
And his last stand
Was obtuse
As the treaty because
Greedy
And the white man
Broke the truce
So all the miners
Could jump for joy
When gold flowed
Through the sluice
Trinkets for the
Tourist
Sioux Gold
1680
Trinkets for the
Tourist
Bought and sold
You’re sitting on a
Gold mine
Sitting Bull
Get up off it
You can have the
Black Hills full
They’ll shaft you
Where the sun
Don’t ever shine
For the tourist
In a glory hole
Wankantanka left
Behind
The first thief in
The Black Hills
Was Ezra Kind
After trinkets for
The tourist
In a mine
____Chorus____
Trinkets for the tourist
1681
Trinkets for the tourist
Now look around
This land
And you will see
For the tourist
The money backed by
Sioux Gold
In this country
Indian blankets
Arts and crafts
Jewelry and paintings
Are a laugh
Gold made native
Americans
Go on the warpath
____Chorus____
Trinkets for the
Tourist
Robbed red people
Blind
1682
The Ghost of Potato Creek Johnny
She cried
Ouch couch
Potato Creek Johnny
You got the biggest
Nugget in town
She screamed
Ouch couch
Potato Creek Johnny
No bigger nugget
Can be found
She said
It’s bigger than the
Largest solid golden
Goose egg
First time I saw it
I pee’d down my leg
She moaned
Ouch couch
Potato Creek Johnny
You oughta be
In the wax museum
1683
Oh_______________
Ouch couch
Potato Creek Johnny
The old gal in the
Cabin exclaimed
She hollered
Ouch couch
Potato Creek Johnny
Calamity Jane was
Her name
She said
You got the biggest
Nugget
In the whole damn
Diggin’s
The greatest thrill
In the hills
Since Wild Bill’s
You wiry little bearded
Skinny short and narrow
You have to haul it
Around
In a wheelbarrow
1684
She sighed
Ouch couch
Potato Creek Johnny
You got the biggest
Nugget of all
Well_______________
I’m the ghost of
Potato Creek Johnny
I’ve got a lalapalooza
King size
I’m the ghost of
Potato Creek Johnny
I’m a bigger is
Better surprise
In motels and hotels
Girls yell and they
Cry
Ring my chimes
Couch Potato Creek
Ouch Couch Potato
Creek
Don’t be a slouch
Couch Potato Creek
You’re such a grouch
Couch Potato Creek
1685
I’m the ghost of
Potato Creek Johnny
I’ve got the world’s
Biggest nugget
And baby you’ll love it
Around in a wheelbarrow
I push and I shove it
It’s shiny and hard
Precious and rugged
I’ve got the world’s
Biggest nugget
For you
1686
Mount Moriah Mine
The hills were full
Of fools on fire
One foot in hell
One in Moriah
A Potter’s Field
Abandoned mine
Where Wild Bill rest
Beside Calam
And Preacher Smith’s
Good soul bedamned
To spend eternity
In mold and decay
I heard ‘em whisper
In the night
Deadwood could die
We need a strike
Of graveyard gold
To save the town today
Dig up the bones
And underneath
Gold dust of ghost
Towns
Shall bequeath
A buried treasure
Waiting for each one
1687
Enough pure gold
To assay by the ton
Ghoulish as it sounds
It’s there
A vein so rich
With pioneers
Their spirit shining
Fever pitch
I swear
Black haunted hills
And honky tonks
From bygone
Tinhorn greenhorn
Joints
When whores and stores
Were busy on Main
Street
Law and order
Got Jack McCall
They strung ‘em sky
High
After all
Hickok’s tombstone’s
The marker standing
Tall
Because his back
Was not against
The wall
1688
Black Holy Hills
Where miners hunt
And gamblers gunmen
And cowboys taunt
Scouts and the
th
7 Cavalry
Negro and Chinese
Restaurants
Station wagons
Headed west will want
To exhume the gold
From the cemetery mine
Where plinkers and
Plunkers
Of rugged nuggets
Shine
Mount Moriah’s the
Last abandoned gold
Mine
Mount Moriah’s
The best good fortune
You’ll ever find
Mount Moriah’s
Booty was in
Boot Hill
All the time
_____Top_____
1689
OBESITY
1690
Obesity
Title
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
Written
Copyright
Date
Page
No.
1. The Big Men’s Shop
Mom N’ Pop Music
Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
‘88
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1692
Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
‘87
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1695
Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
‘87
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1698
‘84
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1701
Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
‘87
Pau 1-494-633 ’91
1703
Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
‘69
Pau 1-687-604’92
1705
Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
Milt Matthews
‘67
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
1707
Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
‘68
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1709
2. One Thin Lover Deserves Another
Mom N’ Pop Music
3. Obesity
Mom N’ Pop Music
4. Big Sweet Guy Like Me
Mom N’ Pop Music
Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
5. Open Heart Surgery
Mom N’ Pop Music
6.
Big As a House
Mom N’ Pop Music
7.
Brand-New Old Love
Mom N’ Pop Music
8.
Physical Ed.
Mom N’ Pop Music
9.
That’s What We Git for Being Physically Fit
Mom N’ Pop Music
Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
Milt Matthews
‘68
Pau 1-687-604 ’92
1711
Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
‘81
Pau 1-494-633 ’91
1712
‘74
Pau 1-208-687 ’89
1714
10. High on the Hog
Mom N’ Pop Music
11. Nurse with the Rubber Glove
Mom N’ Pop Music
Robert E. Lee, Jnr.
1691
The Big Men’s Shop
I know now why we
Parted
You didn’t fit me
Baby
I’m a blue seersucker
With obesity
Darlin’
I walk alone
In wing tips
As in a daze
Honey
I’m wearing a belt
And suspenders
In a fat phase
Sugar
If fashion gets your
Passion
I’ll buy a slim Jim tie
I looked in the mirror
And saw a grotesque guy
Whose heart was broken
As his unzipped fly
1692
I shop for image
To hide a fool
I wanna look younger
Thinner cool
A fancy fatso
I just cannot be
In a huge red velvet sport
Coat
Well one hundred suits
Of clothes
Can’t make a better
Man of me
I need more than
A new wardrobe
On my bloated body
I’m a heavier man
Since you left
I eat all that I can
I just drink
And I dine
A giant
No woman
Can stand
1693
At the big men’s shop
Ain’t no medium or
Small
Only one size fits
All
Extra large is all
They got
From the bottom
To the top
One Thin Lover Deserves Another
1694
Weight problems
I’ve never known
Until I gained
The size I’ve grown
Now I weigh 300 lbs.
You say
Cool it papa
And slim back down
You use to moan in
Ecstasy
But now you’re groanin’
Under me
I use to be light
As a feather
Now we can’t seem to
Fit together
One thin lover
Deserves another
In the bed
One thin lover
Under the cover
You’ll discover
One thin lover
1695
Deserves another
Like I said
Don’t look no further
Unless you’d rather
Just be friends instead
Well I remember my
Youth
When I was thinner
With ripplin’ muscles
Then I was a winner
But now I’m passing my
Prime
I’m bigger and older
But that’s no excuse
Because I still have
Broad shoulders
I’m a sensitive man
So don’t hurt my feelings
Let’s make love again
Raw passion revealing
One thin lover
Deserves another
Man or wife
In this life
One thin lover
1696
Deserves another
Look in my eyes
I’ll reduce my size
One thin lover
Deserves another
Not big as a whale
When all diets fail
One thin lover
Deserves another
Like you
Obesity
1697
Obesity
Obesity
Is spreading over
My body
Obesity
Obesity
Is absolutely killing
Me
Obesity
Obesity
Brings out the hungry
Beast you see
Obesity
Obesity
Won’t ever let me be
Fat free
I wish that I was
Anorexic
I’m bigger than the
State of Texas
Bulimia’s too dangerous
My greedy gut is ‘bout
To bust
You should be the
1698
Sweetest thing I do
Morning noon and evening
Too
But I could have a
Stroke and be
Dying while you’re
Lovin’ me
I sing O
Oh I just can’t help
Myself
B - - - - --------------Bingeing off my cupboard
Shelf
E - - - - ---------------Eating ev’rything
In sight
Raiding my refrigerator
Late at night
S - - - - ----------------Sweet sugar wets my
Appetite
I - - - - ----------------I’ll swear off ev’ry
Thing but you
1699
T - - - - ----------------Time will tell a year
From now
Y - - - - ----------------Y. M. C. A.
Shows you how
I’m roly-poly
A swollen bloated
Bulging guy
Biggie piggie
Jelly belly
I could cry
Chubby tubby
Obese baby
I could die
Heavy honey
Dumpy darlin’
But I’m thin in your
Eyes
_______Top_______
Big Sweet Guy Like Me
1700
How could you leave
A big sweet guy like me
You called me sugar
Pet names like honey
But when you left me
It wasn’t funny
Oh no
How could you go
You know that I will
Grieve
How could you leave
A big sweet guy like
Me
I bought you candy
Perfume and flowers
I had love power
But love turned sour
On me
Down on my knees
I beg you baby please
How could you leave
You said there was no
1701
Substitute
For my sugar
You use to call me
Sweetheart
It was so good to you
You use to treat me
Like a chocolate man
Of stature
Good enough to eat
I made love gentle
And sentimental
Never a problem
Just instrumental
And nice
Oh darling why
Do you make me cry
How could you leave
A big sweet guy like
Me
How could you leave
I’m just a big sweet guy
Open Heart Surgery
1702
I had open-heart surgery
You broke my heart
You broke my heart
I had a triple
Bypass emergency
You tore it apart
You tore it apart
You broke my heart
And caused me such misery
My poor heart is an open
Wound
Complications of the heart
Are my gloom and doom
You broke my heart
Your love blocked my artery
You broke my heart
You broke my heart
You tore it apart
You tore it apart
I had a serious operation
You broke my heart
You broke my heart
1703
I’m on a major medication
You tore it apart
You tore it apart
I had a heartache
Examination
Called a heart specialist
For consultation
I had passion palpitations
You broke my heart
I wrote the Heart
Association
I had heart failure
And problems
Now I’m in need
Of a heart donation
I want a pacemaker
And a transplant
Plus cupid’s dart
Hospitalization
You broke my heart
You broke my heart
You tore it apart
You tore it apart
1704
Big as a House
My lonely world is big
As a house
Baby since you’ve been
Gone
As a haunted house
On a hill
As a house
Since you put me down
My world is big as a
House
A house I walk around in
The house you put me down
In
My world is big as a bed
A bed we use to sleep in
The bed that we would leap
In
When you said that you
Were mine
We stayed in it all the
Time
1705
Sounds insane but the
Ghost of you remains
The shades are drawn
All the signs of life
Inside are gone
Guess I’ll have to live
Alone
By myself a shut-in
Stay at home
Locked inside to weep
Moan and groan
_______Top_______
1706
Brand-New Old Love
I got me a brand-new old love
There is something different
About you
You’re not the same in so many
Ways
There is something different
So very very different
Baby I’m so amazed
Because you’ve changed
Some
And you’ve gained some
Weight in the right
Place
Got real pretty in the
Face
Now I can’t find
One little trace
Of my true old love
Are you the same sweet
Thing
Who use to be
My ever lovin’ baby gee
1707
You’ve changed
Some
And you’ve gained some
Weight in the right
Place
Got real pretty in the
Face
Now I can’t find
One little trace
Of my true old love
Physical Ed
1708
Physical ed
Physical ed
Love is physical education
Like I said
Physical ed
Physical ed
If you’re love starved
Overweight or underfed
Good lovin’ ain’t nothin’
But physical ed
You do back flips
Stand on your head
You spend your love
Life joggin’ ‘round
So you can do push-ups
And downs
And that’s the exercise
You do
When you are makin’
Love it’s true
And healthy lovin’ is
What you git
When you’re in love
And physically fit
1709
_______Top______
Strong lovin’ ain’t
Nothin’ but muscle soul
For ev’rybody young
And old
Too much broad jumpin’
‘Round the town
And you can’t hardly
Lift a pound
No matter if you’re fat
Or thin
No sweat you love with
The shape you’re in
So good advice to you
Women and men
Is to keep on doin’
Them deep knee bends
______Top_______
That’s What We Git for Being Physically Fit
1710
That’s what we git
For being physically fit
That’s what we git
For being physically fit
Hut two three four
Hut two three four
My sergeant is a rough man
He’ll always be a tough man
He makes me dig a deep foxhole
From the enemy
My captain is a strong man
He does his best to
Understand
I’m asking him politely
If he’ll let me have leave
Nightly
When we go off
To a foreign
Shore
If we make love
We’ll win the war
Hut two three four
Man my feet are sore
______Top______
High on the Hog
1711
We’re high on the hog
We’re dining on frog
Champagne candlelight
We’re high class tonight
Chic elegant scene
Chauffeured limousine
We put on the dog
Your love is a feast
You bring out the beast
You’re caviar to me
My delicacy
We’re fried to the gills
In Beverly Hills
Let’s go out and jog
1712
What’s that smells like
Chittlins
The market’s fairly midlin’
Truffles make good gravy
My broker came to pay me
Take off your fur
And jewelry
Let’s adjourn to the Jacuzzi
I’m bringin’ home the bacon
I’m movin’ and I’m shakin’
_______Top_______
Nurse with the Rubber Glove
1713
She came in the room
Dressed in white
Good lookin’ woman
Dark as night
She said I won’t
Give you any pain
Pull off your pants
And underwear
Lay on the table
Don’t have no fear
I’ll lubricate
And give you
The fickle finger
Of fate
Spread your cheeks
And don’t be shame
It won’t hurt
That’s why I came
The doctor said
You won’t let him
Do this test
For prostrate
1714
Trouble
And colon cancer
This is the only
Cocksure answer
Don’t be afraid
‘Cause you won’t
Feel a thing
She put the glove
On her hand
And I began to
Sing - - - I been goin’ from
Doctor
To doctor to doctor
But still I feel I
Can’t get the right pills
To cure my ills
I been goin’ from
Woman
To woman to woman
I gotta find a nurse
To make a house call
First
And operate as my love
‘Cause the agony’s worse
1715
I’m dreaming of
Lord I’m gonna burst
Gotta find a nurse
Angel above
I got the grown man’s
Curse
With the rubber glove
Nurse with the rubber
Glove
I been going from
Intensive care
To intensive care
To intensive care
To get an injection
Of real affection
In my blood
I been going from
Critical list
To critical list
To critical list
For the velvet touch
I need so much
To save my life
Well I’ll be damned
1716
I passed the exam
Escaped the surgeons
Knife
Old squeamish me
Extreme anxiety
She used TLC
Push came to shove
Gentle as a dove
The nurse with the
Rubber glove
Operated with love
1717
STINK LOOK
1718
Stink Look
Title
Publisher
Songwriter
Date
Written
Copyright
Date &No.
Page
No.
Aug. 25,1995
1720
Stink Look
’90
1719
Stink Look
Part I
(Victim)
Youth gangz
Foul air
With fear
Some young
Az 11
187-crime fumez
Stink to high
Heaven
(Gangsta)
Sucka what‘cha doin'
Givin' me a stink look
Sissy I'll bust
A cap in your behind
Don't funk your face
Or turn your nose up
Grin ear to ear
You lost your mind
You think I farted
Givin' me a stink look
'Cause I got wack
Breath
And way B.O.
1720
I'd kick your punk
Azz
Back in the day
Right now I'll pop you
And your bitch ho
(Victim)
The hood iz nasty
The hoodz so filthy
The garbage truckz
Don't wanna come
Them welfare low lifez
Live in the butt crack
Of poot sac city
Deep in the ghetto
Slum
Now I was shoppin'
With my Mrz.
We just bought uz
Some groceriez
When a young thug
Came walkin' over
On the parkin' lot
With 2 tough friendz
Stinkin' mean
Stinkin' dirty
Stinkin' scary
Stinkin' black
1721
He had his right hand
In hiz waist band
Intimidated
I dropped my plastic
Sack
He whispered
Stink look
Muthasucka
Then he pulled
A tech 9 out
He shot my wife
And me for lookin'
He took my wallet
Car keyz
Crippled me
Snatched her purse
And stole her life
Stink look
Don't diz me
Muthasucka
That'z what they say
Now
Out on the streetz
The streetz of Venice
Long Beach and L.A.
Avert your eyez
Or face defeat
1722
They made a stink look
At the crime scene
And scared eye
Witnessez
So they won't talk
The police come
Gang memberz
Stand there
Him and hiz homiez
Don't have to run
Another stink look
When we got in court
The judge iz helplezz
He let'z them go
They Bogart me
For testifyin'
Say I'm a lyin'
Mutha so & so
1723
You made a stink
Look
Muthasucka
That'z what they
Say now
Out on the streetz
The streetz of Detroit
D.C. and New York
Chicago B D'z
I don't wanna meet
Stink look
Yo’ token niggaz
That'z what they
Shout now
Out on the streetz
The streetz all over
Urban America
Expensive sneakerz
On their toe jammed
Feet
What'z up with
Stink look
That'z a no no
Like spittin' in
Gangbanger'z face
Now heed my wordz
Inhuman turdz
Society frownz
At toxic waste
1724
(Gangsta)
You don't have the
Right
To disapprove
Starin' at me
What’cha see
Why you stink lookin'
Me
Sidewayz
Peepin'
Twisted law n' odor
Expressionz
Let me know
You think you too
Good
For me
Smarter hipper
Richer better
You try and put me in
My place
I don't play
My 9 m.m.'z pointed
In your face
1725
There goez your nose
Up in the air
Don't squint your
Eyez
I'm king of these
Streetz
My stink look
Can't be beat
You sniff a whiff
Of hoodlum tension
You smellin' a felon
My aroma'z hot n'
Burnin' atmosphere
Yeah I likez my
Powerful smell
(Bystanderz' chant to victim)
You made a stink
Look Mr.
You made a stink
Look man
Your stink look killed thiz sista
Her blood iz on your handz
1726
(Victim to all)
I made a stink look
People
That'z what bystanderz
Said
I just saw my sweet
Ol’ lady
Stink lookin'
Gang banged dead
(Gangsta to all)
If I could take stink
Through a needle
I would shoot it
Through the nose
I would snort it
Through my pipe
I would smoke it
I'm stinkin' good
N' strong
Between my legz
And under my armz
Stinkin' iz my
Strength n' charm
1727
(Gangsta to victim)
Stinkin'z why you
So afraid
Of my nappy dredz
And braidz
Don't check me out
I'm crazy
Don't scope me
I'm mad
Don't probe me
I'm cold-blooded
I smoked
10 Godfatherz
3 Bluntz
1 Splif
I'm a mean muthasucka
Don't gimmie no lip
I smoke PCP
And freebase too
I'm a baad muthasucka
And I'll smoke you
I rob armored
Truckz
And city bankz
I'm the slammin'
Muthasucka
In the criminal rankz
1728
Take down big casinoz
Just for luck
Jacked Las Vegaz
For a million buckz
You made a stink
Look
Slick popz
You funked your
Face at me
You made a stink
Look
Big-time
You frowned your
Face
Ugly
B.S. n' jive house bama
Uppity Uncle Tom
Siditty white man'z
Flunky
I'm a rollin' dope
Smokin'
Stink bomb
1729
(Victim)
Black on black
Black on black
Black on black
Black on black
Unsavory flava
Rotten sour
Behavior
On the elevator
Of life
(Gangsta)
I'm a F.U. gangsta
No wannabe
Pranksta
Hitman kid killa
With O.J.'z knife
You the fumigator
Odor eliminator
I'll stink thiz
Mutha
I don't wipe
1730
You my odor-eater
On the odor-meter
My armstrong
Cockstrong
Killed your wife
You don't have the
Right
To disapprove
Stink look at me
And kill my groove
Watch what’cha see
Stink lookin' me
I'm in the house
You be a mouse
Stink look
Hey - - Yeah in your book
I'm a baby fresh crook
Sweat me and make my
Toe jam cook
Don't ever let our eyez
Hook
Ev'rythang I got
I took
1731
You think you too
Good
For me
Smarter better
You smell dead rat n'
Wino pee
A scum bag full
Thiz sociopath
Don't take no bath
There goez your nose
Up in the air
Don't squint your eyez
When you see me
Standin' here
Stink look
Out on the street
Don't try to I.D. me
Stink look
I ain't no video
On a MTV show
Stink look
Don't trip on me
When I'm chillin'
I still be killin'
1732
Stink look
I'll smoke you
For some stuff
Like that
Have your raw gutz
Spillin'
Stink look
P.U. crook
In your book
Stink look
I took 'n
Stole your mama's
Pocketbook
Quit givin' me that
Stink look
I'm from the hood
I got you shook
You better smile
At thiz juvenile
Stink look
Stop shootin' daggerz
At my world
Sell out
1733
Stink look
If lookz could kill
You'd murder
Gangsta boyz n' girlz
No doubt
Stink look
I'll get all y’all
Studyin' in school
Stink look
Pull the trigga
On you niggaz
Cool n' cruel
So we better not have
No eye contact
I'm a pit bull dog
And I'll attack
I got hollow head bulletz
Don't mizz my markz
I'd beat stink lookz
Off Rosa Parkz
I don't go to no
Pizz pussy school
I blow brainz out
Chump snot nose fool
1734
So tell your face
I don't play that stuff
Stop twistin' squintin'
And frownin' up
In my bucket ride
I reek
Of 40 ounce
Don't make me freak
If I see a stink look
On a face
When I'm hangin' n'
Slangin'
In some strange place
I'm gonna pull my
Glock 10 out
And waste somebody
When they pout
Don't stop n' stare
Gaze off elsewhere
If a gangsta'z
Standin' there
I give my neighborz
Such a scare
Make 'em mezz
They underwear
1735
When I'm in public
Y'all beware
Don't go eye to eye
Nobody dare
Stink look
O-o-o-w
You think I'm just
A funky skunky crook
Stink look
O-o-o-w
I snatched your mama'z
Empty pocketbook
Stink look
O-o-o-w
I'm from the hood
Where pryin' spyin'
Eyez don't hook
Soon young gang
Memberz
Under 10 n' 12
Be runnin' posse'z
By theyselvez
My stink iz spreadin'
All around
Soon I'll come
Stinkin' up your town
1736
You'll know me
By my baggy pose
Just put a clothez pin
On ya nose
My scent could skunk
Out
10 bloodhounds
I'm husky musty
Black n' brown
I been to prison
I been to jail
Son of a bitch
I'm goin' to hell
Goddamn y'all work
From 9 to 5
If you wanna live
And stay alive
Better keep your
4 eyez
In your head
Don't stink look me
Hear what I said
We 3'z a gang
Ain't no gang truce
Tall dark n' handsome
Just like Juice
1737
Football hero
Movie star
Deodorizer in hiz
Car
We think O.J. iz
Innocent
It'z a racist frame-up
Izn't it
We think O.J. iz
Innocent
Caught in a web
Of circumstance
We think O.J.
Iz innocent
In spite of all
The evidence
Part II
(Victim to gangsta)
Now go to the mirror
Experience
A stink look
First hand
1738
Repeat after me
I ain't no angry
Young black man
Say Yummy won't no
Angel
Black disciplez
Have a devilish
Smell
Yeah Chicago haz the
Youngest baby killaz
Hired gunz to sell
Yummy smoked
A little school girl
He'z the stinkiest
Dead pee wee
That thiz stinkin'
Old world
Iz ever gonna see
Now curse that lame
Named Skipper
For beatin' Rosa Parkz
In her home
Lord I'd be Jack
The Ripper
If I could get him all
Alone
1739
Crack head Marion Berry
D.C. better worry
The power of the pipe
Can carry
Grave resultz
Makin' him mayor
Was a stink Insult
Say O.J. ain't no hero
# 32 ain't zero
If he killed those
People solo
Like they say
And hiz blood matchez
The murder scene
Blood DNA
Then right iz wrong
And wrong iz right
Today
May gang victim ghosts
Of ghetto'z
Haunt you
And taunt you
Pounce upon you
And drive beside
Your ride
Drive by
With innocent eyez
1740
All the onez you
Gunned down
Young n' old
A parade of lost dead
Soulz
Obituariez come to
Life
All of those buried
Are comin' back from
The grave
To stink look you
With my wife
Don't check me out
I'm crazy
Don't scope me
Now I'm mad
Muthasucka
Don't probe me
I'm cold-blooded
With stinkin'
Despisin' eyez
To punish you
You'll see the biggest
Stink look
Will come from me
When I vote for
The death penalty
1741
If I have to run for
Office
I'll campaign
'Til you're found guilty
Then I'll watch 'em
Execute you
With a smile
Though you're young
And only a gangsta
Ghetto child
1742
(Gangsta to all)
Give the gangz them
Good jobz
And we won't have to kill n'
Rob
Don't stink eye me ya
Snob
Then at funeralz you
Won't sob
You don't want no crime
Mob
So turn open that door
Nob
Quit actin' like Bourgie
Bob
A Cripz a crab and a
Bloodz a slob
And put a father back
In the home to make
A family
(Victim to gangsta and all)
Not just Iraq n’ Afghanistan
Need liberation
What about our inner
Citiez
Send in the marinez
1743
Occupy the projectz
Place all gangz under
24-hour surveillance
Via The Anti-violence
Alliance
I started thiz grazz rootz
Organization
When you killed my
Spouse
We are angry
Strapped and dangerouz
We're self-righteouz
And indignateouz
We'll put you offensive
Typez away
Position the National
Guard
On the roof topz
Ev'ryday
Keep 'em posted on the
Streetz
Have patrolz all night
In carz
Fly chopperz in the
Air
Install manned metal
Detectorz
Ev'rywhere
Oh yeah
1744
Legalize the drugz
Buy back all the gunz
All the smokin' gunz
Lockup anyone
Under the sun
Who aimz to pull
A trigga
And callz his brutha
Nigga
Then when your putrid
Stench subsidez
The good folkz won't
Have to hide
(ALL)
We'll pass love
Air freshenerz
All around
Spray love fragrance
In ev'ry town
Run outlawz clean
Out of bounds
Dance sing n' shout
1745
Deodorize thiz land
People huggin' n' shakin'
Handz
Stink eyez never
More
Peaceful shore to
Shore
We're distinctly free
God gave uz
Instinct to see
That stink lookz
Can be
Extinct
And defunct
History - - - - - - - - - - Stink look - - - -o-o-o-w
No more stinky funky
Gangsta crookz
Ain't no more
Stink look - - - - o-o-o-w
To jack my mama'z
Gucci pocketbook
Gucci Gucci Gucci
1746
I'm from the hood
A clean upz all it
Took
Incense n' flowerz
Make skid row
A perfumed
Shady nook
Ev'rybody'z
Distinctly free
We don't need a
Thank God for the
Good instinct to see
They'll never be a
We know now all
Stink lookz can be
Defunct n' extinct
And forever more
History
All acrozz this sweet
N' blessed land
1747
Nobody getz a
Ghetto people
Huggin' n'
Shakin' handz
Nobody givez a
It'z peaceful in
The projectz
East coast to west coast
You'll never see a
That killed
My wife
And terrified black poor peepz
Stink looks are wiped
Out
Now n' forever more
Stink look - - - - - - - - - O-o-o-
These are the gifted, recording artists I picked for the first wave
1748
of this cash commissioned, commercial charity, hot 100, chart
challenge. As composer, head of artists and reportoire, plus,
producer, I feel confident that this list will deliver the goods to
Black American Neighborhoods in Need, Nationwide.
1. AC-DC
2. Paula Abdul
3. Alabama
4. The 5 Blind Boys
of Alabama
5. Ernestine Anderson
6.
Little Anthony
&
The Imperials
7.
Frankie Avalon
8.
Gerald Austin
&
The Manhattans
9.
Patti Austin
10.
Joan Baez
11.
Anita Baker
12. Fontella Bass
1749
13. Shirley Bassey
14. Kathleen Battle
15. Harry Belefonte
16. Pat Benatar
17. Tony Bennett
18. George Benson
19. Bobby Bland
20. Debbie Boone
21. Pat Boone
22. The Oak Ridge Boys
23. Boyz II Men
24. Teresa Brewer
25. James Brown
26. Ruth Brown
27. Peabo Bryson
1750
28. Solomon Burke
29. Kenny Burrell
30. Sam Butera
&
The Wildest
31. Jerry Butler
32. The Cadillacs
33. Glen Campbell
34. Tevin Campbell
35. Irene Cara
36. Miriah Carey
37. Vicki Carr
38. Diahann Carroll
39.Clarence Carter
39. The Captain
&
Tennille
40. Shirley Ceasar
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41. Ray Charles
42. Chubby Checker
43. Petula Clark
44. Roy Clark
45. Joe Cocker
46. Natalie Cole
47. Judy Collins
48. The Commodores
49. Harry Connick, Jr.
50. Rita Coolidge
51. Randy Crawford
52. Robert Cray
53. Crosby Stills
&
Nash
54. Andre Crouch
55. The Jazz Crusaders
1752
56. Bo Diddley
57. Vic Damone
58. Doris Day
59. The Dells
60. The Delphonics
61. The 5th Dimension
62. Celine Dion
63. Floyd Dixon
64. The Dirty Dozen Band
65. Placido Domingo
66. Fats Domino
67. Shirley Goodman
68. Earth Wind and Fire
69. Eddie Fisher
70. Dennis Edwards
1753
71. The Emotions
72. Gloria Estefan
73. Jose Faliciano
74. Michael Feinstein
75. Freddy Fender
76. Roberta Flack
77. The Flamingos
78. Eddie Floyd
79. Connie Francis
81. Aretha Franklin
82. The Four Freshmen
83. Art Garfunkel
84. Crystal Gayle
85. Vince Gill
86. Boy George
1754
87. Eydie Gorme
88. Robert Goulet
89. Amy Grant
90. Gogi Grant
91. Dobie Gray
92. Al Green
93. Macy Gray
94. Rosey Grier
95. Buddy Guy
96. The Edwin Hawkins Singers
97. Isaac Hayes
98. Richie Havens
99. Jon Hendricks
100.Jennifer Holiday
101. Linda Hopkins
102. Lena Horne
1755
103. Shirley Horn
104. Pookie Hudson
105. Englebert Humperdinck
106. Thelma Houston
107. Julio Iglesias
108. James Ingram
109. The Isley Brothers
110. Freddy Jackson
111. Chuck Jackson
112. Janet Jackson
113. Quincy Jones
114. Michael Jackson
115.The Jackson 5
116. Ahmad Jamal
117. Etta James
1756
118. Al Jarreau
119. Herb Jeffries
120. Olivia Newton John
121. Tom Jones
122. Dr. John
123. Booker T. Jones & the MG’s
124. George Jones
125. Grace Jones
126. Jack Jones
127. Jimmy Jones
128. The 5 Keys
129. Chaka Khan
130. B. B. King
131. Ben E. King
132. Eartha Kitt
1757
133. Gladys Knight
134. Kool and the Gang
135. Lenny Kravitz
136. LL Cool J
137. Patti LaBelle
138. Kd Lang
139. Julius LaRosa
140. Steve Lawrence
141. Brenda Lee
142. Julian Lennon
143. Huey Lewis and the News
144. Jerry Lee Lewis
145. Ramsey Lewis
146. Abby Lincoln
147. Little Richard
148. Tone Loc
1758
149. Darlene Love
150. Gloria Lynn
151. Loretta Lynn
152. Lulu
153. Nellie Lutcher
154. Taj Mahal
155. Mariam Makeba
156. The Marsalis Family
157. Barbara Mason
158. Wynton Marsalis
159. The Marvelettes
160. Johnny Mathis
161. Delbert McClintock
162. Michael McDonald
163. Bobby McFerrin
1759
164. The McNeil Jubilee Singers
165. The McQuire Sisters
166. Bette Midler
167. Phil Medley
168. Liza Minnelli
169. Melba Moore
170. The Memphis Horns
171. The Mighty Clouds of Joy
172. J. P. Morgan
173. Sergio Mendes
174. Sam Moore
175. Barbara Morrison
176. Ann Murray
177. The Neville Brothers
178. Wayne Newton
1760
179. Jessye Norman
180. Odetta
181. The O’Jays
182. Johnny Otis
183. Patti Page
184. Dolly Parton
185. Les Paul
186. Peter Paul & Mary
187. Luciano Pavarotti
188. Freda Payne
189. The Penquins
190. Ann Peoples
191. The Persuasions
192. Wintley Phipps
193. Wilson Pickett
194. The Platters
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195. The Ohio Players
196. The Pointer Sisters
197. Billy Preston
198. Charley Pride
199. Lloyd Price
200. Leontyne Price
201. Della Reese
202. Boonie Raitt
203. Diane Reeves
204. Martha Reeves
&
The Vandellas
205. Linda Ronstadt
206. Kenny Rogers
207. Annie Ross
208. Diana Ross
1762
209. Otis Rush
210. Sade
211. Carlos Santana
212. Diane Schuur
213. Jimmy Scott
214. The Sensational Nightingales
215. Marlena Shaw
216. Bobby Short
217. Percy Sledge
218. Frank Sinatra, Jr.
219. The Staple Singers
220. The Spinners
221. Jimmy Smith
222. Johnny Smith’s Ink Spots
223. Phoebe Snow
224. Joanie Sommers
1763
225. Ronnie Spector
226. The Statlers
227. Barbra Streisand
228. Candi Staton
229. The Soul Stirrers
230. Sly Stone
231. The Swallows
232. Sweet Honey in the Rock
233. Lou Rawls
234. Helen Reddy
235. Take 6
236. James Taylor
237. KoKo Taylor
238. The Temptations
239. Carla Thomas
1764
240. Irma Thomas
241. The Four Tops
242. Manhatten Transfer
243. Ike Turner
244. Tina Turner
245. Jerry Vale
246. Luther Vandross
247. Billy Vera
248. Vienna Choir Boys
249. Albertina Walker
250. War
251. Dionne Warwick
252. Gerald Wiggins
253. Andy Williams
254. Denice Williams
1765
255. Roger Williams
256. Nancy Wilson
257. Vanessa Williams
258. Stevie Wonder
259. The Winans Family
260. Frankie Valli
&
The Four Seasons
Those recording artists left off this list may be known successful
songwriter, singers who can simply volunteer to donate their own original
material for this project. Then all others not listed here, feel free to contact
us as to your interest with us and you will be most welcome. Any
unknowns who are interested must auditioned by sending a CD or tape of
your skills. This invitation also applies to all interested producers,
songwriters, arrangers, and last but not least musicians.
E-mail at: [email protected]
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