Loscon 34 Program Book
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Loscon 34 Program Book
Loscon 34 Welcome to the Logbook of the “DIG” LAX Marriott November 23 - 25, 2007 Robert J. Sawyer Author Guest Theresa Mather Artist Guest Capt. David West Reynolds Fan Guest Dr. James Robinson Music Guest 1 2 Table of Contents Anime .................................. Pg 68 Art Show .............................. Pg 66 Awards Evans-Freehafer ................ Pg 56 Forry ................................. Pg 57 Rotsler .............................. Pg 58 Autographs .......................... Pg 73 Bios Author Guest of Honor .........Pg 8-11 Artist Guest of Honor ........ Pg 12-13 Music Guest of Honor ........ Pg 16-17 Fan Guest of Honor ................. Pg 14 Program Guests ........... Pg 30-37 Blood Drive ........................... Pg 53 Chair’s Message .................. Pg 4-5 Children’s Programming ........ Pg 68 Committee & Staff ............. Pg 6-7 Computer Lounge ................ Pg 62 Con Suite ............................. Pg 62 Daily Zine ............................. Pg 72 Dealers’ Room ...................... Pg 61 Exhibits ................................ Pg 69 Fan Tables ............................ Pg 72 Fanzine Lounge .................... Pg 40 Filking ............................. Pg 64-65 Gaming ................................. Pg 69 Guide: Advertisers ....................... Pg 80 Program Book Art ............. Pg 80 Convention Map .......... Pg 40-41 Hall Costume Awards ........... Pg 60 History LASFS ......................... Pg 50-55 Loscon ........................ Pg 48-49 Ice Cream Social ................... Pg 58 Information .......................... Pg 61 Kids’ Night Out ..................... Pg 63 Listening Lounge .................. Pg 71 Masquerade .......................... Pg 59 Members List ................. Pg 75-79 Office / Lost & Found .......... Pg 71 Photography/Videotape Policies .... Pg 70 Programming Panels ....... Pg 38-47 Regency Dancing .................. Pg 62 Registration .......................... Pg 71 Room Parties ........................ Pg 63 Security Rules & Regulations ..... Pg 70,73 No Smoking Policy ............. Pg 73 Weapons Policy ........... Pg 70,73 Special Needs ....................... Pg 60 Special Stories Peking Man .................. Pg 18-22 Dr. Arizona and the: Planet of the Mummies ... Pg 24-25 Quasi-Mayan Menace ... Pg 26-27 Fossils of Mars ............. Pg 28-29 Teen Programming ............... Pg 66 Toy Drive ............................. Pg 47 Volunteers ........................... Pg 73 3 A Message From The Expedition Leader Excavation Report for Loscon 34: The Dig Several years ago when I came up with the idea of an Archaeology Theme for a Loscon convention, it was simply a pipe dream and it still stuns me that it has become a reality. I thank all the LASFS members who voted me the opportunity to share this dream with them and to all my wonderful dedicated committee members who have helped me make it come true. As always with any convention chair looking back, I know that I could have done better in many areas but was also taught many things, including to trust in the people I selected. Through all the trials and tribulations that affected me physically, technically and financially over the past year, this outstanding committee has picked up the slack when needed and showed their tremendous ability to perform their volunteer jobs even in the face of their own difficulties. I especially thank my vice-chair Sherri Benoun, my secretary Marcia Minsky, and Arlene Satin for keeping me up to date when I had communication problems and providing much moral support. Meanwhile, I thank both Tadao Tomomatsu and Christian McGuire for sharing with me their knowledge as well as their confidence that I could do this job. Above all I would like to thank my late friend Michael Mason and dedicate this excavation to his memory since most of my ideas developed in long, often late-night, conversations with him. that such characters can be found historically, but using them in a futuristic context just seems anachronistic to me. Unfortunately, most of these treatments do seem to see archaeologists, along with their methods and ethics, as being as trapped in the ancient past as its field of study is. Paleontology has been a bit better treated by science fiction as a field of scientific study with a future, even if a potentially disastrous one ala “Jurassic Park”. Still, unfortunately, most of the paleontology related stories have centered around not paleontology as a field but around the discovery of a live dinosaur (think “wonderful old object”). In fact, paleontological science fiction has its own bane in that most stories seem to be stuck in the Cretaceous. By holding a science fiction convention with a theme specifically looking at the future of these two fields of study, I hope that I might inspire some leaders in the field of science fiction to improve the treatment of archaeology and paleontology in their work. Archaeology is a scientific field that has been frequently overlooked or ill-used in science fiction. Most often archaeology can only be found as a launching point or other plot item, usually in the form of a discovery of a wonderful old object. Sometimes these stories decide to follow the “Indiana Jones” model and have the main character as an archaeologist that seems to spend all his/her time trying to find some particular treasure and fighting evil figures to do so. It is true 4 The Guests of Honor for Loscon 34 were specially selected with this theme in mind. Robert J. Sawyer has explored both paleontology and archaeology themes in his writing. His Quintaglio series has shown dinosaurs as they might have evolved if their extinction was avoided. One of these dinosaurs is even shown performing standard paleontological/archaeological methods and further explores the gray area which merges these two sciences (which are simply currently separated by the absence/presence of intelligence). It still strikes me as fate that the logo for Loscon 34, which was developed long before I selected him as GOH, mirrors a picture that he already had on his website. My Artist Guest of Honor Theresa Mather has explored a wide range of artistic expression by painting on a variety of materials. These works are what she has become well-known for within the science fiction convention circuit. Dragons are a common theme in her artwork and, to stretch the connection a bit, dinosaur bones are considered to be the basis of the development of dragon mythology. Theresa also has explored the history of a particular mode of artistic expression by restoring carousels and doing the necessary historical research involved. Since this work involves an aspect of material culture, it can be in fact categorized within the fields of historical archaeology, museum studies, and even experimental archaeology. I must admit that my choice of her for Artist Guest of Honor was also highly influenced by our collaborative work. My Fan Guest of Honor could be considered to not be a “traditional” choice. David West Reynolds is an archaeologist like me, but it was specifically his research related to Star Wars as reported in the “Star Wars Insider” that first brought him to my attention many years ago. I vowed then that if I ever ran a convention he would be one of my guests. Someone who would go to the lengths to travel to Tunisia to find the filming locations for the original Star Wars trilogy is definitely a true blue fan. His story since then is one of a fan that has “made it” and now can be considered a definite professional in his field. It is his contribution to Star Wars and Indiana Jones fandom through his writing and work that I am honoring by making him Fan Guest of Honor. He has brought to the rest of us the many facts and information that real fans appreciate, and the skills he brought to the task he acquired due to his archaeological training. This might not be the more traditional “Fan Guest of Honor” 5 interpretation but hey ... I’m the chair ;). Dr. James Robinson came to my attention many years ago as “Dr. Jane”. Every time I was introduced as an archaeologist at a convention, it was inevitable that the person would then respond with “Do you know Dr. Jane?”. The gift of several CD’s made me determined to have him present as a Music Guest of Honor. The aspect of those CD’s that impressed me was the song writing skill involved in capturing the spirit of paleontology into song. Even if he did not continue as a paleontologist, I still wanted to honor that song writing ability as well as to honor him for the contributions he has made to the filk community at large. I hope you all get to benefit from my selections and get a feeling for the wide expanse of expressions of our theme. Loscon began primarily as a literary science fiction convention but has over the years expanded to being a general science fiction convention exploring all avenues of expression. This development has mirrored the expansion of the field of science fiction itself. Our community can now be viewed as a sub-culture with its own individual sub-cultures. In this respect, I have always viewed a general science fiction convention like Loscon as an opportunity for all these sub-cultures to get together and celebrate our larger community. It is a time to share our individual interests and enthusiasms with like-minded people and help to inspire the acceptance of the unordinary that we collectively ascribe to but do not always practice. Here at Loscon I hope that you explore outside your own sub-sub-culture and make contact with and enjoy the wide range of opportunities available to you here. If you leave Loscon with nothing else, I hope you leave with an understanding of the width of our science fiction culture and that you have excavated a wider amount of it than you have ever before (even if you still didn’t quite get it). Keep Digging, Dr. Susan “Arizona” Gleason, Chair LosCon 34 Committee Dr. Susan “Arizona” Gleason Brett Achorn Brad Achorn Tadao Tomomatsu Melina Levesque Elizabeth Klein-Lebbink Jerome Scott Staff Mary Jane Jewell Charles Matheny Janet Baernstein Sheri Taylor Marilyn “Fuzzy” Niven Autographs Regina Reynante Belly Jam Kristine Cherry Blood Drive Dennis Cherry Kristine Cherry Children’s Programming Alison Stern Staff Lucy Stern Jester Evil Red Con Suite Janet “Lt. J.G. Smoothie” Pedersen Staff Elonda Castro Barbara Newton Thomas Bustos Jonathan Bustos Cassandra Bustos Costume Station Maria Rodriguez Dealers’ Room Kris Bauer Second Greg “Grunt” Bilan Third Warren “Peace” Johnson Decorations Casey Bernay Staff Ruth Judkowitz Dig Box Mike Stern Lucy Stern Dig Mom Colleen Savitzky Events Coordinator Katt Thornton Fan Tables Greg “Grunt” Bilan Filking Lee Gold Staff Barry Gold Barney Evans Greg Gross Gaming Terry Newton Barry Lew Patrick Havert Victor Bugg Barksdale Hales Darnell Coleman Tom Safer Guest Liaison Janis Olson Staff Wendy Newton Vicki Shapiro Amy Dienhart Rob “Gizmo” Powell Allie Bennett Allison Stern Hall Costumes Anne Morrel Staff “Wild Bill” Ellern Hotel Christian “Shovel” McGuire Seconds Joyce “Indiana” Hooper Kim Marks Brown Third Darnell Coleman Ice Cream Social Information Internet Lounge Chair Anime Staff Archivist Staff Art Show 6 Stacey Helton Cathy Mullican Jim Dennis Heather Stern Kids’ Night Out Heide Nichols Staff Barbara Newton Listening Lounge Greg Barrett Logistics Bob Null Staff George Mulligan Michael “Tiny” Korp Masquerade Jess “California” Miller Staff Malcolm “Midden Heap” Scott Membership Elayne Pelz Minyan Committee “Rabbi” Marcia Minsky Staff “Gabai” Michael Pell Joe Zeff “Hazzan” Joyce Sperling Newszine Martin Young Reporter Robert “Bob” Evans Numbers Laura Korp Michael “Tiny” Korp Staff Hieu Le Office Joyce Sperling Staff Michael Pell Operations Bert Boden Second Melissa Campbell Staff Gina Palmer Dorothy Truslow Jonnalyhn Wolfcat Hall Molly Boone Wendy Newton Keith Kissel Martin Young Michael Schultz Saul Dudley Evan James Gary Kephart Ernie Aldama Nick Strickland Brianna Johnson Party Maven Selina Phanara Staff - Patrol/Ice Haulers Tom Udo Danny Frashier Photographer Stan Burns Press Relations Arlene Satin Programming Milt Stevens Staff Arlene Satin Richard Foss Marty Massoglia Programming Ops Rainy Smyth Ed Hooper Staff Heide Nichols Steve Smyth Scott Nichols Richard Nguyen Progress Reports Arlene Satin Program Book Tony “Tomb Breaker” Benoun Proofreader Sherri Benoun Copy Editors Anne Morrel “Wild Bill” Ellern Secretary Special Needs Staff Staff Lounge Staff Tech Marcia “Raider” Minsky Joe “Sethos” Zeff Don Wenner Rebecca Rowan Bruce Rowan Charlie Hoff Scott Beckstead Teen Lounge Pearl Newton Staff Amelia Horswill Eris Young Sundance BeKinnie Eugene Hourany Spike Dodds Toy Drive George Mulligan Treasurer “Wild Bill” Ellern Staff Anne Morrel Virtual Masquerade Michael Thorsen Volunteers Kathryn “Chaos” Savitzky Second Peggy Newvine Webmaster Dr. Susan “Arizona” Gleason Publicity Crew Eric “ Dr. Zorka” Hoffman Dr. Susan “Arizona” Gleason John DeChancie Liz Mortensen Marcia Minsky Arlene Satin Lucy Stern Regency Dance John Hertz Registration Elayne Pelz Second Tony “Tomb Breaker” Benoun Staff Marcia Minsky Linnea Caldeen Katherine Seddon Dave Keller Deanna Bayless Lynn Baden Karen Connell Restaurant Guide Joan Steward Riddle Master Ed Green Rock Dances Michael “Lynx” Molisani Shawn Crosby Looking for a little action, a little romance, and a twist of horror in your science fiction? Enter Michael D’Ambrosio’s world beginning with the Fractured Time Trilogy: Fractured Time Twisted Fate Dark Horizon … and maybe a movie too! When you’ve finished the Fractured Time journey and feel the need for more scintillating adventures, take a journey into the outer reaches of the universe with Space Frontiers, the hot, new series from D’Ambrosio, beginning with The Eye of Icarus Coming in March of 2008 from Helm Publishing. See Michael at Loscon34 or visit www.fracturedtime.com for additional details, appearances and possible movie(s). 7 Author Guest Of Honor ROBERT J. SAWYER Robert J. Sawyer is one of only seven writers ever to win all three of the science-fiction field’s top awards for best novel of the year: the Hugo Award (which he won in 2003 for Hominids), the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America’s Nebula Award (which he won in 1996 for The Terminal Experiment), and the John W. Campbell Memorial Award (which he won in 2006 for Mindscan). Rob is the only writer in history to win the top science-fiction awards in the United States, China, France, Japan, and Spain, and he has won a record-setting nine Canadian Science Fiction and Fantasy Awards (“Auroras”). His 17 novels include two popular trilogies: the “Neanderthal Parallax” (Hominids, Humans, and Hybrids), about a gateway that opens to an alternate Earth where Neanderthals survived to the present day, and the “Quintaglio Ascension” (Far-Seer, Fossil Hunter, and Foreigner), about a world of intelligent dinosaurs. In addition to his Hugo win for Hominids, he has nine other Hugo nominations under his best for such novels as Starplex, Frameshift, Factoring Humanity, and Calculating God. His other awards and honors include an honorary doctorate from Laurentian University; the $2,500 Toronto Public Library Celebrates Reading Award; the Ryerson University Alumni Award of Distinction, the City of Mississauga Civic Award 8 of Recognition, the Sixteenth Annual Collectors Award for “Most Collectable Author of the Year” presented by Barry R. Levin Science Fiction & Fantasy Literature of Santa Monica, Analog magazine’s “Analytical Laboratory Award” for best short story of the year (for “Shed Skin”), the Crime Writers of Canada’s Arthur Ellis Award for best short story of the year (for “Just Like Old Times”), and the Science Fiction Chronicle Reader Award for best short story of the year (for “The Hand You’re Dealt”). His latest novel is Rollback (which received starred reviews, denoting a book of exceptional merit, in both Publishers Weekly and Library Journal); his next, Wake, begins his new “WWW” trilogy about the World Wide Web gaining consciousness. Called “the leader of SF’s next-generation pack” by Barnes and Noble, “the best science-fiction writer out there” by the Rocky Mountain News, and “a writer of boundless confidence and bold scientific extrapolation” by The New York Times, Rob’s novels are top-ten national mainstream bestsellers in Canada and have hit #1 on the bestsellers’ list published by Locus, the US trade journal of the science-fiction field. Rob is a judge for the Writers of the Future contest, and is one of Canada). He is a frequent commentator on science stories for CBC Newsworld (Canada’s national cablenews channel), and has long been the on-air futurist for Discovery Channel Canada. His nonfiction has appeared in Archaeology, Sky & Telescope, and The New York Review of Science Fiction, and his commissioned op-ed pieces have appeared in The Ottawa Citizen, The Globe and Mail: Canada’s National Newpaper Newpaper, and Maclean’s: Canada’s Weekly Newsmagazine Newsmagazine. three jurors for the Cordwainer Smith Rediscovery Award, given annually at Readercon. He’s also The Canadian Encyclopedia’s authority on science fiction; has taught writing at the University of Toronto, Ryerson University, and the Banff Centre; and edits the Robert J. Sawyer Books imprint for Canadian publisher Fitzhenry & Whiteside. Rob was the only writer invited to sit on the Canadian Federal Department of Justice’s advisory panel for genetics laws. His consulting clients have included Kodak, Motorola, and CA (Computer Associates). He has made over 200 TV appearances (including Rivera Live with Geraldo Rivera and Canada A.M.) and done over 200 radio interviews (including NPR’s Talk of the Nation “Science Friday” and CBC’s Sounds Like In other media, Rob wrote the original series bible for the science-fiction TV series Charlie Jade and did conceptual work on the revival of Robotech. He lives just outside Toronto with his wife, Carolyn Clink. For more information, see his website at sfwriter.com sfwriter.com. _ The Terminal Experiment, HarperPrism (now Avon Eos), New York, May 1995. _ Starplex, Ace Books, October 1996. _ Frameshift, Tor Books, June 1997. _ Illegal Alien, Ace Books, December 1997. _ Factoring Humanity, Tor Books, June 1998. _ Flashforward, Tor Books, June 1999. _ Calculating God, Tor Books, June 2000. _ Mindscan, Tor Books, April 2005. _ Rollback, Tor Books, April 2007. Novels The WWW Trilogy: _ Wake, Penguin Canada and Ace Science Fiction (Penguin USA), forthcoming in 2008. _ Watch, Penguin Canada and Ace, forthcoming in 2009. _ Wonder, Penguin Canada and Ace, forthcoming in 2010. The Neanderthal Parallax Trilogy: _ Hominids, Tor Books (the world’s largest science-fiction publisher), New York, May 2002. _ Humans, Tor Books, February 2003. _ Hybrids, Tor Books, September 2003. Collections _ Identity Theft, a hardcover collection of 14 short stories, one novelette, and one novella, Red Deer Press, Calgary (introduction by Robert Charles Wilson), February 2008. The Quintaglio Ascension Trilogy: _ Far-Seer, Ace, New York, June 1992 (reissued by Tor, May 2004). _ Fossil Hunter, Ace, May 1993 (reissued by Tor, January 2005). _ Foreigner, Ace, March 1994 (reissued by Tor, August 2005). _ Relativity, a hardcover collection of eight stories, four speeches, eleven articles, and twelve essays on the craft of writing, ISFiC Press, Chicago, November 2004 (introduction by Mike Resnick). Stand-Alone Novels: _ Golden Fleece, Warner, New York, December 1990 (reissued by Tor, November 1999). _ End of an Era, Ace, November 1994 (reissued by Tor, September 2001). 9 _ Iterations, a hardcover collection of 22 short stories, Quarry Press, Kingston, Ontario, January 2002 (trade paperback reprint, Red Deer Press, March 2004; second edition, Red Deer Press, December 2007) (introduction by James Alan Gardner). Short Stories The Abdication of Pope Mary III _ “The III,” Nature: International Weekly Journal of Science, July 6, 2000. [included in Iterations] [available from Fictionwise.com] _ “Above All,” Dante’s Disciples, edited Above It All by Peter Crowther and Edward E. Kramer, White Wolf, Atlanta, February 1996. [included in Iterations ] [available from Fictionwise.com] _ “Biding Time,” Slipstreams, edited by Biding Time Martin H. Greenberg and John Helfers, DAW Books, New York, May 2006. [included in Identity Theft] _ “Black Reflection,” In the Shadow of the Black Reflection Wall: Vietnam Stories That Might Have Been , edited by Byron R. Tetrick, Cumberland House, 2002. Modified and incorporated into the novel Humans (2003) as Chapter 22. Mars Reacts! _ “The Planet” as “Mars Reacts!,” The The Blue Planet Globe and Mail: Canada’s National Newspaper, Saturday, December 11, 1999. [included in Iterations] [available from Fictionwise.com] _ “Caught Web,” White Wall Review Caught in the Web 1982, edited by Denise Coney, Jennifer Harwood, J. Craig Sandy, and Robert J. Sawyer, Ryerson Polytechnical Institute, Toronto, 1982. _ “Come Faithful,” Space Inc., edCome All Ye Faithful ited by Julie E. Czerneda, DAW Books, New York, July 2003. [included in Identity Theft ] [available from Fictionwise.com] _ “The Contest,” White Wall Review 1980, The Contest edited by Lisa Coleman and Ed Greenwood, Ryerson Polytechnical Institute, Toronto, 1980; reprinted in 100 Great Fantasy Short Short Stories, edited by Isaac Asimov, Terry Carr, and Martin Harry Greenberg, Doubleday, New York, 1984. [included in Iterations] _ “Driving Bargain,” Be VERY Afraid!: Driving A Bargain More Tales of Horror, edited by Edo van Belkom, Tundra Books, Toronto, 2002. [included in Identity Theft ] [available from Fictionwise.com] _ “The Landed,” I, Alien, edited The Eagle Has Landed by Mike Resnick, DAW Books, New York, April 2005. [included in Identity Theft] _ “Fallen Angel,” Strange Attraction, edFallen Angel ited by Edward E. Kramer, ShadowLands Press, Centreville, Virginia, June 2000. [included in Iterations] [available from Fictionwise.com] 10 Flashes _ “Flashes Flashes,” FutureShocks, edited by Lou Anders, Roc Books, New York, January 2006. [included in Identity Theft] _ “Forever Forever,” Return of the Dinosaurs, edForever ited by Mike Resnick and Martin H. Greenberg, DAW Books, New York, May 1997. [included in Iterations] [available from Fictionwise.com] _ “Gator Gator,” the lead story in Urban NightGator mares, edited by Josepha Sherman and Keith R. A. DeCandido, Baen Books, New York, November 1997. [included in Iterations ] [available from Fictionwise.com] _ “Golden Fleece,” Amazing Stories, edGolden Fleece ited by Patrick Lucien Price, TSR Inc., Lake Geneva, WI, September 1988. _ “The Doctor,” Amazing Stories, The Good Doctor edited by Patrick Lucien Price, TSR Inc., Lake Geneva, WI, January 1989. [included in Identity Theft] _ “The Dealt,” Free Space, The Hand You’re Dealt edited by Brad Linaweaver and Edward E. Kramer, Tor Books, New York, July 1997. [included in Iterations] [included in Identity Theft ] [available from Fictionwise.com] _ “If If I’m Here, Imagine Where They Sent My Luggage Luggage,” The Village Voice: The Weekly Newspaper of New York, 14-20 January 1981; reprinted by Story Cards, Washington DC, in 1987. [included in Iterations] Identity Theft _ “Identity Theft,” Down These Dark Spaceways, edited by Mike Resnick, Science Fiction Book Club, New York, April 2005. [included in Identity Theft] _ “Immortality Immortality,” Janis Ian’s Stars, edited Immortality by Janis Ian and Mike Resnick, DAW Books, New York, August 2003. [included in Identity Theft] [included in Relativity ] [available from Fictionwise.com] _ “Ineluctable Ineluctable,” the lead story in Analog Ineluctable Science Fiction and Fact , November 2002. [included in Identity Theft] [included in Relativity] [available from Fictionwise.com] terations _ “ IIterations,” the lead story in TransVersions: An Anthology of New Fantastic Literature, edited by Marcel Gagné and Sally Tomasevic, Paper Orchid Press, November 2000. [included in Iterations ] [available from Fictionwise.com] _ “Just Times,” On Spec: The Just Like Old Times Canadian Magazine of Speculative Writing, Summer 1993; commissioned for and also published as the lead story in Dinosaur Fantastic , edited by Mike Resnick and Martin H. Greenberg, DAW Books, New York, July 1993. [included in Iterations ] [included in Relativity] [available from Fictionwise.com] The Shoulders of Giants _ “The Giants,” as the lead story in Star Colonies edited by Martin H. Greenberg and John Helfers, DAW Books, New York, June 2000. [included in Iterations ] [included in Relativity ] [available from Fictionwise.com] _ “The Caper,” The Toronto The Stanley Cup Caper Star, Sunday, August 24, 2003, page M1. [included in Identity Theft] [included in Relativity] _ “Kata Bindu,” Microcosms, edited by Kata Bindu Gregory Benford, DAW Books, New York, January 2004. [included in Identity Theft] [available from Fictionwise.com] _ “Star Bright,” Far Frontiers, Star Light, Star Bright edited by Martin H. Greenberg and Larry Segriff, DAW Books, New York, September 2000. [included in Iterations] [included in Relativity ] [available from Fictionwise.com] _ “Last Least,” Be Afraid!: Tales Last But Not Least of Horror, edited by Edo van Belkom, Tundra Books, Toronto, September 2000. [included in Iterations] [available from Fictionwise.com] _ “Stream Consciousness,” No Limits: Stream of Consciousness Developing Scientific Literacy Using Science Fiction and Packing Fraction and Other Tales of Science and Imagination, both edited by Julie E. Czerneda, Trifolium Books, Toronto, 1999. [included in Iterations ] [available from Fictionwise.com] _ “Lost Mail,” TransVersions 3, Lost in the Mail October 1995. [included in Iterations] [available from Fictionwise.com] Mikeys _ “Mikeys Mikeys,” Space Stations , edited by Martin H. Greenberg and John Helfers, DAW Books, New York, March 2004. [included in Identity Theft] _ “Uphill Climb,” Amazing Stories, edited Uphill Climb by Patrick Lucien Price, TSR Inc., Lake Geneva, WI, March 1987. [included in Iterations ] [available from Fictionwise.com] _ “Motive Motive,” FutureScapes, Strasenburgh Motive Planetarium, Rochester NY, Summer 1980. _ “On Surface,” Future Wars, edited On The Surface by Martin H. Greenberg and Larry Segriff, DAW Books, New York, April 2003. [included in Identity Theft] [available from Fictionwise.com] _ “Where Is,” Ark of Ice: CanaWhere the Heart Is dian Futurefiction , edited by Lesley Choyce, Pottersfield Press, Nova Scotia, 1992. [included in Iterations] _ “Ours Discover,” LeisureWays, NoOurs to Discover vember 1982. [included in Iterations] _ “Wiping Out,” Guardsmen of Tomorrow, Wiping Out edited by Martin H. Greenberg and Larry Segriff, DAW Books, New York, November 2000. [included in Iterations] [available from Fictionwise.com] _ “Peking Man,” the lead story in Dark Peking Man Destiny III, edited by Edward E. Kramer, White Wolf, Atlanta, October 1996. [included in Iterations ] [available from Fictionwise.com] _ “You Observe,” You See But You Do Not Observe Sherlock Holmes in Orbit, edited by Mike Resnick and Martin H. Greenberg, DAW Books, New York, February 1995. Authorized by Dame Jean Conan Doyle. [included in Iterations ] [available from Fictionwise.com] _ “Relativity Relativity,” Men Writing Science Fiction Relativity as Women, edited by Mike Resnick, DAW Books, New York, November 2003. [included in Identity Theft] [included in Relativity ] [available from Fictionwise.com] _ “The Tough,” Visions of Liberty, The Right’s Tough edited by Mark Tier and Martin H. Greenberg, DAW Books, New York, July 2004. [included in Identity Theft] _ “Shed Skin,” The Bakka Anthology, edShed Skin ited by Kristen Pederson Chew, The Bakka Collection, Toronto, December 2002, and Analog Science Fiction and Fact , January-February 2004. [included in Identity Theft] [available from Fictionwise.com] 11 Artist Guest Of Honor Jewels of Perfection The Art and Artist, Theresa Mather By Sue Dawe My first introduction to Theresa Mather was through her artwork, or rather, through my husband Michael, who discovered her work first. It was in the mid-nineties, and I was in the process of hanging my artwork at a science-fiction convention, when my husband fetched me to look at some artwork by an artist we had never seen before. We stood before the panels, staring with delight at a series of small paintings featuring diminutive bejeweled dragons, very intricate, and amazingly, painted on feathers! My husband was enamored, and looking at the minimum bids, (frightfully low considering the amount of work painstakingly rendered onto each feather), was pretty certain he could buy one or two. So he bid on several, and then watched as they all went to auction, where they were bid out of our price range. No matter, we thought, we will buy some at another convention. But the conventions came and went, and every time Theresa’s work went to auction, and every time the bidding was fierce and we came home empty handed. Finally, my chance arrived. I was at the World Fantasy Convention in Monterey, and Theresa’s artwork was there. It was a small convention, and art show bidders were few. As the final bid time approached, the half-dozen or so of us were circling around Theresa’s work like vultures, trying to look subtle, but failing miserably. Unable to restrain myself, I finally asked, “Are we all here for the same purpose?” Universal nods. “OK, so which piece do you like most? And you? And you?” Between the handful of us, we decided who would bid on what, and feeling horribly guilty for what I’d done to a fellow artist, I finally purchased two of Theresa’s works, in beautiful shades of burgundy and malachite, a perfect match to the colors of our bedroom set. I called home and told my husband the good news. We finally had a pair of the coveted dragon art! But my guilt at the ‘planned bids’ would not subside — I was pretty certain that karma would someday kick me in the backside for what I’d done. As time went on, Theresa’s images continued to evolve, each magnificently paired to its substrate, be it feathers, polished slivers of stone or other objects that only the artist could envision as the perfect canvas for her dramatic creations. Wolves, unicorns, tigers, pegasi, tall ships; the range was incredible and ever evolving. The years went by, and I always looked to see what was new, and wondered what the talented artist behind the vision was like. I was about to find out. My husband and I were at Westercon in Phoenix in 2004, held in Litchfield at the historical Wigwam Resort. Theresa’s work was in the art show, and unbeknownst to me, Theresa and her husband Barry were also 12 there. Among Theresa’s work was a captivating picture, intricately rendered on a more traditional support — illustration board. It was a red and gold dragon, its scales sparkling like individual jewels, sitting in its office surrounded by books and industriously writing with quill and ink. Several discarded drafts lay crumpled by its feet, and it was titled “Dragon Writer.” My husband, who teaches writing at SDSU, decided that this was a “must have” and he purchased it then and there. At the same convention, a bid was Centrum” (yes, like the vitamin). We placed on one of my originals, and followed this with the perusal of a my surprise was great when I realvery impressive statue, titled “Old ized the bidder was Theresa! She Sorrel”, a bronze done on a massive was at the convention, and at long scale and commemorating a draft last we met. This was not the karmic horse that hauled timbers from the experience I was expecting, for mountain down to the campus durTheresa was enthusiastic, fun loving a fearsome winter. In complete ing, warm and generous, and poscontrast, our tour of art was capped sessed of a wacky sense of humor. by Theresa introducing me to CanaWe hit it off pretty quick, and when dian comedy in the form of a televishe found out that I passed through sion series called “Trailer Park Boys,” her town on my way to Starfest in something I would have found far Denver every other year, she immemore hysterical if I didn’t fear real diately invited me to stay with her. people like these characters exist. I I took her up on her offer and not did say that Theresa has a wacky only did she put me up for the night, sense of humor, did I not? I came with two friends, and Theresa I am proud to call this exceptionally and her husband handled the invatalented and delightful artist my sion with aplomb. We spent an friend, and look forward to our next evening trading stories and laughter, visit. My husband has since acquired and raising a few eyebrows of the other pieces of her art, but the two local residents as the five of us small dragons still hang in our bedtrooped into a local steakhouse, with room, and I’m still waiting for karma myself and my friends wearing the to kick me in the rear. So buy only coats we had — our Jedi cloaks. Theresa’s art — lots of it! Not only This was Utah after all, and a man will you take home a stunning jewel entering a restaurant with four of exceptional beauty, but I might be women, three dressed somewhat able to right the karmic scales and alike in rather cultic-looking cloaks stop waiting for the other shoe to might raise an eyebrow or two. We drop. were given a nice table in front of the fireplace, but conspicuously About the author: Sue Dawe is best apart from the other clientele, which known for her fantasy airbrushed dewas probably a good thing, because signs, which have appeared in magaour table soon erupted in loud and zines and on back-to school products, enthusiastic conversation punctuposters, calendars, greeting cards, ated by even louder peels of laughgames, Franklin Mint plates, and in ter. Afterward, we toured the local the wacky Canadian comedy series, statuary art on the SUU campus. Our “Trailer Park Boys”. first destination was a veritable 13 Stonehenge of scholars called “The Fan Guest Of Honor David West Reynolds David West Reynolds has a Ph.D. in Classical Archaeology, which he earned at the University of Michigan, where he specialized in Imperial Rome and ancient Egypt. His field work has taken him to diverse places, such as Anasazi cliff cities in Utah, Inca fortresses in Peru, and Swahili ruins in East Africa. In addition, he has taught college archaeology and guided international tours. In 1995 Reynolds undertook an unusual quest to re-locate the sites in Tunisia where the desert scenes had been filmed for the movie Star Wars in 1976. He successfully tracked down the remote locations and found 20year- old Star Wars props in the Sahara. The project led to a job scouting locations for Lucasfilm, and then to a full-time position at George Lucas’ Skywalker Ranch in Marin County, where he was involved with the marketing team that worked on the launch of Star Wars, Episode I. In addition, he has written numerous popular magazine articles and seven Star Wars reference works, including the Visual Guides to the movies and Incredible Cross-Sections. Five of them reached the New York Times bestseller list, one of them making it to number one. Having learned about media and popular communication, Reynolds then returned to sci14 entific work and non-fiction writing. He founded Phaeton Group, Inc. to support field science projects and bring them to the public. As part of his scientific work, Reynolds has climbed mountains in various parts of the world, explored uncharted caves, unearthed dinosaur eggshells, and carried out research in the Vatican archives. As part of his consulting work, he has sculpted a full-size dinosaur skeleton and created museum models of historic spacecraft designs. On occasion he has acted as presenter for the series Omnibus for the BBC. In October he was the leader of a team exploring the Northwest Passage. 15 Music Guest Of Honor “DR. JANE” ROBINSON”: An Appreciation by James D. Robinson, Ph.D. “I’ve got the fossil fever, I’m a true believer, I’m a hard-core Paleo fan; If dust and grime were considered to be time, I’d have a lot of it on my hands. I see those teacks and traces like familiar faces, and I love each one I find. Shells and bones makin’ poetry in stones — well, it’s enough to blow my mind!’” From “Fossil Fever” by Jane A. Robinson, C 1990 Jane walked in my shoes for fiftyfive years, trying her best to be the woman she didn’t know she wasn’t. In a very real sense, I owe her my life. Stuck in a role she didn’t choose, knowing always that something was very wrong, she made the best of things and did reasonably well in the world. (Heck, she even got a Ph.D. — which has been grandfathered along to me, and I have both diplomas to prove it.) But “Dr. Jane” is best known for her wickedly witty, intricately rhymed songs, rendered in widely diverse musical styles. When I began rehearsing for this weekend at Loscon, I felt an appreciation for her music that I know she didn’t have; in fact, she couldn’t bear listening to her own CDs. Singing them in my new (but nonetheless rusty) baritone voice I discovered three things: I don’t need to refer to the lyric sheets very much at all 16 (Jane did); I interpret the songs differently; and I’m a better guitar player. However, I don’t seem to be able to write songs. The brain is a strange and wonderful thing... Like most songwriters, “Dr. Jane” wrote about what she loved, and what vexed her: academia; bureaucracy; paleontology; the Loch Ness Monster; cats; evolution; and human nature. She’d been writing poetry and parodies from a very early age, but didn’t begin writing science songs until high school. While struggling to memorize the periodic table in chemistry class one day, she wrote “A Battle With the Elements” — which the teacher indignantly confiscated, but liked so well he published it in Chemistry Magazine. One of her friends was a passionate creationist, but instead of arguing with her Jane wrote “Songs of the Phyla” (back then there were only 10, so it was relatively easy), “Darwin’s Story”, and several other rousing pro-evolution anthems. “Muscles of the Kittycat” was written in the dis- section lab at the University of New Hampshire; the original copy was thrown out because it smelled of formaldehyde and had unsavory things stuck to it. Jane’s musical output increased dramatically in graduate school, both because of the sheer volume of vexation that occurs in the bureaucratic, heirarchical, dysfunctional world of formal academia (“The ‘I Don’t Know It’ Blues”) and because she loved everything about paleontology — except the digging. (Fossils, after all, are never found in places you’d want to visit.) As fate would have it, one of her office mates was a science fiction fan who knew exactly the proper venue for her music; and at the 1972 WesterCon in San Francisco, when none of the panelists showed up for their presentation, Jane went up onto the stage, hauled out her guitar and started singing. To her utter amazement, almost no-one left. There’s nothing like an enthusiastic audience to encourage more songwriting! However, it would be 1986 before she returned to science fiction armed with lots of new material, this time as “Dr. Jane”... Just so you know, it’s all Hal Heydt’s fault. He taped a museum benefit concert Jane did at U.C. Berkeley, and many years later gave it to the folks at Off Centaur Publications. Cindy McQuillin heard it and said, “We have to record her — this stuff is great!” So they tracked her down (she lived three miles from their studio, which helped), gave her an audition and launched her singing career by re- 17 cording “Dr. Jane’s Science Notes” and sending her to conventions all over the country. Jane’s back-up band — are you ready? — consisted of Heather Alexander and Kristoph Klover. Nothin’ but the best!... However, It wasn’t long before Jane and Cindy fell deeply in love and became partners in life as well as music. Cindy was a demanding muse (“I need another cat song by Thursday!” or “Do you think you can learn to play bass by ConChord?”), but it was her gentle badgering that resulted in most of Jane’s best material. For fifteen years, until Cindy’s health became too fragile, Cindy and Jane performed, arranged, produced and wrote songs for the most appreciative of all audiences, science fiction fans. Academics “get” all the jokes, but they seem to have a hard time laughing about certain things... In short, I’m honored to be here to perform Jane’s songs and tell some of her stories. You should probably know, though, that I haven’t been involved with paleontology since Jane’s ignominious exit from academia in 1981 (as I said, academics have a hard time laughing about certain things). I would be happy to talk about ergonomics, biomechanics, anatomy and bodywork, since I have been treating people with chronic musculoskeletal problems for 20 years. In a way, I’m still passionately interested in old bones; they just happen to be inside living people and — best of all —I don’t have to dig ‘em up! Peking Man by Robert J. Sawyer “Peking Man” copyright 1996 by Robert J. Sawyer. First published as the lead story in Dark Destiny III, edited by Edward E. Kramer, White Wolf, Atlanta, October 1996. Winner of the Canadian Science Fiction and Fantasy Award (“the Aurora”) for Best Short Story of the Year White. White? No—no, it couldn’t be. But it was. It was a skull, certainly— but not a fossil skull. The material was bright white. And it didn’t weigh nearly enough. A plaster cast. Not the original at Dr. Roy Chapman Andrews The American Museum of Natural all. History Andrews opened every box inside Central Park West at 79th Street the wooden crate, his heart sinking as each new one yielded its contents. In New York, N.Y. U.S.A. total, there were fourteen skulls and eleven jawbones. The skulls were subThe case was marked “Fragile!” and “REGhuman, with low foreheads, prominent ISTERED” and “Par Avion.” A brand had burned the words “Via Hongkong and by brow ridges, flat faces, and the most unlikely looking perfect square teeth. U.S. Air Service” into the wood. Andrews had waited anxiously for Amazingly, each of the skull casts also showed clear artificial damage to the fothis arrival. Between 1922 and 1930, he ramen magnum. himself had led the now-famous Gobi Oh, some work could indeed be Desert expeditions, searching for the done on these casts, no doubt. But Asian cradle of humanity. Although he’d where were the original fossils? With the brought back untold scientific riches— Japanese having invaded China, surely including the first-ever dinosaur eggs— Andrews had failed to discover a single they were too precious to be left in the Far East. What was Weidenreich up to? ancient human remain. But now a German scientist, Franz # Fire. Weidenreich, had shipped to him a treaIt was like a piece of the sun, sure trove from the Orient: the complete fossil remains of Sinanthropus pekinensis. brought down to earth. It kept the tribe In this very crate were the bones of Pewarm at night, kept the saber-toothed king Man. cats away—and it did something wonderful to meat, making it softer and Andrews was actually salivating as he used a crowbar to pry off the lid. He’d easier to chew, while at the same time waited so long for these, terrified that restoring the warmth the flesh had had they wouldn’t survive the journey, deswhen still part of the prey. Fire was the most precious thing the perate to see what humanity’s forefathers had looked like, anxious— tribe owned. They’d had it for eleven The lid came off. The contents were summers now, ever since Bok the brave carefully packed in smaller cardboard had brought out a burning stick from boxes. He picked one up and moved over the burning forest. The glowing coals to his cluttered desk. He swept the books were always fanned, always kept alive. and papers to the floor, laid down the And then, one night, the Stranger box, and opened it. Inside was a ball of came—tall, thin, pale, with red-rimmed rice paper, wrapped around a large obeyes that somehow seemed to glow ject. Andrews carefully unwrapped the from beneath his brow ridge. 18 sheets, and— The Stranger did the unthinkable, The lid was attached to the wooden crate with eighteen nails. The return address, in blue ink on the blond wood, said, “Sender: Dept. of Anatomy, P.U.M.C., Peking, China.” The destination address, in larger letters, was: the unforgivable. limestone cave. Without the fire to keep He doused the flames, throwing a animals away, someone had to stand gourd full of water on to the fire. The watch each night, armed with a large logs hissed, and steam rose up into the branch and a pile of rocks for throwing. blackness. The children of the tribe beLast night, it had been Kart’s turn. Evgan to cry; the adults quaked with fury. eryone had slept well, for Kart was the The Stranger turned and walked into the strongest member of the tribe. They darkness. Two of the strongest huntknew they were safe from whatever lurked in the darkness. ers ran after him, but his long legs had apparently carried him quickly away. When daybreak came, the members The sounds of the forest grew of the tribe were astounded. Kart had closer—the chirps of insects, the rusfallen asleep. They found him lying in the dirt, next to the cold, black pit where tling of small animals in the vegetation, their fire had once been. And on Kart’s and— neck there were two small red-rimmed A flapping sound. holes, staring up at them like the eyes The Stranger was gone. of the Stranger ... And the silhouette of a bat fluttered briefly in front of the waning moon. # # During his work on hematology, Franz Weidenreich had been born Weidenreich had met a remarkable man in Germany in 1873. A completely bald, named Brancusi—gaunt, pale, with disthickset man, he had made a name for concertingly sharp canine teeth. Brancusi himself as an expert in hematology and suffered from a peculiar anemia, which osteology. He was currently Visiting ProWeidenreich had been unable to cure, and fessor at the University of Chicago, but an almost pathological photophobia. Still, that was coming to an end, and now he the gentleman was cultured and widely was faced with the uncomfortable prosread, and Weidenreich had ever since pect of having to return to Nazi Germaintained a correspondence with him. many—something, as a Jew, he desperWhen Weidenreich arrived in Peking, ately wanted to avoid. work was still continuing at the quarry. And then word came of the sudden So far, only teeth and fragments of skull death of the Canadian paleontologist had been found. Davidson Black had done Davidson Black. Black had been at the a good job of cataloging and describing Peking Union Medical College, studying some of the material, but as Weidenreich the fragmentary remains of early man went through the specimens he was surbeing recovered from the limestone prised to discover a small collection of quarry at Chou Kou Tien. Weidenreich, sharp, pointed fossil teeth. who once made a study of Neanderthal Black had evidently assumed they bones found in Germany, had read weren’t part of the Sinanthropus mateBlack’s papers in Nature and Science derial, as he hadn’t included them in his scribing Sinanthropus. descriptions. And, at first glance, Black’s But now, at fifty, Black was as dead assessment seemed correct—they were as his fossil charges—an unexpected far longer than normal human canines, heart attack. And, to Weidenreich’s deand much more sharply pointed. But, to light, the China Medical Board of the Weidenreich’s eye, the root pattern was Rockefeller Foundation wanted him to possibly hominid. He dropped a letter to fill Black’s post. China was a strange, his friend Brancusi, half-joking that he’d foreboding place—and tensions befound Brancusi’s great-to-the-nth grandtween the Chinese and the Japanese father in China. were high—but it beat all hell out of reTo Weidenreich’s infinite surprise, turning to Hitler’s Germany ... within weeks Brancusi had arrived in Pe# king. At night, most of the tribe huddled # under the rocky overhang or crawled Each night, another member of the into the damp, smelly recesses of the 19 tribe stood watch—and each morning, that member was found unconscious, with a pair of tiny wounds to his neck. The tribe members were terrified. Soon multiple guards were posted each night, and, for a time, the happenings ceased. But then something even more unusual happened ... They were hunting deer. It would not be the same, not without fire to cook the meat, but, still, the tribe needed to eat. Four men, Kart included, led the assault. They moved stealthily amongst the tall grasses, tracking a large buck with a giant rack of antlers. The hunters communicated by sign language, carefully coordinating their movements, closing in on the animal from both sides. Kart raised his right arm, preparing to signal the final attack, when— —a streak of light brown, slicing through the grass— —fangs flashing, the roar of the giant cat, the stag bolting away, and then— —Kart’s own scream as the sabertooth grabbed hold of his thigh and shook him viciously. The other three hunters ran as fast as they could, desperate to get away. They didn’t stop to look back, even when the cat let out the strangest yelp ... That night, the tribe huddled together and sang songs urging Kart’s soul a safe trip to heaven. # One of the Chinese laborers found the first skull. Weidenreich was summoned at once. Brancusi still suffered from his photophobia, and apparently had never adjusted to the shift in time zones—he slept during the day. Weidenreich thought about waking him to see this great discovery, but decided against it. The skull was still partially encased in the limestone muck at the bottom of the cave. It had a thick cranial wall and a beetle brow—definitely a more primitive creature than Neanderthal, probably akin to Solo Man or Java Man ... It took careful work to remove the skull from the ground, but, when it did come free, two astonishing things became apparent. 20 The loose teeth Davidson Black had set aside had indeed come from the hominids here: this skull still had all its upper teeth intact, and the canines were long and pointed. Second, and even more astonishing, was the foramen magnum—the large opening in the base of the skull through which the spinal cord passes. It was clear from its chipped, frayed margin that this individual’s foramen magnum had been artificially widened— —meaning he’d been decapitated, and then had something shoved up into his brain through the bottom of his skull. # Five hunters stood guard that night. The moon had set, and the great sky river arched high over head. The Stranger returned—but this time, he was not alone. The tribesmen couldn’t believe their eyes. In the darkness, it looked like— It was. Kart. But—but Kart was dead. They’d seen the saber-tooth take him. The Stranger came closer. One of the men lifted a rock, as if to throw it at him, but soon he let the rock drop from his hand. It fell to the ground with a dull thud. The Stranger continued to approach, and so did Kart. And then Kart opened his mouth, and in the faint light they saw his teeth— long and pointed, like the Stranger’s. The men were unable to run, unable to move. They seemed transfixed, either by the Stranger’s gaze, or by Kart’s, both of whom continued to approach. And soon, in the dark, chill night, the Stranger’s fangs fell upon one of the guard’s necks, and Kart’s fell upon another ... # Eventually, thirteen more skulls were found, all of which had the strange elongated canine teeth, and all of which had their foramen magnums artificially widened. Also found were some mandibles and skull fragments from other individuals—but there was almost no post-cranial material. Someone in dim prehistory had discarded here the de- capitated heads of a group of protohudied of old age. But all of them rose again. mans. And so it came to pass, just as it Brancusi sat in Weidenreich’s lab had for the Stranger all those years belate at night, looking at the skulls. He fore, that the tribe had to look elsewhere ran his tongue over his own sharp teeth, to slake its thirst. contemplating. These subhumans But they had not counted on the Others. doubtless had no concept of mathematics beyond perhaps adding and subtract# ing on their fingers. How would they Weidenreich and Brancusi sat in possibly know of the problem that Weidenreich’s lab late at night. Things plagued the Family, the problem that had been getting very tense—the Japaevery one of the Kindred knew to avoid? nese occupation was becoming intolerable. “I’m going to return to the States,” If all those who feel the bite of the vampire themselves become vampires said Weidenreich. “Andrews at the Ameriwhen they die, and all of those new vamcan Museum is offering me space to conpires also turn those they feed from into tinue work on the fossils.” vampires, soon, unless care is exercised, “No,” said Brancusi. “No, you can’t the whole population will be undead. A take the fossils.” simple geometric progression. Weidenreich’s bushy eyebrows Brancusi had long wondered how far climbed up toward his bald pate. “But back the Family went. It wasn’t like tracwe can’t let them fall into Japanese ing a normal family tree—oh, yes, the hands.” lines were bloodlines, but not as passed “That is true,” said Brancusi. on from father to son. He knew his own “They belong somewhere safe. Somewhere where they can be studied.” lineage—a servant at Castle Dracula before the Count had taken to living all “No,” said Brancusi. His red-rimmed alone, a servant whose loyalty to his gaze fell on Weidenreich in a way it never master extended even to letting him had before. “No—no one may see these drink from his neck. fossils.” Brancusi himself had succumbed to “But Andrews is expecting them. He’s dying to see them. I’ve been delibpneumonia, not an uncommon ailment in the dank Carpathians. He had no famerately vague in my letters to him—I want ily, and no one mourned his passing. to be there to see his face when he sees But soon he rose again—and now the dentition.” he did have Family. “No one can know about the teeth,” An Englishman and an American had said Brancusi. killed the Count, removing his head with “But he’s expecting the fossils. And a kukri knife and driving a bowie knife I have to publish descriptions of them.” through his heart. When news of this “The teeth must be filed flat.” reached Brancusi from the gypsies, he Weidenreich’s eyes went wide. “I traveled back to Transylvania. Dracula’s can’t do that.” attackers had simply abandoned the cof“You can, and you will.” fin, with its native soil and the dust that “But—” the Count’s body had crumbled into. “You can and you will.” Brancusi dug a grave on the desolate, “I—I can, but—” wind-swept grounds of the Castle, and “No buts.” placed the Count’s coffin within. “No, no, there is a but. Andrews will # never be fooled by filed teeth; the strucEventually, over a long period, the ture of teeth varies as you go into them. entire tribe had felt the Stranger’s bite Andrews will realize at once that the directly or indirectly. teeth have been reduced from their origiA few of the tribefolk lost their lives nal size.” Weidenreich looked at Brancusi. to ravenous bloodthirst, drained dry. “I’m sorry, but there’s no way to hide Others succumbed to disease or githe truth.” ant cats or falls from cliffs. One even 21 # The Others lived in the next valley. They proved tough and resourceful—and they could make fire whenever they needed it. When the tribefolk arrived it became apparent that there was never a time of darkness for the Others. Large fires were constantly burning. The tribe had to feed, but the Others defended themselves, trying to kill them with rock knives. But that didn’t work. The tribefolk were undeterred. They tried to kill them with spears. But that did not work, either. The tribefolk came back. They tried strangling the attackers with pieces of animal hide. But that failed, too. The tribefolk returned again. And finally the Others decided to try everything they could think of simultaneously. They drove wooden spears into the hearts of the tribefolk. The used stone knives to carve off the heads of the tribefolk. And then they jammed spears up into the severed heads, forcing the shafts up through the holes at the bases of the skulls. The hunters marched far away from their camp, each carrying a spear thrust vertically toward the summer sun, each one crowned by a severed, pointedtoothed head. When, at last, they found a suitable hole in the ground, they dumped the heads in, far, far away from their bodies. The Others waited for the tribefolk to return. But they never did. # “Do not send the originals,” said Brancusi. “But—” “The originals are mine, do you understand? I will ensure their safe passage out of China.” It looked for a moment like Weidenreich’s will was going to reassert itself, but then his expression grew blank again. “All right.” “I’ve seen you make casts of bones before.” “With plaster of Paris, yes.” 22 “Make casts of these skulls—and then file the teeth on the casts.” “But—” “You said Andrews and others would be able to tell if the original fossils were altered. But there’s no way they could tell that the casts had been modified, correct?” “Not if it’s done skillfully, I suppose, but-” “Do it.” “What about the foramen magnums?” “What would you conclude if you saw fossils with such widened openings?” “I don’t know—possibly that ritual cannibalism had been practiced.” “Ritual?” “Well, if the only purpose was to get at the brain, so you could eat it, it’s easier just to smash the cranium, and-” “Good. Good. Leave the damage to the skull bases intact. Let your Andrews have that puzzle to keep him occupied.” # The casts were crated up and sent to the States first. Then Weidenreich himself headed for New York, leaving, he said, instructions for the actual fossils to be shipped aboard the S.S. President Harrison. But the fossils never arrived in America, and Weidenreich, the one man who might have clues to their whereabouts, died shortly thereafter. Despite the raging war, Brancusi returned to Europe, returned to Transylvania, returned to Castle Dracula. It took him a while in the darkness of night to find the right spot—the scar left by his earlier digging was just one of many on the desolate landscape. But at last he located it. He prepared a series of smaller holes in the ground, and into each of them he laid one of the grinning skulls. He then covered the holes over with dark soil. 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No part of this story may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means without permission in writing from the author. “Parallel development of culture,” said Dr. Arizona, her saurian head turned to the far desert horizon, “is a hard concept to absorb, but when the archeological evidence is clear, it must be accepted as fact.” Her expedition had confined its investigations inside the shadow of the Great Tetrahedron-the local “pyramids” were really more generally polygonal than strictly pyramidal. Nearby stood an oasis of tall plants that could have passed for palm trees. The fierce ultraviolet radiation of the blue-tinged star Zeta Crucis-A baked the desert all around the site. Nonetheless, despite the heat, the expedition’s members worked steadily to pack up all the equipment and make the site secure until the next digging season. The planet had a nasty axial tilt, and summers here were unbearable. A shuttle would be along in only a few days to pick them up. “I’m hardly contesting the fact of parallel cultural development,” said Dr. Phineas Phlogbotham of the Federation Institute of Xenocultural Studies. “This culture has many analogues to Earth’s ancient Egypt, sure enough. I’m simply having trouble with your translation of the last line on this stele. Hardly appropriate, 24 don’t you think?” Dr. Arizona tossed her trowel to an assistant, who caught it gingerly and dropped it into the doctor’s personal knapsack-the doctor was very zealous for the maintenance of the tools of her trade. “Clean it well before you pack it, Susan.” Susan, a young Ph.D. just out from Earth, gave her boss and post-doctoral advisor a mock salute. “Haven’t packed away a dirty tool yet, Doc.” Arizona and Dr. Phlogbotham watched her walk away with the knapsack. “Charming young woman,” Phlogbotham commented. “Bright, too,” Dr. Arizona said. “So, you have a problem with the last line? This stele is the most complete version we have of the Krutonian mummification ritual prayer. The last line is missing from every other source. I dug up this stele.” She pointed to the huge slab of stone before them. “I get to do the translation.” Phlogbotham took out his pocket viewer. “Oh, it’s top notch work all around,” he said. “No argument. It’s just that last line.” He shook his head disapprovingly as looked over Arizona’s notes on the translation. “The choice of words. I mean, really, do you think those glyphs can be interpreted that way?” “Exactly!” Dr. Arizona said, a grin splitting her attractively reptilian face. “Notwithstanding your race’s penchant for humor,” Phlogbotham went on, “-and don’t think that wasn’t a pleasant surprise for us humans; we don’t ordinarily associate humor with reptiloids, our native species hardly being laugh riots-don’t you think your rendering of the phrase has some rather odd cross-cultural overtones?” “Possibly,” Arizona said. “but Egypt isn’t the only analogue Earth culture appropriate to invoke here.” “Hollywood?” “Of course! The Krutonians were obsessed with two things. Drama and death. The Krutonians didn’t do much else but construct mortuary structures and produce plays!” “Quite true. I’ve never seen such a single-minded-rather double-minded, I should say-obsession. Drama and death, indeed. You’re quite right.” Phlogbotham stroked his six-day growth of gray beard. “Still, when all’s said and done, it strikes me as a trifle inappropriate.” “A free translation, granted,” Arizona admitted. “Perhaps too free for most academics. But inappropriate? Hardly. In fact, both cultural analogues come together in that one last line. The Krutonians swaddled their dead in thin strips of cloth, just like their earthly counterparts, and they made a huge production out of it. It was theater! So the parting line is all the more apt. It’s even appropriate to our immediate situation!” “Well, you’re right, of course. I didn’t even think of that.” “So it was triply significant when the high priest recited the last line of the prayer, after getting done with the laborious process of mummification, turning to the assembled loved ones and funeral attendees and chanting” “Oh, dear, you don’t really have to say it!” Phlogbotham said, flinching and waving both arms in a fendingoff gesture. “‘That’s a wrap!’” (c)2007 by John DeChancie 25 Dr. Arizona and the Quasi-Mayan Menace by John DeChancie All rights reserved. No part of this story may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means without permission in writing from the author. “All cultures seem to be variations on “Not any I’ve visited,” Arizona said, a few themes,” said Dr. Phineas “but I’d be extra careful going down Phlogbotham as he stepped cautiously this passageway. It’s starting to slant through the dusty passageway. “I could down, and I don’t like it.” swear this temple was in Ur. It reminds The Earth archeologist took out his me of a ziggurat.” DioFlash and sent the intense beam Dr. Arizona walked behind him, watchdown the dark, narrow corridor. “I say, ing carefully where she put her feet. it does go on a bit. I can’t see the She had done her homework. The anend.” cient rulers of this planet did not like “Watch yourself. I really should be in intruders in their tombs and temples; the lead, Floggy. I’m the one who disthey liked to set nasty man-traps. . .in covered this pyramid.” her case, female traps. . .traps for any “Ziggurat.” species of tomb robber. “The overall “Whatever, I found it.” culture more resembles the Maya than “That may be true, my dear saurian any other.” female, but you lack the analytical ex“I’d take issue with that,” Phlogbotham pertise. . .oops!” said evenly, arching a leg cautiously The flagstone on which the archeoloover a suspicious depression in the gist had stepped sank about two cenfloor, “and of course I will in the next timeters. Loud rumblings immediately issue of Xenocultural Studies. I say the sounded deep within the structure, analogs to Mesopotamia are overridbehind the massive stone walls. ing.” “Don’t like that much,” Phlogbotham “Floggy, you need ocular transplants. said uneasily. Look at those glyphs. Tell me they “Uh-oh!” Arizona whipped out her couldn’t have been carved at Palenque flash and sent the light back whence or Uxmal.” they had come. The massive overPhlogbotham’s tone turned rather head cylinder was moving. Then, sudsnooty. “I do think I’ve already acknowldenly, it dropped with a crash and edged a superficial correspondence. began to roll forward down the slope. This is an alien planet, you know, and “Run, Floggy!” an alien culture. So in strictest terms, They ran, but the cylinder inexorably it’s neither a Mayan analog or a gained speed and the passageway Mesopotamian one. It is unto itself. And showed no end in sight. There was please don’t call me ‘Floggy.’” no way around the huge steamrolling “Phineas, you’re such a pill.” stone and no way over it except for “Here’s a feature common to neither about a meter of clearance between Earthian architecture,” Phlogbotham the top of the cylinder and the ceilsaid as he angled the diodes on his hat ing, but it was too high to jump. to play their light along the ceiling. Arizona stopped and rummaged “What is this curious massive lateral cythrough her backpack. “Floggy, we lindrical structure? Ever seen one of 26 can’t outrun it!” those on a Mayan temple?” Phlogbotham doubled back. Arizona “Don’t fret, Floggy, dear. Do sit.” Arifound what she was rooting for, a zona patted beside her on the cot. gunlike mechanism with an unusual “Thank you. You know, I did rather cock grip. She immediately aimed at the up the whole day. So sorry.” ceiling. There was a sharp report and “Never you mind. We’ve just begun the a line shot out of the end of the barexpedition.” rel. Something splatted against the “Yes, rather. I say, this cot of yours is ceiling, an adhesive mass that hardcomfortable. And. . . .” Phlogbotham’s ened instantly, bonding its molecules gaze drifted to Arizona’s outstretched with the stone. The powerful minialeg. He had never noticed how shapely ture winch inside the gun began to lift it was. “I, uh. . .never realized how atArizona off the flagstones. “Floggy, tractive webbed toes can be.” quick!” Arizona giggled. “Floggy, you say the Phlogbotham jumped and Arizona cutest things sometimes.” caught him with one arm and the two “I know I don’t cut the kind of figure rose on the retracting line. When they that. . .er, well. A man of my age. . reached the ceiling, both lifted their .what I mean is, I’ve never been one legs and let the cylinder roll underfor ‘dig romances,’ and of course neath after brushing roughly against there’s the question of our being of their backsides. different species-” As the massive intruder-crusher “Nothing wrong with a little Ritharsha,” rumbled off, Arizona pulled the gunArizona said. “Why, Floggy. I had no winch’s trigger again and the line idea you regarded me that way.” played back out. Phlogbotham “Uh. . .I’m not. . .well, that is. . .” dropped and ended up a heap on the “Floggy, don’t be coy. Say what you floor. Landing on her feet, Arizona let want to say. I know we haven’t exactly go the line and helped him up. hit it off on this dig.” “I say!” Phlogbotham said with a groan. “Well, it’s those egregious puns, really,” “Rather dicey, what?. Thanks, old girl.” Phlogbotham said. “I mean, really. “No problem. You really should be That’s why I stalked off and got lost. more careful where you’re stepping in Then I fell down a shaft, like a fool.” a Mayan ziggurat.” “You’re not a fool, Floggy, just brash. “There are no ziggurats in the AmeriBut that’s what I like about you.” cas, Meso- or any other.” She extended her leg. It was not a hu“Floggy, really, everyone knows that man leg, but had an undeniable femimost people prefer American nine quality, curvaceous and lithe. Her ziggurats!” robe fell open a bit, revealing more # thigh, and her shoulder pressed proArizona was in her tent, sitting on her vocatively against his. cot and filing her talons, when Phlogbotham swallowed hard. “I. . .oh, Phlogbotham coughed discreetly bemy.” hind the entrance flap. She smiled demurely and said, “Some“May I come in?” he called politely. thing on your mind, Floggy?” “Floggy! You got out!” Phlogbotham grinned and his eyes The Earth archeologist entered the glazed over. “I suppose you’re even tent. He looked dusty and bedraggled right about the predominating Mayan and his expression was rather sheepanalogs.” ish. “Oh, Floggy, I didn’t mean to imply you “I found an escape shaft, probably cut were entirely wrong. Let’s say this. by ancient tomb raiders.” Let’s just agree that what’s Mayan is “I searched for hours before giving up,” Mayan, and what’s Ur’s is negotiable.” Arizona told him. -End “I don’t blame you. You were right. I should have deferred to your superior field experience. I’ve been a bit of (c)2007 by John DeChancie 27 an ass, I must admit.” Dr. Arizona and the Fossils of Mars by John DeChancie All rights reserved. No part of this story may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means without permission in writing from the author. “There are no fossils on Mars!” Dr. Phineas Phlogbotham stated in no uncertain terms. “But I am not dogmatic about that.” Dr. Arizona, the prominent alien archeologist, gave her saurian head an ironic shake. “Dogmatic? Oh, no, not you, Floggy. Never.” “I am never dogmatic,” Phlogbotham stated categorically. “I’m sure,” Arizona said as she tossed Phlogbotham a small, flat piece of rock with the imprint of something bifurcated. “Here, have a fossil.” Phlogbotham caught it clumsily. “Huh? I say, what’s this?” “Fossil,” Arizona said. “They’re lying all over. You just have to look. Of course, I like exopaleontology, but it’s not my field.” “Nor mine. What the devil? What is this thing on the rock?” “Looks like a crinoid to me,” Arizona said. “This one looks like some kind of trilobite. In fact, it looks just like a trilobite. That’s, what, Devonian Period?” “Trilobite?” Phlogbotham examined the piece of rock. “Why, no telling what that is. That’s just a. . .well, a random. . .” “This was a sea bottom, for sure,” Arizona said, scanning the Martian plain surrounding them and their little planet-hopper vehicle, parked in an arroyo not far off. The salmon-pink surface of Mars, littered with rocky debris, swept out to a pale blue sky. “Sea bottom?” her human colleague scoffed, “with Terrestrial life forms, yet. Why, this planet is as lifeless as a dusty cue ball.” He underscored his point by kicking at a half-hidden stone. When 28 the stone flipped, it showed a curious whitish underside, looking for all the world like a scallop shell. “Why, Floggy,” Arizona said. “you’ve willy-nilly discovered a new species!” “Nonsense! That’s an aeolian rock. Windcarved. There are many such specimens on the planet. No need to leap to exobiological conclusions, my dear.” “Floggy, dear, we just got done touring a Martian pyramid.” Phlogbotham turned his head toward the huge triangular stone butte lying about half a kilometer away. “Natural formation. The caves in it-” “Passageways!” Arizona said. “The eroded strata are unusual, but not of artificial origin.” “There was a door in the thing!” “Another natural —” “It was locked, Floggy! A metal door with a lock!” “Masses of pure metal are not unknown in nature, my dear Arizona.” “Floggy, when are you and your Earthling colleagues going to acknowledge that Mars was not only a living planet once, but still is!” “Next you’ll be talking about Martians with antennae and bug-eyes,” Phlogbotham snickered. “Little Green Men. Or. . .” he glanced around. “Huge life forms in the sand. Did you ever read Earth science fiction? As I remember, Frank Herbert —” It was at that precise instant when the giant sand worm struck, in defiance of all the rules of dramatic suspense in fiction, snaking from the russet sands, ensnaring Phlogbotham’s left leg, and attempting to drag him away. The Earth archeologist yelped, fell on his stomach and clawed at the ground. get harassed by ones that officially don’t “Help me!” he wailed, his fingers makexist!” He whirled in the direction of the ing tracks in the soil as he was hauled sand worm’s lair. “In the interest of dioff. plomacy, I shouldn’t do this. But since Arizona dove and grabbed both his arms, you are officially a non-existent entity, but she couldn’t halt him. The worm and probably not very sentient. . .THIS wasn’t as big as the Dune variety, but TO YOU!” was rather large, about twice the size Phlogbotham flipped both middle fingers of a giant anaconda. The skin of the at the now-hidden wormhole. thing was pink and smooth and the en“Besides,” Phlogbotham went on in a tire length of its body swelled with milder voice, “way I heard, it’s too early Freudian purport. in the day for worms. Rumors are they “It’s got me,” Phlogbotham screamed. pop out when the sun warms the ground “It’s got me!” a bit.” “I’ve got you, too!” Arizona shouted as “Well, Floggy,” Arizona said, her foot still she paradoxically let go, rolled, and tapping. “You’ve proved one thing to sprang to her taloned feet. me.” The worm began pulling in earnest. Phlogbotham’s shoulders slumped. Phlogbotham cried hopelessly, “Help, “What’s that?” he said suspiciously. help, oh dear!” “You’ve proved that on Mars, the early Her gleaming knife was quick, flashing worm gets the bird.” out and slicing into the pinkish skin of the sand worm. The worm ceased reNote: Atmospheric conditions on the real tracting and recoiled from the bladeMars would not permit the action deedge, a curious purplish ichor oozing scribed in this story. The author doesn’t from the slash. really give a Donald Duck about that, but “I wonder why alien body fluids are aldoes like fiction with footnotes. It’s so ways referred to as ‘ichor,’” Arizona post-modern, you know, like Borges or mused as the worm let go of someone. By the way, these ridiculous Phlogbotham and retreated back into pun stories weren’t his idea in the first its barely-visible hole in the sand. When place, so don’t blame him. it had fully retracted and disappeared, -End the hole disappeared, too. Phlogbotham lay still a moment, face (c)2007 by John DeChancie down, silently. Then he lifted his head and yelled, “Because it’s ICKY!” He got up and dusted himself off. “You’re welcome,” Arizona said, shrugging. “I am not ungrateful,” Phlogbotham said, mustering as much dignity as he could. “But you could have acted a little quicker.” “Again, you’re quite welcome. No problem.” “All right, all right, I should say thank you!” he blurted with some irritation. “Thank you, thank you! There. Satisfied?” “Floggy, sometimes!” Arizona folded her arms and looked off, left toe tapping the sand. “Everything happens to me,” Phlogbotham said miserably. “Not only do I get harassed by alien life forms, I 29 Program Guests Bios Carol Ann Alves has interests in Ancient Egypt, Tudor England, TITANIC, Science Fiction, Collecting STAR WARS, travel and enjoying life. She is active in the club THE JEDI KNIGHTS, a 30-year old STAR WARS fan club. She is a writer, Her first novel DARKLIGHTER DESTINY was published by STAR PULSE Publications out of Salem, Oregon. She is presently continuing to work on its sequel THE PURSUIT OF DESTINY. Steve Bartlett is an aerospace engineer by day and a (professional) actor, low-budget movie maker, pilot, amateur rocketeer, writer, motorcyclist, award winning dancer and costumer, lecturer, and off-thewall person the rest of the time. He’s currently working on rocket engines to return us to the Moon and has worked on the International Space Station. He’s the Vice-President of OASIS, the L.A. chapter of the National Space Society. (He both is a “rocket scientist” and has played one on TV!!!) Tina Beychok is an editor and nonprofic researcher. Fr. John R. Blaker has been an SF/ Fantasy fan for many years. He has been a Roman Catholic priest for over ten years. He is now pastor of a small parish in Richmond, California. A master level costumer, he has been a member of a number of award-winning groups. Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff are Northern California songwriter/performers who have been working together since 1979. Maya is an accomplished writer with many published novels and countless stories in print. Jeff and Maya often perform at science fiction conventions all over the country. Retro Rocket Science was their first CD of parodies. 30 David Bratman has been a critic and reviewer and critic specializing in fantasy for many years. His articles on Tolkien and the Inklings have appeared in various publications, including the Mythopoeic Society’s bulletin. Michael Cassutt has written television scripts for such SF-fantasy series as THE TWILIGHT ZONE, MAX HEADROOM, and THE DEAD ZONE. He is also the author of several novels, including MISSING MAN, RED MOON and TANGO MIDNIGHT. Gregg Castro has been involved in the preservation of his cultural heritage for nearly two decades. He was a founding member of the modern Salinan Nation Tribal Council (serving as Tribal Chair for a number of years). He is also involved with the California Indian Storytelling Association (CISA). Gregg is a member of the Society for California Archaeology (SCA), a state organization of archaeologists. Gregg is a writer and activist within the California indigenous community, on issues regarding cultural preservation and traditional practices. Darnell Coleman has been a LASFS member for the past ten years and assistant librarian for the last three. He is also a Baptist Minister. Michael D’Ambrosio has written a trilogy consisting of the novels Fractured Time, Twisted Fate and Dark Horizon. James Stanley Daugherty Daugherty, M Phil, MFA: is a camera artist and convention runner and internationally known for his distinctive figurative work. James has also worked as an archaeologist, postman, technical writer, lab technician, librarian and photojournalist. 31 Kathryn Daugherty has been attending conventions, local, regional, and Worldcons, for over 20 years. John DeChancie has over two dozen SF/fantasy books to his credit and has published numerous short stories and articles. He has edited one SF/fantasy anthology and has contributed to many others. He publishes and contributes to fanzines. He teaches writing on the web at Writers Digest Online Workshops. Buzz Dixon is a writer, film maker, and editor. His credits include several top rated live and animated series. He has also written graphic novels and award winning short horror pieces. John D. Eggett does mechanical special effects for films. Ken Estes is an imaging tech for films, commercials, and TV. He has worked on X-Files, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Star Trek, Pleasantville, Jurassic Park, and Lois & Clark. Mark J. Ferrari Ferrari’s fantasy illustration has been widely appreciated for its sense of light, color, and strong narrative quality. He’s done freelance illustration for such clients as Lucasfilm and Lucas Arts Games. Mark has written a fantasy novel, The Book of Joby. He currently resides in Seattle, Washington, where he does background and concept art by day for a large computer gaming company. Lynn Flewelling is the author of the Nightrunner and Tamir Triad Series. She has published short fiction and several popular articles on writing and publishing. She also teaches writing workshops. Dorothy Fontana was associated with Star Trek TOS as the story editor. She also wrote Vulcan’s Glory for the series of novelizations. She was involved with two other series, Fantastic Journey and Logan’s Run. Richard Foss is a journalist, critic, restaurant reviewer, theater director, and recreational historian whose stories have appeared in Analog and several anthologies. Laura Frankos has written fantasy, both adult and YA, and mysteries. Laura Brodian Freas is a radio host of classical music programs in Los Angeles. While married to artist Frank Kelly Freas, she had created illustrations for books and magazines such as The Easton Press, Analog, Weird Tales, and TSR Inc. A recipient of the Chesley Award (with Frank Kelly Freas) from the Association of Science Fiction and Fantasy Artists, she is a quarterly judge for the L. Ron Hubbard Illustrators of the Future Contest. Christopher J. Garcia is a writer, historian, and film maker from Santa Clara, CA. David Gerrold returns to Loscon every year. It’s a necessary feeding stop on his annual migratory flight. As soon as he fills up on chocolate, he leaves. Jan Howard Finder, Finder aka The Wombat, has chaired two Tolkien conferences. In 1999 he attended Zelda Gilbert first discovered SF/ Aussiecon3. Afterwards he drove fantasy costuming at the 1984 about Oz for a total of 174 days Worldcon. She is a successful Maslooking for wombats. He puts out ter Class Costumer. an irregular fanzine on Arthur Upfield, an Australian mystery 32 writer. Mel Gilden is the author of many original children’s books as well as novelizations of Star Trek and Beverly Hills, 90210. Adult books include the three Zoot Marlowe novels. Gail Glass is a retired recreation and dance therapist. Dr. James Glass read and wrote science fiction as a kid. But the fiction writing bug bit hard again when Jim was well into his forties. His first published story was in Aboriginal S.F. and soon after he won the 1990 grand prize in the Writers of the Future contest. He retired from his academic job in 1999 and now writes full time. Diana Glyer chaired the 1998 C. S. Lewis Centenary Conference in Wheaton, IL. She has published numerous articles and contributed to the C. S. Lewis Reader’s Encyclopedia. Mike Glyer publishes the fan newszine File 770, winner of five Hugos as best fanzine. He also has won three Hugos as best fan writer. Mike chaired L.A.Con III, the 1996 Worldcon. Barry Gold was named to the Filk Hall of Fame in 1997. Lee Gold was named to the Filk Hall of Fame in 1997. Her best known filksong is “You Bash the Balrog.” Bob Gounley is a Systems Engineer for the Dawn Mission to Vesta/ Ceres at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL). A lifelong space enthusiast, he’s been a board member on the National Space Society and currently serves on the board of its Los Angeles chapter — OASIS. LASFS. He also does stuff around Loscons. Last year, he even did stuff around the Worldcon. Jude-Marie (Kelly) Green writes science fiction.She has sold fiction to Say, Ideomancer, Abyss & Apex, and Aoife’s Kiss. Barbara Hambly has touched pretty much all of the bases in genre fiction, including historical murder mysteries, fantasy, science fiction, comic books, and scripts for Saturday morning cartoon shows. Jim Harmon is a SF writer and longtime fan. He began publishing SF with “The Smuggler” for Spaceway in 1954. His nonfiction book, The Great Radio Heroes (1967), discusses Superman and other characters of scientifictional interest. Greg Hemsath earned his degree in Biology at NAU in Flagstaff, Arizona—where any which way you turn you trip over archaeology. He is a past Guildmaster of the Crafters’ Guild of Saint Greggory the Wonderworker. John Hertz is probably best known for infecting fandom with English Regency dancing. In 2006 and 2007, he was a Hugo nominee for best fan writer. By profession, he is a lawyer. Eric Hoffman was born in the darkest reaches of Brooklyn. He has given presentations or been involved in panels at Loscon for the last several years. He has written articles on the horror and science fiction genres. Louise Hitchcock has extensive archaeological experience in the east Mediterranean. Ed Green has been a fan for 35 Robert Hole is a biologist, artist years. He does stuff around 33 and fan. He has written a small book on Dinosaurs (Dinosaurs and Other Ancient Animals). Geordie Howe is a professional archaeologist. His major professional areas of interest include the prehistory of the Pacific Northwest Coast and Interior Plateau. During his career he has directed archaeological surveys and excavations throughout the wilds of British Columbia. Combining his professional career with his abiding love of science fiction, fantasy, and horror, Geordie is constantly exploring and researching the uses and abuses of archaeology in genre fiction and media. Berry Kercherval is a Bay Area computer nerd and newly minted fiction writer. James Killus has been appearing in various SF and fantasy magazines for over 20 years. He has also published two novels, The Book of Shadows and Sunsmoke. Sharon King (Ph.D. Comparative Lit., UCLA) is an Associate at the UCLA Center for Medieval and Renaissance Studies. Dani Kollin has sold his first novel, The Unincorporated Man, which is a collaboration with his brother Eytan. He also is an advertising copywriter currently living in Los Angeles. Eytan Kollin has sold his first novel, The Unincorporated Man, which is a collaboration with his brother Dani. He is also a teacher of history and economics who is currently living in Pasadena. Jacqueline Lichtenberg wrote the Molt Brothers series and the Dushau trilogy. Patricia MacEwen is a physical anthropologist who works on mu- seum collections and archaeological digs in central and northern California. Her short stories have appeared in Aeon, Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, and various anthologies. Todd McCaffrey wrote his first science fiction story when he was 12 and has been writing on and off ever since. His books include the Pern book Dragonsblood, and the nonfiction work, Dragonholder. You can visit his website at http:// www.toddmccaffrey.org. Christian McGuire is past Loscon chairman, past Westercon chairman, past NASFIC chairman, and past Worldcon chairman. He has many other bad habits as well. Dennis Mallonee is the president of Heroic Publishing, Inc., and the past publisher/editor of the illustrated fantasy/sf magazine, Fantasy Book. Craig Miller is a well-known writer/ producer and consultant in the animation and games industry. Jess Miller has been involved in costuming for about 30 years. She started by being involved with the Society for Creative Anachronism and the Northern Renaissance Faire. She has a BA in art with an emphasis on textiles and further coursework in anthropology. She is Dean Emeritus of Costume College. June Moffatt bitten by the publishing bug at an early age. She and Len published MOONSHINE for FAPA. She has written and published De Jueves for APA-L, the unofficial apa of LASFS, for more than 2200 weeks. She and Len were given a Lifetime Achievement Award at the 1999 BoucherCon, the World Mystery Convention, which they helped start (with Bruce Pelz) thirty-seven years ago. 34 They have been active in LASFS 35 since the 1940s as members, procedural officers and board members and have worked on several local, regional and world s-f conventions over the years. Len Moffatt is a writer of prose, poetry, parody, and personal publications for more than sixty five years; his first professional sales were to the latter day pulps. His short stories (s-f and fantasy) were reprinted in Australia, France and Mexico. He has been active in s-f fandom since the 1930s, and in mystery fiction fandom since the 1960s. Leslie Ann Moore is practicing veterinarian in the Los Angeles area. For as long as she can remember, she’s been a storyteller. Her recently published novel of romantic fantasy, ‘Griffin’s Daughter’, first of a trilogy, is her debut. Lynn Maudlin found fandom in 1982 at Mythcon XIII. Lynn spent ten years on the Mythopoeic Society board of directors. Lynn is a singer/songwriter, an artist, a writer, an editor, and a film producer. She is easily pulled into conversations about God and the Bible, and appreciates the obsession that is costuming. Vera Nazarian is a writer, artist, and now publisher of Norilana Books. Ancient myth, moral fables, eclectic philosophy, and her Armenian and Russian ethnic heritage all play a strong part in her work. Her website is www.veranazarian.com. Larry Niven is a science fiction writer with a whole bunch of accomplishments. He has won Hugo awards for “Neutron Star” (1966), Ringworld (1970), “Inconstant Moon” (1971), “The Hole Man” (1974), and “The Borderland of Sol (1975). He has also won some Nebulas, Ditmars, 36 and other awards. Fred Patten joined LASFS in 1960. He has attended most Worldcons and Westercons since then and was chairman of the of the 1974 Westercon and the 1987 Loscon. He was co-founder of the first Japanese animation fan club in 1977. He is one of the world’s leading authorities on anime. Dr. Jerry Pournelle is one of the leading writers of military SF. He has a number of successful collaborations with Larry Niven. He also has written about computers and science. Tim Powers is the author of a dozen SF and fantasy novels, including The Anubis Gate, Dinner at Deviant’s Palace (both winners of the Philip K. Dick Memorial Award), Last Call and Declare (both winners of the World Fantasy Award). Powers lives with his wife, Serena, in San Bernardino, CA. Tom Safer is a self taught expert on animated cartoons. He has a collection of over 4000 theatrical cartoons and animated feature films. Steve Savitzky is a songwriter who discovered organized fandom and filkdom in 1978, and wrote his first “real’’ filksong shortly thereafter. Sharon Sheffield has a degree in linguistics and anthropology with an emphasis on how language shapes culture and vice versa. Stu Shepherd first displayed artwork in the Loscon art show in 1989 and has been a regular participant in recent years. Stu is a traditional painter though much of his work is created digitally. Jill Sherwin is the author of “Quotable Star Trek”, “The De- Vanessa Van Wagner is the LASFS librarian. She is a former adult basic education teacher and literacy program manager. Though no longer in the classroom - she’s now a technical copyeditor - she maintains a commitment to promoting reading to disadvantaged families. finitive Star Trek Trivia Book, Volume I and II” and “Sailing the Slipstream: An Unofficial and Unauthorized Guide to Gene Roddenberry’s Andromeda”. Curt Steindler lives in West Los Angeles with his wife and four lizards. He is an attorney specializing in Internet and New Media law. Bill Warren has been writing about SF and other movies for over 40 years. His writing includes the two volume series Keep Watching The Skies!: American Science Fiction Movies of the Fifties. Moira Stern sings and accompanies herself on the pedal harp. She earned a Bachelor of Music Performance degree at the University of Redlands. Michael Z. Williamson is an immigrant from the UK and Canada, a veteran of the US Army and US Air Force, a bladesmith, and a writer. Tony N. Todaro is vice-president of the Greater Los Angeles Writers Society. Tadao Tomomatsu Jack-of-mosttrades, entertainer, actor, A former Loscon chair. A longtime Mid-West fan, he moved to Los Angeles to further his acting career. He has worked on such projects as Friends, Babylon 5, JAG, Inspector Gadget, Charlie’s Angels, Full Throttle, and on the NBC series Heroes. He is also well known internationally for his role on Banzai as Mr. Shake Hands Man. He is currently behind the camera on NBC’s The Singing Bee. Harry Turtledove is an escaped Byzantine historian who writes alternate history, other SF, fantasy, and historical fiction. His recent books include Fort Pillow, Crosstime Traffic: The Disunited States of America and Settling Accounts: The Grapple. George Van Wagner is a freelance writer, musician, and recording engineer who is cursed with being interested in almost everything. He is past president and current member of the Board of Directors of the LASFS. 37 Program Panels Archaeology Archaeologists Have Problems (You’ve just dug-up what?) (M) Robert Sawyer, Maya Bohnhoff, Louise Hitchcock, Geordie Howe Aliens in Archaeology: Von Danniken and other such ideas (M) James Glass, Robert Hole, Geordie Howe Extraterrestrial Archaeology: What Do We Do When We Find Something? (M) Robert Sawyer, Berry Kercheval, Louise Hitchcock, Geordie Howe, Larry Niven Historical Linguistics: What Can Language Change Tell Us? (M) Laura Frankos, Lynn Flewelling, Sharon King, Vera Nazarian, Sharon Sheffield Present and Future Ethics in Archaeology (M) James Daugherty, Gregg Castro, Louise Hitchcock, Sharon Sheffield Archaeoastronomy, The Effect of the Sky on Ancient Cultures (M) Vanessa Van Wagner, James Glass, Harry Turtledove Lost Worlds: How Do You Go About Losing A World These Days? (M) Vanessa Van Wagner, James Daugherty, John DeChancie, Robert Hole, Geordie Howe Who Owns The Past? (M) Harry Turtledove, Lynn Flewelling, Barbara Hambly, Sharon Sheffield Archaeology of Indiana Jones [Presentation] David West Reynolds Archaeology of Land of the Lost [Presentation] David West Reynolds What Is The Future Of Archaeology and Paleontology? (M) Louise Hitchcock, Gregg Castro, Greg Hensath, Robert Hole Archaeology of the Future [Presentation] David West Reynolds Can You Dig It, Excavating Our Civilization (M) James Daugherty, Gregg Castro, Robert Hole, Patricia MacEwen Art Realistic World Building: Why the Past is Important to the Present [A] (M) Robert Sawyer, Barbara Hambly, Vera Nazarian, Larry Niven, Michael Z. Williamson Designing Alien Cities (M) Buzz Dixon, James Daugherty, John DeChancie, Stu Shepherd SF & Fantasy Cover Art (M) Laura Brodian Freas, Buzz Dixon, James Killus, Vera Nazarian, Stu Shepherd Realistic World Building: Why the Past is Important to the Present [B] (M) Harry Turtledove, Lynn Flewelling, David Gerrold, Jerry Pournelle (Same topic as A but with different people) SF Art, the Best and the Worst (M) Mark Ferrari, Robert Gounley, Stu Shepherd For Locations and Times of panels, Please refer to the Pocket Program. 38 39 The Other Map Room Of Loscon (Hotel Floor Plan) Room Function Denver .................................................... Filk Room Dallas ................................... Riddle Quest Archives Chicago ........................................................ Anime Boston/Atlanta ................................ Programming Scottsdale ........................ Children’s Programming New York .......................................... Programming St. Louis ........................................... Programming Houston ............................................ Programming Washington ................................. Costume Station New Orleans ....................................... Photo Room Saddle Brook .................................... Programming Philadelphia ....................................... Programming Boardroom ................................... Office / Con Ops Satellite Registration .......................... Registration Imperial Ballroom D,E,F ..................... Programming Imperial Ballroom C ........................... Programming Imperial Ballroom B ........................... Programming Imperial Ballroom A .......................... Programming Marquis Ballroom .............. Dealers Room/ArtShow Century Pavillon ........ Demonstrations & Dig Boxes Additional Programming Rooms on the 1st Floor Warner Center ............. Listing Lounge Torrance ....................... BOF Meetpoint Palm Desert ................ Writers Lounge La Jolla ........................ Artists Lounge Irvine ............................. Computer Bay Monterey ................... NewsZine Office The Con Suite is on the 18th Floor in the Executive II Room near the elevators, end of the hallway. Upstairs, back by the Lobby/Resturant area are the Meridian Rooms. Meridian A ....................... Teen Lounge Meridian B ................................ Gaming The Masquerade will be held in the Imperial Ballroom D,E,F on Saturday. The Blood Drive will be held in the Imperial Ballroom C on Saturday. 40 n 41 For Locations and Times of panels, Please refer to the Pocket Program. Spacescapes (M) John Hertz, Robert Gounley, Aleta Jackson, Stu Shepherd Prize Winning Costumes (M) Rebecca Foss, John Blaker, Barbara Hambly Art of Theresa Mather [Presentation] Theresa Mather Dream Costumes (M) Steve Bartlett, Jan Howard Finder, Zelda Gilbert, Jess Miller Comics Discussions (These are not panels. They are discussions with a leader) American Manga (M) Buzz Dixon, Fred Patten, Tadao Tomomatsu, Marv Wolfman Past Masters: Murray Leinster Todd McCaffrey Comics to Movies (M) Eric Hoffman, Bill Warren, Marv Wolfman Past Masters: Henry Kuttner/C. L. Moore Eric Hoffman Who Wants To Be A Superhero Writer? (M) Marv Wolfman, Buzz Dixon, Dennis Mallonee, Tadao Tomomatsu Past Masters: Theodore Sturgeon Harry Turtledove SF Classics: Lord of Light by Roger Zelazny David Bratman But I Look Terrible In Tights!! Superheroes Without Underwear!!! (M) Christopher Garcia, Kelly Green, Dennis Mallonee, Marv Wolfman SF Classics: Man in the High Castle by Philip K. Dick Ed Green Department of Costuming So You Want To Get Into Costuming (M)John Blaker, Jan Howard Finder, Gail Glass SF Classics: Rendezvous With Rama by Arthur C. Clarke Robert Sawyer Costuming on a Budget (M) Zelda Gilbert, Steve Bartlett, Gail Glass, Jess Miller SF Classics: Gateway by Frederik Pohl John Hertz Hall Costumes: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly (M) Laura Brodian Freas, Tina Beychok, Gail Glass Historical Costumes (M) Jess Miller, John Blaker, Greg Hemsath Presenting Costumes (M) John Hertz, Tina Beychok, John Blaker When they tell you not to open a book and read it aloud in another language, next time listen! For Locations and Times of panels, Please refer to the Pocket Program. 42 For Locations and Times of panels, Please refer to the Pocket Program. Filk Crawling Out Of The Grave (M) Marty Massoglia, Len Moffatt, Vanessa Van Wagner Concert 1 Alexander Adams Future Horror (M) Sharon King, Michael D’Ambrosio, John D. Eggett, James Killus Concert 2 Alexander Adams Concert Maya and James Bohnhoff Fear vs Suspense (M) James Glass, Toni Blair, Michael D’Ambrosio, Vera Nazarian Concert Dr. James Robinson Midnight Monster Panel (M) Michael D’Ambrosio, Toni Blair, Darnell Coleman, Leslie Ann Moore ConcertConcert Lynn Maudlin Horror and Religion (M) David Bratman, Darnell Coleman, Mark Ferrari, Jason Henninger Concert Steve Savitzky Concert Moira Stern Movies/TV Banned From Argo led by Barry Gold The Virtues of Being Borg (M) Larry Niven, Steve Bartlett, John D. Eggett, Jill Sherwin Dr. James Explains It All Dr. James Robinson Horror The Best SF Film Ever (M) John DeChancie, Kenneth Estes, Len Moffatt, Bill Warren Bite Me, The Continuing Popularity of Vampires (M) Tim Powers, Kelly Green, Jacqueline Lichtenberg, Leslie Ann Moore, Jill Sherwin 2007, the Year in SF Movies (M) Bill Warren, Toni Blair, Kenneth Estes, Craig Miller Horror Should Be Musty and Old. How Do You Do Something New? (M) Tim Powers, Michael D’Ambroso, James Glass, Jason Henninger, Patricia MacEwen Horror For People With Weak Stomachs (M) George Van Wagner, Sharon King, Tim Powers, Curt Steindler Weird Tales, The Magazine That Keeps 2007, the Year in SF TV (M) Craig Miller, Michael Cassutt, Dorothy Fontana, Jacqueline Lichtenberg, Leslie Ann Moore Heroes Trivia for Chocolate Christian McGuire, Joyce Sperling What Males Like In a Female Leading Character? (M) Craig Miller, Michael D’Ambrosio, For Locations and Times of panels, Please refer to the Pocket Program. 43 44 For Locations and Times of panels, Please refer to the Pocket Program. SF/Fantasy Richard Foss, James Glass, Michael Z. Williamson Does Organic Life Have A Future? Do We Kill Ourselves Or Do The AIs Do It For Us? (M) Robert Sawyer, James Glass, Robert Gounley, Dani Kollin, Eytan Kollin, Karl Lembke What Females Like in a Male Leading Character? (M) Dorothy Fontana, Aleta Jackson, Jacqueline Lichtenberg, Deirdre Moen, Jill Sherwin Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (M) Joyce Sperling, Jan Howard Finder, Rebecca Foss, Laura Frankos, Jill Sherwin The Purpose of Life, What If It Was Chosen By Election? (M) Mike Glyer, Davin Gerrold, Barbara Hambly, Larry Niven, Vera Nazarian Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (M) Joyce Sperling, Jan Howard Finder, Rebecca Foss, Dennis Mallonee 2008 Hugo Nominees (M) John Hertz, Kathryn Daugherty, Christopher Garcia, George Van Wagner Flash Gordon, Then and Now (M) Barbara Hambly, Dorothy Fontana, Jim Harmon Should Insanity Be Illegal? (M) Jason Henninger, Todd McCaffrey, Patricia MacEwen, Jerry Pournelle Sci Fi vs. SF in Media. The Real Difference (M) Bill Warren, Carol Ann Alves, Machael Cassutt, Tadao Tomomatsu Is Too Much SF Being Published? (M) David Gerrold, Michael Cassutt, Kelly Green, Berry Kercheval, George Van Wagner Back to the Days of Radio [Presentation] Jim Harmon The SF Canon, Essential SF (M) Kathryn Daugherty, David Bratman, Berry Kercheval, Tim Powers, Harry Turtledove Cartoons from the Silent Era [Presentation] Tom Safer Cartoons and Classical Music [Presentation] Tom Safer Mutate Now, Avoid The Rush (Heroes Do It, X-Men Do It, Maybe Even You Can Do It) (M) Tadao Tomomatsu, Richard Foss, Karl Lembke, Larry Niven Mummy Movies [Presentation] Eric Hoffman The Day After The Day The Aliens Arrived (M) Richard Foss, Darnell Coleman, Ed Green, Tod McCaffrey Dr. Terror’s House of Pilots [Presentation] Eric Hoffman Serials Based on Comics [Presentation] Eric Hoffman Pulp Fiction (M) Marty Massoglia, Jim Harmon, James Killus, Len Moffatt, Fred Patten For Locations and Times of panels, Please refer to the Pocket Program. 45 For Locations and Times of panels, Please refer to the Pocket Program. The Inklings and Their Influence (M) Diana Glyer, David Bratman, Mark Ferrari, Laura Frankos, Tim Powers Writing Your First Novel (M) Mark Ferrari, Carol Ann Alves, Michael D’Ambrosio, Lynn Flewelling, Tony Todaro Great Literature Writers Should Read (M) Diana Glyer, Lynn Flewelling, Laura Frankos, Jason Henninger SF Magazines, Paper vs. On-line (M) James Killus, Tina Beychok, Laura Brodian Freas, Kelly Green, Berry Kercheval Other Stuff Logged on at Birth (M) Curt Steindler, Dani Kollin, Eytan Kollin, Deirdre Moen Aids Project Los Angeles Charity Auction David Gerrold I Need As Much Regeneration As I Can Get (Making You As Good As New) (M) John DeChancie, John D. Eggett, Greg Hemsath, Karl Lembke Hour 25 Fan Funds, What Are They? (M)John Hertz, Christopher Garcia, Christian McGuire, June Moffatt Mainstream Literature vs. SF (M) John Hertz, Kenneth Estes, Mark Ferrari, Dani Kollin, Eytan Kollin Fanzine in an Hour (M) Christopher Garcia, Mike Glyer, Ed Green, June Moffatt Galactic Consumer Co-ops (Empires are just soooo imperialistic) (M) Jacqueline Lichtenberg, Carol Ann Alves, Laura Frankos, Fred Patten Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, and Something Blue, Programming Your Own SF Con (M) Milt Stevens, Toni Blair, James Daugherty, Cristopher Garcia, Mike Glyer, Craig Miller What is the Worst SF Novel Ever Written? (M) David Gerrold, Kathryn Daugherty, Fred Patten, George Van Wagner Spam as Poetry (M) Vanessa Van Wagner, Sharon King, Curt Steindler Reading Robert Sawyer Writing Stuff Creating Interesting Characters (M) David Gerrold, John DeChancie, Lynn Flewelling, James Killus, Vera Nazarian Plotting and Pacing (M) John DeChancie, Maya Bohnhoff, David Gerrold, Jacqueline Lichtenberg, Michael Z. Williamson For Locations and Times of panels, Please refer to the Pocket Program. 46 47 Brief History Of Loscon LA 2000 December 5-7, 1975, GoH: None. Chair: Milt Stevens. Loscon 2 October 15-17, 1976, GoH: None. Chair: Ron Bounds. The following is a guide to the history of Loscon, the Los Angeles Regional science fiction and fantasy convention. The numbers in parentheses indicate total members and actual attending members. Naming conventions and themes are also noted on each convention. Loscon 12 November 29-December 1, 1985,Pasadena Hilton, Pasadena GoH: Robert Silverberg. Fan GoH: Terry Carr. In Absentia GoH: Daniel Pinkwater. Chair: Craig Miller. (1387 / 1318) International Hotel, Los Angeles (199 / 196) Loscon the 13th November 28-30, 1986, Pasadena Hilton, Pasadena GoH: John Brunner. Fan GoH: Bruce & Elayne Pelz. Chair: Danise Deckert. (1343 / 1282) Pacifica Hotel, Culver City (??? / 175) Loscon 3 April 1-3, 1977, Airport Sheraton, Los Angeles GoH: None. Chairs: Ed Finkelstein, Mike Glyer. (163 / 149) Loscon 4 November 4-6, 1977, GoH: Jerry Pournelle. Chair: Marty Massoglia. Loscon 5 November 3-5, 1978, GoH: Robert Bloch. Chair: Susan Fox. Loscon 6 November 10-12, 1979, GoH: A.E. van Vogt. Chair: Alan P. Winston. Loscon XIV November 27-29, 1987, Pasadena Hilton, Pasadena “Galactic Empires” GoH: C.J. Cherryh. Fan GoH: Tom Whitmore. Chair: Fred Patten. (1359 / 1330) Quality Inn Airport, Los Angeles Loscon Fifteen November 25-27, 1988, Pasadena Hilton, Pasadena “Southgate in Eighty-eight” GoH: Vonda McIntyre. Fan GoH: Stan Woolston. Artist GoH: Patricia Davis. Chair: Rick Young. (1250 / 1000) (279 / 253) Huntington Sheraton, Pasadena Loscon Sixteen November 24-26, 1989, Pasadena Hilton, Pasadena “Where Anything Can Happen...” GoH: Spider & Jeanne Robinson. Fan GoH: John & Bjo Trimble. Artist GoH: Erin McKee. Chair: Richard Foss. (1221 / 1098) (383 / 347) Airport Park Hotel, Inglewood (732 / 691) Loscon 7 November 28-30, 1980, Anaheim Sheraton, Anaheim GoH: Larry Niven. Fan GoH: Alva Rogers.Media GoH: Jack Arnold. Chair: Mike Shupp. (1120 / 1055) Loscon 17 November 23-25, 1990, Buena Park Hotel, Buena Park “Moving” GoH: Barry B. Longyear. Fan GoH: Ben Yalow. Artist GoH: Reed Waller & Kate Worley. LASFS Guest: George Alec Effinger. Chair: Robbie Cantor. (1107 / 1040) Loscon 8 November 6-8, 1981, Huntington Sheraton, Pasadena GoH: Bill Rotsler. Fan GoH: Len & June Moffatt. Chair: George Jumper. (1016 / 968) Loscon 18 November 29-December 1, 1991, Hyatt Regency, Long Beach “Robotics & Computers in SF / Fantasy” GoH: Mike Resnick. Fan GoH: Allan Rothstein. Artist GoH: Brad Foster. Chair: Rick Young. (1064 / 1019) Loscon 9 November 26-28, 1982, Universal Sheraton, Universal City GoH: Poul Anderson. Fan GoH: Milt Stevens. Chair: Dan Deckert. (1390 / 1345) Loscon 19 November 27-29, 1992, Airport Marriott, Los Angeles “Into the 21st Century on a Sturdy Broom” GoH: Barbara Hambly. Fan GoH: Mike Glyer. Artist GoH: Don Maitz. Editor GoH: David Hartwell. Chairs: Christian McGuire, Shaun Lyon. (1285 / 1241) Loscon 10 November 25-27, 1983, Pasadena Hilton, Pasadena GoH: Chelsea Quinn Yarbro. Fan GoH: Fuzzy Niven. Spec. GoH: John Myers Myers. Chair: Bruce Pelz. (1048 / 1009) Loscon 20 November 26-28, 1993, Airport Hilton, Burbank “Take This Con and Stuffie It!” GoH: Roger Zelazny. Fan GoH: Paul Turner. Artist GoH: Rick Sternbach. Chair: Chocolate Moose (with Elayne Pelz). (1204 / 1187) Loscon Eleven November 23-25, 1984, Pasadena Hilton, Pasadena GoH: Curt Siodmak. Fan GoH: Forrest J. Ackerman. LASFS Guest: Bill Warren. Chair: Charles Lee Jackson II. (1002 / 959) 48 Loscon 21 November 25-27, 1994, Airport Hilton, Burbank “The Changing Face of Science Fiction” GoH: Lois McMaster Bujold. Fan GoH: Robbie Cantor. Artist GoH: Alicia Austin. Editor GoH: Kristine Kathryn Rusch. Special GoH (“Superguest”): Julius Schwartz. Chairs: Shaun Lyon, Christian McGuire. (1173 / 1155) Loscon 29 November 29-December 1, 2002, Airport Hilton, Burbank “Planet Loscon” GoH: David Weber. Artist GoH: Nene Thomas. Fan GoH: Patty Wells. Chair: Tadao Tomomatsu. (1383/ 1308) Loscon 30 November 28-30, 2003, Airport Hilton, Burbank “Navigating the WORLDS of Science Fiction” Author GoH: Fred Saberhagen. Fan GoH:Jack L. Chalker. Artist GoH:Teddy Harvia. Chair: Michael Mason. (1229 / 1177) Loscon 22 November 24-26, 1995, Airport Hilton, Burbank “The World of SF” GoH: Bob Shaw. Artist GoH: Lubov. Fan GoH: Larry Stewart. Chair: Robbie Cantor. (1124 / 1098) Loscon XXIII November 29-December 1, 1996, Airport Hilton, Burbank “Relax in the Company of Friends” GoH: Harry Turtledove. Fan GoH: Bob Null. Artist GoH: Vincent DiFate. Chair: Christian McGuire. (1127 / 1117) Loscon 31 November 26-29, 2004, loscon xxiv November 28-30, 1997, Airport Hilton, Burbank GoH: S.M. Stirling. Fan GoH: Geri Sullivan. Artist GoH: Mitchell Davidson Bentley. Media GoH: J. Michael Straczynski. Chair: Ed Green. (1376 / 1296) Loscon 32 November 25-27, 2005, LAX Marriott, Los Angeles “2005: A Space Operetta” Author GoH: Steven Brust. Artist GoH:Rowena Morrill. Fan GoH:Bruce Farr. Chair: Karl Lembke. (1222 / 1183) Loscon 25 November 27-29, 1998, Airport Hilton, Burbank “Twenty Five Years Of a Good Thing” GoH: David Brin. Fan GoH: Marjii Ellers. Artist GoH: Sue Dawe. Chair: Kimberlee Marks Brown. (1206 / 1141) Loscon 33 November 26-29, 2006, LAX Marriott, Los Angeles “Exploring the Golden Ages of Science Fiction” Author GoH: William Tenn. Artist GoH:Bernie Wrightson. Fan GoH:Fred Patten. Chair: Scott Beckstead. (1146 / 1084) LAX Marriott, Los Angeles “Escape To LA” Author GoH: Tim Powers. Artist GoH:Wendy Pini. LASFS GoH:David Gerrold. Chair: Ed Green. (1265 / 1197) Loscon XXVI November 26-28, 1999, Airport Hilton, Burbank “It’s the End of the World as We Know It, and We Feel Fine.” GoH: Connie Willis. AGoH: Alex Ross. FanGoH: Joe Siclari. Chair: Liz Mortensen (1386 / 1204) Loscon 34 November 23-25, 2007, LAX Marriott, Los Angeles “The Dig: Excavating the Worlds of Science Fiction” Author GoH: Robert J. Sawyer. Artist GoH:Theresa Mather. Fan GoH: Capt. David West Reynolds. Music GoH Dr. James Robinson (aka Dr. Jane) Chair: Dr. Susan “Arizona” Gleason. (? / ?) Loscon 27 November 25-27, 2000, Airport Hilton, Burbank “The Dawn of a New Millennium” GoH: Orson Scott Card. Artist GoH: Bob Eggleton. Special GoHs: Harry Knowles, Robert Hewitt, Frank Kelly Freas Fan GoH: Craig Miller & Genny Dazzo. Chair: Shaun Lyon & Christian B. McGuire. (1375 / 1317) Loscon 35 November 27-30, 2008, LAX Marriott, Los Angeles “A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Loscon” Author GoH: John Scalzi. Artist GoH:Gary Lippincott. Fan GoH:Michael Siladi. Chair: Cathy Beckstead & Joyce Hooper. (? / ?) Loscon 28 November 23-25, 2001, Airport Hilton, Burbank “Education - Building the future one mind at a time” GoH: Patricia C. Wrede. ArtistGoH: Chris Butler. FanGoH: Lynn Gold. Chair: Chaz Boston Baden. (1187 / 1128) 49 A Brief History Of LASFS This year, as always, Loscon is brought to you by the Los Angeles Science Fantasy Society. Celebrating its 73rd anniversary this October 27th, it is the world’s oldest living science fiction club. However, the LASFS did not form spontaneously from a vacuum. It required the support of an organized science fiction fandom. Current LASFS Elected Officers President: Marcia Minsky Vice-Presidents: Mike Thorsen Tadao Tomomatsu Joan Steward Treasurer: Elayne Pelz Scribe: Joe Zeff Registrars: Joyce Hooper Michelle Pinkus Arlene Satin Loscon 34 Chair: Dr. Susan “Arizona” Gleason Loscon 35 Chair: Cathy Beckstead & Joyce Hooper Board of Directors (Expiration of Terms in parentheses) Chairman: Karl Lembke (2009) Vice-Chair: Mike Thorsen (2007) Comptroller: Brett Achorn (2008) Secretary: George Van Wagner (2008) Other Members of the Board: Cathy Beckstead (2007) Bill Ellern (2008) Ed Green (2009) Liz Mortensen (2007) Merlin R. "Bob" Null (2009) Elayne Pelz (2008) Tadao Tomomatsu (2009) Special Advisor: Charles L. Jackson II Advisors: Forrest J. Ackerman Len & June Moffatt Fred Patten The pioneering science fiction magazine, Amazing Stories, began monthly publication in April 1926. It printed opinions and criticisms from its readers, along with their full addresses, in a “Discussions” column. Rejoicing in their newfound kindred, many early fans, most of high school and college age, began writing to each other. Within a few years, a group of two or three hundred of these pen pals around North America and Britain had formed a loose social association. Some organized more formally. A Science Correspondence Club was started during 1928, and began publishing a club magazine, The Comet, in May 1930. By the early 1930s several of the more literate fans, individually or in collaboration, started their own amateur magazines in emulation of the professional SF magazines. The prevailing attitude and sense of purpose of these early fans and fanzines was the serious advancement of science fiction. The earliest localized SF club was The Scienceers in New York City, which first met on December 11, 1929. Its fanzine, The Planet, began in July 1930. In addition to amateur fiction and popular science articles, it reported on the meetings and social activities of the club. Copies of The Planet were mailed throughout the fledgling SF fandom, and encouraged many fans to start similar clubs in their cities. These clubs usually drifted apart after a few months or years as their adolescent members developed other interests, but there were always some SF clubs to inspire new fans to create or join local clubs. In May 1934, Wonder Stories announced the creation of the Science Fiction League, an international SF club which was to be coordinated through a col50 umn in the magazine. Members living in the same city were encouraged to get together and start a local SFL chapter. The first SFL chapters were on the East Coast, but on Saturday, October 27, 1934, seven Los Angeles SFL members and two guests met in the garage of member E. C. Reynolds. These nine fans sent a letter to Wonder Stories asking to become an SFL chapter. The Los Angeles Science Fiction League (LASFL) was granted a charter dated November 13, 1934 as the club’s fourth chapter. The LASFL met irregularly during its first year. This changed when Forrest J Ackerman, a hyper-enthusiastic L.A. fan who was in college in San Francisco at the time, returned home at the beginning of 1936 and quickly became the club’s most active member. Bolstered by Forry’s efforts, LASFL began meeting regularly every other Thursday in February 1936, increasing to the first four Thursdays of the month in January 1939 and every Thursday in July 1942. He became the nucleus of a group of similarly enthusiastic young fans such as Walter Daugherty, T. Bruce Yerke, Paul Freehafer, Ray Bradbury, and Ray Harryhausen who transformed the LASFL from a tiny literary discussion club into a lively social group. They invited all SF authors visiting or living in Los Angeles to come to the LASFL. Arthur J. Burks, Robert A. Heinlein, Jack Williamson, Henry Kuttner, and other celebrities accepted the invitation. til 1946 due to World War II). When the parent Science Fiction League began to fall apart in the late 1930s, Forry aided the club in staying alive by declaring its independence on March 27, 1940 as the Los Angeles Science Fantasy Society. Forry remained active in the club for the next two decades. He seldom held a formal club office, but he was always there to keep things moving while others came and went. Forrest Ackerman was Mr. LASFS for thirty years. By the time he stopped participating regularly in the mid-1960s, he left a firmly established club behind him. The LASFS went through some drastic personality changes before settling down into its current self. SF fandom in the Thirties was dominated by intellectual young men who gave the original LASFL the atmosphere of a college fraternity. During the early Forties, the club almost self-destructed due to fannish politics. Cliques and factions battled, attempting to impeach club officers, arguing endlessly over trivial differences of opinion, and setting up rival local SF clubs. At the same time, with World War II in progress and most SF fans over 18 in the Armed Services, the LASFS took on the atmosphere of a fannish USO. Los Angeles was a major embarkation center for soldiers and sailors shipping out into the Pacific, and LASFS members were always ready to stop fighting long enough to greet and play host to fans in uniform passing through L.A. to the front. Ackerman was particularly active in helping the LASFL publish its own mimeographed fanzines. They were full of huPerhaps in reaction, as soon as the war morous, pun-filled reviews and parodies ended the club swung to the opposite of current SF, as well as discussions of extreme, shunning most fannish activithe LASFL’s picnics, holiday parties and ties as irresponsible. The attitude was group outings to scientific lectures at encouraged that fans should aspire to Cal Tech or the local planetarium in adbecome professional SF authors, and dition to the club meetings. These soon several local writers including A. E. van established the LASFL’s reputation Vogt, Ross Rocklynne and L. Ron Hubbard throughout budding SF fandom as became regular participants. The LASFS “Shangri-L.A.”; a paradise for young SF instituted a “Fanquet”, an annual banfans. This reputation helped L.A. fandom win the World Science Fiction quet honoring those members who Convention for 1942 (postponed un- 51 made their first professional SF sale. Several members did sell one or two short stories, and one, E. Everett Evans (for whom the Evans-Freehafer Award is conamed, with Paul Freehafer; see separate section), became a minor popular author during the 1950s until his death in 1958. A major accomplishment of the LASFS in the late 1940s was the creation of the annual West Coast Science Fantasy Conference (Westercon). At this time the only SF conventions were in the New York/Pennsylvania/New Jersey area, plus the annual World Science Fiction Convention which had come to Los Angeles in 1946 but was usually held in a city East of the Mississippi. Two LASFS members, Walter Daugherty and Dave Fox, felt that the fans in Western cities deserved their own annual convention. In 1948 the LASFS started the Westercon in emulation of the Worldcon. Los Angeles-area fans held the first three Westercons until the convention was well-enough established that fan clubs in such cities as San Diego and San Francisco were ready to host it. Today the Westercon is sixty years old, and has met in cities ranging from Vancouver, BC to Honolulu, HI to Boise, ID to El Paso, TX. The Westercon’s Bylaws specify the LASFS as the archive of Westercon business and the default administrator in the case of the failure of any individual Westercon (which has never happened). Westercon 55 in 2002 returned to Los Angeles for the first time in eight years. The 2004 Westercon was in Phoenix, 2005 was in Calgary, 2006 was in San Diego, 2007 was in San Mateo, and Westercon 61 in 2008 will be in Las Vegas. Foster, Stephen Goldin, David Gerrold, Steven Barnes, John Dalmas, William Rotsler, and George Barr among others. Some were well-established when they moved to Los Angeles and others became authors while they were fans in the club. But there is no longer pressure for members to write if they prefer to remain fans. In the Sixties the LASFS regained the lively spirit of its beginnings, with the additional benefit of a growing female presence in SF fandom. The club became more family oriented, with several marriages between members during the Sixties and Seventies including Bjo & John Trimble, Len & June Moffatt, and Bruce & Elayne Pelz. Fans began to specialize into sub-groups, devoting themselves to hard-science SF, Tolkienish high fantasy, SF movies, comic books, specific movie and TV series including Star Trek and Dr. Who, roleplaying games, mystery/detective fiction, computer groups, even cliffhanger serials and old Westerns through the efforts of Charles Lee Jackson II. The Cartoon/Fantasy Organization, the first Japanese anime fan club, held its first meeting at the LASFS in May 1977. Despite this fragmentation, the LASFS counted them all as part of All Things Fannish, encouraging a strong spirit of camaraderie and family. The LASFS began to build this spirit during the 1960s, incorporating in 1968 as a non-profit educational organization and buying its own property in 1973. In 1977 the LASFS replaced it with a larger clubhouse at the current location in North Hollywood. The club acquired its first computer, an Altair, that year as a By the early 1960s the LASFS had donation by Larry & Fuzzy (Marilyn) worked through its extremes to become Niven; it was made a member as Altair the casual, open-to-all interests club that Niven. In 1993 the club completed renoit is today. There are always some SF vations to its front building, remodeling authors and artists in residence, from and doubling the size of its SF library Fritz Leiber in the late Fifties to Larry which now contains well over 10,000 Niven, Jerry Pournelle and John volumes. The LASFS went online with DeChancie today, including Alan Dean 52 its own website in 1997. sary and calling itself Loscon for the first In December 1975, the Society pretime. The Loscon was held twice in pared LA 2000, a special convention to 1977, the second that year being the celebrate the club’s 2,000th meeting. first with an official guest of honor, Jerry More a relaxicon than a convention in Pournelle. By 1978 it had settled into the traditional sense (such as featuring an annual November affair, the Los Anguests of honor or holding a formal progeles Regional Science Fiction and Fangram), the event was so enjoyable that tasy Convention, and starting with it was repeated in 1976, moving to October to honor the club’s anniver- 53 Loscon 9 in 1982 the Thanksgiving weekend has become traditional. Loscon 7 in 1980 was the first to top 1,000 members, and attendance has not dropped below a thousand since 1984. The Loscon was held in Pasadena from 1983 through 1989, in Burbank from 1993 through 2003, and in 2004 it returned to Los Angeles itself. In the last quarter of the 20th century the LASFS began to blend and expand its social and literary activities. The annual Fanquet metamorphed through a LASFS Showcase into the LaLaCon beginning in 1995; a two-day “Spring Fling relaxicon, social gathering and open house” held at Freehafer Hall. Attendance is limited to 150; the venue’s maximum capacity. Traditional LaLaCon events include a Plutonium Chili Cookoff on Saturday at noon; an Intergalactic Ice Cream Social on Saturday evening; and a Banquet on Sunday. In 1964 the LASFS began APA-L, an unofficial weekly fanzine assembled at each club meeting consisting of individual contributions by members who find it convenient to communicate through “paper conversations” of usually two to four pages; some contributing by mail who cannot attend the club’s meetings. APA-L has had contributors from throughout North America and Europe. In 1976 the similar monthly LASFAPA was started. During 2006 APA-L has averaged about thirty pages from fifteen contributors per week. Several of the unofficial sub-groups have grown into technically independent clubs which traditionally meet at Freehafer Hall on an established weekend each month, including the Cartoon/Fantasy Organization and Cinema Anime (anime clubs), the Time Meddlers (Dr. Who), and TRIPE, FWEMS and the Estrogen Zone (moviewatching clubs). Members of these clubs are also the organizers of the annual Los Angeles-area Gallifrey One (Dr. Who) convention, and the new Animé L.A. convention beginning in 2005. profit organization in 1982, the Southern California Institute for Fan Interests, Inc. (SCIFI), to be the sponsor and organizer of Worldcons, Westercons, and similar major events within the sciencefiction community that are not a part of the LASFS. SCIFI organized the 1984, 1996, and recent 2006 Los Angeles Worldcons, the 1999 North American Science Fiction Convention (NASFiC) and the 1989, 1994 and 2002 Westercons. In 1997 SCIFI created the Fan Gallery, a growing gallery of portrait photographs of prominent SF authors and fans funded from the “Benefit to Fandom” money left over from the 1996 Worldcon surplus. The Fan Gallery was first exhibited at Loscon in 1997 and has become a regular display at Worldcons, Loscons and other conventions since then. The LASFS has survived some traumatic shocks. The April 1992 Los Angeles Riots occurred on a Thursday, which almost caused the club to cancel its weekly meeting for the first time since the early 1940s. (That meeting was attended by only a few fans who adjourned early to get home before the martial-law curfew.) After the January 1994 6.7 Richter Northridge Earthquake, and again during the OctoberNovember 2003 Southern California wildfires, the LASFS became an information center for fans to keep in touch with each other and offer help. A smaller tragedy has become common due to the “graying” of fandom; LASFS regular attendees for decades have started dying or becoming confined to their homes due to the infirmities of old age. In March 2002 Bruce Pelz proposed the establishment of a status known as ‘Pillar of the LASFS.’ In order to qualify as a Pillar, the member must be dead. The member’s estate, or friends, would then make a large, lump-sum donation to the LASFS, in an amount to be determined by the club. The proposal was being For legal reasons, LASFS members indiscussed when Pelz unexpectedly corporated a separate California non- 54 died in May of a pulmonary embolism. The creation of the Pillar of the LASFS Award was approved in June with the donation set at $4,000, and donations to make Pelz himself the first Pillar of the LASFS were raised within two months at the 2002 Westercon and Worldcon. Fortunately, the LASFS is constantly adding young and enthusiastic SF fans to replace the departed. Some major LASFS events during 2004 included the club’s 70th anniversary meeting and the 40th anniversary distribution of APA-L (#2058), both in October. The participants of both ranged from their founders to newcomers who only joined during 2004. The 2006 Worldcon, L.A.con IV, was held in Los Angeles (Anaheim), and many newcomers discovered the club through that Worldcon. LASFS’s regular Thursday night meetings, starting around 8:00 p.m., usually boast sixty to one hundred fans of all ages. About half the attendees participate in the formal meeting and program, which may include a speaker, an SF movie, a panel, or auctions of SF items. The rest are present to use the club’s library (a trove of SF books, magazines, audio and video tapes, available to all members), or to gather in informal groups in various spots around the clubhouse to socialize, pursue their special interests, or work on individual club projects. (The LASFS has organized SF exhibits for local public and university libraries, and a committee has been publishing an annually updated “LASFS Recommended Reading List for Young Readers” since 1997, which has been requested by librarians across the country. The LASFS maintains social contact with other major SF clubs throughout America.) The clubhouse is also open every Friday night for more informal socializing and open gaming. In addition, on the Second Sunday of each month the LASFS hosts an open house for gaming fans. The LASFS 55 ran a SF exhibition booth at the annual UCLA Book Fair for many years, and it still holds its annual “LaLaCon” two-day relaxicon each Spring. There is something for every SF enthusiast at the LASFS! For more information call us on Thursday nights (or leave a message) at (818) 760-9234; or stop by the clubhouse at 11513 Burbank Boulevard, North Hollywood on Thursday or Friday evenings. Or check out the LASFS’ website: http://www.lasfs.org/lasfs/ L.A.S.F.S. The Los Angeles Science Fantasy Society, Inc. This world’s oldest science fiction club World’s largest dedicated science fiction library Meetings are every Thursday at 8pm Visitors Are Welcome! (First three visits free) L.A.S.F.S. clubhouse: 11513 Burbank Blvd. North Hollywood, CA 91601 Phone: (818) 760-9234 Visit Us On The Web at http:\\www.lasfs.org The “Evans-Freehafer” Award The Los Angeles Science Fantasy Society began to honor its own in 1959 with the creation of the Evans-Freehafer Award, named after two of the club’s most influential and popular members, E. Everett Evans and Paul Freehafer. E. Everett (“Triple E”) Evans was one of the first LASFSians to become a successful pro, with over a dozen short stories and novels published during the 1950s before his death in 1958. Paul Freehafer was only 27 when he died of a rheumatic heart in 1944, but it was his cheerful enthusiasm for carrying club projects to completion that made the LASFS one of the leading sf clubs of the late 1930s and early 1940s. The Evans-Freehafer Award is presented at each Loscon to that year’s recipient. The award is decided by a special committee made up of the three previous years’ recipients, and the winner is a closely guarded secret until the announcement. The award is presented for service to the LASFS, recognizing hard work and dedication to the club. Only four people (Bruce Pelz, Bob Null, Mike Donahue and Elayne Pelz) have received this award more than once. In 1972, rather than present the award to a current member, the decision was made to give the award to Forrest J. Ackerman, retroactively all the way back to 1942, for his years of service to the club. The year 2004 is the most unusual and perhaps the saddest year in this history. Michael Mason, club librarian, died unexpectedly quite soon after that year’s Loscon. The voting committee honored Michael with the first posthumous award, and it became a shared award with Christian McGuire. List of Evans-Freehafer Award Recipients 1984: 1985: 1986: 1987: 1988: 1989: 1990: 1991: 1992: 1993: 1994: 1995: 1996: 1997: 1998: 1999: 2000: 2001: 2002: 2003: 2004: 2005: 2006: 2007: 1959: Al Lewis 1960: Rick Sneary 1961: John Trimble 1962: Virginia Mill 1963: Leland Sapiro 1964: Paul Turner 1965: Fred Patten 1966: Bruce Pelz 1967: (no award) 1968: Charles Crayne 1969: Bruce Pelz 1970: Don Fitch 1971: Milt Stevens 1972: Forrest J. Ackerman (Retroactive to ’42) 1973: Bill Warren 1974: Lee Gold 1975: Tom Digby 1976: Craig Miller 1977: Jerry Pournelle 1978: Jim Glass 1979: Louis E.W. Gray 1980: Elayne F. Pelz 1981: Merlin R. Null 1982: Fuzzy Pink Niven 1983: Marjii Ellers 56 Gavin Claypool Susan Hazeltine Galen Tripp Mike Frank Charles Lee Jackson II Robbie Cantor Gary Louie George Mulligan Merlin R. Null Michael Donahue Len & June Moffatt Ed Green Leigh Strother-Vien Tim Merrigan Liz Mortensen Greg Bilan Mike Thorsen Tadao Tomomatsu Mike Donahue Merlin R. Null Christian McGuire / Michael Mason Bill Ellern Elayne Pelz The Forry Award Award for service to the science fiction community Each year since 1966, the Los Angeles Science Fantasy Society has presented the Forry Award for Lifetime Achievement in the field of Science Fiction. Named after long-time fan and “Mr. LASFS,” Forrest J. Ackerman, the award is chosen by members of the club during a meeting usually in the mid to late fall of each year, and announced at Loscon. In 2002, over thirty-five years after the award’s establishment, the club felt that it was high time that Forry himself received the award with his name. Forry Award Recipients 1966: 1967: 1968: 1969: 1970: 1971: 1972: 1973: 1974: 1975: 1976: 1977: 1978: 1979: 1980: 1981: 1982: 1983: 1984: 1985: 1986: Ray Bradbury Fritz Leiber Poul Anderson Larry Niven Harlan Ellison Theodore Sturgeon A.E. van Vogt C.L. Moore Robert Bloch Kris Neville Marion Zimmer Bradley L. Sprague de Camp Leigh Brackett Jerry Pournelle Robert A. Heinlein Horace Gold Arthur C. Clarke Frank Kelly Freas Julius Schwartz Robert Silverberg Jack Williamson 1987: 1988: 1989: 1990: 1991: 1992: 1993: 1994: 1995: 1996: 1997: 1998: 1999: 2000: 2001: 2002: 2003: 2004: 2005: 2006: 2007: 57 Donald A. Wollheim Ursula K. LeGuin Andre Norton Isaac Asimov Curt Siodmak Hal Clement Roger Zelazny Frederick Pohl Harry Turtledove Chuck Jones Jack Vance David Brin Connie Willis Anne McCaffrey Ray Harryhausen Forrest J. Ackerman Philip Jose Farmer Len Moffatt John DeChancie William Tenn David Gerrold The Rotsler Award The Rotsler Award judges are pleased to name Terry Jeeves as the winner of the 2007 Rotsler Award. Terry Jeeves, of Scarborough, North Yorkshire, England, is a member of First Fandom, that happy band of folk arriving no later than the first Worldcon (1939). For years his fanzine Erg was known around the world. He is deft with creatures human and otherwise, strange machines, and possibly intelligent beings called Soggies. The Rotsler Award was created by the Southern California Institute for Fan Interests, Inc. (SCIFI, Inc.) in his memory in 1997, to honor the lifetime work of outstanding fanzine artists. It is awarded yearly by a specially appointed panel and, by arrangement with the LASFS, it is presented at the Loscon. Its recipients receive a $300 honorarium and a plaque. Traditionally there is an exhibit of the current recipient’s work in the Loscon Art Show. There is a website at www.scifiinc.org/rotsler. Bill Rotsler (1926-1997) knew everyone and did everything. He located the fossils, crystals, and stones for the Nebula Award trophies of the Science Fiction Writers of America (SFWA). He went house-hunting with Marilyn Monroe. He wrote science fiction. He sculpted with welded steel rods. He celebrated the West Coast Science Fantasy Conference (Westercon) as his birthday In the s-f community, he was best known for graphic art. As a fanartist his cartoons were deft, his serious drawing fine, his fluency downright breathtaking. He won four Hugo Awards, twenty years apart, in 1975 and 1979, 1996 (when he also won the RetroHugo for 1946) and 1997; a remarkable span. Rotsler Award Recipients 1998 Steve Stiles 1999 Grant Canfield 2000 Arthur Thomson (ATom) 2001 Brad Foster 2002 Kurt Erichsen 2003 2004 2005 2006 2007 Ray Nelson Harry Bell Marc Schirmeister Alexis Gilliland Terry Jeeves Ice Cream Excavation Treecat crunchies, candy bones, ribbons of gold caramel... just a few of the toppings that you may see at this year’s Ice Cream Social. Come join us on Friday night and be surprised (and possibly even shocked and amazed) by the toppings offered by party hosts 58 and fan groups. Loscon Masquerade The Loscon 34 Masquerade will take place on Saturday, November 24, 2007, at 8:00 PM, in the Ballroom. Once more, we are pleased to be offering to the winner of Best in Show for the Loscon Masquerade one membership to Costume College, courtesy of Costumer’s Guild West, and a special award for Best Costume related to the con theme of “Digging up the Past”. No projectiles of any sort. If you need to throw something during your presentation, clear it with the director. No Costume Is Still No Costume. If you have any questions, ask the director; surprise the audience, NOT the director. If you have any doubts, ask the director. See above. Presentations are 30 seconds to 1 minute for one or two entrants, 1 to 2 minutes for groups of three or more. Keep it simple is the best policy. Here are the rules for this year’s show. Please remember that the rules for the masquerade are for the safety of the participants and the audience, not the whim of the director. If you have any questions regarding the rules or the masquerade, please see the Director, Jess Miller, at the signup table in the lobby. Your questions will be answered. The Masquerade Green Room, located in the Washington room, opens at 6 PM. Please be there and checked in by 7:30 PM. This means either in costume or you have your costume ready to put on in the Green Room. Please do not check in and then leave. Your must read the rules before entering. Please get the signed entry form to the masquerade sign-up by 4:00PM. No signed entry form, no entry. The categories will be children 13 and under, Novice, Journeyman and Master. Only one costume can be worn by each person, but there is no limit to the number of costumes you can make and have your friends wear! Please, NO LATE ENTRIES. If you have any questions, ask the director. No unsheathed, edged weapons on stage. All edged weapons must be peace bonded. There will be a weapons master to check them if there are any questions. No food product-based costumes or messy substances allowed on stage or in the backstage area. No outside food in the backstage area. You may be careful about the burger, but your neighbor may not. No fire allowed on stage. 59 Hall Costume Awards Costumes have been a part of science fiction conventions since Forrest J Ackerman attended the first Worldcon wearing a costume from the movie “Things To Come”. Looking around a Loscon about 10 years ago, and seeing that there were only 3 or 4 costumes, Anne Morrel, an occasional costumer, commented “This has become a dull place. We need to encourage fans to get back to wearing costumes again.” Costumes are one of the hallmarks of a Science Fiction Convention. They’re fun to create and wear, and fun for others to look at. She took charge of the Hall Costume Awards. A hall costume is clothing patterned after, copied from, or inspired by a science fiction or fantasy source. It must be capable of ordinary wear and not fall apart at inappropriate moments. It can be removed without (much) outside aid or risk of being destroyed. One old definition is that if you can go to the bathroom without help, it’s a hall costume. Every item of the costume should look appropriate to the outfit. This means no pirates or elves with tennis shoes. The over-all effect should be visually pleasant. The outfit should be a complete costume. Just an exotic hat or fancy cloak does not constitute a costume. Every time a person shows up wearing a different costume, they can get another award. It’s the person wearing the costume, not the one who actually made (or bought) it, who gets the award. It’s important that the costume wearer spend some time in the halls or the Dealers’ Room or Con Suite or other similar place. Otherwise, there’s a very good chance the award staff will never be able to find them. We’re looking forward to giving YOU a Hall Costume Award ! ! Special Needs Special Needs is at the convention to help any member with vision, hearing, mobility or other medical conditions that might affect their enjoyment of Loscon, all of which apply to the department head. We’re here to help you get the special seating you need, the mobility cart to help you move around, or whatever else you need. One thing though: we can’t help you if you don’t ask, so please, don’t be shy! 60 Dealers’ Room Welcome to LosCon 34! Our Dealers’ Room is full of excellent vendors ready to tempt you with lots of fascinating and delightful treasures. You’ll be happy to see a number of our most popular dealers back again and a few new finds as well. Exhibiting this year are: Angelwear Creations ...................................................... Jewelry and gemstones Baron’s Beauties ................................................................................................... Bedazzled by Design ............................................................................. Costumes Bobcat Publishing ........................................................ Books, Original Art, Prints Book Universe ..................................................... New books, t-shirts and games Brick by Brick Design ....................................................................................... Art Buy Soundtrax ............................................................... Film and TV soundtracks Cargo Cult Books & Notions ...................................... New books, CDs and DVDs DAG Productions ........................................................... Filk CDs, note cards, etc. Dark Gift ....................................................... Items of leather, candles and fangs Dragonmarsh Apothecary ................................. Oils, herbs, gifts and much more FM Designs ............................................................................................................ Fo’ Paws Productions .......................................... T-shirts, other shirts and totes Gray / Guardians ........................................................................................ Author The Hornsmythe ......................................... Horn, bone, & leather and costumes House of Artemas ................................................... Canvas, fleece and knit gifts The Lillian Todaro Collection ..................... Butterfly Fairy Jewelry and beadwork Lyzard 13 ............................................ Action figures, toys, blinkies & treasures Massoglia Books ............................................... Used books and bumper stickers Michael D’Ambrosio .................................................................................... Author Money-Changers ........................................................................ Coins and medals Nova Science Fiction Science ................................................... fiction magazines QR Zed Engraving ............... Knives, miscellaneous engraved items and crossbows Realm of Regalia ................................................................... Trims and costumes Soundtrack ................................................................ Vintage movie memorabilia Sea Fire Productions ................................... CD’s, DVD’s, books, jewelry, comics Sundreams and Myths ........................ Original design soft sculptures and artwork As you can see, we have a wide variety of dealers offering an even wider spectrum of merchandise. Come, join us. Browse, visit, chat and shop. You’ll be glad you did! Kris Bauer Dealers’ Room LOSCON 34 Dealers’ Room Hours: Friday: 10:00 a.m.-6:00 p.m. Saturday: 10:00 a.m.-6:00 p.m. Sunday: 10:00 a.m.-4:00 p.m. Information Come to the Information table (across from Registration) to get the latest data on program changes, neat things to do and to find the locations of the restrooms! Pick up your “No Photo” Buttons here. 61 Hours: Friday .......................... 9am-8pm Saturday ..................... 8am-8pm Sunday ........................ 9am-8pm Con Suite Loscon Base Camp As you go through your day digging up panels and workshops, sifting your wallet in the dealers’ room, and discovering the treasures of art show - take a break and stop by “Base Camp” to refuel and recharge so you may have the energy to continue your quest. We have crate loads of rations to satisfy your cravings, to quench your thirst, and stimulate your creative spirit. Regency Dancing The English Regency period (about the year 1800)? At a science fiction convention? We’ve had Regency Dancing at s-f cons for years. Usually there’s a mix of people who don’t know how but think it might be fun; who’ve tried it before but can’t quite remember; who are actually quite good at it; and who only come to watch. People come in historical costumes, or in hall costumes – s-f costume some folks wear for strolling round the halls; the late great Marjii Ellers called this “ordinary wear from alternative worlds” – or you can come as you are. Computer Lounge peoples of the early 21st century as well. Silicate Lifeform Research Bay Welcome, carbon based life, to the opportunity to share some time with your nearby neighborly silicate life. An active uplink to the LCARS information retrieval system (local terminology: world wide web) will be maintained, provided we don’t need the power for warpspeed. Food and liquid refreshment should be kept at a minimum. Please do not risk our desk controls or the nearby silicates. Thanks in advance. We will have the bay doors open 10 am to 10 pm localtime, with the possible exception of a dinner break. The silicates have determined that 20th century doors don’t respond to the whoosh signal. Some effort will be made to improve this during the event; feel welcome to check by at any time just in case. Our starship’s entire scientific research team (including a few of our carbon based crew) will be here to enhance your studies. Of course, we will welcome the chance to study the 62 Kids’ Night Out Join us Saturday night from 7-11PM for a pajama party with games, stories, and lots of fun surprises! There will be “nap space” for those who nod off early. Kids are welcome from potty trained to 12 years of age. This is not your usual kids programming! It is not babysitting, either. It is a party and parents are welcome and encouraged to stay. However, we know some of them will need to sneak off to the Masquerade or parties upstairs, too. Room Parties What to do after that last panel: An introduction to room parties Loscon 34, like most fan-run conventions, doesn’t end when the sun goes down and the Dealers’ Room closes. Besides the various evening activities (Masquerade, Ice Cream Social, various dances), we expect a number of fan groups to be hosting open room parties on our party floors. We have had record number of parties in the past. This year we don’t expect to be outdone. The LAX Marriott has a designated party floor. There will be lots of signs posted for the parties (and in the daily zine), so you can watch for them and write down room numbers. Or you can just go to one of the party floors and work your way up and down the hall and stairs to the other floors, looking for open doors. “But I didn’t get an invitation! I’m not going to go where I’m not invited.” On the party floors, the open door constitutes an invitation, especially if you hear conversation inside. Most of the parties are an excuse to hang out and talk, or drink strange and exotic beverages and nibble on unidentifiable delicacies. The parties don’t usually get too loud, although twenty fans talking in a hall having a conversation can make a bit of noise. If you’re concerned about latenight conversations outside your door, please check with the front desk and have them put you on a “quiet floor.” Trust me, 63 you’ll be happier that way. Filking those his newly minted vocal cords can manage. FILKING AT LOSCON by Lee Gold James’ performances at Loscon are dedicated to the memory of his and Jane’s beloved friend and partner, Cynthia McQuillin, who upon meeting James for the first time exclaimed, “At last I get to meet the man I fell in love with!” Science fiction fans have been sharing original songs and music at conventions for over sixty years (as chronicled in Harry Warner, Jr.’s All Our Yesterdays). You’ll be able to buy filk tapes and CDs in the Loscon Dealers’ Room. But the real filk experience is face-to-face time at concerts and in the filk circle. In addition to Dr. James. we’ll also be having concerts by: • Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff, who started as members of a rock band but eventually switched to filk. They often perform at science fiction conventions all over the country, sometimes as guests of honor. They are two time Pegasus award winners for excellence in filk music. They currently have three CDs available. • Lynn Maudlin, Mythopoeic Society member. • Steve Savitzky, whose muse leads him to the world inside the crystal (in back of the computer monitor) and other wonderful places • Moira Stern, harpist, whose repertoire includes folksongs from many different cultures. • And finally, last but by no means last, Alexander James Adams - Faerie Tale Minstrel. This year Loscon is going to have an especially wonderful filk program, starting with Music Guest of Honor Dr. James Robinson, who will not only have a concert but also appear at a “Dr. Jim Explains It All” hour to introduce his songs in more detail than usual. For 55 years, “Dr. James” Robinson lay buried deep within the mind of his female-bodied alter ego, “Dr. Jane” Robinson. Patient and skillful therapeutic excavation of long-buried memories revealed... well, a bearded baritone. “Dr. Jane” was a talented lyricist, songwriter and performer who left a legacy of wonderful music about cats, academia and especially dinosaurs. “Dr. James” doesn’t write songs, but he will do his best to perform Jane’s — at least Filk Schedule spires his audiences to make their dreams come true and look for the wonders within. From tender love songs to rowdy brawls, gentle Irish airs to rockin’ reels, AJ brings ancient legends to the mortal world in true bardic style, proving once and for all, the magic never dies! Filking Events At Loscon by Lee Gold Filk events will take place in the Denver Room unless otherwise noted. Friday evening: 8:00 PM: Open Filking Friday afternoon: 4-6 PM Boston-Atlanta Rooms Alexander James - Faerie-Tale Minstrel Unleashed from the land of Fae comes the heir to Heather Alexander’s music and magic. AJ Adams is a fiery Celtic fiddler with a compelling voice to enchant audiences of all ages. With songs and stories of the otherworld, Alexander James in- Saturday afternoon: 2:30 PM: Steve Savitzky: hacker and songwriter, whose first CD is finally out Saturday afternoon: 3:15 PM: Moira Stern: singing harpist 64 Saturday afternoon: 3:45 PM: Banned from Argo (led by Barry Gold) your guitar or other instrument and start to play and/or sing. If you sing a capella, STAND UP and start to sing. (You can sit down once the other people are quietly listening to you.) If you don’t feel up to singing, you may request that someone else sing. Pick a subject and see if anyone’s written a song about it. Rule #3: PLEASE, take conversation into the hall if someone is performing. Rule #4: No apologies after performing!! Rule #5: If you do NOT want accompaniment, say so. Otherwise we will join in at the darnedest times and in the darnedest keys. Rule #7: Bawdy songs are traditionally sung after midnight. Rule #8: Traditional folksongs are welcome. So are pop songs that seem to have something to do with science fiction, fantasy, and high tech, Or cats, roleplaying, or Neopaganism, Or other stuff. Rule #9: No apologies in the middle of performing. Rule #10: If someone asks people to turn off their recorders, please do so. Otherwise, feel free to record whatever you like. Rule #11: No apologies instead of performing. FILK: The Music of SF by Lee Gold Yes there is music at this convention - and not just at the dances. Come join us at the Filksing. You don’t know what filksinging is? Join us and learn. You think you know what filksinging is? Join us and find out what we think it is. Hint #1: A lot of filksong is to original tunes. Hint #2: Some of the filkers you’ll hear have commercially recorded tapes and CDs. You don’t know any filksongs? Join us and borrow a filksong book. Or buy some in the Dealers’ Room. Looking for late night entertainment? Join us. Forgot to pack the bucket you carry a tune in? Join us (but don’t sing louder than whoever’s leading the song). Wow, that’s a Rule. Here are a few other, usually unwritten Filksong Circle Rules (adapted from Melinda Hunter’s Rules). Rule #0: Everyone who wants to participate gets a turn. Eventually. Rule #1: No apologies before performing! Rule #2: Wait 3D6 seconds after the last performer is done and then loudly strum Come to the Filksing and hear our fabulous songs. Saturday afternoon: 4:00 PM: Dr. Jim Explains It All: Dr. James Robinson, Loscon’s Music Guest of Honor, explains the background of his favorite songs and responds to audience requests to explain and perform their favorite songs. Sunday morning: 11 AM: Critters (Extant & Extinct), a theme circle interested in anything from cats to scientists, hosted by Dr. James Robinson 11:00 AM (at least an hour long) Saturday evening: 7:30 PM: Lynn Maudlin Concert: singer, songwriter, Mythopeist, artist, fan Sunday afternoon: 1 PM: Boston-Atlanta Rooms Alexander Adams returns from the Land of the Fae for another two-hour concert Saturday evening: 8:00 PM: Maya & Jeff Bohnhoff Concert: beautiful singing and intricate guitarwork, blending rock rhythms and fannish perspective Sunday afternoon: 3:00 PM: Endangered Archaeologist Filk: open filking Sunday evening: 7:00 PM: Dead Dinosaur Filk: open filking Saturday evening: 9:00 Dr. James Concert: Loscon’s Music Guest of Honor Saturday evening: 10:00: open filking 65 66 Teen Programming Friday: Saturday: Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Calling all young conquerors! The Conquerors of the Ancient World (teenagers) are meeting to play video games, do crafts and other fun stuff like playing “Are you a werewolf?” There will be some Competitions to see who is the great- Sunday: We will be meeting 4:00 pm.-1:00 a.m. 12:00 noon-6:00 p.m. 8:00 p.m.-1:00 a.m. 12:00 noon- Close of Con est Conqueror of video games like Guitar Hero, Halo 2, Smash Brothers and many more. Come as you please! Art Show Come to the Art Show and see all the beautiful and fun artworks on exhibit. Many items in the Art Show are for sale by written or voice auction. We will accept checks, Visa, Mastercard and the ever-popular cash. You need a bidder number to bid on and to purchase items. Our friendly staff will be happy to provide you with a bidder number and explain the rules for bidding. Art Show Hours: Friday Noon to 6 pm Saturday 10 am to 6 pm Closeout of written bids at 6 pm Sunday -10 am to 12:00 noon, Noon to 2 pm, Auction 2 pm to 6 pm, Pickup of sold artwork and after closeout sales. Some of our displaying artists: Theresa Mather Betsy Mott Alan Beck Rotsler Award Winner Vicki King España Sheriff John Erickson Daniel Cortopassi Mark Corrinet Yvonne Erickson Peri Charlifu Dawn Mullan Sarah Lee Clemens Robert Hole, Jr. Charlene D’Alessio Richard Man Bic Pham-Le Stu Shephard Denise Garner Thomas Rucktenwald Maia Sanders Artists and Illustrators of the Future John A. Garner Art Show Docent Tours Docent Tours of the Art Show. This is a practice we borrowed from museums, where informed guides lead round small groups pointing out things that help people appreciate what they see. Talking about art is itself an art. The late Bill Rotsler, among his uncountable talents, was so fascinating as an Art Show docent that tours he led tended to accumulate fans along the way, by the end resembling a rehearsal for grapes or bison. Try a tour at Loscon 34! Look for the schedule near the Art Show entrance. 67 Children’s Programming Hours: Friday: 1:00 pm.-6:00 p.m. Saturday:10:00 a.m.-6:00 p.m. Sunday: 10:00 a.m.-4:00 p.m. Come join us in the little Ziggurat! If you are between 3 years old and 12 years old, potty trained and have a paid membership whether children’s or full, please join us! There will be playing with Bones, Reading of Books, Leather work, and sand art. Some special Items of Interest are: Dr. Destructo teaching about the parts of the computer. Dr. Susan “Arizona” Gleason showing how to make arrowheads. The Kids’ Choice awards are Saturday at 11 AM. Join us earlier at the Ziggurat or join us at the art show. The Money Changers are allowing us a special treat on Saturday in the afternoon. Also, at points throughout the con we can visit the dig boxes. See the pocket program and board for more details. Anime The anime room will be bringing you tales from the past, future, and slightly sideways to the present from 10am-2am Friday, 10am-2am Saturday, and 10am - 3pm Sunday. And earn fabulous volunteer hours sitting around watching anime! Ask Volunteers how you can sign up for a shift operating our advanced technology. Friday, November 23 10 am El Hazard 11am King of Bandit Jing 12 noon Dual 1 pm Ah! My Goddess 2 pm The Third 3 pm Trigun 4 pm Planetes 5 pm Ghost in the Shell: SAC 6 pm Noein 7 pm Genshiken 8 pm Escaflowne 9 pm Tenchi Muyo GXP 10 pm Ruin Explorers 11 pm “ mid Licensed by Royalty 1 am Witch Hunter Robin Saturday, November 24 10 am El Hazard 11 am Mythical Detective Loki 12 noon Master of Moquiton 1 pm School Rumble 2 pm The Third 3 pm D.N.Angel 4 pm Full Metal Alchemist 5 pm ova Hina 6 pm Master Keaton 7 pm Pumpkin Scissors 8 pm Kurau Phantom Memory 9 pm Ergo Proxy 10 pm Spriggan 11 pm “ mid Elf Princess Rane 1 am Eureka Seven Sunday, November 25 10 am El Hazard 11 am Ranma 1/2 12 noonMartian Successor Nadesico 1 pm 2 pm 3 pm 68 Moon Phase The Third Rune Soldier Louie The Lost Cities of Gaming Explore the The Lost Cities for more adventures and contests of skill. Games like expedition based Lost Cities and the archaeological digs of Thebes will add a thematic touch to this year’s Loscon Game Room. Other new games and many old favorites: war games, rail games, card games, LARP, and the like will be played, too. There are friendly games and a few tournaments with prizes. Be sure to check the schedule on the door and the daily program! Exhibits This year at Loscon, thanks to the efforts of Dr Emmett Brown, we are pleased to present exhibits from “The Museum of the Future”. Please enjoy, and wonder at these rare artifacts from futures past. 69 Security/ Con Ops Loscon likes to be proud of its members, but there may be one or two that just get out of hand. If you find or notice a member of this convention in need of assitance or our “special consideration,” let us know in Con Ops / Office and we’ll handle it right away. We are located on the main floor in the Boardroom. WEAPONS POLICY Please leave your real weapons at home. Remember that we are located extremely close to a major international airport and really do not want to draw the unwarranted attention of Homeland Security. All weapons that are even remotely identifiable as such must be checked with convention operations and peace-bound if necessary. If you are uncertain about the status of your costume prop, please check with our operations crew (located in the Convention Office to the side of the elevators opposite of Registration). If you are not willing to (Yep, that includes your whip Indiana.) have your item peace-bound (usually by a zip-tie), please leave your prop in your room. If you purchase such an item in the dealers room, please leave it within the wrapping until you get back to your room. No brandishing of prop weapons (even for photographs) in the hallways. There will be a room available for Photographs on Saturday where you can do your weapon poses. Check with the Masquerade Director about specific Masquerade related weapon policies. Thank you and have a safe convention experience. Photography / Videotape Policies It is permissible to videotape at at the LASFS table. Once regisLoscon as long as you respect tered you will receive a press people’s requests not to and as badge and your intentions may long as you are polite and unbe posted in the newszine so obtrusive. We will be handing that people will know. There will out “no photo” buttons that be Official Loscon Videographers people can pick up at the inforand Photographers roaming the mation desk to indicate to both hallways of the convention evour official and unofficial ery day. All attendees should videographers/photographers be aware that unless they pick that they wish not to be picup the “no photo” button they tured. If you are intending the might be included in such picfootage to be sold and/or tures or tapes that Loscon will shown in a non-private forum be using for future publicity. we desire for you to register 70 yourself with our Press Liaison Registration Hours: (Pre-Reg Only) Evening 7:00 p.m. - 9:00 p.m. Friday: 9:30 a.m. - 6:00 p.m. 6:01 p.m. - 8:00 p.m. Saturday: 9:30 a.m. - 6:00 p.m. 6:01 p.m. - 8:00 p.m. Sunday: 9:30 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. Thursday Listening Lounge Audio entertainment for your listening pleasure will once again be featured in the Listening Lounge. We are preparing another program of Old Radio, Readings & other tidbits. Come on by the Warner Center room on the first floor and join us. Rest your feet for a little while and enjoy a journey through the wide-ranging landscape of the theater of the ear. Office Lost & Found Have you lost something? (Your Mind? Sorry, we can’t help you there - try the con suite, they can help you get it back.) Lost & Found is with the Office, in the Boardroom. Come in and see if we have what you’ve misplaced. 71 Daily Zine Neophyte Newsie Needs Nerds ! The dashing and colorful Martin Young has been selected to edit Loscon 34’s Journal of RKOlogy. His only problem: he has no idea what he’s doing. His solution: get other people to do things for him. True, he has the handsome and talented Robert Evans as chief reporter, but he needs people to carry completed newsletters to wherever they’re supposed to go, and to do other stuff he hasn’t even thought of yet. Please volunteer! Report to the Monterey Room, 1st floor for your assignments. Items of interest will be gratefully accepted. Some of them might even be used in the newsletter! (Possibly edited for space.) Others will be used for purposes you probably don’t want to know about. Fan Tables No one fandom or group can claim to be the only player in town. It’s a big universe out there, with many different special interests groups. Fan tables are a collection of informational presentations from various other groups, clubs, and conventions. Fan Tables are offered free of charge to these groups and manned by their respective staff keep the information flowing. Be sure to visit the Fan Tables in the Ballroom Entrance area to meet someone with the following groups: Information Special Needs Volunteers Masquerade LASFS Time Meddlers Browncoats Costumers Guild West SoulGeeks.com Brewster Rockit OASIS Science Fiction Poetry Association SCA Loscon 35 Gallifrey One LepreCon ConDor Conjecture Denver Worldcon Montreal Worldcon Westercon 61 Las Vegas, Nv Westercon 62 Tempe, AZ 72 Courtesy of the department of redundancy department (For Those Who didn’t read them earlier) Security Rules Weapons Policy: All Weapons for Costumes and otherwise, regardless of being “letter openers” or replica weapons, MUST BE PEACE BONDED. Zip Ties are available in the Convention Operations (ConOps). NO projectile weapons of any sort, nor realistic or real weapons, edged or otherwise. The only place during the convention where weapons maybe utilized is during the MASQUERADE on Saturday. And only then, subject to the approval of the Masquerade director. PEACE BONDING: Tied Shut, Taped closed and Unavailable by accident or design. Anyone found with unbonded weapons will be asked to return said weapons back to their room, conveyance / vehicle / transportation and or kept in Operations until the end of the convention. Bearer’s Flap-covered pistol holsters may be asked to be open them. IDENTIFICATION: To attend any of the convention events you need “those stinkin’ badges”. Any time you are in a convention area, please wear your badge visibly. If you misplace you badge, please report it to the Registration Desk. There may be a replacement fee. If you find someone else’s badge, please re- turn it to Office and or Registration. Kids In Tow must be in the company of a paid adult at all times. Children’s Programming is NOT Child Care. Smoking is permitted ONLY in designated OUTDOOR areas. California State Laws apply to legal ages in imbibing of Alcohol, etc. Please have your ID handy. We consider it our Phannish and Legal Duty to refuse service to anyone acting irresponsibly. IF you have a complaint concerning the convention or the hotel (other than problems with your personal room), please contact Convention Operations or any of our Helpful Loscon Staff Members first. No costume is still no costume. Also, costumes that are edible and or leave trails... Well, you do it, you clean it up. Please Follow Hotel Guidelines for proper adhesion devices for posting messages, etc. Consuite consumables are to be kept in the consuite area please. Volunteers Volunteer? You want to volunteer? Great! Access to food, a chance to step up the chain of command, or just to meet all kinds of interesting people. We will hold raffles for awesome prizes. You might even earn a membership to Loscon 35! Become a member of the Dig Crew now! 73 Visit the Pharaoh, George Mulligan, in the Con Suite to place a gift in the Vault. .... Hey mister, you wanna buy an autograph? At Loscon 34, you can have your books signed for free! Unbelievable, but true! Autographs Just drop by the autograph table, inside the Dealers’ Room, and have them signed by your favorite authors. Be sure to check the schedule board next to the table for any changes. The autograph sessions will be held on Friday, Saturday and Sunday from 12noon to 5pm. Friday 12noon Marv Wolfman Saturday 12noon Tim Powers 12noon Michael D’Ambrosio 1 pm David Gerrold Sunday 2 pm Jacqueline Lichtenberg 1 pm Barbara Hambly 1 pm Mel Gilden 12noon Harry Turtledove 3 pm James Glass 2 pm Dorothy Fontana 12noon Jim Harmon 4 pm Mark Ferrari 2 pm Larry Niven 1 pm Lynn Flewelling 4 pm Maya Bohnhoff 3 pm Robert Sawyer 1 pm Vera Nazarian 4 pm Jerry Pournelle 2 pm Deirdre Saoirse Moen 3 pm Todd McCaffrey 74 Expedition Members Brad Achorn Brett Achorn Kore B. Adams Stephen Alderson Alegria Todd Allis Janet M. Alvarez Carol Ann Alves Erik Anderson Karen Anderson Melissa Anderson Doug Andrews Nadine Armstrong Craig Arnush Jacob Arnush Miranda Arnush Rene Arnush John Attwood Hammond B. Atwell Priscilla Atwell Rex B. Atwell Chaz Baden Jocelyn Baden Lynn Boston Baden Wil Baden Janet Baernstein Mark Banning Amy Barer Danny Barer Kathryn Baron Steve Bartlett Kenn Bates Kris Bauer Deanna Bayless Sundance BeKinnie Cathy Beckstead Patrick Beckstead Scott Beckstead Ruth Behling Alex Bellanger Sherri Benoun Tony Benoun Belle Benson Thomas Benson Elizabeth Berrien Henry Bestwick Tina Beychok Greg Bilan Mary Ann Canfield Toni Blair Diane Capewell Sheila M. Blaise Stuart Capewell John R. Blaker Dora Carder Blars Kathy Carder David Bliss Amy Carpenter Dave Bloom Cathy Carroll Kent Bloom Suzi Casement Michael Bloom Jamie Cassidy-Curtis Stella Bloom Tim Cassidy-Curtis Robert Blum Michael Cassuit Bert Boden Elonda Castro Jeff Bohnhoff Gregg Castro Maya Kaathryn Bohnhoff Wing Chan Margaret Wander Bonano Yates Chandler Molly Boone John Chapman Lynn Bougher Judith A. Chapman Robbie Bourget Kristin Chernoff David Bratman Dennis Cherry Michael Brennan Kristine Cherry Nancy Brennan Eric Cheung Alexandra Brown Jennifer Chou Grant Brown Alan Chudnow Jordan Brown Aaron Cistrelli Kim Marks Brown David Clark Dennis Buckley Fiona Cleary Bucky Entourage #1 Heather Cleary Bucky Entourage #2 St. Sean Cleary Bucky Entourage #3 Jud Cohan Bucky Entourage #4 Aaron Groff Cohen Timothy A. Burdick Sandy Cohen Michael Burlake Jennifer Cole Stan Burns Darnell Coleman Colleen Burrows Karen Connell Shirley Bushnell Robin E. Cookson Cassandra Bustos Kevin Cooper Jonathan Bustos Norm Cooper Thomas Bustos Kendal Copperberg David Byrd Aaron Cornelius Jennifer Byrd Alan Cornelius Chet Cady Dian Cornelius Chuck Cady Jessica Cornelius Tasha Cady Sara Cornelius Linnea Caldeen J. Corsentino Melissa H. Campbell Guest of J. Corsentino Richard Costas 75 David Cotelessa Cal Cotton Richard Creasey Doug Crepeau Samuel Crosbie Shawn Crosby Catherine Cruzan Bill Curry S.L. Curtis Michael D’Ambrosio James Stanley Daugherty Kathryn Daugherty Patricia Davis Walt Davis Genny Dazzo John DeChancie Jane Dennis Scott Dennis Elena Dent Greg Dienhart Liane Dienhart Buzz Dixon Albert Dobrovitz Kevin Dodds Andrew Dolan Jr. DragonMarshie Deborah Drake Pamela Du Puy Eric Du’ Marn Saul Dudley Linda Dunlap T.A. Dunn Jr. Brandon Eads Serenity Ebert John D. Eggett Bill Ellern Dan Erickson Guest #1 of Dan Erickson Guest #2 of Dan Erickson Guest #3 of Dan Erickson Steffany Ernst Ken Estes Barney Evans Bob Evans John Evans Kate Evans Kathy Evans Darrel L. Exline Jade Falcon Jade Falcon Mark Ferrari Wayne Fiebick Jan Howard Finder Dennis Fischer Guest of D. Fischer Glen Fisher Don Fitch Lynn Flewelling Dorothy Fontana Rebecca Foss Richard Foss Ashton Fox Shawnna Fox Nola Frame-Gray Joyce Francisco Michael Frank Rebecca Frank Laura Frankos Danny Frashier Laura Brodian Freas H. Denise Freeman Stanley Friesen Greg Funke Sharon Gaffney David Gallaher Michael Galloway Christopher J. Garcia Ed Garcia Karen Garcia Steve Gattuso Flavius George III Elizabeth Gerds Eric Gerds David Gerrold Lester S. Gibo Zelda Gilbert Mel Gilden Gerard Gillesspie Dana Ginsberg Brian Gitt Gail Glass James C Glass Susan Gleason Larry Glidden Ron Gluck Diana Glyer Mike Glyer 76 Jerry Gobler Jean Goddin Barry Gold Lee Gold Harold Goldstein John Goodwin Bino Gopal Vanessa Gopnzales Varoujan Gorjian Zareh Gorjian Robert Gounley Edwin Grace Eleanor Grace Joyce C. Grace Peter Grace Mark Graves Louis E W Gray Bill Green Ed Green Kelly Green Hugh S. Gregory Dave Guon Michael Hale Barksdale Hales Jonnalyhn Wolfcat Hall Barbara Hambly T. Hanley Brenda Hanrahan Larry Hansen Barbara Harmon Jim Harmon Harold Harrigan Lisa Deutsch Harrigan Harold Harrigan III Susan Haseltine Patrick Havert Steffani Hawk Bill Hayes Thury Hayes Thomas Hegdahl Stacey Helton Greg Hemsath Rita Henderson Samantha Henderson Jason Henninger John Hertz Debra Hicks Guest of D. Hicks Louise Hitchcock Charles Hoff Patty Kim Eric Hoffman Sharon King Frederick Holderman Vicki King Robert Hole Jr. Keith Kissel Jonathan Holt Michelle Klein-Hass Lew Holzman Elizabeth Klein-Lebbink Frank Hood Steve Klingler Ed Hooper Bill Knight Joyce Hooper Gary Kodel Hans Hornstein Dani Kollin Amelia M. Horswill Eytan Kollin Geri Howard Deborah Kolodji Geordie Howe Hiroshi Konoya Richard Hubbard Laura Korp Ken Hughes Mike Korp Sandra Huibers Marian Kravitz Jeffrey Hulten Jim Krenz Cat Hunt Gordon Kuist Dennis Hunt Gordon Kuist Laura Hunt Jolie LaChance Robin Hunt Lidra Lasby Gordon Huxford Fred D. Lazzelle John Innis Hieu Le Paul Jackson Mary Lee Charles Lee Jackson II Karl Lembke Richard James Melina Levesque Evan James IV David Levine Robert Jansen Sheila Levine Bill Jett Barry Lew Mary Jane Jewell Steven Libis James Jira Jacquelline Lichtenberg Brianna Johnson Rachael Linker Warren Johnson Rebecca Linker Angela Jones Shannah Linker Patrick Joyce Sheldon Linker Kagome John Lipski Vanessa Kam Teresa Lipski Wesley Kawato Steve Loeb David Keller Edward Lopez Robert Kennedy Jesus Lopez Gary Kephart Lupin Berry Kercheval Peter S. Lust Arthur Kienle Bradford Lyau Kathryn Kienle Patricia MacEwen Megan Kienle Alasdair Mackintosh Susan Kienle Ines Madison James Killus Paul Magwood Abby Kim Forrest Kim 77 Dennis Mallonee Richard Man Ari Man-Willrich Silvi Man-Willrich Jon Mann Beth Marble Chris Marble Judy Margolis Alice Massoglia Marty Massoglia Charles K. Matheny Theresa Mather Lynn Maudlin Sergio Mc Laufin Kevin McAlonan Todd McCaffrey Dave McCarty Michael McConnell Raymond McDermott Bruce McDonald Kada McDonald Christian B. McGuire Mac McMahon Marcia McMahon Kevin McNutt Kevin McRae Dawn Meister Cary Meriwether Jason Mersel Jonathan Mersel Marjorie Mersel Harry R. Meyer Stephanie Meyer David Milano Craig Miller Jess Miller Marcia Minsky G. Ann Mitschek G. Ann Mitschek Deirdre Saoirse Moen Rick Moen June M. Moffatt Len Moffatt Aimee Moisa Michelle Monagin David Montag Helen Montgomery Leslie Ann Moore Victor Moray Mary Morman Anne Morrel Andrea Morris Liz Mortensen Will Morton Yvonne Fay Morton Steve Moss Robert Mueller Cathy Mullican George Mulligan Vera Nazarian Sasa Neuman Guest of S. Neuman Soraya Newell Pearl Newton Terry Newton Wendy Newton Heide Nichols Larry Niven Dick Nordrum Guest of D. Nordrum Marcella Norling Bob Null Dave O’Brien Chris O’Halloran John O’Halloran Margaret Oberg David T. Okamura Stephen Okay Janis Olson Phil Osborn Adela Paige Chris Paige Gina Palmer Patrick Palmer Walter Parker Fred Patten Guest of F. Patten Janet Pederson Stephanie Pederson Michael Pell Elayne F. Pelz L. A. Perry Selina Phanara Kenneth Philliponi J. Girard Pinard Juanita L. Pinard Michelle Pincus Anna Poliner Eylat Poliner Mark Poliner Larry Pollack Vena Pontiac Toni M. Poper Ken Porter Jerry Pournelle David Powell Tim Powers Carol Purcell Adam Rakunas Anne Rakunas Suzanne Raymond Evelyn Reed Robin Reed Regina Reynante Carla Reynolds David West Reynolds Joe Rhett Barbara Ring Brenna Ring Katherine Ring Shauna Roberts Linda Robinett Dr. James Robinson Linda Robison Kevin Roche Maria Rodriguez Dave Rood Bruce Rowan Rebecca Rowan Arthur Rubin Ronni Rubin Douglas Rudd Krystal Ruins Kit Russell Paulette Russell Brian Sack Tom Safer Paula Salo Stephen Saracco II Arlene Satin Gordon Saunders Colleen Savitzky Emerald Savitzky Kat Savitzky Steve Savitzky 78 Carolyn Sawyer Robert J. Sawyer Sharon Sbarsky Gene Schneider Spring Schoenhuth Caitlin Schuette Crystal Schuette Kevin Schuette Michael Paul Schultz Eric P. Scott Jerome Scott Malcolm Scott Taylor Scott Guest of T. Scott William Scott Katherine Seddon Kay Shapero Jerry Shaw Mike Sheffield Sharon Sheffield Stu Shepherd Jill Sherwin Barry Short Don Simpson Cheryl Simshauser Steven Simshauser Nick Smith Terrie Smith Vicki Smith Rainy Smyth Steve Smyth Thomas Snyder Cathy Soper Mary Sorensen Christopher Spano J’nae Rae Spano Carol A. Sperling Joyce Sperling Sally Spero Steve Spero Don Standefer Margie Standefer Jeri Standfield Curt S. Steindler Okay Stephen Alison Stern Mike Stern Moira Stern Milt Stevens Joan Steward Bob Wadey Willard Stone Kate Wadey Andrea Strassle Miriam Wadey Nicholas Strickland Evelyn Walton Paula Stubblefield Monalisa Ward Linda Subias Bill Warren Marco Subias Chester P Wasko Jr Jan Suzukawa Mike Weasner Anders Swanson Jim Webbert Guest of A. Swanson Carole Weinstein Ira Taborn Elliot Weinstein Kym Taborn Steven Weinstein Michael Tallan Richard Weiss Sheri Taylor John Wenn Sherilynn Thagard Donald Wenner Ford Thaxton Linda Wenzelburger Carolyn Thompson Alan White Greg Thompson Brenda White James Thompson Lee Whiteside Keith Thompson Lynda Wiesmeier Katt Thornton Arlo Williams Katy Thorp Mike Willmoth Steve Thorp Dave Willoughby Michael Thorsen Vernon Tice Lillian Todaro T. N. Todaro Michael Toman Tadao Tomomatsu Andrew Trembley Teresa Trousdale Dorothy Truslow Harry Turtledove R-Laurraine Tutihasi Brad Tyler Rochelle Uhlenkott Jim Underwood J. Yochanan Urias Veda Urias Brian Van De Walker Karen Van De Walker Kirk Van De Walker Ray Van De Walker Roxanne Van De Walker James Van Lydegraf George Van Wagner Vanessa Van Wagner JP VanGordan Linda VonBraskat-Crowe 79 Christina Willrich Marie Ellen Wilson Marv Wolfman Noel Wolfman David Wong Don Wong Glen Wooten Linda Wright Frank Wu Peggy Wu William G. Wu Kathryn A. Yeager Roy Yeakey Gordon Yee Guest of G. Yee Kenrick Yoshida Guest #1 Yoshida Guest #2 Yoshida Martin Young Tony Zbaraschuk Joe Zeff Beth Zuckerman Eric Zuckerman Guide to Advertisers Anticipation - 67th Worldcon ......................... Inside Cover - Front Westercon 61 Las Vegas ..................................................... Pg 59 Westercon 62 Tempe ........................................................... Pg 39 AnimeLA ............................................................................... Pg 35 BayCon 2008 ....................................................................... Pg 66 ConDor XV ............................................................................ Pg 46 Conjecture 2008 .................................................................. Pg 44 Discworld, North American ..................................................... Pg 2 LepreCon 34 ......................................................................... Pg 47 Loscon 35 ....................................................... Inside Cover - Back Gallifrey One-19th Symphony .............................................. Pg 23 Fractured Time ....................................................................... Pg 7 Blood Drive ........................................................................... Pg 53 Toy Drive .............................................................................. Pg 67 Guide to Program Book Art Cover Art Access Fan Alien Reader Blood Drive The Boys Closed Door Party “Dino Drift “Dino End of The World” Dr. Arizona Exhibits “Fish Inheritance” Grimoire Judge Loscon 34 Logo “Lost Cities” Miscellaneous Artwork “Mummy Chase” “Mummy Tag” Oops Panelist “Piltdown Fan” Registration Line (Short) ToyDrive Volunteer Theresa Mather Photo Dr James Robinson Photo Robert Sawyer Photo Theresa Mather .................................... Cover Front & Back Tony Benoun............................................................. Pg 61 Larry Stewart ............................................................ Pg 72 Dennis Cherry ........................................................... Pg 53 Steve Leialoha .......................................................... Pg 59 Jay Kinney ................................................................ Pg 63 David T. Okamura ....................................................... Pg 3 David T. Okamura ..................................................... Pg 71 Mario D’Anno .............................................................. Pg 1 Tony Benoun............................................................. Pg 69 David T. Okamura ..................................................... Pg 79 Larry Stewart ............................................................ Pg 42 Tadao Tomomatsu .................................................... Pg 60 Tony Benoun.................................................... Cover Front Tony Benoun............................................................. Pg 69 William R. Rotsler ...................... Pg 56, 57, 58, 61, 70, 65 España Sheriff ........................................................... Pg 25 España Sheriff ........................................................... Pg 37 Larry Stewart ............................................................ Pg 58 Linda Miller ................................................................ Pg 46 David T. Okamura ..................................................... Pg 29 Larry Stewart ............................................................ Pg 71 Tony Benoun ............................................................. Pg 47 Larry Stewart ............................................................ Pg 73 Courtesy of Theresa Mather ........................................ Pg 12, 13 Courtesy of Dr James Robinson ............................................ Pg 16 Courtesy of Robert Sawyer ......................................... Pg 8 David West Reynolds Photos Courtesy of David West Reynolds ......................................... Pg 14 Chair Photo Courtesy of Dr. Susan Gleason .................................... Pg 4 80 The End 81 82