High Vandalism Rate Was Reported Last Weekend

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LAFAYETTE COLLEGE F.A.STON PA
APRIL 1, 1983
High Vandalism Rate Was
Reported Last Weekend
by Tonimarie A. Vizzuso
"We had an exceptionallv bad
wediend" was the feeling oi most
adminiBtrators. V a n d a l i s m
incidents ranging firom broken
windows and broken trees, to a
diacharging ofa fire extinguisher
are all examples of the type of
deitructive activitiee which took
place between Friday evening
and Sunday moming.
Statistics are compiled fi-om
security reports and assessments
1^ plant operations. Security
patrols circulate throughout the
campus on a time schedule and
report any dcunages in the form
ofân offensive report, a copy of
which is sent to the deans on
Monday. Plant operations
inspects all residence halls every
Monday moming and reports
any damages they find.
William R Ledder, director of
plant operations, noted that
significant damage was done to
South College this weekend,
particularly in the lounge where
a party was reportedly held on
Friday night Also, a number of
phone extensions were tom firom
walls, a window was broken on
an interior door on the second
floor, and much ofthe wall paper
was ripped.
A window was broken in
Gates Hall where a party was
reportedly held, and a beer bottle
was thrown through a window
at the Placement Office. Two
trees were destroyed beyond
repair. The first occurred outeide
Marquis according to a security
report between 2:45 a.m. and
3:20 a.m. The second was also
discovered by Security behind B16 Watson Court Ledder claimed
that the trees would cost approximately $125 each to replace.
Security reported an attempted
break into Van Wickle Hall. The
security screen had been kicked
in and the glass window broken.
Two light fixtures were
vandalized as well, one was
broken outeide of South College
on Friday evening. The second
occurred outeide of Kirbv House
(Continued on Page 13)
Town Meeting
Generates
Discussion
(Photo by Amy Kriight)
Congratulations Dean!
by Teresa Feroli
At the end of this semester,
Lafayette will be losing its
aasietant director of residence
and activities and one of its
assistant deans of students,
Wendy L. McCulloh. Her
engagement to Mr. George White
was announced recently and she
"nilbe moving to the Washington,
D.C, area where her fiancee is
employed by The Washington
Post.
In an interview this past week,
McCulloh repeated several times
|nat her decision to leave
Ufayette was a very difficult
one to make. She h a s enjoyed
her position here and described
It as "never boring." As the first
peraon to hold this office, she
pinpointed ite greatest personal
"Met as permitting her to work
[o areas pertaining both to stuMnt residence and student
Muvities thus giving her the
opportunity to work with many
afflerent types of students. She
'^Vtetted that she would not be
NEW RA'S
( k T ^ a long selection process,
™new additions to the Resident
AdVMor system have been
«>nounced. They are
wtoy Bauer '85
Bill Bull '85
^ 1 Conlon '86
Jun Dicker '85
wuce Eatroff '85
Nancy Flagg '85
Doug Godshall '86
Noreen HalUsey '^5
Jim Killian '84
^ a Konoplisky '85
^ Landy '85
Marianne Piatt '84
Vijay Rajguru '84
^m Rakow '85
Bucky Rogers '84
Mark Rossi '85
Joe Senackerib '84
Adita Singh '84
Jeanne Walsh 'a5
^bbie Zambrana '84
Congratulations!
able to stay here a few more
years in order to gain the full
educational experience which
she believes her position here
can provide.
Lafayette, in her words, is an
"excellent" institution with the
potenti{d to become better. She
discussed a few areas which she
felt, if improved, could enhance
the quality of life here. In her
experiences, she has found that
many members ofthe Lafayette
community lack a sense of
tolerance or openness to different ideas and types of people.
Going along with this idea of
respect for other people and their
ideas, McCulloh also emphasized
the need for students to have a
greater sense of respect for the
property of others. In her mind, a
positive goal for students to
have in this regard would be
that of leaving Lafayette a
better place than when they
came. She expressed a great
admiration for the faculty and
feels that the system of academic
advising here is outstanding.
Dance Marathoners
by Andrew M. Goyer
A segment of the Lafayette
Community gathered in Colton
Chapel on March 22 for a Town
Meeting' to discuss the problem
of vandalism on the Lafayette
campus. The meeting was
organized by Student Govemment, The Lafayette, and the
Association of Social Living
Groups. The attendance among
students was disappointingly
light, at around 40, but the 12
faculty, staff, and administration members who attended
helped the discussion.
•fhe discussion was strong for
the duration of the meeting,
which lasted more than an hour.
Andy Zlotnick, president of student government, introduced the
talk, and then opened the floor to
whatever the group wanted to
talk about. From there no
further prodding was necessary.
The first questions dealt with
comparing v a n d a l i s m at
Lafayette as compared to that
on other campuses. While Douglas
MacEwan, assistant dean of
studente and director of student
residence, couldn't place any
comparative dollar figures on
the problem here he dici say that
it was a "national problem," and
that there "was a great deal of
concem" at other scnools he had
talked with. That view was
Armstrong Named
Commencement Speaker
Former astronaut Neil A. command pilot for the Gemini
Armstrong, the first man on 8 mission which was launched
the moon," will be the principal on March 16, 1966. As part of
speaker at Lafayette College's this mission Armstrong per148th commencement cere- formed the first successful
docking of two vehicles in
monies May 29.
A r m s t r o n g is c u r r e n t l y space.
After completing his missions
chairman of CTA, Ina (Computing Technologies for Avi- as astronaut, Armstrong held
a t i o n ) , a C h a r l o t t e s v i l l e , the p)osition of deputy associate
V i r g i n i a , based c o m p a n y administrator for aeronautics,
dealing in computer systems office of advEinced research
for corporate and other small and technology, in NASA
airlines. Armstrong is best Headquarters in Washington,
known for his history-making D.C. FVom 1971 to 1979 he was
space flight in 1969 when as professor of aerospace engispacecraft commander for neering at the University of
Apollo 11, the first lunar landing Cincinnati, where he was
mission, Armstrong gained the involved in both teaching and
distinction of being the first research.
man to land a craft on the
A g r a d u a t e of Purdue
moon and the first to step on ite University, Armstrong eamed
surface.
a m£ister's degree in aerospace
Armstrong's famous "giant engineering fiom the University
leap for mankind" was, however, of Southem Califomia. He
just a fleeting second in a long holds honorary doctorates fiwm
career of service to his country a number of universities.
The recipient of many special
which included 17 years with
the National Aeronautics and honors, Armstrong has been
Space Administration as decorated by 17 countries. He
engineer, test pilot, then serves on several boards of
astronaut, and finally admin- directors and is a member of
numerous professional and
istrator.
Armstrong was also the honorary societies.
Financial Aid/Draft Law
Blocked Temporarily
On March 10 Judge Donald A.
Alsop of the U.S. District Court
for Nunnesota issued a temporary
change the pace to help them Dance the Night Away"
injunction blocking the enforcement of the new law linking
federal financitil aid to draft
registration. The judge has not
yet issued a ruling in the case
filed by the Minnesota Public
Interest Research Group but
said that the argumente presented
challenging the constitutioneJity
ofthe law were strong enough to
warrcmt issuing the injunction.
The effecte of the injunction
are under dispute because the
injunction was issued by a
District Court. Generally an
injunction fiwm a District Court
is only effective directly within
the district, although it may be
cited as a precedent in other
c a s e s e l s e w h e r e . However,
lawyers have noted that the
govemment usually does not try
to enforce laws which have been
csdled into question in a federal
district.
Judge Alsop stated in his
i s s u i n g the order t h a t the
"Enforcement of a law likely to
be found unconstitutional is not
THE LAFA YETTE, FRIDA Y, APRIL 1, I9fi3
SeWARC
^hixipoxnt
There's No Such Thing As A Free Ad
Three weeks ago on March 11, with
httle fanfare other than an announcement at a student govemment meeting,
the office ofthe president ofthe College
restated the College's policy regarding
"Co-sponsorship of College Programs
by A l c o h o l i c B e v e r a g e F i r m s . "
In this policy statement, the president
stated that College activities may not be
co-sponsored by "firms whose primary
purpose is the manufacture, sale or
distribution of alcoholic beverages." Of
p a r t i c u l a r i n t e r e s t h e r e a r e beer
companies and distributors.
This policy hampers the fund raising
potential of such worthwhile events as
the KDR-Pi Phi Dance Marathon for
Big Brothers/Big Sisters of Northampton County, the Phi Psi 500, and SAE
Tug-of-War for Easter Seals. The Dance
Marathon could have received $2000
from Old Milwaukee, a beer made by
Heilman Brewing Company. Phi Psi
forfeited help firom the Schlitz Brewing
Company. Miller Lite, at most campuses,
co-sponsors the SAE Tug-of-War, a
national project ofthe fi-atemity. But at
Lafayette, they cannot because of this
pohcy. This prohibition harms, for
example, these three important activities.
The College has complained that cos p o n s o r s h i p would provide t h e s e
companies with " f i ^ advertising."
Certainly $2000 is nothing to sneeze at.
If, therefore, these companies are indeed
paying for the advertising, why isn't cosponsorship treated Uke advertising in
college publications (The Melange, The
Lafayette, athletic programs, etc.), in
which they are allowed to advertise?
The College is also making a value
judgment without thinking it all the
way through. If beer and liquor is bad,
why not say cigarettes, drugs, and
roUing paper are bad and not let tobacco
manufacturers and pharmaceutical
companies co-sponsor College events?
The administration should rethink
this pohcy, the effect of which detracts
fix)m some ofthe events which help this
College's "reputation" in the commimity
the most Fratemities are often portrayed
as negative institutions. Why doesn't
the College help them in activities
which show how good fratemities can
be?
Partying in Pardee?
Hey, have you heard about the new
drinking rules for academic buildings?
That's right, all clubs, honor societies,
departments, etc. must now obtain
permission to have a reception following
a lecture, guest speaker or departmental
party at which alcohol is to be served.
If drinking were prohibited or modified
in other modes of community life, such a
regulation would indeed be understandable, in fact, expected. Since
drinking, often irresponsible drinking,
is acceptable to the community, why
should drinking in an academic setting
be regulated? The type of social
drinking which follows these lectures
and discussions is the type of social
atmosphere Lafayette College should
want to encoiu-age — to demonstrate
that drinking can be done socially and
responsibly.
Restricting responsible drinking not
only prevents the teaching of it but,
quite ironically, may even encourage
irresponsible drinking.
^^tt^rs t0 tl|^ ^bttnr
Miola: Advisor, Teacher, and Friend
To the Editor:
raise and encouragement. The have no rival. He was so
When I wrote the enclosed Ptofessor is also very meticulous demanding that the project was
letter, I intendedtosend a copy in his correcting of papers and
my most difficult academic
to The Lafayette for pubhcation.
For several reasons, I did not do
so. Since those reasons have
vanished, I wish now to share
this letter with the present
studente at Lafayette. A terrible
mistake has been made, as any
student who has ever met
Professor Miola must realize.
Now, what can we do to prevent
this kind of mistake from happening again?
Signed,
Leonard J. Artigliere, '81
E d i t o r ' s Note: The letter below
was submittedtothe provost of
the college last fall.
Dear Dr. Sause:
It has been brought to my
attontion that Professor Miola is
being considered for tenure this
year. Professor Miola was my
instructor for several courses,
my faculty advisor, and my
honors program advi.s()r. Of
course, he also became a close
and respected friend. 1 therefore
find it a pleasant duty to write to
you on his behalf
In theclassroom, the I'rofessor
IS a most effective teacher. His
reputation among students a.s a
demanding teacher cau.ses his
students to always be well
prepared for clas.s He then i.s
able to stimulate lively and
worthwhile discussions among
his studentw. In addition, hi.s
scholarship and love for his
suhje<-t, especially .Shakespeare.
are transmitU'd to his studenUs
through his energetic and
dynamic lectures. He Jn<-itcs
cunosity. demands hard work,
and rcw;irds [M.ih with cmi.stanl
exams. He explains what was
wrong and why. He is always
availabletodiscuss any particular
problems an individual student
might have. He even calls
studente in when their work is
very good, vastly improved, or
just to tell them that they have
taught him something. Finally,
as a course instructor. Professor
Miola draws studente into his
classes. People go out of their
waytosign up for his Shakespeare
class. This is ouite amazing, for
Professor Miola is regardwi as
the department's toughest grader
and also as one of the roughest
"A's" on campus by the studente.
He is good and the studente
know it
As a faculty advisor, the
Professor spends a great amount
of time getting to know his
advisees. S o m e t i m e s to the
chagrin of some of his advisees,
he takes this job very seriously!
I>ater the chagrin tums to
delight when his studente apply
for jobs or professional school.
He works out each student's
s c h e d u l e with the s t u d e n t
personally. He, fortunately, never
just signs a registration form
without a serious discussion.
Together, he and the student
work out a schedule that best fite
the s t u d e n t ' s abilities and
aspirations. Hecause he stoys
clo.se to his studente he knows
their Uilent« and their goals. In
four years as my advisor he
nel[)ed to prepare me very well
for hoth admission and success
'.so (ar) at law school.
As a tticsis advisor he can
endeavor thus far. He wanted
the best I could do, would accept
nothing less, and somehow I
survived to find that we were, 1
think, successful. The Professor
spent hours teaching me how to
use the library efficiently, hours
reading and re-reading numerous
drafts of my paper, and probably
many sleepless nighte wondering
whether I would be abletomake
it. Whenever I needed him, day
or night, weekends and holidays,
he was always there. He was
also there when I was stalling a
bit.
Although I cannot imagine a
more difficult and demanding
advisor, I also cannot imagine a
better one. When I was discouraged he picked me up. When
I got lazy he yanked me up. He
found, as he does in all aspeds of
his teaching, the perfect blending
of praise and criticismtoinspire
scholarship. I was fortunate to
work under his guidance for the
project was by far the most
valuable of my undergraduate
career.
Finally, I grew to love and
respect Professor Miola as a dear
friend. He is a symbol, for me, of
what a man should strive to be.
He is a loving husband and
father, a great teacher a n d
scholar, a true friend, and a
good, honest, and kind man. He
is a man that means a great deal
to I-afayette- College.
I will forever be his friend and
student.
Rt'spi'ctfully.
Li-iinard .J. .Artif^licrr
r / d . s . s ,,f
UIHI
BClftJlRE
by C. Churchill
Illustrations E. Olsen
Remember when all the guys on campus would scoff at the
claims of possible psychological damajê duetothose empopular assorted sexual harassment inadente? Well laurii no
more. After weeks of backbreaking investigation wehave
uncovered the existence of a brutally violent radical feminist
movement on the campus of Lafayette College. Yes guys, some
of those sweet charming coeds you've been tooling on are, in
reality, d g a r smoking, tobacco chewing men-haters.
What has brought about this monstrous mutation of our
beloved Pardette? Much of the blame must be placed on the
mtde population of this campus, forever parading aroiind in
their boxer shorts and drinking beer at every opportunity,
most girls hate beer and very few wear boxer shorts. Numeroun
macho-type harassment incidents h a v e also exacerbated the
problem, nut the overriding cause of the present situation
accordingtothe noted scholar and womanizer, M.P. Gibbons,
is what he calls "barroom envy." Most girls have a deep rooted
need for barrooms, places that, here at Lafayette, are strictly
the domain of men. Women feel threatened by bcurooms and
for this reason they crave them.
The breaking of this story required the assistance of one
Tony "Bubbles ' Roccodo, a popular Greenwich Village female
imjjersonator. Bubbles spent three harrowing weeks wired for
sound, posing as a national sorority advisor before breaking
the story. During those 21 days, we were Bubbles' only link to
the outeide world. It was like "Prince of the City," starring
Treat Williams as Det Danny Cielo. Talk about excitement
Every night all three of us would listentoBubbles'tepefrom
that day. It wasn't until the third week that the pieces began to
fall into place. Here is an excerpt from that fateful tape
Bubbles overhears a conversation between two coeds known
only EIS "Rocky-Joe" and "Muffy No-Nose":
R — "Hey Muffy, you got my chew?"
M — "No @*&$<t%*-it, shut up an' pass me a Bud."
R — "Are you wearing my (5)«<*#ing boxers again?"
M — "No I'm not wearing your @$&*# boxers."
R — "Who do we hit tonite?"
M — "Danny White itova DU."
That night, sometime around midnight Danny White had
half an Old Mill thrown on him by an as of yet unidentified
attacker (White is recovering and informed sources have
stated that he is in good condition). We knew then that we were
up against highly trained, heavily armed, militant feminist
guerrillas. At this point Bubbles spht, claiming that he hadn't
been fully informed ofthe risks involved. We were on our own.
Our next big break came late last week. While sitting in our
Gov 41 class, the scope ofthe situation became frighteningly
apparent. This was no flash in the pan underground coed
attempt at humor. These girls meant business. The atteck was
one of many in a highly organized nation-wide rebirth ofthe
not very popular early seventies SCUM movement The
Society for Cutting Up Men has taken advantage o f ^ '
circumstances at Lafayettetoentice hundreds of naive coeds
into their ranks. The LafCol Chapter is not quite as violent as
the national movement, but they mean business.
Answering our desperate ad in The Lafayette personals, the
leader of the Lafayette Chapter agreedtoan interview out at
Jacks'. Known only to us as "Ralph," this hirsute young
woman, perspiring vigorously from her unshaven armpits,
visible duetoner tight fitting muscle shirt, demanded that we
matoh her shot for shot, she drank Wild Turkey 101, or the
interview w£is off. After 5 or 6 shote she begantoloosen up.
"You dudes want to hear our demands? I'll tell you our
demands. First of all we want our own centrally located
sorority house with a porch and a tar beach so we can abuse
guys when they walk by and funnelate them when they
sunbathe. Our members a t Sigma Kappa, Pi Phi, and Delta
G a m m a have been doing this for a year or so now, but very
few guys are ever arouna for themtoabuse. Next we want a
kitohen and a meal plan for guys who we can over charge,
and then put the surplus money into our socifd budget. And
we want our own barroom so we can t a p our own beers and
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THE LAFA YETTE, FRIDA Y APRIL 1, 1983
y^ttgrg to tt|g ^httor
Join C.O.N.F.O.R.M. and Be Critical
with such an earth shaking new non-student govemment
issue without a large degree of assoaated organization. We call
To refresh the memory of sensitivity, intelligence, per- ourselves CO.N.F.O.R.M. (ComB„j„..anyone w h o s u c c e s s f u l l y ceptive world view, mutual under- mittee On the Nuclear Freeze
wuandered significant numbers standing, ludd speaking and
of brain ceUs la«t week allow us thinlring and, above all, com- and Other Ridiculous Measures)
to rehash the " l u g h l i g W ' of a promise. These elemente lie in because we want to urge all of
less then absolutely
major issue which re«urfaced on clear contradiction to the carrying you who arethat
the Freeze is the
campus recenUy. You see, our out of absolute ideology. The convinced
best way to go, not to be swayed
Stutoit Government, apparently religious crusades of even tiie by the easy argumente, not to
in response to a massive ground- present day are fine examples of follow the yellow brick road
well of public opinion, issued an such clear conviction. As it down to the fairy tale land of
Set whereas, ''We. the Student stands, the fireezers are carrying nuclear-free existence, a n d
Govenunent of Lafayette CoUefre" their own bloodless crusade to espeaally not to. . .conform.
(by extension, the students) wish the masses, with fetehing but
to make some kind of fashionable unrealistic argumente, and chips
If you have any questions,
statement on the explosive issue on their shoulders to beat hell. plelase ask your local C.O.N.
of nuclear arms proliferation. Unfortunately, the argumente F.O.RM. representetive and he
Politically speaking, one nught they propound are easy ones to will be happy to harangue for
say they commissioned a 'T5ec- carry into the trenches. If we awhile — especially late at a
laration of Conformity." The were to choose one adjective to pubnight Such representatives
vanguard of student activism
describe the freeze argumente, it are easily identified by their
thereby established a committee would be the word EASY. It is Opus or Bill the Cat T-shirts,
of wholly fashionable people to easy to look down on someone Young Republican haircute, Emd
thoroughly research the question,
who opposes the freeze movement, their extremely superior attitude.
and devise a resolution that
because it is easy to label such We are not casting our nete for
would embody the qualities of
opposition as pro-annihilation, adherents to our cause; that is
lodal relevance, moral outrage, not because of any professea antithetical to our purpose. We
and literary eloquence. First of
masochism on the part of the are encouraging more critical
all, social relevance is all well
opponente, but because it is appraissil of the naive ideas
and good, but only if we can
easier to argûe agsunst an- foisted upon us by our elected
deaily define what is truly
nihilation than it is to eu-gue representetives.
relevant to our student popa g a i n s t responsible, realistic
Respectfully Submitted
ulation. Yea verily, t h a t is the social dialogue and compromise.
John Kelly '84, Dennis Higgins
primary function of Student
Govemment But the lack of
With this introductory essay, '85, Matt Sarkisian '84, Clem
Skorupka '83, Bob Edwards '85
student input on this issue we present to you Lafayette s
prevented proper jjerformance of
this responsi Dili ty. Second, it
has been a lon^ time since our
student population has worn the
vs. Government represente each
To the Editor
mantle of moral outrage. They
It is with despair and frus- one of us, and the present voting
are outrageous maybe, but rarely
tration that 1 respond to the on the nuclear freeze issue now
moral (Those of you who made it
ridiculous letters and articles in the House, reflecte our
to the Button in Lauderdale
written in the last issue which representetive's concem for our
must attest to this contention).
ridiculed the Student Govem- sympathies (whether it be
And finally, literary eloquence
ment's divestiture decision. I politically advantegeous or
makes a fine facade, but is only
wholeheartedly support the morally bound).
effective when there is evidently
passage and even if it goes no
Should we really heed Mr.
deep thought and concem behind
further than it already has, it Purdon's waming and "make
it Such thought is not evident.
h&B served a purpose. The sure our OWTI house is in order
iublished name-slinging by fel- before going out in search of
ow studente does nothing but other crusades?" Perhaps we
All this "Freeze" activity of
magnify their shortrsightedness. will leam this selfish attitude
late is sort of reminiscent of the
Berrigan brothers, two Catholic
Apparentiy, some stuflente weU enough to successfiiUy carry
priests who broke into the G.E.
feel that as a "small liberal arte it out when we graduate and
plant last year and tried to beat
school," we haven't any influence lend a deaf ear to those who need
the nuclear warheads into plough
and therefore we should shut up our support outeide our countryshears. Now that was commitand scurry to find problems club community. Perhaps all
ment. We liked them.
closer to home. What is most foreign aid should also be
We even like those people who ironic, is the fact that this very scrapped untU the U.S. is a
issue is very close to home, for it Utopia?
represent us in our Presbyterian
Pohtburo. Nice people, all in all. is the dollars from studente tmd
Maybe we should let the
alumni who feed the endowment pohticians make all the decisions
What were they thinking when
fund which is invested in the for us, for they evidentiy must
they teckled this question of
burning importance? Who exactly nuclear-weapon producing cor- know our u n c o m m u n i c t e d
were Qiey representing? The porations.
sentimente. Some people seem to
majority opinion of the student
Perhaps they have forgotten think that only those in the
body? We don't take offense at
that such widespread reforms White House are capable of
the divestiture question, per se.
such as the dvil righto revolution. understanding the issue, and
That's like taking offense at a
The ERA, and The Freeze, have who are we to teke a stend?
sneeze when a flu is wracking
all begun on grass-root levels, all (Right Mr. Teller?) If such an
your body. We don't take offense had to be organized by a handful importent ussue such as this is
at the Freeze's established goal
of concem«l indiviauaJs; they "out of our league," Lafayette
of an end to the arms race. It is
are not spontaneously generated. College will continue to muddle
nice to believe in fairy tales. We
True reforms are not brought around in the minor leagues.
<io take offense with the simplistic about by individuals who cower
Respectfully,
view of those who consciously
Craig Weiner, '83
and unquestioningly conform to
and subconsciously place those
the will of the Esteblishment,
opposed to the nuclear freeze in
but by those who challenge what
I™category of annihilationiste.
they beheve to be morally
iVhen we teke up a cause such as wrong. Let us not forget that the
the Nuclear Freeze, the distinction
between right and wrong is
dearly obvious to both the
proponente and the opponente.
To the Editor
such polarity is antithetical to
If the school is not going to
me methods that can make a
acknowledge Easter tiiis year
ffeeze more realistic, more
why is Skillman library closed
practical.
on Saturday and moet of Sunday
Since classes are being held on
One uf the most significant Good Friday many of the students
aspects ofthe nuclear freeze is ite who live farther away are forced
Watant disregard for the third to stay here over the holiday. 1
*orld visa vis Soviet hegemony. am not complaining about that,
Ihis disturbing naivete regarding but if we must stay here idon t
•soviet expansionism is evident you think we should have
'n the subconscious beUef that a library services available to us
"•eeze at the rough parity in on Saturday? 1 don't mind the
strategic nuclear weapons we library being closed on Laster
have now will deter Soviet Sunday, but if the college is not
adventurism or maintain it at ite going to acknowledge Good
present level. While there is no Friday is It nght to acknowledge
Holy Saturday? Many studente
oasis to deny that the issue of
nuclear disarmament is the who are remaining here have
research work to do and if the
most pressing on the inter
library is closed all weekend hovv
"ational political agenda, it
seems extraordinarily callous to can we do It? After all, isn t that
relegate the basic human righte what a college library is for.
and fretôms of the third worid
Sincerely.
f Ine Idetiloirical whims of a
Karen Doerschler. M
'a«nionablf movement.
,, ^""ther serious objection with
"e freezers lies not so much in
All Letters must
"leirbehef.s, but in their methods
ana their rhetonc. As objection
be typed 65
Ole a.s nudear weapons are, in
°" ahn,,lut,. ,seii«t.. It niusi lie
characters per line.
"laersUuKl thai, as a people, we
'•'nn'it he huivessful in ileahiiK
To the Editor:
How Far From Home Do We Go?
f
Easter Closing
Five-Finger
Exercises
by Jim Donnelly
Sorne thoughte without context. By the way, al\ thoughte, at
least it seems to me, are without context because it really is
ridiculous to formulate a big theory, a master philosophy.
There's always somebody with a great curveball or a guy who
spite puddles of tobacco juice during a close-up. But that's a big
theory too.
"But if you bite and devour one another take heed that you
are not consumed by one another." — Galatians 5:15
Did you read the article in the Aêu; York Times?
The employment picture is the worst its been since WWII.
This radiator sounds like ite sipping beer through a straw.
You get drunk quickly that way.
The symposium on Geraiany begins Wednesday aflemoon.
It is Tuesday now.
You are reading this now.
The symposium begem tomorrow afternoon.
What does "disgustingly empirical" mean to you?
Are you selUng out?
Compromise is the name of the game.
But I wouldn't know what to do if I didn't have to work
The average orgasm laste fifteen seconds.
Sex is not a good way to lose weight
If a one hundred pmund womsm didn't eat and had five
orgasms per day, she would completely disappear in one year.
$297 in 1983 buys what $100 bought in 1967.
"Perhaps we would do better simply to think of ourselves as
joumeyers fiiom the Void whose luggage has been misplaced
and wno have meanwhile checked in for a brief stay at the
Hotel Consdousness, in which case college may be Ukened to a
heated pool, or an overpriced buffet luncheon.'
It's terrible to be too comfortable.
Do religions divide or unite?
Things are getting better.
And, just think, you're only young.
We're living in an outroatient ward.
The Army is a great place to s t a r t
If there's no weu-.
Don't take things too seriously.
Happiness is a warm bed.
Grades have little to do with Ufe.
It's spring-time now.
Love is in the air.
Lovers, lunatics, and poets.
Hedonism.
Great tan.
It's only cosmetic.
I can't get exdted about tupperware.
You have to burp them to let the air out
To keep the freshness in and the babies innocent smd pure.
Enjoy the day.
Teat Wrestles in NCAA Tourney
To the Editor:
^ T ^ A ^ . ^ ^SP
Congrratulations are in order
for Kirk Teat who traveled to
Oklahoma and competed in the
NCAA Wrestling Nationals. No
other Lafayette wrestler has
NCAA s m the past five years.
We applaud Kirk as a Sigma Nu
and as a fine representative of
his college and team.
Respectfully,
The Brothers of Sigma Nu
Tug For
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Charity
A "Tug-of-War for Easter Seals" will be held on All College
Day, May 7, sponsored by Sigma Alpha Epsilon Fratemity, to
benefit the Lehigh Valley Sodety for Crippled Children and
Adulte.
Teams must consist of five men and five women whose total
wdght does not exceed 1750 pounds. Money is collected
through a $50 minimum entry fee. This fee can be collected
through team member contributions, organization sponsorship,
and sodal living group/department contributions. Prizes will
be awarded to sJl team members who enter and the team that
raises the most money.
The competition, to be held as the first event of All CoUege
Day, will be a single-elimination toumament Rules arid entry
forms are available in the proctor's booth of Marquis HaU.
Entry forms should be mailed to SAE at Box 4005 by April 22.
Any student, faculty, administration, or staff member ofthe
Lafayette College community is encouraged to enter a team (as
well as any combination thereof). Information is avaUable
fi-om any member of SAE and at an information teble, set up
in the basement of Marquis Hall next week. Get ready to TUG!
Dauntless Dancers Boogie 32
Nonstop Hours, Raise $7,300
Once again, the Lafayette
College Dance Marathon Committee has pulled another successful fund-raiser. Benefiting
the Northampton County Big
Brother/Sister program, this
marathon, held on March 25, 26,
and 27 (32 hours in aU) has
raised about $7,300 in pledges
sponsoring individual couples.
J a n e t Wild gh/es moral support to her partner as t h e hours turned
into days, and the ordeal d r a w s to a close, fPhoto by Chris Abbatel
I'he hope ofthe committee is to
collect at least $5,000.
24 hearty couples started with
high hopes of lasting the full 32
hours and possibly winning one
of the five prizes avaUable. A
remarkable proportion of 16
couples smd two "half couples
made i t and they did it non-stop,
with five-minute breaks every
four hours!
According to Joseph Giancristofaro. Committee chairperson, there were no serious
injuries incurred during the
entire marathon. However, the
first aid crew was busy about
2/3 of the time. Mostiy with the
usual, routine stuff: fatigue,
muscle cramps, ete." A number
of dancers reported that when
the marathon was finally over,
they experienced a sort of disorientetion, rendering sufferers
unable to find the exit door. To
avoid complications, one of the
dancers led her cohorte in
stretehing exerdses every four
hours; and when the dancers
enjoyed their five minute breaks,
they were treated to mb-downs
from members of the Morale
committee. This group was also
responsible for keeping track of
the couples and making sure
that everyone's frame of mind
remained relatively good.
Food and beverages were
avaUable at aU times, and whUe
continuous music was provided
Ijy "Jumpstart" a band oomposed
of Lafayette College studente.
The Lafayette CoUege Jazz Band,
and spinning records, the dancers
were further entertained by the
Spring Ice Cream Scooped
by Barbara Lombardo
Phone: 252-6666
Directions: PVom Hamilton
Since I know there are as
many ice cream addicte among Street, tum left onto Pierce at
you as there are irresistible Kirby Field House. Bear left, and
flavors, and since I devote so at the stop sign tum right You
much of my spare time and wUl be on BushkUl Drive, and
energy in quest of the ultimate Upstream's is about 3 miles on
cone, I thought it only fair that 1 the right, about one half mile
share with you the resulte of my after Stocker's Auto Body Shop,
perpetual search for quality ice also on the right.
cream. I'm not telking Carvel,
Hours: 9-7 Monday-Saturday
I'm telking home-made, fresh
IVices 55c single scoop, 80<r
from the cow. Lafayette's location double scoop.
in 1 .ehigh Valley Dairy Country
The best things about Upallows us pleasurable accessibility to many local farms stream's are their generosity in
which make their own ice cream scooping, and their large variety
right on the premises. (I don't of flavors (about 33) which vary
know about you, but that's what periodicaUy. Some of the best
really sold me on the school, not are: Coconut Almond Joy, Fudge
what they like to tell you about Brownie, Peanut Butter Choco
academic reputation and gra- late. Tin Roof Sundae, and
duate school placement). The Bisque. Also available are sunfollowing are two of the best daes, old-fashion mUkshakes,
local places to satiate your and ice cream by the pint ($1.10)
desires for the stuff Both are and the half gallon ($3.2,5).
only a few miles from campus, so Behind the store is a barnyard
it's espedally fun to get there via where customers are welcome to
bicycle. (I might add that this visit the lambs, horses, and
will also provide you with claves. Watoh out for the cate
immediate alleviation of any who will beg for a taste of your
guilt a s s o c i a t e d with your ice cream!
indulgence)!
H a r t m a n ' s Two Family
Upstream P'arms, Bushkili
R e s t a u r a n t , S u l l i v a n Trail,
Ehive, Eâston
Nazareth
Phone: 759-5217
Directions: Take SuUivan Trail
past Metzgar Fields, continue
through Stockertown, Hartman's
is on the right, about one and a
half miles past Widow Brown's
Restaurant which you'll pass on
your left.
Hours: 11-9 Sunday-Thursday,
11-11 Friday & Saturday
Prices: 60? single scoop, $1.00
double scoop
H a r t m a n ' s c h a n g e s their
flavors often, so they post the
current list on a board in the
parking lot Though the selection
is not as extensive as Upstream's,
they have some very original
offerings such as Pumpkin,
Strawberry Cheesecake, Watermelon Ice, and Honeymoon,
which is a combination of
coconut, pineapple, and cherry.
Sundaes and milkshakes are
also available as weU as pinte
($1.35), quarte ($2.40), and half
gallons ($2.69). Handpacking of
inte and quarte makes them a
it more expensive relative to
half gallons. Hartman's restaurant menu also features daily
spedals, home-made soups, and
g<K)d, inexpensive sandwiches.
C
Dancers m a n a g e d a rousing b u n n y - h o p s n d even a few H D I M
after the first night of n o n s t o p b o o g y i n g in A l u m n i Gym.
(Photo by Chris Atbtttj
numerous conteste held to encourage them. Commendations
were awarded for the "most
energetic," the "best costumes,"
eto.
While they were very pleased
with the resulte of this year's
marathon, the Committee, which
includes Giancristofaro, J o h n
Veschi '83, Amy Moskowitz '85,
Sandy Frank '83, and Diane
Goldsmith '83, is considering
making a recommendation to
have next year's marathon last
only 24 hours. This measure
would hopefully entice more
couples to dance, in light of the
fact that 32 hours is such a "big
chunk" out ofthe weekend and a
24 hour marathon would allow
more time for recuperation.
The Committee would Uke to
extend thanks to all the faculty
members who helped in the
effort by proctoring during the
d a n d n g , and would like to
remind all those who did pledgt
monies to please honor thote
pledges when your "sponsorees"
come around to collect
Now for the winners of the
1983 marathon:
First place — Joel Bame* and
Beth Gardner, who won a trip to
Florida.
Second place — a tie between
H e l e n Papalexopoulou and
Eduardo Aguayo and Jan Sola
(the only faculty member to
dance, and a member of the
board of the Big Brother/Sister
program) and John (ioodrich,
who wUl aD recdve $100.
Fourth place — Katie Lou
Metzlar and Peter Ottessen, who
have won $50.
Fifth place — Frank (Dorbo
and Sue Seedor, who will be
treated to dinner for two at a
local restaurant
Good Friday — Easter Services
April 1-3
FViday:
Gtood FViday R o m a n C a t h o l i c Liturgy,
N o o n , Colton C h a p e l
Saturday:
Vigil of E a s t e r M a s s ,
5:00 p.m., Colton C h a p e l
Sunday:
CoUege C h u r c h S i m l i g h t Service,
8:00 a.m.. S o u t h L a w n , P a r d e e HaU
(Interfaith C h a p e l , if i n c l e m e n t weather)
E a s t e r S u n d a y M a s s , 12:00 Noon,
Colton C h a p e l
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Monday thru FViday at eight
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a.m. nooon and at eight p.m.
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Also if you listen at twelve on
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"Safam" Concert Sends Colton Crowd To Its Feet
by Jane E. Herman
Flaying everything from traditional chassidic melodies to
modem Israeli folk songs, Safam,
the Boston-based Jewish musical
group entertained an audience
ofover 300 studente and Lehigh
Valley residente Saturday night
in Colton Chapel. The group,
composed of six musidans, was
formed eight years ago by three
members o f a Boston choir and
has since evolved into a dynamic
Jewish pop group. The musidans
and songwriters are Danny
Funk, Alan "MeUie" Nelson,
Robbie Solomon, Joel Sussman,
Earl Gingras, and Brad Clemens,
S a f a m , the t a l e n t e d J e w i s h sextet f r o m B o s t o n , e n t e r t a
med the campus c r o w d Saturday night w i t h
t o l k songs a n d t r a d i t i o n a l chassidic t o n e s .
IPiwIo hy Amy Knighl)
performing on a variety of
instrumente including the accordian, s y n t h e s i z e r , p i a n o ,
guitar, flute, bass and drums.
The program opened wath a
traditional rendition of "Adon
01am" and closed with the same
song performed with a 1950'8
flare — according to the group,
"for the Fonz's Bar Mitzvah."
However, what was contained
within was a potpourri of folk
songs, performed in Hebrew and
English, many of which were
written bv songwriter, Joel Sussman and are contained on the
group's four albums.
Two of the works were particularly moving. The first was
"Yamit" a song performed in
English and dedicated to the
Israeli town by that name which
was returned with the Sinai,
according to lead singer, Danny
Funk, "as a great sacrifice for
peace." The second emotionid
song, entitied "Ixâving Mother
Russia" was written six years
aKo at the time of the arrest of
Soviet d i s s i d e n t A n a t o l y
Shcharansky. As part of the
song the names of many such
diHsidente were read aloud as the
piano and flute were played in
the background. At this point,
the audience, in a demonstration
of support for these pnsonere
and t h d r cause rose to its teei
and joined in singing and hano
clapping.
„„
The second half of the program
contained such familiar songs
as "L'cha Dodi" and "Hal eluyah
intermixed with the mellow rocK
sounds of "Sons of Safam
w r i t t e n for the performers
children all of whom happen w
be male. Another protest song.
"Amnesty" was also perfom^
calling for the universal freedom
of all people.
S a f ^ w h i c h m Hebrewmeans
mousteche was so named tjeca"*
o r i g i n a l l y all the members
sprouted mousteches. but beca^
ofthe tuggings of young children
now
only StiU
piano
P'-'-V';'''
';''|,
Sussman,
has hiH.
Not (nl>
d i d S a f a m p e r f o r m , hut througn
t h e i r w a r m t h a n d enthusiasm
t h e y w e r e a b l e U< • " " / ' ' ' ^ ,"]
a u d i e n c e i n a f u n fill."î musKa
T h e event wa.s jo.n l>
evening
sponsored by the H i
ind H'nai
theChaplain'.sOffuvar
Abraham SynaK"K'"'I"'^•''•'
THELAFAYETTF. FRIDAY APRIL 1, 1983
George Wharton Pepper Prize;
Nominees: 1983
DAVID A. ANDERS
Mechanical Englnawing
PETER M. BOQRAO
HMory
Frederick Spts Sch ; Charles A. Dana Sch , Pi
Tiu Sigma — Pres, Tau Beta Pi, Deans' List.
Crew club — Vars. Eight, 2,3,4; swim — Vars ,
1,2; softball, volleyball, golf — Im . 1.2,3,4
traternity member and officeholder — treas.
1.2,3,4, calo floor — RA, 4; Mech Engr Dept
lutor. 4, Adm Off tour guide; Amer Soc of
Mech Engr — treas., 3,4; Senior Class fund
drive, 4 Repr Comm. — reg. repre, 3,4.
Resident Adv., 3,4.
Deans'List, 1,2,3,4; McKelvy Scti'olars Program.
2,4; Phi Alpha Theta (sec-lreas) 3,4; fraternity
member (sec 2-3), 1,2,3; Hillel Soc (sec3), 1,Z34
Maroon Key Soc. 3,4; Fine Arts Soc, 3,4; Choir.
1.2.3.4. Jazz Band. 1.2,3.4; Marching Band, \.2.
Organizations Comm (treas) 4; Acad Co of the
Fac. 4. Joint Comm on the Rel Prog (chairp). 3,
WILLIAM A. CARLETON, III
CRAIG A. CUNNINGHAM
Englisti
History
Gilbert Prize in English 3; Francis A. March
Scholarship 3; Deans' List 2,3; McKelvy
Scholars Program 3,4; Tt»« Marquia 2,3,4; The
Lalayene 3,4; Writer's Workshop Annuals 1.2
Writer's Workshop. 2,3,4; Fine Arts Soc 2,3;
Little Theater 3. WJRH 3, Pa Collegiate Press
Assoc 3,4. Theodore Roethke Poetry Festival
Student Comm 2,3; McKelvy Selection Comm
4.
Phi Beta Kappa, 3,4; Phi Alpha Theta. 3.4,
Deans' List, 1,2,3,4; Charles A. Dana Scholar,
1,2,3,4; fraternity member, 3,4, McKelvy Scholars
Program. 3; The Lafayatte, 1,2,3,4; Alumni
News. 3. Circle K. 1,2; Lafayette Students for
Survival Convocation, 1982, 4; Mobilization
Against the Draft, 1, Mu Upsilon Sigma Band
Frat., 2,3; Fine Arts Society, 1,2,3,4; Student
Gov., Assoc. Rep. 3; Rep. Curriculum Comm
3, Rep. Appeals Comm. 4; Special Task Force
on the Curriculum, 4; WJRH, 1,2,3,4; Band
1,2,3; Orchestra, 1, McKelvy Woodwind
Quintet, 1,2,3; Independent Chemical Research,
2 papers published with J. Sherma 2.
I
NANCY FREEBORNE
Blotogy
Maroon Key Soc . 2,3,4; Candidate lor Honors
in Biology. 4; IM - Cross Country, 3,4; IM Track 2,3.4; IM — Soccer, Volleyball, 2,3.4.
sorority member and officeholder Panhellenic
iJelegate. 2.3; Initiated FYI for The Lafayette.
3.4; A to Omega Greek Newsletter, 3,4; Biology
Club, 2,3.4; Biology Lab Instructor. 3.4; Tour
Quide 2,3,4; International Students Assoc 4.
^cademk; Affairs Comm 1; Energy Conservation
Comm 1.2,3; Student Affairs Comm 2,3; All
College Day Comm 2,3,4; Panhellenic Council
3.4
SUSAN A. HELLIWELL
CHERYL LEA JOHNSON
BARBARA LOMBARDO
English
Intemational Affair*
Economics & Business
Deans List. 3.4; Maroon Key Soc. 3.4.
Nominated to McKelvy Scholar Prog, 2; Crew
Club. Arts Editor — The Lafayette, 2; ConI of
Photography — The Marqui*, 3; Assoc ol Laf
Women. 2.3, ALW - Publicity Chrp, 2; Reg
Repr. 2,3.4. Acad AF Chrp. 3.4; Stud Eval of the
Fac Comm. 3.4. Cur Comm, 3,4; Educ Pol
Comm — Laf Brd of Trustees, 3,4; Resid Adv. 4
Phi Alpha Theta Honor Soc., 3,4; Dana Scholar
1.2.3.4; Rhodes Scholar Finalist. 4; Womens
Tennis. 1,2,3,4; Women's Cross-Country IM
and Varsity, 3,4; IM Field Hockey. Basket.
Track 1,2,3,4; s o r o r i t y member 1,2,3.4.
Publication: "Cracking Down on Dissent.
Bureaucratic Satisficizing in the Soviet Union"
co-authored; Maroon Key Soc, 2.3.4, International Aflairs Club, 1,2,3,4; Assoc of Laf
Women, 1,2,3; Russian/Slavic Club. 1.2.3.4.
Marquis Program Board, 1,2.3.4; Joint Cultural
Sut>-Comm. 2; Honors & Academic Aviar6s
Comm. 3; Student Govt 3,4; Resident Advisor.
2.3,4. Tour Guide 2,3,4; Student Research Asst
l!2,3,4.
The Gilbert Prize in English 1,2; Phi Beta
Kappa 3.4; Omicron Delta Epsilon. 3.4, Deans'
List. 1.2,3,4; Varsity Cross-Country. 1.4. JV
Lacrosse 1,2,3; ECC Scholar-Athlete women s
cross-country 4; Ttte Marquis, 2; Freshman
Prep Program. 3; Tour guide, 2,3; Kawfey's 4.
Search Comm Student Rep 3; Classical
Music & Dance Subcomm of Joint Cultural
Program, 2,3; Assoc. Rep.. Student Govt 2.3.
Resident Advisor. 4; College Choir. 4
GEORGE MASSIH
Economics
Pursuing Honors in Econ 4, Maroon Key Club,
Varsity & JV Wrestling Team 1.2.3. IM 1.2.3.4.
fraternity member 1.2.3.4. College Church 1.2.3.
4. Fellow^ship of Christian Athletes. 1, Resident
Advisor System. Pres 4. Head, 3. RA 2, Weight
Training Club/Powerlifting Team. 1.2,3,4 and
Club of the Year Award, 3. Assoc of Personnel
Admin 3,4. Kirby Govt & Law Soc 2.3,4
Martial Arts Soc 4. Student Services Comm 4
Marquis Food Comm 1, Lehigh-Lafayetle
Comm 4
CARRIE PATTERSON
E c o n o ( n i c * & Business
Ralph Treen Memorial Scholarship 2.3.4.
Maroon Key Honor Soc 3. IM Field Hockey
12. IM Volleyball 1,2. IM Track 4. sorority
member 1.2,3,4. Panhellenic Council 2.3. For
Seniors Only Junior News. Sophomore
Scoop, 3 Freshman Forum 3. Am Soc ol
Personnel Administrators 3. All College Day
Comm 2.4, StudenI Organizations Comm 3,
Student Life Comm 4 Academic Affairs
Comm 4 Res Advisor 3.4. Admissions (Tour
Guide) Student Rep
Pre-Freshman Day
Comm 1 2.3 4) Orientation Counselor 2,3
ANDREW ZLOTNICK
Interdisciplinary Major
In Political P h i l o s o p h y
Student Govt (Pres) 4. Teach Asst Dept of
Gov't & Law. 3.4 Res Adv, 3.4. Student Gov t
Repr, 2.3, Ex Otl Mem of the Brd of Trus. 4.
Kirby Chr Search Comm. 3. Dept ol Gov't &
Law Cand Search Comm. 3. Acad Co. 3.4. Stud
Org Comm. 3 1983 Comm Speak Search
Comm. 3.4 Lat Le Comm, 4. Ad Hoc Comm
on the Stat ot Women. 2. Comm for Peace in El
Salvador. 2 Comm for Student Action. 3
WJRH (DJ). 2 3 Frat Mem. 1.2.3. Gilbert Prize
in Eng. 1. Deans List, 2,3,4, Lat Student Repr at
Ihe Natl Cont on Student Serv in New Orleans
LA. Nov. 81. Panelist in Amer Assoc ot U Prol
discussion on "The Quaity of Life at Lat, Apr
82 Dev my own Interdisciplinary Maior in
Political Philosopfiy. Participated in the Interim
Session Trip to Hong Kong & the Peoples
flepublic ot Cliina Jan 81
THE LAFA YETTE, FRIDA Y, APRIL 1, 1983
STUDENT GOVERNMENT REPI
Christine Abbate '85
David Anderson '85
Betsy Bauer '85
Stu Gov Rep., Photography editor,
The Lafayene, sorority member and
officeholder, Academic Affairs
Comm. Marquis Program Board,
K a w f e y ' s w a i t r e s s , C o m m . for
Sophomore Class Unity
Stu Gov Rep., Tour Guide, Student
Services Comm., Biology Annex
Instructor, All College Day Committee, Dance Marathon Prizes
Committee, intramurals, fraternity
memt>er
Stu Gov Rep, Marquis Program
Board, Chair of Computer Dating,
sorority member and officeholder.
Student Life C o m m , Comm. for
Sophomore Class Unity
Joe Dryer '85
Doug Easterly '84
Jennifer Einhom '84
e
Resident Advisor, Stu Gov Rep.,
Health and Security Comm., Exec.
A l u m n i Council, WJRH, Varsity
Tennis Hillel, Student Services
Stu Gov Rep., Crew team, fraternity
member,, volunteer — Eastwood
Convalescent Home, N e w m a n
Assoc., Comm. on Honors and
A c a d e m i c A w a r d s , C o m m . on
Representation, Comm. for Sophomore Class Unity
Arthur Jeffers '84
Marianne Johnston '85
Eddie Kone '84
Varsity Football, Varsity Baseball,
Stu Gov Rep., WJRH, ABC officeholder. Accounting Club, published
in The Marquis
Sorority member, Kawfey's waitress,
StudentAlumni Assoc. Fund Raising
Comm , A l u m n i Phonathon, Dean's
List
Fraternity member and officeholder,
W e i g h t l i f t i n g Club officeholder,
W J R H , Kirby Gov and Law Society,
Student Assistant to Sports Info
Director
Faith Steinman '84
Student Organizations C o m m ,
Big B r o t h e r / B i g Sister program,
sorority member, transfer from
Emory University, treasurer of
W o m e n s Assembly, member of
Stu Gov and officeholder, Volunteer
Tutor
Richard Butler '85
Fraternity Member, WJRH
Michael Hnley '84
AROTC, M a n a g i n g editor, — The
Lafayette,
Stu Gov Rep., Stu
Organizations Comm., Marquis
Program Board, W J R H , Crew
Club
Marty Laii(s '84
Stu Gov Rep., Resident Advisor,
K a w f e y ' s Executive Committee,
Health and Security C o m m , Stu
dent Life Comm., Academic Affairs
Comm.
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Ruth-Anne Stoll '86
Student
Government
Representative, Soronty m e m b e r and
officeholder. Marquis Program
Board
Kristin Tregellas '85
All College
Life c o m m
Engineers,
more Class
Day C o m m , Student
, Society of W o m e n
C o m m for SophoUnity
Amy Vore '85
Student
Government
Regular
Representative,
Energy Con
servation C o m m Student Services
C o m m , All College Day Comm,
A l u m Phonathon, StudentAlumni
Association, Sorority member
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THELAFAYETTF, FRIDAY, APRIL 1, 1983
NTATIVE NOMINEES 1983-84
Anthony Ciccone '85
Jennifer Cortner '85
Sorority member and officeholder,
IA Club, Admissions Office Rep.,
Alumni Phonathon
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Sam Costanzo '84
Julianne Cruise '85
Resident Advisor, Varsity wrestling,
fraternity member, American Soc.
of Civil Engineering officeholder.
Fellowship of Christian Athletes
Stu Gov Rep., Marquis Program
Board, Stu Life Comm., All College
Day Comm., Comm. for Sophomore
Class Unity, Women's Soccer
Bob Gannon '86
Scott Ives '85
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Craig Fox '84
John Francis '85
Fraternity member and officeholder
Dance Marathon Prizes Committee,
fraternity member, and officeholder,
Lafayette Christian fellowship, intramurals
Stu Gov Rep., Varsity Football
Stu Gov Rep., Security S u b c o m m .
chair, Student Services Committee,
fraternity member, Weightlifting
Club, Powerlifting team
Valerie Mitchell ,86
Susan Pasi(o '84
Sally Scheuermann '85
Dave Schwager '84
Student
Government
representation c o m m . . A l l College Day
comm., K a w f e y ' s waitress, Yearbook p h o t o g r a p h e r ,
Alumni
Phonathon, Soccer club
Stu Gov Rep., sorority member and
officeholder, Marquis Program Board
c o m m i t t e e c h a i r , tour guide.
Admissions office Stu Rep coordinator. Associate Off-Campus
editor — The Lafayette, Alum
Phonathon night captain, ON TAAP
Kirby Gov and Law Society officeholder. Dean's List, K a w f e y s
waitress, WJRH
Bio Lab Annex Instructor, sorority
memt)er and officeholder, photographer and columnist — The
Lafayette, WJRH, Marquis Program
Board, Women's Rugby captain,
Kawfey s waitress, Alum Phonathon,
Dean's List
Library Comm., Editorials Editor —
The Lafayette, Student Alum Association officeholder. Campus Service
Committee Chair, Admissions office
Stu Rep, JCP lecturers and Drama
Subcomm., fraternity memtjer and
officeholder. Maroon Key Society,
Alum Phonathon
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Irene Dalalcer '86
Wendy Marks '85
Cathy Poshadel 85
Anna Weihman '84
Monica Van Aken '84
Mara Gold '85
Sally Lou Oaks 84
Meg Watters '84
Art Lewis '84
Joshua Wright '84
Laure Anderson '84
THE LAFA YETTE, FRIDA Y APRIL 1. 1983
The Candidates Speak
1 wonder who's kidding whom?
There's a poor joke circulating,
as it does every year around
election time, t h a t s t u d e n t
govemment, under the proper
leadership, can reaUy "change"
this place. I run for President not
with any distant vision of "the
way things could be," but with
the desire to reestablish the
value of students as members of
this community and of student
government as a clerkship
organization, a role in which it
can best serve those students. As
such I see the major responsibilities of representatives to be
to allocate ftinds, to appoint
students to faculty committees,
and to administer ad hoc
committees, not to issue illusory
resolutions that serve only to
alienate reps from their constituents.
like a lost soul in search of its
identity, student govemment
has been running around, unsiu-e
ofitsgoals, but certain that there
were things to do. That spirit,
though somewhat commendable,
has been detrimental to the
image of student govemment
and has led to widespread
rejection of efforts by the body to
conduct its business, confident
in the support of students.
I believe that while repre-
Jeff Kirby '84
Vice-President Student Government, Member, Academic Council; Resident Advisor; Fraternity
member and office holder
sentatives go about their weekly
t a s k s of filling, c o m m i t t e e
vacancies and appropriating
money, ad hve committees, such
as the CALO or the Health and
Security groups of years passed,
can give student govemment as
a whole the needed direction and
sense of goals. For instance, the
incoming administration should
determine the one or two most
pressing student-related issues
on the l f a y e t t e campus, and then
organize and stmction small
groups of ambitious and interestecf students to research the
problems and formulate solutions,
ft is through this process that
unmonumental but nonetheleea
important victories such as co-ed
by room living arrangements
and improvements to health and
security services can be achieved.
The faculty, administration, and
board of trustees have proven
themselves receptive and open
minded to proptosals that are
well researched and substantiated
in this manner. Tenure policy,
social a l t e r n a t i v e s , r a c i a l
homogepy on c a m p u s , a n d
oppression of fratemitiee are
among issues that could logically
be addressed in the next year.
In terms of communication
between representatives and
constituents, there will have to
be a major change in attitude on
the part of both to facilitate the
flow of information. First, reps
ha ve to realize their obligation to
seek out opinions from the
library to the dorm to the far
recesses of fratemity barrooms.
Second, students must understand tfiat representatives are
not ihind readers, but, more
often t h a n not, c o n c e r n e d
listeners. Forthcoming changes
to the Representation Commit-
The
Presidential
Debate
tee should allow for ease of
communication in both regards.
As for experience, I want to
make it clear that my three years
on student govemment and two
on the executive committee have
not ttuTied me into a Jarrett-,
Pry-, or Zlotnick-clone, but have
allowed me to see different
methods for tackling recurring
problems and to understand the
difficulties inherent in particular
jobs. Through these three years
of service I have attempted to
maintain a feel for student
sentiment and to integrate what
I have leamed into a clear
personal philosophy of how student govemment should be led.
Now I ask for an opportunity
to test what I believe, without
the pretense of effecting earthshattering reformation. I am
confident in my abihty to restore
to student government the
integrity and resjject that it
needs but must work to deserve.
And I am hopeful in your
willingness to give me that
chance.
jg^f Xirby
Apathv is the major reason
why stuaent govemment is not
as effective as it should bt
People look for student govemment to do something but it
really has very little power in the
final decision making procew.lt
m a i n l y s u g g e s t s ideas and
opinions of the students to the
admirvistration. Student govern
ment is supposed to represent
the opinions and ideas of all the
students. It can't do that when
people ture apathetic. I am
running to increase the number
of voters and try to get people
who usually don't care to voice
am opinion and be heard. VOTEl
Doug McLaughhn
and for the Vice.
Jonathan R. Bernon '84
Regular Representative of Stu
dent G o v e r n m e n t ; S t u d e n t
Govemment Parliamentarian;
Academic Affairs Committee;
Associate Representative Student Organizations Committee;
Faculty Curriculum Committee,
Curriculum Subcommittee on
the Double Major and Minor,
Faculty Honors and Academic
Awards Committee; Pepper
Prize N o m i n a t i n g S u b c o m
mittee; McKelvy Scholars Pro
gram; Dean's List
As elections near, it becomes
very apparent exactly what
many students think of Student
G o v e r n m e n t . M a n y of t h e
comments are negative, but that
is nothing new. "Student Government doesn't do anything,"
said one disgusted individual.
"Have you ever been to a Student Govemment meeting?" I
asked carefully. "No," he replied,
"I told you they don't do
anything!" And so it goes . . .
As someone who has been
Andrea Josephson '84
Student Govemment has often
Ixfn accused ofbeing an organi
zation which lacks the diverHily
of ideaH needed fur it to actually
and efficently repreHent the full
involved in Student Govemment for two years, 1 am
disapfxiinted to think that there
are many studenta who are
apathetic towards the organization without fully understanding
its recent purposes and accomplishments. I use the word recent
Decause the issues that students
find important are often relative
to the current student body.
Instead of waiting for change to
be necessitated, we need to and
have instituted changes on our
own. The only way Student
(Jovemment can remain (or
become) a credible organization
is for students to use its resources
to tackle issues that are of
concem. In the past this has
been done. CALO, health and
security, and cultural activities
are all areas with which Student
Govemment is involved. Students
are affected by and I hope, at
least moderately pleased with
the advancements we have
made in these areas.
Student Government has made
an effort to reach out to the
campus. Constituency groups,
meetings, and letters have all
been used to increase visibility.
Students h a v e n ' t t a k e n advantage of these services, though.
Yet the student body wants
change!! Well, what if with the
help ofthe student body, Student
Govemment started using its
resources more effectively. For
example, I would see that our
Associate ftepresentative pro
gram is utilized to greater avail.
Our Associate Rep program
basically consists of students on
Faculty a n d J o i n t StudentF'aculty committees; and since
Student Govemment will be
appointing students to these 15
Resident A d v i s o r , S t u d e n t
Government Representative;
Academic Affairs Committee,
Student Faculty Evaluations
Committee; JCP Subcommittee
for the Contemporary Arts,
Curriculum Sutx:ommittee on
Film, Ad Hoc Committee on
Alternate Living Options; Mar
quis Program Board; All College
Day Committee; Administrations
Tourguide, Admissions Student
Representative, Sorority
Member, ALW, Maroon Key
Society, Dean's List, Panhel
Secretary
population at l,iifayette. Although at first glance our two
thdUHand students all appear to
he cast fnjm the .same mold, we
know that we each hold m(lep«'n
veuious committees in about
four weeks, now is the time to
increase student awareness. Like
it or not, Iifayette is controlled
by the combination of students,
faculty, administration and the
Board of Trustees. We are very
fortunate since we enjoy representation on nearly all faculty
and trustee committees as full
voting members. By taking full
advantage of these positions, we
can influence virtually all areas
of campus life through committees
such as the Computer Center
Advisory Committee, J o i n t
Cultural Committee (JCP),
Curriculum Committee, and
Schedule Committee to name a
few. For example, although the
process has been slow, we have
finally seen passage of the
double major and minor (items
students have been showing an
interest in for years.)
Nick DeBiase '85
Representative and Secretary
Student Government; Executive
Committee Student Government; Fraternity Member; Crew
Club; Committee for Nationai
R e c o g n i t i o n for L a f a y e t t e ;
A l u m n i P h o n a t h o n Week
Captain; Marquis Program
Board; Subcommittee Chairp)erson; Dean's List; Committee
for Sophomore Class Unity
What I have tried to show you,
is that Student Govemment
does do some things but more
importantly, has the ability to
do much more. This will not only
depend on who you elect but also
upon your interest. Otherwise,
Student Govemment will remain
a type of service organization,
doomed only to handle a few
student inquiries and allocate
money to clubs. I feel that I could
play a major role in changing
Student Government Our first
goal, however, must be to take
several "small" steps. For unless
students will come and feel
comfortable speaking at Student
Govemment meetings, and feel
their time is well spent, we shall
never be able to realize our full
potential, and have no business
claiming we have even come
close.
Jonathan R. Bernon
"Student Govemment is an
idealistic group of individuals
who sit in an ivory tower in
Pardee and pass resolutions.
They are not representative of
the 'real' students at I-afayette;
they are mere puppets of the
administration."
I have heard such sentiments
time and time again. As VicePresident ofthe Student CJovem
ment I would try to put these
myths to rest and work on
making Student Govemment
more r e p r e s e n t a t i v e of the
campus. Currently, the VicePresident chairs the Committee
on Representation and assigns
dent and individual concerns
and interests, I beheve the
purpose of a student run body is
to voice these varied ideas as
clearly and accurately as possible.
It seems all fine and good that
we have this defined goal, but
implementing a method to achieve
our desired end now is our
greatest problem to tackle. Under
the Student Govemment constitution, the job of representation
IS specifically left to the Vice
President, and it is due to this
exact responsibility that I feel I
am the most quahfied candidate
to fulfill this position.
As we are all aware, the
newness of the Representation
Committee is perhaps its hardest
obstacle to conquer. 1 do not
believe that it is a question of
pt-ople not wanting to voice their
(ipinionH. We all know that
I .iifayette studentH love to make
themselves heard. This year
alone we witnessed the stand of
the fratemities in front of Markle
Hall, the campus demand for an
altemative coffee house, and the
success of a coed floor. It is
evident that we do have a lot to
say, and what needs to be done is
to strengthen the system which
will serve to consolidate our
many voices. The job of Vice
President is to be the organizer,
and it is a position which
requires imagination and
creativity. There is a definite
need for constituency groups to
8p)eak their minds and every
individual at this school should
be made aware of all the issues
and all the events going on.
What we need is a full scale
public relations committee that
will not only solicit opinions and
ideas, hut will also serve to
provide constant information to
each regular representative a
constituency by random computer
selection. You all received a
letter from your representative
about the current issues in
Student (jovemment and were
invited to attend a constituency
meeting to voice your opinions
about these issues. Only 1% of
the students attended consti
tuency meetings this year. "The
result was a great disappointment.
Some represen tati ves said that
students just do not care what
happens with our college 1, on
the other hand, feel that students
do care and would voice their
sentiments if the constitutendes
were assigned differently. When
you have a problem, or want to
see something changed, wouldn't
you feel more comfortable telling
your ideas to a friend rather
than an individual who was
assigned to you by a computer.
It was this sort of reasoning that
led me to look into the Bylaws of
the Student Govemment Con
stitution and seek ways to
change the representaion guide
lines. I studied the constitution
and set out to make changes in
the system.
I have just proposed changes
to the Student Ciovernment that
will allow me to enact a new
method of assigning constituencies. The new method involves a
more geographical distribution
of s t u d e n t s . Regular representatives will be assigned to
specific social living groups as
their constituencies. Forexamp^.
representative A will be assigned
to fratemity A; representative B
will be assigned to soronty B.
representative C will be assigned
to a designated floorfs) in one oi
the dorms or other non-OreeK
fContinued on Page W
us all. There is a need for
continual contact between tne
representatives in the body aiia
the students at large. After aJi,
we are representing you, and in
reality we are all actually one
u n i t This campus is too small
not to take advantage oi »
combined effort. For too long
there h a s been a schism, ana
this division has often beeri our
weakest spot. As vice preflideni.
I hope to work to achieve a
unique blending of thought and
action on the part of us all. in inr
past Student Government na*
relied on its own members lor a
great deal of its input I t s " ! " '
we all have a say, and nin
behind our own closed doors -but U)gether, so that we ni >>
work
as one U) make l-a'".>Vj
w i l l IV ao K i i r I." . . . - — .
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the best place U) inhabit, i "^
mv involvement in M"«'^"
THE LAFAYETTE. ERIDA y, APRIL 1, 1983
Old State Theater Rejuvenated
by Anne E. Gulick
theaters to operate in Easton at
one time or another in the days
In keeping with the recent before television. It was said
interest of the college to foster that Easton theaters were a
Ijetter relations with the city of proving ground for acta before
Ea«ton, members of the Alpha they debuted on Broadway, and
Phi Omega Bervice fratemity the Legend goes that if an act
have been involved in a city was applauded in Easton it was
wide program aimed at re- bound to be a hit on the Great
fiirbi«hing the old Stete Theater White Way.
on Northampton Street
The three-story Beaux-Arts,
TTje work is being carried out Spanish styled theater has since
under the direction ofthe "Friends functioned as a dance hall,
of the State Theater," a group movie theater and a cut-rate
beaded by Gail Brogan, Richard movie hotise, before being leased
Wolfe and Ken Klabunde, three to Angstadt & Wolfe, a Kutztown
Eaaton community dvic leaders. basedtheater management firm
Most Lafayetters are probably of which Richard Wolfe is a
unaware of the Stete's colorful
partner. The current project
and historic p a s t , but the seeks to tum the aging, sagging
iiênds" are working to change building into a "community
that for the entire community.
resource" in which audiences
When the State opened aa a could once again see live
raadeville house in 1926, it entertainment plush atmosphere.
joined the ranks of the 14 or so
Alpha Phi Omega has pitehed
m with the effort by helping to
clean, pamt and do light carpentry
work on the interior. Members
did a great deal of work before
the recent Fred Waring engagement, and are now helping to
prepare for next Friday's Dizzie
(jiUespie concert Brogan, who is
the president of Historic Easton,
Inc., as well as president of the
Fnends," commented that she
IS very pleased that the college
IS domg this .. , they have always
been good neighbors and this
effort certainly can't hurt
Easton/Lafayette relations."
The upcoming Dizzie Gillespie
(»ncert 18 being co-sponsored by
me "Friends" and the Lafayette
College JCP, and both groups
are confident that the event will
prove to be a unique, exciting
experience for all those involved,
especially if it helps get the Stete
back on its feet
NOTES NOTES NOTES NOTES NOTES NOTES
The Cinematic S c e n e
Friday, April 1, there will be a
leciure on "The New (jerman
(Jinema" by Profeesor Klaus
Phillips ofthe Virginia Military
Institute, followed by a showing
of Rainer Fassbinder^s exquisitdy
wrought film, "Lola." Presented
in conjunction with the Pine
Alts Society, this event will be
held in Pardee Auditorium
starting at 7:30 p.m.; the movie
will begin at 8:(X) p.m.
Closet Chefs, Come Out!
Anyone interested in helping
Bob Mioera with the Food
Committee of Kawfey's, please
contact him at X5590 or 25(>6590.
Recover Lost Treasures
Room 209 Pardee Hall is a
repository for lost items foimd
mainly in Pardee.' Some items
which are currently collected
thoeaie: eyeâsaes, a calculator.
books, earrings, braodets, scarves,
gloves, jackets, and a Canon
camera lens cover. If any of
these items sound like yours,
please see Mrs. Cooper in room
209 Pardee.
Fossil Facte
Dr. Dale Springer, assistent
professor at Amherst College
and Lafayette, '73, will lecture
on paleontology on April 4 at
7:30 p.m. in Van Wickle Hall,
brought to you courtesy of the
Geology Club.
Helping Freshmen Find A
Clue to College Career
Applications for the position
of Summer Orientation Counselors are available in the Office
of Residence (md Activities,
Marquis Hall. Completed applications must be retumed by
April 11 for appropriate consideration.
Eastem Ek»nomic Issues
Professor Charles Issawi,
Bayard Dodge Professor of Near
Eastem Studies at Princeton
University, will speak on "The
Middle East Economy: A LongRange View" on Friday, April 8,
at 2:30 p.m. in the Interfaith
Chapel of Hogg Hall. This event
is made possible by the Department of Exxinomics suid Business.
Spring Retums
With Gladsome Voice
The first annual Eastonshire
Boarshead Madrigal Dinners,
held by the Lafayette College
Chorale, will take place on April
9 and 10 in the East Wing of
Marquis Dining Hall. Seating of
guests begins at 6:15, and the
Festivities, which include Medieval Elizabethan Madrigals,
trumpet fanfares, period costumes, stroUing troubadours,
and anauthentic banquet.
The Dizzy Gillespie Quartet will bring the Jazz Age to Easton on
Fridey, April 8, at 8:00 p.m. at the historic State Theater, 4 5 3
Northampton Street. Tickets, available at the Marquis Prbctor's
Booth, are $6.00 orchestra, $4.00, 93.00 balcony for Lafayette
students and staff.
commence at 6:45 p.m. Tickets
for this extraordinary entertainment are $12.50 per person
and may be obtained at the
Lafayette College Music Department from March 21 - April
1. Order early, since seating is
limited!
Eftster Sunday Mass, Noon,
Colton Chapel.
Passover Series Scheduled
Transportation to the foUowing
passover services may be
arranged through Hillel Society:
Friday, April 1 — Temple of
Covenant of Peace, 8:30 p.m.
There's More to Easter Than
Bunnies and Chocolate E g g s Sunday, April 3 — B^Nai
Abraham Synagogue, 6:15
Services for the Holy Weekend
p.m.
are scheduled as follows:
Friday, April 1 — Roman Catholic Monday, April 4 — B'Nai
Liturgy, Noon, Colton ChapeL
a.m. and 6:15 p.m.
Saturday, April 2 — Vigil of
Easter Mass, 5:00 p.m., CoWjon Tuesday, April 5 — B'Nai
Chapel.
a.m.
Sunday, April 3, — College
Contact Mike Dorman 252Church Sunhght Service, 8:00
a.m.. South Lawn, Paurdee. 7349 regarding transportation.
Watson Grant Awarded
Lisa M. Konoplisky
Looking forward to an experience that, in their own words,
is "creative" and "unique,"
Lafayette seniors P a m e l a
Passman and Gwendolyn Freed
have been awarded $10,000
granta through the Thomas J.
Watson Fellowship Program for
"a year of independent study
and travel abroad . . . a break in
which they might explore with
thoroughness a particular
interest, test their aspirations
and abilities, view their Uves
and American society in greater
perspective, and concomitantly,
develop a more informed sense
of international concem."
Thrf program was established
in 1968 in cooperation with fifty
colleges emd universities in the
United States. The focus of the
study is usually a very specific
one, but does not involve iorm£d
affiliation at a foreign institution.
Passman, a Govemment tmd
Law major, and Freed, an
Anthropology and Sociology
major, aeveloped a proposal for
their studies, which they then
submitted to the campus committee dealing with felK>w8hips.
The committee then nominated
the students for the Watson
Foundation.
The subject of Passman's
study will be "Legislative
Response to Environmental
Problems," and her research will
take place in Japan. Freed, who
will travel to Ecuador, plans to
research "The Language and
Practices of Pentecostal Communities."
Both students stress that their
interest in these subjects evolved
slowly over the course of their
Lafayette careers. They also
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and supportive throughout the
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Govemment during the past
three years, and my extensive
ptu-ticipation in many other
activities, has enabled me to
reach a large percentage of our
student body. I have seen the
varied sides of issues and I have
worked diligently to fight for the
student voice under all circumstances.
Yes, it is really up to us
individually to become (xjncemed
with our community's needs.
However, it is up to the vice
president (and his/hero)mmittee)
to .see that an efficient and
rational dialogue Ix' earned out
among all group.s eoinprising
our campus. It is only through a
willingness to work together, via
strong communication channels,
that we will be able to create a
voice that will echo the importanceof student's thoughts. I
nope to be the necessary creative
force behind the productivity,
that will come with the unity we
can achieve by listening and
reaching out to one another.
Penally, I request the combined
effort of your support in nexl
week's election, so that we ma>
all strive for the fullest possibh
representation of our l,afayetU
community Thank you.
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THE LAFA YETTE. FRIDAY, APRIL 1, 1983
10
Bambi, Boston & Bathrooms:
A Narrative of Choir Quips
Faculty Achieves Merit
by Kristine A. Eckhardt
Congratulations! All of you
Lafayette studente displayed
astounding patience! After suffering through the entire Spring
Break in agonies of anticipation,
only to find your hopes cruelly
dashed when you retumed to
campus and found that there
was no Friday paper scheduled,
you deserve ample reward. And
so, without further ado, here is
the long-awaited second installment of faculty facts, concentrating this week on the department of arts and humanities.
RICK MATTHEWS - Assistant Professor of Govemment
and Law, h a s co-authored a
textbook on poUtical idealogies,
titled Communism,
Fascism,
and Liberalism. This work, due
to be published by Prentice-Hall
in late 1983, is a set of interpretive
essays explaining such diverse
political perspectives as Maoism
and Marxism. "This is a reaction
to my experience teaching at
Lafayette' says Matthews. This
faculty member has also had an
interpretation of Thomas Jeffer
son's political philosophy accepted for publication in 1984,
an analysis which will emphasize
the radical democratic aspecte of
Jefferson's economic and political
thought.
MARESA FANIELU - A s s o c i a t e P r o f e s s o r of
Languages, has been asked by
her publisher , D.C. Heath and
Co., to prepare a third edition of
h e r
t e x t b o o k ,
Aujourd'hui, of which the second
edition is currently being used in
intermediate French classes. The
newest edition will include software for vocabulary building
and drill practices; such computer
appUcations in language teaching
are a bold innovation.
PROFESSORS JEAN
P I E R R E C A P (Languages),
STEPHEN LAMMERS (Religion), and DONALD MILLER
(History), have been selected as
Invitational Humaiuste for 198,1.
The Invitational Humanist Program, sponsored by the Pennsylvania Humanities Council, presents humanist scholars who
lecture on their personal research
specializationstopubUc audiences
across the state. Twenty-five
scholars were selected this year.
JAMES WOOLEY - Assistant
Professor of English, chaired a
session on the maxim in French
and English hterature at the
annual meeting ofthe Northeast
American Society of 18th Century
Studies October 10,1982. He has
also been elected to the delegate
assembly of the Modem I.an
(Continued on Page II)
by Lisa M. Konoplisky
No one realizes the sacrifices
we writers must make. . .the
hardships we must endure. . .the
heartaches, the moral tugs-of
war that go on inside our hterary
little hearte. Oh no, you say, we
just plop ourselves down in front
of the typewriter every Wednesday night and spill out a series of
amusing images onto the page.
Sorry buckaroos. Our life is one
wrought with trauma.
Case in point. What does a
certain newspaper writer do, if
this certain newspaper writer
happenstobe attending a small,
liberal arts college in a certain
northeast comer of a certain
mid-atlantic state. . .and. . .this
certain writer wishes to recount,
for her esteemed readers, a series
of amusing personal impressions
regarding certain other people
who would most certainly be
quite irate upon reading them. I
certainly don't know.
Well. . .on second thought, maybe 1 do. After all, one must have
heart, and realize that tmth,
above all else, must reign. The
fact that I might get stabbed in
the back with a conductor's
baton and lynched by a mob of
tenors, basses, altos, and soprsmos
is secondary. We are talking
about integrity. We are talking
about the stuff of which the
National Enquirer ia made. Yes,
we are talking about choir tour,
(dramatic organ music optional).
I won't even bother introducing
mom this tim'e, you're all intimately acquainted with her. She
has a say in everything. Whether
or not I listen is another matter
entirely.
"Oh, Lisa, I'm so glad you joined
choir."
"Yeah, Mom, me too."
"If the people are anything
hke the girls in your high school
choir, they must be wonderful."
"Girls and boys, Mom. Remember this is a co-ed school
Mom, we decidedtoacknowledge
the other half of the human
race "
I didn't even bother suggesting,
"Men and Women," I knew it
wouldn't quite register.
I, of course, also tried not to
notice the unspoken phrase
accompanying her last statement. . "not Uke those other
girls who smoked and never did
their homework."
My mother is still ofthe school
that equates nicotine with sin.
Or, for that matter, equates
anything enjoyable with sin. In
the 1960'8, when everyone was
saying, "If it feels good, do it!"
my mother was wearing a
headband that read, "If it feels
good, you'll probably havetogo
to confession for i t " And my
high school, they issued demerite
for suspicion of smoking. The
actual act was secondary. That
was one nice thing about the
nuns, they didn't waste time with
details. . .like the truth.
"So where is the tour going?"
"Well, we're spending three
days a r o u n d B o s t o n . . . a n d
then. . ."
"Oh, will you be safe? I mean,
are you going with a lot of other
people?"
No Mom, I'm going to be sent
on horseback across country to
sing four part harmony with
myself No mom, this is not
outward bound, this is choir.
"Yes Mom, the rest ofthe choir
is going with me. We are going to
be dressed in choir robes. Who
would attack 63 kids donned in
the latest in angelwear? Andui
maroon, yet?
Well, that's good, maroon
won t show the dirt that well"
I get the distinct feeling I'm up
for cannonization sometirott
when I talk to her. I also get tht
distinct feeUng that I'm speaiinj
Portuguese.
"Where are you going afta
Boston?"
"Jersey City."
"Oh, that's nice."
Needless to say, I didn't
bother trying to decipher why
my welfare in Boston concerned
her so much, and yet Jersey City
warmed the cockles of her heart
The woman has obviously been
reading the cooking directions
on the back of spaghetti boxet
for too many years now.
"Well Mom, I'm going to
g o . . . y e s , 1 h a v e enough
money. . .From the bank, whew
else?. . .no, I'm NOT packing an
iron. . yes the choir director it
going with us. . bye. Mom."
Time to leave for tour. But
perhaps I should give you some
background on choir, up cloee
and personal.
You see, we practice twice a
week and, for chorale, two hours
on weekends. About 2 weeb
before concerto, our director gets
that tense edge to her voice and
startetoschedule extra webetteiget-this-music-straight-or-we're^
up-shit's-creek-without-a-paddle
rehearsals.
But she seemstohave entered
hyperspace a bit earlier this
semester — like the day we got
back from break. All of this
tends to affect your entire outlook
on life.
You start requesting classical
numbers at record spins.
(Continued on Page llj
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and Business wrote an article, 48 articles selected from a pool of
"A Source of FVofits in Foreign
more than ,3000 to be included in
Exchange Trading" co-authored a new edition of J. Gilmour
with Keith P^nan (instructor of Sherman's Personalized System
Economics/Business), which ap- of Instruction: 41 Germinal
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Atlantic Economic Journal; he article by Gallup.
also presented a paper on "The
Caribbean Basm Initiative:
LAWRENCE W. BEER Reagan's 'Supply Side' Alliance
Head of G o v e r n m e n t / L a w ,
for Progress' before the AsKirby Professor of Civil Rights,
sociation of Caribbean Studies.
has been invited to membership
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SUSAN BASOW - Associate Law Center and the World
FVofessor of Psychology, co- Association of Law FVofessors.
authored an article on "Helping
Furthermore, he has been ap^
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Sex-tyning" with Donna Crawley
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ancf Personality; also published selected by the United States
was a review of He & She: How
Department of Education to
Children Develop Their Sex- participate on a special panel to
Role Indentities" by Brooks in evaluate proposals for national
the journal Sex Roles. ERIC/ resource centers in intemational
CAPS Clearinghouse has in- studies; has had an article on
cluded Basow's article "Cross- "Constitution amd Flevolution in
cultural Patterns in Achievement Japanese Law, Society, and
Motivation: Ethnic Group and Politics" published in the CamSex Comparison in Fiji" in the bridge University FVess journal
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in Education.
JEAN-PIERRE CAP - ProEDWARD KERNS, Associate fessor and Head of Languages,
FVofessor and Head of Art, was the featured speaker at an
spoke at Haverford College on Intemational Evening at East
P ebruary 25 on "The Development Stroudsburg State College in
of Metaphor in the Structural November, other achievements
Aspects of Painting." While include being elected to a fivethere he also conducted a critique year term on the executive
for the art majors.
committee of the E u r o p e a n
HERMAN I. U E B U N G - literary relations division of the
FVofessor Emeritus of Economics, Modem Language Association.
has won the first place award
DIANE COLE AHL - As
from the Forecaster's Club of sistant FVofessor of Art History,
New York for accuracy in presented two papers on Ftenaispredictions about the United sance birth salvers leist fall. One
States economy for the four was read at the Seventh Annual
quarters that ended in September. Eiu-opean Studies conference at
the University of Nebraska; the
BRONIUS B. VASKEUS other was given at the MidFVofessor of Languages, chaired
Atlantic Conference ofthe Renaisa symposium commemorating
sance Society of America at
the centennial of U. Kreve, a
Swarthmore College.
19th century writer and professor
of Slavic languages, held October
RICHARD E. WELCH, JR 16 at the Faculty Club at the
FVofessor/ Head History, had a
University of Pennsylvania.
review of S t u a r t Creighton
Vaskelis delivered a paper during
Miller's The American Coriquest
the symposium entitled "The
of the Phillipines appear in the
Development of Slavic Dramatic
New York Times Sunday "Book
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ILAN PELEG - Assodate
FVofessor of Govemment/L-aw,
The above are a mere sampling
Chairman, Intemational Affairs,
of the wide remge of dazzling
and JOHN MERRILL - Asscholarly accomplishments of
sistant FVofessor of Governthe Lafayette faculty. Flemember
ment/Law, fly to Mexico City
next time you are guzzling black
next week to present a paper on
coffee while attempting to pry
"Nuclear Scenarios: Political Use
open your red-rimmed eyelids
of the Nuclear Bomb" at the
during an all-night exam cram:
Intemational Studies Assocaition
chances are, your professors are
annual meeting. While there,
working harder than you are!
Peleg will chair a panel on recent
Bambi, Boston &
Bathrooms
"What do you mean the organization — our director. I've
H alleluiiah Chorus doesn't have always thought of her as a cross
between Scarlett O'Hara and
a good beat?"
George C. Patton. She says she's
This tyf)e of behavior does not from Kentucky. Kentucky via
tend to endear you to Phi Delt. West Point, more likely.
It's horrible. You begin to feel
Of course, there is always her
alienated from anyone who
cannot properly enunciate things maternal side. For instance, no
like "Ave Varum Corpus." You one will argue with the fact that
begin to speak in an odd form of she is seriously concemed when
middle English that is so common you have, for instance, the flu.
to the pieces we sing. Example:
STUDENT: (Sniffle, sniffle) I
Roomie — "So Lis, is your t h i n k k k . . . . a c h o o o o ! ! I
paper due Thursday or FViday?" have. . . .achooooo!!!. . . .a bit of
Me — "The scraggly scroll aaa. . . . achoooo
code. . . .
doth find its rest before the close achooooo!!!!"
of day."
Mrs. Choir Director "A what?"
Ftoomie — "Oh."
Student: "A code. C-O-l^D.
You know, I've noticed that Code."
she spends a lot less time in the
Mrs. Choir Director: "But can
room lately. Maintaining friend- you sing?"
ships is a challenge, to say the
Student: "Sing? I can barely
least.
breathe."
Mrs. Choir Director: "Well,
And, of course, there is always
perfect posture. That's the way can you come to practice anyway. . .and at least learn the
you are supposed to sit when you
sing. Perfect posture is the notes."
closest a human being can come
Student: "But I'm running a
to looking like Bambi. You
1(X) degree fever,"
remember, when Bambi would
Mrs. Choir Director: "We'll set
romp playfully through the
up a cot, I've got some extrawoods, perking up his ears at the strength
Tylenol. , , ."
least sign of danger. Well, that's
what we begin to look like after a
However, one can always cut
while, a bunch of little bambis
choir. Technically, that is. Some
with U.S. Marine Corps posture.
how, it never quite works out
1 wonder if Mana von Trapp She totally reverses the pattern
Htiirted this way.
of study first, extra-curricular
last.
And, of course, there'.s alvsays
(Continued <in Pa^c 12)
the heart anH .snu! of our
THE LAFA YETTE, FRIDA Y, APRIL 1, 1983
12
good and
rock
bad
by John Goodrich
Once I was at this dinner party sitting next to this guy who
was downright unfriendly. Aside fix)m a casual hello and a
flabby handshake he said nothing; instead, he leaned forward
and pretended to listen to the more popxUar conversation at the
other end of the table. Once the appetizer came, he
concentrated on food. He irritated me. It wasn't hke I had B.O.
or bad breath or anything; this guy just wasn't interested in
anyone or so it seemed. Now I know that he was just being
fashionably snotty, but then I wasn't sure, so instead of eating
to the right I switched to the left, using his roll plate. It turned
out that this guy wasn't as detached as he pretended to be
because he noticed my gauche behavior and asked me to
"kindly move my roll." A good opener, I thought — and we've
been friends ever since.
What I leamed over Break, though, is that there is a different
kind of detached behavior. We call such persons "spacey," but
in Califomia they're "spaced out." I shouldn't generalize; I'm
not talking about everyone from the whole state, I'm sure their
Congressmen wear suits, and a few fathers probably do, too.
The place I'm referring to is the University of Califomia at
Santa Cniz.
My friend Dave told me that Santa Cruz was Califomia on a
stick. Whatever that meant I wasn't sure, but driving onto
campus I began to understand. There at a bus stop was a group
of guys wearing long robes, and all of them had beards and
carried these faded leather bags. They put me in the Easter
spirit I couldn't help thinking that robes are good if they were
too lazy to get dressed. Think of how much faster we could get
ready if only we all wore robes!
I got out of my car and walked around campus. I swear, if I
went to school where dorms were overlooking the ocean I'd
never ever work. This place was unreed: they had fountains in
the lobby of the dorm, and a dorm library that had sliding
glass doors opening into a rock garden with a smedi waterfall.
A mere 1500 feet away was sand, the beginning of a quarter
mde walk down to the ocean.
This crowd of students passed me wearing patched jeans
and gauze T-shirts. They said "Hey — Hiya, nowareya?"
"Groovy," I said.
"Hey okay," they said.
This is no joke! Groovey is a standard word there! By looking
at the clothes they wear and the way they talk they're ten years
behind us — regarding fashion and speech, that is — but they
aren't in other ways.
I w£i8 in the bathroom and some guy walked in. "What do
you think you're doing in here?" I asked.
"There's a urinal in here," he said.
"Oh." I ran out and checked the door. I thought I had
wandered into the men's room, but there was no sign. I went
back in and demanded the guy tell me if this was the men's
room or the ladies' room. I found out all bathrooms were co-ed.
This is no new news to most of us — co-ed bathrooms — but it's
pretty wierd in action.
Another odd thing about the living situation is that in this
dorm all the rooms connected with sliding wall doors which
could be locked or kept open. All of them were open, so that
each person's room was also emother's; most of the time I
didn't know whose room I was in, but it didn't really matter.
Everyone used the other person's stereo, records, drum set, or
clothes, £18 if they were his own, I never saw a desk.
They didn't get grades at this university either. All semester
report cards were hand-written, with comments made by the
professor of the given course.
Not many people had chairs in their rooms, either. That will
probably leave the biggest impression on me. When I got there
I was weeiring a dress, out of respect for my friend Dave. I
found him in a room full of other people, sitting on an amp,
plucking an electric guitar making these woobling noises
while all his buddies were lying on the floor smoking cigs,
while others studied. They all said, "Come on in! Nice to meet
you," etc., but I felt helpless. It was awkward because I really
didn't know where to plant myself There was no chair to sit on
and I didn't want to sit on the floor in my outfit. I just stood
there admiring someone's tasteful artwork on the wall,
making it look as if I wanted to stand. Finally I just asked,
"Hey, Dave, can I sit on your amp?"
Later in the day a bunch of us took a walk and witnessed a
"Dykes Unite" rally on the quad. There were balloons and
stickers that read "Dykes Unite," and they spoke of uniting to
fight against discriminatory behavior towards "our kind of
woman."
At night they had these guys juggling in front ofthe dining
hall. Dave said, "They don't go to U.C, they live in the woods
nearby and come here to juggle for attention. Sometimes they
beg for food." He added that they were perfectly harmless and
had done this for as long as he could remember. I asked him
how they made money and someone explained that they
cultivate mushrooms in the forest.
There is a lot of drug-taking at this school. More than I ever
ever imagined could go on in any school. I walked past this
group of girls who started yowling at my yellow rainslicker,
claiming it was "shiney and like a mirror." Man, that was
weird. I was glad to get back that evening to San Francisco,
and for that matter as corny as it may seem, I felt grateful and
glad to be going to school here at l f a y e t t e .
If you happened to look at
Billboard Hot 100 over break,
you may have been surprised to
see Michael Jackson's Thriller
topping the album charts while
the album's second single, "Billie
Jean," tops the singles charts. A
pretty impressive achievement
for a soul artist, eepecially a
twenty-four year old one . . .
How goo<L& Thriller? WeU,
that's tough to say. I have not
heard one person speak negatively of the album who has
heard it several times. From cut
one, "Beat It," to the album's
conclusion, "Thriller," Michael
has put on vinyl enough dancing
and easy listening and then
some. "Beat It" h a s become one
of the first singles by a black
artist to get airplay firom predominantly heavy rock Btations
and for good reason. Eddie Van
Halen's guitar solo at the latter
half of the song has a heavy
metal stamp on it and many
members of Toto assist in giving
the song a "rock" sound.
"Billie Jean" and "The Girl Is
Mine" have both one to # 1 on the
singles chart and need no ink
here. Let me tell you about some
of the other cuts. "Human
Nature" is a beautiful song that
has a surrealistic sound created
by Toto a n d p e r c u s s i o n i s t
Paulinho da Costa. It sort of
floats off the album . . . "P.Y.T.,"
an acronym for FVetty Young
Thing is co-written by Quincy
Jones Emd James Ingram. An
upbeat number, this song will
get you moving and features one
of Jackson's best jjerformances
on the album. "The Lady In My
Life" follows this number and
slows things back down. A ruce
song but not really as worthy of
praise as the other songs so let's
slip to side two . . .
Get ready! The first song on
this side's gonna start something . . . no joke! "Warma Be
Startin 'Somethin.' " features a
g r e a t synthesizer a n d horn
SOPHOMORE
UNITY BRUNCH
MARQUIS DINING HALL — 1:30 P.M.
Dean Mac, Master of
Ceremonies
f
Bambi, Boston &
Bathrooms
Mrs. Choir Director "Can you
come early to practice that solo
piece, hke around 2 o'clock?"
Student: But I have two
exams tomorrow and a paper
due T'hursday.
You don't get an argument
when you say this. You get
puppy eyes. You know what I
mean. That how-could-you-do-thisto-me-when-I've-worked-so-hardand-forced-my-husband-and-child
-to wait-until-7:00-for-dinner-3
-nights-a-week-look. The woman
could convince Charles Manson
to stay for an extra rehearsal.
She keeps telling me she's not
Catholic, but I think it's aU a
cover. They must have Catholics
in Kentucky.
Ocassionally, though, we fall
along the wayside. Like the time
the entire Chorale decided not to
show up for rehearsal. You ask
for whom the Bell tolls?
Mr. C D , "Could I see the
Chorale after rehearsal for a few
minutes?"
A few dramatic momenta of
silence are interjected here. This
p v e us time to lay down bets on
now many times we will have to
write "I promise not to be late for
chorale practice" on the blackboard.
She begins with a story. "You
know, when I WEIS a girl growing
up in Kentucky. . , "
SUNDAY, APRIL 17th
mold of "Boogie Wonderland,"
arrangement and may be the
album 8 best song. Louia Johnaon a n d h a s already cracked the tot
20. After this, however, theW«
plucks an irresistible bass beat
of performance seems to dim
throughout that is guaranteed to
witJi some exceptions, and the
get you on the dance floor . . .
result is a weU-produced, good
Wait a second! You say you
record. I would even recommend
don't want an album for dandng?
You want an album that's "just it to most anyone who like* the
group. But, be warned, it it not
ood — not a disco LP." Well,
one of their better albums. White
IXCUSE ME!!!
h a a b e c o m e more rhythm
Perhaps this is news to you
consdous, since Raise\, the lut
but there are some really talented
LP, resulting in a sometinM
soul artists out there, such as
Brazilian dance feeliiif that
Evelyn King, Jackson, EWF,
and The Gap Band, that write does not particularly Become
much more onginal and enjoyable thia talented group. "Freedom of
music than most of the white Choice," a sad attempt at a
trash on the airwaves these pc^tidal message beet exerophfia
this point As White sings "Can
days. This is not a column
strictly about dance music nor is you dig the prime interest rate*,"
it strictly about heavy metal — it various percussion beats in the
is a music column designated to background almost cover up the
rest of the music.
give you, t h e a c a d e m i c a l l y
inclined college student who
There are some fine songs on
likes to be up on the latest in
here, most notably the beautiAil
music, a quick look a t some of
baUada"Mirade8' and "Straight
the better music around toFrom The Heart," and "Spread
day . . . and and believe me —
Your Love." OveraU the subuni
The Thriller is about as good an
would get a B+. It's just Uiat from
album as you'll see released in
all of 1983. Back to the album . . . a group like EWF, I've come to
'the title track is another expect A+ every time . .. maybe
upbeat number with a special next semester. Good Rock Note*:
guest "rapper" (although this is HaU and Oates played at Lehigh
Wednesday. How would you like
about as much a rap as Moon
Zappa's conversation on "Valley to pick out just 10 songs of theirs
Gi^ls") Vincent IMce. That's for a greatest hits LP? Valley
right! The old m a n firom those promoter Tom Makoul has a
late night TV thrillers has $150,000 suit against Billy Joe!
resurfac^ on the title track of over his Lehigh Concert, clauning
this album, a song about those Joel had a verbal agreement to
terrible shows he used to h o s t let him promote the concert
Jackson sings in a hush the first Electric Factory eventually
verse before he declares, in a snagged i t . . . Michael Jackson
waming voice, that "this is is planning an album with
thriller — thriller n i g h t " By the Barbara Streisand soon . . . Pat
time FVice comes in with his Metheny, a superb jazz guitarist
"rap," you've been filled full of finaUy won a grammy for his
images of ghosts and aliens. exceUent 1982 song, "Offi-amD."
Good fun. A good album. O.K.? cJust goes to show you that the
Earth, Wind and Fire have a good guys stiU win once in a
new LP out entitled PowerUght. while. I mean Toto's good but
Maurice White, lead vocalist of seven grammy awards? C'mon
the group, produces the LP guys, f thought that stuff went
which contains nine new songs. out with the Bee Gees . . . See ya
The first single, "FaU In Love at the Dance Marathon tfr
With Me," is an upbeat dance n i g h t . . .and tomorrow . . . and
number and a good one in the Simday moming . . .
Oh no, anything that deals
with the old homestead or dixie
always shoots straight for the
conscience,
my mamma would never
get mad at me when I would do
something wrong, she would
just say Jean Anne, I'm disappointed in you , ,"
Oh boy, she's really cookin'
now,
"Hut don't feel bad, I know you
have your work and other minor
commitments. Just because we
still have tons of music to leam,
and only 3 weeks left until tour.
Don't worry. Don't worry if I'm
embEuTEissed in front of the
a l u m n i , my h u s b a n d , my
daughter. . .really, I don't mind"
Do you ever get that sinking
feeling you've never graduated
from grade school?
But, get ready for tour we did,
and off we went — a sort of nofrills version of the Mormon
Tabernacle Choir.
It is amEizing the things that
happen when you stick that
many people together on a bus
for 4 days. You develop your own
little microcasm of sodety. Sort
of a leopard's lair on wheels.
Everyone's unique personEdity
comes out in the exhaust fumes.
My favorite WEIS our cruise
director type. Oh, you know, one
of those personalities who feels
compelled to keep everyone firom
getting bored. . .and c£u:sick. A
comgination of Monty HEJI and
Julie on "Loveboat" We all said
a silent prayer when she dedded
not to organize an "Exercise
with Sally ' hour on deck.
We also developed a warm
regard for our bus driver. We
knew we had reEdly touched him
when he warned us before
leaving for Boston, "I don't care
what you do, just don't throw up
on the bus." A man of infinite
wisdom, no doubt
We also developed an entirely
new array of sodal skills we
never knew existed. You lesim to
adapt to all types of situations,
l i k e how to use the bathroom
fadlities in the bus travelling 60
miles an hour over some of
Massachusetts' rockier terrain.
Or sharing a 2-per8on bathroom
with 20 other women all vying
for the mirror so they can apply
an extra coat of mascara. After di,
we have our priorities.
The entire trip had a very
frantic ring to it. Our meal
breaks could have won us an
appearance on "Beat The Clock.
It reaUy is amazing how many
Chidcen McNuggetts you Mn
scarf down in 20 minutes. We
spent the rest of the Ume
packing and unpticking our robes
I'n c h u r c h e s a l l acroBS
Massachusetts where everyone
looked Uke they just stepped out
of a Norman RockweU painting
We did spend one night with,
how shaU I say, some of our
more affluent Lafayetu
assodates. I noticed a distmrt
difference when our host asked
me how my father kept the snow
off the tennis courts m «
winter. Their children dabbled
in stocks, not finger paint, i m
grow b a n a n a s for thdr cereal in
Uie UtUe Third World nation
they keep in the guest house, l ne
water in their swimming pooi«
does rwit develop algae.
We all knew that the focal
point of the trip would be tlê
night spent in the Lord Wakefield
Motor Inn "on the shores ol
beautiful Lake Quannapowitt^
WeU, Lake Quannapowitt turned
out to be an oversized puddie.
and God knows no one knew
who Lord Wakefield was. We a^
found our way to the cockta^
lounge very quickly, however^
The rest ofthe evening is a bit«
a blur. I remember bemgchased
by the house detective. The laa
that we wandered through tW
halls casually 'switching '™
Not Disturb" signs to PLt';ftf:^
- EARLY MAID SERVICK.
may have had something to a"
with that.
Mom asked the day I got back,
"So, how was tour?
,
"Was the night in the meW
fim?"
"Oh, you know how it 18 with
all those good boys and giri»
Really boring "
THE LAFA YETTE. FRIDA Y, APRIL 1, 1983
yandalism,
13
(Continued from Page D
where the globe was knocked
from the lif ht fixture.
Afireextinguisher was diffused
at a party in Watson Courts on
Friday evening. Suspects have
been named and an investigation
is being conducted.
Watson HaU, accordiM to
jecurity reports, received ite
share of damages as well. Chair
seats were tom and their legs
were bent The interior of the
men's room was vandalized;
valves were bent plugging up
pipes and stopping water flow:
Uie ceiling blocks were released
because uie stripping holding
them in place was removed.
Hugh H a r r i s , d i r e c t o r of
security emd stifety, commented
on the difficultv that the security
itaff has in identifying t h e
randals. Harris pointed out how
[uickly an art such as throwing
a bottle through a window can
occur, "It only takes a second."
To better combat the problem,
Harris pointed out, coojjeration
the community is necessary.
Vandalism is a problem shared
by the entire community. Harris
also noted that some time within
the next week, Lafayette College
will have a marked security
vehicle patroUng the campus.
The acquisition of the car was
due to a recommendation by the
security and sEifety committee of
the student govemment last
year which suggested that it
might be helpful to have security
more visible on carnpus.
Douglas H. MacEwan, assistant dean of students, expressed
deep concem. He feels that
increasing vandalism can only
expect a h a r s h e r response,
perpetuating a "cycle which
should never begin in the first
place." One example MacEwtm
dted was that soon the administration will not be willing to
replace damaged phones.
MacEwan emphasized the fact
that the campus belongs to the
entire community. He stressed
the need for "pride in our
campus."
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chairmtm of the House Subcommittee on Postsecondary
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Town
Meeting
countered by Donald U. Noblett
vice president of the college for
physical planning and operations,
who based his observations on
the schools that his daughters
attended in the mid-west where,
he said, "I've never seen any
sign of vandalism."
Many theories were advanced
as to the motivating factor for
the vandalism that does occur
here. James P. Crawford, associate professor of mathematics,
suggested that the academic
pressure was an excuse used by
some students, and that they
were just blowing off steam firom
the hard work. An idea that wtis
greeted with some laughs came
fimm MacEwam, who posed the
possibility that the vandalism
was caused by students who felt
that the campus was too neat.
He said, "I think that some
students just see this campus as
being so neat that it's irritating.
I get students who complain
that they can't live with their
roommates because they're too
neat, why can't that apply to the
campus as a whole?" 'The idea of
alcoholic causes to the vandalism
w£is mentioned by a few people,
but was never really discussed.
TTie only consensus that seemed
to arise as cures to the problem
was that a 'reverse peer pressure'
was needed. Currently, there is a
large amount of peer pressure,
causing the vandalism. "Peer
pressure is very strong in the
wrong direction," said Alice
Sivulich, assistant dean of
students and director of student
activities. She added, "The RA's
perform their job and tum
people in, and then those who
did the damage get upset with
the RA. When considering how
much heat the regular students
must take, the vandalizers can
feel protected."
Many people agreed with an
opinion expressed by Mike
Browne, president of the ALSG,
who pushed for students to
reverse the idea of peer pressure.
He offered his own fratemity as
an example. "Last semester," he
said, "we had $1500 damage to
our fratemity house. About half
of that was broken windows.
After such a bad serhester, we let
it be known among our brothers
that vandalism in our house
would not be tolerated. This
semester, we'vehad no incidents."
Paul Greenman, '85, noted, "Solo
vandalism seems to be very rare.
Most of the time, these things
are done by groups. It is very
easy for one person in the group
to introduce some sensibility to
the group and stop the damage."
Mention was also made ofthe
speed in which plant operations
cleans up the campus. Some
students felt that a strong
attitude was "plant op will get it
on M o n d a y , w h y w o r r y ? "
MacEwan also felt that some
students were not aware of the
vandalism problem for the very
reason that things are cleaned
up so quickly. He pointed out an
example in which, "there was a
car accident in fi-ont of Marquis
late one night in which all the
grass was tom up, and most of
the hedges by Theta Delt were
taken out. By 6:00 a.m. we had
new shrubs and grass in, and no
one could tell that there had been
an accident"
Wendy Marks, '85, thought
that, "the school should leave
the results around for awhile so
people could see i t " In agreement
was Harlan Levinson, '83, who
added, "the students here are
spoiled. If they saw what they
were accomplishing, then they replacing it at all."
Greenman made one positive
would be more aware of what
observation; that he had noticed
was going on."
An adtutional area of concem in the report on the CAIX) floor
of the CTouD was the negligent that there was quite a bit less
destruction that takes place in vandalism than was normal for
louinges. People walking across South Collega MacEwan's figures
couches and tables, throwing surprisingly supported strong
things around, etc. Said Crawford, backing to this observation:
"People here don't destroy things "There were 25 fire extinguisher
because they're drunk, they're incidents in South this year, but
just careless." MacEwan also only one on the CALO floor."
'The general mood of the
said that he was concemed with
the lounges as he tries to replace participants in this town meeting
the furniture every year. His was one of optimism, but also of
complaints were directed at the sadness that so few People had
students who don't seem to care been at the discussion. The most
that they could have really nice agreed upwn solution was that of
fumitiu-e in the lounges if they reverse p)eer pressure, and a
would only take care of i t He pledge for each attendant to
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THE LAFA YETTE, FRIDA Y. .APRIL 1. 19H3
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The Legend of Ft. Lauderdale .
Is It Every Student's
Dream?
by Sandy McGall
Spring Break in F t Lauderdale
— every student's dream'.' Maybe.
This year I had the chance to
judge for myself. It was everything I'd hoped it would be (and
feared it would be), and I loved it!
Ijke many Lauderdale-bound
Partis, my friends and I arranged
our tickets to Collegiate Paradise
through a rip-off-the-bulletinboard p a c k a g e deal which
actually turned out to be a
bargain. (Who cares if no one
ever heard of Global International Airlines? — the jet had
two wings and a pilot . . . 1
think.) We did safely touch down
and as soon as we checked into
our hotel, we checked into Vt.
lûderdale.
It was midnight by this time,
so we had two hours to intrrxiuce
ourselves to the bars and clubs
on the Strip. (Yep, just about
every place closed at 2:00 a.m.
—way too early for a healthy,
fun-loving Pard.) There were
quite a few places to go defending
on our desire to spend money
and/or stay warm (a few nights
were a bit chilly). When we
didn't mind the breeze, we'd
check out the Candy Store
(outside) and watch M-T.V. This
place quickly became even more
pwpular because it was possible
to go to the bathroom without
paying a cover charge. Another
outdoor place to h a n g out was at
Penrod's big front porch —
complete with three small bars
and a railing overlooking the
busy sidewalk — perfect scoping
grounds.
Inside Penrod's was a different scene. There was a $>5 cover
charge and drinks were a lofty
$2.25+, but even then it was
worth it. There were five big
barrooms, plus another outdoor
bar, and there were three bands
for different music tastes — all
quite dancable. Penrod's boasted
a classier atmosphere, and the
guys here could always afford to
buy a girl a drink. Sorry all you
women's libbers . . .
And of course there was the
Prop Club. What Pard could hit
Lauderdale and not go there? It
was a cozy, non-commercialized
dive decorated with license plates
from every state, flags from any
place imaginable, and a jukebox
that played these lyrics every
fiveminute8;"Pissmeofif.
. fing
jerk." A real appealing song.
Anyway, with a httle imagination, the whole bar could be
lifted and placed into quite a few
frat houses here on campus. By
the way, beers were cheap ($1.10
for a 16 oz. draft), and the beei^
and wine mix called "Smashers"
were delicious and lethal.
My personal favorite on the
Strip was a place called "The
Elbo Room." Downstairs was
the usual crowded but friendly
barroom scene, and upstairs:
dancing with no cover charge!
This place seemed a lot like
Pardville on a weekend, except
we'd drink our beers before
throwing our cups away ($1.2.5
for 12 oz. draft). The D.J. was
great, and the atmosphere was
casual, fun, and perfect for
Pards.
Other night-hfe included a lot
of decent off-the-Strip clubs: Mr.
Pip's, City Limits, Flanagan's,
and The Playpen, most of which
had very reasonable promotional
deals — a $7-$10 cover charge
included a free T-shirt or mug,
and free or cheap drinks for an
allotted period.
Whenever we did decide to
come in at night, going into any
hotel was an experience. We
stayed at Stouffer's — which
was a "real" hotel as compared
tothe much more wild Lauderdale
Beach Hotel or the Holiday Inn.
Ater midnight, getting a visitor
past the security guards at
Stouffer's became an exciting
challenge, but getting into any
other place was no problem once
we sidestepped people partying
or sleeping in the halls. Although technically illegal, it was
possible to sleep on a deserted
section of the beach (wink,
wink), and if worse came to
worse, you could always have
slept in (or on) a Winnebago.
D a y t i m e , too, existed in
l>auderdale. Our routine was to
get up, (not necessarily wake up)
and go to the beach. We were
usually pretty psyched to find a
spot big enough for three towels.
Then, without fail, we'd go
through the sunbather's colorby-number tanning ritual. You
know, the sunburn protection #2
on the arms, #4 on the legs, #6 on
the face, and Block Out on what
was already burnt — because
"Red is dead, and dead peels."
Inevitably, as soon as we were
covered with lotion, the sand
would blow around and stick to
our skin.
The weather was all right, but
a bit disappointing. (Are tornado
watches s e a s o n a b l e for Ft.
Iûderdale in March?) Sorry to
all those who drove back on
F r i d a y , but S a t u r d a y w a s
absolutely gorgeous.
Lunch, if eaten, was a major
decision: The Pizza Place, Burger
King, or Takee Outee (fast-food
egg rolls). Over lunch, we'd look
for, but never find, our picture in
The Sun, a witty, college-oriented,
free daily paper.
After a shower, we'd find
something else to do. Pushy
foreign salesmen made shopping
for T-shirts anything but pleasant, but it was pretty easy to
bargain down prices. Happy
Hour was the best aftemoon
pastime, because this "hour"
could go anywhere from noon to
7 p.m. Howard Johnson's had
the best Happy Hour deal with
75? drinks 'til 8.
On Monday aftemoon l-afayette shone in the infamous
college contest at The Button.
Insults and beers flew between
schools throughout the "F)rotic
Banana" (well, erotic carrot,
really), "Wet Willie," and a new
event this year: "Absurd Acts"
(or, more appropriately labelled:
"How gross can you get?"). In all
these events, getting on stage
meant getting naked — ask any
Theta Delt for a play-by-play.
All in all, the guys pulled it off
(literally), because going into the
wet T-shirt contest (the last
event), LafCol was in first place.
Lafayette ended up in third
place. Enough said about The
Button.
Promotional deals were big in
Lauderdale. Our hotel was right
next to the "Miller Welcome
Center," a vacant lot which
sported a huge tent and 30-foot
inflatable beer bottles blown up
like parade floats. There was no
need for a radio or a watch
because every half hour the
Center blasted music on the
beach. In fact, the three songs
heard most over Break were
"Der Kommissar," "Beat It,"
and "Welcome to Miller Time."
Camel was a big promo company,
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the exatement;ftiendliness,and
fun of l<i.\(^>»derdale outweigheri
the obnoxious 20 to 1. Maybe I'm
just an optimist
Spring Break in Pt Laudeniale
— some love it; some hate it But
it does seem to be the place to be,
for a million and a half collew
kids from all parts of the country
flock there every Spring - all fot
different reasons. Me? Well, Iw
some sun, ate, drank, danced a
l o t . . . and does anyone know j
giuy named Jerry fi^m Notn
Dame? I think I fell in love.
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'•Prior Greek Week customers, 1980, Sigma Kappa
To describe the atmosphere of
the Strip itself, it would be
difficult to avoid words such as
commercialized, crowded, rowdy,
wild and rude. College students
had a week to go crazy, and most
put their time to good use. The
sidewalks were always jampacked, and all the heckling and
p i n c h i n g could get p r e t t y
annoying. There were cops every
five feet who thought nothing of
dumping a beer down someone's
shirt, or if they weren't in such
good moods, throwing others
down on the sidewalk and
hauling them in. My week was
made complete with a visit
inland to the Police Department
where I waited for an abused
and arrested friend. Such is life
in I.auderdale. For me, though.
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J Lafayette
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too. They sponsored a free
phone-call home booth on the
beach and gave out so many free
cigarettes I almost started
smoking. On Friday night Camel
sponsoiTKl a spectacular fireworks
display over the ocean which
was teamed up with a laser show
from the Candv Store.
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THE LAEAYETTE, FRIDAY. APRIL I, 1983
MtttB to llyg lEiitot
Filmgoing: A Fine Art
Stu. Gov. Must Be More Representative
overlooked or not thoroughly
To the Editor:
In my four years at Lafayette investigated? My only answer is
College I have never been so gross ignorance or irresponsibility
appaUed at students that profess on the part of Student Govemthemaelves to be true repre- ment.
I have always been cognizant
gentatives of their peers. I am
referring to the members of Stu- of Student Govemment activities;
dentGovemment and the action however, I have never attended
that I wish to address is that of a constituency meeting, nor, I
diveatiture of stock in companies believe, have the majority of
which are i n v o l v e d in the students on this campus. This
production of nudear armaments. lack of attendance must be
Recently I received a (ques- disturbingly obvious to the
tionnaire from the Committee members ofStudent Government,
on Representation which posed but for most decisions the laclt of
the question, "Is the Student attendance is inconsequential.
Government reasonably in touch When a major proposal is
with the sentiments of the stu- submitted to the Board ofTrustees
dent body as a whole?" My (i.e. divestiture), however, full
answer was an emphatic no. In participation in the decision
Older to corroborate my response, making process is required ofthe
I referred to "That's What You student body. This situaion
Think" in the September 24, obviously called for a referendum.
1982 edition of The Lafayette. In
It appears that our Student
this issue, the writers asked for Govemment has lost contact
solutions to the nuclear arms
with the students that it
race; tJie response, five out of six represents. Maybe it is time for
people interviewed felt that it
the constitution to be revised so
was imperative that the United that each floor of a dorm and
States maintain the balance of each living group would be
arms to insure the security of the represented. The Association of
country. How could a feeling as
Social Living Groups has found
itrong as this been eitner
this method of representation
17
very successful in reflecting the
opinions of the campus social
p>ups; perhaps this should be
looked into further.
No decision ever satisfies the
whole, but every decision should
be representative ofthe opinions
ofthe whole. It is apparent that
our Student Government is
lacking in this respect.
Sincerely,
Jim Mooney, '83
To the Editor:
Once again the Pine Arts
Society has brought the Lafayette
community another worthy
selection of interesting, artistic
films. Viewing this year's wide
variety of subjects and expert
visual techniques has been an
intriguing and enjoyable exp>erience.
As most Fine Arts filmgoers
are aware, the attitude which
pervades during the viewing of
there films is characterized by a
serious, oijenminded willingness
to submerge oneself in the
aesthetic exjjerience at hand; to
lose oneself, as it were, in the
Beware, Brothers,
Beware
abuse guys who come to our study breaks. Our ultimate goal
is for Lafayette to become all female. We can bus in "real
men" from P-burg and Southside to satiate our physical
needs."
Then she physically forced us both to chug a full glass of JD
after which we had to be removed from the bar as our
stomachs were getting violent. She verbally assailed us in
derogatory tones, "Take it like women, not weak and worthless
pantywaists." The interview WEIS ended.
TTieir numbers are growing. They refiwe to compromise
their demands. They view themselves as revolutionary zealots,
willing to go to any extreme to reach their goals. Beware that
first vinegar & water balloon of spring, for it could be
signaling the beginning of the end for the male population at
Lafayette.
exotic nature of these artful
creations. Just as each individual's interpretation of the
film or scene may differ, so may
our personal aesthetic appreciation be heightened (or lessened)
at a time contrary to that of our
fellow moviegoers. We must
remember, therefore, that our
neighbor's interpretation of a
scene is personal to him and
should not be influenced nor
invaded by the extemalization
of OUT feelings . . . laughter in
particular. On one hand, it is
true that certain scenes, while
intended as serious, appear to be
so far-fetched that one might
misconsider them as ridiculous
and hence comical. At such
times a quiet chuckle may be
appropriate, but prolonged and
unrestreuned laughter will, most
probably, distract and disturb
someone else who is of contrary
opinion. On the other hand,
some films and scenes are
hilarious and demand boisterous
mirth. The problem of choosing
the proper interpretation then
arises. We must realize though,
that during a Fme Arts mm
which has proceeded with a
peculiar yet serious tone, an odd
scene should probably be regarded
as eamest and not be brushed
aside as farcical. As we progress
through the spring, let us try to
remember the personal nature of
these films, and let quietude
prevail when the integrity ofthe
scene is at the mercy of the
audience's reaction.
Sincerely,
Zeke AUinaon, '84
DeBiase
living groups, preferably one in
which the representative lives;
and representative D will be
Etssigneid to students living off
campus. I will consider the
location and affiliation of each
representative before assigning
any constituencies. Under this
system, I am hopeful that at
least 8()% of the representatives
can be assigned to groups that
they are famiUar witn.
When an irnportant issue is
addressed by Student Govemment, instead of acting hastily,
we can call a quick hrother's
meeting, sister's meeting, or
floor meeting, thus obtaining
some good feedback on issues
that concem the students. Also,
in this informal, fnendly atmosphere attendance will improve,
groups will be better represented,
and aU important flow of student
input into the Student (jovemment, (i.e. fresh ideas and issues
important to aU groups), will
finally become a reality.
I know this plan can work.
Recently at my fi-atemity, I
brought up an issue at a
brother's meeting; we discused
it, and now 1 can go back to
Student (jovemment and tell
the Body how my fellow brothers
felt. This situation is analogous
to my plan. Five minutes at a
meeting can be put aside to
discuss a pertinent issue.
My plan is not the only reason
why I would like to serve as VicePresident. Since my fi-eshman
year I have- taken a sincere
interest in Student Govemment
This year I served as Secretary
of the Student Govemment; my
responsibilities included writing,
typing and distributing the
Mmutes as well as serving on
the Executive Ck)mmittee. This
position, fdong with my regular
representative position last year,
has given me the experience
necesary to be a good VicePresident. I have a very good
working knowledge of Student
Government, and through
Executive Committee I have
worked with the other committee
chairpersons on Student Govemment, and kept abreast of
current issues.
I would like to express my
sincerity in wanting this ix)sition.
I have the time, energy, dedication, interest, and experience
to perform effectively as the new
Vice-President. I hope you will
give me the chance to serve you
and make some changes. We
nt'ed some true representation m
Student Government.
Thank you,
Nick DeHia.'ie 'Ki
THE LAFA YETTF
FRIDAY
APRIL
I. 19^3
IS
l.M. Roundup:
Basketball, Swimming
m i n u t e s left in overtime, J o h n
K i e m a n p u t T h e t a Delt on lop
for go<Kl with a bucket to m a k e
T h e t a Delt r a p t u r e d t h e IM
the score 78-77. T w o buckets by
b a s k e t b a l l r r o w n t h i s pa.st
Kiehnle increased t h e lead to ."1
Wednesday in Kirby h'ield Hou.se
a n d forced I N D A B C to con
bv defeating t h e IND-ABC' t e a m
tinuously c o m m i t fouls in a n
86-77 in overtime. T h e t a Delt
a t t e m p t to regain posession.
reached t h e finals by fending off
However, Ted J o h n s o n went .')
a late D K E c o m e b a c k effort in
for 6 from t h e c h a r i t y strip to
t h e semifinals tt) win ,5,'>-45 while
seal T h e t a Delt's victory a n n t h e
t h e I N D — A B C t e a m trounced
c h a m p i o n s h i p . >Jim S a w y e r led
t h e Faculty 67-4;?. T h e first half
all scorers with'.V.\pts. while Ted
of t h e c h a m p i o n s h i p g a m e w a s
J o h n s o n h a d 21 to lead t h e
a see-saw battle which ended
wnth T h e t a Delt u p by .'i a t :V>:W. w i n n e r s . In t h e con.solation
g a m e for third place J B . Reilly,
,Jim S a w y e r d o m i n a t e d t h e half
Mike B r o w n e a n d Gil Kvan
offensively by sctiring 19 while
combined for 4 7 p t « to lead DKE
Thetii Delt used s o m e stingy
over t h e Faculty ,"il-41.
defense a n d a b a l a n c e d scoring
In l.M. s w i m m i n g earlier this
attfick to take t h e halftime lead.
we<'k Don Black a n d I .ance
T h e t a Delt c a m e out s h o o t i n g
V a n n o s t r a n d combined for 4
in t h e .second half a n d doubled
first place finishes to lead Sigma
their lend to 10 w i t h i n t h e first 4
Chi to their third s t r a i g h t I M
minutes. IND-ABC refused to
s w i m m i n g crown. Black won
give up however a n d eventually
t h e IOO l.M. a n d ,50 b r e a s t while
closed t h e g a p to H a t 67-64 >Anth
V a n n o s t r a n d captured first m
:i:4,5 left. T h e y UK)k t h e lead 7(V69
the ,")0 backsb-oke a n d .'lO butterfly.
a m i n u t e later b u t a Scott
S i g m a Chi also captured the 2(X)
C h a p i n bucket a n d a foul shot
yd. medley relay. T h e closest
by Eric Kiehnle with :)2 second
race turned out to be t h e riO yd.
left tied t h e g a m e a t 7'2 all. After
freestyle in which T i m I r \ i n of
Ted J o h n s o n ' s shot a t t h e buzzer
went in a n d out t h e t e a m s Chi Phi edged Scott A d a m s of
prepared for a ."i m i n u t e overtime. S i g m a Chi by only two tenths of
a second. Other w i n n e r s include<l
The IND-ABC t e a m j u m p e d
Paul Connelly of P h i G a m in the
a h e a d 76-7,') on a Hob Ross
100 yd. a n d 2(X1 yd. freeatyles
bucket earlier in O T b u t with
while P h i G a m also captured the
only 20 set'onds g o n e in O T J i m
200 yd. ft-eestyle relay. KDR
S a w y e r picked u p h i s fifth
finished
second in t h e swim
personal foul thereby fouling out
meet with :) second place honors
of t h e g a m e . T h i s took a w a y
most of I N D - A B C ' s r e b o u n d i n g just a h e a d of fourth place Fiji.
s t r e n g t h a n d g a v e T h e t a Delt a
F^ntering t h e s p r i n g season
big a d v a n t a g e inside. With two Chi Phi h a s t a k e n t h e lead in the
hy Chuck
Saho
Organizers of "Dance the Night Away": Amy Mascolo, Joe Giancristofaro, Thomat Bubba, John
Vesci, Diane Goldsmith and Sandy Frank.
overall race for the G e o r g e L.
McGaughey Trophy Ix'hind their
third place s w i m m i n g
finish
a n d Billiards doubles c h a m p i o n ship. Zeta Psi h a s dropped into
•second place, 67 points b e h i n d
Chi P h i while K1)K ha.s mov(>d
into a d i s t a n t third. 2:!9 p o i n t s
I)ehind the leaders.
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The True Threat to the World
by Philipp
Melanchlhun
and Ken S. Dofôod
As Horace Greeley once said,
"divest, young m a n , d i v e s t " A n d
t h a n k God — or t h a n k t h e
United Presbyterian C h u r c h a n d
Cornell IJniversity — t h a t we
are doing just that. That'll show
them. Of course t h e Big Ten to be
divested are the ones b u y i n g a n d
using nuclear a r m s . But w h y
blame these corporations'.' You
bet McDonnell I)ouglas would
be p n x i u r i n g $4,409 billion worth
of blue K a p p a K a p p a ( I a m m a
rugby s h i r t s if Uncle S a m
contracted for t h e m . W h a t we
don't u n d e r s t a n d is w h y we
aren't divesting our U.S. gov
e r n m e n t b o n d s ("It's t h e better
way").
Thia new initiative of divestiture
by t h e s t u d e n t g o v e r n m e n t is
well intentioned but misguided.
As a n y Real P a r d k n o w s , t h e
real threat is not nuclear weapons,
but social alternatives. People
w h o do not drink do not think
coherently; just l(K)k a t s t u d e n t
g o v e m m e n t . T o p U.S. g:overn
ment officials never drink to
excess a n d they come up with
d e n s e p a c k a n d r a c e t r a c k s in the
de.sert a n d olher silly ideas If
they would get d r u n k regularly
they would realize t h e futility of
a nuclear a r m s race.
Until the U.S. government
reahzes this true problem of
social a l t e r n a t i v e s , there is a
g r a v e threat to n a t i o n a l s e c u n t y .
As a n y C.I.A. report on t h e
R u s s i a n s will tell you, t h e
Russkies a r e far a h e a d of us in
alcohol consumption rates a n d
bottling capabilities. T h e r e is a
windown of vulnerability where
the Soviets can outdrink t h e U.S.
In order U) counter this t h r e a t
t h e n ' are several t h i n g s we (the
U.S.) c a n do. First, we should
adopt a M.A.D. policy —Mutual
Assuri'd Drunkeness. In addition,
we should use t h e t h r e a t of
increased bottling capabilities
a n d deploying distilleries in
Western Kurope a s a b a r g a i n i n g
chip in n e w S A L T — .Social
Alternatives l.ack TasU' —
negotiations. These, oi course,
are s h o r t term m e a s u r e s . In t h e
long run we should increase our
lM)ttling capabilities a n d deploy
our Ixjttles in a six pack or eight
pack or should we use lotH of
little nips instead of s t a n d a r d
size Ixittles.
But what, you ask. c a n we
here at UifayetU- dii t/i heln
alleviate this problem'.' First, we
should divest. T h e s t u d e n t gove r n m e n t is correct in its idea of
divestiture, but they a r e not
addre.ssing t h e real problem We
s h o u l d divest all stock of
c o m p a n i e s t h a t produce social
a l t e r n a t i v e s . Here is our list of
the Big Ten of .social altt'rnatives
a n d their a n n u a l production of
such items:
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.Some s a y t h a t if we follow this
plan o u r beloved D e a n W e n d y
will be out of a job — after all, s h e
will h a v e n o social a l t e r n a t i v e s
to check for a t pub-nites. N o t so!
Wendy can utilize this specialized
skill by c o n d u c t i n g o n site
inspections of Soviet facilities
a n d solve the veritjcation prohlem.
Divest, l.afayette, divesti All
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Rookie standout G a r y Bennett,
who was a three-time recipient of
the ECC R o o k i e o f t h e - W e e k
award, has been n a m e d to t h e
ECC s e c o n d t e a m . B e n n e t t
finished seventh in t h e KCC
west in pointH per n a m e w i t h
10.7 and averaged 4.9 r e b o u n d s
per game. B e n n e t t ia t h e o n l y
freshman n a m e d to a n all-p]C"('
men's team, a n d w t h e only
Lafayette player h o n o r e d .
TWO LAFA Y E T T E WEIG H T UFTERS A L L - A M E R I C A N
Friday, M a r c h 26, a t t h e
National Collegiate Powerlifting
Championships, S u s a n Fyfe a n d
Mary Ven G r a t i s a c h i e v e d AllAmerica s t a t u s w i t h t h i r d a n d
fifth place finishes, respectively,
in their weight c l a s s e s . T h e t o p
five finishers in e a c h division
earn All-America d i s t i n c t i o n .
Fyfe, a s o p h o m o r e , led h e r
weight class e n t e r i n g t h e finals,
but pulled several b a c k m u s c l e s ,
hinJering her p e r f o r m a n c e in
the dead lift. Fyfe lifted 264.,5
pounds in t h e s q u a t , 1,'59.7,5
pounds in the b e n c h press a n d
209.2.5 m dead lift for a 6.'i9.2,'')
total.
THEJAFAYETTE.
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.Junior Vcn (Iratis set a
Uifayette record for men and
w o m e n m her third s t r a i g h t AllAmencafinish. Her2.(1.impounds
m the s q u a t is a sch(K)l record
She added KKI pounds in the
Ix'nch press and 264..') in dead
lift f o r a total of 606.2.').
IjifayetU' re<eived 14 points,
giving them a sixth place team
finish. Temple t(K)k top team
honors with 44 points
STASSA AND CUTHBERT
to-ATHLETES
O F T H E WEEK
J u n i o r Rick Stassa, who led
t h e m e n ' s tennis team Ut a
victory over Colgate, a n d soph
omore Alison Cuthbert, who
s<-ored three goals in the women's
lacrosse t e a m ' s s e a s o n o p e n i n g
win, have been named l^fayette's
co-athletes o f t h e week.
S t a s s a won his singles m a t c h
a n d combined with Bob Beck for
a doubles victory, l a f a y e t t e
t r i m m e d Colgate, one of the top
t e a m s in the East, h-4.
C u t h b e r t ' s three goals paved
the w a y to 1 ^ f a y e t t e ' s 6-3
victory over KCC opponent
Towson State. She was the
Ijeopard's leading scorer last
y e a r with 32 goals.
Softball Tops Muhlenberg
For First '83 Victory
by Linda Kirk
After two h e a r t b r e a k i n g e x t r a
inning losses t h i s p a s t w e e k e n d ,
the softball t e a m exploded for 2.'}
nms as they ran over Muhlen berg,
'2M. The seven r u n s t h e y scored
in the first i n n i n g were m o r e
than enough a s t n e y recorded
their first win o f t h e y e a r a g a i n s t
two d e f e a t s . B a r b M a t a s e ,
Maureen M c K e n n a , L a u r a
Pudloski, a n d Kelly O ' C o n n o r
all singled. N a n c y W i s n e w s k i
reached on a n error, a n d J a n i n e
Burton a n d R e g i n a S p r a t t
followed with s i n g l e s for t h e
seven-run explosion in a n i n n i n g
where 11 players w e n t to t h e
plate. Pudlosid also a d d e d a
nomer in the fifth i n n i n g a n d
finished with five r u n s b a t t e d in.
Another f r e s h m a n , S p r a t t also
wove in five for t h e d a y . C a t h y
Novello pitched t h e entire g a m e ,
giving up only t h r e e h i t s .
Their d o u b l e h e a d e r a g a i n s t
Towson State on S a t u r d a y did
Mt tum out a s well, a s t h e
L«opard8 lost both g a m e s in t h e
Mttom of the e i g h t h i n n i n g . In
we first game, I ^ f a y e t t e j u m p e d
out to an early lead a s M a t a s e
and Wisnewski a d d e d R B I ' s a n d
nidloski scored on a double steal
[0put Lafayette a h e a d 4-0. T h e i r
lead did not last long, however,
M Towson scored t h r e e r u n s in
we bottom half of t h e i n n i n g ,
Wd tied the g a m e m t h e fourth,
mth two runs in t h e b o t t o m of
jne sixth inning on two errors,
™"> walks, a n d t w o hits, t h e
ngere went a h e a d 6-4, b u t
Lafayette battled back in t h e
FRIDAY.
seventh with RBI's by O'Connor
a n d L i n d a Boland to tie the
g a m e at 6-6. They held Towson
in t h e bottom of the i n n i n g , and
the Tigers reciprocated by holding
L a f a y e t t e in the top of the
e i g h t h . But with two outs in the
bottom ofthe eighth, Towson hit
a h o m e run off of C a t h y Novello,
g i v i n g t h e m a 7-6 victory. Barb
M a t a s e had two hits in the
g a m e , a n d Novello struck out
three.
In t h e second game, Towson
struck first in the third inning
w i t h a h o m e run, and held
I-afayette until the top of the
s e v e n t h i n n i n g w h e n the
Ijeopards m a n a g e d to tie it up at
o n e apiece. R e g i n a Spratt
delivered a lead-off single,
followed by a walk to I-aura
Pudloski. l i n d a Boland sacrifict'd
t h e r u n n e r s to second and third,
a n d then M a t a s e again came
t h r o u g h in the clutch with an
RBI single. A suicide squeeze
failed, but the I>eopards were
able to hold the tigers in their
h a l f of t h e seventh a n d send the
second g a m e into extra innings
In the Tiger's half of the
eighth, Lafayette committed two
errors a n d Towson loaded the
b a s e s on a n infield hit. On four
s t r a i g h t pitches, N a n c y Wis
newski walked in the winning
run, a n d took the loss.
J u n i o r shortstop M a t a s e w a s
t h e m o s t consistent player ofthe
d a y a t b a t and in t h e field
O ' C o n n o r had a hit in each
g a m e , a n d Boland made m a n y
o u t s t a n d i n g plays in the outfield.
Women '8 Tennis
(Continued from Pafie 20)
wntinuing m her d o m i n a t i n g
fayette, freshman Daria l i n k
*ay8, overpowered h e r F & M
lost 6-0. 6-1 and Kllen Hughes
w e n t d o w n 6-4, 6-1. As it was
opponent 2 a n d 2. 1 )eRitis scored
g e t t i n g d a r k , the doubles t e a m s
another convincing victory, conwere forced to play K-game pro™'^nK her third s t r a i g h t victim
sets to determine the mat<h.
r^>l At fourth singles J o h n s o n
K r a u t a n d DeRitis played hot at
1,"ng(mf„ralenKthv:t-6,6-.),7-6
first doubles in an enjoyable H-4
"^1 tnumph P l a v i n g h e r first
victorv to clinch the overall
^'»f season m a t c h for 1,;>victorv. T h e makeshift second
t e a m of Rea a n d .lohnson pulled
out an H-6 win and the third
doubles combination^ "f Lmk
a n d H u g h e s tied at 7 7.
()ff to a .3-0 start, the women s
t e a m will U' plaving th.'ir la.'^t
h o m e m a t c h until Apnl 21 nn the
S u l l i v a n Lan.' cmirt.s against
S w a r t h m o r e todav. weather per
m i t t i n g If Kci and DeKili.'^
ciintinue ihcir stmnK perlor
, „ ; , „ , r s a n d llic doubles t.'aiii^
r r i n a m si'liil t h i s I c o n cot il<{
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Lafayette College Crew after a tough workout on Tampa Bay, Florida.
(Photo by Nick DeBiase)
Trials and Tribulations of
Oarsman^s Tampa Travels
by Peter P.
Brodnitz
While it seemed like most
Spring Break Florida bound
students concentrated on the
East coast, there were a few of
us who .ventured elsewhere. In
fact, the whole Laf Col Crew
Team cruised down to Flonda,
but to the West (Tampa), for a
week of rigorous training, and,
of course, a bit of sun and
tanning on the side.
We'alllmy acquired southern
drawl)tookoff Friday m o m m g
No, not by plane, not by car.
but by train — yes, t h a t almost
forgotten traveling convention
of the past. Actually though,
Amtrack was not t h a t bad.
Despite the almost full day it
took to get to Tampa, we'all
could hang-out in the "Club "
and "Dining" cars. The trip
was also made interesting by
the dozens of college students,
each and every one drunk
beyond reason, all headed for
Ft. Lauderdale. Some of our
own team members had also
joined the festivities, adding to
t h e j u b i l a n c e of t h e t r i p
Meanwhile what was I doing'.'
No, not drinking but typing my
French history paper which
had to be postmarked and sent
back to Lafayette by the next
day.
Anxious bodies awaited our
arrival in T a m p a . To prepare
Women's
(Continued
for t h e expected o n s l a u g h t of
w a r m weather I h a d slipped
into my Bermuda s h o r t s . But
w a s I disillusioned w h e n we
a m ved and saw people wearing
long p a n t s and w i n d b r e a k e r s .
Was I mad! I h a d not suffered
t h r o u g h twenty-two h o u r s of
t r a i n s for a n y t h i n g less t h a n
perfe<'t weather!
M y hof>e8 for h a v i n g a better
time were brightened t h o u g h
w h e n we arrived a t our hotel;
despit*' the fact t h a t we were
s a r d i n e d four to a room. A
n u m b e r of other crews a s well
were s t a y i n g at our hotel:
Syracuse, Marist, a n d Yale,
'liiese were fully funded Varsity
sport t e a m s who h a d b r o u g h t
down dozens of t)oats. This
w a s very unlike t h e I.af Col
t ' r e w team which first h a d to
grovel around c a m p u s raising
money a n d later h a d to beg
a n d borrow e q u i p m e n t all
simply for the opportunity to
get extra water time in.
Practices, overall, went well.
Bad weather held us back at
times, but we pressed on a n d
faced these elements. Of course,
m a k i n g due with borrowed
equipment made things difficult,
not to mention e m b a r r a s s i n g .
Yale, by the way, h a d over
twenty-five boats c o m p a r e d to
our none. ( I i f a y e t t e Administration: getting the h i n t yet'.')
Well, putting aside s o m e bad
Lacrosse
from Pafê 20)
h a l f Hu placed a n o t h e r past
F&M's keeper. F r e s h m a n M a u r a
t ' h e r n i c k drove in for her first
goal ofthe sesison and Sophomore
Bonnie Woods added t h e last
goal of the I.eopard offense.
Special prEiise goes to FVeshman
Sylvia Fieldman w h o did a
f a n t a s t i c job of protecting t h e
Ijeopard's cage.
h a n d s full but with Coleen
Cahill's accurate stick checks
and Nancy Quick's habit of
knocking down potential goals
before they reached the cage the
score remained close. With some
excellent connecting passes by
l i z Esse, the I-eopards brought
the ball into their scoring circle
several more times in the s w o n d
Baseball
(Continued on Pcific 2ili
Suite and Penn, I -iifayette earned
wins four and five. Wiedmayer
pitched 7 strong innings against
Wayne State as Jeff Fendnck,
DeLuca, Ted Sharkey and Russell
drove in two runs apiece Fendrick
finishecl with three hits and
,Janiga added two. With two
runs in the top of the sixth
inning, I.<ifavetU' Wius able to
just get by Penn. 9-H. Pete I )eors
fini.shed the game with 3 good
innings, striking out ti and
walking onlv 1.
In their first home g a m e of the
season, I .iifayette downed Kutztown tor victory number (i. The
U'opards scored in the second
inning on Ippolito's double, a
single hv Del.uca, and a steal ot
home bv Del.iica The 1 .<'opar(ls
iililcil three mow in ihe thinl
« „ h a ICHI ..If hnnicr h^ .b.hn
H,.|l.,,.-i .l.'h.i .^.-tt upp.^.l his
rcc.ir.l I.'.' iiwilh ,i U\v hill.^r II.•
also struck out 4 a n d walked
none.
On S a t u r d a y the I>eopards
kicked off their Kast C o a s t
Conference schedule with two
losses to the Towson S t a t e
Tigers, 9-1 a n d 7-6.Thei>(H)pards
could only m a n a g e two hits aft*'r
Ippolito delivered a run scoring
single in the first. In the
n i g h t c a p , Lafayette led going
mto the bottom of the seventh
liue to Ippolito's thret^run h o m e r
m Ihe top of the inning, but
when suicide squeeze in the
bottom of the i n n i n g g a v e the
'Hgers their sixth win a g a i n s t
seven losses and one tie.
With ()-() record on the line,
Lafayette took on Muhlenberg
Wednesday aftern.mn, .Senior
Doug Roberts w a s i'wf for .") a n d
drove in the w i n n i n g run in the
h..It.llll .if t h e seventh as Lî
l;.s.llrsinii'akc.l hv Miihli'iiherK
,• (i .I.lllll .^.•. '11 iv :i> ih.^ w inning:
| i i l . Iii^r
w e a t h e r a n d borrowed b o a t s ,
we did get o u t r e g u l a r l y for t h e
usual three practices a day, a t
either 7 o r 9 a . m . a n d 3 o r 5 p.m.
In t h e proverbial sense o f t h e
p h r a s e , we did become more of
a team, not only by t r a i n i n g
together, but by socializing
a n d living with one a n o t h e r as
well. T h i s g r o w n cohesiveness
w a s characterized by friendly
o n g o i n g rivalries between the
m e n ' s a n d w o m e n ' s t e a m s . Of
course, when Colleen a n d Dottie
barged into my room at 2 a.m.
o n e evening, s i n g i n g verses of
"Mockingbird," t h i n g s were
getting out of t h e "friendlyrivalry" h a n d . Needless to say
the girls in question paid for
their little s i n g i n g debut ploy.
Overall t h o u g h , we really did
d r a w closer as a team. We
profited from t h e trip not only
physically but emotionally,
building our t e a m / f a m i l y . We
also psyched ourselves up for
the S p r i n g season; r e g a t t a s a r e
scheduled for every weekend
from now until finals. We t h u s
termed our first Florida trip a
success. And we hope to venture
down south a g a i n s t next year;
t h o u g h p e r h a p s we m i g h t
search for a host school a n d
town t h a t h a s a bit more to
offer in the way of night life
t h a n T a m p a does — h m m m ,
m a y b e s o m e t h i n g a bit closer
to Ft. I ^ u d e r d a l e .
Men's
Tennis
o p p o n e n t 6-3, ;i-6, 7-6 (8-6). Brad
lost a long o n e 2-6, 7-6, 7-5 a n d
Duffy won his three setter 6-3,
4-6, 6-4. ITie doubles didn't m a k e
it
A l t h o u g h it won't be easy, this
y e a r ' s t e a m h a s hopes of going
undefeated. If S t a s s a continues
his w i n n i n g w a y s a n d Beck
plays a t his h)est consistently
a n d t h e doubles t e a m s prove to
be a s good a s they seem, t h a t
hope could become reality. T h e
n e x t h o m e m a t c h will be a g a i n s
l-aSalle this S a t u r d a y , h o m e a
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THE LAFA YETTE, FRIDA Y APRIL I, 1983
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With Strong Start, Women's
Tennis Undefeated at 3-0
won their "warm up match"
against a perennially weak
Cedar Crest team last Friday, 90. For that match the line-up
went as follows: At first singles.
Shapiro won frO, frO; at secona
singles, junior Lesley Kraut also
won love and love; at third
singles, senior Amy Rea
triumphed 6-0, 6-1; at fourth,
junior Sue DeRatis won 6-1, 6-09;
at fifth singles, senior captain
Cheryl Johnson won at love;
sophomore Ellen Hughes won 61,6-2 at sixth singles. The carded
second doubles team of Kraut
and DeRitis won at first doubles
6-0,frO.Shapiro and a "spirited"
Jody Apolinario teamed for a 64, 6-2 victory at second, and at
third doubles the tandem of
EUen and Betsy Hughes scored a
convincing 6-2, 6-2 triumph.
Saturday, after a late start, the
women took on a tough Barnard
team and managed a 6-3 victory.
by Bob French
After l«u9t season's temendous
i a 2 recorti Coach Barbara Young
was hopeful that this season
would DC a good one too.
Although she was losing fouryear number one player Diane
Miller and strong fifth player
Val Soter to graduation, ranked
Eastem player Ruth Shapiro had
signed a letter of intent to attend
Lafayette and there was hope
she could fill Diane's shoes.
Before their first match against
Cedar Crest, Coach Young commented," Ruthie has been playing
everyday for thirteen years and
she may be the best player ever
at Lafayette." She haa a good all
around game and especially
strong groundstrokes.
By the end of the fall season,
however, j u n i o r co-captain
Jennifer Einhom dedded her
schedule waa too busy and she
couldn't continue playing this
spring, thus leaving the number
three sjxit open. At that point
Coach Young was calling this a
"rebuilding year." Not naving
quite enough adversity, on the
day of the first match sophomore
Karen Siegel was diagnosed as
having mono. There is a chance
she might be back by the end of
the season, but Young is not
counting on it. Then on Tuesday
night, Shapiro fell ill and on
W e d n e s d a y w a s in Easton
Hospital for a few days undergoing tests.
Problematic you say? Well
this Lafayette tennis team has
really risen to the occasion. They
Lesley Kraut serves in Cedar
Crest match last Friday.
(Photo by Michael
Fishkind)
Cuthbert Key s Lacrosse
In Two Big Victories
Having spent spring break
improving their lacrosse skills in
St. Petersburg, Florida, this
year's Leopards were more than
ready to start the setison — and
just as determined to beat every
team on the schedule! If the
Towson State and Franklin and
Marshall games are any indication ofwhat is to come, it looks
as if that determination may
veiy well pay off in big wins for
Lafayette.
After beating Muhlenburg 123 on Friday aftemoon, Lafayette
set ofiffor Maryland on Saturday,
March 26th. Although it was
rumored that the Towson State
Tigers were a tough team, the
Leopards proved tougher, de
feating Towson 6-3. F&tuming
high scorer Alison Cuthbert set
the pace of I-afayette's offense,
coming up with two quick goals,
thesecond of which was assisted
by senior Laurie Haag. Freshman
Kathy Steinmetz added to the
mounting Leopard score, drilling
two hard shots past the Tiger's
keeper. Haag, assisted by Gwyn
Groman, made the half time
score 5-2 by popping the ball into
the cage over the goalie's shoulder.
In the second half, led by cocaptains Barb Strassburg and
Danner Schmunk, it was the
defense who did the job, holding
Towson to only one more goal.
Rightdefense wing Judy Bowen
came up with several key interceptions and Lafayette's keeper,
Kathy Christenson (who has
only played lacrosse for a year)
had an outstanding game. Late
in the half Cuthbert brought the
score to 6-3 with a hard bounce
shot eight meters from the cage.
With a home field advantage
Iifayette made short work of
F&M, handily winning Wednesday's game 11-4. Cuthbert once
again dominated the field, scoring
4 unassisted goals. Sophomore
Joy Hefferman and Steinmetz
put one in apiece, Haag came up
with three, the second assisted
by Cuthbert, and the Leopards
other high scorer, Annie Matlack,
cradled her way through a
double team to make the score
10-4. Before the game was to end,
however, Matlack drove a final
ball home off a perfect pass from
Cuthbert to bring the score to a
satisfying 11-4.
The J.V. squad played a fine
game with Theresa Hu and
Sophomore Tim Becker both
tallying in the first half. Towards
the end of the half the defense
found themselves with their
by Linda Kirk
After completing a successful
5-4 campaign in Florida, the
baseball team headed north
hoping to continue their rebuilding process under first year
Head Coach Joe Hindelang.
With a victory over Kutztown
State March 22 at Metzgar
Fields, the Leopards achieved
their sixth victory of the year,
equalling last year's total. After
thirteen games this year, the
Leopards are 7-6 and on the road
to recovery.
The season started very well
down in Lakeland, Florida on
Saturday, March 12, when Lafayette trounced Xavier 1(>6 and
blasted Widener 12-5. Shortstop
Bill Russell reached base in all of
his 10 plate appearances with 5
hits and 5 walks to pace the
Leopards. In the first game,
Lafayette trailed 6-5 in the
eighth when Gino Cara opened
the inning vrith a single. Dave
Daniels and Russell walked to
load the bases, and Ed Janiga
delivered a two-run single to put
Lafayette ahead for good, 7-6.
The Leopards added 3 more runs
when Russell scored on a wild
pitch, another run on an error,
and the final run crossed the
plate on Paul DeLuca's sacrifice
fly. Reliever Gary Hageman,
who came on in the seventh,
recorded the win.
With a seven-run explosion in
the bottom of the seventh inning,
Lafayette was able to send 11
men to the plate and secure their
victory over Widener. Freshman
starter Tim Ott took the win
with relief help from John
Wiedmayer in the sixth.
They then spht a pair of
games on Monday, topping
Haverford in the opener, but
dropping a 10-4 decision U)
Florida Southem. In the first
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Ruth Shapiro, number 1 linglM
player, sands a tMckhand to
her opponent.
(Photo by Michael Fishkind)
In Rebuilding Year,
Baseball at 7-6 Mark
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After losing her first set, Shapiro
won her match against another
ranked player 5-7, 6-1,6-3. Kraut
lost in a tough match 6-4, 6-3.
Rea and DeRitis both triumphed
con vincingly, 6-1,6-2 and 6-1,6-1
respectively and Johnson and
Ellen Hughes lost their matches
in straight sets. At first doubles
the regular first doubles team of
Shapiro and Rea scored a quick
6-1, 6-1 victory, and at second.
Kraut and DeRitis managed to
lose their second set ?•€ before
winning the third frO. Barnard
had to forfeit at third due to
illness.
At their third straight home
match on Wednesday our women
net stars hosted FVanklin and
Marshall and scored a 6-2
victory without first singles
standout Shapiro. Kraut won a
tough, long match at the number
one spot 5-7, 6-2, 7-5. Rea,
Counesy
ol Domino
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game, Russell had 3 rbi's including a two-run homer, to lead
the Leopards to their third
victory without a defeat. J o h n
Scott, who turned in an outstanding 5 inning performance
got the win with rehef help frtim
Hageman in the sixth inmng. In
the second game, Lafayette led
2-1 in the second inning, but
Florida Southem added 2 runs
in the third and 4 in the fourth to
defeat the Leopards and h a n d
them their first loss. Paul DeLuca
had 3 hits, and Ed Janiga and
Mike Ippolito added two apiece
Lafayette again fell victim to
Florida Southem, the NCAA
Division II Champion 3 ofthe
last 6 years, two days later when
they were trounced by the
Moccasins, 12-1. The Leopards
only managed 5 hits, two by
Dave Daniels. Ed Janiga drove
in the lone Lafayette run as the
Leopards dropped to 3-2.
With victories over Wayne
(Continued on Page 19[
Bill Russell pivots and throws in an attempted double play vertus
M uhlenberg.
(Photo by Michael Fishkind)
Men's Tennis 2-0
by Bob French
match. Beck, not playing a*
consistently solid at the net M
usual, lost in three sets 2-6, M,
6-4. Greenfield managed to sur
vive some sloppy play ^ ' ' ^ "
interesting opponent 7-6, M, '^•^^
Stassa won a tough matcn
against Colgate's Dave Halper
whose father informed me thai
Dave could put Stassa througn
the fence if Rick made any bad
calls, 7-6, 7-5. Sal lost his matcti
in straight sets, 4 and 3, DemsK)
lost his match ;}-6, 6-2, 6-1 and
Duffy pulled out his match tK).
The men's tennis team is off to.
a 2-0 start this season and the
prospects are good. On paper,
this is the best team Lafayette
has had, according to coach
Peter Tomaino. And although
their first two victories have
been anything but easy, the
quality of this team is shining
through already. With the top
three men retuming from last
year and a few strong recruits
the 1983 season looks good. The
line-up for the spring includes
Beck and Stassa looked un^
senior co-captain Bob Beck returning to the number one spot, beatable as they U)ok \.be^
freshman Nick Greenfield playing singles opponent* infirstdouDi*.
second, junior Rick Stassa holding 6-2, 6-4. Greenfield and Demsk)
down third singles, the other lost 6-3, 6-4 and Umanto and
senior cocaptain, Sal Lomanto Lyles won the dei'iding matf"
playing fourth, freshman Brad 6-2, 2-6, 6-4.
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Demsky moving into the number
On their trip to Haverford
five spot and junior Ed Duffy Wednesday afternoon the ro«'
moving up to sixth singles. TTie scored their first victory ev"
doubles pairings will match over this Pennsylvania nvai, •
1, in a darkness shorten^
Beck with Stassa at first. Green
field and Demsky at second and match. DespiU' losing his con«"
I^)manto and freshman Rob tration in the 8e<-ond set, t^
triumphed 6-;). fr7,frl('r«'nfi;^
Lyles at third.
In their first match of the and Stassa both scored straigm
season, at home against Colgate set victories, 7-.''), 6-1 and W'. ^
Saturday, the I-eopard netmen respectivelv. I»ni«"'^\')''', L .
pulled out a ,>4 victory which three maUh t)oints U. de eat m
(Continu4-d on l'a>l>- 1^'
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