know yr farmer - Tooth and Dagger
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know yr farmer - Tooth and Dagger
June 12, 2007 Free Every Other Tuesday Vancouver’s Best Newsweekly WWW.TOOTHANDDAGGER.COM FOR CITY, LIFE, AND CULTURE IS ORGANIC TOO EASY? KNOW YR FARMER L CAMBIE IS A MESS * BISON * THE PIPETTES * MUSIC FOR SUMMER * A BRUNCH REVIEW * 14 DAYS THE PIPETTES SPECTRES OF PHIL SPECTOR. CURTIS WOLOSCHUK PERFORMS THE SEANCE P.11 THE PURPLE THIZZLE: JESSICA SMITH GETS THE LOW DOWN ON WHAT MAKES THE PURPLE THISTLE UNIQUE P.7 ate October of last year I was in a hoop house at Garden of Eve Farm, knee deep in nightshade vegetables. “All of these need to go,” said Chris Wallbrecht. “Pick all the peppers and eggplants, even the small ones, and then pull up the plants. We’ll dump the compost in the chicken coop.” A dozen of my fellow cityslickers and I had driven two hours out of New York City to the very end of Long Island to pick pumpkins and help out for an afternoon on Chris’s farm, which had grown the vegetables we’d been eating all season in our Community-Supported Agriculture project, or CSA. The hoop house we were standing in, a simple construction of clear plastic stretched over rows of metal hoops that helps to extend the growing season, was about 20-feet wide and 80-feet long. It took about an hour to pick the eggplants and peppers, which came in many more shapes and sizes than usually found in stores, and clear all the remaining plants so Chris could put in a winter crop of spinach and lettuce greens. It felt good to be in the country, to sing a little, to have an excuse to wear a flannel plaid shirt. Chris was astonished by how quickly we got the job done. “That would have taken me days,” he said. What was a fun bit of agritourism for us was a huge help for him and his tiny, two-person five-acre farm. He took us on a tractor ride of the property and we picked out pumpkins before heading home. >> CONTINUED ON PAGE 6 PRINCE GEORGE? RHIANON BADER LEARNS OF A CURIOUS HOUSING IDEA P.2 P.4 Table of Contents Vancouver’s Best Newsweekly News P. 2 Publisher Graeme Worthy [email protected] Creative Director Will Brown [email protected] News Editor Michael LaPointe michael@toothanddagger Features Editor Reanna Alder [email protected] Copy Editor Brock Thiessen brock@toothanddagger News Sean Orr [email protected] · Life Duncan M. McHugh [email protected], Chris Eng [email protected], Reanna Alder [email protected] · Music Curtis Woloschuk [email protected] Thanks to all those listed above, and also: Rhianon Bader, Aja Bond, Justine Davidson, Jen Harvey, Kim Koch, Rob Peters, Jessica Rosciglione, Jessica Smith, Kat Siddle, Anna Stevenson, Caroline Walker, Jackie Wong, and special thanks to the Gods Advertising If you wish to advertise with Tooth and Dagger, ask [email protected] or (778)885-7741 Our rates are really good right now, and you can get a nice placement. P. 4 P. 3 Feature Out of City Housing MLA Mayencourt proposes a new approach to addiction recovery. Swallow Tooth and Dagger asks: “What are you taking and why?” A private members bill to compensate cambie businesses goes nowhere. June 12, 2007 Tooth and Dagger is published bi-weekly and distributed on Tuesdays. The next issue will be available at all stockists on June 26th, 2007. P. 9 Cambie Follow-up P. 6 Do you know who your food comes from Community Supported Agriculture is a way of truly engaging with where your food comes from but, as Anna Stevenson finds out, that can be hard to come by. 14 Days Sean Orr’s famous wit illuminates a fortnight’s news. Music Life P. 4 P. 10 Sunday Morning Chowdown A dedicated true reporter, Duncan M. McHugh goes on the road to explore the devastatingly hard-core breakfasts of Seattle. P. 5 Dancing with myself about architecture Curtis Woloschuk reveals that he’s never actually been that fond of summer. P. 10 G33K! Chris Eng likes anthropomorphic mice with Who are these people I keep seeing on all these posters: Bison. Saelan Twerdy manages to elicit barely more than grunts and shrugs from our local Bison. swords, but that’s okay. P. 11 P. 8 The Art of Grant Writing Jessica Smith discovers what makes alternative education tick at the Purple Thistle The Pipettes Curtis Woloschuk talks to the puppet-master behind the retro-awesome power girl group. And he’s pleasantly articulate, using such words as ‘ex nihilo’ which we had to look up. Sweet load of nothing. Contact Abuse should be directed at the editor. Friendly comments, backpats, salutations, and writing submissions are also accepted: [email protected] Art, photo, fashion, and design submissions to the art director: [email protected] Stockists and Distributors please contact: [email protected] toothanddagger.com Don’t want to miss an issue? GET TOOTH AND DAGGER DELIVERED TO YOUR FAVOURITE HANG Joe Green takes advantage of the empty street this weekend to work on his painting “For Cambie” BC Legistature turns a deaf ear to MLA Robertson. by Michael LaPointe email: [email protected] to tell us where you want us 2 June 12, 2007 Tooth and Dagger In legislature on May 28th, Vancouver-Fairview MLA Gregor Robertson introduced an initiative to compensate Cambie Street businesses suffering due to Canada Line construction. As reported in the May 15th issue of Tooth and Dagger, more than thirty businesses have closed on Cambie as a direct result of construction. Remaining stores claim losses between 40 and 70 percent . Before legislature adjourned until October, Robertson proposed a private member’s bill titled the Small Business Fairness and Protection Act. Under the Act, the provincial government would provide businesses with grants equivalent to their property taxes. “Property tax has gone up 20 percent this year,” stated Robertson, “while business has gone down.” The Act also Cambie p. 4 >> News 14 Days Vancouver’s news for the fortnight of May 29 - June 12, 2007 Don’t Mess With Fraser Heights Surrey Residents out-NIMBY Vancouver by firing paintballs at a sex-offender’s house, uttering threats, and by holding a big “once a pervert always a pervert” rally at the local high school. Paul Callow, who served 20 years in jail for sexual assault, says he is fully recovered and concerned for the safety of his family. Witnesses saw a jalopy packed full of young NASCAR fans wearing straw hats, blasting Kid Rock, chewing on some knee-jerky, and shouting slogans such as “Git R Done”. Sean Orr Riverview Hospital to house the 1,500-plus people living with diagnosed and untreated mental illness on the streets of Vancouver. It will be the first Olympic venue to be done under budget and ahead of schedule. with it. The Greatest Displace on Earth A Room With a View? A 50-metre observation tower has been proposed as a tourist attraction for Vancouver’s Queen Elizabeth Park, the highest point of land in the city. However, the trees surrounding the park’s viewpoints have matured and now block some of that view. That’s great, now all they need is giant fans to blow the smog out of the way. A new international study shows millions have been displaced by the Olympics. Study? Yeah, by who? Experts? Pfft. They are so totally biased. But VANOC on the other hand... It released its own report card. Surprisingly, they got straight As. Wow, I thought they were doing kinda bad. Oh well, if VANOC says VANOC is doing great, that’s good enough for me. Special Olympics Don’t just stand there Vancouver Mayor Sam Sullivan says the Provincial Government may be considering re-opening parts of The Straight reports that the City of Vancouver has put up two “No Loitering” signs on the Main Street sidewalk in front of the Carnegie Community Centre. Um, you do know that there is a massive police headquarters about a block away, right? No, but you’re right, those signs will totally work. I know everytime I see a No Loitering sign I quickly cease in all my dealings of opiates and proceed to the nearest designated area. Meanwhile, a Vancouver man was tackled for “jaywalking while black”. Welcome to civil city. Insite outta sight? “Science says safe injection works. So why shut it down?” Scientists? Fuck those guys with their independent, objective, coldhard facts. Nerds! While FOI requests have revealed that the federal health minister was against the idea from the start, based on science of course, not an ideological agenda, silly. We treat your ad like gold. (because to us, it is.) Advertising in Tooth and Dagger couldn’t be easier. A simple phone call or an email gets you in touch with our smart, qualified staff. We’ll give you a good sized space, so your message won’t get lost on the page. We’ll also give you a good rate, because though we’re small, we’ve got a focused distribution that targets the right people. We’re talking to the smartest people in the city. People just like you. Email us: [email protected] or Call us: (778)885-7741 Hasta La Vista, Ice Caps. While Campbell was slutting it up in photo-op heaven with Schwarzenegger, the Governator is not considered so green friendly at home. Get out! Next you’re going to tell me he isn’t actually Danny DeVito’s twin. Fawlty Leader German right wing chancellor Angela Merkel chastises Harper on Kyoto. Don’t mention global warming. I did, but I think I got away T.Paul Ste. Marie 1966-2007 Poet, actor, Main Street impresario and walking anachronism T.Paul Ste. Marie died suddenly Thursday, May 31, 2007, of natural causes. The man’s intense presence was presaged by his trademark greaser pompadour, marking him out from a crowd like a shark fin in a kiddie pool. His absence will be felt by members of Vancouver’s poetry, burlesque, rockabilly and lowbrow art communities, whose events he often MC’d and endlessly promoted in his hepcat carnival-barker style. Building a public profile through Tony & Tina’s Wedding and The Living Closet, he achieved his largest audience through his longrunning music and spoken-word openmic series, Thundering Word Heard. His many friends and fans are diligently compiling a book in his memory, as well as planning of a memorial concert. Find further information about these efforts and the man’s achievements at http://tpaul.burnbc.com/ Tooth and Dagger June 12, 2007 3 News Out-of-city-housing Want Housing? How about a whole town? Is Mayencourt recognising an innovative opportinity, or is his plan disguised to ship abusers to Prince George before 2010? by Rhianon Bader An innovative addiction recovery program in Italy may inject some fresh ideas into solutions for B.C.’s substance abuse, mental health and homelessness problems, says MLA Lorne Mayencourt. The 75 percent success rate achieved in San Patrignano, Italy, a self-sufficient town designed entirely to help substance abusers recover, has inspired Mayencourt to pursue a similar project at an air base near Prince George. The Vancouver-Burrard MLA hopes to develop this project into a version suitable for an urban setting. “I think that it’s time for us to break out of the box that we’re in,” Mayencourt said earlier this month. “We have 1,000 beds for addictions in the province. There are 6,500 addicts in the Downtown Eastside alone... We’re barely scraping the surface.” In the past 30 years, San Patrignano has gone from one recovering addict to 2,200. Residents sustain the town by growing the majority of their food and are taught the skills to make high-quality goods that are sold internationally. The town has a hospital, restaurants, schools and other establishments found in an average town. >>Cambie cont’d includes a provision for the government to grant emergency, interest-free loans to failing businesses. The bill, however, did not get far. When contacted on June 7th, Robertson said, “The reaction was absurd. The government is in total denial.” Despite major media coverage of the Cambie closures on May 28th, Minister of Transportation Kevin Falcon responded to the proposal with, “We don’t pretend there’s not an impact, but the fact of the matter is that there’s no difference in the number of empty businesses today than there was before this project started. It hasn’t changed by one.” Now that legislature is adjourned until the fall, Robertson has little expectation for the Small Business Fairness and Protection Act. “Realistically, there’s not much hope,” he admitted. “In six years, [the government] hasn’t passed a single private member’s bill, no matter 4 June 12, 2007 Tooth and Dagger Mayencourt sees potential for something similar in B.C. “Homelessness, mental health and addictions are bound up tightly together. There’s hardly any disconnect,” he said. “Yet as a province, and as a government, we try to deal with them as separate problems. What happens is that nothing really gets that much better.” However, on June 6 City Council unanimously approved a revised Supportive Housing Strategy for Vancouver Coastal Health’s Mental Health and Addictions Supported Housing Framework, which aims to provide 2,200 additional units throughout the city over the next 10 years. While it remains to be seen whether the provincial government will help fund this initiative, some previous statistics show that supportive housing offers a stable environment for its residents that dramatically reduces costs in other areas of the health system, such as emergency room visits and hospital bed use. Mayencourt, who worked for two years in the Downtown Eastside, said 2,200 units is substantial but not good enough. He emphasized that while the amount of support that’s available matters, there are flaws in our system that need to be addressed. “With the treatments we offer, 80 percent of the people who go through them fail... Why? Because we don’t support them. We expect a life of addiction,” he said, noting that the average stay in San Patrignano is two years. With the Italian model’s combination of longer treatment, a sense of community and self-worth gained from useful skills, Mayencourt hopes it will present new insights on overcoming the isolation and challenges facing those with mental illness and substance abuse problems in B.C. how good the idea is.” Instead, said Robertson, change is going to have to come from the grassroots. “I can’t do anything until October at best,” he stated. “It’ll be a ground campaign here in Vancouver to ramp up pressure.” Meanwhile, Robertson hopes to meet with Carole Taylor, Finance Minister and Langara MLA, who holds roughly half of the suffering businesses in her riding. Elsewhere, rumours of a class-action lawsuit are already circulating. “It is a possibility,” said Robertson, “but it’s a sad sign if it comes to that level of desperation. We hope it doesn’t have to be forced into the courts.” Until legislature resumes, the small businesses of Cambie Street are on their own. Construction is only now commencing the “big dig” on Cambie, meaning the neighbourhood has not yet experienced the worst. “Given the pressure the businesses are under,” said Robertson, “we’ll probably lose a bunch more in the months to come. There’s no sign of relief in sight.” Sunday Morning Chowdown Duncan M. McHugh A B R U N C H R E VI E W The Hurricane Cafe 2230 7th Avenue, Seattle (206) 682-5858 I recently found myself in Seattle in desperate need of a greasy breakfast. It happens. I’d spent the previous day at a music festival eating prepacked sandwiches, which over the course of a day, formed into balls of bread, cheese and wilted lettuce in my cramped backpack. So I wanted to go all out on breakfast. Should you find yourself in a similar situation, you could do a lot worse than the Hurricane Café near Seattle Center. But be warned, it’s not for the faint of heart. The Hurricane Café is a bit like a decommissioned Denny’s that’s been relocated to a warehouse. It’s kind of dirty and dark, and the rock music they pipe in echoes in its cavernous space – the sort of place that’s probably better at 4 a.m. than at noon. On the bright side, they have arcade games, plenty of copies of The Stranger, and breakfast served around the clock. Strangely, they also have a giant LCD screen over the kitchen that displays text messages. I ordered the “Country Benedict,” and it did not disappoint. The CB replaces the eggs Benedict’s traditional English muffin with biscuit, the canonical ham with sausage patty, Hollandaise with country gravy and keeps the poached eggs, which – as far as I could tell – is a really greasy roux with mushrooms. It’s rare that one finds a dish that so deftly balances abhorrence and appetite. It was delicious and exactly what I had been craving. While I was able to polish off my breakfast and a pancake I ordered on the side, my brunch companions had difficulty. Their weaker constitutions became bogged down by the volume and fat content of the food. Admittedly, the hash browns were pretty industrial strength. The only other person to brave a dish with country gravy later recommended ordering it as a side, allowing the food to be dipped into – rather than slathered in – gravy. Oh, and he also recommended you get a Coke to wash it down. I got by with coffee. The service was good, with coffee re-filled regularly and overcooked eggs replaced promptly and cheerfully. All in all, it was the exact breakfast I wanted. And once I get the angioplasty done, I’ll be all set to do it again. Word to the wise, there’s no door on the men’s room bathroom stall. Pace yourself accordingly. Price: $15 (including coffee and tip) Lineup: None Vegetarian options: Sort of Soy milk: Not a chance Life The Awesome List Things we have in stock, that you probably won’t find elsewhere. Also, that are awesome. G33K! Chris Eng NINJA - BRIAN CHIPPENDALE Lightning bolt member and founder of the famed Fort Thunder art collective barfs out a giant book of stylized ninja comics that he started at age nine and continues in this masterpiece of neon mythic cartoon onslaught. ISLAND FOLD ZINES Luke Ramsey’s Island retreat is turning out a fine limited collection of artistic collaborative books that range from absurd comic fantasy’s to beautifully rendered minibooks. Featuring such artists as Jutin B. Williams, A.J. Purdy and Peter Thompson. Suprise! they’re affordable! EXIT WOUNDS - RUTU MODAN One part murder mystery, One part family drama and 100% percent captivating. A book by one of the top new cartoonists working today. Just pure great storytelling in the visual mode. And she can draw damn well too! Lucky s 3972 Main Street 604-875-9858 Graphic Novels - Art Books - Rarities - Cards - Music T here comes a time when, unless you are a furry, you are expected to put your storybooks about animals aside – most likely somewhere between 10 and 12. At this point you graduate into more adult fare like VC Andrews and Stephen King and have no time for anthropomorphic cats outwitting wildebeests while flying miniature hang-gliders. I mean, really, that’s dumb kid stuff. Who’d want to read that when they could read about incestuous families living in creepy Victorian manors and/or demonically-possessed vacuum cleaners. But David Petersen, author of Mouse Guard: Fall 1152 (Archaia Studios Press) has rejected this line of thought entirely. He has created a graphic novel chock full of cute, anthropomorphic mice yet quite clearly not aimed at the elementary school crowd. Unlike Brian Jacques’s Redwall series (which it has been accused of ripping off, since both feature mice with swords), Fall 1152 leans more toward the dark atmosphere of Watership Down and features an intrigue-filled tale of conspiracy and murder. Where the graphic novel gets most interesting, though, is in the interplay between art and story. Petersen takes care not to let one tread on the other’s feet and the result is a book filled with page after page of amazingly rendered drawings which languidly tell a story of corruption and rebellion – never rushed, never compromised, keeping its eyes firmly fixed on the main story and never diving too deeply into the individual characters’ lives. All of this has the singular effect of creating a dream-like atmosphere where you do actually believe that Mice need to protect themselves and their borders from the predations of weasels, snakes and crabs. This, of course, is what we all believed when we read our various favourite childhood books, and what we’ve somehow allowed ourselves to forget. With that in mind, then, when our nieces and nephews, and sons and daughters come to us and say, “I don’t want to read The Cricket in Times Square again – that’s for babies,” it’s our civic duty to press a copy of Mouse Guard: Fall 1152 into their hands, because we all have to grow up sometime, but nobody said we have to lose our sense of wonder and certainly not by reading stories about incestuous lamps. NEWS: _Unless you have no contact with the in- ternet at all, you are probably aware that LiveJournal recently exploded in a SNA- FU of truly magnificent proportions. Essentially, a somewhat shadowy and questionable group, ostensibly crusading for children’s rights, convinced the LJ powers that be to initiate a mass banning based on a blanket keyword search. While scouring for keywords like “lolita” and “rape” had the effect of removing a small amount of genuine pedophile hangouts from LJ, it also managed to persecute hundreds of completely legitimate fan-fiction groups, Nabakov forums and rape relief organisations in the process. Bottom line: pedophiles suck, and sweeping infringements of people’s right to free speech based on accusations flimsier than cotton candy suck too. _The self-published indie comic juggernaut known as Strangers in Paradise has finished a decade-long run with the release of issue 90, earlier this month. This is not nearly as long as Cerebus’s 300 issue record, but on the other hand it’s a lot more straightforward and a lot less misogynistic. Kudos. _Speaking of things that started a decade ago, My one-line announcement of the forthcoming Starcraft 2 in the last issue has somehow propelled the original Starcraft box set back to #5 on the PC games sales charts. This doesn’t happen. Gamers aren’t backward compatible; they don’t play old games – they keep their eyes glued to the horizon, always looking for the next big thing. I think this is some kind of sign. What’s next? I’ll tell you: human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together – mass hysteria. _Producer Ron Eick has announced that Season 4 of Battlestar Galactica will be the last, and as sad as I’ll be to let go of one of the best science-fiction shows of the last... well, ever, it’s still good to see that Eick has learned the lessons handed down by Calvin and Hobbes – go out on top and always leave ‘em wanting more. JUST RELEASED: _You may want to don that new Jimmy Olsen “Countdown” t-shirt this week (the one that makes it look like he’s coming out of your pants), because the Jack Kirby Fourth World Omnibus V.1 is coming out, and all devoted Fourth World fans know that DC villain extraordinaire Darkseid first appeared in the pages of Superman’s Pal, Jimmy Olsen. After you’re done being a colossal fanboy, you can sit back for a motherfuckin’, cocksuckin’ good time with Deadwood: The Complete Seasons 1-3. Then, when you’re all drunk, surly and foul-mouthed, watch the Powerpuff Girls Season 1, because there’s no cowboy palate-cleanser like our sheriffs from Townsville. Tooth and Dagger June 12, 2007 5 CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 >> Living in New York, I had the chance to be involved with several different Community-Supported Agricultural projects. It has changed my perspective on community organizing, capitalism and food production – not to mention the kinds of food that I eat. Coming home to Vancouver, I thought surely there would be CSAs here too. But while there are indeed many organizations doing good things related to food and farming – from farmer’s markets to urban gardening – CSA is barely on the table. Do you k now who your food comes from? What is CSA? Community-supported agriculture recognizes that every purchase of food involves not only vegetables and dollars, but also land, people, and relationships. In a CSA, members pre-pay for a share of a farm’s produce for an entire season and receive a weekly delivery of a variety of fresh fruits and vegetables, often picked the same day. This money gives the farmer income at the beginning of the growing season to pay for such things as seed and repairs. It also provides financial security for the farmer. Selling at a farmer’s market is capricious, subject to the whims of consumers and the weather. There’s no guarantee the tomatoes harvested that morning won’t have to be brought home again unsold. In contrast to a market, where consumers have control over how much and what to buy, being part of a CSA means you take what you get – that is, what the farmer is growing at any given time. If there is a bumper crop of spinach, members leave with armfuls of it, and their weekly newsletter will likely be full of recipes for what to do with the abundance. If there is drought and the snap peas fail, members don’t get snap peas. What they do get, however, is increased awareness of seasons, weather, the volatility of farming, and the great pleasure of fresh, local food – as well as the chance to try new things. My CSA introduced me to a ton of greens I’d never used before, including mizuna, Tokyo bekana, medicine greens and lacinata (or dinosaur) kale, and many more. Although individual CSAs vary, members typically pay $400 to $500 per season, generally June to November. This works out to about $20/week, for which members receive seven to 10 kinds of vegetables per week- enough to feed two to three people. Some CSAs offer fruit, flowers, meat, eggs and dairy products as well. The CSA movement began in the 1980s and has grown in popularity since. Many regions 6 June 12, 2007 Tooth and Dagger have organizations to promote CSAs and match farmers and city groups. Since 1995, a Quebec organization called Equiterre has helped to set up CSAs with 90 farms that provide organic food to more than 7,500 families all over the province. In New York City, Just Food has helped to set up more than 50 CSAs since 1994. Even an organization in Vancouver, Washington, VancouverFood.org, offers eight different CSAs. Where in Vancouver? So what’s up in this city? Vancouver’s Farm Folk City Folk, an organization that works on issues related to local, sustainable food systems, lists three CSAs in the GVRD on its website. But for a city that’s so into sustainable agriculture and so closely surrounded by farmland, I was surprised to find so few options. Part of the challenge seems to be the delivery-box schemes that are so popular here, and the general boom in the idea of “organic” as a catch-all phrase for “good.” Already an alternative to regular shopping at a grocery store, box programs such as Small Potatoes Urban Delivery (SPUD), and Organics@Home have gotten consumers used to the idea of organic but not the idea of local, or seasonally available. Both programs will source local ingredients when possible, but also offer a complete array of organic tropical fruit, and non-local foods when they’re not in season locally. David Catzel, a farmer at Fraser Common Farm who is starting a small CSA this year, said box systems and the idea of organic offer consumers an incomplete picture, inadvertently leaving CSAs by the wayside. “There are so many box schemes in Vancouver that offer organic food. People are really concerned about their own health, they think organic is healthier. However, they don’t give any thought to whether flying in organic pineapple is good for the environment.” Indeed, in terms of gas miles, protecting local farmland, biodiversity and another endangered species, buying locally or joining a CSA are a lot by Anna Stevenson friendlier on the environment than shipping in organic mangoes from Chile. CSA v. Organic In addition to the chance to have a relationship with the person who grows your food, CSA is a different kind of economic model. There are no middlemen and little packaging or processing, save a few twist-ties. You’re paying to preserve farmland, and quite often you’re paying for organic or IPM cultivation techniques (integrated pest management, a low-chemical model of farming), which might have smaller yields and be more labor and cost intensive, but keep the water and air around your farms and the animals that live there (including humans) healthy and safe. So why aren’t farmers in Vancouver leaping on the CSA haywagon? It seems that part of the answer is economics. Paul Healey, a farmer at Hanna Brook Farm in Maple Ridge who is starting a CSA, is only offering 10 shares this year instead of his entire business. “It’s just not worth it financially,” he said. “I can make way more money selling to whole- salers.” However, he did say he was eager to connect with people interested in becoming part of his farming community. David Catzel is also starting a small CSA this summer, which he feels he could grow to 80 members in the next few years. This year alone he’s had over 200 inquiries to join his CSA, but he wants to make sure he can grow enough to cover standing orders with restaurants, as well as CSA members, before expanding. A wholesaler won’t come out to your farm and help you harvest eggplants or raise funds to buy a crib for your new baby. CSA members do both. That’s part of what “supported” means. And when you know the person growing your food, you care about it and what you’re eating. Supermarkets offer the illusion of abundance and food security, but agriculture is precarious, and being part of a CSA can help remind you that food grows in the ground, and that it’s possible to create the kind of world and community you want to liveand eat-in, one CSA at a time. CSAs that deliver to the GVRD · Yarrow EcoVillage Farm – Chilliwack yarrowecovillage.ca/farm/index.html · Changing Strides Farm Ltd. – Surrey eatwellguide.org/viewsourcedetail.cfm/prmID/22487 · Nathan Creek Organic Farm – Abbotsford nathancreek.com · Hanna Brook Farm (CSA sold out this season) – Maple Ridge 778-862-8226 · Fraser Common Farm (Organic Produce and Land Co-op) and The Glorious Garnish and Seasonal Salad Company Ltd. (CSA sold out this season) - Aldergrove Find out more · Farm Folk City Folk – ffcf.bc.ca · Your Local Farmers Market – eatlocal.org · Just Food – justfood.org Tooth and Dagger June 12, 2007 7 Life The Art of Grant Writing Drop into the Purple thistle, #260 – 975 Vernon Dr. in east Vancouver. words and photo by Jessica Smith Forcing young people to go to regular school is like trying to “colonize mold into a grid,” says Devon McKellar, co-ordinator of the Purple Thistle Centre, a youth arts and activism space in East Vancouver. The Purple Thistle offers free classes in drawing, publishing, film photography, bicycle mechanics and animation. It also provides access to a dark room and a computer lab with internet and a variety of animation software. There are painted canvases on the walls, with more resting against the furniture and on the floor. A table at the front displays zines created at the centre and graffiti covers the lockers, which people in need use as a safe storage area. A leather jacket with the words “Skid Row” on its back hangs over a messy but well-stocked art supply nook. McKellar says she is wary of people who use the term “Skid Row” to glamorize poverty. “We cater to low-income people,” says McKellar, whose students at the Purple Thistle are often far from rich. The school was founded by McKellar and a group of kids from Windsor House, an alternative school in North Vancouver. Generally, alternative schools are for elementary and high school students who don’t fit well into the “grid” of the public school system. They usually have less strict curricula decided on by the students themselves and a less hierarchical-power structure between students and teachers. Some are private, others are funded by school boards. The group of Windsor House grads wanted to keep their free education going after high school and decided to create “an alternative college,” says McKellar. “They got to- gether with their friends who were drop-out punks or whatever, and they worked with Matt Hern for a year figuring out what they wanted.” Matt Hern is a Vancouver author with a PhD in urban studies. He and the original Purple Thistle collective started the school in 2001 in a small one-bedroom apartment on Commercial Drive. “By the end of the second year we had plaster of Paris all over the walls. Everything was covered in graffiti, and it smelled like punks all the time. It was just so cool,” says McKellar. The Purple Thistle, now located in a loft near Clark and ������������������������������������������������������������������������������ BIGGER LOW BALLS BALLS �������������������������������������������������������� 8 June 12, 2007 Tooth and Dagger Life Venables, isn’t affiliated with the Ministry of Education, and it doesn’t grant degrees. Hern taught the other Thistle members how to write grants to get government funds for art and education projects. Grants, as well as the odd donation, provide all the funds for art supplies, administration and the $2,000-per-month rent. The total cost of running the school is about $80,000 a year, says McKellar. Grants come from the Vancouver Foundation, the City of Vancouver, Industry Canada, VanCity, the John Hardie Mitchell Foundation, BC Hydro, Arts Now and other sources. A grant for the photography program covers a portion of the rent for the dark room and supplies. Another grant covers the production of a zine and the publishing course. Also, Human Resources & Social Development Canada runs a program in the space that pays for one third of the Thistle’s rent. McKellar has taken over the administrative duties from Hern, whose education and experience was needed to get the centre up and running, she says. “It’s not the easiest thing for a youth to write a grant,” she says. “They’ve got no CV, they’ve got no degree behind them or anything. It’s really hard for them to get credibility. Somebody from the Canada Council [for the Arts] will go, ‘What the hell? You don’t have any cred. I’m not going to give you 10 grand.’” Recently, Hern has been away from the centre, and it has grown independent of him, which McKellar says has its positive side. People used to need him to run everything and even saw him as a “Daddy Thistle,” she explains. “Now, it’s when we need a degree to stick on something that he comes in,” she says. McKellar invites artists and mentors to drop by the Thistle if they need a space to work or some help writing grant a application. Dropping by the Thistle was critical for McKellar a few years ago, she says. “When I first started coming here I was in college, and it was the worst thing in the world for me. I was going through a lot of personal stuff, and I was not sure what I was doing with my life. I felt really dis-empowered, and I was pretty angry,” she says, admitting she “cracked and quit school.” “I was like, ‘I don’t have a support network anymore, and I don’t really have an income. I don’t have anything to do with my time. I don’t have anything to do with my life. What the hell have I been doing.’ I was at an all time low.” Coming to the Purple Thistle made her realize that it wasn’t what she was studying she hated it was just school.The “grid” or “school/work/prison/military” system didn’t work for her, she says. “The Thistle really helped me figure out that if I’ve got problems in my life, I feel powerless,” McKeller says. “But coming here made me realize that it’s my fault, and I can fix it.” The Purple Thistle Centre can be found online at purplethistle.ca. Swallow Name: Steve Sex: Male Age: 28 years Tooth and Dagger presents the subjective pharmacology of a generation, and a city. Vancouver, here’s what you’ve been taking: Resveritol I take this because some random science tells me it will make me live longer. Apparently, it’s the ingredient in red wine that helps you live longer. I plan on living a long time. I get the stuff from a bodybuilding supplement company in the States. They sell it as an anti-estrogen supplement. Those dudes are totally freaked out about the possibility of getting tits. I am not so freaked out though. I take two pills a day every morning. It has absolutely no effect. I have noticed no changes, and going a day without taking it doesn’t even register. “Spike” The same company as the above produces a line of stimulants also for bodybuilders. These are similar, but not equivalent, to ephedrine. Taking these is not unlike biking up a long hill: the shakes, the speedy speech, the rush of blood to the head. Taking one pill makes me cold all over, and I have to put on a sweater even on the hottest days. I type faster and more accurately. However, I feel the need to switch tasks constantly, and my ADD nature kicks in more than ever. I am competitive and sometimes argumentative. I don’t like to be around new people when I have just consumed some because I don’t want to come off as a jerk. I have run out and do not have any more. 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It’s open late, and it has Eton Mess Hours: Mon - Thu: 4pm - 1am Fri - Sun: 1pm - 1am Tooth and Dagger June 12, 2007 9 Music Dancing with myself about architecture Who are these people I keep seeing on all these posters? Summer listening: The Clientele, Lucky Soul, and Voxtrot And so this is summer Curtis Woloschuk I ’m an autumnal soul at heart. There’s little choice, really. Spring makes me sneeze, summer makes me sweat and winter just makes me more awful. While declaring my allegiance is all well and good, it still leaves me with three unsatisfactory seasons to contend with. It occurred to me recently that perhaps appointing an uplifting soundtrack for summer might offset the onset of pit stains and “Hot enough for you?” refrains. As an aside: The object of my affection recently enquired what the happiest song I’d ever written was. After much deliberation, I decided on “Summer Cold” – an ode to being ill. I later revised my selection to “Trapline,” which features an animal chewing off its own leg. That was the answer I stuck with. Point being, I have a tough time letting the sun shine in. Consequently, my immediate infatuation with Lucky Soul’s unabashed bubble gum stylings came as a surprise. “Struck Dumb” introduced me to the Londoners and left me appropriately gobsmacked. In search of aural insulin to temper the saccharine onslaught, I tried “Lips Are Unhappy” on for size. Alas, the moment vocalist Ali Howard cooed “Shake! Shake! Shimmy!” I found myself pondering, “I wonder if this band has any Kool Aid that needs drinking?” Revelling in Motown and Northern Soul influences, the group’s gloriously overwrought debut, The Great Unwanted, can anticipate a long tenure on my headphones. However, just as Lucky Soul suggests that “One Kiss Don’t Make a Summer,” one album doesn’t constitute a soundtrack. For nighttime accompaniment, I’ve turned to The Clientele, whose recent God Save The Clientele fulfils their longstanding promise to deliver a “60s sunshine pop” album. Whether it be the lilting “Here Comes the Phantom,” slinky “Bookshop Casanova” or acidwashed “The Garden at Night,” these are the ideal melodies to guide one’s twilight wanderings. Of course, what would summer be without a little disappointment over unfulfilled promise? Months ago, I would have wagered my entire allowance on Voxtrot’s self-titled debut being this summer’s institution. Instead, the band seems in danger of fulfilling their own lyric: “I used to be your biggest fan/Now I find that you are slipping in my estimation.” With one exemplary song (“The Start of Something”) and three solid EPs already to their credit, the twee Texans simply seem stretched a little thin creatively on their first full-length record. At the very least, “Kid Gloves” features the plum line: “Cheer me up, cheer me up/I’m a miserable fuck.” Now that’s a summer sentiment even an autumnal soul can get behind. The 8 Track Hear it for yourself ! Visit www.the8track.com and feast your ears on Lucky Soul, The Clientele, Voxtrot, The Pipettes and Monster Bobby. Without a word to (Music) Waste KELLARISSA: Eerier than expected. Well (and weirdly) played. BIBLE BELT: Born again! Best banter of the festival. PRECIOUS FATHERS: These strapping daddies aren’t afraid to discipline. E.S.L.: Kicking it old country. Remind me of when I was a dziewczynka in Warsaw. BLACKBERRY WOOD: Festival founder Kris Mitchell gets his boots dusty. THE CHOIR PRACTICE: Further portents that a Godspell revival is nigh. THE PUBLIC OR THE PRESS: Maybe my maki was just off but I’m pretty sure Mike White is in this band. THE NATIONAL SHIELD: If Malkmus and Nilsson bred, it wouldn’t be pretty but it sure would be poppy. SERVING MOST OF YOUR CURTIS WOLOSCHUK NEEDS EVERY OTHER WEEK 10 June 12, 2007 Tooth and Dagger photo by Derek Ramsey Bison by Saelen Twerdy What are your names and your instruments? braad:drums Maasa:bass daan:guitar/vocals jaames:guitar/vocals Explain the name of your band. A huge stoic beast that could kill you, if it wanted. Previous band affiliations (if any). Doctor Chocolate Name three of your favourite albums. Jawbreaker ‘24 Hour Revenge Therapy’ / Jawbreaker ‘Bivuac’ / Jawbreaker ‘Unfun’ Describe your influences. Riffs. The dying planet. If you were to fight under a banner, what would the banner say? Yous fuckses, shuts the fucks ups. Any interesting celebrity encounters? Keanu Reeves said “dude” to my face. Ideal show experience? Everyone free and living – and drunk of course. What’s the best band name ever (existing or non). Jesus Fucking Christ Any recordings coming up? Album on Forest Records at the end of June. What do you want on your tombstone (assuming you’re all buried together)? If we are all buried together, dig me up and throw me in the lake. THE HIT of the week “I Feel Like Dying” Lil’ Wayne This is how we felt when the Sens collapsed in the Stanley Cup finals. In Metro the other day there was a sports column by some guy who said the Senators were over after this playoff run. That’s not news, that’s what Ottawa fans have been saying for 10 years, so fuck you Metro! Music It’s Alive! Monster Bobby fashions a girl group Frankenstein with The Pipettes by Curtis Woloschuk Hyperbole tends to run rampant in record labels’ artist biographies. Such is the case with Monster Bobby, whose “one-sheet” identifies him as a “musical activist” in Brighton, England. The man himself sees things a little more humbly. “I’ve been putting on gigs in Brighton and playing in bands and doing zines and things for about ten years now,” he clarifies. “So, I suppose that constitutes some sort of ‘activity.’” One of the “things” Bobby busied himself with was a club night christened Totally Bored. Seeing the reaction that just playing classic girl group hits incited, a grander concept began to take shape for the impresario. He shares, “The Pipettes, or some version of that idea, had been a sort of pipe dream knocking around in my head for several years.” Ultimately, collaborator Julia ClarkLowes convinced Bobby to act on the impulse. After a few permutations, The Pipettes became a reality. Intellectualising ‘schtick’ Clad in polka dots and boasting vibrant vocals and brazen charisma, the trio of Gwenno, Becki and Rose constitute The Pipettes proper while the four-piece, all-boy Cassettes (with Bobby on guitar) hold the backline. Despite the distinguishing monikers, they consider it a seven-member enterprise. “We’re all here to try and fulfil a concept,” suggests Rose. “We’re aspiring to be a pop band. We’re not interested in being cool or culty or any of that.” Bobby readily condemns the “dreadful, chest-beatingly earnest cock rock” that currently constitutes “indie” in the UK. As Rose suggests, “It seems kind of irrelevant and quite contrived in its own right. I think we’re quite honest with where we’re coming from.” Indeed, The Pipettes were designed to churn out hits and wrest back the charts from the Gloomy Guses of the world. A listen to 2006’s We Are The Pipettes leaves one utterly baffled as to why the band isn’t already a household name. Singles like “Pull Shapes” and “Your Kisses are Wasted on Me” contain more hooks than a well-stocked tackle box. Furthermore, as the vocalists willingly volunteer, they’re “the prettiest girls you’ve ever met.” Admittedly, the group’s old school aesthetic and fashion sense are occasionally dismissed as “shtick.” “Again, it’s this whole idea of what’s real or what’s true,” Rose says wearily. “We use these references as a starting point. As a template to express some of the things we want to say. Not to just be a rehash or a pastiche.” “Can you give me a single example of something being created ex nihilo?” questions Bobby. “Any kind of originality requires a careful and patient study of the existing forms or else you will find yourself unconsciously replicating them in the most boring and pedestrian manner.” In this vein, The Pipettes utilize the traditional “girl group” model to channel contemporary concerns, attitudes and “small truths.” “Forty-five years of history have passed (since the Phil Spector era),” observes Rose. “As young women, we’re in a position to express ourselves in a much broader way than girls were back-in-the-day.” And Frankenstein’s Monster, Austin Powers’ Fembots, or something more? so, whereas The Crystals and Ronettes were wont to pine and swoon, The Pipettes are more inclined to recount: “I left you alone; At four in the morning; Not a stitch to wear; ‘Cause you ignored my warning.” (“One Night Stand”) Given their love of bold proclamations, it’s odd to hear Rose suggest that the band is only now finding their form. “We know ourselves so much better,” she says of their three-year learning curve. “We’re much more confident. Each of us is less afraid to take risks. Hopefully, that will carry forth to the second album.” Bobby’s Permanent Record While The Pipettes look forward to the North American release of their first album (August 28 on Cherrytree) and a summer of European festivals, their founder also has his own calendar marked. Monster Bobby’s debut solo disc, Gaps, will be out July 17 on Hypnote. He admits that it feels “bloody great” to finally have a record to call his own. “It’s been really nice to do something just the way I wanted to without having to appeal to anyone else’s tastes and sensibilities.” From all accounts, Bobby tends towards concise pop songs with occasionally unwieldy titles. For instance, “The Closest Experience to That of Being With You is the Experience of Taking Drugs” is an endearing two minutes of acoustic guitar, dodgy synthesizers and heartfelt vocals. “What I’m aiming for, I suppose, is to get that same sort of mix of humour and pathos as you might find in a Charlie Chaplin film,” suggests Bobby. “My subjectivity as a songwriter is very fluid and polymorphously perverse. I’d say I’ve got at least three or four different voices on the album.” Sonically, Gaps draws from the “primitivist electronics” of the KPM music library and BBC Radiophonic Workshop and evidences Monster Bobby’s affection for composers John Cage and Cornelius Cardew. Other esoteric influences include “the Sonic Arts Union, the Musique Concrète of Schaeffer and Henry and also traditional English folk music, of the Anne Briggs, Topic Records school.” “I’m pretty proud of it and it’s turned out pretty well exactly how I wanted and expected it to,” surmises Bobby. Then, in a refreshing disclosure from the man intent on sending The Pipettes into the pop stratosphere, he confides, “I’ve no idea what anybody else is gonna think of it.” The Pipettes, Smoosh & Monster Bobby play The Plaza on Friday, June 15 Tooth and Dagger June 12, 2007 11 TOOTH and DAGGER up and coming • send your events to: [email protected] MUSIC WORKSHOPS COMMUNITY both sessions, $60/$50 THU, JUNE 14TH Midnight Mass JUNE/JULY 50 Years of Janus Films WED, JUNE 20TH This every 2nd and 4th Thursday of the Check the Cinematheque calendar for de- month can be a bit confusing. FYI this is the tails, but the line up is as solid as their chairs drunk-dial each other. Intro to Bike Mechanics for Women (Boys Welcome Too!) 2nd Thursday. The 4th will be in 2 weeks. are uncomfortable to sit in for a double bill. THURS, JUNE 14TH Learn to be a safe, reasonably self sufficient Grandview Park Pacific Cinematheque cyclist. Learn the easiest way to fix a flat, Meet 11:45, ride at midnight A feast for historians of early 90s indie rock Jazz Fest: A User-Friendly Guide to Improvised Music when tires and rims are wearing out, how to SAT, JUNE 16TH and enjoyers of pleasant songsmiths alike. Kevin McNeilly, a UBC English Prof writing maintain your drivetrain (and what a drive- Main Day Street Fair SUNDAY, JUNE 17TH Bizzaro Film-O-Rama: Sisters (Brian DePalma) VIVO (1965 Main), 8:30PM, a great deal about jazz and postmodern- train is). Max class size of 5. To register go to Live music at 28th ave (Mohawk Lodge, $12 ism, examines selected works by innovative www.jettgrrl.com or call 604.255.5097 Swank, Bella + more), dead music at 27th contemporary improvisers performing at this Jett Grrl Bike Studio (243A Union St) ave (DJs), something for the kiddies at 26th year’s jazz fest. 6:30-8:30PM, ave (crafts, face painting, a fire truck!!! etc.) Vancouver Public Library (Central Branch) $42.40 (money back if less than satisfied) and multicultural dance at 23rd ave with SUN, JUNE 24TH sidewalk sales along the way. Ladyfest Vancouver 2007: Tea Party Intimate + Interactive Workshops 10AM-6PM Running a Record Label, DIY Bike Maintenance, Drag King! how-tos, Money Man- Commercial Drive Community Car Free Festival agement (even if you have none), Alternative After 11am, cars will be looted and burned Ways to Shape Up, DIY Zine Culture save for the hood ornaments which will be Roundhouse Arts Centre (181 Roundhouse collected along with the scalps of the driv- Mews) ers. After the bloodshed there will be a music 11:30-2pm stage, a story telling stage, hockey games, a MON, JUNE 25TH DJ stage, a bicycle area, and a kids-zone. Intro to Pro Tools 12 noon -6PM This one day workshop provides an over- TUE, JUNE 19TH view of Pro Tools 7.1 LE and DV Toolkit2. It will focus on audio post-production tech- Dunsmuir/Mellville Bike Route Opening niques, including recording/digitizing, cre- Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouyesye- ating a timeline, editing/trimming, timeline syesyes. There will be a cake cutting cere- automation (including FX automation), sig- mony, cake eating ceremony, tour of the nal flow, audio compression and final out- bikeway, prizes and refreshments. put. Cathedral Square Park (Burrard and Dun- e d u c a t i o n @v i vo m e d i a a r ts .co m o r smuir) 604.872.8337 to register 4-6PM, bike tour begins at 5:45PM VIVO 5-10PM, THU, JUNE 21ST $130/$105 49TH Avenue Bike Route Opening WED, JUNE 13TH Keren Ann, Jason Hart witness one of the greatest American musi- VIVO 6-9:30PM The Cobalt, 10pm, TUES-FRI JUNE 12TH-15TH National Campus and Community Radio Conference The Media Club $16.50 advance +s/c, 8pm $7 Radiophiles descend upon Vancouver and Bird Costumes, Aerosol Constellations, LSDJ, Concrete Cutter, Mediocre Pain THU, JUNE 21ST Julie Doiron, Calvin Johnson, Rose Melberg The Cobalt, 10pm, $5 CiTR Presents: Stinkmitt, Great Aunt Ida, The Pack How does one segue from Great Aunt Ida to Stinkmitt? Railway Club, 10PM, $8 THU, JUNE 14TH Architecture in Helsinki, Yacht, Trevor Risk Likely sold out, but this term is meaningless cians around I don’t know what will. Bend Sinister, fake shark real zombie, Go Ghetto Tiger This event is presented by our best friends, Nerve Magazine!!! The Plaza Club, 10PM, 7pm, free Bike Mechanics for Women: Brakes $10 Great class for the fledgling mechanic who to the creative. FRI, JUNE 22ND wants to get intimate and interactive with Richard’s On Richards The People Versus, The Death Rays their rim brakes. Learn about different rim $15.50 advance +s/c, 8pm The Cobalt, 10PM, brake systems, how to tell when your brake $5 pads are wearing out, proper replacement of Gang Gang Dance, Ariel Pink jump+dash, Hey Everyone!, Trembling pads/cables/housing. Hands on workshop Richard’s On Richards Hoko’s Sushi, all ages, 9PM, with a max class size of 4, taught by a cer- $5 tified woman mechanic in relaxed environ- FRI, JUNE 15TH $14 advance +s/c, 9pm ment. (Men welcome too). To register go to Gwen Stefani, Akon, Lady Sovereign SATURDAY, JUNE 23RD For attending this show I would call you a fool for buying such expensive tickets but Vapid, Big Digits, Cheerleader Camp, White Lung, B-lines then be secretly jealous. All proceeds going The Cobalt, 10PM, $5 towards the Harajuku Girl Rescue Fund. SUN, JUNE 24TH The White Stripes, Dan Sartain GM Place, 8pm, $49.50/65.50/79.50+ www.jettgrrl.com or call 604.255.5097 Jett Grrl Bike Studio (243A Union St) 6:30-8:30PM, $42.40 (money back if left unsatisfied) THU/FRI JUNE 14/15TH Digital Photography The Pipettes, Smoosh, Monster Bobby Deer Lake Park, 6:45pm, $49.50+ The Veils Plaza Club, 7:30pm, $14.50+ knowing how to use it? In this workshop Plaza Club, 9pm, $12+ participants will learn how to manipulate SAT, JUNE 16TH Tim McGraw, Faith Hill Shearwater, Jonathan Inc. ISO settings (sensitivity of “film”), when to Richard’s On Richards, $14+ use spot metering or regular metering, how GM Place, 7:30pm, Tired of having amazing technology and not $69/89/119+ THU, JUNE 28 Three Inches Of Blood, Bison, Jaws CiTR Presents: The Tranzmitors!, The Fish Net Stalkers, The Sick Fits Richard’s On Richards Railway Club, 8:30pm, $8/10 to use aparture priority and shutter priority, how to set white balance, and how to Father Zosima presents: Stefan Udell, Tim Olive, Jeffrey Allport $16+ It’s summertime, and what better way to June 15 – July 11 / Curated by Katie Davis celebrate than by going the beach...and DADABASE (183 East Broadway at Main), then going to Little Mountain Studios for a 8:30pm-11pm MON, JULY 2 drawing sesh. Amos Lee FRI, JUNE 22 8:30PM, Little Mountain Studios (195 East 26th at The Commodore Ballroom, 9:15pm FUSE suggested donation $5 Main), 8pm This all night art party is billed as a “unique FRI, JUNE 15 adult event.” Are you thinking what I’m think- Animatron 2007 ing? Little Mountain Studios (195 E. 26th) 8pm VAG (750 Hornby), 6pm-6am siasm, but we’ll trust him. Access Artist Run Centre (206 Carrall) WED, JUNE 20TH Richard’s On Richards $20.75+ $22.50+ Eugene Chadbourne, Darren Williams, Ron de Jong, Creep Sects mance. Gaff Gallery (684 E Hastings) SUN, JUNE 17TH 9pm, $5 SUNDAY, JUNE 24TH Bizzaro Film-O-Rama: Blood & Black Lace (Mario Bava) A gorgeous, gothic, vibrantly Technicoloured masterpiece from Italy’s godfather of horror. Widely considered the original giallo film, it’s also one of the best. If you’ve never experienced Bava before, there’s no better place to start. Gaff Gallery (684 E Hastings), 9pm $5 Ladyfest Vancouver 2007: Chick Flicks Screening “Don’t Need You”, a documentary tracing the origins of Riot Grrrl, “It’s At 34 Leibig”, a documentary about a community squat in Berlin and “Ladies Only” indie music videos. Blim, 8pm Tisdall Park (49th Ave near Ash) Ben Frey: An Honest Way of Lying is the official Father Zosima Head of Enthu- opinion) Margot Kidder’s best ever perfor- to be had. ART Band of Horses, A Decent Animal bly surreal climax, and (in Dave Bertrand’s onize. Cake, tours, prizes and refreshments THU, JUNE 14 Do_ink calls this totally unmissable. Mr. Henderson Awesome use of split-screen, an incredi- route is there the time seems right to col- com or 604.872.8337 to register SUN, JULY 1 cock movie to not be directed by Hitchcock. often, but who knows, now that the bike The National, The Broken West Richard’s On Richards glory days, and pretty much the best Hitch- route! Not that I’m around 49th avenue answer session. education@vivomediaarts. FRI, JUNE 29 An early, pre-Carrie classic from DePalma’s Sweet manna from heaven! Another bike do post processing. The workshop will be hands-on, with an extensive question and $15+ TUE, JUNE 19TH To quote a myspace post, Lee Henderson FILM 4-6PM, bike tour begins at 5:45PM Chadborne invented the electric rake. If that is not enough to get you to come out and toothanddagger • stockists • photographers [email protected] is always looking for someone to talk to: • advertisers • illustrators [email protected] • distributors • newshounds [email protected] • writers • volunteers [email protected] toothanddagger.com