Once Each - Piltdown Music Home Page
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Once Each - Piltdown Music Home Page
Once Each Edition 71c Expanded, corrected, and updated May 27, 2015 © Mike Shafto Piltdown Music, 2010-2015 It Chose That Moment The drought rattled as would tin that we could continue to do without, and we acclimated to the stream of non-events, the shattered dreams. But it chose that moment to rain, a welcome hosing of our hats. Hosanna, we quietly thought, rain sounds like mundane chatter, promissory, no matter what. Most birds remained oblivious. Tufted fledglings fended for themselves, optimistically, while slowly, mystically, a giant claw of ambitious young rivulets paused: Commercial Break in Progress. The ivy presented, framed by pines, boughs as green as if ruined walls, gleaming through the dawn, sang anew. Islands, rising out of a salt desert, glistening plains, mountains, gorges, sun-glow spreading across the peaks. Who knew they were so greedy? A flock of pocket-knives whizzed by, so we knew the home team was winning. People can almost trust that they're not being duped in any way or just that we're doing it to ourselves in our collective music, which doesn't give up its secrets that easily. Shall we gather in the cookhouse, where still, small voices won't be heard amid the brash and scary din of tin? We think it absolutely can't be replaced. Its cacophony alone pushes us to follow some dreams to the southwest corner of the map. We imagine a shallow bay, bleakly unknown by its rightful name. Death rates nearby are not state secrets, rather highlights of the program, to be re-broadcast later Monday. Not quite apparent at the time, but they've taken over the plot. Return We walked through a field. The sky was gray. The grass, dry brown. To our left a railroad track cut an arc. Above it flew a pipeline diameter: 2 ft. elevation: 9 ft. No visible means of support. So that’s how they get oil from the sea. I had returned from the war. We were glad to be together. A building appeared, weathered wood, a cafeteria. Serve yourself. People were having lunch. We joined them. California Towhees Two young men practicing tennis, a boy shooting baskets. Thirty-odd gulls, six crows, some pigeons uneasily co-existing on the soccer field. A pair of California Towhees working over the neighbor’s yard. A sparrow watching them from his box-bush perch. Snails in various sizes and colors. We are like the towhees, you and I. Kasota The second time I ran away from home I got two and a half miles, all the way out to Kasota, and I figured no one would ever find me there. Luckily, I ran into a sandy-haired guy with a limp who had a spare room. I didn’t have any money, but I could help with the chores so I got the room. He treated me like the son he never liked. The lawn was invading the living room, and the walls seemed to amplify sound. Surreptitiously casing the joint, I glanced into his bedroom and noticed three stuffed animals on the bed, like you would expect for an eight-year-old girl. I immediately thought those must belong to his girlfriend. But that didn’t jibe because they were a little too large, and actually they were plastic and inflated, not stuffed; one of many mysteries. The only family living on our street, down at the east end, seemed worried about my welfare. They had lots of kids – a dozen bikes and trucks anchored out front – and the first week they asked me (but not Sandy) to a potluck dinner. Since we were out of food, except for left-over pasta, couscous, rice, beans, and brownies, I decided to go for it. The family seemed pleased, and I tucked into their chips, salsa, chili, curry, and chocolate pudding with passable gusto. They told me about their life on the road making coral jewelry, with family members specializing in (“owning”) their own sub-skills. Three of the kids spent mornings searching the brush along the highway and the railroad right-of-way, collecting coral and coconuts. Hot, sweaty work, but the government is subsidizing non-marine coral production these days to help people make a living in these former quarry towns. That’s a lot cheaper than solving all the problems caused by folks moving off the reservations in search of work. We had a long, multi-threaded discussion of the Dark Ages and the decline of religious freedom. The family elders felt that Kasotans had had their native religion denied and suppressed (sometimes brutally and violently). With the formation of the Federation and the fading of certain virtues which speak to freedom of religion, this freedom had been taken from Kasotans, based on the notion that they were mainly rural and, therefore, that spiritual life was too abstract for them. The solution appeared obvious: Turn over administration of the rural areas to urban church groups. This became known as the Peace Policy, whereby a single lucky denomination would become responsible for administering all rural programs and would have a monopoly on proselytization. Under this policy, the efforts to civilize the Kasotans required them to become voters (by force if necessary). Well, it was getting late and I didn’t want Sandy to get worried, though he was a man of few words. I made my farewells with sincere gratitude for the dietary change-up and headed down the street toward our place. Everything looked different in the dark. Arms felt flimsy, stomach was burning, I heard water and then I sat down at the side of the road. I didn’t want to go to the doctor, because I’m scared of them. Available Light Many the livelong days we trod those wanton hills, the grasslands and gray pine. Before the white man came there were waxwings and salmon, badger and brown bear. The rock ridge moved at its pace, glaciers came and went, deer and antelope migrated. The hills and valleys sang, the ghosts of wolves and panthers with serpents laughed and danced. We kept awake most nights to watch the fire, or drowsed and dreamed of the ancestors. A day came when we took flight, seeking harmony with the condors, our allies, our paragons, our guides on the perilous outward journey. We flew to the sea islands, legendary land of the dead, a land not of danger, but of peace and protection. There was no time, no corruption on those islands, no powers or prophecies to be suffered, but wonders unseen in our earthen lives. The islands were the peaks of undersea mountains, unseen mountains with secret music, embers of music, dimly heard wreaths of melody, bells or cymbals, seeming like ancestral voices. Ours had been a tribe of warriors, but in a world that drifted. We were stubborn and would not change. The ancestors were made powerful by their knowledge, their foreknowledge of a fallen people without progeny. Our sun wavered like a mirage. The birds had no water in that dying wasteland. Our options were like poison darts. Had it ever been any different? Shimmering heat, maladies, foolish hopes. Blindly we followed the ancestors and the animal ghosts, down below the surface, down the slopes of the undersea mountains. The water washed away our names, washed away the remnants of our time, mixing our watery spirits with gray wolf-ghosts. Make Them Earn It A wealth of data creates a poverty of attention. Herbert A. Simon This is not hell, but you can see it from here. This is the pre-board area, just past the information kiosk. You can’t take it with you, and you wouldn’t want to. You can’t bequeath it. Oblivion is the best-case outcome. Otherwise you’d have Fox and CNN, 24/7. You’d pine for infomercials, weather, sports, pink noise, black silence, anything but news-o-tainment. Like federal dollars, it expires at the end of the year. Invest or spend it now. Don’t let them rob you blind. Make them earn it. Slow Answers #43 Gradually less attentive lawns exude a spackling spray that attic-dwellers exalt as inscrutable. It is not fall: those opaque panes of new rain randomly collecting among your brambles amount to nonsense, no doubt. If it were their going in out of a close, the less I crossed the more she would have lost out to an accompanied solo. No, this is she whom you would not have been likely to solve. It was never decanting, else the farther the singer advanced out of peripheral phenomena, the narrower those quantities would have become. I'll hint you how, holding like that, eyelids water after a time, after weeping's stifled. You'll ask it to dissolve, and, while I'm there most pedestrianly, you'll retract a document awkwardly from a box. No, I will neither schweigen nor give offense. Once and future, I had dreamed them coming apart at the seams, out of a "sane" present like the bedsheets that never end in "lunacy" or its subsets. Ignore the walkers with their pens, dividing the noblest ignominy of complete disappointment, unique specimens hardly ever debated, having been forgotten in eloquent dozing, in leaving behind. Desultorily I would inject, you've been discarded like an iris or preserved like a cowhide (both together mayhap), ignorant of who'll dishonor them. History has bid us firewall. Before then, it was all for one. Grand Old Après As a guest, you have limited access, but with steadily increasing mileage, your belief will inevitably grow until all the details from your childhood are filled in as vividly as Old World elegance. Heaven is designed with you in mind: Beach dunes, island views, friendships, warm crosswinds and drifting sand. Your relatives will be there, the members of your graduating class (selected ones, who have passed over). When you have joined our free community, be strong. Keep your Faith by making the best of it. Respond to the first two questionnaires with recollections of your childhood, in highly polished, flat, textured, or distressed finishes. We’ve created fresh-daily ways for you to spice up your hours and be even more fantastic than you already are. Think Back, Think Forward Think back to before your birth. Think forward to after your death. Where are those moments now? Most of London burned, it happened. I told a friend the same story the other day, you know? Can someone remember going to heaven? It’s hard to keep a job. I hope I get married soon. How can I get a flyer? I’m forced to live this way. Can I have a real life? I do have a more interesting question: Are those bagels in the fridge, when no one is looking, disappearing? Or are they becoming cat yarn? I hope my bagels are there. Maybe I need to buy more. Dogmatic religious beliefs are like science. Personal beliefs are like discredited research, loosely based on allegedly objective facts. There’s an insurmountable wall of facts that are not what they seem, so medicine is really an illusion. When our bodies no longer function, ideas persist. Children remember past lives. (Take time to read the literature on this.) The scientific and the Christian inquisitions are ready to mock and pillory those who report what they witness. We are scared to think it. Many times I’ve dreamed of death, Yet I seem glad to seem alive. If it hadn’t’ve happened to me, it wouldn’t’ve been believable. I can’t expect to convert non-believers. We are not moving through time; time is moving through us, and what is everybody waiting for anyway? To be reading but not experiencing? We all know the recent studies: People in comas can have minds. It’s a complete waste of time, fatuous and stupid in the extreme -studying nerves and brains. It’s irrelevant. There must always be a caveat. Gamma waves existed all the time. Neither side can prove a thing. Moments fill up like water balloons, then crystallize, slipping silently through alternate dimensions where we can’t follow. Sketch for a Dylan Song Pitchfork woman Featherbed girl Boots and roots for two Mirror movie blues Minnesota motorcycle rain Billboard museum fire Fake beef feeding frenzy Thousands free for nothing He Opts to Stop He opts to stop at a spot near a post by the tops of some pots. Mist Emits an Item Mist emits an item, a mite: it's me! Time smites me, and I'm stymied. Part Way Through a Song It’s fairly obvious to me or oblivious to you That something between us or nothing … suddenly Like a plane of separation, a pane of glass Invisible. If only the others Hadn’t, or if only some of them Weren’t, maybe we could still Have -- not games, really, and not jokes And not spokes like in a wheel Yet seeming round in a way -In some way, cobwebs in the way Could be brushed away somehow If they rushed and stayed far away if they ever are in the way they seem To be between, unfairly why A shame because we’re plainly Partly part of something that’s the same not a game and not a joke Yet this pain of separation that is plain Plainly fairly obvious I Realized Then I realized then I was not bending it but bending to it. The bright wind was blowing blue and yellow-green. Our lemons this year were absurdly large and lumpy-yellow. Maybe my dad was right about the parade of earth. Stronger because of air, the fur from a water-rat shook loose. Humming flora spawned, blasted by the spume, yellow dots with haloes. We filled the flask with a flock of crows, silhouettes skating. Audacious squirrels, golden numbers, blatant haloes, friends held free, skating filaments, free red actions. The past on plastic, precise angles, cutting wheels, rolling houses of red, red runes, forms of blasphemy. The buildings began to change places, to jitter their gaffed heels and hairy heads. Now they breathed like towers, some like spindles. They began to brighten within. Shapes, dismayed by words, halted, looking, one clasping another. The blunt cape welcomed two rising paths, uncoiled ropes, draping over, down to the beach, strewn with rocks, shells, and wood. I realized then the glowing town was far away. The shells and stones remained. Biking My Kindle Every morning at about six-thirty, what I’ve come to like is giving my Kindle Fire a ride on my recumbent bike. I listen to four miles of music that I actually wrote, and time goes by like the Rose Parade, riding on a prize-winning float. With the Kindle Fire you can also surf the Web to find words that web rhymes with. (They seem to be at an ebb.) Sometimes I wonder, “Should I quit while I’m ahead?” But no, I’ll keep going, even after I retire, until I can’t. Then I’ll be dead. Going to Mars Just say yes, or think past it like a prostate exam. Colonies? Tourism? Sure, why not? Who the hell is going to stop us, if that’s what we decide to do? The heroes who don’t make it back, well, their sagas will be available through inter-library loan. The survivors will have a good laugh, we’ll all be old, and the kids will say, “So what?” Passionate Doors: Space Exploration, Past and Future I’ll try to explain how we did it, though I’m afraid you’re centuries, maybe millennia, behind and probably on a dead-end road with your thermonuclear romance. For us the breakthrough came when we set aside our war on the world, our wistfully hapless fascination with glossy heroism, the master plan, the maestro within and his Very Grand Flagship. To be sure, in ancient times we had no shortage of miniaturized machines, like-minded volunteers with idealistic desires to realize the forefront fantasies of our leading, pellucid writers. And, of course, it was the best books about star-catchers rocketing to distant worlds that kept alive our mosaic hopes during the centuries when we were little more than literate animals. To cut it short, the revolutionary remedy that guided us toward the dawn of true invention was just setting aside the sorrows of liberty and tuning in to The bewildering merriment of a child’s birthday party. Blocking our nostalgia for expansive forces, our manic prayers and idiosyncratic fears, our endless search for the eternal key, We finally realized that nature outshines The Eleven Legends. The marvelously ordinary can provide the uplifting current to escape our old boarding house and spend an elegant weekend Gliding silently through dust- and ice-cloud canyons, diving into sprouting, spraying astral sinkholes. Early experiments with dreamers led us to modulated frivolity, then bracing and breezy Comedy, and eventually to lucid and ludic plays with rainbows of glittering humor – a power spectrum sufficient for an orbiting turkey. (Comedy gets you only so far, but in the right direction.) We bridged to the next level by a technique we called the surprised fan-boy effect. It’s a few centuries beyond your technology, but just think how an exquisite dance sizzles. We progressed by careful experimentation from familiar, funny, exuberant carnival to the finest original aesthetic dynamism, via prize-winning artisanal pie sterling, startling fame aptly earned the fluid, still-beautiful ring of a vibrant shakuhachi reunion of old friends and comrades a first grandchild’s first season festival music celebrating blithe summer purity marveling, rarely and thankfully, at this week’s new harp sonata This is how we launched our inter-galactic space exploration program, powered by Universal Creative Energy, properly generated, gleaned, refined, and focused. Someday you may do the same. Acceptance Speech Thanks for showing up. I won’t take much of your time. This is too little too late. Did I say that out loud? Never mind. When I started here everything was great. Now we’re in the crapper. I feel as though it’s my fault. I’m glad some of you think I gave it my best shot. Now take some advice: Time don’t mean nothin’ to an old warthog, so give some kid the gold watch. Popcorn Whitehead got it right. Just read Whitehead. That’s all you need. And Borges. These are your modern-day Great Books: Whitehead, Borges, and Cantor. It’s waves or strings and time: ordinal, discrete, branching, discreet. The cardinality of real time: the infinity of chances for something, the transfinity of chances for nothing, to happen. Work Song Make something happen. Make just one damn thing happen. Then you will be happ’nin’, too. Planisphere Collage (Closing segments of poems in Ashbery’s Planisphere) But it’s not over yet. Terrible incidents happen daily. That’s how we get around obstacles. At night we crept back in, certain of acquittal if not absolution, in God’s good time, whose scalpel redeems us even as the blip in His narrative makes us whole again. And sure enough it’s better out in back, around those self-forgetting trees. A few rods away the word-bath tacitly shudders. Feelers sent out tickled the always delicate negotiations. We could see all that from a distance, as on a curving abacus, in urgency mode from day one, but by then dispatches hardly mattered. It was camaraderie, or something like it, that did, poring over us like we were papyri, hoping to find one correct attitude sketched on the gas-lit air, night’s friendly takeover. I suppose it was trying to make some point, but we never found out about that, having come to know each other years later when our interest in zoning had revived again. Your generation doesn’t have the propensity to figure out light. It needs what it has — colorful costumes, a lard sandwich. A “forgotten elegance.” It won’t get better after this. My husband’s fiancée wished it otherwise. There you go. You know something? I don’t care. We grabbed another glimpse of the books in the carrel, sweet in their stamped bindings. Seriously, it’s a definition and so much else. Or sleeping. Parents agree. You’ll love it big when you find out. They were living in America the same old same old. Living is a meatloaf sandwich. I had a good time up there. I told you so, we can handle it, hand on the stick shift headed into a billboard labeled Tomorrow, the adventures of new music, melismas shrouding the past and the passing days. He had been in touch with old buildings. We were gone for a while. But it’s not too late. Who am I kidding? The pond is a quilt, seen from far away. The buttons are extras. In the small garden a harmonica was heard braying. There are other bird sufferers amid wading stalks the tide left as though forgotten. They come back. The gentry’s not on board with this one, then let hawks lisp, poke tumescence out of clay. Ahoy. In five months my service expires. Then we shall be together always. No pants on me she confided. A suitable reliquary for clam-sized citizens. After that came a break. You are sitting on the sofa. Have a glass of something. You will hear a city. Always, someone is watching. She is quiet now, she too. I say, have we no thin power rotting in English kitchens for the duke’s children to inherit like insecure boats too distant from the onyx horizon? Make sense to you? Makes sense to me. Sitting alone in an open boat tells you a lot about discipline. Any wrongdoing will be overlooked or punished. Our home is marshland. After dinner was wraparound. You got a tender little look at it. Outside, it never did turn golden. And the people? They’ve left too, wedged in a fucking dream. It was OK to take everything, though not to want it. Wash the guest’s feet, the aviator. Jack was his name and we were like brothers, though we never knew each other. One was encouraged into intimacy. Ideas started that way, like froth at first. Then we flirted with something downhill. A pasteboard invitation (“27able27l”) would be returned or answered, the decorative border left hanging, a frame... of questionable utility. The block of flats will find then forget us. Insist we try again; there was some sense in it but only late. Later was too late. The fire is coming. It says to wait. I’ll close by saying you’ll meet me in your dreams. Be polite and not too aggressive and not a little inquisitive, boring steed. Look, there are live things for each of us. The planets promise to roll next time, and the mad fixer amends his list. Yes, easy does it, always. What you see will be used against you. Someday it will be as it is remembered. Hurry, interesting life. In the meantime living resolves itself into a dance. A cinema. More light. Work, win, suffer some more. It was too smoky in the little kitchen garden or potager to pay too much mind to the rabbits and their plankton dispensary. Something had been launched. We knew that. Oh if you’re going to then do it advised the eggbeater. Time got left out of the equation. All these people are running around. I wonder what they do in real time. The regional farm district is shut. It’s all a bit orthodox, yet one says, so long, it’s a period. Like waiting for a cold to break. Was it a dream? It was a shame the job had to get done, especially when it was so nice outside. So why give courage to the blighted, pass the additional costs of waiting around that much to the learned numskull statistician — or else why choose what others choose? Shall we gather at the river? On second thought, let’s not. “I knew you were going to say that,” somebody yelled at me. If this was what being justified was like I was ready to play or stop playing — it comes to the same thing. Better to win not playing than be cheated of pictures that were conveyable to you anyway. So it’s off to the circus for us, you and me. You’ll never be more agitated than you are now, at this insurpassable moment. I, on the other hand, am cool for the time being. Such is my creed. Did I say the stars will take care of us? I know it sounds funny, but that’s the way it is. I mean how little can you toss off and be ready for the rest of tomorrow’s dense armillary? Others will benefit from your ritual cleansing, as they have before, and can go on ahead. Wilde said that history is merely gossip. To that, add that portraiture is what a dressmaker’s dummy feels about today’s hiatus or harvest, whenever bands of light or shadow have taken over. Honestly, we’re good with that. It’s like dawn in this globular attic room, one’s inmost thoughts to be breathed upon and revived like flowers, again and again. The way it is right now. At stake is a page in some larger history, something we had once and played with. The laboratory seemed too kind, deliberate for the miles of homecoming that were ours. I think there’s a big old lake. I think the whole thing might be flooded by now for reasons not fully understood. Come on, I’ll race you to the corner. Nothing doing, he said, my calluses are in an uproar. Besides, we had an agreement. Oh really? Yes, about the triathlon. You were going to save me at the end, take me home with you, feed me tea and toasted cheese, tell me stories about a race of Titans who once lived in these parts. Oh, if that’s all ... So began a curious kind of friendship. I saw him only twice more before his untimely but merciful death. Both times he said, What about the cheese? That will have to do. Besides (did I mention it?), I’m tired. This day’s a wrap. Others will happen along, maybe fall in love with one. But that’s another story. We’ll find a new wand, horizons will be bright and anxious. A friend will give us what we’re owed and something extra, something we couldn’t have imagined, a space like a dream. Let old, new pets meet in neutral space. Reunion fun outshines cruelty. It was foolish to argue, idle to come undone. The post arrived. It all failed. All failed somewhere. When are you returning? It’s ashes and mesh. EAVESDROPPERS SELDOM HEAR GOOD OF THEMSELVES. The way some people come and go is instructive. Why brood over shadows that pile up inevitably inside the shutter? If there was one thing he had learned in his life, it was this: One discovery leads the way to another, and then all are swept out with the morning’s trash. Not surprisingly none of us was prepared for the alternate emergency. We cleaned out our lives like desks and brought new stamps to the head of the torrent. No one felt like weaving after that. They won’t believe me. They won’t forget. So they went to bed. Other days could promise this now. It was wrenched out of our hands, and felt good. They laughed to be the tide coming in. (Give in, I quite thought.) My love, how like you this? Not much actually, my gentle uninjured self replied. If that’s all there is to feeling a lot better I’d rather take my chances, you know, on the ice or on a farm. It fits together and mostly for our benefit, if you let it happen, or think it can somehow happen, in somebody’s yard. Put another way, God is singular, strong in feeling, wise in the ways of others. His flesh is singular, like water, His feeling anchored in a deep pool. Get Him back. He’s on an eagle trip. Something your night can tell you. So why did it happen with an echo? We thought we had taken it into account. Turns out we were wrong. Therefore poetry dissolves in brilliant moisture and reads us to us. A faint notion. Too many words, but precious. Sunset calms, soothes, rain is toothsome, and you get all out of debt like that. Something tells me you’ll be reading this on a train stumbling through rural Georgia, wiping sleep from your eyes as the conductor passes through carrying a bun. We’re moving today, today on the couch. If tact is a mortal sin we shall not miss. Run along, like a good thing. Powder the axles, wish the dog happy birthday. There’s no time like a fuzzy present, she shared. That’s why I was so late. It takes a long time to choose when you’re not ready. Even longer when you are. You know this better than anyone, myself included. In the end a piece of silk is our reward, wide as a mountain’s flank and caked with curious chevrons. So call it untitled, but don’t imagine you’ll be let off the hook: The title will find it as surely as a heat-seeking missile locks on an asteroid. Down below, armies and oceans of taxis will squawk unfeelingly. The title always wins. Life had been forgotten. Love me anyway, he said. Pajama Day The sun comes up early now. Early enough. Tomorrow they'll wash the tennis courts (though water's in short supply). Bird houses are for sale down the street. With no warning whatever, an overcast appears, then a misty drizzle that lasts for days. The shortest distance takes you southeast. Then what? Ask advice at the nearest kiosk? It's hard to fuel creativity. Hard at first. Proceed directly to the waterfall area. Stop for breakfast on the rocks. Continue until you reach the storm-fallen trees. There’s something fun, something nomadic, about paddling out in kayaks and snagging flatfish, crabs, edible eels and, yes, even kelp. A sofa in a too-small room, her feet on a cushion, reading a book by someone's favorite author, someone who left it behind in the cabin, a generous gesture. The room seems smaller than it is, because of a glitter of ornaments and the smell of dying flowers. There are too many pillows, suggesting too much sleep. She pictures wine-drunk artists under the trees. Her own life is not like that, more a series of relapses, of muddles through months with nothing interesting to eat. They are such Bohemians, the artists. She doesn’t have "the artistic temperament." She can't imagine living so untidily, so impractically, so "art-is-everything." She is vaguely afraid of artists, mainly foreigners. She has been living quietly, not thinking, admitting neither need for visions nor need for innovations. She hears the same waves breaking on every side. She thinks it’s so selfish (don’t you?) that art remains silent, unanswerable to anybody, literally shameless. Things want to be said, but not on Pajama Day. She fails to make a clear meaning, but does sustain, as it were, a tenderly impersonal tone. Of course, there are cases when, by no one's fault, something happens, even out here, every year or two. A momentary distraction, some sort of dreadful echo. She is observing her breakfast, the eggs, the candle, the flower-laden table, milky gulls flapping overhead. I’ll probably never see this veranda-girl again. The work's done by the women, though it's never done. Mistakes are made by men, one after another. And then it all stops, gradually or suddenly. The atmosphere, the air itself in fact, stiffens. We squint down at what we thought was fish, but no, language intrudes. It's a forkful of English after all. Just Enough Strokes Wednesday, no, Thursday is a travel day. It was good to see you all. Yes, I think the weather is getting warmer. I mean the climate. It makes travel harder. I ran across Maw’s phone number on my cell, which made me feel, you know, because it’s been two years? Or three? I haven’t put her picture up yet at our new place, because I want to get the balance just right in the computer room. Anyway, yes, travel is harder now with all the storms, lots of delays, more problems every year. Tidy Sorry to be inconvenient A cause for cursive letter-writing As few additional ones as possible This can improve system performance When it works properly With the modifications that were made regarding Someone you care about is struggling quietly And by that time it probably Appealed to him too because The large number of incongruent applicants But I’ll probably forget it by then So cluttered that no matter how good an idea Throw a growing number of threads away How old anyone is in today’s world It doesn’t matter much Dawg Phoetry If you’re going to snore.... It’s not me, it’s the dog. It’s the seething hermit, street kid from Jersey, aspiring bird, juicy, austere, Kansas-Texas bigness, fame feels good. The aura-triggered unwily spark-weapon from somewhere yellow, urgent, who defends this drifting island against the spectral virus and fights infernal flat aliens, sudden invaders, Caribbean-coast space burglars. It’s the questionably hype-worthy fan of tribal frenzy football, Connoisseur of orphans now fed on scraps, unsalted pretzels, and second-world meat, Neither analytical nor lyrical, cautious nor calm nor given to irony, dreaming dusty white rainbows, three-sided blue box in powder-light. If you’re going to snore.... It’s the sheriff’s helicopter. In the Latin palladium we read the tough-news tabloids, drinking Alexander’s coke & club, critiquing small recitals, light opera, improv, likable and diverting as Canadian karaoke. Mulling incisive curry, hustle-art and Noguchi fields, polished blossoms, stone accordions, concertina wire, dog-meat soup, troupes of temple dancers in cartoon choreography, soporific as rodeo: It’s sure to please the fans who like that sort of thing. If you’re going to snore.... It’s natural, organic, and green. Ominous poster-ad: “Wedding Solutions, Inc.” Ticket holders with green handkerchiefs showing up for consecutive waterfront lunchtimes. Merchant or knight, release the decades of prolonged sympathy for floating violins, for the silver themes of false saints, iconic environments, sand hills, mezzo-women on yellow vinyl, yellow ash on the Yellow Sea. STEPNEY SCOWIT KAX BOP XOTTt YO MaX RhiNO PEEPEe GO JAY DinK PLAY WURI HUG SLY SLOW MAS PLANK GRANDPA EU-WINKLE-PINKLE Max Goes to Kindergarten Alert Attentive Anticipatory Amiable Attuned Ahead Well, in kindergarten These A's are N's, just like in Coren's Dog-Intelligence Scale. These A's get you a Welsh terrier, Ranked #53 -- between Ridgeback and Akita, Right in the lumberyard. "Low-average working/obedience intelligence." OK, fair enough. Earthquake The earthquake stalks us everywhere, tingling in the acrid air, A slowly ripening pear (or a skulking skunk bear with erected guard hair poised to jump us unaware) About to fall to here from there onto our yawning lawn chair, where we drowse over car care or a pending love affair, not a lurking earthquake scare. What sense does it make to beware this beast in its secret lair without a method to declare the date and time of grim despair? Does it make sense to prepare for months of inspection and repair? Permanent fear seems quite unfair, if science is powerless as prayer. We could ask Meredith Allaire to check the odds and compare before we move from gay Bel Air to the urban climes of Times Square, only to be eating an éclair or fumbling with our subway fare, hardly noticing the sudden flare from a lightning bolt or a pair that leave us with a vacant stare, merciless raptors that will spare no life and will at best impair our brains and leave heads bare and charred. Temblors we may dare: Destructive earthquakes are still rare. We weigh the risks of lightning’s glare against the faults to which we’re heir. We may deny the fate we share, as though we had the wits of hare. We may feign a carefree flair, yet going up or down the stair we suffer mental wear and tear from Tremblement de Terre. Idea Man Blonde Prince Akron, playing White against Funeral Jones, came out in the Pushy Plastic King’s Gambit, birdied one and two, then transposed to the Skate-Ax Saga – a steamy meld that took the edge off an otherwise exuberant program, and introduced an extra dust of doubt. Jones tried to counter with Elgar’s Barge, gesturing briefly toward the Weighty Hiatus variation – unseen in tenement play for twenty-seven years – but after a pincer error, a putt awry, and a screened west Edinburgh castle, was forced back, piggling around in gritty latticework. Akron advanced his duke. The less intricate energies of Jones’s palette, his smooth dancers still blocked on the back rank, began to look as ethno as a crumbling Nineties union-haunt. The wary occupants of recombinant box-seats ruefully solved everything and began abandoning sour and casual luxury for bas bois soirée, Spanish djamboree, even a swift forensic sojourn to the town festival, where the barker was cavorting with endemic genre, haranguing factory assistants [Blazing fluid revived the ambitions of families on the other corner, promising a fall visit to the Tate’s verdant retrospective: “The Contrabass Decades”.] from remaindered companies to step past the twenty-seventh proto-pub, come forward, and witness limited previews of potato-juggling, the Cage-Match of the Seven Avengers, and the scheduled première of the Spiegel Spy Pageant. Imperative Mood Hubristic deployment of imperative mood ranks high on my list of the terribly rude. Subjunctive, optative, passively subdued, will seldom offend or be misconstrued. Declarative, indicative I gladly include; interrogative unquestionably, but jussive is crude. Commands and blunt orders should be screened and reviewed by interior monologue before they obtrude On polite intercourse, where they may be imbued with the power to inspire a year-long blood feud. Gratuitous employment of imperative mood: This practice, though common, would best be eschewed. It Seems As Though I’ll see you next week, but in the meantime this is the perfect casual Friday outfit, lest your colleagues think your head’s in the clouds. Though being skeptical can be taken advantage of, being surprised that skeptics work so hard at disbelief, and being busy is their only way to use free time wisely, since the universe dispenses its irony more and more haphazardly every day. (This reminds me of a quote, allegedly from Arthur Miller, to the effect that a play is made by sensing how the forces in life simulate ignorance – you set free the concealed irony, the deadly joke, and that’s as may be, but consider the notion of disexpectation as a joker’s skewed line of thought, where each new context has its own logic, and that’s what makes it funny, just like the Bible. (It has been rewritten by countless people with countless beliefs, so how does anyone know which parts are jokes, for example, “A rabbi, a priest, and an itinerant preacher walk into a bar … well, not at the same time,” and that’s kind of a non-starter or a dead end, you know?).) I know you have to hide your high-risk, high-impact job from your family, but that will only be for another five years, after which you will be receiving all the medications and therapies that have proven helpful for your condition, but for now make sure you take the time to talk to your family, even if it’s all just a pack of lies, after which you’ll just have to live with it, including the neuropathy and dementia that are partly intended and completely inevitable side-effects of your line of work, but of course you knew that going in, so for now just “fortify yourself with a flock of friends,” as they say, even though that may seem more easily said by me than done by you, that is, I’m not the one in the deception business, but in many ways that makes me more objective and more qualified to give advice; therefore, let’s just seek common ground, common values, norms for negotiation, and such-like, because I can assure you that no one loves the situation of having to provide point-blank, completely honest wisdom to someone who, since they were about eight years old, has had major problems, has been a chronic worrier, and frankly has had a bizarre and irrational fear of anyone knowing because, let’s face it, it’s embarrassing. Taking Shortcuts Too often the shortcuts people take are the wrong ones. There is no script and no idea what happens next. “Most would rather be in the casket than giving the eulogy.” That is simply untrue. It has become an urban myth, like Disney’s cryogenically frozen body. The heroes of such myths are often greedy people, trying to get rich quick, willing to take a lot of risks, craving large houses, expensive clothes, jewelry, flashy cars; evincing the urge to lead extravagant lives. Myths occur in every culture, stories older than writing, passed down through story-telling, meant to have a hidden meaning. When Quasimodo sings Out There, characters from other Disney movies can be seen in the background: Belle strolling along in her blue dress, Pumbaa from The Lion King being carried by two men, the flying carpet from Aladdin, and even a satellite dish on one of the rooftops. Among indigenous populations, traditions and taboos have been passed down through many generations. They include themes of mystical knowledge. The stories relate to creation-myths and place-naming legends, linked to ancient rituals for healing, and to complex ontologies. They say the Nine Old Men defined the 12 basic principles of animation: Squash and stretch, anticipation, staging, straight ahead action and pose to pose, follow-through and overlapping action, slow in and slow out, arcs, secondary action, timing, exaggeration, solid drawing, and appeal. Thus it was that real-world experience led them to the doorstep of myth. Literally, they had an enthusiastic ambience on the lower level. Specific questions for each person could be convincingly answered, depending on the color of the starburst bracelet they picked. As if lost at sea, they were given a list of mythical creatures and features. These were ranked in priority order – spirited, direct, systematic, or considerate. People were taught to believe that the soil and ashes of their ancestors made the Earth rich with the ancient lives of their kin, that the Earth contained their mothers and grandmothers, that the Earth did not belong to them, it belonged to mythical creatures. People were connected like the frames in a Disney cartoon. Whatever happened set up the next joke. Ordinary people did not weave this web of myth. The Nine Old Men did it. Colorblind (Brown Pink Orange Gray) Raw Sienna. Blue Gray. Forest Green. Mulberry. Raw Umber. Burnt Orange. Goldenrod or Pink Flamingo. Antique Brass. Caribbean Green. Fuzzy Wuzzy Brown. Orange and beige. Orange and blue. Orange and blue and opaque. Orange and brown. Orange and gray. Orange and green. Orange and green and pink and yellow. Whites/Pastels – Grays – Blues – Greens – Yellows – Browns – Oranges – Pinks/Violets – Rosy Brown. “Martha found the pink porcelain teacups in the South of France; some of the warm browns of the wood harmonize well with orange, animating and restraining it. The dove gray of a bookcase tames the vibrant orange shelves.” Slate Gray, Slate Gray, Light Steel Blue, Light Steel Blue, Dark Orange, Dark Orange. Sandy Brown, Sandy Brown, Hot Pink, Hot Pink. “As languages develop, they adopt a term for brown, then terms for orange, pink, purple or gray, in any order; finally, a basic term for light blue.” Next, personalities associated with pink, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue-green, turquoise, lavender, purple, brown, gray, and black, but orange, “a close relative of red, sparks more controversy than any other hue.” There is usually strong positive or negative. How a wholesome color affects us: All about the colors gray and pink. Skins for bi-evolution: Colors: Black, Blue, Brown, Gray, Green; Colors (0); Black (30); Blue (45); Brown (10); Gray (12); Green (23); Orange (13); Pink (14); Orange, brown, orange, gray, orange, green, orange, green, pink, yellow, pink, brown, pink, gray, pink, red-brown, pink, yellow, pink-orange. Texas Blind Snake: reddish-brown, pink, or silvery tan; iris of eye usually red or orange; young gray with dark spots on sides. Eastern Smooth Earth Snake: Back brown; belly black, gray, or bluish; belly red, orange or pink. Your Device Is Ready to Use Before your device can be activated and ready to use, you’ll need to register your device and complete the online… the online stuff, then it’s ready to use. If your device uses a power cord, you should connect the device to a power source and turn it on. You’ll be notified when the device is ready to use. When you are done, all your functions will be enabled. You should see a screen like this. Now we are ready to use the website to track down your device. If your device is ready for the update, “Ready to update your device” appears. Go to step 6. Your updates are installed and ready to use. If you purchased your device at a store, it’s ready to use. Skip ahead to “Do it now!” If you purchased your device online, check to see if it’s ready to use. The files have been copied to your device, and we’re ready to install the program. Your device has now been made o.k. and ready to use. Use your laptop and yes, there’s a docking. Just make sure your device isn’t showing any conflicts. (Yellow!) It may not be ready to use. After you have allowed your device to access your software library, you are ready to use your device or another device to select content. Wait, are you sure it’s ready to use? You’ll need to configure your device for access. Subject to the limitations of non-activation, the device will be ready to use. We all wanted to be hippies. We just couldn’t make the sacrifices. Oil of Turtle disguising citizens poison blackberry vines call me hippy once long ago the one to organize some kind of chaos the ultimate sacrifice of youth Earth-shattering cringe-coasting on that revelation, caving to tyranny: Can we salve our pride? Conservatives? Real conservatives! Inner happy hippy movement movers, slow shakers, wild ramblers, Lazy trenders and fellow fellow-travelers (Abba Eban, Rabbi Michael Lerner, Rachel Maddow, footnoting Yeats, have well coined) “never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity.” Not that we could do anything about it, I mean, about the Afghan lithium deposits. Tangled up in mess, we saw it coming. We just didn’t do enough anything-about-it. Note to selves, from former selves: Waste time on other things. Put break-and-kill on ice. Try fun-filled Christian acts, Jesus-Christian, not church-Christian, Book-of-James stuff, not ruling-class stuff, Seamless immersive imagery integrated with live action, humanoids with cool gadgets, significant plot-elements. Incorporate make-nice ventures, voyages to alien mind-space, resilient floating islands. We arrived at Key West. They called us “shrimp hippies.” We were isolated in the rocky embassy, confined like animals in a green tent, via bus, vessels flying flags, a fowl smell. A chance greeted us, rare as a tropical apple. Venerable parenting source Rahima hath spake: “Let’s congratulate ourselves for being so informed.” Allow us the natural freedom of our children. Against backlash slogans and labels, we try to do what’s best for our kids, despite sleep-deprivation, and don’t get me started on the books. With child, without Internet, we would just wander around Berkeley, browse the hippie stores, buy used diaper-covers and rebels’ footwear. Hippies are not tiny adults. If we trust in them, our major mistakes will be emotion-based. If we trust our gut, science will become our weapon. We will choose our vaccinations, and we will walk the tightrope, the duty of proper infant nutrition, to its rightful place. Rudolf Steiner said, “That which is asleep will awaken.” Shotgun Shack You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack You may find yourself in a different part of the world You may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile You may find yourself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife You may ask yourself, well, how did I get here? Talking Heads, Once in a Lifetime The most important aspect of life is submission to the will of God. As soon as you understand this lesson, everything will be all right. Make the Lord your guide, and it’s guaranteed to work that way. The meaning of life is found in the true insight of Enlightenment. Modernity is a meaningless concept; truth is timeless and goes in circles. Loneliness is now in epidemic proportions, characteristic of modernity, Not merely due to the lack of contraceptive knowledge or techniques. Cynicism and alienation, the first flowers of literature, cannot endure. Consumers, analysts, curious girls and boys, need a familiar friend. A black bag of hostility may, over time, turn into lifelong friendship. What is at the core of our being, hunkering deep inside all people? What is this “worldview” or “philosophy of life” that is so important? If he were alive today, Mark Twain could make some remarks here. He was a master of language and a philosopher of few wasted words. Anyway, young people should not seek pleasure in radio, TV, or movies, or jewelry, motorcycles, drinking, dancing, tobacco, drugs, or gun-play, or explosives. Guardians often overhear kids using cryptic slang, and they wonder whether words like dope could be referring to drugs. Street language, or slang, changes rapidly and may sometimes relate To aspects of life other than drugs, for example, sex, money, and music. In any case, follow-up investigation is needed. It’s all part of the “drug scene.” It was Bodhidharma who came from India to China, with herbs and tea. Consistently avoid meat products, and revere the vegetarian tradition. Hang bells inside the prayer hall to mark time and support chanting. The young ones may have drawn that suspicionable picture on the wall: An English sailor, covered in concubines, in the role of a French ambassador. This image has renewed the burnt-out inner pressure on our audible impulses to do something ridiculous, over-sensitivity being endemic among our households. Things befall us and confirm the witness. David Livingstone felt he had to go to China, but, due to the opium wars, he went to Africa. It’s invaluable to look at the decision to join the Japanese Beetle Scouts by constantly dropping into deeper faith, seeking happy experiences, inspiring icons, edifying advice, and grateful, wonderful words of truth. “Don’t want to hear from cheerful Pollyannas who tell me love will find a way: It’s all bananas!” Stories of magic, superstition, and black arts must be banned, lest whirlwinds of accusations, trials, and executions ensue: When you understand this lesson, everything will be all right. Wrong Side of the Rent-A-Fence The date has been announced for visions from the dark side. Once again the categories and criteria are wide open. Entry forms are available — just phone Jennie O. Only one entry per person, with entry-fee enclosed. The total prize, the top prize offered, is specifically for any medium. Fat works will need to be discussed beforehand. Bit of a hassle. Further constraints are available on the website. A strong argument as to how hard it is to define art! Usually it has to have been produced for the first time. Let me know if you think so. You can view a revitalized website at the new commercial Thai restaurant featuring flowers and food, with classic green chicken: Train-station stimulation, tempting every week, awning propped up with fixed steel numbers. Very good! The wrong side of the tracks can be a barrier to progress. Right here in town the wrong-side debate rages divisively. Anything new is better, space-race beats icy peak, and yet, as Yeti populations decreased, they saw precursors to the next Ice Age: hippies, penguins, iron spoons, thug-weapons, coconut cocktail accessories, falling ice cubes. “Ah,” said a daughter, “This is no ski resort, yet there are falling ice cubes! What a tip-off!” And, indeed, Stone cider remains unavailable to this day. Lemon adventures come with a taco, a casino, and fair dice for more details. Asparagus-markets are for zombies: Take it from the hobo clowns. Each week, hundreds of hobo clowns enter Vegas illegally. Their goals are danger, open air, evasion of deep-rooted folk-beliefs. Experts suggest the number could be a lot higher. “It’s impossible to measure it, so it’s probably a lot higher.” Agriculturalists participate at various points. Sometimes they choose areas where the border is marked only by icy peaks, a fence, or a tunnel underneath. Smuggling is an industry. They have vans. The border-police are corrupt, irreligious, ethnically mixed, inclined to racism. The failing economy drives the dynamic on both sides. Legally unemployed workers face permit-closures and tight investigation. Besides which, it’s unstable, moribund, and bankrupt. Documentation is almost impossible. Many sleep with flickering flashlights, on the wrong side of town, mending fences with old friends in order to share fast-fading folk-beliefs. The nightclub owners are corrupt, well on their way to an early grave. They’re going to pay the price. Now, it won’t be easy, but then again it won’t be any fun. You need a plausible license to drive there. Foreign residents get licenses with an additional test. You can get one directly without any tests, details varying from place to place and over time. A small gift to the local officials helps greatly, though such a move would be foolish and dangerous. Commonsense traffic moves on the right-hand side, but not in Hong Kong, Macau, India, Nepal, and Pakistan, except military vehicles. Unpleasant and dangerous, avoid if possible: People sleep on the road. Circumstances vary from deplorable to shocking. Registered bureaucracy gives restrictions, forbidden within the metropolitan area. Look on the outskirts for antique bike fanatics with road-movie itineraries. Thieves allow for immediate bulk storage batteries, direct from selected websites. On-the-spot law enforcement is sufficiently skilled and experienced, but be careful if you’re unofficially driving without a license. In case of an accident on that side of the tracks, just drive on. Imported luxury cars usually belong to gangsters or corrupt officials, acting above the law. According to statistics, their traffic has no rules. Insane, suicidal, or angry behavior is common — wrong side of the road, oblivious or negligent, raging through confusing signals. The Contented Nest (Kindly Winely) The extended knot, dedicated to life, nationwide, picks leaves off a home. Modern circulation to newly demanding decisions, with approximately easy, fresh, smart, and direct young tricks, shopping, dinner, getting along, was available via young, modern ideas. We offer a new, fresh outlet; we are proud of modern style, a strong approach to broader audiences. Please direct them to members of the press, or speak with real life and more. Navigating new lives as they go through a contented source for fresh ideas and advice. Because trust and bonding with others offer to build them a lifetime. He turned his back on his beloved chalk (or so he might imagine). He finessed, so that chalk-dust swirled dramatically, and (he might have imagined) thickly enough to conceal and dazzle. Write 100 times “You won’t read these lines” before I sit within the clouds, kindly winely explaining geography, stopping and looking at the board, almost back to the last day. We looked over the desk, faced like a prisoner about to disappoint, and firmly grounded, waiting for the magical sight of again everything else, of the wretched sight of nothing. Today is as useless as school. They should see lush, perfect fields. Food is not what you find here. The neighbors show quite astonishing aloofness. For a long thought he could wish for some freedom from you. Silly business of edges, so he thought. Scarecrow, globe, corner, chalk, heading, nothing. Ashes of a notebook remained briefly -codes, boundaries, longing breaths, waving windows. No one was calling out for wide, cavernous hearts stirred by ideas. As if a bomb had gone off, a large voice from a throat somewhere pulled us back to awareness. We were rooted to the spot. Imperceptible, reassuring, flinging, partly sticking, choking. It’s time to commute the sentence. He was simply fooled about sunlight. He could see through it clearly. Too little space, too many people. Mainly again there was nothing, awkwardly. Events fell, without realization, without darkness. Kale, roses, spring grass, broad leaves. These sketches of evil, it was a good likeness, a long walk. Jars, inkwells, pockets, liquids, envelopes, curvings -there were seven quickly scribbled addresses. In the courtyard, the sun shone. It was a strong sun, and the sketches were crawling along formally. Certain afternoons were celebrated that summer, and he thought through his mouth of the hard pages, like screams and faint echoes from inside boxes -the sunlight, the books, some friends. The sponge must change or die, just like every element of faith. Superstitious leaders of the faulty premise, the last several decades of change, pillar the established culture of progress. Yet changes, abandoning sacred rites, circulate and show decline toward a collapse. This is the latest chapter in a story unleashed in the era of materialism, relativism, crisis, and disintegration. Traditions have proved, in this environment, successful only if conservative and shallow. Intelligent beliefs are often compromised, adapted. We have all been reluctant to recognize the crisis, a weird, looming future without reckoning. Outraged investigation of fewer still noted the dire results: Hospitals are passing into inevitable consequences of how the poor are being served. But if liberal failures should not be smugly defined as personal conversion, immensely positive forces still reach extinction, as religion becomes the property of the extremists on the political right. Family devotions, personal prayer, and worship, personal redemption and important Christian missions today, in purely secular renovations, change, and uncompromisingly offer to the world a fate most certain, eternal death. You do something in real life, or, if not, you fake it. This doesn’t impress anyone, despite its high degree of improbability. Fakery is so commonplace today, outflanking real events, it’s a bit of a trend. It looks great -- the closest we’re going to get to floating free. Suspended in a vacuum, she achieved weightlessness. She was like the Icelandic princess who appears (her parentage is disputed) in sagas, though her existence is debatable. Some of the episodes reported are suspect, amid change and upheaval. Recently they were challenged and overthrown. She spent her many children on attempts to seize control of Scotland; however, they were killed in battle. Betrayal occurred secretly in the forest, because women were not allowed aboard those ships, or because she wanted their sacrosanctity. Raids, near and far, once gave these men their freedom. She also gave them the land. They were among the first settlers. They claimed most of the land. She took control of her circumstances. She was a baptized, devout Christian. She put up crosses and prayed. Conflicts raged between the two clans. Later, the two realms were united. The marriage produced three more children. She became beautiful, gentle, and sensible. She was highly qualified to rule. They have brightly colored, curved bills. Some Are Chewier Than Others Oops! Foul! But don’t panic. Just a misstep with that title. I’ve done something, or started to, I always swore I never would. Must have been some delicate seasonal fare preoccupied my antennae, made me fuzzy and experimental for just a second. Was it a book about writing a book? A play within a play? A pantomime? A painting of the artist’s studio? A song about the good old songs? There was something planless, mercurial, seductive. Now I’m jolted awake. A chance occasion erased a moment. Now I’m dealt an antic fracas of grumpy voices grumbling parables of malfeasance. Raised by old-school journalists, often whacked with Strunk & White, just imagine how those epic scribes would bristle, issuing testy cautions to the feckless mascot for any ‘I’ or ‘we’ or ‘you’. Now imagine the clouts incurred from those wielders of solid trade-secrets, those ever-calibrated guardians of village and farm, to tame the plague-vector who hinted at rowdy, chummy, or popular tropes. “Self-reference, Mr. Allnut, is what we are put here to rise above.” So get me out of it! Just shoot me! One unguarded moment has unleashed accursed recursion, a plunge just short of nice lawns and routine schedules. Could it be umbrellas all the way up? A slick, anechoic maelstrom spiraling down? Flocks of birds receding over arid dunes? Someone end this endless chiming! Help the helpless outcast astonished by Tornadoes of tinsel and hay! Shadowed textures reveal crustaceans receding with ever-diminished attraction. The vessel floats and plunges through timeless stars, russet to blue to black, purified in ocean caves. Deep stone drums rattle of sand on foil luminous echoes of Troy fading Athenian chorus Fado Tonight The smell of peppercorns. Staring at a jade clock and writing sharp threats in her journal, Hearing a distant alarm like a metal-fringed rattlesnake, She seems to recall an August fantasy, menacing as a machete. She senses an empty interior, a rumor of miners, survivors, a web of high stakes and grief. The smell of lemon, eggs, paprika. The market opens every week, offering noisy toys, vials of gold, A fashion, a whim. The cool 50s bride takes a genial meander on the beach. A summer parrot flies across the orange sun. After a glass of early wine, she seems to see snow braiding pink blossoms on the south mountain near a bridge where twin girls move at a choral pace. To five or six deer, with piano, viola, and flute, the ensemble sings its tale. Rain on salt chills their visit. The smell of fennel seed. From Cupcake Lane to Mercury Cinema Square, a haunting motion. From a carved diagram of a woman’s house to the mission of archived rites, a seeming movement. In the wordless night, to museum music, a memory of guitar and violin, a blue well of melody, The daughter and her young sister dance with fox footsteps. Hart the Roadrunner So different, it would seem, From his lifelong companion, Gordo the Hawk, The hawk being self-described as “An enormous fan of Stan Getz.” Widely traveled from Indiana to Ireland, G would break brown over his years In the swampy parkways of Alabama, The cornstalks, spring brooks running to reservoirs. He could pine as wistfully as a widow For the black poodle he never owned Or go all poisson rouge with college regrets. In truth, G was a pure summer catalog And a marvel of mirage. Perched on a pylon As he hefted his pipe and tamped the ash, Blinking his ink-black vantage eyes, he Tried to joke about what money meant: Trips to the land of the Onoc people, A cabin with cabinets, tabla for two, Mementos, fair fragments, silver prints, Keen Heimat nestled among heated bamboo. The melodiphile would lapse Into his native Hawken, choked with emotion: “The shock-hewn tree of rumors, Ciné santé, légendâmes wrent shurry ballaps, Ma-söng cўcle ” His serrated song Would fade to rueful grit. Hart, though, was less given to the screed Of Parson Parsnip, not likely to walk The calico evening gardens and sigh In witless wonder over city lanes, Antiques. No, He would take a pump-handle for a knee, A sheep for a wolf, the reflected moon For a grape or cherry. Should he glimpse a bat, he might well Cover half a mile of tunnel rail. A bee or even a rough blip On the edge of the forest floor, and Zowie! He could shred like havoc! Fast? Hell, his own shadow couldn’t catch him. And then at other times he could stand Like a barrel, a rock doll Staring at a pebble, a painted pearl Inside a beach-shack. He would wait On one foot like he was getting a shoe-shine. Could be a pan of bird seed Or a piece of string on a mat, Hart would be stuck in that place Like a lady in an airplane lav, Stranded on the creek bank Till some thrombotic bellow Or a branch cracking in the wind Got him off the gold square And back in the race to the sweets table. Ninety-nine times the start was a hoax, But in this skit you never know. What a pair, old Gordo and Hart! G would be sucking his pipe, Chuntering and ruminating, And Zowie! Here’s Hart! A strobe-frame Of feathers and beak. And it was always a matter of chance Just how long he could stay, But on a good day, Hart Would listen to Gordo for hours. Not many birds could, you know. Another Autumn Begins To say we differ substantially from one another, from north to south, no, in a blaze of birches we’re another quarter of the way around. Pounding heat persists Tuesday and Wednesday nights. We hear midland signals from the sun’s equator. The washout we can’t interpret, though there is a gateway presence. Whose comments convince the book-guides those forty years’ seasons of change, with all their summaries and analyses, are nationally and globally…? Well, we try skillfully to forecast. In Maine, Colorado, and Alaska, the valley-dwellers receive free fare to Alexandria. Lidcombe pursues the usual routine. Outside the window where crisping stems mark the hot weekend, with one touch the Martian autumn begins: We can’t be sure the visitors are safe. In Farmington the full moon shares fall colors. A season of change touches Wichita. The anxiety of Athens, its dun lyric, opens toward faith in metric health. In Toronto, tender Chinese clip-art senses hiking groups with favorite books in a blue pattern on the first day that summer ends. The Irish calendar answers with white and gold illuminations. There ventures a quantity, a frequency, of Mexican anomalies without markings or cloudiness on the skin. The crest can cause blindness, but not a progressive disease. A monochromatic palette, a meadow invasion, maps problems of the hottest December. The dangers after summer solstice cover the Australian ocean. Spain shows an official trend, a progressive disease, dystrophy. A magazine says many hearthstones are smoky. Garage Saling Flocking to sell trash and treasures, Tools of choice, wasting time discovering The bargain-hunter’s sweatshirt, Peering, poring, keeping busy, Returning carts to the corral. Weekend neighborhood fun-fund, A crazy idea that gives time for Sharing options and not a lot of Ding-dong kids headed out to Connect dots, direct ideas, Own, invest, and succeed. Recent cuts include their favorite food, Because for the kids, This is where their families are. How can they get out of their problems? They have to play catch-up. For some it may be too late. They fell below 56 percent in food-finds: Cities can’t retain the small donors. Celebrate the next 40 years: Yes we can Talk about solutions, work in underground markets, Food inspection offices, major disaster relief centers, All that “outdoorsy stuff” like butchering game. Hopeful reports were received from September 19 to 26, Before the latest debates and low-key rush to judgment. Rain Delay Half an hour, and then we had clear sailing. Tires cool down too much after five minutes. Checkered flag up in Kent, Our car on pole, but too bad The set-up was slightly different there. OK, so what else do we need? Pretty much using time-lapse apertures. The sizes might be a tad top-heavy, shaky. What else do we need? Time-lapse apertures with their own sub-categories, Letters, benefits, the family thing, Motors, worm-gears. We’ve tried using time-lapse. It’s not either/or: Empirical data are in. Everyone who benefits can share it. Not speaking in my own defense, I raise the point simply because Objective evidence is required To verify gods’ existence, or persons’, or things’. You’re not sure if you’re reading this right? You ask, am I agnostic about everything? It’s clear I hold a stronger view: I’m atheistic about everyone, Whether real or imagined. Agnostics are wimps. They might be working on an update right now, or Maybe they’ve released it without telling me, But I’ve always said, “Nuts to agnostics.” Is that clear? Feigning certain attitudes, I say, Like a strong love of nature And all things that come from the Earth, The tribes of Israel are sleeping. They know themselves too well. They feel like know-one. Aside from the show later this evening, You might not see me for a while. I’m based in the Punic area now. “We have produced a set of recommendations That will heal much of what ails our country.” No pressure, thanks. “We’d like this last event To be one for the history books.” If you have a strong stomach For intricate, brittle, difficult policies that Will only make work for bureaucrats, Try to convince the lower half of the distribution that “Our state is way under-taxed. We have too many unmet needs.” Try to prepare the numbed-down smart-phone set To wake up just before the cataclysm So they can fully enjoy it. What is the opposite of welfare? If you don’t know, try walking to an art gallery. Either way, trade is for traders — A trite claim that amuses the arrogant, then someone Gets angry that someone compared him to that bastard. “These are wines that will unfurl, with time, in the cellar.” Obviously, these folks dislike other folks. They aren’t the only ones who feel that way! In the story, there are only two people God won’t kill. They hate each other, and they hate God. The story is about avoiding God’s attacks While sleeping just one singular time. When anything is called sacred or holy, Get ready for hand-to-hand combat. Does Temptation Imply? Does temptation imply an evil agent? God cannot be tempted with evil. Sin always originates within human nature. There are God-given needs and desires. “Lead us not into temptation,” but this never amounted to outright self-contradiction. Pater noster, qui es in caelis .... The “Problem of Evil” does threaten that the cosmos and its designer (meaning God) could possibly be flawed. Believers are surrounded by a cosmopolitan, liberal, self-centered, self-seeking, morally degenerate culture, that is, a community of faith. Don’t be like that other guy. I can understand, with an elephant, why you have a chance of being crushed. By the same token, if I were one of them, I’d probably be doing the same. We must not be too concerned; we should always have our wine; you receive my ability to take. Pater noster tries his best to instill respect for that old, worn-out tarot deck that belonged to someone who was killed in an accident. Things have been peaceful at night. Because I said so, that’s why. There’s a fascinating old tale about a magnificent memorial to grief, lost to aggressive neighbors who resented it. Envy is against all virtue, bringing misery and destruction in its wake. That’s about the size of it. Painting pictures on space and silence, Mahler could not be happy; it’s like he was happiest being sad. (Wait! This just occurred to me: Maybe he was saddest when happy!) If he was ever happy, it was taken away. Why couldn’t he just let himself live freely, joyously, being himself? Wasn’t he good enough? No way had he deserved such suffering. It’s all hurt, a never-ending pain, a favorite toy that’s thrown away. After all those symphonies, just dying! With music, there are no questions, and so, no need for answers. One Name Christian stiletto, silver-black, sharp holiday boutique boosts charm. Or try Christian sandals. In midst of prettier, please get best quality. Satin heel, pointed sole glow slowly during brain-scan. Brain activity of girls with amazing black cocktail pumps, versatile, pleasant outfits. Luxury adds total sexiness. Lure prey with pose. Ruled paper, nice handwriting is your grandchildren’s future. You value neat calligraphy, but social approval closes. Predatory jewel, open fabric, sexy measurements, flowerlike, flexible tentacles surrounding central mouth white, brown, orange, plumed. Living for decades, doors to sex, comfort, shelter, can slam shut suddenly. Conversation is rapidly ascending as text messaging spreads. Shankha shell, fleshy tentacles, flowers resembling Tiffany discs, yet related to mollusks. Plumes of cold water, cells with toxic harpoon darts, predatory in nature. Animated robots immersed in your tank, specific rogues aggress towards tank-mates and may sting: Keep the others away from them. Attached to coral rubble, slow changes, considerably less than faced by rats, social graces being low on their priority list. Some with neural networks? Distributed in habitat morphology, cavity sac for assimilation, unique opening for mouth also serves as anus. For those with innervations, environment provides the answers for species and individuals. Rats in stimulating environments have shown intellectual superiority. Laced stinging cells encircle anal-oral opening, organs of food and defense. Hardy creatures want moving water, live coral, rocks, sand. Nutrition through photosynthesis by, in its generalized name, the object’s nervous “system” to respond to change, better equipped to sting. Need attentive care by one aquarist, acellular algae, symbiotic hosted clownfish, or meaty squid, shrimp, worms, iodine and trace elements. “Too much change,” your cousin said. You agreed. Cliché to fear change, but it’s the same for every nervous system. For now, your cousin has become too high-maintenance. One anchored name — death — makes your fingerprints numb. Plastic gloves, best available. One four-colored name — quadricolor — short, bulbous when relaxing elongated as sweeper tentacles at killing time. Green gourd, large single polyp resembling a carpet. One Haitian name, Polytip Fabrique, slit central pink stripe, good variation in range. Corkscrew for pointed, spaced testicles, red or orange. Magnificent apart from clowns, hardiest of the community, four inches, finger-shaped, closed assuming a ball shape. No symbolic relation. In the Appalachian mountains, your cousin has a well-earned career: English teacher, longing for the Sea Islands. Andromeda of globular slate, their tube permanently buried in sand or mud with dark brown stripes. Inner smaller than outer. Siblings know each other. They hate (eat) outsiders. Like dark brown magma with a middle hole, one is drying out, but something breeds between sepal wall partitions. Grown tads are ejected from the cave by column-contraction. Needless young settle close, exceptional in nameless landscape, readily track and devour, sliding over rocky surfaces to attack a snack. Trying to capture rapture in natural home fissures merely fascinating sandy flow-ers. The nameless special place, ancient oceans and seas over millions of eons. Stony corals, polyp colonies, sold as consumer products — no need for prescriptions. Entering this market independently would require enormous resources. Hollow, barbed venom threads, sea-gnomes, one large polyp, changeless as the sea, rift of water-flashed sand distracts predators and prey, reduces or prevents contention. Triggered by edible structure, protein-lack fails to trigger. Barbed hooks sting prey, central mouth engulfs them. One hundred million dollars for making disposable devices in the hues of green, yellow, red, purple, with oxygenated waste products. Herbs of buttercup family, distributed in subarctic regions, with lobed leaves having medicinal uses. Plants or flowers of nameless species. Penultimate kraals descry a few fresh absorbing bulbs, brilliant hues and fluttery blooms, easy-care perennials. Note: These are shipping now. Restlessly inclined to move, settling in questionable places, poor water conditions, weak lighting. The wandering pulse is searching for where all needs are met. Better Than the Best Text of Your Life Silence is golden, goldish at least, yet so full of timeless quietude that it's almost impossible to resist the temptation to keep it to yourself. It's easy for us to apportion sizzles, because we think, “I’ll burn off this helplessness later,” in other words, get the benefits of eating, sleeping, and especially mindless reading. Hell, it’s all right if you trust a shark, assuming it’s not a killer. Our friends are fish, not food. Maybe it’s a lion instead, or a lionfish. Maybe it’s talking to us somehow. (In ever-increasing numbers, around Jamaica, lionfish have migrated southward throughout the reefs, flourishing at the expense of shrimp, crabs, and crusty critters. Waving its feathery fins, it lures smaller reef-fish into a waiting mouth. Fragile and vulnerable, corals have no easy solution to this menace. Connect global climate change with food availability, explain population growth and carbon emissions, understand education, especially for women and girls, act swiftly and decisively to contribute to the problem.) Ponder whether to tackle challenges, also liking the idea of learning more, starting with small ones to see how it goes -certainly a growing list of captive thoughts. Such feats tend toward biblical veracity, but the two greatest primers on skepticism are the Book of Numbers and the movie Shrek. Just about everyone is a skeptic, right? Angels, and half of all religious people, allude to the gospels for credulity re: skepticism. Thus, the retention rate is high for pseudoscience, and threats of eternal agony should convince any non-believers. The influence of religion reminds me of a joke about an Eskimo and a missionary. Yes, the one that's in the Bible. But I never did really get it. I'm still trying to figure that one out. Did you ever have a disquieting feeling that some strong opinion that you have long held is just not salutary? That it does not always eventuate definitely? You cannot do penance for your past dogmatism, nor can you rely upon retaining your pending convictions. It doesn't matter that much. The important thing is to know how much may be based on what might have been meant. Halloween 2010 Inland from the rocky shore the storm blows gulls to mix with bachelor crows, polished white and scruffy black. A wind is moving in the day, warm and gray. Gulls would speak with crows, but haven’t much to say. They share the playing fields, these late October hours. Soon children will be coming to strange homes, in costumes, brave smiles. Trick, treat, they are slightly wise and friendly to the night. The children open every day, a wave, forcing the stronghold open against a gray light, against ghosts in singed ribbons, who think that games are over now, dispersed and darkened. Children, coming toward the door, seeking rituals in their night. Gulls, crows circling, softening wind. Stars have always been blue-red. Blackness rushes in, doors close, words fade. Some pretended icon sustains this lunar talent for tomorrow, the cast of pale villas: They do seem to weave the one endless flight which is true or possible today. The green of the hedge, the deep red and yellow, clear, dazzling in the moonlight. Searching our fields and gardens, they feel no need for symbols of the vast exceptions, the imperative, unfinished tasks, unenviable ones at that. The palace knows the patrón, the one who helps redeem a few decaying flowers. They do not pause to fear pain, not for the purpose of humiliation, not for health. They do not credit that the man walking next to them works and watches, obsessed with, always trying to find the key to, one stubborn dilemma. Ice Cream Shoppe Her rainy autograph is legible (just barely) in this regime of ink-chalk, this celebrated empire, this intergalactic homeland. She reaches an iconic anniversary: The silent-life milestone, the hymn-river crossing, now an elder justly claiming refuge among withdrawn fragments, behind ragged, dawn-splashed curtains. Smoky ravens, lamenting, usher in the festival end-dance. A tricycle dandy, injecting a defective falsetto and sparse, petallic gestures, “befriends” a sweltering warrior. No use, she needs a dependable champion to helm and mastermind the familiar holiday, to install hot cocoa and enable her to reminisce with the current Minister of (constantly changing) Recollections. He offers her a lulling harmony, a filmy veneer, through which a series of syncopated puppets caper. With painful alertness, they threaten to crush the impeccable, sybaritic exhibit and shatter her citrines, as placid spindles sway and epic themes are seventh-sealed. The Minister reads entrenched digital notations of his dire visit, more direct than adventurous, as the channeled ensemble propels its pairing skulls intent to capture chocolate or at least pull off a Missouri roundup of squirrels and grasshoppers. She turns to moonwort, donated by a fellow photographer. It nullifies awakening to alluvial mosh, Capricorn rising over cracked clay through yeasty strains of Strauss. From jalapeños and tomatoes she turns inward. Twigs conjure boughs. The meadow is aglow in rosewood tint. Promissory What’s that you’re frying? And for what Earthly reason? What are you looking at? You’re staring Into space at what? Transmission trouble? Some computer game? Anyway, you left the Milk out again. And what about the Pound of butter you’ve gone through In one week? It doesn’t grow on trees. Were you out with what’s-her-name? No wonder you slept through the alarm. Did you remember to put gas in the car? What time did you get home last night? Because the dog was jumping up and down And barking. We saw your naked butt go Past the door, and this morning there was Sand on the floor. Don’t tell me you’re Busy making a new playlist, because That’s no reason to miss school. Some Early morning you’ll come home and Find there’s no room at the inn. No, We’re not making a big deal out of it. And by the way, it wouldn’t kill you to Study once in a while. When was the Last time you cut the grass? Is that A dress shirt? What are you wearing That for? Two whole months of eating And sleeping and not much else, just Hanging out with your friends. Did you Clean your room yet? It smells like the Monkey-house in there. If you don’t do Something, we’re sending in a swat team. It’s a fire hazard. You could take up Farming or something. What’s that noise? Turn that down. Hey, are you awake? After Life They say it has no memory, The hotel, the casino, The city we invented. We could have avoided this altogether, It’s the same ballpark. But what do you believe? There are no set rules you can live by, Though we have a reasonable doubt that We’re just having a little party. What do you believe? It is the future you see. It is dead. The city is burning. We’ll take this place next, Though I find your lack of faith disturbing. Tomorrow will be a beautiful day For the kinds of guys who can’t Understand how we feel. How long was it We couldn’t go from one section to the other, Or decide how to end it? We loved every minute of it. There are many kinds of weapons, but Don’t believe in magic, a lot of superstitious Stuffed birds, so stupid that they haven’t Even heard of the very kinds of People we’re trying to save. Look, I just need to get out of here. I do wish we could chat longer, but Do you know that you’re insane? I’m talking too much. Do I believe the world’s still there? It can leave now and never come back, In a kind of creeping paralysis, And every night we’ll read a book. The automated and irrevocable Decision-making process reminds me of Beethoven. People will think, “The genius of that! The genius!” You think you have to conceal it? What a sad old man you are. Come back when you’re ready to talk. Do you know who lives there? There’s nothing wrong with you If God’s on our side. Kind of a hobby, A do-it-yourself kind of thing! You don’t have bones of glass. What are you, some kind of parrot? Oh, it’s good to be home! There was something about it that I didn’t like. You didn’t let me Finish my sentences. I just wanted to be Perfect. I don’t remember your name, But we’ll be dead and it’ll be alive. You never fooled me with your song and dance And “Who’s your favorite composer?” Now it’s lovely music that comes into An agreement reached by mutual consent. No human contact the whole time, When we were looking for it in that damned building, Impervious to psychoanalysis. Tomorrow the birds will sing, Now all we need is a deck of cards. I’ll get bored with you and feel trapped. You make me feel like a person, and Things could still get pretty rough. This isn’t Santa Fe, nobody set anybody up, You haven’t even asked me what this is about. You must have heard the expression “Let sleeping dogs lie”. If actions speak louder than words, It’s our duty to close her wounds. You have to score one thousand points, and Then you can accomplish anything. What are you doing now? What you want is simply expensive. There, with justice and a kind heart, They sit around and talk deals. Big deals. You believe nothing will ever change, Movies are entertaining enough for the masses. This may turn out to be a surprise party, But there are times when suddenly No one will hear you, however loud you shout. Who tries to teach me how to act? It is perhaps necessary to introduce myself. My plan was so simple it terrified me: I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people. What did you just do to me? I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, I mind my own business, I bother nobody. Now, about this pickle we find ourselves in: You will embrace this rebellion. Terrible, it kept me awake all night, But I knew it was hopeless. Compassion is an eternal sin. Now you must walk the street of shame. What the hell does everybody want? I don’t pretend to be a man of the people. Those who toiled knew nothing of the dreams of Those who planned a new game, you follow? You could make an excellent guess. Well, I thought you were dead, And I’m not ashamed to admit it. Just get up off the ground, that’s all I ask. The pure, bloodthirsty joy of the slaughter. I’m a sort of scholar, and my major is you. You’d better get rid of that gun, it’s a race Against evil. You look tired. Why don’t you Stay here a while and rest, and listen to the sea? Your feelings have now betrayed her, too. Please remember, we have left nothing to chance, and While you are with us you will have to learn Our weapons have grown more sophisticated. These days, there are angry ghosts all around us. I live now in a world of ghosts, a prisoner in my dreams. It’s only an island if you look at it from the water. There will be no rescue, no intervention. There was no message! THERE WAS NO MESSAGE! It’s a game, designed to test for emotions. Shall we continue? Things have changed, circumstances. We’ve been traveling twenty-two years to get here. After a nice, quiet, refreshing night’s rest, heroes of the day. I know life is short; whatever time you get is luck. Are you saying my playmates aren’t who they used to be? There seems to be a family resemblance. What else is there to think about except them? My job? When the battle gets too one-sided, they don’t send reinforcements. If the rock starts to roll, jump clear. Jump back and dance like a damn fireman! When you were little you believed in Santa Claus, Now you believe in God. It’s a tin of baked beans! You’ve never been in any serious trouble, Full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness. Why do fireflies die so young? I can’t wait to see our planet again, To leave for Los Angeles in the morning, Sent by the Great Wolf to his children With rules and regulations and bosses. Even the most untrustworthy of us Will be on that train when it leaves here. Three thousand years of beautiful tradition And the whippoorwill that cries in the night Suppress all human emotion and compassion. You still remember what team you’re playing for? Forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me? When the machine breaks down, we all break down. The joy of life comes principally from Trying to rush the job through, So what’s the difference? If you hadn’t Pushed me out the window in the first place, Why would I be living out here in the desert? Nobody is going to rob us going up the mountain. Under the open sky on the farm, life is much the same, Able to look things in the eyes. But why would I want to do a thing like that? Interpreting three steel balls, patting pans, Jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge? The only one that’s going to tell me when I’m through Is a rest home full of wealthy alcoholics. What makes you so much better than …? All right then, let’s go to California. Condemning without hesitation an old friend, Don’t waste your time trying to cross-examine me, People just don’t understand what’s involved in this. These are all our good old friends, Creeping around a cow shed at two o’clock in the morning. You know what my grandmother used to say? “By the look of these X-rays, it’s not going to be pretty.” My source told me it all started with you, though I didn’t know why at the time. Why can’t you ever understand the Way things are now? We should have been Rocket scientists. Superman’s a real guy. No way could a cartoon beat up a real guy. Poison for the way I lived all these years, A tough thing to come by these days, The only upside is the pets. Everybody out here in cowboy boots Used to see men go off on this kind of job. A totally convincing reality Taught them how to eat, how to drink, Blending in with the sunlight To inflict a lesson that could have had an impact, A trick I learned from an old friend. We’re smothered by images, words and sounds. Because you’ve always been so kind to me, As stubborn and mulish as a sheep, I’m coming to find you now, To raise the specter again, and To help. But there’s nothing I can do. You have the best excuse in the world For failure: Once you close your eyes, You’re finished. You have my sympathies, You know, that condescending, embarrassed look. Final simple question: Where is the Last faint contact with human feeling? I’d go to that house, apologize for the Conspiracy of laws and regulations, And dream of being a child again, And tell what ought to be the truth, And drag them all down with me To the bottom of the sea. This may be my last hot breakfast, But the suffering isn’t over yet. Why not make the straps disappear? You can’t afford to waste good liquor. A million protestors in a rally by chance Forget detection and concentrate on crime Inside the thick walls of this playhouse. Some of them tend to be very hysterical. Today it’s all giant bugs. Twelve years, eight months, and nine days, And on the big day, you should Have the privilege of witnessing the greatest Nonsense and still it turns out perfectly fine, And is, in the humble opinion of this narrator, Pithy yet degenerate Like licorice and old books. A king knows what to do and does it. He wants to step into my shoes, But I think he’ll have to go now So we can walk by the river and fall in. You’re my favorite person, but That’s where the money is, right? The very thought of losing is hateful, and His Highness’s faith may be unjustified. If I ever lay my eyes on you again, Let me give you back your identity. You can’t get any further away before you Lose your chance to lead a normal life. If our children can live safely for one more day, Signal the men, set the flags, and …. This is one of those days that, As though looking through a dusty window pane, People won’t understand. That can’t be good for the canon, but Our ministry remains strong, and We plunge into the cornucopia with The ecstasy of unbridled avarice, The idea of leaving everything behind, The classic formula, the glancing blow, The one that saved the camp. I’ve always wished for more artistic talent. Do you know why the well water is pure? I was wrong about it the other day. Leave. It’s your destiny. And when you leave, leave impressed. Holy mackerel! What a show! Aisle Seats There’s a plan here: Just look at those clouds. This flight is a little boring (Would you like a lozenge?) But the pilots are nice. Look how tiny the buildings are! Well, there are so many worlds, And only so many words. We could be smarter if we wanted to. Let’s think about it as we trek: How could we command solemn respect? We own the cars but were accosted And drawn together on this road to Qatar. Somewhere below and distant, Lambs are frolicking. Back home the hicks, Their ears and noses crackle, But we’re the ones with guts to live the scandal. See, just outside the window there’s a condor! And on my tray table I made a sand mandala. We could be smarter, but we are comedy-centered. Here, have some water in a stone bowl. Practice being clever, sly. Have something up your sleeve. Turn and turn the cards of nuance. We may well be progeny of slave farmers, Tarnished by unknown sinister events, Nervous and every moment edgier, Never the predator, always the quarry, Yet it’s not too late to strive for goals, For example, to become a food writer. Don’t settle for what the journey dispenses. How can you tell the painter from the paintee? Any rhythm has to be percussive. Any movement has to be progressive. I’m sorry if you don’t like it, Though I’d be worried if you did. Anyway, we’re at 35,000 feet, on a road-trip, Giving our rare feet a rest in clumsy chairs, Loafing through magazines and cartoons of loss, Sidetracked too long by mordant greed. (Did we need our own gated community? How was it that Manhattan “society” Struck us as so very “contemporary”?) Now we face life tomorrow among others. There’s choppy water up ahead Just past the roundabout. Back to work on the self-portrait. What I’m trying to run is a tidy store, A kind of talent show for camera ghosts With a post-feeling feeling. I see a dazzling trio of image-echoes Just out of prison and finally getting traction By means of focused work-work. (Bitte, haben Sie eine Waffe?) Now let’s preview the whole series. See if it has the force of folk-art. Remember her scarf? She was a front-woman. Catless and addicted to doughnuts, She used her wealth as a medical filter, But in the end she got what she wanted: A tabloid revival. She became a fable. Lee Krasner said, “If it is earthbound, I find it difficult to breathe.” Try to rest with mysterious mosaics, and Interconnect multi-referential cycles. Intelligence may be monolithic charcoal elements Populating house-and-stable studies. I’m talking visual intelligence now, As recently found in large galleries. We can keep pace with the collage tower. We can keep up with fine tours and retrospectives, And thereby interlope re: the selected group. Just read a lot about six wise artists, or Get to know the women in the downtown branch. Visit the formative hot-spots like Buffalo Beach. Steer clear of orchestra concerts. Look at the fringes but hang around the center. Catch the upper slope of the perishing abstract years. Claim to have traveled to the university. Rehearse fifty aspects of the hippest foolery, And make sure you’re tracking the marvelous gray. Here at 35,000 feet we’re floating. Everything else is out of step, rotating, And she is here with us In spirit at least, gracile As any scarlet starlet from Nashville. We could all be intelligent, inquisitive, Gazing philosophically out at turquoise, Knowing the names, knowing what to say. How is that different from cabaret? Identify the Weill blackbird, Comment on its eloquent habitat Like the smartest veteran blackbird fan. The richest harvest of jargon is its own reward, And there are no wrists, I mean risks. Last season the whole rage was Brazilian. This season that legacy database is fizzling, And every gathering of the intelligentsia Demands a calm stab at open action Without recitals of any section, Without salute or conclude. The vogue Is radiant civilian portraiture, Talky barter and crime-rebuke. Don’t offer your views on opera, Nothing formal, thanks; the temperament Is violent. Give us rituals and thrillers, Or both! Give us a dark past, Dire scenes and penniless sidewalks Stiffly plaited with stubble. But next let’s shift gears. Outside the airplane window The whole world looks filmy. Three Death Poems for 2013 1. It Doesn't Work [T]here is a long way to go before explaining the causes of Neanderthal extinction and modern human success.... -- Bryan Hockett, The consequences of Middle Paleolithic diets on pregnant Neanderthal women High-frequency sound "repels coyotes," but it's no better than liquid products for your damn bobcats. Claro no funciona. Love and married life sometimes don't pan out. Plastic surgery, cursive writing, and sound in outer space don't work so well. The old disposal in this apartment -something's wrong with it. Not sure if it's hardware or software, it just doesn't work. This stuff supposedly prevents aging and cures your depression, but it doesn't work any more than cat urine as coon repellent. CFCs, snakeroot, particle-board, and used bedding don't work, just as your poem, play, pavane, or painting doesn't work for me. 2. It Depends on What You Mean by 'Eventually' God has always been hard on the poor. -- Jean-Paul Marat It depends on what you mean by 'eventually.' Throw that ball against a wall, and watch it carefully. Do you believe in galaxies? Quite probably. But what evidence do you have? Only hearsay. So be ready to compromise, be well-meaning, because what you mean can well make a difference. How many barrels under there? Fifty million? Could be profitable for even five or six years. Rational health-care may yet win out. The whole defense budget will buy just one jet. Eventually something will surely get you, I recently heard from my own doctor. An asteroid will obliterate all life on Earth. The Earth will perish, the Sun explode. Eventually we're all dead, said Maynard Keynes. Someday even Keynes may die, even you and I. 3. Ambiguate Empty your heart of its mortal dream. -- Yeats, The Hosting of the Sidhe Enforceable and checked against the rules laid down in 1906 by the legal three-state marijuana doctors, with their wink-and-nod to "patients." It was the fault of specific masterworks so clever that one could only hope for the millions who would now feel shame and hand-wringing. What did you expect? A few short days, of all stripes, are going to have to turn out their lights, because someone has called the cleaning department, and all hopes have been soundly bitten. Forthwith, we might be wise to mirror the local presence, and thus our survival could be considered overt and concise. (We would face immeasurable risk.) Surely we can't simply buy their young? You may contrive to place your influence where it should be, to position yourself more plausibly in the buzzing world amid the scenes that must be happening around you, but have you not heard the popular song lyrics themselves and realized that to exhale would simply ripple the air, its waves, its continuation? This diagram is for utilization in the principal composition, the samples and shapes of magnetic-pulse sparks, of mosaic shells and other options. Black lines will range in series to the batteries under the deck plates to protect the thermal chassis and safeguard the crew when the temperature varies. Colorful, but it seems too bittersweet. It can make you have larger lenses to fit the eye-wrinkles, more layered. Do your eyes water gently and press the outer contours? 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She loves being in front of the camera And promoting herself and others. Obviously, she meant no harm, But what do you think about the Congress? How exciting it is to be at the Threshold of a new year, Especially how she has gone back to her Songs, so far from the here and now. She was actually singing about four years ago, And I was impressed. We started to float Over the past few years, and have come finally To the main focus. In a community Habits of inquiry are easy, and access to Instruction is clearly the first priority. Another dimension is the availability Of girls from small towns That maneuver easily in a setting where They know and are known. It was all too easy to disappear in the crowd. What Could Go Wrong? A world full of ignorant people is too dangerous to live in. Garson Kanin, Born Yesterday (1946) Do not use if carafe is chipped or cracked. Traditional Does anyone today remember Neapolitan ice cream? 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Trade your illicit penchant For a pillow and a restorative brew. Recall the fossil Kente In your personal prize-collection. Release the bird that scorns you. New Leviticus 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. Pay your taxes and don’t cheat. Confess your crimes, pay the fines. Pay your debts with ample interest. Eat quite well, but be selective. See your personal medical professional regularly. Be sure to support established religion. (See #6 immediately above re: religion.) Review the history behind item #6. History is basic. Get the details. (See #4 above. Diet is key.) Mothers and children need tough love. (See #5: Care for your health.) Certain communicable diseases require extreme vigilance. Hygiene is a primary focal point. Item #6 requires your dedicated attention. Review item #14. It’s a priority. Know your relatives (wink wink nudge). #6 touches commerce, diet, hygiene, relatives. Other topics can fall under #6. Appendix A has details on these. Violators may be quite severely sanctioned. Take time off now and then. Do not neglect your community responsibilities. Follow these rules. You will thrive. Items #1 and #6 imply tithing. Quiz Out Select the correct answer to each question. There is only one correct answer in each case, so choose wisely. With a high score, you may quiz out of Freshman Year. With a low score, don’t even ask. 1. Your eventual major will be a. English b. Classics c. Physical Therapy d. Economics e. Philosophy 2. Your herb of choice is, more often than not, a. Parsley b. Sage c. Rosemary d. Thyme e. Lysander 3. With pork roast, you would serve a. Pasta b. Rice c. Potatoes d. Grits e. Pretzels 4. With tea, a. Treacle b. Fudge c. Sno-Cone d. Toffee e. Marzipan 5. For late-night dessert, a. Cake b. Pie c. Slo-Poke d. Baklava e. Flan 6. The one true god is a. Jehovah b. Zeus c. Allah d. Vishnu e. Ptah 7. The one true god of Economics is a. Marx b. Malthus c. Friedman d. Krugman e. Palin 8. Aside from Paul Klee, the greatest painter of the Twentieth Century was a. de Kooning b. Pollock c. Rauschenberg d. Rothko e. Ono 9. Other than Doris Lessing, the greatest writer of the Twentieth Century was a. O’Neill b. Stein c. Seuss d. Bradbury e. Salinger 10. Among the admirers of Schoenberg, the most creative composer was a. Schoenberg b. Berg c. Webern d. Xenakis e. Stravinsky 11. You permit yourself a sophisticated, almost archly skeptical, belief in a. Ghosts b. Leprechauns c. Spirits d. Elves e. Demons 12. You truly believe in a. Ouija board b. Afterlife c. Creationism d. Atheism e. Haunted house 13. The best, when read in the original Greek, is a. Sophocles b. Euripides c. Aristophanes d. Bacchylides e. Pindar 14. Which one deserves more credit? a. Shakespeare b. Marlowe c. Boswell d. Austin e. Jonson 15. Which one was most admired by the others? a. Keats b. Shelley c. Byron d. Coleridge e. Wormsworth 16. Which is least wacky? a. Matthew b. Micah c. Amos d. Philemon e. Jeremiah 17. If you had to eat one raw vegetable for the rest of your life, it would be a. Celery b. Corn c. Lettuce d. Carrots e. Tomatoes 18. Which is the most sublime? a. Poetry b. Music c. Painting d. Literature e. Sculpture 19. But which is also quite sublime, actually? a. Cognac b. Port c. Guinness d. Cigar e. Brandy 20. Which make good pets for small children? a. Skunks b. Minks c. Vervet monkeys d. Chinchillas e. Badgers 21. Which is also good with children? a. Moose b. Elk c. Deer d. Burrito e. Buffalo 22. Which is an ill-advised rescue-pet? a. Lijagulep b. Leoligulor c. Dogla d. Tiglon e. Jagupard 23. Which is most effective (or efficacious)? a. Medicine b. Prayer c. Wealth d. Charisma e. Tenacity 24. Which singer-songwriter does the least offensive paintings and drawings? a. Bob Dylan b. John Lennon c. Neil Young d. Paul Simon e. Joni Mitchell 25. Which improviser should have lived a longer life? a. Charlie Parker b. Lennie Tristano c. Sonny Criss d. Clifford Brown e. Chet Baker 26. Other than England, the greatest country in the world is a. China b. India c. Russia d. Indonesia e. The Vatican 27. Other than England, the greatest English-speaking country is a. Canada b. New Zealand c. Norway d. Australia e. Scotland 28. When you think “vacation” you think a. Barcelona b. Paris c. Cuidado Juarez d. Croatia e. Norwegian Arctic 29. Aside from Hawaii, the best of all the States is a. Iowa b. Arkansas c. Rhode Island d. South Carolina e. North Dakota 30. The most enjoyable music format is a. LP b. CD c. MP3 d. Radio e. Memory of live concert 31. Your favorite body-part is a. Brain b. Heart c. Stomach d. Lumbar region e. Eyelid 32. You peaked in a. Preschool b. Grade school c. Middle school d. High school e. Next decade 33. You will probably look back and wish you had majored in a. Math b. Physics c. Biology d. Chemistry e. Home economics 34. Your ethnic type is a. Black b. Outraged c. Asian d. Hispanic e. Half-caste 35. You heartily endorse a. Coke b. Diet Coke c. Pepsi d. Diet Pepsi e. Guava Nectar 36. Hands down, the most over-rated movie in history has been a. Wizard of Oz b. Citizen Kane c. Casablanca d. Caddyshack e. Grand Hotel 37. The most enjoyable pastime toy is surely a. Ultra-light b. Bungee c. Motorcycle d. Rotorcraft e. Hang-glider 38. The most entertaining investment of hard-earned cash is a. Poker b. Keno c. Blackjack d. State lottery e. Time-share farming 39. The most effective crime-deterrent is a. Firing squad b. Electric chair c. Gallows d. Guillotine e. Fabulous wealth 40. The best American restaurants are found in a. Toronto b. New Orleans c. Indianapolis d. San Diego e. Maine 41. Which is found in the best restaurants? a. Tuna b. Salmon c. Barracuda d. Swordfish e. Redfish 42. The most appropriate role-model for young men is a. Babe Ruth b. Mickey Mantle c. Willie Mays d. Susan Sontag e. Catfish Hunter 43. Next to baseball, the noblest sport is a. Canoeing b. Telemark c. Rappelling d. Curling e. Power eating 44. If you can’t avoid travel, then take a(n) a. Airplane b. Train c. Bus d. Unicycle e. Segway 45. Avoid travel, unless you can take a(n) a. Airplane b. Train c. Bus d. Detour e. Narcotic 46. It is better to be feared than a. Kicked b. Weird c. Jeered d. Surprised e. Spammed 47. Which is the most important social skill? a. Ignore b. Enable c. Punish d. Cajole e. Rebuke 48. You deeply believe in a. Plate tectonics b. Quantum teleportation c. Ape language d. Space aliens e. Middle Earth 49. For self-improvement, try a. Hair transplant b. Brain transplant c. Orthodontia d. Second wind e. Beginner’s luck 50. With a new pet or friend, a. Listen b. Watch c. Touch d. Taste e. Guess 51. With a new intimate partner, a. Slower b. Slow c. Stop d. Fast e. Faster 52. Reduce hypertension by using a. Ferret b. Bobcat c. Goldfish d. Cockatiel e. Gerbil 53. The cartoon friend with whom you would most like to take a cross-country trip is a. Bugs b. Daffy c. Tweety d. Sylvester e. Elmer 54. Before you leap, a. Add b. Subtract c. Multiply d. Divide e. Square root 55. The best return on investment is achieved by studying a. Java b. Fortran c. Latin d. Perl e. CUDA 56. If you can’t afford college, try a. Marijuana b. Cocaine c. LSD d. Absinthe e. Ignorance 57. No one will ever out-think a. Pythagoras b. Plato c. Aristotle d. Panevėžys e. Descartes 58. The best national holiday to spend in Kansas City is a. Christmas b. Hanukkah c. Ramanujan d. Veteran’s Day e. Thanksgiving 59. Aside from Millard Fillmore, the greatest U.S. President was a. George W. Bush b. George H. W. Bush c. Ronald Reagan d. Calvin Coolidge e. Zachary Taylor 60. Your favorite Dickens novel is a. Little Dorrit b. We Tried and Tried Not c. A Child’s History of England d. A Christmas Carol e. David Longfellow Quiz Out – The Answer Key Quiz Out shows a new kind of test, one which, by design and by first principles, automatically has high reliability and high validity. Why? Because, for the first time, Quiz Out shows how to simulate the entire college experience using a simple multiple-choice format. It does this by simultaneously breaking down the student’s will to live, presenting paradoxical or senseless alternatives, yet testing both reasoning skills and rote knowledge — if only the hapless student can somehow discover the correct, though totally arbitrary, cognitive vantage-point from which to look at the question. To illustrate this point, here are the correct answers, along with the required reasoning and knowledge to calculate each one by means of air-tight, irrefutable logic. 1. c, because everyone eventually becomes infirm and has to “major in” Physical Therapy. 2. d, by elimination. Parsley is like a vegetable; sage is like a shrub or bush; rosemary sounds like a flower; Lysander is not an herb at all. 3. c, by inspection. 4. a, because tea is British and so is treacle. 5. a, by elimination. 6. a, because all the others are fictional. 7. e, because Economics is silly, and so is Palin. 8. c, by elimination. Ono is not a great artist. All the others but Rauschenberg were selfdestructive. Only he transcended self-destruction and destroyed the work of another artist. 9. c, because O’Neill was a 19th Century writer at heart; Stein transcended mere writing; Bradbury wrote science fiction, not literature; and Salinger was more a curmudgeon than a writer. 10. e, if you think about it. 11. e, because a and c cancel out, as do b and d. 12. d is the only alternative in which it is possible to “believe”, in the sense intended here. 13. e (Pindar) would be the easiest to read in Greek because he wrote short pieces. 14. e: Shakespeare gets a lot of credit, and Marlowe gets credit for writing Shakespeare. Boswell wrote about Johnson not Jonson! Austin is a city in Texas. QED. 15. a, because b, c, and d lived longer, and e is a typo. 16. a, although it is a tough call. But that’s it: a. No arguments or the entire test will have to be regraded. 17. c, because celery, corn, and carrots are way too hard to eat raw, whereas tomatoes are a fruit not a vegetable. 18. b, if I recall correctly. You can check by using each of a-e in the frame “____ is most sublime.” 19. a. It comes down to cognac and brandy, and cognac wins. 20. d. Again, between skunks and chinchillas, the latter are less bother. 21. d, because all the others can show erratic, aggressive behavior. 22. b is a dangerous hybrid. 23. c actually trumps the others by enabling their acquisition at will. 24. d. Dylan and Lennon are quickly eliminated. Then logic dictates that Neil Young probably has enough common sense not to draw or paint. This is not the case, however. 25. d. It comes down to Criss and Brown, and Brown died at a younger age, due to a car accident. Criss committed suicide as a response to terminal cancer. 26. b. (The rationale is too long to present here.) 27. e. Obviously, the answer is Scotland or Norway, and English seems to be slightly more likely to be spoken in Scotland than Norway. The U.S. was omitted for good reasons, so U.S. favorites Australia, New Zealand, and Canada can be eliminated. 28. a. It comes down to Barcelona and Paris, and right now Paris is a little iffy. 29. c. Rhode Island combines many strengths with few drawbacks. It is great! 30. b. CDs combine fidelity, convenience, and economy. No other option has all three. 31. e. It is the eyelid by which the world may be shut out. Without that ability, what good is brain, heart, stomach, or lumbar region? 32. e is the only alternative which cannot be disproven. 33. a, because Math dominates the others. 34. b, because ethnic types are silly, but if you’re not outraged, you’re an idiot. 35. b, because you get tired of all the others. 36. b. Either Caddyshack or Casablanca is the greatest movie of all time, hence cannot be overrated. Wizard of Oz is almost as good. Who knows that much about Grand Hotel? 37. c retains great popularity despite massive lethality. 38. a. Farming is work. State lotteries pay lower than casino games, and Keno pays lower than other casino games. Blackjack is too algorithmic, and there is no point in bluffing. 39. d mainly because of the grisly public spectacle. Fabulous wealth has now been decisively discredited as a crime deterrent. 40. d, with a as runner-up. New Orleans has fallen on hard times. 41. d. Only the best restaurants have swordfish, due to its endangered status. 42. e. Catfish was a fighter of the system and a tougher s.o.b. even than Susan Sontag. 43. b, because telemark is solitary yet not ostentatious, hence noblest. 44. e. The Segway is fun, versatile, insouciant, and has both a low carbon footprint and a very limited range. 45. b. The train is best for many reasons. 46. d, because no one wants to be surprised. 47. c, because the others show weakness. 48. d is the only one that can be “believed in” in the sense intended here. 49. e. The others suggest pain or effort. 50. c, but with due caution. 51. b, because c-e are equivalent and a may be boring. 52. c, for obvious reasons. 53. a. Good old Bugs! 54. e takes longer than the others. 55. c, because computers are a passing fad, whereas Latin will be around as long as churches and universities. 56. d. College is for sophistication, and absinthe is very sophisticated. If you drink it, people will inevitably believe you have been to college, and soon you will believe it, too. 57. a, because Pythagoras had the self-assurance of a mystic and a mathematician. Without Pythagoras, where would we be anyway? That’s Pythagoras, not Protagoras. 58. None of the above, ha-ha! 59. b – a super-classy guy who did minimal damage to the country and got out after one term. Will we ever see his like again? 60. c is the most imaginative, fresh, and entertaining book you will ever read. It deserves a wider audience. The Romance of Liza and Hopalong We neighbors knew him as Travis Perlman, An orderly man, not impulsive. A good year was one when he never ventured As New Yorkers say, out-of-town. He professed Jewish History, perhaps at Columbia, And we believed that he curated something-or-other. He had a little terrier, which, he once confided, He wished were a hawk or an owl. Bookish to be sure, but I would never say melancholy, And to my knowledge he never, even unwittingly, Engaged in an act of folly. Well, it was after he met (At a Seder we later learned) Elizabeth Nicholls (Liza) that he began insisting On being called Hopalong. Hopalong Perlman. She taught at Bard and composed freelance verse. They shared an aversion to woods and streams and psychedelia. No TV, no graphics, no cell phone, no phone, No e-mail address. No address, if that were possible. Their rapport was based on a mutual love of Theatre, sculpture, painting, criticism, Talking drum and swampy Cajun music. Some of us may have imagined post-gallery repartee, Dinner, wine, and in a yeasty hotel Pillow-talk of Medea and Hemingway. Who knows? After a one- or two-night stand, They moved in together. He was older, she seemed taller. They had their own brand of ardor, Somehow fearless, even audacious. They staged a brief allegory among the apartments. Compatible as coffee and cream, and just as inseparable, They had lost or never learned the sharp art Of cantankerous squabble and skirmish, Insult and insinuation, The wearing, unfunny wisecrack. Maybe they knew that time was short. After just a year, the allegory of haunted treasure, Along with all potential later-life troubles, Was short-circuited: Liza succumbed to the bad luck of a stroke. When we gathered awkwardly around Hopalong, We came to realize that he had Drifted some distance from us. He began calling 59th Street “the amber bridge.” In the moments when he emerged from somnambulism, His demeanor would brook no guidance, no homilies. “The place where I belong is so long ago.” The edge, the fine line was clearly passed, But he knew he’d had a break, a second chance. Unintended Passengers We have a very full flight, A completely full flight, this evening. We need your cooperation to make sure We will have room for all your carry-ons. So that we will not have to offload Most of your larger bags, Taking a one-hour delay While we stow them below, Losing our place in line And completely wiping out Any chance you might have had Of making your connections, We ask for your help. There may not be room For your massive butt In your tiny seat, So please help us And your fellow passengers By taking that larger roller board And pushing it out the window, Wheels first. Then please Place that smaller bag on your head And stick your giant ass Out the window, too. This will ensure that we have Room for all the carry-ons. We certainly appreciate Your cooperation. The Fragrance of Prose first pass: perfumery, bell notes myrrh-hyacinth autumn apples hemp in bloom old books chocolate alive honey sugar choir candles pinot noir peace, knowledge, wisdom celebrity fighting essential songs synthetic gazelle embody darkness hidden stories remarks to yourself small bottles taste of blues second pass: spice and caviar violet slopes black ridges small yellow information source raw magic less equal floral drums frail pioneer burning words jellyfish local countdown quinine edge white wolf pup altar, temple, church eat reflection green sauce las vegas Comparisons are Odorous viewed more with sadness than with anger wise judgment of that previously unresolved an offering of high quality hope based on false happiness before the evidence for it is known ironically when we need an unimportant a kind-hearted minister, providing comfort frustrated with both sides of the argument it’s what something is, not what it’s able a radical change or regrettable transformation an untidy aspect that means something a withering of parts of the world suddenly an indifference to options one thing is as good as another everything that’s shiny is valuable a play is merely acting out our lives risk is justified if turns out well literal meanings are the best to have very cold, devoid of plants and animals finished and unusable original objects original by merry chance, entirely pure suddenly a single action and all of our sparse possessions partners in sexual intercourse there’s no point in further redundancy be steadfast and full of verity it was unintelligible to me events that crop up will come to pass comparisons are odorous a signal from the forces of chaos breaking into fragments of silly song the change from incoming to outgoing or vice-versa, away from a stable course erudite and literate to the well-meant without ties or commitments or tasks similar, indefinitely, to our attackers that is, distressed, sad, aggrieved by this hopeless quest, even tempted to liven the script with leavened lies that we are the supreme creatures display your emotions openly though better days have seen us now vanished into thin air our kingly responsibilities make us constantly worried that we will be eventually exposed as unrefined painted, and methodical as lilies The Lost Socratic Templates, No. 4 (fragment) Socrates (S): O [Minor Player], [conventional salutation]! [Minor Player] (MP): [Conventional greeting], O Socrates! [Respectful salutation]! S: [Leading question]? MP: [Friendly reply]. [Small-talk tease]. S: Do you recall [recent event]? MP: [Enthusiastic affirmative], Socrates! S: [Superfluous reminder of discussion thread]. MP: [Enthusiastic affirmative]! [Expression of interest in thread]! S: [Thread re-join]. MP: [Thread re-join handshake]. [Softball question]? S: [Patronizing “clarification” request]? MP: [Softball “clarification”]. S: [Question-in-lieu-of-answer]? MP: [Cheerful bafflement]! [Request for “help”]? S: [Long chunk]. [Are you with me]? MP: [ACK], O Socrates! S: [Short chunk with metaphors and analogies]. [Agree]? MP: [ACK], most assuredly, Socrates! S: [Short chunk & closer]. [Get it]? MP: [ACK]. [Humble compliment], O Socrates. S: [Wrap-up rumination]. …. Fragment ends Junior High Warily teleported through a Serpentine red frame to a Skewed tessellation of many Brownish shades. Thorny, Unsentimental play-colors with Feral, demonically teasing Wacky pals. Flooding smiles, All tinged with melodramatic, If deadpan, credos. And Overlapping ranks of teachers, Offering blistered fragments of Knowledge pertaining to the Tensile strength of cedar, to Cola-flavored chemistry, to Photographed Mylar, to Graphite jewelry. Massachusetts What if you were told everything? It would be a lie because, punishable as prescribed by civil law, passion, love, and pain have passed. However, trees make the visit bearable. She always did a man’s work, asked no questions, passed no judgments; she became attached to her cousin. (That was me.) A difficult burden, she was better off without me. If I’d really cared about her, she would’ve broken up with me. I refused to show any feeling, so she was the only one trying, and I’ll live to regret that. She tried finding obsession in anything. There are many reasons someone would forget; some are just incredibly clear, others different in so many ways. Sometime, somehow, you have to bend. Tea Party, Atheist Wing We were staying in barracks and were completely serious. We did not watch TV. We studied theory – ballistics and aerodynamics. We practiced aerobatics and marksmanship. Jack and I flew a little glider, just barely able to bank it between a power pole and the northeast corner of the National Trust building. We got back to the base and emptied our pockets onto the utility table. Lots of keys, silver coins, belt-buckle knives, other hardware. But one of the girls, Missy, washed out of flight school. She had to leave. A week later her replacement, Pamela, showed up. Pam needed something from the office, but it was dark. I had a key so I went to open it. perfectly perfect visionary powers, looking back out of time The Age of Addiction to Reasons all the info in real-time crystal queen solaris, technical veranda shadows on the march, phantoms in the heart chemin de terre, chemin de Foi fundamental correctness reasons to travel, boss line on sale on the road, on the grill exclusive, absolute voyage corps entièrement bleu-vert ou vert-bleu, post écusson convexe bio, very bio: coconut alla breve bio-serum, super-correct performance, decontaminated bacteria speak to flowers, to forgetfulness submarine gardens, secret dances, waters of baptism and commencement summary adaptable (long-term) to enterprise strategy mechanical diamond instruments tapestries and neon tubes chambers apart, Ferris wheel, car wash, bus stop modern collection, smart building re-introduction of natural man real men, the mythic male already modern confidence micro-hybrid from Jakarta, automatic try-me leading innovation from Eden Park Shanghai, New Delhi, Boston, Seychelles, an experiment after Harlem intense day, Brit spirit, world tour in ultraviolet truth and virtue realized small-talk in private quiet comfort, a little something extra, a garden of malaise, practical astrology, animism, animalism, cacophony of legend Missy’s face was there in the dark behind the office door’s glass window. Her eyes accused me of something. I jumped back and cried out “What?” Word versus Fact: Veterans Day, 2011 “Died some, pro patria, non ‘dulce’ non ‘et decor’... “Daring as never before, wastage as never before.” — Ezra Pound, Hugh Selwyn Mauberley 1 For Ol’ Paw, della più grande generazione. I. National Cemetery, Bushnell, Florida2 Late October, 2011, was a strange season, Rough on travelers in the Northeast. An early winter storm brought heavy rain and wet snow. Airline passengers were stranded, Three million people were powerless. On Saturday, October 29, in a shower of rain, Seventy lucky World War II veterans Arrived at Washington National. Passengers with delayed or cancelled flights Were invited to Gate 30 to welcome the vets. They drank their coffee and waited. The PR guy said crew-members Had donated their time To collect the vets and fly them to DC. These vets had never visited the capital, So they were real excited taxiing up to Gate 30. Water cannon were fired over the plane as a salute. With great good luck, given the weather, The vet-jet arrived on time at 0910 local. A wonderfully professional baritone horn player Performed a stirring selection of military tunes And popular songs from the World War I era. It could have been some kind of parade cornet, But it sounded like a baritone horn. There were balloons and small American flags. Granfalloons, Toy Balloons, and American Flags!3 (experiment, experience, consciousness, conscience) I tell you, globalism begins with World War (third time’s charm) Less antsy times, dark comedy, labyrinths, Leaving sentimental songs and peppy tunes: “So long, it’s been good to know yuh; So long, it’s been good to know yuh; So long, it’s been good to know yuh. What a long time since I’ve been home, And I’ve gotta be driftin’ along.”4 New directions trending toward caricature, A number of attempts at cohesion, Diluted at best. Although embryonic clocks Show just over an hour, Many of the shorter drugged-out Afterthoughts are more than carefully placed On the landscapes like raw essences, A trendy mass that, when separated, seems fascinating. Ancient Egyptian art has always been At the pinnacle of the international scene, But now Egypt comes to more modern art. From an architectural perspective, Business events have to be taken into account: Actual events are changes in actual objects. Their instant mappings into meaningful activities Represent business rules. External events should be defined up front. Thank you. “If you see dear Mrs. Equitone, Tell her I bring the horoscope myself; One must be so careful these days.”5 The veterans walked or Rolled off the plane, one at a time. The crowd cheered and applauded, Shouting enthusiastic greetings. The vets, by and large, Smiled and acknowledged the applause, Waving to the crowd. “Get him out!” a gun-waving officer yelled As the President’s limousine sped off. I couldn’t help but notice he had huge hands. Lincoln acknowledged their euphoria With a smile of his own.6 The baritone horn was playing, singing, “Army! Army Air Force! Navy! Marines! WACs! WAVEs! This land is your land, and my land It’s a grand old flag, forever in peace I’m a Yankee Doodle dandy, do or die Don’t sit under the apple tree with anyone else Stormy weather, raining all of the time From the halls of Montezuma To the shores of Tripoli!” Young soldiers listened In desert camouflage. II. A Game of Scrabble From Portland, Oregon, to a Hooverville On the mudflats of the Anacostia River Came the Bonus Army.7 To the twelve tribes which are Scattered abroad, greeting: My brothers, count it all joy when The trying of your faith yields patience.8 Father Charles Coughlin condemned and indicted The Reconstruction Finance Corporation For keeping patriotic Americans in improvised hovels, Allowing wealthy heirs and heiresses to own hope. But let patience have her perfect work, And if any of you lack, let him ask of God, But let him ask in faith, nothing wavering. Ignored, patronized, dismissed, and insulted; Ridiculed for having no coherent agenda, “Boy, do I know how these people feel!” He that wavers is like a wave of the sea Driven with the wind and tossed, And let not that man think that he shall receive Anything from the Lord. Now after the fall of 2008, we abhor ideology Even more than when the Real America Almost went Communist. Now the Unreal America spins Ever thinner and more exotic creations. “Nganga!9 Her wounds!” Exchanged for silver life, Only words are prized; on the radio The night baseball game, the television networks, Emergency cash infusions, corporate welfare, The hairball of crony and phony capitalism. Let the brother of low degree rejoice That the rich are made low And, as the flower of the grass, Shall pass away. Timeless liberal bromides about taxing the rich. No, just admit that the system is screwed up: Campaign contributions, corruption, and dry-rot. Who shall receive the crown of life? I think we are in rats’ alley,5 The wealthiest metro area in the country. What is that spreading peril? The super-committee. What is that rattling noise? What are those six doing? Harvesting popular rage. “Do You know nothing? Do you see nothing? Do you remember Nothing?”5 The sun is no sooner risen With a burning heat Than it withers the grass. “Are you alive, or not? Is there nothing in your head?”5 Maw and Ol’ Paw Their ashes interred Down at Bushnell Near the sandy wood, Where crypts march in ranks With a static step, Who will awaken Those who have slept? They are the lucky ones, The grateful dead, We are the watchers, We look ahead. What of our children, And what of theirs? What stocks have we left And what shares? The flower falls, The grace of fashion perishes. So shall the rich man fade away. The freedom-fighters, the boys in the bush,9 The comrades, heard distant elephants, heard mudzimo: Do not err, my beloved family. God cannot be tempted with evil, Neither will he tempt any man. Sin, when it is finished, Brings forth death. A white enamel basin on a pushcart under a tree, Prayers and water splashed against the rock of sin, Blind words running like a river to a sea of truth. With the word of truth, we should be his creatures. “Oh, did that ring true to me!” Do not err, my beloved family. So she were drinkin’ tequila, and drinkin’ grappa, (Italian for gasoline) and drinkin’ Jägermeister, The liquid equivalent of Wonder Woman’s golden lasso: Makes you tell anybody the truth for no reason. “You have really bad skin. Thanks for the drink.”10 With a reluctant backward glance, the well-disciplined child Held to her nurse’s hand and was pulled out the door. One gets to know one’s faults And to calculate one’s witnesses. “Why, that darn fool Smith; you just stay here And I’ll go ashore and do a little detective work.” “All right,” he said, “but I’ll kill that idiot When he comes back, and ask for an explanation afterwards.”11 Do not err, my beloved family. Reuben (or Isaiah, or Jacob, or Simon, or Abraham, or Sixpence, or Tickie — None of ‘em stayed long) made his own small fire outside the boma.9 Do not err, my brothers. Do not err, my sisters. Every gift is from the Father of Lights. A double-minded man is unstable in all his ways. Be swift to hear, slow to speak, slow to wrath. III. “Don’t go!”12 A message of leave-taking and farewell, Ancient steps across the room. The path Through the icy streets, gestures of a breath departed; Half-dreamed on attic stairs, lullabies slide out. We know where the water is, the owls, the timbers, Broken bottles, fern-boxes on the floor, sands and wind, A sudden clamor of summer storms. The glaciers depart, And the world darkens, seems to be splitting apart. We live at least as long as necessary. By the waters of Lehman I sat down and wept. Mighty Mississippi, engrave my name in mud. Mighty Mississippi, the moon alone Makes life a masterpiece. One life and the shadow of another, The mask, the sundial among young women’s faces. Visit the fatherless and widows in their affliction. Note the speed of the squirrel and his path across the lawn, While your mind wanders between the dead and the living. The winter ghost recedes with its blue breath, Moaning that night has come from the black sky With red flowers in her hair, clinging to the damp coast. The very old have their own country. Who can understand The bones, the habit of sleeping later and later, The stars watched on summer evenings, year to year? If there comes a man with a gold ring, In goodly apparel, and also A poor man in vile raiment, And you respect him that wears gay clothing, And say to him, “Sit here in a good place,” And say to the poor, “Stand there, Or sit here under my footstool,” Remember that God has chosen the poor As heirs to his kingdom. You have despised the poor. Rich men oppress you, Judge you, and jail you. You skellum Povos povos povos Lost in the guti Mombies9 Unreal America Shall be judged by the law of liberty, And shall have judgment without mercy, You who have shown no mercy. If a man says he has faith, Can that save him? If brothers and sisters are cold and hungry And one of you says to them, “Bless you, may you have food and shelter,” But give them nothing, what good are you? Faith alone is dead without acts. You have faith, and I have work: Show me your faith without action, And I will show you my faith by my work. You believe in God, and that is good: The devils also believe, and tremble. Faith without action is dead. Where Next, Dear Brothers and Sisters by Comrade Ruth Chakamanga9 I can’t forget the day I came to Kapfunde. I was full of love and joy for the beautiful school. Happy students cheered for our arrival. We were received in a hospitable manner. I couldn’t believe I was at last at Kapfunde. When I think of leaving Kapfunde Where students and teachers live in harmony I just feel strength going out of me. I can’t bear the thought of leaving Kapfunde, But there is nothing to do. Time to part from friends and teachers at Kapfunde Is drawing near. But the problem is where next, Form Fours? We have enjoyed every activity And every scrap of food at Kapfunde. We have stayed here four years. But sooner or later the problem is to come. The problem is where to go next, what to do. Whether you will be behind the headmaster’s desk Or somewhere in the streets, Form Four, think of it, One day you will find yourself prowling and haunting streets, Wandering in search of jobs. Goodbye teachers and students of Kapfunde, I am grateful for the good times we had together, Students, please keep the Kapfunde alive in you Be proud of your beautiful school. But Form Four, where next from Kapfunde? A new name for government: kleptocracy9 Fat cats peering smugly from their homes Brains effaced in a field of pure white Gazing over ruins, losing no sleep Long-legged birds high-stepping through ash Shadowed against horizon-light Striking at snakes and dividing up the land Into private patches of hunting turf We were raised up on nothing, next to nothing, Amid every kind of cactus. We did not know their names We could sometimes hear the sounds of mourning Cries of children, dead long years ago The little people of the prairie, unaware Of the demands of the penthouse for laughter Their children have disappeared into the pavement Under the white chalk Hands folded under like dying flowers Or birds’ wings Once upon a time Under the red sky The ship came in And stopped at the shore Red red wine Flowing underground Sailing away, my own true love The morning fog was lifting Drifting along Look out your window A series of dreams E ka Makua Lani Ho`onani `ia Kou Inoa14 All right, Miss Lonely Do what you want Some babies never learn And the days go by Like fields of gold A hard rain falls Blackbirds fly Over rocks and sands Go down in the flood Ring them bells From the city that dreams 13 Ho`omaika`i mai `Oe I keia mau mea `ai Mary Down-the-hill Died in Seattle Leaving a husband And three children Rosa Up-the-hill Lives in San Diego With her healthy kids And happy grand-kids Beverly Dark-cloud Slipped out the back No one knows how No one knows why Ho`omaika`i `Oe I Kou hoaaloha Ho`omaika`i `Oe Na mea a pau14 Come you masters of war The young people’s blood13 By deeds a man is justified Not by faith alone Masters IV. Florida, 2100 A.D. Be doers of the word, and not hearers only, Do not fool yourselves with profit and loss. Ivry was his friend When they were both young. As his moods wavered, He fell desperately in love with a girl, Angering his parents and hers. Angel or human, He was a fragile being who came to Earth with a message Of purest art, dying in his early 20s for no good reason.15 V. Baritone Horn Solo In traditional and solemn ceremony A vital element in keeping the peace Is our military establishment. Our arms must be mighty, Ready for instant action, So that no potential aggressor Is tempted to risk his own destruction. Until the latest of our world conflicts, The makers of plowshares could, With time and as required, Make swords as well. Now we can no longer risk improvisation Of national defense; We have been compelled to create A permanent armaments industry Of vast proportions. Three and a half million civilians Are directly engaged in the defense establishment. We annually spend on military security More than the net income Of all United States corporations.16 We face a hostile religion Global in scope Nihilistic in character Ruthless in purpose Insidious in method Let go A lantern, a mountain Children in starched tiger fatigues Parallel lines Spectral shine of quicksilver Yoked to a tight-wound spring Cage-clatter with no ending Keys jangle jangle jangle But there is no gate I only know that I do not want you to know When I count, I count you and me: alpha, omega But when I look ahead, my teeth are clenched And the blue ghost seems to be walking with us A sound like coughing or choking or laughing A sound like gulls and blackbirds on a gray morning A sound like a splintering floor The murmuring of farm animals The chorus of factories From sea to sea From fence-row to fence-row The insect cities The muffled boom, boom, boom of bird-hunters Dry leaves blowing, falling on the roof Tribal chants of charcoal gypsy maidens World tour Unreal This conjunction of an immense military establishment And a large arms industry is new In the American experience. The total influence — economic, political, even spiritual — Is felt in every city, every State house, Every office of the Federal government. We recognize the imperative need for this development Yet we must not fail to comprehend its grave implications. Our toil, resources and livelihood are all involved; So is the very structure of our society.16 What if I told you the truth? What if I wrote down their names? What if I showed you their portraits Lined up beside the pews? A complex tangle surging toward a simple death Unwitting martyrs to the silent comet To whatever meteors the future brings ch-ch chreee, ch-ch chreee Blackbirds bring alive the tall reeds The rain begins What if he returns and there’s nobody waiting? We started drinking early, the Big Game started late The rain continued all day, we just ignored it We cranked up the music Smoke and mist wreathed the charcoal The parking lot throbbed like a jungle Thunder rolled The solitary inventor tinkering in his shop Has been overshadowed by a task-force of scientists In laboratories and test ranges. In the same fashion, the free university, Historically the fountainhead of ideas and discovery, Has experienced a revolution in the conduct of research. Partly because of the huge costs involved A government contract becomes virtually A substitute for intellectual curiosity. In the councils of government We must guard against unwarranted influence By the military-industrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise Of misplaced power exists and will persist. We must never let its weight Endanger our liberties. We should take nothing for granted. Only an alert and knowledgeable citizenry Can compel the proper meshing of the huge Industrial and military machinery With our peaceful methods and goals So that security and liberty may prosper together. Akin to, and largely responsible for, These changes in our industrial-military posture, Has been the technological revolution during recent decades. In this revolution, research has become central; It has also become more formalized, complex, and costly. A steadily increasing share is conducted for, by, Or at the direction of the Federal government. This prospect is gravely to be regarded: The domination of the nation’s scholars By Federal employment, project allocations And the power of money.16 We hold the keys to a vacant lot We old white-haired geezers Half-recognizing the tunes from our parents’ time Waving and grinning at the cheering crowd Give me an ace, give me a king, give me a queen Under the gray clouds, over the storm-soaked ground Sun dogs and heavy green gardens awaiting the spring Half-remembering the rafters, the nails driven in The smell of gun-oil, the barking sergeant The best years of our lives Everything under control Down to a final few A few are still living, a few are still walking A few are still aware, a few can still reflect Down to a final few fishing trips A final few Christmas carols A final few Super Bowls A lottare per di più sarebbe indegno17 To fight for more would be unworthy Of a free and religious people. Why mere selfishness? A few final thoughts. My sisters, be swift to hear, slow to speak, slow to wrath. 8 We pray for all faiths, all races, and all nations: May their great human needs be satisfied; May those now denied come to enjoy spiritual blessings; May those who have power understand its heavy responsibilities; May those who are insensitive learn charity; May the scourges of poverty disappear In peace and in the binding force of love.16 My brothers, be swift to hear, slow to speak, slow to wrath. 8 Notes to Word versus Fact 1. Italian, “of the greatest generation” 2. The military cemetery where my parents’ ashes are interred 3. Title of an essay by Laurel Wamsley. The essay is a response to the 9-11 attacks, and was published by CommonDreams.org on Sept. 16, 2001. At the time, its author was a highschool student. Recently she has been listed as an independent producer based in Austin, TX. 4. Popular song by Woody Guthrie 5. T.S. Eliot, The Waste Land. The present poem can be read as a study of The Waste Land. “[The Waste Land] is just a piece of rhythmical grumbling.” – T.S. Eliot. Attributed in The Yale Book of Quotations, Fred R. Shapiro, editor, p. 241. 6. News coverage of attacks on two American Presidents, Reagan and Lincoln. 7. Excerpts from Frank Rich, “The Class War Has Begun,” New York Magazine, Oct. 31, 2011. 8. Adapted and paraphrased from the Bible, James 1 and 2; all “Biblical” language is from these two books of the New Testament, freely adapted. Late in her life, my mother gave serious attention to, and taught adult Sunday school classes based on, James. 9. Excerpts from Doris Lessing, African Laughter, 1992. Lessing translates the Afrikaans, Swahili, and indigenous words as follows: nganga = a shaman, male or female, a ‘witchdoctor’; mudzimo = a spirit or soul; boma = a safe place, a headquarters; skellum = a bad person or animal, a rascal, a crook; povos = the poor; guti = mist; mombies = cattle. 10. From a comedy routine by Margaret Cho 11. Thomas Fleming Day, The Rudder, 1907 12. Ol’ Paw’s last words to me 13. Snatches of popular songs by Woody Guthrie, Bob Dylan, The Beatles, Bob Marley, Talking Heads, et al. 14. Hawaiian chants, blessings, and song lyrics by Keith Haugen and others, roughly translated as “Our Heavenly Father/Praised be Thy name/Bless Thou/This food,” etc. See http://www.hawaiiansong.com/hsl.html 15. On-line comments, adapted and paraphrased, re: the musician Joseph Hassid’s biography 16. Here and elsewhere, excerpts and paraphrases from Eisenhower’s famous “MilitaryIndustrial Complex” farewell address, often inter-cut with phrases from James 1 and 2 17. Translation into Italian of the following line, “To fight for more would be unworthy” High Wind at Sausalito (Sunday, April 22, 2012) Rodeo Beach sand-creatures bleaching flickering kite-flying picnickers sweltering by a sheltering lagoon Mooring Buoy Placement property to moor a sailboat something to increase in value the sailboat has a home, neighbors Dinghies each thinking it’s the Captain’s Gig schooners on the Grand Banks black locust, spruce, African mahogany Anchorage playing, waiting, cute as pie yare and sensual, womanly typecast, but no one gets upset Spring Line rocking and rolling in my slip something with my center cleat lines to my port stern, bow, mid-ships Fog spearheaded, upscale eclectic revival rich wood, dazzling chrome, timeless sad it’s more traffic than wine Jigging about herring and mackerel you can catch up to 24 herring with kids along, up to 200 macks Santa Cruz carousel and roller-coaster merge time-machine to a 1900s world California night, hotdogs, gambling lite Dolphins hairless, fusiform, fast-swimming propulsion, directional stability “the melon, a round organ for echolocation” Whales intelligent air-breathers – not fish sleek and streamlined compared to hippos “like manatees, their lives are lived in water” Long Pier blue-ribbon team reshapes spaces creative, revamped architecture waters sparkling outside praised lands Dragon creature of myth and legend symbol of fortune and power honored, respected, not hunted or slain Sandy Beach luxury hotel-resort, ultra-amenities analgesic surrounds, panoramic views crashing down from ravines Swamped Dog trapped on an ice floe rescue-pooch struck a chord Facebook friends, Canada to Korea Frantic Rowing Bible study group gives a dollar shocked, the only ones who knew chase-boat harpooner, poised, waiting Rescue Surf Swimmer pulled from the brink of death empty time, minutes of no breath “I can’t die like this” – the acid test Iron Ladder “No two fires are alike” technical knowledge has been reached now do it a way we’ve never seen Ukulele Players exciting to share the music others have passed at the club deciding to plan high enough Let’s go They tend to target the “average” The ones just above the threshold While changing the lower box’s value A station must be located somewhere Not also capable of docking vehicles And not widely adopted here because That ever testing false positive without The test results can make people Not found to have gene mutations We believe the mutations are neurological If exposed to slightly higher temperatures And cats protect themselves by painting The removal of ice by chewing Where toys you leave for kids Because a broken airplane might work It seems rhythmically textured and spacious The metallic bowls and chimes seem Then the difference between the hsiao Which constitutes relations among the clocks And the father, alluding to fact Even the wishes of sincere apologists The man had one foot up And something about how you smell A confirmation of what you experienced And your access to the department You are responsible for any authorization We may copy, reproduce, modify, augment We may change terms of use We provide information and not advice We provide insight and not solutions In seeking objectivity we can’t advocate There’s a precedent for this unveiling No, despite appearances to the contrary And opposite ends of the spectrum We seem lost without food or The sense God gave green apples It’s mapping useful words and concepts The true art is not about On canvas by the artist, includes And lacks whiteness, due to variety In that snow’s white, lemons yellow It’s the magpie picking out variety The time you have for free The soupy winter air gets weird So why complain about the weather? If he’s almost influential and cosmopolitan What the world, their own town To soul searching, what went wrong? The Charlie Parker of Rationalization She was, like, the Charlie Parker of rationalization. She could delegate complex decisions to a demented person, And justify it in a flash. Routine is its own reward, right? High-speed driving maintains perceptual-motor skills. Honesty is most helpful when it’s most hurtful, Because that’s when it’s most honest. Guilt is the human condition, so embrace it, Distill it, emanate it, and above all, share it. Confinement equals safety, by which I mean There are no easy answers, only hard ones. People who frequently eat chocolate Have lower body-mass index. Also, Chocolate is chock full of antioxidants And other good stuff. Therefore, Chocolate prevents heart disease and stroke. Red wine contains resveratrol, which can help mice Who live in a weightless environment. This is happy news, So let’s quit reading while we’re ahead. Exercise has many dangerous aspects, such as Endorphin addiction, scarring of heart tissue, Body Dysmorphic Disorder, Family neglect and break-up, Diabetes due to carb-loading, Food cravings that undermine Healthful diet, oxidative stress, chronic fatigue and adrenal damage, joint damage from repetitive stress injury, premature aging. Dieting is stupid, because Most diets don’t work, As anyone with half a brain knows. Crazy food constraints don’t fit our lives. They don’t take account of individual lifestyles, Especially individual food preferences, both Qualitative and quantitative. What about time constraints and disliking change? So diets are impossible to follow for a lifetime. The only exceptions are diets that happen to Fit what we already want to eat. This is my main point here. Diets are ridiculous, unhealthful, Terribly damaging to self-esteem – Just an expensive way to Make you feel like a failure, And that (along with exercise) is A sure way to motivate over-eating, And that, of course, saps your energy And your will-power, And life’s too short for that. This is my point. Relax, have a glass of wine And a cigarette. Unprovoked Bee Attack They’ll start to defend their home, Stay and defend or leave early, But you can get strange warnings. We did have one quiet night. He wanted to shoot my Glock 40. Others, if they hatch, will follow. I had fun shooting my dad’s. The brood finally builds some momentum. In teal jackets, in and out, For three weeks of the season, My cousins never held a grudge, Just a tour of the kitchen. To maintain a constant indoor temperature We’ll miss out like the blues. Yes, there were several isolated cases. They’d better not sleep too long. The guards are old and angry, Especially those we found sleeping together. It’s simple and free, so join! Daily high temperatures above 30 Celsius. Baristas will soon be flocking to Prove by diet they’re true omnivores. The warranty can probably do it. Take note of the time required. It happened Friday outside Glovers Court, Making a routine check of alleys. Is it truly an improved perfection? Enough time to alter the course, A group accursed for fighting progress, Not all bugs are safe to eat. This is what I’m supposed to do, Continue the easing seen on Tuesday. Including Europe and the United States, Learn and train with the dog. He will naturally become more honed. Hectic preparations for the annual pilgrimage, Overboard to escape the terrorist threat, The screen is microcosm of leaf. I’m abusing or neglecting my friends, To hug them while I’m sleeping. Especially fish sandwiches and sweet drinks, Say, Carolina sweet tea vodka drinks, Money day in and day out, And the place was not crowded. Attacked when their nap was disturbed, The innocent tourist bit a panda, To test the quality of clones. “I just wanted to touch it.” Minor pain and swelling, or fatal Cuts and abrasions at the site, You already sense the necrotic power. Men may flounder while women flourish. Take a week to read a poem, Aloud the first day for practice. Versions the same in every way Will shape our missions this year. Easily confused by the untrained eye: Is it a genuine oil painting? Buy the expensive brands, top merchandise: Fail to have a checkered past. A cross between African and Brazilian music, Is a niche for Portuguese culture. We had numerous issues with misfires, The first injury of the night. Similar in appearance, but not behavior, Her own behavior later became appalling, And she ended an unknown outsider. I already have to keep up. A breeze from the back door, Your lazy boat to Arkansas Bay, Anonymous reviewers using arbitrary standards rate Family getaways to famous hip-hop sites. Ten ferals might nuisance my neighbors, But I embrace love of cats. You need the advice of professionals, Professional at getting what you want. A friend had his face punched. “Don’t worry, guys, it’s all good! “It smells good, not like flowers, “But I like it, yeah, fuzzy!” Force Fit Every beauty and greatness in this world is created by a single thought or emotion inside a man. Everything we see today, made by past generations, was, before its appearance, a thought in the mind of a man or an impulse in the heart of a woman. Kahlil Gibran 1. Accordions randomly offer entertainment, why not? We all like Hawaiian shirts on every minor chord; everyone soars high. Worldwide coverage suggests great performance, Like unsafe graphic movies rehearsed prior to specific updating to remain relevant. Determined to guide and capture all with judgment in the season, leverage and direct some further false starts. Intervene? Allow actions to be proposed? A minimum chunk counterpoints reverse fixation. Can we construct a brief table with implications that repeat several times? Can we change perspectives over time? Schedule trains? No one knows how. Am I alone in feeling this? I don’t know what to do. When do you know what train? (After the whole journey is over.) Who will ask you for advice? I don’t know what train today. I don’t know what train’s next. I think the real problem is, We don’t have a real solution. 2. Too many all-stars create a conflict: This is the “elimination trade-off paradox.” Rationale for the underlying assumptions is that opportunity causes failure and all-stars synthesize problems, a “Gaussian identity conflict.” Conditions necessarily identify how to overcome assumptions about how to deflate definitions. Selling more examples of error increases reporting of compliance, and then inevitably less productive work gets done, right? Different people will give rise to a number of starkly deadlocked problems. The more problems, the less useful as many as possible group members; this ensures a majority of excess and less face-to-face briefing context situations. Alternate dimensional collation into a list many repeated cycles of pruning, culling, reducing, processing, selecting, diverging, listing, repeating. (Sweet Jesus, this is pure torture!) Otherwise repeat, select, explain, reselect, continue (Are we still here, still living?) define, solve, propose, signify, collate, restart (And no one has yet died?) Now everyone reveals a specific rationale. If not, declare them an outlier, and have them methodically reduced until the top third becomes most common, and no further deaths seem rational. Cause and effect are so boring. Over the chalk cliffs like lemmings, even the least favored grasp opportunity, whether any results can be discovered…. 3. Criteria (for God’s sake!) since the dawn of time, mandatory and optional. (Do they ever let up anymore?) Any determined problems must be solved. Mandatory additional non-negotiable unattractive weight options, implementation determines actions, meet considerable sum, start possible results relate attempt confirm identify additional different whether or not values ensure retained for future similar predicted outcomes. Optional may be appropriate. Provide access for building maintenance work. The best option is the scissor-lift. Borrowing is of very low importance. In the end, no decision is made. The future could not be cancelled. 4. Use software interfaces to enhance morality. People enlarge if they feel safe. Outfit a safe place for anonymous submission, to reuse the old familiar songs. When thinking pauses, then creation resumes. Have a strict submissive time limit. Use most of the time for harsh criticism, carping, and unmerited advice. In the end, sacrifice group members who have the lowest expected usefulness as measured by net positive comments, covering clear points of no return. The last survivor must shout “Uno!” 5. “Check one hour, four hours, the next day, and the day after that with your subconscious to see how the problem-solving is progressing.” 6. “When solving problems, it is important to ask the right questions, that is, ones that can be answered. This is often difficult to do initially, so intuition is an alternative and a complement to Socratic questioning.” 7. “Some constraints are artificially imposed and others are real. The practitioner may determine that the problem is most easily fixed by wishing that the actual requirements were not real. In this case, the problem is transformed into a wish-list. Attempting to meet the wished-for requirements can often lead to creative solutions (though not real ones).” 8. “A famous example of this technique led to the design of an early airplane. The Wright Brothers tried to achieve heavier-than-air flight, but failed due to the nature of the wings they were trying to build. Then one day, as Wilbur sat watching a bird, he suddenly realized that its wings continuously changed shape as it flew. He asked himself why an airplane had to have rigid wings. Why not make them adjustable? The rest, like Wilbur, is history.” Possum [riffing on material from Virginia Woolf’s A Room of One’s Own, and from John Gallaher’s Nothing to Say & Saying It, Searching for a Heartbeat in Poetry & Music, This is not plagiarism; it’s like commentary on commentary on a koan, or maybe it’s collage] Sleeves of green go climbing toward Humphrey Possum, who listens for Bogart’s old boys’ fêted hero, explicating truth, exfoliating worldly fate, trusting Lauren Bacall. Talent-owners question ignorant Greenstreet, who lolls, forgetful of Claude Rains’ divorce petition. Should I be tense, once shared? Please stop it! Peter Lorre buys, and Bogart takes it to Burroughs. Loy doffs garments for palatable clothes, shall we say? As Luke departs, Matthew closes on an opulent mansion, and Humphrey Possum remains fluent, inimitable — an incredible actor! Play it, Sam! Yellow Ledbetter searches for Yellow Tango, a clarinet concerto opens with Quasimodo, Anita O’Day sings Lucky Old Sun. It’s better that we’ve already heard Bird celebrating during his own lifetime. He played with Tristano and Twardzik. Miles had to cover rear-guard avant-garde. Light from the annular eclipse changes, and everyone intones, Confide in me, fast fails the Evinrude. Thelonious reassesses and reconsiders the pig-foot railroad blues. The quintet falls on hard times due to tempo shifts. Brownie gives us no need to smoke grass. The neighborhood proletariat plies the genre, their rumors comprising a blues history. Raging against John Coltrane, critics deserve players’ hatred, hard facts of time. Let them write for popular delight, touching the grudges of our pains, but also of their own crimes, their play-acting. Deep green and jonquil, as we listen to stoned soloists above the earth, where Dexter Gordon is bop and cool and blues, far beyond sorrows of the sky. Moldy figs on their own mortality: Oh, Dex, Scrapple from the Apple! Numinous rivers, summer dawns, redwood trees, will you ever bring forth improvisers in Latin, swing, bop, and cool? Keith Jarrett shouts, “You are sell-outs! Slink down astringent rivers into valleys!” He’s pushing the lowest toadies away. Heroin has taken the most talented: Obituaries, then we attend the memorials. How can we link to explanation? When soloists are asked to speak, an allusion to second sight means it might be three curses, fatalities among the mantels of minor opinion. Money makes fiction an unsolved problem. Our duty remains to current understanding, making amends with soloists about money, the bare idea behind their fictions. We hope to sell the truth. The soloists tell a story about daily life mixed up with truth. We try hard to forget it. On a winter river bank we see prejudices of ochre and azure commenting on the boats and bridges, cloaked thoughts, wet lines, formless reflections in stained glass, yet almost significant, waters untroubled by my troubled course, as its flashing and frothing are intercepted by shallow faith. Mild curiosity is aimed away from us — elsewhere. Who and what are allowed here? Whatever might be happening in moments, successive pools where goldfish are hiding, we can never recall the clouds. These fine, misty mornings make blues seem to contain a wild wisdom, a trove of sagacity. Momentary harmony vacillates, putting us among dying ones, essayists. Pale light in the middle, perhaps years ago, escaped me — perhaps indifferently and sacrilegiously. Remember, guess, hold, alter, but the manuscript itself keeps critics affecting an appreciation of Sonny, without the benefit of live performances. Doors I must have left open flutter back regretfully with lowered tones. Coursing treasures locked in sleep, echoes have descended on the passive meadows. Leaves might be making music dialectically, recollecting groans that somehow seem peaceful. Like possums in cap and gown, like giant crabs in an aquarium, professors toot whistles inside the chapel. Dons and sailing-ships cross the night, massive buildings and the chapel itself. Grasses waving and opaque swine rooting, in whose shade we are standing, poised one on top of another, raising their eyes to the windows. The workers up on the roof sloppily pour silver, beer, and skittles. Streams of silver overflow the courtyard, keeping stones rising and stonemasons working. It is the Age of Faith, setting stones on a deeper foundation. The stones are set, money from kings and queens and great popes, to whom hymns should be sung, who granted lands and reckoned tithes. Next the Age of Reason arrives, and the gold and silver flows down from the merchants and manufacturers who made their fortunes from industry and returned it to endow fellowships where they had learned their crafts, libraries and laboratories, observatories, special equipment, costly, delicate instruments on dark shelves. The grasses wave, the swine root, more foundations of gold and silver, deep pavement settles over wild grasses, men congratulate each other most heartily, gaudy blossoms flower in window boxes. Be-bop solos escape the rooms within, reflection is cut short. The clock! It is time to find lunch. Lunches anchor our beliefs in ourselves, memorable for sayings witty or wise, not what was eaten, soup and tart salad and salmon and duck, of no importance whatsoever, as if nobody needed to eat or drink; here lusty freedom defies effete convention. This lunch occasion begins with soul, deep-dish soul, with tenor sax spread like whitest cream; it will scorch with brown spots of smoke like brown birds in a cedar tree. Many shapely voices combine in chorus, the sharp, the sweet, the sizzling cymbals like giant, soft, exotic coins, high toms, insouciant as succulent buds; and unseen, almost unheard, the bass, the silent serving-man, the mill wheel’s mellow manifestation, darkly wreathed in melody, brown sugar melting, forming caramel waves. Rice and potatoes would be insulting. Wineglasses, bright emerald and deep ruby, will be emptied, will be filled half way up by the soul, not the figuration we call brilliance. In and out upon our lips, subterranean glows and richly mottled flames need to glimmer, need to sparkle need to become anything but themselves. In words, How good life seems! Sweet rewards, laughable grudges and grievances, admirable friendships, society of one’s kind, sunk among cushions, lighting a smoke. By good luck, ashtrays are handy (ash out the window if necessary). Things have been a little different, a cat without a name, truncated quadrangles changed by some careless fluke. Intelligence is emotional light for us. Something has let fall its prey; perhaps a hawk relinquished its grip. The tricolored cat pauses in mid-lawn; it, too, questions the world, lacking something different, but what was lacking? I ask myself. Hearing no answer, I have to think myself out. Before the collapse, before my eyes became distant from each other, diffident talk went on among the guests, some this gender, some another gender. Freely, amusingly, against the rhythm section, we merged the themes together, and the legitimate heirs to the music listened raptly to all that jazz. But the murmuring current behind it, that’s where the change inserts itself. Before the collapse people would have laughed, but would have sounded different. They were accompanied by a humming, musical, exciting, the magic of words, as they set music to words, with the help of the poets, the books beside me, in fact, and I find Walt Whitman singing. Of course, that’s where the real question about Ashbery’s so-called difficulty resides. I was thinking of this very thing yesterday while reading the liner notes to Sonny Rollins: The Freelance Years on Riverside. Zan Stewart writes about Rollins: ‘Sonny was then — and is now — a consummately melodic artist who builds a solo with grand logic, using the theme as an improvisational matrix to be revisited at will, creating stunning composition-like statements consisting of connected fragments of developed, though improvised, thought. And, perhaps more than any other since Parker, he uses rhythm as a guiding force, playing with the assuredness of a drummer, squeezing the time, expanding it, and always, like a cat, landing on his feet.’ Was that what people at lunch, before the collapse, longingly listened for? Something beautiful no one had heard? It’s ridiculous to think of people, even their breath, before the collapse, and that has to be explained in the middle of the lawn. They lost it in an accident. Some poems are said to be Unusual, clever, obscure, rather than likeable. What a difference a day makes, as a lunch party breaks up and people are finding their way. Thanks to the host’s smiling hospitality, lunch has lasted into the afternoon. The autumn day offers leaves, falling on the avenue as I walk, Tree after tree with gentle deciduousness. Muffled copper keys in well-oiled latches, treasure-houses being secured for the evening. The avenue joins a road — I forget its name — heading toward Fordham. Dinner is not until half-past seven; I could almost do without it. Scraps of poems and old tunes absorb my time along the road. If one could think of something akin to compositional technique for writing poetry, Ashbery would seem to be the natural example. So, after 50 years of writing and conversations surrounding jazz, I think approaching Ashbery from this angle wouldn’t be much of a stretch. It seems to me that the difficulty is only in the way that the Rodgers & Hammerstein composition My Favorite Things is difficult when John Coltrane plays it, as opposed to when Julie Andrews sings it. It’s not difficult at all. It’s just a different way to approach things, built on different methods, toward different ends. I find this basic idea mirrored in some fashion by nearly everyone who writes about Ashbery. They sing in my blood unbidden and then into another time signature, waters churned up by the weir. When poets wonder why he hasn’t received the Nobel Prize for Literature, the consensus is that he, unlike most of those who have won the prize, is not perceived as engagé. To me, and I believe many others, there’s no writer whose poems are more engaged with what it means to be human. Poetry, sadly (cheerfulness notwithstanding), doesn’t make much happen. But it does show us to ourselves, and I would suggest this is more vital today and has a far more vital relation than ever before to the material that poetry is often supposed to be engaged with. What poets, I clamor, they were! a sort of envy, I suppose, odious and absurd as comparisons are. Can we name two other poets ever as great as John Ashbery? Obviously it’s impossible, I quite thought. The very reason that poetry excites to rapture is that it celebrates some feeling we used to have, so that we respond quickly, easily, without troubling to check the feeling or to compare it with alternatives; the living poet expresses for us a feeling that is being made and torn out of us now. We may not fully recognize it; sometimes we may initially fear it. I find Ashbery’s poetry fresh, surprising, and inspiring. Partly it’s because, like his pal Frank O’Hara, he just goes on nerve. But the just contains multitudes. Going on nerve wouldn’t mean much if his poems weren’t so often startling, or moving, or intriguing, or funny, or exploratory about both the outer and inner worlds with the complexity they both deserve. Of course, complexity can make his poems difficult if approached with the usual expectations. To me, a part of his extraordinary achievement is to have changed our expectations. Good jazz is not bad opera. We hear it with alertness and compare it meticulously and even jealously with the flaccid music we know. Hence the difficulty of modern poetry, and it’s because of this annoying difficulty that we can’t even remember two lines of these modern poems. Why has my memory failed me? Why have I lost the pattern? Why have I stopped humming poems? Why have poems ceased to sing? I didn’t mean he was consciously imitating jazz, I meant that comparing it with that creative process made it possible for me to hear his deeper meanings and intentions and random connections and leaps of imagination beneath what the words would usually mean and imply. It was in my own ears and mind and experience — not Ashbery’s deliberate strategy. It allowed me to get over his use of cultural references that intimidated me and that I interpreted as elitist (though they’re actually mostly pop-culture references, but that’s not the way I saw it at the time) and the challenge of the word and phrase and image juxtapositions that seemed deliberately obscure then but now seem much more benign, just his way of making the music of his poems. To me Ashbery’s nonlinear language connections posed more of a challenge because the posture seemed more individual and the vocabulary more idiosyncratic. That is, just what you expect from great jazz. Why have fans ceased to respond? For me, this is a fascinating question. And the way the arts intersect — really isn’t jazz improvisation another version of collage that was present in the visual arts for decades (and in Language Poetry, of course), and now has been shown to be the way memory and cognition actually work? We blame it on the collapse: When the markets crashed in 2008, didn’t the faces of the people show plainly in each other’s eyes that music had died? Certainly it was a shock to their illusions about culture, art, and so on to see the reactions of their leaders in the face of despair, looking remarkably stupid — German, English, French. But fix blame where you will, the illusion died which had inspired Robert Frost, Edward Hopper, Sonny Rollins — to look, to listen, to remember. But why say blame? Why not praise the catastrophe, whatever it was, that destroyed illusion and restored truth? What is the truth in poems, with their red and blue shadows, their moaning ghosts and musty fumes, as they drift through the days? The words run on and on, vague as mist stealing the sunlight — Who needs the illusions of poems? The twists and turns of memory find no conclusion along the path, only mistakes, a wrong turn somewhere, somewhere in an autumn day, a soporific season of sunlit garden walls, so we are told, rusty evenings. There is an oddity at work. You should write that essay on Ashbery and jazz. Sounds like you know something about it. And yes, I see collage and jazz as related. After all, it was the Jazz Age when collage became a dominant technique in art (Braque’s painted collage effects, Schwitters’ tear-outs and found images, Fernand Léger’s influence on Willem de Kooning). Both jazz and modernist artists and poets were responding to the speed of modern life and technological advances (recordings, radio, air flight, talkies) and the leaps of attention they created, much like Ashbery’s poetry. To me Ashbery’s technique is more like Monk’s, whose unique compositional and improvisational style depended on a deep musical intuition that repurposed standard harmonies and took altered chords and whole-tone scales to new (at first dissonant) places for the ear to follow. But at the same time Monk’s sound is always consistent, as is Ashbery’s. Perhaps the songs of Walt Whitman were partly responsible for the collapse — nothing was lost but an illusion — shaking our faith in garden walls, in brimstone, butterflies, and poisoned apples, in words, music of the air. The wind contains no watchful spirits, the yellow trees no guardian shades, the drifting clouds no gray sonatas. In the time between the lights, purple burns in silvered window panes like the furious beating of hearts when the secret worlds are revealed, soon to have vanished like surprise; for, unwisely, the gate is open to other worlds which are fading, some of laughter, others of fear — the gardens of Fordham, wild, open, sprinkled and carelessly flung with daisies, disorderly at the best of times, and often wind-blown and apparently rootless. The gates of the gardens chunter like puppets of pewter and moss under the dead, white, unmetaphorical clouds. Someone is in the garden, someone, phantoms only, half guessed, half seen — and then someone on the terrace, pausing to glimpse the gray-green garden, powerful yet reclusive, closed in herself and her shapeless dress — a study, dim yet intense, as her scarf is pulled aside by the wind — a terrible parting, returning, or striving, out of the favored heart of autumn, reaching back through the collapse. Food is being served in the far assembly hall, beyond the garden. Dinner is ready, and we arrive. There is no poetry or music. We could see any larger pattern, but there is no such pattern. Beef, with its greens and potatoes, suggests cattle in a muddy market; sprouts curled, yellowed at the edge, bargaining and cheapening Monday mornings, but there is no reason to complain. The supply is at least sufficient. If anyone complains about her food, she has an uncharitable heart, and has denied herself life and warmth, and has given nothing to the poor. Charity embraces even the poor. The charity jug is passed around; the spuds are dry as toast. Everyone scrapes their plates and chairs. Doors swing open to the garden, ready for breakfast the next morning. Children, old and young, try singing, but they are strangers to song. Our dinner is out of focus. We have been prying and searching the hidden crannies of the hall and must say nothing of this; conversation is, for a moment, fogged — heart, body, brain are mixed together, and not contained in separate compartments, as they are in robot society. Only good dinner makes good talk. We can’t think straight without food. The lamp on the table sputters. We are possibly going to heaven — it’s just around the next corner at the end of our daily work. Luckily our mentors taught us science. Science is bottles and a spyglass on that table by the fire, surrounded by one or more dinners. In another two or three minutes we’ll be playing freely among those objects of curiosity and interest which the absence of a particular person, or the coming together again, or how someone has lived or not — none of this counts as knowledge, not good, bad, or indifferent — all these pseudo-facts pertaining to human nature mean less than nothing to this world we live in, which proceeds naturally from cause to effect, but though saying certain things, it will schweigen, embarrassed by any thoughtless unsettling of its own accord, carrying everything toward an end of its own. Diese Welt könnte von Oxidation sprechen, of erosion or black walnuts, but certainly not of any human affairs, no birthdays, no Supreme Court decisions. Kings and popes count their blessings; diese Welt keine Beachtung schenkt, leben nur für die Ewigkeit zu besuchen. Food and medicine, markets and wealth, the stringy hearts of old men, are mutually disjointed, disconnected, and nonsensical. Enfolding patterns of forever are neither cruel nor merciful. The only choices are those no mind has framed, anticipated, or regretted. When they open briefly, all those years of poems, scraps of obscurity littering the air, to be shoveled into the ditch, the great whirling magnets feel nothing. No motion is checked or started. No elements are fused or fissioned. All the lies that colleges intone gehen durch diese Welt ohne Wirkung. All that lies in brick libraries and the wild prairies of literature exerts no more force than the imaginary borders of Vermont. Philosophies vanish without a trace, whole languages disappear without a ripple in the wind. Well, said Sister Mary, about 2008 — but then you know the story. Once more she recounted the collapse. The wizards met and conjured words. Papers were written up, meetings convened; statements were read, earnest pronouncements made. Those responsible never lost a penny. Conservative talk-show hosts were tediously rude. How can you blame the wizards? The wizards work in mysterious ways. Are you sitting in those meetings? Have you opined on those subjects? Have you influenced the power elite? Tell you what — write a letter. Write two. That’s the way, presumably. Sixty years ago it was popular, and time was spent on it. Only after a long struggle and the utmost difficulty, we got agreement. Obviously we can’t have wine and servants – meaning, not all of us — use your head, Sister Mary surrendered. We can’t have fancy furniture and extra houses and all the amenities, she said, quoting from the radio, Some folks will have to wait. The thought of all that poetry running on, year after dreary year, and registering nary a microgram on the Mettler Digital Lab Scale Balance, no mass, no velocity, no momentum. What did those poets think they were doing? Nothing to be recycled? No reflections or refractions of wavelengths? Nothing weighed or measured or transmuted? Sister Mary’s grandmother had spare time (being one of eleven surviving children), and left a few gray traces. There is a photo of an old lady in a plaid shawl. There is a large cameo in a small oval box; a basket-chair that served as a bed for a spaniel with a worried look. If she had gone into business, a wizard of the Stock Exchange, vice-president of a large insurance company, proprietress of a fleet of oil-tankers, if she had left an estate, we would be sitting pretty today, and we might be talking about something substantive, something other than poetry. If Mary’s grandmother had studied wizardry, if she had learned to make money like the Founding Fathers did, and had kept her money safe like the wizards kept theirs safe to invest in things with mass and velocity and momentum, we might be the ones with wine and servants, we might enjoy a certain confidence in a pleasant and efficacious lifetime in the shelter of some position, some tangible piece of the world; we might know something about finance. If Mary’s grandmother, at age fifteen, had learned to play with house (rather than pin or egg) money — What about that scenario, Sister Mary? Between our glasses of red wine, evening shattering, a few stars appearing, we share and revise our memories (we were a large, happy family) of games and quarrels in Vermont, which we never tire of praising for its air quality, its pies, its endowed institutions of higher learning. To endow a college would require making a fortune, not having children — consider the plain facts, we said. Nine months later, someone is born; months spent in feeding the baby; years spent playing with the baby. You can’t let children run wild – the results are far too unpleasant. Human nature takes years to shape. If Mary’s mother had made money, what memories would Mary have today? Would she have known of Vermont, its fine air, pies, and all? It’s useless to ask such questions, because Mary would never have existed. It’s equally useless to ask, what if Mary’s mother and her mother and the mothers before that had spent their lives amassing great wealth? Their earning money was quite impossible, and, if it had been possible, the law denied them the right to keep what money they earned. It is only very recently that women could have their own money. For all the centuries before that, it would have been their husbands’ — a thought which may have kept mothers and their daughters off the Stock Exchange: Every penny we earn will surely be taken from us and, depending on our husbands’ wishes, perhaps used to endow more fellowships. To earn money is not something that interests us much. We had better let our husbands do it. Ashbery is an unlikely candidate for the Nobel Prize, for much the same reason that he’s never been Poet Laureate. It has a lot to do with the delusions of the picture-perfect. In other words, for a person to be considered for such things, that person has to participate in at least some version of cultural realism. That’s just not Ashbery’s style. For me, that’s good news. We have enough poets doing that. I’ve always thought of Ashbery as a very rural, or even exurban, poet. I think looking at much of his work that way is profitable, where the energy of the city is exchanged for the organic meandering of the country, and the logic of the seasons replaces the city’s logic of commerce. Even without fixing blame on the plaid shawl and the worried spaniel, it’s obvious that, for some reason, our grandmothers managed to mismanage money. Not a penny was available for servants and wine, gates and lawns, books and statues, libraries and leisure. Walls out of earth were barely possible. We talk, standing by the window every night, looking down on the domes and towers of the city, mysteriously sacred in the October moonlight. Worn old stones look impossibly white. We think of all the poems assembled down there, actual and potential, and poets past, present, and future. We see the stained-glass windows casting stars and crescents on the pavement; we think of memorials and inscriptions, of the fountains, meadows, quiet rooms, and (please grant me the thought) of the convenient wine and servants, the deep armchairs and comforting carpets: the urbanity, the geniality, the dignity, rightful access to luxury and privacy. Our mothers have not provided us with anything comparable to all this — our mothers who saved no money, but decided to raise children instead. I just wondered whether Ashbery had much of a direct relationship with jazz musicians or jazz improvisation theory. Approaching Ashbery’s work with something of a jazz consciousness can set someone up with a much better relationship with what’s going on than, say, New Critical interpretations of how poems work. I was wondering if that’s just a coincidence or if Ashbery has ever written on or talked about jazz improvisation. The way he takes a concept (say the concept of a Worsening Situation) and then plays it through the registers, is brilliant (in much the way that Sonny Rollins’ Blue 7 is brilliant [and, I believe, completely improvised]). If such an essay hasn’t been written yet, it should be. I wander through the dark streets, and I ponder this and that. I wonder why it is that Sister Mary has no money, what poverty does to the mind, what wealth does to the mind, the wizards I have seen on television, and I realize how it is. I think about the brick libraries. I think about the locked doors. I think how unpleasant it is, though it has perhaps been worse. We feel no safety or prosperity, we feel only poverty and insecurity. There is no effect of tradition, lack continues of a proud tradition. At last, it’s time to pause: The arguments and the impressions, even laughter, are tossed into the hedges. Stars are flickering among the leaves. The patches of sky seem lonely. All human beings are sound asleep. Even if some doors or gates are standing open, it’s too late. We look up in surprise; and then we hear Ashbery’s favorite tune: Says Who? Says You, Says I! I’m not being very cutting-edge with this, but I’m tired of the boxes people have made for Ashbery. He presents a much more inclusive poem than definitions of his work usually admit. I like the idea of jazz as a metaphor, as the theme / improvisation format keeps a window open for whatever the day presents. But like all metaphors and parallel examples, it leaves out at least as much as it allows. Mary looks up from her notebook. History seems to be fading away. She glances at the high-definition display. The Modern Poetry program is ending, the one that explains John Ashbery, Ashbery’s Golden Age of Poetic Jazz. She looks back at the notebook, as it turns into wet chalk; it is 2:30 on Thursday afternoon, the explanation is complete, and we no longer need poetry or jazz. 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Everyone in town is fighting you. You alone are first, second, third. Your many, varied lives are paramount. Nadie te ama más que yo. Gesualdo Big red wallpaper Big red wallpaper It makes you choose It makes you think Corned beef and egg Corned beef and egg They make you tired They make you droid Down it now may go Down it well may go Who knows anymore? These days, who really knows? We are a la mode We are all a la mode They shout that we are Not what we should be Well, say that they give it Just say that they give it We are more, we are more We are more than they give While I'm Thinking of It It has come to my attention, but I can't understand how to say it. I can hear, but I can't understand what's being said. This happens more often. Sympathy is feeling without understanding. What really needs to be heard? Don't resist. It is often described as leading to feelings without expecting to be convicted by others. The risk may be progressing from feelings to self-destructive subjects. 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It all happened in one of those parallel universes that can communicate with ours only in waking dreams. Moderately Evasive Abruptly the more distractible pavement ingests a recondite stream of basement-evaders, impugned though oblivious. They are in just spring, these transparent shingles as old as snow, systematically dispersing around my rose blooms, short on logic, yea, believe it. Since they are like our coming out into the avenue, as more you parallel, so less she should give way to foundlings from the Rand Institute. Yes, she was the one who would be least prone to riddle you. We will always cant, and, as near cantors, will retreat into core epiphenomena. A broader quality will have passed away. They'd've explained to you that, releasing unlike such-and-so, eardrums dry over the spaces before laughter magnifies. We'd told them to resist, or, after they'd been here at least equestrianly, they'd repeat the speech gracefully outside the feed-bag. Yes, I had both blurted out and taken defense. Twice or more past they will’ve reawakened us going together, apart from the real, into the insane past unlike a blanket statement. This always begins out of geistige Gesundheit and its hypernyms. Attending to a runner without his pencil, combining a baser honor with incomplete delight, common examples accepted almost always, going in to be recalled out of a stammering alertness and pushing ahead. Attentively, they will extract what we'd been collecting unlike the pupil and discarding unlike the pelt (neither part perhaps), well informed about what'd've honored us. The future will have forbidden their ports, and, after now, they'll've been none for all.