September 2010
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September 2010
News, Clues & Rumors Volume XXVIII, Issue 7 Publication Date: August 20, 2010 On The Cover: New contributor Lucien Lewis captured on film by master photog Gary Rather. Note to CHP: this looks like public roads, but it’s actually a bluescreen simulation of a man doing a wheelie. Contents: News, Clues & Rumors. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3 New Stuff . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 8 Tankslapper . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9 Events. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10 Calistoga Half-Mile. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 11 Champion-Framed CB 350 Special . . . . 14 2101 Ducati Multistrada S . . . . . . . . . . . 16 Laguna Seca, 2010: Racer’s View . . . . . 19 Shop Stop: Ninja 250 Rentals . . . . . . . . 20 Dan Bazier . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 22 Maynard Hershon. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 24 Dr. Gregory Frazier. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 25 Ed Hertfelter. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 26 Marketplace . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 27 Classified Ads. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 28 AFM Report . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 30 The Bestest Scooter Ad, Ever. . Back Cover CityBike Staff: PO Box 10659 Oakland, CA 94610 phone:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 415/282-2790 e-mail: . . . . . . . . . . . . [email protected] Find us online: citybike.com News ‘n Clues: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Staff Editor-in-Chief:. . . . . . . . . . Gabe Ets-Hokin Senior Editor: . . . . . . . . . . Robert Stokstad Chief of the World Adventure Affairs Desk:. . . . . . . . . Dr. Gregory Frazier Staff Photographers: — Robert Stokstad — Gary Rather Art Director: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Alan Lapp Advertising Sales: . . . . . . . . . Kenyon Wills Publisher: . . . . . . . . . . . . .EHW Partnership Contributors: Brenda Bates, Dan Baizer, Craig Bessenger, John Bishop, John Burns, Joanne Donne, John D’India (RIP), David Edwards, Mike Felder, Dr. Gregory Frazier, Will Guyan, Joe Glydon (RIP), Brian Halton, Maynard Hershon, Ed Hertfelder, Harry Hoffman, Otto Hofmann, Jon Jenseon, Patrick Moriarty, Lary Orlick, Bob Pushwa, Gary Rather, Curt Relick Mike Solis, Ivan Thelin, James Thurber, Adam Wade. CityBike is published on or about the 15th of each month. Editorial deadline is the 1st of each month. Advertising information is available on request. Unsolicited articles and photographs are always welcome. Please include a full name, address and phone number with all submissions. We reserve the right to edit all manuscripts. Editor Ets-Hokin addresses the throngs at the first annual Mojo-to-Zen CityBike ride. Photo: Roy Kaltschmidt. ZEN HOUSE RIDE We’d like to thank everybody who came out to ride with us on our first annual Mojo-to-Zen ride on August 7th. For those of you who couldn’t make it (although what else would you possibly want to do?), you missed a day of bad directions, bicycledodging, spicy-taco eating, bike-showand-judging, literary readings from Editor Ets-Hokin, moto-travel-writer Karla King and raconteur Will Guyan. Oh, and we rode motorcycles, too. We were especially impressed with Kelley and Dave at the Zen House. The shop—in what looks like old stables—is tiny, but Dave is a wizard with bikes. And Kelley is radiant and pleasant, and makes delicious spicy pork tacos, although she herself is a vegetarian (which gives you a clue to her generosity). The 30 or so riders who rode the 100plus miles up from MojoTown One reader’s way to slowly kill his iguana. were joined by another 20 or 30 local fans of the champion Valentino Rossi has never shop. Tables were set up, tires were kicked, tacos raced with Ducati. That will change next year, when a two-year contract with were eaten and a fine time Ducati begins. was had by all. We look forward to next year. This A match made in heaven? Or swan song time, the route will be of a tapering-off career? Anyone who saw clear of bicycles. Rossi’s strong showing at Laguna Seca Stay tuned for more CityBike literary events, as soon as we find a place that will have us back. ROSSI GOES TO DUCATI Matching up one of the winningest Italian racers with one of the winningest Italian motorcycle companies would seem like a no-brainer, right? Except 9-time MotoGP Web hosting and design by mojotown.com last month knows the not-quite-over-thehill 31-year-old still has plenty of fight left in him, and his technical mastery of any racing motorcycle—regardless of size or displacement—coupled with his genius at getting his bikes perfectly set up make him valuable to any factory looking for more trophies. And nobody loves trophies more than the red-suited denizens of Borgo Panigale. In 2012, displacement limits will go back to 1000cc, which should suit coolas-a-cucumber Rossi very well. The best part is that Ducati gets its MotoGP technology into the hands of its streetbike customers faster than most other factories. Will 2015 see a Rossi-developed, 220-horsepower V-Four replacement to the 1198? We can dream, right? READING THE RIOT ACT ©2010, EHW Partnership. Citybike Magazine is distributed at over 150 places throughout California each month. Taking more than a few copies at any one place without permission from EHW Partnership, especially for purposes of recycling, is theft and will be prosecuted to the full extent of civil and criminal law. CityBike Illuminati—egged on by CityBike contributor, poet, mechanic and literary bad-boy Ed Milich (author September 2010 | 3 | CityBike.com by nobody...except two very nice and understanding African-American gentlemen. That last one was at the lavish Dainese D-Store, which not only has great acoustics and a mind-blowing video system (where they show every MotoGP and SBK race), but it also smells like fine leather. DUCATI 848 EVO Maybe following the vagaries of international currency exchange isn’t your area of interest or expertise, but there may be some savvy watchers of those markets who will make out like bandits, sportbike-wise. That’s because Ducati announced its first new 2011 model, the 848 EVO, which offers more power and better braking—but the same price Ed Milich reads to the gathered crowd at Munroe Motors. tag as the old 848. By waiting Photo: Dave Duffin. until 2011, prospective 848 of Wrenched: Man and Machine) have given buyers will get more bike for several readings around San Francisco, and the same amount of money. International while they aren’t particularly well-attended, monetary debt crises can be your friend. they are well-received and everyone Like the Hypermotard 1100 EVO, the involved has a good time. Highlights: a EVO moniker designates the bike as a delicious spread of food and wine laid development of a prior model, rather out by the fine folks at Munroe Motors, followed by Ed’s delicious poetry (“Krylon than a whole new bike. Ducati claims the upgrades were based on feedback from Victory Red” is our favorite) and Will AMA Pro Racing, so it’s no surprise Guyan’s homespun yarns. Or a reading given by Editor Ets-Hokin in which he read that the biggest change is more motor. Cylinder heads, throttle bodies, pistons and a column that started with, “I admit I’m camshafts have been altered to raise output afraid of black people” that was attended DUCATI 848 EVO The problem is we’re Americans, not cowed subjects of an Orwellian police state or zombie-like rule-followers. If we break the law, by all means arrest us, put us before a judge (not some underpaid “referee” who barely knows the law, but that’s a topic for another day) and prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that a) it was us and b) we broke the law. And give us a shot at asking our accuser what he or she knows about the The extra power is no good without control, incident. Even the freakin’ ancient Romans so the chassis gets upgraded too. A steering had that right before they were tossed damper is now standard, and the bike is to the lions. But when the accuser is a delivered with Pirelli Diablo Supercorsa SP machine, that right is denied, no matter rubber—trackday ready. But the real plum how fair the person who programs and in this superbike pudding is the addition controls the machine claims he is. of Brembo monobloc racing calipers. The Luckily, in May, a three-judge panel of rigid, one-piece units offer substantially the California Supreme Court overruled better feel and power than the old bike’s a red-light conviction from Santa Ana lower-spec items. Dry weight drops by a (California v. Khaled. “The photographs pound, to 369. contain hearsay evidence,” the ruling states, More power, better brakes; should be and goes on to describe how the people more money, right? Well, no. What with maintaining the equipment and entering the uncertainties in the entire world data didn’t testify, and even if a police economy, the Euro finds itself weaker officer shows up, he or she has no personal against the dollar than it’s been since 2005, knowledge of the event in question, unless weak enough that monobloc calipers cost he or she was there. There is an exception Americans what multi-part calipers did for hearsay evidence for official government last year. The result? The matte-finish 848 records, but these records were kept by an Dark is $12,995, the same price as the 2010. outside contractor, not the government. Ducati red will run you a grand more. What’s important about this case is that RED-LIGHT CAMERAS GET because it came from the state appellate system, you can now use it as precedent to THE RED LIGHT suppress similar red-light tickets, which We Americans get all weepy about our we at CityBike urge you to do. You can buy Second-Amendment right to bear arms, the excellent self-guide to fighting tickets but ask the guy next to you on the bus called, not surprisingly, Fight Your Ticket which amendment protects his right to cross-examine his government accuser and (go to nolo.com or call 800/728-3555 to order) or hire a traffic-ticket attorney. he’ll say, “huh?” And yet we are far more likely to have that right violated than have What’s important is to fight every ticket our guns taken away. you get, regardless of your guilt or what it’s for. Breaking the law is bad, m’kay, but We’re talking about red-light cameras, using stepped-up traffic enforcement as which admittedly do prevent red-light a means to raise revenue is worse. “Those running and accidents. But at what who would give up essential liberty,” wrote price? The cameras—operated by profitBenjamin Franklin, “to purchase a little motivated mega-corporations—are set temporary safety, deserve neither liberty up at key intersections, and city traffic nor safety.” engineers then shrink the yellow-light time to as short as they can get away with, TIME TO DO TIME? or sometimes shorter than the California Scotty Storey, moto-lawyer and riding Vehicle Code demands. The goal? Get the machinery to send out as many $400-plus rights advocate, has noticed a “strange shift” of late in Santa Clara County’s tickets as possible, which lets cowardly politicians balance budgets without raising courts. Traffic misdemeanors— violations that are a step above gardentaxes or cutting services while saying they variety speeding or other traffic made the streets safer. violation—are getting moved out of to 140 horsepower and 72.3 ft.-lbs. of torque, up from the 2010’s 134 hp and 70.8 ft.-lbs. One-hundred-forty hp—probably around 125 at the back wheel—was eyebrow-raising for an open-class Japanese inline-Four not too long ago, but this is a middleweight Twin: a fact Ducati is leveraging to crown the 848 “the most powerful motorcycle in its category.” September 2010 | 4 | CityBike.com but it’s something, and if leads to the arrest the regular traffic court and sent to the of one scumbug bike thief, it’s well worth it. criminal courthouse. Previously, Storey reports, “some traffic misdemeanors, e.g., STENSON HEARING: THIS reckless, exhibition of speed, would get sent to traffic court while others where TIME FOR REAL! sent to the criminal courthouse. If you’ve been following the saga of Felicia What’s the difference?, you may ask. Storey Stenson, the repeat drunk-driver who maimed scooter rider/journalist Astrid replies, “I’ll tell you the difference: Jail Gunter-Molzow, you’ll know her defense time! If you have a misdemeanor in traffic attorney has managed to delay the case court you can rest assured that you will well over a year. Wednesday, August 25th, likely not see a district attorney and the the preliminary hearing will really happen, commissioner will not assess you with a so sayeth the court, so come on down jail sentence. In criminal court, district attorneys are all over the place, and in Santa and show your support; it could make the difference deciding on when the trial will Clara County especially, you can expect somewhere between 4-10 days jail sentence be scheduled and will show the D.A. and on a first-offense. You are also looking a 2-3 court how important this case is to Bay years court probation and a hefty fine if you Area motorcyclists. It’s likely to be an allday affair, as other cases are mixed in and land in criminal court with a misdo. you never know when any particular case “Moral of the story to my fellow is heard. motorcyclists is: Don’t do wheelies, donuts, stoppies or try to escape a traffic infraction The courthouse is 850 Bryant (you may know it well), and hearings start at 9:00 in Santa Clara County unless you want to am. It should be in Department 20, on the wind up in criminal court.” second floor. If you do run afoul of the law down in the wastelands of Santa Clara County, MV AGUSTA SOLD TO you may want to save Storey’s number MV AGUSTA for that one phone call: 408/892-7896 or No big surprises here: after being on the toll free (if they take away your dimes) market for almost a year, Harley-Davidson at 800/264-4379. Not a lot of attorneys finally found a buyer for luxury-sportbike handle traffic cases, and we at News, Clues division MV Agusta: MV Agusta. The have personal experience of Storey’s high price? Three Euros (actually, two Euros and level of competence (in fact, we urged him one dollar, about $3.54 total), a significant to advertise in CityBike). Check out his loss considering H-D bought the whole website: twowheellaw.com mess for something like 110 million dollars two years ago. But hey, it’s all a write-off, THE GOVERNMENT DOES and H-D reports it’s comfortably profitable SOMETHING RIGHT? after writing down losses like MV, Buell Here’s an interesting loophole: California and millions in bad loans made through its law prohibits possession of “burglary tools” finance arm. like slim jims and shaved keys designed to Turns out this isn’t the first time this kind aid in car theft, as breaking into a locked car or truck is burglary. But your bike don’t of thing has happened to H-D, though. From our friend and partner in vintagegot no roof or doors, right? So if a cop bike crime, Paul D’Orleans’ outstanding catches you with motorcycle theft tools, “Vintagent” blog: you couldn’t be arrested. Crazy, huh? Until last month, that is, when Goveror Schwarzenegger signed AB1848 into law, which makes it a misdemeanor to have tools intended to assist in the theft of a motorcycle. The legislation, intorduced by Assembly Republican Leader Martin Garrick (who rides) sounds like an umbrella-in-a-hurricane kind of thing to us, entry into small-capacity motorcycling, as they hadn’t developed any lightweight bikes since introducing the Hummer, whose design was based wholly on the DKW RT125, blueprints and tooling of which were acquired as war trophies/ reparations immediately following W WII. Thus, H-D had a lot of catching up to do, having done no development in the fastest-growing segment of motorcycling in the late 1940s through early ‘70s. Having done the calculations, I’m certain management concluded it would be more cost-effective to purchase a small company with a successful product line of lightweights, than begin a years-long process of developing a new H-D line of small machines. HARLEY/MV: DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN The contemporary tale of HarleyDavidson/MV Agusta proves the lessons of the past have yet to be learned, the entire scenario being a poor repeat of H-D’s previous purchase of Aermacchi in 1961. At that time, H-D sought an September 2010 | 5 | CityBike.com Harley was successful initially with the new models, which proved popular for racing, street, and off-road uses. The move required a huge effort to armwrestle dealers into selling bikes they didn’t know at all, make space on shop floors, and retrain thousands of service departments to work on unfamiliar models, which were introduced at a rapid pace. Every H-D mechanic also had to buy a complete new set of metric tools! Echoes of their grumbling can still be heard today, and it’s a rare true-blue Harley enthusiast/dealer/mechanic who retains fondness for the Aermacchi episode, or frankly, even acknowledge the Italian machines as H-Ds at all. The flabbergasting conclusion to this whole tale isn’t the fact that H-D sold MV Agusta NEW APRILIA DORSODURO FOR 2011? Dorsoduro 1200 to be posted on its website with all of the new model’s details (see the specs Our friends at Motorcycle Daily below). The big V-twin brother to (motorcycledaily.com) report the the Dorsoduro 750 will be plenty following: fast if power is anywhere near the “Note to manufacturers: if you’re planning claimed 134.5 bhp at 9500 rpm. Compare this to the 92 bhp put to surprise the world when you unveil out by the current 750 (which a new model, don’t release the owners’ manual on the Internet months in advance. is no slouch) and you get the general idea. This isn’t going to The Castiglionis won’t have it easy to revive Whether deliberately or not, Aprilia has be your typical big twin. Output allowed the owners’ manual MV Agusta from its current moribund is more like Ducati output. for the as-yetstate, but they managed to prosper in the unreleased With slightly more ‘70s after buying Aermacchi back from relaxed steering, H-D, and seem to have come out just fine in the Dorsoduro the end. Their tale, and that of their father 1200 should be more Giovanni, deserves to be told, as Giovanni stable than the 750, founded Cagiva in 1950 and sons Claudio a necessity with and Gianfranco inherited the huge boost in the company—changing power. The bigger the focus in 1978 from bike will also carry metals production to an additional 59 motorcycles. pounds in weight, George Santayana unfortunately. It may famously wrote (in have Ducati-esque ‘The Life of Reason’, power, but this will be a 1905), “Those who porkier package than the cannot remember the typical one available past are condemned from Bologna.” to repeat it”. It would In fact, the bike’s seem H-Ds venture dry weight is 473 with MV Agusta was pounds, meaning doomed from the start. the bike will be Read more of Paul’s well into the brilliant blog at 500-pound range thevintagent.blogspot. ready to ride. At com. 412 pounds dry, for a reported three Euros—that’s typical when a corporate buyer must assume the debts of the seller’s company. No, it’s that both deals involved the Castiglioni brothers, who purchased Aermacchi from Harley in the 1978. The Castiglionis have repeated the exercise, decades later, of buying an Italian motorcycle company for a song when H-D was in financial trouble. A remarkable case of déja vu? September 2010 | 6 | CityBike.com CYCLE WORLD GETS JUMP STARTED More publishing news: Cycle World publisher Larry Little (who himself fired long-time editor-in-chief David Edwards last year) got the axe recently. The magazine is also now under the aegis of Jumpstart Media, a division of CW’s parent company that coordinates automotive advertising with online media. Publishing duties will be handled by Andy Leisner, ex-G.P.racer and partner of HardCard Holdings, a motorsport management and P.R. firm that is well-known in the industry. If you suspected CW of having a conflict of interest before, this might fuel your suspicion a bit more, but it should be a wellrun, stylish read, at least. the 750 Dorso (shown here) is fun, but no lightweight; we wonder why Aprilia’s motorcycles are so heavy. GET OFF YOUR IRON BUTT The Iron Butt Association has a new magazine called, appropriately (if not particularly creatively), Iron Butt Magazine. It covers all aspects of endurance riding and is aimed at the 60,000 worldwide members of the IBA. It will be produced quarterly and subscriptions are but $20, which makes us look overpriced at $30 a year, to which we say; you get what you pay for. To subscribe, go to ironbuttrecords.com. As Jump Start’s CEO says with great clarity, “Jumpstart Automotive Group has been making decisive moves to deliver multi-platform opportunities that tap into the brand essence of the diverse, high-performance media companies that we bring to the table, while also offering the consumer reach, performance and insights like no other competitor.” We have no idea what that means. BEST GIFT BOX EVER? We told you all about the mega-awesome, mega-expensive NCR M16, (“News, Clues and Rumors,” July) but that’s not the last you’ve heard of it. Hattar Motorsports, the San Rafael Ducati/Triumph dealership that works closely with NCR to provide for the carbon-fiber needs of its comfortably well-off clientele, had a viewing of the bike after it was displayed at Laguna Seca. What they found remarkable wasn’t the bike—if you’ve seen one $200,000, 330-pound, street-legal 200-horsepower MotoGP bike, you’ve seen them all—but the packing crate it came in. The whole bike is cradled in a custom-made, fork-lift-ready metal crate like those giant boxes you see at Aerosmith concerts. the website (ktmusa.com) or call 951/6008007 for more details. If you go, take lots of pictures and let us know how it went. SUPERMOTO RETURNS TO IMS Advanstar, organizer of the International Motorcycle Shows, has teamed up with Supermoto USA to bring supermoto Check out the Hattar website (hattarmoto. racing back to the San Mateo Expo Center com) for video and other information about show November 19-21. the last year we NCR. can remember that happening—was it 2002?—-the response from the show-goers ADVENTURE RIDER RALLY was very positive and a good time was had KTM Sportmotorcycles invites all by all. Find out more at motorcycleshows. adventure riders to Moab, Utah for its 7th- com or supermotousa.com. annual Adventure Rider Rally October 15-17. KTM claims it’s the only I LOVE MAN, PART 2 national-level meet-up for KTM If you love man (chant “I Love Man” enthusiasts, but the event over and over and you’ll see what we’re is open to all brands talking about) but you ran out of stuff of street-legal bikes. to sell to get yourself to the Isle of Man There will be KTM to watch the greatest effing roadrace on experts on hand, Earth, don’t fret: HD Theater, brought guided adventure to you by the Discovery Channel, has tours, demo produced a 9-part series about the 2010 rides, an awards event. It will take an in-depth look at the dinner and other superbikes, supersports, sidecars and the activities. Cost TTXGP electric race. Check with your is $125, and cable provider for what channel it’s on, you can go to but with Bay Area Comcast it seems to be on 754, starting Monday, August 23 at 6:00 pm. You can also threaten your TiVo box with an aluminum baseball bat to get it to record the show, which is what Publisher Wills does so he can watch “Dancing With the Stars.” September 2010 | 7 | CityBike.com New Stuff Can’t talk about footwear without mentioning Sidi. We’ve always been impressed with the comfort, Well, we haven’t had much of a summer here in the Bay Area, but we can still pretend it’s balmy by wearing lighterweight footwear when we ride. Alpinestars has a new casual riding shoe called the Blacktop. Styled like a cross between a motorcycle boot and a basketball shoe, the Blacktop features mesh inserts to keep your feet cool, but it doesn’t skimp on protection. It sports armored heel and ankle protection, a reinforced shank and extra ankle padding. And they should be comfortable to walk in, with flexible soles and EVA foam in the footbed. Pricing is $110. If sneakers are too protective, how about some sandals? C’mon, admit it, you’ve ridden in sandals. Well, even if you don’t ride in sandals, you can always walk around in them? Sandals are great to take on tour, as they’re easy to pack. If you are looking for sandals, you can buy the usual made-in-China petrochemical jobs at a big-box retailer, or you can help Indosole save used motorcycle tires from filling up Indonesian landfills. Say what? That’s right, the San Franciscobased company has its products made of old tires by Indonesian craftsmen. Buy a pair, and you reduce your footprint by...reducing your footprint, we guess. Anyway, if the whole idea isn’t too hippie-dippy for you, check out shop.indosole.com. The sandals, in men’s and women’s sizes and styles (get the high-silica compound; we hear it’ll be a wet winter) run $45. craftsmanship and decent prices offered by this brand. Motonation, Sidi’s USA importer, announced the Cobra Air and Cobra Rain boots. The Cobra is a mid-levelpriced sport/ race boot that offers high-end features like an anklesupport system and shock-absorbing heelcup. We just tested the Sidi Fusion boots, and were very impressed with what you get for a mere $200, so we’re expecting these boots will be excellent values. The air is perforated for hotweather use, and the Rain is waterproof, but you probably guessed that. The Air is $250 and the Rain is $275, and both should be at your Sidi dealer in October. Check out motonation.com for more info. There’s still time to get in some touring before the rain starts, and to help with that is travel writer Gary McKechnie. He wrote the Great American Motorcycle Tours series of travel guides, and they look impressive. The first three books, Great American Motorcycle Tours of the West, Great American Motorcycle Tours of the Northeast and Great American Tours of the South cover Gary’s favorite rides in those regions, along with historical info, guides to lodgings, dining and attractions, motorcycle shops and more. The copy we got here, Great American Motorcycle Tours(fourth edition), selects 25 of Gary’s favorite trips and combines them with three more new rides (in the Texas Hill Country, the Great Plains and Michigan), along with packing advice and a new appendix. The Great American Motorcycle Tours books are $22 and available at book stores (we assume) or go to the publisher’s website for more info: travelmatters. com. And if you just want to stay home and read about motorcycles, that’s okay, too. Curl up with a copy of Kris Palmer’s Motorcycle Survivor: Tips and Tales in the Unrestored Realm. If you think a 40-year-old motorcycle should look like a 40-year-old motorcycle, this book might be for you. In 200 pages and dozens of full-color photos, Palmer makes an argument for buying well-used, but cared-for, motorcycles and then riding them. It’s part buyer’s guide, part compendium of stories about the bikes and collectors. It looks like a great gift for anyone interested in vintage bikes. $30: look for it through Parker House Publishing (parkerhousepublishing.com). Tankslapper BIKES AND BEATS I am responding to Brenda’s ‘Beats and Bikes’. Ms. Bates refers to the encoding of sound and beat ‘due to environmental heritage’. I think more accurately, that encoding is more biologic, and happens in the womb, where, for six or seven months we all reside inches from a relatively huge heart. And when, in our short lives has life been more stress free? In addition, after a crash, part of my rehab involved extended swimming ( I could not walk for 13 months ). I found that extended period of weightlessness, combined with elevated heart rate gave a similar feeling of well being and elation. Where else in our short lives have we spent time waterborne? On dry land, my only experience that combines those two sensations is piloting my bike through a well-paved series of switchbacks. Keep up the good work! Cheers, Richard Rosen San Francisco STAKING HIS CLAIM Editor, Never planned to be, never was, never will be safe. Ride fast! Grab the opportunity, the brilliance! Awe! Wonder! Life-arching friendship! Play with the forms and pass your struggle on! Do that before Osama smashes your tinsel little office, before your Quonset gets foreclosed. Ride fast! Skip class, risk your top grade, take that extra swim! You’re Beneath the Wheel soon enough. Take chances! Quaff that last poppy, Jasper, zip past the dead souls in SUVs! Those who aren’t born, will never beat up a meter maid. Take chances! Will all seven pillars of wisdom save a Brough from a bicycle? Don’t count on it! And when you’re strapped to an IV with terminal happens-anyway, you’ll flash the Lady Fortuna a wry smile and tell Her, “It was worth it!” Thanks, Allan Slaughter Out There, CA LEGAL ADVICE NEEDED Dear ShittyBike, It appears to be the practice of some to turn the engine off when negotiating a long downhill section of public roadway. This would appear to be an ecologically well intended behavior. It may also provide for some unusually scintillating sporting action, especially as concerns the unpowered cornering behavior of a motorcycle while attempting to maintain maximum velocity. Particularly in the presence of a group of similarly minded motorcyclists. I’ve heard it rumored that this activity is assumed by some to be contrary to the laws of the man. Madly Creative Graphic Design & Illustration Anybody know whether this behavior is in fact illegal? MillTaco Mill Valley Well, does anybody know the legality of this? Let us know: [email protected]. First correct response gets a free CityBike Ride Fast Take Chances T-shirt. You want CityBikerelated? I got CityBike CityBike-related! Here I am reading your latest rag out at my claim in Nevada. CityBike is good anywhere, anytime! Keep up the good work, Slick. Wayne Bonkosky Santa Rosa Wayne has written the fine book Getting it Sideways, a hilarious look at his life and times, motorcycling and nonmotorcycling. THE MOTOCHANGING DISCUSSION WAS OVER... But then Allan Slaughter got a word processor! And Allan must have the last word. As usual, we’re not sure what he’s talking about but it sounds good: Dear CityBike: Change our motto? No way! Swoosh through the uterine canal—it’s not safe out there! September 2010 | 8 | CityBike.com Reader Bonkosky sent us this photo of him sunning himself while reading CityBike. Looks like a recipe for heat stroke if you ask us, but it does explain Bonkosky’s writing style. September 2010 | 9 | CityBike.com I’m Alan Lapp, a 25-year veteran designer & illustrator. Companies you know and trust, such as CityBike, Lee Parks Design and RaceTech choose Level Five Graphics because I offer a great price & performance value. Your business can benefit from my experience and commitment to customer satisfaction. View my portfolio on-line, and contact me to start solving your design needs. Great work to follow. 510-295-7707 • www.levelfive.com Calistoga Half-Mile August Events Calendar It’s harder than it looks. This classic 1929 photo will be recreated on September 18-19 in Pismo Beach. Every Wednesday Night Third Monday of each month September 20th, October 18th, November 15th Top Shelf Motorcycles shop ride. Meet at 6:15 for a ride on Highway 1, over Mt. Tam, then down to Bolinas for dinner. “A 6:00 pm to 10:00 pm: East Bay Ducati night ride that many of used to do 20 years Bike Night at Pizza Antica (3600 Mount ago.” All are welcome. Diablo Blvd., Lafayette, 925/299-0500) Top Shelf is at 757 Lincoln Ave, Door 19 in Bike parking on the street right in front of the restaurant, indoor and heated outdoor San Rafael. seating, excellent wine list. All moto Call 415/453-MOTO or go to the Top brands welcome. Bring your appetite and a Shelf website: topshelfmotorcycles.com. smile, be prepared to make new friends. Every Friday night ‘till Thanksgiving: TT and Short Track at Sand Hill Ranch Thursday, August 26th Third Sunday of each month September 19th, October 17th, November 21st Join Wolfgang Taft and friends for a free slideshow telling the story of the ride he and five of his friends took through Nepal and Tibet—via the Mount Everest base camp on single-cylinder Royal Enfield motorcycles. How do they perform at 16,000 feet? Find out! Wednesday, September 8th Saturday, September 18th 6:00 pm: RawHyde Adventure Night at Santa Rosa BMW Triumph Motorcycles: 800 American Way, Windsor. 707/838-9100 10:00 am to 1:00 pm Northbay Motorsports Motorcycle Swap Meet/ Demo Day 2875 Santa Rosa Ave. Santa Rosa. northbaymotorsport.com 707/5425355 Come down to the dealership for an evening full of off-road adventure fun! RawHyde Adventures is the official BMW Off Road Academy and is the undisputed leader for adventure rider training in the USA. Videos, pictures, testimonials and an exclusive presentation about how RawHyde works. Calistoga Half Mile Afterparty at Go th Kart Racer. 7:00 pm: Go Kart Racer 1541 Wednesday, September 15 5:00 pm to 10:00 pm: Get out to Sand Hill Adrian Road Burlingame 650/692-7223 3:30 pm-9:30 pm: Tracker Nite3 “A Ranch (50 Camino Diablo, Brentwood, Toy Story” at Barnaby Machine Showing of the Calistoga Half-Mile CA 94513) with your dirt-tracker and Co. 954 Shulman Ave. Santa Clara AMA National, plus refreshments and ride under the lights. Cushion track, flattrackshow@yahoo or 408/242-1976 snacks. Join us for fun, laughs and just a knobbies work best.$25 for motorcycles, great time!The event staff and some of Flat-track Motorcycle Show and BBQ. Flat $25 for PeeWees and $5 for spectators. the Calistoga Girls will be there, plus we Trackers, Street Trackers, Rats and Rides, sandhillracing.com or call 925/240-6247. will have some really neat surprises for street bikes, dirt bikes, racing bikes. Entry attendees! So come on out, check out the is free for bikes, and it’s a free event! $5 for First Saturdays of each month race and get your Need for Speed with a burgers or hot dogs, with salads. Be there th nd September 4 , October 2 special deals from Indoor Dave. or be square! Mission Motorcycles (6292 Mission St. Daly City, missionmotorcycles. Saturday, August 28th Saturday and Sunday, com 650/992-1234) has Brown 7:00 pm: Himalaya Ride Slideshow September 18th-19th Bag Saturdays: 15% off all parts and Presentation at Dubbleju Motorcycle Pismo Beach Motorcycle Classic accessories you can stuff into a brown Rentals 689A Bryant St. San Francisco; 1300 Railroad St., Oceano Beach, CA. paper sack. dubbleju.com 415/495-2774. pismobeachmotorcycleclassic.com Moto-Sketch at Tosca Cafe: come and sketch a live model draped over a custom bike. $7 to sketch, free to just watch. Tosca Cafe, 242 Columbus Ave. in S.F. First Monday of each month September 6th, October 4th November 1st 6:00-8:00 pm: NORCAL Guzzi Bike Night. Applebee’s in Milpitas (84 Ranch Drive, off N. McCarthy Blvd.). All motorcycles welcome! Call John 510/377-5575 or check pastariders.com for more details. Monday, September 6th Open House at Dudley-Perkins H-D, 333 Corey Way, So. San Francisco. dpchd.com or call 650/737-5467. 6:00-8:00 pm NORCAL Guzzi Bike Night. Applebee’s in Milpitas (84 Ranch Drive, off N. McCarthy Blvd.). All motorcycles welcome! Call John 510/377-5575 for more details. Giant state-wide ride to Pismo Beach, ending with a rally on Saturday including food, live music, vendors, prizes, a bikini bike wash for charity and a raffle. Proceeds benefit local charities. Event pin and gift bag for first 500 registrants. On Sunday, a panoramic group portrait will be snapped of all registrants (you’ll be mailed a print!), re-creating an iconic 1929 portrait of a similar event. NorCal Ride (San Francisco) leaves 6:30 am Saturday from SFMC Clubhouse: 2194 Folsom St. San Francisco. San Jose riders leave at 7:30 am from San Jose MC Clubhouse: 523 Columbia Ave, San Jose. $40 gets you on the ride, the rally and the Sunday photo. Get your cycle-related items ready for our huge swap meet. This is an all-brands event! 20’ x 20’ spaces available for $25. Motorcycle-related items only. Browse, buy, sell, trade motorcycles, gear, parts and collector’s items. Sell your motorcycle in our used bike Motorcycle Sales Corral – Free! Make the deal of a lifetime! Demo! Test ride the latest models from Honda, Kawasaki, Hyosung and KTM at our Special Demo Day. Manufacturer Representatives and Wholesale Suppliers will be there with fantastic give-away items. Bob Bellino’s Light-Bulb Moment By Curt Relick AMA officials arrived all wearing smiles. The track’s dark, moist clay was made and kept racy and the weather cooperated. The end result was fairytale in numerous Organizer Bob Bellino and a jubilant Stevie Bonsey celebrate at the podium. Photo: AMA ways. For starters, Salinas’ own Stevie Bonsey burned his personal blue groove spent at the Calistoga flat-track races made Second Take: Dave Duffin into Dennis Pearson’s marvelously-prepared me understand why this enduring form of track, dominating The drive up to Calistoga to attend the racing not only refuses to die, but actually the 25-lap Twins races was like going back in time. The seems to be growing in popularity. Main in aggressive beautiful countryside, wineries, streams style to claim his and redwood forests are the appetizers Motorsports snobs are quick to snub the 1st national win. for the main course—the little town “go fast, turn left” ethos of NASCAR (and Bonsey, running itself in the Napa Valley. The usual tourist by extension, flat-track), but it’s got a lot the #80 of early attractions on the main street are a small going for it. You can see the whole track career-Kenny distraction from the real show awaiting from your seat, motorcycles don’t turn Roberts, Sr., has you at the Fairgrounds. After a few blocks into tiny dots on the far side of the course, enjoyed exposure from town center you arrive and park at and with just four turns, you can quickly from nearby Lodi the venue. A huge crowd is visiting the get a feel for the tactics and strategies Cycle Bowl to vendor displays, cycle leadership booths employed by the racers. And since far-away European Welcome to Bob and a display hall full of exotic and current when is simplicity a drawback? Soccer, MotoGPs. Stevie Bellino’s lightbikes of the dirt track persuasion. Taking a basketball, baseball are all played with was truly artistry in bulb moment. tour of the grounds you see the assembled simple equipment, courses and rules, but motion aboard his That sproinggg! members of the AMA Hall of Fame nobody mocks the Lakers for not adding Dodge Bros/Goadled to last month’s wandering around, like you, mesmerized extra baskets or wriggling foul lines to Legends Bruce Brown and Mert Lawill. massaged HarleyCalistoga AMA by the fate that has brought this fine their arena. Photo: Dave Duffin Davidson XR750, Half-Mile, the wildly bouquet of intoxicating nostalgia back to confidently railing successful inaugural promotion at Napa California. Descending from Motorcycle’s I like flat track because it’s motorcycle competition in its most stripped-down the tight Turn 1 entry, then sailing thru the County Speedway. About a year ago, the Mt. Olympus were Demi-Gods like Dick form. Like football, technological providential light of personal responsibility Mile-ish Turn 3-4 sweeper—Calistoga’s Mann, Joe Leonard, Mert Lawil, Everett advancements are few, and when they do banked ‘paperclip’ offers two distinct ends, shone on Bob (from the checkbook Brashear and Eddie Mulder and their poet occur, they don’t change the game too compounding suspension and gearing of CertainTeed/SDI Insulation, his laureate, Bruce Brown. much. Put Dick Mann and his Triumph presenting sponsor), Calistoga’s 2010 AMA concerns. Ray Abrams, of event co-sponsor Warm afternoon temps were displaced c. 1970 onto a present-day field and he AandA Racing, has long testified to date was cemented and the many balls by a cool breeze from the Pacific as the probably wouldn’t do too badly. He Bonsey’s gifts—“the only other natural o’fate began a-rolling—seasoned helpers show got started. The track was in perfect might even win a heat or two. Not to take talent I’ve seen with Kenny Roberts’ climbed aboard, promotional activities shape, the grand stand was full as the anything away from brilliant riders like touch,” as Ray says. were well-organized and the racers and teams got ready. The events gave us all a Rossi or Stoner, but how would those shot of Harley adrenalin to last for a year. guys do on an XR750 at Peoria? Faster To see these 100 hp twins is a memory than me, I’d wager, but I’m guessing there that the young people in attendance will are some toothless old locals that could remember forever, like the rest of us who flick their skinny eurotrash booties into have been to Santa Rosa, San Jose and the weeds. The motorcycles are similarly Sacramento in distant years past. basic. They’ve got big motors, two wheels, and not much else; even the brakes are After the final I was standing next to binned. A gearhead’s fantasy. Joe Bellino below the victory platform, He wasn’t saying anything or getting The food is simple—and cheap. A burntexcited. He stood there calmly savoring to-a-briquette burger and cold microbrew the event that he and Esther Allen put left me with change from a ten. A massive together over the last year. I felt honored lump of fried dough was also a thrifty to be in Calistoga, USA and standing purchase, and plentiful enough to make next to the man who brought the future two large men ill. Other food vendors back to California. were ready to take your money, but prices were always reasonable, and the lines were Third Take: Gabe Ets-Hokin short, despite sold-out crowds. I’m not a dirt guy, and my pathetic attempts See you at the next Bay Area AMA at supermoto racing could only be national! characterized as comical. But an evening We’ve all been there: bending an elbow with close friends, complaining about how grand it used to be, endlessly jaw-jacking and analyzing how things changed, or why, and eventually, wondering aloud, when is somebody gonna fix it all? And then you hear a comical “SPROINGGG!” sound when you suddenly realize that “somebody” is somehow “you.” Broke Bike Mountain. September 2010 | 10 | CityBike.com September 2010 | 11 | CityBike.com were past Champion Lawwill and other AMA stars from the day—Jim Odom, Al Rudy, BoBo Sepulveda, Brad Lackey, Scott Brelsford, Bruce Brown of “On Any Sunday”—so many of these storied men were present, a true surprise. The evening was also charmed for local Expert Chad Cose, who inserted his #49 Waters Autobody Suzuki into his 1st-ever National Twins final event. This major career milestone sent self-effacing Chad’s infield and grandstand supporters into mad whooping. Though his final fizzled with an early pit-in, a subdued Cose eventually enjoyed having made the Twins Main. Early Twins leader Sammy Halbert came home second, ahead of Jake Johnson and Chris Carr, all XR750-mounted. Evergreen Carr set the Twins sub-24-second Fastest Lap. Preceding Saturday’s Half-Mile was Friday Grand Marshals take a seat and swap tall tales. night’s delightful Motion Pro Grand These four guys were a hoot. Though Joe Marshals’ Dinner, where sorely-missed and Dick retired 10pm-ish and Carroll Chris Carter sponsored the public soon followed, Brashear remained ‘til a recognition of four mid-Century late bar close and was up again Saturday AMA champions—the iconic #98, Joe to sign endless autographs. Mert Lawwill Leonard, Carroll Resweber, versatile backed up an observation that Brashear Everett Brashear and Richmond’s wellwas “dependably entertaining”. known Brit-bike hero, Dick Mann, who enjoyed success 15-20 years later than his Actually, all four of these legendary co-honorees. gentlemen charmed the pants off everyone Memorable machinery displayed included the newest 961 Norton, direct from the U.K. via its L.A.based importer; vintage Class-C bikes, trailered from Dan Rouit’s fabled Flat Track Museum; AandA Racing’s ’09 Indy TZ750 KR Bumblebee, on loan alongside other classic racers from Ray’s impressive stable; a remarkably complete World War II-era H-D military sidecar outfit and numerous, high-point antique and Euro-bikes. who wandered into Kathryn and Lorin Guy’s jam-packed “The Motorcycle Show at the Races”—public entry to their grand bike display was free (thanks to Bellino and his sponsors). For a modest charity donation, participants received two different glossy posters and each of the Grand Marshalls’ signatures. Also in attendance and signing more autographs $400 off MSRP! (not valid with any other offers) Sales, Service & Performance Upgrades pacificcoastpowersports.com 1433 El Camino Real • Santa Clara, CA 95050 • 408-280-7277 service parts performance Adjustable Triple Clamp for Ducati 916 to 1198 Race proven and endorsed by World Champion Doug Polen (gopolen.com) Out on the track, racing included supercompetitive Pro Singles action, as winner Brad Baker (later a stout 10th in the Twins Main) led Jeffery Carver’s lonely Yamaha and Mikey Avila across the stripe. Fast qualifier Ryan Foster arrived a happy fourth in his maiden Pro race and do-it-all local racer Tyler O’Hara placed fifth, two spots ahead of Michael Martin (everyone riding Honda CRF450s). Two Singles competitors experienced the ups-and-owns of AMA Pro racing—thankfully, Kansan Dalton Bell and SoCal’s Ian Foulds are each expected to fully recover from a bad pile-up. An earlier, dramatic Twins crash may yet affect the Championship points hunt—fast qualifier Joe Kopp’s swingarm bolt snapped clean through as he pitched it into Turn 1 during his heat, sending the perennial contender hard into the RoadRacingWorld.com airfencing. Joe’s once-stylish Latus H-D racer somehow mimicked a low-rider custom as it awaited the crash truck—ironman Joe looked and felt the worse for wear, winning his semi on the spare and finishing 7th in the Main, harvesting precious points. Above it all, well-placed JumboTrons played recent flat track race loops (even more usefully, these same screens simulcasted the entire evening to the appreciative fans, with stirring live shots for those unable to eyeball the back-straight action closeup). Hats off to the MAV-TV folks (and Esther Allen’s operations crew, who orchestrated this entire event). Similar kudos to the AMA announcer team’s Barry Boone for his top-level vocals from on high. AMA & AFM Infineon & Laguna Samples & Pricing at: ChuckLantz.com Send us $14.99 + $5 for shipping and we’ll send you a shirt... really! Email us: [email protected] or mail a check. Let us know your shirt size (S-XXL) and shipping address* City Bike Magazine PO Box 10659 Oakland, CA 94610 [email protected] * if your primary business model revolves around recycling of paper, unwanted appliances, or beverage containers, this shirt might not be right for you. Returning attention to the spectators, it was abundantly clear from atop the sold-out, 3500-seat grandstands (and ever-expandable infield standing-room) which mirrored the cleaned-out T-shirt concessions and high-demand, Napa-vibed concessions—the event was truly a success, allowing event co-sponsors Cycle Gear, LeoVince, and Michael’s H-D to further enjoy their support and participation. Throughout all the activity, one comment was heard time and again; “everybody’s here.” Maybe it was a Scotty Parker sighting, or perhaps Jay Springsteen, Bill Werner, Mike Kidd, Eddie Mulder, or Steve Morehead— these fits of recognition became ongoing, an impromptu Camel Pro reunion. After decades of flat track Nationals being absent locally, memories (and T-shirts) of past events poured out—storied miles in Santa Rosa, San Mateo, San Jose, Sacramento, Albany, and Stockton: halfmiles in Santa Rosa, San Jose, and Tulare, short tracks at the Cow Palace, Belmont, Petaluma, Napa, Oakdale, Vallejo, and Fremont’s Baylands. Once the motors fired and qualifying began, younger Calistoga spectators soon understood the hoo-ha over silver-haired ex-flat trackers. Committed believers had preached that Calistoga’s AMA Pro Grand National Twins Championship was the first dirt outdoor race (or, “National”) presented hereabouts since the 1999 Sacramento Mile. Old timers had once casually assumed that AMA flat track racing would be here forever—perhaps, aided by Bob Bellino’s steady hand, it has begun its welcome return. Astride a booming Buell, Curt Relick ponders roles past (Cycle News stringer, middling AFM racer, IndyCar/AMA track announcer) and present [dirt noob, vintage moto enthusiast, MC at major M/C events and CityBike contributor) with equal enthusiasm, anticipating an even better future. Send your comments to him via [email protected]. September 2010 | 12 | CityBike.com Race Photos! Repair & Service We Ship Worldwide CALL US FIRST! Salvaged & New Parts! Tue–Fri 10–6 Sat 9–5 September 2010 | 13 | CityBike.com Champion-Framed Honda 350 Special The “Woah” Moment Words and Photos: Mike Patton I think we’ve all experienced that moment when you first see a bike that catches your imagination. It’s the “whoa” moment, when you stand frozen where you are, with your mouth open in wonder at the genius of the man who created a particular machine. For me, it was the first time I saw the clean lines and the upswept pipes of a Honda CL77 305cc Scrambler in the mid-60s. Don is a guy who is good at just about anything, including welding and machining. At some point he had a friend that needed a Champion frame repaired. Don agreed to fix it as long as he was allowed to keep it long enough to make a copy for himself. In fact, he made five copies, out Don announced. of chromemoly steel. He promised to give one to me if I committed to build a bike with him. I agreed, and we set up Sunday afternoons to be our designated project time. To HELL with it. We’ll make our own. Custom axle, spacers, and sprocket mounting hardware. done. I could use the entire front end for my bike. However, I would need to get the wheels re-laced to have 18-inchers on both front and back. I would also have to make an adapter plate to use the Honda rear sprocket. Off I went with the KTM hubs and the two 18-inch rims I had to local lacing legend Kelly Moss. I asked You ever messed with fiberglass molds before? No, but how hard can it be?Right? My good friend Don’s moment involved a Honda 350 Champion flat-track bike. For the uninitiated, Champion made aftermarket frames. Racers would buy a new Honda 350 (or other bike), and transfer the motor and other components to the Champion frame, which was better suited for the track. As we dragged the frames into the shop, I asked how the heck we get started. “Well, first you have to find yourself a donor bike of a ‘70s-era Honda 350 Single.” He already had an engine and a few frames to use for his bike. We agreed on using the basic frame, Elsinore-style tanks and Don’s finished XL-350 Flat-Tracker. modern components since we didn’t plan to race them in any sanctioned circuits. Off to Craigslist and eBay, where I managed to find a very clean ’78 350 that had been bored out to a 400. Starting with just a bare frame, the first order of business was to get the bushings and bearings we needed for the steering head and swing arms. Once procured, I asked about the bolt that would hold the swing arm in place. “We’re making our own.” was the answer. “Uh…okay.” So we took a ¾-inch length of steel stock, cut it to length, cut the threads into it, and welded a square piece of steel on the other end for a head. I felt like a real machinist, even though he set everything up. This was only the first of the “we’re doing it ourselves” surprises I had. I soon found myself making a rear axle and the spacers to center the wheel properly. Next we attacked all the tabs we would need. Tabs for mounting the engine, number plates, footpeg mounts, gas tank mounts, shock mounts, etc., all had to be made. As we worked we had to make a few more decisions on direction. I needed to find an aluminum seat pan (which includes the rear fender) from a Champion race bike. Don had managed to acquire one over his years of planning the project. I found an Elsinore tank that looked pretty nice, but when I got it, it was the smaller 125 tank and not the 250 as was advertised. At least it had come with the hard-to-find aluminum gas cap. Back to the eBay well again. I found a second one in Texas—it even had a petcock—but there was so much driedup gas in it that I was not sure I could use it. After a month of soaking it with various hazardous chemicals, I was ready to seal it, and two tries of sealant later I was happy with the results. I rebuilt the petcock with the few replacement parts I could find, and did a quick test with water. Water poured out of the face of the turn off switch on the petcock. Okay, let’s go with a universal petcock. We had to make an adapter plate and weld it to the bottom of the gas tank, but when tested we found no leaks. To add disc brakes I needed new wheels and braking components. I found an old KTM with the components I needed. I had to lay out another $300, but figured I could sell the engine for close to that when I was September 2010 | 14 | CityBike.com it legal (we wanted them street legal). We made a small seat base using our fiberglass seat mould, and had seat pillions made by a local upholstery shop. We bolted the bikes together, checked for tightness, and after a few fits and starts fired them up. It was a blast to ride around on a bike that you created. But the victory was shortlived, since it was time to take them apart and paint them. “Where are we taking them?” I stupidly asked. “You can take yours wherever you like. I’m painting mine.” Was the answer. A bunch of rattle cans, and a month later, the frames, tanks, and seatpan/fenders On to the suspension. Don decided to go with period correct Hammerhead rear shocks, found on eBay. I decided to go with Works (worksperformance. com) shocks. The front suspension from both of our donor bikes needed to be cut down by six inches, since our forks came from modernera dirt bikes. Don took the do-it-yourself route, while I had mine lowered by flat-track racer John Hlebo, who does suspension on the side. Once the forks were cut down and the Reuse, Reclaim, Recycle. It’s the CityBike way. wheels laced, I had a rolling chassis. were painted, using the Elsinore paint scheme. The results weren’t bad. While we Try as we might, we could not find any of the aluminum seat pans for sale anywhere. couldn’t make a living doing this, we had a Some research helped determine that even blast through the whole process, and can’t wait to take our maiden voyage up in the plastic ones were $500. Sierra foothills on our results. “To hell with it. We’ll make our own.” Don Mike Patton is an enthusiastic adventure rider and announced. MSF RiderCoach. If you’re interested in a similar “You ever messed with fiberglass molds before?” project, he’s happy to share the resources he found; contact him via [email protected]. Now ays! und S n e Op Apparel, Tires, Parts & Accessories Full Service On Harley-Davidson, Honda, Kawasaki Suzuki & Yamaha Motorcycles Tire Mounting 636 Alfred Nobel Dr. Hercules, CA 94547 Tue-Sun 9:00AM to 6:30PM - Closed on Monday CaSportTouring.com 510-741-3700 • 888-799-5445 “No, but how hard can it be? Right?” We made a list of what we needed. The next Sunday we were cutting sheets of fiberglass to the approximate size and shape of the seatpan, waxing the metal seat pan, and pouring resin over the applied sheets. We let it cure for the week, trimmed it, and we had our mold. There were a few imperfections, but it was a workable mold. After cleaning it up a bit we began the process of creating a seat pan, and the result looked pretty decent. I took it home, attacked it with several applications of Bondo, and then hit it with a coat of primer. It would work. Total cost was about $50 in materials. The last assembly step was to move the wiring harness over from the donor bike and add the minimum lights to make September 2010 | 15 | CityBike.com 2010 Ducati Multistrada S By Lucien Lewis, Photos by Gary Rather C Smartbike ompetition is good. It forces us to strive for excellence, to be the best. In the motorcycle world, competition brings previously unimaginable technology to street riders like you and me. It allows you to go into your local dealership with a wad of cash and ride out with a machine that will turn laps at very close to the race pace. The problem is that most of these bikes are too specialized. Try riding an with all the latest superbike technology R1 down I-5 to L.A. Yes, it will do it, yes, that they would want to ride on the street. The end result is like no other bike on the planet. With its infinitely adjustable power, suspension, ABS, and traction control, this bike is designed to assault anything this side of single track. It has several different personalities, selectable with a button on the handlebar. In the 150-horsepower Sport mode, take it to the track and dice with the 150 horses, refined for the street. 15,000-mile valve-check intervals RR crowd. Touring mean reduced service costs. mode also has 150 hp, but more progressive it works, but you will need to cough up a power and torque delivery. Enduro mode is C-note to the masseuse the next day to the 100 hp offroad work the kinks out. Likewise, you can go setting, with around Infineon on your Goldwing and ABS and have some fun, but it would get old pretty fast, and riding a DR-Z400 on the freeway for more than 20 minutes just plain sucks. So we have a couple of choices; the wellheeled can have a full garage, or (for the rest of us), we can get one or two bikes that do most things well, but really aren’t the best at anything. Ducati’s 2010 Multistrada 1200S has upped the ante on what is possible with one bike. Ducati instructed its engineers to design a bike traction control turned off. The Urban setting is 100 hp and perfect for around town. Versatility is the name of the game. about a hundred other bits of info visible at a glance. How many miles ‘til you need to stop for gas? Got that. Average MPG? Check. Engine temp? Yup. With the electronic anti-theft key fob sitting in your pocket, toggle the right thumb switch down to turn on the ignition, and then bump it back up to expose the start button. Hit that button and the beast wakes. Blip the fly-by-wire throttle and it growls like an angry pit bull. In full-power modes, it reaches triple digit speeds faster than you can say “Holy f@%&n cr@p!” (closed course, officer….honest). Lift the With a $19,995 MSRP, this thing had better be good, and it is. Remember those Swiss Army knives that had 100 different blades and tools on them? They were great to fiddle with, but were too big to put in your pocket Multi’s instrumentation is beyond complete. Credit score is displayed in small window on left. and carry, too unwieldy to use. front wheel at will at almost any speed, rail With the Multistrada S, Ducati somehow got the 100-blade knife to be compact and through the corners, then magically slice through freeway traffic like a shark through user friendly. a school of bait fish. I like. Ergonomically the bike is nicely laid out. Ducati developed its Ducati Electronic Swinging a leg over, my first thought is Suspension (DES) with the suspension that I could ride it all day. The bars were gods at Öhlins and its truly groundpitched too far back at first but a quick adjustment and the seating breaking streetbike technology. Pressing and toggling the thumb switch position was pretty close to customizes front and rear preload, perfect for hauling my sixrebound, and compression adjustments two frame any distance. for each of the riding modes and load Ride 200 miles, stop for settings. While Ducati test riders and gas, repeat. The dash is a engineers have chosen optimum settings large LCD display with for the average rider, DES allows speed, rpm and riders who know what the hell they’re doing to become more involved with setting up and adjusting suspension. And if you get in over your head, you can always just revert to Default setting, Öhlins deliciousness is quickly adjusted with a few (dozen) button-pushes. Cast Brembo calipers aren’t as sharp as the racing units on other Ducks. which resets to factory settings in a heartbeat. Suspension made easy. The Ducati Traction Control system is even easier. Set it and forget it. Actually, it is already set, but, of course, you can adjust it as you see fit. In essence, traction control measures the speed of the rear wheel relative to the front wheel, and, if the rear wheel loses traction while you’re accelerating, DTC slows the motor until the wheels are again rotating at the same speed. There are eight sensitivity levels, with eight being maximum traction control. In the Enduro mode, DTC is preset to level 1 to allow maximum roostage. In Sport mode is it set to level 3, Touring gets level 5, and Urban gets level 6. Level 8 is recommended for wet roads, where a bit too much throttle on a bike without traction control could put you in the ravine in a hurry (been there, done that). ABS is a great concept, and many riders swear by it, but perhaps just as many swing the other way and prefer not to have it. While great in an emergency situation, it tends to make the brakes feel mushy, and the pulsing on and off can be irritating. Overall I found the brakes to be very competent, stopping the bike fast and hard from any speed. I have always been a trail- September 2010 | 16 | CityBike.com braker, and while the rear ABS engaged now and then, the rear system seemed less intrusive with less pulsing than other ABS systems I have experienced, while the front engages fairly early. If you are an anti-ABS guy, just turn it off. Blam. Is the MS12 perfect? No. In fact, the windscreen is hands down the worst I have ever encountered. In any position at any speed over 40 mph it turned my normally whisper-quiet Shoei X-11 into an unbearably noisy torture chamber. Even with earplugs touching grey matter my ears were ringing after 30 minutes on the bike. Open the helmet shield and you better be wearing windproof glasses because you are going to get a big blast of air scooped directly into your face hole. I ended up just taking the screen off. That was a major improvement and bike still looked great. Other little niggles were mirrors that blur just enough to make it hard to see exactly who might be back there, and a clutch lever that is a bit stiff for sitting at stoplights. But the bottom line is buy this bike if you can. If you can’t, that’s okay, you will reap rewards just from this bike’s existence. The advances seen here will trickle down in the coming years to other makes and September 2010 | 17 | CityBike.com to work as promised and the bike becomes a fast, fun and comfortable sport-tourer. Now the 135 rear-wheel horses can finally be accessed—and it is astounding. Multi-car overtakes are GSX-R1000 like, but with more thrust right off the bottom, four and five-car inhalations at just a flick of the wrist. High-speed stability is excellent in long high-speed sweepers, (although I still notice the less-thanneutral steering manners). Clutch and shifting appear flawless, the brakes are very strong (even the rear brake was present—what a concept!). Wind protection is fair to good and Ducati allows a wide range of adjustment as the screen goes up and down about six inches or so. Lucien Lewis thinking that maybe he’s just too tall for motojournalism. models. Just as the iPhone has changed every smart phone since, this Multistrada is really the first true ‘smart bike,’ and it changes the game. Thanks Ducati, for competing so hard and for pushing the envelope. You win. Second Take: Pat Moriarty Ducati’s new 1200S Multistrada has seemingly moved the goal posts in the hot adventure-touring segment. Or has it? What price adventure? Editor Gabe and I did a nice West Marin workout with the new Multi, pitting it against some of our finest gnarly back tracks. Smaller than I thought it would be and not too tall, the Multi provides an ideal riding position for a giant Trailie. The ergonomics fit medium-sized riders well, with a nice reach to the bars, levers set correctly, good peg placement and comfortable seat. The Multistrada proved to be a bit of a handful on roads like Fairfax-Bolinas; a beat up, whooped-out goat trail. Yet bikes like the KTM 990 Adventure, BMW R1200GS, Suzuki V-Strom and Triumph Tiger adapt better to such roads and are, frankly, easier to ride in these conditions. The less-then-neutral steering was disconcerting to me in the many 180 degree up and downhill hairpin turns. Under these conditions I was able to engage the DTC (Ducati Traction Control) whilst leaned over in a rough, uphill, loose corner. Magic! Very subtle engagement. The ABS was also well sorted, as tested on steep downhill stutter bump sections with gravel. Subtle yet effective. These two elements can put your mind at ease. Kudos to Ducati here for allowing less experienced riders a chance at survival. Obviously, no big trailie or sport tourer is really suited to this type of extreme road. Additionally, the massive power of the Ducati can’t be utilized and is, in a sense, a hindrance in this case. This was made abundantly clear by the two guys on KTM 690SMs coming the opposite way at speed. On fire and on the gas, these guys were easily doing double our speed and having a ball. Right tool for the job. Initial impressions found the steering and turn in a touch awkward and less than neutral. Initial turn-in is light but quite a bit of countersteering is needed to get the Multistrada down in a corner, and quick left-to-right transitions felt awkward. Of course some of this is simply my unfamiliarity with the bike. But some bikes immediately feel right and intuitive. Not so But out on Highway 1 the Multistrada is more in its element. The suspension begins the Multistrada. I believe with a few key adjustments and fine tuning (easily done on this electronically outfitted bike) the Multistrada could be a good choice for many riders. I think some KTM and BMW R12000GS fans may be surprised by the power but may be disappointed by the Duc’s indelicate slowroad manners. It’s not exactly nimble and you feel its weight more than expected, but on smooth, fast highway riding the Multistrada ticks all the boxes. I would like to spend more time with the bike to give a proper long term impression. As it is, it has potential but as I found it, it lacks the incredible versatility of others in the class. Power is not everything. If you have as many scars on your knuckles from banging on screw-and-locknut shock preload adjusters as I do, you may weep with joy (as I did) the first time you adjust the suspension from the handlebar switch. Is it the basic adjustment like with BMW’s ESA where you can pick one helmet or two helmets? Yes, but that’s the basic adjustment. There’s also another menu that lets you dial in a multitude of preload, rebound and compression damping settings, and then memorize each setting for, say two-up in Enduro mode, or one-up in Urban mode. Very cool. And I didn’t really experience the ABS or traction control—or maybe I did. It’s that seamless. The second reason this bike is so cool is the fact that unlike some other sport-tourers I could name, the Multi hasn’t become some bloated 1976 Elvis of a pig. Gassed up it’s around 450 pounds, and it feels like it. But to extend the rock-star analogy, it’s no Iggy Pop, either. I rode the Streetfighter last year (CityBike, October 2009), and found it too intense. How nice would it be to have that kind of suspension, braking and power in a more comfortable, easier-toride package? The ‘Strada is the bike a lot of enthusiasts have been asking for for years: a comfortable, do-it-all machine you can do track days with, commute on every day, or ride to Patagonia (on pavement; this is not an adventure-tourer). Third Take: Gabe Ets-Hokin Man! There’s no pleasing some people, as evidenced by Mr. Moriarty’s less-thanstellar review of what I think is a stellar motorcycle. When I first read about the new Multi, I knew it would be amazing, and it didn’t disappoint me, for two reasons. First, the S version—which is $5000 more than the standard version—comes with enough electronics to rewire the International Space Station. It’s useful stuff, too, not just gimmickry. With the push of a button, the entire bike is transformed for your mission. Traction control, ABS, suspension and engine mapping are all altered in milliseconds to suit the road conditions and your riding style. Sure, we’ve seen electronic engine mapping, ABS and other gizmos on other bikes, but as far as I know, Ducati is the first to string it all together like this. At a foot shorter than Lucien, Gabe and Pat didn’t notice the buffeting, but Laminar (laminarlip .com) has developed this $84 lip for the Multi that should take care of the problem. Of course, since it’s a Ducati, it’s not perfect. I noted rear-heavy handling, glitchy fueling at low rpm (which combined with stiff springs makes it a handful on tight, bumpy roads), buzzy mirrors and complex, endless menus for the adjustable electronics (two words for you, Ducati: iPhone app). Twenty grand is also a lot of dough (but you do get a lot for the extra $5000: in addition to the electronics and Öhlins, there’s also locking luggage, heated grips and a centerstand if you opt for the S “Touring” version; various carbonfiber décor with the “Sport”), although that seems to be the norm for a well-equipped ST these days. So, is it the bike I’d buy with my money? I can’t think of a bike that can perform as many roles with as much competence as this one. It’s the bike the Triumph Tiger (sorry Pat! Your bike felt f laccid by comparison!), the Honda VFR, the Kawasaki Versys wish they were: good job, Ducati. September 2010 | 18 | CityBike.com Laguna Seca, July 2010, MotoGP Intended Consequence of Dreaming raced at 11:50 am—and I got the worst start of my life—front wheel up and down like a yoyo, and a slew of folk going past remember watching the Grand Prix me over the Turn 1 hill. Furious with races at Laguna Seca in the early 90s, myself, I put my head down and pushed sitting on my leather motorcycle jacket as hard as I could to get back past some on the hillside outside of Turn 2 watching of my competition. I nearly highsided Rainey, Lawson, Schwantz and John Boy to the moon accelerating out of Turn 5 Kocinski perform their circus feats of balance and speed. Later I got to work there after passing Neil Atterbury, but I stayed onboard through superior luck. I wound up on teams, both AMA and World Supers, th ten-lap race— playing a small role in the show. I still have in 12 place at the end of the th not good after starting in 8 position—but the mental images from the grid of that famous start-finish straight, standing next my best lap was a 1:32.5, which made me a to my rider and crew, looking around at the little happier with myself. packed grandstands. But only in a distant Warmed up and loaded for bear, I parked dream would I be the rider—pulling on the 999 and walked down the hot pit to helmet and gloves, trying to stay relaxed, my world-class crew, who were ready with visualizing the battle from green to the 848 to start the 12:30 pm Supersport checkered flag. practice session. I put in a bunch of laps This year we drove down to the track early during the 50 minute session, partly to ensure our tire choice was going to last the on Thursday morning. My crack team of 18-lap race, but mainly because the 848 Munroe Motors master technician Todd felt surprisingly alien after the 999, and I Chamberlin and friend and fellow-racer needed the seat time to reset my mental Bill Brown, arrived after lunch and we got paradigm. new tires mounted on our 848, on loan once again from our long-suffering friend, After our jam-packed morning we had Pat Blackburn of Trackside Moto. I was the afternoon free, so we mounted a new entered in Friday morning’s Monterey set of tires on the 848 ready for Saturday Challenge, an exhibition race hosted by Jim morning qualifying. We also spent some Doyle, so we got my trusty 2003 Ducati time race-prepping an electric bike, home999S ready for that race too. built by our new friend Alex Prilutsky, who works in battery R&D for Tesla motorcars. The Friday morning schedule for the Earlier that morning, Alex had been Challenge was, well, challenging. First looking for an AMA or FIM-licensed racer we got 20 minutes of practice at 8:15 am, to ride his bike in the FIM e-Power race, I faceshield cracked open so I could see was pitted nearby, and a couple of friendly in the fog. Then we had 20 minutes of AMA tech officials hooked us up. I was qualifying at 10:20 am. I managed to post th thrilled by the idea of getting to ride an a decent 1:33.7 to qualify 8 . Finally, we electric bike in Sunday’s e-race. By Nick Hayman I Munroe’s Nick Hayman screams through Laguna’s Turn 2 on his Ducati 848. Photo: Brian J. Nelson Ol’ #30 heads through the Corkscrew. Photo: Chuck Lantz Saturday’s early morning qualifying session for Supersport was held—you guessed it—in the fog. I set out with confidence from having the Challenge experience, but I got stuck behind some slower riders for a few laps and then, not surprisingly, there was a red flag. Finally restarted, I got a few clear laps and put in a 1:34-something to qualify 15th out of 32, not too bad for a mid-season pick-up team with a borrowed motorcycle. Nick’s Notes: Laguna Seca Track Tips. Laguna is one of the high temples of Velocity— beautiful, but intimidating to the neophyte. I learned a few of her altar secrets on my journey to the heart of speedness: Turn 1—You gotta go over that hill flat-freakin-out. Do not roll off. As you go over the top, your back wheel will kick you in the butt as it comes off the ground and spins: if you did it right. Our schedule later that afternoon was another time crunch, as the e-Power qualifying session was directly before the Supersport race at 5:15pm. Our highly trained crew set-up both bikes ready on the hot pit, and at 4:45pm I went out on Alex’s creation. Turn 2—Don’t crash trail-braking at the entrance (ask Bobby Fong). But you can get on the gas hard at the exit, thanks to positive camber. Alex built his electric bike as a commuter, so it’s a little heavy and underpowered. I quickly figured out I could hold full throttle everywhere except 2, the Corkscrew and 11, and I followed the inside line where possible to shorten the track distance. I pulled in after 6 or 7 laps as there was nothing left to gain, and despite all efforts, our fastest time was a 2:24, and we failed to qualify, as the cut-off was 2:08. Shame! Turns 4—Trickier than you expect. It loads the front a lot but you lose a little camber at the exit so be careful. Slow down a hair going in, and gas hard coming out. Again I jumped off one bike and onto the 848, but luckily there was a short delay that gave us a few moments to breathe and relax. We went round for the warm-up lap, gridded up…and the lights went out. Once again I was struck by starting-line blues, and a gaggle of competitors went past me accelerating over the hill. This time I shot up their inside into Turn 2 and passed most of them back. Of course one of the kids highsided in front of me exiting Turn 3, a quick dodge to the inside saw me safely past. The race settled down for a few laps until the inevitable red flags came out as I crested the hill to September 2010 | 19 | CityBike.com Turn 3–“Toughest corner in motorcycling” according to the King, Tom Montano. He’s raced many tracks around the world, and won an AMA National here. It’s dead flat and loads the front end–Scott Russell found that out to his cost in 1998. Turn 5—Lots of people crash in 5—ask Lorenzo, Pedrosa etc etc. It’s heavily banked so your midcorner speed can be very high, but it flattens off at the exit right when you’re hard on the gas and you can highside. Late entry and tight apex is the best line I found. Turn 6—Don’t look at the vicious dip at the apex—turn the bike hard, set a positive throttle and go thru on power, looking across to the far kerb where you want to exit. Then full throttle up the hill as hard as you can. Corkscrew—This corner is the nearest thing to an orgasm in full leathers—it’s wonderful. And less challenging then I expected. Take any entry line you like, launch downhill, but open the gas hard as you flick to the right. Turn 9—They didn’t name this Rainey Corner for nothing… it separates the men from the boys, and the World Champions from the men. The fast-bike line is straight to the apex, but I liked the Roi Holsterpatented wide entrance: although it’s longer, you miss the bumps going in and you can drive the exit harder. Turn 10—Always challenging you to go faster. I remember a mad, tilted, trajectory going through there in the race faster than made sense—a reality more video game than emergency room, hopefully! Turn 11—Like Turn 3: tricky and easy to crash. Super-important to exit AFAP (as fast as possible) onto the straight. Front straight—Max throttle, everyone’s watching, feel the glory! the Corkscrew and saw a crashed bike in the middle of the track at the exit. My restart was no better or worse than the first time, and I came out of Turn 2 in around 12-14th spot. I spent the whole of the race, part deux, in a heated battle, trying to get past fellow San Franciscan Jose Flores. I twice cut to his inside at the entry of the Corkscrew but he slammed the door on me, cutting across my nose, making contact the first time. I also tried an inside pass into Turn 2, and again he cut my nose off, bumping elbows in full view of my home crowd. After a few laps, Jose scraped past Sam Nash for 11th place, and a lap later I stuffed myself past Nash in the Corkscrew using my half-baked inside line. In the last few laps, Jose and I caught up to Michael Corbino in 10th, and despite a lastlap push, Jose came up a little short at the line to finish 11th. I eased off as I was a little pooped and took a safe 12th. My pit bro’ Roi Holster took a strong 14th place behind Sam Nash, and AFM fast-gal Joy Higa took an unfortunate slide into the weeds outside turn 9, let down by a toohard front tire choice. raw commercialism of the scene; if you can pay for it, it’s yours. Racing jewelry that we hang off our bikes—rear sets in gleaming colors and precision-milled levers for each hand and more than you can imagine in sport riding gear. USGP! That’s good! The once-a-year Monterey invasion by Europe’s big-money teams happens each July in the thick of summer, when almost a city full of race fans comes to the track near Cannery Row for the GP extravaganza. This is a party massive enough (and expensive enough) to last us all year. featuring Saniflush, the official urinal cake of MotoGP, and one is glad for it, believe me, with all that Red Bull and beer. There’s the Christian free gear-check stand, bless them one and all, but my lawyer and I prefer the Pagan gearcheck stand, as it’s “manned” by lovelies with just a slight green tinge and the scent of spice and dancing cobras. This is the real Moto GP! When you walk away, the Pagan checkers immediately go through your stuff. I leave them clever notes; they love attention, those Wiccan gals. tanks and tail section competes with the perfectly rotund tail sections of the six-foot umbrella girls. I fondle my nitroglycerin vial and seek out another Red Bull; the day is early! We’re stimulated! We’re at the Grand Prix! We’re in Monterey again at the races. I’ll stop coming to Monterey for the MotoGP hootenany when I’m in an urn on the mantle. On the cool-down lap, I cruised back around the fabled curves of Laguna Seca one last time, waving to the fans and taking mental snapshots of the glorious sights. With the help of my friends and support of Munroe Motors, I had made that distant dream come true… although my credit card provider is not quite as thrilled as I am. Nick Hayman and business partner Matt Prentiss are the owners of Munroe Motors—San Francisco’s Ducati, Triumph, MV Agusta, Husqvarna and Moto Guzzi dealer. Nick would like to thank the crew at Munroe Motors of San Francisco, Pat Photo by Chuck Lantz. ChuckLantz.com Blackburn of Trackside Moto, Ducati North America, Catalyst Reaction Suspension, Arlen Ness Leathers, Kyle USA, HJC Helmets, TCX DORNA, the Spanish-based absolute Boots, Super Plush Suspension, Leo Vince USA, ruler of MotoGP, is obviously still Yoyodyne, Sport Tire Services/Dunlop, and his peeved over the destruction of the team: Todd Chamberlin, Bill Brown and Linda Armada a few centuries back. In Jung. On this particular weekend, the CHP officers are working hard to earn their salaries, provided by mute, besieged two-wheeled taxpayers culled out of the flow of traffic and made to do the revenuer’s ankle grab. Just like last year. I hate lasers. My lawyer and I were both nailed from an overpass (me need of a nap. They stimulate us into full consciousness and shopping readiness with the juice in the retaliation, it makes media access to its and blue can. Fan’s Perspective: The Good, The events in English-speaking countries... silver Ah, there are the difficult. For years local reporters had Bad and The Ugly at the USGP DORNA Yamaha Red free range in pit lane and could snap by Will Guyan Bull Mazda Raceway the photos needed for reports: up close official hot dogs! I love the GP circus! I love the sexy and personal with the prototype, one-off Smell them? Wrapped motorcycles, the alluring women, the manufacturers’ series race machinery. in French bread, who But now it’s easier among you can resist? to arrange lunch at Only six bucks; get Absinthe with Charlie in line, Chester. Or Manson than to get maybe you’d prefer credentials from the official driving Cannery Row mayhem, fueled by endless Red Bull. Photo: Will Guyan DORNA. shoe, authentic Scots too!—ed.). We were just keeping up “Mazda Raceway kilt (I have a photo of a 10:00 am with the flow of traffic. It was non-stop Laguna Seca beer-buzzed and shirtless sod telling ticketing hell. Listen up: Do Not Speed sponsored by the Scots vendor “I don’t care, I ain’t when attending the races, because the Yamaha” is quite a wearing’ no dress, Bubba.”), and the mouthful, but it’s not crowd is buying. People are looking for road vampires are out, and they need hot-blooded motorcycle scofflaws to as faux-sweet as the the special shit you only get to see at bully and rob. That’s you. Rider emptor. Red Bull stimulants spectacles this huge. This year we skated past like wounded passed around like But all I want is the $12,000 Öhlinsghosts, still smarting from last year’s free peppermints fork-and-TTX-shock special. Oh, and CHP rogering. That’s ugly. Mighty ugly. by hot babes in maybe NCR’s titanium-filled suitcase Mini Coopers. The We park on the side of a dirt hill, and on Ducati Island, the only thing the buxom, healthygorgeous girls don’t upstage. Genuflect dirt slide down to the Flagroom, where looking lasses are the $400 ticket includes powdered before the wealth you wish you had, everywhere, passing Eugene. This titanium will never caress eggs, chilled sausage, luncheon out the caffeinated, smorgasboard, and all the beer you can your Duck, you cowboy mortal! I heft semi-palatable elixir hold, but you’ll have to hike a bit to use a feather-light frame and sigh. Ducati to tired revelers in the exclusive green plastic relief booths, Island, where the beauty of red gas BMW S1000RR streetfighter. Photo: Will Guyan September 2010 | 20 | CityBike.com And in the heavily guarded pit-lane garage parallel universe, the teams prepare for that race of races on Sunday. Rossi is hobbling badly due to his broken fib/tib from Sachsenring; but once underway, he’s the magnificent master of mayhem again, clawing his way painfully but surely to the podium, like an ancient Mediterranean armored hero, wounded yet victorious in battle. Vale! Who could not love him who has seen him joust in the corners, splitting the fine hairs of reason and physics with the best of the best and coming away victorious? Lorenzo and Stoner are on fire, as are the Hondas of Dani and Dovi (isn’t that a Vegas act?), those trick V4 Euro boys (Pedrosa crashed out of the lead late in the race, and was offered the ceremonial wakizashi by the team seppuku engineer). Dovi was just off the podium. When Stoner brilliantly passed Rossi on the last lap, robbing the bone-knitting champion of second spot, it was payback for that legendary pass in the dirt at the Corkscrew last year. There is nothing like the noise of a GP bike; the multi million dollar prototypes racing around to the sound of all of Odin’s trumpets, and Thor’s lightning bolts–the loudest bikes on the planet (except for those inglorious open-piped Harleys we see at every 7-11). And so goes the event of events in Monterey. Brilliant at every turn. The brutal, tactile spectacle of prototype racing on unobtainium machinery! The GP circus is a world-class weekend of exotica not to be missed. And Monterey with its classy cache, restaurants and hotels and the Cannery Row scene at night is the ultimate setting. Imagine sucking oysters off the half shell while gazing at otters frolicking in the waters below the bar at the Monterey Plaza, replete with valet parking. “Be careful with the 1198S, my young friend” I hear spoken with an Italian accent as the dashing, short Latin tosses the Duck’s keys to the young intimidated valet, who pushes it to the guarded underground parking. Now for another stimulating Red Bull martini and one last plate of Hog Island oysters. When you know you’ve gotta wait a whole year, you always give it one last shot. This is so good. September 2010 | 21 | CityBike.com Shop Stop: Feel Like a Pro dan BAZIER By Dave Murphy Positioned in the last row waiting for the start of my first race, I gazed at a sea of motorcycles, engines pulsing, poised for action. Sweat beaded on my forehead—in part from the 100-plus temperatures, but also from the anticipation. Up in the starting tower a race official changed the number-three sign for the number-two, signaling two minutes to the start. The pulsing engines turned to a vibrant whine, and I snapped my visor shut, leaving me enveloped in an eerie sense of isolation. There were no more questions to be asked, no more advice to be listened to. The second the green flag appeared it was all up to me, both a disturbing and exhilarating notion. My mind focused with what felt like laser precision on the two arms of the starting official. One hand contained the still visible number-one sign that he was slowly lowering towards a horizontal position, and the other contained a green flag hidden behind the tower parapet. The green flag. My green flag. Then it appeared. The sea of motorcycles turned into a river rushing inexorably towards Turn 1. tapped into a vast reservoir of positive electrons that the rest of us cannot access. The best part is that energy is directed at I agreed to meet Brian at a Luguna Seca making sure you’re having a good time, a track day. Up to that point, I had never been kind of generosity that’s not just reserved much of a racing fan, but even I knew that for Feel Like a Pro clients. As a result, Laguna Seca was something of hallowed he tends to get a lot of visitors to his pit ground for people into motor sports. Brian whether on a race day or a track day. was very welcoming and immediately took Brian has been around motorcycles of all me and the other clients under his wing types for decades, and from my perspective to make sure we turned up at all the right That was my first start, but that is not how as a novice, seems to know just about times and all the right places to get the the experience started. It started several most out of our track day. His pit was set up everyone. In the brief time I have been months before when I met Brian Bartlow of just as I had seen it at Infineon and my bike renting bikes from Brian I have been Feel Like a Pro at a track day. introduced to current hot racers, not-sowas waiting for me in like-new condition. current hot racers, mechanics, engine Race-ready tires are taken care of, as are There are many ways to enjoy motorcycling builders, suspension experts and tire guys. tire warmers, gas, setup and maintenance. here in the Bay Area. Like many people All seem to have known Brian for a long I didn’t even have to roll my bike through I purchased a street bike with the time and enjoy the vibe in his pit. His tech inspection; just like a paid racer, it anticipation that I would ride it around racing credentials are impeccable as well— was all taken care of for me. By the end of in the local coastal hills. I had not ridden the day I was in another zone: exhilarated, which no doubt adds to his credibility for several decades and figured this time exhausted and thrilled to have experienced with the aforementioned moto-VIPs. Just I would actually learn the proper way last year he won no less than seven WERA an amazing day at a world-class track. to safely ride a motorcycle rather than season championships in various classes, the shall we say, “free spirited” method The first thing you notice about Brian is and that does not do justice to a couple I had employed as a teenager. So I went his kinetic energy. I’m no physicist, so I of decades worth of race results in road to a class held at Infineon, where I had don’t know if that’s even a way to describe racing, motocross and supermoto. an amazing time and realized that the energy, but in this case it describes a guy track was the place for me. Not as a racer that’s switched on all of the time, as if he’s but as an enthusiast wanting a controlled environment to improve my riding skills. I soon realized that my little red Italian beauty of a street bike was not the best choice for the track. But there were so many choices. What was the best tool for the job? At my class at Infineon I remember seeing a large trailer covered with sponsor logos, a very professional set up with canopies, a riders’ lounge, a mechanic’s work station and about six Kawasaki racebikes all race-prepped and lined up like solders ready for battle. It looked much like the pit you would find put together by the factory team at any professional-level motorsports event. Someone told me that these bikes were for rent. Several days passed as I pondered my best-tool-for-the-job question. Figuring that renting a bike while I researched the answer to my question might be a smart way to go, I called the school back and asked about the guy with the Kawasakis. They referred me to Brian Bartlow, who informed me that his bikes were for rent for track days, race days or whole race seasons. The bikes were Kawasaki 250 Ninjas, Why part with this family member of over two decades? Well, he was becoming selfdestructive and rebellious. When he got to a certain age, his personality shifted to where it was in his best interests to donate him to the breeder, since we had no ability to care for two of them in our home, had we provided him with a companion. So Silver sat in his cage next to me in the seat of our ociologists have long attributed gang 25-year-old pick ‘em-up truck, and the old membership (e.g. street, motorcycle, A few weeks after the poker run, my wife Guzzi was tied down back in the bed. All and I took our 13-year-old grandson to the the way down to the bird place, we’d glance ethnic, or religious fanaticism) to the AFM races at Thunderhill Raceway, west of at each other. I quietly told him we love human trait to simply belong. To a group. Willows. Although we are both riders, our him and want him to be happy. He wasn’t To a faux family. Furthermore, there grandson is not—racing karts are his well- convinced. In fact, his raised eyebrow (yes, are some academics who indicate that awarded weapons of speed so far. But to be they have facial expressions), suggested belonging to any non-family group (e.g., Boy or Girl Scouts, amateur athletic teams, there watching the race, strolling the pits, an instinctual sense of suspicion. After all, taking photos, talking with participants church study groups, military services) I got him at six weeks of age and he very and other spectators—we belonged on that much felt a sense of belonging. is emblematic of this natural instinct. day to a group of enthusiasts who, as in my After all, who wants to be completely and But when Silver and I got inside the parrot totally alone? The late genius and humorist HOG situation, didn’t know each other. But we all belonged there, that day, for that facility, there were others of his kind close George Carlin came to grips with shifting at hand. They communicated with each series of races. See anybody else there we his professional persona from telling the other in their way, and he looked as if he’d audience what they would enjoy hearing, to knew? Nope, not a soul. been reunited with old friends. He perked telling them what he, himself, truly felt: I’ve mentioned in previous CityBike articles up, got that happy look, and could hardly that even if you only use a motorcycle to “...however much kinship I had with the wait to get closer to the others. It was as if commute, or you just have one motorcycle counterculture, it brought up again the I’d just released a wounded raptor back into and it sits in your home as a cherished eternal dilemma: of longing to belong the wild after a medical assistance stop of decoration—you belong. If you used to ride, only, say, 21 years. A three-hour journey but not liking to belong—even though the group I wanted to belong to now were but for any number of reasons no longer was instantly transformed from grief to ride nor own a motorcycle—you belong. To relief. Somehow, the rest of the day at the non-belongers.” what, though, remains to be seen. Guzzi Rally was quite pleasurable, if only I As motorcyclists, whether we want to or could just concentrate better at the time. not, we belong to something as individuals. I used to only ride “vintage” bikes, long after the miraculous universality of turn Maybe a club, or something really big like A couple months later, the breeder called signals and electric starters became the American Motorcyclist Association, from her car and said she was en route to commonplace. There are others who still or possibly just a group of five or six Portland to get him a female mate. Pimping do that sort of thing. In fact, at the Dixon for Silver. Noble cause, that. enthusiasts who meet every Sunday at rally of the antique motorcycle aficionados nine a.m. for bagels, coffee, bench racing Back to my encounter in Dixon regarding on June 19, I had the rare pleasure of and the occasional toot around the local my/our ‘70 Guzzi. Several people stopped meeting a fellow named Oliver who now mountains. But it’s not the size of the to look, talk, and photograph the bike owns the 1970 Moto Guzzi Ambassador group that matters, so much as the sense while Oliver and I stood by. A couple was of the group’s very existence. I mean, don’t we owned and sold many years ago. especially enamored, and said they, too, Says he lives in S.F., and it is his daily you stop and think about media reports own an old Guzzi. In fact, they have a pet rider. Went through a couple of owners regarding damage wrought by “organized bird (a cockatiel). Because of their love for between my holding the title and his anarchists?” the bird and affection for the bike, they current possession of it. What a thrill to I feel a great deal of belonging when the have added Oliver to a small but exclusive named their bird “Guzzi.” I felt a knot in my weather is good, poker runs abound, throat, smiled, and strolled away to look group of people who all used to own and rallies and bike shows are held, and the at the other bikes. It must have been smog ride that one particular bike. good times roll. Although I’m not a Harley burning my eyes. Oliver, if you’re reading this, your owner, I noticed an announcement in the stewardship of the old nail is much local newspaper that the HOG (Harley appreciated. As stated in one of those Owners’ Group) would be hosting its 18th-annual Memorial Day weekend poker expensive wristwatch ads in Gentlemen’s Quarterly, we never really own stuff—we run. What stood out were the words “All Motorcycles Welcome” on the online flier. I merely take care of it and pass it on to others. Fortunately for most of us, we’d couldn’t believe my good fortune. like to spend as much time as possible So I showed up at the staging/registration with our stuff before the Passing-On table at the local dealer. Far as I could Ceremony is held. tell throughout the day, out of 175 bikes, maybe 10 were non-Harleys. Mine was the Nine years ago, on my way to the 2001 National Moto Guzzi Rally at the only sport bike. Only Italian bike. Only fairgrounds in Grass Valley, I brought performer of the Dry Clutch Concerto along our old African Grey parrot, Silver. in D Minor. Good ride, about 110 miles Just send a check for $30 to: Not for the ride. Nope. After a tearful throughout the mountains with five PO Box 10650 farewell at home (for me and Jo), I was checkpoints, and a fine BBQ at the end of Oakland, CA 94610 obligated to first drop him off at a parrot the day. 50/50 tickets, raffles—the whole be sure to include your name, adoption facility in Sacramento. Tough enchilada. Out of all these people, I was address, & phone number! somewhat acquainted with one person, and thing to do after twenty-one years of or use Paypal! parrot “ownership.” a total stranger to the other 173. S modified and race-prepped to productionclass racing specifications. ER H T A E L E FRE ASE C P O T P LA r $150) lue Ove It is impossible to guarantee that a day on a track on a motorcycle is going to be perfect; the rider’s attitude is the real key ingredient; after all is said and done, when your visor snaps shut it is all up to you. 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From 3:14 Daily Valencia @ 25th 415-970-9670 Tales from Over the Edge A Madcap Collection of Memoirs from Marin County California’s Sunday Morning Ride ! E B I R C SU BS C’MON, YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT. [email protected] September 2010 | 23 | CityBike.com Rereleased for the Amazon Kindle Reader, & Free Kindle Reader for PC, Mac, & iPad bulletpress.com maynard I The first couple of years his wife had lived there, he’d visited every day. He and she would talk just a little, and she knew the kids. Soon though she only sat in her wheelchair and stared across the room. Been like that for four years, he said. She doesn’t worry, he told me, got no problems, so she’s healthier than she ever was. Now he visits once or twice a week. HERSHON n June I rode to my high school reunion in Indianapolis, 1100 miles each way on “old road” US 36, mostly rural two-lane highway. Thirty-six is not as celebrated or colorful as Route 66, but it’s more intact. He’d farmed all his life, he said, and saved a little money. His last crop had been hailed out, was how he said it, every stalk of wheat table in the convenience store. When I began to feel I should get down the road, I shook his hand and told him I’d look for him at breakfast on the way back if the timing was right. Then I went to the table with the six ladies and the one young girl and asked the lady who’d brought me the cake what As I left, I asked the guy taking money if my she’d do if she were me. I’d stay here, friend seemed like he was doing okay. We she said. Someone told me that there’s try to look after him, he said. I think I’ll buy no motel but there is a laundromat open his breakfast, I said, and paid the two or until nine PM. Rain won’t last, someone three dollars and a dollar tip. And walked else said. Wait it out. to my motel and my waiting motorcycle. The lady who’d given me the cake asked me I rode 400 rolling miles across northern if I wanted anything else. I’d love a coffee, Kansas, a couple of hundred miles each I said. I’ll get it, she said, and hopped up to across somewhat more scenic Missouri and do that. I can get it, I said, but she shushed Illinois and then halfway across Indiana to me and told me to sit down. Wouldn’t let me pay for the coffee. I sat with those ladies for an hour, I guess. The rain subsided. The lightning stopped. Two Thousand Miles in the Midwest I left Denver in the afternoon after the Silverstone MotoGP broadcast and rode 200 flat, desolate miles through eastern Colorado to Saint Francis, Kansas. At my motel I learned that the only place to get dinner was a Pizza Hut down the road. And destroyed by hailstones. Discouraged, he the only place for breakfast had recently divided up his farm and gave it to the kids. been set up in a convenience store near the Pizza Hut. Costs me $4000 a month for that care home, he said. My Social Security and hers At breakfast I sat diagonally across from a and some more. Maybe it would have been friendly old guy, maybe 75 years old. I told better if she’d had a heart attack and just him I’d come from Denver and was on my been gone. As it is, he said, I won’t have way to Indiana for my reunion. We talked anything to leave anyone and she doesn’t about his daughter in Denver and how long know me when I sit with her in that place. it’d been since he’d visited her. He told me about his wife, in a care home for six years Sad as that sounds, I want to say that the with Alzheimer’s. old dude and I had a good talk, made a bit of a connection right there at the breakfast a window and watched the water roaring in the gutters. Dark as night outside. I won’t forget you guys, I said as I put on my helmet to leave. The next day, I met and rode with an Indiana couple on two big-twin Harleys. They were on their way to a national Motor Maids rally in Cody, Wyoming. The Motor Maids are a folksy organization Indy, all on the same road. Could be 1970 on of motorcycling women, founded in 1940. Highway 36 but some of the cars are newer. I used to see them riding parade laps at flat-track national championship races All the intercity traffic is on roughly 40 years ago. I’d heard that at first they parallel I-70. Only local traffic on 36. were wives or girlfriends of guys in the Small towns you’d ride through on Main Street. Very few shunts onto the Interstate. motorcycle business, Harley shop owners or mechanics. Independent service stations, some still without pay-at-the-pump. Small-town I’d never met a Motor Maid. Dotty, I hope cafes. Lots of religion, evinced by antiyou had a terrific trip! abortion billboards, at least one in each of the 13 Kansas counties. I should have I reached Saint Francis, Kansas, the next counted the McDonald’s but I didn’t: not day, shifting the last couple of hours from many, I’d say. cheek to cheek. I stayed at the same motel and walked down to the convenience store In both directions, I got caught in for breakfast. Sure enough, my friend was afternoon gully-washer thunderstorms there, sitting with a couple of local ladies. in Missouri. On the way home, I watched He saw me and pointed, saying Hey, I know huge lightning bolts flash straight down you. He came to my table and we resumed right in front of me. Barely able to see, I our chat seamlessly a week and a day after found my way to a tiny town a mile or so off we’d begun. the highway. Only thing open was a cafe. I parked under their awning and walked A guy rode up on a nice older Gold Wing. in—in my faded Aerostich one-piece suit, When he came in, I commented on the dripping on the cafe floor. Everyone saw bike and we began chatting. My friend me; no one looked at me. said he had to leave. We shook hands again and wished one another well. I talked to I ordered a burger and a coke and finished the Gold Wing rider for a few minutes and them. At a table not far away, six older walked to the counter to pay my bill. ladies and a young woman were celebrating something. There was a cake on the table. Oh, Floyd paid for your breakfast, the One of the ladies got up and brought me cashier said. two small square pieces of cake. Aren’t you Maynard lives in exile in Denver, CO. You can sweet, I said. After I ate the cake, I went to reach him care of CityBike: [email protected]. Discover the best of the Bay Area back roads with Bay Area Motor Venture! Ride more than 1,000 miles of great roads, with tours available year-round. Call today to arrange your tour! 415.728.3103 www.BayAreaMotorVenture.com September 2010 | 24 | CityBike.com dr. gregory w. FRAZIER cost to replace bent or broken motorcycle parts if a front wheel washes out or a rock the size and shape of a football knocks a hole in the engine case of a $16,000 BMW GS Adventure. That was the case when first-year Big Dog entrant “T2 Dog” decided to join the crazed alpha males in the two days of rock-hopping and mirror-breaking adventures over some of the highest, amplona, Spain has the annual toughest, dirtiest and meanest passes in running of the bulls, craziness best the Colorado Rocky Mountains. On Day undertaken by young men seeking twoOne, T2 Dog stayed with the Class-A footed adventure. Young because they need runners but at the expense of some to be fleet and nimble enough to dodge the expensive body parts and the engine skid danger of being trampled by the thousands plate. Not to be shaken loose from the of other runners or impaled on the horns of pack, he vowed to stick with them on Day one of the fighting bulls chasing them. Two, this time knocking a hole the size of a silver dollar in his engine case. I ran with the Pamplona bulls four mornings. Better said, I outran them the After limping his BMW off the mountain first day, staying well ahead of the carnage to the insurance adjuster and filing his behind me. This I discovered was not an claim he was rewarded with a healthyacceptable test of my mettle when I, and enough check to replace what the insurance the runners near me, were booed upon company called a totaled motorcycle. Two entering the bull ring with the bulls well months later the second BMW R1200GS behind us. The crowd gathered to watch Adventure suffered a similar death, this P Annual Running of the Dogs the runners and bulls race into the stadium knew we had run like scared rabbits, staying away from harm and danger. Some of the viewers expressed their displeasure with us by throwing their seat cushions into the stadium. When I was tripped and fell down while running with the bulls in Pamplona, then had 20-30 fellow runners pile up with me and the bull in a corner, I had a passing thought that was something like “I’m too old for this, smarter than this, and can’t afford to break myself here so far away from home.” It was a similar thought to one I had some years later after I had fallen and the Big Dog behind me used me as a berm to stay ahead of the two Dogs chasing him. The thought was fleeting, and a year later I was back, this time with a more powerful motorcycle and better riding gear. So was the Dog who had left the knobby tire tread marks on my helmet the year before. We again joined a similar riding group and spent the day testing Do you think you have the “ride stuff?” Visit horizonsunlimited.com/bigdog, then if you still want to try and run with the Dogs see if you can schmooze an invitation. It’s an annual gathering of a special group of alpha males. Some don’t pass the test and are not invited back; others get trampled and do not come back on their own volition. They stay at home, left to sit on the porch rather than run with the Big Dogs. Reliable, timely service at reasonable rates on all makes of motorcycles 890 Second Ave. Redwood City CA 94063 92 280 84 101 880 237 85 HOURS: Tuesday–Friday 9am-6pm • Saturday–9am-5pm • Sunday & Monday–closed 650-367-9000 time in Mexico. The second totaling caused T2 Dog to step down in displacement to one of the less expensive and heavy adventure models and do his adventuring with the alpha males on a 650cc BMW. He still carried the moniker of “T2 Dog” however, for having Terminated Two BMW GS adventure models doing what some purport the adventure behemoths are designed to do. The second day I stayed with the bulls, touched a couple on their rumps or horns, but had learned it was better for my ego to chance danger versus hearing the displeasure again of the viewers or be hit by Oddly enough, although three of the entrants in the Big Dog Adventure Ride a flying cushion. own BMW HP2 models, the highly In America a similar foolish fancy takes praised (and expensive) BMW dirt model, place, the annual running of the Big Dogs. none ride them in the Big Dog Adventure Known as the Big Dog Adventure Ride, Ride, opting for their older GS models or this craziness pits two-wheeled man against in once case the classic BMW R80 G/S. Mother Nature and fellow entrants aboard When asked why, all three came up with large-displacement dual-sport motorcycles. nearly the same response, “I don’t want to The entrants, rather than being fleet hurt my HP2.” footed or nimble, are better equipped with advanced off-pavement motorcycling Wiser yet seem to be those Big Dogs who enter their Kawasaki KLRs or Honda 650s. riding capabilities and risk-management When one of these models falls over, the skills. The element of danger of being run over by one of the fellow entrants is similar financial hits for a broken clutch or brake lever is less than $10 versus the credit card to the Pamplona bulls, and the weight hammering price tag of a BMW lever. factor can be about the same. Tales abound of two or three Big Dogs banging handlebars and BMW cylinder heads to see who could reach the top of a pass first or the end of the gravel road and the safety of pavement. This group of men was generally made up of alpha males in the motorcycle adventure-riding niche and the idea of eating dust from another entrant falls outside their scope of thinking or acceptability. Also outside their scope of cranial thought processes is what it might each other’s skill levels. Although I was not the first off the mountain, neither was he and at the end of the day neither of us were booed nor banged with seat cushions off our helmets when we reached the parking lot of our base camp. Again it had been a real motorcycle riding adventure incorporating the element of risk and serious danger, and again we were rewarded with a chance to do it again the following year. 2010 will find the Big Dogs “Riding The Roof Of North America” based in Ridgway, Colorado. Passes with names like Imogene and Black Bear lure the alpha Dogs from across the USA like a junkie to heroin. These men are advanced throttle twisters, most having tasted blood somewhere in their motorcycling adventuring lives from riding too fast or too slow, pushing past their personal envelopes. The potential for that taste again is their drug of choice. September 2010 | 25 | CityBike.com HERTFELDER it’s time to do the bull work of improving trails or organizing the paperwork in somebody’s basement. Movers and Shirkers Incidentally, most of those basements where the paperwork gets done have one thing in common; every time you get up to grab another slice of pizza your head takes a three-cushion shot to the heater ducts. This can be quite painful, not to mention unpleasant, and the dust that falls can make the pizza taste like a cheese-covered vacuum-cleaner bag. applications, checks and $10 dollar bills that he’d cut in two. Pat Hancock commented that maybe the previous fellow was more accustomed to opening clams and has called him “Clam Digger” ever since. I have to take some blame for the way Mel screwed up this relatively simple assignment because I gave him the blank tags for the numbers and a fresh marker pen and told him to make up the number tags 1A, 1B, 1C, etc. Then I gave him a roll of one hundred that had to be moistened and a glass of water to keep his tongue wet. I suppose it was two hours later when he walked over to the other side of the Last year we had someone basement where I was peeling cheese volunteer to draw up a map drippings off the bottom of a pizza box and set of directions to help riders find our because that was all that remained after new location, deep in a pine forest at a deer- the wolves had left. Young Mel said he had hunting club property. The volunteer lived mailed out all the applications. I asked lash: Alligator Enduro results are about 40 miles north of the spot, and his him for the last number he had used, not in. Hertfelder finishes 13th in class, directions were just great if you happened because I was really interested but because might give up title of “World’s Worst Dirt to be coming from that direction. Trouble I wanted to get some idea of just how many Rider.” Then again, I might not; six of the At our local enduro club we once had a was, anyone arriving from the south would stamps he had stolen. seven riders I outdid in points never even volunteer who claimed to be Mel Down’s have to drive 40 miles past the deer club left the start line. “Four,” he said, referring to a list he was illegitimate son. He might have been, too, before picking up the directions. holding, “The last was Rainey on 4R.” because he was a lot like Mel: he didn’t A nice feature of the results sheet is the list At any rate, young Mel was doing such a seem to know much about anything. of the top 20 riders. The top 12 Alligator presentable job of opening and recording Young Mel had printed up numbers 1A, We didn’t dare take him into the woods riders were each separated by one point, 1B, 1C, 1D 1E, 1F, right up to 1X, 1Y and the enduro applications that we decided because he was riding a 400cc motorcycle proving that the Daytona Dirt Riders 1Z. We were going to start 26 riders on to let him send out the confirmations. All that was as fast as an Indy car but wouldn’t have some really sharp folks working their each row! he had to do was put the rider’s address turn any faster than a refrigerator, so we let enduro. The check crews were working on an envelope, then stuff it with an him help out with the paperwork. And we were planning for three, 1A, 1B, with split-second decisions, and we’d guess information sheet, a map, a Spectro stickie and 1C followed a minute later by 2A, 2B, that the scoring detail was shuffling those We gave young Mel Junior a box containing and a pair of riding numbers inside before and 2C. class winners up, down and sideways. the hundred or so applications already in mailing. The directions specified that one and noticed he had experience answering of the numbers be placed somewhere on We unbolted the corner mailbox and Some enduro clubs can just snap their mail: he would tap each envelope on the the front of the motorcycle and the other turned it over in a dark driveway to get the fingers and get good help, while others can’t table so that the contents would drop to go on the right side of the helmet. We letters back. recruit good people without running an ad one side, then slice the opposite end off. discovered that most riders tilt their heads in the Sunday classifieds. Good help is hard to find. This was very good: last year’s volunteer down and to the right when ducking low had spent half his time slicing the letters branches or trying to duck the roost being For a copy of Ed’s latest book, 80.4 Finish Check, Sure, they can get any number of helpers open with a sharp knife; the rest of his flung up by some dummy stuck up to his send $29.95 with suggested inscription to Ed to ride motorcycles in the boonies, time was spent taping together all the cylinder head in mud and seeming to bury Hertfelder, P. O. Box 17564, Tucson, AZ 85731 scouting new trails: that’s the fun part. the rig up to the gas tank. 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If you’ve got a bike you’d like to turn into cash, make it easy on yourself and sell it to us. You’ll get a quick and fair offer and a check on the spot. No monkeying around, no scandalous consignment schemes, no “we’ll buy it only if you trade it in” baloney. Give us a try! HATTAR MOTORSPORTS may be found at 612 Francisco Blvd, just off the 101 and mere minutes from San Francisco, Oakland, or Santa Rosa. We are open from 10 to 6:30 Tuesday through Friday and 10 to 5:30 Saturday. Our highly acclaimed website is located at www.hattarmoto.com. Come in for free balloons for your kids! (ok, we don’t really have free balloons here. Please buy a couple on your way in and we’ll reimburse you). MISSION MOTORCYCLES 6232 Mission Street Daly City, CA 94014. 650/992-1234 or 415/333-1234 missionmotorcycles.com 1st Saturday of the month is BROWN BAG Saturday! Get it in the bag and Get 15% OFF! Any Parts or Accessories in stock are 15% off the marked price! One bag per customer, so get in as much stuff as you can and have fun while saving money! Our Service Department will check your tire pressures for free whenever you bring in your motorcycle, scooter, or ATV for servicing or repairs. Used Bikes: 2006 Honda Shadow Aero 750—U1088, Looks and performance of Classic Cruiser Styling From Days of Old, $5499 2004 CRF250R — U970, Newly rebuilt motor! Only $2999 2004 CRF250X — U1101, Green Sticker, Only $3749 2002 Kawasaki ZX-12R—C432, Lots of extras! Just $4999 2008 Kawasaki ZX10R — U1049, «Willie D. Custom» With Lots of Goodies, only $8999 with this CityBike Ad! 2007 Kawasaki ZZR600 — U1059, Great Commuter With GIVI Top Case, $5999 2007 Kawasaki Ninja 250R—C431, Great beginner motorcycle and comutter! Runs great! Some cosmetic issues. $2299 2007 Kawasaki Ninja 500R — C431, Fun, easy, manageable first sportbike, 6 miles! $4499 NEW: Zero Electric Motorcycles available here At Mission Motorcycles. Call To Schedule A Demo Ride - (650) 992-1234 See all of our bikes online at www.missionmotorcycles.com. Prices do not include government fees, taxes, dealer freight/ preparation(new vehicles only), dealer document preparation charges or any finance charges (if applicable). Final actual sales price will vary depending on options or accessories selected. MUNROE MOTORS SAN FRANCISCO’S OLDEST AND BEST MOTORCYCLE SHOP—SINCE 1958 SUSPENSION DEAL!!!!! Now until the end of August purchase a world famous Munroe Motors T-shirt and get your suspension set up for FREE! If the words ride height, sag, compression and rebound aren’t part of your motorcycle vocabulary then you should just get on down here now and buy a damn t-shirt or three. All the pipes and commanders and dyno runs don’t mean sheeeee-at if your tires ain’t in contact with planet earth children! Get thee to MUNROE now! TIRE SPECIAL!!!! A bunch of folks have already jumped on this one so why not you? Now thru Aug 31st come by the shop and get your ride equipped with a brand new set of Dunlop Q2 tires and pay just $299 for the whole deal including installation! Of course, there’s always a catch (of course) which means you have to pay a few bucks for tire disposal ($4 to be exact) and we need to give the state its precious tax money so you’ve got to pay that too. Otherwise two freakin’ ninety-nine! Please call service at 415-626-3496 extension 3 to make an appointment. If you skip this part you must bring Dave some Twinkies! Jhase said something about magazines but this being a family pub we’ll just leave that up to your imagination. USED BIKES 2005 DUCATI MULTISTRADA 1000 Hey! Who needs to spend $23K on a new Multistrada with all its Gameboy buttons and gizmos when you can get a great low mileage pre-owned one for a bit over six grand? Okay, so it’s a different animal... but still..... This one has had just one owner who kept it very nice and tidy —it’s in great shape with just 4142 miles on the clock. Fully equipped with cool FAR mirrors and Hepco Becker aluminum sadddlebags. Finished in silver and quite clean for just $6495! 2009 DUCATI 1198S Practically brand new Superbike waiting for a fast guy or gal! This bone stock bike has lots of factory-installed race bits— traction control, full Ohlins suspension, forged aluminum wheels etc. One owner, who bought it here, only 2000 miles, absolutely perfect and needs nada. Metallic black over bronze frame and wheels. Full factory warranty good until April 2011 or extend it five more years out to 2016 (wha?) for only $799. All this and badass street cred for just $17,495. 2009 DUCATI MONSTER 1100S Only 2750 miles gone on this Monster. It’s an «S» so it has the usual Ducati blingy bling—Ohlins suspension front and rear and a good dose of carbon fiber. The previous owner had the good taste to clean up the rear too so it wears Ducati’s shorter license plate bracket. Red and $5K off the price of a new one at just $9495. Swing by for a demo ride! 2009 DUCATI MONSTER 1100 This one has travelled a bit more than the one above—been around the country actually! Equipped for touring with a little screen up front and bags galore for the tank, the tail and the sides. Well cared for by an older gentleman who dreamed about seeing the USA from the saddle of a Ducati and went out and did it. Only selling because that’s his gig and now he wants to check out the view from the commander’s spot on a Guzzi Griso. Buy this bike and make him (and us) super happy! Silver over a red frame with 6600 miles and consigned for only $8495. 2009 DUCATI GT1000 Touring The brother of Monster above. Did the same trip and then some. Full rigging of bags, heated grips and a nice tall windshield to cut the breeze. Clean and classic in black, white and chrome. 12,700 miles (serviced at 600 and 7500 miles). Consigned by the same fellow as above who wants the Griso so let’s make it happen people! New $11995—Pre-tested like this one, just $8495. 2006 DUCATI SPORT 1000 Super clean Mono posto Sport Classic. The original design from Mr. Terblanche with a dry clutch, shock on the left and pipe on the right. 7.8k easy miles put on by a careful owner and recent 6K service. A few mods round out the package—Ducati bar risers, open clutch cover and Shark 2-into-1 pipe for some extra sound. Can’t believe no one has yet stepped up and taken control of this beast! Only $6795 2009 TRIUMPH STREET TRIPLE «R» Cannot say enough good stuff about these incredible baby triples from the men of the West Midlands. These things rock! This one has 10K on the ODO but is in great shape. Comes with a mini headlight/gauge bikini fairing for just the right combo of deflection and looks as well as a matching belly pan for the bottom end. Traded in with brand new Michelin Pilot Powers mounted up. Save a bunch over a new one! $7995 NEW BIKES DUCATI Ducati and Munroe still have some great specials going! There’s still generous cash allowances sitting for the taking. We’re sold out of some of the bikes but if you really want something we’ll raid somebody else’s stock to get it. On the other hand if you don’t like CASH and would rather fritter away your pennies each month, there’s cheap financing too. Any way you crumble the biscotti, the deals are good and summer still has some life left so get on down here! As usual we’ve got a great selection of demo bikes. Take your pick of the new Multistrada 1200 Sport, the new Monster 796, the Hyper 796, the Streetfighter, little Monsters, big Monsters or Superbikes. Bring your helmet, jacket, gloves and M1 or you’ll be forced to wear one of our stinky loaner helmets! Best test ride time is during the week before 2pm or Saturdays before noon but we’re pretty accommodating if that doesn’t fit your schedule. 4:56 pm on Saturday tho, Fuggghetaboutit Jerky! incredibly sexy bella machinas are just $18,500! Brutales are cool too —come ride one! And then, of course, buy one! HUSQVARNA Come down and ride the redesigned SM630 and have a look at its Enduro brother the TE. Awesome new twin cam headed engines and cool new color schemes! Also Husky just announced some special pricing on left over 2010s —call for availability. Good financing from BMW Group Financial or you can just bring your checkbook. TRIUMPH Triumph continues to be the darling of the motorcycle industry. With class leading styling, near seamless low speed drivablilty and impressive torque and horsepower the range is hard to beat. Somethng for everyone with retro standards, cruisers, naked bikes, sportbikes and tourers. Deals on gear and special low financing apply so call soon or come on down to see the bikes in person. MOTO GUZZI Excellent selection of the venerable V-Twins from the shores of Lago di Como. Come see the retro styled V7 Classic and Cafe, the brawny Griso and Guzzi’s entry into the dual sport world, the Stelvio. 412 Valencia St. S.F. 415/626-3496 www.munroemotors.com SF MOTO 255 8th Street at Folsom in San Francisco: 415/255-3132, www.sfmoto.com. Located in the SOMA (South of Market) neighborhood in San Francisco, California we provide the bay area with new and used motorcycles, scooters, service,and gear. We have an overflowing inventory of used sportbikes, cruisers, supermoto, and scooters. Lots of options for financing as well. Our Service department has INCREASED operating hours. Every weekday morning service now opens at 8:00 a.m. What’s New: In the parts department: GoGo Gear just sent us the Cafe jacket in red or black. Lots of sizes in stock to try on! Sartso Kevlar riding pants (jeans) are comfortable, and a very good value. In stock for both women and men. Look for pix on the Sartso website. The SHARK Helmets RSI Carbon Collection has just arrived and is most likely the lightest helmet you have ever picked up. Check them out right here at SF Moto. In the Service department: Service hours have INCREASED! Every weekday morning service now opens at 8:00am. We are getting fantastic response from all of you on this one THANK YOU!! Now we have a direct phone line into the service dept: Call SF Moto service direct at 415-861-7186 A new tool just arrived from Europe that allows us to make a working copy of your Vespa or Ducati key EVEN if you LOST your MASTER (red) KEY! In the Sales department: Photos of the 2010 Hyosung GT250R are now up. Find the link to pix on the motorcycles page. Find our page on Facebook to find out which bikes we just bought, and will soon be coming to market. Just click on “Facebook” at the top of the page and we will see you there! Check www.sfmoto.com for photos and video of used and new inventory! MOTORCYCLES! 2007 Honda Shadow 600, 1010 miles, blue, V-Twin! $4095 2007 Honda Shadow 600, Just 60 miles! blue. $4295 2009 Honda Rebel 250 Same as the new one, just 16 miles, $2999 2001 Honda Shadow 750 ACE, Custom paint! $2895 2006 Honda CBR600F4i, fast, comfy, 344 miles, $5695 2009 Kawasaki Versys 650, green do-it-all funster! 9969 miles, $5395 2009 Kawasaki Ninja 500R, blue 8114 miles, $3849 2007 Kawasaki Ninja 500R, silver, just 646 miles, $3895 2002 MZ RT125, 2502 miles, Rare 125 streetbike, just $1788 2003 Suzuki GZ250, Easy-to-handle V-Twin! 1799 miles! $1650 2007 Suzuki GS500F, Silver, full fairing, liked by CityBike! 4473 miles, $3695 MV AGUSTA SCOOTERS! Don’t even think about buying one of those German copies of Japans’s best (not going to mention it by name) until you’ve checked out pure sex on wheels, the MV Agusta F4. The Schnitzel fryer may have a few more ponies but gawd is it ugly and really, despite the numbers, dare we say, it’s a bit of a yawner. Go back to 2002 and look at a Honda 954 —the resemblance is crazy! (No bias here, can you tell?) We’ve got a Titanium colored demo and the other two colors as well (Black, or everyone’s fav Red over Silver). Unbelieveably, these 2002 MZ Moskito, 6172 miles, 50cc, just $750 September 2010 | 28 | CityBike.com 2008 SYM HD200, 965 miles, fast, fun, freeway-legal, $3195 2010 SYM HD200, Cross-country rally scoot! Call for pricing. 1969 Vespa ET3 Primavera Classic! Runs! Cute! $2899 2006 Vespa LX150, 741 miles, black, $3695 2007 Vespa LX150, 71 (really!) miles, blue, $3695 1997 Honda ST1100. Fast & fun sport tourer with moto bars, risers, Corbin & stock seats, Haynes manual, and trunk. 76k and in excellent mechanical, good cosmetic shape. All black. $3800 o.b.o. (707) 223-2064. 2007 Yamaha Majesty 400, Liquid-cooled maxi-scoot in blue! 2816 miles, $3795 1999 Kawasaki Concours: 40k miles, plus upgrades, never crashed. $2345 or ? Auburn 530/823-8480 2006 Vespa LX150, 523 miles, plum, $3595 2004 Yamaha Zuma 50, two-stroke fun! 5118 miles! $1295 NEW: 1955 Zundapp 600cc: Restored to perfection. National award winner. Black. $25,000. Serious inquiries only. 415/781-3432 Hyosung! 2009 GT250R, fuel-injected, better than the 250 Ninja! $3799. 2009 SYM HD200, pick your color, freeway legal, SALE! $3499! 2007 KTM 990 Superduke: Orange and black, 7500 miles. Great condition. $8900 707/971-0306 FREMONT HONDA YAMAHA 41545 Albrae Street in Fremont: 510/661-0100 fremonthondakawasaki.com. *The only northern California dealer to recieve the 2009 “Honda Counsel of Excelence” Award* Service dept.- If you have your bike serviced and live within the tri-city area, we’ll pick your bike up and deliver it back at NO charge. While we are an OEM Honda- Kawasaki service center, we do offer service on all makes and models. Our tech’s all average over 25 yrs. in the industry [one over 40] so you know the job gets done right the first time. Parts dept.- Since Fremont Cycle Salvage moved in next door, we’ve combined all new accessories into one dept. Same old smiling faces and personality as well as the brand names your looking for. Arai, Icon, HJC, Joe Rocket, Alpinestar, Speed & Strength and still get your tires at 20% off MSRP. Mounting and balance is free when you bring wheels off bike. Sales dept.- Great inventory on new Honda and Kawasaki’s as well as used. We buy used bikes or can just help you sell yours. If your buying your first bike, and you recently completed the MSF class, bring your certificate of completion in and we’ll deduct it from the cost of you new bike. Our sales staff all have 35-40+ yrs. in the industry so we can answer all your questions with out the BS. If we can’t get you financed, no one can. 2004 Honda CBR1000RR, red with rear sets, Jardine pipe. Only 4000 miles. This bike is perfect. $6499 2007 Suzuki GSX-R600 Track bike. KWS built mtr. Ohlins, Leo Vince, shark skinz body, to much to list. Over $20,000 invested. 130.9 rear wheel HP and very clean. $4799 2003 Honda CRF80. pro circuit pipe, clean $1799 2003 Yamaha YZ450F $2799 2003 CRF50F $999 Pro Circuit pipe 2009 Aprilia SR50 Factory scooter $2599 Only 15 miles 2000 Ducati 996 $6999 clean, well maintained 2007 Honda Shadow VLX 600 $4499 like new with windscreen 2008 Honda CBR1000RR $8999 only 1500 miles Burgundy/silver 2006 Honda Goldwing $15999 mention you saw it in CityBike and save $1000 [$14999]. This bike is like brand new only 5600 miles. 2002 Moto Guzzi LeMans: 7000 miles, Champagne gold, factory titanium cannisters, factory ECU chip, Corbin Gel Seat. $6000 Clay 510/758-7564, [email protected] Three Trials Motorcycles for Sale! 70cc, 250cc and 350cc. Call 415/781-3432 2006 Yamaha FZ1: Under 13,000 miles, excellent mechanical condition though will need tires soon. Everything else is excellent: just some cosmetic wear saddle bags / seat bag included $5000 or offer 831/917-2227. CityBike Classifieds Reach thousands of Northern California motorcyclists. Just $15 for 25 words, 25¢ each additional word. Photos add $25. Industry classifieds are a higher price. Free 25-word listing for stolen bikes. Deadline is the 3rd of each month. Just fill out the form, or copy and send it with your check, payable to CityBike 69A Duboce, San Francisco, CA 94103 Name: Address: City: e-mail: State: SAN FRANCISCO AND BEYOND: DAVE’S CYCLE TRANSPORT PARTS AND ACCESSORIES O’NEAL’S MOTORCYCLE PARTS New, used and vintage All Bikes Welcome 5015 Appian Way, El Sobrante, CA 95803 510/243-0781 “Find great deals at O’Neals!” [email protected] THE UNDERTAKER Motorcycle towing system. No trailer, no tires, no tags. No parking or storing. Check it out at www.TowYourBike.com. 925/413-4103. Dirt Bike or Cruiser. MOTO TIRE GUY SERVICE MOTORCYCLE STORAGE AND RENTALS IN SAN FRANCISCO Never worry about theft, vandalism, weather damage or parking tickets. DUBBELJU MC RENTALS, San Francisco’s oldest motorcycle rental shop, offers safe storage for your bike in our shop at 689A Bryant St. Not only is it a great shop to store your motorcycle but we have cool rental bikes as well; BMW, Triumph, Harley, Honda, Suzuki, and even Yamaha scooters. Keep us in mind when your bike is in the shop or you have a friend come in to town. Be sure to check out our web site: www. dubbelju.com and see all the things we have going on. 415/4952774. Dave’s Cycle Transport Motorcycle Tire Services San Francisco-Bay Area and Beyond... San Francisco - Bay Area 24 Hour Service (415) 601-2853 WHEELS AND DEALS G-BILT CYCLES Call 415/999-4790 for a 24-hr. recorded message and a copy of the FREE REPORT 2003 Suzuki SV1000S, silver. One original owner, still on first set of tires! Just 3000 miles, like new. Other items available. $4500. Ask for Otto: [email protected] 2001 Honda Reflex Scooter: 250cc, 8100 miles, new tags in May, $1999. Call Jess in Belmont: 650/593-6763 1999 Yamaha R1, blue, 4.6K miles, Ohlins, Race Tech, Graves rearsets, V&H slip-on: $3950. Also, '97 Aprilia RS250 & '99 R6 track bikes: prices negotiable. 408/343-0381/921-9689. ACCIDENT OR INJURY? EBAY SALES eBay sales. Specialist with vehicles, 12 years experience, and 4000+ positive feedback rating. Flat listing rate. I can produce auctions with 20+ large format, gorgeous, high quality pictures with my dealer account and pro-grade camera. Dr. Hannibal Lechter reminds us that “we covet what we see.” Let me show people what you have and why they should pay top dollar for it! Interested in larger lots of identifiable, good-quality motorcycle and car parts to buy as well. ADVANCED CYCLE SERVICE [email protected] or 415/699-8760. SCOOTERLAND! 1984 Honda V-65 Magna: Garaged, well maintained. Many new parts, runs strong, easy restoration or just ride. $1250 OBO. Call J.C. 707/373-3914. (415)824-3020/www.davescycle.com Order your tires online, Zero CA sales tax plus Free UPS Ground, then have a Preferred Installer in your local area do the installation and save! Please visit website for details. Call Bill Keys 510-661-0100 ext.115 or E-mail bill@ fremonthondakawasaki.com USED MOTORCYCLES The Old Man The Old Truck Dave is working www.MotoTireGuy.com 2006 Kawasaki KX450F $3999 Adult owned, clean and well maintained ScooterLand US is leading the transition to newer, greener forms of transportation for everyone; 100% Green Technology Electric Bicycles, Eco Friendly Gas & Electric Scooters and Electric Mobility Scooters. Visit us online at www. scooterlandus.com or in our San Jose & Los Gatos Locations 408/ 354-2999. Zip: STOLEN! Stolen motorcycles are listed free in CityBike (and we guess it’s good news we don’t have any to report this month)! Send info to [email protected] *Motorcycle Service and Repair* • Tires • Service • Insurance estimates Monthly bike storage available Come check us out 1135 Old Bayshore Hwy San Jose, CA 95112 (408) 299-0508 [email protected] www.advcycles.com DUCATI SUZUKI KAWASAKI YAMAHA HONDA G-Bilt Cycles American V-Twin Mobile Service Serving The Greater Bay Area 20 yrs. in the industry • Service • Repair • Restore • Customize 707. 972. 1228 TOWING NORTHBAY: REDWOODS MOTORCYCLE TOW & TRANSPORT • Providing safe and reliable transport of your motorcycle! • Licensed and Insured •Hold a California Motor Carrier Permit Santa Rosa, CA Serving: Marin, Sonoma, Napa & Mendocino Counties 707-537-5212 2006 Vespa LX150, 4037 miles, red, $2895 September 2010 | 29 | CityBike.com REACH OUT TO THE MASSES! Run your classified in CityBike and communicate with thousands and thousands of Bay Area motorcyclists, most of whom fear and loathe the Internet for the font of all that is wrong with the world that it is. For $15, we’ll run your ad ‘till sold, and probably even months after that, as we get distracted. You can communicate with the dead, tell us why Nixon was the greatest president ever, tell us you have the world's 12th-largest ball of string, or launch your run for public office. Subscribers get a free ad every month! We must be idiots. AFM Report: Round 5 at Thunderhill Raceway By Mike Solis, Photos by Gary Rather After the last Formula Pacific Race, American Honda’s Jeff Tigert spoke about how he felt like he was losing his edge, and that he’d like “the old Jeff” back so he could be in the hunt for some race wins. At Thunderhill, Tigert got what he asked for, coming out on top of a duel with Pacific Track Time’s Michael Earnest to take the Formula Pacific win. “Jeff rode the wheels off of that thing!” said Earnest. “He was f lawless and didn’t make any mistakes, just like last time when I got to race him. To do it Super Dinosaur—1. Guy Hyder 2. Paul Rico 3. Andrew Clay 4. Kevin Clark 5. Peter Gabrovsky 6. Craig Grantham Formula AFemme—1. Joy Higa 2. Christie Cooley 3. Zoe Rem 4. Bess Keigwin 5. Stacy Menas 6. Sara Probert Formula Pacific—1. Jeffrey Tigert 2. Michael Earnest 3. Chris Siglin 4. David Stanton 5. Martin Szwarc 6. Jimmy Wood 250 Production—1. Kirk Korenko 2. Charles C.J. Weaver 3. Brian Bartlow 4. Wesley Rundall 5. Mark McKinney 6. T.J. Kremlick 600 Superbike—1. Jimmy Wood 2. Tyler O’Hara 3. Lenny Hale 4. Travis Oghe 5. Jason Lauritzen 6. Berto Wooldridge Formula 40 Heavyweight—1. Peter O’Sullivan CityBike Open Grand Prix—1. David Stanton 2. Martin 2. Patrick Scott Blackburn 3. David Stanton 4. Geoffery Johnston 5. Ron Bunten 6. Anthony Manciu Szwarc 3. Wesley Kane 4. Gabriel Santa Coloma 5. Patrick Scott Blackburn 6. Peter O’Sullivan Formula 40 Mediumweight—1. James Keating 2. Nick Hayman 3. Garry Bannister 4. Tom Wilbert 5. James Scuderia West Formula 1—1. Lenny Hale 2. Berto Hendricks 6. David Ben-Jamin Wooldridge 3. Jesse Carter 4. James Keating 5. Eric Gulbransen 6. Matt Presting Formula 40 Lightweight—1. Jay Avansino 2. Robert Formula 2—1. Rob Drury 2. Brian Hoffman 3. Michael Campbell 3. Jay Kinberger 4. Thomas Dorsey 5. Brad Woods 6. William Wickersham Altamirano 4. Erik Kolstoe 5. Richard Snowden 6. Vincent Rolleri Tag Team Heavyweight—1. Scott Wilson / Gabriel Santa Coloma 2. Tim Scarrott / Eric Morris 3. Ron Formula 3—1. Jake Lewis 2. Nobi Iso 3. Peter Lenz Bunten / Richard Stanco 4. John Stark / David Hutton 4. Debra Barton 5. Andre Ochs 6. Tucker Lancaster 450 Superbike—1. Vlastimil Kotyza 2. Aleksandr Anatiychuk 3. Vik Anderson 4. Chris Barbour 5. Richard Mark Appel Formula 4—1. Jay Avansino 2. Neill O’Reilly 3. David Raff 4. Andrew Patterson 5. Robert Campbell 6. Jay Kinberger 250 Superbike—1. Michael Aquino 2. Kirk Korenko 3. Brian Bartlow 4. Charles “C.J.” Weaver 5. Mark McKinney 6. Wesley Rundall Desmoto Sport Open Twins—1. Chris Siglin 2. James Randolph 3. Steve Metz 4. Patrick Blackburn 5. Eric Gulbransen 6. Nick Hayman Tag Team Middleweight—1. Neil Atterbury / Jesse Carter 2. Gregory Olson / Micah Larson 3. Robert Brown / Shane Muntean 4. David Ben-Jamin / Justus Hoffman The Track Club Open Production—1. Gabriel Santa Coloma 2. Neil Atterbury 3. Jesse Carter 4. Michael Aaron Cohen 5. Anthony Manciu 6. Eddie Vigil 650 Twins—1. Jay Avansino 2. David Raff 3. Neill O’Reilly 4. Robert Campbell 5. Jay Kinberger 6. Scott Lesniewski 750 Production—1. Lenny Hale 2. Kevin Nekimken 3. Jason Lauritzen 4. Brian Stone 5. Berto Wooldridge 6. Neil Atterbury 500 Twins—1. Vik Anderson 2. Leonard Barker Jr. 3. Brian Bartlow 4. Richard Mark Appel 5. Chris Barbour Clubman Middleweight—1. Mike Nigliazzo 2. Chris D. McCoy 3. Micah Larson 4. Gregory L. Olson 6. Dan Azar 5. Aleksandr Anatichuk 6. Eric D. Hobbs Formula Singles—1. Michael Aquino 2. Andre Ochs Clubman Lightweight—1. Rory Kamper 2. Jason 3. Gerry Signorelli 4. Geoff Osterman 5. Peter Lenz Baumbach 3. Kevin Clark 4. Mitch Joseph 5. Brad Gyger 6. Stephen Smith 750 Superbike—1. Lenny Hale 2. Kevin Nekimken 3. Jesse Carter 4. Brian Stone 5. Nick Hayman 6. Greg McCullough With a strong move on the brakes into 14, Tigert retook the lead from Earnest at the halfway point of the race, while Stanton lost ground to Siglin after a mistake in Turn 1. From there, the order at the front stood until the checkered flag, with Tigert taking the win, Earnest finishing second, and Siglin third. Despite going even faster than he did in his Round 4 race win, Earnest came up just short of taking his third Formula Pacific victory of the season. 650 Production Twins—1. Thomas Dorsey 2. David Raff 3. Robin Geenen 4. Alan Cunningham 5. Scott Reavey 6. Stephen Smith Open Superbike—1. David Stanton 2. Martin Szwarc 3. Wesley Kane 4. Scott Wilson 5. Steve Metz 6. Gabriel Santa Coloma At the start of the race, Tigert took the holeshot on his CM Motorsports tuned Honda and led until Turn 14, where a mistake on the brakes allowed Earnest to take the lead. For the next few laps Tigert shadowed Earnest and his EDR Performance tuned Suzuki, as the pair pulled away from the battle for third between former AFM number one David Stanton and BARF Racing’s Chris Siglin. “I have to thank everyone for pushing the level this weekend,” said Tigert in his podium interview. “I had a tough time getting up to speed in one day. This championship is so close, every point counts—I’m just glad we could make this a show for everyone!” AFM Round 5 Thunderhill Raceway July 10-11, 2010 Results again is a real privilege—he’s my boy and I like racing with him.” Siglin’s third-place finish on his Boulder Motorsports-tuned Ducati allowed him to keep second spot in the championship points race, giving him 211 points to Tigert’s 229. “These races are hard work for a reason.” stated Siglin. “Those two had a hell of a battle. It was fun to watch them go at it. I made a lot of mistakes, but the bike worked awesome—I just need to connect the dots. Hopefully we’ll win one of these things before the year is done.” While Stanton came up short of the Formula Pacific podium, he still had some strong finishes during the weekend. Riding his Mach 1 Motorsports Yamaha, Stanton took the win in the CT Racing Open Superbike race over second-place finisher Martin Szwarc. In the CityBike Open Grand Prix race, Stanton faced a race-long challenge from James Randolph and his KTM RC8, whose race came to a frightening end with a fast, last-lap crash in Turn 7. With Randolph out, Stanton crossed the line to take the win with Martin Szwarc once again in second. “The bike is working well, but as you can probably tell I don’t have the power of the other guys in Formula Pacific—but I gave it an honest try,” said Stanton. “Chris and I had some fun out there in F.P., but then I made a mistake and lost touch. I was having to go so deep into corners to keep up with him, and I eventually overcooked it into Turn 1—that was it after that. It was a great day: Kenny Norman did a great job with the bike. Mach 1 and Chuck Graves too: he helped me get this thing set up.” Last year, Lenny Hale dominated the 600 and 750 classes, taking as many as five wins on any given race weekend. While Hale still took a number of victories at Thunderhill, other riders were able to step up to his challenge, preventing the dominance he had in 2009. One of those riders was Tyler O’Hara, a 23-year-old rider from Petaluma who is also competing in select rounds of AMA Supersport. From the fifth spot on the grid, O’Hara exchanged the lead with Hale a few times early in the race before going on to take the win. Hale finished second, with Berto Wooldridge third. “My goal was to beat Lenny this weekend, and we did it twice!” said O’Hara. “GP Bike Parts has been helping me, they put me on their bike, and it’s pretty stock—we have to keep it that way for the AMA stuff.” Another rider who successfully stepped up to the Lenny Hale challenge was 24-yearold Jimmy Wood. An accomplished professional flat-track racer with multiple West Coast dirt-track championships, Wood has been making waves in the roadracing scene, winning a number of races in WERA and CCS events. In the Pacific Track Time 600 Superbike race, Wood charged from his fourth-row grid position, moving into the lead by the end of the first lap on his Lee’s Cycle Kawasaki. With the lead firmly in his grasp, Wood September 2010 | 30 | CityBike.com 600 Production—1. Tyler O’Hara 2. Lenny Hale 3. Berto Wooldridge 4. Travis Oghe 5. Sebastiao Ferreira 6. Ricardo Vizcaino went on to take the win by a comfortable margin, with Tyler O’Hara in second and Hale third. “I was a little nervous about having to start so far back, I didn’t want the leaders to get too much of a gap,” explained Wood. “But I was able to get a decent start; I think we ended up leading it by the end of the first lap. It was a fun race, my bike was super-fast: Lee’s Cycle built me a great bike. Tyler and I were both on Pirelli tires, which seem to win the majority of the races here on 600s—I’m really happy about that.” few championships—the points for me just aren’t there, so I just want to win the remainder of the races. The weekend was hot, and it made things a little rough—I’m feeling like an old man out there.” One of the closest finishes of the weekend took place in the Formula AFemme race. In her first start since a frightening crash at Thunderhill, Joy Higa took the early lead with Christie Cooley in pursuit. Together, the pair knifed their way through hordes of riders from other waves, pulling clear of the rest of the field. Thunderhill proved to With traffic scattered be disastrous to Dan in the last turn on the Sewell, who came to Thunderhill as a last lap, Cooley closed the gap and made a contender for four different championships. charge in the final run to the flag, but Higa After crashing in the 650 Twins race on was able to hold on for the win. Cooley Sunday morning, the Reno native punched crossed the line just 0.018 seconds later to his motorcycle in frustration—breaking finish second, with Zoe Rem third. his hand and ending both his race weekend “That was an exciting finish—to be honest, and his championship hopes. With I didn’t even know she was behind me!” Sewell out, Jay Avansino did a stellar job representing the Twin Works Factory team, said Higa. “Christie did an awesome job, she was riding so well, and I was just trying taking victories in 650 Twins, Formula 4, my best too. Hopefully we can do that Formula 40 Lightweight, and Tag Team again at the next race.” Lightweight. “It was a bad deal; Dan was leading all those championships before this weekend,” said Avansino. “With Dan putting himself out, I think we’re going to miss out on a The next round of AFM action takes place October 2-3, again at Thunderhill Raceway. Find out more about club racing in Northern California at afmracing.org. September 2010 | 31 | CityBike.com Tag Team Lightweight—1. Jonathan Forman / Jay Avansino 2. David Sapsis / Scott Reavey 3. Alan Cunningham / Brad Gyger Clubman Heavyweight—1. Michael Aaron Cohen 2. Brian Woodiwiss 3. Richard Stanco 4. Micah Larson 5. Aleksandr Anatichuk 6. Gregory Olson