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YOUR ENGLISH - SPANISH NEWSPAPER June 8 - June 14 2007 No 214 www.thinkspain.com/today DISCOVER TABARCA ISLAND PARADISE DESIGNER FRAMES €1.90 SPECIAL LOW PRICE 50 CHANNELS TV GUIDE ETA THREATENS TO KILL AGAIN After 14 months the Basque terrorist organisation ETA officially declared the end of the ceasefire on Tuesday and their intention to become active again on all fronts. This return to terrorist acts follows the prohibition of half of the candidates of the extreme Basque national party at the recent municipal and regional elections in the Basque country. ETA took this as a proof that Spain’s prime minister Zapatero had shown his real face and become ‘a fascist’. They said that under these conditions any further peace negotiations were made impossible. Therefore, the group had decided to defend the people with weapons and fight again for a united Euskal Herria, - a united Basque country. Zapatero, who had suspended the dialogue after the bombing of Terminal 4 of Madrid airport last December, was left in a precarious situation with regards to the national elections early next year. He said that the terrorist group is committing a mistake and appealed to all democratic groups to jointly fight terrorism with democratic means. “Spain is a strong country, the Spanish society will never relent to any threats.” The following day French and Spanish police arrested three alleged members of the terrorist organisation, two men and a woman, in the town of Bagnères de Bigorre in the South West of France. Aitor Lorente Bilbao had completed a prison sentence as a member of the Aragón group. At the beginning of the year the National Court of Spain accused him of the illegal possession of weapons and explosives. Igor Igartua Echevarría had been accused of organising the Vizcaya team, had been on the run for several years and belonged to the youth wing of the group since the early 90s. Alaitz Areitio Azpiri, is accused of shooting at policemen in October 2004. Garzón, the judge of the national court, issued an arrest order for her as the organiser of the terrorist group in Guipúzcoa. The terrorists did not show any resistance when they were arrested in their apartment in the early hours of Tuesday morning. The National Police had been following them for several weeks waiting for the best moment to make their arrest. The second victory of the democratic forces was the decision of the ministry of the interior to transfer Iñaki De Juana to a prison close to Madrid after he had recovered from his three-month-long hunger strike. He will have to complete the remaining 14 months of his prison sentence in the penitentiary rather than in his home, as had been contemplated due to his bad health. The state prosecutor of the National Court of Spain decreed that the prison in Aranjuez has the right to forcefeed De Juana should he decide to restart his hunger strike. Last Wednesday De Juana was taken to the prison infirmary to continue his recovery. He will only be allowed to leave the prison for specialist treatment and medical checks. The director of the penitentiary institutions in Spain, Mercedes Gallizo, reminded the prison authorities that, according to law, even with the improved health of De Juana Chaos, they are still obliged to watch life, integrity and health of the prisoner. In a third reaction to the end of the ceasefire Garzón prohibited Otegi, the head of the banned party Batasuna, to leave Spain. Otegi, who had planned a visit to South Africa, is only at large because he paid bail. He had been sentenced to prison because of his praise for ETA in 2003. Although Otegi is free now, the court can decide at any time to send him back to prison if it considers him to be a criminal danger to the state. VILLA SCORES FOR SPAIN Spain move up to second in their group after beating Liechtenstein 0-2. Two early goals from David Villa gave Luis Aragonés’ side the hope of a big scoreline. But they were unable to add to their total after that, with Villa missing an injury time penalty which would have been his hat-trick. news P2 • opinion P52• travel P54 • finance P58• sports P61 2 NATIONAL NEWS Politics PP to push for anthem lyrics President of the Partido Popular, Mariano Rajoy, announced that his party would be presenting an initiative in congress aimed at setting up a special commission in charge of writing lyrics to Spain’s national anthem. La Marcha Real (The Royal March) is one of the few national anthems in the world to have no official lyrics. Yet Rajoy felt impelled to act after Spain’s Olympic Committee reported that Spanish sportsmen and women were urging them to push for the change, as they wanted to sing their anthem in sports meetings. Spanish historian Jon Juaristi has revealed that ex-president José María Aznar commissioned a group of writers and poets to create lyrics to the national anthem when he was in power, although no concensus was reached with the opposition. Politics Sahara crisis to be discussed The UN’s general secretary, Ban Ki-Moon, arrived in Madrid on Wednesday this week to start his first official visit to Spain, sources revealed. Ki-Moon met with Spain’s president, José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero, and his vice-president, María Teresa Fernández de la Vega to discuss the future of Western Sahara, the initiative of the Alliance of Civilisations and the situation of Afghanistan and Lebanon, where there are Spanish troops. Haya Rased Al- Khalifa, the first Muslim woman in history to occupy the presidency of the UN’s general assembly, was received by King Juan Carlos in the Zarzuela palace. SPAIN June 8 - June 14 2007 Spaniards jailed for G8 summit protest Nine months in prison for the Spanish protestors G. Lennon Two Spaniards have been sentenced to nine months in prison after participating in violent protests in the German port town of Rostock last weekend, just days before the G8 was due to commence. The two men, aged 21 and 31, were amongst 2,000 extremists participating in protests against the summit. Police were forced to use tear gas and water gas to break up the rioters. Their arrests are aimed to send out a clear message to other rioters to discourage them from using force. Later in the week, nearly 10,000 demonstrators reached the town of Hiligendamm, where the summit is being held, managing to block one of two access points to the hotel complex where the leaders are staying. Police were forced to use tear gas to break up the rioters RIOTERS: Creating havoc at G8 summit Aznar denies Iraq Seven people injured in shoot invasion mistake out in Granada bank robbery G. Lennon In an interview published in the Argentinean weekly magazine Perfil, former Spanish president, José María Aznar, has denied that the decision to invade Iraq was a mistake. “For the first time since the 18th century, Spain was at the centre of world affairs,” he said. “What convinced me was that the international community could not accept being challenged by a dictator who did not know what he was doing, and whom we suspected of being in possession of a very deadly weapon,” continued Mr Aznar, who went on to say that the invasion was justified on “human rights (grounds) and the conviction that he was in a position to get hold of a very dangerous weapon.” When the interviewer asked whether he felt guilty when it was later proven that there were, in fact, no weapons of mass destruction, Sr Aznar replied: “No, because I never sent anyone into battle. I simply believed that the world would be a better place without Saddam Hussein.” When asked whether he agreed if ETA was the useful enemy chosen by the PP on which to base their May 27 election campaign, Mr Aznar would only say: “ETA should never have been present at the elections. That was a serious mistake by the government.” Seven people were injured, four of them seriously, during a shoot-out in Motril, Granada on Tuesday following a bank robbery. The shooting started as three armed men made their escape from Caja Granada on C/ Martínez Cuevas, which had been cordonned off after several calls from members of the public alerted emergency services that three men wearing sunglasses and berets were holding up staff inside the bank. Two of the bank robbers were shot while the third escaped and is still at large. Four of the seven people shot, including one police officer (53), who was shot in the neck and airlifted to the Virgen de las Nieves Hospital in Granada where he has undergone surgery, and one of the bank robbers, were seriously injured. Another officer (55), who was shot in the hand, has been discharged along with an 11-year-old girl, who sustained a flesh wound to her thigh. The condition of one of the bank robbers, a 46-year-old man who was shot in the abdomen, is described as ‘very serious’ while that of a seventh man (65), an innocent bystander who was shot in the chest, is also serious. How to contact us Think Press S.L. C.I.F. B/54152202 Editor Berni Walker Registration T-59-07 ISSN 1887-4223 Printers Indugraf Offset SA Pol. Ind. Constanti. Avda. Europa, s/n 43120 Constanti (Tarragona) Centro Comercial La Teulera 12-14 Avda. Rey Juan Carlos I. 61-63 03727 Jalón (Alicante) Tel. 96 648 08 14 Fax 96 648 01 10 [email protected] Have you got a story? Tel. 96 648 00 52 [email protected] Display adverts [email protected] Classifieds [email protected] With us, you have no costs for choosing the loan that suits you best, in fact you have a lawyer at your service consulting you till the end of the process, for free. “First consulting FREE legal advice” TRUST IN OUR PROFESSIONAL SERVICES... ✓ Civil Action ✓ C. Administrative ✓ Labour Proceedings ✓ Criminal Procedure ✓ Breach of Duty ✓ Accidents ✓ Legal Separations ✓ Companies ✓ Inheritance ✓ Traffic Accidents ✓ Property Sales & Purchases ✓ Contracts ✓ Mortgages ✓ Accounting & Taxation www.afiservices.com Tel. (+34) 96 646 24 60 / 96 646 24 61 Mobile (+34) 605 866 123· Ctra. Cabo La Nao, C.C Arenal, first floor, Local 17 · 03730 JÁVEA - ALICANTE SPAIN June 8 - June 14 2007 ETA announces end to permanent ceasefire ETA will defend the Basque country with weapons A. Elgar Basque separatist group ETA has announced an end to its ‘permanent ceasefire’ set up over one year ago, stating that it would defend the Basque country ‘with weapons and on all fronts’. The terrorist group argued its decision, stating: “We are unable to continue our negotiation process with the government as the minimum conditions to do so are absent,” whilst further blaming Spain’s head of state, José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero, for becoming fascist, and “leaving citizens and parties without rights.” ETA attacked the government’s decision to ban Basque nationalist parties from standing at the May 27 elections, stating: “This impeded free expression for thousands of voters who are in favour of political change.” Since the group’s permanent ceasefire was announced on March 22, 2006, two people have been killed (Terminal 4, Barajas-Madrid airport attack), after which time the socialist government broke off peace talks with ETA. In addition, the group continued with its kale borroka or urban rioting campaign, it sent extortion letters to several Basque and Navarra businessmen demanding they hand over thousands of euros, while it carried out a massive robbery in the south of France, stealing 350 guns. Opposition leader Mariano Rajoy reacted stongly to ETA’s end of ceasefire announcement, urging the government not to concede nor negotiate. “ETA must learn that it is heading for defeat, achieved by the very instrument of the democratic state that is Spain. Terrorists cannot and will not bend the majority will of Spaniards who wish to live in peace,” he said. In its four-decade campaign to set up an independent state in northern Spain and southwestern France, ETA has killed more than 800 people. Gerry Adams: “All sides should show restraint” President of Sinn Fein, Gerry Adams, has urged the Spanish government and ETA to redouble their efforts to achieve peace, after the annoucement that the Basque separatist organisation would be taking up its weapons again. Adams, who visited Spain last year to share his experience in the Northern Irish peace process, lamented the announcement that ETA was to break its ceasefire and take up arms again. “The lessons of the Irish peace process and indeed every conflict resolu- tion process throughout the world tells us that it is now important to redouble efforts to put the process there back on track,” he said. “All sides should show restraint and do everything in their power to ensure that a process is put in place which can allow this conflict to be resolved peacefully through genuine dialogue and engagement. “ETA’s decision goes totally in the opposite direction of the path that Basque and Spanish society want, the path of peace.” ETA: Announce the end of permanent ceasefire N ETA demands ETA has sent letters to businessmen living in the Basque Country and Navarra, demanding that they hand over 150,000 euros to “build a free Euskal Herria (Basque Country),” according to reports. The president of the Confederation of Navarra Businessmen, José Manuel Ayesa, revealed that nine extortion letters had been written to its members, with the amount of money higher than on previous occasions. “The group continues to pursue and persecute businessmen, who live in great fear of ETA, forcing them to pay their ‘revolutionary tax’”, and so Ayesa has demanded help from the government. According to the PP’s executive secretary of autonomous and local policies, Soraya Sáenz de Santamaría: “In the past few months, we have seen how ETA have rebuilt their commandos, stolen arms, and now they are sending extortion letters once again with the aim of recovering their finances.” Spanish man charged Al Gore wins Spain’s top prize with killing his for environmental efforts daughter in London A Spanish businessman living in London has been arrested on suspicion of murder, after police discovered his badly-beaten child in a Thames-side flat, following a distraught telephone call from his wife to the emergency services. Alberto Izaga, 36, from Bilbao, who works for Swiss Re, London, one of the largest life insurance companies in the world, was placed in custody in Brixton following the discovery. Izaga’s wife, Cape Verdeborn Licia Barbosa, telephoned police claiming that her husband had started to beat the child after she interrupted the couple in the bedroom. Neighbours of the couple heard screams of Izaga’s young daughter and wife before police were called to the scene. The young girl was taken to Saint Thomas hospital, but she died soon after from her injuries. Neighbours of the couple heard the screams of Izaga’s young daughter Former U.S. vice-president Al Gore won Spain’s most prestigious prize earlier this week for his contributions to the environment, beating aid group Intermon-Oxfam and Geneva-based World Meteorological Organization. Gore was awarded the Príncipe de Asturias prize, considered by many as a precursor for the Nobel Prize, for which he is nominated this year. The jury described Gore as “a public man who, with his leadership, has contributed to making societies and governments around the world aware of this noble cause.” Gore reacted to the news by stating: “I was deeply honoured to learn this morning about the Prince of Asturias Award for International Cooperation.” Earlier this year, Gore won an Academy Award for An Inconvenient Truth – a documentary about global warming, and he is known for his ambitious campaigning to save the planet. NATIONAL NEWS Terrorism Sent to jail after hospital Home Office minister Alfredo Pérez Rubalcaba, has confirmed that ETA terrorist Ignacio de Juana Chaos will ‘under no circumstance’ return home under house arrest after being released from hospital this Wednesday in San Sebastián, after recovering from a hunger-strike. De Juana, who was imprisoned in 1987 and sentenced to over 2,500 years for the murders of 25 members of the army and Guardia Civil, was released after 18 years in accordance with sentencing guidelines. Yet in November last year, he was sentenced to 2.5 years for terrorist threats against five prison heads. The etarra went on hunger strike between August and October in protest over his sentence, and again this spring. Politics Sarkozy advises PP leader Rajoy Nicolas Sarkozy The leader of the Partido Popular (PP), Mariano Rajoy, is to send a special team of advisors to Paris to meet newly elected French president Nicolas Sarkozy and the team behind his election success, with the aim of collating election strategies in anticipation for Spain’s general elections. In particular, Rajoy is interested in policies related to immigration, according to reports. As well as Sarkozy, Rajoy plans to visit German chancillor, Angela Merkel, and her conservative party, the CDU. Error AL GORE: Helping to save the planet 3 The correct dates for the European Hog Rally are June 21-24 not 17-27 are we incorrectly stated last week. 4 REGIONAL NEWS Crime Maeso pleads innocence The anaesthetist, Juan Maeso, who was sentenced to 1,933 years in prison for infecting 275 patients in Valencia with hepatitis C, has once again pleaded innocent in Valencia’s High Court. Maeso stated that he would “rather go to prison than admit that I am guilty”. Juan Maeso made these statements before the prosecutor requested that he be detained immediately because of the likeliness of him fleeing the country because he has no family ties here. Maeso denied the lack of family ties saying that: “I would never flee the country because I don’t want to lose touch with my family and my friends”. Maeso was 66 in December and in Spain it is easier to get probation after the age of 70. Finance More funds for regional government The finance ministers from each of the autonomous regions ruled by the PP met this week in Valencia to draw up a unified demand for central government to change the financial model for the autonomous regions. The PP finance ministers for the autonomous regions will be asking for budgets to be set according to population. According to Gerardo Camps, the current finance minister, Valencia has seen its population increase by over a million since 1999, when the parameters for the region’s finance were established. Education Controversial calendar for schools The ministry for education has published the calendar for the next academic year. Pupils in primary will go back to school on September 7th and secondary on September 14th. Teachers’ trade unions have criticised both dates, complaining that they do not give them time to prepare. The teachers’ unions are suggesting that primary students go back on September 10th and secondary on 17th. The main issue this year will be the establishment of the “jornada única” whereby compulsory classes finish before lunch. Parents’ associations are opposed to the system, which has already been introduced in other regions. COMUNITAT VALENCIANA June 8 - June 14 2007 Formula One will be inValencia in 2008 B. Chulvi & S. Walker Francisco Camps didn’t waste any time. On June 1st, just three days after winning the elections, Camps flew to London to sign a contract with Ecclestone that will bring Formula One to Valencia in 2008. The Ministry of Infrastructures’ tender for an initial project for the Formula One circuit has received seven offers, four from private consortia and three from the engineering companies IDOM, Intraesa and Aminsa. The architect chosen to design the circuit is the German, Herman Tilke, who has already designed nine international circuits, including those in Bahrain, Istanbul, Shanghai, Cataluña and the Fuji Speedway in Japan. The owner of Formula One seems intent on contradicting the drivers and introducing more urban circuits into the world of Formula One. Now that he has the contract for Valencia in the bag, his next target is Paris. Ecclestone has not renewed the contract with the circuit at Nevers Magny-Cours, which has been hosting Formula One races since 1991. He has, however, made his intentions clear: France could hold onto a Formula One race if a circuit was designed around the heart of Paris. In Australia, Ecclestone has met resistance to his plans. A few months ago, he told the organisers of CONTRACT SIGNED: Francisco Camps and Bernie Ecclestone will make it happen the Australian Grand Prix that Melbourne’s contract, which currently runs until 2010, will only be renewed if they agree to hold the race at night. Nevertheless, Australia’s Tourism Minister, Tim Holding, made his position very clear: “a nocturnal Grand Prix is out of the question”. Steve Bracks, Prime Minister of the State of Victoria, also refused to bow to the demand for a nocturnal race: “They’ve got to be joking,” said Bracks. Australians in the media are asking themselves if by rejecting Ecclestone’s plans they might be saying goodbye to Formula One altogether. N At a glance The race circuit will be 5,400 metres long with 22 bends. The circuit will be 14m wide. There will be room for 100,000 spectators. The speed limit will be 300kmph The royalty that Valencia will pay for each race will be 26 million euros. The contract is for seven years. PP will be biggest spenders with over 79 billion euros turnover between now and 2011 If political parties were private companies, the PP would be the biggest in the Comunitat Valenciana on the basis of its turnover, according to a report in El Boletín, the region’s most popular economic weekly. Thanks to the electoral results of May 27, the PP’s elected representatives will be in charge of over 79 billion euros compared with the 3 billion that will be spent by the Socialist Party. These figures have been calculated using the 2006 government budgets, so some increase can be expected by the end of their term. As a result of the elections, Francisco Camps’ party will have a budget 26 times bigger than the PSPV’s. The budget for the Generalitat Valenciana and public companies for the coming four years will be in the region of 16 billion euros and the three councils controlled by the PP will have about 800 million euros to spend. The town councils run by the PP will have a budget of nearly 3 billion euros over the course of their four-year term. The socialists, having lost control of Torrent and Paterna town halls, which equate to a budget loss of some 113 million euros, will have 715 million euros per annum to spend, a total of over 2.8 billion across the four years. The Valencian company with the highest turnover, the Mercadona supermarket chain, published a turnover of some 12 billion euros in 2006, i.e., 4 billion less than the annual budget of the PP. N Victory measured in cash PP and PSPV’s budgets until 2011 (in € millions) Generalitat Provincial Councils Town Councils* Town Public sector Total Valencia Alicante Castellón Total Valencia Alicante Castelló Benidorm Torrevieja Orihuela Torrent La Nucía Alcoi Paterna Other Total Total per annum Total for term of office * Calculated using budgets from 2006 PP Budget 12,893.00 3,196.45 16,089.45 455.87 236.42 146.00 838.29 688.76 258.12 155.81 101.22 89.59 78.79 61.76 56.61 55.82 51.85 1,383.67 2,982.00 19,909.74 79,638.96 Town Elx Gandia Dénia Moncofa Mutxamel Aldaia Quart de Poblet Sant Joan Guardamar L’Eliana Other Total PSPV Budget 179.35 83.44 57.08 30.54 24.88 23.75 23.41 16.09 15.78 14.95 245.73 715 715.7 2,862.8 L’HORTA June 8 - June 14 2007 CAMP DE MORVEDRE Barberá now closes Patraix substation Local residents remain wary as repair work goes ahead B. Chulvi & S. Walker The initial victory goes to the residents of Patraix, who have successfully pressured Valencia City Council into unanimously approving a bill ratifying the closure of the Patraix electrical substation, site of an explosion just two weeks ago. The city council will offer the electricity company, Iberdrola, the opportunity to exchange the land the substation is on for a similar plot away from any town centres. The bill also requires Iberdrola to provide information on the cause of the explosion on May 15 and to see that someone is held responsible for the incident. This decision seemingly puts an end to a two-year battle by local people to prove the dangers of the aforementioned electrical substation. Local residents, however, are still wary: “We don’t understand,” explained Miguel Esteve, “why Iberdrola is repairing the substation if this bill requires it to close and to be moved to another site”. This week, local residents have seen Siemens lorries carrying electrical equip- ment entering the building. The paradox in the story, however, is that the very same government that is now ordering the substation to close on safety grounds, issued an operating licence to Iberdrola in December 2006 classifying the substation as a safe enterprise. The government claims that since then, however, Iberdrola has failed to implement measures to guarantee the safety of the substation’s immediate neighbours. The local residents have filed reports on the health risks of electromagnetic fields and believe that the location of the substation is the issue, rather than safety measures. There is private housing and a school just five metres from the substation. The substation was built just two years ago and its location was agreed between Iberdrola and Rita Barberá’s same government team that is now closing it down. In fact, that agreement also allowed for the building of another substation, similar to the one now being closed down, in Valencia’s Paseo Alameda, one of the city’s most expensive residential areas. Construction of this second substation has been put on 5 Disturbance Noisy aeroplanes in Manises More than 42,000 people in the immediate vicinity of Manises airport have to put up with high noise levels, bordering on illegal. Residents of some 15,000 properties in Aldaia, Manises, Mislata, Quart de Poblet, Riba-roja de Turia, Valencia and Xirivella are affected on a daily basis. Noise pollution tests carried out in these areas have shown that in 95% of cases, noise levels are between 55 and 60 decibels, i.e., just below the 60 allowed during the day and the 50 allowed during the night. There are 13 schools in the area most affected by the aeroplane noise. Environment DEMONSTRATORS: Pressure group succeeds in Patraix hold and it is highly unlikely that it will go ahead after what has happened in Patraix. Energy Plan The extra plenary session, which passed the bill to close the substation, was held as a result of pressure from local socialist groups and Esquerra Unida, who called for “the substation to suspend activity immediately” and for talks to begin about moving the whole facility elsewhere. The Partido Popular then took up the issue and in the end the resolution was passed unanimously, and along with it, three other main points: apart from closing the substation, the city council requires Iberdrola to provide “an immediate explanation for the incident two weeks ago and transparency in apportioning blame, it reiterates its offer to exchange the land so that the facility can be dismantled and moved immediately to a new location and also demands that the Ministry for Industry, Red Eléctrica Española and Iberdrola all collaborate to produce an Energy Supply Plan for and in accordance with the city of Valencia and local residents”. N Key points 1) The city council has closed the substation down and demanded from Iberdrola an explanation into the incident. 2) The town council is offering Iberdrola the opportunity to move the facility to another location through a land exchange scheme. 3) Local residents are wary because Iberdrola is carrying out repairs to the substation. 4) The city council wants to draw up an Energy Plan for Valencia. Green-fingered workshops at the Botanical Gardens Valencia maps now on Google Earth With a little knowledge, it should be easy for us to have healthy, attractive plants in our homes and gardens. Valencia’s Botanical Gardens, the oldest and most interesting of their kind in the city, have organised a series of workshops to help show locals how to care for their plants. The next two workshops will be held on Wednesday 13 and Thursday 14 May at 4.30pm, and it costs 45 euros to take part. During these sessions the staff from the Botanical Gardens will show visitors how to recognise the type of soil needed by most common plants, using simple methods to establish its texture and its make-up. They will also be showing participants how to propagate plants: they will look at seedbeds, stem and leaf cutting, bulbs as well as studying ecological gardening Valencia is now well and truly on the map. The number of web enquiries about Valencia has shot up and the city council, ever sensitive to the importance of the internet as a source of information about the city, has reached an agreement with the Instituto Cartográfico Valenciano and one of the main search engines, Google, giving the latter the right to include information about Valencia in its 3D world map, Google Earth. People will now be able to access 3D images of the latest maps of the city, including the new Juan Carlos 1st Marina in the city’s port. According to sources within the town hall, the initiative is the result of Valencia now being seen as the “capital of Mediter- VALENCIA: Students will learn to nourish plantlife – what is involved, why it is important and which are the most appropriate plants for our climate. For more VALENCIA NEWS information call 96 315 68 18 or look at the Botanical Gardens website www. uv.es/jardibotanic.org ranean tourism in terms of international event organisation”. Google Earth receives some 200 million hits a day and as a result of the agreement it has reached with Valencia’s city council and the Instituto Cartográfico Valenciano, up-to-date information will now be available permanently and on a worldwide basis via Google. Such is the detail available that even the number of trees in a street can be counted. This 3D world map will also include approximately 50 photos of Valencia, covering all the main sites from the historic centre to the Parque de Cabecera, the Ciudad de las Artes y las Ciencias, the beaches and the new Juan Carlos 1st marina. Blue flag for Malva-rosa beach Malva-rosa beach, Valencia city’s beach par excellence, has been awarded the blue flag by the European Union for the first time. El Cabanyal beach has also received the same honour. Alongside this good news for Valencia’s coastline however, some bad news: El Saler’s Devesa beach, next to the Albufera has lost its blue flag, as has Valencia’s Club Naútico. Education Prestigious Valencia University Universitat de València has established itself as the fourth most important Spanish university in terms of scientific activity. A recent report by the Fundación Española para la Ciencia y la Tecnología on Scientific Activity in Spain (1990-2004), a report supported by the Ministry for Education and Science, places it in fourth place. Barcelona University is top of the list in terms of the amount of research it does and the number of international publications it generates, followed by Madrid’s Alcalá de Henares University, then Barcelona’s Autonomous University and then Universitat de València. The next highest ranked Valencian University is the Universidad Politécnica de Valencia, which occupies 13th place in the list. The Universidad de Alicante was ranked 24th. 6 LA SAFOR VALENCIA NEWS Recycling Cooking up a storm Used oil is being collected from bars and restaurants in Gandia to be recycled for use in cars. The council’s environmental department hopes to collect cooking oil from homes and eateries in the town to convert it into combustible biodiesel which will be used to run municipal vehicles. Police cars and park and garden maintenance machinery will run on old cooking fat if the project goes ahead. Containers for old vegetable and olive oil to be deposited in will be placed at strategic points around the town. Restaurants, hotels and bars may ask the council for specifically-designed bottles, which hold up to 25 litres and will be collected from the premises. Crime Fake robbery National Police have arrested a woman for allegedly faking a robbery in order to claim on her insurance. The Gandia resident, 40, reported the theft of 975 euros in cash at knifepoint as she left her place of work last week. Further investigations revealed that the woman invented the entire incident in order to make an insurance claim. Also a 27year-old man was arrested in Gandia last Tuesday for reportedly faking identity documentation. The Senegalese national, who does not have a legal residence permit, allegedly used ID that belonged to a compatriot of his living in Granada. According to National Police, the real owner of the document had reported it missing. The detainee passed it off as his own in order to take up a job in a Gandia-based firm. RIBERA ALTA RIBERA BAJA June 8 - June 14 2007 Better access for disabled sun-seekers Xeraco’s beach has been recognised as one of the two most accessible in Spain. Samantha Kett Blue flags are currently being awarded, or reassessed where they are already held, on beaches throughout Spain. This prestigious mark is given for cleanliness, safety and quality of services and facilities every summer. Xeraco has received a blue flag this year for making its beach easier to access for disabled people. The only other beach in the whole of Spain that has been recognised for its su- perior disabled facilities is Sant Pol de Mar beach in Barcelona. In Xeraco, those with mobility difficulties can still enjoy the beach thanks to the help of specially-adapted chairs and ‘floating crutches’. Volunteers are on hand to help out, and wooden ramps down to the sea with handrails, adapted toilets and showers, a large shaded area and barriers to prevent cars from encroaching wheelchair zones mean disability is no obstacle to enjoying a day on the beach. ‘Black widower’ netted thousands A Sueca man who allegedly caused his young wife to have a fatal car accident has been tried this week, judges reveal. Joaquín R. P. is said to have murdered María del Mar, 26, after less than a year of marriage in order to claim on their life insurance which was substantial. María lost her life in a road crash on the A-7 in Favara, Sueca in May 1995. Her vehicle veered off the road and caught fire. Forensics and pathologists have taken nearly twelve years to collate and examine detailed evidence. A second autopsy on the woman was carried out three years after her death in 1998, after a court order allowed her body to be exhumed. Joaquín and María married in Spain in June 1994. From September of that year onwards, Joaquín initiated five insurance policies on the life of María with himself as the sole beneficiary. The benefits of the policies totalled around 750,000 euros. One contract, with a sum assured of 60,000 euros, doubled if the death of the life assured was caused by an accident. The car in which the accident occurred was a rental vehicle, hired in María’s name, although on the fatal day it was Joaquín that was driving. Judges have arrived at the conclusion that he first ran the car off the road, before knocking María unconscious, and then setting fire to the vehicle with her inside. Although some of the evidence seems to be clearcut, such as multiple insurance policies, the amount of time since the crime occurred complicates matters. The trial continues. CLINICA TARRAULA - CT (Jávea): 96 579 00 00 Blatant lorry thieves at large A gang thought to be behind the theft of at least eight lorries in the last two months remains on the loose. Police reveal that the offenders are concentrating mainly on the Marina Alta and La Safor areas, in Dénia, Gandia, Jávea, Moraira and Teulada. Lorry-drivers affected by the crimewave say their livelihood has been taken away and as a result they are unable to earn a crust. José Juan Sánchez, from the company Bombeos Horbomed, reveals that an HGV vehicle worth half a million euros was stolen from his premises. He believes that the thieves must be working abroad since his vehicle is a limited edition, one of only three manufactured in Spain, and would be unlikely to pass unnoticed. - A fire that narrowly missed a residential area in La Llacuna (near Villalonga) is thought to have been started deliberately. Flames broke out on the mountainside at around 20.00 hrs, causing widespread alarm amongst local residents. Mayor Juan Ros says according to the fire brigade the blaze was probably arson, since it was traced to two different unconnected locations. One of these was La Bassa i el Pouet area, which is close to a number of houses, and the other was We care about your health CT (Moraira): 96 649 12 59 Another driver says he had parked his lorry in broad daylight in a busy street in his home town of Teulada before it was stolen. Police say cement mixers, diesel machines and construction materials are disappearing at a rate of knots in a local crime spree thought to all be the work of the same criminal organisation. They continue to monitor the situation. Forest fire threatens homes the Corrals country road. Fire fighters and the Guardia Civil worked through the night to prevent the flames from reaching the nearby properties. Reinforcements in helicopters and an aeroplane, plus the forestry brigade, were also called in. Fortunately, on this occasion no injuries nor damage to personal property were recorded. Ros congratulated the emergency worker teams for bringing the fire under control in ‘record time’ and without loss of life. www.ctonlineclinic.com WOMEN’S HEALTHCARE TEAM · Lynn, our specially trained Women’s Health nurse · Judith, our Midwife and · Alison, our Health Visitor, whose next children’s clinic will be in CT (La Plaza) on 13th June. Please telephone 96 579 41 79 for more information FAMILY DOCTORS DR. BERNARD WILLIS - ENGLISH DR. DAVID TURNER - ENGLISH DR. GUIDO CAMPMAN - DUTCH CT (Jávea): 96 646 01 66 A DAY AT THE BEACH: Now more accessible for all Emergency telephone 608 666 098 (24 hrs) ALICANTE NEWS MARINA ALTA June 8 - June 14 2007 Fined for refusing to marry gay couples Politics No vote from the young Young people in Benissa seem uninterested in local politics, lament councillors. According to PSPV electoral candidate Vicent Cabrera, the majority of residents aged 18 to 30 did not turn out to vote on May 27. Cabrera believes this may have negatively influenced the results for his party, since he believes the younger generation are more inclined to vote left of the centre. In total, a whopping 37 per cent of benisseros abstained, meaning more than 2,800 residents did not vote. Judge Laura Alabau will pay for rebelling against the law Samantha Kett A judge has been forced to pay a 300-euro fine for refusing to marry gay couples. Laura Alabau turned down a request to perform a wedding between two women in Dénia in 2005, considering the act to be ‘unconstitutional’. Her appeal was thrown out by the Poder Judicial, the judges’ governing body, but the women subsequently decided not to proceed with the marriage ceremony. At the beginning of 2006, Alabau declined to marry two British men on the grounds that it would be illegal to do so in their country of origin. This caused uproar amongst the British community in the Marina Alta, who called it a ‘double discrimination’. She is also said to have criticised the law allowing gay marriages in a written communication to the current government. In a disciplinary hearing last week, the Poder Judicial declared Alabau had committed a serious fault according to the law of legal powers, Article 418.3, which relates to conferring authority on herself beyond her jurisdiction. Alabau, who describes the disciplinary procedure as a ‘persecution’, faces a fine of 305 euros. She claims the Poder Judicial has applied an ‘illegal’ interpretation as part of ‘government propaganda’. Training Jávea air-sea rescue SAME-SEX COUPLES: Gay marriage is allowed under Spanish law Alabau’s fine will by paid by Christian association HazteOír (whose name means ‘make yourself heard’), says a spokesper- son from the group. Members support the judge in her campaign and say she should have a right to take a stand and make a ‘conscientious objection’ to marrying gay couples if she does not believe in such a union. Hundreds of cars illegally dumped Celebrity chef receives prestigious award Cars abandoned in the public highway are increasingly becoming a headache for Dénia residents and traffic authorities. Councillor for traffic and public safety, Pep Marí and Local Police superintendent José Martínez, say an average of 600 vehicles are dumped in the streets of the town every year. Owners can be fined up to 30,000 euros for abandoning their cars, depending on the vehicle’s condition and the level of danger it presents to the public. Marí says that whilst cars are dumped in Famous gourmet chef Quique Dacosta, the brains behind Restaurante El Poblet, has been awarded the title of ‘adopted son’ of Dénia. Only the fifth chef in the world to have earned two Michelin stars, Dacosta received the honour on Saturday at a ceremony presided by mayoress Paqui Viciano and various representatives of the local government. The prestigious title was conceded because of Dacosta’s talent having put Dénia on the tourism map, nationally and internationally. Dacosta has received numerous Chef of parking spaces, this means more parking problems for other motorists and lowers the tone of the town. Motorists who habitually park their cars in the public highway should take care to move them periodically if they are stationed for a considerable length of time. Councils often consider a car to have been abandoned if it has not been moved for a month or more. Where they decide this in error, the owner could find their car impounded and be faced with a large bill for its recovery on top of a fine. 7 Red Cross workers in Jávea carried out a dramatic airsea rescue on Saturday off the port. As part of a training day for volunteers entitled ‘open your heart’, a simulation drowning incident was carried out off La Grava beach. Acting disorientated, a person was rescued by helicopter so emergency workers could see how specialists would act in a real life crisis. In addition, a series of workshops was held for members of the public interested in helping out the Red Cross in their spare time. Crime Back-stabber jailed the Year awards and his restaurant, El Poblet in the Las Marinas area of town, was voted as one of the Top 10 in the world by Food & Wine magazine. The Cáceres- born chef, now 35, started his career washing up in a pizzeria at the age of 16, and has competed in major gastronomy competitions in three continents. A Moraira man has been imprisoned without bail for allegedly stabbing his wife. The suspect was questioned in court on Friday, after being discharged from hospital. Police say he had injured himself whilst knifing the victim in the back. He has been charged with attempted murder. 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Regional government minister for land and housing, Esteban González Pons, wanted the land reclassified as ‘urban’, making it legally possible to develop. Accident Crash injuries A two-car pile-up in Pedreguer on Saturday left two people seriously hurt and another seven with minor injuries. The accident took place on the CV-720, the PedreguerAlcalalí road, at around 12.45 hrs. A 27-year-old man was admitted to hospital with multiple fractures and bruising whilst another youth, 18, suffered head injuries. Three other young people and two couples in their 40s and 50s sustained bruising and shock. All victims were taken to the Marina Alta district hospital in Dénia by ambulance. Emergency Teen bikers injured in road crash Two teenagers were seriously injured on Sunday night in a motorbike accident on the Sanet-Beniarbeig road. According to emergency services, the rider and passenger of the moped, who were aged 16 and 17, were admitted to hospital for treatment after crashing their vehicle. The causes of the accident are as yet unknown. Spain is reported to be one of the most dangerous countries in Europe for traffic and automobile accidents. MARINA ALTA June 8 - June 14 2007 Renovation causes delay and disruption Residents in uproar over blocks and barriers Jávea’s streets will have public access denied Samantha Kett Residents and shopkeepers in Jávea are up in arms over plans to carry out works that will see streets cordoned off and access made difficult for the public. Construction firm Ecisa has been contracted to start renovation work on underground car parks and roundabouts in the area. They intend to renew the drainage system and gut- ters in the Plaza de la Constitución car park. Barriers have been put up and diversion signs are already in place. Business-owners in the old town are furious to hear that yet more streets will be closed, making it difficult for customers to access their premises. Already, the southern end of the town continues to be under construction and is closed off to traffic. However, authorities EASY ACCESS? Planned works could see even more roads closed have agreed to aim for the completion of the work before the midsummer festival of San Juan. Mayor Eduardo Monfort Missing expatriate’s body is finally discovered near home A British national who disappeared in April has been found dead near his Benitatxell home. William Albert Gell, 81, who suffered from Alzheimer’s, was out walking in a pine forest near the Cumbre del Sol urbanisation with his wife on April 19. Bill’s wife left him for a brief moment but was standing a few metres away. Her husband did not reappear. A media campaign throughout the region called for anyone who may have seen Bill to contact the Guardia Civil in Jávea, the Local Police in Benitatxell or his son, Peter, who lives in Spain. Residents in the village and surrounding areas were also requested to check their sheds and outbuildings. Emergency services combed the area by land and air, to no avail. LIFE´S A BEACH: But not in murky waters nied the award because of insufficient public toilets. Those behind the flag presentations, the European Environmental Education Foundation (FEE) and the Environmental and Consumer Education Association (ADEAC) also say the sand on Las Marinas beach is not those in the southern part of the town are complete, enabling the roads to be reopened to traffic. Gentle Jaws ruins fishermen’s catch On Monday afternoon, Bill’s decomposed body was found near where he had been walking with his wife by a Dutch national. Police say the elderly gentleman had wandered off the beaten track and appeared to be heading in the direction of Teulada, but had not made it that far. His family and friends are said to be distraught by the news. No blue flags awarded for Dénia’s coastline beaches Not one beach in Dénia has received a blue flag this year, environmentalists reveal. The award is given to beaches that achieve certain standards of cleanliness, safety and provision of facilities. Yet along all of Dénia’s 20 kilometres of coastline, no blue flags have been granted. Last year, three beaches – Les Bovetes, La Marineta Cassiana and Las Marinas – all received the flag. However, these have been taken away for the summer season to come. Les Bovetes and La Marineta Cassiana have been criticised for the cleanliness of their waters and lack of lifeguard provision. Las Marinas beach was de- has agreed with Ecisa not to continue with works in the Príncipe de Asturias, Placeta del Convent and Doctor Borrull roundabouts until cleaned regularly enough. Dénia’s local authorities described ADEAC and FEE’s decision as ‘a kick in the teeth’ and stressed that the beaches are cleaned daily. They intend to review the situation regarding public toilets and dirty waters. PROTECTED SPECIES: The Whale shark A four-tonne shark was washed to shore in the port of Dénia on Monday. The eight-metre-long whale shark had become caught up in fishing nets in the strait between Cap de Sant Antoni (Jávea) and the island of Ibiza. Director of Valencia’s Oceanogràfic centre, Pablo Areitio, says the creature was one of the largest examples of its species found to date. Whale sharks are beaten only by whales in their size, making them the secondlargest fish in the world. They grow up to nine metres in length and can weigh up to four tonnes. Pilgrim sharks are a protected species, especially in Asia where their fins, liver and oil fetch a high price on the market, but they do not pose any danger to humans. Areitio explains they are usually found in the waters around the British Isles, but occasionally turn up in the Mediterranean in search of food. They live on plankton, swim slowly and, despite their size, cannot be sold on for food. As a result, the fishermen who accidentally caught the dead shark 12 miles off the coast of Jávea had no option to throw it back into the water to provide food for prawns and salmon. The creature had to be towed ashore into Dénia harbour by tow-truck. Fishermen complained that it had squashed their haul of cod and scampi, meaning that at least half their catch was unsuitable for auction. “They say that [the whale shark] is an endangered species, but I don’t know why because at this time of year we see lots of them,” one of the fishermen commented. MARINA BAIXA June 8 - June 14 2007 Roman town Alonis spurs new museum Villajoyosa abandons hotel and opts for Roman museum Sergi Castillo and Cornelia Muller Valencian historians have recently uncovered the Roman town of Alonis in Villajoyosa. The ruins were unearthed during archaeological digs conducted prior to the construction of a planned hotel. Municipal architect and professor at the University of Alicante, Antonio Espinosa said: “This discovery is one of the most important archaeological achievements in recent years in Spain. The sheer size of the monument suggests that the Roman town of Villajoyosa was more influential than archaeologists suspected.” The Roman town of Alonis has been lost for three centuries. Artemidoro de Éfeso called it Alonai, ‘island and town of Massalia’, Claudio Ptolomeo called it Alonis. The Greek geographer Estrabón located it in the first century B.C. between Júcar and Cartagena, “not far from the river with the same name.” Allon is mentioned in Roman scripts and was always of great interest to archaeologists over many centuries. They placed it in Guardamar, Santa Pola, Benidorm and Villajoyosa. The lost town became a topic for myths and legends, until recent archaeological digs conducted prior to the construction of a hotel confirmed the hypothesis that the ancient town was located in Villajoyosa. The discovery has raised the town into the select circle of Roman historical monuments. Now town hall officials want to build a museum to exhibit their findings rather than build a hotel. Twenty-one years ago, Espinosa, started his work in Villajoyosa, rich in Iberian and Roman relics. The discovery of two peculiar figures awoke his curiosity. One was the pedestal of the Roman mayor and priest, Quinto Manlio Celsino, and the other was a large stone tablet with an inscription stating that Marco Sempronio Hymno had paid for the reconstruction of the old town market hall out of his pocket. This unique find together with a number of other pieces are now exhibits in the town’s museum. The The lost Roman town became a topic for myths ALICANTE NEWS 9 Construction La Vila halts construction In their first meeting, the four parties that form the local government in Villajoyosa canned the plans for the construction of 25,000 new houses. Already in the planning phase the socialist party PSOE, the Iniciativa Independiente, Bloc and Esquerra Unida showed their disapproval of the 19 development plans that should increase the population of Villajoyosa six-fold and included three new golf courses. The Partido Popular obtained 6,000 votes in the elections and the coalition of the four parties obtained 8,000 votes. “The citizens have spoken and we need to listen to them,” said the PSOE’s spokesperson, Gaspar Lloret. Leisure L’Alfàs del Pi pool holds new courses ROMAN BATHS: Termas de Quirós - best conserved historic urban monument presence of the mayor and priest proved the existence of a Roman town in Villajoyosa. Two decades later it was actually excavated. Espinosa was convinced there was sufficient evidence to find the fourth Roman town in the province of Alicante, after the discovery of Ilici (Elche), Lucentum (Alicante) and Dianium (Dénia), each of which was a capital in its territorium, its municipal area. Alonis was a privileged Roman town, because it controlled the Roman legislation of the emperor Vespiano thanks to the so-called Lex Flavio Municipales. Historical research has proven that the 1500-yearold town was deserted and forgotten in the 7th century and that its relics were buried under dust and soil. The dangers of the coast drove people away. But in the 13th century Admiral Jaime II, Bernat d’en Sarrià, founded a Christian village in the place of the old town. The Renaissance town walls from the 16th century that protected the new settlers against Turkish invaders were built with the old stones of Alonis. Archaeologists, who worked on the project in the Calle Canalejas, named the thermal bath that was found here Termas de Quirós after the owner of the land Adolfo Quirós, since he supported the excavation and conservation of the finds. They excavated the “largest, most important and best conserved historic urban monument in the province of Alicante,” said Espinosa. The public pool in L’Alfàs del Pi is opening its doors next week for the summer season and will offer a number of courses. For the first time, there will be swimming courses for pregnant women. Other courses include lessons for babies, toddlers and adults, for beginners and intermediate swimmers, therapeutic lessons, and aqua fitness. The prices have not changed since last year. The beginners and intermediate courses are 30 euros, swimming for pregnant women and therapeutic swimming is 45 euros. Crime Tourism is still booming on the Terra Natura puts coast claims Hosbec president adventure online José Joaquín Ripoll, president of the hotel association Hosbec in Benidorm, the capital of tourism on the Costa Blanca, said in an interview with the Spanish daily paper, El País that tourism is still booming on the coast. Sr Ripoll also admits that he would welcome a larger budget for the tourist sector. It has always been a successful industry, but unfortunately the authorities have had more interest in promoting the region abroad to the foreign working population rather than looking after the people who work in the industry, he claimed. Sr Ripoll said that he is proud of the achievements of the tourist industry in Benidorm. For years the hotels have had some of the highest booking figures, although last year was not a very good year. For the last four years 80 per cent of the hotel rooms José Joaquín Ripoll in Benidorm have been booked. On average, more than 40 per cent of all booked hotel beds in the region are in Benidorm. For this year Sr Ripoll is expecting an increase in booking figures, since Northern European providers of package tours, such as TUI or Thompson have promoted Benidorm strongly. He is, however, not satisfied with the promotional efforts of the local authorities, nor their efforts to train the staff and improve the infrastructure of the hotels. Although Sr Ripoll claims to be in favour of a free market, he is ambiguous about the continuous construction of new hotels and alludes to a certain saturation of the market. Adventure park Terra Natura has a new website with detailed information on the animal and nature park in Benidorm and water park Aqua Natura in Benidorm and Murcia. At www.terranatura.com there is a virtual tour and several audiovisuals so that visitors can plan their tour online before they arrive at the park. The elephant corral is fitted with a webcam and on- line users can observe the animals in their habitat. The website also includes information about the efforts and experiences of the foundation Terra Natura to conserve and preserve the animals and the environment. Numerous school groups from the region have visited and enjoyed the park with reduced admission fees being offered for groups. TERRA NATURA: Webcam fitted in elephant corral Prisoner dies in Benidorm police station On the night of Sunday, May 27 a detainee died in a prison cell in Benidorm. The body was found on Monday at 09.00hrs although the time of death was placed eight to ten hours earlier. The emergency service was unable to immediately diagnose the cause of death. The detainee had been arrested on Sunday afternoon for the possession of illegal drugs and was transferred from the national police to the local police premises. Sources close to the case have suggested that the detainee died of a drug overdose since he may have swallowed part of the drugs he was carrying when he was arrested. Benidorm courts have opened an investigation into a possible negligence claim. 10 ALICANTE NEWS Environment Summer break for fishermen The fishing fleet in Villajoyosa has started its ‘biological unemployment’ that will continue until the end of June and will affect all the fishing fleets between Torrevieja and Villajoyosa. The Lonja of Villajoyosa, the fishing port where the fresh catch is usually sold, will remain closed. Only very few small boats will be going out to fish for octopus, but will sell their catch in Altea or Calpe. The fishing cessation gives the sea life a chance to recover from the intense fishing and the fish to reproduce. It was introduced seven years ago. The fishermen use this time to repair their boats and nets, and receive some state unemployment benefit. In July and August it is the turn of the fleets between Dénia and Altea to observe the closed season. The fleets do not stop their fishing activities for the entire summer, because the tourist industry needs to be supplied with fresh fish and seafood in their peak season. However, the fishermen still catch enough to permanently reduce the number of fish in the Mediterranean Sea. Business Chinese seek better image for restaurants After 500 kilograms of meat pre-cooked in China, was illegally imported and confiscated in Benidorm, Chinese restaurants in the area are now eager to improve their image. They have joined a restaurant association in the Alicante province. It is the first time that Chinese restaurants have incorporated themselves in a local association, and they have done it in large numbers. José Francisco Izquierdo, the president of the association, said that the Asian restaurants are eager to show where they buy their raw product and that they prepare it “according to the correct sanitary protocol”. They buy the food at wholesalers where most local restaurants obtain their products. The association is satisfied with the Chinese initiative. “They are disciplined, want to participate and show that everything is in order. We can offer them Spanish classes and other vocational courses.” MARINA BAIXA June 8 - June 14 2007 Doctor without proof of medical degree N Llorca has not paid his taxes and never registered with any medical college Cornelia Muller Worrying rumours about their mayor José Miguel Llorca, stir the people in Villajoyosa. He is suspected of treating people in private clinics without a proper medical education. The general council for doctors confirmed that he is not registered with them. It is obligatory for any doctor in Spain to register with them, pay their duties, file a copy of the degree at the council and provide of proof of payment of the duties, none of which the mayor has ever done according to the council. The national registry for university degrees at the ministry of education has confirmed the same; Llorca has not paid any duties and is not registered as a doctor who holds a medical degree. The national registry is the only institute that can award degrees. The mayor has always claimed to have studied at the University in Valencia. The medical faculty in Valencia, however, have not given any information on this subject, since it is private and confidential information. The mayor has refused to make any statements. People close to him claim that he has the degree, but that he cannot find it. Information on Llorca’s CV was removed from the internet. The four governing parties suspect that Llorca may have started the studies, but not finished them. The spokesperson of the socialist party, Gaspar Lloret, Pedestrian way closed for 200 days José Miguel Llorca said that it will be difficult to prove it. Llorca has been mayor since 1999. He lost the elections in May. His colleague Pedro Lloret, who is the current director of the private clinic, said that Llorca saw patients and prescribed medication. He did not know if Llorca had Doubts on Llorca’s career • José Llorca is not registered with the general Medical College. • He is also not registered in the Medical College in Alicante. • The national registry for university degrees at the ministry of education does not have a record on Llorca’s degree. • Last Friday, the mayor’s office promised to present the full decree documentation, but still had not when the paper went to print. • The website of the PP that mentions the medical qualification on Llorca’s CV has been deactivated. • His business partner admits that Llorca’s was seeing clients and writing out prescriptions, but does not know if he has a degree or if he is registered with the Medical College. • The opposition has asked the mayor to show his degree, but Llorca has remained silent. finished his studies. In May 1998 Llorca founded the society Centro Médico La Creueta SL; he was its president and advisor. Pedro Lloret Mayor and Pedro Luís Ruiz Soler were also members of the association; both are registered as general practitioners. In 1999 José Llorca, who according to the website of the PP studied law and saw patients at La Creueta, left university to become mayor, and won the election with absolute majority. He repeated this success in 2003, when he also broke his affiliation with the clinic. Sale of land under attack The town hall in Villajoyosa had planned to build a new cultural centre with moneys achieved from auctioning public land. The court in Alicante declared the decision of the town hall from May 2006 null and void. It said in its verdict from May 28 that money from the sale of public land must be used for the maintenance and improvement of public land or buildings, or the construc- tion of council flats and other social institutions. With this verdict, which is in favour of an appeal by the socialist party, the town hall has to return the 9.52 million euros it had set aside for the construction of a new cultural centre. The officials of the town hall claimed that a cultural centre would create a new source of income. The socialists claim that the town hall obtained more than 22 million euros from the allegedly illegal sale of the land. They also consider the plans badly prepared and calculated. They are not against the construction of a cultural centre, but say that the plans for the centre will have to be revised. The verdict makes a reference to LUV and says that the land that was sold and any profit obtained from the sale is public property. Ecologists fear dangerous environmental damages ALTEA: Dangerous pedestrian walkway Last November a building collapsed in the Calle Conde de Altea. Since then the pedestrian way has been closed and local businesses have suffered severe economic losses. It happened when the construction company Altea Urbana put in the foundation of a new building next to the 150-year-old partly collapsed building. Fortunately, there were no casualties, but the town hall issued the immediate closure of the pedestrian way and with that the access to six shops. Now more than 200 days have passed, but the town hall does not seem to have done anything to help the shop owners to recuperate access to their premises. They filed numerous claims, but the town hall insists that there is a danger to the public that the partly collapsed building may fully fall down. “We have started the paper work to declare it a ruin”, said the councillor for urbanism. In the meantime the shop owners have to put up a sign telling the public that they are not allowed to walk along the pedestrian way to their shops. Members of the environmentalist group “Compromís pel Territori” demonstrated against the development of the area Saleres. It is situated next to the village of Sella and the local town hall is planning to build 180 new houses there. The spokesperson of “Compromís pel Territori”, Antoni Garcimartín, said that these plans for 300 new residents would double the size of the village. The demonstrators said that the ground is not safe and that they have observed the first landslides and protested with large banners saying “No to PAI Saleres”. The works have allegedly started without the necessary subdivision of the land into individual building plots, so the spokesperson of the demonstrators claims. He also doubts that the necessary documentation is in place, since the mayor Vicente Mas is the owner of approximately 80% of the land and will start whenever he wants. According to the conservative mayor, although about 650 people are officially registered in Sella, only 300 actually live there and the new residents would contribute to the village. The environmentalists counter this with the fact that many houses are empty and that it is not feasible to build more that will be empty most of the year. The building company behind the construction Sella Hills claims to have conducted a geological study on the viability of their plans and have come to the conclusion that there is no environmental danger. The protestors consider the plans are excessive and have applied to the ministry of environment to paralyse the works that were started last week while the Guardia Civil has imposed a temporary stop after an electricity pylon collapsed. ALTO, MEDIO Y BAJO VINALOPÓ June 8 - June 14 2007 ALICANTE NEWS Post-electoral pact strategies PP offers a coalition to Ángeles Candela, but she does not want to be mayor Esperanza Blanc and Paloma Casco The night of the elections certainly was a neck-andneck race in Elche, but the days after the elections were even more exciting. As soon as it was made public that both the PP and the PSOE had gained 13 councillors, they started to make contact with the coalition ‘Compromís per Elx’, consisting of EU, BLOC and VERDS. At first it looked as if a N left-wing coalition was the only possible solution, but Mercedes Alonso wanted to impress Compromís per Elx and offered the post of mayor for half the legislative period. The left-wing party EU in turn replied that they would never agree to a pact with the Partido Popular and added that the PP would do anything to become mayor of Elche. The socialist party PSOE has not offered the post as mayor to Candela, but has voiced that they are prepared to include her in the government in Elche. Af- PSOE response to the PP Only hours after the PP made its offer to the Compromís per Elx, the executive commission of the PSOE sent a press release to the media. It said that the offer showed Mercedes Alonso’s hunger for power. According to the PSOE, Alonso’s offer revealed her true face and lack of intention to keep her word. Sports Labour National competition Four days of strike The unions have called for a four-day-long strike at the end of June, after failing to agree with the representatives of the shoe industry. Last week the unions UGT, CCOO and the representatives of the industrial federation of the Spanish shoe industry tried to bring their positions closer in a tense meeting to debate workers’ remuneration and the lack of work incentives. Crime French thieves in jail For the second year running, Elche hosted the national horse riding competition Doma. 45 of the best Spanish riders and horses gathered in the equestrian centre Los Árabes in Valverde on the outskirts of Elche. Five horses and five riders participated from the hosting centre, among them was Sari Maarit Vahamaki, who won four national prizes for Elche last year. French burglars from Marseilles will have to spend between six and seven years in prison after they burgled the villa of a drug dealer in Torrellano, Elche in February 2006. Inside, the drug-dealers house, they approached the owner, his son and another five people with threats to hand over money and jewellery. Two people managed to flee and contact the police. COALITION: Mercedes Alonso offers post of Mayor ter a meeting to evaluate the results of the elections Compromís per Elx have made public that they are in favour of a stable left-wing government, in which the responsibilities are shared and politics are orientated towards the needs of the people. Their spokesperson Pascual Mollà said that the voters sent a clear message that they do not want any party to be the strongest one. PSOE and Compromís per Elx will have a meeting to define priorities and de- mands of the two parties. Now, in the aftermath of the elections all parties have started to analyse possible reasons for the loss of votes for the left-wing parties and the increase of votes for the PP. According to Jeroni Soler, a spokesperson of the Compromís per Elx, the low participation at the polls, the lack of motivation of the left-wing parties and the equal presence of the PSOE and the PP during the election campaign are the main explanations for the result. Prize for saving Elche palm garden The Polytechnic University in Valencia has awarded the Master of landscaping and gardening prize 2007 to the agricultural engineer Dr. Michel Ferry, the director of the research institute Phoenix in Elche, for his work to recuperate the Palm Garden in Elche. The first awards were celebrated 14 years ago at the Superior Technical College for Agriculture and Oenology in Valencia. The awards are given to the responsible managers of gardening, landscaping or environmental projects or to institutions or organisations that have worked on the improvement of green spaces in the city. The participants of the contest present their technical reports and defend it in front of the jury. The ceremony ends with the vote and the awards of the prizes. Elche guidebook for foreign citizens in Spain This week sees the publication of a guidebook in five languages that explains how the town hall works and what responsibilities individual town councillors have. It gives practical suggestions on how people can live well together in the town, how the rubbish collection works and lists local friendly restaurants. According to the councillor for immigration, the guide is aimed at recently arrived immigrants, as well as at those who have lived here for many years, but have not integrated because they do not speak Spanish. The latest census confirms 25,300 foreigners live in Elche. Ian Clack Murcia Region 902 947 637 / 667 306 972 [email protected] 11 12 ALICANTE NEWS Fraud Police fine pirate taxi Police in Pilar de la Horadada made a curious arrest last week in the urbanisation of Pinar de Campoverde. They spotted a vehicle with seven passengers. When the police asked for the car and driver’s papers they found that the vehicle was being used as a taxi but lacked the necessary insurance. The vehicle was immobilised and the driver fined for not supplying a taxi licence. Crime Gang nabbed in Vega Baja The national police in Orihuela have dismantled a ring of organised crime this week responsible for burgling houses and threatening people with violence in the Vega Baja area. They arrested seven Arab nationals last Saturday in Callosa del Segura. One gang member managed to escape and his whereabouts are not known. It is possible that the gang was also active in other provinces. Education Outcry over funds going to private schools The recent decision of the department of education to finance the bachillerato, the entrance certificate to Spanish universities, in some private schools has caused indignation. The newly-elected Valencian government’s department of education has provoked a number of polemics in the last week. Its proposal to fund the bachillerato in private schools with public funds has caused an outcry from parents, students and teachers against what they consider an unfair distribution of public money. Last Friday, students and teachers of the Instituto number 3 Mare Nostrum demonstrated together with union members against the plans. They complained about the current state of public schools, since many classes are being held in prefabricated units. The authorities in Valencia justify this situation by claiming there is a lack of public funds for schools. The Platform for Public Education has forwarded a petition to the regional Department of Education in Alicante. VEGA BAJA June 8 - June 14 2007 Orihuela scandal as arrests are made Three arrests made amid accusations of extortion, nepotism, threats & bribery “Operation Brugal” scandal surfaces just days after the election results in Orihuela Alicia Negre and Cornelia Muller Last Saturday, the examining court in Orihuela issued a provisional prison sentence for the local businessman, Ángel Fenoll, his son, Antonio Ángel Fenoll, and a company director and PP town councillor of Albatera, Javier Bru. They are accused of extortion, nepotism, threats and bribery, and have to remain behind bars until they go to trial. Events that took place in March 2006 help to explain the arrest. At that time Ángel Fenoll published some polemic statements about a conversation with the former spokesperson of the Liberal Centre, Jesús Fernández. They were recorded and both people, the businessman and the politician, were talking about blackmailing some local town councillors to award the contract for the rubbish collection to Fenoll’s company in Orihuela. The first movements in this Operation Brugal happened this year on May 30, and it is to be expected that it will have more repercussions. Police unexpectedly arrived at the property of Ángel Fenoll, arrested three people and confiscated relevant material. Fenoll’s nephew, his brother and a private detective, were also arrested on the day, but were already PICTURED RIGHT: José Manuel Medina, PP mayor at the time of the incidents released last Saturday after they paid a deposit of 30,000 euros for Fenoll’s brother. The results of the investigation have not been made public. It is thought, however, that the arrests may be related to the award of the rubbish dump in Vega Baja, which is done via a public bid, and in which Proambiente, a company owned by Ángel Fenoll, participates. José Manuel Medina, the ex mayor of Orihuela, member of the Partido Popular and in power at the time of the incidents, distanced himself from the affair. He said that he does not know anything about it, despite the fact that his name is mentioned in the recorded conversation. He also said that he has not had contact with Fenoll for a long time and does not want to be involved in the Torrevieja looks to Three-year-old girl knocked become safer place down by a family member TORREVIEJA: New police units introduced New police units are now based in Torrevieja, reported as one of the most dangerous towns in Spain. Their station is open to the public 24 hours a day and is staffed with 32 policemen. This is an attempt to make Torrevieja a safer place, reduce crime and control noise and activities of bars and nightclubs. The mayor, Hernández Mateo, said that he wants to increase the number of policemen to 100 and have the most effective police force in the country. URGENCIAS: Three-year-old accidentally run over in the driveway of her home A three-year-old girl has been taken to hospital with severe injuries after a family member accidentally knocked her down on the driveway of their private home. Last Saturday morning at about 09:00 hrs the girl was playing at the entrance to the garage of her home in the urbanisation of Torremendo close to Orihuela, when she was run over. She suffered head injuries, open wounds on her forehead and close to her eye, and fractured her collarbone. After the first minutes of panic, the girl’s parents took her to A&E in San Miguel de Salinas, closest to their home. Since the injuries were severe, she was immediately transferred to hospital. She now has to remain in hospital until she recovers from the injuries. VEGA BAJA June 8 - June 14 2007 Outcry against the new rubbish dump ALICANTE NEWS 13 Environment Natural heritage site The villages of Zeneta and Beniel disagree over the arrangements for the rubbish dump in Orihuela Cornelia Muller The installation of the dump, whose approval by the councillor of urbanism in the town hall of Orihuela was still pending, has lead the people of Beniel and Zeneta to come out and protest. Although the dump will be located in the municipality of Orihuela, it would be very close to the two villages. The mayor of Seneta, Salvador Cánovas, described the atmosphere in the village. “We totally disapprove of the plans, we will do anything to avoid the dump being built here. We understand that it is necessary to have a dump, but we are strictly against this location, so close to the villages.” If the dump is only built two kilometres away from the villages, they will have to put up with the bad smells. The soil will accumulate toxic substances, and the filters that take out some substances will be emptied into agricultural land where local farmers grow olives and almonds, said the mayor. The dump would process rubbish from Oliva to Orihuela and during heavy rain, the rain water would run down to the village and carry toxic residues with it. This week neighbours from both villages demons- STRONG RESISTANCE: Demonstration against the rubbish dump trated in front of the town hall in Orihuela. Originally the dump should have been put into Money fraud in Torrevieja The town hall in Torrevieja is planning to approve a bill of one million euros without a corresponding contract. According to the left-wing councillor of the Izquierda Unida, José Manuel Martínez Andreu, the town hall has passed bills for the municipal Institute of Culture Joaquín Chapaprieta (IMC) that amount to 1,185,531.51 euros. He claims that public money is being funnelled into the wrong channels and those responsible for it should be barred from their offices. The councillor claims that already in June 2006 an amount of 911,407.62 euros was paid for the same project and he doubts that any contracts exist to justify these payments. The list of payments is long. It includes painting and repair of the submarine Delfín and the bow of the boat Albatros – 20,000 euros; chair rentals for concerts – 96,802 euros; sound systems for events – 78,300 euros; air conditioning for the An- tonio Soria park – 22,285.10 euros; private security guards – 35,000 euros; insurance with Mutua General – 25,643.22 euros; piano rental – 1,000 euros per day; several lunches – 10,000 euros in 6 months; cleaning – 50,000 euros paid to ACCIONA. Martínez Andreu said that all the members of the board of directors of the IMC should have equal civil and penal responsibility, if it can be proved that all these bills are null and void, and will have to face the legal consequences. Sardines for hake Last week most of the sardines caught in the waters of Torrevieja were exported to Chile and South Africa as bait for hake. About 168,000 kilograms of sardines were sold directly from the fish market in Torrevieja. Until recently, the southern fleets used sardelles, a small fish belonging to the anchovy family and much lower in price. The sardines were deep frozen and sent to Chile and South Africa. Despite the opening of new markets, the prices for sardines are fairly stable. They cost about 10 to 12 euros per box containing 12 kilograms of fish. The price has not varied much in recent the Orihuelan suburb of Torremendo. After years of protests, however, the town hall had to paralyse the pro- Literature contest in Torrevieja Last week the Palacio de la Música in Torrevieja held the third international literature contest in English called Torrevieja Another Look. The gala was presented by Graham Knight from the Office for International Residents. The councillor for foreigners and international co-operation, Mª Dolores Canales, the councillor for culture, Eduardo Dolón, Jane Cronin and Alexis López, the person responsible for the website www.torrevieja.com participated in the event. Eduardo Dolón presented an anthology with 33 pieces, 6 of the winners of the contest and the other 27 of N BAIT: Chilean hake can feast on sardines times. The fishing guild has set strict limits. A boat is only allowed to bring in 3,600 kilograms of sardines per day; this was reduced from 6,000 kilograms. ject. Now the people from Beniel and Zeneta are prepared to do the same. its participants. They were selected by the jury. Jane Cronin stressed the good quality of all the works and mentioned how entertaining and informative they are. Brian Philip Heard and Jack Gibbard were winners in both categories. Brian addressed the audience in immaculate Spanish and with a good sense of humour. He thanked the organisers and the jury for their hard work, and said that the contest has helped the people a lot to integrate into the Torreviejan society and that he, like many other people, does a lot to be a Torrevejense. Winners of the contest: CATEGORY 1 Torrevieja: CATEGORY 2 Free Style: • First Prize: “The Passion” by Brian Philip Heard - €400 • First Prize: “A Christmas Wish” by Jack Gibbard - €300 • Second Prize: “Phoenix from the ashes” by Patricia Sharkey - €300 • Second Prize: “A brush with fame” by Stephen Hussey - €200 • Third Prize: “The busker of Torrevieja” by Robert Nicholson-Morton - €200 • Third Prize: “Colour Me Guilty” by Elaine Simmonds - €100 Over the next year Orihuela is determined to collect the necessary one million signatures to apply to UNESCO to declare the palm garden in Orihuela a natural heritage site of Spain. The idea was conceived on the World environment day June 5, which was celebrated in Orihuela with the slogan “Think globally, but act locally”. The directors of several schools are going to collect children’s signatures as one of the schools, the Colegio de Hurchillo, is associated with UNESCO. At present the palm garden in Orihuela is privately owned and has 7,400 palm trees. In the last 30 years it lost 22,600 trees. This loss being mainly due to their economic viability; farmers stopped cultivating them; part of the park had to give way to urban development and the trees were neglected and caught diseases. The park covers an area of 300,000 square metres. The town hall is hoping to buy it from the local developer, but who is not currently willing to sell it. Business Salty Torrevieja The fiscal year of the salt works in Torrevieja is showing good figures. In the last year which finishes at the end of June the salt works have extracted 750,000 tons of salt. The “salt harvest” as the locals call it, has been successful over the last years, although there was little rain and many workers lost their jobs due to the introduction of technology and machines. The salt lagoon in Torrevieja is fed with waters from La Mata that come from the sea. The water in the lagoon evaporates and leaves the salt at the bottom. Both La Mata and the lagoon in Torrevieja are declared as a natural park. The salt extraction is owned by a Belgian company, however, there are rumours that it will put the business up for sale. 14 REGIONAL NEWS Politics Deciding on split for political seats An example from the northeast: In the 2003 elections, the PP obtained 27,305 votes, the PSOE, 22,675, and the IU, 3,018. There are four seats to be split among them. Quotients are arrived at by dividing the results of each party by 1,2,3 and 4, respectively. The four with the highest quotients are elected. In this example, they would have been split between the PP and the PSOE. The IU would have achieved a seat only had there been 9 or 10 to fill. Education Medical school plan rejected The faculty of Murcia University (UMU) has unanimously voted against a plan proposed by the San Antonio Catholic University to open a medical school in Cartagena. In doing so, the faculty backed a statement approved by the teaching staff at Murcia University three months ago, when they indicated that “training professionals to work in the healthcare sector is not a trivial matter, and cannot be addressed using merely commerical or opportune criteria.” Environment Quality beaches MURCIA June 8 - June 14 2007 PSOE leaders prevent Saura’s resignation Recent election defeat sparks deep crisis within left-wing ranks Daniel Vidal and G. Lennon The first executive meeting of the PSRM-PSOE socialist party in Murcia following their resounding defeat at the recent elections ended with a closing of ranks around regional general secretary, Pedro Saura, who withdrew his offer to resign after receiving the full backing of all members of the executive committee. The meeting started at 6.30pm last Tuesday on the first floor of the regional headquarters of the PSOE with a speech by the general secretary, who acknowledged defeat and offered an explanation of the possible causes. Saura assumed full responsibility for the result and concluded his speech by offering to resign, but this solution was unanimously rejected by almost all members of the executive, who each asked him to continue as leader of the PSOE in Murcia. Executive committee spokesman, José Ramón Jara, who is also the party’s Municipal Policy secretary, explained after the meeting: “support for Saura was unanimous.” A press statement issued later confirmed that the executive had “expressed to the general secretary its total and unconditional support to continue leading the opposition intelligently and responsibly.” Self-critical analysis The next meeting of the Regional Committee, which is made up of around 300 party leaders from all over the region, which Saura may call next week, is likely to be more controversial, however, as there will be substantially more voices raised in less restrained criticism of the general secretary’s performance than those heard last Tuesday. According to the press statement, “a first self-critical analysis of the situation was conducted” during the executive meeting “focus- PEDRO SAURA: The leader of the PSOE in Murcia contemplates his future ing on those aspects where improvements must be made,” although these were not specified. Most members of the committee agreed over the factors which may have influenced the result, which some put down to organisational weaknesses in some areas of the region. “The problem is that we lack organic strength because the party has few members and young people are not join- Valcárcel indicates make-up of his new government The report that followed the collection of samples from the region’s beaches on May 21 and 22 indicates that all the region’s beaches are safe for bathers, except for the beach at the La Puerta campsite in Moratella. In fact, water quality on 56 of the 65 beaches tested is rated as good. Business April sees rise in tourists According to the latest Hotel Occupancy survey conducted by the National Statistics Institute, the total number of tourists staying in hotels in the Murcia region grew by 6.5% in April to 110,000 compared to 104,000 in April 2006. This represents a monthly growth rate five percentage points above the national average of 1.4%. NEW ADMINISTRATION: Valcárcel and the Mayor of Murcia Local PP leader and acting regional president, Ramón Luis Valcárcel, dropped the first hints about the likely make-up of his new administration last week. Although Mr Valcárcel had said on the 24th May that “these times require considerable structural changes in the government,” he said last week that “there aren’t going to be any big surprises.” Notwithstanding, Mr Valcárcel confirmed that he will fulfil his manifesto pledge to create a regional Culture ministry, and that the regional Environment ministry will henceforth be known as the ministry of “Sustainability or Sustainable Development” and Territory Order. Furthermore, “a group to foster research, development and innovation,” will be set up. The regional PP leader also confirmed that he will invite the opposition to a debate about “the issues that really interest the people of Murcia,” but said that “under no circumstances would there be dialogue if the opposition continues to focus on the single issue of corruption.” With respect to national politics, Mr Valcárcel indicated that, as soon as the make-up of the new regional government is confirmed, his first job will be to write a letter to the socialist president of the Spanish government, José Luis Zapatero, to request a meeting. At this meeting, Valcárcel wishes to discuss how relations between the two administrations might be improved. ing,” explained José Ramón Jara, who went on to explain that a number of national issues may have contributed to the defeat: “In regions with strong support for the Partido Popular, they have been able to mobilise their voters, while de-mobilising ours.” To achieve this, they have used issues such as peace negotiations with ETA and the De Juana Chaos affair, added Jara. According to official sources, one of the conclusions reached by the exective committee was to “maintain the principles laid out in the socialist programme, while adapting the strategy to meet local needs and to continue working with the same intensity as we have been doing over the last few years.” It was also agreed to continue analysing the election results and to reach a consensus over the next strategic action plan. Local parties are key to power in 9 towns The large parties need to pay attention to the small parties and court them as they will be key to future politics. The small parties will stand for it –or, not– because the large parties know that their futures depend on it. This is politics in its purest form. This situation exists in at least nine towns in the region, where pacts either with Izquierda Unida (IU) and Green party coalition, or small local parties, will decide the identity of the next mayor in each town. IU regional coordinator, José Antonio Pujante, indicated that the necessary coalition between his party with the Greens, meant that he would be “willing” to enter into pacts with the PSOE to form “progressive, left-wing and ecological” governments, but only on condition that the PSOE adopt a “clear stance against corruption and urbanisation agreements, property speculation and policies that damage the environment.” According to the results of last week’s elections a tripartite coalition between the PSOE, the MAP: Pacts in key towns IU and the Greens, could achieve absolute majorities in the following towns: Mula (7 PP/ 7 PSOE/ 2 IULV/ CDL 1), Moratalla (6 PP/ 6 PSOE/ 1 IU-LV), Bullas (8 PSOE/ 8 PP/ 1 IU-LV), Jumilla (10 PSOE/ 10 PP/ 1 IU-LV) and Albudeite (4 PP/ 4 PSOE/ 1 IU-LV). HUERTA DE MURCIA June 8 - June 14 2007 Landmark surgery at Murcia hospital It is only the sixth Spanish hospital to perform this type of challenging surgery Daniel Vidal and G. Lennon The first bone marrow replacement surgery on a child at a Murcia hospital, carried out by a multi-disciplinary team from the Haematopoiesis Transplant and Cellular Therapy Unit led by Dr José María Moraleda at the La Arrixaca Hospital, is a landmark achievement not only for the municipal, but also the regional Health authorities. Furthermore, a second operation is expected to be carried out soon as the regional child bone marrow transplant programme swings into action. Until just a few weeks ago, children from the region requiring bone marrow transplants had to be transferred to hospitals in other regions such as the Valle de Hebrón Hospital in Barcelona, the Niño Jesús in Madrid or La Fe in Valencia. This meant that, each year, around 1015 children as well as most of their families had to be uprooted for at least three N months, which was obviously very disruptive. It was therefore one of the main priorities of staff at the Virgen de la Arrixaca University Hospital, which has always been the leading centre in the region for other types of transplants such as kidney or liver, to open the bone marrow transplant unit. The setting up of the Haematopoiesis Transplant and Cellular Therapy programme required a huge investment and represented a massive logistical challenge for a multi-disciplinary team, led by Jose María Moraleda, made up of specialist medical and nursing staff including: onco-haematologists, paediatricians, radiotherapists, intensive care specialists, immunologists, microbiologists and pharmacists. The first child bone marrow transplant operation successfully performed in the region was therefore a giant step forward not only medically and scientifically, but also socially, for the Murcian healthcare system. The transplant pro- MURCIA HOSPITAL: La Arrixaca leads the way in transplant surgery gramme is planning a progressively growing increase in activity over the next few years until it can completely cover regional demand. This means that five more operations will be performed this year, ten next year, and between fifteen and twenty-five in the third year of the project and in subsequent years. Bone marrow transplants are At a glance: A complex and delicate procedure Before the mother cells can be injected, the patient must be prepared with high dosage chemotherapy and/or total body radiotherapy to eradicate the neoplasia, or with immuno-suppressant agents if the disease is not malignant. These days, there are many types of transplant depending on the source of the progenetive mother cells (bone marrow, peripheral blood, or umbilical cord) and a number of options concerning pre-transplant preparation. The procedure requires a highly trained medical and nursing team assisted by a multitude of other specialists, coordinators, and quality control tecnicians. It also requires specially designed rooms to minimise the risk of infection and diagnostic methods using complex technology and equipment, which is why they only tend to be performed at the country’s leading hospitals, offering patients maximum quality guarantees. performed to cure neoplasic diseases such as leukaemia, lymphoma, myeloma and other solid tumours. It is also the treatment of choice for other blood diseases such as marrow aplasia or hereditary diseases such as thalassaemia, immune deficiency disease, and congenital metabolic disorders. Despite its high success rate, it is a very complex procedure that is often fatal when the transplanted marrow is rejected. Bone marrow transplants involve the injection of progenetive haematopoiesic cells (mother cells) obtained from a hystocompatible donor, usually a twin brother with an identical HLA system, from a nonrelated donor, or from the patient if the disease has not affected his or her bone marrow or if he or she has already been treated. If the donor is the patient, the transplant is defined as ‘autologous’, while if it comes from someone else, the transplant is defined as ‘allogeneic’. The incidence of diseases requiring bone marrow transplants is particularly high among children with acute leukaemia being one of the most common neoplasic diseases diagnosed in infancy (30% of all detected cases of leukaemia). A bone marrow transplant is the most effective treatment in children with acute leukaemia and other types of aggressive cancers like high-risk neuroblastoma, Ewing’s Sarcoma and tumours that affect the central nervous system. It is also the treatment with the highest definitive cure rate for congenital diseases such as thalassaemia, and immune deficiency disorders. MURCIA NEWS 15 Leisure Swimming pools open The Murcia Parque swimming pool opened for business at 11am on the 5th June, making it the first municipal pool to open this summer. Pools in the surrounding villages will open on the 16th June, except for the Puente Tocinos facility that will open on the 26th June, and the Espinardo and El Palmar pools that will not open until the 3rd July because swimming lessons are being held. Murcia Parque has a 50 x 21m Olympic-sized pool as well as a leisure pool and a paddling pool for children. It has capacity for 1,000 people and is equipped with medical facilities, changing rooms, lockers, showers, a public telephone, five lifeguards on duty morning and afternoon, piped music, security staff, a cafeteria, a restaurant, a sunbathing area with loungers, a wooded area with benches and a lift for the disabled. Education An unhealthy lifestyle Not only do Murcia children eat poorly but they also do little physical exercise. They spend, on average, four hours a day watching TV or playing video games. “The perception is that we eat worse than a few years ago,” concluded Manuel Alcaraz, who is the manager of La Arrixaca Hospital, during the opening speech of the fourth Healthy Habits Week, which aims to reverse this trend. Talks, children’s games, training courses and sporting activities have been arranged at the hospital next week and patients will be able to enjoy food prepared by Murcia’s most famous chefs. 16 MURCIA NEWS Transport Safer roads Resurfacing works are set to be carried out on the F29 (Torre Pacheco-Dolores road) over the next week. Thanks to an agreement between the highways ministry of the Murcia regional government and the council of Torre Pacheco, the two kilometres between the latter and the Los Meroños primary school will be tarmacked. A cycle path will also be built on the left-hand side, coloured red, and various dangerous curves have already been taken out. Crime Suspects for trafficking fuel arrested National Police have arrested the former directors of a multi-national on suspicion of the theft of some two million litres of combustible fuel. They are said to have sold it on at knock-down prices to private individuals. Officers say these two former employees of the Italian chemical firm, Saras Energía, which is based in the Valle de Escombreras (Cartagena), netted around 1.5 million euros from their illicit operations. At the end of April, the board of directors raised the alarm when they suspected various employees of being involved a fueltrafficking racket with the help of a businessman in Pozo Cañada, Albacete. They believe the detainees had been dealing fossil fuel on the side for several years. Members of the National Police discovered the operation had been ongoing since 2003. CAMPO DE CARTAGENA MAR MENOR Lifeguards in full force at Cartagena Trained lifeguards and volunteers will be placed at various posts this summer J. Andúgar and Samantha Kett Beaches in the Cartagena area will have a total of 120 volunteer lifeguards throughout the summer season. Mayoress Pilar Barreiro signed an agreement last week with the regional government for funding to be provided. The Murcia regional government will grant 100,000 euros to Cartagena local authority, which will cover costs for 19 lifeguards. Safety volunteers will be on duty until September 30 on Playa del Barco Perdido in Galúa and La Manga. From next Friday, June 15 until September 15, this service will operate in Cala del Pino, Las Sirenas, Amoladeras (Entremares), Los Nietos, Calblanque, Cala Cortina and San Ginés (La Azohía). Throughout the months of July and August, lifeguards will be on patrol on the beaches of Calnegre (Monteblanco), Levante (Cabo de Palos), Cala Reona, Playa Paraíso (Playa Honda), Villas Caravanning, Islas Menores, Mar de Cristal, Los Urrutias, La Chapineta (La Azohía), Isla Plana and El Portús. In addition, beachgoers who ignore the red flag warning that it is dangerous to swim in the sea could face four-figure fines, according to Cartagena’s civil protection unit. Minor offences will at- tract penalties of at least 700 euros, whilst those bathers who “persistently put in danger the lives of rescue workers” could be forced to stump up around 3,000 euros, confirms public safety councillor, Pedro Martínez Stutz. These measures aim to prevent lifeguards from having to put their own lives in jeopardy by entering the water to rescue swimmers who ignore the red flag. According to the civil protection unit, the amount of money amassed from fines is ‘not important’. “The essential point is to make people pay attention,” says unit head José Navarro. “It’s sad that we’ve had to reach this point, though,” he laments. However, he describes the new byelaw as ‘a great satisfaction’ as it is hoped that more lives could be saved this summer by beachgoers being concerned for their finances. During high season, certain activities and games that may disturb other bathers are forbidden on the beach; domestic animals must not be brought onto the shore and fishing in swimming areas strictly prohibited. These moves should make beaches safer, cleaner and more attractive to tourists and families. Moreover with less strain on the emergency services, those people who do fall into genuine difficulties on the beach or environs will be able to be treated swiftly. Councillor resigns upon election loss returns to Poly A Cartagena candidate Ignacio Segado, resigned from his post, councillors inform. Ignacio Segado, leader of the left-wing PSOE, was standing for mayor in the recent local elections. His party lost to right-wing PP leader Pilar Barreiro, but the PSOE retained its nine existing councillors who have been in office since 1995. Segado told reporters that his party’s failure to win the elections was his own fault, but admits there was a lack of support for the PSOE, and the impositions June 8 - June 14 2007 of his party at local and regional levels during the last nine months. He said he did “not wish to be an obstacle for my party.” Segado said his criticisms of the “strategy of harsh attacks on the PP concerning corruption at regional level” had not “sat well with some people.” “I don’t want to cause harm to my party,” he reiterated. He has returned to Cartagena Polytechnic to teach economics, and his former position will be taken up by number ten on the list, Carmen Martínez Martínez. RESIGNED: Segado RED CROSS: Lifeguards ready for action on the beaches TRAINING: Equipment checks are essential for safety reasons Council-tax season to begin Homeowners in the Cartagena and La Manga areas have until August 6 to pay their council taxes. Collection of asset tax (Impuestos sobre bienes inmuebles, or IBI), rubbish collection rates, drainage, taxis, central alarm systems to the Local Police, and outside tables and chairs for bars and restaurants has started this week. Around 194,691 demands will be sent out and will net the council some 33 million euros. The majority of this relates to IBI, which has increased by 5.35 per cent since last year. With the exception of 3,679 properties that have been declared exempt, owners of all homes in the area must pay IBI. Tax on fixed property relating to rustic (non-urban) land and constructions accounts for 3,092 demands. A further 8,290 correspond with mains drainage and rubbish collection in La Manga; 385 for intruder alarms connected to the police station; 245 for taxi licences, and 185 for tables and chairs in the public highway. A total of 46 per cent of payments are made via direct debit, a method the tax-collecting organization hopes to promote. The number of standing-order payments has increased by four per cent this year. According to the regional tax-collection management organization for the council of Cartagena (OAGRC), payments can also be made on-line via their website, www.oagrc.com. Taxes can also be paid in cash at branches of the Cajamurcia, the CAM, La Caixa and Cajamar. They can also be used at the cashpoints of these banks, by typing in the reference number on the tax bill. Some cashpoints have the facility to read the bar-code on the bill. Those who do not pay their tax before the expiry date of August 6 could be blacklisted or face a claim against their assets, the council warns. magazine June 8 - June 14 2007- 214 www. thinkspain.com/today Tabarca Island Paradise SEE INSIDE FOR YOUR 7-DAY 50-CHANNELS TV GUIDE 18 MAGAZINE June 8 - June 14 2007 T R AV E L Tabarca Paradise is just half an hour away Escape the madding crowds, eye up the birds and get close to nature - in and out of the water... By Samantha Kett and Berta Chulvi At the first sign of sun, human nature dictates that we flock to the beach, dip our toes in the warm turquoise waters of the Mediterranean, relax and enjoy the silence. Yet, given the popularity of our beaches, the latter is usually an impossibility when Mother Nature blesses us with a few UV rays and we are more likely to find ourselves fighting for towel-space, getting sand kicked into our sandwiches, and turning up our MP3 players to drown out the cacophony of screaming voices of the thousands of other sunseekers who have had the same idea. In the height of summer, the shores of the Costa Blanca and the Costa Cálida become a true openair Tower of Babel. Is there nowhere we can go to catch a bit of a tan and enjoy a dip without the stress and hassle, without turning into sweaty, hot and cross human sardines? Don’t all rush there at once, as this would defeat the object, but the answer to our prayers comes in the shape of a two-kilometre-long island just a ferry-ride off the south coast of the province. On the isle of Tabarca, there is little chance of running into crowds of people and even if sandcastles and sunburn are not really your cup of tea, the historical hub of its only town against a stunning, green backdrop, surrounded by unspoilt beaches and clear seas with colourful aquatic life – both animal and vegetable, and probably mineral, too – mean that you can get close to nature with or without getting your feet wet. Tabarca’s name alone con- jures up a magical image and it is no accident that it is the only inhabited island in the Comunitat Valenciana. Declared an officiallyprotected marine reserve, Tabarca is surrounded by crystal-clear waters full of natural beauty which lap the shores of a paradisical blue-flag beach, free of the nose-to-tail sunbeds and oceans of umbrellas that many of the best of Spain’s beaches attract at this time of year. Whilst Tabarca is accessible from Alicante, the journey is shorter and cheaper from Santa Pola - by taking the ferry, known as the Tabarquera, you will arrive in just half an hour and will have a taster of what is to come on the short journey by observing the marine depths through the glass bottom of the boat. Known as L’Illa Plana, or ‘flat island’, because of its elongated shape, Tabarca is less than two kilometres long and half a kilometre wide, yet it still has stunning surroundings and as long as you are not hoping to go partying or shopping, there is more than enough to do to please anyone who visits. The sandy beach is on the opposite side to the port, although at this point the island is at its narrowest meaning the shore is just a few minutes’ walk from where the ferry drops you off. This tiny cove has the slight disadvantage of facing onto the open sea, meaning that the journey can be somewhat turbulent on not-so-calm days. However, the rocky beaches that face onto firm ground are usually extremely peaceful. If you want to get the best of the natural seascape, a snorkelling or diving mask is essential. You can see with little effort a large part of the typically-Mediterranean fauna to be found there, swimming amongst the most attractive marine flora in the whole of the region. Heritage in miniature If you get fed up with the sun, the island has some fascinating sights to see whilst taking a stroll, particularly through the town of Tabarca which has been recognised as a historic-artistic heritage site. First of all, take a look at the San José watchtower just outside Tabarca ‘town’ - which is in fact little more than a tiny hamlet - a late Tabarca is surrounded by crystal-clear waters full of natural beauty 18th-century construction that served two purposes in its day; one, to keep watch over the shores for approaching invaders and two, as the state prison. After the mid-19th century, the tower was once again redeployed and became a lighthouse, in an attempt to avoid the habitual drownings and shipwrecks that occurred off Tabarca’s coast in those days. Nowadays, the San José tower wears a fourth hat - that of this fascinating little island’s major manmade attraction. Next, take a closer look at the historic settlement, which is encased by the old ‘city’ wall that follows the line of the coast. This fortification was built gradually over the course of the 18th and 19th centuries as the island’s population began to grow rapidly, although far from being cordoned-off to visitors the town is easily-accessible by three gates, or porticos. The gateways of San Miguel, San Rafael and San Gabriel – the latter known more commonly as La Trancada (‘the barred-in gate’) are still, to this day, extremely well-preserved and in themselves form one of Tabarca’s main historical attractions. Once inside the fortress, make a visit to the San Pedro and San Pablo church. So beautiful it warrants the names of two saints in its title, Tabarca’s diminutive but exquisite place of worship is a fine example of late 18th-century Neoclassical architecture with touches of the Baroque, a period in art history when sculptors and painters allowed their imaginations to run wild and gave vent to their most creative and extravagant side, with no expense spared in their pursuit of splendour. Finally, before leaving the quaint, winding streets with their chocolate-box white houses and balconies adorned with colourful flowers, take a peek at the Governor’s House and the Guard Barracks, fully-preserved even though no longer in use. MAGAZINE June 8 - June 14 2007 19 T R AV E L Pictures by Daniel Belenguer and Patronato Municipal de Turismo y Playas Alicante Tabarca ‘au naturel’ Spending a night on the island comes highly recommended as, once the last ferry of the evening has left the port and the hustle and bustle of the day dies down, Tabarca becomes a haven of tranquillity. Its sunrises and sunsets are some of the most beautiful you will ever witness and are also when the majority of the island’s bird-life comes out of hiding, particularly in the widest and lesser-habited part of Tabarca. Watching the blazing, crimson skies reflecting against the millpond Mediterranean waters, the silence broken only by the occasional, melodic notes of the bird-song or the rustle of the wind in the trees, is a poetic, dreamlike experience. Between the rise and fall Tabarca is a haven of tranquillity. Its sunrises and sunsets are some of the most beautiful with blazing crimson skies of the sun you can drink in your fill of nature on and off dry land, taking in the rich, varied and colourful landscape and the wildlife that goes about its business every day apparently undisturbed by the madding crowds just a few miles across the water. A stroll through the quiet countryside seems to make the clock grind to a halt and it is almost possible to forget the human race even exists. Yet life goes on in the rural, remote parts of Tabarca - maybe the homo sapiens population is thin on the ground but gulls, rabbits and lizards are a regular sight as are numerous species of land and sea plant that grow wild in and out of the water. Henbane, sea fennel, hawthorne and prickly pear are just some of the species that the island’s dramatic, green landscape is home to. Aquatic plants are common on land due to the fact that absolutely anywhere on the island is a stone’s throw from the sea, although native mountain flora grows freely and untroubled. Those who don’t mind getting wet and have the necessary equipment could do worse than hit the waves and explore the fascinating colonies of marine life that lurk below the surface. In fact, it does not matter if you are not a strong or confident swimmer, since a wealth of sea-creatures can be seen very close to the shore in shallow waters with the aid of a snorkelling mask. Sea horses, starfish, octopus, turtles, salmon and an endless variety of other species live in the posidonia plantations, which are all easy to see depending on how deep down you are willing to go. The more adventurous, or accomplished divers, will be in seventh heaven when they discover corals to rival those of the Red Sea and even shipwrecked remains. As yet, hidden treasure and the ghosts of sailors whose voyage has come to a tragic end have not been discovered, but these eerie shells of ancient seafaring vessels are, in themselves, a fascinating underwater museum. Those who have the great fortune to live on the island tend to be involved in the hotel and catering trade, as there are restaurants and lodgings aplenty on Tabarca. After a long day sunbathing and exploring nature, stop off at one of these family-run eateries and try the island’s unique recipe, caldero tabarquí, a succulent stew made of fish and rice. Legend has it that many of the island’s natives are related to Berber pirates, the Swiss aristocracy or Tunisian convicts, given that these were Tabarca’s first settlers. The latter were brought over by King Carlos III in the 18th century, along with some of his relatives from Geneva whom he had rescued from North Africa. Fearing for their li- Once you set foot on the island you step back in time ves, they escaped the Tunisian island of Tabarca with the king’s help, an island that our own crown jewel off the Alicante coast was named after. The ‘new’ Tabarca also came to be under siege by pirates from the Berber tribes, Morocco’s earliest settlers, but nowadays it is a tranquil hideout that attracts visitors from the mainland all year round. However, in spite of the fact that in the summer ferries leave for the island every half an hour, Tabarca remains largely untouched by traditional tourism. In fact, once you set foot on the island, you immediately step back in time to the days when peace and quiet reigned, when high-tech industry and holidaymakers had not even been invented, when people lived off the sea and the land and left their doors unlocked. Crowds, congestion and chaos are alien to Tabarca, and if this is what you are seeking to escape, take a trip on the Tabarquera and set sail for paradise. N Useful information Beaches Ten kilometres of coastline with 200 metres of sandy beach. The rocky, gravely beaches are lower-lying and more secluded. Getting there From Santa Pola, glass-bottomed catamarans reach the island in around 20 minutes. Call the tourist office on 96 669 60 52 or 689 123 623. You can also get there from Alicante (tel. 686 994 538/9); Torrevieja (tel. 96 670 21 22), El Campello, and Benidorm (tel. 96 596 08 86). Where to stay Try the fantastic, newly-refurbished hotel La Casa del Gobernador – more information can be found on its website, www.casadelgobernador.com. For other lodgings, call the tourist office in Alicante on 96 520 00 00. 20 MAGAZINE June 8 - June 14 2007 FEMALE Spoil yourself Treats, tips & ideas Text by: Alex Elgar - [email protected] guaranteed to make you feel great! Product of the week I always love to try new products so I can’t wait to try Shiseido’s new eye pads, which claim to deliver an instant eye-lift effect while diminishing dark circles. Don’t forget, if you have a beauty question, a beauty tip you’d like to share with other readers, or if you think you’ve got an interesting story to tell, whatever the subject, just contact me at [email protected] Have a great weekend! Alex Elgar To the rescue Capture R60/80 Resurfacing Wrinkle Corrector (Abrasion Rides), by Dior Perfume for women on the go The Eau de Parfum Purse Spr ay is a sleek, sophisticated way to enjoy Estée Lauder Pleasures on the go. Slip it in your purse or pocket and enjoy this sheer floral fragrance anytime, any where. Fresh as flowers after the rain, Est ée Lauder pleasures perfectly captures the modern taste for light, transparent frag rances. It is a delightful sheer floral create d from lilies and peonies, jasmine and Kar o-Karounde blossoms, all tingling with the rare essence of exotic Baie Rose. So fruity so good Dior’s cult R60/80 range keeps on getting better. Their new resurfacing wrinkle corrector redefines skin texture in one step, helping erase fine lines and wrinkles and regain its smooth, youthful texture. Its gentle immediate skin peel effect, thanks to salicyclic acid, combined with acacia gums, can even be applied on sensitive areas, such as crows-feet and lip contours. Skin becomes renewed, radiant and refined – the skin’s glowing freshness is instantly restored, luminous, pure and polished. After just one month of use, the face and eyes have a softer appearance, and tests have proved that after 30 minutes of use, wrinkles are reduced by up to 30 per cent. Sounds too good to be true? Try it to believe it. Available in selected retailers nationwide. The under-eye area, the most fragile area of our face, loses moisture and elasticity easily, causing dryness, dark areas, lines and wrinkles. Japanese cosmetics house Shiseido have come up with Benefiance - an innovatory new product that will temporarily drench the area with moisture, smoothing out lines and vanishing dark areas, to give an immediate ‘lifting’ effect. Eye pads are simply pressed on the eye area and left on for up to half an hour, within which time they will drench the skin with essential moisture and vitamins, leaving skin radiant and luminous. To use: Apply 2-3 times a week under eyes and peel off after 15 minutes. Our tester said: “I couldn’t believe it when I heard about this product. I’m conscious about looking good – especially on a night out. I was really keen to see what kind of effect the pads would have. I left them on for about 20 minutes, after which time they just flaked off. It really looked like I had just had 12 hours sleep, and my skin was beautifully smooth and noticeably tighter. I would highly recommend them.” Shiseido Benefiance eye pads. Available in selected retailers nationwide. Bronzed beauty in a flash Beauty tip of the week App ly your eye cream from outside to the wards the inside of the under eye area, n ever the reverse. In this way, th e product will really be penetra ting fine lines. Rem ember to dab along the upper cheekbone to the inside of the nose wards – don’t apply direc tly under th e eyes. Kick start your day with a yummy smoothie to load your body with essential vitamins, great for first thing in the morning. We recommend blending cow or soya milk with one banana, full of Vitamin A, C and potassium, with a handful of blueberries, which contain powerful antioxidants to help slow down the ageing process and keep us healthier. Add one teaspoon of sugar and a sprinkle of grated nuts on top. Simply delicious. Ever wondered how Keira and Johnny look so good in the Pirates of the Caribbean films? Those beautifully bronzed bodies aren’t due to natural tanning, according to cult bronzing house St Tropez. In fact, Aero Bronze was sprayed liberally onto the two stars between takes to give the two lead characters beautifully tanned and healthy-looking skin. MAGAZINE June 8 - June 14 2007 21 FEMALE Spa treatment by Alex Elgar ttle spa Treat yourself to a limagic and feel as good as new There’s nothing more relaxing or indulgent than treating yourself to a one-or two-day spa holiday – brilliant for soothing those aches and pains, while creating balance and harmony. Although we may think the concept of spa breaks is a new phenomenon, for years civilisations have known about the power of water and spas. In fact hydrotherapy – the use of water in its many forms to assist and promote healing of the body – has been used for centuries as a simple yet effective health treatment. What do spas do? Spas literally heal the mind, body and soul.As well as stimulating the blood and lymph circulation, spa water tones the body’s tissues and help relieve congestion. What’s more, the waters help the bowels, ease pain, reduce fever relax, the nervous system as well as toning the skin. The idea of healing the whole body with a hot bath is not a new concept. In fact, the ancient Romans were masters of the bathing ritual. They would spend a whole afternoon at a public bath relaxing with a book or socialising. After visiting the steam room, they would dip into the hot bath before plunging into the frigidarium – or cold water. The Greeks and Turks used bathing as a tool to heal too. And the tradition of therapeutic bathing continued through the ages, becoming especially popular throughout 19th century Europe. Recreating your own spa at home You don’t have to spend thousands on a spa holiday to get the benefits of water. Baths are brilliant for decreasing stress levels, relaxing, ease muscle strain, reducing hemorrhoids and arthritis. And according to recent research, a hot bath may actually be good for the heart as hot water appears to dilate blood vessels and allow more blood and oxygen to get to the heart muscle. And for those who prefer a cold bath – itchy skin, asthma, mild depression and flagging libido levels may be relieved. There is also evidence that suggests that the cold treatment may improve a low sperm count. Run a hot bath, add a few drops of your favourite perfume of aromatherapy oil, light some candles, unplug the phone, put on some relaxing music… you’ll feel like a new woman once you’ve finished. Favourite spas of the stars If you’re looking for that star treatment, why not splash out on a few days at one of these fabulous Spanish spa resorts for that ultimate star pampering experience: The Oriental Spa Garden, Tenerife Relax in this temple of oriental inspiration with its overwhelming beauty and stateof-the-art spa technology – a true haven of relaxation and tranquillity. Inspired in ancient relaxation sites, where the magic of exoticism is combined with a modern selection of services and programmes. Don’t miss the private spa area, where you can enjoy a marine body peel, a botanical bath, an aromatherapy massage and steam bath alone or with your partner. For more information, visit http://www. orientalspagarden.com La Sella Spa, Dénia Marriott Experience the luxury of body wraps, massages, steam rooms and therapy baths while staying in Dénia’s fabulous Marriott hotel. For more information, visit www.marriott.com Studio 121, Dénia Dénia’s spa rooms at Studio 121 are proving more popular than ever. The Turkish steam room works on the same principles as a Turkish bath or hammam. The simultaneous action of steam and controlled heat helps blood and lymphatic circulation by dissolving toxins and promoting their expulsion. It is also a pleasant way to improve your looks and physical condition. Dilation of the pores due to heat lets the steam penetrate deep. The skin eliminates impurities and becomes clear, elastic and soft. The Sea of Life Mineral Mud used by Studio 121 is composed of a whole range of minerals used to revitalise and heal skin disorders, ease muscular or rheumatic pain, regenerate circulation and enhance the immune system. Studio 121 City Spa, C/ Diana 16, Dénia, Tel. 96 578 72 11 Incosol hotel and spa, Málaga An advanced medical centre, a therapeutic Spa and a 5-Star Luxury Hotel, located in the outstanding setting of Marbella (Málaga, Spain) come together to offer you a multitude of techniques, treatments and programmes conceived and created to provide solutions that care for your health and well-being. Visit www.incosol.net for more information. Top spa tips • If the therapist’s touch is too rough or too light – tell him or her. They are there to give you the perfect spa experience, so don’t be shy • Don’t feel you have to talk to the therapist during treatment • If you have a particular injury or physical condition, tell the therapist. They can suggest the appropriate adjustments or enhancements to treatments • If pregnant, consult a physician before going to a spa, particularly in the first trimester • Mention any prescription drugs you are using in order to avoid any services or products that might irritate your skin • Try to come at off-peak hours. This way, your spa experience may be more relaxing than when you’re there at a more crowded time • Always plan enough time for your visit so that you can relax, have a drink or just simply enjoy some solitude at the end of your visit.This way, you won’t be worrying if your visit takes longer than you had anticipated. 22 MAGAZINE June 8 - June 14 2007 H E A LT H Prescriptions – the terrifying truth Doctors and pharmacists have raised the alarm over a worrying trend that has come to light in the last few months – that of false prescriptions in order to obtain medication not recommended by a GP. Whilst chemists in Spain are a little more liberal in their sales of drugs over the counter – it is possible, as an example, to buy antihistamines and antibiotics without a prescription – more and more fake prescriptions have been found in circulation. Both medics and chemists believe the current system of prescriptions is outdated and open to fraud. Most pharmacists will not dispense prescribed drugs unless the prescription slip has the relevant doctor’s Medical College number on it, so that he or she can be traced. This also means the chemist’s outlet can bill the College of Pharmacists for the difference between the over-the-counter price and the prescription price. As additional security, pharmacies put in place a system last year whereby the patient has to hand over his or her SIP card to be swiped to validate the prescription. Two months’ worth of meetings between members of the College of Pharmacists and the Official Medical College in the Region of Murcia came to the conclusion that the design of prescriptions should be given a complete overhaul as, at present, it is difficult to detect fraud and to check that the signature on the document is authentic and that of a practicing doctor. Firstly, they agreed, a database of doctors should be set up so the chemist can check the College number on the prescription against the medic’s name. Secondly, those patients who need to take a concoction of drugs long-term should be held on a central database so medics and pharmacists can identify them. This will avoid patients taking drugs that are contra-indicated and that they are not being given double prescriptions for the same medication. More help for long-term carers In the same meeting, both doctors and pharmacists discussed dispensing incontinence pads free of charge throughout the Murcia Region. From June 1 this year, families and other carers who are forced to spend over a thousand euros a year on incontinence pads for their elderly or disabled charges will be relieved of this financial burden and can request these items on prescription, confirmed a spokesperson from the College of Pharmacists. It is estimated that over 80 per cent of carers are female, and at least 80 per cent of these are aged over 65. When an elderly person becomes incapable of looking after him or herself, it is usually the spouse who is forced to take charge. Unlike in the UK ✚ ASKthedoctor Jean Millar doctor expert Do you have a question for Dr Millar? E-mail us: [email protected] Q After three previous miscarriages I have been told to take extra precautions with any future pregnancy. where there is a strong support network and help from the social services is readily available, carers in Spain are resigned to bearing the full weight of the burden on their own shoulders – including the expense. This is particularly harsh where a carer is on an old age pension or has had to give up work. However, this latest move means a vital saving for the hard-pressed, tireless family members of those who are unable to fend for themselves. Prescriptions – what you should know ● If you are exempt from paying for your prescriptions (usually those on a retirement or sick pension) they will be on a red form. If your prescription is green, it means you have to pay. ● When collecting your prescription or that of someone else, the chemist will need to swipe the patient’s SIP card – bring this with you. ● Unlike in the UK, there is no blanket price for prescriptions. This means the cost can vary, but drugs on prescription are always cheaper than those sold over the counter. Medication costing 100 euros or more can be as little as three or four euros on prescription. ● Certain drugs you are given on prescription can be bought over the counter without one anyway. However, if this is the case, you will be expected to pay the full price. ● Your prescription should have the doctor’s signature and Medical College number – either handwritten or an official stamp. Without this, you will either be denied the medication or have to pay the full price. Should this occur, take the prescription back to the doctor to add the relevant number, keep your receipt, and you can claim a refund. ● Check your prescription for dates so that they do not expire. Invariably, if it is medication you take long-term or that does not necessarily require a prescription to obtain it, the document will be undated. A I realise that it is very upsetting to lose three pregnancies in a row, and it is really important that you feel empowered to try and prevent this happening again. Miscarriages are very common. Various sources give anything from 10% to 30% of pregnancies. The problem being that many reported possible miscarriages are difficult to prove. At least 50% of miscarriages that have been studied show abnormalities that cause the inevitable failure of the foetus to survive. These abnormalities appear to be random and not linked to any apparent genetic fault in the parents. Because miscarriages are so common, and mostly occur before 12 weeks, it is common policy to accept 2 miscarriages as ‘normal’ in a healthy woman. Beyond that, it is important to make sure that there are no factors causing the losses that can be favourably controlled. Once a miscarriage has started there are no clear cut ways to prevent it. Since you have had three miscarriages you should have been checked [along with your partner] for any genetic abnormalities. Other checks should include: ● Hormone profile- Is your progesterone too low? However, the advice was vague and I am not sure how to make things different? ● Any chronic diseases or infections eg.diabetes and lupus ● Any faulty dietary patterns ● Problems with the immune system and/or blood-clotting (the latter can be associated with dental health problems) ● Uterine abnormalities (ultrasound and MRI) check on the shape and size of the uterus and condition of the endometrium (lining) ● Blood group in case you are Rhesus negative and may have developed antibodies during your miscarriages There are many things that you can do to try and ensure a healthy full-term pregnancy. Check your position on the following: ● If your progesterone is low there are dietary changes you can make to improve this: drop levels of sugar and starch intake. Everything you eat that is not a protein turns to sugar. High sugar equals high insulin and this encourages oestrogen production and can cause a hormone imbalance with relatively low progesterone. ● Cut out caffeine and alcohol (should have been stopped months before conception: connections with foetal abnormalities, and it is pure sugar) ● Use progesterone cream at appropriate doses if needed (yam and soya based creams more closely resemble the bodies own progesterones) ● Folic acid supplements should be used in the 3 months leading up to conception and up to 12 weeks after ·● Eat totally FRESH foods: there is evidence that Bisphenol-A (a chemical in many plastic wrappings and containers, and present in some tinned goods ...peas being the worst!) is associated with ‘chromosome 6’ disorders, and this is associated with miscarriages ● Improve your intestinal health (and therefore your absorption of nutrients) by using probiotic supplements ● Get lots of good quality sleep (your hormones are made while you sleep) ● Make sure that you are free of any pelvic infections ● Try to encourage the equivalent life-style changes in your partner (the health of both partners at conception affects the process) ● Try homeopathy, yoga and/or traditional Chinese medicine techniques to support your efforts. Jean Millar can be contacted on 96 583 87 54 (Calpe) or www.perlamarclinica.com Joining the Perlamar Clinic: Dr Andrew Buffey is a fully qualified GP with special interests in emergency medicine, paediatrics and sexual dysfunction. TELEVISION June 8 - June 14 2007 23 television www. thinkspain.com/today Thursday 14th June - Channel 4 23.00 - 23.30 NEW SERIES My Name is Earl Very Bad Things. Series 2, episode 1. Earl continues his quest to cleanse his karma in a brand new second series of critically-acclaimed My Name Is Earl. When Joy and Darnell get into an argument after she asks for a surprise birthday party, Earl jumps at the chance to cross number 183 off his list: “Never took Joy’s side”. pick of the week.... film choice digital choice Aeon Flux Saturday 9th June terrestrial choice Fantastic Four Tuesday 12th June The Butterfly Effect Saturday 9th June Sky Movies Family 13.45 - 15.35 & 21.00 - 22.50 Sky Movies Premier 22.30- 00.30 In the 25th century, a rampaging virus has forced the remnants of humanity into the seclusion of a final city. There is great political conflict within, however, and this is the story of an acrobatic assassin, Aeon Flux (Theron), whose latest target is the government’s top leader. Channel 4 23.15 - 01.20 Investor, astronaut and scientist Dr. Reed Richards’ lifelong dream is close to being realised. He is spearheading a trip to outer space, to the center of a cosmic storm. There he hopes to unlock the secrets of the human genetic codes for the benefit of all humanity. Extensive government grant cutbacks nearly dashed the visionary’s hopes of the historic flight, until Reed accepted a financing deal with his old college rival, Victor Von Doon, now a billionaire industrialist. A young man blacks out memories of harmful events in his life. As he grows up he discovers that his ability to remember the events has a dramatic impact on him and everything around him. terrestrial | digital | sport | film | documentaries 96 295 40 10 www.byfcars.com - [email protected] Info and reservations: C/ San Rafael, 21 • 46700 GANDIA Tel. 96 286 48 42 - Fax 96 286 48 55 Pol. Ind. C/ Llanterners, 2 • 03725 TEULADA Tel. 902 222 095 - Fax 902 221 012 C/ Clot de la Mota, 35 • 46730 PLAYA GANDIA Tel. 96 284 82 45 Ctra. Gandia, 29 • 46780 OLIVA Tel. y Fax 96 285 14 23 Avda. del Textil, 24 • 46870 ONTINYENT Tel/fax 96 291 41 42 Avda. Caballer Ximen de Tovia, 13 • 46800 XÀTIVA Tel/fax 96 228 43 22 Avda. del Parc, 31 • 46600 ALZIRA Tel/fax 96 240 41 75 TELEVISION 24 June 8 - June 14 2007 Friday 8th June 2007 BBC 1 BBC 2 ITV 1 London CHANNEL 4 FIVE E4 07.00 10.15 11.00 12.00 12.30 13.15 14.00 14.30 08.00 08.15 08.30 08.45 09.00 09.30 09.35 09.45 06.30 07.00 10.25 11.30 07.00 07.10 07.35 08.00 08.30 09.00 10.00 10.30 11.30 07.00 07.10 07.25 07.35 07.45 08.20 08.30 08.40 09.00 09.05 09.20 09.25 09.40 07:00 Big Brother Live 13:25 Big Brother’s Little Brother Another chance to join Dermot O’Leary from the Big Brother nerve centre with some very special guests in the ultimate fanzine show. With all the latest breaking news, exclusive behind-thescenes access and insider interviews with the housemates’ relatives and friends, this show is an absolute must for all Big Brother fans. 13:55 Big Brother 14:55 Big Brother Live 17:25 Hollyoaks 17:55 Friends 18:25 Friends Chandler starts to panic when Kathy has to do a sex scene in her latest play which leads to him accusing her of sleeping with her lead, Rachel gets a demotion at work and decides to quit, until a good looking man asks for her help. She wants to ask him out on a date but doesn’t know how, as she has never had to do it before. 18:55 Big Brother 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 Big Brother’s Little Brother 21:00 Friends 22:05 Supernanny US 00:00 Big Brother Live 02:30 Big Brother’s Big Mouth 14.40 15.05 15.35 16.20 16.25 16.40 17.05 17.30 18.00 18.25 18.35 19.00 19.30 20.00 20.30 21.00 21.30 22.00 22.30 23.00 23.30 23.35 00.35 02.15 03.40 Breakfast Heir Hunters Homes Under the Hammer To Buy or Not to Buy Car Booty Bargain Hunt BBC News; Weather Regional News and Weather Neighbours Doctors Murder, She Wrote BBC News; Weather; Regional News CBBC: ChuckleVision Arthur What’s New Scooby-Doo? Raven Totally Doctor Who Newsround Neighbours BBC News & Weather Regional News Programmes & Weather Celebrity MasterChef Springwatch EastEnders My Family Ronni Ancona & Co Little Britain BBC News at Ten O’Clock Regional News and Weather Friday Night with Jonathan Ross Beverly Hills Cop II Satan’s Slava Weatherview BBC News 24 10.00 10.15 10.30 11.00 11.30 11.40 11.50 12.05 12.20 12.40 13.00 13.30 14.30 15.15 16.15 17.00 17.45 18.15 19.00 19.30 20.00 20.30 21.30 22.00 23.30 00.00 00.35 01.40 03.05 CBBC: Arthur ChuckleVision Krypto the Superdog The Story of Tracy Beaker Springwatch Trackers CBeebies: Take a Bow The Koala Brothers Come Outside; CBeebies Birthdays Boogie Beebies Toddworld CBeebies Springwatch Teletubbies Schools: Maths Channel Maths Channel Watch Tales of Europe BBC Primary History BBC Primary Geography The Daily Politics Working Lunch Animal Park: Wild in Africa Living in the Sun Escape to the Country Flog It! Ten of the Best Eggheads Weakest Link The People’s Quiz — Wildcard Let Me Entertain You The AA: Rescue or Wrong Turn? Great British Menu: Ambassador’s Banquet Gardeners’ World Darcey Bussell’s Farewell: Live Newsnight Newsnight Review Later with Jools Holland A Room for Romeo Brass Star Trek 13.30 14.30 15.00 16.00 16.59 17.00 19.00 19.30 20.00 20.30 21.00 21.30 23.30 00.00 01.00 05.10 06.00 ITV Morning News GMTV The Jeremy Kyle Show This Morning Presented by Ruth Langsford and Phillip Schofield. From contortionists to comedians, Amanda Holden talks about why Britain has talent, plus, the Grease Is the Word finalists try to convince viewers that they’re the ones that we want. Loose Women ITV Lunchtime News Inspector Morse For the Rest of Your Life London Weather Agatha Christie’s Marple London Tonight & Weather ITV Evening News & Weather Emmerdale Marlon vows that he’ll have his revenge. There is a shock in store for Laurel. Perdy’s behaviour continues to worry Grayson and Rosemary. Coronation Street Future Fuel: Tonight Housewife, 49 ITV News & Weather It Shouldn’t Happen on a TV Talent Show Make Your Play 60 Minute Makeover ITV Nightscreen 12.30 13.00 13.30 13.35 14.35 16.30 17.15 18.00 19.00 19.30 20.00 20.35 21.00 21.30 22.30 23.30 00.05 01.10 01.40 02.25 03.25 04.50 05.45 06.30 The Treacle People The Hoobs The Hoobs Just Shoot Me Big Brother’s Little Brother Big Brother Frasier Preachers to Be Preachers to Be; I’ve Got This Friend My Crazy Media Life; 3 Minute Wonder News at Noon 3 Minute Wonder: Home Fronts A Place in the Sun Cahill, US Marshal Countdown Deal or No Deal The New Paul O’Grady Show The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News Unreported World A Place in the Sun Big Brother Ugly Betty Big Brother The Friday Night Project Big Brother’s Big Mouth 4Music: Isle of Wight Festival 2007 4Music: Transmission Big Brother Live Goalissimo Countdown New Shoots: Films from Disabled Directors 09.50 10.00 11.30 12.30 13.00 13.30 14.30 14.35 16.40 18.30 19.00 19.30 20.00 20.15 21.00 22.00 23.00 00.00 01.00 06.35 Milkshake!: The Save-Ums! Fifi and the Flowertots Franny’s Feet Bird Bath Hi-5 Roary the Racing Car Rupert Bear Make Way for Noddy Say It with Noddy Fifi and the Flowertots Peppa Pig Thomas & Friends Miss Spider’s Sunny Patch Friends Sandy and Mr Flapper The Wright Stuff Trisha Goddard five news Home and Away House Russell Grant’s Postcards Trail of Tears I Do (But I Don’t) five news & Weather Home and Away Payday five news Cricket on five Nigel Marven’s Alligator Adventure NCIS Law & Order: Criminal Intent Prison Break Quiz Call Wildlife SOS DOCUMENTARIES DISCOVERY 07:00 Time Team 08:00 Mythbusters Specials 09:00 How It’s Made 10:00 Lobstermen: Jeopardy At Sea: Turf Battle 11:00 How Do They Do It? 12:00 Mythbusters 13:00 World’s Lost Tribes 14:00 The F.B.I. Files 15:00 Forensic Detectives 16:00 American Chopper 17:00 Deadliest Catch 18:00 Time Team 19:00 Mythbusters Specials 20:00 How It’s Made 20:30 How It’s Made 21:00 How Do They Do It? 21:30 Shocking Survival Videos 22:00 World’s Toughest Tribes 23:00 The Real Da Vinci Code 00:00 Most Deadly 01:00 The F.B.I. Files 02:00 Trace Evidence: From the Case Files of Dr. Henry Lee 03:00 Forensic Detectives 04:00 The Real Da Vinci Code 04:50 World’s Toughest Tribes 05:40 Mega Machines 06:30 How It’s Made DISCOVERY real time 07:00 This Old House with Steve and Norm 07:30 New Yankee Workshop 08:00 Rex Hunt Fishing Adventures 08:30 Rex Hunt Fishing Adventures 09:00 The Great Rod Race 09:30 Hooked on Fishing: Paradise on River Eden 10:00 Watercolours with Charles Evans 10:30 Watercolours with Charles Evans 11:00 Trainspotting 11:30 Trainspotting 12:00 Locks and Quays 12:30 Two’s Country 13:00 A Place In The Sun 14:00 Jungle Hooks 14:30 Jungle Hooks 15:00 Chop Cut Rebuild 15:30 Chop Cut Rebuild 16:00 The Great Rod Race 16:30 Hooked on Fishing: Paradise on River Eden 17:00 Miami Ink 18:00 Overhaulin’ 19:00 Jungle Hooks 19:30 Jungle Hooks 20:00 A Place In The Sun 21:00 Location, Location, Location 21:30 Build, Buy or Restore? 22:00 Jungle Hooks 22:30 Jungle Hooks 23:00 Nick Hancock’s Fishing School 23:30 Nick Hancock’s Fishing School 00:00 Untold Stories of The ER 01:00 The F.B.I. Files 02:00 A Racing Car is Born 02:30 Jungle Hooks 03:00 Jungle Hooks NATIONAL geographic 09:00 I Didn’t Know That 10:00 Megastructures 11:00 Sex Investigated 12:00 Air Crash Investigation 13:00 The Sea Hunters 14:00 Seconds From Disaster 15:00 War Machines 16:00 War Machines 18:00 Air Crash Investigation 19:00 I Didn’t Know That 20:00 Deadly Dozen 21:00 Megastructures 22:00 Medics 23:00 The First Head Transplant 00:00 Warplanes 01:00 Medics 01:30 Medics 02:00 The First Head Transplant HISTORY channel 09:00 Dynasties 10:00 The Lost Evidence 11:00 Auschwitz: The Forgotten Evidence 12:00 Hell’s Battlefield 13:00 The Queen’s Cavalry 13:30 Landscape Mysteries 14:00 Barbarians 15:00 The Last Days of World War II 16:00 Blitz Spirit 16:30 Blitz Spirit 17:00 Shootout 18:00 The Last Days of World War II 19:00 Barbarians 20:00 The Queen’s Cavalry 20:30 Landscape Mysteries 21:00 Trafalgar’s Forgotten Hero 22:00 The True Story of Che Guevara 00:00 Jack The Ripper 01:00 Blitz Spirit 01:30 Blitz Spirit 02:00 Dynasties UKTV documentary 10:00 Magic 11:00 Living Britain 12:00 Living Britain 13:00 Ray Mears: World of Survival 13:30 Ray Mears: World of Survival 14:00 Britain’s Best 15:00 Living Britain 16:00 Ray Mears: World of Survival 16:30 Ray Mears: World of Survival 17:00 Living Britain 18:00 Britain’s Best 19:00 Natural World 20:00 Ray Mears: World of Survival 20:30 Ray Mears: World of Survival 21:00 Living Britain 22:00 Britain’s Best 23:00 Natural World 00:00 Ray Mears: World of Survival 00:30 Ray Mears: World of Survival 01:00 Britain’s Best 02:00 Natural World 03:00 Horizon 03:50 World’s Best Places To See 03:55 World’s Best Places To See ANIMAL PLANET 08:00 Shauna’s Amazing Animal Videos 08:30 Aussie Animal Rescue 09:00 Monkey Business 09:30 Going Ape 10:00 Wildlife SOS 10:30 Pet Rescue 11:00 Animal Cops Houston 12:00 Wild Rescues 12:30 Monkey Business 13:00 Operation Jumbo 14:00 Animal Precinct 15:00 Emergency Vets 15:30 Rookie Vets 16:00 Pet Rescue 16:30 Shauna’s Amazing Animal Videos 17:00 Monkey Business 17:30 Going Ape 18:00 Animal Cops Houston 19:00 Animal Precinct 20:00 The Temple of The Tigers Revisited 20:30 Monkey Business 21:00 Going Ape 21:30 The Snake Buster 22:00 Leopard Man 23:00 Animal Precinct 00:00 Wildlife SOS 00:30 Monkey Business 01:00 Going Ape 01:30 Aussie Animal Rescue 02:00 Animal Cops Houston 03:00 Animal Precinct 04:00 Monkey Business 04:30 The Snake Buster 04:55 Going Ape 05:20 Leopard Man 06:10 Wildlife SOS 06:35 Emergency Vets SPORT SKY SPORTS 1 07:00 Trans World Sport 08:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Raw 10:00 Trans World Sport 11:00 FIFA Futbol Mundial From Serie A to the Bundesliga, from Major League Soccer to the J-League, Futbol Mundial reviews all the action from the world game. 11:30 Test Cricket: England V West Indies 3rd Test England host the West Indies for the 1st day of the 3rd Test at Old Trafford. The last time these sides met here England won by 7 wickets, despite Dwayne Bravo taking 6 in the 1st innings. 20:00 Darts: UK Open Darts 2007 01:00 Test Cricket: England V West Indies 3rd Test 03:00 Friday Fight Night: Barry Morrison V Colin Lynes (British Light-Welterweight Title) 05:00 Sports Unlimited 06:00 Moto+ 06:30 Gillette World Sport SKY SPORTS 2 07:00 Test Cricket: England V West Indies 3rd Test 09:00 Race World 10:00 Ocean 10:30 Poker Week 11:00 European Tour Golf: B.A-C.A Golf Open 13:00 Netball: Netball Super League - Play-Off 15:00 ATP Tennis Magazine 15:30 NBA Action 16:00 European Tour Golf: B.A-C.A Golf Open 18:00 Moto+ 18:30 Gillette World Sport 19:00 NBA Finals Game #1 21:00 Test Cricket: England V West Indies 3rd Test 23:00 Friday Fight Night - Live: Barry Morrison V Colin Lynes (British Light-Welterweight Title) 01:00 To Be Announced 02:00 America’s Cup Sailing: Louis Vuitton Cup - Final 04:00 Test Cricket: England V West Indies 3rd Test 06:00 Rally Fever SKY SPORTS 3 07:30 Netball: Netball Super League - Play-Off 09:30 Rugby League: National League - Sheffield V Rochdale 11:30 Boots ‘N’ All Special 12:00 Aerobics Oz Style 12:30 Racing News 13:00 I.A.A.F Athletix Weekly 13:30 To Be Announced 14:30 Live America’s Cup Sailing 17:00 Race Worl 18:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Raw 20:00 Bass Fishing 21:00 Golf Night 23:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Smackdown 01:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Bottom Line 02:00 Race World 03:00 Bass Fishing 04:00 World Ten Pin Masters 05:00 Sports Unlimited 06:00 Bass Fishing EUROSPORT 08:30 Football: Inside Euro 2008 08:45 Football: UEFA Euro 2008 09:30 Football: UEFA Euro 2008 10:15 Football: UEFA Euro 2008 11:15 Football: Inside Euro 2008 11:45 Tennis: French Open In Paris 12:45 Tennis: Game, Set and Mats 13:00 Tennis: French Open In Paris 18:00 Tennis: Game, Set and Mats 18:15 Football: UEFA Euro 2008 19:00 Beach Volley: Swatch-FIVB World Tour In Zagreb, Croatia 20:00 Football: UEFA Euro 2008 21:00 Strongest Man 22:00 Tennis: French Open In Paris 23:00 TNA Wrestling 23:45 TNA Wrestling 00:30 Tennis: French Open In Paris 01:15 Tennis: Game, Set and Mats ESPN classic 07:00 World’s Strongest Man 07:30 World’s Strongest Man 08:00 Norway V Holland, Speed Skating 09:00 World’s Strongest Man 09:30 World’s Strongest Man 10:00 Bjorn Borg Profiling tennis legend and master of the Wimbledon court, Bjorn Borg, whose cool and calm exterior belied a tiger-like desire and passion. 11:00 Moto GP 2003: Le Mans, France 12:00 Muhammad Ali More Than Just A Boxer? 13:30 Sid Waddell’s Wrestling Show 14:00 Euro 96: England V Holland 15:00 Bjorn Borg 16:00 Cricket: England V W Indies 16:30 Brian Lara’s 501 17:00 All Blacks V England 1st Test 18:00 Euro 96: England V Holland 19:00 Moto GP 2003: Mugello, Italy 20:00 Wimbledon Record Breakers 21:00 CWC ‘92: Pakistan V West Indies 22:00 All Blacks V England 2nd Test 23:00 Euro 96: England V Spain After the heartache of a penalty miss in Italia ‘90, Stuart Pearce has the chance to bury that memory at Wembley. Does he take it? You bet he does! 00:00 Mike Tyson 01:30 Sid Waddell’s Wrestling Show 02:00 Moto GP 2003: Mugello, Italy 03:00 Wimbledon Record Breaker A revealing account of some of the most important records to have been achieved at Wimbledon, which includes footage of some of the game’s greats. 04:00 Mike Tyson 05:30 Sid Waddell’s Wrestling Show 06:00 Duels: Hungary V Ussr, Water Polo TELEVISION June 8 - June 14 2007 25 Friday 8th June 2007 FILMS SKY MOVIES modern greats SKY MOVIES Sci-fi/Horror 11:00 13:00 14:35 16:35 18:25 20:00 21:30 22:00 23:55 01:55 03:30 King Kong Escapes Race With the Devil The Arrival King Kong Escapes Basilisk: The Serpent King Race With the Devil Sci-Fi and Horror Close Up The Arrival Blade Saw II Basilisk: The Serpent King SKY MOVIES Premier 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 13:00 15:00 17:00 18:45 20:30 21:00 23:00 01:00 Premiere Close Up Drama Close Up Family Close Up Premiere Close Up The Shaggy Dog Flight 93 What’s Bugging Seth? Sixty Six The Top 10 Show Firewall 16 Blocks Altered 08:10 The Seven-Per-Cent Solution 10:20 Dangerous Mind 12:20 The Warriors 14:10 Death Wish V: The Face of Death 16:00 The Seven-Per-Cent Solution 18:00 Modern Greats Close Up 18:30 Dangerous Minds 20:15 The Warriors 22:00 The Karate Kid 00:10 Videodrome 01:40 Foxy Brown 03:25 Death Wish V: The Face of Death 05:10 Nineteen Eighty-Four SKY MOVIES indie 11:00 13:00 14:55 17:00 19:00 Jules Et Jim The Chorus Don’t Move Jules Et Jim Sci-Fi and Horror Close Up 19:30 Into the Deep The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement 20:20 The Chorus 22:00 Pecker 23:30 Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down! 01:15 Don’t Move 03:25 Pecker SKY MOVIES family 07:00 Leave It to Beaver 08:35 The Adventures of Pinocchio 10:15 Racing Ace 11:55 Rookie of the Year 13:45 The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement 15:45 Family Close Up 16:15 Leave It to Beaver 17:50 Racing Ace 19:30 Wallace and Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit 21:00 The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement 23:00 Rookie of the Year 00:50 Wallace and Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit 02:20 The Blue Butterfly 04:05 The Adventures of Pinocchio 05:45 The King and I SKY MOVIES drama Sky Movies Family 21.00 - 23.00 07:00 08:40 10:15 11:45 Mia has matured into a stunning, young woman and is ready to assume her role as princess of Genovia. But no sooner has she moved into the Royal Palace with her beautiful, wise grandmother Queen Clarisse, than she soon learns her days as a princess are numbered--Mia’s got to lose the tiara and immediately take the crown herself. As if getting ready to rule wasn’t enough, the stakes for Mia have never been higher--with Genovian law stating that princesses must be married before being crowned, Mia’s in for a parade of suitors who’d all like to be her king. 13:30 15:15 17:35 19:15 21:00 23:15 01:15 03:00 04:50 06:35 Mary, Mother of Jesus Marilyn and Me Anna’s Dream The Story of An African Farm Marilyn and Me Kundun Mary, Mother of Jesus The Story of An African Farm Kundun The Libertine Stay On a Clear Day Face Value Mary, Mother of Jesus SKY MOVIES comedy 07:20 Ernest Goes to Jail 09:00 Straight Talk 11:00 Three Men and a Little Lady 13:00 The Fisher King 15:20 American Pie Presents Band Camp 16:55 Three Men and a Little Lady 18:55 The Birdcage 21:00 The Fisher King 23:20 American Pie presents Band Camp 00:55 The Birdcage 03:00 Twin Town 04:45 Krippendorf’s Tribe 06:25 Straight Talk SKY MOVIES classics 07:25 09:55 11:40 12:10 14:10 16:10 18:20 20:00 22:00 23:50 01:45 03:50 05:40 Song of Norway The Fly Classics Close Up Billion Dollar Brain Sands of Iwo Jima Kiss Me, Stupid The Fly Sands of Iwo Jima Billion Dollar Brain Soldier Blue Kiss Me, Stupid Sunday, Bloody Sunday Song of Norway SKY MOVIES action/thriller 07:00 Killer Flood: The Day the Dam Broke 08:45 Above Suspicion 10:30 Tick Tock 12:10 Hide and Seek 14:00 Red Dawn 16:00 Killer Flood: The Day the Dam Broke 17:40 Hide and Seek 19:30 Red Eye 21:00 Red Dawn 23:00 Eraser 01:00 Red Eye 02:30 Bulletproof 04:00 Tick Tock 05:40 Killer Flood: The Day the Dam Broke SKY MOVIES HD1 12:00 13:30 14:00 15:55 18:10 19:40 20:10 22:00 00:10 02:30 Valiant Comedy Close Up Cheaper By The Dozen 2 In Her Shoes Valiant Comedy Close Up Cheaper By The Dozen 2 In Her Shoes Rosemary’s Baby Scenes From a Mall SKY MOVIES HD2 13:00 Star Wars: Episode IV A New Hope 15:15 The Cave 17:15 Escape From L.A. 19:00 The Phantom 21:00 Star Wars: Episode IV A New Hope 23:15 The Hills Have Eyes 01:05 The Cave 03:00 Escape From L.A. SKY MOVIES film 4 14:00 On Moonlight Bay 15:45 By The Light of The Silvery Moon 17:55 The Scarlet Pimpernel 19:55 Baby Boom 22:00 Gladiator 00:50 Y Tu Mam· TambiÈn 02:50 Somersault TCM 08:05 08:25 09:50 12:00 14:20 16:00 17:50 19:45 21:30 Teleshopping Act of Violence Sweethearts Random Harvest Moonfleet On the Town Adam’s Rib Marlowe The Screening Room 22:00 00:15 02:00 03:55 04:15 06:00 The Getaway Point Blank The Password Is Courage Teleshopping Clash by Night Zigzag DISNEY Cinemagic 07:00 07:25 07:45 08:10 08:35 09:00 09:25 09:50 10:15 10:40 11:05 11:30 11:55 12:20 12:45 13:10 13:35 14:00 14:25 14:50 15:15 15:40 16:00 16:20 16:45 17:10 17:35 18:00 19:20 19:40 20:00 21:40 22:05 22:25 22:50 23:15 23:45 00:10 00:35 The Little Mermaid Aladdin House of Mouse Emperor’s New School Recess Lilo and Stitch Lilo and Stitc House of Mous Tarzan Tarzan Goof Troop Hercules Aladdin 101 Dalmatians Buzz Lightyear of Star Command The Little Mermaid Quack Pack House of Mouse Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Aladdin Hercules House of Mouse Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Emperor’s New School Recess The Fox and the Hound Recess Lilo and Stitch D3: The Mighty Ducks Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Emperor’s New School Recess Quack Pack Lilo and Stitch Recess House of Mouse GENERAL INTEREST BBC3 20:00 The Real Hustle 20:30 The Real Hustle 21:00 Dog Borstal 22:00 Doctor Who 22:45 Doctor Who Confidential 23:00 EastEnders 23:30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 00:00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 00:30 Sound 01:00 Family Guy 01:20 Family Guy 01:45 Sex... with Mum and Dad 02:40 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 03:10 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 03:40 Sex... with Mum and Dad BBC4 20:00 World News Today 20:30 City Scapes 20:50 Dead in The Water 22:00 The State Within 23:00 Storyville 00:40 The Avengers 01:30 Dead in The Water 02:40 Holidays in the Danger Zone: America Was Here 04:10 Dead in The Water BBC prime 07:00 Boogie Beebies 07:15 Tweenies 07:35 Balamory 07:55 Big Cook Little Cook 08:15 The Roly Mo Show 08:30 Yoho Ahoy 08:35 Teletubbies 09:00 Passport to The Sun 09:30 Staying Put 10:00 Staying Put 10:30 Trading Up 11:00 Masterchef Goes Large 11:30 The Private Life of Plants 12:30 2 Point 4 Children 13:00 My Hero 13:30 My Family 14:00 Ballykissangel 15:00 Cutting It 16:00 Passport to The Sun 16:30 Cash in the Attic 17:30 Bargain Hunt 18:00 My Hero 18:30 My Family 19:00 Spa of Embarrassing Illnesses 19:45 The Fear 20:00 Cutting It 21:00 Monarch of The Glen 22:00 Swiss Toni 22:30 3 Non-Blondes 23:00 Cutting It 00:00 2 Point 4 Children 00:30 Monarch of The Glen 01:30 My Hero 02:00 My Family 02:30 Mastermind 03:00 Cutting It 04:00 Ballykissangel 05:00 Trading Up 05:30 Balamory 05:50 Tweenies 06:10 Big Cook Little Cook 06:30 Bits and Bobs 06:45 SMarteenies BBC world 08:00 BBC News 08:30 World Business Report 08:45 Sport Today 09:00 BBC News 09:30 Talking Movies 10:00 BBC News 10:30 HARDtalk Extra 11:00 BBC News 11:30 Click 12:00 BBC News 12:30 World Business Report 12:45 Sport Today 13:00 World News Today 14:00 BBC News 14:30 World Business Report 14:45 Sport Today 15:00 BBC News 15:30 Asia Today 15:45 Sport Today 16:00 BBC News 16:30 HARDtalk Extra 17:00 BBC News 17:30 Our World 18:00 BBC News 18:30 Asia Today 19:00 BBC News 19:30 World Business Report 19:45 Sport Today 20:00 World News Today 20:30 HARDtalk Extra 21:00 BBC News 21:30 Kill or Cure? 22:00 BBC News 22:30 HARDtalk Extra 23:00 BBC News 23:15 Sport Today 23:30 World Business Report 00:00 BBC News 00:30 Asia Today 00:45 World Business Report 01:00 BBC News 01:30 HARDtalk Extra 02:00 BBC News 02:30 World Business Report BRAVO 09:00 Street Crime UK 4 10:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 11:00 Knight Rider 12:00 Walker, Texas Ranger 13:00 Street Crime UK 4 14:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 15:00 Street Crime UK 4 16:00 Cops 16:30 In Your Face 17:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 18:00 Cops on Camera 19:00 Knight Rider 20:00 Walker, Texas Ranger 21:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 21:30 Everest: Man V Mountain 22:00 The Unit 23:00 Black Caesar 01:00 Modern Toss 01:30 Afro Samurai 02:00 Assy Mcgee 02:15 Robot Chicken 02:30 The Venture Brothers 03:00 The PJs 03:30 The PJs 04:00 Cops on Camera DISNEY 07:00 Lilo and Stitch 07:25 Kim Possible 07:50 American Dragon: Jake Long 08:10 Recess 08:35 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 09:00 That’s So Raven 09:25 Hannah Montana 09:50 Kim Possible 10:15 House of Mouse 10:30 Little Einsteins 10:55 My Friends Tigger and Pooh 11:05 Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 11:30 Lilo and Stitch 11:55 Fillmore 12:20 American Dragon: Jake Long 12:45 Recess 12:55 Recess 13:20 Kim Possible 13:45 The Proud Family 14:10 Smart Guy 14:30 Teen Angel 14:55 Phil of the Future 15:20 Lizzie McGuire 15:45 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 16:10 That’s So Raven 16:35 Recess 16:45 The Replacements 17:10 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 17:35 Cory in The House 18:00 Hannah Montana 18:25 As The Bell Rings 18:30 As The Bell Rings 18:35 Hannah Montana 19:00 Recess: Taking The Fifth Grade 20:05 Recess 20:30 The Replacements 20:55 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 21:20 Cory in The House 21:45 Hannah Montana 22:10 Hannah Montana 22:30 Recess: Taking The Fifth Grade 23:35 Recess 23:55 Recess 00:10 Recess 00:35 Kim Possible ITV 2 07:00 GMTV2 10:25 Coronation Street 10:55 Emmerdale 11:25 Oprah Winfrey 12:10 Judge Judy 13:30 Coronation Street 14:00 Emmerdale 14:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 15:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:40 The Ricki Lake Show 17:25 Sally Jessy Raphael 18:15 Airline USA 18:45 Judge Judy 20:00 Smallville 21:00 Big Day 21:30 Mission: Impossible 23:30 Katie and Peter: The Next Chapter 00:30 Coronation Street 01:00 Entourage 01:35 Entourage 02:05 Generation Xcess 03:05 ITV Play 05:00 Teleshopping ITV 3 07:00 Never the Twain 07:25 Home to Roost 07:55 HeartBeat 08:50 Poirot 09:55 Ironside 10:55 Quincy, M.E. 11:55 Quantum Leap 12:55 Cagney and Lacey 13:55 Robin of Sherwood 15:00 Never the Twain 15:30 Home to Roost 16:00 Poirot 17:05 Cagney and Lacey 18:05 Quincy, M.E. 19:10 Home to Roost 19:40 Film File 19:50 Lovejoy 21:00 Pie in the Sky 22:05 The Likely Lads 23:50 Tales of the Unexpected 00:25 Tales of the Unexpected 01:00 Lovejoy 02:05 Poirot 03:10 Quantum Leap 04:00 Ironside 04:50 Film File 05:00 Teleshopping ITV 4 19:00 Planet of The Apes 20:00 3rd Rock From The Sun 20:30 3rd Rock From The Sun 21:00 Police Patrol 21:30 The Force 22:00 TT 2007 Centenary 23:00 The Professionals 00:00 History of the World - Part 1 01:50 Criss Angel Mindfreak 02:20 Police Patrol 02:50 The Professionals LIVING 07:00 Home Shopping 08:00 Divorce Court 09:00 Maury 09:55 The Fix 10:00 Extreme Makeover UK 11:00 Cheaters 12:00 The Jerry Springer Show 13:30 Maury 14:25 The Fix 14:30 Will and Grace 15:30 I Dream of Jeannie 16:00 The X Files 17:00 Charmed 19:00 The Bachelor USA 20:00 The X Files 21:00 Close to Home 22:00 Criminal Minds 23:00 CSI: Miami 00:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 01:00 The Jerry Springer Show 02:00 Criminal Minds 03:00 Da Vinci’s Inquest 03:55 Threat Matrix 04:50 Showbiz Moms and Dads 05:40 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry PARAMOUNT comedy 07:00 QVC 10:00 Courting Alex 10:30 Courting Alex 11:00 Two and a Half Men 12:00 King of Queens 13:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 14:00 Courting Alex 15:00 Becker 16:00 Two and a Half Men 17:00 King of Queens 18:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 19:00 Frasier 20:00 Becker 21:00 That ‘70s Show 22:00 South Park 23:00 Lee Evans Live XL 00:10 Comedy Store 00:40 Al Murray: Edinburgh and Beyond Live 01:40 Badly Dubbed Porn 02:10 Sexy Cam 03:30 Ally McBeal SCI FI 07:00 Farscape 08:00 She Spies 09:00 Teleshopping 12:00 Sliders 13:00 Farscape 14:00 Star Trek 15:00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World 16:00 Thank Heaven 17:35 Psychic Detectives 18:00 Dark Angel 19:00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World 20:00 Roswell 21:00 Dark Angel 22:00 Mansquito 23:50 Deadly Swarm SKY one 07:00 Sunrise 10:00 Paul Mckenna Will Make You Thin 11:00 Stargate SG1 13:00 Angel 14:00 Jake 2.0 15:00 Cold Case 16:00 Las Vegas 17:00 Stargate SG-1 19:00 Malcolm in the Middle 20:00 The Simpsons 21:30 Crash Test Dummies 22:00 Road Wars 23:00 Ross Kemp on Gangs 00:00 Nip/Tuck 01:00 Las Vegas 02:00 Star Trek: Voyager 02:50 Mile High 03:40 The Villa UKTV gold 07:00 EastEnders 07:35 Neighbours 08:05 Last of the Summer Wine 08:45 2point4 Children 09:25 EastEnders 10:00 The Bill 11:00 Casualty 12:00 Dallas 13:00 Charlie’s Angels 14:00 My Family 14:40 Keeping Up Appearances 15:20 Open All Hours 16:00 Dalziel and Pascoe 18:00 Dallas 19:00 Charlie’s Angels 20:00 My Family 20:40 My Family 21:20 My Family 22:00 Fawlty Towers 22:40 One Foot in the Grave 23:20 Euromillions 23:30 Bad Boys II 02:00 Have I Got 2001 for You 03:00 Have I Got 2001 for You 03:30 Room 101 04:00 EastEnders UKTV people 10:00 Honey We’re Killing The Kids 11:00 Animal Park 11:30 Animal Park 12:00 A Life of Grime 13:00 Honey We’re Killing The Kids 14:00 Animal Park 14:30 Animal Park 15:00 A Life of Grime 15:30 A Life of Grime 16:00 Honey We’re Killing The Kids 17:00 Animal Park 17:30 Animal Park 18:00 A Life of Grime 19:00 Honey We’re Killing The Kids 20:00 Animal Park 20:30 Animal Park 21:00 A Life of Grime 22:00 Johnny Kingdom: A Year On Exmoor 23:00 Beyond the Badge 00:00 LA Forensics 01:00 Forensic Files UKTV style 08:00 Homes under the Hammer 09:00 Car Booty 09:30 Car Booty 10:00 DIY SOS 10:30 DIY SOS 11:00 House of Tiny Tearaways 12:00 Passport to The Sun 12:30 Buying Abroad 13:00 Escape to the Country 14:00 Cash in the Attic 15:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 16:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 17:00 Houses Behaving Badly 18:00 DIY SOS 18:30 DIY SOS 19:00 Homes under the Hammer 20:00 Escape to the Country 21:00 The Wow Factor 22:00 DIY SOS 22:30 DIY SOS 23:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 00:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 01:00 Houses Behaving Badly 02:00 Beat the Burglar 03:00 Bargain Hunt 03:30 Bargain Hunt UKTV bright ideas 07:00 Design ER 07:30 Our Home 08:00 Tuscany to Go 08:30 A House in Florida 09:00 Antiques Roadshow 10:00 The Nation’s Favourite Blooms 10:30 Gardening Angels 11:00 Giorgio Locatelli Pure Italian 11:30 James Martin Delicious 12:00 Great Food Live 13:00 Food Uncut 13:30 The Nation’s Favourite Blooms 14:00 Antiques Roadshow 15:00 Design ER 15:30 Our Home 16:00 Tuscany to Go 16:30 A House in Florida 17:00 Giorgio Locatelli Pure Italian 17:30 James Martin Delicious 18:00 Antiques Roadshow UKTV drama 08:00 All Creatures Great and Small 09:00 Hetty Wainthropp Investigates 10:00 Hart to Hart 11:00 Bergerac 12:00 Keeping Up Appearances 12:40 Just Good Friends 13:20 Last of the Summer Wine 14:00 Hetty Wainthropp Investigates 15:00 New Tricks 16:00 Hart to Hart 17:00 Bergerac 18:00 Keeping Up Appearances 18:40 Just Good Friends 19:20 Last of the Summer Wine 20:00 Dangerfield 21:00 New Tricks 22:00 Taggart 00:10 Dangerfield 01:15 Taggart 03:25 Born and Bred 04:15 Juliet Bravo TELEVISION 26 June 8 - June 14 2007 Saturday 9th June 2007 BBC 1 07:00 Breakfast 11:00 Saturday Kitchen 12:30 Ever Wondered About Food 13:00 BBC News and Weather 13:10 Rugby League Challenge Cup 15:00 French Open Tennis: Women’s Final 17:35 BBC News 17:55 The Weakest Link 18:45 Just for Laughs 19:15 The People’s Quiz 20:10 Doctor Who 20:55 The National Lottery Draws 21:05 Any Dream Will Do 22:10 Casualty 23:00 Any Dream Will Do 23:25 BBC News and Weather 23:45 The Waterboy 01:10 Burglar 02:50 Joins BBC News 24 Doctor Who BBC 1 20.10- 20.45 BBC 2 ITV 1 London CHANNEL 4 FIVE E4 07:00 07:30 07:50 08:00 08:10 08:35 09:00 09:30 07:00 10:25 10:35 10:50 11:20 11:50 12:20 07:00 07:10 08:00 09:00 09:50 07:00 07:55 08:25 08:40 08:55 09:05 09:10 07:00 08:55 09:25 10:25 10:55 15:00 15:30 18:00 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:00 21:00 21:30 22:00 23:00 23:35 10:00 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:25 12:45 13:00 13:30 13:50 14:35 16:30 18:00 Blink. Series 29, episode 10. In an old, abandoned house, the Weeping Angels wait. Only the Doctor can stop them, but he’s lost in time. Starring: David Tennant, Freema Agyeman, Carey Mulligan, Finlay Robertson, Richard Cant 18:35 19:20 20:20 21:10 22:10 23:10 23:40 00:25 03:25 Teletubbies Balamory Step Inside Batfink Arthur Watch My Chops Mona The Vampire The Story of Tracy Beaker Hider in the House Beat The Boss Totally Doctor Who The Story of Tracy Beaker What’s New Scooby Doo? Pompeii And Circumstance. Children’s animated series about a group of teenage sleuths and their cowardly dog. Could a zombie gladiator be responsible for a series of volcano eruptions in Italy? Sportsround See Hear The Sky at Night Animal Park A Midsummer Night’s Dream Vera Cruz Search for Mountain Lions Flog It! Great British Menu The Culture Show Coast Seven Ages of Rock Porridge Graham Norton Uncut Magnolia Sixth Happiness 12:50 13:20 13:30 13:40 13:50 14:50 14:55 15:00 15:30 17:25 17:55 18:10 18:25 18:55 20:55 22:25 23:25 00:25 00:40 02:10 05:10 05:30 06:00 06:30 GMTV Horrid Henry Horrid Henry Jungle Run The Giblet Boys King Arthur’s Disasters My Parents Are Aliens Josh’s voice has broken. Brian and Sophie decide that they too should set about ageing, so Brian targets a local old folks’ home. Drake And Josh Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids The Amazing Adrenalini Brothers The New Adventures of Superman ITV News; Weather London Today Coronation Street Family Album What About Bob? The Story So Far London Tonight ITV News; Sports Results; Weather New You’ve Been Framed! Grease Grease Is the Word Britain’s Got Talent Parkinson ITV News; Weather F1: Grand Prix Qualifying ITV Play Boot Sale Treasure Hunt Boot Sale Treasure Hunt ITV Nightscreen ITV Morning News 10:25 11:10 12:15 12:50 14.30 15:00 17:00 18:00 18:45 19:45 20:10 21:10 22:10 23:15 01:20 02:55 03:10 03:25 05:25 05:50 The Treacle People The Hoobs Goalissimo The Morning Line Big Brother’s Little Brother Join Dermot O’Leary from the Big Brother nerve centre with some very special guests in the ultimate fanzine show. With all the latest breaking news as it happens, exclusive behind-thescenes access and insider interviews with the housemates’ relatives and friends, this show is an absolute must for all Big Brother fans. Also featuring a host of celebrities, journalists and psychologists who all share their insights into the latest house events. Popworld Big Brother Big Brother Shipwrecked 2007 Friends Channel 4 Racing From Goodwood, Haydock Park and Musselburgh Red Bull Air Race Deal or No Deal Classic Monarchy By David Starkey Channel 4 News Lie Lab Whicker’s War George Michael: The Road To Wembley The Butterfly Effect Isle of Wight Festival 2007 The JD Set Presents Tiscali Sessions Big Brother Live Greetings From Tucson The Bernie Mac Show 09:25 10:00 10:05 10:15 10:30 11:00 12:00 13:05 14:40 16:50 18:35 20:15 21:00 21:15 22:10 23:10 00:10 01:10 02:00 04:45 06:10 Sunrise The Milkshake! Show Mist: Sheepdog Tales Rupert Bear Make Way for Noddy Say It with Noddy Harry and His Bucket Full of Dinosaurs The Book of Pooh Ebb and Flo Peppa Pig Fifi and The Flowertots Jane and the Dragon Fifth Gear Austin Stevens’ Adventures The Devil And Daniel Webster The Big Sleep A Ring of Endless Light Hercules in The Maze of The Minotaur Cricket on Five Five News and Sport Navy NCIS CSI: New York Law and Order Angela’s Eyes Quiz Call NHL Ice Hockey South American Football Rolex Grand American Big Brother Live Big Brother’s Little Brother Big Brother Big Brother Big Brother Live The Album Chart Show Hollyoaks Omnibus Friends Friends Big Brother’s Little Brother The Simple Life Miss Match Friends Friend Big Brother Big Brother Big Brother’s Diary Room Uncut 00:40 Big Brother Live 02:00 Transmission With T-Mobile 03:00 Big Brother Live Big Brother E4 22.00 - 23.35 Another chance to see yesterday’s second programme. Is it an eviction? As ever with Big Brother, expect the unexpected. DOCUMENTARIES DISCOVERY 07:00 How It’s Made 08:00 How It’s Made 09:00 How Do They Do It? 10:00 Time Team 11:00 Time Team 12:00 Mythbusters 13:00 Animal Cops Houston 14:00 Animal Cops Houston 15:00 Engineering The World Rally 16:00 Engineering The World Rally 17:00 Born Survivor: Bear Grylls 18:00 Born Survivor: Bear Grylls 19:00 World’s Lost Tribes 20:00 World’s Lost Tribes 21:00 Deadliest Catch 22:00 Shocking Survival Videos 22:30 Shocking Survival Videos 23:00 Shocking Survival Videos 23:30 Shocking Survival Videos 00:00 A Haunting 01:00 The F.B.I. Files 02:00 Letters From a Serial Killer 03:00 Forensic Detectives 04:00 Shocking Survival Videos DISCOVERY real time 08:00 Hooked on Fishing: Scottish Carp Fishing 08:30 Go Fishing Specials: Lake Nasser Safari 09:30 Buena Vista Fishing Club 10:00 Buena Vista Fishing Club 10:30 Rex Hunt Fishing Adventures 11:00 Rex Hunt Fishing Adventures 11:30 Predators 12:00 John Wilson’s Fishing Safari 12:30 John Wilson’s Fishing Safari 13:00 My Greek Kitchen 13:30 My Greek Kitchen 14:00 Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations 15:00 Super Humans 16:00 Paralysed and Pregnant 17:00 Kleptomaniacs 18:00 Super Humans 19:00 Wheeler Dealers 19:30 Wheeler Dealers 20:00 Wrecks to Riches 20:30 Wrecks to Riches 21:00 Biker Buildoff 22:00 American Chopper 23:00 Wrecks to Riches 00:00 Miami Ink 01:00 Wheeler Dealers 01:30 Wheeler Dealers 02:00 Wrecks to Riches 02:30 Wrecks to Riches 03:00 Biker Build-off 04:00 American Chopper 04:50 Rex Hunt Fishing Adventures NATIONAL geographic 09:00 Omaha Beach: The Real Horror 10:00 War Secrets - Italy’s Forgotten Invasion 11:00 Dambusters 12:00 Bridge on The River Kwai: The Documentary 13:00 Da Vinci Code 14:00 Secret Bible 16:00 Bible Uncovered 17:00 Bible Uncovered 18:00 Bible Uncovered 19:00 Bible Uncovered 20:00 Bible Uncovered 21:00 Air Crash Investigation 22:00 Hannibal Brooks 00:00 Sex Investigated 01:00 Lockdown 2 02:00 Lockdown 2 HISTORY channel 09:00 Dynasties 10:00 Trafalgar’s Forgotten Hero 11:00 Blenheim: Battle For Europe 13:00 The Great Escape 14:00 Hell in The Pacific 15:00 Meteors: Fire In The Sky 17:00 Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid 18:00 War Against The French 19:00 Drama of Dresden 21:00 The Final Report 22:00 Zulu: The True Story 00:00 Disappearing Britian 01:00 The Final Report 02:00 Dynasties UKTV documentary 07:00 To Be Announced 10:00 Magic 11:00 British Isles: a Natural History 12:00 British Isles: a Natural History 13:00 British Isles: a Natural History 17:00 British Isles: a Natural History 18:00 British Isles: a Natural History 02:00 Days That Shook the World 02:30 Hawking ANIMAL planet 09:00 Monkey Business 10:00 Miami Animal Police 12:00 RSPCA: Have You Got What It Takes? 12:30 Rookie Vets 13:00 Raising Baby Moose 14:00 Wildlife SOS 14:30 Britain’s Worst Pet 15:00 Shauna’s Amazing Animal Videos 15:30 Safari Park 16:00 Monkey Business 17:00 Up Close and Dangerous 17:30 The Snake Buster 18:00 Animal Cops Houston 19:00 Crocodile Hunter 20:00 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures 21:00 Top Dog 22:00 Animal Cops Houston 00:00 Animal Cops Houston 01:00 RSPCA: Have You Got What It Takes? 01:30 Rookie Vets 02:00 Monkey Business SPORT SKY SPORTS 1 07:00 Sports Unlimited In a mission to bring you some of the sports which are undeservedly neglected elsewhere, a selection of action that will have you clinging to your chair. 08:00 Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits 09:00 Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits All the best bits from last Saturday’s show, presented by Tim Lovejoy and Helen Chamberlain. 10:00 Cricket AM Simon Thomas and Anita Rani present a light-hearted look at the cricket world. 11:30 Test Cricket: England V West Indies 3rd Test England host the West Indies for the third day of the third Test at Old Trafford. The Lancashire league’s Darren Sammy could make his Test debut for West Indies in this series. 20:00 Darts: UK Open Darts 2007 00:00 Test Cricket: England V West Indies 3rd Test 02:00 Coventry Masters 05:00 America’s Cup Sailing 06:00 Ocean 06:30 Moto+ SKY SPORTS 2 07:00 Test Cricket: England V West Indies 3rd Test 09:00 Guinness Rugby: New Zealand V France 2nd Test France travel to New Zealand ahead of the rugby World Cup in September, where they face their second Test against the All Blacks at Wellington’s Westpac Stadium. 12:00 Guinness Rugby: Australia V Fiji 14:30 Live America’s Cup and Live Rugby 17:00 Live Masters Football The Coventry Masters kick off at the City’s Sky Dome. Legends of Coventry, Leicester, Liverpool and Everton go head-to-head for a place in the Grand Final. 20:00 Spanish Football 22:00 Spanish Football 00:00 To Be Announced 01:00 America’s Cup Sailing: Louis Vuitton Cup - Final 02:00 Speedway 05:00 Max Power 06:00 World Ten Pin Masters SKY SPORTS 3 07:00 Watersports World 08:00 America’s Cup Sailing: Louis Vuitton Cup - Final 10:00 Racing News 11:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Smackdown Michael Cole and JBL present all the rough and tumble from another hard-hitting edition of Smackdown, featuring the likes of Batista, Rey Mysterio and the Undertaker. 13:00 To Be Announced 14:00 Darts: UK Open Darts 2007 18:00 Gillette World Sport 18:30 Rally World 19:00 Speedway 22:00 Golf Night 00:00 ECW Wrestling 01:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Smackdown 03:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Bottom Line 04:00 Guinness Rugby: New Zealand/France and Australia/Fiji and Sth Africa/ Samoa 06:00 Sports Unlimited EUROSPORT 08:30 Tennis: Game, Set and Mats 08:45 Tennis: French Open In Paris 10:30 Football: International Under-21 Festival In Toulon, France 11:30 Football: UEFA Euro 2008 12:30 Motorcycling 13:00 Motorcycling 13:45 Motorcycling 15:00 Tennis: French Open In Paris 17:15 Tennis: Game, Set and Mats 17:30 All Sports: Eurosport Buzz Eurosport Buzz is the new youth magazine on Eurosport focusing on what interests young people: sport, music, cinema, video games and internet, through a sporting angle. 18:00 Beach Volley: Swatch-FIVB World Tour In Zagreb, Croatia 19:00 Football: International Under-21 Festival In Toulon, France 20:45 Football: International Under-21 Festival In Toulon, France 21:00 Football: International Under-21 Festival In Toulon, France 23:00 Fight Sport: Fight Club 00:45 Tennis: French Open In Paris 01:45 Tennis: Game, Set and Mats ESPN classic 07:00 08:00 09:00 10:00 10:30 11:00 12:00 13:00 14:30 16:00 17:00 Duels: Anquetil V Poulidor World’s Strongest Man World’s Strongest Man Euro 2000 Final: France V Italy Football: England V Turkey Euro 96: England V Switzerland Euro 96: England V Scotland Who can forget Uri Geller’s intervention to move the ball from the penalty spot? What about 80,000 fans singing ‘It’s coming home’? What about Gazza?! Mike Tyson Mike Tyson All Blacks V England 1st Test Sporting Greats: Ray Clemence The Butterfly Effect Channel 4 23.15 - 01.20 A young man blacks out memories of harmful events in his life. As he grows up he discovers that his ability to remember the events has a dramatic impact on him and everything around him. 17:30 Sporting Greats: Ossie Ardiles 18:00 Moto GP 2003: Catalunya, Spain 19:00 Bjorn Borg 20:00 Wimbledon’s Greatest Years 21:00 Brian Lara’s 501 21:30 Cricket: England V W Indies 22:00 Euro 96: England V Scotland 23:00 Euro 96: England V Germany 00:00 Mike Tyson 01:30 Euro 96: England V Scotland 02:30 Euro 96: England V Germany 03:30 Mike Tyson 05:00 Wimbledon’s Greatest Years TELEVISION June 8 - June 14 2007 27 Saturday 9th June 2007 FILMS SKY MOVIES sci-fi/horror 11:00 13:00 15:00 15:45 16:45 19:35 20:05 22:00 23:40 01:20 03:15 Earth Minus Zero Seed of Chucky Sci-Fi and Horror Close Up Star Wars: Feel The Force Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace Action and Thriller Close Up Earth Minus Zero Final Destination 3 Seed of Chucky Army of Darkness Final Destination 3 SKY MOVIES premier 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 13:00 15:00 17:00 18:45 20:30 21:00 22:30 00:30 02:30 Premiere Close Up Drama Close Up Comedy Close Up Premiere Close Up What’s Bugging Seth? Sixty Six Grendel Bring It on: All Or Nothing Premiere Close Up Scary Movie 4 Aeon Flux Fearless Comedy Close Up SKY MOVIES modern greats 09:00 10:40 12:20 14:35 16:25 18:05 20:20 22:00 00:10 02:25 Cotton Comes to Harlem Pretty in Pink Gorky Park On Golden Pond Cotton Comes to Harlem Gorky Park Pretty in Pink Marathon Man Starship Troopers Modern Greats Close Up SKY MOVIES indie 11:00 13:10 15:00 17:00 19:00 19:50 20:10 22:00 23:55 01:45 The Edukators The Beat My Heart Skipped 36 Thumbsucker Galapagos Lai See The Beat My Heart Skipped 36 Thumbsucker The Edukators SKY MOVIES family 07:20 Freddie As F.R.O.7 08:40 Tom and Jerry Blast Off to Mars Scary Movie 4 Sky Movies Premier 21.00 - 22.50 The ever-naïve Cindy Campbell, seeking a career in home healthcare, finds work with a creepy old lady in an even creepier old house haunted by a ghostly presence. Throw in a good-looking guy next door and the threat of aliens intent on global domination and Cindy’s instantly up to the top of her extremely blond head in danger. Our fearless heroine catapults into action once again struggling to decipher ominous messages from the beyond, looking for love in some very weird places and trying to save the world from mass destruction. As she struggles to discover life-saving answers, Cindy encounters horrific plane crashes, bodacious blind girls, village idiots, disheveled rappers, kinky contraptions, psycho survivalists, alien sphincters and even Oprah! 10:00 10:30 12:10 14:00 14:30 16:05 17:25 19:05 21:00 23:00 00:55 02:30 04:30 Family Close Up Like Mike 2: Streetball First Daughter Comedy Close Up My Uncle the Alien Tom and Jerry Blast Off to Mars Like Mike 2: Streetball First Daughter Goal! McHale’s Navy Stay Tuned Goal! My Uncle the Alien SKY MOVIES drama 08:10 09:45 11:45 13:30 15:15 17:15 19:15 21:00 23:00 00:45 02:40 04:25 Finding Buck McHenry Julius Caesar A Good Woman Finding Buck McHenry Proof Julius Caesar A Good Woman Proof Sliding Doors The Players Club The Runner Forgotten Sins SKY MOVIES comedy 08:00 The Pirates of Penzance 09:55 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes’ Smarter Brother 11:30 Bean 13:05 Elizabethtown 15:15 Harold and Kumar Get The Munchies 16:50 Comedy Close Up 17:20 Bean 19:00 The Pirates of Penzance 21:00 Clueless 23:00 Elizabethtown 01:05 Harold and Kumar Get The Munchies 02:35 Clueless 04:15 The Marrying Man 06:15 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes’ Smarter Brother SKY MOVIES classics 08:05 09:35 11:35 14:15 16:15 17:40 18:10 20:00 22:40 00:30 02:20 Buchanan Rides Alone The Party The Guns of Navarone Barefoot in the Park Buchanan Rides Alone Classics Close Up The Ipcress File The Guns of Navarone Barefoot in the Park The Ipcress File Days of Wine and Roses Aeon Flux Sky Movies Premier 22.30- 00.30 In the 25th century, a rampaging virus has forced the remnants of humanity into the seclusion of a final city. There is great political conflict within, however, and this is the story of an acrobatic assassin, Aeon Flux (Theron), whose latest target is the government’s top leader. SKY MOVIES action/thriller 07:20 08:55 10:55 13:05 15:15 16:50 18:50 21:00 23:10 01:15 02:55 04:30 Bad Company Revolver Speed 2: Cruise Control Conan the Barbarian S.S. Doomtrooper Revolver Speed 2: Cruise Control Conan the Barbarian Running Scared Rapid Fire S.S. Doomtrooper Running Scared SKY MOVIES HD1 12:00 Robots 13:45 Spirit Bear: The Simon Jackson Story 15:30 Meet the Fockers 17:30 Family Close Up 18:00 Robots 19:45 Doctor Dolittle 3 21:30 Modern Greats Close Up 22:00 Just Friends 23:40 Meet the Fockers 01:40 Doctor Dolittle 3 03:30 Modern Greats Close Up SKY MOVIES HD2 13:00 Dragon Dynasty 14:40 Star Wars: Episode V The Empire Strikes Back 17:00 The Machinist 19:00 Painkiller Jane 20:30 Drama Close Up 21:00 Transporter 2 22:30 Aeon Flux 00:30 The Machinist film 4 14:00 15:45 17:40 19:50 22:00 00:05 02:25 Where The Sidewalk Ends From Hell To Texas Crash Dive The Vikings The Last of the Mohicans Scream 2 The Sniper TCM 07:50 Teleshopping 08:10 The Adventures of Quentin Durward 09:55 Guns For San Sebastian 12:00 The Man Who Came to Dinner 14:05 Singin’ in The Rain 16:00 Quo Vadis? 19:15 How the West Was Won 22:00 Superman 00:40 The Screening Room 01:15 Soylent Green 03:00 Fame DISNEY cinemagic 07:00 Classic Toons 07:25 101 Dalmatians 07:50 The Little Mermaid 08:15 08:40 09:05 09:30 10:00 11:10 11:35 12:00 13:50 14:00 15:10 15:35 16:00 17:10 17:15 17:35 18:00 19:20 19:35 20:00 21:50 22:00 23:10 23:25 23:45 00:10 00:35 Aladdin House of Mouse Recess Lilo and Stitch Movie Showdown Aladdin Tarzan The Princess Diaries House of Mouse Pooh’s Heffalump Movie Recess Lilo and Stitch Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World House of Mouse Lilo and Stitch Emperor’s New School Recess: School’s Out Recess Lilo and Stitch The Princess Diaries Classic Toon Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World Emperor’s New School Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Recess House of Mouse GENERAL INTEREST BBC 3 20:00 TV Gaffes Galore 20:25 The Real Hustle 20:55 Doctor Who Confidential 21:40 Top Gear 22:40 First Blood 00:10 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 01:10 Gavin and Stacey 01:40 The Real Hustle 02:05 Rob Brydon’s Annually Retentive 02:35 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 03:35 Gavin and Stacey 04:00 Rob Brydon’s Annually Retentive BBC 4 20:00 The History of Pubs 20:40 The Producers 22:10 Storyville 23:10 Alice Cooper 00:10 The Iron Maiden 01:10 Journeys Into The Ring of Fire 02:10 Journeys Into The Ring of Fire 03:10 Journeys Into The Ring of Fire 04:10 Journeys Into The Ring of Fire BBC prime 07:00 Boogie Beebies 07:15 Tweenies 07:35 Balamory 07:55 Big Cook Little Cook 08:15 The Roly Mo Show 08:30 Yoho Ahoy 08:35 Teletubbies 09:00 Top Gear Xtra 10:00 SAS Survival Secrets 11:00 EastEnders 12:00 Mastermind 12:30 The Weakest Link 14:00 What Not to Wear 15:00 Rick Stein’s Food Heroes 16:00 The Life of Mammals 17:00 Wild Indonesia 18:00 EastEnders 19:00 Florida Fatbusters 19:30 A Year at Kew 20:00 Antiques Roadshow 21:00 Judge John Deed 22:30 The Robinsons 23:00 The Smoking Room 23:30 The Fast Show 00:00 EastEnders 01:00 Judge John Deed 02:30 The Robinsons 03:00 The Smoking Room 03:30 The Fast Show 04:00 Wild Indonesia 05:00 Trading Up BBC world 08:00 BBC News 08:30 Click 09:00 BBC News 09:15 Reporters 09:30 The Happiness Formula 10:00 BBC News 10:30 BBC World Inside Sport 11:00 BBC News 11:30 Earth Report 12:00 BBC News 12:30 Middle East Business Report 13:00 BBC News 13:30 This Week 14:00 BBC News 14:10 The World Uncovered 15:00 BBC News 15:15 Sport Today 15:30 The Record Europe 16:00 BBC News 16:10 Imagination 17:00 BBC News 17:30 The Happiness Formula 18:00 BBC News 18:30 Earth Report 19:00 BBC News 19:30 Middle East Business Report 20:00 BBC News 20:15 Sport Today 20:30 Extra Time 21:00 BBC News 21:10 The World Uncovered 22:00 BBC News 22:30 Equestrian World 23:00 BBC News 23:10 Imagination 00:00 BBC News 00:30 Middle East Business Report 01:00 BBC News 01:30 BBC World Inside Sport 02:00 BBC News 02:30 The Happiness Formula 03:00 BBC News 03:10 The World Uncovered 04:00 BBC News 04:30 Earth Report BRAVO 09:00 Spider-Man 09:30 Spider-Man 10:00 Cops on Camera 11:00 Knight Rider 12:00 Walker, Texas Ranger 13:00 In Your Face 13:30 In Your Face 14:00 Cops 14:30 Cops 15:00 Everest: Man V Mountain 15:30 Everest: Man V Mountain 17:00 Everest: Man V Mountain 17:30 King of Cars 18:00 King of Cars 18:30 In Your Face 19:00 In Your Face 19:30 In Your Face 20:00 Ufc: Britain’s Ultimate Fighter 21:00 The Unit 22:00 The Real Football Factories International 23:00 World’s Most Powerful Explosions 00:00 Slaughter’s Big Rip-Off 02:00 Robot Chicken 02:15 Robot Chicken 02:30 Robot Chicken 02:45 Robot Chicken 03:00 Robot Chicken 03:15 A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge DISNEY 07:00 Lilo and Stitch 07:25 The Buzz on Maggie 07:50 Lizzie McGuire 08:15 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 08:40 That’s So Raven 09:05 American Dragon: Jake Long 09:30 Recess 09:55 The Replacements 10:15 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 10:40 Cory in The House 11:00 Hannah Montana 11:25 As The Bell Rings 11:30 As The Bell Rings 11:35 That’s So Raven 12:00 Read It and Weep 13:20 Recess 13:35 Recess 14:00 American Dragon: Jake Long 14:25 The Replacements 14:50 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 15:15 Lizzie McGuire 15:35 Cory in The House 16:00 Hannah Montana 16:25 As The Bell Rings 16:30 As The Bell Rings 16:35 That’s So Raven 17:00 Buffalo Dreams 18:25 Recess 18:50 The Replacements 19:15 Kim Possible 19:40 Fillmore 20:05 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 20:30 Cory in The House 20:55 Lizzie McGuire 21:20 Lizzie McGuire 21:45 Phil of the Future 22:10 That’s So Raven 22:35 That’s So Raven 23:00 Recess 23:25 American Dragon: Jake Long 23:50 Kim Possible 00:15 The Proud Family 00:35 Brandy and Mr. Whiskers ITV 2 07:00 GMTV2 10:25 Emmerdale Omnibus 13:10 Coronation Street Omnibus 15:35 Holiday Showdown 16:35 Holiday Airport Cyprus 17:35 Planet’s Funniest Animals 17:55 Smallville 18:55 Nanny 911 19:55 New Homes from Hell 20:55 Jack Osbourne: Adrenaline Junkie II 21:55 Planet’s Funniest Animals 22:25 Teen Boob Jobs: Too Much Too Young 22:55 Too Much Too Young 23:25 Britain’s Got More Talent 00:25 Greased Lightnin’: Results 01:25 Grease Is the Word 02:55 ITV Play 04:35 Emmerdale Omnibus ITV 3 07:00 Brideshead Revisited 08:00 McCloud 09:50 The Cosby Mysteries 10:50 Only When I Laugh 11:20 Only When I Laugh 11:50 Rising Damp 12:20 Rising Damp 12:50 Cadfael 14:25 Cadfael 16:00 Pie in the Sky 17:05 Agatha Christie’s Partners in Crime 18:15 The Likely Lads 19:55 The Two Ronnies 20:55 Inspector Morse 23:10 Taggart 02:00 The Vice 03:00 The Bill 04:00 The Bill 05:00 Teleshopping ITV 4 18:30 F1: Grand Prix Qualifying 20:30 The Story So Far 21:00 TT 2007 Centenary 22:00 100 Greatest TT Moments 23:00 Red Bull X-Fighters 23:30 The X Files 01:45 Police, Camera, Action! 02:20 Video Justice 02:45 Saturday Night Live 03:45 The Larry Sanders Show 04:15 Starved 04:45 Entertainment Xtra 04:55 And Another Thing... 05:00 Teleshopping LIVING 07:00 Home Shopping 08:00 According to Jim 08:30 Mad About You 09:00 Maury 09:55 The Fix 10:00 Melrose Place 11:00 The Golden Girls 12:00 Wonder Woman 13:00 Partridge Family 14:00 So You Think You Can Dance 15:00 Will and Grace 16:00 Charmed 20:00 Canada’s Next Top Model 21:00 Grey’s Anatomy 22:00 CSI 01:00 CSI: Miami 02:00 Most Haunted 03:00 Da Vinci’s Inquest 03:55 Threat Matrix 04:50 Showbiz Moms and Dads 05:40 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry PARAMOUNT comedy 07:00 QVC 10:00 Two and a Half Men 11:00 Scrubs 12:00 Two and a Half Men 13:00 Scrubs 14:00 Two and a Half Men 15:00 Scrubs 16:00 Two and a Half Men 17:00 Scrubs 18:00 Two and a Half Men 19:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 20:00 King of Queens 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Rules of Engagement 22:00 South Park 23:05 Park Life: South Park Top Ten 00:05 Soapdish 01:50 Badly Dubbed Porn 02:20 Everybody Loves Raymond 02:45 Linc’s 03:15 Soapdish 05:00 Ally McBeal 06:00 Sir Leslie Quint A Life In Film SCI FI 07:00 Robot Wars 09:00 Teleshopping 12:00 Dark Angel 16:55 Watch The Skies 18:10 Psychic Detectives 18:35 Volcano 20:10 Descent 22:00 Jurassic Park 00:30 Heroes 01:30 Minotaur 03:20 The Food of the Gods 05:00 The Outer Limits SKY one 07:00 Star Trek 08:00 PokÈmon 08:30 Yu-Gi-Oh! 09:00 Transformers: Armada 09:30 Crash Test Dummies 10:00 Greatest Goals Against Man Utd 12:00 Robot Wars 13:00 Star Trek 16:00 Relic Hunter 17:00 Futurama 18:00 Malcolm in the Middle 19:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 20:00 Futurama 21:00 Cold Case 22:00 Bones 23:00 Life Without Lost 23:30 The Real Mrs Doubtfire 00:30 Road Wars 01:00 24 02:50 Brainiac: Science Abuse 03:40 Star Trek 05:20 Relic Hunter UKTV gold 07:00 My Hero 08:20 Last of the Summer Wine 09:00 Charlie’s Angels 10:00 Dallas 13:00 Doctor in Distress 14:50 My Hero 16:10 Last of the Summer Wine 16:50 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em 17:30 My Family 18:50 Only Fools and Horses 22:00 New Tricks 00:30 The Office 01:10 Men Behaving Badly 01:50 New Tricks 02:50 The Office 03:30 Room 101 04:30 Charlie’s Angels 05:25 Dallas UKTV people 10:00 The Best of Top Gear 11:00 The Best of Top Gear 12:00 The Best of Top Gear 13:00 Top Gear 14:00 Seaside Rescue 14:30 Seaside Rescue 15:00 Seaside Rescue 15:30 Seaside Rescue 16:00 Seaside Rescue 16:30 Seaside Rescue 17:00 Seaside Rescue 17:30 Seaside Rescue 18:00 Seaside Rescue 18:30 Seaside Rescue 19:00 Seaside Rescue 19:30 Seaside Rescue 20:00 Seaside Rescue 20:30 Seaside Rescue 21:00 Seaside Rescue 21:30 Seaside Rescue 22:00 Faking It 23:00 Faking It 00:00 Faking It 01:00 Paparazzi 02:00 Paparazzi 03:00 The Best of Top Gear UKTV style 08:00 Homes under the Hammer 09:00 Cash in the Attic 10:00 Homes under the Hammer 11:00 To Buy or Not to Buy 12:00 Houses Behaving Badly 13:00 Car Booty 14:00 Homes under the Hammer 19:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 21:00 Spa of Embarrassing Illnesses 22:00 How to Find a Husband 23:00 Spendaholics 00:00 The Clothes Show 01:00 To Buy or Not to Buy 02:00 Homes under the Hammer 03:00 How Do I Look? UKTV bright ideas 07:30 Ching’s Kitchen 08:00 Heaven’s Kitchen at Large 09:00 House Chain: Under Offer 10:00 Saw This and Thought of You 11:00 Antiques Roadshow 13:00 James Martin Digs Deep 13:30 Ching’s Kitchen 14:00 Heaven’s Kitchen at Large 15:00 House Chain: Under Offer 16:00 Saw This and Thought of You 17:00 Antiques Roadshow UKTV drama 07:00 Born and Bred 08:00 All Creatures Great and Small 09:00 Hetty Wainthropp Investigates 10:00 Hart to Hart 11:00 Bergerac 12:00 Keeping Up Appearances 12:40 Just Good Friends 13:20 Last of the Summer Wine 14:00 Hetty Wainthropp Investigates 15:00 New Tricks 16:00 Hart to Hart 17:00 Bergerac 18:00 Keeping Up Appearances 18:40 Just Good Friends 19:20 Last of the Summer Wine 20:00 As Time Goes By 20:40 New Street Law 22:00 All The King’s Men 00:40 Dangerfield 01:45 All The King’s Men 03:55 Born and Bred 04:45 Juliet Bravo 06:25 Citizen Smith 28 TELEVISION June 8 - June 14 2007 Sunday 10th June 2007 BBC 1 07:00 Breakfast The latest news stories and events. Featuring regional news and whether forecasts as well as regular sports and business bulletins. 10:00 Sunday AM 11:00 Heaven and Earth with Gloria Hunniford 12:00 Countryfile 13:00 The Politics Show 14:00 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 14:30 Keeping Up Appearances 15:00 Free Willy 16:45 EastEnders 18:40 Shaun the Sheep 18:50 Lifeline 19:00 Songs of Praise 19:35 Antiques Roadshow 20:20 The Great British Village Show 21:05 BBC News 21:20 Regional News and Weather 21:30 The Chase 22:30 How We Built Britain 23:30 BBC News and Weather 23:45 Medium Supernatural drama series about a young wife and mother who uses her gift as a spiritual medium to solve crimes. 00:30 Seven Ages of Rock 01:30 As Good as Dead 03:00 Holby City 04:00 Antiques Roadshow 04:50 Found BBC 2 ITV 1 London CHANNEL 4 FIVE E4 07:00 Teletubbies 07:30 Balamory Colourful children’s drama series set on a fictional Scottish island. 07:50 Step Inside Childrens show which invites viewers to step inside the magic house and join Twinkle, Chloe and Boris for a story 08:00 Batfink 08:10 Legend of the Dragon 08:30 Smile Childrens show featuring a morning of live studio fun, chat and entertainment. 11:00 Something for the Weekend 12:30 Inside Sport 13:15 Animal Park 13:30 Moto GP 15:00 Rugby League Challenge Cup 17:00 French Open Tennis: Men’s Final Action from the French Open Tennis tournament. 19:10 Nicole Cabell - Singing to the World 19:40 Natural World 20:30 Cooking in the Danger Zone 21:30 Coast 22:30 The Apprentice 23:30 American History X 01:25 Cherry Falls 02:50 The Culture Show 03:40 Brute Force 07:00 GMTV The Sunday Programme: Steve Richards talks to the week’s headline makers. 7.25 Toonattik: wall-to-wall animation, including Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!, Yin Yang Yo!, Power Rangers Mystic Force, SpongeBob SquarePants, and Bratz. 10:25 Art Attack 10:50 Prove It! 11:10 Atomic Betty 11:25 Jim Jam and Sunny 11:40 Jim Jam and Sunny 11:55 Pocoyo 12:05 Jim Jam and Sunny 12:15 Jim Jam and Sunny 12:30 Curious George 12:45 Planet Sketch 12:55 A High Wind in Jamaica 14:50 ITV News; Weather 14:55 London Today 15:00 The Battle of Midway 17:30 London Tonight 17:45 ITV News; Weather 18:00 F1: Grand Prix Live 21:00 Coronation Street 21:30 Britain’s Got Talent 22:30 Talk to Me 23:30 ITV News; Weather 23:45 The South Bank Show 00:50 F1: Grand Prix Highlights 01:55 Motorsport UK 02:25 ITV Play 04:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 05:30 ITV Nightscreen 06:30 ITV Morning News 07:00 07:10 07:35 08:00 08:55 07:00 The Save-Ums! 07:10 Fifi and The Flowertots 07:20 Franny’s Feet Children’s animation. Franny meets a young girl who is desperate to win a prize for having the biggest pumpkin. 07:35 Bird Bath 07:45 The Milkshake! Show 08:15 Mist: Sheepdog Tales 08:25 Rupert Bear 08:40 Make Way for Noddy 08:55 Say It with Noddy 09:00 Harry and His Bucket Full of Dinosaurs 09:30 The Book of Pooh 10:00 Ebb and Flo 10:05 Peppa Pig 10:15 Fifi and The Flowertots 10:30 Jane and the Dragon 11:00 Getting on The Property Ladder 12:00 The Hotel Inspector 13:05 Nice House, Shame About The Garden 13:30 five News Update 13:40 Night Passage 15:20 The Sea Chase 17:30 Good Boy! 19:05 Everybody Hates Chris 20:00 Five News and Sport 20:15 Cricket on Five 21:00 Envy 23:00 Vanished 00:00 Killer Instinct 01:00 Disorderly Conduct 02:00 Major League Baseball 04:45 Now is the Time: Night of Combat - Kick Boxing 05:35 Major League Soccer 07:00 Big Brother Live 13:30 Popworld 14:20 Shipwrecked 2007 With just hours before the final beach party everything hangs in the balance - the fate of the two tribes rests in the hands of the last new arrivals - original Shark John and original Tiger Charlie from last year’s Shipwrecked. John and Charlie are faced with the most difficult job of all: to jointly decide which island deserves to be overall winners and head home £70,000 richer. 15:55 Big Brother’s Little Brother 17:00 Friends 18:00 One Tree Hill 18:55 What About Brian 19:55 Friends A now pregnant Phoebe is craving meat, but due to her vegetarianism Joey agrees to eat only vegetables while she eats his share of meat. This makes her feel like no more animals have been killed for her craving. Ross is upset over Emily’s return to England and Rachel convinces him that it doesn’t have to be the end. 20:30 Friends 21:00 Ugly Betty 22:00 ER 23:00 Big Brother’s Diary Room Uncut 00:05 Big Brother Live 09:25 09:50 10:45 13:15 13:45 14:50 15:55 16:55 17:55 18:40 19:30 20:30 21:00 22:00 23:00 00:35 02:10 03:10 05:50 06:15 The Treacle People The Hoobs The Hoobs Transworld Sport Lloyds TSB Insurance British F3 International Series New Shoots Popworld Hollyoaks Omnibus Isle of Wight Festival Big Brother’s Little Brother Big Brother’s Diary Room Uncut Smallville Ugly Betty Deal or No Deal A quarter of a million pounds, 22 sealed boxes and one question: Deal or No Deal ? Can one of the 22 players outwit The Banker and walk away with hundreds of thousands of pounds? Or will their luck run out? Noel Edmonds hosts the show where fortunes favour the brave. Supernanny Shipwrecked Channel 4 News Big Brother Big Brother Derren Brown Isle of Wight Festival 2007 Big Brother’s Diary Room Uncut Big Brother Live The Bernie Mac Show Countdown DOCUMENTARIES ANIMAL planet 07:00 How It’s Made 08:00 How It’s Made 09:00 How Do They Do It? 10:00 Time Team 12:00 Born Survivor: Bear Grylls 13:00 Mega Builders 15:00 Born Survivor: Bear Grylls 17:00 Born Survivor: Bear Grylls 19:00 Born Survivor: Bear Grylls 21:00 World’s Toughest Tribes 22:00 Deadliest Catch 23:00 Born Survivor: Bear Grylls 00:00 The Real Da Vinci Code 01:00 The F.B.I. Files 02:00 First on the Moon: The Untold Story 03:00 Forensic Detectives 04:00 Born Survivor: Bear Grylls 04:50 Deadliest Catch 05:40 How Do They Do It? 06:30 How It’s Made DISCOVERY real time 07:00 Screaming Reels 07:30 Hooked on Fishing: Northern Norway Trout and Salmon 08:00 Hooked on Fishing: Totally Tarpon 08:30 Go Fishing Specials: Artificial Lure Fishing 09:30 Buena Vista Fishing Club 10:00 Buena Vista Fishing Club 10:30 Rex Hunt Fishing Adventures 11:00 Rex Hunt Fishing Adventures 11:30 Predators 12:00 Passion For Angling 13:00 Locks and Quays 13:30 Locks and Quays 14:00 Waterworld 14:30 Waterworld 15:00 A Place In The Sun 16:00 A Place In The Sun 17:00 A Place In The Sun 18:00 A Place In The Sun 19:00 Little People, Big World 19:30 Little People, Big World 20:00 Miracle Makers: Phineas And Sarah 21:00 Rebuilt: The Human Body Shop 22:00 Miami Ink 23:00 Little People, Big World 23:30 Little People, Big World 00:00 Dr. G: Medical Examiner 01:00 Miracle Makers: Phineas And Sarah 02:00 Rebuilt: The Human Body Shop 03:00 Little People, Big World 03:30 Little People, Big World 04:00 Miami Ink 04:50 Rex Hunt Fishing Adventures 05:15 Predators 05:40 Passion For Angling 06:30 Watercolours with Charles Evans NATIONAL geographic 09:00 D-Day 10:00 D-Day 11:00 Search for the Lost Fighter Plane 12:00 Ballistics Investigated 13:00 Megastructures 14:00 I Didn’t Know That: DIY Green 15:00 Rescue Emergency 16:00 Hannibal Brooks 18:00 Sex Investigated 19:00 Micro Safari: Journey To The Bugs 20:30 Making Of 21:00 Megastructures 22:00 Situation Critical 23:00 Lockdown 2 00:00 Medics 00:30 Medics 01:00 Situation Critical 02:00 Sex Investigated HISTORY 09:00 Ice Run: Submarine To The Arctic 10:00 Decoding the Past 11:00 Deep Sea Detectives 12:00 UFO Files 13:00 A Royal Family 14:00 Fighting Aviation Terror 15:00 Afghanistan: War Without End 16:00 Drama of Dresden 18:00 1916 - Total War 19:00 1916 Total War 20:00 The History of Biggin Hill 21:00 The Last of The Few 22:00 Shot from the Sky 00:00 Decoding the Past 01:00 The Last of The Few 02:00 The History of Biggin Hill UK documentary 07:00 To Be Announced 10:00 Living Britain 11:00 Living Britain 12:00 Living Britain 14:00 Living Britain 16:00 Living Britain 17:00 Living Britain 18:00 Living Britain 19:00 Living Britain 21:00 Living Britain 23:00 Living Britain 00:00 Living Britain 01:00 Living Britain 02:00 The Day Britain Stopped 03:30 Days That Shook the World World 01:00 Natural World ANIMAL planet 09:00 Monkey Business 10:00 Animal Cops Houston 12:00 RSPCA: Have You Got What It Takes? 12:30 Rookie Vets 13:00 Raising Baby Seal 14:00 Wildlife SOS 14:30 Britain’s Worst Pet 15:00 Shauna’s Amazing Animal Videos 15:30 Safari Park 16:00 Monkey Business 17:00 Up Close and Dangerous 17:30 The Snake Buster 18:00 Animal Cops Phoenix 19:00 Crocodile Hunter 20:00 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures 21:00 King Koala 22:00 Journey to Planet Earth 00:00 Animal Cops Phoenix 01:00 RSPCA: Have You Got What It Takes? 01:30 Rookie Vets 02:00 Monkey Business 03:00 King Koala 04:00 Wildlife SOS SPORT SKY SPORTS 1 07:00 FIFA Futbol Mundial From Serie A to the Bundesliga, from Major League Soccer to the J-League, Futbol Mundial reviews all the action from the world game. 07:30 Coventry Masters 10:30 Cricket Writers on TV: Cricket Writers on T.V 2007 Paul Allott is joined by three cricket journalists to discuss the cricket stories making the papers and the latest news on and off the field. 11:30 Test Cricket: England V West Indies 3rd Test 20:00 Darts: UK Open Darts 2007 176 international darts artists do battle at Bolton’s Reebok Stadium on the fourth and final day of the UK Open Darts finals. Raymond van Barneveld currently leads the order of merit. 00:00 Test Cricket: England V West Indies 3rd Test 02:00 America’s Cup Sailing 03:00 Live NBA Basketball SKY SPORTS 2 07:00 Test Cricket: England V West Indies 3rd Test England host the West Indies for the third day of the third Test at Old Trafford. The Lancashire league’s Darren Sammy could make his Test debut for West Indies in this series. 09:00 America’s Cup Sailing: Louis Vuitton Cup - Final 10:00 Motor Racing 12:00 Wild Spirits 12:30 Racing News 13:00 European Tour Golf: B.A-C.A Golf Open Day four of the BA-CA Golf Open at the Fontana Golf Club in Vienna. England’s Simon Dyson took the third place prize here last year, finishing four strokes behind winner Markus Brier. 17:00 Gillette World Sport 17:30 Live European U21 Championship 20:30 Live European U21 Championship 23:00 Spanish Football 01:00 European U21 Championship SKY SPORTS 3 07:00 U.S Superbikes 09:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Afterburn 10:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat All the best of the recent action from Raw plus all the reaction to it, as well as exclusive matches featuring some of your favourite Superstars. 11:00 Masters Football: Coventry Masters 14:00 Darts: UK Open Darts 2007 18:30 Wild Spirits 19:00 Spanish Football A match from La Liga in the closing stages of the season. Can Barcelona hold on to their title in the face from fierce competition from rivals Real Madrid. 21:00 Test Cricket: England V West Indies 3rd Test 23:00 America’s Cup Sailing: Louis Vuitton Cup - Final 00:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience 01:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Afterburn 02:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat 03:00 U.S Superbikes EUROSPORT 08:30 Tennis: Game, Set and Mats Right after the last LIVE match of the day, the daily LIVE show “Game, Set and Mats” can start around 20:30. From Eurosport’s studio in Paris, the triple Roland Garros Champion Mats Wilander will analyse the happenings from the day. The most spectacular points, the best from the press conference, the most interesting statistics, nothing can escape Mats Wilander’s eye. 08:45 All Sports: Eurosport Buzz 09:15 Football: Inside Euro 2008 09:45 Motorcycling 10:15 Motorcycling 12:00 Motorcycling 13:15 Motorcycling 15:00 Tennis: French Open In Paris 18:30 Cycling: CritÈrium Du DauphinÈ LibÈrÈ, France 19:00 Beach Volley: Swatch-FIVB World Tour In Zagreb, Croatia 19:30 Motorsports 20:00 Tennis: French Open In Paris 21:00 Boxing: International Contest In Pont Audemer, France 23:00 Sumo: Haru Basho In Osaka, Japan 00:00 Beach Volley: Swatch-FIVB World Tour In Warsaw, Poland 01:00 Motorsports ESPN classic 08:00 World’s Strongest Man 10:00 Euro 96: England V Holland El Tel’s crowning glory as England manager. Everything he’d worked on over the years came to fruition on one balmy summer evening at Wembley. 11:00 Euro 96: England V Spain 12:00 Euro 96: England V Germany A repeat scenario of Italia ‘90 sees Venables’ free-flowing England face the typically efficient Germans at Wembley for a spot in the final. 13:00 Mike Tyson 16:00 All Blacks V England 2nd Test 17:00 Moto GP 2003: Catalunya, Spain 18:00 Sporting Greats: Ossie Ardiles 18:30 Sporting Greats: Ray Clemence 19:00 Wimbledon Record Breakers 20:00 Man Utd V Ipswich, 94/95 20:30 Strikers: Mark Hughes 21:00 CWC ‘92: Pakistan V West Indies 22:00 Euro 2000 Final: France V Italy 22:30 Football: England V Turkey 23:00 Sporting Greats: John Barnes 23:30 Sporting Greats: Ian Rush 00:00 Mike Tyson 01:30 Euro 2000 Final: France V Italy 02:00 Football: England V Turkey 02:30 Sporting Greats: John Barnes 03:00 Sporting Greats: Ian Rush 03:30 Mike Tyson 05:00 Wimbledon’s Greatest Years 06:00 Duels: France V Germany, F1: GRAND PRIX LIVE ITV 18.00 - 21.00 Steve Rider presents live action from the Canadian Grand Prix, in Montreal. McLaren racers Fernando Alonso and Lewis Hamilton are joint leaders in the World Championship, but can either one gain the upper hand in Canada? Despite the intense battle between both drivers, the threat from Ferrari’s Felipe Massa and Kimi Raikkonen - both vying to compete at the front - cannot be ignored. With Commentary by James Allen and Martin Brundle, analysis from Mark Blundell and reports from Louise Goodman and Ted Kravitz. TELEVISION June 8 - June 14 2007 29 Sunday 10th June 2007 FILMS SKY MOVIES sci-fi/horror 11:00 13:00 14:55 16:35 18:35 20:20 22:00 23:50 01:35 03:10 Darkness Manticore Ice Doom Manticore Ice Half Light Doom Darkman Half Light SKY MOVIES premier 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 13:00 15:00 17:00 18:45 20:30 21:00 22:30 00:30 02:30 Comedy Close Up Action and Thriller Close Up Classics Close Up Premiere Close Up What’s Bugging Seth? Sixty Six Grendel Bring It on: All Or Nothing Premiere Close Up Scary Movie 4 Aeon Flux Fearless Action and Thriller Close Up SKY MOVIES modern greats 07:20 09:20 11:20 13:20 13:50 16:00 18:00 20:00 22:00 01:00 03:05 05:20 The Offence The Exorcist III To Die For Modern Greats Close Up Glory The Offence The Exorcist III To Die For Braveheart Glory Year of The Dragon The Offence SKY MOVIES indie 11:00 13:00 15:00 17:00 19:00 19:50 20:10 22:00 23:55 01:45 03:30 04:00 The Last Mitterand Afi Sean Connery Tribute The Ice Storm Mad Hot Ballroom The Secret Life of Earth The Top 10 Show Afi Sean Connery Tribute The Ice Storm Mad Hot Ballroom 5x2 Sci-Fi and Horror Close Up The Secret Life of Earth Bring It on: All or Nothing Sky Movies Premier 18.45 - 20.30 When her rich family moves into a less desirable neighborhood, Britney Allen struggles to make new friends. She attempts to make the cheerleading squad of her new school, but butts heads with the popular, manipulative girl who is the captain of the troupe. SKY MOVIES family 07:50 Sugar Creek Gang: Revival Villains 09:10 The Red Sneakers 11:05 Tom and Jerry: The Fast and the Furry 12:30 FernGully: The Last Rainforest 13:50 Mrs Doubtfire 16:00 Madagascar 17:30 Molly: An American Girl on the Home Front 19:00 Pirates of The Caribbean 3: Making Of 19:20 Librarian: Return To King Solomons Mines 21:00 Mrs Doubtfire 23:10 Madagascar 00:40 The Red Sneakers 02:35 Librarian: Return To King Solomons Mines 04:15 FernGully: The Last Rainforest 05:40 The Adventures of Brer Rabbit SKY MOVIES drama 07:50 09:40 11:25 13:25 15:05 17:30 19:10 21:00 23:25 01:45 03:35 05:35 Wilder Days Martha: Behind Bars A Walk in the Clouds Wilder Days Walk The Line Martha: Behind Bars A Walk in the Clouds Sometimes in April Walk The Line The Butcher’s Wife The Third Miracle His and Her Christmas SKY MOVIES comedy 07:50 09:30 11:30 13:25 15:15 17:00 18:50 The Honeymooners Bad Manners The Air Up There Shopgirl Keeping Mum Monster-in-Law The Honeymooners 20:30 21:00 23:00 00:55 02:40 04:25 06:00 Comedy Close Up Shopgirl Patch Adams Monster-in-Law Keeping Mum Bad Manners The Air Up There SKY MOVIES classics 07:45 09:45 12:15 13:45 15:35 17:30 20:00 22:00 23:35 01:15 03:00 05:00 Mr Music The High and the Mighty The Disorderly Orderly Sahara Mr Music The High and the Mighty Sahara The Disorderly Orderly The Abominable Dr Phibes A Lovely Way to Die Guns of August Mr Music SKY MOVIES action/thriller 08:15 10:15 12:00 13:45 15:45 17:45 19:25 21:00 23:00 00:40 01:00 02:30 04:25 06:00 The Saint Path of Destruction Force of Impact The Saint Assault in Precinct 13 Path of Destruction Force of Impact Assault on Precinct 13 Commando The Top 10 Show Sexual Indiscretion Sea Of Love The Stepdaughter Force of Impact SKY MOVIES HD1 12:00 13:50 15:50 17:50 19:40 22:00 00:20 02:10 Kinky Boots Picture Perfect Fletch Kinky Boots The Producers Romeo and Juliet Picture Perfect Fletch SKY MOVIES HD2 13:00 Mickybo and Me 14:45 Star Wars: Episode VI Return of the Jedi 17:05 The Edge 19:15 Mickybo and Me 21:00 Star Wars: Episode VI Return of the Jedi 23:30 The Exorcism of Emily Rose 01:45 Sin City 04:00 Blue Planet FILM 4 14:00 16:10 18:15 20:10 22:00 00:15 02:00 Carrington V.C Jassy Cottage to Let Doctor at Large My Cousin Vinny Johnny Mnemonic Buffalo 66 TCM 07:45 08:05 09:40 11:30 12:00 14:00 16:00 19:40 22:00 00:15 02:40 04:15 04:35 06:00 Teleshopping Royal Wedding The Light in The Piazza The Screening Room The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn I Confess Doctor Zhivago The Champ Absence of Malice The Fixer The Spartan Gladiators Teleshopping Mr Imperium Adventures of Tartu DISNEY cinemagic 07:00 07:25 07:50 08:15 08:40 09:05 09:30 10:00 11:10 Classic Toons 101 Dalmatians The Little Mermaid Aladdin House of Mouse Recess Lilo and Stitch Brother Bear 2 Aladdin Monster-inLaw Sky Movies Comedy 17.00 - 18.50 & 00.55 - 02.40 After years of looking for Mr. Right, Charlotte ‘Charlie’ Cantilini finally finds the ultimate man of her dreams, Kevin Fields--only to discover that his mother, Viola, is the woman of her nightmares. A recently fired news anchor who is afraid she will lose her son the way she has just lost her career, Viola determines to scare off her son’s new fiance by becoming the world’s worst mother-in-law. While Viola’s long-time assistant Ruby does her best to help Viola execute her crazy schemes, Charlie decides to fight back, and the gloves come off as the two women battle it out to see just who is the alpha-female. 11:35 12:00 13:25 13:50 14:00 15:20 15:35 16:00 17:55 18:00 19:20 19:35 20:00 21:15 21:35 22:00 23:30 23:50 00:10 00:35 Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Lilo and Stitch House of Mouse The Sword in The Stone Recess Lilo and Stitch Bedknobs and Broomsticks House of Mouse Lilo and Stitch Recess Lilo and Stitch The Sword in The Stone Lilo and Stitch Aladdin Rocket Man Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Recess House of Mouse GENERAL INTEREST BBC 3 20:00 The Real Hustle 20:30 Dog Borstal Unleashed 21:00 Doctor Who 21:45 Doctor Who Confidential 22:00 Gavin and Stacey 22:30 Little Britain 23:00 Filthy Rich and Homeless 00:00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 01:00 Gavin and Stacey 01:30 Filthy Rich and Homeless 02:30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 03:30 Bust My Ass 04:30 The Real Hustle BBC 4 20:00 How the Edwardians Spoke 21:00 The 1970s Edwardian Reconstruction 21:30 Ian Hislop’s Scouting for Boys 22:30 Edwardian Supersize Me 23:30 Britain in Pictures 00:00 Miss Marie Lloyd: The Queen Of The Musical 01:20 Edwardian Supersize Me 02:20 How the Edwardians Spoke 03:20 Miss Marie Lloyd: The Queen Of The Musical 04:40 Britain in Pictures BBC world 08:00 BBC News 08:30 Fast Track 09:00 BBC News 09:10 The World Uncovered 10:00 BBC News 10:30 The Record Europe 11:00 BBC News 11:10 Imagination 12:00 BBC News 12:30 This Week 13:00 BBC News 13:30 Equestrian World 14:00 BBC News 14:30 The Happiness Formula 15:00 BBC News 15:15 Sport Today 15:30 Earth Report 16:00 BBC News 16:05 Have Your Say 17:00 BBC News 17:30 Dateline London 18:00 BBC News 18:30 Kill or Cure? 19:00 BBC News 19:10 The World Uncovered 20:00 BBC News 20:15 Sport Today 20:30 Have Your Say 21:00 BBC News 21:30 The Happiness Formula 22:00 BBC News 22:30 Earth Report 23:00 BBC News 23:30 Dateline London 00:00 BBC News 00:30 Reporters 01:00 BBC News 01:30 Extra Time 02:00 BBC News 02:30 Dateline London 03:00 BBC News 03:30 Equestrian World 04:00 BBC News 04:30 Have Your Say 05:00 BBC News 05:30 HARDtalk BBC prime 07:00 Boogie Beebies 07:15 Tweenies 07:35 Balamory 07:55 Big Cook Little Cook 08:15 The Roly Mo Show 08:30 Yoho Ahoy 08:35 Teletubbies 09:00 Dad’s Army 09:30 Speed 10:00 Pele: World Cup Hero 11:00 EastEnders 12:00 The Life of Mammals 13:00 Wild Indonesia 14:00 Popcorn 15:00 Kathleen Ferrier: An Ordinary Diva 16:00 Florida Fatbusters 16:30 A Year at Kew 17:00 Antiques Roadshow 18:00 EastEnders 19:00 The National Trust 20:00 Seven Wonders of the Industrial World 21:00 Ray Mears: Bushcraft 22:00 Trauma 22:30 Body Hits 23:00 Timothy Leary 00:00 EastEnders 01:00 The National Trust 02:00 Seven Wonders of the Industrial World 03:00 Timothy Leary 04:00 Ray Mears: Bushcraft 05:00 Trading Up 05:30 Balamory 05:50 Tweenies 06:10 Big Cook Little Cook 06:30 Bits and Bobs BRAVO 09:00 Spider-Man 10:00 The Dukes of Hazzard 11:00 Knight Rider 12:00 Gamer’s Guide to... 12:30 Gamer TV 13:00 In Your Face 14:00 Cops 15:00 The Unit 16:00 Cops on Camera 17:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 18:00 The Dukes of Hazzard 19:00 Knight Rider 20:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 21:00 Cops on Camera 22:00 Brits Behind Bars: America’s Toughest Jail 22:30 Britain’s Toughest Towns 23:00 The Real Football Factories International 00:00 The Ultimate Fighter 5 01:00 Porn Week 02:00 The Venture Brothers 03:00 Porn Week 03:30 The Firm DISNEY 07:00 Lilo and Stitch 07:25 The Buzz on Maggie 07:50 Lizzie McGuire 08:15 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 08:40 That’s So Raven 09:05 American Dragon: Jake Long 09:30 Recess 09:55 The Replacements 10:15 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 10:40 Cory in The House 11:00 Hannah Montana 11:25 As The Bell Rings 11:30 As The Bell Rings 11:35 That’s So Raven 12:00 Stuck In the Suburbs 13:15 Recess 13:35 Recess 14:00 American Dragon: Jake Long 14:25 The Replacements 14:50 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 15:15 Lizzie McGuire 15:35 Cory in The House 16:00 Hannah Montana 16:25 As The Bell Rings 16:30 As The Bell Rings 16:35 That’s So Raven 17:00 You Wish! 18:25 Recess 18:50 The Replacements 19:15 Kim Possible 19:40 Fillmore 20:05 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 20:30 Cory in The House 20:55 Lizzie McGuire 21:20 Lizzie McGuire 21:45 Phil of the Future 22:10 That’s So Raven 22:35 That’s So Raven 23:00 Recess 23:25 American Dragon: Jake Long 23:50 Kim Possible 00:15 The Proud Family 00:35 Brandy and Mr. Whiskers ITV 2 07:00 GMTV2 10:25 Planet’s Funniest Animals 10:50 Smallville 11:50 Outbreak 14:20 Emmerdale Omnibus 17:05 Coronation Street Omnibus 19:30 Outbreak 22:00 Supernatural 23:00 Britain’s Got More Talent 00:00 Coronation Street 00:30 Generation Xcess 01:30 Calum, Fran and Dangerous Danan 02:30 ITV Play 05:00 Teleshopping ITV 3 07:00 Where The Heart Is 08:00 Upstairs, Downstairs 09:00 Agatha Christie’s Partners in Crime 10:00 Expert Witness 10:30 Mapp and Lucia 11:35 The Two Ronnies 12:35 My Uncle Silas 13:05 Robin of Sherwood 14:10 Rising Damp 15:10 The Return of Sherlock Holmes 17:20 Inspector Morse 19:30 The Two Ronnies 20:30 The Magnificent Seven 21:30 The Best of The Royal Variety Show 22:30 The Russia House 00:55 The Big Easy 01:55 The Russia House ITV 4 19:00 Police, Camera, Action! 19:30 Police Patrol 20:00 Used Car Roadshow 21:00 TT 2007 Centenary 22:00 Bad Lads’ Army 23:00 The X Files 01:20 The Missouri Breaks 03:45 The Larry Sanders Show 04:10 LAPD: Life on the Beat LIVING 07:00 Home Shopping 08:00 Mad About You 09:00 Maury 09:55 The Fix 10:00 Melrose Place 11:00 The Golden Girls 12:00 Wonder Woman 13:00 Partridge Family 14:00 Canada’s Next Top Model 15:00 Extreme: Skint Celebrities 16:00 Abbey and Janice 18:00 Abbey and Janice 19:00 The Bad Girls Club 19:30 Tori and Dean: Inn Love 20:00 Exposed 22:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 02:00 Exposed 03:00 Criminal Minds 03:55 Threat Matrix 04:50 Showbiz Moms and Dads PARAMOUNT comedy 07:00 QVC 10:00 Two and a Half Men 11:00 Scrubs 12:00 Two and a Half Men 13:00 Scrubs 14:00 Two and a Half Men 15:00 Scrubs 16:00 Two and a Half Men 17:00 Scrubs 18:00 Two and a Half Men 19:00 Scrubs 20:00 Two and a Half Men 21:00 Scrubs 22:00 South Park 23:00 Harry Hill in Hooves 00:30 Badly Dubbed Porn 01:00 Naked and Funny 01:30 Sexy Cam 02:30 Ally McBeal 04:30 Linc’s 05:00 South Park 06:00 Sir Leslie Quint A Life In Film SCI FI 07:00 Robot Wars 08:00 Robot Wars 09:00 Teleshopping 12:00 Star Trek 13:20 Magma: Volcanic Disaster 15:00 Volcano 16:40 Combustion 18:30 Jurassic Park 21:00 Peter Benchley’s Creature 22:00 Medium 23:00 Heroes 00:00 Stephen King’s Nightmares and Dreamscapes 01:00 Stephen King’s The Stand 02:00 They Crawl 03:55 Heroes 05:00 The Outer Limits SKY ONE 07:00 The Hour of Power 08:00 PokÈmon 08:30 Yu-Gi-Oh! 09:00 Dream Team 10:00 Futurama 12:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience 13:00 Robot Wars 14:00 So You Think You’re Royal? 15:00 Project Runway 16:00 The Simpsons 20:00 Pirate Master 22:00 Lethal Weapon 4 00:25 Badger or Bust 01:25 Deadwood 02:45 Death By Excess 03:40 Angel 04:30 Star Trek: The Next Generation 05:20 Star Trek: The Next Generation 06:10 Star Trek: Voyager UKTV gold 07:00 Charlie’s Angels 08:00 Charlie’s Angels 09:00 Charlie’s Angels 10:00 Charlie’s Angels 11:00 Dallas 13:00 Only Fools and Horses 14:45 Only Fools and Horses 16:15 Only Fools and Horses 18:00 Planet Earth 19:00 The Blue Planet 20:00 Only Fools and Horses 21:05 The Vicar of Dibley 22:00 Dalziel and Pascoe 00:25 Only Fools and Horses 01:05 The Vicar of Dibley 02:00 Black-Adder The Third 02:35 Silent Witness 04:40 Charlie’s Angels 05:30 Close Up 05:40 Charlie’s Angels UKTV people 10:00 Top Gear 11:00 Top Gear 12:00 Top Gear 13:00 Top Gear 14:00 Vet Safari 14:30 Vet Safari 15:00 Vet Safari 15:30 Vet Safari 16:00 Vet Safari 16:30 Vet Safari 17:00 Vet Safari 17:30 Vet Safari 18:00 Vet Safari 18:30 Vet Safari 19:00 Vet Safari 19:30 Vet Safari 20:30 Vet Safari 21:30 Vet Safari 22:00 Faking It 23:00 Faking It 00:00 Faking It 01:00 Forensic Files 01:30 Forensic Files 02:00 Forensic Files 02:30 Forensic Files 03:00 Football’s Dream Factory UKTV style 08:00 What Not to Wear 08:30 What Not to Wear 09:00 Cash in the Attic 10:00 Homes under the Hammer 11:00 To Buy or Not to Buy 12:00 Houses Behaving Badly 13:00 Car Booty 13:30 Car Booty 14:00 Escape to the Country 15:00 Escape to the Country 16:00 Escape to the Country 17:00 Escape to the Country 18:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 19:00 The Clothes Show 20:00 First Dance 20:30 First Dance 21:00 What Not to Wear 21:30 What Not to Wear 22:00 How to Find a Husband 23:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 00:00 The Million Pound Property Experiment 01:00 The Million Pound Property Experiment 02:00 Homes under the Hammer 03:00 To Buy or Not to Buy UKTB bright ideas 07:00 James Martin Digs Deep 07:30 Ching’s Kitchen 08:00 Heaven’s Kitchen at Large 09:00 House Chain: Under Offer 09:30 House Chain: Under Offer 10:00 Saw This and Thought of You 10:30 Saw This and Thought of You 11:00 Antiques Roadshow 12:00 Antiques Roadshow 13:00 James Martin Digs Deep 13:30 Ching’s Kitchen 14:00 Heaven’s Kitchen at Large 15:00 House Chain: Under Offer 15:30 House Chain: Under Offer 16:00 Saw This and Thought of You 16:30 Antiques Roadshow 17:30 Antiques Roadshow 18:30 Saw This and Thought of You UKTV drama 07:00 Born and Bred 08:00 All Creatures Great and Small 09:00 Hetty Wainthropp Investigates 10:00 Hart to Hart 11:00 Bergerac 12:00 Keeping Up Appearances 12:40 Just Good Friends 13:20 Last of the Summer Wine 14:00 Hetty Wainthropp Investigates 15:00 Bergerac 16:00 Hart to Hart 17:00 Bergerac 18:00 Keeping Up Appearances 18:40 Last of the Summer Wine 19:20 Last of the Summer Wine 20:00 Last of the Summer Wine 20:40 Last of the Summer Wine 21:20 Last of the Summer Wine 22:00 Catherine Cookson’s A Dinner of Herbs 01:00 Dangerfield 02:00 Catherine Cookson’s A Dinner of Herbs 04:40 Born and Bred 05:30 Juliet Bravo 06:20 The Liver Birds 06:50 The Dick Emery Show 30 TELEVISION June 8 - June 14 2007 Monday 11th June 2007 BBC 1 07:00 10:15 11:00 12:00 12:30 13:15 14:00 14:30 14:40 15:05 15:35 16:20 16:25 16:40 17:05 17:30 18:00 18:25 18:35 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 21:00 21:30 22:00 23:00 23:35 00:15 02:05 03:05 03:35 04:05 04:50 Breakfast Heir Hunters Homes under the Hammer To Buy or Not to Buy Car Booty Game show in which two teams compete for the best bargains before they go up for auction. Bargain Hunt BBC News and Weather Regional News and Weather Neighbours Doctors Murder, She Wrote BBC News and Weather Chucklevision Arthur Stupid SMart! Serious Andes Newsround Neighbours BBC News and Weather Regional News and Weather Celebrity MasterChef Super Vets EastEnders Another visit to the residents of Albert Square, for a regular dose of drama, excitement and tears. Panorama Investigative documentary that uncovers stories about Britain and the world. New Tricks BBC News Hollywood Greats Last Orders Incredible Animal Journeys It’s Not Easy Being Green Demolition Found Joins BBC News 24 BBC 2 07:00 Fimbles 07:20 The Story Makers 07:40 Balamory 08:00 Arthur 08:15 Chucklevision 08:30 Krypto the Superdog 08:45 The Story of Tracy Beaker 09:00 Springwatch Trackers 09:30 Take a Bow 09:35 Jakers: The Adventures of Piggley Winks 10:00 Boogie Beebies 10:15 Toddworld 10:30 CBeebies Springwatch 11:00 Teletubbies 11:30 Seasonal Snapshots 11:50 Seasonal Snapshots 12:10 BBC Primary History 12:30 Primary Geography 12:40 Primary Geography 12:50 Primary Geography 13:00 The Daily Politics 13:30 Working Lunch 14:00 Something Special 14:15 Something Special 14:30 Tennis from Queen’s 18:15 The Weakest Link 19:00 The People’s Quiz - Wildcard 19:30 Let Me Entertain You 20:00 York Minster 20:30 Johnny Kingdom: A Year On Exmoor 21:00 Springwatch 22:00 Peter and Dan Snow: 20th Century Battlefields 23:00 Have I Got Old News For You 23:30 Newsnight 00:20 The Apprentice 01:20 Springwatch Nightshift 03:00 Talk Italian 1-6 04:30 Italy Inside Out 1-5 ITV 1 CHANNEL 4 07:00 10:25 11:30 13:30 14:30 07:00 07:10 07:35 08:00 09:00 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 13:00 13:30 14:30 16:30 15:00 16:00 17:00 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 21:00 21:30 22:00 23:00 23:30 00:00 02:00 05:05 06:00 06:30 GMTV The Jeremy Kyle Show This Morning Loose Women ITV Lunchtime News and Weather Inspector Morse For The Rest of Your Life Agatha Christie’s Marple London Tonight ITV Evening News; Weather Emmerdale Coronation Street Tonight Coronation Street The Platts’ party is ruined when David’s latest stunt is revealed. Fiz is still unable to come clean to Kirk about her relationship with John. Jerry shows he has a soft spot for Eileen. Britain’s Got Talent 24 Hours With... ITV News; Weather Lethal Weapon 3 ITV Play Everything Must Go Special ITV Nightscreen ITV Morning News Lethal Weapon 3 00:00 - 02:00 Further action-packed adventures with the two mismatched Los Angeles cops. Murtaugh is only days away from retirement when he and Riggs, along with officer Lorna Cole, are assigned to track down a crooked ex-cop who is supplying huge consignments of guns to gangs. 17:15 18:00 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:55 21:00 22:00 23:00 00:05 01:05 01:40 04:00 05:00 05:15 05:30 05:45 06:00 06:15 06:30 06:45 The Treacle People The Hoobs The Hoobs Big Brother’s Little Brother Big Brother Frasier The Farm Revealed Day I Got The Sack Power to the People Gay to Z My Crazy Life News at Noon A Place In The Sun Only The Valiant Countdown Des O’Connor and Carol Vorderman host the show in which contestants race against the clock to pit their wits with vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest Dr Phil Hammond. Deal or No Deal The Paul O’Grady Show The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News 3 Minute Wonder Dispatches Big Brother Cutting Edge ER Sex and The City Big Brother Live Six Feet Under La Tienda de Luis La Tienda de Luis La Tienda de Luis Good Health Good Health Good Health Sarah and the Whammi Sarah and the Whammi FIVE 07:00 07:10 07:25 07:35 07:45 08:20 08:30 08:45 09:00 09:05 09:20 09:25 09:40 09:50 10:00 11:30 12:30 13:00 13:30 14:30 16:25 16:30 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:15 21:00 22:00 23:00 00:00 01:35 04:45 05:25 The Save-Ums! Fifi and The Flowertots Franny’s Feet Bird Bath Hi-5 Roary the Racing Car Rupert Bear Make Way for Noddy Say It with Noddy Fifi and The Flowertots Peppa Pig Thomas and Friends Miss Spider’s Sunny Patch Friends Sandy and Mr Flapper The Wright Stuff The Trisha Goddard Show five News Home and Away House The Left-Handed Gun five News Update Perry Mason: The Case of the Lady in the Lake five News Home and Away Payday five News Cricket on Five Fifth Gear Paul Merton in China Prison Break Acclaimed prison escape drama. Michael tries to get Lincoln out of Mahone’s clutches. Sara is surprised by the outcome of her trial. Sucre puts his life in danger as he searches for Maricruz, and things turn out very badly for T-Bag and Bellick. Blind Fury NHL Ice Hockey Race and Rally UK NASCAR Nextel Cup E4 07:00 Big Brother Live All the latest housemate action live and direct from the Big Brother house. 12:55 Big Brother’s Diary Room Uncut 13:55 Big Brother 14:55 Big Brother Live 17:25 Hollyoaks Noel tells Rhys that he is his father. Russ assures Mercedes that she’s the girl for him, but she’s crushed when Russ stays out all night. Convinced he’s with Dannii, she breaks down to John Paul that she’s lost him for ever. John Paul is devastated by Craig’s delusions. 17:55 Friends 18:25 Friends 18:55 Big Brother 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 Big Brother’s Little Brother Join Dermot O’Leary live from the Big Brother nerve centre with some very special guests in the ultimate fanzine show. With all the latest breaking news as it happens, exclusive behindthe-scenes access and insider interviews with the housemates’ relatives and friends, this show is an absolute must for all Big Brother fans. 21:00 Friends 21:30 Friends 22:00 Bring Back...The One Hit Wonders 23:00 Big Brother 00:05 Big Brother Live DOCUMENTARIES DISCOVERY 07:00 Time Team 08:00 Mythbusters Specials 09:00 How It’s Made 09:30 How It’s Made 10:00 Oil, Sweat and Rigs 11:00 How Do They Do It? 12:00 Born Survivor: Bear Grylls 13:00 Born Survivor: Bear Grylls 14:00 Born Survivor: Bear Grylls 15:00 Born Survivor: Bear Grylls 16:00 American Chopper 17:00 Deadliest Catch 18:00 Time Team 19:00 Mythbusters Specials 20:00 How It’s Made 20:30 How It’s Made 21:00 How Do They Do It? 21:30 Shocking Survival Videos 22:00 American Chopper 23:00 Born Survivor: Bear Grylls 00:00 Best Evidence: John Wayne’s Death 01:00 The F.B.I. 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Familiar faces, such as Liverpool’s Scott Carson and Aston Villa’s Gabriel Agbonlahor could line up. 20:30 Live European U21 Championship Football 23:00 Test Cricket: England V West Indies 3rd Test 01:00 European U21 Championship Football 03:00 Test Cricket: England V West Indies 3rd Test SKY SPORTS 2 07:00 07:30 08:00 08:30 09:00 12:00 12:30 14:30 17:00 17:30 18:00 18:30 19:30 20:30 22:30 00:30 01:30 02:30 04:30 Aerobics Oz Style Ocean Aerobics Oz Style Ocean Darts: UK Open Darts 2007 Ocean European U21 Championship Football The European U21 Championships kick off with the hosts and holders Holland against Israel at Heerenveen’s Abe Lenstra Stadium and Portugal take on Belgium at the Euroborg Stadium in Groningen. Live America’s Cup Sailin Ocea Wild Spirits Moto+ Bass Fishing Golf: Pro-Club Challenge Speedwa America’s Cup Sailing: Louis Vuitton Cup - Fina U.S Superbikes U.S Superbikes Speedway America’s Cup Sailing: Louis Vuitton Cup - Final SKY SPORTS 3 09:00 America’s Cup Sailing: Louis Vuitton Cup - Final 10:00 Golf Night 12:00 Aerobics Oz Style 12:30 Racing News 13:00 Darts: UK Open Darts 2007 16:00 Spanish Football A match from La Liga in the closing stages of the season. Can Barcelona hold on to their title in the face from fierce competition from rivals Real Madrid. 18:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Raw 20:00 Ocean 20:30 Wild Spirits 21:00 Test Cricket: England V West Indies 3rd Test 23:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Bottom Line 00:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Afterburn 01:00 ECW Wrestling 02:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat 03:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Raw EUROSPORT 08:30 Motorsports 09:00 Motorcycling 10:00 Volleyball: World League In Lyon, France 11:00 Tennis: French Open In Paris 13:30 Tennis: ATP Tournament In London, United Kingdom First step to Wimbledon since the very first competition in 1979, the Stella Artois Championship continues to serve up the very best of men’s grass tennis time and time again. Once again this year, from 11 to 17 June 2007, players will have the privilege of playing on the carpet-like lawns of the Queen’s Club in London, whilst Eurosport brings live coverage of one of the first grass court events of the season. 15:15 Cycling: CritÈrium Du DauphinÈ LibÈrÈ, France 16:30 Tennis: ATP Tournament In London, United Kingdom 20:00 Football: Sonny Anderson Jubilee In Lyon, France 22:00 Fight Sport: Fight Club 00:00 All Sports: Watts 00:30 All Sports: Eurosport Buzz 01:00 Motorsports ESPN classic 08:00 Duels: France V Germany, Cycling 09:00 World’s Strongest Man 09:30 World’s Strongest Man 10:00 Wimbledon Record Breakers A revealing account of some of the most important records to have been achieved at Wimbledon, which includes footage of some of the game’s greats. 11:00 Moto GP 2003: Mugello, Italy 12:00 Mike Tyson In the first of three programmes about ‘Iron’ Mike, ESPN’s top experts Brian Kenny and Bert Sugar discuss - and show - what made Tyson so special. 13:30 Sid Waddell’s Wrestling Show 14:00 Euro 96: England V Spain 15:00 Wimbledon Record Breakers 16:00 CWC ‘92: Pakistan V West Indies 17:00 All Blacks V England 2nd Test 18:00 Sporting Greats: John Barnes 18:30 Sporting Greats: Ian Rush Ian Rush’s name will forever be embedded into the folklore of the Kop. The goalscoring ace broke all records and became the top striker in the ‘80s. 19:00 Moto GP 2003: Catalunya, Spain 20:00 Wimbledon’s Greatest Years 21:00 Cricket: England V W Indies 21:30 Cricket: England V W Indies 22:00 Rugby World Cup: Top Tens 22:30 Rugby: England V Australia 23:00 Blackburn V Nottm Forest, 95/96 Back in 1995, a Forest side containing Stuart Pearce were unbeaten in 25 matches going into this game at Ewood Park. Guess what happened next! 23:30 Sheff Wed V Coventry, 95/96 00:00 Muhammad Ali - More Than Just A Boxer? Part 5. Continuing the series featuring the life and achievements of legendary heavyweight boxing champion Muhammad Ali, ‘The Greatest’. 01:30 Sid Waddell’s Wrestling Show 02:00 Moto GP 2003: Catalunya, Spain 03:00 Wimbledon’s Greatest Years 04:00 Muhammad Ali - More Than Just A Boxer 05:30 Sid Waddell’s Wrestling Show 06:00 Duels: Ethiopia V Kenya, Running TELEVISION June 8 - June 14 2007 31 Monday 11th June 2007 FILMS SKY MOVIES sci-fi & horror 11:00 13:00 14:45 16:50 18:30 20:00 21:30 22:00 23:45 01:50 Cry_Wolf Silent Running Serenity Cry_Wolf The Lost Empire Silent Running Sci-Fi and Horror Close Up Pet Sematary Serenity Bad Karma SKY MOVIES premier 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 13:00 15:00 17:00 18:45 20:30 21:00 22:30 00:30 02:30 Premiere Close Up Family Close Up Modern Greats Close Up Comedy Close Up What’s Bugging Seth? Sixty Six Grendel Bring It on: All Or Nothing Premiere Close Up Scary Movie 4 Aeon Flux Fearless The Top 10 Show SKY MOVIES modern greats 07:20 Shadowlands 09:45 Dangerous Minds 11:45 13:45 15:45 18:00 20:00 22:00 23:50 01:35 03:10 04:45 06:30 The Beguiled Shirley Valentine Shadowlands Dangerous Minds Shirley Valentine The Beguiled The Crow Mannequin Coffy Across 110th Street Mannequin SKY MOVIES indie 11:00 13:05 15:00 17:00 19:00 20:00 22:00 23:35 01:20 02:55 Don’t Move Factotum Transamerica Rice Rhapsody China’s Hollywood Tsotsi Factotum Transamerica Boxcar Bertha Don’t Move SKY MOVIES family 07:00 08:40 10:05 11:55 13:40 15:30 Escape from Wildcat Canyon Family Secrets Dreamer Lassie Racing Stripes Houseguest Without a Paddle Sky Movies Comedy 12.45 - 14.25 & 21.00 - 23.00 When childhood buddies Dan, a successful but neurotic doctor; Jerry, a business high-flier on the edge of burnout; and Tom,a Harleyriding wild child; reunite in Oregon at their friend Billy’s funeral, their reunion kicks off more than a little nostalgia. While reminiscing in their childhood tree house, the trio discovers that Billy had been pursuing their boyhood dreams of finding legendary bank robber DB Cooper’s $200,000 stash. Now with the map Billy left behind and a cereal box compass, Dan, Jerry and Tom decide to fulfill their friend’s dream and go on canoe trip to find Cooper’s cash. 17:25 19:15 21:00 23:00 00:50 Dreamer Lassie Racing Stripes Houseguest Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister 02:25 Escape from Wildcat Canyon 04:05 Frog and Wombat 05:40 Care Bears: Journey to Joke-a-Lot SKY MOVIES drama 07:05 09:05 10:55 12:45 14:35 17:05 18:55 19:10 21:00 23:30 01:20 03:45 By Dawn’s Early Light Long Road Home Hockey Mom Can’t be Heaven Memoirs of a Geisha Long Road Home The Top 10 Show Hockey Mom Memoirs of a Geisha Passion of Mind The New World Keys to Tulsa SKY MOVIES comedy 07:50 09:30 11:00 12:45 14:25 16:00 17:30 19:15 21:00 23:00 00:35 02:25 03:55 05:30 Captain Ron Mastermind Bewitched Without a Paddle American Pie Presents Band Camp Mastermind Down and Out in Beverly Hills Bewitched Without a Paddle American Pie Presents Band Camp Down and Out in Beverly Hills Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo I’m Gonna Git You, Suck Captain Ron SKY MOVIES classics 07:00 09:00 11:00 13:00 My Darling Clementine Look Back In Anger Blackbeard’s Ghost Classics Close Up 13:30 15:30 17:30 19:30 20:00 22:00 23:40 01:15 Move Over, Darling Barbarella Blackbeard’s Ghost Classics Close Up Move Over, Darling Barbarella Dr. Phibes Rises Again The Loneliness of The Long Distance Runner 03:10 My Darling Clementine 05:00 Look Back In Anger SKY MOVIES action/thriller 07:45 09:30 11:30 13:15 15:15 17:15 19:15 21:00 23:00 00:50 02:50 04:50 06:40 Angel Flight Down Hostage Big Trouble in Little China Derailed Hostage Escape From L.A. Big Trouble in Little China Derailed Renegades Escape From L.A. The Passion of Darkly Noon Angel Flight Down Action and Thriller Close Up SKY MOVIES HD 1 12:00 George and The Dragon 13:45 Lost in Space 16:00 Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion 17:50 The Fisher King 20:10 George and The Dragon 22:00 Lost in Space 00:25 Comedy Close Up 00:55 The Fisher King 03:30 Premiere Close Up SKY MOVIES HD 2 13:00 15:25 17:10 18:45 21:00 23:00 00:35 02:30 03:00 The Merchant of Venice Flightplan Homeland Security The Merchant of Venice Flightplan Locusts: The 8th Plague Shall We Dance? The Top 10 Show Homeland Security Flightplan Sky Movies HD2 15.25 - 17.10 & 21.00 - 23.00 Kyle Pratt is a frantic but fiercely intelligent mother whose deepest protective instincts will be triggered by a haunting in-flight nightmare: in the middle of the trans-Atlantic trip, her young daughter turns up missing without a trace. Or does she? Kyle arrives on the flight still reeling from the recent loss of her husband, a woman who has gone mad with grief or a formidably determined mother whose child is in grave danger that threatens the entire plane? Adding to the growing mystery is the fact that the name of Kyle’s daughter doesn’t even appear on the flight manifest. Furthermore, neither of the flight attendants can remember seeing the child on the plane. FILM 4 14:00 15:45 17:50 19:45 22:00 00:40 02:40 Sailor Beware! Dragonwyck The Man From Colorado Le Divorce The Talented Mr. Ripley Go Under the Sand TCM 07:50 08:10 09:55 12:00 14:00 16:00 18:15 19:50 22:00 00:30 02:45 Teleshopping The Doctor’s Dilemma Where the Spies Are Dark Passage San Antonio Absence of Malice Viva Las Vegas Period of Adjustment All The President’s Men Blow-Up Mutiny on the Bounty DISNEY cinemagic 07:00 07:25 07:45 08:10 08:35 09:00 09:50 The Little Mermaid Aladdin House of Mouse Emperor’s New School Recess Lilo and Stitch House of Mouse 10:15 10:40 11:05 11:30 11:55 12:20 12:45 13:10 13:35 14:00 14:25 14:50 15:15 15:40 16:00 16:20 16:45 17:10 17:35 18:00 19:15 19:40 20:00 21:15 21:40 22:05 22:25 22:50 23:15 23:45 00:10 00:35 Tarzan Tarzan Goof Troop Hercules Aladdin 101 Dalmatians Buzz Lightyear of Star Command The Little Mermaid Quack Pack House of Mouse Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Aladdin Hercules House of Mouse Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Emperor’s New School Recess The Emperor’s New Groove Recess Lilo and Stitch The Black Cauldron House of Mouse Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Emperor’s New School Recess Quack Pack Lilo and Stitch Recess House of Mouse GENERAL INTEREST BBC 3 20:00 The Scam Squad 20:30 Freaky Eaters 21:30 The Real Hustle 22:00 Little Britain 22:30 Tittybangbang 23:00 EastEnders 23:30 Touch Me, I’m Karen Taylor 00:00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 01:00 Tittybangbang 01:25Touch Me, I’m Karen Taylor 02:25 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 03:25 The Real Hustle 03.55 Bust My Ass BBC 4 20:00 World News Today 20:30 BBC Singer of the World 22:00 Bill Oddie’s Top 10 Birds 23:00 The Life of Birds 23:50 The Edwardian Larder 00:50 The Diary of a Nobody 01:20 Bill Oddie’s Top 10 Birds 02:20 The Edwardian Larder 03:20 The Diary of a Nobody 03:50 BBC Singer of the World BBC prime 07:00 Boogie Beebies 07:15 Tweenies 07:35 Balamory 07:55 Big Cook Little Cook 08:15 The Roly Mo Show 08:30 Yoho Ahoy 08:35 Teletubbies 09:00 Passport to The Sun 09:30 Spa of Embarrassing Illnesses 10:20 Marion and Geoff 10:30 Trading Up 11:00 Masterchef Goes Large 11:30 The Private Life of Plants 12:30 2 Point 4 Children 13:00 My Hero 13:30 My Family 14:00 Ballykissangel 15:00 Cutting It 16:00 Passport to The Sun 16:30 Cash in the Attic 17:30 Bargain Hunt 18:00 My Hero 18:30 My Family 19:00 Design Rules 19:30 The Life Laundry 20:00 Cutting It 21:00 Last Rights 21:45 The Fear 22:00 Swiss Toni 22:30 3 NonBlondes 23:00 Cutting It 00:00 2 Point 4 Children 00:30 Last Rights 01:15 The Fear 01:30 My Hero 02:00 My Family 02:30 EastEnders 03:00 Cutting It 04:00 Ballykissangel 05:00 Trading Up 05:30 Balamory 05:50 Tweenies BBC world 08:00 BBC News 08:30 World Business Report 08:45 Sport Today 09:00 BBC News 09:30 Our World 10:00 BBC News 10:30 HARDtalk 11:00 BBC News 11:30 Kill or Cure? 12:00 BBC News 12:30 World Business Report 12:45 Sport Today 13:00 World News Today 14:00 BBC News 14:30 World Business Report 14:45 Sport Today 15:00 BBC News 15:30 Asia Today 15:45 Sport Today 16:00 BBC News 16:30 HARDtalk 17:00 BBC News 17:30 Click 18:00 BBC News 18:30 Asia Today 19:00 BBC News 19:30 World Business Report 19:45 Sport Today 20:00 World News Today 21:00 BBC News 21:30 Fast Track 22:00 BBC News 22:30 HARDtalk 23:00 BBC News 23:15 Sport Today 23:30 World Business Report 00:00 BBC News 00:30 Asia Today 00:45 World Business Report 01:00 BBC News 01:30 HARDtalk 02:00 BBC News 02:30 World Business Report 03:00 BBC News 03:30 Click 04:00 BBC News BRAVO 09:00 Street Crime UK 4 10:00 Gamer’s Guide to... 10:30 Gamer TV 11:00 Knight Rider 12:00 Walker, Texas Ranger 13:00 Street Crime UK 4 14:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 15:00 Street Crime UK 4 16:00 Cops 16:30 In Your Face 17:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 18:00 Gamer’s Guide to... 18:30 Gamer TV 19:00 Knight Rider 20:00 Walker, Texas Ranger 21:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 22:00 Whacked Out Sports 23:00 The Real Football Factories International 00:00 Brits Behind Bars: America’s Toughest Jail 00:30 New Sin Cities 01:00 Squidbillies 01:15 Aqua Teen Hunger Force 01:30 Modern Toss 02:00 Afro Samurai 02:30 Sealab 2021 02:45 Aqua Teen Hunger Force 03:00 The PJs 04:00 The Real Football Factories International DISNEY 07:00 Lilo and Stitch 07:25 Kim Possible 07:50 American Dragon: Jake Long 08:10 Recess 08:35 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 09:00 That’s So Raven 09:25 Hannah Montana 09:50 Kim Possible 10:15 House of Mouse 10:30 Little Einsteins 10:55 Higglytown Heroes 11:05 Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 11:30 Lilo and Stitch 11:55 Fillmore 12:20 American Dragon: Jake Long 12:45 Recess 12:55 Recess 13:20 Kim Possible 13:45 The Proud Family 14:10 Smart Guy 14:30 Teen Angel 14:55 Phil of the Future 15:20 Lizzie McGuire 15:45 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 16:10 That’s So Raven 16:35 Recess 16:55 Recess 17:05 Kim Possible 17:30 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 18:00 Cory in The House 18:25 Hannah Montana 18:50 That’s So Raven 19:20 That’s So Raven 19:45 Lizzie McGuire 20:10 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 20:35 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 21:00 Recess 21:25 Kim Possible 21:45 American Dragon: Jake Long 22:10 Tarzan 22:35 Fillmore 23:00 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 23:20 Lizzie McGuire 23:45 That’s So Raven 00:10 The Proud Family 00:35 Kim Possible ITV2 07:00 GMTV2 10:25 Coronation Street 10:55 Emmerdale 11:25 Oprah Winfrey 12:10 Judge Judy 13:30 Coronation Street 14:00 Emmerdale 14:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:40 The Ricki Lake Show 17:25 Sally Jessy Raphael 18:15 Airline USA 18:45 Judge Judy 20:00 Planet’s Funniest Animals 20:30 Grease Is the Word 22:00 Entourage 23:00 Entourage 23:30 Britain’s Got More Talent 00:30 Coronation Street 01:30 Calum, Fran and Dangerous Danan 02:30 ITV Play ITV3 07:00 Never the Twain 07:25 Home to Roost 07:50 HeartBeat 08:50 Poirot 09:55 Ironside 10:55 Quincy, M.E. 11:55 Quantum Leap 12:55 Cagney and Lacey 13:55 Robin of Sherwood 15:00 Never the Twain 15:35 Home to Roost 16:05 Poirot 17:10 Cagney and Lacey 18:10 Quincy, M.E. 19:10 Home to Roost 19:45 Film File 19:55 Lovejoy 21:00 The Bill 22:00 Rebus 00:05 Bad Girls 01:10 Lovejoy 02:15 Poirot 03:15 Rebus ITV4 19:00 F1: Grand Prix Highlights 20:00 100 Greatest TT Moments 21:00 Andromeda 22:00 The Professionals 23:00 The Missouri Breaks 01:30 The Night of The Generals 04:20 The Larry Sanders Show 04:50 Entertainment Xtra LIVING 07:00 Home Shopping 08:00 Divorce Court 09:00 Maury 09:55 The Fix 10:00 Extreme Makeover UK 11:00 Cheaters 12:00 The Jerry Springer Show 13:30 Maury 14:25 The Fix 14:30 Will and Grace 15:30 I Dream of Jeannie 16:00 The X Files 17:00 Charmed 19:00 The Bachelor USA 20:00 The X Files 21:00 The Bad Girls Club 21:30 Tori and Dean: Inn Love 22:00 Abbey and Janice 23:00 CSI 01:00 The Jerry Springer Show 02:00 Abbey and Janice 03:00 Charmed 04:00 Threat Matrix 04:50 Showbiz Moms and Dads 05:40 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry PARAMOUNT comedy 07:00 QVC 10:00 Courting Alex 11:00 Two and a Half Men 12:00 King of Queens 13:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 14:00 Courting Alex 15:00 Becker 16:00 Two and a Half Men 17:00 King of Queens 18:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 19:00 Frasier 20:00 Becker 21:00 That ‘70s Show 22:00 Two and a Half Men 22:30 Rules of Engagement 23:05 The Odd Couple II 00:50 Comedy Store 01:20 Al Murray: Edinburgh and Beyond Live 02:20 Badly Dubbed Porn 02:50 Sexy Cam 04:00 South Park 05:00 Ally McBeal 06:00 Sir Leslie Quint A Life In Film SCI FI 07:00 Farscape 08:00 She Spies 09:00 Teleshopping 12:00 Sliders 13:00 Farscape 14:00 Star Trek 15:00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World 16:00 Lightning: Fire from the Sky 18:00 Dark Angel 19:00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World 20:00 Roswell 21:00 Dark Angel 22:00 Medium 23:00 Heroes 00:00 Who Wants to be a Superhero? 01:00 Snakehead Terror 02:50 Stephen King’s Nightmares and Dreamscapes 03:55 ReGenesis 05:00 Profiler 06:00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World SKY one 07:00 Sunrise With Eamonn Holmes 10:00 Paul Mckenna: I Can Change Your Life 11:00 Stargate SG-1 13:00 Jake 2.0 14:00 Cold Case 15:00 24 16:00 Las Vegas 17:00 Stargate SG1 19:00 Malcolm in the Middle 20:00 The Simpsons 22:00 Rocky II 00:10 So You Think You’re Royal? 01:10 Nip/ Tuck 02:10 Star Trek: Voyager 03:05 Mile High 04:00 The Villa 04:55 Scare Tactics 05:20 Guilty! UKTV gold 07:00 Neighbours 07:30 EastEnders 08:05 Yes, Minister 08:45 Last of the Summer Wine 09:25 EastEnders 10:00 The Bill 11:00 Casualty 12:00 Dallas 13:00 Charlie’s Angels 14:00 My Family 14:40 Keeping Up Appearances 15:20 Dinnerladies 16:00 Dalziel and Pascoe 18:00 Dallas 19:00 Charlie’s Angels 20:00 Keeping Up Appearances 21:20 The Vicar of Dibley 22:00 The Worst Week of My Life 22:40 Only Fools and Horses 23:45 Black-Adder The Third 00:25 The Thin Blue Line 01:05 Only Fools and Horses 02:10 The Worst Week of My Life 02:50 Room 101 03:50 The Bill 04:40 Casualty 05:30 Close Up 05:40 Merseybeat 06:35 Neighbours UKTV people 10:00 Missing 11:00 Animal Park 12:00 Airport 13:00 Missing 14:00 Animal Park 14:30 Animal Park 15:00 Airport 16:00 Missing 17:00 Animal Park 18:00 Airport 19:00 Missing 20:00 Animal Park 20:30 Animal Park 21:00 Airport 21:30 Airport 22:00 Faking It 23:00 Traffic Cops 00:00 LA Forensics 00:30 Leave No Trace 01:00 Forensic Files 02:00 Faking It 03:00 Traffic Cops UKTV style 08:00 Homes under the Hammer 09:00 Car Booty 09:30 Car Booty 10:00 DIY SOS 10:30 DIY SOS 11:00 House of Tiny Tearaways 12:00 The Clothes Show 13:00 Escape to the Country 14:00 Cash in the Attic 15:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 16:00 House Doctor: Inside and Out 17:00 Houses Behaving Badly 18:00 Flog It! 19:00 Homes under the Hammer 20:00 Escape to the Country 21:00 Fantasy Homes By The Sea 22:00 DIY SOS 22:30 DIY SOS 23:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 00:00 Hell to Hotel - Extra Strong 01:00 DIY SOS 01:30 DIY SOS 02:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 03:00 Speed Up, Slow Down 03:30 Speed Up, Slow Down UKTV bright ideas 07:00 Design ER 07:30 Our Home 08:00 Tuscany to Go 08:30 A House in Florida 09:00 Antiques Roadshow 10:00 The Nation’s Favourite Blooms 10:30 Gardening Angels 11:00 Ready, Steady, Cook 11:30 Giorgio Locatelli Pure Italian 12:00 Great Food Live 13:00 Food Uncut 13:30 The Nation’s Favourite Blooms 14:00 Antiques Roadshow 15:00 Design ER 15:30 Our Home 16:00 Tuscany to Go 16:30 A House in Florida 17:00 Ready, Steady, Cook 17:30 Giorgio Locatelli Pure Italian 18:00 Antiques Roadshow UKTV drama 07:00 Born and Bred 08:00 All Creatures Great and Small 09:00 Hetty Wainthropp Investigates 10:00 Hart to Hart 11:00 Bergerac 12:00 Keeping Up Appearances 12:40 Last of the Summer Wine 13:20 Last of the Summer Wine 14:00 Hetty Wainthropp Investigates 15:00 Bergerac 16:00 Hart to Hart 17:00 Bergerac 18:00 Keeping Up Appearances 18:40 Last of the Summer Wine 19:20 Last of the Summer Wine 20:00 The Dick Emery Show 20:10 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries 22:00 Dalziel and Pascoe 00:00 Dangerfield 01:00 Dalziel and Pascoe 03:00 Born and Bred 03:50 Juliet Bravo 04:40 Dangerfield 05:30 Juliet Bravo 06:20 The Liver Birds 06:50 The Dick Emery Show 32 TELEVISION June 8 - June 14 2007 Tuesday 12th June 2007 BBC 1 BBC 2 ITV 1 CHANNEL 4 FIVE E4 07:00 Breakfast The latest news stories and events. Featuring regional news and whether forecasts as well as regular sports and business bulletins. 10:15 Heir Hunters 11:00 Homes under the Hammer 12:00 To Buy or Not to Buy 12:30 Car Booty 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News and Weather 14:30 Regional News and Weather 14:40 Neighbours 15:05 Doctors 15:35 Murder, She Wrote 16:20 BBC News and Weather 16:25 Chucklevision 16:40 Arthur 17:00 Stupid 17:30 Roman Mysteries 18:00 Blue Peter Long running Children’s magazine programme with information, topical items and performance. 18:35 Neighbours 19:00 BBC News and Weather 19:30 Regional News Programmes 20:00 Celebrity MasterChef 20:30 EastEnders Another visit to the residents of Albert Square, for a regular dose of drama, excitement and tears. 21:00 Holby Blue 22:00 Lenny’s Britain 23:00 BBC News 00:15 A Walk On The Moon 02:00 See Hear 02:30 Jeremy Clarkson: Greatest Raid of All Time 03:30 Power to the People 04:30 Found 05:00 Joins BBC News 24 07:00 07:20 07:40 08:00 08:15 08:30 09:00 09:15 10:00 10:15 10:30 11:00 11:30 11:50 12:10 13:00 13:30 14:00 14:15 14:30 18:15 07:00 GMTV 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show Admit You’re a Liar, You’ve Never Slept with My Boyfriend!. 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV Lunchtime News and Weather 15:00 Inspector Morse 16:00 For The Rest of Your Life 17:00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 19:00 London Tonight 19:30 ITV Evening News; Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 21:00 Trinny and Susannah Undress 22:00 Britain’s Got Talent 23:00 Frank Skinner’s Tough Gig 23:30 ITV News; Weather 00:00 Cops With Cameras 01:00 ITV Play 05:10 Watching the Detectives 05:30 Watching the Detectives 06:00 ITV Nightscreen 06:30 ITV Morning News 07:00 07:10 07:35 08:00 08:30 09:00 10:00 10:30 07:00 07:10 07:25 07:35 07:45 08:20 08:30 08:45 09:00 09:05 09:20 09:25 09:40 07:00 Big Brother Live 13:25 Big Brother’s Little Brother Another chance to join Dermot O’Leary from the Big Brother nerve centre with some very special guests in the ultimate fanzine show. With all the latest breaking news as it happens, exclusive behind-thescenes access and insider interviews with the housemates’ relatives and friends, this show is an absolute must for all Big Brother fans. 13:55 Big Brother 14:55 Big Brother Live 17:25 Hollyoaks 17:55 Friends 18:25 Friends 18:55 Big Brother 20:00 Hollyoaks The Ashworths face up to Noel’s revelation. When Noel refuses to spill the beans, Neville forces Suzanne to reveal all about their sordid past. Rhys brands Neville sad and pathetic and admits he’s glad he isn’t his father. Meanwhile, angry that Craig is flaunting his relationship with Sarah in front of him, John Paul gives Craig an ultimatum: keep out of his life or he’ll tell Sarah everything. 20:30 Big Brother’s Little Brother 21:00 Friends 21:30 Friends 22:00 What About Brian 23:00 Wife Swap 00:00 Big Brother’s Big Mouth 00:35 Big Brother Live 19:00 19:30 20:00 21:00 22:00 23:00 23:30 00:20 01:20 03:00 04:00 Fimbles The Story Makers Balamory Arthur Chucklevision Springwatch Trackers The Story of Tracy Beaker To Be Announced Boogie Beebies Toddworld Springwatch Teletubbies Primary History Primary Geography Churchill’s Bodyguard The Daily Politics Working Lunch Pod’s Mission Pod’s Mission Tennis from Queen’s The Weakest Link Anne Robinson hosts the quick-fire general knowledge quiz in which contestants must decide at the end of each round which of their number should be eliminated. The People’s Quiz - Wildcard Let Me Entertain You The Apprentice Springwatch with Bill Oddie Andrew Marr’s History of Modern Britain QI Newsnight Gilbert White: The Nature Man Springwatch Nightshift Religious Education Religious Education Britain’s Got Talent 22.00 - 23.00 The Britain’s Got Talent auditions continue in Manchester and London. Judges Simon Cowell, Piers Morgan and Amanda Holden see more of the thousands of acts hoping to win the 100,000 pound prize and a slot at this year’s Royal Variety Performance. Presenters Ant and Dec are on hand to support the acts before and after they face the judges. 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 13:00 13:30 13:50 14:50 16:30 17:15 18:00 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:55 21:00 22:00 23:00 00:05 00:35 01:10 02:15 03:30 04:30 05:00 06:15 06:45 The Treacle People The Hoobs The Hoobs Just Shoot Me Big Brother’s Little Brother Big Brother Frasier The Farm Revealed Over recent years GM, cloning and tissue engineering have been advancing rapidly and are poised to change how we live forever. 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The Trisha Goddard Show five News Home and Away House To Be Announced When Billie Beat Bobby five News Update The Maldonado Miracle five News Home and Away Payday five News Gavin Stamp’s Orient Express Macintyre: Edge Of Existence CSI: Crime Scene Investigation CSI: Miami Law and Order: Criminal Intent Urban Legends Indycar Series ITU Triathlon DOCUMENTARIES DISCOVERY 07:00 Time Team 08:00 Mythbusters Specials 09:00 How It’s Made 10:00 Oil, Sweat and Rigs 11:00 How Do They Do It? 12:00 Mythbusters 13:00 Big Machines 14:00 The F.B.I. Files 15:00 Forensic Detectives 16:00 American Chopper 17:00 Deadliest Catch 18:00 Time Team 19:00 Mythbusters Specials 20:00 How It’s Made 21:00 How Do They Do It? 21:30 Shocking Survival Videos 22:00 Deadliest Catch 23:00 World’s Toughest Tribes 00:00 Most Deadly 01:00 The F.B.I. 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Both teams are speeding away at the top of the table alongside Coventry and Reading. 13:00 European U21 Championship Football 15:00 Speedway 17:00 European U21 Championship Football 19:00 Foot Brazil 19:30 Revista de la Liga Spanish football at its best: Mark Bolton presents all the action and goals from the weekend’s La Liga fixtures. 20:30 Speedway 22:30 Golf Special 23:00 Revista de la Liga 00:00 Foot Brazil 00:30 European Seniors Tour Golf: European Seniors Tour - Aib Irish Seniors Open 01:30 Revista de la Liga 02:30 Foot Brazil SKY SPORTS 2 07:00 Aerobics Oz Style Join Australia’s fit and healthy instructors as they put even the most devout armchair gymnasts through their paces with this half-hour workout. 07:30 Ocean 08:00 Aerobics Oz Style 08:30 Ocean 09:00 Test Cricket: England V West Indies 3rd Test 11:00 Golf: Pro-Club Challenge 12:00 World Motor Sport An essential guide to who is racing where, when and how, taking followers of motor sport to the heart of the race world. 14:30 Golf: Pro-Club Challenge 15:30 World Motor Sport 18:00 Golf: Pro-Club Challenge 19:00 European Seniors Tour Golf: European Seniors Tour Aib Irish Seniors Open 20:00 Golf Special 20:30 Greyhound Racing 23:00 Poker 00:30 To Be Announced 01:30 Ladies European Tour Golf: K.L.M Ladies Open 02:30 Speedway SKY SPORTS 3 09:00 America’s Cup Sailing: Louis Vuitton Cup - Final 11:00 Carpfest 2006 12:00 Aerobics Oz Style 12:30 Racing News 13:00 Bass Fishing The in-depth guide to bass fishing visits Beaver Lake in Arkansas for the Wal Mart Open. 14:00 To Be Announced 15:00 Ocean 15:30 Wild Spirits 16:00 Carpfest 2006 17:00 Bass Fishing 18:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Smackdown Michael Cole and JBL present all the rough and tumble from another hard-hitting edition of Smackdown, featuring the likes of Batista, Rey Mysterio and the Undertaker. 20:00 Sailing: Velux 5 Oceans 21:00 Ladies European Tour Golf: K.L.M Ladies Open 22:00 Bass Fishing 23:00 Sports Unlimited 00:00 Sailing: Velux 5 Oceans 01:00 Great and British Dunlop Motorsport 02:30 Sailing: Velux 5 Oceans EUROSPORT 08:30 All Sports: Eurosport Buzz 09:00 Champ Car 10:00 Football: Inside Euro 2008 Inside EURO 2008 features all the latest news from the EURO 2008 Qualifying Round including pictures from the press conferences and from the trainings. 10:30 Football 12:00 Volleyball: World League In Chengdu, China 13:30 Tennis: ATP Tournament In London, United Kingdom 15:15 Cycling: CritÈrium Du DauphinÈ LibÈrÈ, France 16:30 Tennis: ATP Tournament In London, United Kingdom 20:30 Boxing: Wba World Title In Stuttgart, Germany 21:00 Boxing: International Contest In Maribor, Slovenia 23:00 Speedway The shale allows the riders to slide their machines sideways into the bends using the rear wheel to generate speed while still providing the drive to power the bike forward and around the bend. Speedway is truly spectacular. 00:00 Football ESPN classic 07:00 World’s Strongest Man 08:00 The Spirit of Yachting 2006 Series 08:30 Duels: Ethiopia V Kenya, Running 09:30 Wimbledon’s Greatest Years 1994 - Panache against power in the men’s final, with Sampras v Ivanisevic, and youth versus experience in the women’s, with Martinez against Navratilova. 10:30 Moto GP 2003: Catalunya, Spain 11:30 The Spirit of Yachting 2006 Series 12:00 Mike Tyson 13:30 Sid Waddell’s Wrestling Show 14:00 Blackburn V Nottm Forest, 95/96 14:30 Sheff Wed V Coventry, 95/96 15:00 Wimbledon’s Greatest Years 16:00 Cricket: England V W Indies 16:30 Cricket: England V W Indies 17:00 Rugby World Cup: Top Tens 17:30 Rugby: England V Australia 18:00 Blackburn V Nottm Forest, 95/96 18:30 Moto GP 2003: Assen, Netherlands 19:30 The Spirit of Yachting 2006 Series 20:00 Wimbledon’s Greatest Years 21:00 Cricket: England V W Indies 1976 - Even in the ‘70s, when the West Indies’ batting line-up clicked into gear score-keepers needed calculators, as this first day of the fifth Test shows. 21:30 Cricket: England V W Indies 22:00 Rugby: England V Australia 23:00 Newcastle V Man Utd, 95/96 23:30 Liverpool V Newcastle, 95/96 The Premiership’s greatest-ever game? It was voted ‘Match of the Decade’, featured seven goals and a whole host of unforgettable memories. 00:00 Muhammad Ali - More Than Just A Boxer? Part 6. The series of features on the life of Muhammad Ali - hosted by renowned boxing writer Bert Randolph Sugar - reaches its close. 01:30 Sid Waddell’s Wrestling Show 02:00 Moto GP 2003: Assen, Netherlands 03:00 Wimbledon’s Greatest Years 04:00 Muhammad Ali - More Than Just A Boxer? 05:30 Sid Waddell’s Wrestling Show 06:00 Duels: Eddy Merckx V Luis Ocana TELEVISION June 8 - June 14 2007 33 Tuesday 12th June 2007 FILMS SKY MOVIES sci fi & horror 11:00 13:00 14:35 16:25 18:15 20:15 22:00 23:45 01:45 03:20 Target Earth Phase IV Piranha The Cave The Ring Two Phase IV The Cave The Ring Two Piranha The Hills Have Eyes SKY MOVIES premier 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 13:00 15:00 17:00 18:45 20:30 21:00 22:30 00:30 Indie Close Up Comedy Close Up Drama Close Up Premiere Close Up What’s Bugging Seth? 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Julie Newmar 12:30 The Wedding Singer 14:10 The Pirates of Penzance 16:05 Black Sheep 17:35 To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 19:25 Teen Wolf 21:00 The Wedding Singer 23:00 The Man 00:30 Black Sheep 02:00 Crazy People 03:35 Drop Dead Fred 05:20 Teen Wolf Investor, astronaut and scientist Dr. Reed Richards’ lifelong dream is close to being realised. He is spearheading a trip to outer space, to the center of a cosmic storm. There he hopes to unlock the secrets of the human genetic codes for the benefit of all humanity. Extensive government grant cutbacks nearly dashed the visionary’s hopes of the historic flight, until Reed accepted a financing deal with his old college rival, Victor Von Doon, now a billionaire industrialist. SKY MOVIES classics 07:00 08:45 09:05 12:20 14:25 16:30 18:15 18:45 22:00 00:05 02:30 04:35 Sixty Six D.O.A. The Top 10 Show The Greatest Story Ever Told North to Alaska Gunfight At The O.K. Corral D.O.A. Classics Close Up The Greatest Story Ever Told Gunfight At The O.K. Corral Irma La Douce North to Alaska Sunday, Bloody Sunday SKY MOVIES action/thriller 07:10 09:10 11:10 13:00 15:10 17:00 18:50 20:30 21:00 23:00 01:00 02:30 04:40 Terminal Error Before and After Diplomatic Siege Mr. & Mrs. Smith Volcano Before and After Diplomatic Siege Action and Thriller Close Up Mr. & Mrs. Smith Volcano Sexual Appetite Domino Rites of Passage SKY MOVIES HD 1 12:00 Herbie: Fully Loaded 14:00 Guess Who 16:00 The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D 17:40 Premiere Close Up 18:10 The Longest Yard 20:10 Herbie: Fully Loaded 22:00 Guess Who 23:50 The Longest Yard 01:55 Birdy SKY MOVIES HD 2 13:00 15:15 16:15 18:35 21:00 23:00 01:10 03:00 Silverado China: The Panda Adventure Inside Man Silverado xXx2: The Next Level Inside Man The Beat My Heart Skipped I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead Sky Movies Premier 15.00 - 17.00 It is the summer of ‘66, and England is about to be consumed by World Cup Fever. For 12 year-old Bernie though, the biggest day of his life is looming: his Bar Mitzvah, and the day he becomes a man. However, Bernie’s family are increasingly distracted by the threat of losing their business and their wayward older son, and the scale of Bernie’s Bar Mitzvah diminishes daily. Worst of all the Cup Final is scheduled to take place on the same day and when England makes it through the qualifying rounds, Bernie’s longed-for Bar Mitzvah looks set to be a complete disaster. 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Sixty Six Grendel Bring It on: All Or Nothing Premiere Close Up Scary Movie 4 Aeon Flux Fearless Sci-Fi and Horror Close Up SKY MOVIES modern greats 08:10 To Die For 10:00 Manhattan 11:40 13:40 16:30 18:20 20:00 22:00 00:45 03:00 06:00 Nineteen Eighty-Four The Last Temptation of Christ To Die For Manhattan Nineteen Eighty-Four The Last Temptation of Christ Starship Troopers Casino Nineteen Eighty-Four SKY MOVIES indie 11:00 All About My Mother 13:00 Wal-Mart: The High Cost Of Low Price 15:00 Barton Fink 17:00 Survival Island 18:00 All About My Mother 20:00 Wal-Mart: The High Cost Of Low Price 22:00 Barton Fink 00:00 Mean Creek 01:50 5x2 03:40 Survival Island 04:40 The Top 10 Show SKY MOVIES family 07:00 Joe Torre: Curveballs Along The Way 08:30 Hometown Legend 10:20 Jungle Boy Team America: World Police Sky Movies Comedy 01.15 - 02.55 Team America, an international police force dedicated to maintaining global stability, learns that a power hungry dictator is brokering weapons of mass destruction to terrorists. The heroes embark upon a harrowing mission to save the world. To infiltrate the terrorist network, Team America recruits Gary Johnston, a rising star on Broadway to go undercover. Although intially reluctant to sacrifice his promising career, Gary realizes that his acting gift is needed for a higher cause. With the help of Team America leader Spotswoode and fellow members Chris, Sarah, Lisa and Joe, Gary slips into an arms dealer’s hideout where he discovers that the terrorists’ plot has already begun to unfold. From the pyramids of Cairo to the Panama Canal and finally to the palace of power-mad dictator Kim Jong-Il, Team America criss-crosses the globe on a desperate mission to preserve the very fabric of civilization. 11:55 Booky Makes Her Mark 13:30 The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe 15:50 Spice World 17:25 Monster Island 19:00 The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 21:00 The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe 23:20 Spice World 00:55 Monster Island 02:30 The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 04:30 The Secret of N.I.M.H. SKY MOVIES drama 07:00 08:40 10:40 12:20 14:00 15:40 17:40 19:20 21:00 23:00 01:00 03:15 05:30 The End of Eden Kissed by an Angel Between Love And Honour Ice Bound The End of Eden Kissed by an Angel Between Love And Honour Ice Bound The Color of Money McVicar Kinsey The Doctor Between Love And Honour SKY MOVIES comedy 07:00 09:00 11:00 12:40 14:45 17:00 19:00 21:00 23:00 01:15 02:55 04:55 06:35 Dear God Three Men and a Little Lady The Honeymooners Wedding Crashers In Her Shoes Dear God Three Men and a Little Lady Wedding Crashers In Her Shoes Team America: World Police Bad News Bears Tommy Boy The Honeymooners SKY MOVIES classics 12:15 14:10 16:10 18:00 20:00 22:00 00:50 02:45 04:20 06:10 Hail The Conquering Hero Billion Dollar Brain Clambake The Little Foxes Billion Dollar Brain Once upon a Time in the West Seconds The Comedy of Terrors Guns of August Hail The Conquering Hero SKY MOVIES action/thriller 08:00 09:45 11:45 13:30 15:30 17:15 19:15 21:00 23:25 01:35 04:00 06:00 Frozen Impact Flight of The Phoenix Hide and Seek Bad Company Frozen Impact Flight of The Phoenix Hide and Seek Kingdom of Heaven Flesh + Blood Kingdom of Heaven Bad Company Frozen Impact SKY MOVIES HD 1 12:00 14:00 15:55 17:50 19:50 Hitch American Dreamz The Air Up There The Conversation The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 22:00 American Dreamz 23:50 Hitch 02:00 The Conversation SKY MOVIES HD 2 13:00 15:10 16:55 19:00 21:00 22:30 00:30 02:55 03:15 The Hudsucker Proxy Red Eye The United States of Leland The Hudsucker Proxy Red Eye The Machinist Brokeback Mountain The Top 10 Show Painkiller Jane FILM 4 08:25 Clambake 10:15 The Little Foxes 14:00 A Bell for Adano 16:10 The Good Die Young 09:25 Hannah Montana 09:50 Kim Possible 10:15 House of Mouse 10:30 Little Einsteins 10:55 Higglytown Heroes 11:05 Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 11:30 Lilo and Stitch 11:55 Fillmore 12:20 American Dragon: Jake Long 12:45 Recess 12:55 Recess 13:20 Kim Possible 13:45 The Proud Family 14:10 Smart Guy 14:30 Teen Angel 14:55 Phil of the Future 15:20 Lizzie McGuire 15:45 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 16:10 That’s So Raven 16:35 Recess 16:55 Recess 17:05 Kim Possible 17:30 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 18:00 Cory in The House 18:25 Hannah Montana 18:50 That’s So Raven 19:20 That’s So Raven 19:45 Lizzie McGuire 20:10 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 20:35 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 21:00 Recess 21:25 Kim Possible 21:45 American Dragon: Jake Long 22:10 Tarzan 22:35 Fillmore 23:00 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 23:20 Lizzie McGuire 23:45 That’s So Raven 00:10 The Proud Family 00:35 Kim Possible to Roost 19:45 Lovejoy 20:55 Poirot 22:00 Rising Damp 22:35 The Associate 00:50 Lovejoy 02:05 HeartBeat 03:05 Poirot 04:05 Ironside 04:55 Film File Wedding Crashers Sky Movies Comedy 12.40 - 14.45 & 21.00 - 23.00 Divorce mediators John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey are business partners and lifelong friends who share one truly unique springtime hobby--crashing weddings! Whatever the ethnicity of the wedding party--Jewish, Italian, Irish, Chinese, Hindu--the charismatic and charming duo always have clever back stories for inquisitive guests and inevitably become the hit of every reception, where they strictly adhere to their proven “rules of wedding crashing” to meet and pick up women aroused by the very thought of marriage. 18:05 19:55 22:00 00:50 03:20 She Married Her Boss Jack and Sarah The Firm Carla’s Song Notre Musique TCM 07:50 08:10 10:00 12:00 14:30 16:00 17:35 19:20 22:00 00:20 02:10 03:40 04:00 06:00 Teleshopping The Power The Stratton Story Mrs. Miniver Vengeance Valley Valley of The Kings I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang Cimarron Ocean’s 11 High Sierra Captain Sindbad Teleshopping The Treasure of The Sierra Madre Bridge to the Sun DISNEY cinemagic 07:00 07:25 07:45 08:10 08:35 09:00 09:25 The Little Mermaid Aladdin House of Mouse Emperor’s New School Recess Lilo and Stitch Lilo and Stitch 09:50 10:15 11:05 11:30 11:55 12:20 12:45 13:10 13:35 14:00 14:25 14:50 15:15 15:40 16:00 16:20 16:45 17:10 17:35 18:00 19:15 19:40 20:00 21:00 21:40 22:05 22:25 22:50 23:15 23:45 00:10 00:35 House of Mouse Tarzan Goof Troop Hercules Aladdin 101 Dalmatians Buzz Lightyear of Star Command The Little Mermaid Quack Pack House of Mouse Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Aladdin Hercules House of Mouse Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Emperor’s New School Recess Bambi 2 Recess Lilo and Stitch Stitch! 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19:00 Homes under the Hammer 20:00 Escape to the Country 21:00 What Not to Wear 21:30 What Not to Wear 22:00 DIY SOS 23:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 00:00 Farm of Fussy Eaters 01:00 DIY SOS 02:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 03:00 Speed Up, Slow Down UKTV bright ideas 07:00 Design ER 07:30 Our Home 08:00 Tuscany to Go 08:30 A House in Florida 09:00 Antiques Roadshow 10:00 The Nation’s Favourite Blooms 10:30 Gardening Angels 11:00 Ready, Steady, Cook 11:30 Delhi Belly 12:00 Great Food Live 13:00 Food Uncut 13:30 The Nation’s Favourite Blooms 14:00 Antiques Roadshow 15:00 Design ER 15:30 Our Home 16:00 Tuscany to Go 16:30 A House in Florida 17:00 Ready, Steady, Cook 17:30 Delhi Belly 18:00 Antiques Roadshow UKTV drama 07:00 Born and Bred 08:00 All Creatures Great and Small 09:00 Hetty Wainthropp Investigates 10:00 Hart to Hart 11:00 Bergerac 12:00 Keeping Up Appearances 12:40 Last of the Summer Wine 13:20 Last of the Summer Wine 14:00 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries 15:50 The Dick Emery Show 16:00 Hart to Hart 17:00 Bergerac 18:00 Keeping Up Appearances 18:40 Last of the Summer Wine 20:00 The Dick Emery Show 20:10 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries 23:55 Dangerfield 01:00 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries 02:55 Born and Bred 03:55 Juliet Bravo 04:45 Dangerfield 06:25 The Liver Birds 06:55 Starstruck Classics 36 TELEVISION June 8 - June 14 2007 Thursday 14th June 2007 BBC 1 BBC 2 ITV 1 CHANNEL 4 07:00 10:15 11:00 12:00 07:00 07:20 07:40 08:00 08:15 08:30 08:45 09:00 09:30 09:35 07:00 10:25 11:30 13:30 14:30 08:00 08:30 09:00 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 13:00 13:30 13:35 14:35 16:30 17:15 18:00 19:00 13:30 14:00 14:30 14:40 15:05 15:35 16:20 16:25 16:40 17:00 17:30 18:00 18:25 18:35 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 21:00 22:00 23:00 23:35 00:35 01:25 01:55 02:45 04:20 Breakfast Heir Hunters Homes under the Hammer Falklands Service of Remembrance Bargain Hunt BBC News and Weather Regional News and Weather Neighbours Doctors Murder, She Wrote BBC News and Weather Chucklevision Arthur Stupid Dinosapien Blue Peter Newsround Neighbours BBC News and Weather Regional News Programmes Celebrity MasterChef EastEnders Another visit to the residents of Albert Square, for a regular dose of drama, excitement and tears. 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Can Sussex repeat their success of last year? America’s Cup Sailing: Louis Vuitton Cup Final Trans World Sport PGA Europro Tour Golf: PGA Europro Tour - Collingtree Park Live Us Open Golf Oakmont Country Club in Pennsylvania is the destination on day one of this year’s US Open. Australia’s Geoff Ogilvy is the current champion, despite finishing with a scorecard of plus five. To Be Announced I.A.A.F Athletix Weekly Race World Cycling: Boys on Bikes SKY SPORTS 3 09:00 America’s Cup Sailing: Louis Vuitton Cup Final 10:00 European Tour Weekly 10:30 Total Rugby EUROSPORT 08:30 09:00 10:00 11:00 Champs’ 12:00 13:30 12:00 Aerobics Oz Style 15:15 11:00 Maxxis British Motocross 12:30 Racing News 13:00 Watersports World 14:00 To Be Announced 15:00 Ocean 15:30 Total Rugby 16:30 20:30 22:30 16:00 World Ten Pin Masters 17:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat 18:00 To Be Announced 19:00 I.A.A.F Athletix Weekly 19:30 Cycling: Boys on Bikes 20:30 Live Rugby League 22:30 Live Boots ‘N’ All Special 23:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Raw 01:00 ECW Wrestling 02:00 Rugby League: National League - Halifax V Widnes 04:00 Boots ‘N’ All Special 00:30 YOZ Equestrianism Speedway Cycling: CritÈrium Du DauphinÈ LibÈrÈ, France Athletics Tennis: ATP Tournament In London, United Kingdom Cycling: CritÈrium Du DauphinÈ LibÈrÈ, France Tennis: ATP Tournament In London, United Kingdom Boxing: International Contest In New York, USA Fight Sport: Fight Club Fans of combat sports will not want to miss this televisual delight! Eurosport exclusively provides the viewer with all the KOs and action and you could ever wish to experience from the world of K-1 and other martial arts disciplines. Snooker: Snooker Hall Of Frame Relive all the best matches featuring the world top players: Ronnie O’Sullivan Stephen Hendry , Stephen Maguire, Matthew Stevens, Paul Hunter, John Higgins, Peter Ebdon, Mark J Williams etc ESPN classic 07:00 World’s Strongest Man 1997 - The third heat of the 1997 challenge. Events include weightlifting and the stairs. The qualifiers for the final are Ollesch and Samuelson. 07:30 World’s Strongest Man 08:00 Duels: Norway-USA Women’s Football 09:00 World’s Strongest Man 09:30 World’s Strongest Man 10:00 Wimbledon’s Greatest Years 11:00 Moto GP 2003: Donington Park, GB 12:00 Best of Sugar Ray Robinson 13:30 Sid Waddell’s Wrestling Show 14:00 Newcastle V Man Utd, 96/97 14:30 Newcastle V Spurs, 96/97 15:00 Wimbledon’s Greatest Years 16:00 Cricket: England V W Indies 16:30 CWC ‘79: West Indies V England 17:00 Rugby: England V Australia 18:00 Newcastle V Man Utd, 96/97 18:30 Newcastle V Spurs, 96/97 19:00 Moto GP 2003: Sachsenring, Germany 20:00 Wimbledon’s Greatest Years 21:00 CWC ‘75: Australia V West Indies 22:00 Rugby: England V Australia 1982 - It’s the early ‘80s and 23:00 23:30 00:00 01:30 02:00 03:00 04:00 05:30 06:00 the Wallabies make the pilgrimage to the motherland. Fiercely competitive and always physical, these two sides play for pride. Liverpool V Newcastle, 96/97 Lightning never strikes twice, or does it? Sit back and enjoy the action as Liverpool and Newcastle serve up another seven-goal classic. Leicester V Arsenal, 97/98 A hugely memorable match, full of suitably classic goals, including one which Dennis Bergkamp rates as the very greatest of his entire career. Best of Sugar Ray Robinson Sid Waddell’s Wrestling Show Moto GP 2003: Sachsenring, Germany Wimbledon’s Greatest Years Best of Sugar Ray Robinson Sid Waddell’s Wrestling Show Greetings, grapple fans, and welcome to the voice of darts’ tribute to the glory years of British wrestling. Tonight it’s The Exorcist v Bob Kirkwood. Duels: Martikan V Estanguet TELEVISION June 8 - June 14 2007 37 Thursday 14th June 2007 FILMS SKY MOVIES sci-fi & horror 11:00 13:00 14:40 16:15 18:10 19:45 21:30 22:00 00:00 01:45 Earth Minus Zero Marabunta Race With the Devil The Fog Earth Minus Zero Marabunta Sci-Fi and Horror Close Up Constantine The Fog Race With the Devil SKY MOVIES premier 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 13:00 15:00 17:00 18:45 20:30 21:00 22:30 00:30 02:30 Premiere Close Up Indie Close Up Modern Greats Close Up Premiere Close Up What’s Bugging Seth? Sixty Six Grendel Bring It on: All Or Nothing Comedy Close Up Scary Movie 4 Aeon Flux Fearless Action and Thriller Close Up SKY MOVIES modern greats 08:00 Smilla’s Sense of Snow 10:05 Pretty in Pink 12:00 14:00 16:00 18:00 20:05 22:00 23:45 01:25 03:25 03:55 05:55 Dangerous Minds Ferris Bueller’s Day Off Cotton Comes to Harlem Smilla’s Sense of Snow Dangerous Minds Ferris Bueller’s Day Off Pretty in Pink Bachelor Party Modern Greats Close Up To Live and Die in L.A. Cotton Comes to Harlem SKY MOVIES indie 11:00 13:00 15:00 16:50 18:00 20:00 22:00 23:50 01:45 04:00 Stolen Kisses The Holy Girl Afi Sean Connery Tribute China’s Hollywood Stolen Kisses The Holy Girl Hard Eight Ong-bak Don’t Move China’s Hollywood SKY MOVIES family 07:40 The Sugar Creek Gang: Secret Hideout 09:10 Princess Caraboo 10:50 Family Close Up 11:20 The Magic Roundabout 12:50 The Jewel of The Nile Valiant Sky Movies Family 16.25 - 17.45 & 22.45 - 00.05 A brave-but-undersized pigeon, named Valiant, dreams of joining the elite Royal Homing Pigeon Service and serving crown and country during World War II. Despite his small stature, Valiant’s ambitions are enormous as he keeps a stiff upper beak and endures rigorous training in preparation for a dangerous mission to deliver vital messages to troops behind enemy lines. With a shortage of wingpower in the royal fleet due to increased attacks by a brigade of vicious enemy falcons--led by the ruthless General Von Talon--the mission falls to Valiant and the unlikely heroes of “Squad F” to try and save the day. 14:40 16:25 17:45 19:10 21:00 22:45 00:05 01:45 03:25 03:55 05:25 Sky High Valiant The Magic Roundabout The Jewel of The Nile Sky High Valiant Princess Caraboo Gone Fishin’ Comedy Close Up The King and I A Simple Wish SKY MOVIES drama 07:20 09:15 11:05 12:55 13:25 15:10 17:10 19:10 21:00 23:00 00:35 02:20 04:10 Gideon Marilyn and Me Nurses On The Line Classics Close Up See Arnold Run Capote Gideon Nurses On The Line Capote See Arnold Run Fear The Tie That Binds Losing Isaiah SKY MOVIES comedy 08:10 A Young Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court 09:50 Ernest Goes to Jail 11:30 Napoleon Dynamite 13:20 Harold and Kumar Get The Munchies 15:00 Ernest Goes to Jail 16:40 Meet the Fockers 18:40 The Producers 21:00 Napoleon Dynamite 23:00 Meet the Fockers 01:00 Harold and Kumar Get The Munchies 02:35 The Producers 04:55 Whiskey Down 06:30 A Young Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court SKY MOVIES classics 08:00 The Phantom of the Opera 09:45 Move Over, Darling 11:45 Classics Close Up 12:15 14:15 16:30 18:30 20:30 22:00 00:10 01:55 03:40 05:25 The Ipcress File Vertigo Move Over, Darling The Ipcress File Creature From The Black Lagoon Vertigo A Taste of Honey The Phantom of the Opera The Curse of the Werewolf The Palm Beach Story SKY MOVIES action/thriller 07:50 Category 7: The End of the World 10:50 Revolver 12:50 Down’ n Dirty 14:35 Category 7: The End of the World 17:25 Revolver 19:25 Path of Destruction 21:00 Lord of War 23:05 Running Scared 01:10 Lord of War 03:20 Carlito’s Way: Rise to Power 05:10 Path of Destruction 06:55 The Top 10 Show SKY MOVIES HD 1 12:00 The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement 14:00 Just Friends 15:45 Rebound 17:30 Family Close Up 18:00 The Brothers Grimm 20:00 The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement 22:00 Just Friends 23:35 The Brothers Grimm 01:45 Krippendorf’s Tribe 03:30 Premiere Close Up SKY MOVIES HD 2 13:00 15:00 17:00 19:00 21:00 23:00 00:45 03:00 A Walk in the Clouds Blue Thunder Gettin’ Square A Walk in the Clouds Blue Thunder A History Of Violence Spanglish Gettin’ Square Harold & Kumar Get the Munchies Sky Movies Comedy 13.20 - 15.00 & 01.00 - 02.35 Two likeable underdogs, Harold and Kumar, set out on a Friday night quest to satisfy their craving for White Castle hamburgers and end up on an epic journey of deep thoughts, deeper inhaling and a wild road trip as “unPC” as it gets. FILM 4 14:00 15:45 17:35 19:40 22:00 23:35 23:40 01:35 Sailor of The King Cottage to Let From Hell To Texas The Fighting Temptations Phone Booth Movie Rush Under Siege Somersault TCM 07:55 08:15 10:05 12:00 13:55 16:00 18:15 20:05 22:00 00:25 03:05 03:30 06:00 Teleshopping Travels With My Aunt It Started with a Kiss Jezebel Les Girls The Teahouse of The August Moon They Drive by Night Dodge City The Outlaw Josey Wales Ice Station Zebra Teleshopping The Fixer Mildred Pierce DISNEY cinemagic 07:00 07:25 07:45 08:10 08:35 09:00 09:25 The Little Mermaid Aladdin House of Mouse Emperor’s New School Recess Lilo and Stitch Lilo and Stitch 09:50 10:15 10:40 11:05 11:30 11:55 12:20 12:45 13:10 13:35 14:00 14:25 14:50 15:15 15:40 16:00 16:20 16:45 17:10 17:35 18:00 19:05 19:15 19:40 20:00 21:25 21:40 22:05 22:25 22:50 23:15 23:45 00:10 00:35 House of Mouse Tarzan Tarzan Goof Troop Hercules Aladdin 101 Dalmatians Buzz Lightyear of Star Command The Little Mermaid Quack Pack House of Mouse Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Aladdin Hercules House of Mouse Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Emperor’s New School Recess The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2 House of Mouse Recess Lilo and Stitch Angels in the Endzone House of Mouse Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Emperor’s New School Recess Quack Pack Lilo and Stitch Recess House of Mouse GENERAL INTEREST BBC 3 20:00 Anthea Turner: The Perfect Housewife 21:00 Filthy Rich and Homeless 22:00 I Hate My Bald Head 23:00 EastEnders 23:30 Gavin and Stacey 00:00 Pulling 00:30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 01:30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 02:00 I Hate My Bald Head 02:55 Filthy Rich and Homeless 03:55 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps BBC 4 20:00 World News Today 20:30 BBC Singer of the World 22:00 Peter Scott: A Passion for Nature 23:00 The Life of Birds 23:50 Edwardian Winners and Losers 00:50 The Diary of a Nobody 01:20 Peter Scott: A Passion for Nature 02:20 Edwardian Winners and Losers 03:20 The Diary of a Nobody 03:50 BBC Singer of the World BBC prime 07:00 Boogie Beebies 07:15 Tweenies 07:35 Balamory 07:55 Big Cook Little Cook 08:15 The Roly Mo Show 08:30 Yoho Ahoy 08:35 Teletubbies 09:00 Passport to The Sun 09:30 The Week The Women Went 10:00 Small Town Gardens 10:30 Trading Up 11:00 Masterchef Goes Large 11:30 The Private Life of Plants 12:30 2 Point 4 Children 13:00 My Hero 13:30 My Family 14:00 Ballykissangel 15:00 Cutting It 16:00 Passport to The Sun 16:30 Homes under the Hammer 17:30 Bargain Hunt 18:00 My Hero 18:30 My Family 19:00 Staying Put 19:30 Staying Put 20:00 Murder in Mind 21:00 Silent Witness 22:00 Happiness 22:30 3 Non-Blondes 23:00 Murder in Mind 00:00 2 Point 4 Children 00:30 Silent Witness 01:30 My Hero 02:00 My Family 02:30 EastEnders 03:00 Murder in Mind 04:00 Ballykissangel 05:00 Trading Up 05:30 Balamory 05:50 Tweenies 06:10 Big Cook Little Cook 06:30 Bits and Bobs 06:45 SMarteenies BBC world 07:00 BBC News 07:30 World Business Report 08:00 BBC News 08:30 World Business Report 08:45 Sport Today 09:00 BBC News 09:30 Fast Track 10:00 BBC News 10:30 HARDtalk 11:00 BBC News 11:30 Our World 12:00 BBC News 12:30 World Business Report 12:45 Sport Today 13:00 World News Today 14:00 BBC News 14:30 World Business Report 14:45 Sport Today 15:00 BBC News 15:30 Asia Today 15:45 Sport Today 16:00 BBC News 16:30 HARDtalk 17:00 BBC News 17:30 Talking Movies 18:00 BBC News 18:30 Asia Today 19:00 BBC News 19:30 World Business Report 19:45 Sport Today 20:00 World News Today 21:00 BBC News 21:30 Click 22:00 BBC News 22:30 HARDtalk 23:00 BBC News 23:15 Sport Today 23:30 World Business Report 00:00 BBC News 00:30 Asia Today 00:45 World Business Report 01:00 BBC News 01:30 HARDtalk 02:00 BBC News 02:30 World Business Report 03:00 BBC News 03:30 Talking Movies 04:00 BBC News 04:30 World Business Report 04:45 Sport Today 05:00 BBC News 05:30 HARDtalk Extra 06:00 BBC News 06:30 World Business Report BRAVO 09:00 Street Crime UK 4 10:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 11:00 Knight Rider 12:00 Walker, Texas Ranger 13:00 Street Crime UK 4 14:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 15:00 Street Crime UK 16:00 Cops 16:30 In Your Face 17:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 18:00 Cops on Camera 19:00 Knight Rider 20:00 Walker, Texas Ranger 21:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 22:00 Whacked Out Sports 23:00 Brits Behind Bars: America’s Toughest Jail 23:30 New Sin Cities 00:00 Porn Week 2 00:30 Porn Week 01:00 Modern Toss 01:30 Afro Samurai 02:00 Squidbillies 02:15 Tom Goes to the Mayor 02:30 Sealab 2021 02:45 Aqua Teen Hunger Force 03:00 The PJs 03:30 The PJs 04:00 Cops on Camera DISNEY 07:00 Lilo and Stitch 07:25 Kim Possible 07:50 American Dragon: Jake Long 08:10 Recess 08:35 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 09:00 That’s So Raven 09:25 Hannah Montana 09:50 Kim Possible 10:15 House of Mouse 10:30 Little Einsteins 10:55 Higglytown Heroes 11:05 Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 11:30 Lilo and Stitch 11:55 Fillmore 12:20 American Dragon: Jake Long 12:45 Recess 12:55 Recess 13:20 Kim Possible 13:45 The Proud Family 14:10 Smart Guy 14:30 Teen Angel 14:55 Phil of the Future 15:20 Lizzie McGuire 15:45 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 16:10 That’s So Raven 16:35 Recess 16:55 Recess 17:05 Kim Possible 17:30 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 18:00 Cory in The House 18:25 Hannah Montana 18:50 That’s So Raven 19:20 That’s So Raven 19:45 Lizzie McGuire 20:10 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 20:35 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 21:00 Recess 21:25 Kim Possible 21:45 American Dragon: Jake Long 22:10 Tarzan 22:35 Fillmore 23:00 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 23:20 Lizzie McGuire 23:45 That’s So Raven 00:10 The Proud Family 00:35 Kim Possible ITV 2 07:00 GMTV2 10:25 Coronation Street 10:55 Emmerdale 11:25 Oprah Winfrey 12:10 Judge Judy 13:30 Coronation Street 14:00 Emmerdale 14:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 15:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:40 The Ricki Lake Show 17:25 Sally Jessy Raphael 18:15 Airline USA 18:45 Judge Judy 20:00 The New Adventures of Superman 21:00 Trinny and Susannah Undress 22:00 Entourage 22:30 Entourage 23:00 Entourage 23:30 Britain’s Got More Talent 00:30 Supernatural 01:30 Kelly Osbourne: Turning Japanese 02:30 ITV Play ITV 3 07:00 Never the Twain 07:25 Home to Roost 07:50 HeartBeat 08:50 Poirot 09:55 Ironside 10:55 Quincy, M.E. 11:55 Quantum Leap 12:55 Cagney and Lacey 13:55 Robin of Sherwood 15:00 Never the Twain 15:30 Home to Roost 16:00 Poirot 17:05 Cagney and Lacey 18:05 Quincy, M.E. 19:10 Home to Roost 19:40 Movies Now 19:50 Lovejoy 21:00 The Return of Sherlock Holmes 22:00 Doc Martin 23:05 The Commander 00:40 The Breakfast Club 02:35 HeartBeat 03:35 Poirot 04:35 Savage Planet ITV 4 19:00 The Champions 20:00 3rd Rock From The Sun 20:30 3rd Rock From The Sun 21:00 Timecop 22:00 Homicide: Life On The Street 23:00 Charley Varrick 01:10 Silent Movie 02:50 The Larry Sanders Show 03:20 The Larry Sanders Show 03:50 Millennium 04:45 Entertainment Xtra 04:55 And Another Thing... 05:00 Teleshopping LIVING 07:00 Home Shopping 08:00 Divorce Court 09:00 Maury 09:55 The Fix 10:00 Extreme Makeover UK 11:00 Cheaters 12:00 The Jerry Springer Show 13:30 Maury 14:25 The Fix 14:30 Will and Grace 15:30 I Dream of Jeannie 16:00 The X Files 17:00 Charmed 19:00 Extreme: Skinny Celebrities 2 20:00 The X Files 21:00 Nothing to Declare 21:30 Nothing to Declare 22:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 23:00 Grey’s Anatomy 00:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 01:00 The Jerry Springer Show 02:00 Nothing to Declare 03:00 Body of Evidence: From The Case Files Of Dayle Hinman 03:55 The Starlet 04:50 Sports Kids’ Moms and Dads 05:40 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 06:05 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 06:30 Home Shopping PARAMOUNT comedy 07:00 QVC 10:00 Courting Alex 11:00 Two and a Half Men 12:00 King of Queens 13:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 14:00 Courting Alex 15:00 Becker 16:00 Two and a Half Men 17:00 King of Queens 18:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 19:00 Frasier 20:00 Becker 21:00 That ‘70s Show 22:00 Scrubs 23:05 Wayne’s World 2 00:50 Comedy Store 01:20 Live at the Fringe 02:20 Park Life: South Park Top Ten 03:20 Badly Dubbed Porn 03:50 Sexy Cam 04:30 Linc’s 05:00 Scrubs 06:00 Sir Leslie Quint A Life In Film 06:10 That ‘70s Show SCI FI 07:00 Farscape 08:00 She Spies 09:00 Teleshopping 12:00 Sliders 13:00 Farscape 14:00 Star Trek 15:00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World 16:00 Faultline 18:00 Dark Angel 19:00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World 20:00 Roswell 21:00 Dark Angel 22:00 Stephen King’s Nightmares and Dreamscapes 23:00 Stephen King’s The Stand 00:00 Heroes 01:00 Empire of The Ants 02:50 Medium 04:00 The Dead Zone 05:00 Profiler SKY one 07:00 Sunrise With Eamonn Holmes 10:00 Paul Mckenna: I Can Change Your Life 11:00 Stargate SG-1 13:00 Jake 2.0 14:00 Cold Case 15:00 24 16:00 Las Vegas 17:00 Stargate SG1 19:00 Malcolm in the Middle 20:00 The Simpsons 22:00 Bones 23:00 Cold Case 00:00 Nip/Tuck 01:00 Las Vegas 02:00 Star Trek: Voyager 02:50 Mile High 03:40 The Villa UKTV gold 07:00 Neighbours 07:30 EastEnders 08:05 Yes, Minister 08:45 Last of the Summer Wine 09:25 EastEnders 10:00 The Bill 11:00 Casualty 12:00 Dallas 13:00 Charlie’s Angels 14:00 My Family 14:40 Keeping Up Appearances 15:20 Dinnerladies 16:00 New Tricks 18:00 Dallas 19:00 Charlie’s Angels 20:00 Keeping Up Appearances 22:00 TV Now and Then 23:20 Only Fools and Horses 00:25 Black-Adder The Third 01:00 TV Now and Then 01:40 Little Britain 02:20 Room 101 03:30 Yes, Minister 04:50 Casualty UKTV people 10:00 Missing 11:00 Animal Park 12:00 Airport 13:00 Missing 14:00 Animal Park 14:30 Animal Park 15:00 Airport 16:00 Missing 17:00 Animal Park 18:00 Airport 19:00 Missing 20:00 Animal Park 21:00 Airport 22:00 Faking It 23:00 Traffic Cops 00:00 LA Forensics 00:30 Leave No Trace 01:00 Forensic Files 02:00 Faking It 03:00 Traffic Cops UKTV style 08:00 Homes under the Hammer 09:00 Car Booty 09:30 Car Booty 10:00 DIY SOS 10:30 DIY SOS 11:00 House of Tiny Tearaways 12:00 The Clothes Show 13:00 Escape to the Country 14:00 Cash in the Attic 15:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 16:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 17:00 Houses Behaving Badly 17:30 Houses Behaving Badly 18:00 Flog It! 19:00 Homes under the Hammer 20:00 Escape to the Country 21:00 The Clothes Show 22:00 DIY SOS 23:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 00:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 01:00 DIY SOS 02:00 Cash in the Attic 03:00 Stylin’ Gypsies 03:30 Stylin’ Gypsies UKTV bright ideas 07:00 Design ER 07:30 Our Home 08:00 Tuscany to Go 08:30 A House in Florida 09:00 Antiques Roadshow 10:00 The Nation’s Favourite Blooms 10:30 Gardening Angels 11:00 Ready, Steady, Cook 11:30 Delhi Belly 12:00 Great Food Live 13:00 Food Uncut 13:30 The Nation’s Favourite Blooms 14:00 Antiques Roadshow 15:00 Design ER 15:30 Our Home 16:00 Tuscany to Go 16:30 A House in Florida 17:00 Ready, Steady, Cook 17:30 Delhi Belly 18:00 Antiques Roadshow UKTV drama 07:00 Secret Army 08:00 All Creatures Great and Small 09:00 Hetty Wainthropp Investigates 10:00 Hart to Hart 11:00 Bergerac 12:00 Keeping Up Appearances 12:40 Last of the Summer Wine 13:20 Last of the Summer Wine 14:00 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries 15:50 The Dick Emery Show 16:00 Hart to Hart 17:00 Bergerac 18:00 Keeping Up Appearances 18:40 Last of the Summer Wine 19:20 Last of the Summer Wine 20:00 The Dick Emery Show 20:10 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries 22:00 New Tricks 23:00 Dalziel and Pascoe 01:00 New Tricks 02:00 Dalziel and Pascoe 03:45 Secret Army 04:35 Juliet Bravo 06:15 The Liver Birds 06:45 The Dick Emery Show 38 MAGAZINE June 8 - June 14 2007 LEISURE The writer’s publisher Relocating here, with his wife Hayley, was a process that begun in earnest for Ken Douglas two years ago, when his employers from St James’s Place in London made him redundant. He formed Libros International with a guy he knew from the gym, Trevor Dalton, as they were both frustrated by the lack of publishing opportunities available to new authors. Both had been rejected by agents stating “we don’t deal with unpublished authors” and inevitably by publishing houses claiming “we only deal with agents.” Having gone through such negative channels personally, they wanted to give new authors opportunities. They claim they will “not reject any author because he or she is previously unpublished”, currently accept any genre of writing and they insist all manuscripts will be read. (For guidance on submissions, go to www.librosinternational.com) Their current crop of writers includes Jill Lanch- Many Sky channels are available on a 1 metre dish. We can also supply Sky cards without the need for an English address or bank account bery, Willie Meikle, Martin Penalver, Rob MacKellar, Mike Hillier and Jacqueline Blakeaway, and several more new writers from the Jalón Valley will be published this year. One author has just been approached for film rights to his novel, and Libros have ambitious plans to submit many of their authors for book awards next year – ranging from the Crime Writers Dagger Award to the Bram Stoker Award for Horror to the Orange Prize for women’s’ fiction. “Speaking to other publishers at the London Book Fair this year, I suddenly realised what success we’re having. A medium-sized publisher told me proudly that after seven years they now put out 30 books annually. I think we’ll be in that position in about four months from now.” Ken is amiable and eager, even though he cites crazy 60 hour weeks at work. He oozes pride over his authors, admits they have improved on the original website which looked amateurish, and outlines plans to have salaried staff this month, and financial rewards for his team of editors who currently work on a profit-share basis. Already Libros books are selling on Amazon, albeit slowly, and the marketing plans are in place for more signings on the Costa Blanca in book stores, hotels and swanky restaurants. They are also setting up Swordfish Publishing International to cover true-life stories, ‘howto’ books, manuals, travel and self-help books – a more specialised market. Swordfish came about because they received a unique book that they wanted to publish, that didn’t fit within their fiction range. “It’s called Sexy Balls and it’s a piece of research about lovemaking on exercise balls! It took five years to write and 35 couples helped to road-test the exercises which detail how to burn off calories, tone muscle groups and have great sex at the same time!” Why choose the Costa Blanca for Libros International? My advisory position with St James’s Place meant I had been coming out here to talk to clients as a financial advisor. Then they made me redundant and I realised I wanted something challenging of my own. I’d already had one book published, and I literally joked in the gym to a guy I’d met one day ‘How hard can it be to set up a publishing house?’ He had a book deal awaiting his signature, which he ripped up to join me in creating Libros. The printers we initially approached dismissed us, as we had too few books to be worth considering, but after the response of our initial advertising (where we asked for editors, writers, readers, illustrators etc) we realised that we were sitting on an incredible opportunity. Are you happier as a publisher than you were as a Wealth Management expert? It has seemed like Fate. My philosophy on life is What will be, will be, and the success of Libros International – after one year in business, we have 8 published titles, another 10 set for next month, and 10 after that, and a total of some 170 possible manuscripts on our database, – all this seems to indicate we are doing the right thing. The fact that I enjoy it hugely is a bonus! Can you predict any future stars from among the authors you have recently signed? Certainly! Phillip Spires book Mission is going to be massive – it has everything a good book should – characters, meaning, startling locations and some 180,000 words for the reader! How does your Readers Group operate? We have over 30 people of different ages and backgrounds who read books submitted to Libros. Recommendations from the group then mean it will be read by one of the senior partners, like Trevor and myself. If more than 6 of the readers like it, you know it’s going to be worth publishing. Some of our readers actually give quite detailed feedback and suggestions, but all of them do it for love – they don’t get paid – although they have the satisfaction of seeing a book they’ve recommended make it to print. Anyone can be a reader for us – contact our Head of New Manuscript Submissions, Dawn Harman, via dawn- librosinternational.com to find out more. Are you really Libros INTERNATIONAL – where are your authors from? We now have manuscripts from Botswana, Poland, India, New Zealand, Australia, the USA, Spain and the UK. I have just sold the foreign rights for one of my novels to be translated into Polish. We have been stunned by the amount of good writers we’ve discovered on the Costa Blanca, through writers groups and word of mouth, but we have a base here, an office in the UK and we are in the process of sorting out an office in Manhattan, NY. An American author, Colin Doran, that we’ve just accepted who had been trying without success for 10 years wrote to us saying “You guys rock!” It is genuinely an international effort. It seems that for all his financial background, what moves Ken most is that his writers are ‘over the moon!’ One first-timer upon receiving a contract from Libros said “Not bad for 79 years of age!” Even those they have had to reject, like to receive acknowledgment that their book has been read. “Maybe in the future some of that will change,” Ken shrugs. “But in the meantime, we’re going to offer everything we wanted to receive ourselves. We’re running competitions for children, compiling a charity anthology of new writers and poets, we have a book illustrator on board, we’ll take on new editors to keep up with demand (they currently have 16) and we’ll be finding new ways to showcase the authors we already have.” Forthcoming books from Libros International can be seen every week on our Book Review page – where Libros authors review favourite books in their genre. MAGAZINE June 8 - June 14 2007 39 PUZZLES Answers on page 42 CROSSWORD LOTTERY LOTTO wordgames.co.uk Instructions: Eliminate 43 balls and WIN THE JACKPOT! Link all eliminated balls as you go. ELIMINATIONS and all even-numbered 44 balls in the forties and odd-numbered balls in 11 the teens and the ball 1.5 times this 12 number and the ball 2.5 times this 14 number 6 and the ball 3.5 times this number and all even/odd balls on 29 its circle and all odd/even balls on 36 its circle and every third ball on its 3 diameter 7 and balls divisible into 7 and balls one-third and 30 one-sixth of 30 and greater balls wholly 23 within the inner circle and all balls on its circle 4 with a 4 Your six jackpot balls must total 118 WORD WHEEL ACROSS 1. In sight (7) 5. Shut forcibly (4) 7. Nibble (4) 8. Mound of stones (5) 9. ...... Diamond, singer (4) 10. Affair of honour (4) 12. Protection (7) 14. Large bird (6) 18. Spanish cry� (3) 19. Team number (6) 23. Pupil (7) 25. Precious metal (4) 26. Hire vehicle (4) 27. Port in northwest Italy (5) 28. Cairo’s river (4) 29. Pass slowly (4) 30. Kentish resort town (7) Monday DOWN 1. Empty (6) 2. Matelot (6) 3. Package (6) 4. Receded (5) 5. Group of words (8) 6. Fracas (5) 11. River embankment (5) 13. Concern (4) 15. Section (4) 16. Firewood (8) 17. Jimmy ........, radio DJ (5) 20. Accounts book (6) 21. Capital of Austria (6) 22. Nullify (6) 23. Full up (5) 24. Indian pole (5) Tuesday Wednesday Thursday 8 - Midday The Chris Wood Breakfast Show 12 – 2pm The Nick Hawkins Show 2 – 4pm Kay C In the Afternoon 4 – 7pm 7 – 9pm 9pm – 7am M N T A O Roger T Bof’s Country Club Chris Heard’s 60s’ Selection All that Jazz with George T Moore 9 – 11 Hold Back the Night with Gerry Shaw Y I I ANAGRAMS Theme: ROOMS - The answer is a Spanish word 1. What room do you cook in? NICOCA 2. What room do you sleep in? TODOOIMRRI 3. What room do you bathe in? ÑABO 4. What room do you eat in? DROMECO 5. What room would you find a sofa in? ANÓLS Friday Drive Live with Dan ‘The Man’ Davis Exite FM’s Rock Show with Mike Poole S Instructions: You have fifteen minutes to find as many words as possible using the letters in the wheel. Each word must include the letter in the centre, and at least three other letters. Plurals and proper nouns do not count, but verb forms ending in ‘s’ are allowed. Test your Spanish knowledge and see if you can make some Spanish words. The clue for the nine-letter word this week is: A strong dislike Totally 80s’ with Gary King 9pm – 1am Boogie Nights with Chris Wood Saturday Sunday 9 – 12 Chris Heard Breakfast Sweet sounds on Sunday with George T Moore 8-9 9 – 1pm 12 – 3 Francis Symons’ Saturday Selection Sunday Morning with Nick Hawkins & Sunday Morning Love Songs 3–7 Sports World from the BBC with Russell Fuller Northern Soul with Stevie B 7 – Midnight DJ Parker’s Dance Night Exite overnight Music Marathon 1–4 4–6 Totally 80’s with Gary King 6–8 Bring Back the 70’s with Gerry Shaw 8 – 10 Chris Heard’s Smooth Classics SIMPLY GREAT 24-HOUR RADIO STUDIO 96 532 62 10 TEXT 662 266 934 OFFICE 96 532 62 09 Email: [email protected] MAGAZINE 40 June 8 - June 14 2007 PUZZLES Answers on page 42 SUDOKU CHILDREN’S WORDSEARCH Rules Rules • Place a number from 1 to 9 in each empty cell. • Each row, column and 3x3 block bounded by bold line (nine blocks) contains all the numbers from 1 to 9. Find the numbers written in full in the grid below. QUICK QUIZ 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Which Simpson failed Remedial Science 1A? Of which planet is Titan the largest satellite? Which dramatist and poet wrote ‘The Importance of Being Earnest’? In geometry, what does the formula pi help you to calculate? In which Asian country is the largest city of Lahore? 6. Which word describes any animal without a backbone? 7. Which city was the site of the 1980 Summer Olympic Games? 8. Who is Harry Potter’s second Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher? 9 How many seconds in a week? 10. The musical ‘High Society’ was a remake of which film? 1 4 5 12 15 6 8 9 10 17 20 30 YOUR Stars Will you meet a dark, handsome stranger? Will your lottery ticket show the winning number? Or is it time you decluttered the cupboard under the stairs and remembered to take the curtains to the dry-cleaners? Find out what our stars have in store for you this week... CAPRICORN Dec 22 – Jan 19 These are the subconscious forces and influences you may be feeling now. The talent of guiding others through the hurdles of life could become taxing at times. Lift your spirits through music, art or physical activity this week. This will also help you to regain or boost your energies. AQUARIUS Jan 20 – Feb 18 You could be taking the initiative, but you will benefit best by letting others take the lead, especially if you have been experiencing a lot of overtime in the work place. You may enjoy group sports or working with children or animals this week. Creativity and its expression are very important for your mental health and this is the time to enjoy creative expression - yours or others. PISCES Feb 19 – Mar 20 You could find yourself feeling rebellious and independent regarding your current situation. Patience will win out, however. Remember, there are times that others may have to be patient with you. There is the possibility of new visions or sudden insights into your selfimage or into your ideals and dreams. ARIES Mar 21 – Apr 19 Right now, the key to career moves involves attending to nagging details – whatever you have neglected or delayed. Attention to matters of health and efficiency are important. Opportunities are plentiful and you may find yourself wanting to do almost everything. TAURUS Apr 20 – May 20 Someone important or in authority may oppose your values and put a damper on your desires this week. You have a definite sense of mission at the moment. You enjoy putting into practice that which is good for all and may find yourself working with different cultures. This is where you enjoy working or helping the most. GEMINI May 21 – Jun 21 You may have some trouble accepting responsibilities that are not of your own making. Set a fair time limit, considering the circumstances and find a time to let higher ups know that you would prefer quality over quantity; then be patient. CANCER Jun 22 – Jul 22 Take a little trip, or get outside during the lunch hour this week. You may want to break your routine and try something new or different. You may discover insights into dayto-day problems that will be of great value later. Attending a social gathering could be of benefit to your professional life. LEO Jul 22 – Aug 22 Your inner self and your goals are the most active facets of your personality. You may want to spend some of your time this weekend in researching financial trends and potentials. You should eventually do quite well with your investment choices. Others may find you especially witty this week as you join friends in an after-work get-together. VIRGO SCORPIO LIBRA SAGITTARIUS Aug 23 – Sep 22 You are most original when concentrating on areas of home and family. You are determined to pick up an old hobby and may decide to include an interested member of the family in your fun. This could be fishing, building a useful object or walking along the beach in search of exciting things. Sep 23 – Oct 23 You are very independent in appearance and communication. Your spontaneity and unpredictability make you interesting to any group. You can expect a little boost, some sort of extra support from those around you. You may feel that you are intuitively in touch with whatever comes across your path at this time. Oct 24 – Nov 21 You have the ability to work with others, particularly regarding vocation or career guidance. You can advise and guide others in matters that are workrelated decisions and may find yourself doing so this week. Look into ways that you could put aside some income for future investment purposes. Nov 22 – Dec 21 There is a focus on worldwide events and the need to keep in touch with others. This could be a group energy type of thing but it looks as if you joined the competition to fulfil a special need. It is time to be involved in the big picture. The media are instrumental in this social awareness and you may be a part of the media. MAGAZINE June 8 - June 14 2007 41 LEISURE PICK OF THE WEEK Cinema review MUSIC AND LYRICS This is a listing of cinemas that show movies in English. Visit their website or call for weekly listings for their current showings. Look out for V.O.S. (versión original subtitulada - original subtitled version). YELMO CINEPLEX ALICANTE Centro Comercial Puerta de Alicante Avda. Alcalde Lorenzo Carbonell s/n, esquina Vía Parque Telephone sales: 902 220 922 www.yelmocineplex.es/puerta_alicante. html CINE ROMA He’s the music; she’s the lyrics. Alex Fletcher (Hugh Grant), is a former 80s pop star barely making his rent with gigs at state fairs, amusement parks and just about anything his manager can book him on. Alex’s highly successful career never required him to write lyrics - something for which he has little aptitude, except for knowing a good one when he hears it and an ability is to turn poetic phrases into music. When pop diva Cora Corman (Haley Bennett) asks him to produce a hit song he’s got to hire a lyricist quick. In steps Sophie Fisher (Drew Barrymore) to water his plants, but pretty soon she’s coming up with great lyrics and catching Alex’s eye into the bargain. This is the usual romantic-comedy formula but the elements of the story and off-beat subject matter, with the somewhat unexpected chemistry between these two actors, are a pleasant surprise. Grant’s comedy style is no different than anything else he’s done, but it’s perfectly attuned to the material. The big surprise is Haley Bennett who is not only gorgeous but who performs big production numbers like the sexiest popstars out there. Drew Barrymore is always engaging, occasionally giving a flash of that heart-warming smile that she first employed to good effect in ET. If you can forgive the stereotyping and get swept along with the music and romance this will ring all the right bells. Just don’t take a jaded husband or bored teenager along – much better for a night out with the girls, especially if you enjoy Hugh Grant as a lopsided comedy heart throb. DVD Review ALFAZ DEL PI El Hort s/n Telephone: 96 588 82 66 CINE COLCI RINCÓN BENIDORM Calle Zamora s/n Telephone: 96 585 38 59 www.cinescolci.com/index2.htm BIG - MACY GRAY CINE JAYÁN JÁVEA Cristo del Mar s/n Very close to the port www.cinesxabia.com/evf.htm PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS CINE CLUB 7º ARTE PILAR DE LA HORADADA Pilar’s English Cinema. An independent cinema showing films in English. Close to the Calle Mayor in Pilar de la Horadada - directions on their website: www.cinemapilar.com In San Francisco circa 1981, Chris Gardner’s luck has run out. A bad business investment, a bevy of parking tickets, and back taxes in addition to rent, childcare, and groceries keep him constantly scrambling for cash. Chris thinks his luck is changing when he is accepted into a highly competitive internship program at a brokerage firm. But the internship is unpaid and soon, despite his best efforts, Chris and his five-year old son Christopher find themselves homeless. When Macy was in the UK on GMTV, and I heard her comeback single, it rocked my songs off. Never really liked her before because of her voice. Well, things have changed. Her songwriting dynamic has changed so much that I am now a fan. How things change. Finally Made Me Happy has to go to #1 as it’s a very attractive but yet deep meaningful song. I loved the whole album. A must album for anyone’s CD collection. All titles available at Taurus Music - Movies - Games, Jávea (Alicante). Tel. 96 579 53 92 Book review The Moro cookbook by Samantha & Samuel Clark Although this is a ‘celebrity’ cookbook in that the writers have a high profile London restaurant, it couldn’t be further away from the complicated recipes so often found. True, some of the ingredients could be hard to find outside of Spain, but the authors have provided a very helpful glossary of suppliers for these. Just likeThe River Café Cookbook, Moro delivers the tastes of the Mediterranean with tapas favourites such as tortilla, sweet peppers, anchovies, sardines and chorizo, but unlike most coffee-table books this is really about cooking; realistic, in the kitchen sink, with flour on your nose-type cooking. Samuel and Samantha Clark, chef-owners and writers, have a passion for the intense flavours of the cuisine of Spain, North Africa and the Eastern Mediterranean. For instance, the hint of saffron-cinnamon meets the robust style of Spanish cooking, the more exotic Muslim dishes, contrast with the wonderful fish tagine, for example, which is a simple ‘throw it together’ recipe. Inventive combinations abound, like the colourful and rich charcutería ceci- na with beetroot and almond sauce and grilled quail with rose petals. If you thought you knew what to expect from paella, try monkfish paella with saffron or pork, chorizo and spinach, or chicken, artichokes and oloroso sherry. All of which might not leave much room for the bitter chocolate, coffee and cardamon cake or the Málaga raisin ice-cream. This is an inspirational book, with recipes well within the reach of a competent home cook, and a feast for the eyes, with mouthwatering pictures, courtesy of Pia Tryde. For me, this book was inspiring, with its simple, delicious flavours and fresh unpretentious style. The Moro Cookbook (paperback) from good bookstores, priced from €14.50 Book reviews kindly supplied by Libros International Authors.... www.librosinternational.com 42 MAGAZINE June 8 - June 14 2007 PUZZLES ANSWERS TO PUZZLES CROSSWORD WORD WHEEL Saint, stain, many, mast, stay, main, oast, satin, oats, yams, soya, anti,ants ANIMOSITY Lottery LOTTO ANAGRAMS 1. COCINA 2. DORMITORIO 3. BAÑO 4. COMEDOR 5. SALÓN QUICK QUIZ SUDOKU 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Homer Saturn Oscar Wilde The circumference of a circle Pakistan 6. 7. 8. 9 10. Invertebrate Moscow Gilderoy Lockheart 604,800 seconds The Philadelphia Story CHILDREN’S WORDSEARCH Paul Freeman Hugh Stewart Eric Taylor Charlotte Graham Pauline McGough Beverly Stewart Vince Tracy MAGAZINE June 8 - June 14 2007 43 H E A LT H Pulse notes Q Is there a way to tell if your foot is broken or sprained without an x-ray? I was playing football in my garden at a family gathering and when I went to kick a ball it was on a tree root and I kicked the tree root instead! My foot and toe are still swollen. It’s still extremely painful 24 hours later. I have to walk on the outside of my foot, but it still causes pain on the inside of my foot. It’s bruised. It hurts where my big toe meets my foot. I’m keeping it elevated and I have ice on it when I am sat down. A The signs and symptoms you are describing (swelling, pain, bruising, etc.) are all indicative of a possible fracture, but it could just be bruised. A more indicative sign of a fracture is something called crepitus which is a first aid advice from PULSE FIRST AID TRAINING sound we would listen for when assessing wounds and injuries. Crepitus is the grating/grinding sound that two broken bone ends make when they rub against one another. Otherwise, the only way that you can be sure is by having your foot x-rayed. First Aid for people with foot injuries consists largely of elevation and the use of a cold compress. What you have done in terms of treatment so far is fine although I feel that you should not be putting pressure on the foot and need to go to the hospital as soon as possible since loose bone ends can cre- Ingrown toenails Ingrown toenails are known to Podiatrists as Onychocryptosis. They are common, painful conditions that occur when the skin on the side of a toenail grows over the edge of the nail, or when the nail grows into the skin. CAUSES Ingrown toenails can develop for many reasons. In some cases, the toenails are simply too large. People whose toes curl (congenitally or from disease such as arthritis) are prone to onychocryptosis. Trauma, such as stubbing a toe or having one stepped on can cause a piece of the nail to jam into the skin. Frequent running also can cause ingrown toenails. Ingrown nails can be caused by trimming them incorrectly, causing them to regrow into the skin, by excessively tight stockings, or by shoes with narrow toe boxes. Bedridden patients commonly develop ingrown toenails if the bed sheets are kept tucked in too tightly. SIGNS AND SYMPTOMS Ingrown toenails should be treated as soon as they develop. If the skin is red, painful, or swollen on the sides of the nail, there may be an infection. In a warm, often moist, and bacteria-rich environment, there is convenient entry for germs that can cause infection. At first, the skin around the nail may be mildly red or inflamed. Untreated, the nail can go under the skin, causing a severe infection. The infection should be treated with antibiotics. People who attempt to fix an infected toenail themselves may worsen the problem. TREATMENT Uninfected ingrown toenails can be treated following this regimen: ● soak the feet in warm soapy or salt water; ● dry them thoroughly with a clean towel; ● apply a mild antiseptic solution to the area; and ● bandage the toe. Various over-the-counter preparations are available that can harden the skin and shrink the soft tissue along the edge of the nail so it grows normally. A soft, foam toecap can be worn while the ingrown nail heals. If excessive inflammation, swelling, pain, and discharge develops, the toenail probably is infected and should be treated by a Podiatrist. A podiatrist can trim or remove the infected nail with a minor surgical procedure. A portion of the nail or overgrown skin is removed with a scalpel and the infection is treated. If an ingrown toenail recurs, it may require a more permanent solution. A small portion of the nail and nail matrix (part of the nail that actually grows) is removed with a scalpel or burned with a concentrated chemical solution. This is done under local anaesthetic. It makes the nail narrower and prevents a portion of the nail from growing back, ensuring that it will not irritate the skin. The chemical treatment is less invasive and causes mild inflammation that lasts about a week. This procedure often cannot be used in severe infections because the chemical used (phenol) may be neutralised by the infection. In these cases, the Podiatrist must remove the infected nail with a scalpel. PREVENTION Unless the problem is congenital, the best way to prevent ingrown toenails is to protect the feet from trauma and wear shoes with adequate room for the toes. Nails should be trimmed straight across with clippers to a comfortable length with the corners gently filed. Your Podiatrist may recommend regular treatment to round the edges professionally. Should you be concerned about your feet you can contact Rachel Dawes (The Foot Doctor) on 679 274 139 or visit www.thefootdoctor.co.uk ate tissue damage and lead to infection. A question about food poisoning ... Q How rapidly after consuming a contaminated food or drink will a person start to feel ill? How dangerous can food poisoning be and what would need to be done in response? A The answer to this is not straightforward and depends on many factors such as the amount and type of toxins in the product along with the age and health of the person involved. The symptoms of food poisoning may develop rapidly within hours or they may not occur up to a couple of days after eating the contaminated food. Commonly food poisoning can be dealt with at home but it may be advisable to seek medical advice for very young or elderly victims. The main problem is dehydration due to vomiting and diarrhoea and it is important that any person suffering from food poisoning is given plenty of bland fluids to drink… definitely avoiding caffeine and alcohol which add to the dehydration issue. The local pharmacies will be able to sell you a rehydrating product which is isotonic and hence easily absorbed from the digestive system. These products also provide the necessary quantities of salts such as potassium and sodium. Commerciallyavailable isotonic sports drinks are not so good as they can irritate the stomach. As with all First Aid situations your aim is to try to ensure that the condition of the patient does not worsen significantly and they go into shock due to fluid loss and you have to phone for an ambulance. Try to keep them resting and comfortable and encourage them to keep drinking the fluids you give them. CUT OUT THE Go Insure It Health Plan All documentation in English Freedom to choose your Doctor / Hospital Unlimited cover (applies to the overall annual maximum and in-patient benefits) 24 hour UK GP Helpline And much more! FREEPHONE 900 556 575 www.exeterfriendly.co.uk/gii 44 MAGAZINE CLUBS June 8 - June 14 2007 clubs &societies What’s going on: Jubilee Jazz Band June 15/29 Grand Café, Toscamar 20.30hrs. Tel. 657-135-920. June 12/19/26 Monroe’s Carvery, Pedreguer 21.00hrs. Tel. 96-57617-31. June 23 Bar Alexandra, Onil, 21.00hrs. Tel. 628-232-426. Band enquries Tel. 96-646-22-31/628-842-646 [email protected] Paquita’s Country Club, Benidoleig A few places are still available for Sevilla coach trip in September, contact secretary or vice chairman. Next card and board games evening June 8 fish and chips available. Enjoy a flutter and have fun at Race Night on Friday June 15. Information on notice board. www. paquitascc.com Tel. 96-640-43-06/ 96-642-52-81. Gandia Social Club June 28 summer ball - Tel. David 96287-82-98 or www.gandiaareasocialclub.com A.E.C.C.(Torrevieja Branch) June 26 TAABS Concert, Marina Bar. Tel. 654-964-994. July 4 Las Casuales dinner dance, Santa Pola. Tel. Christine 654-964-994. July 6 Teatro Municipal Torrevieja - The Impatient Patient. Tel. Paloma 646-508-068. July 7 Teatro San Fulgencio The Impatient Patient. Tel. Paloma. July 13 Concert Teatro Rojales - Magic of Musicals - tickets 10 euros from Bargain Books Torrevieja and San Miguel, Cards ‘n’ Things Quesada 96-671-62-37, Chop Shop Quesada, AECC Office, Sheila Santa Pola 96669-80-11. Info on concerts/fundraising Tel. 96-679-82-96. La Marina residents Tel. 96-679-60-04 for tickets and info. Jávea Players BBQ, dessert, wine and coffee courtesy of Mr Pinter, Mr Mortimer and the Jávea Players. Harold Pinter’s revue sketches directed by Cherry Cabban and John Mortimer’s play Knightsbridge directed by David Garnett. Next door to Ifach Golf Club off the Moraira/Calpe coast road. June 18 to June 23, 19.30hrs. 15 euros. Tel. 96-647-14-55 to book. Jávea Rotary International Fellowship Costa Blanca North Last meeting before recess June 1, restart September 14. U3A Calpe Our June meeting will be on June 14 at 10.00hrs, at the Casa de Cultura followed by a summer buffet at Agua Marina on Levante beach. Tel. 96-583-45-86 - www.U3Acalpe.com for more information. The Show Group, Torrevieja Auditions for the Jack and the Beanstalk production on November 24/25/26/27 at Los Arcos Restaurant, June 8 at 13.00hrs. Backstage crew, scenery painters are also required. Tel. 96-678-61-54/96-678-50-95. Labour International Costa Blanca North Next GM June 12. Topics: Spanish local and regional elections; Talk about work as an MP. More info: www.terra.es/personal4/Isocbn/ Roundabout Charity Shop, Jávea old town Summer sale now on - come to try, buy or donate goods. All welcome. Our shop is located in the centre of town down the little lane at the side of the post office next to Nursery. Opening hours Monday - Saturday 10.00 till 13.00hrs, closed Wednesday August 15. Rotary International Fellowship Costa Blanca North – Jávea September 14 at the Los Leones Restaurant with usual lunch and a speaker, 13.15 for 13.45hrs. Please telephone to book: 96-579-54-21 by 17.00hrs on Wednesdays. Friends are always welcome. Els Poblets English Speaking Residents’ Group Coach outing to Elche planned for June 28, 40 euros per person including local traditional lunch. We will visit the Fiesta Museum, Basilica, Arab baths, the famous Elche palm park, Salvador shoe factory where you can see shoes being made and have the chance to purchase from their warehouse. Special sizes can be made to order. Contact Heather on 96-647-5429, [email protected] as soon as possible to reserve your seat. Jávea Bridge Club We will host an Exhibition of stitched textiles, presented by the creative embroidery group of Jávea art centre. The exhibition will be open to the public on June 23 from 18.00 to 21.00hrs and on Sunday June 24 from 11.00 to 15.00hrs. note that the deadline for listings or changes is Thursday at 17.00 hrs and news articles CLUBS AND SOCIETIES: Please is Monday 17.00 hrs. If you would like us to feature your club telephone: 96 648 08 14 or email: [email protected] Volunteers needed for HELP charity shop Spain goes solo On Friday June 1, Jávea Bridge club participated in The worldwide simultaneous pairs tournament. There were 5,008 pairs from 257 clubs, located in 36 countries participated. We were the only participating club from Spain. Members have been able to watch their results see saw as the results came in from different time-zones and they have yet to be finalised. We hope to have a pair within the top rank, because we provide stiff opposition for our strong pairs. You don’t have to be over 90 to work in our charity shop but our oldest volunteer, Evie, is 99 years young, and part of a friendly team that gives up one morning a week to staff the shop. However, more volunteers are needed in the HELP charity shop in La Xara as the summer season approaches. The shop is an important source of income for the charity, and is used to provide equipment that the local hospital and health centres cannot afford, such as special beds. So if you can spare a morning on a regular basis, or can offer to be a reserve on odd days, ring the shop on 96 642 70 44 and speak to Martha, the shop manager, or call in to see her one morning. The shop hours are 9.30am to 1.30pm, except Saturdays when it closes at 1pm. The summer is usually a busy time for the shop, so extra hands are needed, and you don’t have to speak Spanish to work here, though some of the staff can speak other languages. The shop also provides medical equipment on Above: Evie, our oldest volunteer who is 99 years young Right: Martha, shop manager would be pleased to speak to anyone who can spare a morning loan such as walking frames, wheelchairs, crutches, bath seats etc. The shop is situated on Avinguda del Oeste 29 in La Xara, the main street that leads to Jávea. ALBIR Aerobics and Pilates Ballet/Aerobics school. Tel. 96-686-42-63 Arts and Crafts Tuesdays/Thursdays. Tel. 96-686-81-82. Card Making Class Thursdays 10.30-12.30hrs. Tel. 96-686-66-80. Costa Blanca Anglican Chaplaincy Marina Alta & Costa Blanca Floral Club Tel. Margaret 96-579-10-04. School of Ministry Biblical, theological and Christian courses - www. bensom.org - Tel. 96-573-34-62. The King’s Church Sundays 11.00hrs. thekingschurch.net. Tel. 665-278-801 - www. A Course in Miracles Euroslim Mondays 17.00hrs. Tel. 96-588-11-02/629-656-434. New Hope Christian Fellowship Sunday 11.00hrs. Tel. Pastor Stuart Wilson 635-359-581. Patchwork Quilting Club Fridays 10.30hrs. Tel. Jean 639-566-692. Spanish Dance School Flamenco/Rumba/Tango/Salsa. Tel. 627-019-403. ALCALALÍ Jalón Valley Writers Group First/3rd Wednesdays 20.00hrs. Tel. Jill 96-597-33-93. Wednesday nights. Tel. 639-361-999 - www.innerpeace. es Fridays/Mondays 14.00-17.00hrs. Tel. 96-648-22-68. The Dutch Belgium Club Fridays, La Luna ‘live music’. Tel. 96-648-30-68. ALFAZ DEL PI Alfaz Animal Home Monday - Saturday. Tel. 96-588-71-16/96-588-90-71. Alfaz Spiritual Foundation Sunday Service 18.30hrs. Tel. 96-574-56-06/616-319-725. Casa Sjengarden Cultural Benitachell HELP Volunteers needed. Tel. 667-034-576 - www.helpofDénia. com Dru Yoga Children/adults. Tel. 639-361-999 - www.innerpeace.es Day workshop. Tel. Chris Padro 653-468-373. Egyptian belly dance classes Mondays/Thursdays. Tel. 96-588-90-05/659-549-276 Reiki Tel. Louise, Usui and Shambala 96-588-95-04. Sporting Alfàs Cricket Club Tel. Phillip Pennick 96-686-69-65. The Third Age Home Charity Shop [email protected] - Tel. 96-579-44-62 Yoga Wednesdays 15.00hrs. Tel. Louise 96-588-95-04. ALICANTE Alicante Writers’ Group 2nd Thursday 20.00hrs. Tel. 636-675-127/639-280-286. English Speaking Club Penny: [email protected]. ALTEA Altea English Library Mondays/Thursdays/Fridays. Tel. 96-584-47-07. BENIDOLEIG Benidoleig Jive Sundays 19.45hrs, El Cid. Tel. 96-557-06-77. Paquita’s Country Club Tel. 96-640-43-06/96-642-52-81 or www.paquitascc.com Valleys International Bridge and Social Club Tuesdays and Thursdays El Cid, 13.30hrs. Tel. 96-64045-33. BENIDORM Benidorm Card Making Class Nola’s Fitness Class Legs, Bums and Tums/pilates. Tel. 669-377-830 Reiki Educational 1st Sundays, innerpeace.es 11.00hrs. Tel. 639-361-999 - www. Tai Chi Class Wednesdays 10.30-11.30/11.45-12.45hrs. Tel. 619-613-236. Yoga on the move Walk/talk Yoga! Tel. 639-361-999 - www.innerpeace.es CALPE ACEC - Cultural and Ecological Association 1st Saturday. Tel. 639-637-520 - www.acecalpe.org. Association Foreign Property Owners Information to help ex-pats in Calpe. 10 euros per household. Tel. 96-583-01-06/96-583-59-75. Amigos de los Niños de EMAUS Improve the lives of the underprivileged children. Tel. Carole 639-637-520/Lin 679-813-462. Badminton Club Mondays/Thursdays 09.00hrs. Tel. Diana 96-649-84-82. British Sub Aqua Club Scuba divers Jávea/Moraira/Calpe. Tel. 96-646-39-06/96583-21-69 - www.bsacmarinaalta.com Service 11.00hrs. Tel. Pastor John Adamson 96-583-2607. Calpe Craft Club Tel. Dilys 96-583-93-60. Calpe HELP Be a volunteer. Tel. 616-237-135 - www.helpofDénia.com. Calpe Tuesday Walkers Tel. Tim 96-579-38-47 - [email protected]. Cantal Roig Dance Group Learn local folk dances, 19.00hrs. Tel. 666-253-480. Costa Blanca Bikers Kingpins Skittles Club Monday nights 19.30hrs. Tel. Jan 600-837-054. Machine Knitting Club Help Benidorm International Probus Club of Calpe & District Tel. 96-671-96-53 - provincialcharitysteward@hotmail. com. Re-Upholstery Rotary International Fellowship CB North Fridays 13.45hrs. Tel. by Wednesday 17.00hrs - 96-57954-21. Royal Society of St George on the CB Tel. 96-579-16-94/96-649-34-38/609-812-285/609-156-759 Waggs Breeders/owners of birds. Tel. Nick 645-503-219. Women in Business Club Free networking/support club. Tel. 96-597-32-34. DÉNIA Amigos de Dénia Shop in Paseo del Saladar 87, Mondays - Saturdays 10.00-13.00hrs. Tel. 96-642-42-99. Retired business men. 4th Wednesday. Tel. 96-597-34-59. Rodeo Stompers Linedancing Tel. Barbara 630-113-649. Rotary International Fellowship Club Tuesday lunches 13.00hrs. Tel. 96-583-89-41. Royal British Legion Calpe Fridays 11.00hrs. Tel. 96-583-10-26/96-584-24-67. Social Scene Knitting and crochet workshop. Tel. 96-579-44-62 Villasol Squares Thursdays 20.00hrs. Tel. 96-574-46-12/96-649-76-57. CARTAGENA Buddhism Thursdays 20.30hrs. Tel. 636-002-034 after 19.00hrs. COSTA BLANCA Alcoholics Anonymous North: 648-169-045. South: 625-912-078. Spanish: 96-52194-71. Aromatherapy Tel. Brenda 96-285-56-24 - [email protected]. Bereavement Group For parents who have lost a child. Tel. 96-692-34-05. Charity e-cards Send electronic greetings cards while donating 50% to charity - www.charitye-cards.co.uk. P.I.R.E.E. Last Thursdays 19.00hrs, Els Poblets Bar. GANDIA Wednesday evenings. Tel. Chris 96-280-82-86 Tel. 626-676-024 - [email protected]. Gandia Area Social Club Gandia Help Tel. Tony 96-281-90-04 - www.helpofDénia.com Sociedad Protectora de Animales Viewing days Tuesdays/Thursdays/Saturdays, 12.0014.00hrs. Tel. 96-286-81-58/96-280-70-42. The Gandia Bridge Club Thursdays 16.00hrs. Tel. Fred 96-283-93-70. The Royal British Legion, Gandia Branch First Tuesdays. Tel. Cilla 676-938-739. Western Dancers Alfauir Fridays 19.00hrs - Tel. Patricia 96-285-58-87/629-937971. GATA DE GORGOS AMADEM Tel. 96-576-13-49 - [email protected]. JALÓN Critical Mass Bike Ride, Dénia First Saturday - Tel. 618-223-927. Dénia Anglican Church Sundays 11.45hrs at church on left on Las Rotas road. Learn about Spain. Tel. Jazz 652-584-272. Shelter, feed/re-home cats. Tel. 628-498-813. Charity shop in Els Poblets, Monday-Saturday 10.00-14.00hrs. Dénia Choral Society Mondays/Thursdays. Tel. Chris 96-575-53-49. Dénia Craft Club Dénia International Bridge Club Jalón Mingles 30+Club Sundays 20.30hrs. Tel. 646-274-926/619-933-187. Jalón Valley Dolls House & Miniatures Club 1st Wednesdays. Tel. [email protected]. Dénia Writers Circle Alternate Thursdays 15.00hrs. Tel. 96-643-19-14. Exciting Oils Club Wednesday afternoons. Tel. Hanka 96-640-80-36. HELP of Dénia Volunteers providing support. Interpreters Monday - Friday 11.00-14.00hrs. Medical equipment. Tel. 96642-70-44/96-578-72-76/96-557-27-54 - www.helpofdenia. com. International Fellowship Dénia 1st and 3rd Monday 19.30hrs. Tel. 96-575-53-49/96-57886-24. Fridays 20.00hrs. Tel. 96-642-31-58/660-871-023. Tuesday evenings. Tel. Amy 662-140-040 Wednesdays 10.00-12.00hrs. Tel. 96-578-21-52. Patchwork Circle Learn patchwork. Tel. Jean 96-642-41-96. Sewing Group Tel. Christine 96-578-57-10. Solidarity in Dénia Spanish/English together. - [email protected]. Tai Chi Monday mornings 11.00hrs. Tel. 646-821-614. The Spiritually Free Society All welcome. Tel. 96-647-11-73/650-334-443 U3A Dénia 96-648-11-17 - Lions Clubs International Twice monthly 19.00hrs. Tel. 675-377-473 The Marina Alta Slimming Club Wednesdays 11.15hrs. Tel. 96-558-14-18/680-138-931. The Money Club - Xaló Tel. 96-573-34-11. U3A Vall de Pop Tel. Agnes 96-648-25-49 - www.u3avalldelpop.com. JÁVEA Monday/Wednesday, 16.00hrs. Tel. 96-578-53-87. Mums and Tots Tuesdays 10.00-11.30hrs. Tel. 620-147-089. Tuesdays/Sundays. Tel. 96-647-51-77. Camera Club C/ San José, 14. Monday - Friday 10.00-13.00hrs. Yoga Children aged 4+ from September 2007 and summer school - www.totalique-twirlers.org Tel. Pat 96-583-45-86. ELS POBLETS Els Poblets English Speaking Residents Group Asociación Protectora de Animales - Charity Shop Jewellery Classes Costa Barber Singers ELCHE Elche RFC Fights for the rights of those with mental disabilities. Tel. 96-646-91-20. Yoga BENISSA Last Tuesdays 11.00hrs. Tel. 96-563-44-76/616-172-209. Shop at No 1 Calle San Antonio. Tel. 669-635-438. A.P.A.D. - Dénia Dog Sanctuary Totalique Twirlers Interested in Porcelain dolls? Tel. 96-573-11-98. The Royal British Legion, Campello Branch www.gandiaareasocialclub.com - Tel. 96-287-82-98 Tel. Pat 96-574-13-39 Tel. Pat 96-583-45-86 - www.u3acalpe.com. BENIMARCO Wednesdays/Thursdays. Tel. Yvonne 696-655-028. Ballroom, Latin and Salsa Dancing 2nd Monday 12.00-13.00hrs - www.rafancb.org - Tel. 96642-15-93. 1st/3rd Tuesday 11.00hrs. Tel. 96-585-95-88. Benimarco Doll Group Reiki Group RAFA North 2nd Wednesday 11.30hrs. Tel. Ian 600-867-398. Royal British Legion Benidorm Wednesdays 19.30hrs. Tel. 96-572-42-73/96-572-41-21. Thursdays 10.00-13.00hrs. Tel. 96-563-03-30. Azahar Fun Quiz and Dinner Evening Gandia Irish Setdancing The Benimar Social Group El Campello Craft Club Centre NARPO – Costa Blanca North U3A CALPE BENIMAR Dogs looking for homes. Blood tested, microchipped, inoculated/sterilised. Tel. 96-563-57-83/664-151-677. Los Caballos Tennis Club LRAU-LUV Valencian land grab problems? Tel. 600-837054 - www.abusos-no.org. C/ Loreto, Dénia. Thursdays 14.30hrs. Tel. 96-642-07-23. Face character problems. Thursdays. Tel. 96-583-13-62. Tuesday 11.00-13.00hrs. Tel. Di 616-309-341 D.I.N.A Land Problems Dénia Cat Protection League - Aldea Felina Do you ride a Harley? Tel. Max 625-011-892. Patchwork in Calpe Crafty Di’s Monday/Friday 10.45-12.15hrs. Tel. 96-685-22-93. Queries/problems: Tel. 96-647-57-62/96-647-45-24. Outings to places of interest. Information pack for new arrivals. Tel. Heather 96-647-54-29 - [email protected] Harley Owner’s Group Cat welfare. Tel. 96-680-69-76/654-729-977. BENIJÓFAR Callanetics – Exercises Many children in Romania are abandoned or live in very poor conditions. Charity no. 1089073. Tel/fax: 00441622-762-743 - [email protected]. Dénia - Calpe - Orba Triangle Tuesdays 19.00-22.00hrs. Tel. Peter 686-208-730 Monday - Saturday 10.00-14.00hrs. Tel. 687-398-507 - www. myvicinity.co.uk to view the dogs - All MOT’d. Rugby Club. Tel. 618-048-532/647-618-463. Wednesdays 20.00hrs. Sundays bike ride. Tel. 670-387967. GATAMI Befriending cats French-speaking association with all nationalities. Tel. 96-586-20-26/616-007-946. Mondays 20.00hrs, Mason de Paco bar, Jávea - Benitachell Calpe Christian Fellowship Ladies Social/Fundraising Club. Tel. 96-587-47-23. Les Amis de la Francophonie Culture & Loisirs Costa Blanca Yachting Association Masonry Costa Blanca MOFTAG Wednesdays 11.00hrs. Tel. 699-301-494/96-584-59-01. Tel. 96-673-02-10/616-651-143/618-414-243. Hope for the family Romania Trust Martial Art Meet new friends. Tel. 96-586-47-34/669-988-615. International Singles Club Tel. Steve 667-764-412 - [email protected]. EL CAMPELLO Religion of Light and Sound of God. Tel. 686-161-889. All ladies welcome. Tel. Betty Inglis 609-477-476. Friends 1st Thursday 19.30hrs. Tel. Tony 666-097-807. Costa Blanca Samaritans Eckankar Ladies Lunch Club Tel. Vilma 96-583-76-31/Jean 96-573-31-47. History Group Costa Blanca Mountain Walkers Help and advice. Sylvia Tel. 96-640-08-75. Monday - Thursday. Tel. Julie 636-373-750. Tuesday 10.30-12.30hrs. Tel. Anne 96-686-66-80. Tel. 679-751-281. Medical aids: Tel. 96-687-86-02. Home visits: Tel. 96-587-85-41. Interpreters needed: Tel. 679751-281. www.costablancaflyers.net - Tel.629-352-727/679-352-327. 45 A.P.A.C. - Asociación Protectora de Animales de El Campello - charity shop Diabetes Support Jewellery Classes 16.30-19.00hrs - musical/literary. Tel. 96-686-05-22 Emotional Freedom Techniques Costa Blanca Flyers Costa Blanca Video and DVD Club Tel. 664-358-961, - [email protected]. Needle Craft Group Church of England. Senior Chaplain - Father Eric Lewis Tel. 96-649-07-37/696-754-439. Chaplain: Father Peter Edwards Tel. 630-103-378. www.costablanca-anglicanchaplaincy.org. Depart 10.00hrs. Boots, water and first aid kit required. Tel. 96-283-99-53/96-647-66-37. BENITACHELL Egyptian Bellydance Tel. Shona 659-549-276. MAGAZINE CLUBS June 8 - June 14 2007 Acrylics Workshops Wednesday afternoons - Craft Centre. Tel. 96-646-34-30 Animales de San Antonio Help needed - Cat Welfare Programme. Tel. 646-866-432 APASA Tel. 96-579-68-54. Art Centre Association Jávea Tel. 96-647-20-49 Art Clubs in Jávea Tel. 96-579-44-62. Art of Enlightenment Workshops Fridays 14.00-16.30hrs. Tel. 96-646-36-89/670-384-851. Bob Ross Artcasa Art classes. Tel. Gaynor 620-664-988 Campo Crafters Alternate Tuesdays 10.00-12.30hrs. Tel. 639-987-301 Cáncer Charity Centre, Jávea Park Monday - Saturday 10.00-13.00hrs. Tel. 96-579-01-29. Classic Choir Friday evenings. Tel. Ann/Colin 96-579-03-71 Jávea Al-Anon Support Group Tel. 96-646-36-89. Jávea Backgammon Club Mondays 20.00-23.00hrs. Tel. Steve 635-377-335. Jávea Book Circle Tel. Anne/Huw Griffith 96-647-21-05. Jávea Bridge Club Tel. 96-597-77-78 - u3adenia.org Avda de Paris, Jávea Park. Tel. Margaret 96-579-34-13. www.javeabridgeclub.com Worship Service Jávea China and Porcelain Painting Sunday Service 10.30hrs. Tel. Barbara 96-578-21-52. Tel. Lavender Studio 96-646-15-37. 46 MAGAZINE CLUBS June 8 - June 14 2007 Jávea Community Group Moraira HELP Jávea International Baptist Church Shirley’s Classes Tel. Jeni 96-579-04-70. Sunday 11.00hrs. Tel. 638-205-280. Santa Pola/Gran Alacant Writer’s Circle Tel. Ian 667-036-188 - www.helpofDénia.com Tel. 600-277-869. TEULADA Aerobics to pole dancing. Tel. Shirley 96-574-41-17. Asociación Benéfica de Teulada - charity shop Jávea Ladies The Charity Shop Moraira Tel. 96-579-44-62. Avenida Mediterráneo 10.00-12.30hrs Monday - Friday. Tel. Pat 606-274-948. Jávea Lions Club The Spiritually Free Society Gardeners’Circle Legs bums/tums, Mondays 16.00hrs. Tel. 96-642-34-63. 2nd Tuesdays/4th Thursdays. Restaurant La Sella 20.00hrs. Jávea Netball Club L’Àncora Club Wednesdays 20.00-21.30hrs. Jávea Players Tel. Margarete 96-574-06-66. Tel. Sandra 650-334-443. MURCIA-MAR MENOR La Fustera Church of England Tel. Edith 96-574-54-30/Josie 96-649-72-03. Duplicate Bridge Thursdays 18.30-22.00hrs. Tel. 96-857-57-60/676-346-118 The English Choir Thursdays. Tel. June 96-578-67-12/Colin 96-577-12-87. Help Murcia Mar Menor Tel. 96-648-20-60 Jávea Speakers & Toastmasters Tel. Sylvia 96-579-23-16. Jazzercise Tel. Lisa 687-275-592/96-577-07-56. Labour International CB North www.terra.es/personal4/lsocbn/ Martial Art Thursdays 18.30-19.30hrs. Tel. 664-358-961. Nueva Jávea Social Club Tel. Angela 96-646-09-78 - [email protected] Oasis Evangelical Centre Sundays 11.00hrs. Tel. 96-646-28-48. Public Library Tuesdays/Saturdays 10.00-12.00hrs. Tel. 636-898-162 Reiki Friday mornings. Tel. Richard 96-647-15-62. Rotary International Fellowship CB Fridays 13.15hrs. Tel. 96-579-54-21. Roundabout Charity Shop Jávea Jávea old town. 10.00-13.00hrs Monday - Saturday. Royal British Legion, Jávea Tuesdays 11.00hrs. Tel. Hilary 96-577-01-21. 10.00-13.30hrs Monday - Friday. Tel. 616-546-378 [email protected] The No-smoking Club Mar Menor Wednesdays Biblioteca [email protected] Centre - Tel. 96-678-68-87. Mondays - Fridays 10.00-13.30hrs. Rascals Wednesdays/Fridays 18.30-19.30hrs. Tel. 664-358-961. Oliva Circle of Friends Alpengold Showband Reiki Association of Retired Police Officers Royal Air Forces Association Tuesdays 13.00hrs. Tel. Bas 96-677-50-75/Di 96-571-66-01. Tel. 609-477-476/96-505-06-30 - [email protected] Oliva Knitting Group Wednesdays 14.00hrs. [email protected]. Tel. 647-202-940 - knit- 2nd Wednesdays 10.30hrs. Tel. 96-679-70-15. Belly Dancing with Cleo Tuesdays/Wednesdays/Thursdays. Tel. 619-512-714. Silk Crafts Tel. Rayne 96-283-99-11 - [email protected] Bob Ross Artcasa Diners Club Tel. Jazz 652-584-272/Jean 96-648-04-61. MARINA ALTA 4 Paz Save our sea. Tel. 628-031-758 - www.4paz.org. Marina Alta Equine Society Bon Bon Club Tennis Club Campoamor May 21, 14.00hrs, New York Bar, Washington Square. Wednesdays 15.00hrs/Sunday 10.30hrs. Tel. 675-395-168 Cabaret Dance Group The Buffs Tel. 647-082-021. Wednesdays 16.00hrs. Tel. John 96-671-81-22. CALPE - Aid for the physically & mentally disabled The Carrot Crunchers Club Mondays 19.30-22.00hrs. Tel. Carole 96-283-96-60. ORBA Lions Clubs International Tel. Bob Spokes 675-377-473. PARCENT Tel. Jenny Bussey 96-640-53-65. PEDREGUER Costa Blanca Cross Stitchers Thursdays 14.00-16.00hrs. Tel. Vivian 96-597-95-34 The Enrique Montoliu Foundation Ecological Mediterranean Garden. Tel. 96-352-30-99 PEGO Charity Book Stall Pego Thursday Market Profits to animal protection charity. Tel. 96-597-72-28. 1st Sunday 12.30hrs. Tel. Roy 676-919-630. Celtic Supporters Club Last Friday 11.00hrs at the Biblioteca. Tuesdays 09.30hrs. Tel. Caroline 96-640-08-78 MAZARRÓN Cañadas del Romero Mazarrón Yoga/Spanish/flower arranging etc. Tel. 660-384-778. Mazarrón Bahía Lions Club 2nd/4th Mondays. Tel. 96-815-45-89 P.A.L.S. Fundraising for medical equipment. www.mazarron. com. Tel. 96-813-88-23/626-460-465 MORAIRA Artists Unlimited Thursdays 10.30-12.30hrs. Tel. 96-574-41-94/96-583-6064. Pego Craft Club Tuesdays 15.00-17.00hrs. Tel. Val 96-283-94 06. Royal British Legion, Pego 1st/3rd Tuesdays 12.00hrs. Tel. 96-558-43-29/96-558-74-00. Moraira - Centre Vital Pilates Step/Qi - Gong/Capoeira. Tel. 699-456-978. Moraira & District Royal Naval Association Tel. Peter 96-640-40-54/Robert 96-649-51-11. Tel. Yvonee 96-679-68-20. Church Services of the Anglican Sunday service 18.00hrs. Tel. 96-833-82-92/96-676-27-15. C & M Crafts Tel. Christine/Margaret 96-670-72-23. Company Women Lunches 1st Thursdays. Tel. Caroline 96-679-53-22. Crescendo International Choir Tel. Sue 96-678-41-08/Phyl 96-678-53-32. Wednesdays/Thursdays 19.00hrs. Tel. 635-584-431. Tuesdays 10.00-12.00hrs. Tel. 96-671-16-53/647-356-945. El Limonar neighbourhood watch Tel. 96-678-58-32/96-678-54-30/96-678-44-12. Slimming Club Emerald Isle Mother and Toddler Group Wednesdays 15.30-16.30hrs, Societat de Caçadors Mondays 11.00-13.00hrs. Tel. 675-401-325/617-232-235. The Monte Pego Theatre Company Gardening Club Vega Baja Tel. 96-597-75-34. PILAR DE LA HORADADA Coro Pilar Mixed Choir Friday 18.00hrs. Tel. Christine 96-676-23-08. Mondays 20.00-23.00hrs. Tel. Roger 96-676-23-08. Wednesdays/Fridays 20.00-22.30hrs. Tel. 610-981-795. Toastmasters International Increase your self-confidence/communication - www. levantetm.com for information. 1st Monday 14.00hrs. Tel. 96-671-66-76/96-671-65-27. Gloria’s Crafts and Hobbies Tel. Gloria/Avril 96-572-44-42/690-351-015. Golden Girls Alternate Wednesdays 14.00-16.00hrs. Tel. 96-532-90-92. HELP Association of Torrevieja Tel. 96-672-37-33/24hr help-line 96-570-42-82. Jardín del Mar Urbanisation, Neighbourhood Tel. Anne 96-670-19-21/José 96-570-97-98. International Ladies Choir Tel. Derek 96-676-06-63. Rehearse Mondays. The Friendship Club The Royal Air Forces Association CB Branch 1359 3rd Tuesday, 14.30hrs. Tel. 96-672-34-51/686-859-441 The Royal Naval Association Torrevieja Branch 1st Wednesdays 17.00hrs. Tel. Rod 96-676-42-92 Torrevieja Barbershop Harmonisers Tuesdays 10.00-12.30hrs. Tel. 96-671-72-62/96-677-50-29 Torrevieja Christian Fellowship Sundays 09.30hrs. Communion 11.30hrs. Tel. 96-670-03-91. Torrevieja Coda Group Relationship problems? Tel. 96-678-42-83. Torrevieja Computer Club Wednesdays 19.30hrs. Tel. Anne 96-678-62-81 Torrevieja Costa Lions Club 2nd/4th Thursdays 19.00hrs. Tel. 96-676-48-82. Torrevieja Digital Camera Club 1st/3rd Tuesday. Tel. 96-679-80-84 - [email protected]. Torrevieja Flower Club May 16, 14.00hrs. Tel. 96-677-51-67/96-670-73-30 Torrevieja Self Awareness and Healing Fellowship Tel. Morag 96-572-02-56 - [email protected]. Torrevieja U3A Tel. Ann Ross 96-677-30-22. Torrevieja Writers’ Circle Wednesdays 11.00-13.00hrs. Tel. Nik 96-679-68-66 Total Crafts Mondays 14.00-17.00hrs. Tel. 96-678-99-77/96-670-62-68 Trailblazers Line Dancers, Torreta 2 Wednesdays. Tel. Gill 96-571-85-80. Trash and Treasure Sundays 15.00hrs. Tel. 96-571-31-17/647-843-387. Vecinos Cooperando Vega Baja Tel. 96-679-88-89/96-678-44-04/96-571-62-58. Velvetones Tel. 96-572-70-34/96-678-41-39 - www.velvetones.net World Ship Society Just Brass Mondays 18.00hrs. Tel. 96-676-51-66 - Jim2stevens@yahoo. co.uk. Sundays 11.00hrs. Tel. Pastors Rod/Janet McCoy 96671-25-84 Keep Fit Valencia Native American Flute Circle Quesada Art Group Labour International CB South QUESADA Church On The Way Tel. Suzanne 680-961-025. The Spiritual Awareness Society of Spain Sundays 11.30hrs/Tuesdays 19.30hrs and Thursdays 14.00/18:30/19.15/20.00hrs. Tel. 96-570-33-46/96-676-33-54. SAN JUAN San Juan and District English Speaking Club Tel. 96-565-21-14. Wednesdays/Sundays 12.00-14.30hrs. SANET I NEGRALS Costa Blanca Striders Tel. Phil/Laura 96-649-12-19. Father Noe Tel. 699-928-377. Parochial Tel. 96-670-39-65. Dolores - Catral Area M&M’s Dance Clubs Tel. Chris 96-587-88-79. Chapel Santa María del Mar Denelle Dance Club Pego Aerobics Tel. Graham/Jean 96-678-47-35. Day care and teaching for disabled. Tel. 626-514-123/696876-688. Tel. Steve 669-340-528/Maureen 618-180-290. Orba Slimmers The Financial Forum U3A - Marina Baixa 3rd Tuesday 19.30hrs. Tel. Dennis 600-670-870. Monday/Wednesday - Friday 10.00hrs. Tel. 696-199-265. Jazz Greats MARINA BAIXA Royal British Legion, Hondón Tennis Tel. 96-558-77-47 - marinaaltaequinesociety@yahoo. com. Tel. Phillip Day 618-830-830. Branch No.1359. 3rd Tuesday. Tel. 96-679-80-71/96-501-3186 - mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/rafacostablanca Tel. Denis 96-679-09-27/Ron 96-679-03-69. Pilates Tel. Garry 619-767-006. Tel. Ann Barber 96-671-73-10. Bob Ross Painting Wall Hangings and Rug Making Club Business 4 Business Networking Club Variety show group for raising money. Tel. 96-672-72-82. Tennis Club Los Amigos Mediterranean Garden Society LLÍBER Tel. 96-570-82-27 - [email protected] San Luis Neighbourhood Watch Chris Jarvis Dance Academy Tel. Joy 96-578-72-76/Mavis 96-642-14-34. Tel. Jane 667-836-495. Art classes. Tel. 620-664-988 - gaynorartclass@hotmail. com. Tuesdays/Thursdays. Tel. 96-676-06-63/96-676-01-38. The HELP Charity Shop Tel. Mike/Jan 96-679-85-88/627-030-404. Tuesdays/Friday 17.00-19.00hrs. Tel. 606-919-124. Squash/Raquetball Club Los Amigos 2nd Monday. Tel. 96-640-53-80. Tel. Maureen 690-756-836. Tel. Amanda 600-612-368/Sally 635-343-867. Martial Art Cherokee Line Dancers The Cancer Support Group Mingles - 2 Age Concern CB Sur International Music Circle LA XARA Tel. 96-649-08-40. Postnatal Support Group The Original Charity shop and library Mondays/Wednesdays/Thursdays. Tel. 96-588-24-08 MAPA Social Club Wednesdays 12.00-14.00hrs Tel. Sue 96-679-86-40. Wednesday 10.00-13.00hrs. Tel. 96-579-00-86/96-646-32-27. LA NUCÍA Tel. Lynne Adams 96-678-56-61. Tel. Val 96-283-94-06/650-278-592 Mondays 11.00hrs. Tel. 96-558-14-18/680-138-931. Tuesdays. Tel. Maria Palomar 96-646-08-51. Lynne’s Lively Ladies Friends in Oliva The Material Girls Yoga Tel. Sally/Gerry 600-362-044. A Touch of Class Taoist Tai Chi Society of Jávea Alternate Tuesdays 09.30-12.00hrs. Tel. 639-987-301 Linedance Unlimited Nirvana Dining Club Western line-dancing www.u3ajavea.org - Tel. Rosi 96-599-52-27 2nd Thursday. Tel. 96-672-28-61. Tel. 96-571-66-79/96-679-82-96. La Marina: 96-679-60-04. Tango Argentino U3A Jávea Los Balcones Neighbourhood Watch CB Tuesdays/Thursdays/Saturdays. Tel. 96-285-25-82 Tel. Val 96-283-94-06 - [email protected] Monday - Saturday 10.00-13.00hrs. Tel. 96-646-08-03. Increase your confidence/communication. Tel. 678-105008/96-818-32-58 - www.toastmasters.org. Egyptian Belly Dance Classes 19.00-20.00hrs. Tel. Carlos 667-959-237. Tel. 96-579-44-62 - [email protected] La Zenia Toastmasters A.E.C.C Tel. Suzi 659-677-749/Jo 686-887-592. www.thisisyourbible.com The Oliva Craft Club The Costa Blanca Yarn Group A Bible Message La Siesta Evangelical Church Rev. Daniel Reyes B.D. Tel. 96-850-80-28 - www.TorreviejaInformation.com/lasiestachurch Mirador Dance Club Costa Blanca Christadelphians Tai Chi ‘Yang’ Style Tel. Jean 649-161-290 - www.taoist.org. Tel. Dougie 628-789-335. Wednesday 19.45hrs at PALS social club. Action 4 Anim Tuesday/Wednesdays. Tel. 96-579-56-56. Tel. Tamar 96-579-69-83/617-591-145. 6-a-Side football in the Torrevieja Area Tel. CALPE 96-587-51-28. OLIVA Sundays/Mondays/Tuesdays/Thursdays 10.00hrs. Tel. 606-919-124. Salsa classes TORREVIEJA La Siesta - Computer Club Tuesdays 10.00hrs. Tel. 96-670-69-59/96-678-99-65. Tel. Suzanne 627-371-731. 2nd Thursdays 11.00hrs. Tel. Alan 96-692-50-59. Tel. Alice 96-640-80-70/Joan 96-576-14-74. SANTA POLA Santa Pola Dollshouse Group 2nd Wednesdays 10.30am. Tel. Janette 96-541-54-10. Tel. 96-341-76-56 - www.geocities.com/entreflautas VILLAJOYOSA Caring Together L.A Concert Band www.caringspain.com - [email protected] Ladies Self Improvement Group (LSIG) Craft Classes Tel. Lorraine 96-671-94-84/687-429-144/670-719-911. Tel. Violet 96-670-25-56. La Marina & San Fulgencio Computer Club Wednesdays 11.00-16.00hrs. Tel. Ron 96-679-03-96. La Marina Residents Association 11.00-12.00hrs Monday - Friday, C/Madrid Urbanisation. Reiki VALENCIA La Marina Tappers Dance Troupe VILLAMARTÍN Wednesdays/Thursdays. Tel. 96-676-52-00/676-754-489. XÀTIVA Ballroom, Latin/Salsa Dancing Xàtiva Tel. 626-676-024 - [email protected]. P.E.P.A - The Helping Hands Charity Mondays/Fridays. Tel. 96-679-68-20/660-191-975. Dogs: Tel. 678-059-750/650-256-678. Domestic cats: 96-28071-59. Feral cats: 605-460-828. - www.pepaspain.com. La Siesta Charity Library Xàtiva Fellowship Club C/ Weber, 12, La Siesta. 10.30-12.30hrs Tel. 96-678-55-13. 1st Tuesdays 19.30hrs. Tel. Sue 96-228-75-49. MAGAZINE WHERE TO GO June 8 - June 14 2007 47 WHERE TO GO What’s on & where to go This week’s hot spots Fancy a bit of theatre to put the drama back into your week?...Check out our suggestions for plays, courses, galleries, and museums, or book ahead for music festivals, like the Grec festival in Barcelona. Of course, if your week is already hectic, maybe take time out with a spa treatment in Valencia, and a gentle putt on the green... THEATRE: Benidorm Cabaret: Rich Bitch Showbar with nightly cabaret performances, located at the Calle del Pal, 4, Old Town, 03500, Benidorm. Benitachell Stage Door Performing Arts are presenting The Ragged Child musical drama, set in the slums of Victorian times. Written for the National Youth Music Theatre in 1985, well-known actors such as Jude Law and Jason Statham appeared in the original production, with the play winning the Edinburgh Festival Fringe Award. With over forty characters, the show mixes drama with music in almost operetta style, to highlight the living conditions and inequalities of the time. Performances are at Ondara Auditorio on June 16 14.00hrs and 19.30hrs, with a final performance on Sunday at 17.00hrs. Tickets are €10.00. Box office at Humpty Dumpty’s at Jávea Park, Rascals in Moraira, or Kelly’s at La Xara. Tel. Stage Door 680 673 871. Café d’Art – This two floor gallery holds regular exhibitions of art of various mediums, including large abstract paintings. Located at the Calle Andrés Lambert No 4-6, 03730, Jávea. Tel. 96 646 12 94. MUSEUMS: Guadalest Museo de Microminiaturas – A collection of micro. miniature works of art on display at the centre of Guadalest. Tel. 96 588 50 62 Casa Típica – Museum in a village house in the old town of Guadalest showing every day life from the 18th century until the arrival of electricity in the 20th Century. Also a demonstration of the traditional method of producing olive oil. Tel. 96 588 52 38. Museo de Tortura Medieval – A torture museum with exhibits from the Mediaeval times to the 20th Century. Located in Guadalest. Tel. 610 051 001. Jijona Museo del Turrón – A private museum dedicated to the turrón (nougat) and marzipan industry in Jijona/Xixona. Situated on the Carretera Jijona-Busot. Tel. 96 561 02 25. AMUSEMENT AND LEISURE: Elche Río Safari – The park is located off the Santa Pola motorway near Elche/Elx in the region of Alicante. The park contains hippos, elephants, giraffes, tigers, lions, primates, caiman farm, an aquarium, an aviary and a reptile house. Tel. 96 663 82 88. STAGE DOOR: Performers in ‘The Ragged child’ Torrevieja Chicken and Chuckles is being shown at the Olympia Theatre in the grounds of the Olympia Restaurant in Mil Palmeras, Campoverde on June 23/24 at 20.00hrs. If you want more info call Diane on 96 532 14 94. SUMMER COURSES: Yacht courses – Mar Menor School based in La Manga – tuition with a yachts master instructor including an introduction in to sailing. All RYA practical and one day courses. Tel. 968 14 37 18. Nautical Costa Blanca S.L Puerto de Alicante – RYA training centre. Repairs and maintenance and storage facilities. Tel. 96 532 26 56. E- learning computer courses – The ECDL, (European Computer Driving Licence). Learn from home, or in an internet café at your own pace. Tel. 96 677 50 31. FIESTAS: Alicante - beginning June 21 The Summer Solstice (commonly known as the Hogueras de San Juan) is an amalgamation of the ancient pagan celebration of the summer solstice and the Christian feast of San Juan. Papier mâché figures are erected and placed around the town accompanied by music, dancing, food and plenty of drink. Huge firework displays take place every night beginning at midnight from Alicante castle and simultaneously, the papier mâché figures are set alight. A beauty contest also follows the spectacular. For further information please log on to www.alicante-ayto.com Moraira The Moors and Christians fiesta takes place during the 2nd and 3rd weeks of June, along with music and parades. GALLERIES AND EXHIBITIONS: Galería Italia – A gallery featuring contemporary, abstract and figurative art. Located in the Calle Italia, 9, 03003, Alicante. Tel. 96 502 00 91. Fusion Gallery – A permanent exhibition of original paintings and sculptures by international artists. Located at the Calle Jesús, 1, 03579, Altea. Tel. 902 888 066/667 581 496. Torrevieja Acuario Municipal de Santa Pola – Divided into 9 large aquariums that display the flora and fauna of the Mediterranean sea with turtles, groupers, morays and sea bass. Tel. 96 541 69 16. Valencia Theme Park Monte Tossal – Located in the city centre next to the castle of San Fernando, the park is located on the side of Mount Tossal and is divided up to represent the regions of Valencia. The park includes a mini golf course, giant chess and petanque. Tel. 96 514 32 90. MUSIC: Barcelona Grec Festival – June 18 to August 5 boasts a programme blending home-bred talent with stars from other climes, such as performances by actresses in the latest La Fura dels Baus production, Àlex Rigola’s stage adaptation of a Roberto Bolaño novel, Shakespeare directed by Ferrán Madico and the third centenary of Carlo Goldoni’s birth with Lluís Pasqual. Concerts feature music by Cuban stars such as Omara Portuondo and Chucho and Bebo Valdés, the moving voice of Antony & the Johnsons and the soundtrack to a film composed by Michael Nyman, which he will be performing live here with his band. Do not miss the chance to see director Peter Greenaway making movies live, nor Roland Olbeter’s concert without musicians. If you want to enjoy the Grec Festival with the family, there are two quality circus acts, a version of Romeo i Julieta starring puppets and the musicians of the Vallés Symphony Orchestra. www.barcelonafestival.com Music Festival in Leganés, nr Madrid – In the Butarque Stadium a two day music festival will take place starting on June 8 until June 9. With headliners such as Slayer and Pearl Jam. For more information and tickets log on to www.atrapalo.com.Reserve your tickets on line and receive a free DVD. Tickets prices vary from 30 to 62 euros. RELAXATION: Valencia Bétera Hotel Spa & Golf Resort – Offering weekend deals for two days and one night, breakfast in bed, access to the Spa, (not to minors under 16 years of age) use of the gym and pool facilities, use of the putting green, a bottle of Cava to welcome you to your suite, and of course slippers and towels provided too. 130 euros per person. The Hotel resort is located in the Sierra Calderona and situated on the outskirts of Valencia’s city centre, ten minutes from the airport. Many spa treatments, a crêche and car hire. Useful telephone numbers Emergencies/Urgencias .................................................. 112 Emergencies/Urgencias Médicas ...................... 96 514 40 00 Fire Brigade/Bomberos .......................................... 080 / 085 Police/Guardia Civil ........................................................ 062 National Police/Policía Nacional .................................... 091 Red Cross/Cruz Roja............................................ 96 525 25 25 24 hr Women’s Centre/Centro de la Mujer 24H..900 580 888 Tourist Information General tourist information Costa Blanca Region including Alicante .............................. ..................................................... www.costablanca.org/eng Murcia (Note: much of the Murcia Tourist Information is only available in Spanish) ............ www.murciaturistica.es Valencia .............................www.comunitatvalenciana.com Churches For listings of local church services in your region, go to: www.costablanca.org/eng/servicios/iglesias buscar.asp Consular Offices British Consulate General - Madrid For all consular services, the office is open from 09.0015.00hrs. Located at Calle Fernando El Santo, 16, 28010, Madrid. .............................Tel. 917 008 200 - Fax. 917 008 272 United Kingdom Consul - Alicante Open from 08.30-13.30hrs, at Plaza de Calvo Sotelo, 1, 2ºApdo. de Correos 564, 03001 Alicante ................................. ............................................... Tel. 96 521 61 90 or 96 521 60 22 Museum & Art Galleries ALICANTE LUCENTUM - Ciudad Ibero-Romana Tossal de Manises .. ....................................................................... Tel. 96 526 24 34 MARQ - Museo Arqueológico Provincial ... Tel. 96 514 90 00 MUBAG - Museo de Bellas Artes Gravina .. Tel. 96 514 67 80 TORREVIEJA Museo de Belenes ...................................... Tel. 609 459 514 Museo de la Semana Santa Tomás Valcárcel .............. ....................................................................... Tel. 96 670 80 37 Museo del Mar y Sal ....................................Tel. 96 670 68 38 VALENCIA Ciudad de Artes y Ciencias ...................... Tel. 902 100 031 Museo de Bellas Artes.............................. Tel. 96 360 57 93 Museo de Cerámica ................................... Tel. 96 351 63 92 Museo Fallero............................................. Tel. 96 352 54 78 IVAM ...............................................................Tel. 96 386 30 00 48 MAGAZINE June 8 - June 14 2007 WHERE TO GO What’s on & where to go Gig guide Friday June 8 BAR DREAMS – Els Poblets THE SPLASHES – 21.00hrs GRAN SOL HOTEL – Calpe, Nr Imperial Park Complex COOL BLOOZ – 21.00hrs EL FARO – Jávea, Balcón Al Mar (96 577 00 47) THE BRINK – 21.00hrs VARIETY – La Nucía JOEY LEGEND + BAND – 21.00hrs CAPELLETA DE SANT BLAI by Carlos Rodríguez BAR/REST LA MELODÍA Ondara, Urb Montesano, Sanet y Negrals (96 640 80 49) INTI CARDOSO & GUESTS – 20.30-23.30hrs Pedreguer JAZZ festival (96 645 62 00) DOLÇ TAB JAZZ PROJECT – midnight Saturday June 9 BUDA BAR Benitachell (96 649 41 79) PAISLEY PARK – evening BAR EL CASINO EL PESCADITO PLAZA DE L’AMISTAT Tuesday June 12 BUDA BAR Parcent (692 801 636) STANDARD JAZZ LTD – 10.00-12.30hrs Pedreguer JAZZ festival (96 645 62 00) JAUME PEDROS GROUP – 20.20hrs Sunday June 10 EL CISNE RASTRO Benidorm THE TAILGATE SWING BAND – 12.00-15.00hrs PADDY O’CONNELLS Dénia THE CHILL FACTOR – 22.30hrs PLAZA DE L’AMISTAT Pedreguer JAZZ festival (966 456 200) VALENCIA HOT FIVE – 20.20hrs Moraira MUSIC Festival Moraira Sea Front next to Fort THE TAILGATE BAND – 18.00hrs THE BRINK – 19.00hrs DARK HORSE – 23.00hrs Monday June 11 ROCK & ROLL HOUSE Benidorm JOEY LEGEND – 22.00hrs AN SHEBEEN Jávea (96 579 64 75) DARK HORSE – evening Pilar de la Horadada, Mil Palmeras (96 532 00 71) JAZZ GREATS – 20.00-23.00hrs Benitachell (96 649 41 79) THE CHILL FACTOR – 21.00hrs Wednesday June 13 ROCK & ROLL HOUSE Benidorm JOEY LEGEND – 22.00hrs LATITUDE LOUNGE BAR/ RESTAURANTE Dénia, Marina (96 578 32 35) INTI CARDOSO & TORSTEN 20.30-23.30hrs Thursday June 14 PLAZA 6 RESTAURANTE Jávea, C/Cabo la Nau (96 646 23 14) INTI CARDOSO – evening EL PRESIDENTE BAR/ RESTAURANTE Jávea COLIN FRASER QUINTET – 20.30-23.30hrs INTERNATIONAL MUSIC FESTIVAL Jávea DARK HORSE – 23.00hrs DARK HORSE Having only formed last September 2006 Dark Horse have gone from strength to strength performing in top local venues, including The Moraira music festival, the International Jávea festival and private parties. The band comprises Des (Irish Des) McGillycuddy (vocals and lead guitar), Nick Hollings (vocals and keyboards), Rowdy Willemsun (vocals and bass), and Nigel Clegg (drums). They have many years of experience playing all types of music and their repertoire includes classic rock numbers, funk, blues and all points in between. You can expect to hear Springsteen, Santana, Rory Gallagher, Steely Dan to mention just a few. Their wide variety really makes them a joy to listen to. Des worked as a professional musician in Ireland clocking up numerous television appearances and touring Ireland and the UK with his band. He started playing guitar at a young age with many musicians from the Irish Showband era and this has contributed to his versatility as a musician. He is also a weekly presenter on Onda Cero Internacional Radio with his popular Shamrock Express Show. They will be performing at the Moraira music festival on Sunday June 10 at 23.00hrs and Thursday June 14 at 23.00hrs at the International Festival Jávea. Please email [email protected] should you have any gigs which you want included in the local gig guide or call 667 959 237. You can also book an artiste or have your venue included in the new website www.costablancalivemusic.com ALTO Y BAJO GUADALENTÍN June 8 - June 14 2007 AVE fast speed train causes spat in senate “Murcians discriminated against” claims Peñarrubia in terms of infra-structure The fast-speed train line from Murcia to Almería will have two new stations, confirms the minister for public works. Magdalena Álvarez says the AVE line will have stops in Lorca and in the Almeríaprovince town of Vera. The minister was recently asked by PP senator José Joaquín Peñarrubia Agius why Vera had been chosen over Lorca, coincidentally his home town. Álvarez responded that the question ‘made no sense’ and said the ministry had decided to open the station in Vera in addition to its original choice of Lorca, not instead of it. During the conference, Peñarrubia commented that “a train that stops every 40 kilometres is not a high-speed train” and that in his opinion the Murcians were being ‘discriminated against’ in terms of providing infrastructure. According to reporters present, Álvarez retorted that the Murcians were not discriminated against but “only have the bad luck to have a party in office, the PP, who systematically pulls the wool over their eyes.” Peñarrubia says he intends to write to the national government senate to ascertain whether the rail link will be a ‘high speed or Transport Culture Road revamp ‘Arts and crafts’ colony in Lorca José Andúgar and Samantha Kett Road-resurfacing is set to be carried out in the Puerto Lumbreras area. An agreement has been reached between the council and the regional government to provide funds to improve the condition of a number of country roads. The roads Cabezo de la Jara, Los Francos, El Pino, El Marinero, CementerioCañada de Aragón and the land running from Los Gálvez to La Finca Los Pascuales will be re-tarmacked, local authorities confirm. Public Services Shiny new fire engine Fire-fighters in Águilas have been given a new fire engine vehicle costing 190,000 euros to improve their fire-fighting capacity. The vehicle also has an improved capacity for 2,700 litres of water and 300 litres of foam together with a complete set of equipment for extinguishing fires. Additionally, the council funds have purchased equipment for cutting metal which can be used for rescuing people trapped in vehicles. Lorca’s ‘artists’ corner’ is expected to be open within a year and a half. With the aim of promoting local and regional arts and crafts, a multi-purpose pavilion with seating for 412 will go up in the town. Work has already started and will continue throughout the month of June. The centre, which will also be used for conferences, will have a large, decorative patio for holding craft markets and exhibitions, with a panoramic view of the Torre Alfonsina and the higher parts of Lorca. A total of six million euros, partly funded by the regional government, has been invested in building the centre and promoting traditional handicrafts. It is expected that the ‘artists’ corner’, or Barrio Artesano, will be open to the public within 18 to 20 months. TRANSPORT: More train stations will slow AVE high-speed train high cost’ train and to find out the exact investment and dates for completion of the works. “At the moment, there are still no firm commitments,” he added. He believes there are political reasons behind the choice of Vera for the AVE stop, linked to the fu- ture provincial elections. We shall have to wait and see whether passengers prefer access over speed when it comes to train travel. Mazarrón port’s new look SEAFRONT: El Barrio Artesano has been renovated A brand-new esplanade has given a new face to the port of Mazarrón. The seafront promenade has been revamped and several benches put in place for walkers to rest and contemplate the view of the port. Popular with tourists and expatriates from the EU, mainly the UK, the esplanade’s new look has been well-received by walkers, all of whom have commented on its attractive design. However, the red tape has not officially been cut, as the works were delayed over more than a year. This means many of the shops in the area are still closed. Despite the esplanade’s new image, all is not well with works on the port, reveals the left-wing PSOE party. Its representatives announced in April that it would bring a case before the supreme court over defects in the construction. Work was due to start on a leisure port in 1996, although the contract was finally awarded in 2003 to a non-profit-making association. LEVANTE SOLICITORS INSTITUTE, S.L. C/Isabel La Católica, 7-4, 46004 - Valencia (By Valencia Train Station) Tel. 616 363 923 - Fax: 96 320 50 58 E-mail: [email protected] · English speaking lawyers who used to be judges and bank managers · Property conveyancing · Setting up companies & representation · Divorce, NIE, residencia, all sort of permits arranged · Wills and Inheritances. Land laws and zoning problems · Civil / Criminal litigation in any city · Mortgages up to 100% plus expenses & Equity release MURCIA NEWS 49 50 INTERNATIONAL NEWS USA Al-Qaeda threatens US with more 9-11 bombings June 8 - June 14 2007 Three day G8 summit gets off to rocky start Nuclear weapons on discussion agenda Adam Gadahn Terrorist cell Al-Qaeda has threatened the United States with fresh attacks if Washington does not withdraw troops from ‘the land of Islam’. The statement, which was broadcast in an online video and read by Al-Qaeda spokesman and Islamic-convertee Adam Gadahn, reveals that there will be a new attack on America ‘which will make Americans forget of the horrors of September 11’, if troops are not withdrawn from the Middle East. “We are demanding the immediate withdrawal of soldiers and spies… while stopping the support of Israel in a moral, military and economic way. If just one soldier or spy remains in our country of Islam, that will be enough for us to continue with our Jihad (Holy War) against your country and people.” Colombia FARC rebels released The Colombian government has started releasing dozens of imprisoned rebels belonging to the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia (FARC) in a ‘unilateral goodwill gesture’. News of the release comes just days after Colombia’s president, Álvaro Uribe, revealed that he would be freeing guerrilla leader Rodrigo Granda, known as the FARC’s ‘foreign minister’, on the request of French president Nicolas Sarkozy. It is hoped that the freeing of rebels will speed up release of 56 hostages including politicians, policemen, soldiers and Colombian ex-presidential candidate, Ingrid Betancourt, captured in 2002, who has French nationality. The freed rebels will undergo a four-week rehabilitation course in Colombia’s central province of Tomila before their final release. Alex Elgar The three-day G8 summit kicked off this Wednesday in Heiligendamm, Germany to scenes of anti-globalisation protests and internal disputes regarding climate change and Russia’s opposition to American anti-missile shields. Leaders of the G8, the group which include the Summit kicks off to scenes of protests and internal disputes PRESIDENT BUSH AND ANGELA MERKEL: At the summit in Germany seven most industrialised countries in the world and Russia, commenced the summit with an informal dinner, followed by a meeting chaired by Germany’s Chancillor, Angela Merkel, in which she will try to persuade President Bush to adopt stricter measures regarding CO2 ommissions. As well as debating climate change, the group Napoleon’s passionate love letter up for sale in Christie’s auction house A passionate lover letter written by Napoleon (17691821) to his lover Josefine professing his love, passion and forgiveness, will be among a collection of ‘the most important manuscripts ever to have gone on sale in a generation’, according to auction house Christie’s. The letter – in which is written: “I send you three kisses: one to your heart, another to your mouth, and another to your eyes...” was written by the French general to his future wife after a heated discussion in which she accused him of loving her for her fortune, not herself – is estimated at 44,200-73,700 euros. The 570 lots up for auction at Christie’s were collated over three decades by Austrian banker Albin Schram, and include letters by the great poets Federico García Lorca, Alexander Pushkin, Baudelaire, Rimbaud, T.S. Elliott, James Joyce, William Wordsworth and Goethe, among others. Christie’s stated: “A collection of letters like this is something unprecedented today,” and revealed that the auction will also include manuscripts written by Oliver Cromwell, Winston Churchill, Peter the Great, Mahatma Gandhi, Queen Elizabeth I, Henry IV, Claude Monet, Renoir, Oscar Wilde, Charles Dickens, Lord Byron and Sigmund Freud. Christie’s hopes that the auction, which will take place next month, will raise more than two million pounds (nearly three millon euros). I send you three kisses: one to your heart, another to your mouth, and another to your eyes NAPOLEON: Letter to be sold at Christie’s will discuss nuclear weapons in Europe, globalisation and trade, regional security and aid to Africa. Sierra Leone Drama at trial of ex-President The trial of ex-Liberia president Charles Taylor, accused of training and financing rebels in Sierra Leone over an 11-year period, started in The Hague’s International Court this week amid dramatic scenes. Taylor, 56, the first African leader to be tried in an international court, is accused of eleven counts of war crimes, crimes against humanity including murders, mutilations, sexual and physical violence, slavery and use of child soldiers in Sierra Leone’s civil war between 1996 and 2002. Taylor allegedly trained, financed and controlled rebels belonging to Sierra Leone’s Revolutionary United Front in exchange for diamonds. Thousands of people died and many others were maimed. Taylor’s lawyer, Karim Khan, walked out of court after the ex-president refused to show up, stating that he was not in a position to represent him without further instruction. INTERNATIONAL NEWS June 8 - June 14 2007 Putin makes threats of missile attacks 51 England UK Olympic committee reveal logo Russians threaten to point missiles directly at Europe Alex Elgar In comments reminiscent of cold-war rhetoric, Russian president Vladimir Putin launched fresh threats to the United States and Europe on the eve of the G-8 summit, warning that if the US continued to use Eastern European airspace for missile Russia is the only true democracy in the world defence shields, Russia would point missiles directly at Europe. After his declarations, Putin stated: “Russia is the only true democracy in the world… Look at what is happening in North America. It is terrible. Torture, Guantánamo Bay, imprisonment without trial or investigation…” Mr Bush defended the system, stating that it was: “a purely defensive measure, aimed not at Russia but at true threats.” In addition, international relations between the UK and Russia are at an all-time low with Russia refusing to extradite Andrei Lugovoi, the alleged killer of Alexander Litvinenko. VLADIMIR PUTIN: Issues stern warning Castro makes TV appearance Coma patient wakes up after 19 years after months of illness Cuba’s leader Fidel Castro reappeared on Cuban television this week for the first time in two months, to speak about his recovery and answer questions from the press. Castro, who handed over responsibilities to his brother, Raúl, last July when he fell ill with an intestinal illness, appeared healthier than in previous videos broadcast. Castro, the world’s longest serving leader, will turn 81 in August. He stated that his illness was not longer a secret, but did not comment on the possibility of a return to power, nor did not mention Cuba’s internal situation. FIDEL CASTRO: Back on form In addition, he talked about the recent of Vietnam’s leader, Nong Duc Manh, to the island and commented on matters related to the environment and the production of biocombustible fuels. A rail worker from Poland has woken up after being in a deep coma for nineteen years, even though doctors dismissed the possibility that the man would ever regain consciousness. Jan Grzebski from Dzikow was involved in a serious work accident in 1988 and fell into a deep coma. Contrary to medical prognosis, his family refused to believe that he would never wake up and cared for him night and day for twenty years. Two decades later, their prayers were answered. Jan lost consciousness in Communist Poland and regained it in a free and democratic Poland. In addition, he had four children at the time of the accident; now he has eleven grandchildren. Doctors have been unable to explain the case, but recognise that his recovery was in part due to the excellent level of hospital care, and in particular, the continued devotion of his wife, Gertrude. Jan said: “I know that I owe a lot to the hospital, but above all I owe an indescribable amount of thanks to my wife, who for 20 years has not abandoned me for one moment and has always been by my side, doing all that has been necessary. I feel that to her I owe my life.” Princes fury over Diana car crash photos Pleas by Princes William and Harry to stop Channel 4 issuing previously unseen photos of Diana at the crash site in the Paris tunnel where she died in a soon-to-be broadcast documentary called Diana: The Witnesses In The Tunnel, have been rebuffed by the channel’s heads. The princes’ private secretary, Mr Lowther-Pinkerton, wrote to executives in Channel 4, asking: “If it were your or my mother dying in that tunnel, would we want the scene broadcast to the nation? Indeed, would the nation so want it?” Yet Head of Channel 4, Julian Belemy replied: “We have weighed the princes’ concerns against the legitimate public interest we believe there is in the subject of this documentary. The interviews provide the most detailed and credible eyewitness account yet delivered of the crash.” There have been widespread calls to scrap Britain’s new 2012 Olympic logo, just days after London’s Olympic Committee unveiled it to the public this week. The logo, which took one year to design and cost £400,000, will be at the heart of the campaign to help raise £2bn of private money to help pay for the running of the Games. The logo, which is never static, has been designed with ‘edgy’ jagged writing, and comes in pink, orange, green or blue, colours that: “create energy, inspiration and interest.” Due to the movement of the logo, it has apparently caused seizures in some epilepsy sufferers, and over 5,000 Londoners have signed a petition to get it scrapped. Sir Coe, the Olympic Chairman stated: “We don’t do bland. This is not a bland city. We weren’t going to come to you with a dull or dry corporate logo that will appear on a polo shirt that we’re all gardening in in a year’s time. This is something that has got to live for the next five years.” However, critics of the new logo were calling it ‘rubbish’ and an ‘insult to Londoners’ intelligence’. Italy Something in the air Traces of cocaine have been identified in Rome’s air, according to a new study carried out by the Italian National Council for Research. The study also found traces of nicotine, caffeine and cannabinol – a component of marihuana and hashish, according to the study. “The highest concentration of cocaine was found in central Rome and especially around Sapienza University, although we are unable to confirm if consumption or trafficking of drugs is more common in this area,” the researchers stated. 52 EDITORIAL & OPINION June 8 - June 14 2007 _ Editorial&Opinion Samantha Kett [email protected] Your number’s up Unlike the usual adrenalin-filled, biting-nails-to-the-elbow, caffeine-mainlining, screaming and turning the air blue that usually comes with press day on the otherwise civilised Planet ThinkSPAIN|today, I began last Thursday playing sudokus on line, forwarding jokes to all my mates via email, filing my nails and nipping out for cigarettes when it all became too much. Anything, in fact, to avoid being gainfully employed. I got away with this for about the first twenty minutes of the day before my colleagues began to screech at me, demanding to know what I was doing with my feet on the desk when they were busy having nervous breakdowns. I explained that it was international Día sin trabajo, or so I’d heard, anyway. However, a close friend and colleague of mine, who gives me a stern lecture every time I light up and regularly graffitis my cigarette packets with dire warnings in valenciano about the state of my lungs, informed me I’d got it all wrong. It was actually international Día sin TABACO. The mere thought stressed me out to such an extent that I immediately had to rush outside and have a fag. As with any addiction, international days dedicated to abstaining are not likely to have much effect. Yes, I know it’s bad for my health, but what’s the point of an addiction that’s good for you? Plus it’s hard to be Superwoman AND have no vices. Even celebrities do. Every time we read a magazine we see a story of an overpaid superstar checking into rehab. I have a bet that it will not be long before we see celebs admitting themselves to five-star luxury clinics to detox from a serial sudoku obsession. Ever since the phenomenon hit our shores a couple of years ago, these apparently harmless numbered squares have turned scores of previously intelligent and dynamic people into total morons. Unlike crossword addicts, who have been known to interact socially on occasion (even if it is limited to “river in southern Spain. G-something-A-something-something-L, twelve letters. Any ideas?”) sudoku addicts are not the most riveting company when they’re engrossed in cracking the puzzle they found in a paper stolen from the local bar. Crosswords, at the very least, enhance our word-power, but sudokus teach us nothing whatsoever and are the biggest conversation-killer and the worst form of procrastination since TV. And even TV widens our horizons and gives us something to talk about. Many valuable hours in which we could be doing something productive, such as ironing, cleaning, sewing on buttons or annoying the cats with a chewed-up stuffed mouse tied to a bit of string, are lost in the relentless pursuit of beating our record time on www.websudoku.com. (Mine is currently 4:23 minutes on the medium level, putting me in the top eight per cent. I’m told that’s still pretty abysmal and there is little point in presenting myself for next year’s World Championships, the first of which took place last March). When 18th-century poet Edward Young famously commented “procrastination is the thief of time,” neither sudokus nor Smack the Penguin had been invented. The latter is, if possible, even more mind-numbingly pointless and yet addictive as these Japanese number grids. At the end of last year, the hyperlink that was set to lose companies millions in manhours spread around the internet like a flu epidemic, and conversation around the globe stopped once again as we spent our days making a yeti wallop a penguin with a baseball bat and measuring how far he flew. Before any animal rights activists among you start to feverishly put pen to paper, take a look at http://n.ethz. ch/student/mkos/pinguin.swf and see what you’re missing. Incidentally, the highest score recorded to date is 324. Be warned, though – once you have clicked on it, there is no turning back. You will never do a proper day’s work again. Think Press S.L., C.I.F. B/54152202 - Editor Berni Walker Registration T-59-07 - ISSN 1887-4223 How to contact us Tel. 96 648 08 14 / Fax 96 648 02 66 [email protected] Have you got a story? Tel. 96 648 00 52 - [email protected] Display adverts [email protected] Classifieds [email protected] @ Centro Comercial La Teulera 12-14 Avda. Rey Juan Carlos I. 61-63 03727 Jalón (Alicante) Tel. 96 648 08 14 Fax 96 648 02 66 E-mail [email protected] Letters Dear ThinkSPAIN, I am surprised again and again when I speak to other English people, and they ask me, how I learned Spanish. A lot of them have been here for many years, but they can only just order a coffee in a bar or thank the cashier in the supermarket for the change. I think it is very important to speak the language of the country you live in. It allows you to talk to the locals, make friends and integrate. At the same time, you find out more about the customs and how the people think. After all, I find it difficult to believe that most Brits only come here because of the sun and the life style. Spain is not a cheap country any longer. On the other hand, looking at the British education system, I begin to understand that a lot of my fellow countrymen find it very difficult to learn Spanish. At school I did not learn much English grammar. When my teacher here launched into the Spanish tense system I was ready to give up. I had heard about present and past tense, but my teacher insisted that there are four past tenses, and it took her weeks to make me understand what she was talking about. In the beginning, I went to the free Spanish lessons offered by the local town hall. After a year, however, I had mastered the basic conversational level of the classes. In theory, and probably for many people in practice, too, this is enough to get by in Spain, but I wanted more. It took me another year in a language school until I was comfortable enough to talk to people in a bar. I am very glad that I persisted in my efforts, but it would have been much easier if I had learned more about my own language at school. I am also very glad that more and more local town halls offer free classes for us expats, and would like to encourage everybody to take advantage of them. Angela Clifford, Dénia EDITOR’S COMMENT Thanks for raising this issue. As an English language newspaper based in Spain, we often come up against thinkSPAIN|today apologises for any inaccuracies in the articles we print, whether through journalistic error or translation. It is our endeavour to inform readers to the best of our ability, and not to offend readers who may have personal experience, memories or impressions of the topic covered. We also hope to convey our readers opinions, and have now introduced email addresses for our columnists to enable more reader feedback. nuances of language and culture, whether relating to translations of local stories that warp in the process, or in how to quote important Spanish figures who convey culturally-specific ideas. Now that we are all Europeans, isn’t it hightime more Brits learned what there is to gain from being bi-lingual? In a forthcoming feature, we also look at the regional debate over Valenciano vs Castellano Spanish, and the implications for those of us living, working and studying here. Ignasi Mora [email protected] What are politicians afraid of ? Parliamentary elections are one of the most serious human games in existence. And they have to be, given how hard their contenders play: palaces, trips, huge cars, succulent salaries and cash to dole out everywhere – gluttons, they are, these ladies and gentlemen… to which we should add that totally human trait, which is vanity. Underneath it all, human desires are very primitive, starting with the most basic – food, sex and vanity. Tenser in the run-up to the elections than if they were in a war-zone, politicians constantly have to think on their feet. Everything is calculated, every movement is scrutinised by a thousand wise men. You ask them a question and they reply straight away, with apparently infallible formulas, purely based on past experience and don’t want to stray even a millimetre from the map they always use. If they could, politicians would make sure nothing changed on the political game-table, that the rules were always the same. They long for some sort of eternal comeback. Terrified because the world never ceases to change, they entrench themselves in political parties, join up with other powers (economic, mediarelated, ecclesiastical…) piling one on top of the other, even on many occa- Politicians don’t want to stray even a millimetre from the map they always use sions giving the impression of being tempted to join forces in the same trench and take on the world whilst putting on a brave face. As there is no God to rely on and delegate responsibilities to, what they refer to as ‘The People’ becomes sanctified. They really ought to build churches for ‘The People’, where they can go and worship them. “The People have spoken!” exclaim politicians as though they’d had a visitation from the Holy Spirit. “The People are always right!” comes the response. And then the Oration to The People is chanted: “Glory to God on high and on earth; The People to all men!” In the meantime, as one would expect, the various elements that make up The People either vote, or otherwise abstain if they decide to go to the beach instead or believe that all politicians are thieves or just plain useless. If they vote, they do so because they like one bloke better than the other – one’s a nice guy and the other’s a bit unfriendly – or because he promised them something that suits them, or because it’s a long-standing family tradition to vote for one (your grandfather voted the party and your father, too) and never for the other – rather like football – or for thousands of other reasons, most of which are like a form of pilgrimage. And, at the same time, The Sacred People, as one would also expect, now live in a consumerist society – and not because Marcuse announced it and the Americans were already living in one, and they don’t want to hear either politicians’ fairystories or political preachings which for many centuries were threatening sermons given from the pulpits. And politicians who lose the elections rush off to see a psychiatrist and wail, “The People don’t love me!” crying like a grieving Mary Magdalene. The psychiatrist calls in the nurse and says, “get The People to come in here,” but the patient responds, “they can’t, they’ve gone away on holiday with ‘the other man’.” Next, the psychiatrist prescribes them some pills to combat fear and the morbid, manic tendency to think, the source of so much panic. EDITORIAL & OPINION June 8 - June 14 2007 53 Berta Chulvi [email protected] Kali Maa and the summer of my dreams Do not be surprised if you see some of your friends turn into Kali Maa (the Indian goddess with multiple arms) this summer. The explanation for such a surprising transformation is really very simple: our sons and daughters are on holiday while we have to carry on working. What are we supposed to do when faced with such a huge drama? This is when we remember our mothers. Mine was, until very recently, a businesswoman, but back in the seventies, when I was a little girl, we used to live in a village where my friends’ mothers did not work, so while my mother remained behind the counter of her brand new fashion boutique, I went swimming in my friends’ swimming pool as the summer drifted by. My mother used to collect me at lunchtime and at night, the whole family would have dinner outside the front door, opposite my grandfather’s house. It became somewhat of a tradition and around thirty of us, including the neighbours, would congregate from around 8pm, forming a semi-circle with their chairs that spilled out into the road. While the ol- der people would chat, we would eat our sandwiches and play until nightfall. These days, none of this is possible. It would now be extremely dangerous to sit out on that street because there is so much traffic, and the mothers of my son’s friends work like me so we are all in the same boat. When We are a pack fighting to survive the new spirit of capitalism summer comes, at least for those of us who have always lived on this part of the Mediterranean coast, things were definitely better in the past. Where small children are concerned, I still believe that three months spent in a small village is a good option, although there is undoubtedly a better alternative: the more cosmopolitan summers of the Durrell out around the house, and who is in the same boat as myself as she has a son of the same age as mine. And so, Angela, her son Jorge, my son Néstor, and I, run as a pack. A pack fighting to survive the new spirit of capitalism, where everyone lives to work, and only a very privileged few work to live. If you don’t have a partner like Angela, there are other options: summer schools organised by many Town Halls in the area, or even private courses, may be one way of freeing us from this madness. There are many possibilities, but it is necessary to be clear about a couple of things for the good of the children: firstly, the summer school should be completely different to normal school because they also need a change, and secondly, a school is never a garage and the educational content of the course, the standard of the teachers and care assistants and pupil-teacher ratios should be taken into account when it comes to choosing which one. The information is like a jungle, time is running short, but your views are important and valuable. Chin up, Kali Maa. Jacqui Cotterill Penny Lapenna [email protected] Let me work it out The latest statistics suggest 55% of women with children under five now work outside the home, compared with 25% in 1975. Yesterday’s report from the UK Equalities Review highlights that the number of women in employment has not solved all the problems. Instead, it has created a new type of inequality – a workforce in which mothers often find themselves at, or close to, the bottom in every type of workplace. Opting out of the workstruggle is one option many hard-pressed women would choose, but only those with partners earning enough money to keep the whole family. More common is the woman who opts for a job that is well below that which she is qualified to do – 50% of employees in part-time work are working below their skill levels. Jeanette Winterson in 2002 said “I don’t blame men. Private arrangements between individuals are fine – what is not fine is a culture that still favours men as the gogetters, with every right to pleasure and relaxation, family, so amusingly related in Gerald’s account of his childhood experiences in ‘My family and other animals’. Can you imagine a more seductive option than escaping with the family for three months to a Greek island, where the children could capture insects in the olive groves and fill their curious eyes with the blue of the Mediterranean? It is a remote possibility, but I shall keep trying although I have yet to succeed, and remain optimistic. If we were able to change women’s lives in the 20th century, in the 21st we should strive to make being good mothers and fathers a real possibility. ‘We’ll keep the red flag flying’, as the song goes, but the day will come when working from home and other social innovations will enable us to reconcile the needs of our children and our responsibilities as adults in a more sensitive way. Because the allusion to Kali Maa is all very well as a metaphor, and the Durrell family experience is a fine dream, but, what are we supposed to do in the meantime? Well, there are a number of different possibilities. I employ a woman, Angela, who helps while women must be prepared for a life of drudgery.” Sorry, Jeanette – very little has changed in five years. Of course, many employers perceive mothers juggling their responsibilities as workers not fully committed to their job. Dashing off to ring childminders is not seen as dynamic as the single guy who can make meetings at any time day or night, in the office or the pub. However, the reality is that working mothers often have a tenacity (perhaps bordering on desperation), but which can serve them well in many work forces. So what about life here in family-centred Spain? Do women get a fair crack of the whip? Certainly many more Spanish women are working outside of the home, but also a generation of grandparents are working as unofficial childminders and home helps. There is still dire provision for nurseries, especially in rural parts of Spain, and most of the ex-pat mothers that I know are appalled at the options available to them if they try to commit to a full-time job. Childcare benefit is only available to those on the lowest of low incomes and then it amounts to around 20 euros a month per child, much less than our UK counterparts receive. But it’s not just about more businesses looking into workplace crechés, family-friendly work hours, and flexible homeworking; until parents of both sexes commit to housework, childcare and summer activities for children there can never be a level playing field. Work is equally as important to women as men – and as a previous stay-at-home mum, I can confirm that the sense of achievement from my work is just as important as giving quality time to my kids. The balance is never easy, but children look to their parents example to craft their understanding of a working life. If both parents show equal commitment to home, work and lifelong education, then the future bosses and employees that we are raising will really change the world. [email protected] Spanish hours suit me After 17 years in Spain, in one area of life I can admit to being more Spanish than English. I was reminded of this when surprised by an unexpected invitation to join some friends in the bar. It was past 9 o’clock and being English, and mums of small children, they had long since eaten dinner. My family, adapted to Spanish timetables, had not yet been fed so I left them to their Dad and instead of nourishing stew I made do with a packet of crisps. Undoubtedly the reason why by 11pm I was flaking and my friends still ready for another round. Unfortunately, it is not only meal times that are affected by the differences between Spanish and British hours. With dinner moving from early evening to any time between 9 and 10.30 everything else gets shuffled later. In Parcent, Town Hall meetings and many social events do not start till after ‘cena’, 9.30 if we are lucky, normally 10 before the chatting stops and we get down to business. Many of the British residents joining us find these hours prohibitive, they have little desire to go out at 10 o’clock and even less to continue debating past midnight. Sadly this clashing of times stops many people joining in socially and integrating with their Spanish neighbours. Parents are also affected, as school parent meetings begin at 10pm, and British children compare their bedtimes unfavourably with their local friends who do well to be asleep by 11. The nocturnal lifestyle becomes even more exaggerated when you have teenagers. Their evenings start when we are ready for bed, the popular bars opening around midnight. The fiesta bands don’t even warm up before 1 o’clock with the fun time for youngsters beginning when the bands crank up the volume at around 3am. With three daughters straggling early and late teens, we have spent the last 6 years setting the alarm and getting up in the early hours of Sunday morning to fetch them home, the price we pay for keeping them safely off the back of boy’s motorbikes. What remains surprising is how we and the rest of Spain do manage to cope with an almost permanent shortage of sleep, the traditional siesta being relegated to hot summer days in a world forever short of time. Perhaps it explains the Spanish dependence on regular hits of strong coffee, a habit I now share. 54 TRAVEL June 8 - June 14 2007 Discover hidden Alicante Alicante belies its widelyheld image as a dull city and offers visitors great variety, much of which is hidden away in the charming back streets of its old quarter. By Alastair Morgan Arriving in the centre by tram from the north you alight next to El Postiguet beach at Puerta del Mar. What a great way to enter a city! Where next? Explore the beach, sample a cool drink on the Blue Room’s shady terrace, stroll around the bars and restaurants by the marina or visit the paseo under the palms of the Explanada de España? All these are a few metres away. A five minute gentle stroll behind the Explanada and the town hall takes you to the heart of the old quarter – a real gem packed with quirky bars, restaurants, clubs and shops as well as many fine buildings. Where to start? I based myself at the Hostal Les Monges (Nuns) Palace next to the impressive Convento Monjas de la Sangre in the old quarter and gave myself two days to explore. The hostal’s website describes it as “coquettish” and “charming” and it certainly was charming. It was a lot more besides – friendly, clean, elegantly restored, well equipped, great value and in just the right place. Jim from British Columbia has stayed there many times and “just loves it. It’s a great little place to stay”. Graham from Scotland offered to show me his version of hidden Alicante. He is a true knight of the road resplendent in his wellworn Hunting Stewart kilt. Though tempted, I politely declined his offer being not sure if I would find my way back. Zenta from Cardiff was doing a “reccie” for a week with a view to return- ing with her husband for a holiday. She had chosen Alicante over Paris and Riga as she wanted to know more about the city and this trip offered the best value. Her first impressions were very favourable, and she also gave me a tip – go to the restaurant at the top of the Tryp Gran Sol Hotel for the view, but I thought the view from Santa Bárbara castle would be at least as good. I opted instead for the more conventional choice and went on a guided walking tour of the old town. I met Marta, the guide at the tourist office, and we set off by taxi to Santa Bárbara. The lift to Santa Bárbara from El Postiguet beach is closed for repairs or replacement as it has been going for more than 40 years, but you can drive up and there is free parking. Entrance to the castle is also free. At 166 metres the view from the top is spectacular, with 60 kilometres of Alicante bay, the city below and the mountains inland. It was downhill from then on through the park to barrio Santa Cruz ending up in la Taberna Ibérica in Pedro Sebastià for a tasting of Alicante wines and optional lunch. We were offered Terra del Maña – an ecological red, which was robust and smooth, just the thing after our walk. Maria José is very proud of her restaurant and showed me round. Her husband Simon comes from Extremadura and all the produce for the restaurant comes from his family there. My guide Marta came from San Sebastián to study tourism in Alicante and never went back. She speaks excellent English and is a very charming and TOWN HALL: Dates from the 17th century knowledgable companion. The tours are thoroughly recommended as an introduction to old Alicante, but wear a hat and take some water. Where else? There’s lots more to explore by walking around. A fine range of buildings in many styles, lots of pedestrian streets and shady gardens to rest your feet. In the art nouveau-style central market, 311 innocent victims were killed in a nationalist bombing raid during the civil war on May 25 1938. The building was subsequently restored. La Plaza de Flores behind the market is very colourful. The 16th century, gothic Santa Maria church was the centre of the Moorish city and built on the old mosque. The plaza outside was the original souk and there was a gate nearby leading to the Christian city. The cathedral of San Nicolás was granted its status by the pope in 1959. The neo-classical principal theatre is a bit of a surprise – the musical Fame is on at the moment. Another unexpected novelty is the outdoor aquarium in Plaza Nueva – a very pleasant place to sit in the shade. We were entertained by Dimitri from Russia on the cello. Dimitri has been in Alicante for 18 months – he and three friends make up the “orquestral pastoral” who play a variety of classical and film music for all types of celebrations. The town hall, built in the French style, dates from the 17th century and is a “charming and most tasteful edifice” (from “A Romantic in Spain” by Theophile Gautier.) It is worth popping inside to see the Dalí statue and the “zero point” or sea level reference point for all height measurements in Spain. Behind the town hall is La Plaza Santísima Faz a wonderful space to sit, eat or drink and just a stone’s throw from my hostal. But be warned, it can get expensive if you stray from the menú del día. Museums Alicante has several fine museums. Perhaps the best known is MARQ (Museo Arqueológico Provincial de Alicante) which was voted European museum of the year in 2004 and it is far from the common conception of such a place – even the children will like it. You will find it just north of Santa Bárbara in the old San Juan hospital. It has its own tram stop. Other museums worth a visit include the Nativity Scene (Belenes), “las Hogueras” in la Casa de la Festa on the corner of Rambla de Méndez Núñez and Teniente Álvarez Soto, and the bullfighting museum next to the bullring in the north of the city. La Asegurada on Villavieja by Santa Maria which houses an important collection of modern art including Dalí, Picasso and Miró is unfortunately closed until next year for restoration. OLD QUARTER: Hostal Les Monges Palace - clean, friendly and elgantly-restored Eating and drinking Early on in my visit, I stumbled across la Tetería Waslala in Calle Argensola. This tearoom is the ideal place to rest your legs. I received a complimentary glass of sueño de navidad or Dream of Christmas – green tea, almond, orange, saffron flower and aroma – very refreshing. They offer more than 60 speciality teas, several tisanes and about 20 herbal infusions as well as a few organic pastries, cocktails and spirits. A strange mixture but it works. I briefly considered the “afrodisíaco” tea – champagne, strawberry and natural aroma – but settled for a large gin and tonic instead. In La Casona Alicante in Calle Mayor just along from Santísima Faz, I had bread, Manchego cheese, grilled pescadilla with rosti and an excellent bottle of Alicante red. It was all very good but at 40 euros a bit overpriced. I met Patricia from Gran Alacant who was celebrating her birthday with her husband William and some friends over from England. Patricia and William often visit Alicante and like it as it is “quiet” and “cosmopolitan but not touristy.” They feel safe in the city and notice that “there are no lager louts”. Their friend Roger was surprised by how good the old town area is – Alicante is “much more than an airport!” He would certainly come again. Much better value was the Café Mediterráneo in Rafael Altamira just along from the town hall where I had mushrooms, callos (tripe) in a delicious spicy tomato sauce, a dish of complimentary olives and the best part of a bottle of house red for 10 euros and it was very good. Recommended breakfast stops are Casa Ibarra on the corner of Santísima Faz and Mayor and Café Ramblas at Rambla de Méndez Núñez. Coffee, orange juice and a piece of toast with tomato was 3 euros each. For serious chilling out, have a couple of cold drinks on the terrace of the Blue Room (part of the Hotel Melià) between the marina and the beach. Choose to go in the afternoon when the terrace is in the shade. There is a great view of the beach and Santa Bárbara and it is surprisingly cheap at two euros for a generous white wine. Fiestas Alicante celebrates the arrival of summer with Las Hogueras (fires) de San Juan similar to the Fallas N in Valencia and celebrated throughout the region. Festivities officially start on June 20 and include building the bonfires, street parades, folk dancing, and mascletà displays, culminating in the cremà or burning at midnight on June 24. As if that were not enough, there is a fireworks competition on El Postiguet beach from June 25 to 29. “The characteristic thing about Alicante is an enormous rock rising in the middle of the town, a rock magnificent in shape and magnificent in outline, crowned with a sentry box hanging boldly over the abyss.” (Gautier). Who of us could disagree at first sight? But there is a lot more to Alicante, some of it well hidden away. It is a compact city you can get to know at a leisurely pace and still find something new. At a glance Getting there The people and city authorities are justly proud of their tram system. I parked free in San Juan in a street near the beach and joined the tram at the Carabiners stop right by the beach. It took 25 mins to the beach at Puerta del Mar changing at La Isleta. It takes just 14 mins to MARQ and two more to the mercado central on the new extension. From Carabiners it cost one euro single and 1,70 return. Connections go as far as Dénia, Calpe, Altea and Benidorm and all stops between. The trams are impressive – cheap, quick, clean, quiet, easy to navigate and clear announcements in Spanish and English with a bonus of piped classical music. A really civilised way to get around. Information Useful websites include: www.alicante-spotlight.com, www.alicanteturismo.com. Hostal les Monges, San Agustín, 4, Tel. 96 521 50 46. www. lesmonges.net – 29 euros (single) and 43 euros (double). Guest House, Calle de Segura, 20, Tel. 650 718 353, www.guesthousealicante.com, – 35 euros (single) and 45 euros (double). La Taberna Ibérica, Pedro Sebastià, 7. Tel. 96 521 62 58. TRAVEL June 8 - June 14 2007 55 Wi-Fi door needs locking You wouldn’t allow total strangers to stroll into your house uninvited – yet you are probably letting them have a nose around your computer without realising it… By Samantha Kett If somebody were siphoning petrol from your car, tapping into your electricity supply or leaking hot water from your boiler, you would probably be just the tiniest bit miffed. Yet if you have a wireless internet connection, this could be exactly what is happening. It is very easy for an outsider to connect to your supply without a cable, and use the web without paying a centimo. Well, why not? You may say. What is wrong with allowing someone else to hook up to the Net for free? The money they save on connection fees they will spend in a shop somewhere, and the tax on their purchases will go back into the government’s pockets and help fund the health service and better public transport. Isn’t that charitable of you. You may have a point, and you may even have linked up to someone else’s internet supply and thought nothing of it – but did you realise that this person might be able to take a tour round your computer at leisure, and gain access to information you would rather not everybody was aware of ? Your credit card details, for instance? What is Wi-Fi? In small villages and large urbanisations, particularly new ones, in this part of Spain, landline telephone connection can take a while to obtain. This does not N mean you cannot use the internet at home – Wi-Fi, or a wireless network, allows computers to connect up to each other without the need for cables. They operate using the same kind of radio technology as cordless phones and mean you can easily link up to a company network, access your emails and any other websites. Even in homes where there is an established telephone connection, wireless connections are highly popular as they allow you to access the internet from any number of computers, including laptops, in your home. They also mean that, if you park your car in the right place, you can use your laptop almost anywhere that is near a building where a wireless connection is installed. Perhaps you have tapped into someone else’s broadband connection, or don’t really mind if somebody is doing the same with yours. However, this person can hack into your network if they are within close enough proximity. Hackers can seek out insecure networks – those with insufficient, or worse, no anti-hacking software – using tools that are readily available. It takes an average of just two-and-a-half hours to hack into a computer system via a wireless network, says London-based security company, RSA. Hackers’ antics range from the annoying and mischievous, such as wiping your entire email box or tam- Stop Press! Warnings of a dangerous virus circulating the internet, which particularly affects holders of Yahoo, AOL and Hotmail accounts, have come to light in recent weeks. The virus comes in the form of a Power Point document (with the suffix .pps) entitled Life is beautiful. If you open the email, a message on your screen states, “It is too late now, your life is no longer beautiful.” In the meantime, all data stored on your computer and your email box will be irretrievably wiped out, and the hacker behind the virus will be able to access your name, email address and password, say sources from the UK government’s occupational health and safety department. AOL confirms that no anti-virus software currently in existence is capable of blocking the offending message. They recommend that you delete the email immediately and do not open it. AN OPEN DOOR: Can hackers look inside your wireless network, or are you fully protected? pering with documents stored on your computer – like the Open University PhD student whose thesis was peppered with swearwords thanks to the devilish humour of a Latin American teenager who found a back door into his PC – to the downright dangerous. If you bank online or make purchases via the web, your account or debit card details could fall into the wrong hands. Should we ditch wireless altogether, then? Security experts do not wish to alarm those connected to wireless networks – these serve their purpose and can be made safe with a little forward planning. Yet RSA, patrolling central London with a hand-held scanner, found that a staggering 25 per cent of networks were unprotected. The main faults they found were systems where the built-in encryption was not used, but where the default configuration for equipment was, and network names employed that identified the organisation which owned the computer in question. Businesses all over the City were being hacked constantly – and if you do not have the necessary cushion for your own system, your computer is a back door flung wide open to the world’s hackers, not to mention people freeloading off your pricey connection. What can I do to secure my system? You may find that your net provider will send a representative round to your home or business to secure the system for you. Certain precautions such as not making the network name known and changing the default name for something bizarre and not easilylinked to you or your company, are common sense, and if possible, try not to use the wireless network outside standard office hours. Experts recommend using the built-in encryption, and MAC filtering to set access points up so they limit access to MAC addresses of computer-users you trust. A MAC address is unique to each network card. Microsoft recommends ensuring your other security measures, like passwords and user-names, are in place to give you a stronger defence against would-be hackers, and to use only access points as opposed to file-sharing networks. What about file-sharing programmes? Also known as peer-to-peer networks, these basically allow you to download information from other people’s computers. They are mostly fully legal, but should be used with caution. An example of a peer-topeer network is Limewire, a programme that allows you to download music and videos online from other users’ computers. The drawback with such networks is that they allow those with sufficiently expert knowledge to enter your computer and have a good nose around at what is on it. To protect yourself, do not leave any other programmes open on your screen whilst you are using a file-sharing network. For example, shut down your email box, your eBay account, your online banking site and so forth before linking to a peer-topeer system. Finally, it goes without saying that any computer which will be used for connecting to the internet should have an up-to-date anti-virus firewall programme on it. N Sadly, hacking methods are becoming more sophisticated by the day and will constantly be ahead of the technology produced to keep them out. You should continue to review your security measures as often as possible and update them where necessary. Experts also recommend periodically reloading your Windows programme, which will clear any viruses attached to it. This will, of course, wipe everything stored on your computer, so back up important files on disk before doing so. Caught In The Web The average European spends a full day a month on the internet, says recent research. According to the BBC, net-tracking firm comScore discovered that the over-15s are connected for 24 hours every month over a period of 16.5 days, and view some 2,662 web pages each. Around 40 per cent of people use the internet across Europe (including Russia in the study), although the Dutch are the most square-eyed with 83 per cent of its population being online and Spain the third-least technologically-savvy (after Russia and Italy) with only 39 per cent of us being regular web users. Brits spend the most time connected, at 34.4 hours a month with more than a third of the UK population on line all at once at any time of the day, although Germany has the largest number of web users – 32.5 million of the adult population. The BBC reveals that comScore has discovered a direct link between broadband connection and the popularity of the web – those who have ADSL at home are more likely to spend longer online due to the speed of connecting and downloading. This means net usage is higher where broadband is more readily available, such as in the UK, Holland and Scandinavia but lower in Spain and Italy where this technology remains in its infancy. The most popular websites across the continent are Google, Microsoft and Yahoo, in that order. 56 NEWS FEATURE June 8 - June 14 2007 Success for the Basques Two months before the elections the party appeared with full force on the political scene. Two weeks before the election, it nearly had to abandon the political scene. At the elections on May 27 it had an historical success By Cornelia Muller The party ANV was formed in 1930. It was a leftist movement that based its party programme on democratic principles, the right of the Basque autonomy, and Basque unity. With these fundamental ideas it stood in the Basque tradition for self-determination and the unity of the five Basque provinces, three in the North of Spain and two in the South of France. Prohibited under Franco, it reappeared on the political arena after his death, but never had much political weight. In 2001 it distanced itself from Batasuna, which was a radical party close to the terrorist group ETA, and made illegal in 2003. During the election campaign in May this year it became a platform for strong nationalists in the Basque country. Opponents of the party suggested it could also be a platform for Batasuna or even the Basque terrorist organisation ETA. In their attempt to defend democracy and to stop the introduction of terrorist elements in a democratic parliament the Constitutional Court took drastic action. A month before the elections the associations of terror victims Dignidad y Justicia officially demanded the suspension of the party, fearing that many candidates may be related to the terror organisation ETA or the prohibited party Batasuna and try to make a legal entry into a democratic parliament. Baltasar Garzón, the judge of the Audiencia Nacional, the Spanish National Court, and a strong defender of democratic principles, was put in charge of the investigation to analyse if the party was formed by ETA or led by ETA before the year 2001, if it were an instrument of ETA now, and if there were links between the terrorist activists and the party. On April 28 Garzón presented a 21-page-long report and rejected the demand of the victims’ association. However, he also pointed out that the law for political parties was not applied and that his report was only a response to the demand of the victims’ association. Garzón wrote that ANV was not under the discipline of ETA after the year 2001, although there might be some coincidental common objectives. There was no evidence that it had developed any terrorist activities related to ETA. There were not any members of ANV that are members of Batasuna. The executive committee of ANV did not have any links to the terrorist organisation ETA either. Garzón pointed out that there may be some proximity or a possible participation of Batasuna in the party, and that some of the candidates in the electoral lists may be influenced by Batasuna. A week later, on May 3, the Supreme Court illegalised 122 of the 253 candidate lists, because they were considered elements influenced or led by Batasuna. The state prosecutor Cándido Conde-Pumpido prohibited 110 of the 253 lists that had at least three such candidates. According to him there was clear proof that they were either managed or manipulated by Batasuna. ANV, The Acción Nacionalista Basca, EAE, Eusko Abertzale Ekintza in Basque, could participate in the elections thanks to Baltasar Garzón. The Abogacía del Estado, the State Legal Service, challenged 122 lists, 60 per cent of which are in the province of Vizcaya, 56 per cent in the province of Álava, 55 per cent in Guipúzcoa and 34 per cent in Navarra. In total 133 candidates were illegalised. Two days later the party ANV filed an appeal in the Supreme Court against the decision of the State Prosecutor, which was FIGHTING FOR SELF-DETERMINATION: Antxon Gómez and Kepa Bereziartua rejected the following day. The report of the Supreme Court stated that candidates of ANV most likely do not have a close link to Batasuna. It did not exclude, however, that individual members could share some of Batasuna’s ideology and have a ‘subjective connection’ as it called it. In its summary the court added that it based its decision on the sentence from 2003, which prohibited Batasuna as a legal party. On May 8, ANV appealed to the Constitutional Court against the decision to suspend the Supreme Court’s verdict. Three days later on May 11 it reaffirmed that verdict. It said that Batasuna tried to participate in the elections under the cover of a legal party. Allegedly, there were fraud elements in ANV, but they have not reached the point where fraud and conspiracy have affected the party leaders. The dissolving of the party was deemed exaggerated and out of proportion. They added that the ‘radical solution’ was considered impractical, only ‘contaminated’ candidates had to be taken out. The following Saturday, May 12, thousands of people went out into the streets in Bilbao to demonstrate in favour of ANV. It was a peaceful demonstration without any violence. Some Batasuna followers used the opportunity to show their protest against the decision of the Constitutional Court and to demand truly demo- cratic elections. Joseba Permanch, one of the leading figures of Batasuna, described the decision as electoral rigging. A similar demonstration took place on May, 17 in Pamplona, the capital of Navarra. The main message of the 3,000 participants was that the political parties were afraid of a real change of the government. They accused them of cowardly behaviour: “if they were ready to confront a political change, they would not have prohibited our candidate lists.” The spokesperson of ANV encouraged the voters to cast their vote in the party’s favour, because this would be the only way to ‘peace and a political solution’. Other angry voices asked why the participation of the PSOE in the corruption scandals in Marbella or the Spanish involvement in the bloodbath in Iraq are not investigated. The leader of Batasuna, Fernando Barrera encouraged the people to cast their vote in favour of ANV now that most other leftwing parties were made illegal. He accused other parties of not respecting democratic principles and not acting in the will of the Basque people. This provoked an instant comment by the Supreme Court. A spokesman said that this may be the first step to illegalise the party. Batasuna can appeal to the public to vote for ANV at the elections, but as soon as they bring in their own representatives, the party will have to face procedures to be made illegal. The state prosecution said they will keep a close eye on ANV and its members, although they have decided not to take immediate action to prohibit the party. With the unexpected good results of the elections ANV is in many municipalities the second or third political power. They gained 94,718 votes and although half of the lists had been prohibited the people cast another 97,058 votes for them, which were considered null and void. This would have brought the total count of the votes to 191,776, which is one of the best results in their history. They are represented in 31 town halls, in 17 they have the absolute majority. In total 437 councillors will now decide on the future of their villages, and the parliaments of Álava and Vizcaya will have members of the ANV. There will not be any in Guipúzcoa, because the list was illegalised before N the elections. If all the candidates could have stood at the elections, another 282 councillors and 19 MPs would have started their political career in the local and regional governments. The secretary of the ANV, Antxón Gómez, appealed to the authorities to respect the decision of the voters and admit all those councillors who were on prohibited lists. The Partido Popular and the Association of the Victims demanded a total ban of the ANV party, whereas the government and the Constitutional Court did not see sufficient evidence to grant the demand. If the spokesperson of ANV is to be believed, this could be the first step to a political solution of the Basque problem and maybe even the end of all those unnecessary bombs and killings. ETA’s unfortunate declaration to end the ceasefire last Tuesday may well be a major drawback for any political negotiations. At a glance 191,776 votes for ANV 94,718 votes for legal lists 97,058 for banned lists 437 town councillors in all Basque provinces 31 town halls have ANV councillors 17 ANV mayors, where ANV won the absolute majority 282 banned councillors who could not enter the town hall because their lists were prohibited before the elections 19 banned regional MPs who could not enter parliament in Bilbao, Vitoria or San Sebastián NEWS FEATURE June 8 - June 14 2007 57 The prostitution game This trade is not merely all swings and roundabouts Paloma Casco We all take things for granted sometimes. Some of us come from more wealthier environments, with better options to provide for our futures. Have you ever stopped for a moment and pondered at the prospect of having to sell your body for sex in order to buy food and pay your rent? Some men say, “No, that’s clever, she just makes as much money as she can to buy herself a house in her country.” She may very well be able to buy herself a home in her place of origin or anywhere else in the world for that matter. But why on earth should she have to sell her body to buy anything in the first instance? In most cases, men control these girls and in turn make a tidy profit from their torment. Some girls work the streets alone, some work in unison, for protection and comfort and support; someone to talk to whilst waiting for the next client to arrive. Hours tick slowly, people pass and sneer, making derogatory comments, not knowing what brought her here and how her situation arose. Was she abused and forced in to this life? Or does she sell her soul and body for pleasure? The latter, I think not. Perhaps it is a game she was taught from very young, a method of survival, believing that this is the only means available to make a living. With poverty, exploitation follows and is considered a mechanism for survival. We are all taught and educated to N understand how to live and survive. If these girls are not educated, how on earth can they possibly know what options they have in order to make a stand in life? After all, knowledge is power. If you are told you are stupid on repeated occasions, you may very well believe it to be true and the same principle lies within this subject matter. Now, try to put yourself in her shoes. Could you? I dare say she suffers serious damage to her self-esteem to a depth of unfathomable denial. They say what goes around comes around. So when and how do these underdogs win their day? How can they gain their rightful independence? This is very much a man’s world, with men being at the forefront of nearly every given business. Women are on the rise, challenging themselves and society’s rules by the same token. Women have fought tooth and nail for equal measures to be taken, for example for the right to vote. Men have made the rules by which we all live. Please do not misunderstand me, I am not a man-hater, I merely wish to highlight a valid point. Women are the givers of life. Women are the nurturers and natural creators of our species. Women ought to receive fair and equal choices in the same way men do and always have. I have conversed with several men who have paid for sex with prostitutes and the answer is always the same. “Prostitution is the oldest profession in the world.” So is fishing. “Ah, but that INDEPENDENCE: Fighting for their rights to choose all depends on what you are fishing for?” Food, I replied. A constant source of life. “Yes, but so is sex.” I agree. Sex is natural and thoroughly enjoyable, although depending on who one is having sex with. We all do it and we all need it, as sex is a natural chemical urge, not purely for procreation, but also a social activity too. So where is it possible to find common ground? What institutions are there to help women should they be obliged by something or someone to prostitute themselves? What form of public education is there? Not solely for the ignorant masses who have no idea what these women endure, but additionally, the prostitutes themselves, as they have absolutely no idea what options there are at their disposal, if there are any. Most of the time this boils down to legal documentation. Most of the girls brought here are illegal immigrants searching for work. Our system does not make this any easier for them to make ends meet, most of them have to send money home to support their families, hence they are exploited beyond human recognition. It is a desperate situation and one that must not be ignored. Capitalising on the vulnerability of an innocent young girl, I call the police. I take down the car registration number if can using my mobile phone. But sometimes, that can be difficult. Q15. Have you been asked to do things you do not like? A. Yes, and this can be a problem. Q12. Can you give me an example where you have experienced any grief from a customer? A. Sometimes, after a man has paid me, he wants more, something else. Once, one would not let me go, he grabbed me, I tried to open the door, I scratched his face and I ran and hid behind a cabin. Q16. Do you have regular customers? A. Yes. I must pay for my daughter’s medical bills in turn, directing them towards an abnormal state of mind and being. Do you honestly believe that after a life of prostitution, they could comprehend a normal life? The prostitutes are extremely young, some even appear too young to be having sex, henceforth this appears to be a system they are taught; too frightened to speak up and destined to live in a state of acquiesce. Perchance, should there be an association put in to practice whereby prostitutes may be able to seek advice, shelter and protection, this can only aid them to make a difference in their lives. Given a choice, I am sure they would take up the offer of help. However, if there are those who choose to lead a life of prostitution, then so be it. In some countries, prostitution is monitored via legal and fair means and most definitely, off the streets where the women are safer and must be over the age of sexual consent. There are brothels in abundance on our doorsteps, but I wonder how are they managed? Do the prostitutes receive fair and legal rights? Do they have any rights at all and if so what are they? The answer to the aforementioned above is, a great big fat zero. This ‘put up and shut up’ society we live in will eventually crash and burn. If we continue to allow this to happen, what will the future hold? Remember, for every action there is a reaction. Next time you drive home from work, or go about your general business and you see the prostitute on the street, take a moment to think about her situation and remember how lucky you truly are. Case study Meet Isabel, 24, from Petrosani in Romania. Q1. What is your date of birth? A. July 27, 1982. Q2. Tell me about your parents? A. Well, my mother worked in a shop selling paintings but I never met my father. Q3. Do you have any siblings? A. I have a younger brother, he is 14 years old. He lives in Petrosani with my mother. Q4. Do you have any children? A. Yes, I have a daughter, she lives with my mother back in Romania, she is three years old. Q5. Why is she not here in Spain with you? A. My daughter is very sick, she has a heart condition and she is receiving treatment in a hospital there, that is why I have to do what I do, I need the money to pay for her treatment. Q6. How long have you been in Spain? A. Five years. Q7. What did you do for a living when you first arrived in Spain? A. Many things, I cleaned houses, I worked as a waitress, I picked grapes. But back then, I did not have any problems. Q8. How long have you worked as a prostitute? A. For five months. Q9. Do you enjoy working as a prostitute? A. No. It makes me feel sick. But it is the only way I know how to make money quickly to send home to my daughter. Q10. Do you have a pimp? A. No, I work for myself, I am not that stupid. Q11. Who protects you if ever get in to any form of trouble? A. The police. If I ever get in to trouble with a customer Q13. What sexual services do you do and what do you charge? A. I don’t do anal sex. I charge 40 euros for full sex and 30 euros for oral sex. Q14. Do you make your customers wear a condom at all times? A. Yes. I have 15 condoms in my handbag now. They wear a condom for intercourse and oral sex, I will not do it without. Q17. Have you had any relationships other than only a client-based relationship? A. Sometimes, a customer wants to take me out. They tell me I am beautiful, but I always say no because they will want sex regularly without paying for it. I say no, never without money. Q18. Have you ever had feelings for any of your customers? A. I have had some feelings sometimes for men I have been with, but you can not keep an intimate relationship. Q19. When you were a child, what did you want to be when you grew up? A. I wanted to work in travel and tourism. But I can’t do that now, I must pay for my daughter’s medical bills. It is the only way I know to make lots of money and quickly, because back in Romania, you must pay for treatment. Q20. Have you ever worked in a brothel? A. No and I don’t want to. In the clubs, most of the girls are on drugs. Q21. Do you find your job difficult? A. Yes, it is difficult and dangerous, it makes me sick to do it, but I have no choice. I want a normal life, I deserve it. When I finish helping my daughter, I will stop. Q22. Do you think this is a regular and stable form of income? A. Tonight, at the moment, I’ve earned nothing. Sometimes you do, sometimes, you don’t. Q23. Where reside? do you A. I live in La Florida. Q24. What time do you start your shift? A. I start at about 22.00 hrs and I finish at about 03.00 hrs. Q25. How many languages do you speak? A. I speak English, Spanish, Romanian, Italian, Portuguese and I also understand a little French and German. Q26. What do you need to help you stop prostitution? A. If someone could pay for my daughter’s treatment, I would stop. Q27. Is there anything you want to say to close this interview? A. I have always had a normal job. Everyone wants money, but money does not last. Some of the girls really need it, they need the money. Romanians are very poor and they have no papers. 58 June 8 - June 14 2007 LEGAL AND FINANCE ASKtheexpert... Manuel Martín legal expert Q What are my options if the buyers of my property, who have been living in it for two years after paying only 25 per cent of the purchase price, refuse to pay the balance? Two years ago, I agreed to sell my property to an English couple who had lived in Spain for a number of years and owned a number of businesses. At the time I accepted a 25 per cent deposit on the house as security and signed a contract drawn up by their gestor. Somehow I was talked into handing over the keys after I had been paid the deposit and gave them in good faith with the belief that the buyers were only going in to measure up for renovations/decorations. It has been nearly two years since this deal and I have had no further monies from the buyers. However, in this time they have rented the property to a number of people and they have just moved into the house themselves recently. Having heard that the couple involved had made a number of bad business investments I proposed selling the property to someone else and refunding their deposit. I was told that they wanted twice what they paid me as a deposit back if I wanted to sell to someone else as they had spent a great deal of money on renovations. They have refused to let me see the house but I have been told by a friend who has seen it, and neighbours, that no such renovations have occurred and if anything there is substantial damage to the property. As I still have the house in my name, how do the original buyers stand legally and what actions will I need to take to remove them from my property if no amicable agreement can be reached? PS. The contract drawn up by the gestor does not mention a completion date or any penalties from pulling out of the sale. A Certainly your situation is unpleasant, but it does have redress. What strikes me the most, however, is that no completion date was fixed in the contract, although if we think that the gestor was representing the buyers, it may have been part of a preconceived plan to attempt to cunningly access ownership of a property without paying the full purchase price. If they thought they could achieve this, I can only describe it as wishful thinking. In my opinion, the best way forward, the buyers having lived in the property for almost two years, is to send them a notarised notice/ letter giving them a period of time to complete the purchase and pay the balance. This should inform them that not paying up the balance would amount to a contractual rescission with loss of 25 per cent paid up to date. A month is a reasonable period. I would add in the letter that the purchase price is to be increased in accordance with the rental payments which you are enti- COSTA BLANCA SOLICITORS, S.L. 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Think Press SL is not responsible for the content of any article, text or advertisement published in this edition, or content which a reader may be able to access from reading any such article, text or advertisement. Stephen Ward pensions expert tled to by virtue of a verbal rental agreement, as they are enjoying the property whilst you do not have possession of it, and you are losing the interests of the capital you should have already received. This should put you in a stronger negotiation position. The worst case scenario is that you end up in court, with the judge fixing a date for the buyers to pay the balance and deciding on whether a verbal rental agreement was reached or, on the contrary, they were given unconditional access to the property, until they completed the purchase. The fact that the contract does not specifically mention penalties does not mean that you do not have the right to them, as it would be down to the judge to decide what is reasonable in view of the circumstances. You should seek legal advice and take action as soon as possible. Manuel Martín, Spanish lawyer, can be contacted at C/ Castaños 22, 5ºB, E03001 Alicante. Tel. (0034) 96 516 16 06; Fax. (0034) 96 521 71 11; Mobile (0034) 635 545 142. Email: [email protected]. Take a look at www.spanish-lawyers.info. Q I reach my 60th birthday in three months’ time. I have all sorts of bits and pieces of pension arrangements and have received information from some about the benefits I can expect and nothing from the others. The paperwork all looks very complicated and I wondering if there’s anything I can do to prevent my receiving small pensions from various sources? A All of these pension arrangements will have what is known as the ‘open market option’. This means that you’re able to seek out the insurance company that is offering the best deal by way of the amount of annuity that they will give you for the available overall funds. This will enable you to receive all of your income from one source. The annuity tables on the FSA website are a good starting point in terms of establishing which life office is likely to offer you the best annuity rate. However you should take account of the fact that the process of transferring your arrangements across can be quite a lengthy process. Your benefit will not start until all of the trans- fers have taken place, and thus the eventual outcome will in effect operate at the speed of the slowest provider. Although it is possible to arrange matters so that each of your existing arrangements pays out any tax-free lump sum, and then transfers the balance in order to secure your annuity, it is better to be willing to wait a little longer so that the entire purchase price goes to the company that is going to be providing the annuity with their providing the tax-free lump sum as well. This is because, otherwise, you may well end up with a number of separate annuities being set up for you, based upon the timing of the receipts by the company that is going to pay your annuity. One final point you should take account of. If any of your existing arrangements were set up originally before about 1988 you should check the policy documentation carefully, if you still have it. What you are looking for is whether or not the policy contains any guaranteed annuity rates. If you are not sure then you should ask the provider in question and not rely upon them telling you. In nearly every case, the guaranteed rate will be better than the rates currently available, and in this instance you should take your annuity from the provider that you saved with. In this case, the best deal is nearly always not to take any tax-free lump sum, but to use the entire fund to buy an annuity using the guaranteed rates. Sometimes a guaranteed annuity rate restricts you to only being able to take your pension annually in arrears. Yet, in other instances, it is possible to have the annuity set up on a different basis but using a rate that is consistent with the guaranteed rate contained in the policy. Whichever way the annuity is arranged, I’m afraid the paperwork will be an absolute nightmare. If only for this reason, it is worth seeking professional help. Pla Carretero Law Firm Property Law Conveyancing Commercial Law Crime Personal Injury Family Law Wills, Trust & Probate Debts Recovery C/ Sertorio, 2 - Esc. A - Pta. 3 Edificio Adumar 2 03730 Jávea (Alicante) Litigation Tel. 96 579 68 02 Fax 96 579 67 96 Mobile 620 261 314 www.Jávea-solicitors.com [email protected] June 8 - June 14 2007 BUSINESS & ECONOMY Home-owners may face massive fines Unregistered rentals are in danger of attracting huge fines of up to 30.000 euros By Samantha Kett Second-home owners are warned to be on their guard as tourism and tax authorities in Spain are clamping down on unregistered lets. Those who advertise their properties on the web for holiday lets face fines of up to 30,000 euros if caught. Legally, these apartments and villas should be registered with the tourism authorities, but conditions are extremely stringent. In practice, hardly any privately-owned properties are licensed for holiday rentals. In addition to fines for illegal holiday letting, owners of these properties could face the wrath of both the Spanish tax authorities and, if they are expatriates, those in their country of origin, if rental earnings are not declared. More than 300,000 expatriate property investors in Spain are British. With recent interest rate rises and the slowing down of the housing market, more and more people are turning to the tourism market to offset their losses. Given the fact that buyto-let mortgages are more readily available nowadays, many expatriates have been seduced into investing in property in Spain with rental income from holidaymakers paying their mortgage and providing them with an additional income. An average two-bedroom apartment with a sea view can net as much as 1,400 euros per week in the height EX-PATS: May face wrath of two sets of authorities of the summer season. A number of Brits with property in the Balearic Islands and on the Andalucía coast have revealed that they were reported to the authorities by their Spanish neighbours for letting out their premises. Most say they bought their second homes for investment purposes and that, after advertising them on the Internet for holiday rental, were booked solid for most of the year. However, they now face five-figure fines, in some cases considerably more than they have earned from letting the property – which was, in most instances, merely a way of paying the mortgage. Most home-owners have no idea that their premises require licensing by the tourist authorities in order to be used as holiday rentals until they are hit with legal action. 59 Vegara claims rise in personal wealth The average income per head in Spain has risen by 18 per cent during the current legislation, reveals Secretary of State for the Economy, David Vegara. When José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero came into power in 2004, the average annual income per person was 19,000 euros. This has increased to 23,000 euros. Vegara also declared recently that despite this year’s interest rate hikes, only one fifth of residents in Spain have had to tighten their belts because of mortgage payments going up. In fact, 80 per cent of mortgage holders are currently paying less than when they initially contracted the loan. Despite a general rise in household debt over the last three years, Vegara says this is in line with an overall increase in personal wealth. Abbey boosts tracker rates for investors One of Abbey’s most popular ranges of accounts, the Base Rate Tracker series has consistently performed well thanks to a quick response to adjustments in UK interest rates, says marketing and business development manager Jane Matthews. She highlights the simplicity and transparency of the accounts and easy access via online banking. The Base Rate Tracker Term Issue 6, a one-year product, now pays a bonus at an increased rate of 5.8 per cent until the end of August. From then until the end of 2007, the rate will be 0.1 per cent plus the UK base rate and finally, from January 1 to May 6, 2008, the account pays according to the UK base rate. A recent hike in the UK base rate has had a knockon effect for the country’s financial institutions, although this is good news for investors. From May 14, Abbey International, a subsidiary of Banco Santander Central Hispano, has upped its interest rates on a range of products. The bank’s Base Rate Tracker accounts carry a guarantee that they will be adjusted within two working days of any base rate change in Great Britain. 60 BUSINESS AND ECONOMY June 8 - June 14 2007 Gay weddings could mean big bucks for economy Spain’s law allowing same-sex couples to marry could be big business. In the USA, gay men and women can only marry in the state of Massachusetts. However, William Thompson, a financial controller from the Big Apple, says the country could be sitting on a fortune. If all states allowed gay and lesbian marriages, it could create multi-million-dollar business. In New York city alone, the economy would see an instant injection of 142 million dollars. When the whole of New York State is taken into consideration, this figure rises to 184 million dollars, Thompson reveals. This is partly because numerous couples from outside the city would travel to New York to marry. Accommodation, wedding dresses and suits, flowers, receptions, and other sundry expenses take the cost of the average wedding in the city to 37,000 dollars. A census has revealed that there are nearly 51,000 gay couples in the country, almost half of whom live in New York. This would net three million dollars in marriage licences alone. Although such a law seems unlikely to be passed anywhere else in the USA, a report by democrat Eliot Spitzer presented to the Senate listed the advantages, economic and otherwise, of allowing gay weddings to go ahead. VIVES.PONS&ASOCIADOS ABOGADOS · SOLICITORS ECONOMISTAS · ACCOUNTANTS ARQUITECTOS · ARCHITECTS C/ Pare Pere, 9 - bajo - 03700 Dénia - Alicante Tel.: 96 643 26 24 • Fax: 96 642 71 69 [email protected] www.vivespons.com SPORT June 8 - June 14 2007 Sport SPORTS SHORTS Rossi’s sixth win Valentino Rossi won his sixth Italian Grand Prix in a row on Sunday to move within nine points of championship leader Casey Stoner. Rossi clocked 42 min 42.385 sec over 23 laps on his home circuit of Mugello. Spain’s Dani Pedrosa was second, three seconds slower. Stoner was fourth despite starting pole. @ Something to sing about Nadal is in blistering form Rafael Nadal’s display of skill last Wednesday beat Carlos Moya 6-4 6-3 6-0 to take him to the semi-finals at the French Open. ITV News reported Wayne Ferreira as saying “Until Rafa either falls over, gets injured or quits, Roger Federer is not going to win the French Open.” Nadal has won all 19 of his matches, and looks set to become the second man in history to win three Paris titles in a row, after Björn Börg. NATIONAL PRIDE: The Olympic Committee want to put Spain’s anthem to words There is a move afoot to put words to the Spanish national anthem in order to inspire the country’s sportsmen and women. Spain’s Olympic Committee President Alejandro Blanco says he was moved to call for lyrics after hearing Liverpool fans belt out “You’ll Never Walk Alone” from the terraces. Spain’s Royal March has an up-tempo tune but has been stripped of words in the past for their links to previous political regimes. “More than envy, I feel a great admiration (when I see other national teams singing their anthems),” Alejandro Blanco told reporters. “I had the chance to listen to “You’ll Never Walk Alone” Centro Comercial La Teulera 12-14 Avda. Rey Juan Carlos I. 61-63 03727 Jalón (Alicante) Tel. 96 648 08 14 Fax 96 648 02 66 E-mail [email protected] Olympic logo launch Cricketers find a gap The hectic international schedule has caused England’s third Test against South Africa in 2008 to start on a Wednesday because of the Champions Trophy the following autumn. England will take on New Zealand in a threeTest series before South Africa visit for four Tests, with both teams playing a Twenty20 match and five one-dayers. 61 at the Liverpool v Chelsea Champions League match recently and it gave me goose bumps.” Spain goalkeeper Iker Casillas said: “It would help fire up all the fans,” and the captain of Spain’s basketball world champions Carlos Jiménez added: “It would be good if it helped unite the players, and encourage the team spirit.” Choosing the words will be a difficult task in a nation with keen local rather than national loyalties. A previous attempt to come up with lyrics a few years ago failed because no one could agree what they should be. “No one should see this as a political opportunity. The intention is to reflect the pride of our sportspeople when they represent us at great events. Sport should unite people,” Blanco said. The logo for the 2012 Olympics and Paralympics was this week unveiled at a star-studded ceremony in London. The striking jagged design is based on the date 2012, with the word London and the Olympic rings incorporated in the first two digits of the logo. Unlike previous Olympic emblems, the logo does not feature an image from the host city. “This is the vision at the very heart of our brand,” said London 2012 organising committee chairman Seb Coe. “It will define the venues we build and the Games we hold and act as a reminder of our promise to use the Olympic spirit to inspire everyone and reach out to young people around the world.” Moving images of the logo had to be withdrawn from broadcasts after complaints that it might cause an epileptic attack. Villa earns Spain Spain’s coach Aragonés a Euro 2-0 win retires after Euro 2008 Striker David Villa scored two neatly-taken goals to earn Spain a 2-0 Euro 2008 qualifying win in Liechtenstein that lifted them into second place in Group F on Wednesday. Villa put Spain ahead in the eighth minute when he slotted home from a tight angle after rounding the keeper and took his tally to 12 goals in 23 games with an overhead kick soon after. Villa’s early goals were rare bright spots in an otherwise lack-lustre performance from Spain and the striker spurned the chance to complete a hat-trick when he fired an injury-time penalty against a post. The win, Spain’s fourth in a row in Group F, left them on 15 points from seven matches, one behind Sweden, who crushed Iceland 5-0 in Stockholm. The Swedes, however, could move to 18 if they are awarded all three points from Saturday’s match against Denmark which was abandoned at 3-3 after a Danish fan attacked the referee with a minute to go. “I’m satisfied because we won and because we controlled the game well,” Spain’s coach Luis Aragonés told Radio Marca. “We wasted too many chances, but the important thing was to win.” Spain’s coach Luis Aragonés will step down from his post when his contract expires after Euro 2008. “I’ve told the Federation that they should be looking for a replacement for after the European championship,” the 68-yearold was quoted as saying ARAGONÉS: Stepping down by the Spanish media on Wednesday. “It’s natural that they should look for a new direction after Euro 2008.” Aragonés took over as Spain coach from Iñaki Sáez in July 2004 after heavy campaigning by the Madridbased media, but he has enjoyed little success at the helm of the national side. Derogatory remarks about French striker Thierry Henry made to his Arsenal teammate José Antonio Reyes caused controversy that marred his first season and results on the pitch have been disappointing. Before last year’s World Cup, Aragonés said he would step down if Spain did not reach the quarter-finals, but he reversed his decision after the tournament. He came under pressure to resign after defeats against Northern Ireland and Sweden in qualification for Euro 2008, but was given a two-year contract extension by the Spanish Football Federation (RFEF). www.portzgen-dowen.es SPORT 62 June 8 - June 14 2007 LOCAL SPORT Golf Las Ramblas golf On Monday the club started the week with a Four Ball Texas Scramble, which was won by the team of Tom Hardie, John Robertson, Peter Jenkinson and Brian Dent with a score of 59.8. Wednesday’s weekly Stableford again had some good scoring. The full results were as follows; Cat 1: 1. Doug Wright 44 pts, 2. Ken Robertson 38 pts, 3. Mick Brentnall 37 pts. Cat 2: 1. Brian Dent 38 pts, 2. Tony Brooks, 3. Reg Akehurst 34 pts. 2’s Club: Tony Brooks, Mick Brentnall, David Ottway, Ken Robertson, Ron Phipps and Doug Wright. On Friday there was another round of matches in the Summer League mini groups, which now means that after next week the 16 qualifiers for the knockout stages will be known. Result of the day must go to Geoff Biggerstaff. Pego Golf Society Foressos Golf Club, near Valencia played host to Pego Golf Society for the day last week and saw a good turn out of 50 members. The greens, fairways and tee boxes were all in superb condition, and although the course is flat, with undulations, it was a good test of golf for low and high handy cappers alike. The scores this week are as follows: Division one: 1st Graham Bush 38 pts off 13.6, 2nd John Guest 36 pts off 6.8, 3rd Andrew (Angela) Harrison 33 pts off 12.7. Division 2: 1st Dave Pointer 38 pts off 19.1, 2nd skilful Hon Sec 38 pts off 21.4, 3rd Capt Dick 33 pts off 24.7. Guest prize this week: Anita Bartu 37 pts off 32. ‘Twos’were won by Terry Leonard, Ed Butler and Chris Brookes. Next week Alicante 09.30 hrs tee-off, so be there by 08.30 hrs. Jávea’s young talent Ryan Stanford, 10 and 14year-old George Pay took the Intermediate and Advanced titles in the Par 3 junior competition at Oliva Nova Golf last Sunday. Ryan has only recently moved to Spain and has brought his talent with him from the UK. George has been working hard at his game and shot 2 under par gross over 15 holes proving that his short game is rock solid. Well done to Aston Horne (age 6) and Jordan Iggleston (age 8) who tied for second in the intermediates and congratulations also to Fiorella Badin (age 13) who took the Nearest the Pin prize. Jade Whitehead (age 6) beat Carmelo Vicens (age 4) in the Beginners section, both young players were superb and Ben and Loretta from the Escuela de Golf would like to thank Carmelo’s granddad for his unwavering support of his young grandson during each tournament. Without parents and grandparents like Carmelo’s, supporting and encourage the juniors, many of them would not be able to take part. Ben and Loretta at the Escuela de Golf, (behind the Arenal in Jávea) offer junior and adult golf classes for all abilities from beginner to advanced. Junior group lessons run most days of the week and students play Sundays in tournaments at local courses. Individual adult tuition is available and Adult group coaching sessions are on Monday mornings and Thursday afternoons with tournaments once a month. Please call Loretta on 680 528 658 for more information. ESCUELA DE GOLF: Jávea youngsters are on fine form Gata females on the ball Gata school’s girls’ cadet basketball team picked up fourth place in the provincial basketball finals last weekend, just pipped by Col·legi Sant Agustí from Alicante, who took third place. First and second went to V74 Villena and i CBF Akra Leuka respectively. TRAINING GROUND: Jávea lads head for West Ham and Villarreal Jávea East End boys GIRL POWER: Cadets shine in the finals Following West Ham United’s recent successful trip to Jávea three of the lads from the team have been invited for pre-season training with the East End club. West Ham trainer Nick Haycock picked out Nico, Dani, and goalkeeper Louis to guest for West Ham during the tour and as a result of this they have been invited back to pre-season training with the club. Louis has also been asked to travel with West Ham this week to a prestigious European tournament in Italy with some of the top European teams taking part. In addition Nico, Dani and Louis have been asked by Villarreal to train with them and this is now being arranged. “These are exciting times not just for Nico, Louis and Danni, but for the club as a whole,” said club director Mark Catlin. WE ARE MANUFACTURERS. UNBEATABLE PRICES AND THE BEST SERVICE GUARANTEED. PEDRAMALA S.L. LOCKSMITHS Security doors and windows made of aluminium and iron. Double glazed or bullet-proof glass. Aluminium with special coating Widening of frames, wrought-iron works Specialists in glazing nayas Automatic garage doors... We speak English, German and Dutch. We also export to Germany and Switzerland. “La Pedrera” Industrial Estate - C/ Isaac, 8-A · BENISSA · Tel. 96 573 02 26 · Rudolf 686 475 785 WWW.PERETOESTATES.COM SPORT June 8 - June 14 2007 63 LOCAL SPORT Rugby La Vila rugby lights up Wednesday May 30 saw the Costa Blanca Sevens won by Susies Exiles playing for the first time under the club’s new floodlights. This week sees the close of the XV season although La Vila sevens team are due to visit Granada 7s on Saturday June 9 and Madrid 7s on June 16. The club’s annual dinner will be held at the new Stadium Terrace on Saturday June 30 June and will feature an Argentinean Barbecue and disco. For more information phone Jason on 659 674 768 or Ignacio 608 068 208. SPORTS COPY DEADLINE 12.00hrs WEDNESDAY Hard fight for Dénia On Sunday Dénia Rugby Club Juveniles (under 19s) faced a very strong Pencoed Colts XV in Dénia. Pencoed, fresh from a comfortable victory over a full strength Community of Valencia Juvenile side the previous day in Valencia were keen to finish their tour to Spain unbeaten. Having played together for nearly eight seasons, they quickly demonstrated why they are one of the best young sides in the South of Wales. With several players already having Senior 1st XV experience back home and others looking at professional contracts, the young side basically showed how the game should be played. A steely determination from a solid, well drilled but not sizeable pack provided the type of possession that quality backs often only dream about. The first half was highly competitive with the relatively inexperienced Dénia side holding their own in the set pieces but finding the loose a taller order. A 28-0 half time lead for the visitors was fully deserved, but Dénia were fully justified in feel- ing proud of their achievements. Perhaps more pitch time during the season and therefore confidence in possession would have turned several half chances into scores. Pencoed continued to dominate during the second half where the heat was perhaps the dominant factor, but both sides kept going until the end, utilising some senior players at various stages and continuing to entertain the sizeable crowd. A fifty-something final score-line was representative of the difference in the two sides. Both sets of players will have learned much from the experience that bonding whilst on tour brings to the realisation of how much effort is involved both on and off the pitch in producing a team full of ability and confidence. Many thanks to Pencoed for visiting Dénia Rugby Club. Dénia: Adam, Geviny, Juan, Jamie, Markuz, Louie, Sam, Lee B, Josh, Lee A,Txemo, Joe, Bruce, Mateo, Shaun, Adrian, Dale y Jorge. [email protected] www.deniarugbyclub.com VISIT BY PENCOED: A top team from South Wales ORIENTAL WÓK BUFFET LIBRE Monday to Sunday 12:00 to 24:00 hrs. www.wokbuffet.com WOK DIRECT Enjoy fresh and healthy Asian food. Buffet for adults €8.95. Buffet for children €6.95 Wok buffet Torrevieja, Ctra. Crevillente-Torrevieja (Opposite Centro Comercial Las Habaneras) Torrevieja (Alicante) Tel. 636 396 457 / 626 018 793 Wok buffet Santa Pola, Attraction park “Pola Park” Next to Ctra. N-332, Avda. Zaragoza s/n Santa Pola (Alicante) Tel. 685 300 884 / 685 368 260 / 637 147 887 Wok buffet Guardamar Vía Park IV, ground floor + first floor Guardamar del Segura (Alicante) Tel. 607 467 118 / 620 693 990 INTERNATIONAL SPORT June 8 - June 14 2007 Sport Andy Murray’s Wimbledon plans were in chaos last night after he revealed he will miss next week’s Artois Championships at Queen’s. He has failed to recover from the wrist injury suffered in Hamburg last month in time to play in the key grass-court warmup tournament ahead of the Championships. The British No.1 had to pull out of the ongoing French Open with the injury, which has still not healed sufficiently for him to return to match action. What’s in a name The European Tour is ready to change name as it tries to compete with the allure of the US PGA Tour. The Tour is looking to forge closer ties with the rest of the world to make it more attractive and stop the top players staying in America. Europe’s players already find themselves travelling to Australasia, Asia and the Middle East, but many of the tournaments at home and abroad now take place with weaker fields because of conflicting events in the United States. “The idea of amalgamating with other tours to put on a really attractive schedule by whatever name we call it is one that we are in the final stages of refining,” European Tour executive director George O’Grady said. Tempting suggestion Robert Pires has urged his old Arsenal team-mates Thierry Henry and Cesc Fabregas to join him in Spain. The French winger, who last summer ended his six-year spell with the Gunners, now plays for Villarreal in La Liga. Both Barcelona and Real Madrid are eager to raid the Emirates Stadium for captain Henry and Spanish prodigy Fabregas. And Pires, 33, has now done his former boss Arsene Wenger no favours by advising the pair to move to the Nou Camp. Kiwi’s ticket to America’s Cup The New Zealand team on Flying Emirates have won the fifth consecutive race in the Louis Vuitton Cup and qualified for the final showdown against the Swiss syndicate Alinghi. The Kiwis remained undefeated against Italy’s Luna Rossa in the best-of-nine competition off Valencia. The America’s Cup final is due to begin on June 23. The Italians fought hard to stay in contention on Wednesday, catching up with the New Zealanders when they threw in a fake gybe on the first downwind leg and engaged in a long tacking duel back up to the top pin. But time and again, Kiwi skipper Dean Barker sped up and pulled clear of the Luna Rossa challenge and on the final leg kept the advantage to cross the line 22 seconds ahead. The usually reserved Kiwi crew finally jumped into each other’s DEFEATED: Louis Vuitton cup going to New Zealand arms, whooping and cheering. “This is our ticket to the America’s Cup which is why we’re here, so it was a huge relief once we crossed the line,” said New Zealand trimmer Tony Rae. The win sets up a rematch of the 2003 America’s Cup when twotime winner New Zealand lost sailing’s most prestigious prize to Alinghi, a debut challenger from landlocked Switzerland. “They have had the benefit of the Louis Vuitton series to get their game bigger and better so they are a force to be reckoned with,” said Alinghi skipper and former New Zealand sailor Brad Butterworth. It will be the fourth time in a row that Team New Zealand features in the competition for the Auld Mug. “There isn’t an element of revenge,” said helmsman Barker about the rematch with the Swiss boat. As for defender Alinghi, they are fine-tuning their two boats SUI91 and SUI100. The Swiss won the local Desafío Español team as sparring partner ahead of the final series. ENGLAND TRIUMPH AGAINST ESTONIA England’s golden boy David Beckham inspired England to a comfortable Euro 2008 qualifier win against Estonia in Tallinn on Wednesday to ease the pressure on Steve McClaren. Joe Cole broke the deadlock after 36 minutes to volley home Peter Crouch’s flick. Crouch doubled England’s lead eight minutes after the break when he headed home a superb Beckham cross. Beckham then provided a far post cross for Michael Owen to add England’s third after 61 minutes. It was a professional display from England that sets them up for the crucial qualifying tests against Croatia and Russia later this year. England, as expected, recalled Crouch up front alongside Owen, and he had a hand in the goal that finally broke the deadlock. The only downside on England’s night was a late booking for Crouch which rules him out of the qualifier with Israel at Wembley in September. Estonia almost claimed their first goal of the qualifying campaign in injury time, but captain John Terry cleared off the line from Tarmo Kink. England’s hopes of qualifying for the Euro 2008 finals received a boost as Croatia dropped two home points after sharing a goalless draw with Russia. But Slaven Bilic’s side stay top of Group E, ahead on goal difference of Israel, who beat Andorra 2-0 away. Russia are third on 15 points, with England a point behind in fourth place. England still have to play Croatia at Wembley, while Steve McClaren’s side have yet to play Russia in the group. The game between Andorra and Israel was played in atrocious conditions after torrential rain made ball control difficult. The conditions contributed to Israel’s first goal in the 38th minute when Andorra goalkeeper Koldo Álvarez failed to collect the ball as it stopped dead in a puddle. Koldo’s mistake enabled Roberto Colautti to put over a cross that Toto Tamuz headed home from close range. Colautti scored the second goal in the 53rd minute when Barak Yitzhaki crossed from the right as the Argentineborn striker dived low to head in. In the 81st minute Andorra won a penalty but substitute Juli Sánchez shot low and wide of the target. Scotland earned a victory over the Faroe Islands in Toftir’s Svangaskard Stadium to maintain their hopes of Euro 2008 qualification from Group B. Shaun Maloney put Scotland ahead on his competitive international debut before Garry O’Connor made it two in a first half, which the visitors dominated, before the Faroes’ second half revival. Italy, France and Ukraine are all rivalling Scotland for a top-two finish. Issue No: 214 Murray’s in a mess Centro Comercial La Teulera 12-14 Avda. Rey Juan Carlos I. 61-63 03727 Jalón (Alicante) Tel. 96 648 08 14 Fax 96 648 02 66 E-mail [email protected] Client Token SPORTS SHORTS @ EXCELLENT TEAMWORK: Beckham and Owen Valid only with a purchased newspaper 64