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This 1936 "REGA" is an
attempt on the part of the
Russellton #1 School to give
to the Eighth Grade graduating
class something to take home
in fond remembrance of the
happy days spent here.
This is our first attempt in
making a yearbook - - - We
hope it will prove a successful
one
- THE STAFF
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NAMEPLATE
FRONTISPIECE
FOREWORD
CONTENTS
DEDICATION
FACULTY
MESSAGE FROM PRINCIPAL
EIGHT GRADE CLASS
CLASS POEM
THE STAFF OF REDA
EVENTS OF THE YEAR
OUR SCHOOL
LAST WILL AND
TESTIMONY
CARTOONS
CLASS PROPHECY
JOKES
ADVERTISERS
AUTOGRAPHS
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TO
OUR HONORED SUPERVISOR
O. H. ENGLISH
A PROGRESSIVE EDUCATOR
THIS FIRST VOLUME OF
"THE REGA" IS
AFFECTIONATELY DEDICATED
BY THE CLASS OF MAY 1936
RUSSELLTON #1 SCHOOL
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Mr. F. E. Puff - Prin.
Arithmetic
Spelling
Penmanship
Miss D. J. Schorner, B.S.
English
Reading
Music
Mr. C. W. Double, B.S.
History
Health
Phys. Education
Miss I. Allsopp
SCHOOL-BOARD
Mr. W. J. Christy
Mr. W. F. Johns
Mr. R. J. Porter
Mr. H. Wilson
Mr. M. O. Siegel
Mr. S. Cushman
Mr. G. W. Montgomery
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To my fair young protegees: - - - As we
stand at the portals of the broad highway of
opportunity which leads to success or failure, I
wish to make two comparison - one of which is a
picture of dumb brutal stupidity and the other
of noble heroic aspirations:
A little boy was told to go to the pasture
and drive home the cows, later he came back
without them. When asked the reason why, he
replied, "I drove them all up to the bars, when
something frightened them and they stampeded
and scattered in all directions. I could not collect
them again.
During the World War our American
soldiers in France marched forward toward the
front line trenches with undaunted courage and
when they came to a cross roads or a parting of
the ways awaited only the order, from their
superiors to tell them, they continued on with
stern countenances determining in their hearts,
"They shall not pass".
In conclusion these comparisons are plainly
summarized in the words of the poet
Longfollow, when he said;
"In the world's broad field of battle,
In the bivouac of life,
Be not like dumb, driven cattle,
Be a hero in the strife!
F. E. PUFF
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AD AM S, B E RT H - - - - - - - -------" B e r t h a"
HOB B Y - - - - - - Co lle ct i ng mo v ie p ho to s
AM B I T I ON - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Ste no gr ap her
P r es s S ta f f , Ama t e ur Ho u r
B AR ON , ANT HO NY - - - ---------" T o n y"
HOB B Y - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -------B a s e b a ll
AM B I T I ON - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ------M i l k ma n
ACT I VI T I E S - - - - - - - - - - - - ------M u s h b al l
B AR ON , VI CT O RI A - - ----------- " V i c "
HOB B Y - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - P l a yi n g P ia no
AM B I T I ON - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - H i g h Sc ho o l
A mat e ur Ho ur , Cl a ss O ff i cer
B AT CHE R, F L O RE N CE ---------" F l o "
HOB B Y - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - P l a yi n g P ia no
AM B I T I ON - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - H i g h Sc ho o l
M ys ter y C l ub , A ma te ur H o ur
DI VE L B I S S, AL I CE - - - - -----------" A l "
HOB B Y - - - - - - - - - - - - - - P la yi n g T ea c her
AM B I T I ON - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ---------------?
M ys ter y C l ub , A ma te ur H o ur
DI VE L B I S S, B E S SI E - - ----------" B e s s "
HOB B Y - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - R e ad i n g B o o k s
AM B I T I ON - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -S t a y at Ho me
M ys ter y & Na t ur e C l ub , A m Ho ur
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G AUR RI C H, AN D RE W --------- " A n d y"
HOB B Y - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -----------R a d i o
AM B I T I ON - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ---- E l e ctr ici a n
Rad io Cl ub , J u n io r B ir d ma n
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HOB B Y - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ------- B a s eb al l
AM B I T I ON - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -------- A v i a to r
ACT I VI T I E S - - - - - - - - - - - - - A ma te ur Ho ur
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J UR A, W ALT E R - - - - - - - - ---------- " V a d "
HOB B Y - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ------- B a s eb al l
AM B I T I ON - - - - - - - - - - - - - B a seb a ll P la ye r
ACT I VI T I E S - - - - - - - - - - - ------- M u s h b a ll
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K AR AN, P E T E - - - - - - - - - - -------- " J u n io r "
HOB B Y - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - --------- B o x i n g
AM B I T I ON - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -------- A v i a to r
Rad io Cl ub , Ama te u r Ho u r r
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HOB B Y - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -------- B a s eb al l
AM B I T I ON - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ------ M e c h a ni c
ACT I VI T I E S - - - - - - - - - - - ------- M u s h b a ll
LE Y A, B E RT H A - - - - - - - - ---------- " B e r t"
HOB B Y - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Se w an d Cr o c het
AM B I T I ON - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- S t e no gr ap her
Ne ws p ap er St a f f, A ma teu r Ho ur
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L ON G, P RI SC I L L A - - - ----------------- ?
HOB B Y - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -------- S k a t i n g
AM B I T I ON - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ------- T e a c her
Nat ur e Cl ub , N e ws Sta f f , A. Hr .
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M AR CI N KO , ST E V E - - --------- " S t e ve"
HOB B Y - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ----------S p o r t s
AM B I T I ON - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ----- R a n c h ma n
ACT I VI T I E S - - - - - - - - - - - ------- M u s h b a ll
M I K US, NE L L I E - - - - - - - ---------- " N e l l"
HOB B Y - - - - - - Co lle ct i ng M o v ie P ho to s
AM B I T I ON - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - S te no g r ap her
Nat ur e Cl ub , N e ws Sta f f , M ys t er y
M O RE T T I , Z E LI N D A - -------------- " Z "
HOB B Y - - - - - - - Co ll ect in g M o v ie P ho to s
AM B I T I ON - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- S t e no gr ap her
ACT I VI T I E S - - - - - - - - - - - -- M ys ter y C l ub
M O R RO NE , J OH N - - - - -------------- " A l "
HOB B Y - - - - - - - - - - - - B o xin g - S wi m mi n g
AM B I T I ON - - - - - - - - - - - - - - --- H i g h Sc ho o l
ACT I VI T I E S - - - - - - - - - - - -------- F o o t b a ll
O 'B ART O, AG NE S - - - - --------- " A g g i e"
HOB B Y - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - --------- S i n g i n g
AM B I T I ON - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ---------- S i n g er
Nat ur e Cl ub , M ys t er y Clu b
ONE SI , L AW RE N CE - - --------- " L a n g y"
HOB B Y - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ------- M u s h b a ll
AM B I T I ON - - - - - - - - - - - Gr o w M u s hr o o ms
ACT I VI T I E S - - - - - - - - - - - - A ma te ur Ho ur
P E T ROF F, NI CK - - - - - - ----------- " N i c k"
HOB B Y - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ----- S wi m mi n g
AM B I T I ON - - - - - - - - - - - - - - --- H i g h s c ho o l?
ACT I VI T I E S - - - - - - - - - - - ------- M u s h b a ll
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P OM P E , J AC OB - - - - - - - ------------ " J o y"
HOB B Y - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ------- B a s eb a ll
AM B I T I ON - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ----- B u s Dr i v er
ACT I VI T I E S - - - - - - - - - - - --- F i r e M ar s ha l
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HOB B Y - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ------- R e a d i n g
AM B I T I ON - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - S te no g r ap her
Nat ur e Cl ub , Ama te u r Ho ur
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RE YN O LD S, I D A M AE ---------- " R e d "
HOB B Y - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -------- R e a d i n g
AM B I T I ON - - - - - - - - - - - - - - --- H i g h Sc ho o l
ACT I VI T I E S - - - - - - - - - - - ---- B e i n g Q ui et
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S CH U LT Z , CHE ST E R - -------- " C r e s t y"
HOB B Y - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -------- F a r mi n g
AM B I T I ON - - - - - - - - - - - - - - --- H i g h Sc ho o l
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HOB B Y - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - --------- M o v ie s
AM B I T I ON - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - C l er k i n S to r e
Nat ur e Cl ub , Ama te u r Ho ur
T E N AC E , F LO RI NE - - - - ------ " B l ac ki e"
HOB B Y - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ---------- S p o r t s
AM B I T I ON - - - - - - - - - - - - - B a seb a ll P la ye r
P r es s S ta f f , G ar y " Y" , Ama t e ur
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HOB B Y - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ------- B a s eb al l
AM B I T I ON - - - - - - - - - E l ectr ic al E n g i ne er
ACT I VI T I E S - - - - - - - - - - - ------- M u s h b a ll
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T RO FNO F F, T HOMAS -- - --- -- --- "To m"
HO BBY -- - -- - --- -- --- -- --- - - Nat u re Stu d y
AMBI T I ON - -- --- - --- -- --- - ---- - --- S ing er
New s Rep o rt er , Amat eu r H o ur.
T UR BA, ALE X -- - --- -- --- - --- -- --- "Ole "
HO BBY -- - --- - --- -- --- - --- -- --- - Bu ild in g
AMBI T I ON - -- --- - --- -- --- - -- E le ct r ic ia n
F ir e Mar s ha l, Fo o t ba ll
VA L AN CE , NE LLI E --- - ---- - -- "Ne llie "
HO BBY -- - --- - --- -- --- - --- -- --- -- --- Rad io
AMBI T I ON - -- --- - --- -- --- - St eno g rap her
Nat u re & Myst er y C lu b, Amat . Hr .
VO ZE R, I RE N E - --- -- --- -- --- - "B lo nd ie "
HO BBY -- - --- - --- -- --- - --- -- P la yin g B a ll
AMBI T I ON - -- --- - --- -- --- - ---- - --- - Cler k
ACT I VI T IE S --- - --- -- --- - --- N at ur e Clu b
W AT S O N, ALE X JR. - -- --- - --- "Ju n io r "
HO BBY -- - --- -- --- -- --- - --- -- -- D raw ing
AMBI T I ON - -- --- - --- -- --- - ---- - Desig ner
P r ess C lu b, Amat eu r Ho ur
YAN KO VI CH, FR AN K - -- - --- - - "Frank "
HO BBY -- - --- - --- -- --- - Mo d el A ir p la ne s
AMBI T I ON - -- --- - --- -- --- - ---- - - Av iat o r
Rad io C lu b, A mat eu r H o ur
YAN KO VI CH, JO HN - - --- - --- - "Yank o "
HO BBY -- - --- - --- -- --- - -- G u it ar P la y in g
AMBI T I ON - -- --- - --- -- --- - ---- - - Av iat o r
Rad io C lu b, R ep o rt er, Amat eu r Hr
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CLASS POEM
Our class is full of willing workers
Striving through the livelong day
Never known to be called shirkers
Always doing things in the right way.
We always listen to our teachers
Always have our work done
Have our books and studies ready
When the happy morning is begun.
At the close of every year
We gather up our memories
And leave the school-house full of cheer
For the teachers we did please.
When we grow a little older
We shall remember the past
Of our dear old schooldays
And wish that they would always last.
--Agnes O'Barto
CLASS MOTTOS
DIQ- Do It Quietly - DIY - Do It Yourself
CLASS COLORS --MAROON and BLUE
AMERICAN LEGION AWARD
With much pleasure we record here
that CHESTER SCHULTZ was the happy receiver of the American Legion Award
for Honor, Courage, Scholar ship, Leader ship, and Service. This award was
made by the William Fish Post No, 593 at
Curtisville, May 1, 1936.
A fine record, Chester, and we
know you will always live up to these
ideals.
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EDITORIAL STAFF
Editor-in-Chief ------- Chester, Schultz
Associate Editors ----Cartoons -------------Features -------------Humor ----------------Assistants -----------Faculty Advisors ------
Priscilla Long
John Yankovich
Alex Watson
John Morrone
Nellie Mikus
Florence Batches
Thomas Trofnoff
Florine Tenace
Bertha Leya
Bertha Adams
D.J. Schorner
C.W. Double
The Staff have earnestly tried to do
their best in putting out this yearbook.
THEY WERE ON THE JOB. These people did not
quit before they were finished but they
worked on to complete this book.
The whole Eighth Grade helped to
make this little book a worth while memory of our eighth grade days. Our Faculty Advisors were the real helpers in
making this year a real success.
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EVENTS OF THE YEAR
After eight years of work, we are
carrying our diplomas, which are the
rewards, home with us. Without the
guidance of our teachers, and the interest of the taxpayers, this glorious
end could never have been achieved. We
advise the seventh grade - soon to become the Eighth grade - to work and
enjoy everyday of their school life.
COMMENCEMENT
At last the fated day arrived. We
were marching down the aisle we were
going to graduate! It was an odd
feeling we had, rather sad because we
were through, and yet rather glad that
we had finished the eighth grade and
were going to bigger and better deeds.
May 28th, marked the end of our West
Deer Schooldays. We had music, we had
speeches and then - we received our
diplomas. The big day was over.
PITTSBURGH TRIP
Did you ever see anything like it?
That's what we said after we had been
to the Smoky City on April 18th. Could
we ever forget all the wonders we saw
that day? It was one of the big thrills
of the year. Every minute was packed
with excitement. The next time we get a
chance we are going to send our brothers and sisters.
It was a happy day when we went on
this very pleasant excursion.
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AMATEUR HOUR
"All right! All right!" These were
the opening and. closing words of Major
Schultz on March 15th, at 3:00 P.M. when
we gave an Amateur Hour to earn money
for our yearbook. About 145 pupils were
there to cheer and smile at the performers.
CLUBS
This year we had a number of clubs
started in our school. Among them was
the RADIO CLUB, which was under the
leadership of Mr. Double who owns and
operated short wave station W 8 J 0 J.
The boys who joined this club learned
many of the secrets of radio. Thursday
was the meeting day.
Another of these clubs was the NATURE CLUB headed by Miss Anderson, and
Miss Allsopp. They took the girls on
long hikes and taught them about the
various things they could see as they
went along. They met on Wednesday.
The MYSTERY CLUB was organized by
Mr. Puff. This club met on Mondays and
required deep and careful thought for
each and everyone who entered the door
or else he was not allowed to remain.
Lastly but not least was the PRESS
CLUB. Here everybody put his hands and
brain to work to put out the newspaper
and construct this yearbook. It was a
great deal of work but we had some fun
doing it and everyone was pleased.
--- SCHOOL PICNIC --May twenty-seventh! -- West View Park I
-We
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everything — We saw everything - Boy!
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Our school is a two story
wooden building. It was built
in 1915. There are six rooms,
each one having seven windows
and
a
furnace.
The
driveway
makes a semi-circle around the
school. Two fire escapes provide safety measures. The color
of the school is white. The
favorite sound around the school
is the beautiful peal of the bell,
which hangs in the belfry.
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John Yankovich
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WHO'S WHO
(The Election Results)
MOST INDUSTRIOUS ---
Chester Schultz
Priscilla Long
MOST BASHFUL --------- Alex Turba
Nellie Valance
MOST DIGNIFIED -------- Alex Watson
Bertha Adams
BIGGEST TALKER ------- Andy Gaurrich
Agnes O'Barto
SILLIEST -------------------- James Trofnoff
Irene Vozar
LAZIEST -------------------- Anthony Baron
Ida Mae Reynolds
FUTURE STARS
Bertha Adams
Alice Divelbiss
Andy Gaurrich
Walter Jura
Pete Karan
John Kleja
Bertha Leya
Priscilla Long
Nellie Mikus
Zelinda Morretti
John Morrone
Steve Marsinko
Agnese O'Barto
Nick Petroff
Jacob Pompe
Catherine Portka
Chester Schultz
Florine Tenace
James Trofnoff
Thomas Trofnoff
Irene Vozar
Ann Sheridan
Sybil Jason
Bing Crosby
Wallace Berry
Freddy Bartholomew
Harpo Marx
Marine Deitrioh
June Travis
Ginger Rogers
Gracie Allen
Robert Young
Bob Steele
Kay Francis
George Raft
Oliver Hardy
Madge Evans
Mickey Rooney
Victor Jory
Clark, Gable
Jackie Searle
Jean Harlow
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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT
We, the graduating class of May,
1936, being sound and healthy bestow upon the lower grades all of our tricks.
GIVER
GIFT
B. Adams
Dimples
V. Baron
Freckles
A. Baron
Violin
F. Batcher
Glasses
A. Divelbiss
Height
B. Divelbiss
Speeches
A. Gaurrich
Strong voice
N. Grigorovich
Chubbiness
W. Jura
Shyness
P. Karan
Character
J. Kleja
Bashfulness
B. Leya
Chewing Gum
P. Long
Smile
N. Mikus
Hobby
Z. Moretti
Health
J. Morrone
Art
S. Marsinko
Curls
A. O'Barto
Bluffing
L. Onesi
Eye Lashes
N. Petroff
Dark Skin
J. Pompe
Thanks
C. Portka
Height
I. Reynolds
Red Hair
C. Schultz
Teasing
A. Spondike
English
F. Tenace
Dark Hair
J. Trofnoff
Silliness
T. Trofnoff
Harmonica
A. Turba
My Seat
A. Watson
Personality
N. Valance
Long Fingernails
I. Vozar
Giggles
F. Yankoyich
Gabbiness
J. Yankoyich
Cleverness
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RECEIVER
E. Baker
J. Bednar
J. Bednar
J. Bizyak
J. Brooks
J. Stepp
H. Subbich
E. Sefton
E. Cronesky
H. Garbos
G. Cesarino
M. Lavrich
M. Gordon
S. Latas
S. Kasunich
J. Leya
M.Logut
G. Monarka
B. Mann
J. Marcinko
W. Nypaver
J. Harper
R. Catanese
M. Rudolph
F. Polosky
C. Rudolph
N. Smetanic
I. AIIsopp
L. Tenace
N. Yaconis
M. Brooks
J. Nypaver
E. Buchanich
A. Cesarino
THE REGA
We leave our dignity to the Seventh
Grade.
The Whole Class leave their best
wishes to Mr. Puff.
To Mr. Double, the Radio Club leaves
the short waves in their hair.
To Miss Allsopp, we leave our funny
maps.
The Music Class leaves its beautiful
melodies to Miss Schorner.
---Drawn up by Nellie Mikus and
Nellie
Valance, this first day of May 1936
We appoint Mrs. Campbell as executor
of this Last Will and Testament and ask
that she sees that nobody carries out
the above named bequests.
TELEGRAMS OF CONGRATULATIONS
FROM FAMOUS FOLKS
Class May, 1936
RUSSELLTON, #1
HURRAY, COME TO THE MOUNTAINS
LITTLE ABNER
CLASS MAY 1936
RUSSELLTON, #1
CONGRATULATIONS STOP DO NOT
ENTER ALEX TURBA IN THE PRESIDENTIAL
CAMPAIGN STOP I WILL GIVE HIM STOP A
JOB
FRANK DELANO ROOSEVELT
CLASS MAY 1936
RUSSELLTON, #1
WARNER BRO. BEG YOU STOP TO
COME TO HOLLYWOOD STOP TO MEET MAE
WEST AND ALL THE BOYS.
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CLASS PROPHECY
It's not for me to plan my classmates'
lives,
So should you feel that your prediction is a pun,
Please remember that It la all in fun.
For president I see John Morrone
in the race, he's hoping someday to
run the place.
As for Chester
Schultz, he'll never enter the doors,
unless he's hired to scrub the floors.
A prominent lass is Alice Divelbiss,
she went to Europe to become a Duchess. Alex Turba and Jacob Pompe are
very strange fellows,
to girl
friends they prefer
the
gallows.
Kick Petroff goes around with a sack
on his back, hoping some day to own a
big hack.
I see Zelinda talking a rest,
after sewing the
sides of her husband's vest.
Andy Gaurrich is a brave soldier boy,
but only to his mother is he a great
Joy. Nellie Mikus to work she delays,
with a boss like Frank Yankovich,
who likes her ways.
Anthony Baron, to
whom
life Is hazy, spends most of hie time
picking daisies.
Florine Tenace, the heavy-weight
campion, the big sissy, was kidnapped
for a great ransom. Over the radio
sings Lawrence Onesi, crazy
lyrics come to him easy.
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Nick Grigorovlch wants to be an
aviator, but he has no faith in a
carborator. Pete Karan is a farmer,
old-fashioned and true, while
Bertha Leya is an old maid at fortytwo. In exhaustion, Irene Vozar
slumps on a log, so tired after she
feeds her pet hog. And whom do I see
as I dream along but John Yankovich,
now Principal of Russellton #l. Here
he tries with all his might, to
teach the children of Anna
Spondike.
In a large office which has many
doors, I see Bessie counting the
floors
Alex Watson, with a better head than
yours, is working In a big office
Juggling figures. I know Steve Marsinko ie moving because the
neighbors compalined of his
crooning. He joined John Kleja
and Walter Jura, the great roamers,
and at one time, great ranch owners.
Florence Batcher is a small
dog-catcher. Agnes 0' Barto
became a great contralto. There's
Nellie Valance going into her dance.
The Trotnoffs fix up all coughs.
Last comes Victoria Baron in
the brightest and latest tin can.
Though it's fun to prophesy,
On these futures, do not rely,
We want to grow as best we can,
As we travel on life's caravan.
- Priscilla Long.
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????? QUESTIONS ?????
When does a man weight the most?
Where does all the snuff go?
Why was Eve made?
What kind of hen lays the longest?
What table has not a leg to stand on?
How many sides has a pitcher?
Why does a chicken cross the street In
the mud?
(Answers on the bottom of next page)
---------Florence:-"How does your brother like
the elevator job?"
Victoria:-"He's taken up with it."
---------James:-"Did you ever see a pip wash?"
Jacob;-"No, but I saw a pig iron."
---------Walter:-"How Is your farm this year?"
Anthony:-"A failure, my potatoes had
no eyes and couldn't see to grow."
---------Andy:-"Where do you think I have this
collar?"
Anthony:-"Where?"
Andy:-"Around my neck,"
---------Miss Schorner:-"Agnes, can you keep
quiet?"
Agnes:- "Yes, Ma 'am."
Miss Schorner:-"Then, let's hear you.
SLOGANS
S.O.S. --- See our socks.
P.D.Q. --- Pipe down quickly.
C.O.D. --- Call on dad.
W.P.A. --- We pay all.
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RULES OF ETIQUETTE OR HOW TO BEHAVE
1. Put feet on desks, to clean off mud.
2. Shake the seat, to help your Pal.
3. Try to crawl on the floor to get your
pencil.
4. Talk loudly or whistle, if this does
not work then sing.
5. Spit on the floor to scrub it.
Now after this we hope you get it.
"What Is your name?"
"Alex Abndofznepsonlzmn".
"How do you spell it?"
"Just like it is pronounced."
Irene:-we'll be friends to the end."
Mary:-"Lend me ten dollars."
Irene:-"That's the end."
— APOLOGY —
Everyone makes mistakes - at least
that's what most people say. So let
us take this opportunity to apologize
for any and all mistakes that have In
some way crept into this first volume
of THE REGA.
--- Mr. Double.
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
ANSWERS
When he's the heaviest.
No one nose.
For Adams express company.
A dead hen.
Multiplican
Inside and outside.
To get on the other side.
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