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Pablo Salvador López
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Amaia Salamanca (22)
Without bra there is no paradise
With that body, the former heartthrob of the Duque would look
divine in any old thing. In the braless Ralph Lauren number,
however, she stopped being fine and deserved being fined. She was
well better in this red Manuel Mota at the James Bond premiere in
Valencia.
Paula Echevarría (31)
She busta left her legs at home
Why hide her body if she is already
recovered after giving birth to Daniela six
months ago? The Elio Benhayer dress did
very little for Busta’s wife… and for her
personal trainer’s kudos. It’s much better
when she shows a bit of leg, as she did a
few months ago at a magazine bash.
Pilar Rubio (29)
Why did you do it?
Her Vicky Martín Berrocal number left very little to the
imagination. Excessive cleavage, an indiscreet see-through fabric…
And let’s not get started on the fringes! At the 2007 TP awards
ceremony, however, she passed with flying colours in a demure
BCBG.
Eva González (28)
Miss-managed assets
She was a perfect fit as host for the TP
awards ceremony, but her number couldn’t
keep abreast. The Hannibal Laguna design
paid little justice to her cleavage. Just this
Summer, however, even Cayetano Rivera
fell victim to her charms in this hot
Dsquared2 piece.
…Demi One Moore Size. We don’t know if it resulted from a last
minute contretemps or from swollen feet, but these stilettos were
certainly not made for her. She wore them to present ‘Happy
Tears’, a movie which was poorly received at the Berlin Festival.
Pablo Salvador López
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Alice, what De-llal is that? Carlota Casiraghi’s sister-in-law
knows no shame. This is how she attended a prize ceremony: in a
see-through number and with a haircut that could have sprung from
Edward Scissorhands’s mind. The claw-shaped gloves put the
finishing touch to her impossible look.
It’s all about falling in Love Kurt
Cobain’s widow, Courtney Love, wouldn’t
pass the pen-test… Her breasts are so
saggy that the least she could have done is
buy a brassiere (or wear another dress).
And as if this isn’t enough, rumour has it
that her new beau is Mickey Rourke. Now
that’s quite a pair…
Pfeiffer, art running through her veins… That must be why they
are so knotty. Michelle, 50, is so slim that she looks more like 20.
But she shouldn’t cross the line: packing a couple of pounds would
work wonders for her ankles. This is how we saw her at the
Berlinale, promoting ‘Cheri’.
Jowly Madonna! At 50
they are bent on slimming
to look younger, but all too
often it’s counterproductive.
Now that’s a double-chin!
She could be her very own
granny. Never mind the
facelifts, gravitation rules!
Sarah Jessica Parker, gaudy in the city If the producers see her
in this outfit, there won’t be any silver screen ‘Sex and the city’
sequel. Does she actually think hooves are in? If she really had to
show off an accessory, she should have played it safe with a pair of
gloves, because really, those hands…
Pablo Salvador López
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Marina Castaño’s ‘tightly packed’ day Camel… errr… Camilo
José Cela’s widow was all for her looks on the 7th… or at least, she
tried. She left home early in the morning and went straight to the
gym until late in the evening. It’s hard to say what “impressed” us
the most: the all-too-close-fitting sport pants, the pony tail, her
skin, that frown… Girl, when at home dress as you like, but if you
are a celebrity and go out like that, you are bound to shock-and-awe
people into taking such pictures of you…
Look out, Stone, you are crumbling!
Nobody disputes her sex appeal at nearly 51,
but Sharon would better hide those flabby
thighs. She flaunted them in London at a
post-Bafta party. Not that she has any issues
with them: she tried later to hit on 18 year
old Dev Patel, of ‘Slumdog Millionaire’
fame.
Whitney got paunch If you go clubbing to show off your boy-toy
(her boyfriend, rapper Ray J, is 16 years younger), make sure that
your see-through garments guard your not-so-magnificent body
better. Whitney, dear, we know that at 46 you just don’t give a
damn… but don’t expect him to be singing‘I Will Always Love
You’ any time soon!
Hilt-on to your goods, Paris! The party
queen came dangerously close to having a
nip-slip when leaving a club in LA. Certain
cleavages just won’t do for some poses…
¿Quieres ser millonario? Mejor ser Freida
DESPUÉS de ver la última película de Danny Boyle, la fabulosa
Slumdog Millionaire, nos ha embelesado el sentido de la moda de la
guapísima protagonista, Freida Pinto.
La ex modelo irradia glamour clásico y por ahora tiene a la alfombra roja
rendida a sus Jimmy Choo.
Esta semana nos encandiló en la entrega de premios del Directors Guild of
America con este vestido metálico asimétrico del original diseñador
americano Zac Posen. Pero los casi 3000€ que cuesta esta maravilla
brillante también dejaría asimétrico nuestro presupuesto.
Freida lleva: Vestido, 2990€, Zac Posen; zapatos de tacón, 490€; bolso,
420€, Jimmy Choo
Total: 3900€