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VOLUME 5, ISSUE 7 #051707060607 READ THE PLANET, IT’S FREE! WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM (256) 533-4613 NEXT ISSUE June 7, 2007 In This Issue... Elston Gunn Revue Want Organic Produce? News of the Weird Lowe Mill Andy Tanas Dowtown Arts Stroll And Tons of Other Stuff Letter From the Publisher I was fortunate enough to get to tour Mason’s, a new restaurant/bar opening in downtown Huntsville. Very, very nice! My favorite part, of course, is the rooftop patio. Mary McGuire’s is another club opening this month. It is where Bongo’s and Sammy’s Live used to be on South Parkway. (They have others in other cities, Chattanooga for one.) 203 Grove Ave., Huntsville Al, 35801, phone 256.533-4613 Publisher Jill Wood Sales & Marketing Toby Campbell 256-631-7411 Calendar Sarajo Taylor Travel Editor Billy Joe Cooley Distribution Charlotte Griffin One thing on my list for this summer is to take the drive thru safari at Harmony Park Safari off of South Parkway. My sister-in-law says the animals come right up to your window and will stick their heads in if you are not quick! There are zebras, zebus, buffalo, camels, ostriches, pythons, rams, highlanders, alligators, and water fowl. I must go to the Arts Stroll downtown and to the Tour of the Three Caves. Of course I will be at the Poker Run at Ditto Landing. (Check this issue for details.) I think I will have to do as a few of you Valley Planet readers do…highlight events and music each issue of things I do not want to miss out on and keep it on my fridge (or better yet, on top of my remote control!) Party of One lovers will have to wait for our next issue – Allison is on Siesta! Back from Siesta this issue are Fifi Bordeaux of Single and Fabulous and Leslie Parks of Nothing To Do. Welcome back! Thanks to Toy Shop and Mambo Gris Gris for entertaining us all at our Cinco de Mayo party at Humphrey’s. The Weather is here, I wish you were beautiful – Jimmy Buffet Jill, Lizard Lover In The Planet THE VALLEY PLANET Read the Planet, Its FREE! VOLUME 5, ISSUE 7 #051707060607 May 17 - June 6, 2007 NEXT ISSUE June 7, 2007 Graphics & Layout Ari Contributors Fifi Bordeaux Ricky Thomason Billy Joe Cooley Heather Stephens Windy Briggs Ed Killingsworth Jeff Sanders Jennifer Roberts Catherine Shearer James Spagnola Leslie Parks Michael Cummings & Sherri Carlee If you use a turn signal, your commute will be more pleasant. If you tip better, your dinner service will be better. Thank you for reading the fine print of the Valley Planet. The Valley Planet and valleyplanet.com are published every three weeks by J W Publications in Huntsville, AL. You can pick up the paper free all over the place or get it free on the web. Copyright 2003 by the Valley Planet, Inc. All rights reserved. Reproduction or use without our permission is strictly prohibited. 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You may reach the Valley Planet office @ 256.533.4613. 3 3 3 4 5 7 8 8 8 10 11 12 16 16 17 18 18 18 19 22 23 23 23 24 26 26 27 Letters to the Planet On the Cover Gossip, Billy Joe Cooley Unchained Maladies, Ricky Thomason Single and Fabulous,Fifi Bordeaux News of the Weird, Chuck Shepard MUSIC CALENDAR BEGINS Clean Food Network Free Walking Tour of Three Caves Quarry From Mike’s Bookshelf, Micheal Cummings Dr. Anarcho’s Rx for Old Stuff That Don’t Suck Film EDification, Ed Killingsworth Andy Tanas, Windy Briggs Readers to the Rescue If You Will Build It They Will Come, Catherine Shearer Lowe Mill, Jennifer Roberts Word on the Street, James Spagnola CALENDAR OF EVENTS BEGINS Sidewalk Arts Stolls No Sense of Balance Required, Jeff Sanders Nothing To Do, Leslie Parks Elston Gunn Revue, Heather Stephens REGIONAL CALENDAR BUSINESS LISTINGS (Where to go) Panoply 2007 Competition Winners! 21st Jazz-N-June Festival Music Exchange, Real Estate and Jobs 256-533-4613 2 WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM #051707060607 VOLUME 5, ISSUE 7 THE VALLEY PLANET Gossip part of the ambulance crew? None other than Mayor Loretta Spencer. And speaking of Mooresville, that’s where Dee Green operates a quaint breakfast and lunch room called Limestone Bay Trading Co., excellent food. Our friend Nan Peery is off to Florida for a month. by Billy Joe Cooley Good morning to pretty Ginger Sharpe. And this is “Be Nice to Betty Anderson Week.” We remember her from her days of music making with The In Crowd. She and hubby Rick Suns still live amongst us. What a fun evening we had at Soul Burger the other night. Jeanette Gallagher and granddaughter Mya joined Jim and Patsy Yeager, Christie and Cafferty Owen, and the Warrens, Bob and Joan, in celebrating the birthday of Soul Burger boss Cathy Briggs. That was one fine concert presented Sunday afternoon by pianist Nancy Luce Pendergraff and her guitarist son Roland. It was followed by a giant picnic in Monte Sano Park, hosted by those exciting Single Spacers from First Methodist. Still another outing of note was Saturday afternoon’s Democratic Party picnic. Sen. Parker Griffith, Tax Assessor Fran Hamilton and Rep. Sue Schmidt were the greeters. Even Mike Land showed up. He has closed his Total Aquarium and spends lots of time on his boat. The lovely Huleeta Harris and her friend Bob Smith were here last weekend from Brandon, Miss., to visit her Clark kin, Julia, Thad and Mark. I joined the Clarks the other night in entertaining Nashville drummer Bryan Owings, Sylvia and Corinne Giannitrapani, Amy Emmers and Cathy Puitt-Miller. motorist the other day. Marcus is a postal worker. The 5 Blue Notes entertained Thursday at Mount Zion’s SonShine Club. When the HEMSI ambulance arrived at a fatal wreck the other day in Mooresville, who should be Panoply was great, as usual. Even Rep. Ray Garner showed up with his people, as did Councilwoman Sandra Moon. A bunch of Boeing people were there, including Teresa Howard Owens, who moved here from Chattanooga in 1981. Kathleen and Phil Dotts were among the many who displayed their artwork, as was Ed Starnes. Vivacious Jeune Blackmon joined the celebrities in making the rounds. Ralph Gipson and WRSA Radioman John Malone helped host the gala Panoply dinners. Happy birthday May 11 to our friend Margie Broglan, who again has helped make grazing fun at the Senior Expo. My neighbors Earl Owens, Marianne Clark and Douglas Elmore were there. Gosh! I have run out of space, so “happy trails” until next time. Thanks to Buckhorn grad Marcus Friend for assisting a stranded Letters To The Planet There is nothing more fun for us than getting your letters and emails. PLEASE keep sending them in. We may not print them all, but we’ll try. Please send your comments to [email protected]. Thanks everybody! Ignorant Maladies Your article by Ricky Thomason is offensive. Let me school Rick in a little history. Feel free to print this response. black brothers can shave our heads in harmony and not worry about what ignorant people like you think. ITS NOT A FASHION OR A TREND, its simple like America should be Shaving heads is a ancient tradition of Buddist Monks who live a simple lifestyle in order to devote more time to there religion. you see rick, Shaving your head is a big f.u. to the all in one shampoo, conditioner, toner, leave in spray gel society. I will gladly write editorial articles for this You see, 15 years ago when I started shaving my head, black people would give me dirty looks and because of my nordic complexion fancy me as some sort of racist skinhead. I welcome the trend as I can walk down the street free from prejudice now. The jokes on you Rick, how much do you spend at the barber to get that feathered mullet every month? Its not about fashion or trends. I live a simple lifestyle and save tons of money. As a musician I agree with your music argument but must add that white people created the modern guitar and other instruments/musical styles that influenced those musicians. It goes full circle and no race owns music or rock for that matter. If slandering other people and Carlos Mencia race references make you feel good about yourself then go ahead. You know his real name is Ned? intelligent publication T. N. H Response Dear Tom, Lighten up, slick. I don’t take myself seriously and am surprised that you or anyone else does. My job is “See button - Will Push.” I am glad you wrote and “bald” me out. There - don’t you feel better? I owe you an Endora apology. I’m sorry you were hit right between the eyes with the column. Something tells me your hairy friends had a giggle at your expense. For being this month’s “direct hit” you win a rusty razor blade and a head-condom rain hat. All I’m saying is that I’m glad me and my Warmest Regards, Rick THE VALLEY PLANET #0051707060607 On the Cover OW DO THEY DO THAT? Have you ever wondered what is involved in painting a picture? There are surely at least as many ways to paint as there are artists, but now you can get a glimpse of how one artist proceeds. Huntsville artist Katrina Weber will hold an exhibit at the gallery in the Huntsville Times offices entitled “Behind the Scenes.” There will be about fifteen paintings, each one accompanied by some insights into how it came about, such as the original inspiration, photo references, sketches, color studies, and photos of the work in progress. Katrina’s oil, pastel, and watercolor paintings cover a spectrum of subjects, including landscapes, still life, and figures/portraits. She has recently had two paintings included in Energen Corporation’s juried show in Birmingham; and she has received numerous awards and recognitions. Visit her website at www.KatrinaWeber.com to see her work and learn more about her. Huntsville Times Building 2317 South Memorial Parkway 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Monday through Friday The month of May - 2007 VOLUME 5, ISSUE 7 WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM 3 Unchained Maladies likely PETA than al Qaida -- might want to blow the place up. That could be why it made the DHS list and NYC attractions didn’t. Ricky Thomason Writes You have to love the government’s logic in the best of times. You also have to know that the government under the illogic of King George II is nowhere near the best of times. E-I-E-I-Oh boy. Get ready Huntsville, we have been declared a prime terrorist target. Why? Our close proximity to Woodville, Alabama and Old MacDonald’s Petting Zoo. The Department of Homeland Security and the Patriot Act scare me about as much as the terrorists. So far the biggest threats to our freedoms and way of life have come from the Patriot Act. If they were really doing something constructive like x-raying all containerized cargo entering U.S. ports, it’d at least make us feel a little safer as they gnaw away at freedoms. According to the January 2006 issue of the esteemed music magazine Rolling Stone, our Bush-league Department of Homeland Security has cut antiterrorism funding for New York City by forty percent. The DHS concluded that there are no “high value targets,” that NYC has no icons or monuments that terrorists would want to attack. This includes places of low interest like Times Square, the Statue of Liberty and the Empire State Building. Your chances of getting killed in a terrorists attack are smaller than that of winning the Powerball Lottery. How many of you expect to cash in there? The twin towers of the World Trade Center were apparently the only target worth anything. There’s no reason to believe terrorists would strike densely populated urban areas in order to inflict maximum casualties. Despite a widely held belief to the contrary, DHS is confident that terrorists clearly have no affinity for tall buildings in the Big Apple. There’s only so much money, so they had to leave something off the list in order to include such high value targets as Old MacDonald’s Petting Zoo in Woodville and The Kangaroo Conservation Center in Dawsonville Georgia, both cultural icons and tourist Meccas. I’m here to tell you that Old MacDonald’s Petting Zoo has gone to DEFCON ONE. How the threat might manifest is apparently classified information. My guess is that the dirty dogs will use an exploding goat. One of these days you’re going to ask, “What’s with that mushroom cloud off to the east of town?” Then it will hit you. You’ll recall this column and say, “Oh, my God; they’ve 4 artwork by Debbie West nuked the petting zoo.” stroll barefooted through zoodoo. This will be another one of those events that you’ll always remember where you were when you heard the news. As the woman in Wal-Mart said on 9-11, “First Dale dies; now this crap.” As for the other place, if they have kangaroos in Dawsonville, Georgia they should definitely conserve them. A kangaroo is a terrible thing to waste. One might think preservation of kangaroos would be an Australian concern -- if even the Aussies gave a big red rat’s ass. You have to watch those tricky jihadists. They’ll do a zoo in a minute. I once naively believed that the worst they’d do was to take turns riding the goat -- or take him to a barbecue pit or stew pot. Now I see that they could take zoo visitors hostage and make them eat hummus. I’ll bet a threat assessment concluded that terrorists could hijack hang gliders from the airport in Moontown and crash them into the petting zoo barn. It’s clear that security must be stepped up at the animal farm. There will probably be personal searches upon entry. If you think walking around the airport with your shoes off is bad, wait until you WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM #0051707060607 The DHS is proving to be yet another government agency headed by another Bush-buddy. Royalty trumps competence every time. I have to agree with Bill Maher on that one: Bush appoints these morons where he can walk into a room and feel assured he’s the smartest one there. The Administration’s Department of Homeland Security makes it clear that Woodville, Alabama residents concerned about terror attacks should consider relocation to New York City. It’s safer there. Previously, my biggest worry about kangaroo centers and petting zoos was that I’d catch the Mongolian mange when I rode past them at 70 mph -- with the windows up and doors locked. To the untrained eye, the reason why OMPZ might attract terrorists is not readily apparent. A casual observer would report the operation appears nothing more than a motley collection of sad looking beasts with the fur rubbed off - and a duck. Further study may lead you to understand why a herd of terrorist fanatics - more VOLUME 5, ISSUE 7 THE VALLEY PLANET Single and Fabulous In the Rocket City Diver Down! Summer is on the way, with much to look forward too: great weather, outdoor sports, fun events, vacations and more. This is comforting to the single and fabulous who may have taken spring relationship detours, only to find a change of season now as refreshing as a change in Persons of Interest. So, with beach weather approaching, Fifi encourages you, Dear Readers, to be aware of the infamous “red flags” before diving into a summer romance. Here are a few to keep in mind: If it happens fast, chances are it won’t last. People who approach you quickly and insist on a relationship usually have something to hide, and Fifi doesn’t mean Easter eggs. Not necessarily criminal records, but personality issues that they are masking to rob your heart. Before you realize it, you have committed to them, later to see their true selves revealed. They are not who they seemed to be, nor who you want to be involved with. 3 bells signal a fire alarm. Call them red flags, bells, or rocket flares. Look and listen. Anyone can have a bad day, make mistakes, say or do the wrong thing. But in the early stages of dating, if you are not treated well, your POI gets 3 bells, and then you need to run for the fire escape. Even Paul Harvey doesn’t have the rest of the story. If there’s a sad, sob story about how bad his/her ex was, what he/she did or didn’t do, and the failure of the relationship was totally the exes’ fault, “Ding!” There’s a bell ringing and it’s not calling you to dinner. There’s always another side to the story, and both people have some responsibility for the breakup. Conduct a CSI with the ex, or Nancy Grace formatted interviews with others who knew them as a couple. THE VALLEY PLANET by Fifi Bordeaux It ain’t over til it’s over. From the jump, if there is any involvement with anyone else put the fins on and swim away. You deserve the deck to be cleared only for you. None of this from your new POI is acceptable: “We are separated, just waiting on __________ for divorce to be final”. And for God’s sake, if your POI is still sharing the same household with an ex or soon to be ex, transfer him or her to “Mr. Click”. In other words, conversation closed; there is no merit in talking, much less beginning a romance in this situation. If they’ll do it with you, they’ll do it to you. Read # 4 again. This will be you in a matter of time. You’ll be married or living with this person who is trolling for a new POI, while talking about you like they now talk to you about their ex, soon to be ex, whatever. Issues are for magazine subscriptions. We all have issues, some more serious than others. If your POI has insurmountable issues without seeking help, cancel your subscription with him/her! They cannot cling to your fabulousness to solve their issues, and in turn, your fabulousness need not be tarnished by their problems. Many more warnings could be sited. The point Fifi wants you to take from this is to be a good observer from the start. In the dating ocean, dolphins can become sharks, and there may be things buried deep that are not always treasures. Observe other flags before you send the ‘Diver Down” relationship flag up. The last thing the fabulous and their friends have on the agenda with summer approaching is wasting time conducting a relationship autopsy. There’s simply more and better to reel in! * Look for Single and Fabulous in the Rocket City, exclusively in future issues of The Valley Planet. #051707060607 More Letters To The Planet There is entirely too much hubbub about religion: Christian, Muslim, Buddhist, Hindu… The first Amendment of the U.S. Constitution grants freedom of religion as well as of speech and the press. At one extreme, some say the adherence to a particular dogma is not necessary for a harmonious, good, and nurturing life: ethics without religious trappings. Like John Lennon said in the song ‘Imagine’, “…and no religion too.” On the other hand, some embrace all religions, to the extent possible, and don’t play favorites (like a polyandrous woman with her multiple husbands in India or Tibet —at least I hope they don’t play favorites). Like that t-shirt with a ring of the major religious symbols that says “coexist” in the middle. Finally, at the other extreme, some politicians are obnoxiously obvious about their beliefs. They take pride in their lifestyle of avarice, gluttony, and sloth. (By the way, I think Jesus, Mohammad and Buddha would agree that lust for its own sake is just a form of gluttony, it’s my understanding they all preached against it. Clerics just feel compelled to emphasize lust to get people’s attention, in my view.) Anyway, these proud politicians get envious of people who are more successful at living the creed (of avarice, gluttony and sloth) and angry at anyone who tries to temper their ways. Why do you think Cheney has gout and cusses Congressmen in their own house? K. S. Letter to the Planet regarding Allison Gregg’s Social Observations 04/26/2007 Very interesting article. It confirms a lot of what I’ve observed. I have not tried Internet dating (I don’t wish to) but I think it makes long term relationships even less likely. If men and women know their next candidate is a click away, they are less inclined to invest themselves in whatever situation they already have. When you interact with more people you increase the odds of encountering less than honest or less than honorable people which can sour your attitude toward dating in general. Thanks, Pete There is nothing more fun for us than getting your letters and emails. PLEASE keep sending them in. We may not print them all, but we’ll try. Please send your comments to [email protected]. Thanks everybody! VOLUME 5, ISSUE 7 WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM 5 6 WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM #051707060607 VOLUME 5, ISSUE 7 THE VALLEY PLANET sits and pedals facing perpendicular to front and back, with each hand controlling a wheel, e.g., squeezing the right handlebar and pedaling moves the bike rightward. LEAD STORY Barney Vincelette, who says his autism renders loud noises sickening to him, has been feuding for several years with neighbors in Houston, Del., over their rock music. At first, he invented his own sound-jammer, according to an April profile in the Wilmington News Journal, but a judge curtailed its use. Subsequently, he recorded super-annoying sounds of his own (including a foghorn) and had them written out as music (“Sonata for Calliope of Truck Horns About to Be Transcribed for Locomotive Horns Opus No. 1”), at which point the judge decided that permitting the neighbors’ Bon Jovi but not Vincelette’s sonata amounted to selective law enforcement, and the feuders settled their differences. (Vincelette, by the way, lives in a house shaped like a flying saucer.) The Continuing Crisis The Santa Clara Valley Transportation Authority, which operates mass transit just south of San Francisco, and whose employees stage about three dozen office parties a year, issued 33 pages of specifications in January to invite local companies to bid on a contract to supply sheet cakes. The winning bidder must be versatile enough to offer cakes in 11 specified flavors, 16 fillings, five icings and six toppings (but must also carry $3 million in liability insurance!). Peru’s Emilio Cordova, 15, won the South American chess championship in January, but rather than wind up a chess-obsessed nerd, he flew from the tournament site in Argentina to Sao Paulo, Brazil, and moved in with a 29-year-old stripper. After Emilio’s two months in the fast lane, his father, with government help, went to Sao Paulo and snatched him back. Yikes! (1) After a street assault in January, a 22-year-old New Zealander was rushed to Wellington Hospital to have surgeons remove his car key, which was embedded behind his right ear. (2) After a vicious attempted carjacking in March, an 18year-old Australian was sent to Fremantle Hospital in Perth, where surgeons removed a screwdriver embedded in his face. Awesome! (1) Mexico City taxi driver Manuel Quiroz was seeking a sponsor earlier this year for his pursuit of the world raw-chili-peppereating contest. Supposedly, he can guzzle dozens of them at one sitting and even harmlessly squeeze their juice into his eyes. (2) In February, Dublin, Ireland, software engineer Michael Killian demonstrated his sideways-traveling bicycle, in which a rider THE VALLEY PLANET In March three homeless men were awarded $10,000 each in a settlement with the city of Las Vegas because they were arrested in November for violating a since-repealed ordinance. The men had been cited for “illegally” sleeping within 500 feet of public urine or feces (a restriction the city thought would drive the homeless to isolated parts of town to relieve themselves and/or to sleep.) (In December, New York City panhandler Eddie Wise won $100,000 from the city when a judge ruled he had been illegally arrested 27 times under a law that had been ruled unconstitutional in 1992.) Bright Ideas In breathtaking attention to detail reminiscent of the movie “The Great Escape,” some inmates at Michigan’s Kinross Correctional Facility chipped through 8 inches of concrete, then continued tunneling until they had cleared the facility’s two external walls by an extra 25 feet, but then a guard spotted an irregularity near a cell wall and discovered the operation. When stopped in March, the inmates were only 6 feet away (straight up) from freedom. (As in the movie, their greatest accomplishment was figuring out how to dispose of all that dug-out dirt without being noticed.) To get her reluctant terrier “Missy” to eat dog food, Elaine Larabie decided to be a role model and eat some herself, after which, Missy indeed began nibbling at it. The next day, both Larabie and Missy were in Ottawa, Ontario, hospitals, vomiting and foaming at the mouth. The incident occurred in March, during the first days of the alert over ratpoison-laced pet food, and doctors suspected that as the culprit, but no definitive conclusion was reported in the press, and both Larabie and Missy recovered. Ewwwww! Stewart Laidlaw, 35, was banished from Thirsty Kirsty’s pub in Dunfermline, Scotland, in March, following numerous complaints about his excessive flatulence. (A shocked Laidlaw said no one had complained before, but conceded that was probably because cigarette smoke had been masking the odor until Scotland’s recent smoking ban.) And in December, an American Airlines flight made an emergency stop in Nashville, Tenn., when passengers reported the smell of burning matches in the cabin. A female passenger was found to have been lighting them at her seat in an effort to vanquish her flatulence odors. Principals Gone Wild In February in Bethlehem, Pa., middle school principal John Acerra was arrested and charged with selling crystal meth from his office (but not to students) (and when arrested in his office, after hours, he was reportedly nude). And in April, in Lorain, Ohio, principal Robert Holloway resigned after apparently too eagerly delivering on a wager. He had bet with some boys on a student-staff volleyball game and lost, and then paid off as agreed by kissing the boys’ #051707060607 feet (but he was too much into it, the boys thought). Fetishes on Parade Tools of the Trade: (1) Michael Derenberger, 40, was charged with illegal voyeurism in Hernando, Fla., in March after being caught sticking a long pole with a hook on it through a girl’s bedroom window, to pull down her comforter as she slept. (2) A 48-year-old man in Stockton, England, was found dead in January, naked, inside a large plastic bag attached to a vacuum cleaner, with police concluding at an April inquest that he got his sexual kicks through asphyxiation by having the vacuum suck all the air out of the bag. Least Competent Criminals Not Ready for Prime Time: (1) Aaron Hudgins, 26, and Ruan Rucker, 24, were reported missing and presumed lost inside a coal mine in Kanawha County, W.Va., in April, and after a search-and-rescue operation, they were pulled out 24 hours later. They had no time to be grateful, though, for they were immediately arrested because the sheriff said they had gone into the mine only to try to find copper to steal. (2) Two men walked into a postal annex in Portland, Ore., in April, with one wielding a folding pocket knife, and announced a robbery. However, seconds later, the employees began laughing as the man with the knife couldn’t get the blade out with his thumbnail, and the pair fled. Updates Beijing continues its intensive citywide upgrade campaign to impress visitors when the Olympic Games open in August 2008. In February, the city designated the 11th of each month as “voluntary wait in line” day to begin training Chinese to queue up for services in an orderly fashion rather than by their customary chaotic swarming. In April, retired restaurateur Guo Zhangi began a program offering people money (the equivalent of 25 cents each) to bring in dead flies. Also in April, guidelines were issued for taxi drivers, calling for a twoday suspension for cabbies who spit or smoke, have bad breath or dress garishly. (Taxi drivers in Shanghai have been issued special sacks to spit in, housed on the dashboard, to break their custom of spitting out the window.) Your Government in Action Among the long-term disabilities that have been drawing compensation from the Department of Veterans Affairs (at a time when the returning wounded from Iraq and Afghanistan are meeting bureaucratic delays in getting their own disabilities properly compensated): 124,000 veterans receiving monthly checks because of hemorrhoids (according to a March Scripps Howard News Service report) and “thousands” of veterans since 1972 having received regular monthly checks to cover venereal diseases that they contracted on their own time while on active duty, including those treated for depression at having caught the disease (according to an investigation by the same reporter, published in May). Fifty-six New York City principals and assistant principals and more than 500 schoolteachers have records so dismal that no school will take them on its rolls, leav- VOLUME 5, ISSUE 7 ing the school system the choice of either commencing long, expensive termination procedures for each or (as the schools chancellor has chosen to do) placing them into lower-status and make-work jobs (at their previously high rate of pay), according to a March report in the New York Daily News. Close Enough for Government Work: (1) U.S. Department of Agriculture officials admitted in March that since the early 1970s, 250 of the nation’s 6,000 meat-processing plants, which are all required by law to be inspected daily, have been inspected as rarely as biweekly (probably because they were too far away for an inspector to get to), according to a March Reuters report. (2) KUSA-TV reported in March that a Transportation Security Administration undercover team was able to sneak simulated liquid explosives past screeners at Denver International Airport about 90 percent of the time during a three-day test in February, in nearly every case because, though machines detected the explosives, the undercover agents talked the screeners out of personally searching them. Signs of the Times The University of Minnesota campus newspaper reported in February that some students are combining trips to the blood bank to make donations with quick trips to local bars for a drink or two, because they report a quicker and more powerful “high” immediately after blood loss. Said one, “As soon as the needle’s out of my arm, I’m out the door (headed for a bar). The rest of the night’s a good one.” Reuters reported in January that an increasingly popular beauty treatment of women in Singapore is having their eyebrows plucked and hair drawn back artistically by injected ink (similar to tattoos) in a process known as eyebrow embroidery, which the Straits Times newspaper estimated was an industry worth the equivalent of over $3 million. Police Blotter Cops Getting No Respect: (1) Taryn McCarthy, 21, in the course of a contentious January arrest for DUI in Portsmouth, N.H., was further charged with five counts of simple assault, including four separate incidents of grabbing a state trooper’s genitals. (2) Felicha Marin, 18, was charged with shoplifting shoes from a store in Richmond, England, in March, and (according to a report in the Edgware & Mill Hill Times) in the skirmish surrounding her arrest, she was charged with assault for “spray(ing) an officer with milk from her right breast.” Send your Weird News to [email protected] or P.O. Box 18737, Tampa, FL 33679. COPYRIGHT 2006 CHUCK SHEPHERD DISTRIBUTED BY UNIVERSAL PRESS SYNDICATE 4520 Main St., Kansas City, Mo. 64111; (816) 932-6600 WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM 7 Clean Food Network G The Horse, Ladies Night Karaoke w/Jimbo The Nook, Live Music 5-8 reat news for the Huntsville/ Madison area! Fresh, locally grown, chemically free food, grown by your local farmers is here! The Clean Food Network is now providing an on-line custom ordering system. Ordering local food, grown with organic methods is now quick, easy and convenient. Choose from specific vegetables, meats, eggs, herbs, and goat milk soap, or you can select a weekly box that has a sampling of what we have fresh and available at that moment. Small, local area farmers who are dedicated to sustainable, and organicgrowing principals have banded together to broaden the time when fresh farm products are available, beyond the farmers’ market season. Dove Stackhouse, a Certified Naturally Grown farmer (www.naturallygrown.net) says, “We have the season to grow almost year round and the farmers’ markets only hit the summer season. Plus, we would like to market our meats; eggs and value added farm products (soap, breads, jams etc.) throughout the year.” Shopper Justine Hays adds, “The farmers’ markets miss the season for all the yummy greens and salad makings like broccoli, lettuce, kale, beets, green onions and carrots. Their Clean Food Network provides a larger selection of products and a wider market virtually year round, which is great for me. I have a growing family and a child with a gluten allergy.” Farmer Josh Wright adds, “This not only helps the Friday May 18 MUSIC Thursday May 17 Adrians (Guntersville), Live Music Benchwarmer, Too, Karaoke Black Water Hattie’s, Karaoke Blue Parrot (Guntersville), One Hour Drive Club Ozz, Karaoke Coppertop, Southern Rock 3 Crossroads, Turner Family Band 6-9, Wayne Mills Band ($5) Ember Club, Pat Nickel hosts Open Mic from 7-11pm Flying Monkey Arts Center, The Pink Spiders, Casio Casanova, The Thomas Function, The Pharmacy ($8) Freddy’s, Karaoke Furniture Factory, Sidewalk Art Stroll Dowtown Halftime Bar and Grill, Karaoke Hooters, Bike Night w/Room 240 House of Brews, Packway Handle (Bluegrass from Athens, AL) Humphrey’s Bar & Grill, Absolym Rising Indigo Joe’s, Live Music Jazz Factory, Jim Cavender Judge Krater’s, David Ashley Kaffeeklatsch @Night, Art Stroll with Joe Sun Brent Moyers on Sidewalk till 10, David Anderson 9:30-1 inside Lee Ann’s, Kickstand Philby’s Pourhouse, ToY ShoP Russ T’s, Live Music Sammy T’s Music Hall, Ladies Night w/Year and a Day Sandy’s Roadhouse (Guntersville), Karaoke Shea’s Express, Mark Teague and Friends Sports Page, 5 O’Clock Charlie The Corner (Bailey Cove), The Corner (Hampton Cove), Lacey Atchison The Docks (Scottsboro), Kenny Barry 8 11th Frame Bar, Karaoke 801 Franklin, Don Henderson Adrians (Guntersville), Civilian Benchwarmer, Black Label Benchwarmer, Too, Karaoke Black Water Hattie’s, 4 Door Ramblers Blue Parrot (Guntersville), Cracker Jacks Coffeetree Books & Brew, Friday Music Showcase featuring Karen Newsum Crossroads, The Movement/ 40oz. Midget ($5) Ember Club, Karaoke Esquire Lounge, Karaoke Finnegan’s Pub, Sing Along with Nancy Freddy’s, Karaoke Furniture Factory, Room 240 Halftime Bar and Grill, Jus’ Cause Hard Dock Café, Sraightforward Hog Wild, New Southern Station Hopper’s, Peter and the Wolf House of Brews, Lance Allmon Smith Humphrey’s Bar & Grill, Full Circle Jazz Factory, Trio El Camino + The Swing Shift Judge Krater’s, The Fearless 4 Kaffeeklatsch @Night, Joe Sun and Brent Moyers KG’s Sports Pub (Fayetteville), Brad Boles - DJ Mixmaster Lee Ann’s, Big Daddy Kingfish Moody Monday’s, Karaoke Nikko’s, Edgar Olivia’s Sports Bar and Grill , Mike Roberts Philby’s Pourhouse, ToY ShoP Continued on Page 10 WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM #051707060607 consumer by increasing the availability of healthy chemical-free food, it also helps the farmers to stay in business and enables younger farmers like me, to get involved without the challenge of having to grow a wide variety of crops and concentrate on doing a few things well.” It is the farmer’s wish to help educate the public about where their food comes from, about seasonal eating, and the world of really good food and eating. To make the connection between the land and the people, by supporting the farmer who produces healthy good-tasting food, and the farmer’s markets where customers buy the food, all of us participate in the creation of community that will sustain us. (“Sustainable Farms for a Sustainable Future,”) To help in this process, we are partnering with the farmers markets, the Slow Food Movement (www.slowfood.com) and area local chefs, to create local events that showcase the food that is grown here and ways to prepare and enjoy good food and good company. “Fresh and local from our farms to your tables,” says the farmer’s network. The Clean Food Network will start marketing on line this month, with pickup locations in Huntsville, Madison, and Tuscumbia. Meet and chat with us at the Madison Farmers Market on Opening Day, Saturday May 19, from 8 AM to noon, at the corner of Martin and Garner Streets and also Spring Park Market in Tuscumbia. Look for us at area farmers markets during the season, http://www.c leanfoodnetwork.locallygrown.net, and enjoy our delicious foods at distinguishing local restaurants. For more information, call Dove Stackhouse at 256-891-9856. Free Walking Tours of Historic Three Caves Quarry W hat a “cool” tour - cool as in 55 degrees year ‘round! Located in the heart of Huntsville, rock from this former limestone quarry was used in roads for the young city becoming known as “The Rocket City.” Mining ended in 1952 and Three Caves is developing into a natural cave, offering a glimpse into a unique geological window in time. Visitors will see baby stalactites and smooth calcified rocks known as cave pearls. Free to the public - Reservations Required. Directions: From California St., turn onto Hermitage and go all the way up the hill, left onto Kennemer Drive, park in The Land Trust parking lot (last gate at end of street). Due to rocky terrain, no sandals, strollers, or pets, please. Call The Land Trust at 256/534-5263 (534-LAND) to make a public cave tour reservation or to arrange for a private tour for your group. Dates in May andJune are: Sunday, May 27 @ 2 pm Saturday, June 9 at 2 pm Sunday, June 17 at 1 and 2 pm Wednesday, June 20 at 10 am Sunday, June 24 at 2 pm VOLUME 5, ISSUE 7 THE VALLEY PLANET THE VALLEY PLANET #051707060607 VOLUME 5, ISSUE 7 WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM 9 From Mike’s Bookshelf by Michael Cummings Books discussed: Slaughterhouse-Five, Kurt Vonnegut Gilead, Marilynne Robinson Some Prefer Nettles, Junichiro Tanizake I know how this looks: as soon as Kurt Vonnegut passes away, I read Slaughterhouse-Five as a tribute and write about it here. It’s not even half bad an idea. If only I were so with it. No, dear reader, I started Five about a week before Vonnegut died. No, seriously, I promise. But before we get to that, let me tell a quick story about how I tend to overreact about everything. Case in point: a good friend – let’s call him Matthew – convinced me to watch a DVD exposé on the Satanistic practices of several 60s and 70s rock and roll bands. I flipped my lid. Of course everyone knows that Jimmy Page sold his soul to the devil in exchange for rock and roll immortality, heehee, haha, etc. But seriously! Holy crap! That dude worships Satan! Thus was my reaction after watching the DVD. So, I have another friend – let’s call him Parker – who tends to underreact to everything. His solution to the Jimmy Page/Satanism crisis (paraphrased, of course): “See, that’s the problem with those 60s and 70s bands. They were the biggest bands around. Today some bigger, cooler, more established band would kick their asses and tell them to quit being such [ducking] idiots.” MUSIC Continued from Page 9 Port of Madison (Holiday Inn), 3 of a Kind Russ T’s, Trey, Kenny, and Coach Sammy T’s Music Hall, Friday Night $3 for all Sandy’s Roadhouse (Guntersville), Karaoke Scooter’s (Scottsboro), Live Music Shea’s Express, Ferris Henson Sidepocket Lounge (Florence), Kozmic Mama Sports Page, Next Exit The Corner (Bailey Cove), David Anderson The Corner (Hampton Cove), Donnie Cox & Lisa Malone The Docks (Scottsboro), Southern Voque The Horse, Karaoke w/Jimbo and Dance Hall open (No cover) The Nook, Southern Rock Three 5-8/ Vibro Deluxe 9-1:30 May 19, 2007, 11th Frame Bar, Karaoke 801 Franklin, Monkey Love Adrians (Guntersville), Live Music Benchwarmer, Too, Karaoke Blue Parrot (Guntersville), Randy Mosely and Connected Coffeetree Books & Brew, Open Mic Night at 7pm Coppertop, Space Wagon Crossroads, Brock Butler of Perpetual Groove/ Seepeoples ($10) Ember Club, Pat Nicke’s Band Esquire Lounge, Karaoke Finnegan’s Pub, Live Music Freddy’s, Karaoke Furniture Factory, The Scratch Band Halftime Bar and Grill, Jus’ Cause Hard Dock Café, Big Daddy Kingfish Hog Wild, Live Music Hopper’s, Peter and the Wolf House of Brews, Shametown Humphrey’s Bar & Grill, Microwave Dave & The Nukes! Jazz Factory, Open Delta + Charlie Lyle Quintet Judge Krater’s, Live Music 10 Kaffeeklatsch @Night, Live Music KG’s Sports Pub (Fayetteville), Southern Comfort Lee Ann’s, Full Circle Moody Monday’s, Karaoke Nikko’s, Edgar Olivia’s Sports Bar and Grill, The Crawlers Philby’s Pourhouse, Live Music Russ T’s, Jacob Lyda Sammy T’s Music Hall, 17th Floor Sandy’s Roadhouse (Guntersville), Karaoke Scooter’s (Scottsboro), Live Music Shea’s Express, Keith Taylor and Friends (Brunch 11-2)/Jonathon Laird (6-9 p.m.) Sports Page, Rear View Ghost/5 O’clock Charlie The Corner (Bailey Cove), Jonathon Carter The Corner (Hampton Cove), Tim Tucker The Docks (Scottsboro), Dave Anderson The Horse, Dance Hall w/DJ lil Ed and Don E The Nook, Vibro Deluxe 9-1:30 Here’s the point of all this: that seems to me about how Vonnegut would have been in dayto-day life, minus the kicking of asses. The world would be a much better place if everyone would just stop being such [ducking] idiots. Sunday May 20 Tuesday May 22 Benchwarmer, Too, Karaoke Crossroads, Christian James and the Coyotes Freddy’s, Karaoke Hopper’s, Brunch w/Edgar and Evening with Janice’s Karaoke House of Brews, Mark Copeland for Brunch Kaffeeklatsch @Night, Bluesjam with Freddie Earl and the Blues Mercenaries Olivia’s Sports Bar and Grill, Karaoke Sports Page, The Corner (Bailey Cove), Open Mic Night w/Scott Morgan The Nook, Doc’s Karaoke Monday May 21 3rd Base Grill, NTN Trivia Benchwarmer, Too, Karaoke Freddy’s, Open Mic Night Humphrey’s Bar & Grill, Marge Loveday Judge Krater’s, Jerry Kaffeeklatsch @Night, Acoustic Showcase with Greg Rowell Olivia’s Sports Bar and Grill , Karaoke Sandy’s Roadhouse (Guntersville), Karaoke The Corner (Bailey Cove), David Anderson The Nook, Southern Rock Three 5-8/ Doc’s Karaoke WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM #051707060607 I won’t be telling you anything new when I tell you that Slaughterhouse-Five is dark and gloomy and subversively funny. So, what I will do here is break one of my own rules and discuss an artistic merit of the book. As you know, Vonnegut’s narrative skips back and forth, “unstuck in time.” But these seemingly unrelated parts tend to connect in one way or another. An example: the tent at the wedding reception of Billy Pilgrim’s daughter was striped orange and black, the same colors as the banner atop Billy’s POW train during World War II. The narrator never says so, but such detail gives us a glimpse into Billy’s inner turmoil. I love subtlety, even if it’s not my strongest suit. As it turns out, I probably read Five at the wrong time of year. Vonnegut is more of a February read: cold, dreary, a little hopeless, but ultimately pretty quick. Reading him in April while the flowers and trees bloomed was slightly jarring and a bit of a downer. So it goes. My next book, Marilynne Robinson’s beautifully poignant and poignantly beautiful Gilead, is definitely an April read. Inevitably, I read it in February. Robinson wrote Gilead as an extended letter from a 76-year-old Congregationalist pastor called John Ames to his six-year-old son. The letter is rich and engrossing and full of John’s personality, insecurities, fears, theology, and stories. It also delves into a subplot about the returning prodigal son of John’s Presbyterian preacher friend, Old Boughton. That might sound boring, but it isn’t. Two reasons: first, Robinson’s prose is often lyrical, at times soft and soothing and at others full of fire and urgency. Second, John’s ruminations are profound at one turn and endearingly simple at another. I don’t I exaggerate when I say that Gilead was the best novel I’ve read in a long time. Junichiro Tanizake’s Some Prefer Nettles had the bad fortune of following Gilead in my reading queue. Still, I can see why it is considered th one of the finest Japanese novels of the 20 century. Despite reading the English translation, I identified the dreamy, mysterious prose for which Tanizake is famous. It is almost like Tanizake pulls a translucent silk sheet over your mind’s eye, making you feel tantalizingly removed from the action. Nettles tells the story of Kaname, who is stuck in a loveless marriage and caught between old and new Japan. I won’t ruin it by telling you which Japan he chooses, but I will say that the representative scenes of old Japan are fascinating. Give the book a shot if you want something a little different. See you next month. Auf Wiedersehen. The Nook, Karaoke w/Carol 3rd Base Grill, David Anderson Benchwarmer, Too, Karaoke Coppertop, Karaoke Finnegan’s Pub, Josh Freddy’s, Karaoke Hopper’s, Janice’s Karaoke House of Brews, Margaritas & Manicures, Maple Hill Celtic Band Humphrey’s Bar & Grill, Lacey Atchison Judge Krater’s, John Laird, Jim Kolachek, Andrew Sharp Kaffeeklatsch @Night, Marge Loveday Lee Ann’s, Rudy and the Music Factory Moody Monday’s, Karaoke Olivia’s Sports Bar and Grill , Karaoke Philby’s Pourhouse, Mike Roberts Sandy’s Roadhouse (Guntersville), Karaoke Contest Shea’s Express, Tom Stinson The Corner (Bailey Cove), Scott Morgan Wednesday May 23 802 Franklin, Dave Ashley Benchwarmer, Too, Karaoke Coffeetree Books & Brew, Songwriter’s Open Mic Night Esquire Lounge, Karaoke Freddy’s, Karaoke Furniture Factory, Live Music House of Brews, James Humphrey’s Bar & Grill, Dynamic Duo Jazz Factory, Dever Pride Trio Judge Krater’s, Tom Creemens Kaffeeklatsch @Night, Chuck Rutenberg & Dave Holland Lee Ann’s, Big Daddy Kingfish Moody Monday’s, Karaoke Olivia’s Sports Bar and Grill, Karaoke Philby’s Pourhouse, Ben Trussell Sandy’s Roadhouse (Guntersville), Karaoke Contest Scooter’s (Scottsboro), Trey, Gary & KB Shea’s Express, David Trent The Corner (Bailey Cove), Todd Haller The Corner (Hampton Cove), Marge Loveday Continued on Page 11 VOLUME 5, ISSUE 7 THE VALLEY PLANET ’s O H C R A N A DR Rx for Old Stuff That Don’t Suck This column is about music, particularly rock and blues. It often touches on its history and influence on society, both foreign and domestic. It’s not often you read a magazine that highly recommends you go read another article in a different magazine, but that’s what we’re here to do. The first of three special issues is out celebrating the fortieth anniversary of The Rolling Stone. (By the time this VP issue hits the streets, the second should be available as well.) Issue one features twenty interviews with the artists and leaders who helped shape our time, and forty songs that changed the world. Interviewed are: Bob Dylan: “I don’t expect politicians to solve problems. We’ve got to take the world by the short horns. The world owes us nothing.” Jimmy Carter: “What emerged from the sixties was a commitment to international peace, human rights and shared responsibilities.” Paul McCartney: I always marvel that I was the guy who sat down with John Lennon to write all that stuff. It was just me and him in a room. That’s pretty special.” Ringo Starr: We’d played the biggest crowds, we were making really great music, and we were four really good friends.” Norman Mailer: “The country was ready to explode with new ideas. By ’65, I felt like I was dean of the movement.” Jack Nicholson: “Many of the members of the so-called peace movement are now members of the right wing. I’m not.” Also featured are: Tom Wolfe, Bob Weir, Patti Smith, Steven Spielberg, Martin Scorcece, Jane Fonda, Bill Moyers, Stewart Brand, George McGovern, Michael Moore, Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Jackson Browne, and Neil Young. Whether you like or despise any of all of these people, or agree with them or not, there’s little denying that they belong on the list. Their opinions and insights helped shape the world in which we live. It is interesting to read their perspectives on what has and hasn’t changed in the forty years of rock and roll. The 40 Songs That Changed The World is a pretty comprehensive list, even though I can disagree with a number of their picks. Every song listed is followed by, “Why The World Needed It,”“Why It Matters,” and “Without This Song, No…” helping to place each in a historical context and explain its influence. The 40 are: “That’s Alright,” by Elvis Presley. Why The World Needed It: Someone had to connect the dots between “race music,” and “hillbilly music.” Why It Matters: This cover of an Arthur “big Boy” Crudup tune shocked fans the first time they heard it – there had never been anything like its strum and bounce on white radio before. The nineteen-year old singer instantly became the biggest teen sensation since Frank Sinatra. Without this song, no: Rock stars or Elvis impersonators. “I Got A Woman,” by Ray Charles “Maybellene,” by Chuck Berry. “A Hard Rain’s Gonna Fall,” by Bob Dylan. “Louie Louie,” by The Kingsmen Be My baby,” by The Ronettes “I Want To Hold Your Hand,” by The Beatles “Dancing In The Street,” by Martha and The Vandellas “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction,” by The Rolling Stones “Like A Rolling Stone,” by Bob Dylan “Strawberry Fields Forever,” by The Beatles THE VALLEY PLANET “Herion,” by The Velvet Underground “Purple Haze,” by, Jimi Hendrix “Respect,” by Aretha Franklin “Whole Lotta Love,” by Led Zeppelin “Get Up (I Feel Like Being A Sex Machine),” by James Brown “What’s Going On,” by Marvin Gaye “Imagine,” by John Lennon “Ziggy Startdust,” by David Bowie “I Shot The Sheriff,” by Bob Marley “Help Me,” Joni Mitchell “Born To Run,” by Bruce Springsteen “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen “Blitzkrieg Bop,” by The Ramones “Anarchy In The U.K., by The Sex Pistols “I Feel Love,” by Donna Summer “Rappers Delight,” by The Sugarhill Gang “TV Party,” by Black Flag “Billie Jean,” by Michael Jackson “When Doves Cry,” by Prince “Pride (In The Name Of Love),” by U2 “Like A Virgin,” by Madonna “Walk This Way,” by Run-DMC featuring Aerosmith “Just Like Heaven,”by The Cure “Sweet Child O’ Mine,” by Guns N’ Roses “Bring The Noise,” by Public Enemy “Nothing But A ‘G’ Thang,” by Dr. Dre “Smells Like Teen Spirit,” by Nirvana “Baby One More Time,” by Britney Spears “Fell In Love With A Girl” by The White Stripes For 40 years, Rolling Stone has been the definitive written voice of rock. They have outdone themselves with this series. Run, don’t walk for your copies. #051707060607 MUSIC Continued from Page 10 Thursday May 24 Adrians (Guntersville), Monkey Love Benchwarmer, Too, Karaoke Black Water Hattie’s, Karaoke Blue Parrot (Guntersville), Cracker Jacks Club Ozz, Karaoke Coppertop, Southern Rock 3 Crossroads, Stars Below/Wild Sweet Orange/ Reddletters ($5) Ember Club, Pat Nickel hosts Open Mic from 7-11pm Flying Monkey Arts Center, Tenderhooks, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Freddy’s, Karaoke Halftime Bar and Grill, Karaoke Hooters, Bike Night w/Push House of Brews, Marge Loveday Humphrey’s Bar & Grill, Pla’ Station Indigo Joe’s, Live Music VOLUME 5, ISSUE 7 Jazz Factory, James Irvin Judge Krater’s, David Ashley Kaffeeklatsch @Night, David Anderson Lee Ann’s, Live Music Olivia’s Sports Bar and Grill , Karaoke Philby’s Pourhouse, ToY ShoP Sammy T’s Music Hall, Ladies Night w/Live Music Sandy’s Roadhouse (Guntersville), Karaoke Shea’s Express, Tom Stinson The Corner (Bailey Cove), The Corner (Hampton Cove), Lacey Atchison The Docks (Scottsboro), Kenny Barry The Horse, Ladies Night Karaoke w/Jimbo The Nook, Live Music 5-8 Friday May 25 11th Frame Bar, Karaoke 801 Franklin, Ben Trussell Adrians (Guntersville), Burning Amber Benchwarmer, Derek Stone, Algar, Rosewater, Okra, Bone Dry, Shift, Heaven Continued on Page 13 WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM 11 Film EDification by Ed Killingsworth desert. This is also one of my all-time favorite movie themes. Déjà vu all over again There are three things that you can count on during an Alabama summer: Heat, humidity, and the summer sequel. As a film buff, I like to think of blockbuster summer sequels akin to fast food. I know it is bad for me, but sometimes all I want is a juicy burger and fries. Contrary to popular belief, the sequel is nothing new in Hollywood. In fact, the first sequel can be traced all the way back to the silent era. Son of the Sheik, starring the original heartthrob Rudolph Valentino came out in 1926. Unfortunately Valentino died a month before the film’s release. Getting back to the present, some of my favorite sequels are: The Empire Strikes Back (1980) – Most purists prefer Star Wars as their favorite of the original George Lucas trilogy. My vote goes to the film that introduced us to Yoda. Aliens (1986) – James Cameron proves that you can make an action-packed sequel, and yet retain the feel of the original. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (1966) – A Western classic. I actually felt dehydrated after watching Clint Eastwood wander around the Christmas Vacation (1989) – Unlike most comedies released today, this one is family friendly as well as funny. Road Warrior (1981) – The second movie in Mel Gibson’s Mad Max trilogy; back when he had his accent and was sober. Unfortunately instead of worthwhile features like Star Trek II and Godfather II, we often receive The Exorcist II and The Blues Brothers 2000. With 17 sequels to be released between now and Labor Day, I want to give you a preview of my choices for an entertaining summer. Spider Man 3 kicked off the Summer Movie season on May 4th. With a budget of over $250 million, and loaded with eye popping special effects, Spider Man was a fun ride. Do yourself a favor-see this one at the IMAX like I did last weekend. Not only does Spidey fight with Venom and Sandman, the most interesting battle is with himself. Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World’s End -. Although the majority of critics panned Pirates 2 (rightly so I might add), this one promises to deliver a wallop. Oceans 13 - The ensemble cast is back with their third installment sans Julia Roberts. This time the bad guy is Al Pacino. 28 Weeks Later - Ok, I admit it. I have a thing for zombie movies. Especially zombies run amok in Britain. Bourne Ultimatum – The one blockbuster I will see this summer completely devoid of CGI. If you have not seen the first two movies, do yourself a favor and enjoy some action that does not defy the laws of physics. Lastly, for those of you that prefer your films with a dose of reality, here are some ‘smaller’ summer releases. Evening – Vanessa Redgrave, dying of cancer, thinks back to a weekend in her youth. A Mighty Heart – Angelina Jolie as Mariane Pearl, widow of Daniel Pearl. Waitress – Kari Russell stars as an unhappy waitress in the Deep South. Written and directed by the late Adrienne Shelly. Goya’s Ghosts – Milos Foreman directs a scandal involving the famous painter Francisco Goya. Hopefully this will serve as a worthwhile guide for your 2007 summer movie preview. Now if you will excuse me, I have a craving for Cheeburger Cheeburger. Ed Killingsworth, film nerd, still gets scared when he hears the first two notes to the theme from Jaws. Email Ed at [email protected] 12 WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM #051707060607 VOLUME 5, ISSUE 7 THE VALLEY PLANET MUSIC Continued from Page 11 Benchwarmer, Too, Karaoke Black Water Hattie’s, Live Music Blue Parrot (Guntersville), Donnie Cox and Partner Buffalo’s, Live Music Coffeetree Books & Brew, Friday Music Showcase featuring Michele Dornath Mohr performs Celtic Music Crossroads, 2nd Annual Rockabilly Rumble Truckstop Preachers/Tennessee Rounders/ Calu & Sapirilla the Blue Gorilla Ember Club, Karaoke Esquire Lounge, Karaoke Finnegan’s Pub, Sing Along with Nancy Freddy’s, Karaoke Furniture Factory, Live Music Halftime Bar and Grill, 65 South Hard Dock Café, Juice Hog Wild, Jeff Caron Hopper’s, Peter and the Wolf House of Brews, 4-Door Ramblers Humphrey’s Bar & Grill, The Fiddleworms Jazz Factory, The Cracker Jacks + Swing Shift Judge Krater’s, Live Music Kaffeeklatsch @Night, Bob Walters Banned KG’s Sports Pub (Fayetteville), Stone Wall Band Lee Ann’s, Boogafunk Moody Monday’s, Karaoke Nikko’s, Edgar Olivia’s Sports Bar and Grill , JD and the Badboys Philby’s Pourhouse, Mike Roberts Band Port of Madison (Holiday Inn), Dewayne Walker and the Desparodos Russ T’s, Live Music Sammy T’s Music Hall, Friday Night $3 for all Sandy’s Roadhouse (Guntersville), Karaoke Scooter’s (Scottsboro), Live Music Shea’s Express, Diane Miller Sports Page, DV8 The Corner (Bailey Cove), David Anderson The Corner (Hampton Cove), Jim Cavender The Docks (Scottsboro), Kenny and Trey The Nook, Southern Rock Three 5-8/ Vibro Deluxe 9-1:30 Saturday May 26 11th Frame Bar, Karaoke 801 Franklin, Monkey Love Adrians (Guntersville), The Vid American Legion Post 176, Square One Benchwarmer, VCR, Southern, Dear Apathy, Blackland, Nickel Band, One Mind, Mz. Fe Benchwarmer, Too, Karaoke Blue Parrot (Guntersville), Live Music Coffeetree Books & Brew, Open Mic Night at 7pm Coppertop, The Crawlers Crossroads, Old Skool Nights Live featuring: After 7 Ember Club, Pat Nickel’s Band Esquire Lounge, Karaoke Finnegan’s Pub, Live Music Freddy’s, Karaoke Furniture Factory, Jerry Fordham Halftime Bar and Grill, 65 South Hard Dock Café, Foobar Hog Wild, Jeff Caron Hopper’s, Peter and the Wolf House of Brews, Front Page Humphrey’s Bar & Grill, PUSH Jazz Factory, Devere Pride Trio + Charlie Lyle Quintet Judge Krater’s, The Cracker Jacks Kaffeeklatsch @Night, Bob Walters Banned KG’s Sports Pub (Fayetteville), Stage 3 Band Lee Ann’s, Open Delta Nikko’s, Edgar Olivia’s Sports Bar and Grill , VooDoo Dogz Philby’s Pourhouse, Side Show Russ T’s, Live Music Sammy T’s Music Hall, Southern Flite Sandy’s Roadhouse (Guntersville), Live Country Music Scooter’s (Scottsboro), Live Music Shea’s Express, Keith Taylor and Friends (Brunch 11-2)/Jonathon Laird (6-9 p.m.) Sports Page, Black Label The Corner (Bailey Cove), Marsha Morgan The Corner (Hampton Cove), John Onder The Docks (Scottsboro), Kenny Barry The Nook, Vibro Deluxe 9-1:30 Sunday May 27 THE VALLEY PLANET Benchwarmer, Tom Creemens, 40oz. Midget, Elston Nutt Review, Red Fish Salvage, Mike Roberts, Special Guest Benchwarmer, Too, Karaoke Freddy’s, Karaoke Hopper’s, Brunch w/Edgar and Evening with Janice’s Karaoke House of Brews, Dawn N Josh for Brunch Humphrey’s Bar & Grill, Chris Janson Kaffeeklatsch @Night, Bluesjam with Freddie Earl and the Blues Mercenaries Olivia’s Sports Bar and Grill , Karaoke The Corner (Bailey Cove), Open Mic Night w/Scott Morgan The Nook, Doc’s Karaoke Monday May 28 Benchwarmer, Too, Karaoke Freddy’s, Open Mic Night Humphrey’s Bar & Grill, Jerry & Company Judge Krater’s, James Irvin Kaffeeklatsch @Night, Acoustic Showcase with Greg Rowell Olivia’s Sports Bar and Grill , Karaoke Sandy’s Roadhouse (Guntersville), Karaoke The Corner (Bailey Cove), David Anderson The Nook, Southern Rock Three 5-8/Doc’s Karaoke Tuesday May 29 3rd Base Grill, NTN Trivia Benchwarmer, Too, Karaoke Coppertop, Karaoke Finnegan’s Pub, Josh Freddy’s, Karaoke Hopper’s, Janice’s Karaoke House of Brews, Dave Trent, Margaritas and Manicures Humphrey’s Bar & Grill, Chad Reeves Judge Krater’s, John Jim Kaffeeklatsch @Night, Marge Loveday Lee Ann’s, Rudy and the Music Factory Moody Monday’s, Karaoke Olivia’s Sports Bar and Grill , Karaoke Philby’s Pourhouse, Mike Roberts Sandy’s Roadhouse (Guntersville), Karaoke Contest Shea’s Express, Diane Miller The Corner (Bailey Cove), Scott Morgan The Nook, Karaoke w/Carol Wednesday May 30 3rd Base Grill, David Anderson 801 Franklin, Monkey Love American Legion Post 176, HDK “Jackpot” Karaoke Benchwarmer, Too, Karaoke Coffeetree Books & Brew, Songwriter’s Open Mic Night Esquire Lounge, Karaoke Flying Monkey Arts Center, Pixel Panda, The Winter Sounds ($5) Freddy’s, Karaoke Furniture Factory, Chuck Rutenberg & Dave Holland House of Brews, Tom Creemens Humphrey’s Bar & Grill, Mike Roberts, solo Jazz Factory, The Brazilians Judge Krater’s, Tom Creemens Kaffeeklatsch @Night, The Brand Lee Ann’s, Boogafunk Moody Monday’s, Karaoke Olivia’s Sports Bar and Grill , Karaoke Philby’s Pourhouse, Donnie Cox Sandy’s Roadhouse (Guntersville), Karaoke Contest Scooter’s (Scottsboro), Trey, Gary & KB Shea’s Express, David Trent The Corner (Bailey Cove), Johnathon Carter The Corner (Hampton Cove), Reese Rushton Thursday May 31 Adrians (Guntersville), Live Music Benchwarmer, Too, Karaoke Black Water Hattie’s, Karaoke Blue Parrot (Guntersville), Big Nose Roy Club Ozz, Karaoke Coppertop, Southern Rock 3 Crossroads, Eyes Around/Rearview Ghost/ The Firing Order ($5) Ember Club, Pat Nickel hosts Open Mic from 7-11pm Freddy’s, Karaoke Halftime Bar and Grill, Karaoke Hooters, Bike Night w/The Crawlers House of Brews, Glen and Libba Humphrey’s Bar & Grill, Hot Rod Otis Continued on Page 14 #051707060607 VOLUME 5, ISSUE 7 WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM 13 MUSIC Continued from Page 13 Indigo Joe’s, Live Music Jazz Factory, Jim Cavender Judge Krater’s, David Ashley Kaffeeklatsch @Night, David Anderson Lee Ann’s, Live Music Olivia’s Sports Bar and Grill , Karaoke Philby’s Pourhouse, ToY ShoP Sammy T’s Music Hall, Ladies Night featuring Red Letters Sandy’s Roadhouse (Guntersville), Karaoke Shea’s Express, Tom Stinson The Corner (Hampton Cove), Lacey Atchison The Docks (Scottsboro), Kenny Barry The Horse, Karaoke w/Jimbo and Dance Hall open (No cover) The Nook, Live Music 5-8 Friday June 1 11th Frame Bar, Karaoke 801 Franklin, Live Music Adrians (Guntersville), Space Wagon Benchwarmer, Too, Karaoke Black Water Hattie’s, Hot Rod Otis Blue Parrot (Guntersville), Marge Loveday Buffalo’s, Live Music Coffeetree Books & Brew, Friday Music Showcase featuring Will Stults Crossroads, Oteil and the Peacemakers/ Hot Buttered Rum ($15) Ember Club, Karaoke Esquire Lounge, Karaoke Finnegan’s Pub, Sing Along with Nancy Freddy’s, Karaoke Furniture Factory, Connected Halftime Bar and Grill, Loose Cannon Hard Dock Café, Hot Mix Hopper’s, Peter and the Wolf House of Brews, Everyday Atlas Humphrey’s Bar & Grill, ToY ShoP Jazz Factory, Ganz and the Geezers + Swing Shift Judge Krater’s, Live Music Kaffeeklatsch @Night, Live Music KG’s Sports Pub (Fayetteville), Kozmic Mama Lee Ann’s, Full Circle Moody Monday’s, Karaoke Nikko’s, Edgar Olivia’s Sports Bar and Grill , Mike Roberts Philby’s Pourhouse, Live Music Port of Madison (Holiday Inn), Live Music Russ T’s, Tin Penny Sammy T’s Music Hall, Friday Night $3 for all Sandy’s Roadhouse (Guntersville), Karaoke Scooter’s (Scottsboro), Live Music Shea’s Express, Tom Stinson Sports Page, Blood River The Corner (Bailey Cove), David Anderson The Corner (Hampton Cove), Lisa Busler The Docks (Scottsboro), Arlo Gillum The Horse, Dance Hall w/DJ lil Ed and Don E The Horse, Karaoke w/Jimbo and Dance Hall open (No cover) The Nook, Southern Rock Three 5-8/Vibro Deluxe 9-1:30 Saturday June 2 11th Frame Bar, Karaoke 801 Franklin, Live Music Benchwarmer, Too, Karaoke Blue Parrot (Guntersville), Live Music Coffeetree Books & Brew, Open Mic Night at 7pm Coppertop, Bob Walters Band Crossroads, Live Music Ember Club, Pat Nickel’s Band Esquire Lounge, Karaoke Finnegan’s Pub, Live Music Freddy’s, Karaoke Furniture Factory, Monday Love Halftime Bar and Grill, Loose Cannon Hard Dock Café, Sraightforward Hopper’s, Peter and the Wolf House of Brews, Mark Copeland Band Humphrey’s Bar & Grill, Hot Soup Jazz Factory, Jerry McAllister +Charlie Lyle Quintet 14 WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM #051707060607 VOLUME 5, ISSUE 7 Kaffeeklatsch @Night, Live Music KG’s Sports Pub (Fayetteville), Hot Rod Otis Lee Ann’s, T.A. Miller Band Moody Monday’s, Karaoke Nikko’s, Edgar Olivia’s Sports Bar and Grill , Next Exit Philby’s Pourhouse, Mike Roberts Band Russ T’s, Tin Penny Sammy T’s Music Hall, WZYP and Sammy T’s presesnts The Second Chance Prom Sandy’s Roadhouse (Guntersville), Live Country Music Scooter’s (Scottsboro), Live Music Shea’s Express, Ferris Henson Sports Page, Black Label The Corner (Bailey Cove), Lisa Busler The Corner (Hampton Cove), Live Music The Docks (Scottsboro), Dave Anderson The Horse, Dance Hall w/DJ lil Ed and Don E The Nook, Vibro Deluxe Sunday June 3 Benchwarmer, Too, Karaoke Flying Monkey Arts Center, Ponieheart, North Elementary, Break the Girl Freddy’s, Karaoke Hopper’s, Brunch w/Edgar and Evening with Janice’s Karaoke House of Brews, Live Music Kaffeeklatsch @Night, Bluesjam with Freddie Earl and the Blues Mercenaries Olivia’s Sports Bar and Grill , Karaoke The Corner (Bailey Cove), Open Mic Night w/Scott Morgan The Nook, Doc’s Karaoke Monday June 4 Benchwarmer, Too, Karaoke Freddy’s, Open Mic Night Humphrey’s Bar & Grill, Microwave Dave, solo Kaffeeklatsch @Night, Acoustic Showcase with Greg Rowell Olivia’s Sports Bar and Grill , Karaoke Sandy’s Roadhouse (Guntersville), Karaoke Contest The Corner (Bailey Cove), David Anderson The Nook, Southern Rock Three 5-8/ Doc’s Karaoke Tuesday June 5 3rd Base Grill, NTN Trivia Benchwarmer, Too, Karaoke Coppertop, Karaoke Finnegan’s Pub, Josh Freddy’s, Karaoke Hopper’s, Janice’s Karaoke House of Brews, M&M TBA Humphrey’s Bar & Grill, Donnie Cox Kaffeeklatsch @Night, Marge Loveday Lee Ann’s, Rudy Mockabee Moody Monday’s, Karaoke Olivia’s Sports Bar and Grill , Karaoke Philby’s Pourhouse, Mike Roberts Sandy’s Roadhouse (Guntersville), Karaoke Contest Shea’s Express, Jonathon Laird The Corner (Bailey Cove), Irish Night with Maple Hill Band The Nook, Karaoke w/Carol Wednesday June 6 3rd Base Grill, David Anderson Benchwarmer, Too, Karaoke Coffeetree Books & Brew, Songwriter’s Open Mic Night Esquire Lounge, Karaoke Freddy’s, Karaoke Furniture Factory, Dwayne Walker and the Desparodo Band House of Brews, Sam Jones Humphrey’s Bar & Grill, Russell Mefford, Rob Malone, & Clint Bailey Jazz Factory, The Brazilians Kaffeeklatsch @Night, Live Music Continued on Page 16 THE VALLEY PLANET THE VALLEY PLANET #051707060607 VOLUME 5, ISSUE 7 WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM 15 Andy Tanas by Windy Briggs “I have only one member and he can be very difficult…” Andy Tanas fter several years experience as stage and sound crew for Lynyrd Skynyrd, Marshall Tucker, .38 Special, Peter Frampton and others, Andy Tanas’ career elevated from backstage to front and center. From jam sessions with Black Oak Arkansas to 80’s hard rock with European based Krokus, Andy’s decision to go from band member to solo act is drawing crowds from Alabama to Illinois. With his own personal sound rooted in Alternate Country, Tanas’ music is much less cookie cutter than what is now considered standard mainstream. I was so stunned with his experience in such a broad range of musical styles that when I asked, “How does a musician go from Hard Rock / Metal to roosty Alternate Rock?,” he explained that “In order to make a living in Memphis, you have to be diverse, but my heart lies in Roots Rock / Southern Gothic. The Gothic adds an ethereal, eclectic twist.” When asked, “What brought you back to your root sound?”, he explained, “After several months of being on tour with Krokus during their peak on the Blitz Tour, I sat in my room in those sticky leather pants, sweaty and exhausted, and thought to myself, ‘What am I doing?’.” It was at that time that he remembered back to his days as stage and sound crew for Lynyrd Skynyrd and remembered how Ronnie and Gary had pushed him to come out of his shell, find his own style and go with it. “I probably wouldn’t have done it, if it weren’t for them.” He added, “I quit the Krokus band in 1985 because I wanted to play hybrid classic / hard rock and country which was tough during the 80’s. I started playing with the Romper’s in Alternate Country, quit and A MUSIC Valley Planet Needs An Advertising Executive for the Decatur/Athens, or Gunterville/Scottsboro Areas Continued from Page 14 Lee Ann’s, Big Daddy Kingfish Moody Monday’s, Karaoke Olivia’s Sports Bar and Grill , Karaoke Philby’s Pourhouse, Live Music Sandy’s Roadhouse (Guntersville), Karaoke Scooter’s (Scottsboro), Trey, Gary & KB Shea’s Express, Jonathon Laird The Corner (Bailey Cove), Alli and Christy The Corner (Hampton Cove), Marge Loveday The Horse, Ladies Night Karaoke w/Jimbo Thursday June 7 Benchwarmer, Too, Karaoke Black Water Hattie’s, Karaoke Blue Parrot (Guntersville), Trial By Jury Club Ozz, Karaoke Coppertop, Southern Rock 3 Ember Club, Pat Nickel hosts Open Mic from 7-11pm Freddy’s, Karaoke Halftime Bar and Grill, Karaoke Hooters, Bike Night w/Live Music House of Brews, Ben Presage One Man Band Humphrey’s Bar & Grill, Secret Gossip Indigo Joe’s, Live Music Jazz Factory, Cracker Jacks Kaffeeklatsch @Night, David Anderson Lee Ann’s, Tony Mason Olivia’s Sports Bar and Grill , Karaoke Philby’s Pourhouse, ToY ShoP Sammy T’s Music Hall, Ladies Night w/Black Water Sandy’s Roadhouse (Guntersville), Karaoke Shea’s Express, Diane Brennen with Tom Stinson The Corner (Hampton Cove), Lacey Atchison The Docks (Scottsboro), Kenny Barry The Horse, Karaoke w/Jimbo and Dance Hall open (No cover) The Nook, Live Music 5-8 Friday Continued on Page 17 16 WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM #051707060607 moved back to LA and began producing demo’s and home recordings from material I had been working on since the 70’s. A friend got a hold of the demo and passed on the CD eventually leading to the production of ‘Songs of the New South’ which was finished in 2002.” When asked how he feels about going solo with his new project, Tanas laughed. “I can’t imagine playing with a band right now!” “I am having so much more fun without having to deal with all of the band issues.” You may have seen the shirts sold at novelty stores that say, “No job. No money. No car. But I’m in a band!” He added, “My shows are always different. I can change the set list around and mold it to the audience without having to worry about whether the band can keep up.” Tanas’ view on band issues is summed up by a quote found on his home page at www.myspace.com/AndyTanasRocks - “I have only one member and he can be very difficult…” Personality, versatility and storytelling make Andy Tanas’ shows unique and fun which appeal to a much broader audience. “I have a fun, eclectic list including my own stuff and covering songs from Billy Holiday to Brittany Spears with my own style and sound.” “A fifteen year old girl might walk in and know all the words to the song. To see a guy my size singing Brittany Spears is funny!” When I told Tanas that I was stunned that he covers songs by girls, he replied, “For some reason I’m drawn to women song writers. I think they are more sensitive than men.” “You never know what I’m going to do. Encore and I’ll do one more. I’ll pick the song and will let the crowd sing it. There is nothing cooler than playing ‘I’ll Fly Away’ as the last song and hearing a crowd of drunk people sing along at 1:00 in the morning.” Readers to the Rescue Kids become Superheroes by signing up for Readers to the Rescue Summer Reading Program! This summer, the kids of Madison County are going to be superheroes! Yes, superheroes. By signing up for the Library’s Summer Reading program, any child in Madison County can become a “Reader to the Rescue”! “Readers to the Rescue” is a new reading program based on altruistic incentives. This means that participants will read to help others. Our pet charities this year are Friends that Care and Huntsville Therapy Partners. These are both organizations that help animals in the Madison County community. For every two hours a Reader to the Rescue reads, a small amount of food, money, or veterinarian services will be donated to these two charities. Children can visit their local library to track the amount of resources they have earned for the charities. Because participants are reading to help others, the pressure is off! They can read any books they love without worrying about reading levels, point systems, or tests. In return, Friends that Care and the Huntsville Therapy Partners will be visiting each library branch to put VOLUME 5, ISSUE 7 on programs about their organizations. Friends That Care will speak about their mission to save abandoned and feral animals in the community. The Huntsville Therapy Partners will demonstrate their Partners Achieving Literacy program, and children will be able to read to certified Therapy Dog or Cat. Other exciting programs being offered during the “Readers to the Rescue” Summer Reading Program include: “The Mystery of Milk: Visit with a Dairy Cow” in a mobile dairy classroom, “Critters from Around the World Exotic Animal Show” featuring a live kangaroo among other wonderful critters, and “Lost in the Woods” with the HEMSI Search and Rescue Dog Unit. Children can begin signing up for this program at their local library on Thursday, May 24, 2007. Please check at your local library for more information on the Readers to the Rescue program. More information can also be found at www.hpl.lib.al.us/summer. Special thanks to Wachovia, The Huntsville Library Foundation, the Parker Griffith Family Foundation, Meow Mix, and Del Monte Foods for their financial support of the 2007 “Readers to the Rescue” Summer Reading Program. THE VALLEY PLANET If You Build It They Will come T he Alabama Cigar Box Guitar Extravaganza 2007 takes place at the Flying Monkey Arts Center on Saturday, June 9 beginning at noon and will last into the night. Music, food, workshops, vendors and more promise to make this day-long outdoor festival quite an event. Performers this year include Johnny Lowebow, Ben Prestage, Boz, Low Country Massiahs, Doctor Oakroot, Microwave Dave, Buckeye, Shane Speal, Timothy Renner, and more. John Lowe calls the annual Huntsville music festival “the epicenter of the Cigar Box Guitar movement.” Lowe, a well-known cigar box guitar player and builder, is a veteran street musician and a regular performer at festivals all over the Southeast including the King Biscuit Blues Festival in Helena, Arkansas and Beale Street Blues Festival in Memphis. Lowe, a Memphis native who performs a powerhouse, one-man-band act under the name “Johnny Lowebow”, is also the inventor of a particularly popular type of cigar box guitar that bears his name. The “Lowebow” is an electrified, double-neck instrument that allows a single musician to play both guitar and bass simultaneously. Add foot-controlled drums to the mix and you have a one-man-band. Many, but not all, of the acts performing at the 3rd Annual Cigar Box Guitar Extravaganza are one man bands. This fiercely independent DIY attitude toward performing also carries over into the way these musicians home-record and selfdistribute their music to the masses (some even refusing major label offers), and goes a long way in explaining why they shun store-bought instruments in favor of making their own. The Alabama Cigar Box Guitar Extravaganza was started in 2005 by Decatur artist and musician Matt Crunk. Crunk had discovered the world of cigar box guitars after seeing John Lowe perform on Beale Street in Memphis. Desiring to build one of the instruments for himself, it was an Internet search that led Crunk to the Cigar Box Guitar Forum, an email group on yahoo.com. The forum at the time had about 300 members (it’s now grown to over 1,700) and was a close-knit online community where most everyone knew each other. It was here that Crunk got the idea to put on a Festival. Calling on contacts at Huntsville’s Flying Monkey Arts Center, he secured a venue and date for the show and then announced THE VALLEY PLANET by Catherine Shearer his plans to the email group. Response was overwhelming and soon players from as far away from Michigan and New Jersey were volunteering to travel at their own expense, with no guarantee of pay, just to perform at the Alabama event. That first year saw eight acts total, and was an overwhelming success. Headlined by National Award-winning blues artist Richard Johnston, who himself plays a Lowebow, the all-day event sold to overcapacity thanks in part to fortunate but very coincidental timing. A PBS documentary featuring both Johnston and Lowe called “Hill Country Troubadour” had aired twice on Alabama Public Television in the weeks leading up to the Cigar Box Guitar Extravaganza 2005. The result was a media frenzy that made Johnston a very hot ticket in Alabama. Lowe called it “the perfect storm”. The Second Annual Cigar Box Guitar Extravaganza in 2006 was moved outdoors in order to accommodate a larger crowd. It saw many acts returning, and Johnston again headlining. Joining in were topnotch performers such has Doctor Oakroot from Boston, Johnston protege’ Ben Prestage from Florida, and Huntsville’s own Microwave Dave, among others. There were workshops conducted by instrument builders on how to make your own cigar box guitar. Filmmaker Max Shores was also on hand to screen his documentary “Hill Country Troubadour” at the event. Director Max Shores will be returning to the festival this year to shoot footage for a new documentary about this musical movement. Cigar Box Guitar Extravaganza 2007 promises to be the largest yet, with many players from previous years returning and an overwhelming number of new artists signing on. The all-day event will feature performances by approximately one dozen regional and national acts. There will again be building workshops, a builder’s contest, and a traveling exhibit of The National Cigar Box Guitar Museum will be on display containing examples of historic examples of cigar box instruments dating back to the mid 1800’s. The event this year will be broadcast live on “Tha Goat”, a streaming 24/7 Internet radio station on LIVE365, dedicated exclusively to cigar box music. Advance tickets are available online at flyingmonkeyarts.org or you may purchase your tickets at gate the day of the event. #051707060607 MUSIC Continued from Page 16 June 8 11th Frame Bar, Karaoke 801 Franklin, Live Music Adrians (Guntersville), Knova Jones Benchwarmer, Too, Karaoke Black Water Hattie’s, 4 Door Ramblers Blue Parrot (Guntersville), Dewayne Walker Buffalo’s, Live Music Coffeetree Books & Brew, Friday Music Showcase featuring Why Not? (Tom McKown & Stan Hisaw) Crossroads, Victrolas Ember Club, Karaoke Esquire Lounge, Karaoke Finnegan’s Pub, Sing Along with Nancy Freddy’s, Karaoke Halftime Bar and Grill, Hot Rod Otis Hard Dock Café, Book’em Dano Hog Wild, Johnny Collier Band Hopper’s, Peter and the Wolf House of Brews, Seducing Alice Humphrey’s Bar & Grill, Five O’Clock Charlie Jazz Factory, Trio El Camino + The Swing Shift Kaffeeklatsch @Night, Live Music Lee Ann’s, Boogafunk Nikko’s, Edgar Olivia’s Sports Bar and Grill, 2nd Hand Lincoln Philby’s Pourhouse, Live Music Port of Madison (Holiday Inn), Live Music Russ T’s, Jacob Lyda Sammy T’s Music Hall, Friday Night $3 for all Sandy’s Roadhouse (Guntersville), Karaoke Scooter’s (Scottsboro), Live Music Shea’s Express, Diane Miller Sports Page, Pla’ Station The Corner (Bailey Cove), David Anderson The Corner (Hampton Cove), Donnie Cox & Lisa Malone The Docks (Scottsboro), Kenny, Trey, and Coach The Horse, Dance Hall w/DJ lil Ed and Don E The Nook, Southern Rock Three 5-8/ Vibro Deluxe 9-1:30 VOLUME 5, ISSUE 7 Saturday June 9 11th Frame Bar, Karaoke 801 Franklin, Live Music Adrians (Guntersville), Wasted Mason Benchwarmer, Too, Karaoke Blue Parrot (Guntersville), Big Nose Roy Coffeetree Books & Brew, Open Mic Night at 7pm Coppertop, The Crawlers Crossroads, Szch Brown Ember Club, Pat Nickel’s Band Esquire Lounge, Karaoke Finnegan’s Pub, Live Music Flying Monkey Arts Center, The Alabama Cigar Box Guitar Extravaganza 2007 Freddy’s, Karaoke Furniture Factory, Space Wagon Halftime Bar and Grill, Hot Rod Otis Hard Dock Café, Room 240 Hog Wild, Johnny Collier Band Hopper’s, Peter and the Wolf House of Brews, Ricky Ray Humphrey’s Bar & Grill, FreeWorld Jazz Factory, Jim Cavender + Charlie Lyle Quintet Kaffeeklatsch @Night, Live Music KG’s Sports Pub (Fayetteville), Second Hand Lincoln Lee Ann’s, Full Circle Nikko’s, Edgar Olivia’s Sports Bar and Grill , Pla’ Station Philby’s Pourhouse, 5 O’Clock Charlie Russ T’s, Jacob Lyda Sammy T’s Music Hall, Blackeyed Susan Sandy’s Roadhouse (Guntersville), Live Country Music Scooter’s (Scottsboro), Live Music Shea’s Express, Jonathon Laird Sports Page, Rear View Ghost The Corner (Bailey Cove), ToY ShoP The Corner (Hampton Cove), John Onder The Docks (Scottsboro), Live Music The Horse, Dance Hall w/DJ lil Ed and Don E The Nook, Vibro Deluxe WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM 17 Lowe Mill by Jennifer Roberts (Come celebrate with us Saturday, May 19) Over the last century, the building we know (and love) as Lowe Mill has worn many faces. Its doors opened in 1901 as Huntsville’s eighth textile mill. In 1945, it became a Genesco shoe factory, which provided 800 Huntsvillians with jobs. Two decades later, in 1969, most of the U.S. troops in Vietnam were wearing boots made at the factory. In 1978, Genesco closed its doors, and the mill became a warehouse for commercial and residential heating systems. Over the years, Huntsville’s other notable mills— Word on the Street by James Spagnola of LifeCycles Breaking news... just recently someone near or at the Downtown Rescue Mission went around slashing all of the bike tires of the residents of the Mission who had their bike locked to the railing. What does that mean for me? It looks like I will be fixing or replacing those bikes. This comes at a time when Huntsville’s homeless population increases and many new residents make this city their home for the next two, three or 50 years. Every summer the old faces disappear from the year before and new ones appear. This demographic being transient as it is. shifts from place to place, and naturally 18 Merrimack, Dallas, and Lincoln—fell victim to fire or demolition. However, Lowe Mill has survived a century of turbulence with a lot of help from Huntsville historians, entrepreneurs, and philanthropists. One of the most notable of those philanthropists is Jim Hudson, founder of Research Genetics. Hudson bought the then-decaying mill in 2001, and the Lowe Mill renaissance has since been in motion. Today, under Hudson’s ownership, Lowe Mill facilitates operations for the arts and sciences—Lowe Mill Arts & Entertainment and the genetics research company Operon. But that’s not where the story ends. On a daily basis, the mill is being renovated and polished, while care is being taken to keep its historical charm well intact. A once dark and broken gravel parking lot has become a well-lit, freshly paved lot with lush green grass and picnic tables for outdoor fun and family festivals. when the weather is favorable more people travel, including the homeless. What this means for me is a huge shortage in working bicycles to give to the poor for transportation. Many ask me, “Most of them are selling them for drugs so why do you keep doing what you’re doing?” I do it because of the 400 plus bikes I have given out and the thousands of repairs I’ve done, about 30 percent of the people I serve appreciate my services and use it for what it is intended. Some use their bike for transition off the street because they have transportation to work. Half the bikes I never see again. Many times I give a bike to someone and they leave town and don’t come back for months! Once I release a bike, it is out of my hands and what happens to it from there is something I cannot control. My bikes are as transient as the people who ride them. I smile when they end up back at Manna House, just like the good folks who bring them back. People who often WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM #051707060607 Old bathrooms have been modernized with brightly colored paint and décor, as well as cozy accommodations for nursing mothers. New spaces have been created to accommodate local artists, entertainers, and vendors. And, neither last nor least, two Huntsville artists have been hard at work on a new addition to the mill’s beautification and historical preservation with a 7’ x 9’ mural taken from an old photograph of women factory workers (circa 1950). The picture is entitled “Sewing Uppers Together,” and the mural artists are Savannah College of Art and Design graduate and published illustrator Robert Daniel and painter Andrew Winn, the latter of whom received his undergraduate degree from UAH and his MFA from the University of Georgia. Daniel and Winn have been working meticulously on the mural, which is located inside the loading dock to the left of Tina’s Cantina at Lowe Mill, to capture the original photograph’s likeness and spirit. Saturday, May 19, from noon to four p.m., the community is invited to check out the mural and take in some of the Lowe Mill history, as well as enjoy the liveliness that has been restored to a once forgotten building. All ages are welcome to attend. Admission is free. Visitors are encouraged to check out the mural and meet the artists; enjoy a bite to eat from Tina’s Cantina (who proudly serves FredBread—www.fredbread.net) from her café seating or from the grass while listening to live music by local favorites. Check out new and regular Flying Monkey (www.flyingmonkeyarts.o rg) vendors and artists, as well as the glass studio and the kung fu school, all located on the second floor. For more information, contact Lowe Mill Arts & Entertainment manager Grace Billiter at (256) 658-3409. In upcoming months, be on the lookout for Lowe Mill Arts & Entertainment Web site at www.lmae.org. have next to nothing often show their true honest to God character. The ones who are grateful are truly grateful, and respect a gift when it is given; others go through life continually expecting handouts. No different then the rest of society. So I am short on bikes and help yet again. I encourage you to bring any unused working bikes down to Manna House on Wednesdays after 5PM or call me at 3485189 to arrange for a pickup. On a final note I would like to thank Trailhead INC. for donating a truing stand and used parts to the program. You can visit the store on Andrew Jackson Way for all of your bicycling, camping, climbing and hiking needs. I would also like to thank Bicycles ECT. For donating 15 good quality, easily fixable bikes and finally thank you Tracy at Value Village for supplying me a steady stream of bikes. Please support these and other businesses that contribute to community. Thank you! Ca le n d a r o f EVENTS May 17 Renaissance Theatre presents Man of La Mancha, starring Darin Windham, Karen Young and Chuck Puckett. Performances are May 17th-18th at 8:00 and May 19th, 2:30 and 8:00. Also on the 19th Dinner theatre is available ($35- Dinner at 6:45, Show at 8:00). All seats for show only are $18 Renaissance Theatre is located at 1216B Meridian Street in Historic Lincoln Village. Call 536-3117 for tickets and information. The Clay House Museum is featuring the Artwork of Linda Morton now thru May 27th. Morton is a full time professional studio artist working in colored pencil, acrylic, pen and ink, fiber and mixed media. Morton has 6 paintings in the new Huntsville Sketchbook The Huntsville Museum of Art is pleased to present an unusual exhibition of regional contemporary folk art, spearheaded by wellknown “outsider” artist Woodie Long, with Woodie Long: Folk Art Jambalaya on view now thru August 5. Sidewalk Summer Arts Stroll around the Courthouse in Huntsville is from 4:30 to 8:30pm. Artists will set up booths and performing groups will play. Free. May 17-18 To join Ride to Work Day Rides with SCCC contact Jamie Miernik at (256) 544-6534. May 17-19 Come see the play To Kill a Mockingbird at Von Braun Center Playhouse, Thursday and Friday at 7:30 and Saturday at 2 and 7: 30. This adaptation of Harper Lee’s comingof-age novel is a modern classic. Atticus Finch, a lawyer in a racially divided but quiet Southern town in the 1930’s & three children become involved in a controversial local trial. The issues of the trial resonate in the townspeople, who react in surprising ways. See www.theatrehsv.org for details. May 18 Area Wide School’s Out Celebration featuring CCM bands Paul Says Hello and Torn Curtain and speaker Jay Strother will be held at 6:00 p.m. at Shiloh Baptist Church 3941 Highway 36 East in Somerville Admission is free and there will be free concessions. Call (256) - 778 - 8627 for details. Fay Grim will be presented by The Film Coop at the Flying Monkey Arts Center. See flyingmonkeyarts.org for details. May 18-19 The HAL Spring Class Egg Tempera-An ancient method revisited will be held from 6:30 to 8:30 on Friday and 9:30 to 3:30 on Saturday with a lunch break. This class will use a simplified approach to egg tempera using tube watercolor pigments, egg yolk Continued on Page 19 VOLUME 5, ISSUE 7 THE VALLEY PLANET Calend ar o f EVENTS Continued from Page 18 and distilled water, and small gessoed panels. The instructor Marcia Leonard will provide the panels, egg and water. Participants will provide their own source material to be sketched on the panels. For more information, call HAL at 534-3860. HAL is located at 3005 L & N Drive, Suite 2. May 18-20 Come join the North Alabama Country Dance Society at the 10th Annual Once in a Blue Moon Contra Dance Weekend with live bands Notorious +2 and Wolves A’ Howlin and callers Susan Kevra and Seth Tepfer. The dance will be held at the UAH University Center on Ben Graves Drive off Sparkman Drive. See http: //secontra.com/bluemoon/index.html for schedule, prices, directions and registration information. Or contact Mark Mohon 256533-5956 [email protected]. May 19 The Huntsville Council of Fashion Designers (HCFD), Inc. is accepting applications for the 5th SE Fashion Design Competition for the Adult Division Applications for the Adult Division can be submitted via mail. The deadline for entry into the televised Open Call for the Adult Division was May 12, but for those unable to attend the Open Call, applications should be submitted no later than May 31, 2007. To request an application for the Adult Division, contact the Council at 256.337.5953 or send e-mail to [email protected]. Interested individuals can also visit www.HCFDInc.org. RAM Training Ride with the SCCC will begin at 4pm at Cove Park in Hampton Cove. This will be a 15 mile ride Contact: Mike Bayler, mike(at)bayler.us, 830-5956 for more information. Local artists and others are invited to set up a booth at the Flying Monkey Arts Center and sell their wares to the public in the Artist Market starting at noon. There will be art, jewelry, vintage clothing, and more interesting things for sale inside our facility - safe from rain. Admission is free. See flyingmonkeyarts.org for details Don’t miss the Crash Boom Bang Theatre with Special guests: Why Are We Building Such A Big Ship at the Flying Monkey Arts Center at 9pm. Admission is $7. See flyingmonkeyarts.org for details Returning by popular demand, on Saturday night at 7:30 PM, “Yesterdays” Event Center proudly presents Billy Joe Royal in concert!(Down in the Boondocks, Tell It Like It Is, Burns like a Rocket, Old Bridges Burn Slow, several other hits). Special guest will be vocal impressionist Kevin Adams Doors open at 6pm and a complete buffet meal will be available for $7.95. Please come early to eat. We only reserve show tickets for you, you will pay for your meal at the event. We promise you a night up close and personal with this music legend. Please note: Photographs are allowed, but no videotaping or recording will be allowed for this show. Billy Joe will meet and greet you and have CD’s, tee shirts, and photos to autograph and sell after the show. All tickets are $24.00 and include tax. (There are no children’s discounts for this show). We are now accepting your e-mail orders for tickets to this [email protected]? Check www.yesterdaysevents.com for more information The Tennessee Valley Vipers take on the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Pioneers at 7:30pm at home. Legendary Latin Nights, a Latin Dance Party, will be held at The Casa Montego Int’l Lounge 2117 Jonathan Dr. N.W. Call 256-8589187 for details. May 20 The Dixie Derby Girls will host their 1st inter league bout. Watch the heated battle between the Thrill Killers and The Red Hot Riots as these girls hit the floor rolling! The Bout will be held at Roller Time 707 Arcadia Cir Huntsville AL 256-489-5460. Doors open at 6:30pm bout starts at 7:30pm. Halftime entertainment with Christian James and the Coyotes. Tickets are $10, 6 and under free. Free after party at Crossroads for paid admission. For more info contact Delourdes Booker at 683-2353 or www.dixiederbygirls.com May 21 RhymeSpot, a new poetry show opening in the Huntsville area, is a place for Spoken Word Artist, Poets and those who love Poetry. Started by a local college student and Spoken Word Artist Sharea Harris, the show is intended to run the third Saturday of every month. You can visit RhymeSpot at Kenny Mango’s in Downtown Huntsville. The show starts at 8: 15! If you would like to perform or have any questions please feel free to visit RhymeSpot on myspace. www.myspace.com/rhymespot , or email at [email protected] Enjoy a special 3 to 5 course Brunch on the third Sunday each month at the CoffeeTree. We serve banquet style at 12:30. Never from our regular menu and never repeated, we try to offer fare you won’t find at every other restaurant and won’t bother to fix at home. Combined with meeting new people and engaging in interesting conversation, the Sunday Brunch Bunch has many regulars who come month after month. Prepaid reservations by the Thursday preceding are required. Sidewalk Arts an evening that draws together visual artists, performing artists, and a fun group of people who stroll around the courthouse square and create the best little party in town. The Sidewalk Arts Stroll begins at 4:30 and continues to 8:30. The Best Party in Town is About to Begin Again! Sidewalk Arts Strolls Begin May 17; Five Strolls planned for Summer 2007 We know many of you are looking forward to seeing your favorite artists and their latest work--and hearing those special performers, too. So we have invited all our 2006 participants to join us again. But word about the Stroll has spread and we have new artists and performers for your enjoyment, as well. Plus, in addition to these favorites, we have invited an artist and performer outside our immediate area to be a “Featured Artist” or “Featured Performer” for each Stroll. So, you can enjoy an outstanding array of area artists, musicians, singers, performers—and also have the chance to see the work of artists or performers whose work is not regularly available in Huntsville. Strolls It’s getting warmer. The days are getting longer. We want to be outdoors. And wouldn’t it be nice if there was a place where we could gather and view interesting art or listen to music as we visit with friends and neighbors? Maybe while enjoying a pleasant walk around Huntsville’s historic courthouse square? Join us for the Sidewalk Arts Stroll on Thursday, May 17 and be a part of Huntsville’s only downtown arts event, The North Alabama NSAI (songwriter’s) workshop is an official Nashville Songwriters Association International (NSAI) regional workshop. The workshops are designed to further the knowledge and craft of songwriting; to provide songwriters who live outside Nashville with a network of other songwriters, lyricists and composers; to keep songwriters informed about issues and changes in the music industry; and to establish unity among songwriters everywhere. For more info, email info@northalabamasongwri ters.com or call 256-682-2564 Embrace the Tiger, Tai Chi Ongoing Practice begins at 5:30pm at the Flying Monkey Arts Center. For more information call 479-7863 Fun with Duke and Jane will be going on from 6:30-7:30pm at the Flying Monkey Arts Center. It is a creative movement class with drumming by Duke Way. No dance experience necessary!! Donations will be accepted to go to the Monkey!! No need to register, just show up !!!! See flyingmonkeyarts.org for details. May 23 A Cajun/Zydeco CD dance will be held at The Fraternal Order of Eagles, 2500 10th Street SW, Huntsville, AL. Enjoy a free dance lesson 7:00-7:30 pm and open dancing 7: 30-8:30 pm. See www.czdance.com for more information. Admission is free. Grasp the Sparrow’s Tail, Tai Chi basics forbrginners begins at 5:30pm at the Flying Monkey Arts Center. For more information call 479-7863 May 24 View the Docent-led tour at 7 pm at the Huntsville Museum of Art. This exhibition is sponsored by the Women’s Guild of the Huntsville Museum of Art, The Huntsville Times, Alabama State Council on the Arts and the National Endowment for the Arts. “Readers to the Rescue” Summer Reading Program begins. Children of all ages are welcome at the Huntsville-Madison County Public Library’s Summer Reading Program. Many special events system-wide, free, call 532-5984 or visit on line at www.hpl.lib.al.us/ summer . May 25 Don’t miss the Jim Parker’s Songwriters Continued on Page 22 THE VALLEY PLANET #051707060607 VOLUME 5, ISSUE 7 WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM 19 20 WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM #051707060607 VOLUME 5, ISSUE 7 THE VALLEY PLANET THE VALLEY PLANET #042607051607 VOLUME 5, ISSUE 6 WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM 21 C a l end a r o f EVENTS Continued from Page 19 Showcase at 6:30 at The Von Braun Center Playhouse 700 Monroe Street SW. Songwriters in the round with James Casto, Pat Terry, John Russell and Host Jim Parker with Nashville Star finalist Dustin Wilkes opening the show! You will here songs written for Sammy Kershaw “National Workin Woman’s Holiday”, Foster & Lloyd’s “Lie to Yourself”, The Oak Ridge Boys “Some Place Green”, Travis Tritt’s “Help Me Hold On” and John Anderson’s “Chicken Truck” and “I’ve Got A Feelin”. Admission is $15 Hot Rod Tattoos presents the 2nd Annual Rockabilly Rumble at Crossroads. Cruise-In 4:00-7:00 at Bandito Burrito 3017 Gonernors Dr. Enjoy Pee Wee Channing, Truckstop Preachers, Joshua Black Wilkins, Sass Perilla, and Calu at the 8:30 show. May 26 Don’t miss out on Rocket 95.1’s Comedy Café Live Featuring An Evening with THE PAUL THORN BAND at 7:30pm at the Princess Theatre for the Performing Arts. Tickets are $25.00 in advance or $30.00 night of the show. Call the box office at 256-340-1778 or see Princesstheatre.org for tickets and details. Come watch the Alabama Renegades play the East Tennessee Rhythm at Goldsmith Schiffman. The Alabama Renegades will honor the Girl Scouts at their second home game of the season, Saturday May 26 at 7pm. Girl Scouts wearing their insignia will be admitted free. The Renegades will be playing at home for three weeks in a row starting with this game. The Alabama Renegades are part of the National Women’s Football Association. For further details, please visit our website at www.alabamarenegades.net Local artists and others are invited to set up a booth at the Flying Monkey Arts Center and sell their wares to the public in the Artist Market starting at noon. There will be art, jewelry, vintage clothing, and more interesting things for sale inside our facility - safe from rain. Admission is free. See flyingmonkeyarts.org for details. No Sense of Balance Required by Jeff Sanders Let me let you in on a secret. Huntsville is a river city. No, seriously, I’m not kidding. While a large number of Huntsville citizens rarely go further south on the Parkway than the Super Wal-Mart, if you go just a few miles past that you drive across one of America’s most beautiful waterways, aka. the Tennessee River. And what even fewer people know is that one of the best marinas in North Alabama, Ditto Landing, is discretely tucked away just east of the Hwy-231 bridges. Now you know about the river and how to conveniently get into it, so what? Well, you could find an OPB (other person’s boat) or take out your own and just cavort on the river, or you could go out on the river with a purpose. How does a poker run sound? Yup, poker runs aren’t just for motorcycles but work for anything that can get from point A to point B and collect cards along the way with the best hand at the end of the run winning a prize. Boating poker runs are possibly the most extreme kind of poker run you can participate in. People tow milliondollar boats around the nation to participate in these city-to-city events that often cover multiple days and hundreds of miles. On June 9, boaters in the Huntsville area will have a chance to participate in a geographically scaled-down version of one of these extreme poker runs sponsored by the North Alabama Boater’s Association (NABA). Think of it as a motorcycle poker run with great scenery where no sense of balance is required. It’s a great 22 excuse to cruise the Tennessee River and when you’re done you return to Ditto Landing to a party with great food and live music provided by Second Hand Lincoln. This year’s NABA poker run will consist of four boats anchored up and down river from Ditto Landing to distribute four of the cards of each participant’s poker hands. The final card of each hand is drawn during the post-run party. In May 2006 NABA sponsored their first poker run, sold 193 hands, and while there were some challenges associated with getting dinner served (yes, I DID burn a hole through the bottom of a 30 gallon pot of jambalaya) everything came off great. Christy Martin of Yacht South and a member of the Ditto Landing Board of Directors described the 2006 poker run as “the biggest and best event for boaters in the history of Ditto Landing.” We’ve attracted additional sponsors this year including KC’s Powersports, Woody Anderson Ford, Erwin Marine, Yacht South, The Valley Planet and others who help fund the event and the prizes. The anticipated cash prizes are $1000 for best hand with prizes for second best and worst hands as well. The NABA poker run is the most fun someone from the Huntsville area can have on the Tennessee River all year long. Pictures from last year’s run are on the NABA website at www.naboat.org along with registration information about this year’s run. Any size boat or watercraft ranging from a jet ski to a motor-yacht can participate. As long as you can navigate the course you can be a player. Go boating with a purpose this year and try out the NABA poker run as an alternative source for day-long entertainment in Huntsville. WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM #051707060607 Posey Peep Show, An absurdist burlesque begins at 9p.m. at the Flying Monkey Arts Center. Admission is $6. See flyingmonkeyarts.org for details. Don’t miss the Old School Music Festival featuring Sir Charles, Zapp, KC & JoJo, Kllymazz, After 7 and many more. Gates open at 11 a.m., showtime is at noon. The festival takes place on Old Railroad Bed Rd, call 539-7247 or check www.oldschoolmusicfestival.com for more information. Enjoy the Down Home Blues Festival, an outdoor celebration with emphasis on new and legendary soul and blues artists. The festival takes place at Jaycees Fairground on Airport Rd, the gates open at noon and the show starts at 1 p.m. May 27 Meet the Artist Linda Ruhl at the Clay House Museum in historic downtown Madison. Linda will be at the museum from 1 - 3 to show and talk about her art, she has many local Madison and Huntsville works in prints and originals. Her work was accepted in the Huntsville Sketchbook. Linda’s work will be on display at the museum from May 27 through June 24th. For more information contact Robin Hall Brewer at 256-325-1018 or www.clay-house.com Posey Peep Show, An absurdist burlesque begins at 7p.m. at the Flying Monkey Arts Center. Admission is $6. See flyingmonkeyarts.org for details Don’t miss the first Concert in the Park of the season from 6:30-8 p.m. at Ditto Landing. Bring your lawn chair or blanket & a picnic & enjoy the music beside the river & fireworks following the concert at Ditto Landing. Featuring the “Young At Heart” & “Juice.” See www.artshuntsville.org for details. VOLUME 5, ISSUE 7 May 28 Memorial Day Cotton Row Run begins in Downtown Huntsville. Run the Cotton Row 10K (6.2 miles), run/jog/walk the 5K Run (3.1 miles) or the 1-Mile Fun Run through the historic downtown area of Huntsville, Alabama. For the past 27 years Cotton Row Run has been the premiere Memorial Day running event in the South. The Cotton Row Run is conducted by the Huntsville Track Club and is the final awards event on the Running Journal Grand Prix XXIX Championship Circuit. For more information contact Suzanne Taylor, Race Director, for information at 256-650-7063 or e-mail: [email protected]. May 29 Embrace the Tiger, Tai Chi Ongoing Practice begins at 5:30pm at the Flying Monkey Arts Center. For more information call 479-7863 Fun with Duke and Jane will be going on from 6:30-7:30pm at the Flying Monkey Arts Center. It is a creative movement class with drumming by Duke Way. No dance experience necessary!! Donations will be accepted to go to the Monkey!! No need to register, just show up !!!! See flyingmonkeyarts.org for details. May 30 Grasp the Sparrow’s Tail, Tai Chi basics forbrginners begins at 5:30pm at the Flying Monkey Arts Center. For more information call 479-7863 May 31 Don’t miss Stayin’ Alive” Disco Party at the Heritage Club from 6-8p.m. Huntsville Alive! June 1 Star Wars party to kick-off Main Library’s Summer Reading Program begins at 10:30 a.m.. with special crafts and appearance by Darth Vader at the library, 915 Monroe Street. Admission is free, call 532-5984 for details. Don’t miss Monkey Speak at 8p.m. at the Flying Monkey Arts Center. Admission is $5. See flyingmonkeyarts.org for details. City Lights Concert Series # 2 with Karen Johns & Company starts at 7:30 at Burritt on the Mountain. Call 536-2882 or see www.burrittmuseum.com for details. June 2 Contra Dance with live music by Ed Baggott & Elsie Peterson with calling by Becca Impello will be held in the gym of Faith Presbyterian Church on the corner of Airport Rd. & Whitesburg Dr. All ages are welcome: singles, couples and families. Admission is $7.00 for adults, $4.00 for students, and free for ages 12 & under. See http://secontra.com/NACDS.html for more info or call 837-0656. 11 -3 The Clay House Museum,16 Main Street, in Historic Downtown Madison is hosting the artists of the “Huntsville Sketchbook”, for an art sale and book signing. The Huntsville Botanical Garden Guild will be selling the Sketchbook, and many of the artist will be set up in the museum with their original art work for sale. This fund raising event will benefit the Botanical Garden, the Clay House Museum and each of the individual artists who love and paint Madison County. For More information contact Robin Hall Brewer 256325-1018 or www.clay-house.com Local artists and others are invited to set up a booth at the Flying Monkey Arts Center and sell their wares to the public in the Artist Market starting at noon. There will be art, jewelry, vintage clothing, and more interesting things for sale inside our facility - safe from rain. Admission is free. See flyingmonkeyarts.org for details June 5 Embrace the Tiger, Tai Chi Ongoing Practice begins at 5:30pm at the Flying Monkey Arts Center. For more information call 479-7863 Fun with Duke and Jane will be going on Continued on Page 23 THE VALLEY PLANET Nothing Calend ar o f EVENTS Continued from Page 22 from 6:30-7:30pm at the Flying Monkey Arts Center. It is a creative movement class with drumming by Duke Way. No dance experience necessary!! Donations will be accepted to go to the Monkey!! No need to register, just show up !!!! See flyingmonkeyarts.org for details. June 6 Grasp the Sparrow’s Tail, Tai Chi basics for beginners begins at 5:30pm at the Flying Monkey Arts Center. For more information call 479-7863 June 7 Picnic Concert: Come the My Garden will be going on from 6-7p.m. at Huntsville Botanical Garden. Bring your picnic dinner or wine & cheese basket & unwind at the Garden’s amphitheatre while members of Independent Musical Productions serenade you with excerpts from “A Secret Garden” & other selections. See www.hsvbg.org for more information. June 8 Hero will be shown at 7:00 as the Guntersville Library Free Friday Foreign Film. Hero is an Academy Award nominated film set 2,000 years ago when the king of Qin fought fierce battles to unite seven independent kingdoms into a united and peaceful China. The food Sponsor is F4 film committee. To Do by Leslie Parks T he English have long called May the Merrie Merrie Month. Why? Well no one really knows exactly. But trust me – they do – I googled it. May will always be a special month for me as I celebrate my son Jake’s birthday. This year he’ll be 18 on the 18th. Seems like only yesterday I was dropping him off at UAH pre-school where he was the king of the bluebirds. Now I’m looking at the calendar realizing he’s about to be a senior at Huntsville High and soon enough after that he’ll ride off to Auburn in a blaze of glory. Next thing you know I’ll be downsizing my nest because he’s flown the coop. Summer is just about here and with it comes the first Sidewalk Summer Arts Stroll around the Courthouse Square. On Thursday, May 17 artists will set up booths to present their artwork and performing groups will be scattered throughout to make things lively. The stroll lasts from 4:30-8:30pm and of course it’s free to walk around and check everything out. You’ll see lots of folks you know and lots of art you’ll want to buy. May’s the best time to go because it’s not too hot yet… perfect weather to get out and stroll around with your pals. You can even slip inside the House of Brews for a cold beverage of your choice when no one’s looking…. If you know anything about me you know that I loves me some Johnny Depp. I can’t get enough of that man! (Do you know where this is going? Can you guess?) The wait for more Johnny ends on May 25 with the release of the 3rd Pirates movie: “At World’s End.” Trust me, I’ll be at Rave Motion Pictures that day – I might even have to take off from work! If it’s been a while since you’ve seen the other Pirates movies your good friends at the Huntsville Public Library have a treat for you. You can go see the 1 installment: “The Curse of the Black Pearl” at 6:30pm on May 22. Then, go back at 6:30pm on the 23 to see Part II: “Dead Man’s Chest.” Recover on the 24… get your strength back… and meet me at Rave on the 25. There’s a good time waiting for all of us. That and free popcorn for whoever spots Keith Richards first. It’s almost time for Cotton Row Run on Memorial Day. I ran it last year on 4 hours of sleep and you can definitely tell it by looking at my pre-race pictures. I’m thinking this year I’ll take it easy and just go hang out with some of the greatest legal minds of our time: the good folks down at the law offices of Brinkley and Chesnut on Randolph Avenue. They have a great time hanging out at their office cheering the runners on as they race by. They’ve also been known to drink mimosas while doing that, which is a good thing in my book on any day. If Cotton Row Run kicks off the day a little too early for your taste just sleep late and head out to the first of the Arts Council’s Concerts in the Park Summer Music Series. While most of these Monday night concerts will take place in Big Spring Park, this year’s first one will Friends of the Library host Sena Jeter Naslund, bestselling author of Ahab’s Wife and Abundance, at their annual membership event at 6:30 p.m. at the Huntsville-Madison Public Library. The event is free, but you must be a Friend of the Library. New Friends are always welcome, and memberships (starting at $15) are available at the door. Call532-5950 or check www.hpl.lib.al.us for details. The Film Co-op will present a film at the Flying Monkey Arts Center . See flyingmonkeyarts.org for details. June 9 Boaters in the Huntsville area will have a chance to participate in a geographically scaled-down version of one of these extreme Boat Poker Runs sponsored by the North Alabama Boater’s Association (NABA). Think of it as a motorcycle poker run with great scenery where no sense of balance is required. It’s a great excuse to cruise the Tennessee River and when you’re done you return to Ditto Landing to a party with great food and live music provided by Second Hand Lincoln. Go to www.naboat.org for details and to register. Don’t miss Tennessee Valley Vipers vs. Florida Firecats at 7:30pm at home. Local artists and others are invited to set up a booth at the Flying Monkey Arts Center and sell their wares to the public in the Artist Market starting at noon. There will be art, jewelry, vintage clothing, and more interesting things for sale inside our facility - safe from rain. Admission is free. See flyingmonkeyarts.org for details The Alabama Cigar Box Guitar Extravaganza 2007 begins at noon at the Flying Monkey Arts Center. A dozen performers will convene from across the country to perform at this fast-growing roots music festival. Admission is $15. See flyingmonkeyarts.org. It’s almost time to dig out your bell-bottoms and platform shoes… maybe even that John Travolta white leisure suit you just haven’t been able to part with. If you don’t own anything like that then it’s definitely time to hit the thrift stores and bust out the major polyester because Huntsville Alive! is having a Disco Party at the Heritage Club on Thursday, May 31. Things will get cranked up at 6pm and it’s gonna be a blast! Got Nothing to Do? Shake your groove thing and come on down to see me there… I’m Stayin Alive! CONCERTS ATLANTA May 18, Country Fair 2007: Bill Gentry, Jason Aldean, Billy Currington, Gary Allan, HiFi Buys Amphitheatre May 18, Relient K, Tabernacle May 19, Country Fair 2007: Eric Church, John Anderson, Gretchen Wilson, Trace Adkins, HiFi Buys Amphitheatre May 26, Nelly Furtado, Chastain Park Amphitheatre May 31, Bloc Party, Tabernacle June 1, Kings of Leon, Tabernacle June 1, Nelly Furtado, Fabulous Fox Theatre June 4, Tool, Arena at Gwinnett Center (End Stage) June 6, Reba McEntire, Chastain Park Amphitheatre June 14, Fall Out Boy - The Honda Civic Tour (Rescheduled from 4/19), HiFi Buys Amphitheatre June 19, Fountains of Wayne, Variety Playhouse BIRMINGHAM Elston Gunn Revue W by Heather Stephens ith regular gigs at venues such as House of Brews and Finnegan’s Pub, newcomers Elston Gunn Revue have easily carved out a niche in Huntsville’s music scene. The quartet’s nod to vintage bluegrass vibes and covers from artists such as the Old Crow Medicine Show give the band’s live act a lighthearted feel that appeals to a range of personalities, from young to old. Elston Gunn Revue, who takes their moniker in part from Bob Dylan’s briefly used stage name “Elston Gunn”, traces its origins back to a friendship between lead singer/guitarist Josh Paddock and bassist Adam Campbell. The two would often go camping together and would bring along their instruments for campfire jam sessions. One of their earliest songs together was Old Crow Medicine Show’s popular “Wagon Wheel,” which remains one of Elston Gunn Revue’s most requested cover songs. THE VALLEY PLANET feature “Young at Heart” and “Juice” at Ditto Landing. The fun starts at 6:30pm and of course it’s free – it’s always free! Bring your lawn chairs or a blanket as well as a picnic to enjoy while you wait for the fireworks to cap the evening off. It’s going to be a great time for everyone and the perfect way to end your Memorial Day Weekend. #051707060607 The band was officially formed in early 2007 with the addition of singer Dawn Osbourne, whose jazz-influenced vocals and songwriting themes blend effortlessly with Paddock’s distinctively country tenor sound. The newest member, classically-trained violinist turned fiddler Dan Nielson, rounds out the group’s string band sound. Though the band’s sound is rooted deeply in the traditions of bluegrass and Americana, influences of jazz, blues, rock and even punk are evident in the band’s original compositions. Songs such as “Moving On” and “Call Me Crazy” lean more heavily toward the simpleness of old country, featuring Osbourne’s smooth vocals merged with a background of strings and Paddock’s harmonica. The band gives a nod to the Beat Generation of the fifties and sixties with their song, “Beatnik Poetry”. The composition begins with a literal interpretation of spoken word, with Osbourne almost chanting the lyrics on top of a steady rhythm provided by the fiddle, acoustic guitar and upright bass. Paddock steps into the limelight on the song “Southern Belle,” a surprisingly upbeat melodic take on heartache. Other selections in the band’s original play list include the politically minded “Hurt No More” and self-revealing songs “What the Hell” and VOLUME 5, ISSUE 7 June 7, Godsmack, BJCC Concert Hall June 8, Chicago - The Band, BJCC Concert Hall June 8, George Carlin, Alabama Theatre June 15, Alison Krauss and Union Station featuring Jerry Douglas, BJCC Arena (End Stage) June 21, Toby Keith, Verizon Wireless Music Center MEMPHIS May 27, India.Arie, Orpheum Theatre Memphis June 8, Norah Jones, Mud Island Amphitheatre June 29, Keith Urban, FedExForum (Urban) NASHVILLE May 18, Tim McGraw and Friends, Ryman Auditorium June 8, Ted Nugent, Ryman Auditorium June 13, Hawthorne Heights, Rocketown “Easier”. Catch Elston Gunn Revue over Memorial Day Weekend at the 2007 Benchwarmer’s Music Festival or at one of their weekly performances at House of Brews, Finnegan’s Pub and other local venues. 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SW, 256-880-2131 BISTRO LA LUNA Covenant Cove Lodge & Marina, 7001 ValMonte Drive, Guntersville, 256-582-0930. www.covenantcove.com BONEFISH GRILL 4800 Whitesburg Dr. , 256-883-0643 BUFFALO WILD WINGS 2750 Carl T. Jones Dr. 256-650-4115 CHEF GREEN’S ON THE FOUNTAIN Fountain Row, Huntsville, Al 35801 www.downtownhuntsville.com CHILI’S (2 Huntsville locations) 4925 University Drive, 256-722-9620 2740 Carl T. Jones, 256-882-1230 CHOPHOUSE, THE 109 Washington Street, Huntsville (Downtown, corner of Clinton and Washington), 256-704-5555. M-Th 5 – 10 pm, F-Sat 5 – 11 pm, Sun 11 am – 2 pm. www.downtownhuntsville.com CRAWMAMMA’S 5000 Webb Villa, Guntersville, 256-582-0484 D&L BISTRO 7500 SW Memorial Pkwy, Huntsville, 256-881-7244, located in Main St. South THE DOCKS Goosepond Colony, 417 Ed Hembree, Scottsboro, 256-574-3071. 24 EDEN’S EAST 2413-B Jordan Lane, Huntsville, 256-721-9491 Vegetarian fare, M-Thu: 11am-6 pm; Fri: 11am-3pm FURNITURE FACTORY BAR & GRILL 619 Meridian Street N, Huntsville, 256-539-8001. www.downtownhuntsville.com GREEN HILLS GRILLE 5100 Sanderson Street NW, Huntsville (corner of Wynn and University), 256-837-8282. GRILLE 29 445 Providence Main, Huntsville, 256-489-9470. HAZEL GREEN FAMILY RESTAURANT 13903 Hwy 231-431 N, Hazel Green 256 828-7959 HOOTERS 4730 University Drive, Huntsville, 256-722-0166. HUMPHREY’S BAR & GRILL 109 Washington Street, Huntsville (Downtown, corner of Washington and Clinton), 256-704-5555. 11 am – 2 am everyday. www.downtownhuntsville.com JAZZ FACTORY 109 North Side Square, Huntsville (Downtown on the Square), 256-539-1919. www.downtownhuntsville.com K C’s COYOTE CAFE 410 Old Town St., Guntersville, 256-582-1676 LE BISTRO DU SOLEIL 300 Franklin Street, Huntsville (Downtown on the Square), 256-539-7777 LOGAN’S ROADHOUSE (2 Huntsville locations) 4249 Balmoral Drive, Huntsville, 256-881-0584 University Drive NW, Huntsvile 2315 Beltline SW, Decatur, 256-432-2746 MAIN STREET CAFE 101Main Street, Madison, 461-8096 MAMA ANNIE’S 4550 Meridian Street N, 489-3275 NIKKO JAPANESE RESTAURANT 6565 Hwy. 431, Hampton Cove, 256-536-3690 THE PALETTE’ CAFÉ 5000 Whitesburg, Huntsville, 256-533-2230 Huntsville, Al 35802 PAULI’S BAR & GRILL 7143-C Hwy 72 W, Huntsville (corner of Slaughter Road & Hwy 72), 256-722-2080. SILVER POINT RESTAURANT 7840 Hwy 72 Madison, 856-895-3343 WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM #051707060607 ALABAMA BREAD COMPANY 975 Airport Rd., Huntsville, 256-882-2010. CAFE BABA 300 Church Street, Huntsville Museum of Art Huntsville, AL 35801, 256-539-0683 CAFE DOMAIN 6585 Hwy 431 S, Ste. C, Huntsville, 256-519-2323 COFFEE CREATIONS 616 HWY 31, S ATHENS, AL 35611 COFFEE AND TEA COMPANY Madison Square Mall University Dr. Huntsville 256-837-7085 COFFEE TREE BOOKS & BREW, THE 7900 Bailey Cove Rd., Huntsville, 256-880-6464 CRACKER BARREL (2 Locations) 2001 Drake Ave, Huntsville256-881-4177 120 Cleghorn Blvd., Madison,256-461-7670 HIGHLANDER COFFEE SHOPPE Bob Wallace Ave Huntsville, AL 35805 HOUSE OF BREWS Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner Downstairs. Live Music & Bar upstairs 123 N Side Square, Huntsville, 256-533-9949 www.downtownhuntsville.com JAMO’S CAFÉ 413 Jordan Lane NW, Huntsville, 256-837-7880. JAVA JAAY CAFE 1713 6th Ave. SE, Decatur, 256-351-8555. KAFFEEKLATSCH 103 Jefferson Street, Huntsville, 256-536-7993. KENNY MANGO’S COFFEE SHOP & GALLERY 119 N Side Square, Huntsville, 256-755-6559. LAGNIAPPES COFFEE CAFE 119 East Moulton, Decatur Coffee, Espresso, Bakery & Deli. OLDE TOWNE COFFEE SHOPPE 511 Pratt Ave NE, Huntsville, 256-539-5399 SEATTLE SOUTH 2113 Whitesburg Drive S, Huntsville,(Whitesburg Medical District), 256-534-0513 SOMEONE’S IN THE KITCHEN 11243 Memorial Parkway South Huntsville 8829073 SUBWAY 14450 hwy 231-431 STE A, Hazel Green WEST SIDE COFFEE PLACE & CAFE 2699B Sandlin Rd., SW, Decatur, 256-353-2025 WILD ROSE CAFE 121 North Side Square, Huntsville, 256-539-3658 VOLUME 5, ISSUE 7 Cajun CAJUN CAFE 704 Hwy 231 Lacey’s Spring 256-650-5586 PO BOY FACTORY 815 Andrew Jackson Way, Huntsville (in Five Points) 256-539-3616. TIM’S CAJUN KITCHEN 114 Jordan Lane, Huntsville, 256-533-7589. Mediterrnean PAPOU’S 110 South Side Square, Huntsville, 256-534-5553 Greek Restaurant, Lunch & Dinner, Full Bar. www.downtownhuntsville.com SAZIO Corner of Pratt & Russell, Huntsville, 256-327-5555 Mediterranean Cuisine, Full Bar, Patio Dining www.downtownhuntsville.com Burgers, Deli & Pizza BELLACINO’S PIZZA & GRINDERS (3 locations) 4851 Whitesburg Dr, 256-880-8656 8572 Madison Blvd, Madison, 256-774-1918 BIG ED’S PIZZERIA 7904 Memorial Parkwary, Huntsville, CHEEBURGER, CHEEBURGER (3 locations) 5000 Whitesburg Dr., Huntsville, 256-885-3700 300 Hughes Rd, Madison, 256-464-9990 Providence Main, Huntsville DALLAS MILL DELI 500 Pratt Ave. Huntsville, 256-489-4240 DUFFY’S DELI 2324 Whitesburg, Huntsville, 256-533-4179 McALLISTER’S DELI (2 Huntsville locations) 4800 Whitesburg Drive S, 256-880-1557 and 1480 Perimeter Pkwy, 256-425-0034. Appetizers, Salads, Sandwiches, Spuds & Desserts. Kid’s Menu. TONY’S ITALIAN DELI 119 James Madison Drive SW Huntsville, 256-772-4448 SCHLOTZSKY’S DELI (2 Huntsville locations) 4319 University Drive NW, 256-830-6400 11120 Memorial Pkwy SW, 256-650-6300 8969 Hwy. 20, Madison, 256-464-5300 SOUL BURGER 2900 Triana Blvd. SW, Huntsville, 256-534-8585 STANLIEO’S SUB VILLA (2 Huntsville locations) 605 Jordan Lane, 256-837-7220 602 Governors Drive, 256-536-6585 VILLIE’S DELI 700 Pratt Ave., Huntsville, 256-533-4894 BBQ BB PERRINS 608 Holly St, NE, Decatur, 256-355-0980 CLEM’S BBQ & FISHERY 3700 Blue Spring Road NW Huntsville, 256-852-6661 DREAMLAND 3855 University Dr., Huntsville 256-539-7427 GIBSON BBQ (3 Huntsville locations) 3319 Memorial Pkwy., Huntsville, 256-881-4851 8412 Whitesburg Drive, Huntsville, 256-882-0841 735 Hwy 72 E, Huntsville, 256-852-9882 1715 6th Ave., SE, Decatur, 256-350-6969 MERIDIANVILLE BBQ 11537 Hwy. 231N., Meridianville, 256-828-3725 THE VALLEY PLANET Listings Continued from 28 OLE HICKORY PIT BBQ 5061 Maysville Road New Market, 256-859-2824 SIMMON’S BBQ 10099 South memorial parkway, 256-882-5030 Smokey’s Barbeque 8073 Hwy 72, W, Madison, 256-721-0300 TAILGATER’S BBQ 5638 Hwy 53 ( 3mi. north of Sparkman), Huntsville 256- 852-3388 THOMAS PIT BBQ Hwy 72 ,W, Madison, 256-837-4900 Home Cooking BLUE PLATE CAFE 3210 Governors Drive, Huntsville, 256-533-8808 ERNEY’S 1605 Pulaski Pike NW Huntsville, (256) 533-5734 G’S COUNTRY KITCHEN 2501 Oakwood Dr., Huntsville, 256-533-3034 MULLIN’S 607 Andrew Jackson, Huntsville, 256-539-2826 ROLO’S CAFE 505 Airport Rd., Huntsville, 256-883-7656 Mexican & Southwestern BANDITO BURRITO (2 locations) 3017 Governors Dr SW, Huntsville, 256-534-0866 208 Main St., Madison, 256-461-8999 CASA OLE 13989 Hwy 231-431 Hazel Green,, 256 828-6000 CASA BLANCA MEXICAN RESTAURANT (4 locations) 7830 Hwy 72 W, Ste 230, Madison 256-864-0360 140 Browns Ferry Rd, Madison 256-464-6044 7900 Bailey Cove Rd, Huntsville 256-883-4447 1802 Hwy 72 E, Ste D, Athens 256-771-0130 EL CAMINO REAL 41782 Hwy 231, Meridianville, 256 828-2942 EL MARIACHI (3 locations) 14450 Hwy 231/431 N Hazel Green, 256-828-1466 1836 Winchester Road, Huntsville 256-851-7255 7193 Hwy 72 W, Madison, 256-890-0900 EL PALACIO 2008 Memorial Pkwy SW, Huntsville 256-539-6075 GARIBALDI’S 2107 Old Blue Spring Rd. Hsv 256-851-7394 GUADALAJARA MEXICAN RESTAURANTS 11208 Memorial Pkwy S, Huntsville 256-882-7311 & 8572 Madison Blvd, 256-774-1401 LA ALAMEDA 3807 University Drive NW Huntsville, 256-539-6244 LITTLE ROSIE’S TAQUERIA 4781 Whitesburg Dr S, Huntsville, 256-882-0014 PEPITO’S 3508 Mem. Pkwy. S, Hsv 256-858-0059 QDOBA MEXICAN GRILL 4800 Whitesburg Drive, Huntsville 256-489-1367 ROSIE’S MEXICAN CANTINA (2 Huntsville locations) 6125 University Drive, 256-922-1001 7540 S. Memorial Pkwy, 256-382-3232 Italian CARRABAS Parkway Place Mall Huntsville, Al 35801 ITALIAN PIE 5000 Whitesburg Dr, Huntsville, 256-883-9112 LA STRADA 12824 Hwy 431, Guntersville. European cuisine. 256-582-2250. www.lastradabama.com LUCIANO 964 Airport Road SW, Huntsville, 256-885-0505 RICATONI’S ITALIAN GRILL 107 N. Court St., Florence, 256-718-1002 ROMANO’S MACARONI GRILL 5901 University Drive, Huntsville, 256-722-4770 TELLINI’S CAFE & GRILL 4855 Whitesburg Dr. Hsv 256-881-9155 Continued on Page 26 THE VALLEY PLANET Japanese EDO JAPANESE RESTAURANT 104 N. Intercom Drive, Madison, 256-772-0360 MAMA FU’S ASIAN HOUSE 6920 University Dr. Huntsville, 256-830-4433 MIKATO JAPANESE STEAK HOUSE & LOUNGE 4061 Independence Dr. NW, Huntsville, (one block N. of University on Jordan Ln.), 256-830-1700. MIKAWA RESTAURANT 1010 Heathland Dr, Huntsville, 256-837-7440. MIWON JAPANESE RESTAURANT 404 Jordan Lane NW Huntsville, 256-533-7771 MIYAKO 10013 South Parkway, Huntsville, 256-880-9879 NIKKO JAPANESE RESTAURANT 6565 Hwy. 431, Hampton Cove, 256-536-3690 ROYAL BUFFET 2003 Drake Ave. Huntsville, 256-883-8998 SHO GUN JAPANESE STEAK & SUSHI BAR 3991 University Drive, Huntsville, 256-534-3000. TOKYO JAPANESE STEAK HOUSE & SUSHI BAR 1105 Wayne Road, Huntsville, 256-217-1719 Thai PHUKET Providence Town, Huntsville SURIN OF THAILAND 975 Airport Rd SW, Huntsville, 256-213-9866 THAI GARDEN RESTAURANT 800 Wellman Ave. NE, Huntsville, 256-534-0122 Chinese CHINA MOON 11700 S Memorial Pkwy, Huntsville, 256-880-2626 DING HOW II 4800 Whitesburg Dr., Huntsville, 256-880-8883 JADE PALACE 4925 University Drive NW, Huntsville, 256-830-2458 TAI PAN PALACE 2012 Mem. Pkwy, S, Hsv 256-539-5797 German DEUTSCHE KUCHE 418 Jordan Lane, Huntsville, 256-534-4807. Authentic German Cuisine HILDEGARD’S 2357 Whitesburg Dr., Hsv 256-512-9776 OL HEIDELBERG CAFÉ 6125 University Drive NW E14, Huntsville, (shopping center next to Rosie’s), 256-992-0556. Caribbean TASTE OF D’ISLANDS 2105 Mastin Lake Road, Huntsville, 256-851-9262. CASA MONTEGO INTERNATIONAL LOUNGE 2117 Jonathan Drive, Huntsville, 256-858-9187. Pubs & Taverns & Clubs & Bars 11th FRAME BAR Madison Bowling Center 8661 Hwy 27, Madison, 256-722-0015 2nd STREET MUSIC HALL 208 2nd Street, Gadsden 256-547-0010 3rd BASE GRILL (2 locations) 1792 Hyw 72 E, Huntsville, 256-852-9191 7904 S. Memorial Parkway 256-882-9500 801 FRANKLIN 801 Franklin Street, Huntsville (Downtown by Medical Center), 256-519-8019. Lunch: M-F 11-2, Dinner: M-W 5-10 pm & Th-Sa 5 pm-1 am. Lounge opens 4 pm M-F. Full Bar & Extensive Wine List. www.801franklin.com, www.downtownhuntsville.com ADRIAN’S 1405 Sunset Drive, Guntersville, 256-582-3106 ALLEN’S GRILLE & GROG 9076 Madison Blvd, Madison, 256-772-8514. THE BARN 2510 Ready Section Road, corner of Pulaski Pike, Toney BENCHWARMER FOOD & SPIRITS 2998 University Drive, Huntsville 256-539-6268. www.benchwarmersportsbar.com. #051707060607 BENCHWARMER, TOO! 3000 University Drive, Huntsville, 256-489-9600. BILLIARD STREET CAFE 2703 University Drive, Huntsville, 256-539-6268. BLACK WATER HATTIE’S 10000 S. Memorial Pkwy. 256-489-3333. BLUE PARROT MARTINI & CIGAR LOUNGE 7001 Val-Monte Drive, Covenant Cove Resort, Guntersville, 256-582-0930. www.covenantcove.com/parrot.htm BOBBY G’S PLACE 1009 Henderson Road, 256-837-4728 BOGEY’S 412 Main St. Guntersville, 256-582-2860 BOONDOCKS Hwy 69, Guntersville, 256-582-3935 Casa Montego Jonathan Dr, Huntsville, 256-858-9187 or 714-0155 CHARLOTTE’S PLACE 1117 Jordan Ln. Huntsville, AL 35816 CHIPS & SALSA CANTINA 10300 Bailey Cove Rd SE Huntsville, 256-880-1202. CLUB MIRAGE 4701 Meridian Street, Huntsville, 256-851-2920. COPPER TOP BAR & GRILL 200 Q Oakwood Ave., Huntsville, 256-536-1150 Formerly Zesto’s in Five Points. Appetizers, sandwiches & more. Karaoke & Live Music CORNER GRILL & PUB, THE (2 Huntsville locations) 10300 Bailey Cove Road SE, 256-880-2103. 129-A Old Highway 431,Hampton Cove CRICKETS 3810 Sullivan St., Madison, 256-464-3777 CROSSROADS, THE 115 Clinton Ave, Huntsville, 256-533-6040. Live Music Wed-Sat. www.crossroadsmusic.biz EMBER CLUB 10131 Memorial Parkway, South Huntsville, 256882-1670 END ZONE, THE 1909 University Drive, Huntsville, 256-536-2234. ESQUIRE CLUB 3701 Governors Dr., Huntsville, 256-534-7303 FINNEGAN’S PUB 3310 Memorial Pkwy S, Huntsville, 256-881-9732 FREDDY’S 4070 Mem. Pkwy South Huntsville 35802 256-880-2590 Corner of Golf Rd. & The Paekway New Restaurant with a New Attitude! FURNITURE FACTORY BAR & GRILL 619 Meridian Street N, Huntsville (just north of Downtown), 256-539-8001. THE GREEN ROOM Jordan Lane, Huntsville,256-837-2232 HARD DOCK CAFE 3755 U.S. Hwy. 31, Decatur, 256-340-9234 HALF TIME BAR AND GRILL 8873 Highway 72 W, Madison, 256-430-0266 HIPPOCRATEASE University Dr. Huntsville HOG WILD SALOON 2407 Memorial Pkwy, Huntsville, 256-533-7446 HOMEPORT 20076 N. Memorial Parkway, Huntsville, 256-852-8800 HOPPER’S Holiday Inn-Research Park, 5903 University Drive, 256-830-0600 HOUSE OF BREWS Bar & Live Music Upstairs 123 N Side Square, Huntsville, 256-533-9949 HUMPHREY’S BAR & GRILL 109 Washington Square, Huntsville, 256-704-5555. Beef, seafood, sandwiches. Come for the food – Stay for the Fun. Best Patio in Huntsville. Happy Hour every day 11 am – 6 pm. Live music every night, no cover. Open 11 am – 2 am everyday. INSOMNIA 6402 Hwy 72, W Huntsville, AL 35806 JUDGE CRATER’S PUB & GRILL 110 Southside Square, Huntsville 256-534-6116 KAFFEEKLATSCH @NIGHT 103 Jefferson Street, Huntsville, 256-536-7993. Live Music nightly. KICKERS Ramada Inn, 8716 Madison Blvd, Madison, 256-772-0701 VOLUME 5, ISSUE 7 WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM 25 Panoply 2007 Competition Winners! T he Arts Council, Inc. is pleased to announce the winners for the many contests and competitions at Panoply 2007 presented by Boeing. But the real winners were the festivalgoers and the Panoply team, who clocked over 140,000 attendees during the three-day, outdoor extravaganza – a Panoply record for its first twenty-six years! Boeing “Art Marketplace” Competition Artists from across the nation competed for entry into this visual arts show. Cash prizes totaling $2,600 were awarded to the following artists: Best of Show (*PFKA) Joe Wujcik, Maylene, AL Wood ($1,000) Award of Distinction Janet Brim, Cincinnati, OH Baskets (Fiber) ($500) Merit Awards Sharon Woechan, Madison, AL Painting ($200 each) Garth Fraser, Decatur, AL Photography Sheila Tesh, Huntsville, AL Jewelry (nonmetal) Godwin Kou, Alpharetta, GA Painting Harold Turner, Huntsville, AL Clay “Emerging Artist” Rita Burkholder, Huntsville, AL Silkscreen (Print) ($100) Atlanta-based artist Charles Keiger served as judge for this year’s competition. Tina Watts & Linda James of Boeing were present to award the winners their ribbons, Listings Continued from 29 Pubs & Taverns & Clubs & Bars LEEANN’S 415 Church St, Huntsville, 256-489-9300 MOODY MONDAYS 718 Church St, Huntsville, 256-533-4005 MOONDOGS 2002 13th St. SW, Huntsville, 256-534-8844 NIKKO JAPANESE RESTAURANT 6565 Hwy. 431, Hampton Cove, 256-536-3690 THE NOOK 3305 Bob Wallace Ave. 256-489-0911 OLIVIA’S 1009 Henderson Rd, Huntsville, 256-837-4728 OTTER’S Marriott Hotel, 5 Tranquility Base, Huntsville, 256-830-2222. PHILBY’S POURHOUSE 111 Jefferson Street, Huntsville, 256-512-5858. PORT OF MADISON Holiday Inn, 9035 Hwy 20 W, Madison, 256-772-7170 ROSEBERRY PUB & GRILL Hwy 67 Scottsboro 256-574-4231 RUGGBY’S 4820 University Drive, Huntsville, 256-895-0795. RUSS T’S Hwy 79, Scottsboro, 256-259-0641 SAMMY T’S MUSIC HALL 116 Washington Street, 256-539-9974. SANDY’S ROADHOUSE 12740 Hwy. 431 S, Guntersville, 256-571-0450. SCOOTER’s Willow St, Scottsboro, 256-575-0800 THE SHACK 105 Swancott Road, Triana 256-461-0227. The bar that never closes! SPORTS PAGE LOUNGE & DELI 9009 Memorial Pkwy S, Huntsville, 256-880-9471. 26 and were joined by Pat Kyser to present the “Best of Show Award,” henceforth named the “Pat Flynn Kyser Award” in honor of the renowned Alabama quilt maker whose lovely creation served as the basis for the Panoply 2007 poster and represented the best in “The Year of Alabama Arts.” Wachovia Bank “Choreography Competition” The 26th Annual Choreography Competition awards the winner in each of the four categories $500 and awards the winner for “Best Overall Choreography” $1,000. Thomas Shoemaker, Deirdre Strand, and Honey Rockwell were this year’s judges. Michelle Whittington from Birmingham won “Best Modern” for the piece entitled “Traveling on your Holy Ground” Barry Van Cura from Chattanooga won “Best Ballet” for the piece entitled “Consolation” Marcus Alford from Atlanta won “Best Jazz” for the piece entitled “Doll Parts” Stephanie Friend from Huntsville won “Best Hip-Hop” (a new category this year!) for the piece entitled “When I See You” And “BEST IN SHOW” was awarded to Lydia Dyer and Stephanie Roberts from Huntsville for the piece entitled “Living the Dream” The Official Alabama State Fiddling Championship SPORTS ZONE 3429 Hwy 31, Decatur, 256-350-9702 THE STATION 8694 Madison Blvd., Madison, 256-325-1333. STEVE’S BILLIARDS & LOUNGE 2322 Memorial Pkwy, Huntsville, 256-539-8919. THE HORSE 2021 Golf Rd, Huntsville, 256-881-8820 THIRSTY TURTLE 4800 Whitesburg Dr, Huntsville, 256-881-5079 NETWORKs 2140 Gunter Ave. in the Holiday Inn,Guntersville, 256-505-0966 VISIONS 6404 University Dr. NW, Huntsville, 256-722-8247 WINGS SPORTS GRILLE 4250 Balmoral Dr. SW, Huntsville, 256-881-8878. www.wingssportsgrille.com Galleries 801 FRANKLIN 801 Franklin Street, Huntsville, (Downtown by Medical Center), 256-519-8019. Dine with fine art. www.801franklin.com. ATHENS ST. STUDENT UNION ART GALLERY 300 N. Beaty St., Athens, Athens State University, 800-522-0272 ARTISTIC IMAGES 2115 Whitesburg Drive, Huntsville, 256-534-3968. www.artisticimagesgallery.com CAROLE FORET FINE ART 206 West Market St., Downtown Square, Athens 256-232-2521. www.caroleforet.com CLAY HOUSE MUSEUM ART GALLERY 16 Main Street Madison, AL 256-325-1018 DRAGONFLY GALLERY & DESIGN 125 Main Ave. S., Fayetteville, TN, 931-433-3024 HUNTSVILLE ART LEAGUE GALLERY 3005 L&N Drive, Suite 2, Huntsville, 256-534-3860. Monday-Saturday 10 am - 6 pm; Sunday 1-4 pm. www.huntsvilleartleague.org. HUNTSVILLE MUSEUM OF ART 300 Church Street So. in Big Spring International Park, Huntsville. Gen. admission fee is $7 for nonmembers. Members & children <6 free. Hours 1- WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM #051707060607 As befits its title, this was open to contestants from across the nation, but also helped to celebrate “The Year of Alabama Arts.” Five categories (four amateur levels divided by age and one “Master” level open to all ages) presented five monetary prizes and trophies each; the “Master Fiddler” winner was awarded a $1,000 cash prize along with the much-coveted “Governor’s Cup.” Junior-Junior Division (12 & Under) – Alex Tomlinson from Suches, GA Junior Division (13-16) – Maddie Denton from Murfreesboro, TN Adult Division (17 – 59) – Ashley Sullivan from Mt. Juliet, TN Senior Division (60 & Over) – Ped Scruggs from Hartsville, TN “Master Division” was awarded to Alex Depue from Rancho Santa Fe, CA Judges for the Fiddling Championship were award-winning fiddlers Vi Wickham, Joel Whittinghill, and Megan B. Lynch. Regions Bank “Global Village” Competition “Best Overall Display” – India Pavilion, sponsored by the Huntsville India Association “Best Children’s Craft” – Iranian Mosaic Tile-painting, Iran Pavilion “Farthest from Huntsville” – Australia Pavilion, sponsored by Raytheon Anchor Christy Douglas of WAAY-TV 31 and Tom Morris and Jodi Weiner of The Arts Council Board served as judges for the first year of this competition. Geico “Homegrown Talent Contest” 5pm.Sunday; 10am-5pm. Mon-Sat; extended hours on Th 5-8 pm. Call 256-535-4350 or 1-800-786-9095, or visit www.hsvmuseum.org. LADAGE ARTISTRY 321 S. Jefferson, Athens,256-216-0039. http://ladage.dews.net. MUSCLE SHOALS SOUND STUDIO 3614 Jackson Highway Sheffield Al. Open for public tours tues-sat 12:00 - 6:00 MERIDIAN ARTS 370 Little Cove Road, Gurley, AL, 256-776-4300. www.Meridianarts.net. MONDO DE TATUAGE GALLERY Corner of 6th Ave. and 7th St., Decatur 256-306-9099. MVAC FINE ARTS GALLERY 300 Gunter Ave.,Guntersville, 256-582-1454. Hours: Mon-Fri 9-4, Sat 10-3. http://mountainvalleyartscouncil.org SIGNATURE GALLERY 2364 Whitesburg Drive S, Huntsville, 256-536-1960. . THE GALLERY 305-A Jefferson Street, Huntsville, 256-534-7475, www.galleryevents.com UNIVERSITY CENTER ART GALLERY University of Alabama in Huntsville, 256-824-1000 Attractions ALABAMA CONSTITUTION VILLAGE 109 Gates Ave., Huntsville, 256-564-8100. Open daily, 9 am - 5 pm, except Sundays. AMERICAN INDIAN MUSEUM 2003 Poole Drive NW, Huntsville, 256-852-4524. www.american-indian-museum.com BURRITT ON THE MOUNTAIN: 3101 Burritt Drive SE, Huntsville, 256-536-2882. Summer Hours (April - Oct): Tues- Sat 9am to 5pm Sun noon to 5 pm. Regular Adm. fee is $5 adult, $4 senior, military & students, $3 child (children under 2, free). www.burrittmuseum.com CATHEDRAL CAVERNS STATE PARK 637 Cave Road, Woodville. 256-728-8193 Open daily at 10 am. CLAY HOUSE MUSEUM 16 Main Street, Madison 256-325-1018. Tour this antebellum home with “A Walk Through Time”, 100 VOLUME 5, ISSUE 7 – Finals Round First-Place winners in both the individual and group categories took home a $250 check, followed by Second Place ($150), and Third ($75). Judges for the Finals Round were Monique Ryan, Megan Bickel, Julia Knoles, Marianne Windham, and Chuck Owens. First Place (Individual) – London Brison from Iron City, TN (Dancing) First Place (Group) – “Freestyle Fanatics” from Huntsville, AL (Break-Dancing) Second Place (Individual) – Shelton Lattimore from Huntsville, AL (Singing) Second Place (Group) – Brent & Brandon Morgan from Huntsville, AL (Guitar-Bass Duo) Third Place (Individual) – Adam Neal from Florence, AL (Songwriter) Third Place (Group) – “Rhythm Unplugged” from Huntsville, AL (Clogging) 2007 “Taste of Panoply” Competition! The winners received a blue ribbon to showcase their award throughout the festival weekend. “Taste’s” judges included Homer & Linda Hickam, Jennifer Hicks, Mike Kaylor, Chris Welch, and Panoply Arts Festival Co-chairs Jarine Payne and Gina Kennington. “Best Specialty Item” – Chicken Mykonos (Greek Foods) “Best Entrée” – Ribs (Sand Mountain Sizzler) “Best Display” – Buffalo Rock (Buffalo Rock) “Best Beverage” – Ice-Blended Coffee (Java Jazz Café) “Best Dessert” – BB-sized Ice Cream (Dippin’ Dots) For more information on Panoply Arts Festival 2007, Panoply Arts Festival 2008, upcoming Arts Council programs, and Huntsville-area arts in general, call The Arts Council at (256) 519-ARTS (2787) or visit us on the web at www.panoply.org! 21st Jazz-N-June Festival T he 21st Annual Jazz-N-June Music Festival, June 10-17, 2007 starting in the mid-1980s, “Jazz-N-June” has become one of Alabama’s longest running music festivals. “Jazz-N-June Festival is a unique activity for this community and the State of Alabama because of the diverse festival-goers that it attracts. “Jazz-NJune Festival” outreach strategy includes presenting educational concerts and programs to young people that supplement educational summer programs. Past artists include Roy Ayers, Fred Wesley, Dave Valentin, Microwave Dave, Jerry Tachoir, Abstract Jazz Band, Diane Marino, Eric Essex; Nnenna Freelon; Alex Bugnon, D. Lucas, Victor Goines, Ken Watters, Devere Pride and many others. From Sunday to Sunday, 8 days and nights of Jazz education, Jazz for seniors, Jazz exercise, Jazz discussions, Jazz on film, Jazz camp, Jazz concert, Jazz in the park, Jazz menu at participating spots i.e. restaurants, sports bar and cafes. For information on membership, vendors, sponsor and/or support, make taxdeductible check payable to: THE VALLEY PLANET The Valley Planet Music Exchange is FREE to any individual looking to buy, sell, trade or find bandmates. You get a headline and 3 lines of text for the low, low price of nothing. If you wish to embellish your ad further, say, with a small photo (add $5) or more words (add $1 per line), it’s up to you. Now, if you are a business, you gotta pay a little something, $12 per column inch. Please call Jill Wood at (256) 533-4613 if you would like to put your business in the Exchange. Email your ads to [email protected] or send them by snail mail to Music Exchange,203 Grove Ave. Huntsville AL, 35801. NO AD WILL RUN UNTIL PAYMENT HAS BEEN RECEIVED! 78 gallon bow front aquarium with stand for $300. Call 256 531-5846 HP TC1100 Tablet Computer. 1GB ram, blue tooth, wireless wlan, modem, stylus pen, ST and CF card slots $675. Call 256 479-9463 Aluminum shed, 14’ x 8’. $200 and you move. 5 pts Huntsville 256 479-9463 MUSIC EXCHANGE Professional Drummer Versatile Styles Chris @ 227-6490 BASSIST NEEDED IMMEDIATELY! for show on 4/27/07 256-431-5130/278-0343/ 374-9110 Everyone welcome to audition. Studio band Keyboard player needed. Contact [email protected] Authentic Reggae Band looking for drummer and other musicians (keyboard/ back up singer). Contact [email protected] 714-5089 For Sale Crate CA125D acoustic amp. $350 Epiphone Valve Junior combo amp $100 468-8136 Lead Singer wanted for southern/ classic rock band. Call Keith 256.286.3466 Looking for experienced guitarist for jamband type music. Call Bryan 655-4178Guitar Lessons: Fast track method guarenteed! Beginners thru Advanced - all styles of music. Call “The Guitar School” for more info (256) 714-7125 located in South Huntsville. A Restored Victorian Estate on Over 3 Acres 3 Hillcrest Street, Gadsden, AL 35904 4 BR, 3 BA (approx 3,000 sq ft), 3 Car Gar w/sep Guest Qtrs and Workshop and offered at $225,000.00 Seller may assist w/financing. For Additional info with pictures see listing at www.owners.com/APD5312 To schedule an appointment call toll free (877) 769-6377, ext. 2735312 (Owner Occupied). Guitars for sale: Acoustic-electric Epiphone w/ case $250. 12 string Kona w/case $175. 1/2 size acoustic guitar $25. (256) 714-7125 JOBS Research Engineer R&D on infrastructure and architecture design of the urban and Lead Guitarist & Singer looking mesoscale meteorological models. Req. M.S. in Aerospace or for “working” cover Band within 25 Mechanical Engineering or a related field, 1-yr exp. in modern miles of Huntsville. Lot’s of equip- algorithms concerns all aspects of Computational Fluid Dynamics (CFD) and proficiency in advanced compressible & viscous flow. F/T. ment, professional, experienced andtalented. No drugs or Alcohol, Resume to: Mrs. Elizabeth Hanic, HR, CFD Research Corporation, 215 expect the same of others. Influ- Wynn Drive, Huntsville, AL 35805. Job# ALZJH207 ences include: Jimmy Page, Eric Drivers: We’re Expanding! Martin Transport hiring Drivers w/XClapton, Carlos Santana, Joes End., 1 yr. Tractor Trailer Experience. Great Pay/Bonus Pkg. incl Walsh, Hendrix, etc. I’m over 50 so I prefer Classic Rock, Country, 401k. 100% Paid Health/Life Ins. Office: 888-355-5228 Country Rock, Motown, Blues etc. Cell: 256-214-1948 Definitely not super heavy metal, punk, grunge, rap, etc. Last World’s 1st Healthy Energy worked with Rudy Mockabee for 3 Wanted: Studio Tech/Engineer Beverage for new commercial recording years and performed as a No Crash studio in South Huntsville. high-tech “singles act” (MIDI No Sugar Blues Partnership opportunities may & digital audio) as the house No Caffeine band for many local venues over be considered depending upon Only 24 calories and 6 g carbs dedication and experience. Call the years. I was the owner of Feel it in minutes-Lasts for Hours 256 714-7125. Marimac Music & Entertainment Get Off the Junk and Get on ACT! booking agency! I can sing lead www.getoffthejunk.com Wanted: Artist for multi-media or backup... team player. Call production studio, stained glass Johnny Mack 256-468-4233. experience preferred. Call 256 [email protected] 714-7125 Attractions years of decorative style from 1850 - 1950 featuring Noritake Porcelain. EARLYWORKS MUSEUM COMPLEX 404 Madison Street SE, Huntsville, 256-564-8100. GORHAM’S BLUFF Pisgah, 256-451-ARTS. The Gorham’s Bluff Institute is a non-profit organization dedicated to providing arts and cultural activities to Jackson County and Northeast Alabama. HARMONY PARK SAFARI 431 Clouds Cove Road, New Hope. 1-877-7ANIMAL. Drive through animal exhibits. Open March through November. HARRISON BROTHERS HARDWARE 124 Southside Square, Huntsville, 256-536-3631. Alabama’s oldest hardware store. HUNTSVILLE BOTANICAL GARDEN 4747 Bob Wallace Avenue, Huntsville, 256-830-4447. The 110-acre garden is open year-round. Summer Hours, Memorial Day through Labor Day: M-Sat, 9am-8pm; Sun, 1–8pm. www.hsvbg.org. THE VALLEY PLANET REAL ESTATE Reggae band looking for female back up Singer/Dancer Contact [email protected] 714-5089 HUNTSVILLE STARS Joe W. Davis Stadium, 3125 Leeman Ferry Rd, Huntsville, 256-882-2562. HUNTSVILLE HAVOC Professional Hockey, Eastern Hockey League. 700 Monroe Street. Huntsville, AL 35801 (256) 518-6160. THE LAND TRUST TRAILS Bankhead Pkwy., Huntsville, 256-534-LAND Year-round hiking on 547 acres of Monte Sano preserve. www.landtrust-hsv.org MONTE SANO STATE PARK 5015 Nolen Ave., Huntsville, 256-534-3757 SCI-QUEST 102-D Wynn Drive, Huntsville, 256-837-0606. An exciting hands-on science center. www.sci-quest.org US SPACE & ROCKET CENTER 1 Tranquility Base, Huntsville, 256-837-3400. Open 9am-5pm year round except for Thanksgiving, Christmas Eve and Day, and New Year’s Eve and Day. Admissions: Museum only – Adults $12 & Child 3-12 $8, www.spacecamp.com VON BRAUN CENTER 700 Monroe St. Huntsville, 256-533-1953. Check calendar for events. www.vonbrauncenter.com #051707060607 Enjoy all the conveniences of the Edgewater Community including lake access, pool, tennis, walking paths and more while living in this wonderful 2 story home with 4 bedrooms and over 2500 sq/ft of open living space. Upstairs master suite features dual walk-in closets, large glamour bath with whirlpool tub, skylights and double vanity. $239,900. Call Julie at 656-8454. Century 21 Steele & Associates. West Ridge Subdivision! Close to Providence schools and shopping, easy access to 72 and 565. Beautiful 2 story full brick home. Enjoy nature in your private park like backyard. Inside you’ll find 5 bedrooms including a large isolated master suite with trey ceiling, glamour bath and walk in closet, formal living and dining rooms, a family room and roomy eat-in kitchen. New carpet and paint throughout! Only $239,900. Call Julie at 6568454. Century 21 Steele & Associates. Drivers-Company. 2800 to 3200 miles/wk. Great home time. 70% drop & hook. No NYC, No touch, BCBS insurance. CDL-A and 1 year experience. 866 735-7539 THE WEEDEN HOUSE 300 Gates Avenue SE, Huntsville, 256-536-7718 ARS NOVA SCHOOL OF THE ARTS 7908C Charlotte Drive, Huntsville, 256-883-1105. www.arsnovahsv.com ARTS COUNCIL, THE 700 Monroe street, Suite 2 Huntsville AL 35081, 256-519-2787 www.artshuntsville.org BROADWAY THEATRE LEAGUE 700 Monroe St. Suite 410, Huntsville (all performances held at Von Braun Center) 256-518-6155. www.btleague.org FANTASY PLAYHOUSE CHILDREN’S THEATRE 3312 Long Avenue SW, Huntsville, 256-539-6829 FLYING MONKEY ARTS CENTER 2211 Seminole Drive, Huntsville, 256-489-7000 Flying Monkey Arts Center is a not for profit community arts collective that encourages, supports and promotes the arts. www.flyingmonk eyarts.org FOOTLIGHTS COMMUNITY THEATER 302 Hoffman St. Athens, 256-216-0903 www.footlightstheater.org [email protected] VOLUME 5, ISSUE 7 HUNTSVILLE BALLET COMPANY 800 Regal Drive SW, Huntsville, 256-539-0961 HUNTSVILLE COMMUNITY CHORUS 3312 Long Avenue, Fantasy Arts Center, Huntsville, 256-533-6606 HUNTSVILLE SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA North Side Von Braun Center, Huntsville 256-5394818. LOWE MILL 2211 Seminole Dr., Huntsville, Art, Music, Film and Poetry. See Calendar for Event Dates M.B.D.T. MAYES BLACK DANCE THEATRE 2419 Oakwood Ave. NW Suite #F Huntsville, “Where We Do Everything Creatively’ 256-698-5987 RENAISSANCE THEATRE AT LINCOLN CENTER 1214 Meridian Street N, Huntsville, 256-536-3434. www.renaissancetheatre.net THEATRE HUNTSVILLE Business Office. 1701 University Dr, Suite 1, Huntsville, 256-536-0807. www.theatrehsv.org. THE WHOLE BACKSTAGE THEATRE 1120 Rayburn Avenue, Guntersville, Alabama, 256582-7469 Have Fun! WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM 27