Round 1 - God Hates Charades

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LETS PRINT
☑ Download this pdf.
☐ Sneak into a nearby office building with at
least 14 sheets of 8.5 x 11 inch paper.You
can use the plain paper, but you have that
friend... the one who reads backwards
through translucent paper. Grab 80lb paper
or better, and don’t invite that guy next time.
☐ Print this PDF making sure the Scale is
100% so you get the right size cards. Dont
take too long or they’ll catch you. If they do,
beg for forgiveness and offer to print them a
copy too.
☐ Slice up the cards, for legal reasons we
recommend safety scissors. They wont
cut your 80lb paper, and they wont hurt your
delicate digits.
☐ Keep 'em safe! They’re poker card size, so
grab a box of poker cards, toss them and
write GOD HATES CHARADES in sharpie.
That’s what we’d do.
LETS PLAY
What
is
this?
What
are
the
rules?
God Hates Charades is a game where
players act out vile scenes in the form of
thirty seconds act outs.
The only rule is you can’t say anything
printed on your Actor or Scenario card.
Players receive points when a guesser
guesses their scene. And guessers
receive points for guessing.
The first player to seven points wins.
What
do
I
do
when
its
my
turn?
When it’s your turn, draw two Actor and
Scenario cards. Now combine an Actor
and Scenario card to make a Scene.
You will have fifteen seconds to pick your
Scene. Discard the Actor and Scenario
card that you didn’t choose.
If someone guesses the Scene, you
score a point by keeping the Actor card.
You give them the Scenario card
because they guessed correctly.
If time runs out. Discard both of the
cards in your hand. Nobody gets points.
God wins.
SYLVESTER STALLONE
MARILYN MONROE
MICHAEL J FOX
godhatescharades.com
HULK HOGAN
JACK NICHOLSON
GOD
CLINT EASTWOOD
BILL COSBY
THE DEVIL
BARACK OBAMA
ELTON JOHN
HITLER
LADY GAGA
BATMAN
KERMIT THE FROG
BILL MURRAY
SHERLOCK HOLMES
WOLVERINE
YODA
JEFF GOLDBLUM
GOB BLUTH
CHUCK NORRIS
SHAQ
THE POPE
ALF
BART SIMPSON
BIG BIRD
COUNT DRACULA
E.T.
JABBA THE HUTT
JIMMY STEWART
MICKEY MOUSE
R2D2
SPIDERMAN™
SUPERMAN
WEREWOLF
GRUMPY CAT
PRINCE
A TROLL
BEETLEJUICE
COBRA COMMANDER
BARBIE
HE-MAN
A BOSS
SHREDDER
A GARDEN GNOME
CHARLIE BROWN
ANNE FRANK
MADONNA
NICHOLAS CAGE
FEEDING CATS TO AN ATM.
WEARING OUT THE
BATTERY IN THEIR
VIBRATOR.
EATING PUSSY WITH A BIB
ON.
DROPPING AN IPHONE
INTO THE TOILET.
BEING A TROLL.
MAKING LOVE TO A BLOW
UP DOLL.
DOING THE “SINGLE LADIES”
DANCE.
GETTING HIT IN THE JUNK
BY FOOTBALL.
GETTING A LOBOTOMY.
GETTING STRIPPED
SEARCHED.
WALKING IN ON THEIR
SPOUSE SLEEPING WITH
THEIR BEST FRIEND.
TRYING TO FIT INTO PANTS
THAT ARE TOO SMALL.
BANGING AWAY THE PAIN.
PRACTICING EDGING.
BEING SWORN IN AS
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
STATES.
HUNTING A HUMAN BEING.
GETTING A PROSTATE
EXAM.
GETTING CATFISHED.
FINDING THE MEANING OF
LIFE.
TRYING TO REMEMBER THE
LYRICS TO TINY DANCER.
COMPLAINING THAT MTV
DOESN'T PLAY MUSIC
VIDEOS.
THINKS A HEADLINE FROM
THE ONION IS REAL.
AUDITIONING FOR THE
ROLE OF A DEAD BODY ON
LAW AND ORDER.
TAKING ALL THE CREDIT
FOR A GROUP PROJECT.
ACCIDENTALLY PICKING UP
A PROSTITUTE.
DISPOSING OF A BODY.
HAVING MULTIPLE
ORGASMS AT WORK.
PUTTING THEIR KITTENS
HEAD INTO THEIR MOUTH.
TRAVELING BACK IN TIME
TO ASSASSINATE HITLER.
TALKING ABOUT THE
VASTNESS OF THE
UNIVERSE WHILE HIGH.
GETTING PLASTIC SURGERY
TO LOOK LIKE JOHN
TRAVOLTA.
RECITING THEIR POEM.
HAVING TOO MUCH FUN AT
A GLORY HOLE.
ENSLAVING A RACE.
BEING DIGITALLY ADDED
INTO THE STAR WARS
CANTINA SCENE.
STEALING THE
DECLARATION OF
INDEPENDENCE.
IS CHOSEN TO PARTICIPATE
IN THE HUNGER GAMES.
STARRING IN A GRITTY
ADAPTATION OF THE
LITTLE MERMAID.
PITCHING A MUSICAL
REMAKE OF SCHINDLER'S
LIST.
FUCKING JAMES FRANCO.
STARTS A SEX CULT.
WALKING IN ON UNCLE
JESSE AND JOEY MAKING
OUT.
EXPLAINING THE PLOT TO
THE MOVIE GREMLINS.
ACCIDENTALLY AGREEING
WITH A RACIST.
GETTING ADDICTED TO DIET
PILLS AND HAVING A
FREAKOUT.
EXPLAINING WHAT YOLO
MEANS TO AN OLD
PERSON.
ASKING THE LIBRARIAN
WHERE THE 'THE BABYSITTERS CLUB' BOOKS ARE
KEPT.
FARTING AND WALKING
AWAY.
PAINTING A PICTURE OF
VIGO THE CARPATHIAN.
TAKING A SHIT AND
REALIZING THERE ISN'T
ANY TOILET PAPER.

Round 1 - God Hates Charades

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