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THE INDEPENDENT STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSIT Y OF PENNSYLVANIA online at thedp.com FRIDAY, AUGUST 30, 2013 Save the stoli season preview COCKROACH ROBOT A case against tossing Russian vodka BACK PAGE Read about cool engineering research projects. PAGE 4 PAGE 2 Gutmann’s compensation exceeds $2 million Penn’s Million Dollar Club: 2011 Compensation Ralph Muller CEO, Health System Arthur Rubenstein Former Executive Vice President, Health System; former dean, Med School Gutmann’s compensation is almost 12 times greater than the average full professor’s pay in 2010-2011 BY SETH ZWEIFLER Senior Staff Writer Amy Gutmann Penn President Amy Gutmann has officially joined the $2-million club. Gutmann received a $2,091,764 compensation package in 2011, according to the University’s most recent tax filing. That total marks the first time that her compensation, long a mong t he t op ranks of private univer sit y pr e sident s , h a s su r p a s s e d t he $2-million mark. Gut m a n n’s 2 011 compensation comes as a 43-percent hike from the $1,462,742 she earned in 2010 — the largest calendar year salary bump she has received throughout her presidency. Much of that increase was due to her base salary growth, which rose from $914,724 in 2010 to $1,078,016 in 2011. Apart from a slight drop in compensation in 2009, Gutmann’s sal- President Michael Sean Grady Charles Harrison Frazier Professor of Neurosurgery Garry Scheib Chief Operating Officer, Health System Kristin Gilbertson Former Chief Investment Officer Paul Marcotte Surgeon, associate professor of neurosurgery William C. Welch Vice Chair, Department of Neurosurgery Peter Quinn Senior Vice President, Health System Abraham Shaked Director, Penn Transplant Institute Joseph Serletti Chief, Division of Plastic Surgery Kevin Mahoney Senior Vice President and Chief Administrative Officer, Health System Elizabeth Johnston Executive Director, Clinical Practices Keith Kasper Senior Vice President and Chief Financial Officer, Health System ary has increased steadily since she came to the helm at Penn. Her 2011 package marks a more than 170 -percent increase from the $767,030 she received in the 2005 fiscal year, her first year at the University. Because of lag times in Internal Revenue Ser v ice repor ting requirements, 2011 is the most recent year for which Penn’s compensation totals are available. Compensation data for each Ivy League institution in 2011 is not yet available, but Gutmann has in SEE COMPENSATION PAGE 9 President Amy Gutmann’s compensation over the years $2,091,764 $1,321,040 $1,462,742 $1,367,004 2008 2009 2010 2011 Penn China Center gets approval The Penn Wharton China Center was originally supposed to open in early 2013 but has been delayed BY TVISI RAVI Staff Writer Penn is finally on its way to open a center in China — now set for January 2015. O ver t he su m mer, t he Universit y completed a ll necessary registration with the Chinese gover nment , including obtaining a business license, for the Penn China Center. The center was or ig i na l ly supposed to be ready for use early this year, but was delayed because of uncertainty in securing a location and donations. T he Ch i na Cent er has been an ongoing collabo ration between President A my Gutmann, Vice Provost Vincent Price and all 12 school deans for the past two years. “Penn is deeply commit- ted to its engagement in China,” Gutmann said in a press release. Penn has over 15,000 alumni in Asia, and in May, Gutmann travelled to Hong Kong to host an alumni event. The current timeline for the project includes finding a permanent building for the center by the next month. M a n a g i ng D i r e c t or o f the China Center Jef frey Bernstein added that the University is looking for a site that will include “some classrooms, study rooms, staff areas and a reception area,” among other things. Negotiation for a site is already in process. The idea for the center came about in light of China's growing economy and Penn’s growing presence in China. “Penn is already doing a lot in China, but it has not been institutionalized,” Ber nstein said. “ Tr ue to Penn’s ver y cautious ap proach and concern about qua l it y, we a re t a k i ng a SEE BEIJING PAGE 3 Priscilla de Gachons/DP File Photo The Penn Wharton China Center in Beijing is a project that President Gutmann has worked on with other senior administrators for the past two years. Funding cuts damage research Memorial service Researchers may have to end life-saving enterprises due to lack of monetary support BY WILL MARBLE Staff Writer For researchers today, perfect isn’t good enough. “Even w ith a per fect score, in a highly competitive world, we're still being cut,” Chris Hunter said. “Even if you get a perfect score, that doesn't mean you get what you ask for or what they recommend.” Hunter, the chair of the Department of Pathobiology in the School of Veterinary Medicine, reapplied for a grant that has funded six graduate students in his lab for over 15 years. Despite receiving the highest score possible on the grant application, the National Institutes of Health grant was cut and can now fund only five students. Hunter ’s stor y is far from unique. Nearly six months after a package of massive automatic spending cuts to the federal budget — known as the sequester — went into effect, the scientific community is feeling the squeeze. Stopping the bleeding R esea rch at Penn is heav ily relia nt on federal funding, which constituted 82 percent of the University’s $874 million in research grants in fiscal year 2012. Over half of research awards come from the Department of Health and Human Services, which oversees the The top three things you need to know about the (serious lack of) research funding: Want to apply for a grant? Get ready for a rewrite. The National Institutes of Health is so tight on money that it will only fund grants that have been reviewed, revised and resubmitted, so break out the red pens. Private grants can't make up the difference. As one of our very own grad students, Shaun O'Brien, said, "There's no stockholder that's going to … give you $100 million to throw down the drain, no strings attached." All is not lost. People pushing for funding say Congress is slowly coming around — but don't expect it to change anytime soon. Progress is moving at a "glacial pace," Dawn Deitch of Penn's government office said. SEE FUNDING PAGE 6 Editorial (215) 898-6585 • Business (215) 898-6581 Visit us online at theDP.com for Wendy Shung to be held Saturday The service will be at Chinese Christian Church and Center, 1101 Vine St. in Chinatown BY HARRY COOPERMAN Staff Writer A memorial service will be held this weekend for second-year Graduate School of Education student Wendy Shung, who died Aug. 19. The service will be held at 6:30 p.m. on Saturday, at the Chinese Christian Church and Center in Chinatown at 1101 Vine St. A collection will be taken for Shung’s family at the service. Students received word of Shung’s death in an email sent to former Hill College House resi- dents on Monday. Her death was ruled a suicide by the Philadelphia Medical Examiner’s Office. While at Penn, Shung was president of GSE’s student government and a graduate advisor at Hill. In May, she received a Master of Science in Education. Over the summer, she began a program by which she could obtain a Master of Philosophy and become a licensed professional counselor. Before Penn, she received her bachelor’s degree in mechanical engineering and biomedical engineering from Carnegie Mellon University. Anyone who has any questions about the upcoming memorial service should contact Maria Kim, one of Shung’s friends from Carnegie Mellon, at myk28@ n drexel.edu. Send story ideas to [email protected] Page 2 Friday, August 30, 2013 ne ws The Daily Pennsylvanian We know what you engineered last summer RHex Inspired by the six-legged indestructible cockroach, RHex is a robot that can jump, flip and climb, exhibiting a key set of behaviors known as parkour behaviors. Created in engineering professor Daniel Koditschek's lab with the help of both graduate and undergraduate researchers, RHex is important because of its ability to handle diverse types of terrain, from rocky to sandy. RHex could one day be sent to sites with too much radiation for humans, to war zones and even to outer space. Wax Cell Phone Chip Milo Martin, associate professor of computer and information science at the School of Engineering and Applied Science, and his students worked to create models for a wax cell phone chip. Cell phones are more commonly used for short bursts of time to check texts or email, so including wax in cell phone chips takes advantage of the way phones are used. The wax allows the chip to do ‘sprints,’ meaning that it can remain hotter for longer than it would normally be able to. This way a smaller chip can do more work. When the user puts the phone away and the chip can stop ‘sprinting,’ the wax allows the heat to be released more slowly — meaning the phone won't be as hot. While the chips that Martin, his students and the University of Michigan collaborators are now building are currently experimental, they hope to someday make it commercial. Nanocrystals Nanocrystals are mysterious, governed by both the laws of quantum mechanics and Newtonian physics. But Engineering professors Christopher Murray and Cherie Kagan have begun to understand these tiny particles more, so that they now can directly control how the crystals are arranged. This may have a big impact on the future, as being able to control the nanocrystalline structures might allow scientists to "program matter" for custom uses. Imagine a circuit powered by light instead of electricity. Engineering professor Nader Engheta Engheta founded a field based around this idea of optical circuitry, called metatronics. This new technology consists of nanochips made of synthetic materials called metamaterials, that have the characteristics of electric circuits, but instead of conducting electricity, they conduct light. Engheta, as part of a team that included Engineering professor Cherie Kagan, experimentally confirmed that these circuits can work in the same wavelength as telecommunications, opening vast possibilities for information to be transferred more quickly and at a higher bandwidth. Photos from top to bottom: courtesy of Aaron Johnson, Amanda Suarez, courtesy of Christopher Murray Kagan Metatronics Graphic by Brenda Wang, Emily deLisle and Zoe Goldberg Ne ws The Daily Pennsylvanian Penn opted against campus in Beijing BEIJING from page 1 more deliberate approach.” The center w ill prov ide many resources, including teaching students who study abroad, creating more internship and job opportunities, allowing professors to do more extensive research and helping to strengthen Penn’s brand in China. “The center must be useful for our mission at Penn a n d W h a r t o n ,” D i r e c t o r of the Penn China Center John Zhang said. “It has to be something that can really ref lect the value that we stand for and the brand name we have in China.” Unlike other U.S. colleges, such as Duke University and New York University, Penn will not be offering a degree program in China, nor will it build a campus there. “For Penn to offer a degree program in China, you do have to tea m up w it h someone else, and you lose control over your branding. You lose control over what you can teach and the kind of degree that those people will get,” Zhang said. Vice Provost for Global Initiatives Ezekiel Emanuel stat- ed that having global campuses is not something that the University wishes to pursue anywhere, and not just in China. “We are in the education a nd r ese a r ch busi ness ,” Emanuel said. “Not in the real estate business.” For now, Bernstein and Zhang continue to work with University officials to finalize and approve budget plans, find a permanent site and redesign it. ‑“We’ve been working on this for a long time to define what the center is like and why we need to go there,” Zhang said. “It’s a huge effort, especially when you do something in a totally different environment, but at this point, it looks like everything is falling into place.” Friday, August 30, 2013 Page 3 HOT NEW PENN GEAR tanks, tees, hats, sweatpants, novelty items, etc. Available at: Quaker Corner 117 Williams Hall www.pennstudentagencies.com 15% off Bring this ad into Quaker Corner for 15% off any one item in the store! 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(215) 440-1184 PHILADELPHIA UPenn Daily Pennsylvanian Friday, 8/30 2col(3.558)x7 Always lock your doors Do not leave valuable items in plain view, especially when you are not home Do not leave rst oor windows or windows that are easily accessible open when you leave your residence If you leave bicycles or other property on your porch, make sure it is properly secured DO NOT secure bicycles to wooden porch fences www.publicsafety.upenn.edu www.theDP.com/multimedia THE DAILY PENNSYLVANIAN PAGE 4 friday, august 30, 2013 Opinion The invisible hand VOL. CXXIX, NO. 67 The Independent Student Newspaper of the University of Pennsylvania 129th Year of Publication JENNIFER SUN, Executive Editor ELLEN FRIERSON, Managing Editor JULIE XIE, Managing Editor STEVEN JAFFE, Opinion Editor HUIZHONG WU, Campus News Editor SARAH SMITH, City News Editor GLENN SHRUM, General Assignments Editor JENNY LU, Copy Editor JENNIFER YU, Copy Editor AMANDA SUAREZ, News Photo Editor CAROLYN LIM, Sports Photo Editor LUKE CHEN, Photo Manager MIKE TONY, Senior Sports Editor JOHN PHILLIPS, Sports Editor STEVEN TYDINGS, Sports Editor IAN WENIK, Sports Editor HAILEY EDELSTEIN, News Design Editor MICHELE OZER, News Design Editor CAROLYN LYE, Sports Design Editor KYLE BRYCE-BORTHWICK, Video Producer MELISSA HONG, Business Manager GIANNI MASCIOLI, Finance Manager TAYLOR CULLIVER, Advertising Manager BETSY MODAYIL, Credit Manager GAUTAM NARASIMHAN, Marketing Manager THIS ISSUE FIONA GLISSON, Web Producer ALLISON RESNICK, Associate Copy Editor ZOE GOLDBERG, Associate Graphics Editor Want advice from the columnists? Email it to [email protected] and look out for their responses, coming soon on thedp.com/opinion. Sam Sherman is a College sophomore from Marblehead, Mass. His email address is [email protected]. Summer of our discontent Sorry to be Kurt | The reason you won’t see me dumping Russian vodka down the drain anytime soon T he gay and lesbian community has been dumping Russian vodka this summer to protest a curtailment of rights in that country. But are those efforts going down the drain along with the vodka? Recently, Russian President Vladimir Putin signed several anti-gay bills into law. One essentially criminalizes any pro-gay publication as propaga nda. A nother a llows gays, lesbians or allies to be arrested and detained for up to two weeks. Finally, Russian-born children can no longer be adopted by gay couples or in any country that allows gay marriage. As far as I can tell, these developments went largely unnoticed in the U.S. until a polemic op-ed by Harvey Fierstein was published in The New York Times calling for a boycott of the 2014 Winter Olympic Games in Sochi, Russia. Subsequently, Queer Nation called for a worldwide boycott of Russian vodka, and the #dumpstoli meme was born. So why vodka specifically? Well, Russia is famous for its vodka and anyone who’s listened to drink orders at Woody’s k nows that gays have a proclivity for it. ‘‘ Parties where people buy Russian vodka only to then pour it out are absurd.” But the notion of pouring out already purchased Russian vodka is a bit silly. Parties where people buy Russian vodka only to then pour it out are absurd — the money has already gone to the manufacturers. While the boycott has succeeded in raising awareness, the philosophy of it is misguided —the logic employed by the supporters is that you stop buying Russian vodka because that will squeeze the Russian government and coerce it to change its policies. Let’s think about that for a second. Exports of vodka account for a miniscule fraction of Russian GDP — more than half of which comes from natural resources. Is it realistic to think that Putin or members of the Duma are going to care about the boycott? The people that end up getting hurt are the owners of Russian vodka companies. Yes, some of these people are rich and may have some influence in Russia. But past experience has shown that having wealth does not ex- empt you from potentially dubious prosecution in Russia. Is it fair of us to demand that Val Mendeleev, the CEO of Stolichnaya Vodka, put his freedom on the line to protect his company and speak out for gay rights? E ven if Va l Mendeleev were anti-gay — and based on a recent open letter he wrote, there’s good reason to think he isn’t — I wouldn’t support the boycott of Stoli. As a gay man I don’t mind eating at Chick-fil-A even though the chairman S. Truett Cathy gives money to antigay causes. Do I agree with him? Of course not. But I fully support the freedom in our country that allows him to waste his money on whatever cause he wants — even if it’s one that potentially would have a negative impact on my life. On top of that, we don’t know the political views or causes supported by the vast majority of brands or producers that we buy products from. How do I know that the proprietor at a mom and pop shop doesn’t devote his spare time to taking away my rights? So when should we be using our “dollar votes” to exert influence? Boycotts should be re served for when the production or manufacture of the product itself involves something that we object to. The classic example would be the boycott of tuna that was fished in a way that killed millions of dolphins. The boycott successf ully changed the purchasing practices of the three largest tuna companies in the world. Another clear example would be manufacturing that involves child labor — boycotting products produced with child labor could force the companies to reconsider their labor policies. Kurt Mitman Of course we should do something about the loss of rights in Russia. But instead of dumping vodka, maybe we should be trying to get President Obama or Secretary Kerry to engage with Putin on the issue, instead of shutting down lines of communication. Until then, I’ll still drink my Stoli and chow down at Chick-fil-A and be happy that I live in a country where we have the freedom to do so. Kurt Mitman is a 7th-year doctoral student from McLean, Va. Email him at kurt.mitman@ gmail.com or follow him @SorryToBeKurt. “Sorry To Be Kurt” appears every Friday. That’s so Asian The Casual Observer | All too often, society fails to appropriately toe the line between comedy and racism G row ing up, I was always told wa l k i ng away was better than p ut t i n g u p a fight. When I encountered Asian stereotyping — sometimes bordering on racism — I would ignore it, trying to be a model for “words will never hurt me.” But last week, a movie I stumbled upon while on a long transatlantic flight made me realize the fatal flaw of my aloof attitude. I started watching “21 and Over,” thinking that it would be another trashy comedy that I would get some decent laughs out of; I was wrong. The movie focuses on two friends, Casey and Miller, who are taking their old buddy from high school, Jeff, out for his 21st birthday, which happens to be the day before Jeff’s important medical school interview. As you can already guess, Jeff has to be Asian — duh. I ended up staring blankly at the screen while the movie played. Instead of laughing, I was horrified by what ended up being such a one-dimensional depiction of an AsianAmerican in 2013. You’d think that we would have come a long way since the infamous Long Duk Dong from “Sixteen Candles” of 1984. But in some ways, Jeff from “21 and Over” is just a modernized version of Long Duk Dong who speaks good English. Coming from a few generations of doctors, Jeff is a pre-med student (of course). He is shown as a weak-willed student who only does what his parents want him to do — study science diligently and go to medical school — and who struggles to “enjoy” life. As viewers, we aren’t laughing with Jeff. Instead, we’re laughing at him as he strug- gles to handle his alcohol (that’s so Asian, right?), passes out and is thrown from the third story of a building as his friends try to get him home. Of course, Hollywood creates a stereotypical version of Jeff’s dad to vilify — here, the soul-crushing, stern Asian father who keeps his son on track to be a doctor with intimidation. When Jeff reveals to his friends towards the end that he doesn’t want to be premed anymore, they help him gather the courage to tell his father, who eventually retreats like a defeated villain only after Jeff’s friend Miller punches him for rejecting his son’s lack of interest in medicine. The movie pits “Asian culture” against “American culture,” with American values ultimately emerging “victorious.” Of course, some claim the movie was just trying to be funny — and maybe I do just need to learn to enjoy life like Jeff — but is it fair to allow a movie to subtly ingrain racist stereotypes into its viewers? ‘‘ In some ways, Jeff from ‘21 and Over’ is just a modernized version of Long Duk Dong.” This July, the band Day Above Ground released a song, “Asian Girlz.” While the band would later say “We are not racist,” dismissing the song as a joke, a good chunk of the lyrics are a laundry list of stereotypically Asian things. How many times can society get away with labeling racism as comedy? Clearly, our views of AsianAmericans are still archaic and undeveloped. If other minorities can have developed characters — think Kurt from “Glee” or Sophia from “Orange is the New Black” — why can’t Asian-Americans? If you look at Penn’s Asian student body, we may embody some of the stereotypes, but we also show how wrong they can be. We really don’t look alike, we aren’t all just biology or BBB majors, some of us dance and sing and some of us even write for the school newspaper. So what can we do to address pervasive stereotyping? According to Jerry Liu, a 2013 Penn graduate and currently a web producer at a Philadelphia TV station, preventing more entertainment like “21 and Over” requires a two-fold approach. Standing up against stereotypical portrayals of Asian- Your VoicE CONTACT HAVE YOUR OWN OPINION? Write us! The DP encourages guest submissions from the Penn community. Submissions can be up to 700 words long. The DP reserves the right to edit for accuracy, clarity, grammar and DP style. The DP does not guarantee publication of any submission. Send submissions to Opinion Editor Steven Jaffe at [email protected] or 4015 Walnut St. By mail or in-person: By phone: 4015 Walnut St. Philadelphia, PA 19104 Monday-Friday, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. News/Editorial: (215) 898-6585 Advertising: (215) 898-6581 Fax: (215) 898-2050 Follow us on our new Twitter account: @dailypennoped Robert Hsu Americans alone isn’t enough. “We also need [to] support Asian-Americans who want to take the dive into … nonstereotypical Asian activities,” he told me. My epiphany on my flight made me realize the danger of my apathy towards Asian stereotyping in everyday life. Relying on stereotypes for a punch line isn’t funny, it’s lazy. And so is failing to speak out. Robert Hsu is a College and Wharton junior from Novi, Mich. His email address is rohsu@ sas.upenn.edu. Follow him @ mrroberthsu. “The Casual Observer” appears every other Friday. The DP wants to ensure that all content is accurate and be transparent about any inaccuracies. If you have a comment or question about the fairness or accuracy of any content in the print or online editions, please email [email protected]. Ne ws The Daily Pennsylvanian Friday, August 30, 2013 Page 5 Penn offers online math course to high schools The initiative reaches nine high schools, including Friends Select School in Philadelphia BY BRYCE ARBOUR Staff Writer S t ud e nt s at n i ne h ig h schools will have access to a Penn professor and teaching assistants as part of a new Massive Open Online Course initiative which begins this school year. The initiative, announced by Provost Vincent Price, will offer math courses to seniors at d i f ferent hig h schools across the country. The schools include the F r iends Select School i n Philadelphia, the Middlesex County Academy of Science in New Jersey and Stanford Online High School in California, among others. “We have teamed up with nine high schools for them to use Rob Ghrist’s Coursera Single Variable Calculus course in their 12th grade Calculus courses,” Edward R ock , Pen n’s d i rector of open course initiatives, said in an email. The online offering will not completely replace the schools’ existing Calculus courses but rather supplement them. The plan is to offer Coursera as a teaching tool for high school teachers. “In these courses, I will not be actively teaching the [high school] teachers w ill use my lectures and materials in a ‘f lipped’ or ‘blended’ setting,” said Professor Robert Ghrist, who teaches math and engineering at Penn, in an email. “ T he st udent s w i l l get individualized instruction [from their teacher], but using a Penn professor for the lectures. A Penn TA w ill b e a ssist i ng t he cl a sses through online forums, as per Coursera,” he added. Ghrist indicated that this program is being instituted as a crucial improvement to existing Advanced Placement calculus courses. “I — and many other professors — a m f r ustrated with how poorly the AP Calc u lus pr og r a m pr epa r es students for math,” Ghrist said. “I have created this on l i ne ver sion of M AT H 104 to help ‘undo’ the damage that the AP curriculum does.” However, online course offerings like this are not common nationwide, nor are they expected to become prevalent in the near future. This pilot will run throughout t he 2 013 -2 014 school year and will be evaluated nine months from now. “I doubt that this will become widespread,” Ghrist sa id. “ This is a n ex per iment. 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Domino’s Pizza ® and the modular logo are registered trademarks of Domino’s IP Holder LLC. DM1414 Page 6 Friday, August 30, 2013 Private grants can’t fill funding gap FuNDING from page 1 NIH, one of the sequester’s hardest-hit agencies. Recent headlines have proclaimed doomsday scenarios for scientific competitiveness in the United States. A survey of scientists in the United States, released Thursday by the American Society for Bio- chemistry and Molecular Biology, found that 64 percent of scientists with grants in 2010 had their funding decreased since then. University administrators nonetheless remain optimistic about the state of research at Penn. “Sponsored research at Penn, I’m proud to say, remains very robust,” Provost Vincent Price said. But still, he added, "The environment for sponsored research has been challenging, particular in the National Institutes for Health, and much of Penn’s research draws f rom the NIH.” ! ebocoakfe c a f n g us o itedo Findbook.com/wh face ne ws The University is working to find new ways to monetize research to blunt the impact of federal cuts. Especially in late-stage medical and pharmaceutical research, corporate partnerships can be a bountiful source of scarce research dollars. And researchers have been applying for more grants from nonprofit foundations. “Everyone's trying to diversify. Applying to foundations, applying for cancer money, money from asthma, money from the Lupus Foundation,” Hunter said. “Everyone's been working twice Join u s fo and im r our new HAPP proved Y from HOUR 5-7p m as hard.” The near-consensus, however, is that corporate and foundation support may slow the bleeding, but it can’t heal the wound. Much of the University’s research portfolio consists of basic scientific research, several steps (and many years) away from lucrative industry opportunity. “In the present environment … a large company, especially by needing to be responsive to stockholders, isn't able to do far-upstream research,” Vice Provost for Research Dawn Bonnell said. “It used to be, 20 years ago, there was a pipeline … and they don't have the ability to do that any longer.” The model for privatelysp on sor e d r e se a r c h h a s changed, w ith companies now investing less in basic research. Nowadays, companies are more hesitant to support basic research and want to be “more actively involved in how the research progresses," she added. Another shortfall of private sponsorships is that they often do not include the same level of overhead support that federal grants provide — which was up to 60 percent of the grant amount — and non-governmental grants are The Daily Pennsylvanian often only a fraction of the size of federal awards. Although the University is facing significant cuts overall, there is at least one school that calls itself "sort of a happy story." “Our research expenditures have been going up over the past few years with significant growth,” said Kathleen Stebe, deputy dean for research in the School of Engineering and Applied Science. “Our portfolios are diversified over federal agencies, industry, private funds, and none of them are drawn from any one particular sector." 'The work will stop' Ben Abella, a doctor who resea rches resuscit ation techniques for patients whose hearts stop, often gets unexpected phone calls from all over the country asking about the techniques he has developed. “About three or four years ago, I got a call from Iraq,” he said in his office Thursday morning. An army officer had found Abella’s number on the internet, and frantically called him when one of his soldiers went into cardiac arrest. Abella quickly explained to the officer what to do to prevent death and permanent brain damages from setting in. And it worked. “The soldier made a full recovery," he said. “It's probably the longest distance health care I've ever delivered.” Abella, the vice chair of research in the Department of Emergency Medicine at the Hospital of the University of Pennsylvania, is now at risk of having to shut down some of his life-saving research operations. He estimates that he receives about one-half to two-thirds of his funding from the NIH. One of his largest projects focuses on CPR tra ining in the community, and has already demonstrated lifesaving results, according to surveys he administers to study participants. However, the type of grant that funded the research has been eliminated from the NIH’s repertoire, leaving Abella with few options. “It will literally be impossible,” he said. “Unless we are able to repackage our work into different formats that will be interesting for other parts of the NIH, the work will stop.” Abigail Cohen, the assistant dean for research in the School of Nursing, also said there were significant research undertakings that have been cut due to a loss of sponsorship from the NIH, and opportunities for new faculty have dwindled because generally only grant applications that have already been submitted and rev ised at least once are getting funding. “The rookies are going to have a much harder time,” she said. “They're going to have to go twice because everyone else has to go twice.” Advocating for a cure Staff at the University’s Washington office routinely meet with Congress members and their staff to persuade them of the importance of research funding to institutions of higher education and the economy as a whole. The process, however, moves “almost like a glacial pace,” Director of the Office of Government and Community Affairs Dawn Deitch said. The Penn Science Policy group, spearheaded by graduate students in biomedical sciences, has also undertaken initiatives to promote science funding. Group members met with staffers from Sen. Pat Toomey’s office over the summer. “We're just trying to raise the engagement of faculty and students on campus because last January, a lot of people didn't know what was going on,” Shaun O’Brien, a sixthyear immunology graduate student, said in reference to the “fiscal cliff” that first introduced the sequester. “I've never been involved in advocacy before,” Abella said of the meeting with Toomey staffers. "I've just kept my nose in the grandstand of biomedical research. But I can't stay silent.” ated, Renov Apts. y l w e N ed 1st urnish Fully F September ble Availa ed at Locat ut Street hestn 40 0 0 C serving Philadelphia for 25 years! 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The waitlist will expire every year on June 30, he said, and will be repopulated each year during registration. Each year, students will be placed on the waitlist in the order that they register for the school. Students who were on the waitlist before July 1 of this year will retain their place in the future ahead of students who register later. Gallard said the school district will officially communicate the decision to residents by sending a letter to parents of students on the waitlist to see whether they wish to remain on the list. “We want to make sure that we have the same practices in all our schools,” Gallard said. “There were a lot of things in Penn Alexander that were different from all of our other schools.” The new system w ill m at c h s y st e m s at ot he r schools in the district with waitlists, such as J.R. Mast er ma n H ig h School a nd Central High School. A n employee who answered the phone at Penn Alexander declined to comment on the cha nge. She gave declined to give her full name, identif y ing herself only as Mrs. Johnson. The West Philly Local report's sole source was Terrilyn McCormick, chair of Pen n A lex a nder 's School Advisor y Council. McCorm ic k d id not r esp ond t o messages left on her home phone over a period of two days. T he a lt erat ion is Pen n A le x a nd er 's se c ond t h i s year — the school suddenly changed to a lottery system on Jan. 18 af ter its f irstcome, f i rst-ser ve system caused parents to line up days in advance to register their children for k indergarten. In Januar y, school of f i- cials made the announcement the Friday night before Penn A lexander 's of f icial registration date as parents lined Locust Street, some huddled in tents and others clustered around small t or ches t o b e at t he cold weather. Later in the night, Gallard himself came down to the school to speak to the parents and take questions. Even before the Jan. 18 lottery change, Penn Alexander's admissions policies had sparked ire. In 2011, the school announced it would no longer accept all students Amanda Suarez/DP File Photo within its geographical zone due to overcrowding. The Parents line up outside Penn Alexander School in January before the system following October, parents changed to a lottery. The school’s admissions policies have long drawn ire. submitted a petition w ith over 450 signatures to the crowding. the University decided to Pen n ad m i n i st r at ion a r Penn currently provides fund an additional kinderg uing that the University $1,330 per student to Penn garten class. should take a more active Alexander — a total of about Staff writer Bryce Arbour role i n solv i ng t he over - $700,000 per year. Last year, contributed reporting. 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In addition to our annual spring show, we perform extensively outside of Penn at events such as a reception at President Amy Gutmann’s house for Madeleine Albright. Sunday 9/1, 8PM-11PM or Monday 9/2, 7PM-12AM, IGT on the stage Counterparts Counterparts is UPenn’s premier co-ed a cappella group. Musically, the group focuses on jazz and soulful pop, with its origins rooted in the vocal jazz tradition. Famous alumni include John Legend (CP ‘99) and Kate Jennings Grant (CP ‘92). Sunday 9/1, 6PM-12AM or Monday 9/2, 6PM-12AM, Bishop White Room (Houston Hall 217) Full Measure Full Measure is Penn’s premier Christian a cappella group that seeks to not only sing Christian songs but to spread the Gospel on Penn campus and the West Philly area. Sunday 9/1, 6:30PM-11:45PM or Monday 9/2, 7PM-12AM, Williams P4 Off the Beat Off The Beat is Penn’s premier modern pop/rock co-ed a cappella group. OTB has won over 25 CARA awards and records a new album every year. Check us out on Facebook, Twitter, offthebeat.net or on iTunes! Sunday 9/1, 12PM-7PM, Houston Hall Class of ‘47 or Monday 9/2, 11AM-6PM, Platt 176 Pennchants A veritable all-male a cappella avalanche, the Pennchants have drawn praise from audiences all across the country for their inventive arrangements, inspired choreography, and alarmingly rugged good looks. Sunday 9/1 or Monday 9/2, 6PM-12AM, Platt 176 Penn Masala Penn Masala, the world’s first and premier Hindi a cappella group, was formed here at Penn in 1996. After performances at Bhangra Blowout in 1998 and SASA 1999, the group performed for sold-out crowds in cities including New York and Los Angeles. Sunday 9/1, 5:30PM-11:30PM or Monday 9/2, 5:30PM11:30PM, Terrace Room in Cohen Hall Pennsylvania Six-5000 Penn Six is UPenn’s only all-male comedy a cappella group. We are the perfect blend of parodies and a cappella covers. Come audition! We bite. Auditions: Williams, time and location TBA The Penny Loafers The Penny Loafers were founded in 1986 as a co-ed a cappella group who perform anything from modern rock and pop hits to jazz to indie selections. Sunday 9/1, 3PM-9PM or Monday 9/2, 5PM-11PM, Houston Hall Brachfeld Room PennSori PennSori is an A Cappella group dedicated to serve as a cultural bridge between Korean and American cultures. In order to meet this goal, we sing various Korean and American songs A cappella style. Sunday 9/1, 6PM-10PM, Griski Room (Houston Hall) or Monday 9/2, 6PM-10PM, Irvine G16 Quaker Notes Quaker Notes is Penn’s premier all-female a cappella group, singing everything from rock and pop to jazz and country. Sunday 9/1, 7PM-12AM, Houston 313 or Monday 9/2, 5PM-12AM, Irvine G16 Shabbatones The Shabbatones are a premier Jewish a cappella group, specializing in English and Hebrew popular music. We recently released our sixth studio album and we’re currently planning our annual tour in Florida! Auditions: Sunday 9/1, 6PM-10PM and Monday 9/2, 5PM9PM, Platt 177 Inspiration The Inspiration is a co-ed a cappella group founded in 1989, celebrating the legacy of music written and/or performed by artists of African descent in order to both educate and entertain our audiences. Auditions: Sunday 9/1, 8PM-10PM or Monday 9/2, 8PM10PM, DuBois College House (Seminar Room B) Penn Dure Pan-Asian Dance Troupe Penn Jazz Ensemble PENNaach Penn Sargam The Pan-Asian Dance Troupe seeks to celebrate and educate the community on Pan-Asian culture through traditional, modern and fusion dances. Sunday 9/1, 5PM-7:30PM or Monday 9/2, 3PM-5:30PM, Emily Sachs Studio (Irvine) Penn’s premiere all-female South Asian Fusion Dance troupe, PENNaach fuses classical South Asian dance forms with modern South Asian and Western styles. Naach performs on and off campus, and put on our own annual show each spring. Visit our website www.pennaach.com or email us at [email protected]. Auditions: Wednesday 9/4, 10PM-12AM or Thursday 9/5, 8PM-11PM, Platt 175 Penn Dance Company The university’s first performing dance company, Penn Dance incorporates a wide range of styles—including ballet, jazz, lyrical, tap, hip-hop, and Latin—into its primary focus of modern dance. Monday 9/2, 6PM-8PM or Wednesday 9/4, 8PM-10PM, Platt 175 Soundworks Tap Factory Soundworks Tap Factory is Penn’s only tap performing arts group! Our members have diverse dance backgrounds such as rhythm tap, softshoe, and step dancing, as well as ballet and modern. Open Auditions: Monday 9/2, 3PM-6PM, Platt 175 or Thursday 9/5, 9PM-12AM, Houston Hall Platt Rehearsal Studio Sparks Dance Company Sparks Dance Company was founded in 1989 as Penn’s premiere dance company dedicated to both performing and to community service, specializing in many styles of dance including ballet, tap, jazz, hip hop, modern, lyrical, and character. Open Auditions: Sunday 9/1, 11AM-3PM, Platt 175 or Tuesday 9/3, 8PM-12AM, Emily Sachs Studio (Irvine) Strictly Funk Strictly Funk is an avant-garde fusion dance group that seeks to explore hip hop, jazz, free-styling, lyrical, breaking, locking, and funk. It has developed a performance culture of its own. Open Auditions: Sunday 9/1, 6PM-10PM, Platt 175 West Philly Swingers West Philly Swingers is Penn’s only swing dance troupe, focusing on instruction, social dancing and performing all types of swing. WPS competed and won first place in the 2009 American Lindy Hop Championships College Division. Monday 9/2, 6PM-9PM, Emily Sachs Studio (Irvine) Yalla Yalla is Penn’s premiere belly-dance and drum troupe and is the only Middle Eastern performing arts group on campus. They perform various forms of belly-dance that incorporate traditional techniques from Middle Eastern cultures, fusion with styles like Latin and hip-hop, and movements from American Tribal Style. Yalla’s drummers perform a range of traditional and original beats in their own pieces as well as accompaniments for dancers. Audition for the troupe to join the fun! Auditions: Monday 9/2, 3PM-7PM, Harnwell Dance Studio SMAC (Singers, Musicians, and Comedians) Bloomers Bloomers is Penn’s all female musical sketch comedy troupe. Our sassy performers, rockin’ band, savvy tech staff, and super smooth biz gals write and produce an original show each semester - so check us out! Cast auditions and interviews for tech, business, and costumes will be Tuesday 9/3 and Wednesday 9/4, 5PM10PM, Platt Rehearsal Room in Houston Hall Band auditions will be Tuesday 9/3, Wednesday 9/4 and Thursday 9/5, 7PM-9PM, Platt 176 The Excelano Project African Rhythms Drum and Dance Troupe Penn Glee Club Student-run and student-choreographed, AHDC is known for its high level of performance and technique in styles including jazz, lyrical, tap, contemporary, modern, pointe, and hip-hop. Visit www.artshousedance.com for more information! Open Auditions: Monday 9/2, 8PM-11PM or Tuesday 9/3, 6PM-9PM, Platt 175 Destination Hip Hop Penn’s first and only hip hop dance group is dedicated to the expression of hip hop culture through dance. DH2 performs at various events including an annual spring show. Open Auditions: Monday 9/2, 8PM-11PM or Wednesday 9/4, 9PM-12AM, Harnwell Dance Studio Dhamaka Penn’s premier all-male South Asian dance group, Dhamaka fuses elements from western dance styles, such as hip-hop, with South Asian styles like Bhangra and Bollywood. Sunday 9/1, 1PM-5PM or Monday 9/2, 9PM-12AM, Emily Sachs Studio (Irvine) Enjoy performing? With the Glee Club you will routinely perform around campus, around Philadelphia and around the world! Check out http://www.PennGleeClub.com for information regarding auditions. Auditions: Sunday 9/1, 6PM-12AM, Houston Hall Class of ‘49 or Monday 9/2, 4PM-10PM, Platt 179 The Mask and Wig Club The nation’s oldest all-male collegiate musical comedy troupe writes and performs two original shows a year: sketchcomedy in the Fall and a book-musical in the Spring. We have four distinct sections: the cast, band, crew, and business staff. Auditions: Monday 9/2, 4PM, Class of ‘49 (Houston Hall) New Spirit of Penn Gospel Choir New Spirit of Penn Gospel Choir is a dynamic group working to spread the work of the Lord through song to Penn and the greater Philadelphia community. No auditions necessary. First Open Rehearsals: Wednesday 9/4, 8PM-10PM, College Hall Room 200 Penn Band Hello! We are the Penn Band, the source of good times around Penn’s campus since 1897. Come join us as we play at games and countless other events around school. First Open Rehearsal: Monday 9/9, 6PM, Platt Band Room Penn Jazz consists of an entirely student-run 18-piece jazz big band and smaller accompanying ensembles that play songs from a variety of styles and backgrounds. Open auditions to students of the university. Sunday 9/1, 10AM-5PM, Platt 177 Penn Sargam is America’s very first university group dedicated to promoting Indian classical music. With Carnatic and Hindustani vocals, as well as instruments ranging from sitar and tabla to guitar and drums, Penn Sargam presents to you a memorable journey through the music cultures of India. Auditions: Sunday 9/8, 6PM-8PM, Williams 812 Penn Singers Light Opera Company Penn Singers is a musical theater company that produces a Broadway-style show in the fall and a Gilbert & Sullivan light opera in the spring. Email pennsingerspublicity@gmail. com with any questions!! Auditions: Sunday 9/1, 3PM-6PM or Monday 9/2 4:30PM6:30PM, Platt 180 Penn Sirens Penn Sirens is a female vocal ensemble. We sing anything and everything, including pop/rock, folk, jazz, and classical music. Each semester we write our own original show. Auditions: Tuesday 9/3, 5PM-10PM, Morris Seitz (Houston Hall) and Wednesday 9/4, 5PM-10PM, Bishop White (Houston Hall) Simply Chaos Simply Chaos is the University of Pennsylvania’s first and only stand-up comedy club. We perform at open mic events around Philadelphia, sponsored campus events, and produce our own show every semester. More information on our website www.simplychaoscomedy.com. First round auditions: Saturday 9/7, 5PM, Radian Lounge Without a Net Without a Net is Penn’s resident improvisational comedy group. All our performances are made up on-the-spot based on audience suggestions. We hope to see you at auditions - no experience necessary! Open Auditions: Tuesday 9/3 or Wednesday 9/4, 4PM7PM, Annenberg 209 TAC-e (Theater Arts Council) Front Row Theatre Group Front Row Theatre Company is a student theatre group dedicated to fun, socially-relevant theatre. Each semester brings a completely student driven show which is exciting to watch and work on. Auditions: Tuesday, 9/3 and Wednesday, 9/4, 7PM-11PM in Harrison College House (Basement) Show: “The Lion in Winter” iNtuitons Experimental Theatre iNtuitons is Penn’s only student-run experimental theatre group, chartered to “attract people with diverse artistic interests to provide an outlet for ideas too classical or avantgarde for existing groups.” iNtuitions will be holding auditions for its fall production on Tuesday, 9/3 and Wednesday, 9/4, 7PM-11PM, in Annenberg 209 Show: A Midsummer Night’s Dream PenNaatak is a student-run theatre group at Penn that focuses on issues relevant to the South Asian community. We welcome anyone who is a student of the University of Pennsylvania to join; no prior experience is necessary. For more info, email [email protected] with questions. Open Auditions: Tuesday 9/3, 7PM-11PM or Wednesday 9/4, 7PM-11PM, Houston Hall Class of ‘49 Penn Players The Pennsylvania Player is Penn’s only professionallydirected student theatre group. Open Auditions: Tuesday 9/3, 7PM-11PM, Annenberg 511 or Wednesday 9/4, 7PM-11PM, Platt 180 Show: Assassins Quadramics Quadramics is Penn’s first student directed and produced theatre organization. Our mission is simply this: to allow Penn students to create an atmosphere that emphasizes quality in every aspect of production. Open Auditions: Tuesday 9/3, 7PM-11PM, Irvine G07 or Wednesday 9/4, 7PM-11PM, Annenberg 516 Show: The Idiot Box Stimulus Children’s Theater Stimulus Children’s Theater is a children-oriented community service theater group. We perform on campus and tour our productions across the city. Stimulus also hosts theater workshops to supplement our performances. Casting Auditions: Tuesday 9/3, 7PM-11PM, Annenberg 516 or Wednesday 9/4, 7PM-11PM, Platt 179 Show: You’re a Good Man Charlie Brown Penn Theatre Techies We represent tech members of the Theatre Arts Council Community. We spend time in various areas of tech such as costume, lighting, sound, makeup, set, stage management, etc. Becoming a member of our community affords you opportunities to work on many shows at once, and we love to teach, so no experience necessary! All auditions: Tuesday 9/3 and Wednesday 9/4, 7PM-11PM Front Row and Quadramics: Harrison Lobby Penn Players and Stimulus Children’s Theater: Rodin Lobby PenNaatak and iNtuitons: Harnwell Lobby Freshman Performing Arts Night Whom to contact with questions: [email protected] (A Capella) [email protected] (Dance) PennDure is a Korean Pungmul club, playing Korean traditional music with drums and gongs. We spread joy and excitement, encourage people, and wish them luck with our music. Auditions will be in the first week of September. PenNaatak DAC (Dance Arts Council) Arts House Dance Company Your Guide To Freshman Performing Arts Night Onda Latina Onda Latina is Penn’s Latin Dance Troupe! Onda performs styles such as salsa, mambo, meringue, tango, and many others! We bring together various ethnic backgrounds, unique talents, and fresh ideas, with a Latin twist! Open Auditions: Friday 9/6, 3PM-8PM, Platt 175 EP is Penn’s premier spoken word collective. Since its inception, EP has won numerous national championships and has been featured at the White House, on HBO and all around the world. Auditions: Monday 9/9, 7PM, Kelly Writers House As a student-run African Drum and Dance Troupe at the University of Pennsylvania, African Rhythms, affectionately known as “AR”, represents the strength and beauty of African culture. Ultimately, the group aims to perform dances from Africa and the African Diaspora, specifically: West Africa, the Caribbean, and South America. Tuesday 9/3, 5PM-7PM, Emily Sachs (Irvine) or Wednesday 9/4, 5PM-7PM, Platt 175 The Daily Pennsylvanian [email protected] (Theater) [email protected] (Singers, Musicians, Comedy) Friday, August 30 6 p.m. Zellerbach Theater, Annenberg nd Ne ws The Daily Pennsylvanian Compensation report likely to draw criticism compensation from page 1 recent years placed consistently as the third-highestpaid Iv y president, behind only Columbia University’s Lee Bollinger and Yale Univer sit y ’s R ic h a r d L ev i n . Lev in stepped dow n from the presidency earlier this year; when 2013 Ivy League tax filings become available, some compensation consultants said, it is likely that Gutmann will take the second spot on the Ivy list. In discussing Gutmann’s c o m p e n s at i o n , B o a r d o f Trustees Chair David Cohen, who heads the committee that determines the president’s annual salar y, has consistently said he believes that Penn has the best University president in the country, and that she should be paid accordingly. “By any measure,” he said in an email, “President Gutmann has had an incredible tenure at Penn, and her salary justifiably reflects that.” Much of Gutmann’s annual compensation is per formance based — ac h ie ve me nt s l i ke f u nd raising success and faculty recr uitment increase her bonus package and incentivized pay each year. Penn, and compared to its peer institutions, places a high degree of emphasis on incentiveladen pay. In 2011, the year in which the University hit its $3.5-bill ion go a l i n t he M a k i ng Histor y f undraising campaig n, Gutmann received a $235,000 increase in her bonus payout as compared to 2010, Cohen said. In 2010, Gutmann was the 12th-highest-pa id pr ivate university president in the nation, according to a report last year by The Chronicle of Higher Education. After seeing that report, Cohen said, the compensation committee was struck that Gutmann had not placed in the top 10. Given the scale and complexity of Penn, as well as Gutmann’s performance, he said, the compensation committee believed it needed to adjust Gutmann’s compensation to bring it more in line with her peers. In the Chronicle’s report on 2010 compensation, five private university presidents received compensation packages of $2 million or more. The next report on presidential compensation, which will contain data for 2011, is expected later this year. Some compensation consultants said they found Cohen’s rationale unusual. “It seems odd for a company to approach its compensation on the basis of saying, ‘We want a cer tain indiv idual to be compensated in a way that would put them in the 360 Dance Company and and top 10 nat ionw ide,’” sa id Mark Borges, a principal at Compensia, Inc., a compensation consulting firm. “It would seem to me that you compensate not on what the year-end ranking is going to be, but on the quality of the performance by the individual.” At a time when President Barack Obama is trumpeting the cause of lower college costs, Gutmann’s most recent compensation report is likely to provide fodder to critics of executive pay inflation, who argue that highereducation of f icials should not be receiving seven-digit salaries. In the fall of 2011, at the height of the Occupy Wall Street movement, Gutma nn’s compensation became a rallying cr y for student protesters, who said that the president’s salary was an insult to lesser-paid workers at Penn and in Philadelphia. It is possible, said Paul Dorf, managing director of Compensation Resources, Inc., that Gutmann’s $2-million-plus pack age in 2011 could produce a similar response from some pockets of campus, as well as throughout academe more broadly. He added, though, that a $2-million salar y today is much less significant than a $1-million pack age was years ago. Gutmann’s 2011 compensation was nearly 12 times l a r ger t h a n t he $17 7,13 9 that an average full profes- Friday, August 30, 2013 Page 9 sor at Penn made in 201011, accord ing to a repor t on the economic status of the faculty released earlier this year. The average pay for full professors at Penn ranks seventh among private institutions nationwide, according to a Chronicle of Higher Education report released last week. Like in prev ious years, Gutmann’s compensation in 2011, though sizable, was not the largest at the University. That distinction belonged to Ralph Muller, CEO of the health system, who earned $3,429,240. Of the 14 employees whose total compensation exceeded $1 million in 2011, up from 11 employees the year before, 12 were affiliated with the health system or medical school. Gutmann’s compensation, many consultants agree, is likely much less than what she could earn working outside of higher education. 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Kurtzman made 10 saves on the day with his last being his biggest. Holding on to a tight lead, he laid out to save a la- Dolezal optimistic for season’s start ser from Dickinson’s Nico Wright to put the game away. 2. Baker explodes against Rider Much of the trouble that the Quakers faced last season revolved around shots simply not falling in the back of the net. That issue held Stephen Baker back more than anyone on the roster, but he exploded on Sept. 23 against Rider at the Princeton Invitational, a day after the Quakers had picked up their first win of the season against Fairleigh Dickinson. He unleashed on the Broncs, scoring four goals on seven shots in the Red and Blue’s second win of the year, a 7-2 rout. “We kind of sat down as a team after starting 0-6 and just said, ‘Guys, this is embarrassing, we’re a lot better of a team than this,’” Baker said after the win. “We made some changes mentally … and we realized that if we’re going to make a run, we need to start work- ing harder.” 1. Penn ends the season on a high note by beating Harvard The Quakers’ huge second half against the Crimson allowed the Red and Blue to end their season on a high note. After the two teams traded goals within the first three minutes of play, Penn broke out after halftime. In the 53rd minute, Sam Engs headed in a lob pass from 12 yards out following a corner to put Penn up by one. A little more than 10 minutes later, Travis Cantrell, in his last game as a Quaker, nailed the ball into the back of the net following nice passing between Sam Engs and Duke Lacroix. Cantrell, the sole senior on the squad, went out on top in a 3-1 win. “There are a lot of people that would have folded over the course of the season," coach Rudy Fuller said after the contest. "And [Cantrell] continued to put forth a good effort each and every day. Friday, August 30, 2013 Page 11 Baker and Lacroix contrast styles STRIKERS from page 14 dribble and run past the opposition, while Baker takes up a more central role in order to get in good positions in the box to score goals. “I think we work well together chemistry-wise. A little bit of salt, little bit of pepper,” Lacroix said. “Two different styles of play, but they come together in the game and it shows when we put a couple of goals in the back of the net.” “I definitely think we can work off of each other,” Baker added. “They are going to be expecting [Lacroix] to be making all the runs in behind because of his speed. So if he doesn’t, that opens up an opportunity for me to hit a hole.” The Quakers started off their 2012 campaign with six consecutive losses, but the lack of victories didn’t show that the offense still created plenty of goal-scoring opportunities. Together, Baker and Lacroix launched more than 50 shots during those first six games, but unfortunately couldn’t finish off enough chances to pull out a win. That should change this year, as the pair have grown in confidence of their ability to score off the chances they create. “Fifty shots in the first six games is huge, it means we’re creating opportunities,” Baker said. “We’re both good players so it’s “He’s a guy that has using a powerful offense to played almost every min- its fullest extent. ute since he’s been here. 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Time: 7:00 p.m. at Rhodes Field Time: 7:00 p.m. Yale at Rhodes Field Time: 7:30 p.m. at Rhodes Field Time: 7:30 p.m. at Villanova, Pa. Time: 4:00 p.m. Tuesday, October 29 Drexel at Rhodes Field Time: 7:00 p.m. at Rhodes Field Time: 12:00 p.m. Saturday, November 9 Brown at Rhodes Field Time: 7:00 p.m. Wednesday, October 2 Florida International at Rhodes FIeld Time: 7:00 p.m. Saturday, November 2 Penn State Sunday, September 29 Saturday, November 16 Harvard Princeton at Providence, R.I. Time: 4:00 p.m. at Cambridge, Mass. Time: 7:00 p.m. at Rhodes Field Time: 4:00 p.m. Ivy outlook: Penn looking up at Bears and Big Red Brown appears to be the early favorite while the Red and Blue look to rise out of last place BY JOHN PHILLIPS Sports Editor The Ivy landscape in men’s soccer is one that puts the odds against Penn rebounding after a disappointing season. The eight teams can be broken into three tiers. TIER 1: A FREE KICK AWAY Brown The top of the class in the Ivy, League Brown will be without defender Dylan Remick and midfield Thomas McNamara but comes into the year ranked 18th in the NSCAA Coaches poll anyway. A big reason for that is junior Ben Maurey, who had five goals and two assists last season. Another year older, and with a team looking for someone to make up for losing scoring production, look for Maurey to have a breakout year. Cornell The Big Red come in just behind the Bears in the NSCAA poll, but they face the same issue as Brown. Cornell's star, Daniel Haber, not only led the Ancient Eight in goals last year, he also found the back of the net twice as much as the second player on the list. However, his 18 goals and seven assists have left Cornell for a professional contract in Israel. Conor Goepel and Patrick Slogic will have to step in to give the Big Red a chance at taking home the Ivy. TIER 2: A SHOT FROM THE TOP OF THE BOX Dartmouth The Big Green could surprise the league this season. Junior forward Alex Adelabu was second in the league in goals last season and senior defender Colin Skelly and his back four look to be solid. The only question mark is how Chad Riley, an assistant last season who was promoted to head coach during the offseason, will handle the responsibility of being in charge. If he can push the right buttons, this could be a team to watch. Penn I'll be honest. Had I not watched a bit of practice recently and spoken to senior captain Jonny Dolezal abou t the defense, the Quakers would be further down the list. But that's not the case, and so here they are. Dolezal and Fuller both expect the defense to solve its issues from last season. If that does happen, then the Quakers could be real contenders Kinn and Quakers focused on ‘D’ Quakers faced off against MLS stars KINN from page 14 Summer from page 14 out the most about Kinn between the pipes, it's still something that he's actively working on. "Max was a very vocal keeper,” Fuller said. “Sometimes it was more than was needed, but that was who he was as a goalkeeper. I think Tyler does what he needs to do. If something needs to be said to organize guys, it’s said.” "I can't step into [Max’s] shoes and be as vocal as him, but I think I definitely need to be more vocal,” Kinn said. But it is a two-way street. Last year, due to a number of young player filling into new roles, the back line was hard pressed to get stops, making life for whoever was in net that much more difficult. "Last year we had kids stepping into their first year playing," Dolezal said. "This year, they'll have a year of experience under their belts." Dolezal himself was moved games at Penn. “When you’re playing with the better players from other college programs, guys who are serious about their craft and have the same aspirations you do, it makes you better,” Fuller said. “And then they bring that to our team. They come back with higher expectations of how they train and how we train. It’s better for everybody.” Lacroix spoke highly of Ocean City, one of the top semi-pro clubs in the nation. Due to an injury halfway through the summer, Michael Chien/DP File Photo With Max Kurtzman playing football, senior goalkeeper Tyler Kinn is the next in line to start in goal. Kinn started four games last year in net for the Red and Blue. around quite a bit last year as Fuller tried to move him to center back. Now he's back on the wing, currently practicing at right back. Fuller started the team out this year with five straight days of two-a-days — in part to get each unit up to speed — to the point that when Kinn hollers to his back four, they are together enough as a unit to make Kinn's comments productive. Last year, the Red and Blue gave up 37 goals. Compare that to Dolezal's freshman year, when the NCAA-bound Quakers gave up just 16 goals, and it's clear to see work has to be done. But the team seems to understand that. Kinn's seven starts have given him much needed experience, while Dolezal claims the defense didn't give up a goal throughout the course of the team's spring practices. Time will tell whether the work has paid off. Classifiedads FORRENT 4043 SANSOM TOWNHOUSE. 5BR, 3BTH, hardwood floors, newer kitchen, baths, basement, storage, W/D. $3,750/month, includes water. 215-280-5512. HOUSE FOR RENT: 3BR, 1.5BTH. 11 minute ride to UPenn via R3. Beautiful home, all upgrades, partially furnished. Excellent credit required. 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That’s been my goal and dream, to play professionally.” “I think all three of those guys have aspirations to play professionally,” Fuller said. “So having a summer like they did is a really necessary and important step for them.” Buzz ACROSS SUDOKUPUZZLE pass. Those same close games they took home a year ago may not go their way this year. TIER 3: DOWN BY THREE, ONE MINUTE LEFT Harvard, Yale and Columbia All of these teams suffer from very much the same issue – they can't score. Combining for less goals than Cornell scored on its own last season, these three teams just couldn't find the back of the net. Surely, they each have their individual issues. Harvard allowed the second most goals in the league, while Columbia's issue could not get enough shots on net. Lacroix wasn’t able to finish the season with the Nor’easters, but still benefited from the work he put in. “It’s a great experience to play at such a high level for the entire summer, especially for the offseason in college,” he said. Along with playing against some of the top college players in the country, the trio got to experience what it’s like going up against some of the top professionals as well. In the Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup, Lacroix’s side took on the Philadelphia Union of Major League Soccer, while Dolezal and Baker's team played the New York Red Bulls. Lacroix played against some of the top players in MLS, like Sebastian Le Toux and Jack McInerney, but held his own. “When I went to watch The www.theDP.com/classifieds JOIN THE DAILY PENNSYLVANIAN! Come to an introductory meeting on Tuesday, September 3 at 7:30, or Thursday, September 5 at 7:30. The DP seeks people interested in reporting, writing, photography, sales, marketing, accounting and print & web design. 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Forrest Clancy, Griffin Heffner and Alex Murphy exemplify this transformation. “I think the big thing we have to remember is that it is a process and they are one season into their college careers,” coach Rudy Fuller said. “We don’t want to be asking too much of them, but I can say all three of those guys … are much further along than they were at this time last year when they were coming in as freshmen.” “Forrest was just starting to find his stride when he went down with an injury,” Fuller said. For Clancy, who tore his ACL in a 5-3 loss to Villanova on Sept. 14, it was a long and winding road back to 100 percent. But he's back now, even though he says his touch is "still a bit off." “Physically his knee is 100 percent," Fuller said. "But from a soccer sense he is still getting back in the swing of things.” Fellow sophomore Heffner had a very different freshman campaign. “Griffin was not as fit as he needed to be when he came in as a freshman and it took him the better part of the first half of the season to get to where he needed to be fitness wise,” Fuller said. “Then he was im- Zoe Gan/DP File Photo The Quakers are looking from a good season out of sophomore Alex Murphy. The midfielder won the US U-19 National Championship with Lehigh Valley United ’93. mediately thrown in and given an opportunity which was important in his longer-term development.” Since Heffner was thrown in prematurely, he acquired valuable experience and has made some of the biggest strides on the team from last season. But it was Murphy, free of injury and fitness issues, who played the most out of any freshmen last season, seeing time in 13 games off the bench. “Alex is a soccer rat. He is a guy that every coach wants on his team because he just loves to play every day,” Fuller said. This summer, Murphy was part of a Lehigh Valley United squad that won its first-ever U.S. Soccer Youth national title in July. Murphy played out of his normal center midfield Position, playing defense instead. “That to me says everything you need to know about Alex Murphy as a player,” Fuller said. “He will do whatever it takes to win a game.” Clancy, Heffner and Murphy are sure to have a far greater impact on the 2013 Quakers. “As a class we have more responsibility … we can tell that there is more weight on our shoulders,” Clancy said. “People show you more respect but you also owe more.” “There is less room for error," Murphy said. "If you make mistakes, it’s less acceptable because you have the playing time under your belt.” The sophomores are not only playing together but living together. “Last year we didn’t really develop that team dynamic with everyone," Heffner said. "And now that we have been through the whole spring season with everyone, we have a much stronger team dynamic where everyone understands each other’s roles.” And as they eventually grow into grizzled veterans, this trio will go a long way towards determining whether Penn's team dynamic is strong enough to flip the script in 2013. Friday, August 30, 2013 Page 13 Sports FRIDAY, AUGUST 30, 2013 online at thedp.com/sports Men’s Soccer Issue Quakers BACK LINE bequeath TO BASICS net to next of Kinn Despite coming into the season with just seven career starts, Tyler Kinn is ready to take the reins in goal BY John Phillips Sports Editor The relationship between a keeper and his defensive backs is the same as any other relationship. Communication is key. With only seven starts to his credit heading into this year, senior Tyler Kinn is the odds-on favorite to win the starting goalkeeper spot vacated by Max Kurtzman, who left the team to attempt to gain a spot on the football roster as a punter. And the team feels it is safe in Kinn's hands. "The good thing is, I know Tyler," senior captain Jonny Dolezal said. "He wants nothing more than to win every game, to get a shutout every game. We have a lot of faith in him as a back four." Kurtzman himself said that he wouldn't have left if he didn't have faith that Kinn would fill in for him more than adequately. "Tyler Kinn is more than capable," Kurtzman said. "He's a great goalkeeper and I had no doubts whatsoever that he would do a phenomenal job." The biggest thing that Tyler needs to work on is his ability to communicate with the defense. "It's important that he's communicating with us and that we're communicating with him at all times so we can be solid defensively at all times," Dolezal said. Coach Rudy Fuller has spoken of the different goalkeepers out there. Some use their height, while some use their heads. Others use their mouths. Kurtzman was an incredibly vocal goalkeeper, and while that's not going to be what stands SEE KINN PAGE 12 Patrick Hulce/DP File Photo This year, the Penn men’s soccer team will be relying on the play of senior back Jonny Dolezal to help shore up a defense that finished last in the Ivy League in 2012 in goals allowed with 37. Dolezal was named honorable mention All-Ivy last year and has started 34 out of 45 games in his career, including 15 starts last season. After being Penn’s weak link in 2012, the Quakers have focused on making their defense a strength once again BY Alexis ziebelman Staff Writer After a disappointing season last year, the Penn men's soccer team is working on one of the most fundamental elements of play: defense. And this time around, it won't be for just the back line anymore. “We came off of last season and we were uncharacteristically poor for our program de- fensively … defense has always been one of the hallmarks of our successful teams,” coach Rudy Fuller said. The statistics support Fuller's point. In 2011, when the Quakers went 8-7-2, they surrendered just 21 goals. During last season's 3-13 debacle, they allowed 37. Some of those struggles can be pinned on the inexperience of some of Penn's top backs last year. The Quakers spent a lot of time relying on thenfreshman Griffin Hefner and then-sophomore Jason deFaria to stabilize their back end. “Inexperience was one of the larger factors for our defensive SEE DEFENSE PAGE 11 Penn trio learn from ‘summer school’ Penn dynamic duo all set to strike(rs) M. Soccer | Penn’s stars is looking to translate elite club team experience into Ivy League championships M. SOCCER | Quakers hopeful for standout performances from Lacroix, Baker up front BY Mars Jacobson Senior Staff Writer After a fall season to forget, three of Penn soccer's best dedicated their summers to improving their game so that this year will be one to remember. Junior forward Duke Lacroix, senior forward Stephen Baker and senior captain Jonny Dolezal spent their summers playing with semi-pro teams in the Mid-Atlantic Division of the Premier Development League. And if all goes well, the Quakers will be reaping the benefits this season. “We’re happy for those guys,” coach Rudy Fuller said. “All three of those guys have worked very hard to get where they are right now, and [we’ll take] any chance we can get to help move out players along and develop them.” The PDL is the top league for amateur soccer players in the United States. Baker and Dolezal played for Reading United A.C. in Pennsylvania, while Lacroix suited up for the Ocean City Nor’easters in New Jersey. “We were practicing with some of the best players in the country, and then in games you’re playing against some of the best players in the country,” Baker said. “So it was great competition, that’s the only way to make your game better.” The constant competition in train- Sports Desk (215) 898-6585 ext. 147 BY MARS JACOBSON Senior Staff Writer Meredith Stern/DP File Photo Senior forward Stephen Baker had a busy summer, logging playing time alongside fellow Penn senior Johnny Dolezal with Reading United A.C. and taking on Major League Soccer’s New York Red Bulls. ing that Baker, Dolezal and Lacroix encountered forced them to increase their level of intensity on the field in practice and games. ”The training was great, everything about it — the environment, playing with the best players in the country, every day you’re competing for your spot — so the competitive environment was a great experience coming into this season at Penn,” Dolezal said. Fuller and the rest of the Quakers hope that the trio will carry over that level of training into practices and SEE SUMMER PAGE 12 Visit us online at theDP.com/sports For Penn fans who believe soccer is too low scoring, the men’s team has more than enough firepower up front to prove you wrong. Even though the Quakers struggled last year in a difficult 3-13 season, the team still showed how strong it is on the offensive end. Penn ranked second in the Ivy League in goals per game. The Red and Blue also return two of their top three scorers from last year in senior Stephen Baker and junior Duke Lacroix, who will need to step up to replace nowgraduated Travis Cantrell's production. For coach Rudy Fuller and his squad, having Baker and Lacroix in the front line allows for a more fluid system and more options for formations. “We’re seeing how everybody is coming back in after the summer, who has improved and who has not,” Baker said. “We’re trying a lot of different things with maybe three forwards, two forwards, five midfielders, four midfielders, a lot of different things.” “What it looks like in front of our back line could be different each and every day,” Fuller added. “We really don’t get too caught up in what the system is called. We focus in on the relationships that the guys have on the field.” In Lacroix and Baker, Fuller has a partnership that should be even stronger than last year, when the two combined for 11 goals. “The beginning of last fall was really the first time that we had paired them together in a front two,” Fuller said. “And that relationship really takes time to develop. There is an old saying that strikers hunt in pairs, and you can really increase their effectiveness exponentially when they are on the same page.” Baker and Lacroix have very contrasting styles of play, which has the potential to befuddle opponents. Lacroix, Ivy Rookie of the Year his freshman season, uses his blazing speed to SEE STRIKERS PAGE 11 Send story ideas to [email protected]