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Ray Flynt, former Mercyhust needed extra c r e d i t , " he
Criminal Justice professor, has explained.
been named the " Brain Behind
Ray, Larry said, was the first to
the Operation," j by recentlyconvicted Larry Flynt, u former come to him with the original
"Hustler" editor, * and f Ray's "Hustler" concept.
brother.!
'\"He came to me with the idea
"I know nothing about the of a perverted "Playboy" - one in
charges," said the professor, really poor taste," Larry said,
shuffling papers around his desk "and I liked it."
and throwing old magazines into
drawers. "I've never even (seen) a
At first, Larry explainedjRay
Hustler magazine."
wanted to collaborate with Barry
Grossman in his "Obscenity and
However, Larry Flynt, in a Pornography" ;class.* However,
cellblock interview, was almost Grossman thought the live models
praiseworthy of the former to be a little too (stimulating) for
teacher's part in the "Hustler" college students.
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"I couldn't have done it
without him," Larry revealed.
"He has been such a wonderful
influence in my life, sending me
girls to use in the magazines. They
frames from the film in a special
"French" issue of the magazine,
but*was convicted before he got
the chance. "My brother Ray will
probably use the idea," he said.
"He's always stolen my ideas."
Ray, without the influence of
his brother Larry, has made the
magazine into a campus
bestseller.
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"It's our (hottest) item" Ruth
Truitt told "The Star." We put
the magazine in the new "Star"
boxes on Tuesday, after the paper
is gone.\It's a convenient way of
attracting student to our publication," she said. "The box at St.
One student, Laura Ruby, sub- Mark's is our fastest mover."£
mitted an original film for discussion, (Laura Does Luxemburg) "It's a &+!?- lie," Ray said.
with French subtitles for the class. "My name doesn't even appear in
Larry said he wanted to use the staff box on page four."
All Students
Majors
Now is the time to become
a voice in The Mercyhurst
Student Government Run
for the position of your
department's
I representative.
Letters ofjintent are due in the MSG
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Monday, April 9 at 3 p.m. i 1
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The Federal Bureau of Investigations is in the midst of a
massive crackdown on the
members of the so called "Maid
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in the recent disappearance of the
antique chair that has been missing from the chapel foyer in Old
Main.
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Nee, former captain of the Pittsburgh police force, is currently
working on the investigation. According to Dr. William P. Garvey,
president of Mercyhurst, "John is
doing a very good job along with
Barb Hanley senior criminal
justice and corrections major."
One response for Hanley's appointment is because she keeps a
low profile hiding in the dishroom
under the famous "Bup baseball
cap."
One of the major suspects in the
"I didn't mean to hurt anyone.
1 just needed the money," a tearful Laura Copney, former SAC
Chairperson told "The Star" in
an exclusive interview. W -: s
*'I don't know what came over
case: and supposed leader of the
gang and eight year member of
Bertha'a broom and duster corps
is currently being sought out. §
A federal grand jury has indicted two "maids" in the heist
already.?They were: Mary Collins,
admissions counselor and Rich
Lanzillo fellow counselor. When
Mary was asked why she replied
"No Comment" and proceeded
to slam the door in the. reporter's
face. "I really didn'twant the new
prospective freshmen to use the
furniture because it looks better in
my apartment," Lanzillo cried as
he was whisked away them by the
Erie PD. If
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As many as four more may be
subjects of indictments in the
months to come according, to
Special Agent George Garrelts
associate of theology. Garrelts has
been one of the conductors of the
missing, more than g$l,000iin
unaccounted for SAC funds, f i
"I can.account for every penny," said Christie Smith, SAC
treasurer and I creative book!
keeper. " I also bought a pair of
investigation because of the
closeness of the situation of the
chapel. Garrelts was not willing to
reveal the name of the 6t hers even
though "The Star" seems to think
they have been linked to the HRM
and Interior Design departments.
John (Joannie) Wolper,
Management'instructor, known
for his transexual "Tootsie" look
is one of the ^primary suspects.
Although nothing has been confirmed, other! people in the
department are being investigated
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with a ton to mask. Most can be
found sneaking around old Main
with the usual maid attire, fineluding rag in hand, and pulling a
bucket. Anyone ^seeing l a
suspicious? maid I should contact
Marshall Lily, security officer. H
AMAZING WEIGHTILOSS
BEFORE
AFTER
with contrasting trim and argyle
socks!and five inch black patent
leather shoes (borrowed from Jim
Infantino). "We borrowed it. We
had every intention of repaying it
by selling the new union furniture
this summer. We already? have
bids from several buyers."
"I realize we were wrong, said
a penitent Laura Copney. "I plan
to make up for every penny I have
me. It was like a compulsion. The platform shoes," she added.
money screamed, 'Take; me!'
Spotted recently in the. Virgin
Besides, all I could think of was Islands with unidentified SAC ofthe trip John, Christie and I were ficers, Smith said, "the three of us
going to take to Grenada."
raised this money through car
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missing from the SAC budget dur- - it has nothing to do with SAC." | ' j Hang Laura!'' said , J u n i o r
I just don't feel good
"I've been working out at
ing a recent "audit by Sheila
"Laura's right," admitted J. Scott* Mangold. "It's cases like
Delaney for her taskplforce. Russell Jones, sporting a new these that make the dealth penalty about myself. I can 7 even fit Nautilus for 6 months and lost
in the radio station anymore," 12 ounces. See my cute pecs!"
Delaney and her team discovered polyester* lime green pleasure suit a must." he added.
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This summer the Glenmary Home
Missioners, a society of Catholic
priests and Brothers, are offering
opportunities for Catholic men to
serve the poor of Appalachia.
These volunteer programs will
enhance your perception of those
in need. Come and learn with
Glenmary. Your choice of weeklong sessions is available as
follows:
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Friday, March 30:
Back by popular demand,
Bob Bens from Mystic
gNight, Aura -billet
I readings, BPC, 50'
May 19-25,1984
June 9-15,1984
July 21-27,1984
August 4-10,1984
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Saturday, March 31
Cleveland Trip, Sign up at
Student Union Desk, $2.00
For more information, please complete the coupon
below and forward it to: Reverend Jerry Dorn, Glenmary
Home Missioners,
Box
46404,
Cincinnati,
Ohio
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As a project forsiDr. Michael won't have to tear up the Tennis
McQuilien's vNuclear Weapons Courts to build parking lots."
Seminar, an Atomic Bomb was
'Hurst senior Brentt Scarpo
dropped on the west side of the said, "the nuclear blast didn't efMercy hurst Campus.
fect|me, I lost all my^iriendsl a
In a heroic effort, Sharon Sisco long time ago." ;&
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On a more serious note, Sr.
photo of "The Star" before being Eymard Poydock was devastated
blown to pieces.
by the blast. "Not only is all my
Several Mercyhurst ad- Vitamin C gone, but my plants
ministrators, faculty, and were killed too. What am I going
students have been directly ef- to sell now?" I J
fected by Erie's first nuclear blast.
"Thank God the Dairy Queen
jSAC Chairperson J.| Russell
was just missed," said Director of Jones said, "it's not my job to
Housing and Safety, Phyllis clean up after* this, that's
Aiello.
Cherico's job."
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Maintenance Director Bill Ducz
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was grateful saying, "at least I I was lost. Ifwent home for the
day," said Gary Bukowski,
Direcor* of Alumni RelationsAnnual Giving.!
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Director of Student Services, E.
William Kennedy immediately
after the blast sent out but memos
to all students saying that the entire campus grounds are off limits
to pick up football games because
of the state of the lawns.
"Students are not permitted to
walk on campus.lawns until fall
term," Kennedy added. "We
have to re-seed the whole darn
area. Starting fall' term, to walk
on the lawn, students will have to
reserve a walking permit at the
Campus Center," he said.^
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So get your body in shapei(not to mention
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with several experts on your problem and they have come up with
the conclusion that it is a result of
one of two things. Either your
brain is screwed up, or you are being brought up in and confined to
a cardboard box.
Dear Matt,
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I am not lying to you. This really
happened to me.Tl fell ofr a chair
in my kitchen, split my head open
and died. This, however, is not
my'problem. I was no sooner
buried than I was reincarnated as
an after dinner mint. This is no
problem either though J it does
have its drawbacks. My problem
is that my husband has been sleeping with another woman. This only happened since;, I have been an
after dinner mint. But since my
husband bought me I have to sit
around the house and \ watch.
What should I do? After Eight in
Dodge City.
Dear After,
I suggest you climb out of your
box and confront your husband
and tell him how you feel. i;He
might not talk you seriously, but
then again who would.• He will
probably tear off your foil and eat
you but you would have a tough
time convincing a jury that it was
rape especially since you'd be
gone. My advice to you is to go
for it and hope that next time you
come back as a tape-worm, f
understand way. My wardrobe
consists of fwide ties, platform
shoes, and plaid jackets. I shop at
the "Warren ^Process Clothing
Outlet, jPolyester Palace," the
fashion, hot-spot of Erie so, I
know it's not that. My problem is
that* I like to wear women's
underwear, especially in the
shower, but I know a lot of people
that do it. It's almost as big a fad
as break dancing. Why doesn't
anybody love me? Why can't I
find black lace underwear that fits
me right? Help!!!| Signed
Misunderstood at Mercyhurst.
Dear Misunderstood,
Someone who !shops at the
Polyester Palace? What makes
you think I can help you?fGet
with the times, K-Mart is the place
to shop. I think you will find that
women's underwear is cheaper
there too. As for the wife, perhaps
"sharing" underwear would bring
Dear Matt,
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I don't wish my identity to be suggestions.
disclosed so I won' itell you my
name. I will say tht I'm a short
Italian administrator. Girls are
constantly coming in and out of
my office for jobs - but none of
them like me. No woman likes me
including my wife. But I don't
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shared
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KC
Foods
lunch
and
had
In a bizzare revelation that has
rocked the Mercyhurst communi- a father-son type talk in the Grotto."
Dunn
continues,
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decided
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tofrhe
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Roth has admitted that Freshman
know him better. I envied his personalty, his lifestyle, his bow, tie,
everything about him.",For professional reasons iDunn will .not
-'THE 1983 YEARBOOK will
be distributed in 1985.
- DAVE ROBINSON will be
hired by a national firm to sell
VCR units.
-?THE LADY LAKERS team
will turn around their 1-20 record
to become Division II Champions
in the 1984-85 season.
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I " I agree," said Natalie
Mangini, who was relatively
unavailable for comment.
"It was a real fantasytrelease
for me to discover that Laura did
this dastardly deed," said Darlene
"Dingy" Nolan. "I'm? sure
nothing like that could ever happen at "The Star" while I'm in
charge of the money matters."
"The Star's" feature editor,
Fran Moavero, could not be
reached for comment as she was
off on a sudden, unexpected and
all-expense paid trip? to I Zimbawbe, Africa (off supposedly do
an interview with Bantu Chief
Rising Sun.
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- STEVE CURCIO will leave
Mercyhurst 'to pursue a fashion
modeling job in New York City.
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adopt Roth's surname, v
Since his full-time arrival at
Mercyhurst, Dunn and Roth have
grown closer. Fishing trips to the
Docks, "bachelor" shopping expeditions to Golden Dawn, and
late night father-son chats in the
dorm room, have seemingly erased
the
years
of
separation.
"It's so nice to have a guy
For
Denis
Dunn,
this
Father's
like Roth for my father," says
Day will have new meaning.
Dunn.
MSG representative*Denis Dunn
is his cloned son.
I seems that while Roth attended John Carroll University in northern Ohio, he volunteered for
various genetic experiments performed by the Science Department and the end result is the present Denis Dunn. 4 j ^ MtBI
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track me down,".admits Roth in
an exclusive^interview. "I was
shocked to know I am responsible
for Dunn's biological being. But I
am also pleased because Denis is a
fine boy." Off the record Roth is
adament that he will not pay child
support. I
Some 18 years after the genetic '
experiment, Dunn stumbled
across Mercyhurst while reading
"Boy's, Life."£"The ad said,
'Mercyhurst- College will make
you feel like one of the family.'
"Little did I realize the truth of
that ad" chuckles Dunn. "The
first time I walked through the
iron gates, I knew this place felt
like home.
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meeting with f his biological
creator. "Pop (Roth) was giving
me the campus tour. I felt like I
H&had known him all my life.
Besides, we dressed alike. We
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- DEAN PALMER'S hair will
grow back.
- IF YOUR BILL is not paid a
week into new classes, not only
will you be taken off the roster,
and kicked out of your dorm or
apartment, John Maus will send a
certified letter to your parents ex- $
plaining they will be sentenced to j !
the*electric chair if the balance
isn't paid.
"He ain't heavy, he's my
son," says Roth about the recent "baby"
announcement.
(This cozy family photo is an
exclusive STAR file photo.
- GARY KEENAN will be
named man of the year at
Mercyhurst.
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- STEPHANIE WEIDMAN
starts her own female punk band,
"Wolper's^Wild Women^ a n d ^
departs for a 57 city tour. 1
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- A ^RUNAWAY CREW
SHELL carrying eight crew
members! of awesome strength
row out from the waters of Presque Isle onto land in search of a
"Row Thru'* to harass fast-food
chair? workers with the eternal
question, "Where's The Beef?"
- - MARIA SANTANGELLO
will be available for comment.
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Dance Instructor Lawrence Jones (L.) and Philosophy Professor Joseph Filonowicz resemble each other. The only difference is that Joe is too tall to dance and Lar is too short to
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Two "students" were caught
stealing a computer and programs
last week. Pierre Donyegro and
his assistant known only as
"Cooley" were arraigned Monday on charges of breaking and
entering an unlawful "borrowing" of computer equipment.
Pete Benekos, Criminal Justice
instructor, jrevealed that
Donyegro and! Cooley were actually spies from the Ivory Coast
posing as Mercy hurst students.
"My kuntree told me mitmg."
Donyegro said.| "Thank-dyu,
thank-dyu."
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mastermind behindI the ;heist. Foodservice director John
"Nuu comment,'buddie," states Washington said.
computer sheister. .
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The two were caught late Friday of foreign students, is working on
hiding beneath a ping-pong table. getting the two out. "Eedwass a
"It was Pierre's idea y'khow?"
harrable sham. Dey were such
Also found on the thieves were nize boyce. Eet is now an eenterwalkie-talkie "snicker's bars." It nyzel Kryses. De Eoonited Nazuns
seems? the two were com- weal be eenvolved."
municating with Kwang Chang
who was warming up the Isuzu get I The United Nations plans on inaway car.
vestigating the entire matter.
It* has been2 reported that the
Donyegro and Cooley are now computer and programs,i which
being held without bail in a KC consisted on spring- term
Foods freezer. "The smell in the schedules, were returned to Drg
freezer is getting really bad," Platte in the computer center. I
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Tony DeMeo says of the Mercyhurst Cube,! which he has
revealed has been his home for the
past two years, f |
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"My wife has really done a lot
with the interior," he added. "I'd
invite you in, but there really isn't
any room to spare when the kids
are home."
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The cube, DeMeo says, was
always his dream house. He and
his family moved there after getting permission from Dr. William
P. Garvey. The DeMeo family
sold their four bedroom ranch
style home because DeMeo felt
that it was just' 'too imposing and
grandiose for a regular guy like
me.
"It's so much easier to keep
neat?... and having it lit'up like
that at night has really done a lot
for my sense of security not to
mention' my plants," Mrs. DeMeo
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The recent fire in the cube was
caused, it was revealed, by a cigar
lire set by Coach, who fell asleep
while smoking in bed.
"It was quite a trauma for the
kids," Mrs. DeMeo said. "They
had to go to a friend's and sleep in
a real house for two nights. They
were uncomfortable sleeping in
beds instead of rolled up in a ball
in the corner. " |
The football head explained
that the location of his new home
is ideal for keeping an eye on how
many of his players actually do
Jisitjthe library. "You'd be ^surprised at what really goes on in
those study carols," he said.
"I think everyone should try
this alternate form of living arrangement," DeMeo concluded.
Perhaps instead of building a new
dorm to house the overflow of
students, the college could build a
number of these cubes. It's a great
way to get to know your roommate well right away, ft*'
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There is a special door in the
Mercyhurst Center which few
people know about. As a matter
of fact, the only persons who
know of the door, are members of
the athletic department.
It seems, that despite its
physical i appearance, an office
situated in the primary department area is fitted with a revolving door.
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In less than two and?one-half
years, no less than six members of
the sports department staff have
entered the office only to lose
their job shortly thereafter.
This phenomenon started in the
fall of 1981* with the release of
seven year 'Hurst Physical Education Coordinator and Soccer
Coach, Dave Shimpeno.
Dave Shimpeno - His demise
in Fall * of 1981 began the
whole sequence.
Upon Shimpeno's exit, then
Assistant Athletic Director
Howard^Twiggs moved intq-the
infamou*5 space andlbok over the
duties ' of ^ Sports Information
Director.
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year, one of the longer stays in the
cubicle. He didn't; depart the
scene until the Winter of 1982.
The office didn't remain vacant
for long. The Assistant Men's
Basketball Coach at the time,
Nick Urzetta quickly moved in
and than made his tracks out just
this small, cozy office can be a
challenge. The longest stay in the
last 30 months was by Twiggs and
that was back in '81 and '82 when
he held the post secure for 14
months.
Of course, now everyone wants
to know who has the distinction
of working in the jinxed office at
the present time.
The unfortunate person J even
has an unfortunate title. The occupant is INTERIM Sports Information Director Greg Yoko.
getting the boot in the spring of
1983.
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Information Director Jim LeCorchick (remember, the guy who
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door into a staff member of "The
Star's" face) took over the room
after Monas' stay. LeCorchick
gave it a valiant effort, but he
couldn't hold the office for a year
either. His abrupt departure came
just six weeks ago.
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Jim LeCorchick - 7 months
Yoko, still ai student at the
'Hurst, is very cautious of his
position. Despite the fact that
almost every other office in the
Campus Center received- a new
name plate to go on the door,
Yoko's|SID office simply reads
"Sports Information."
Although he has organized the
room slightly, he refuses to get
comfortable. He claims that he
hears an echoing voice that is continously whispering "next, next,
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ordering him to be "escorted
from school property by Mercyhurst' Sjjg^largest' security
guards."
In an interview with both
Garvey an ex-president Robinson,
Assistant Editor Martha Camp,
with tape recorder in hand, exposed the fact that "we (Garvey and
MSG) needed a woman in there
anyway... who better to take over
than Kathy O'Conner ... we had
to get rid of Robinson somehow."
Robinson merely sat there staring
at the recording device with no
comment to add. *
Following the interview, security guard I Chuck jj Cook handcuffed and stripped Robinson of
his gorilla suit in full view of the
women's tennis team, " u even
took off from practice early just
to see the event," said Amy
Arrowsmith
Sources have revealed to "The
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college for other "personal
reasons." He is currently on a
rendezvous with Margorie
McDermott in Canada. Wedding
bells are in the air.
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Interim SID Bob Shreve proved
to be just that ... interim. He
made his way to the famed door
and revolved right out before he
even got settled. He entered and
left in a span of six months, leaving at the end of July, 1982. *
Next to take the spot in front of
the desk was multi-purpose coach,
Shelly Monas. While serving as
Head J Coach for the jj Women's
Tennis, Basketball, and Softball
teams. Monas kept requesting an
office so that she could straighten
things out.
Well, the department obliged
by giving her THE office. Monas
completed her fifth year as the
Laker's softball mentor before
Mercyhurst's Student Government President |Dave Robinson,
better known to his peers as the
"Barney s Rubble look-a-like,"
was impeached by a majority vote
of the MSG and Senators last Friday. Robinson was charged for
dealings with the Democratic Party as a secret presidential nominee
and moonlighting as a Jungle Express gorilla.
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committee to impeach Robinson.
The i first. Senator Jto sign
Dougherty's petition was Maris
Santangelo,* but was reported as
"illegible and unacceptable"
because of townhouse walkway
mud smeared throughout* her
signature. "I feel Dave didn't
know enough about Geology-and
that's what townhouse living is all
about!" claimed the rather squatty Senator in her reasons for impeachment proceedings.
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President Garvey requested that
Robinson be removed from oncampus housing. When this request was received by Robinson,
he rebelled by planning wild and
crowded 12-keg parties at his
place of residence - townhouse 4.
Garvey immediately rebutted
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