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IGNITE YOUR GAY MISSION PUBLISHER Ray Mackereth [email protected] Come and support 4ZZZ at the Wickham! 10. ‘ZEM CRAZY RUSSIANS EDITOR Toby Longhurst [email protected] Gay flight attendant forced to marry a girl to keep his job. 11. OMG = OZ + MADONNA + GAGA! SALES ACCOUNT MANAGERS Ken Maxwell [email protected] Big name artists head down under! Luke Sarra [email protected] FEATURES 7 19. WHAT IS A CIVIL PARTNERSHIP? We look at some finer points of Civil Unions. 9 MUSIC EDITOR Tim Spencer [email protected] 21. MALE NIPPLE ADMIN Greg Campling [email protected] 25. FEED ME RESTAURANT GUIDE DESIGN AND MEDIA Josh Hills [email protected] Eliot looks at the Wonderful World of the Male Nipple. The best places to eat out and food reviews and recipes. COVER PHOTOGRAPHER Sean Young 36. COBRA STARSHIP COVER MODEL Chris - See his profile on page 27 Why this band makes Music Editor, Tim Spencer want to go to Soundwave. 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POOF READER Scott Brown REGULARS CONTRIBUTORS 13.PURPLE Ellen hits back at haters. 14.QPSYCH Pathologising of Trans Women 15.FITNESS Doing your PB! 29.MUSIC Where are the Young Divas now? 30.PERFORMING ARTS 10 Awkward Moments 32.WORD OF MOUTH Messages to the pollies Published by QNews PTY LTD A.B.N 61 079 093 753 P: PO BOX 605 PADDINGTON, QLD 4064 A: 332A GIVEN TERRACE, PADDINGTON, QLD, 4064 PH: (07)3852-5933 FA X: (07)3852-5944 Email: [email protected] 13 Natalie Brown Suzanne Gaskell Eliot Rifkin Bonnie Gardiner Paul Martin Stephen Page Fiona Bisshop Lindsay Nutley Karen M Gough Steve Anderssen Peter Gray B Boy Bowsun Briggs Tim Spencer Wally Cowin Jordan Hirst Virginia Barratt NEXT ISSUE (294) DEADLINES Editorial – 28 February 2012 Advertising - 2 March 2012 Classifieds - 5 March 2012 Artwork - 5 March 2012 NEXT ISSUE (294) OUT ON 9 MARCH 2012 All materials remain the copyright © of 2012 Q News Pty. Ltd. 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The appearance of any person or persons in this magazine does not necessarily reflect on their sexuality in any way. Original contributions and letters to the editor are most welcome. QNews reserves the right to edit, delete, change or not publish all or part of any letters and/or contributions. Receipt of manuscripts will be taken by the editor as permission to print unless the contrary is specifically indicated. 4 | issue 293 www.qnews.com.au Authorised A Chisholm 16 Peel Street South Brisbane Qld 4101 “We delivered Civil Unions and will fight LNP plans to abolish them.” for all Queenslanders Andrew Fraser Mount Coot-tha alp QNEWS Ad 200x140.indd 1 Grace Grace Brisbane Central issue 293 www.qnews.com.au 21/02/12 8:45 AM | 5 6 | issue 293 www.qnews.com.au MARRIAGE EQUALITY LEAPS FORWARD IN AUSTRALIA By Peter Gray The fight for same-sex marriage has seen it’s biggest victory move yet with Private Member Bills being introduced into parliament. Stephen Jones (ALP), Adam Brandt (Greens) and Andrew Wilkie (Independent) have all taken a stance on marriage equality which has placed increasing pressure on Opposition Leader Tony Abbott to allow a full conscience vote for Coalition members. Abbott has continued to state his views on marriage but the introduction of these Bills will hopefully highlight to the House of Representatives that he can no longer be the whole voice for the Coalition on the subject of gay marriage with a number of his team pushing for their own say. Whilst the shadow cabinet will be bound by the Coalition policy that was taken to the last two polls to not amend the Marriage Act, Opposition backbenchers will be free to support the same-sex marriage legislation when it comes to parliament later in the year. Those backbenchers that do vote for marriage equality will be seen as having exercising a right traditionally granted to Liberal MPs rather than having crossed the floor and defied their leader. The two bills introduced into parliament, one from Jones and the other co-sponsored by Brandt and Wilkie, are also playing in favour of marriage equality as both include provisions making it clear that churches will not have to marry same-sex couples if they don’t feel comfortable to do so. A recent poll showed that 62% of Australians are in favour of marriage equality with a further 11% more likely to support reform if the churches are free to refuse same-sex marriages. The poll also revealed that 81% of people in favour were aged 18-24 with 51% of those in the 50-64 age range. With the bills being introduced, as well as a third from Greens senator Sarah Hanson-Young being seen by a Senate committee, the staggering poll results, and Abbott’s acceptance of backbenchers having a conscience vote on the issue, 2012 does appear to be a year we could make history. MAGDA SZUBANSKI COMES OUT ON VALENTINE’S DAY “It’s so recent that things have changed... It’s only in the last four years that we’ve had anything like the same sort of rights with civil unions. There’s a kind of velvet oppression going on, where people think it’s fine for gay people. Young gay people are killing themselves, it’s not fine. It’s a serious issue.” By Jordan Hirst Australian comedy icon and film and TV star Magda Szubanski wrapped up a whirlwind day of media coverage on Valentine’s Day by coming out as gay on Network Ten’s The Project. “I absolutely identify as gay, and for a very long time have,” Magda said on the program, before adding that her family and friends have known for a long time. Magda became emotional when explaining the challenges that gay people face, and the continual progress of gay rights. “It must be hard for people who don’t experience what it’s like to know what the pressures of being gay are,” she explained. “You’re forced into this position when you feel like you have to choose, and you just want to give of yourself.” The morning before her appearance on the show, Magda hinted at her sexuality in a statement to the media confirming she was “1000%” in favour of marriage reform. “We pay taxes, fight wars for this country, nurse you when you are sick, make you laugh, sing and dance for you, play netball for you, star in your movies, cook your meals, decorate your store windows and chances are gay people designed whatever it is you’re wearing,” she said in the statement. “The [marriage] law as it stands means that you could be a serial killer and have killed all of your spouses and yet you would still be considered fit to marry. But if you are gay, then you are not deemed to be worthy of these same rights. The law is unfair and it needs to be changed to reflect the wonderful, tolerant, live-and-letlive society Australians have created.” ALP SACKS HOMOPHOBIC CANDIDATE By Toby Longhurst The Australian Labor Party has quickly expelled a teenage candidate who was to stand for the seat of Southern Downs at the Queensland election after it emerged that he had posted a number of homophobic blogs. Peter Watson, 19, initially denied being the author of the posts which linked homosexuality to paedophilia but changed his story a day later telling ABC radio that he indeed wrote the posts and that he stood by his comments. “I said that homosexuality and paedophilia were linked because there’s been some research done ... and it’s been published by the Catholic Church, that suggests that 30 per cent of male paedophiles are homosexual,” Mr Watson said. “I made the comments so I do agree.” Mr Watson’s views came to light when the Courier Mail exposed a number of online rants posted by the aspiring politician. “Homosexuality and paedophilia go hand in hand with each other,” Watson posted. “To deal with one you must deal with the other in order to wipe them from society.” The ALP acted quickly to remove Watson and by all reports left Premier Anna Bligh furious. “The views of this man have no place in the ALP. Frankly they are despicable and they have no place in the Australian community,” Ms Bligh said. “That’s why when these views became known to the party. He was asked to resign and this morning he was expelled. Minister for Communities Karen Struthers was also quick to point out the difference between the action taken by the Labor Party and the inaction of Campbell Newman and the LNP after their Cairns candiadate Gavin King suggested that women who are rape victims were partly to blame for their fate if they were drunk at the time. “Campbell Newman’s inaction stands in stark contrast to the ALP quick action to disendorse former Southern Downs Candidate Peter Watson,” Struthers said. “If Campbell Newman doesn’t have the courage to sack Gavin King, I urge all LNP candidates to do the right thing and call for Mr King to be dumped.’’ Newman is on the record as saying he will not sack King “because he’s a terrific bloke, he’s a family man”. issue 293 www.qnews.com.au | 7 Advertisement Made using drain cleaner, battery acid or even hair bleach. then popped in your Mouth. ecstasy. Face Facts. For more information call 1800 250 015 or visit australia.gov.au/drugs Authorised by the Australian Government, Capital Hill, Canberra. 8 | issue 293 www.qnews.com.au WORLD BRIEFS By Suzanne Gaskell SWEDEN – LESBIAN TRUCK DRIVER TWEETS FOR A NATION To boost the number of its followers, the Swedish tourist board ‘VisitSweden’ has decided to give its @Sweden Twitter feed to a different Swedish citizen for seven days at a time. This week it’s been the turn of Hanna, “just your average lesbian truck driver” who has been sharing her thoughts on life, politics, love and the weather whilst driving her 40-tonne lorry to Denmark and The Netherlands. So far the prestigious spot has been filled by advertising executive, an organic sheep farmer and a female priest to name but a few. The campaign has been a great success, with the number of followers doubling in the last 5 weeks alone. UK – LGBT ADOPTION AND FOSTERING WEEK NRL REF COMES OUT! By Natalie Brown High profile NRL referee Matt Cecchin came out publicly last week, after six years of keeping his sexuality known only to his colleagues, friends and family. His courageous move has made history, as the first NRL official to have gone public, and he told the press he has had nothing but support from his sporting cohort. Cecchin says his inspiration came from former Cowboys player Ian Roberts, who came out in 1995; and his book ‘Finding Out’, which gave him the courage to tell his family and friends. “I played sport, I loved rugby league, I liked going to the pub with my mates. It wasn’t until I read Ian’s book that I started to tick a few boxes,” Checchin was quoted in the Daily Telegraph. Three LGBTI radio programs on 4ZZZ are throwing their support behind fundraising for a new transmitter at the station. Dykes on Mykes, Queer Radio and Gay Savvy have clubbed together to run Ignite Your Gay Mission on Saturday March 3 from midday at the Wickham Hotel. It’s only a gold coin donation to get in with proceeds going to Transmission Ignition – the campaign to raise $50,000 for the new transmitter. The old transmitter is still run on valves and isn’t going to last much longer. Let’s face it, without a transmitter the six hours of queer content won’t go to air each week. Kristy Apps, Something Whiskey, DJ Frankie Trouble, Eleanor Jackson and others are providing a great line-up of live music, dance tracks and even performance poetry. There will also be a sausage sizzle and prizes. “Ignite Your Gay Mission is a great event because it includes all elements of 4ZZZ through being radically independent, showcasing local queer artists and supporting diversity on the airwaves,” explains Wickham Hotel Manager & Dykes on Mykes host Ruth Gardiner. “Dykes on Mykes and Queer Radio have been permanent fixtures every Wednesday night on 4ZZZ for a couple of decades now,” says Queer Radio presenter Mark Jeffery. “And Gay Savvy joined the stable of LGBTI programs on Zed Digital when it launched last year. “All of the shows have a great role reaching people who don’t get out to queer pubs or clubs. Young people in particular find the programs a great support.” Every Wednesday you can hear Dykes on Mykes from 7pm to 9pm and Queer Radio 9pm to 11pm on 102.1FM, www.4zzzfm.org.au or via iPhone apps. Gay Savvy airs every Thursday 8pm to 10pm on Zed Digital. Ignite Your Gay Mission is on Saturday March 3 at the Wickham Hotel, 12pm to 5pm. Donate online to Transmission Ignition at www.4zzzfm.org.au to keep the air queer. ICELAND – GAY TOURISM MONTH UNVEILED ISRAEL – ANTI-DISCRIMINATION LAW CONSIDERED Israeli ministers are set to vote on a new bill to outlaw discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation. Whilst the country already has an antidiscrimination employment law, the new ruling would offer legal protection across all areas of daily life. The changes have been proposed by Nitzan Horowitz, an ex-journalist and member of the Meretz Party, who is himself gay. Horowitz was also previously responsible for proposing amendments to the marriage law, stating that unions should be allowed between two partners regardless of their ethnic background, religion or gender. In a career spanning 20 years, Cecchin has forged a respected career within the NRL community. He says he is not concerned about sledging from the crowd. “The odd comment might come from the hill now maybe, but I’ve been called every name under the sun from there anyway…” IGNITE YOUR GAY MISSION The UK is to hold its first ever national Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Adoption and Fostering Week from 20th – 26th February. The event, organised by the charity ‘New Family Social’, will be held in Worcester and has already gained the support of social services in the area. The campaign comes after a recent UK survey showed that LGBT foster parents and adopters had significant positive skills and experience to offer young people. It is hoped that the prospective carers and parents from the gay community will be able to attend and receive information about helping children in need to start new lives. In a bid to boost tourism during the quiet month of February, Iceland has embraced a new festival aimed at the LGBT community. The first ‘Rainbow Reykjavik’ event will take place this month and will offer the chance to experience Icelandic thrills such as glacier walking, snowmobile driving and caving as well as more leisurely pursuits such as visiting hot springs and the Blue Lagoon. With gay equality fully supported by the law, there’s even an option to get married whilst on your trip! In the interest of his son who was still at school completing his HSC, he waited to share his news with the world. “I would do whatever I could to protect my son. He’s been so good to me about it. It hasn’t made the world of difference to him.” PROPOSITION 8 RULED “UNCONSTITUTIONAL” By Bonnie Gardiner Marriage Equality is in sight once again for Californians after a ban on same-sex marriage has been declared unconstitutional. Proposition 8 was voted into law in 2008 and established in the California Constitution that marriage is the union between one man and one woman, only 5 months after same-sex marriage had first been legalised in the state. However, further momentum was on the side of marriage equality when the United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit recently ruled that proposition 8 is unconstitutional. “Proposition 8 serves no purpose, and has no effect, other than to lessen the status and dignity of gays and lesbians in California, and to officially reclassify their relationships and families as inferior to those of opposite-sex couples,” the ruling states. “The Constitution simply does not allow for ‘laws of this sort.’” The decision came in a 2-1 majority and of course the issue is now expected to go to the US Supreme Court as Supporters of Proposition 8 may appeal the Ninth Circuit’s ruling. The court has issued a stay which means same-sex marriages cannot be performed in California until the appeals process is finished. issue 293 Currently seven states in the US have legalised same-sex marriage. California, as the nation’s most populous state and home to more than 98,000 same-sex couples, would be the gay rights movement’s biggest prize of them all. www.qnews.com.au | 9 GAY SKI ‘ZEM CRAZY WEEK RUSSIANS ANNOUNCED! By Natalie Brown Australia has finally come of age and we now have our very own Gay Ski Week that will be held during peak season at one of Australia’s best ski resorts, Thredbo. This inaugural week has already started to sell. Gay Ski Week will cater to both avid ski bunnies, those hot guys and gals who wear their ever so tight thermals as well as those who are less snow capable. Thredbo Village in the Kosciusko National park has an abundance of nightlife, plus many places to indulge your body and senses. QNews is proud to be a part of this event and together with Sara Birtwhislte from Travel Managers we have sought the best and friendliest accommodation available right in the heart of Australia’s premier resort. The package deal allows people to travel at a very affordable rate plus have some fun together as well as space to explore Australia’s winter wonderland. Sensibly this Ski Week is flexible and caters to those that just want to throw a snow ball or two, toboggan around a bit, ski on the learners slopes and get their balance or those crazy powder snow hounds that want to ski the black runs and run amock pushing boundaries. The basic package includes airfares from Brisbane plus transfers to and from the mountain. The best part about Thredbo is there is so much to do and you don’t have to travel up and down a mountain in a bus every day, because you are living the dream. Sara has organised some very affordable prices that include airfares. Advice has also been taken from Canada’s Whistler Gay Ski Week which is probably the largest of it’s kind in the world. Who knows we may even find our own Gay Ski Team to compete overseas? Throw in some night time entertainment, some causal group events plus plenty of time to explore and this is set to be an exciting week. Numbers are limited for early bird prices and as it sells out it will rise due to airline prices rising, so phone Sara for all the information. Gay Ski Week is a 5 day event from Sunday August 19th 2012. Sara can be contacted weekdays on 1300 689 461 10 | issue 293 www.qnews.com.au If flying a Russian airline didn’t sound sketchy enough already, we now have another reason to avoid the experience. News has hit the press that Russian airline Aeroflot has forced a gay flight attendant to enter into a sham marriage with a woman, just to keep his job! According to Gay Russia, after he vocalised his intention to form a group to fight for the rights of gay employees, 25 year old Maxim Kupreev was given an ultimatum - enter into a heterosexual marriage or lose his job. So at the end of last year he entered into a marriage with his school friend, Sofia Mikhailova. Bizarrely, previous to the incident, Mikhailova was already married to Grigoriy Andreykin, with the marriage between the two needing to be dissolved before her marriage to Kupreev could take place. As an incentive, she was given a few privileges with the airline, which include the opportunity to have discounted airfares. Apparently the ‘deal’ has worked out well for the couple, with him keeping his job and his ‘wife’ who lives in Siberia, able to fly cheaply to Moscow now. LGBT activists have called for a boycott of the airline in defence of its LGBT employees. Moscow Pride held its first rally on February 9, in an attempt to draw attention to the situation, which it hopes will put pressure on the international commercial airline alliance, Sky Team, to drop Aeroflot. The Sky Team alliance includes Air France, AlitaliaKM and Delta. O.M.G. = OZ + MADONNA + GAGA! By Bonnie Gardiner GLAMBERT’S NO QUEEN By Peter Gray Adam Lambert may have made the leap from reality TV contestant to full-fledged pop superstar, but moving on to fronting Queen is one gig not on the cards. A report in the UK claimed the openly gay singer, best known for his hit ‘Whataya Want From Me’, was in line to fill the shoes of the late Freddie Mercury after he was misquoted. The rumours were not completely baseless though as there are plans for Lambert to join the remaining members of Queen, guitarist Brian May and drummer Roger Taylor, for a series of dates following a show at the Sonisphere Festival in July in the UK, however the former Idol singer had to clarify the situation when it started spreading that he was permanently fronting the group. ““The intention is to pay tribute to Freddie and the band by singing some f***ing great songs,” Lambert was quoted as telling the tabloid, continuing “It’s to keep the music alive for the fans and give it an energy that Freddie would have been proud of.” Queen’s record label, Hollywood Records, contained the fire by releasing a statement which confirmed that there has been no official deal made with Lambert and that it is something that may happen for the Sonisphere Festival. If it were to go ahead Queen would be returning to the very spot they played their last concert with Mercury as their frontman. As for Lambert he’s got his work cut out for him, Queen gig or not, with his new album, ‘Trespassing’ due in March. This year, Australian pop lovers will be left sneezing glitter and spewing rainbows after not one, but TWO of the world’s hottest artists donning our shores in 2012-2013. Prepare for the awesome that is Madonna (omg!) and Lady Gaga (OMG!) who will provide the perfect combination of pop royalty, gay pride and an ultimate party setting. After her recent record breaking half time show for the Super bowl, Madge will trot around the globe in support of her 12th studio album MDNA, to be released on March 26. Clearly saving the best for last, 53 year old Madonna will give us ‘all her luvin’ when wrapping up her 90-day world tour with us in early 2013, after not venturing down under for almost 20 years, making her practically ‘like a virgin!’ The Grammy award winner is boasting expensive tickets that are worth every penny. “Start saving,” she told the Los Angeles Times. “Work all year, scrape the money together, and come to my show. I’m worth it.” A day after Madonna revealed she would embark on her tour to Oz, the most talked-about pop musician in all of Christendom, Lady Gaga, has announced dates for the Australian leg of her own global tour. Her concert is set to feature a gothic castle setting as well as a fan-friendly section she has called The Monster Pit for hard-core fans that may get selected by the Haus of Gaga to meet the star herself. These two mega stars taking on Australia head to head is creating a pop heavyweight championship the likes of which Australia has never seen. Who is the REAL queen of pop, and whose show will blow the others out of the water - the ultimate Material Girl, or the girl who would substitute Material for Meat? One thing’s for sure, two massive nights of excessive laser flashing, crazy dancing, costume changing; glitter raining will certainly make up two of the biggest party nights of 2012-2013. SPLIT issue 293 www.qnews.com.au | 11 Purple news for the girls THE ART OF MEETING WOMEN We all know how hard it can be to find that someone special. Where do you even begin? How do you approach someone that you’re interested in? Most of us fear rejection and it can be a pretty daunting experience to approach someone that we are attracted to. Unfortunately there is no set rules that are guaranteed to work there’s no golden pick up line. The good news however is that there a few tips that you can follow that can help you meet other women when you’re out and about. They may be just a few simple tips, but we hope that by taking a couple on board that you might just meet the girl of your dreams. 1. If you see someone who is interesting, go over to her and strike up a conversation. The easiest thing to do is to compliment her on something. “I really like your hair. Who cuts it?” or “Those are great shoes, where did you get them?” End with an open-ended question, so she has to engage with you. 2. Don’t just go up and offer to buy her a drink. Find something to talk about: the pool game, the band that’s playing or last night’s episode of The L Word. 3. Make eye contact and smile. Try to seem confident, even if you aren’t. Women respond to that. 4. Be friendly and courteous. Even if you and she don’t hit it off, she could have a friend that you like. 5. Pay attention to how she reacts and respond accordingly. If you’re sensing she’s interested, try flirting a little. Tell her she has beautiful eyes or she’s a good dancer. 6. Don’t be too pushy. After talking for a while, introduce yourself, say it was nice meeting her and excuse yourself and walk away. See if she approaches you later. Or you can return later to ask her to dance or say you enjoyed talking to her and would like her phone number. 7. Try to find something that you have that she wants- information about tickets to a sold out show, the name of that new self-help book, an extra car phone charger that just happens to fit her phoneand get her number so you can call her about it later. 8. Have a wing woman -- a friend who comes to the bar with you to boost your confidence and to check in with after you talk to someone. 9. Congratulate yourself. No matter what the outcome, you took a risk and put yourself out there. Have a drink or a dance to celebrate. 10. Be yourself. It may sound obvious but people know when you’re full of it. Don’t try to impress her with something about yourself that isn’t true, sooner or later it will make you look silly. POOL PARTY 2012 PROUDLY SUPPORTING TEAM AQUALICIOUS & OTHER GLBTIQ COMMUNITY GROUPS TICKETS $15* e oking Fe *Plus Bo e Onlin DJ LES SMITH INCLUDES TRANSFERS & ENTRY TO SLIPPERY WHEN WET FOAM PARTY @ THE WICKHAM THIS SATURDAY 25th FEBRUARY 2012 5PM TO 9PM buy tickets online aqualicious.com.au 12 | issue 293 www.qnews.com.au a glbtiq event Ellen Hits Back at the Haters By Natalie Brown Amidst a backlash from homophobic mums who called for her to be dropped as the face of American department store JC Penney, Ellen DeGeneres has stood tall and hit back at the haters. “For those of you who are just tuning in for the first time, it’s true. I’m gay. I hope you were sitting down.” Ellen responded to the conservative women’s group One Million Mums who have called for JC Penney to drop the gregarious talk show host, but the department store is standing by their woman. In a recent major makeover of the brand to make it groovier and more appealing to hipper shoppers, the chain hired DeGeneres as their new spokesperson. Apparently the mum group accused JC Penney of jumping on the ‘pro-gay bandwagon’ but Ellen has hit back, telling them that being gay isn’t a ‘bandwagon’ and questioned how much support there is for One Million Mums views. “I’m proud and happy to say that JC Penney stuck by their decision to make me their spokesperson, which is great news for me because I also need some new crew socks. I’m really going to clean up with this discount.” Perhaps the One Million Mums who complained about the talk show hosts new position just aren’t hip enough to swing with the new groove of JC Penney… Scarlet’s bringing sexy back! Scarlet kicks off it’s 2012 year this week and it will be darker and sexier than ever before. Black is the theme as Scarlet returns Saturday 25 February and features an awesome entertainment line up including a night club floor show, pole dancer Ashley X, Dance Trio & Seb Doyle. Plus an Air Guitar Competiton and DJs Stray & DJArsee, alongside DJ Facetious and Vikki Grant. As always, Scarlet offers 3 great spaces with the whole venue exclusively Women Only. Whether you like to dance surrounded by a room full of women, relax with a game of pool, enjoy live music or simply catch up with old friends & new, Scarlet offers a space for all lesbians, of all ages and of all styles. And with new performers every event. Oh... We all like a freebie so dress in black and arrive by 9:30 to receive your free gift! Earlybird tickets are only $15 (between 8.30 and 9.30pm). After 9:30pm, tickets are $20 and both are available at the door. Scarlet is at St Pauls on Leichhardt, Cnr Leichhardt & Wharf Streets Spring Hill. issue 293 www.qnews.com.au | 13 healthy living PATHOLOGISING OF TRANS WOMEN By Paul Martin Whilst there are many trans people living wonderful lives, there are many others who are psychologically damaged. Knowing you are the wrong gender can’t cause psychological harm. One thing that does lead to damage however, is the levels of transphobia in society. Another unlikely source of harm is the lack of understanding that has unfortunately been a part of the history of psychology and psychiatry. In the past, some people in these professions have pathologised trans people and forced them to present in a stereotyped way in order to access the treatments necessary to transition. Theories that are incorrect include the idea that trans women who are attracted to males are actually gay men who want to transition to seduce heterosexual men, or that it is due to psychological damage done at an early age. These beliefs have led to many gender diverse people becoming emotionally damaged as they keep looking for what is wrong with them rather than moving towards self-acceptance. Luckily things have changed and there are psychiatrists and psychologists who have a solid understanding of the reality of what it means to be trans. Gender diversity has always existed and always will in every culture around the world and is a wonderful aspect of the richness of what it means to be human. Those who overcome their fears and start the challenging and rewarding journey of transitioning have to face difficulties that many people couldn’t even imagine. Those who psychologically make it through these challenges in one piece often end up incredibly strong, caring and passionate with amazing perspectives on life that come from having lived as both male and female. I’m proud to be part of a psychology practice that educates other professionals about this area and we have had the privilege of working with countless people in supporting them to do whatever is necessary to become who they really are. Paul Martin is the Principal Psychologist at the Centre for Human Potential. www.cfhp.com.au PSYCH 14 | issue 293 NOT TONIGHT JOSEPHINE... By Dr Fiona Bisshop Headache is one of the commonest reasons people come to the doctor. There’s no doubt that a bad headache can be very disabling and distressing. Most headaches are short-lived and relatively harmless, but occasionally a headache can be a sign of a life-threatening illness. The commonest type of headache is the tension headache, thought to be caused by spasm of the muscles on your scalp. This can be brought on by physical or emotional stress, or poor posture especially from sitting in front of a computer. These headaches tend to build up gradually, starting from the back of the head, and is often described as tightness or pressure. They can come and go for days on end. Treatment is paracetamol, aspirin or ibuprofen, and sometimes neck massage can be helpful. The next most common cause is migraine. True migraines are headaches of sudden onset, often one-sided, and they often have an aura, which is a set of warning signs that a migraine is coming - these include strange visual disturbance such as flashing lights in I’VE GOT A HEADACHE a zigzag pattern, strange tastes and smells. Over the counter medications are less likely to work for migraines and you might need a prescription drug to manage them. Migraines can be triggered by various things - chocolate, alcohol, sleep disturbance or caffeine. There are many other causes of headache, including caffeine withdrawal, but it’s important to know when your headache could be a sign of something more sinister. A headache that gets worse when you lie down and that wakes you every morning, especially if it’s accompanied by personality change or irritability, could be a sign of a brain tumour (or it could just be a sinus infection!). A sudden headache like a thunderclap in your head could be a warning of an imminent brain haemorrhage and you should get to a doctor quickly if you experience this. Headache with fever and neck stiffness could be meningitis. If you’re having trouble with headaches, your doctor will know what questions to ask to work out the cause and the treatment, so don’t Google it, go ask the expert! Dr Fiona Bisshop is an experienced GLBTIQ Doctor. She practices at the Central Brunswick Medical Centre. Paul Martin www.qnews.com.au DOC Dr Fiona Bisshop DOING YOUR When you listen to athletes you will often hear them referring to their PB (or personal best). A bit like a BFF – a PB can help you achieve amazing results.... here’s how PB! healthy living Measuring Your Personal Best To see how you are going you need something to compare to. By measuring or timing your performance it gives you a line in the sand. It is the measurement of your best performance to date and from there you will either improve or not. Simple – huh! Well actually, not really. Just like in weight loss, having a PB can be a psychological mine field. What it does do is give you an unequivocal point of comparison. Recording Your PB Depending on what your sport or activity of choice is will determine how, or how often you record your performance. Swimmers who participate in Masters Swim Carnivals automatically have their times recorded in a database that electronically allows you to track performance. Other Masters sports like track and field also allow you to do this. For runners you may need to do this manually or obtain a sports watch that automatically tracks your time and distance and can often be downloaded to a computer. For those who can’t be bothered with technology – an excel spreadsheet or notepad can achieve much the same result. PBs for Motivation Smashing Your PB The great part about a PB is that it moves – so when you improve it – that is your new PB! Where it is helpful is in trend analysis – how you are performing over time. By keeping a record of your performance you get to see how things are panning out. It can also be helpful if you are competing in events as it may indicate what the best times of day are for you, or what different training intensities do to your overall performance. If you monitor different elements of your training you can see what works for you. There’s no point in having a record unless you can smash it. Despite the belief that as we get older we cannot improve – there are many people who significantly improve their best times over the years. By altering the intensity and power of techniques used when exercising you may find this allows your body to achieve great improvements. Shifting from short burst to long range activities may also open up improvements in different events or distances – giving you many PBs to work towards. Simply recording your PBs and measuring against them is often motivation enough to every now and then shake that tree to bring home the gold....even if it is just in your head. Happy Record Chasing. FITNESS www.teambrisbane.com Lindsay Nutley if you’re thinking of my laser it don’t matter if you’re NOW TREATING ALL SKIN TYPES t ’s 1s QLD Clinic r Lase ring ction of fe Redu r i a tH pes anen in ty Perm r ALL sk fo Buy any 4 Laser Hair Reduction treatments & receive 2 FREE!* free consultation | 15+ years experience medical grade lasers (not ipl) | safe | professional | friendly | affordable www.thelaserlounge.com.au Queensland Health Licensed 14G Paddington Central, 107 LaTrobe Terrace, Paddington QLD Call Now 3162 2100 *conditions apply issue 293 www.qnews.com.au | 15 Life life SOUTH AUSTRALIA SEEKS TO LEGALISE GAY MARRIAGE By Stephen Page Advocates have welcomed a South Australian state marriage equality bill introduced by Greens MLC, Tammy Franks. Ms Franks’ bill allowing same-sex couples to marry in South Australia mirrors similar legislation currently before the Tasmanian Parliament. South Australian Liberal Party leader, Isobel Redmond, has promised a conscience vote on the bill, a position confirmed by Upper House Opposition Leader, Stephen Wade. Australian Marriage Equality national convener, Alex Greenwich, said: “My hope is that the federal parliament will enact marriage equality this year, but if that doesn’t happen Tammy Franks’ bill is a timely reminder that the state parliaments are free to move forward on this important issue.” “A South Australian Liberal conscience vote also sends a strong message to the federal Coalition about the importance of MPs voting according to their individual values.” Tammy Franks said: “It’s the right time to end the Howard-imposed ban on same-sex Stephen Page is a partner of Harrington Family Lawyers 3221 9544 [email protected] Stephen is the author of the Australian Gay and Lesbian Law Blog lgbtlawblog.blogspot.com . 16 | issue 293 www.qnews.com.au marriage and send the right message on behalf of our same-sex attracted brothers, sisters, mothers and fathers, sons and daughters: Australians … want and deserve a fair go for all, regardless of their sexuality or gender.” The federal parliament can pass laws about marriage and divorce. After the Howard government amended the Marriage Act so that marriage was defined, under that Act, as only “between a man and a woman,” leading constitutional experts, including Professor George Williams, have argued that there is nothing to prevent the states from legislating to allow same sex marriage. For the bill to be enacted will require ALP support, which has not yet been forthcoming. If the bill is enacted it almost certainly will be the subject of a constitutional challenge in the High Court. Stephen Page is a partner of Harrington Family Lawyers. www. harringtonfamilylawyers.com He is an accredited family law specialist and author of the Australian Gay and Lesbian law Blog http://lgbtlawblog.blogspot.com LAW by Stephen Page REVIEW - Books COVER on screen EXTREMELY LOUD AND INCREDIBLY CLOSE (M) CONTRABAND (MA) With the award season films saturating the market right now (‘The Descendants’, ‘The Artist’, ‘Hugo’...) it’s good to have a little choice for escapism, and ‘Contraband’ adheres to that in spades. Making his Hollywood film debut as a director, Baltasar Kormakur, helms this actioner starring reliable genre entrant Mark Wahlberg as a former smuggler brought back to his old lifestyle in order to save his brother-in-law from a dangerous drug lord (Giovanni Ribisi). Assembling a crew, Wahlberg’s Chris Farraday sets off to Panama in an attempt to score millions of dollars in counterfeit bills, hoping this one job will wipe the slate clean for the irresponsible acts of his wife’s (Kate Beckinsale) brother. Reading the description, it’s quite evident as to how generic the film is and it plays into the formula without missing a beat; Double crossing? Check. Hero’s family threatened? Check. Close call on job execution? Check. But in spite of all this, it knows what it needs to do to keep audiences entertained and ‘Contraband’ certainly succeeds. Wahlberg doesn’t put too much effort into his role, Ribisi as the drug lord overacts with the best of them, and Beckinsale has very little to do (a far cry from ‘Underworld: Awakening’), but it all doesn’t really matter cause the final product, familiar as it is, is still satisfactory. As we have been told with the advertising, ‘this is not a film about September 11, it’s about the days after.’ And indeed the attacks on the World Trade Centre aren’t the main focus, but an instigator to the journey of young Oskar Schell (Thomas Horn), an amateur explorer affected by Autism Spectrum Disorder (Asperger’s or something of the sort). When he loses his father (Tom Hanks) in the tragedy he becomes manically obsessed with finding the origin of a key, something he finds rummaging through his father’s belongings, believing it was left for him specifically to ultimately uncover a message. As Oskar narrows down the key to having something to do with the surname Black, he manages to source every person in New York with that last name and begins a door to door mission to find out if they knew his father and if they know about the key. The film follows Oskar’s journey and the multitude of people he meets, most of whom take him in to their lives for the day and reveal their own stories; Max Von Sydow as a mute who joins Oskar for some of his searchings, and the glorious Viola Davis as a woman suffering through a divorce are two of the more prominent people visited. Tom Hank and Sandra Bullock give the film some star power but unfortunately their roles are somewhat limited. The film still, however, managed to pick up an Academy Award nomination for Best Film. I get the feeling that this will be one of the severe ‘love or hate’ films out at the moment. REVIEW - Movies Reviews by Peter Gray PORTSIDE | PORTSIDE WHARF, REMORA ROAD HAMILTON & 3137 6000 | FREE UNDERCOVER PARKING! 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Travel Insurance highly recommended – contact Sara for details. 18 | issue 293 www.qnews.com.au By Wally Cowin feature The Complete Guide to Civil Unions What is a civil union? A civil partnership is a new way of formally recognising a committed relationship between a couple, regardless of their gender. The relationship is legally recognised in Queensland and the Commonwealth once it is registered at the Registry of Births, Deaths and Marriages. What is the legal effect of registering a civil partnership? Registration of a civil partnership will provide you and your civil partner with proof of the existence of the relationship. As a civil partner you will not have to provide any further proof that your relationship exists. This will make it easier for you to prove your relationship for things like superannuation, tax and government welfare payments and in emergency situations such as at the hospital. When will we be able to enter into a civil partnership? Civil partnerships are available now! The Act came into effect on 23 February. How do we enter into a civil partnership? You can enter into a civil partnership in two ways: What if things go wrong? 1. Registration only – completing an application form and submitting it to the Registry of Births, Deaths and Marriages. Your Civil Union can then be registered after the mandatory 10 day cooling off period. We would certainly wish you and your partner a long and happy union, but just in case things don’t work out, a civil partnership can be ended. 2. A declaration ceremony - You and your partner must complete a Notice of Intention to Enter into a Civil Partnership form and provide the notice to the Registry of Births, Deaths and Marriages, a regional courthouse, or to the Civil Partnership Notary who will conduct the declaration ceremony. The notice must be provided at least 10 days before the date of the ceremony. (The notice of intent is valid for 12 months once submitted) A civil partnership is terminated upon the death or marriage of either partner, or it can be terminated by court order. At the ceremony there must be at least one witness present. You and your partner, the witness and the Civil Partnership Notary are required to sign a Notice of Declaration of a Civil Partnership. Where can we have our ceremony? Who can enter into a civil partnership? You may enter into a civil partnership if: • you are an adult (18 years or over) • you are not married or already in a civil partnership • you are not in a prohibited relationship with your proposed civil partner (this basically means that your partner is not a family member). • either you or your proposed civil partner (or both of you) lives in Queensland. Initially ceremonies to make a declaration of civil partnership will need to be held at the Registry of Births, Deaths and Marriages, 110 George Street, Brisbane or at a regional courthouse as no Civil Partnership Notaries have been appointed yet. Civil Partnership Notaries will start to be registered after 2 April 2012. You or your civil partner may apply to the District Court for an order terminating your civil partnership if: • you have lived separately and apart for a continuous period of at least 12 months, and • at least one of you believes that there is no likelihood of a reconciliation between you. Where can I get more information and relevant forms? Details about fees, forms and other information can be found on the Births, Deaths and Marriages’ website. Click: http://www.justice.qld.gov.au/ and select Births, Deaths and Marriages Once external Civil Partnership Notaries are registered, civil partnership ceremonies will be able to be held anywhere in Queensland, subject to obtaining the relevant approvals to access and use that location. Phone: 1300 366 430 Visit: Births, Deaths and Marriages - 110 George Street, Brisbane. issue 293 www.qnews.com.au | 19 Tips for having a ball this Mardi Gras season lenty Take p oms of cond – e and lub em keep th handy Get an t STI tes & before our after y holiday If un hap safe se p x can ens PE P s gett top you ing HIV Sex – th e the earlier b (wit etter hin hou 72 rs) www.healthycommunities.org.au 20 | issue 293 The mo re partne rs you ha ve the mo re you’ll n eed an STI test www.qnews.com.au sex New may es scen fferent di have s – get rule w the o n k t to e firs scen People may ha v differe e a nt status HIV – an you can d ’ always t tell have n a c You I and T S – an ow it n k t on no ss it a p d an hers to ot Info & Support 1800 009 448 (NSW) | 1800 155 141 (QLD) life - feature The wonderful world of the Male Nipple By Eliot Rifkin Well here’s a topic that isn’t chatted about often – Men’s nipples being twisted by random strangers in clubs or work – a surprisingly common occurrence. Talking about size, the more you play with nipples, the bigger they can grow. In fact they can grow as much as 2 cm! People who use clothespins know this, in their quest to get to that edge between pain and extreme pleasure. Here’s some more male nipple fodder that will add to your conversations… #11 Just because they are erect doesn’t mean we’re aroused - Nipples can become hard due to sexual stimulation, but they can also harden due to cold temperatures. So why do people do this? Is it sexual, do they want to #12 Some martial arts fighters grab their own nipples get down? Are they just playing around? A relic from before their match to taunt their opponents childhood or just can’t resist touching headlights? #13 Showing some nip at the gym is bad etiquette - In #1 Men have nipples because when we’re conceived some gyms, it’s considered extremely rude to have your As young schoolboys, we’ve all had the dreaded ‘nipple we don’t have a gender - Your nipples came before your nipples show while you’re working out. cripple’. (for those of you that haven’t, it’s the act of penis. #14 The distance between men’s nipples is 27.9 twisting on the nipple very painfully) But how many of #2 Some guys talk about size of their nipples- (usually centimetres – Don’t believe everything on the Internet you guys still have random strangers lightly touch your when drunk) ‘Did you see Todd’s #15 Mammillaphobia is nipples to this day just out in a bar? nipples they’re smaller than a the fear of nipples. In some cases of extreme stress 5 cent piece’, anything bigger Doesn’t matter if you’re gay or straight, male headlights #16 Male rats and mice than a 20 cent piece on a guy protruding through your shirt is an open invitation. It men can lactate too! have hormones that may mean a T-shirt at the seems straight men tweak them in greeting or ‘hey’. suppress nipple growth. beach. Even girls get into the fun and tweak guy’s erect nipples. #17 During puberty, males’ #3 Joggers’ nipples can affect the way they run – Some Imagine if guys tweaked random girl’s nipples? A bit of a nipples sometimes grow - Some guys have enough men get nipple chaffing, the worst type of chaff known double standard, ay? So, I wondered if girls tweak each estrogen flowing through them, that their nipples become to man. Perhaps, this is why there’s so many shirtless other’s nipples, and from a random survey of women in puffy and female-like. This chemical imbalance eventual marathon runners. some of the local bars, it appears almost hands-down or evens out. #4 It really hurts to get nipples waxed should I say ‘off’ – no! #18 Take care of your nipples - Men can get breast #5 Guys care what their boobs look like too cancer too. If you have a persistent itch, pain, or just For many guys it’s an erogenous #6 In some cases of extreme aren’t comfortable with your nipples consult your doctor zone. Straight girls have stress men can lactate too! immediately! worked out their boyfriends In some gyms, it’s considered #7 Nipple tassels are not #19 Most men like having their nipples played with. love having them played extremely rude to have your nipples cool on dudes #20 A group called Milkmen are fathers that breastfeed with, while us gay guys #8 Some men have a third show while you’re working out. – ewww! Here’s their website if you don’t believe me. were on to that for a while. nipple! 12.5% of people have http://www.unassistedchildbirth.com/miscarticles/ Nipple rings add to their a third nipple; supposedly, milkmen.html sensitivity but does an erect nipple mean someone’s Mark Wahlberg (Marky Mark) is one of them. If you excited? Not necessarily. They may just be cold or the lived in the middle ages and had a third nipple, you were So why do random people effect of the sun beating on it or rubbing clothes or.... considered a witch and burned at the stake. The third touch male headlights? nipple was what the devil or an imp would use to suck Hmmm, does the size of your areola (look it up) have a Your guess is as good as blood out of the witch (obviously). bearing whether your nipples are more sensitive? Not mine. #9 Some men have inverted nipples really, it’s not the size that matters, it’s the nerve endings #10 Some areolas are hairy – even women’s that count. issue 293 www.qnews.com.au | 21 fun - feature Lucy Lips Woohoo .. I’m back … hi sweeeties. They always trot me out at election time, mind you the ol’ girl has a bit of mould on her this year … Is it just me or it the damp rising in Queensland? maybe Lucy Lips … maybe not? Finally I can get my tired old box on stage again? …. Just waiting for that phone call girlfriend and I work cheap! Well my lovelies hasn’t the shows at Sporties got hellishingly good all of a sudden? Those tropicana style moves plus Mattie and who is that other hot boy with a smile that could drop a performing girl’s bra at the snap of a finger? I don’t know how Ella and the girls keep themselves tucked … serious strain there! Sorry no potty mouth I have been told to keep things PC. One thing this girl will be at, and hint hint, maybe performing in, Wanda … darls, I say luv I say pet I say … whatever?? Lost my thought then … oh yeah The Rocky Horror Sing Along Show downstairs at Sporties th March the 10 and it is FREEEE! Ella Va’Lay, Lidia Box, Jacklyn Hyde, and Chinta Woo Allcock are in a PEEP SHOW upstairs at Sporties on Saturdays during March???? What the???? …. The hot boys are part of it so save me a seat upfront and put an umbrella in my drink this girl is frockin up for this one! Now I had the good fortune to spend some serious time on the Gold Coast recently and wow has that changed. Escape is just the ants pants and the eye candy … wooohoo … nearly had a heart attack I tell you. Pretty little angels everywhere and I tell you I got accidentally flogged. A few too many bevvies yet again and my counsellor tells me that is a bad thing to do. Apparently moderation is everything. But my counsellor did not have an apoofany like I did .. standing on the balcony at Escape gazing over the Pacific Ocean and being hugged by a gay angel! I thought I was in heaven, and yes, I am heading that way at my age I guess, but what a way to go. “The hot boys are part of it so save me a seat upfront and put an umbrella in my drink this girl is frockin up for this one!” The Beat is are at it again …. money .. those boys behind the bar just get me … well socially lubricated every time I go there and they are givin’ away cash again! $400 I won last time and I reckon I can do it again. Almost paid for my drink bill last time … well … I had a few friends. The question on everyone’s lips … who will be front and centre on stage all frocked up? I hear someone is gunna do a guest spot … Finally the GREAT PUB DEBATE, the business people invited a few pollies for a good ol fashioned pub debate and if last time was any indication, this will be a real hum dinger. A stage full of politicians that can affect our lives, a few beers combined with question time... could be fun! No gloves, just respect and direct debating … Luvs it and bring it on I say. Sporties Hotel will be the host and they are making plenty of room to fit everyone in on th March 19 I heard. Good on ya GLBN and well done! Well time is short, be nice to each other and see you around the traps and pleeeease say hi to Lucy when you see me out! I won’t bite … unless you ask me to :) Tips for having a ball this Mardi Gras season xtra Take e you ith meds w you e – in cas d or aye get del em lose th aintain m o t y r T e the sam le – schedu ny to a ease in efore sb change o you g Carry e ss meds o ential n you – in case you do n’t make i t home Be pre pared f or side ef fects – bring h ead & diarr ache hoea tablets HIV Medications Some meds wo rk badly wi th recreatio nal drugs e.g. Viagra & Amyl, Ritonavi r& Speed/E cstasy/ Crystal www.healthycommunities.org.au 22 | issue 293 www.qnews.com.au l t loca c a t Con ces if i serv hing t some rong w goes ve t lea t ’ n o e –d you g l i t n it u e hom Info & Support 1800 009 448 (NSW) | 1800 155 141 (QLD) M e n s C ruise Club OPEN NOON-L EVERYDAY ATE www.klubkruise.com FRONT - COFFEE LOUNGE CRUISE CLUB OUTBACK 29 PRICES: $6.50-$15 Mc LAC HLA N STR EET FO RT ITU DE VA LL EY BR IS BA NE QL D 07 38 52 11 61 TRADIE TUESDAYS STUDENT WEDNESDAY white wolf PRESALE TICKETS AVAILABLE NOW AT KLUB KRUISE issue 293 www.qnews.com.au | 23 Tips for having a ball this Mardi Gras season elp if Seek h well l un you fee ical – med s don’t e c i v r e s police e h t l l e t Know what you are taking – quality and street nam es may differ ry recove d i a o T t well rest, ea ght li & take e exercis Drink plenty of water – and take break s from the heat Drugs & Alcohol Be awa r of the l e aw – k to recrea o s ’ t ional It no – l d y r u g a s s are til ’ll s ! illegal & u o n y d e fu sniffer rug v a h d are co ogs mmon Let you r know w mates hat doing – you’re so they can su ppo if need rt you ed, a you the nd m www.healthycommunities.org.au 24 | issue 293 www.qnews.com.au clean a e y Us ever r o f ts fit an fi t e l c hit – uipmen q and e lable at avai es & parti ges an exch s and g u r D ol alcoh ke a can m ons i decis afe ts abou rder a sex h Info & Support 1800 009 448 (NSW) | 1800 155 141 (QLD) feed me to be listed in the feed me guide call 38525933 or email [email protected]. all listings are hotlinked to your website or facebook page via qnews.com.au The Bitchin Kitchen Secret recipes, illustration and creation By Steve Anderssen TANDOORI CHICKEN TORTILLAS ! New By Derek Chew There’s more to the Moray Makes 8 (2 each for 4 people) METHOD: INGREDIENTS 1 packet of 8-12 soft flour tortillas (for burritos) 24 slices of fresh Roma tomato 8 handfuls of washed baby rocket leaves Freshly ground black pepper Fresh lemon to serve MARINADE 16 chicken tenderloins or large skinless chicken fillets cut into strips 2-3 desser tspoon ‘Sharwood’s’ Tandoori paste for an orange colour (or “Pataks’ brand for a pink Tandoori) 3 desser tspoon of plain yogur t 1 desser tspoon lemon juice DRESSING 1 cup of plain yoghur t 1 Tbs of freshly chopped mint 1. Marinate the chicken for 30 minutes (or longer) and place on an oven tray with sides. Bake @ 288C/550F for about 10 minutes. Turn each piece and cook for another 5 minutes. 2. Meanwhile make the minted yogurt and prepare the other ingredients. 3. To serve, fill each tortilla with a little rocket, 3 slices of tomato, 2 strips of chicken and a drizzle of minted yoghurt. Finish with a squeeze of lemon and ground black pepper. 4. You may also wish to place all in the centre of the table, family style, to ‘make your own’. 5. Tandoori chicken is best hot from the oven but is also good chilled for a picnic the next day. While Moray Café has always been a popular break fast spot for locals and avid brekk y goers alike, perhaps not as well known are their offerings for lunch and dinner. Ambient lighting and white linen provide a warm, slightly moody but still relaxed atmosphere at night; a contrast from the bright and casual break fast experience. The menu reads like a roll call of all of your classic favourites only influenced by contemporary twists: think chicken parma and steaks, Italian-inspired pasta dishes, and even a retro dish in the form of lamb’s fry and bacon. Not sure what to order? Then be sure to ask for suggestions from the at tentive and friendly wait-staf f. For star ters, we were rewarded with fluf fy and moreish corn frit ters and Spanishstyle meatballs cooked in a lovely napoli sauce and enlivened by flavoursome melted iberica cheese. The mains are prepared with the same level of skill and care. The carb-free package of delight ful crisp-skinned fish is accompanied by a lively salad and a zesty beurre blanc sauce. The risot to is well-cooked creamy rice studded with delectable scallops and flavoured with a hint of saf fron, while to describe the special of rump mignon, a generous slab of juicy meat wrapped in bacon and dressed with a tasty mushroom sauce, as immensely satisfying would be an understatement. Make sure that you keep some room for the fabulous desser ts and house-baked sweets. The wine list is shor t but well considered, star ting from a reasonable $8 per glass for Barossa Valley and Margaret River labels, but BYO is also an option. As for the icing on the cake, their daily dinner specials are well wor th noting, par ticularly their $13 all mains on Tuesdays and the all day $15 steak and fish on Fridays and Saturdays respectively. Established for almost 30 years, the Moray Cafe an understated stalwar t locals would love to keep secret and foodies would love to discover. Shop 1, 158 Moray St, New Farm 4005 © Copyright 2011 issue 293 www.qnews.com.au | 25 life - feature Party with The Stars The red carpet hits Brisbane on Oscars night One of Brisbane’s most prestigious and longest-running annual charity events will celebrate its ‘coming of age’ and a new name when it turns 18 at Treasury Casino & Hotel on February 27 with a star-studded guest list including Ricki-Lee Coulter who will hit the Oscars stage with her sizzling new performance! Finally reaching ‘adulthood’, Rossi’s Charity Gala (formerly Rossi’s Oscars) hosted by media personality Damien Anthony Rossi, will roll out the red carpet amidst the elegant surrounds of Queens Park (adjacent to Treasury Hotel) to celebrate its 18th bir thday and Hollywood’s Night of Nights, the 84th Annual Academy Awards. With Oscar nominations released and as an ode to Best Picture favourite, silent film The Ar tist , Rossi has announced that the theme of this year’s event will be ‘1920’s Hollywood Glamour’. A glamorous star-studded crowd will descend upon the historic Queens Park to face the flashbulbs and stroll the red carpet on Oscars Night for this celebrated annual event which has raised tens of thousands of dollars for cancer research since its inception. Rossi has announced Cancer Council Queensland as this year’s beneficiary of the famous event. To help celebrate the event’s 18th bir thday singing sensation Ricki-Lee Coulter who rocked Rossi’s Oscars in 2005 & 2006 will be back with a show stopping choreographed per formance including hit singles Raining Diamonds and Can’t Touch It (from Sex and the City 2). Showbiz legend Rhonda Burchmore will make her second appearance at the event to co-host with Rossi and per form some of her signature numbers. Also announced is internationally-renowned electronic violinist trio, Maske, who will make their first-ever appearance at this glit tering event. To add to an already glamorous event, Australia’s fashion and style icon Alex Perry will be on hand to present a very special Alex Perry Red Carpet Retrospective showcasing10 of Alex’s favourite and most glamorous gowns from the last 10 years. Rossi said he is excited about the new location, and promises a spectacular night of glitz, glamour and enter tainment. “This is the most exciting year in the history of this charity event. For our 18th year, I can’t think of any place I would rather celebrate such a milestone.” Popular features of the event include the glamorous Rossi’s Oscars Fashion Parade showcasing stunning red carpet gowns to be directed by Mercedes-Benz Fashion Festival director, Lindsay Bennet t, and the annual Rossi’s Best Dressed Competition. With only 250 tickets available to the public, guests will enjoy a decadent three hour cock tail dining package prepared by Treasury’s award winning team of chefs, live enter tainment, and the telecast of the 84th Annual Academy Awards from Hollywood. The Rossi’s Charit y Gala is February’s ‘golden ticket’ and is set to be one of 2012’s most spectacular and memorable events. The Gala will be held 7:00pm, Monday 27 February at Queens Park (outside Treasury Hotel). Tickets are $150 each or $130 each for 4 or more and can bee booked on (07) 3306 8888 or via treasuryspecialevents@ echoent.com.au. Photo: Ian Golding Tips for having a ball this Mardi Gras season re Be awa of your s nding surrou – act ntly & confide ell w walk in s lit area meone Tell so re if you a e om going h with a er – strang e at txt a m Stay ou to midday f the sun – 10 am – 3pm Drink s piki happen ng s– watch out for your dr ink Sun & Safety Condom s, and sun heat s don’t m creen ix use wa – only ter ba lubrica se nt Ring 00 0 in an emerge nc –or 112 y on your m obile www.healthycommunities.org.au 26 | issue 293 www.qnews.com.au 30+ Wear een cr suns hat a – and hirt and s ty plen k n i Dr ter – a w f o ake and t rom ks f brea heat the Info & Support 1800 009 448 (NSW) | 1800 155 141 (QLD) COVER BOY Chris PROFILE Name: Chris Age: 26 Star sign: Pisces Nickname: Don’t have one Lives: East Brisbane What makes a guy sex y: His eyes, smile & sense of humour Who would you turn straight for? 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Upon stepping into this elegant executive residence, you enter a world of luxury appointments and finishings and a rela xed regal touch and finesse. But you may prefer to star t with a blank canvas of sleek smooth contemporary lines designed to capture the seamless indulgence and enjoyment of the leafy outdoors from the huge decks, enormous open plan living and beautifully terraced outdoors. This quality home lends itself to be furnished and adorned in a variety of styles and tastes whilst still of fering you the much sought af ter luxury refuge and seclusion from a busy city life in a rela xing and leafy environment. You can easily slip into the heated spa and sip champagne and enjoy wide views of the gently sloping hillside and Mount Coot-tha. Apar t from the high ceilings huge expansive open plan areas and large bedrooms the home also of fers a gourmet kitchen with European appliances and stone benchtop, luxury bathrooms, fully ducted air conditioning, video intercom, ensuite, enormous walk-in robe in the master bedroom, electronically controlled blinds, fully landscaped private gardens and large home of fice in which you can conduct your business from home! You cannot af ford to miss out on viewing this beautiful residence. To view this propert y contact Nerina Sportelli today on 0403 470 763 or 3262 5700 or email [email protected] issue 293 www.qnews.com.au | 27 REVOC on screen skooB - WEIVER HOT BOX ECSTASY CAMPAIGN Once Upon a Time – February on 7 What would happen if fairy tale characters were flesh and blood? The Evil Queen from Snow White has cast a spell to exact her revenge on Snow, creating a parallel world where all our fairy tale faves have lost their memories and are trapped in our world in a small US town, Storybrooke, where one boy, Henry, knows the truth. It’s found critical acclaim and high ratings in the US this season and for good reason. Both timelines feature in each episode, with pieces of the puzzle revealed in each week you won’t be lef t scratching your head as you meet new faces weekly including Hansel, Gretel, Red and our other villain –Rumpelstilkskin. Also: Ab Fab is back – ABC1 Wed 8pm – but the critics are crying foul. Make up your mind if the girls have gone stale. Smash (Tues Feb 21st, 6:30, W) is the new Debra Messing/ Angelica Houston mega hit following the at tempts to launch a Marilyn musical on Broadway. Singing, dancing, seduction and bitching are all a par t of this exclusive world. This Summer I saw a trailer at the movies for what looked like a new Aussie film, however it was a clever marketing ploy for multicultural drama The Straits (Thurs 8:30, ABC1) – definitely a series wor th checking out, esp for Underbelly fave Firass Dirani! Suburgatory (Sun 8:30, GO!) is one of the best new comedies focusing on a NYC father & daughter who move to suburbia with the plastics & Entourage’s Lloyd features as her gay school counsellor. Outland (Wed 9:30, ABC1) has kicked into gear, our Aussie comedy about a gay SciFi club – mark your diaries! COMPETITION Calling all young designers and creative types! The Ecstasy. Face Facts national drug campaign is looking for new designs for an upcoming campaign and they want to see your designs! This is your chance to win up to $2,000 cash, festival tickets and have your design produced into this year’s exclusive Ecstasy. Face Facts t-shirt for the National Drugs Campaign. If you’re aged between 15-21, simply create an image that shows your suppor t for an anti-drugs theme, including this year’s tagline “Ecstasy. Face Facts” somewhere on your design and upload it online. The top designs as voted by you and your mates will be in the running for great prizes. So go on - get creative! For more information and to see some of the designs that have already been submitted, please visit www. facefactstees.com.au . Designs must be submitted by 27 February. HOT BOX By B Boy PORTSIDE | PORTSIDE WHARF, REMORA ROAD HAMILTON & 3137 6000 | FREE UNDERCOVER PARKING! NOW SHOWING Brand New Series To view a complete list of films and session times at Dendy Portside, or to buy tickets online visit www.dendy.com.au weeknights.10.30PM 10 x OSCAR NOMINEE – INCLUDING BEST PICTURE AND BEST DIRECTOR NOW SHOWING COMING SOON AEDT Buckle up for the brand-new series of RuPaul’s Drag Race, the ultimate drag queen competition. Don’t miss the outrageous, talented, cutting-edge and gorgeous contestants JOSH as they fight for the title (and tiara)! NOW SHOWING22-26 AT NEWTOWN LAWSON & RACHAEL TAYLOR FEBRUARY w w w. d e n d y. c o m . a u Watch a sneak peek at lifestyle.com.au/rupaul 28 | issue 293 www.qnews.com.au only on by Tim Spencer music Just a cour tesy ‘did you know’ about the current happenings of the Young Divas Aussie Idol contestants of Australia. Are they still collaborating or is this it for a bit?? Kate Deraugo – one of the celebrity contestants on Excess Baggage....good luck young lady. Let’s get rid of these tuckshop arms once and for all. I also smell maybe a plot to release a new single once Excess Baggage concludes since she may have more of a following af ter reality t v...pun. Young Divas - where are they now? Emily Williams – has just released an album called ‘Uncover’ for all to discover how raw and true she can be. This is a new album fresh from Emily with no covers hoping to inspire the dance floor as well as people of her talent. She is set to play at The Beat on the 24th February and Escape on the 25th. Paulini – just released a new single called ‘Fireman’ and what a hot, steamy dance track it is. Hello, reinvention. Paulini has been doing great things for her music career not so much here in Australia but overseas in places like Spain, Japan, South Africa, Germany, The Netherlands and most recently China. She also plans to play at the Mardi Gras coming up. Hot. Cosima De Vito – replacing Jessica Mauboy who replaced Ricki-Lee...what is Cosima up to??? Your guess is as good as mine. However her twit ter states more music on the way. Bring it Cosima and raise the bar along with the other girls!! Festival Watch with Spence Splendour Farewells QLD It was announced recently that Splendour In The Grass is no longer to be situated at Woodfordia but returning to Byron Bay Belongil Fields. This news has been applauded by majority of Splendour fans along with numerous petitions to bid Splendour back to its home town. In the past two years Splendour has been at Woodford. Woodfordia allowed Splendour its own amphitheatre for the main acts and an interim location whilst organisers worked on alternative parklands in Byron Bay. QNews cannot help but wonder where the line is drawn with this new announcement? Did people like the new location bet ter than the old? Are people relieved that it’s back at Byron? Fans that joined the Splendour band wagon when it star ted in Queensland excited about experiencing a Byron festival? Please let us know your thoughts. Groovin The Moo announced The rural festival makes its triumphant 2012 return. Groovin The Moo is a national festival that hits up a distant rural town in each Australian state – accessible for all the non city folk that are also festival mad. In Queensland Groovin The Moo always stops by at the Murray Stadium complex in Townsville. This 06 May, Townsville will host the following groundbreaking acts plus more; Mutemath (Blood Pressure by them is an amazing film clip), Mat t Corby makes his festival debut, Kaiser Chiefs (possibly returning to boost their album flop), Adrian Lux (teenage crime hit wonder), Hilltop Hoods, 360, Kimbra, Public Enemy, Bluejuice and Chiddy Bang (such diversity...). Tickets have been on sale since February 16 so if wanting to make a road trip to Townsville or even Maitland and get amongst some great music for thcoming then do it!! Music Reviews Lana Del Rey – Born To Die The Tings Tings – Sounds From Nowheresville Pravana – Yoga Grooves A friend of mine told me a way to describe Lana’s music is ‘sadcore.’ Her tones and song themes are definitely depressing but it’s also contagious and incredulously soothing that you can’t help but keep listening. Her voice and rif fs is pure music cocaine to these editors’ ears. Lana could be singing in each track for several minutes ‘dir ty, sweaty, brown shoes’ but as long as it’s at dif ferent pitches and in tune it will sound phenomenally brilliant!! Her music isn’t constantly melancholy or dark but her lyrics can also tell a ‘not so sad’ story yet adopt those deep, hypnotic, rangefull vocals. A voice you cannot help but love. Without highlighting any tracks in par ticular, every track will fulfil that Lana fix the everyday listener might be seeking if too a massive fan of Lana’s voice. An album appropriate for any scene. Lana Del Rey <3!! According to a press release The Ting Ting’s have completely thrown their song writing rule book away and have star ted writing and per forming whatever they want and what makes them happy as opposed to the pressure of writing music that impacts from their previous ‘DIY hardcore pop’ (as quoted by their latest press release). This is highly evident in their first track on this album ‘Silence’ (which is far from it). Their sound still has that pop, cockney, punk feel but comes of f a bit more heavier and grungier and less bubblegum pop’esque. ‘Give It Back’ also defines The Ting Ting’s reinvention allowing Jules more vocal time, which is also dif ferent. Katie also really breaks barriers by serenading in a full length track in ‘Day To Day’ showing of f what a talented, unique voice she has along with her rapping, cheeky vocals. ‘Guggenheim’ is another great par ty track which also breaks Katie’s stereotypical song writings. A great, educational listen and also demonstrates a new, dif ferent, reinventing direction for The Tings Tings. This album was forwarded to me in case there is a large demographic out there that practise the ancient ar t of yoga. Simon Lewis (aka Pravana) has put together a myriad of electronic soothing beats to inspire, rela x and soundtrack anyone’s yoga ritual or spare time even. Elements in these tracks sound very ‘electronic and unique as if Pravana was at home on his laptop making music just like the geniuses Oliver Tank and Jonti with the occasional implementation of Egyptian and Indian tunes and rhy thms. Such an enchanting, tranquil 65 minutes of music, themed as a ‘rela xation album’ – you won’t even realise Pravana has gone to a new track it is puzzled together that ef fectively. If a yoga fanatic then this album is a must or a great gif t idea. issue 293 www.qnews.com.au | 29 perfoming arts THE BOYS NEXT DOOR After the hugely successful How to Be A Man, Brisbane Arts Theatre have put together another must see show that will touch audiences and have them laughing out loud. Arnold, Lucien, Barry and Norman have lit tle in common - except the intellectual disabilities that have led them to life in a New England group home. Friends and family come and go, but their carer Jack remains a constant. At least for now.... Tom Grif fin’s honest and humorous play shows its not the mind that counts, but the hear t. The boys nex t door plays 10 March - 7 April at Brisbane Arts Theatre, 210 Petrie Terrace. Tickets can be booked via w w w.artstheatre.com. au or call 33692344. BLAG Meeting 30 | Paul at QNews Christmas Party issue 293 Paul at GLBN meeting UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL Have you ever....Fallen in love without thinking about the consequences? Wanted someone so badly you needed to be inside their skin? Cheated on a partner? Wanted to sleep with a stranger? ....Actually slept with a stranger....? ... Then it’s official, you must see this show. Closer is a play about that rip-yourguts-out-can’t-even-breathe-kindof-love. The production revels in the mess of sex, jealousy, intimacy and unrequited love. Paul at QAHC Christmas Party www.qnews.com.au Directed by Harriet Devlin and featuring Jillian Geur ts, Krystal Har t, Jena Prince and James Trigg; this play reminds us about the sheer joy of love, the intensity of the first forbidden touch... and just how much silence can hur t. Closer will play Wed 29 Feb – Sat 3 March at Schonell Theatre, St Lucia. Tickets are available now via www. Undergroundproductions.org.au . Paul at Civil Union Forum Paul at Civil Union Vote performing arts AWKWARD Expect to be fixated on the vile, rendered incontinent by the absurd and confronted by every thing from zygote ragù to maniacal masturbators. MOMENTS The Snapshot series of per formance nights, now up to number 5 have cemented their place in Brisbane’s cultural landscape as an event where local per formance and physical theatre ar tists come to experiment before taking their acts to the world stage. Curated by dif ferent ar tists each time, this night themed “Awkweird Moments” see’s Sean Young and Ruth Gardner bring a host of other twisted minds together to present their ar tistic interpretation of something that collectively can make us cringe and giggle all at once. Up to twelve shor t per formances will be on show from a broad range of genres including comedy, physical theatre and music. If you haven’t got ten out and had your feather tickled in a while then this is your chance to dip your toes into the fountain of ace. Lock your suppor t worker in the cupboard and book a ta xi, the evening is licensed and only $15 at the door. Those lucky per formers that are willing to have their reputation soiled beyond a doubt by being involved in this unlikely shambles include: Programmed by Sean Young and Ruth Gardner • Gai Lemon • Dan Eady Details: • Amanda Lyn-Pearson Saturday 24th march, 2012 • Simon Bet teridge SYC studios • Trasey Chambers and 37 Manilla st Rhonda Paradise East Brisbane • Fez Fa’anana Doors 7pm for an 8pm kick off • Travis Scot t Tickets $15 More TBA. POOL PARTY 2012 NEW FARM NASH THEATRE INC. PRESENTS PROUDLY SUPPORTING TEAM AQUALICIOUS & OTHER GLBTIQ COMMUNITY GROUPS TICKETS $15* e oking Fe *Plus Bo e Onlin DJ LES SMITH INCLUDES TRANSFERS & ENTRY TO SLIPPERY WHEN WET FOAM PARTY @ THE WICKHAM THIS SATURDAY 25th FEBRUARY 2012 5PM TO 9PM buy tickets online aqualicious.com.au a glbtiq event 10 – 31 March 2012 Merthyr Uniting Church 52 Merthyr Rd, New Farm OPENS SAT 10 MARCH @ 7.30PM THEN PLAYS THURS TO SAT @ 7.30PM Tickets $20 / $15 / $12 | WWW.NASHTHEATRE.COM | BOOKINGS PH: 3379 4775 or EMAIL [email protected] issue 293 www.qnews.com.au | 31 Q fun Word of Mouth What message would you like to convey to our politicians to create a more equitable society? John Frame I would like them to make sure that the criminal code at least defines equality for everybody regardless of their gender, sexuality, marital status or their age. This would include having an equal age of consent. Paul Martin I would ask that our politicians on both sides of the house be publicly vocal in their suppor t of same-sex marriage and other LGBTI issues that they believe in. Politicians who oppose it are very vocal Wendell Rosevear but we need a When people are not considered equal constant voice it leads to homophobia, bashings and of suppor t. murder. I have seen in my time seven Thank fully this gay related murders where people is something have felt justified in killing someone that we have because they thought those people been seeing were less valuable than them. If we more of want a safe society then we need to recently. ensure that we value everybody. Shelley Argent We need to see an equal age of consent and a greater focus on the issues facing elderly LGBT people. Sharon Dane I would like to see respect for diversity and ensure that every individual has equal rights. Glee – Fridays @ 7pm on 10 Fresh from Michael Jackson week, this for tnight is gay-gay-gay! Firstly, Ricky Mar tin makes his debut as a new Spanish teacher (wait, what? Isn’t Will the Spanish teacher? Hmmm) and the producers are determined he’ll be back (possibly as a series regular). Then, it’s time to meet Rachel’s gay dads and they more than live up to expectations (and the dinner table conversation is squirm-inducing). Plus, Valentine’s Day brings back a familiar face, whilst Santana and Brit tany’s relationship brings a protest from a student and Figgins is forced to deal with their PDA (and Glee Project co-winner Samuel Larsen makes his debut). Also: an eerie coincidence sees Mercedes channel her inner-Whitney (aired just two days af ter the singer’s death) for VD and Blaine makes his welcome return af ter the diva that is Sebastian went psycho to take down Kur t! Revenge (Mon 8:30, 7), the millenium’s best soap continues, have you figured out who’s gay yet? 2 Broke Girls (Tues 8, 9) proves to be the year’s best comedy (it is!) with its sexual humour and undeniable lead chemistry. Shameless (Sun 9:20, W) hits its second season – Ian’s bulked up (holy shit!) and continues to deny the stereotype by being the twink who tops the rough-trade, while Frank lowers himself even fur ther (!) to get some cash, what’ll he do? And don’t forget, the (Desperate)Housewives (Thurs 9:30, 7) of Wisteria Lane might have one final season, but it’s a damn good one! | issue 293 Stars Aries Expect to get last-minute help just Libra when you need it the Have fun! Even if you most. Make sure your aren’t feeling at your lines of communication best, if you just fake it for a few minutes, your are wide open, as people may use great personal energy eccentric tools to try to get in touch with should kick in and help you to make the you. most of the day. 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So Ryland Blackington (guitarist) and I have known each other since high school. So when I moved to New York, he had already been up here for a year and he heard that I moved here and we connected making music together. Separately, I ended up living upstairs from the drummer of Gabe’s old band (Midtown) and he’s the one that introduced us to Gabe and Gabe started his new project and Rob (the drummer) suggested us be in Gabe’s new band..so that’s how we joined basically. Victoria, we were looking on myspace.com for a Brooklyn keyboard player, female. Victoria came up and Gabe was like ‘I want her.’ I was like...’I think I know her..’ and yeah, it turns out I knew her boyfriend at the time so I got in touch with her and then she joined our band. Why female? A bit of diversity? Yeah to mix it up a little ...I mean who wants to watch 4 to 5 dudes... [laughs] I guess it depends on the demographic really Alex considering one of the themes of this magazine... [laughs] Fair enough [laughs] but a girl can definitely spice things up a bit. Will Victoria be taking on the female collaboration parts when we see you live? Yes! She has been doing the Leighton 36 | issue 293 www.qnews.com.au Meester parts and the Sabi parts live, which has been... well she’s doing a really great job with it. Really got to know Cobra Starship with your recent album, yet you have released four albums previously. How has the evolution been? Well you know the first album we weren’t really a band yet. Gabe started writing music with music producers and then he’s like ‘I’m gonna start putting a band together.’ Originally the first song by Kobra Starship ever was the song for the movie Snakes On A Plane- and that was before it was anything so everyone thought it would be this supergroup they all teamed up for this one song. So Gabe started a band while he was making a record – we came in at the very end of that and just started touring like crazy! During that first year we toured with Fall Out Boy and Patrick, the lead singer, produced our second record while on tour with them – we did it all on our laptops and then back home from tour we just ran to the studio, finished recording it and then put out our second album. Third album is where we started to branch out a little for us – we started getting better at our own production and song writing and things like that. We kinda go into newer music – pop music had evolved. We gotta keep up with the times and think what’s gonna be next. It’s scary to take risks. While we recorded this album, Gabe got a sith on his vocal chord so he had vocal surgery which was really hard to do in the middle of making another record and writing it. We don’t stick to one sound – we branch out into all kinds of music. A common theme in your music is synth pop – considering Soundwave the festival you are featured at has a different theme to your music genre etc – one would ask are you aware of what you are getting th yourselves into this February 26 ? Yes! I’ve looked into and it’s funny – definitely look at the line up, it was a little intimidating – but I’m so incredibly excited regardless. I couldn’t believe it when I saw it but I was like...’ok...lets go down to see Marilyn Manson and Slipknot...’ I am so excited. I cant wait to see all of those bands play. Ok so I would imagine a few of our readers watch Gossip Girl. Your band was fortunate enough to collaborate with her for ‘Good Girls Go Bad’ – how was that experience? Working with Leighton was awesome! She’s super nice and has a great sense of humour. We’re pretty obnoxious so we can get pretty obnoxious in those situations [laughs]. 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At some point after the debris from the snazzy pyrotechnics settles, and post the post-New Year hangover and comedown, the year begins in earnest (and if you’re lucky, with a bang!). Time to knuckle down, nose to the grindstone, shoulder to the wheel and all that. Late February may seem somewhat late in the Judeo-Christian calendar to be declaring that the year has begun, but, fellow queers, I can say with certainty that the bell tolled for me today. I woke to a cow with mastitis (yes, I’m an udder-massaging radical farm-babe), an overdue column to write and the first day of university to attend. Like a runaway freight train, this year promises to be quite a ride. But enough about me, let’s talk downtown Gaytown south of the border. What’s happening? Tropical Fruits has well and truly put TRIBE to bed, and that would be a king fit for a queen, natch… Being an organization that rarely draws breath, plans for the year are being rolled out with flair. The Easter party is currently trending for the TF with the theme of Dragon. So get it on. Your drag. Celebrate your inner fire breathing fabulous creatureness as well. The new and returning faces of the TF committee are promising more than before for your eyes, ears, bodies and minds. The lowdown will appear here as it happens. Also keep your eye on the Tropical Fruits facebook page and website for more breaking news on that one. DELICIOUS, the regular queer-friendly bounce-yer-booty gig at the rockin’ Lismore bowlo is on again this Saturday 25th February. Make a weekend of it. check out some local talent on the beaches. There’s still time for summer lovin’! The weather is glorious! Film buffs should make the trip to Byron Bay Film Festival beginning Friday March 2, 2012. Over 10 days the BBFF will screen a range of diverse and dynamic films. The festival features over 100 films, numerous workshops and free seminars all in the beautiful creative hub of Byron Bay. It’s held at the Byron Bay Community Centre, Byron Bay. Check out www.bbff.com.au for more info. This stunning show is a must-see on your SOTB cultural calendar- Light Sensitive Material: Works from the Verghis Collection. It’s a vibrant selection of works from the private collection of Rachel Verghis, one of Australia’s youngest art collectors. Curated by Richard Perram, Director, Bathurst Regional Art Gallery, the exhibition brings together 21 works from 14 emerging and mid-career Australian artists whose use of light is integral to their work, presenting a fascinating snapshot of and finishes Sunday March 18. Check out www. lismoregallery.org for more info. From culture to politics. Annually on 8 March, thousands of events are held throughout the world to inspire women and celebrate achievements. A global web of rich and diverse local activity connects women from all around the world ranging from political rallies, community activities, networking events, performances and more. We’ll be part of that, South of the Border. Wherever you are, get involved, or come and make some beautiful noise with us. Personally, as an International Woman, I think every day should be International Women’s Day! No no, not the trashy mag, darling! Hope to see your pretty faces below the Vegas belt soon… mmmmkay? Keep it sweet, snappy, spicy, saucy and South til next time! Much queer love, Ms Vxxx Stockholm Syndrome in Albion may be the new kid on the dining, drinking and entertainment block, but in a very short time they have really made their presence felt. Located on the trendy Sandgate Rd cafe precinct, Stockholm Syndrome not only boasts beautiful Swedish food with an Australian twist, but also a stellar entertainment programme that is constantly seeking out the best local and interstate talent – hardly surprising considering the venue is co-owned by prominent LGBT identity Mark Fitzsimmons. February and March will see two amazing performers gracing the venue’s beautiful skyline stage, the first being renowned Scottish singing sensation Mary Kiani The starlets of Stockholm 40 | issue 293 www.qnews.com.au who will launch her brand new album Little Things Mean a Lot, followed by Sydney songstress and television personality Courtney Act. Kiani’s cracking jazz style has built up a large and fiercely loyal following in Sydney’s gay community through her regular performances at LGBT venues and events and will be a real treat for Brisbane diners. Performing Saturday 25 February, Kiani’s show can be viewed in a number of ways: as part of a three course meal and show package ($75.00 per head); as a seated show ($25) or with a standing room ticket where you can wander around and soak up the unique Swedish culture and atmosphere ($15). Dinner starts at 6:00pm with the show beginning at 8:30pm. Likewise the incomparable showgirl Courtney Act is set to sizzle upstairs in the Stockholm Syndrome showroom with two shows in March as she performs an electric and eclectic mix of her hits and your favourite numbers. Three course meal & show packages are great value at $80.00 per person while a show only ticket is a very affordable $35.00. Courtney will be performing Thursday 8 March and Friday 9 March with dinner from 6:00pm and the show at 8:30pm. Both shows have strictly limited tickets so bookings are essential. Phone 3262 3738. Stockholm Syndrome is open for breakfast, lunch and dinner, seven days a week at 340 Sandgate Road, Albion. issue 293 www.qnews.com.au | 41 beat pics oxygen pics fluffy pics 42 | issue 293 www.qnews.com.au PRESALE TICKETS AVAILABLE AT KLUB KRUISE 5PM - 1AM TICKETS: $20 at the door $15 conc. for Brisbears, Bootco a n d Te a m B r i s b a n e m e m b e r s men only 25+ crowd ST PAULS TAVERN LEICHHARDT ST, SPRING HILL issue 293 www.qnews.com.au | 43 sporties pics SPORTIES SPOOF T-BAR - SAT 14TH APRIL 8PM SUPERSTAR KARAOKE EVERY FRIDAY Superstar Karaoke hosted by George Constantine. Choose from over 5000 songs in the Downstairs Bar. Doors open from 8.00pm SUPERQUIZ TUESDAY NIGHTS 7:30PM JACKPOTS AND WEEKLY PRIZES UP FOR GRABS For more pics from this night visit qnews.com.au wickham pics WICKHAM WICKHAMWHAT’S WHAT’SON ON SLIPPERY WHEN WET - Club Saturday 24 September Hellfire presents FOAM “Angels PARTY& Demons Party” Doors open from 8.00pm till late. Admission TheReserved Official$20. After Party for $25, Consensual B & D play Aqualicious supervised by Masters and Mistresses. Book online at www.hellfireclub.com.au or 0421 Saturday, 25th February 2012 432 555. TUESDAY: SuperQuiz 2011 with Max Rowley. TheasWickham Hotel Play an individual, or put a team together. First is $80.00St, cash! From 7.30pm. 308prize Wickham Fortitude Valley WEDNESDAY: Queer Sister Karaoke Idol www.thewickham.com.au, hosted by George Constantine & DJ Merlin. Phone 07 3852 1201, It’ s“Big Brother” meets “Australian Idol”with our [email protected] Sporties twist!! Email: THURSDAY: Thursday Nights in Cabaret hosted by Wanda D’Parke. Special Guests and the Baby For more pics from this night Bareskin Dancers. Showtimes - 7.00,visit 9.00 and qnews.com.au 11.00pm. FRIDAY: Superstar Karaoke hosted by George Constantine.Choose from over 5000 songs in the Downstairs Bar. Doors open from 8.00pm till 1.30am. 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