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DESSERTS
When it comes to dessert, even Grumpy’s a real sweet talker. Ask
your server for today’s dessert specials and prepare to go to heaven!
$4.99
BEVERAGES
BEERS ON TAP & BOTTLED
We have 18 beers on tap, as well as a large bottled and can selection.
COCKTAILS/SPECIALTY DRINKS
We offer a big selection of cocktails and liqueurs.
Also we stock red bull and other specialty drinks.
HOUSE WINES
Do change from time to time so ask your server.
We do have a selection on hand.
COFFEE
ICED TEA
JUICES
SOFT DRINKS
LEMONADE
HOT CHOCOLATE
LUNCH SPECIALS
MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY - DAILY SPECIALS TO LIVEN UP THE DAILY GRIND!
All sorts of good stuff that you won’t find on our regular menu make this the #1 spot for lunch.
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GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH
What kid doesn’t love one of these? Lightly grilled with
your choice of American or Swiss cheese
$4.99
LIL’ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER
$4.99
Just because it’s smaller doesn’t mean it ain’t packed with flavor!
Choose American or Swiss cheese
HOT DOG or MINI CORNDOGS
Rated #1 with kids taste buds everywhere!
Ages 12 & under. All meals served with Grumpy’s famous Fries,
also includes Kid’s Soft Drink & a treat!
$4.99
CHICKEN FINGERS
$4.99
Small fry for your smallfry. A kid-sized portion of our tasty
Chicken Fingers.
We accept VISA, Mastercard Discover, American Express & Diners Club
· NO CHECKS
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APPETIZERS
I’m Okay, You’re Okay, and now Your Heart is Okay.
Now all of Grumpy’s food is cooked in Trans-Fat Free Oil! GRUMPY DRUMMIES
$9.99
• Traditional Buffalo Drummies
Available in Mild, Medium, Hot & “Are You Insane?”
• Teriyaki
• Grumpy’s Sauce
• Furious BBQ
• BBQ
• Kentucky Sweet Fire
Served just how you want ‘em with either Bleu Cheese or Ranch dressing
& celery.
CHEESEY GARLIC BREAD
$6.99
Grumpy loves his secret butter spread, garlic, and cheese sitting on top
of bread. Don’t ask why just know it’s deelish.
BEER BATTERED ONION RINGS
$7.99
We batter’em...you pound’em down. Thanks to our own special recipe,
we slipped in the brewski for a batter that’s to die for!
CHICKEN TENDERS
$8.99
Talk about finger-lickin’ good! Golden breaded Chicken Breast strips that
beg to be dipped in our secret recipe BBQ and Honey Mustard sauce.
PEPPER JACK “POPEYE” SPINACH DIP
$7.99
Brutus gets his with a zesty blend of spicy, melted pepper jack cheese
and spinach served with parmesan bread crisps and tortilla chips.
QUESADILLAS
$8.99
Mucho spiced beef, chicken or chili loaded into a crispy tortilla and
topped with a grande serving of melted cheddar jack cheese, tomatoes,
jalapeños, black olives, white & green onions. Served on a bed of
greens with sour cream and salsa. Add guacamole $1.00
NACHOS EL GRUMPY
$8.99
Aye Chihauaha! Tater Tots or Tortilla chips smothered with melted
cheddar jack cheese, tomatoes, jalapeños, black olives, white & green
onions & lettuce. Served with salsa, sour cream. Add Guacamole $1.00
Add beef or chicken or chili for $2.00
POTATO SKINS
$8.99
Known to be the best skins around! We take Grade A fresh potatoes
and pile on melted cheddar jack, bacon & green onion.
MINI CORN DOGS
$7.99
A little taste of the state fair all year long. But won’t
serve’em on a stick as some things are sacred.
TEX MEX QUESO ROLLS
$9.99
6 large pieces of homemade eggroll style goodness. Roasted chicken,
carmelized onions, corn. Pepperjack cheese & spicy dipping sauce!
A-W-E-S-O-M-E
GRUMPY FRIES or TATER TOTS
$5.99
An overflowing basket of our famous lightly seasoned French fries or
tots...We’ve turned the simple spud and some grease into an art form.
BAKED POTATO
$4.99
Stuffed with cheddar jack cheese, butter, green onions, bacon and sour
cream, it’s fresh out of the oven and ready to be stuffed in yer face.
SALADS
STATE FAIR CHEESE CURDS
$7.99
Ditto on the above description. Served with marinara sauce.
MAC N CHEESE BITES
$7.99
Straight out of the trailer park and on to your plate. Fried & battered
macaroni & cheese. Weird yet good!
WALLEYE FINGERS
$9.99
Yeah, yeah, we know, walleyes don’t have fingers. Tasty strips of
Canadian Walleye are beer battered and deep fried. Served with lemon
wedges and side of tartar sauce.
When available and in season Grumpy’s uses locally grown
produce. Add Grilled Chicken Breast to any Salad for $2.99
CASHEW SALAD
$7.99
With tomatoes, chopped eggs, water chestnuts & cashews.
Yep, it’s a Chinese recipe. But you won’t be hungry again in an hour.
CAESAR A LA GRUMPY
$7.99
Whether you like your Caesar straight or with chicken, this is one
mean salad. Romaine lettuce, croutons and our zippy Caesar dressing.
TACO SALAD
$9.99
A crispy flour tortilla shell filled with shredded lettuce, cheddar jack,
tomatoes, onions & olives. Served with salsa, sour cream. Choice of
spicy beef or chicken. Guacamole add .99¢
CHEF SALAD
$9.99
A salad even a carnivore could love! Fresh greens, cheddar jack,
tomatoes, cucumbers, egg, and most importantly, plenty of ham &
turkey.
THAI CHICKEN SALAD
$9.99
Mixed greens, topped with glazed stir fry of onions, chicken,
bell peppers & mushrooms. Surrounded mandarin orange,
water chestnuts, cashews, cheese & tomato.
SALAD DRESSINGS
Ranch, Balsamic Vinaigrette, Caesar, Buttermilk Bleu, French, 1000
Island, Italian, Honey Mustard, Fat Free Italian, Fat Free Ranch, Fat
Free French
SOUPS
GRUMPY’S SOUP CUP $3.99
BOWL $4.99
They’re different every day, always made from scatch and will have
you upending your bowl for every last drop. Served with Texas toast.
MAC ‘N CHEESE
CUP $3.99
BOWL $4.99
We start with our made to order Mac ‘n Cheese, and add another
Midwestern classic: Bratwürst!! Served with Texas toast.
MOM’S HOMEMADE CHILI CUP $3.99
BOWL $4.99
Grumpy’s far too ornery to even have a mother, so we’re not sure
whose Mom’s this is, but we do know top-notch chili when we taste it.
Topped with cheddar jack & green onions and sour cream & served with
Texas toast
VEGAN CHILI
CUP $3.99
BOWL $4.99
If Grumpy’s Mom was a hippie, this is what she’d make. Just as flavorful
as the “real” thing, but without the meat. (Or as Grumpy would say,
“It’s full of beans.”) Served with Texas Toast. Sour Cream on request.
SOUP & SALAD
$5.99
Grumpy’s side dinner salad and a cup of soup ‘o the day help keep mr.
spare tire away. Served with Texas toast.
SOUP & 1/2 SANDWICH
$7.99
A cup of the Soup O’ The Day and your choice of any cold deli sandwich
topped with lettuce, tomato & mayo.
SANDWICHES
Vegetarian Chicken Patty Available for all Chicken Sandwiches!
Served with a Pickle Spear & Potato Chips. Substitute Fries/Tater
Tots/ Veggies for Chips add $1.45. With 1/2 order Onion Rings
$2.45. Side of our Special Seasoned Sour Cream is $1.25
GRILLED CHEESE or HAM ‘N CHEESE
$6.99
You got yer meat group, yer dairy group, and yer bread group.
Make it a Ham & Cheese for $1.50 more
MOCK DUCK BBQ SANDWICH
$8.99
People who like this kind of stuff say it’s delish
(We’ll take their word for it). Served on a big ol’ Hoagie bun.
HOT PASTRAMI
$8.99
Melted pepper cheese & hot mustard sauce, grilled on caraway rye.
Think NYC deli and you’re there.
SOUTHWESTERN TURKEY SANDWICH
$9.99
Deli style turkey, pepper cheese, jalapeño bacon on Texas toast with a
side of cajun mayo.
GRILLED REUBEN
$9.99
Lean corned beef from Grumpy’s deli, sauerkraut, 1000
island dressing & Swiss cheese grilled on marble rye bread.
TUNA MELT EL PASO
$9.99
It’s tuna salad done Texas-style. With pepper cheese and tomato grilled on
some snappy caraway bread.
GRILLED RACHEL
$8.99
Served hot or cold, this sandwich puts the deli in delicious with sliced
roast turkey & Swiss cheese on caraway rye with sauerkraut & ranch
dressing
ROAST BEEF or CHICKEN PHILLY
$9.99
Savory sliced beef OR chicken slathered with sautéed onions, bell peppers,
mushrooms & melted mozzarella, on a hoagie bun.
BBQ CHICKEN SANDWICH
$8.99
Char-broiled chicken breast topped with melted cheddar jack, bacon,
lettuce & tomato. Served on a sesame seed bun with Grumpy’s BBQ
sauce.
FRENCH DIP $8.99
Right here is where I mention the words “French” & “Dip” being used
together. Piles of roast beef on a grilled hoagie bun, with a side of au jus.
With cheese add .75¢
CAJUN CHICKEN SANDWICH
$8.99
Oooh wee! Cajun char-broiled chicken breast topped with cheddar jack,
lettuce, tomato, on-yuhn & mayo.
B.L.T. $7.99
Grumpy just had to go and mess with a classic! Gobs of bacon, gobs of lettuce
and gobs of tomatoes on Texas toast. Your choice of mayo or chipotle mayo,
regular bacon or jalapeño bacon. Add cheese for .75¢
BUFFALO WING CHICKEN SANDWICH
$9.99
Lightly grilled chicken breast smothered in our own buffalo wing sauce,
with pepper cheese, cucumber slices & a small side of bleu cheese
dressing.
WRAPS
THE CUBAN
$8.99
Ham, shredded pork, honey mustard, provolone cheese and pickle chip,
on a ciabatta roll.
3 styles! - as big as your head! $9.99
CHICKEN BLT
Grilled chicken breast, bacon, lettuce, tomato, red onion
and homemade creamy garlic parmesan dressing.
CLUBHOUSE
$9.99
With layers of turkey, ham, bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, Swiss & American
cheese, the only club Grumpy himself would join. White or Wheat or mayo.
SANTA FE CHICKEN Grilled chicken breast, jalapeno bacon, black beans, sweetcorn,
pepper cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, chipotle mayo.
HAWAIIAN CHICKEN SANDWICH
$8.99
Our char-broiled breast of chicken is marinated and comes with
mozzarella cheese and grilled pineapple.
CAESAR CHICKEN
Grilled chicken breast, romaine salad, fresh grated parmesan and
caesar dressing.
BURGERS
PULLED PORK SANDWICH
$8.99
Slow-roasted pork covered with a rich and tasty BBQ sauce. Served on a
grilled hoagie bun with chipotle mayo and a side of slaw.
These Burgers are all lean, 1/2 lb of Certified Hereford Beef, served with a
Pickle Spear & Potato Chips. Lettuce,Tomato or Onions upon request.
Add Seasoned Sour Cream or Cole Slaw $1.25. Substitute Fries, Tater Tots
or Veggies for Chips add $1.45 or 1/2 order Onion Rings $2.45
GARLIC CHEESY BURGER
$9.99
Our cheesy garlic burger is to die for. Now imagine our primo Certified
Hereford Beef Burger sandwiched between it. Going to Heaven?
VEGGIE “WHERE’S THE BEEF?” BURGER
$7.99
100% organic veggie patties are available in 3 flavors. Served with
tomato, lettuce & onions for the full vegetarian effect.
GRUMPY’S GARLIC BOMB BURGER
$10.99
If you got Vampires hounding you, this will cure that and a lot more.
We do the basic Garlic Cheesy Bun and add a Garlic and Mozzarella
stuffed burger to it. “Yummy” is how Grumpy described it. Yeah you
heard right, he said “Yummy”.
LIL’ BURGERS or LIL’ CHICKEN SLIDERS
$6.99
Don’t let their wee size fool you -- there’s nothing wimpy about these
burgers. Three of these puppies per serving, with onions, tomato, lettuce
upon request and our own special seasoning. Cheese $1.00 extra.
THE BURGERMEISTER
$11.99
Slathered with bacon, mushrooms and Swiss cheese, and in true German
tradition, a side of tap beer served in a glass, of course. (without beer)
$9.99
FISH & CHIPS SANDWICH or MEAL
$12.99
Served on a grilled hoagie bun topped with lettuce, tomato and
homemade tartar, add cheese .75¢ or served “English style, with
extra fish in a basket, add $1.99
AMERICAN BURGER
$9.99
U.S.A! U.S.A! Even when covered with cheddar, there’s nothin’ yellow
about this cheeseburger! Your choice of cheese. (It even makes Swiss
seem patriotic) Add bacon $1.50
BIG ASSED BREAKFAST SANDWICH
$8.99
2 eggs sloppy, cheese, then you pick: English muffin, Texas toast or
hoagie. Pick: Spam, bacon, ham or jalapeño bacon. Served with tater
tot hashbrowns!
JUICY LUCY
$9.99
We ain’t the 1st to offer these, but our monster sized version is one of
the best! WARNING: molten HOT cheese!
2 CONEY DOGS - ST. PAUL STYLE
$8.99
This is an original Coney Sauce recipe, not just chili slapped on a dog
like some schmucks do. Grilled bun, Nathans Dogs, dash of mustard,
onions on the side.
CREAM CHEESE BURGER
$9.99
I’m certain this will be made illegal in most States soon enough, but for
now it doesn’t get much better than this, cream cheese blended with
chives and chopped bacon make this heart stopping delight.
SOUTHERN STYLE “THE ELVIS”
$9.99
Half a pound of 100% Certified Hereford Beef grilled to order &
topped with peanut butter and crispy bacon! Okay, it sounds weird
but once you try it you’ll be hooked.
PADDY MELT
$9.99
Otherwise known as the “Gaelic Thriller”. Topped with sautéed onions,
American & Swiss cheese. Served on marble rye
Is consistently tender, juicy & flavorful, using only
Midwest corn fed Hereford cattle. CHB is naturally
the best tasting beef!
SLOW BURN BURGER
$9.99
Jalapeño bottle caps, jalapeño bacon, pepper cheese, salsa and chipotle
mayo. Comes with a side of replacement taste buds.
BUILD YER OWN DAMN WHATEVER!!
$7.99
Start with your choice of Certified Hereford Beef or grilled chicken or 2
hot dogs. Then from the list below start adding yer fav toppings. Once
that’s done all you have to do is sit back and enjoy your creation.
.75¢
Mushrooms
Sautéed Onions
Bell Peppers
Pineapple
Sour Cream
.75¢
American
Swiss
Cheddar Jack
Bleu Cheese
Mozzarella
PepperJack
Provolone
$1.00
Fried Egg
Chili
Guacamole
Sauerkraut
$1.50
Ham
Turkey
Bacon
Jalapeño Bacon