full-service menu

I'm Okay, You’re Okay, and now Your Heart is Okay.
Now all of Grumpy's food is cooked in Trans-Fat Free Oil!
GRUMPYS DRUMMIES (WINGS)
• Wing flavors are available in:
- Buffalo: Mild, Medium or Hot
- Honey Sriracha
- Thai Peanut
- BBQ
- Surly Furious BBQ
- Teriyaki
• Served just how you want ‘em with either
bleu cheese or ranch dressing & celery.
PULLED PORK AND KIMCHI FRIES
$10.99
$9.99
Marinated pulled pork nestled on a bed of french fries
and topped with spicy Kimchi for that extra kick you’ve
been lookin’ for.
QUESADILLAS
$9.99
A nice big flour tortilla brushed with butter, grilled with
mucho cheddar jack cheese, tomatoes, jalapenos, black
olives & white and green onions. Served on a bed of
greens with sour cream and salsa.
Your choice of Chicken, Spiced Beef or Chili.
Add guacamole for $1.00
POTATO SKINS
$9.99
Known to be the best skins around! We take Grade A
fresh potatoes and pile on melted cheddar jack, bacon, &
green onions. Served with sour cream.
TEX MEX QUESO ROLLS
$10.99
A North American alliance of roasted chicken and
caramelized onions, tucked into a flour tortilla and deep
fried. Served with BBQ sauce, cilantro sour cream and
tortilla chips.
BEER BATTERED ONION RINGS
$8.99
We fry ‘em…you pound ‘em down. A big ol’ basket of
crispy, battered and fried onion rings.
GRUMPY FRIES OR TATER TOTS
HALF $4.99 or FULL $6.99
An overflowing basket of our famous, lightly seasoned
handcut fries or tater tots. We’ve turned the simple spud
and some grease into an art form!
NACHOS EL GRUMPY
$10.99
Aye Chihuahua! Tortilla chips or tots smothered with
spiced beef or chicken, melted cheddar jack cheese,
tomatoes, jalapenos, black olives & white and green
onions. Served with salsa & sour cream.
Add Guacamole $1.00 Sub Chili Add $2.00
MIDWESTERN CREAM CHEESE ROLLS
$9.99
CHICKEN FINGERS
$9.99
GRUMPYS POUTINE
$9.99
MINI CORNDOGS
$8.99
STATE FAIR CHEESE CURDS
$8.99
MAC N CHEESE BITES
$8.99
Our homemade eggrolls stuffed with cream cheese and
pickles, then thrown in the fryer and cooked to golden
perfection. Served with a side of Honey Sriracha sauce.
Talk about finger-lickin’ good! Golden breaded chicken
breast strips that beg to be dipped in our secret recipe
BBQ or Honey Mustard sauce.
Our hand cut french fries and cheese curds smothered in
a pork gravy blanket, just to keep ‘em warm!
A little taste of the State Fair all year long. But we
won’t serve ‘em on a stick as some things are sacred.
Served with a side of honey mustard.
Just like they sound, without the long lines and crowds
of people watching you eat them! Served with a side of
marinara for dipping.
Straight out of the trailer park and on to your plate.
Fried and battered macaroni and cheese. Almost as
entertaining as a shirtless dude with a mullet on Cops!
VEGETARIAN CHICKEN OR BURGER
IS AVAILABLE AS A MEAT SUBSTITUTE
ON CERTAIN ITEMS - ASK YOUR SERVER
SALADS
When available and in season Grumpy's
uses locally grown produce.
TACO SALAD
$10.99
Crispy flour tortilla chips mixed in with shredded lettuce,
cheddar Jack cheese, tomatoes, jalapenos, onions and black
olives. Choice of Spicy Beef or Chicken. Served with salsa
and sour cream. Add Guacamole $1.00
GARLICKY BLT SALAD
$9.99
Deconstructed to garlicky goodness. Romaine lightly
dressed in a creamy parmesan and garlic dressing, covered
in chopped bacon and cherry tomatoes.
THAI PEANUT SALAD
$8.99
Mixed greens drizzled with a Thai Peanut dressing,
topped with peapods and peanuts.
CAESAR A LA GRUMPY
$8.99
SEASONAL GREENS
$7.99
SOUP & SALAD
$6.99
Veni, vidi, very delicious. Romaine lettuce with zippy
Caesar dressing, croutons with parmesan cheese.
A mix of seasonal greens, tomatoes and onions.
Served with your choice of dressing.
Grumpys side dinner salad and a cup of the Soup ‘O The
Day help keep Mr. Spare Tire away. Served with
Texas Toast.
SALAD DRESSINGS
ADD A GRILLED CHICKEN BREAST TO
ANY SALAD FOR $2.99
Ranch, Balsamic Vinaigrette, Caesar,
Buttermilk Bleu, French, Italian, Honey Mustard
SOUPS
CHOOSE FROM A CUP $4.99 or BOWL $5.99
GRUMPYS MAC ‘N CHEESE
Ya take yer Mac ’N Cheese, add some brats to counter
the carbs and you’ll keep warm all night. Served with
texas toast. Mmmmmm!
GRUMPYS SOUP
They’re different every day, always made from scratch
and will have you upending your bowl for every last drop.
Served with texas toast.
BEER CHEESE SOUP
Grumpys own recipe. Beer... Cheese... What more could
you possibly need? Comes with a side of toasted baguette.
MOM’S HOMEMADE CHILI
Grumpys far too ornery to even have a mother, so we’re
not sure whose Mom’s this is. But we do know top-notch
chili when we taste it. Topped with cheddar jack & green
onions and served with sour cream & Texas Toast.
VEGAN CHILI
If Grumpys Mom was a hippy this is what she’d make.
Just as flavorful as the “real” thing, but without the meat.
(Or as Grumpy would say, “It’s full of beans.”)
SOUP & 1/2 SANDWICH
$8.99
A cup of the Soup ‘O The Day and your choice of any cold
deli sandwich toppped with lettuce, tomato & mayo.
SANDWICHES
SERVED WITH A PICKLE SPEAR AND POTATO CHIPS
SUBSTITUTE FRIES, TATER TOTS OR VEGGIES FOR $1.99
OR ONION RINGS FOR $2.45
ADD A SIDE OF SEASONED SOUR CREAM FOR $1.25
GRILLED CHEESE OR HAM ‘N CHEESE
$7.99
You got yer dairy group and yer bread group. Make it a
ham & cheese for $2.00 more.
HOT PASTRAMI
$9.99
Melted pepper cheese & hot mustard sauce, grilled on
Caraway Rye bread. Think NYC deli and you’re there.
GRILLED REUBEN OR RACHEL
$10.99
Lean corned beef or turkey from Grumpy’s deli, sauerkraut,
1000 island dressing & swiss cheese grilled on Marble or
Caraway Rye bread.
BBQ CHICKEN SANDWICH
$9.99
Char broiled chicken breast topped with melted cheddar
jack, bacon, lettuce & tomato. Served on a Brioche bun with
Grumpy’s BBQ sauce.
CAJUN CHICKEN SANDWICH
$9.99
Oooh wee! Cajun char broiled chicken breast topped with cheddar
jack, lettuce, tomato, on-yuhn & Mayo.
BUFFALO WING CHICKEN SANDWICH
$10.99
Lightly grilled chicken breast smothered in our own buffalo wing
sauce, with pepper cheese, cucumber slices, lettuce, tomato & a small
side of bleu cheese dressing.
B.L.T.
(w/cheese add $1.00)
$8.99
For the slower set out there, that means Bacon, Lettuce and
Tomato. And like everything else we do, it’s one of the best
you’ll ever have. Served on texas toast with mayo.
HAMMERHEAD HOAGIE
$11.99
Provolone and mayo on top of tender and slow roasted rib
meat tossed in our famous Surly Furious BBQ sauce.
THE CUBAN
$9.99
Ham, shredded pork, yellow mustard, swiss cheese and
pickle chips on a pressed baguette.
KIM CHI MOCK DUCK BANH MI
$8.99
People who like this kind of stuff say it’s delish (we’ll take their
word for it). Served on a baguette, no real ducks were harmed in the
making of this sandwich! We just killed the %$#@ out of some Tofu.
VEGGIE SANDWICH
$8.99
PORK CAKE SLIDERS
$10.99
HOT BEEF ‘N CHEDDAR
$10.99
SOUTHWESTERN TURKEY SANDWICH
$10.99
Alright, this one’s all veggie for you rabbits out there.
Guacamole, lettuce, onion, tomato, cucumber and mushroom
on your choice of bread.
Who needs crab when you can have our delicious pulled
pork? Fried with an array of spices. Topped with melted
provolone & mayo.
Thinly sliced roast beef smothered in our tasty beer cheese
sauce with a side of horseradish aioli served hot on an
open-faced pretzel bun.
Deli style turkey, pepper cheese, jalapeno bacon, and
chipotle mayo on Texas toast.
SPECIALTY HOT DOGS
SEATTLE DOGS
$9.99
CONEY DOGS “ST. PAUL STYLE”
$9.99
THE SOUTHSIDE
$9.99
Two all beef franks slathered in our bacon, green onion and
cream cheese mix.
This is an original Coney Sauce recipe, THIS AIN’T NO CHILI
DOG! Grilled buns, Nathans dogs, shredded cheddar jack, a
dash of mustard and onions on the side.
Two Nathans dogs slathered in brown mustard and
sauerkraut, capiche?
Almost every Sandwich here can be made as a wrap, just ask!
VEGETARIAN CHICKEN PATTY AVAILABLE FOR ALL CHICKEN SANDWICHES!
BIG BURGERS
Served with pickle spear & potato chips.
Substitute fries, tater tots or veggies for $1.99
or onion rings for $2.45. L,T,O available upon request.
Add coleslaw or seasoned sour cream for $1.25
GARLIC CHEESY BURGER
$10.99
Our cheesy garlic bread is to die for, Now imagine our
primo certified Hereford beef burger sandwiched between
it. Going to Heaven?
LIL’ GRUMPY BURGERS
OR CHICKEN SLIDERS
$7.99
Don’t let their wee size fool you - there is nothing wimpy
about these burgers. Three of these puppies per serving,
with our own special seasoning. Lettuce, tomato and onion
upon request. Add cheese for $1.00.
BIG ASSED BREAKFAST BURGER
$10.99
SPUD BURGER
$10.99
Two sloppy eggs, cheese and an english muffin. Top it
with ham, Spam, bacon or jalapeno Bacon. Served with
tater tot hashbrowns!
Diced jalapenos, jalapeno bacon, pineapple, pepper jack
cheese and grumpys sauce.
VEGGIE BURGER
$8.99
100% Organic veggie patty with tomato, lettuce and
onions for the full vegetarian effect.
MAC N’ CHILI BURGER
$10.99
We take our own Grumpys mac and cheese and mix it
with our chili for the ultimate combination. This one’s sure
to cure any ailment.
GRUMPYS GARLIC BOMB BURGER
$10.99
If you’ve got vampires hounding you, this will cure that
and a lot more. We do the basic Garlic Cheesy Bun and add
a garlic and mozzarella stuffed burger to it. “Yummy” is
how Grumpy described it. Yeah... He said “Yummy”.
THESE BURGERS ARE ALL LEAN,
HALF POUND CERTIFIED HEREFORD BEEF!
SLOW BURN BURGER
$11.99
THE BURGERMEISTER
$11.99
JUICY LUCY
$10.99
CREAM CHEESE BURGER
$10.99
SOUTHERN STYLE “THE ELVIS”
$10.99
PADDY MELT
$10.99
Jalapeno bottle caps, jalapeno bacon, pepper jack cheese,
salsa and chipotle mayo. Comes with a side of replacement
taste buds.
Slathered with bacon, mushrooms, swiss cheese and in
true German tradition, a side of tap beer (served in a glass
of course). Without beer $10.99.
We ain’t the first to offer these. But our monster sized
version is one of the best! WARNING: molten hot cheese!
I’m certain this will be made illegal in most states soon
enough, but for now it doesn’t get much better than this,
cream cheese blended with chives and chopped bacon make
this a heart stopping delight.
Half a pound of 100% Certified Hereford Beef grilled to
order & topped with peanut butter and crispy bacon! Okay,
it sounds weird but once you try it you’ll be hooked.
Otherwise known as the “Gaelic Thriller”. Topped with
sauteed onions, American & Swiss cheese. Served on marble
rye bread.
BUILD YOUR OWN DAMN WHATEVER $10.99
Start with your choice of 1/2 lb burger, grilled chicken or
2 hot dogs. Then add your toppings from the list below.
Mushrooms, Sauteed Onions, Bell Peppers, Pineapple, Sour
Cream, American, Swiss, Cheddar Jack, Bleu Cheese,
Mozzarella, Pepper Jack, Provolone, Fried Egg, Chili,
Guacamole or Sauerkraut for $1.00 each.
Ham, Turkey or Bacon $1.99 each.
DON’T FORGET ABOUT OUR LUNCH SPECIALS WITH ALL SORTS OF GOOD STUFF
THAT YOU WON’T FIND ON OUR REGULAR MENU MAKING THIS THE #1 SPOT FOR LUNCH!
MONDAY - FRIDAY • DAILY SPECIALS TO HELP LIVEN UP YOUR DAILY GRIND!
BOOZE
WHISKEY
Bulliet Rye
Crown Royal
High West
•2X Rye
•Campfire
•White Whisky
Jack Daniels
Jameson
•Black Barrel
•Cask Mates
Jim Beam Rye
Knob Creek
Powers
Seagrams 7
Windsor
BOURBON
Bookers
Bulliet
Knob Creek
Jim Beam
Wild Turkey
SCOTCH
Aberlour 12
Dewars
Glenfarclas
Glenlivet
•Nadurra
•Oloroso
Laphroiag
McCallan 12
VODKA
Absolut
•Citron
•Peppar
Grey Goose
High West
J. Carver Lake House
Kettle One
Stoli
•Blueberry
•Orange
•Raspberry
•Vanilla
Titos
Van Gogh
•Espresso
GIN
Bombay Saphire
Hendricks
J. Carver Grimm Farm
J. Carver Barrel Aged
Tanqueray
GAMLE ODE AQUAVIT
•CELEBRATION
•DILL
RUM
Bacardi
•Limon
Captain Morgan
Meyers Dark
Sailor Jerry
TEQUILA
Altos Silver
•Repasado
Avion Silver
Cazadores Blanco
•Reposado
Casamigos Blanco
•Reposado
•Anejo
Patron
•Citronge
•XO Cafe
Sauza Gold
LIQUEURS
Brady’s Irish Cream
Campari
Cruzan Coconut
Fernet Branca
Khalua
Midori
Pimms
Polish Brandy
RumChata
Rumpleminze
Sambuca
•Black
Sloe Gin
Southern Comfort