magazine of the citroën specials club
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magazine of the citroën specials club
MAGAZINE OF THE CITROËN SPECIALS CLUB 1 Editor Callum Beveridge 47 Old Mill Lane, Inverness, Highland IV2 3XP Tel: 01463 231787 Email: [email protected] ADDRESS LABELS Carole Chitty MAILING Peter and Margaret Cook 3 6 9 14 32 37 44 45 Chairman's Notes Editorial MemSec’s Report Letters Classified Ads 2009 AGM Minutes Monthly Meetings GenSec’s Report 7 8 23 28 31 33 34 41 46 North Wales & West Mids Welsh Rarebits Cotswold Chat East Mids/Mid Shires North Thames Gas Not So Wild West Scotland Frozen North East Coasters Down South Roundup 11 22 24 29 31 36 43 47 10,000 Foot Run New 2CV Van Exploring Normandy Alton Classic Car Show Slovakia 2010 Suspension Arm Bearings Caux Retro End to End in a Tin Can CARTOONS John Wheatley Printed in England by: Paul Hackett The next ‘FLAT OUT’ GOES TO THE PRINTER on 5th February 2010 The next Flat Out will be issued around March 1st Please send articles by e-mail or typed. CSC Homepage www.citroenspecialsclub.org Copyright Neither the Editor nor the officers of the Citroen Specials Club are necessarily in agreement with opinions expressed in this magazine. Such opinions are entirely the views of the author and imply no recommendation by the Citroen Specials Club All rights reserved. Apart from any fair dealings as permitted under the terms of the Copyright Design and Patents Act of 1988, no part of this magazine may be reproduced in any form whatsoever without the written permission of the Citroen Specials Club 2 Front Cover: Poster for last years Caux Retro CHAIRMANS NOTES YOUR CLUB NEEDS YOU As you all must know by now our ‘FLAT OUT’ editor Callum is standing down at the next AGM, he has given the club over a years notice about his intention, and he will NOT be doing the job after the AGM, so this could be the penultimate Flat out magazine you will receive. We need to have a new editor in magazine after the next AGM. We place to take over from the AGM, so that ‘flat out’ will continue with out a cannot let this happen !! break. “SO LADYS AND GENTS YOUR CLUB NEEDS YOU” This position of editor is one of the most important in the club, as the magazine is the main contact point for all members with news of events, area reports, features etc and has grown over the years in to a magazine the club should be very proud of. it is important that it does not stop and it continues to be a main source of information for every one, as a lot of members are not on-line this will be the only way they can keep up to date. The position is open to any member male or female, even joint members may consider it a job they could do, and no previous experience is necessary. If you think you have what it takes to be the editor why not give it a try. You can contact myself, Callum or any of the committee for a chat about the job and what it entails. If you are interested please get in contact soon, as time is flying by and we will not have a ‘flat out’ 3 Every thing is in place to produce the magazine, with all the necessary computer equipment, software and contacts for printing, posting etc. You would not have to re-invent the wheel. The committee and Callum are prepared to help with all the training, assistance and advice needed to get the new editor up to speed, so you would not be left on your own. I make no excuses this is a desperate call for a member to step up to the job PS while writing this the rain has been lashing down again. Maybe some boating articles could useful, fitting a seagull outboard perhaps? keep on revving Steve Officers Chairman: Steve Parrish 023 8089 2071 Secretary: Dr John Fowler 01423 867410 Treasurer: Alan Peacock 01727 862971 Carole Chitty 01252 620 128 Membership Secretary: 16 Ivor Close, Holbury, Southampton, Hants SO45 2NY email: [email protected] “Rivendell” Shortsill Lane Flaxby Knaresborough, N Yorks HG5 0RT e-mail [email protected] Verazze, 61 Windmill Avenue, St Albans, Herts AL4 9SJ e-mail: [email protected] 8 Forest End, Fleet, Hampshire, GU52 7XE e-mail: [email protected] Area Representatives North Thames: South East: South: South West: Cotswolds: South Wales: North East: Vic Braybrook 01277 622 331 Vacant Carole & Peter Chitty 01252 620 128 Ron Bishop 01225 335777 Gordon & Allyson Burch 01594 562844 Vacant Contact: Rob Raikes 01656 668 683 East Midlands: Jim & Joy Barry (Midshires Sub-Group) 01536 724 512 Richard Williams 01772 628470 Scotland: Jennie White 01387 370 291 North Wales & West Midlands: Northern Ireland Philip Costin-Kelly 01384 567804 Raymond Lloyd 02892 587156 8 Forest End Courtmoor, Fleet, Hampshire, GU52 7XE 2 Beresford Gardens, Landsdown Lane, Weston Bath, Avon BA1 4NX 6 The Barracks, Parkend, Lydney Glos. GL15 4HR E-mail [email protected] 90 Heol Bardd, Bridgend, Mid-Glamorgan CF31 4td email: [email protected] Vacant North West: 11 Meade Road, Billericay, Essex CM11 1DE 164 Polwell Lane, Barton Seagrave, Kettering, Northants NN15 6UB 316 Brindle Road, Bamber Bridge Preston, Lancs. PR5 6ZL E-mail [email protected] Whitelaw Cottage, Carlesgill, Westerkirk Langholm, Dumfrieshire DG13 0NZ 42, Timbertree Road, Cradley Heath West Midlands, B64 7LE. 19 Monaville Av, Lisburn, Co.Antrim, Northern Ireland BT28 2DF East Anglia: Bob Hartley 01473 730 434 East Midlands: David Field (East Coast Sub-Group) 01522 753372 19 Grove Hill, Belstead Village, Ipswich, Suffolk IP8 3LP Warren House, 24 Cherry Tree Lane Nettleham, Lincoln, Lincs. LN2 2PR North Wales: The Oaks, Preston Gubbles Rd. Bomere Heath, Nr Shrewsbury, Shropshire SY4 3LU Contact: Bob Lloyd 01939 290216 4 Falcon Contact: Joyce Taylor 01728 746 155 Specials Contact: Richard Perfitt 01525 876 671 Pembleton Contact: Dave Parr 01386 793042 Derek Smith 01753 868 537 Dicky Dawes 01373 461589 Technical Advisers: Regalia Sales: Ridge Cottage, Glevering Hill, Wickham Market, Woodbridge, Suffolk IP13 0DG 10 Monmouth Road, Harlington LU2 Dunstable, Beds. e.mail:[email protected] Oaktree Cottage, High St, Inkberrow Worcs WR7 4DY. 4 Sherbourne Drive Windsor, Berks SL4 4AE5 55 Pedlars grove, Frome, Somerset BA11 2SX e.mail: [email protected] 14 Spender Close, Exmouth, S Devon EX8 4LP Lynda Kiley 01395 263163 Handbook Technical info: Jim Barry 01536 724512 164 Polwell Lane, Barton Seagrave Kettering Northants NN15 6UB 2010 Summer Holiday at Abergele, North Wales. Just a little update to let you all know things are progressing well on all fronts in organising this year’s ‘Big Do’. You will have found the booking form in this Magazine. Booking early will give you a better chance of the grade of caravan that you want, the grades & costs etc are all in the Booking Form. Being spread over 4 nights we hope to show you some of the splendour of the Welsh country side with a little bit of flexibility in the program should the weather turn bad on one day. All types of camping are also catered for, with hook ups if required. If you want to stop the weekend before or after, or stop the full week, that can be arranged as well. But please note, the costs will be quite a bit more (we got our massive discounts solely due booking the caravans Monday to Friday) and the Summer Holiday events are only being held Monday to Friday. Our Booking Co-ordinator, Terry Pearson, is waiting for YOUR completed booking form. Philip, Terry and Team. 5 EDITORIAL Hello, With all the wet weather that England’s been getting, I feel a little embarrassed to admit that I’m still using my car weekly in the fine winter weather that we’ve had here in the highlands. Makes up for our summer I suppose! In this issue you’ll find a write-up on the excellent 10,000 ft Yorkshire Dales run on page 5. where we had great weather, good company and stunning scenery. For those On the home front, I’m in the midst of a that missed it, you can find video and Dyane restoration, improving my tin photos online at: bashing and welding skills. If anyone has got some tips for welding 0.6 mm steel http://10000ftcarrun.co.uk/ they’d be most appreciated! There are also reports on the summers Caux Retro run, Alton Classic Car Show Some people still insist on sending me and the second and final instalment of hand-written articles for the magazine, and Andrew Crathornes ‘End to End’ report. whilst I have no objection to this, can you please ensure that you pay the correct John Plaister gives us sound advice on how to tighten up your rear ends on page postage on all items sent this far North (I 36 and Deauville Cars Limited exclusively know who you are… :-) unveil their new van conversion for 2010 on page 22. You’ll also find enclosed details of next springs AGM along with the minutes of last years meeting and a nomination form for this year. If you’ve never been to one before, it’s definitely worth the experience as this is the last one to be held in England for a while! For the more adventurous, there’s a scenic run-out on Saturday led by My stint as editor has almost come to an end. If you fancy taking over, I’ll give you a local expert! Hopefully, he won’t get all the computer help you need. Don’t lost this year! wait too long though, you’ve only got until Plans for the 2010 Summer Camp are well the end of March to learn the ropes… advanced and a booking leaflet is included in this issue. Further details can be found Callum 6 NORTH WALES—WEST MIDS Hi everyone, of the 2008 ‘Adrian Flux Trophy’ with his much admired and respected “HJS” special. New members, Ian & Sandra Edwards, also visited Tong for the first time in their wooden bodied special another car that caused a lot of interest. This was the last meeting in 2009 at Tong and I could not have been more pleased with the turn out and variety of cars attending. Well its 2010. We hope you had a really good Xmas & New Year. This Xmas we had most of the family for Xmas day, so different from last year when just the two of us sat down to our Xmas meal, both of us having had surgery only a few days before. A year later were both as fit fleas, and so I hope are Section Members and indeed Club Members who have had health problems during this year. It’s amazing what difference 12 months makes and how quickly it goes. We really wish you all good health for 2010. Wed 18th Nov saw a smaller turn out at The Bell at Belbroughton but much banter and laughter made it a very good meeting. Since my last scribble we have had only meetings and meals, no runs. However, Terry, Natalie and I went to a meeting in Wales at Ty Mawr, the 2010 Summer Holiday venue, to discuss the evening meal requirements and attend to other details. I’m writing this just before our Xmas Lunch at Cannock with 40 people booked to attend - not bad you might think, but I pose this question. Why are Club Members (out of our Section) willing to travel over a hundred miles each way to come to a NW&WM event when local Section Members don’t attend a really nice do? Answers please on the back of a £10 note. The Sunday 2nd of Oct meeting at Tong had 12 members turning out including Paul Smithers a new member at his first “meeting”. Let’s hope we did not put him off! I have asked at our meeting for any new ideas or new events for us to attend during 2010. I have had a couple of suggestions but more would be welcome. Please get in touch. The 21st Oct Wednesday meeting went off Just to end, we wish you all a great 2010 well with 9 regular members turning out. with good health, and happy, trouble-free driving. It must have been a good meeting, it did not end in tears. Safe Driving, Sunday 8th Nov saw 20 members and 6 cars at Tong, a Le Patron, a Manx, a Philip & Natalie Pembleton, 3 Specials and not one Lomax! One of the members attending, making his first visit, was Howard Smith, the winner 7 Diary 2010 If you see something you would like to come to please write it down now; the best place would be on the window by the phone. A little bit of reglazing is a lot better than missing one of the events. 2010 January Sunday 10th The Bell at Tong, noon, TF11 8PS Wednesday 20th The Bell at Belbroughton, 8.00pm DY9 9XV February Sunday 14th The Bell at Tong, noon, TF11 8PS Wednesday 24th The Bell at Belbroughon, 8-00pm DY9 9XV March Friday 26th to Sunday 28th The Club’s AGM at Morecambe. June Monday 21st to Friday 25th C.S.C Summer Holiday. at “Park Resorts “ The resort is at Ty Mawr, Towyn, Abergele, Conway, LL22 9HG. The booking form is in this Magazine. Welsh Rarebits Just a few word's from the ' Land of Song ', to let everyone know that although the 'area' of the Principality known as South Wales, really does exist, albeit not very active CSC wise. Val and I are in touch with Pete and Val Miller, Phil. Whitmore (Whitmore Upholstery) and occasionally I see John Hemming ( fellow member of the Dieppe Dash ) who has sold his GSA-engined trike, but I'm afraid no member of the S.Wales section has been in touch, sad really. We are sorry to hear that Carole and Peter Chitty's Daewoo car had been shunted in the rear on a motorway, but thankfully they were ok. Some of you may remember that I was involved in a similar incident in 2003, when the 'idiot' behind wasn’t looking and smashed into my Lambda, and he won. Keep safe, thinking of you all. Bob Raikes. 8 Membership Secretary's Report With the New Year just starting and new memberships coming in the club is looking very good with nearly 500 current memberships to date. Thank you to some of the shamed and named from the last month’s issue of the magazine. If you know any members from that list please can you jog their memory, as they will not receive the last two magazines edited by Callum. Which of course brings me on to a serious worry!! What are we going to offer our members in the way of a newsletter or magazine next year? PC followed by Tony Page, once again the club stepped in and a bought him a computer which was passed to the next incumbent, Brian Peters. Over this time the pictures went from rather black murkey images to jpeg images in black and white. When Callum took over he brought a lot of expertise to the role and both the format and the images improved again along I can hear some of you saying “Well we shall with the printing of the magazine, which has also improved over the years to give us the still meet up at the pub or shows – as we do now, we will still have our little area camping excellent value magazine we have today. What will happen in the future? Will there be weekends” further issues of the magazine? Only if But what about those who live just that bit someone comes forward to take over. Whoever volunteers does not have to do better, further out? This was not what the club was formed for and we have had 21 years of a great just keep it going. A lot of the items come in be email so they can copy and paste the articles. association, don’t let it die, however slowly, Callum is willing to help but he cannot carry just because we have no Editor for the on because of his other commitments. magazine!! The magazine is so important for issuing news and events and not everyone is on the Internet to access any on-line information. Remember the people on the committee at the moment are already working hard to make this club the best club for you but without a magazine this will it all be in vain. The editors so far have taken the magazine from strength to strength as technology has advanced. We started of with 6 issues a newsletter from Trevor Richens, then a magazine from Phil and Andy Davison with their Amstrad Computer. Five years later things were looking up when the club purchased a Starwriter for the new Editor, Tom Lucas, this would produce a better quality script and the occasional front cover photo. Geoff and Sue Dean took over with their own 9 Its up to you!! I have contacted Footman James about Bill Watkins letter in the last Flat Out and a couple of queries from other members. The new man there is looking into the queries for me and I will be able to give you an update in the next magazine. Happy New Year Citroen Specializing Carole Chitty Welcome to new members Cotswolds 1858 Tim Rumney, Prestbury, CHELTENHAM, GloucestershireGreen Lomax 223 2CV6 Dolly North East 1856 Andy Stafford, Balby, DONCASTER. S. YorkshireBurgundy Lomax 323 WFA 616S N.Wales/W.Mids 1861 Allan Griffiths, SUTTON WEAVER. CheshireBlue Lomax 223 Q335 NCP Scotland 1859 Tom Rae, EDINBURGH. Scotland Pembleton Supersports South West 1860 Patrick & Janet Wilson, Batheaston, BATH, Avon. No special at present 1862 David Roberts, LAUDER. Berwickshire BR Green XGM 853X 1864 Mark Langlass & Karen Roberts, Bere Heath, WAREHAM, Dorset. Jasmine Yellow Lomax 223 EKR 761T “Jasmine” South 1863 L J (Joe) Smith, HAMPTON, MiddxBRGreen Lomax 223 Q172 JOD Caux Retro Cars 10 East Anglia 1857 Tony Inwood, Little Massingham, KINGS LYNN, NorfolkBlue Lomax 223 The 10,000 Feet Run not available. The thought kept crossing my mind, “I wonder if we’ll see them on the way home? Nah, not a chance, one coincidence is enough for one day.” Imagine our surprise when, between Kirby Moorside and Helmsley the Grasshopper hove into view again! As we passed I hallooed “STOP!” and we came to rest in a convenient lay-by. Much shaking of hands and kissing of We arrived in Pickering and were moving cheeks with our fellow Pembletonistes and slowly in a queue to the traffic lights when a after several “ Well really “ and “ I say” familiar silhouette loomed in the middle distance. As we inched towards each other, my expressions of surprise, the upshot was that the suspicions were confirmed, a Pembleton was 10,000 feet rally was mentioned. approaching! Who could it be? As we neared each other I recognised the familiar sight of Jan Here endeth the long-winded preamble. and Spike Stephenson in their Grasshopper. We were both moving and could only shout a THE 10,000 FEET RALLY greeting as we passed and then parted. The 10,000 feet rally, organised by CSC On to the coast at Sandsend for a stroll along the front, the beach and a sandwich and coffee member Malcolm Hopwood took place on 26th in the excellent Wit’s End Café. The rest of the September. Originally run by the Cycle afternoon took in a small Gallery/studio and a Touring Club, it takes in eight major hills which add up to a total of 10,000 feet climbed quick shuftie at Runswick Bay before we set and descended. Hard work on a bicycle. off back towards home. I had tried to text Spike with a view to making a rendez-vous for Having watched the weather forecast for a week we were lucky to awaken to another afternoon tea at the Forest & Vale hotel in Pickering on our return trip but his phone was glorious sunny day. On August 22nd Pam and I were out on a spontaneous run to the seaside, having woken up to a glorious sunny Saturday morning. Pootling along on the road between Helmsley and Pickering I was idly speculating on the chances of meeting interesting vintage or special cars and decided that the odds were fairly well stacked against. 11 Dave and Nicki Parr had arrived the previous evening with Silverfish in the trailer and were under strict instructions to present themselves for breakfast at 07.45 with a view to getting the cars warmed up at 08.30. Porridge and scrambled eggs consumed, motoring coats, hats, gloves and goggles at the ready, we hit the road at 09.00. The road to Ingleton was not too busy and with the sun behind us we made good time arriving in the car park at 10.00. A good selection of Lomaxes, Avions, Marlins, 2 Teal Bugattis, a JZR, DRK, JBA, a Burton, a Marcos, a Grinall Scorpion and a couple of ‘one-offs’ were waiting and the arrival of Silverfish and the Silver Surfer brought the Pembleton contingent to 5. My apologies to any I’ve missed. An unexpected face appeared in the crowd, David Stevenson from Malbernat was there. He was over from France and was staying with Spike and Jan who had found a Lomax for him to drive in the rally. Now that’s what I call dedication! After meeting friends old and new we set off towards Hawes. The road runs over spectacular moorland countryside, passing the famous Ribblehead viaduct on the Settle-Carlisle railway, A brief stop in Gayle and then the long climb up to the top of Langstrothdale Chase and down the upper reaches of the Wharfe valley to Kettlewell where we re-grouped. We then headed north again through Littondale with steep gradients and the eastern slopes of 12 Pen-y-ghent providing more spectacular scenery. We encountered several groups of cyclists and I wondered if any of them were CTC members with the same goal as ours. I note from their website that the Winged Wheel logo indicating Cyclists Welcome (which often used to be seen alongside “Teas with Hovis” enamel signs) has been replaced by a more ‘appropriate’ modern graphic. Sic transit gloria. (Gloria was ill in the van) Darren Howard had a pen thrust into his hand just as he was setting off to drive home to Worcestershire. This must increase the reserve price for the eventual eBay auction. Jenny, from Scotland’s Frozen North, presented Malcolm with a bottle of single Malt and bottle of wine as a token of thanks for an excellent day’s entertainment. The run was so relaxed and flexible that the general consensus was that we should prevail upon Malcolm to organise another for next year. The single track road led us to Helwith Bridge where we had an excellent lunch in the pub garden in full sunshine. There were 21 Citroen and other specials in the car-park. From there we drove towards Clapham Station and on into the “Forest” of Bowland. This turned out to be virtually treeless (being a Yorkshireman I never did trust those shifty Lancastrians!) but it provided another spectacular drive through wild moors. We regrouped again at Stocks Reservoir in a pleasantly shaded car-park where a couple of other specials joined the party. One Lomax had hit a rock with the nearside front wheel causing a “bleb” to appear in the tyre. The wheel was changed and I think that this was the only hitch in an otherwise perfect day. The final stage was through the Gisburn Forest (where there were some trees) and we ended the run in the car-park in Ribchester. Here, Jan Stephenson donned her Le Mans ‘Team Pembleton’ overalls and I think all participants added their autographs to her left leg! 13 We said our farewells and with the setting sun behind us, set off back towards the A59. As we passed Skipton we followed a green and black vintage saloon which Dave recognised from the number-plate as a 2 litre Crossley. We overtook it on the way up Beamsley Hill towards Blubberhouses, and finally got home to Markington for 19.00h. I think it would be fair to say that all the Pembletonistes wish to pass on their thanks to Malcolm for his efforts and would agree that “A jolly good time was had by all”. Duncan Grimmond LETTERS...LETTERS...LETTERS...LETTERS...LETTERS... Evidence for the Defence? Your Honours I have best asked to provide a character reference after the unfortunate incident that happened in Inverewe gardens in August. It is true that whilst admiring the vista from the terrace, an elderly lady, perched upon a mobility scooter was observed by members of the CS club proceeding in an orderly fashion. It is also true that a little later she was seen picking up speed on a sharp decline, turning and heading toward several steps. A member of the party, who should remain anonymous, did indeed misinterpret this change of direction as an attempt by the elderly lady to entertain the amassed crowd as a Evel knievelesk stunt. The cry of YEEHAAAW!!!! made by the person who’s anonymity I feel I must protect, was merely an exuberant yell intended to encourage the stunt attempt. I agree it was very regrettable that she, whilst looking up, in an attempt to wave to the vocal audience member, may have misjudged the jump and landed in the herbaceous border. It is also regrettable that rather than rush to the ladies aid, he crumpled to the floor, hiding his laughter behind the conifers. I was glad to hear that the only injury of the day was a stitch in my side, and an ear bashing by Judy. Please take into account Chris’s previously good character, slight grumpiness, inability to change into the right gear, or keep up in traffic, when you decide on the sentence. Lesley Asbridge Stainless Steel Exhaust Just had a stainless system custom made and fitted to my V6 Carlton Commando. Brilliant service from: Mr Clutch, Canterbury, Kent Tel 01227 477002 Recommended! Anthony Shelton Lomax Pilot (230) 14 LETTERS...LETTERS...LETTERS...LETTERS...LETTERS... 123 ignition I feel that I must add my bit on the subject of the 123 Ignition Unit. During the build of my Lambda 3 ' Rarebit's', I decided to go 'electronic', as I had heard of the 2CV coil 'overheating' and other problems with the Standard set-up. Previously, I had used a Lumenition Opto. triggered system with their recomended coil, in the build of my Buckland B3, which gave no trouble at all, brilliant, so I decided to get in touch with the manufacturer, they said that they did an Opto system for the 2CV engine as well, job done; or so I thought ! Initially, everything appeared ok, but once the engine got 'hot', say in traffic, it would cut-out, and would not start until the coil had cooled. I tried every combination of coil types, from standard car types to Fiat 500 ones, all to no avail. I even connected them in 'series' and 'parallel' , used different ohmic values etc etc: then I heard it could be a fuel problem, so I fitted a 'solid state' electric pump with a fuel pressure regulator, still no cure. A chance conversation with Bill Johnson of West Midlands about said problem resulted in him mentioning a Belgium company that was making a completely ' encapsulated ' electronic unit called the 123 Ignition, so Bill kindly got me one; the instructions were clear, and the unit easy to install. It really was a fantastic piece of kit, so much so, that in the end I removed all of the previously mentioned items, the engine ending up completely 'standard' including the mechanical fuel pump and 2CV coil which ALWAY'S remained cold, EUREKA. Bob Raikes Member # 651 NOJA NORTH SPAIN Many of you will remember the trips to Noja in Spain organised so well by Alan and Carole Peacock in 2002-03 (or there abouts). Well in September 2010 I intend to return along with any interested others. Those members who made the trips to Noja before will recall how well we enjoyed it, For those who missed out you now have a chance to sample the delights of the Northern part of Spain. As a general guide its format will follow closely to the original run, drive the little cars down to Portsmouth, board the ferry to Bilbau which is promoted by P&O as a mini cruise, then a 40-45 mile drive along the very good coast road to the camp site at Noja. As yet no programme of activity is proposed, this will be sorted by any others wishing to go along on this trip. Should anyone be interested in joining me call by phone or e-mail, my details are in the members book. Terry Baldwin 1091j 15 LETTERS...LETTERS...LETTERS...LETTERS...LETTERS... Retirement Well after 20 years of faithful service, I have decided to retire the little 2CV engine. But what to replace it with? another 2CV,? like most people I have always wanted that little bit more extra power......the motoguzzi engine looks really nice in a lomax but I always preferred a boxer engine, so I turned my thoughts to a BMW. The exhaust pipes of the air-cooled motor spoiled the appearance so after some careful measuring decided on the R850 oil head. It is now up and running, and on the first 2 outings I am very pleased with it but will let you know of further developments after the first couple of thousand miles. If anyone else wishes to have a go, I have another BMW motor for sale - please see classified. Ken Edwards Members Handbook I always knew the Members Handbook would come in useful sometime, that’s why it has always been carried in the Lomax. The 25 mile journey to my MOT Testing Station coincided with the first frost of the year. As I hadn’t yet fitted the "Perspex" muff to the grill , the carb developed terminal icing. The solution - "adapt" the Members Handbook to form a muff ! Result continued the journey with no further icing and successfully obtained an MOT Pass ! Anonymous (1048J) (Ed—thanks for that Terry. A Top Tip!) 16 LETTERS...LETTERS...LETTERS...LETTERS...LETTERS... 123 ignition unit ~ 'FINALE' It was very satisfying to see the 'LETTERS' defending the 123 ignition unit in the last edition (127) of Flat Out, (responding to my criticism of it after such an extended period of problems). They simply confirm my original observation that it is an excellent design, very well engineered and finished. However, the fact remains, no matter how fastidiously the unit may be 'surgically' implanted, a unit which has a fault remains faulty, and, with the variance of intermittent and inexplicable problems I considerably extended my frustration by refusing to accept that such a well made component could be suspect. In contrast, the other reaction the article produced, was from a surprising number of equally disillusioned users, having suffered the same disconcerting let down. On the positive side, one such sufferer supplied me with the name, address and e-mail address of "Albert " ~ with the comment that he and other owners of an ailing unit had had their unit repaired by him following a couple of e-mails. ( I think it would not be correct for me to forward anything more than his e-mail address which is ‘[email protected]’ ) I did likewise and, without delay, "Albert" asked me for my address, offering to supply a new PC-board, which he did within a few days (No charge) ~ (such service really cannot be faulted). At the time I forwarded my address, I took the opportunity to raise with him, the query "........I think I already know the answer, but as I am in contact with you, I will ask anyway, - Is there any practical test that can be applied to find if the unit is operating correctly ? (If there is it could well avoid endless frustration)". His handwritten reply to this was with the replacement PCB -- " ? NO, I THINK NOT ! ". (Unfortunately ) A last word on the subject. ~ The replacement PCB is a very different item to the original, incorporating ALL embedded miniature components, well complimenting the quality of this unit. John Cruse ( 1158 J ) Thank You Many thanks to John Pindar for the use of his lomax 223 on the 10.000 footer. Wonderful lomax, performed superbly and never missed a beat-one of the best I have driven. We had never met him before but he was so helpful - a gentleman - and as I had not experienced it, drove up to the pub on Tan Hill to meet him and his wife in 2cv for lunch on the Sunday before returning his car -so for the 2 Stev/ph/enson cars it was more than 10.000ft. David Stevenson 17 LETTERS...LETTERS...LETTERS...LETTERS...LETTERS... A Riposte to Badger Some of you will know that 'Badger' and I exchange online pleasantries about our respective trikes.....following one of his recent outbursts (the old fella is gradually losing his ability to filter twixt mind and mouth) I felt the need to respond in kind. I hope that you'll all appreciate this in the spirit that it's meant and that it may raise a smile or two! Oh Badger, Oh Badger, I'm really put out, What I did to deserve this, when I have done nowt, to deserve your lambasting and outward aggression, and nasty comments 'bout my piston compression! Just for the record, I'll have you know, There's nowt wrong with my tricycles suck-squeeze-bang-blow! Ok, the valves may occasionally tinkle, but look at those chrome bits, see how they twinkle! With bodywork shiny and enthusiastically buffed, and when folks admire her, I'm royally chuffed! Not the BRA, Badger, I meant my sweet wife! You see for me fella, there's just more to life Alas dear old chum this means the car sits in slumber Instead of roaring along, sounding like thunder! My annual mileage barely tips over a grand, And yes my dear dad is always on hand For without his help I won't win the battle, Of convincing you sir that my tappets don't rattle! So to settle this now and to save face, I challenge thee Badger to a deux-cheveaux race! While you've been working on pots that are larger, We've cobbled together our own supercharger! Peer underneath my bonnet loo-vers And look at my pair of industrial hoovers! Six-Fifty-Two? I care not how large, It won't match my Dysons deliverin' the charge! To think that you'll win is really absurd, When my bagless-compressor hits 90 in third! And knocking your confidence more out of kilter, I've kept the onboard anti-allergen filter! You see I know that your engines smokes, So this keeps the nasties from my Solex chokes! And to show you that cheating does sometimes pay, I'll let you in on my Dick Dastardly way, I'm gonna loosen those spangly spinners, To make sure my TwinVortex Turbos are winners! Keep 'em Growlin' mate! Neil Haslam (1067J) 18 LETTERS...LETTERS...LETTERS...LETTERS...LETTERS... Tech - Torque Lomax 224 Rear Wing Brackets Stay Failures: Over the years, my 224 has had several rear wing problems, two stay fractures and a wing to stay separation. As I built the car in 1998-2000, I had the newer type of much lighter bracketry. In addition, rather than being bolted onto the bracket, the fibre-glass wings are bonded onto the brackets using a hi-grab adhesive - no visible attachment bolts. The problem is, should you need to remove the wing from the bracket, you run a very real risk of damaging the wing, as I once found to my cost. So, to repair fractured brackets, it is best to leave the wing attached which makes life rather difficult when welding. So, to cut the story short, I decided, as many 224 owners have done before me, to transfer the rear wings from the rear suspension arms to the body. The obvious down side to that though is, a much larger gap must be left between the tyre and the wing to allow for suspension travel. So, aesthetically, the arrangement does not look as neat - in my opinion. Still, fed up as I was with bracket failures which clearly were as a result of vibration though the suspension arms, I decided that it had to be done. So, how did I do it? Keith Bradshaw very kindly welded triangular strengthening plates to both brackets and the axle mounts were then cut off. After loading the suspension with two volunteers sitting on the car, the wings were offered up to the body and holes marked on the rear of the body. Holes were then drilled in the body just above the boot floor line to accept threaded rods which go through the body of the car and attach to brackets bolted to the floor of the boot. These threaded rods have also afforded me a degree of adjustment to get the positioning of the wing relative to the tyre exactly right before locking the nuts. The threaded rods are concealed inside aluminium tubing, painted to match the car. So, thank you to Keith for the initial welding work and to the invaluable help from Pete Herbert who providing moral support, technical expertise, and another pair of hands bearing in mind that at times you are working underneath the car, inside the tail and on the outside of the car all at the same time. Lomax Supplied Headlight Mounting Bracket Failure: Lastly, for those of you who did not se my warning on the CSC Web Forum in November, a rather disturbing tale from East Coaster Paul Turner. It seems that during some routine work on his engine, Paul noticed that one of his Headlamps was at a rather peculiar angle. On closer inspection, he discovered that the flat plate welded to the top of the headlamp bracket which holds the headlight, was cracked to within 3/16" of a total failure right through. In other words, the only thing which would have held the headlight on would have been the wiring loom which, during a fast motorway run, could have been a disaster. Not only that, but the other headlight bracket was in a similar state. 19 LETTERS...LETTERS...LETTERS...LETTERS...LETTERS... Interestingly, this car has not been on the road for that long and was the car which passed the MSVA first time as reported in Flat Out. The offending piece of sheet steel is very thin and obviously subject to vibration with the relatively heavy headlight hanging on it. Strangely, further down the tube, the bracket for mounting the plastic indicator, is three times thicker and supports a much lighter indicator, usually made of plastic. So, I urge all Lomax downers with Lomax supplied headlight brackets to remove both headlights and check the top bracket for signs of stress fracture. Beefing the bracket up is fairly straightforward and very much worthwhile in my opinion. David Field Congestion Charge I was very interested to read Bill Watkins letters in the November newsletter with reagrd to the Dartford Tunnel toll charges because at a recent club pub meet, a question pertinent to us owners of three-wheeled vehicles came up for discussion. Do vehicles, such as ours, have to pay the London Congestion charge? I understand that motorcycles are exempt from this charge, but does this apply to motor cycle combinations? If I remember correctly, when the Citroen Specials AGM was held in South Wales, the Severn Bridge authorities agreed to waive the toll charge for our three-wheelers. Perhaps somebody out there understands the differences that are applied and could also let us know how the London Congestion Charge affects our three-wheeled behicles Dennis Page (1590) 20 LETTERS...LETTERS...LETTERS...LETTERS...LETTERS... Wooden Specials Attached are two pictures of my recent projects. The first is a long-term build that doesn't really mesh with the Specials philosophy, but then, I don't know if it fits into any convenient category. Closest perhaps to a traditional US hot-rod since it entertains a large V8, but the wooden body is based on 1960's European design elements. The second is much closer to what I once began and was forced to abandon when I returned to the US from Sweden more than a decade ago - that is, much closer to the light weight, relatively 'simple' and decidedly retro design of many 2CV specials. In this case very like a Lotus 7, but with a body/frame constructed entirely of wood. The picture was taken today and shows the lower half of the body/frame tub after I have sheathed the outer surface with fibreglass and epoxy. The motor mounts are finished and the old MG engine will be inserted next for measurements to complete the cowl / dash / footwells etc. The bonnet will be strip planked in birch, with the fenders of vacuum laminated maple. I've spent a bit of time browsing the Picasa albums you've put up on the web - it looks like you've been having fun! Best regards, Ken Ryan, USA 21 New 2CV Van Conversion I attach a sneak preview in to next years van conversion. Available from Jan 2010. Basically you remove the 2cv hood and boot lid and rear outer wings and rear doors. Then remove the 2 rear lights. Take the new fibreglass complete van rear section and place over the car. Bolt in to B post and replace rear light. Before placing rear doors on remove excess metal parts back to bar behind drivers head and strengthen up inside with box section over drivers head and foam up around sections at rear. Spray rear section same as front to match. Van back can be fitted in under a couple of hours, but finishing the inside takes a lot longer but it is a simple van conversion. As you can see we did not go down the route of making a standard van but what we envisaged that in our design, what an old 2cv van would have looked like if Citroen would have made. The roof line compliments the 2cv bonnet to give it a more authentic look. The maroon one has recently been delivered to a customer and he is well pleased. Mike Richards, Deauville Cars 22 Cotswold Chat Christmas is now over and we hope you enjoyed the festivities and are now enjoying a good start to the new year. Having heard that some parts (probably most) of the country have had some rain every day for 50 days we expect that most of our cars are now, like FiFi, tucked up warm in the garage. The numbers for the December meeting were somewhat depleted as the North Wales/West Mids had their Xmas lunch on the same day but Phil Gilman and Terry Tomlin both braved the weather and turned up in their specials – rather them than us. The annual lunch is arranged for February 7th 2010 by which time we will all have recovered from the excesses of Christmas and the New Year and be ready to start again. Contact us for menu details if you are interested. Let’s hope that this year brings a bit more sun so that we can all get the cars out and have fun. Gordon & Allyson Burch (Membership No. 1462J) Lay off our Badger Now listen young Hazzer what’s all this about? Over the noise of your engine you know we must shout In order to be heard by the rest of the crew When we hear the tappets rattling we’re all sure that it’s you. With your Twin vortex turbos and anti allergen filter You’ve knocked poor old Badger quite out of kilter He’s scheming away to make FiFi go faster And one thing’s for sure – you’ll never get past her. Now Badger’s not young in fact he’s quite old But the thing to remember is he’s really quite bold. Alas ‘cause of you he’s in a terrible state He’s up in the garage working until quite late. He’s sent off to Hoover, Electrolux too For their compressors will go with Parish’s FooFoo And if that’s not enough to get your toes curlin’ He’s now grafted in a second hand Merlin. The speed is quite scary with the aerodynamics Much slicker than anything you’ve seen in your comics So watch out young man if he’s ever your way You’ll soon find out - cheating just doesn’t pay. 23 Exploring Normandy July 2009 Brian Lofty had been taken ill on the Friday of Caux Retro weekend and admitted to hospital. I am pleased to report he is now much better, Evelyn was looked after so well it was amazing, she was offered a free hire car by a local garage so that she could visit Brian and park easier. . In fact we found all the people of Allouville very friendly as usual and had many a few enjoyable hours were spent at the Poussardes and the Vieux Normandie. stay on with us after the Caux Retro event to ‘Explore Normandy’, Keith and Josie Macdonald, Peter and Val Miller and Peter and Della Harris, and with the help of club member Ian Avery (JZR owner and CSC member) and Renaud (Grinnell Scorpion owner) who shared a room for the night, Michel, our host for the event weekend, managed find rooms for us all in his Chambre d’hote, Excellent. We love visiting there and have already booked to next year with Michel. As nearly everyone else had gone home, Chris Day, Don Eden and Lynda Kiley decided to stay on so that Evelyn would not be on her own in the Stadium. She collected Brian from hospital on Tuesday and after a couple of days to recover they set off and had a reasonable trip home. Luckily Brian’s illness had been an infection, which was easily treated with antibiotics. On the Saturday run out (Ballade) round the Cantons, Ian Lowther’s Lomax 223 had a problem and no sooner had he mentioned it than a local villager was there to repair it at no cost. Sunday saw us all lined up along the roadside for the Classic Car Show in shich Don won the Mayors Cup in his Pembleton, Rocket. Three couples had decided to 24 their natural settings. We then spent some more time at Cauxville en Caux by the river and it was here that someone ran into Our meal in a restaurant in Cauxville en Caux was less pleasant as we had left it very late to eat and could only find seating outside for our large group, we did not eat until 10ish and by then it was getting rather chilly. We said goodbye to Peter and Della Harris who were spending a few days to travel back to their ferry and home also to Chris and then Don and Lynda, unfortunately we did not see a message from Don and Linda to say they had broken down but they managed to get it sorted and arrived home safely Keith’s Hoffman, they had left a note with an address on the windscreen. Keith managed to bang out the dents in the wing and it was all sorted when we visited the old lady responsible, who was obviously very upset about the accident. Thankfully all amicably sorted. Honfleur was very busy but just as quaint and beautiful town as ever. Getting out of the car park was an adventure as we did not realise there was a pay station to visit first, just hope they did not have CCTV to see us ducking under the barrier, or there will be a knock on the door one day. Keith and Josie in their HoffmanTravelling along the river and using the free bacs to take us across, we drove bought one. He drove it to his recent to Pont dAudemer, a lovely town we wedding and it takes pride of place at had come through on our trip to HonCaux Retro. The museum has a lot of fleur a few days before. We found a dioramas using stuffed animals in lovely quiet spot in the market place We visited the Nature Museum in Allouville, run by Jean-Pierre Jacque who was so enamoured by the Lomaxes last year that with our help and the help of David Stevenson promptly 25 and sat down for a meal. A few minutes later there was a dreadful din of honking horns as a wedding party came through and later when they came back to the church, the pealing of bells deafened us. Ahh, the joys of a peaceful French way of life. We moved on then to the South of Normandy where we stayed in a gite near Lovelot ready for the next car show at La Renuard on the Sunday. We again travelled about – visiting the Pegasus Bridge, which now has a new Museum with a full size replica of the Horsa Glider, and the old Pegasus Bailey Bridge in the grounds. The exhibits were well displayed and very interesting. We had a snack in the Godet Café where we were served by Madame Godet the daughter of the wartime owners who hid three parachutists and kept them safe from the Germans over the days of ‘A bridge to far’. fields. It started with sheet lightening in the clouds and by the time the rain came we could not see the end of the garden for the curtain of cloud and rain. Twenty minutes later it was all over and the haze lifted to show a beautifully harvested field full of huge round sheaves. On Saturday we visited famous Harass du Pin, the home of the French National Stud. We cheekily joined the end of a guided tour and were able to see the Percheron horses very close up. These beautiful horses are the largest heavy horses in the world. Our trip from there through the Swiss Normandie was miserable as it started to rain as we were going through one of the little villages so we could not see very much, a stop off at a restaurant by a lake to warm up and we were off back to the gite and an evening of Spanish Dancing in Lovelot. But again disappointment as the enOn Thursday evening we had a terrific tertainment was just finishing. We thunderstorm and the local farmer, went for a meal at the local pizzeria having been warned of the impending where one of us actually ate a pizza storm had spent the day harvesting his 26 sorts of ‘Old Timers’ of motoring and farming in all the fields. Dicky Dawes was awarded a prize for his Somerset car ‘Sprocket’. without cheese! We did manage to see the Bastille celebration fireworks on the way home. The ‘Car Boot’ had some unusual items for sale. I WAS NOT tempted, but we did buy some of the local produce, which of course, included the local Camembert. The local commune of La Renuard is the village where friends of Gary and Becky Shearing, Jan Hallwood and her husband live, the villagers organise the Fete and Car show in the village every year and here we joined up with Gary and Becky, Dicky and Pat Dawes, Ron and Janet Bishop and newly reAll in all a very enjoyable trip. joined members David and Jane Magee. David Overton was camping at Carole and Peter Chitty Vimoutier and came with our crowd on Sunday. They weather had turned out fine and we assembled with all 27 EAST MIDLANDS (MID SHIRES) REPORT By the time you read this, Christmas will be over and dusted. Our first date of the year will be to join the East Coasters for their New Year Lunch at Woodhall Spa, Lincolnshire on the 10th January. Jean & Terry Baldwin, Lynda & David Brownlie, Phil & Sheila Ryan and Alan West enjoyed their Christmas Lunch with the West Midlands on December 6th. It’s lovely seeing Terry getting out and about again. We are already looking forward to organizing some shows for next year. The main project on the agenda at the present time, for us, is the 3rd Stilton Cheese Run scheduled to take place on the 26th April 2010 (Drive it Day). Already, we have had 27 cars entered with a contingent from the Pembleton Team of the Le Mans 24 Hours fame showing a keen interest. So far, we have a good selection of Kit Cars already taking part including a number of entries from the CSC, in what is now becoming, the Spring Event of the Year. We have enclosed details of the event again and look forward to receiving entries from many of you. With plenty of Bed and Breakfast/ camping facilities available in the area, why not make this the next most important event of the Spring next to the AGM. Proceeds go the Air Ambulance to help towards their spiraling costs. Another big story in the news today (7th December, yes we are not the only ones to get a chivvying from Callum) was the news that The Grand Prix was to stay at Silverstone, and in Northamptonshire, the home of British racing. Some years ago, when we held the Summer Gathering in Wellingborough, Northamptonshire, the question was asked, what has Northamptonshire got to offer, except a motorway going through it. Well, if you are able to come on the Stilton Cheese Run, you will find out. Another event still in its early planning is the trip to Norway. Costs for the ferry are approximately £800 if we are to choose the DFDS route to Oslo. At this moment in time, an alternative is being investigated from Hirtshalls or Frederikshavn in Denmark to Larvik in Norway Unfortunately this route arrives about 02.30 a.m, which makes accommodation difficult. . It’s a shame that the Newcastle – Stavanger route doesn’t operate anymore. The timing of the trip will be late June to mid July and the overall cost is £2k estimate. Luckily, we do have contacts in the Porsgrunn area. It certainly helps to have contacts in the country you envisage visiting. It only leaves Joy and myself to say that we hope you enjoyed a Happy Christmas When we first started planning this event 4 and Hogmanay and look forward to seeing years ago and were deciding what charity you at the AGM or some event in 2010. to sponsor, Air Ambulance was chosen, mainly for their part in helping Bob Raikes Don’t forget we meet up at 4th Sunday get to a hospital as quickly as possible of the Month – Meeting at 12 p.m. at the after his near fatal accident. He was on his Gliding Centre, Sibertoft Airfield way to a Summer Camp at the time and he (between Husbands Bosworth and would not have survived the road journey Welford on the A5199) otherwise, so we would like as many people as possible join us to improve on Please contact Jim Barry on 01536 our £500 donated in 2009. Web site: 724512 to confirm attendance. http://stiltoncheeserun.webs.com Jim and Joy Barry 28 Alton Classic Car Show 26th September 2009 Stalls in the High Street were selling farm produce and the normal stores were all very busy. There was a lovely party atmosphere. Lots of hydraulic lunches were consumed – even some by exhibitors! After lunch the judging panel checked us all out for the prize giving presentations later. Bedside alarms roused many exhibitors to a crisp, clear, sunny morning for the Alton Classic car show. Owners of some 50 (mainly English) cars assembled for a 0830 breakfast at a country pub. After which we all set off for a 23 mile drive through rural lanes to finish in this busy North Hampshire market town. Prizes were awarded for a number of categories: • • • • The convoy was quickly fragmented by the normal Saturday morning traffic at the intersections, some drivers turned left or right down incorrect routes and others often followed. At one stage we saw a string of cars coming towards us in the opposite direction! • Best Motorcycle – a beautifully presented 1968 BSA Bantam Sport Best American car – 1928 Plymouth Fury (winner last year) Most interesting – A Military truck – 1934 Bedford Q-R Radio Shack Best Turned Out – 1951 Ford V8 Pilot ( ex Blackpool Police Car) Best in Show – A 1930 Austin Seven Box Saloon. The Four members of the club who brought their cars all voted the day a great success. Jack Semple showed his recently acquired wooden bodied 4Wheeler. Richard Holt created much All appeared to find their way to Alton around 1030 where the bigger cars (many American and some Military trucks) had already assembled. The sun shone and the jazz band played as we all wandered round talking to owners about their cars and answering questions about ours. 29 interest with his home built military look-alike RFH special. The organisation was good and the event again was free, so we are all going back again next year. Why not join us! Keep the end of September free for this. Carol and Peter Chitty came in their John Robson 1800J cream Super Tourer Lomax, Peter looking like a Russian Commissar in the early morning chill and Pam and I took Custard Muscles, our Lomax tricycle. One member had suffered a broken chassis a couple of days earlier and unfortunately couldn’t get it welded in time. This year’s event was the biggest yet with over 180 cars (including just a handful of motorcycles). 30 North Thames Gas 5th. Entry forms are available on www. thedockyard.co.uk. (send them in as soon as possible). The other event is the Chiltern Hills Vintage Vehicle Rally on Sunday 16th May 2010 at Woodlands Farm, Aston Clinton, Bucks. Entry forms are available on www.chilternhillsrally. org.uk. In the past Jim Maude has arranged for us to join his other Club's stand. Unfortunately, this is not possible anymore I have had notification of two events for this year. The Medway Festival of Steam and we have to book our own Club area (depends on number entering) or go in and Transport at the Historic Dockyard, Chatham, Kent, is on the 4th and 5th April, with the general entries. 2010. We go on Sunday 4th because the Crossing may be more congested on the Vic and Denise A Happy and Prosperous New Year to everybody, and let's hope all our events are sunny ones! Not much happeneing this time of the year. The only activities in our area are the first Sunday of the month lunches, to keep in touch. These are still well attended, but please note the the last one is in April. Slovakia - Saturday 22nd and Sunday 23rd May 2010 At the Caux Retro event in July 2009 the group from Slovakia invited everyone to a Car Show in Slovakia on a similar basis to the Caux Retro event. As you can see I now have the proposed dates and am trying to put together some more information. Our friends from Allouville Bellefosse will be going and also some JZR Pilots and Grinnell Scorpion owners from England. Our English speaking contact in France is now unable to go and I have agreed to see what I can do. Peter and I are NOT going so we really need someone, who would like to go, to be a contact and if not organise at least to liase with others. I am desperately searching for a business card that I had from one of the group last year who would have been willing to help with anyone going to the World Meeting of 2CV Friends in the Czech Republic (I never throw anything away – until this year of course, so I am keeping fingers crossed it will turn up!!) I have opened a list of names so if you are interested please contact me and I will get in touch with the organiser. Carole Chitty 31 Classified Ads For Sale Pembleton Supersport. 2006. 76300 miles. £3450 ono. Citroen 602cc 2CV based three wheel car. Correctly registered. Engineer built. Well maintained. Garaged. Used regularly. MOT August 2010. Tax May 2010. Would advise a viewing to appreciate the pros and cons. Genuine reason for very reluctant sale. I thought I had sold the car to a friend. However, due to changes in his personal circumstances he is no longer in a position to buy the car. I am only selling it (and at least two others of my collection) because I will no longer have the time to get the most out of enjoying the car (purchasing a holiday home in Cornwall). Regards David Searle (07979461287) For Sale BMW R850 eight valve oil head, only 3,800 miles, price £650. Tel Ken on 01278 444270 For Sale A pair of new 15" Wheel Rim Embellishers (ECAS Part No. 21600) £20 (plus p&p). Contact Dennis Page on 01502 713498 (Suffolk) 32 Not So Wild West Now that the days are getting shorter, activities prepared Lomax so that they can continue their and outings are few and far between and more travels abroad. time is spent in the garage "fiddling"! Leo and Vanessa are arranging the January However, on Friday 2nd October my youngest lunch on Sunday 3rd and hope that many of you will join us to celebrate and welcome the son arranged another day out at the Castle New Year. Combe racetrack through a website called "Turbosport". The weather was not too bad , February's meeting will, hopefully, be arranged dry but rather chilly , we all had a very by "Yours Truly" at the HARE & HOUNDS in enjoyable day and despite most of the cars Lansdown Road where we will also discuss attending being hotted-up Fords my little plans for the forthcoming season. Lomax did attract some positive attention. The following weekend a few of us gathered at Babbacombe for a relaxed, enjoyable break and Bryan and Yvonne have kindly and very courageously volunteered to host the March to celebrate the end of another season. Once again many thanks to Carol for organising it on lunch which will be held somewhere near their Highbridge home. our behalf. Suddenly Winter was upon us...and who forgot to put his clocks back ? Silly old b....... Not a lot else has happened but on 1st November we had the first of our regular winter Sunday lunches at the Oliver Cromwell, near Bromham and a delightful after dinner gathering at Pete and Julie Taylor's home in Devizes. We were thrilled to be joined by new members Bryan and Yvonne Giles who braved the elements in their beautiful little yellow four wheeled Berkeley which is now powered by our trusty friend the 602cc. Brian and his wife are very pleased with the conversion which now gives it really good performance and makes it a very useable every day car. I should also like to welcome Patrick and Janet Wilson who, although both long term motorcyclists, are now searching for a reliable and nicely Please do your best to support events and trips that are arranged - they are for your benefitand a good attendance is really gratifying and makes all the effort worthwhile- plus it's always great to see old friends. See you all soon , meanwhile , warmest regards Ron Ron Bishop (Member No. 847) Monthly Meetings January ………………. Leo & Vanessa Smith February ( SW.Area Planning Meeting ) Ron & Janet Bishop March ……A volunteer is still required .. Please Look forward to seeing many of you soon , meanwhile , keep smiling ! 33 Scotland Frozen North By the time you read this, Christmas will have come and gone, but hopefully the thirty members who came to our Christmas weekend will still have some good memories! Craig and Lesley arrived early on Saturday morning and worked non-stop, helping get things ready, until we went down to the meet everyone at the Douglas Arms. Many thanks to you both! and she never stopped smiling! She was accompanied by sisters Elizabeth & Naomi along with Mum & Dad. A very good and protracted meal, with non-stop talk on all of the tables. Then we were visited by Santa Claus preceded by a bell ringing Albert. Presents for everyone with the help of Elf Judy, in a music playing hat, with lots of Ho, Ho, Ho’s! For four couples, this was their first S. F.N event. We welcomed new members Tom & Vicki Rae from Edinburgh and Graham & Eileen Edmonds from Newton Stewart. Also meeting us for the first time were Ed & Sandy Elliot from Newton Stewart and ex-Cotswold members John & Margaret Plaister, from Kendal. However, the start arrival was Beatrice Morgan, four and a half months old, dressed in a Santa outfit, It was a unique sight to see the oldest S.F.N. member presenting a present to the youngest, both in Santa Claus outfits. When Chris re-appeared, he found that Santa had left a big snowman for him with flashing lights. Look forward to seeing it in the Rigby garden along with the gnomes and hedgehogs etc. Elf Judy had a pottery Santa riding a polar bear – Santa must have noticed the polar bear which usually rides around in the Red Baron. Nearly everyone then went back to Carlesgill. No snow and ice this year, but lots of rain and mud. All the usual crowd were there, most having travelled long distances in Scotland and England. However, it was pretty amazing to have Catherine & Raymond with us coming from Armadale. For those who don’t know their Scottish Geography, Armadale is on the North coast of Scotland, so this was quite a journey. A good evening followed with nonstop ‘craic’, more food and some liquid sustenance. Magic from Ian, 34 kept us well amused, even when he explains things, you still can’t see what he has done. Later in the evening, Iain MacRobert showed us he can still keep money in an upturned glass – very strange! Late in the evening, some departed home, others to B&B’s or Hotels and some staying on at Carlesgill. More clearing up in the morning, followed by Chris & Judy, Blue John and Catherine & Raymond going on a fairly long walk with Merlin, Chessy and me. Rainbows, wind, rain and hail resulted in some rather wet trousers, When on return, these were exchanged for pyjamas and bath towels, this was a sight to be seen! After some drying out, down to Langholm again for lunch, where we met up with Lesley –Craig was away enjoying himself in the mud and water on a trials run. Judy looked rather fetching in her smart grey top, teamed up with my un-smart trainer bottoms! So that’s another Christmas weekend over, Next event is Tan Hill – you know you want to join us, going up over 2000 ft in snowy, freezing weather! We managed to get an outline programme sorted for next year. We’ve filled in the months, but haven’t got the actual dates for most events. You’ll find this below. Jennie Events for 2010 Jan 10th Mar 26th-28th May (late) June 21st-25th July 10th-11th July (Late) Sept 17th-19th Sept (Late) Oct Raid Tan Hill. Organised by les Hiboux, Leeds 2CV Group. Contact Jennie. Tan Hill 01833 628246. Bunk House accommodation – ring direct. AGM in Morecambe “Reivers Raid” (Iain & Janet) Summer camp Glamis Castle Motoring extravaganza Highland Soiree (Callum) Selkirk Rally Lakes Run Part III (Craig & Lesley) Dales Run Malcolm (North West) 35 Suspension Arm Bearings When I stripped down the rear suspension on “Firebird” to fit the parts for coupling both spring/damper sets to the single rear wheel, I found that there was no split pin holding the castellated nut, which was loose and battered. extension. Looking at the Lomax build manual, you will see that on Page3 the instruction to:“Tap the castellated nut ----- using a drift” Please don’t do this as you will gradually destroy the nut and you have no control of the tightening torque. A suitable spanner can be bought from almost Use your castellated spanner together with a any of the specialist suppliers or you can make torque wrench to tighten the nut to 35-40lb.ft. (4-4.5Nm.) then back off the nut until the first one. available split pin hole lines up and fit a suitable split pin. The manual then goes on to state:“ --- tighten up the large collar (for this read castellated nut) and then slacken off by about ¼ of a turn.” This will ensure that the loads are carried by the whole bearing assembly and not just a very small part of it. Should give better handling too. NO! NO! NO! This will leave excessive play in the taper roller bearings which will soon lead to bearing failure as shown. GOODBYE TO NASTY NOISES FROM YOUR BACK END! The rear wheel of a 223 does what two wheels did in the donor car, it also generates a greater offset load on the bearings from the arm 36 Sorry for preaching to the converted but some obviously believe the Lomax manual to be a gospel. John and Margaret Plaister (301) CITROEN SPECIALS CLUB MINUTES OF ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING MORECAMBE, 29 MARCH 2009 accepted as a true record of its proceedings without further amendment. Committee Present: Chairman: Steve Parrish, Vice Chairman: Alan Peacock, Treasurer: Peter Chitty, General Secretary: Dr John Fowler, Membership Secretary: Carole Chitty, “Flat Out” Editor: Callum Beveridge, Regalia Rep: Lynda Kiley, Area Reps listed at Item 10 below. 1. Welcome Opening proceedings at 1030hrs, Steve welcomed a record attendance of 100+ members to the Club’s 20th AGM and hoped all were enjoying their stay on Morecombe Seafront. He then asked for a minute’s silence for Ron Huston and John Harman who died in the past year. Jennie White read out a letter from Alice Huston thanking the Club for our participation in Ron’s funeral. 2. Apologies for Absence Apologies had been received from Bob, Sylia and Sally, Dicky and Pat Dawes, and from David and Shirley Tyne. Steve noted that Dave and Linda Brownlee had been delayed in France, while nothing had been heard of late from Bob Raikes or from Pete and Bonnie Carbutt. 3. Examination and Acceptance of the March 2008 AGM Minutes Copies of the last AGM minutes were included in the last “Flat Out” and available at the meeting. They were 37 4. Chairman’s Report. Steve noted this was his first AGM after a year in office. Nevertheless, there is little doubt that Club is in excellent health; as shown by record membership numbers and last year’s quite superlative 20th Anniversary Rally in Belgium. Steve then proposed a vote of thanks to Alan Peacock for his efforts over 4 years as the Club’s last Chairman, for definitely raising our profile abroad and for his ongoing assistance as Vice Chairman in recent months. Steve also thanked Alan and Carole as well as Bill and Mary Johnson for their superb organisation and leadership of the Belgium Rally. Although noting that many of last year’s events had been spoilt by bad weather; Steve thanked all Area Representatives for their constant efforts, without which the Club would be much diminished. Steve then congratulated Callum for the excellent content and extra colour in recent “Flat Outs”. Finally, Steve thanked Brian and Heather Peters for handling Regalia Sales for the past 2 years and he introduced Lynda Kylie who had recently taken over such duties. Steve then presented a clock on behalf of the Club to Peter and Margaret Cook to mark their retirement from distributing and posting countless “Flat Outs” for the past 19 years. Steve then awarded the Club’s 2009 Nic Francois Award for Outstanding Contribution to Alan Peacock for his constant efforts in leading and supporting the Club over recent years as well as his extra work in standing in as our temporary secretary last year. Finally, Steve presented certificates to the following past winners of the Adrian Flux Trophy. 2005 – Mike Butler, 2006 Carole Chitty, 2007 - John Whitely, 2008 - Jennie White . All such awards were universally acknowledged. 5. General Secretary’s Report Since taking over as General Secretary at the last AGM John had organised 3 routine Committee Meetings at Shipton-under-Wychwood in the Cotswolds, as well as this AGM Weekend. He reminded members they were very welcome to sit in on any Committee Meeting and to call him for details as required. John had booked the Club’s participation in the major Kit Car Shows at Stoneleigh (3/4 May) and Newark (20/21 June) for this year. Finally, John advised that the Club’s third-party insurance covered only static events, so incidents or accidents on club-organised runs would only be covered by members’ own motor policies. Therefore, all organisers should ensure that no element of competition be included in any CSC “moving” events. 38 6. Treasurer’s Report. In explaining the CSC Accounts Sheet as at 31 December 2008 with a balance carried forward of £3956.87, Treasurer Peter Chitty stressed that the Club’s present financial position was most satisfactory, particularly as annual subscriptions now coming in had risen to £17.50. Peter then confirmed that he was standing down as the Club’s Treasurer after this AGM. There being no questions, Steve then proposed a vote of thanks to Peter for his tireless service as the Club’s Treasurer ever since its founding 20 years ago. This was passed unanimously. 7. Membership Secretary’s Report. Carole Chitty reported that our membership had risen steadily from 100 at the CSC’s inception, to a current membership number of 1830 and an all-time record of 520 active members today. Some had left and rejoined a number of times over the years so it was often difficult to track individuals. That so, Carole asked Area Representatives to advise the Committee of serious illnesses or deaths among members in their areas so the Club may send appropriate messages. 8. ‘Flat Out’ Editor’s Report Callum thanked the Executive Committee, all Area Representatives and others for their excellent contributions to the magazine over recent months; which had largely their respective areas: driven its success. He nevertheless condemned “last-minute” entries and South Carole Chitty appealed for further articles and North Thames Vic Braybrook pictures to aid smooth production of South West Ron Bishop future editions. He indeed reminded Cotswolds Gordon & Alyson everyone that the next “Flat Out” goes Burch to print within the next week and that North Wales/ he would stand down as editor at next West Midlands Philip Costin Kelly year’s AGM. East Midlands Jim Barry North West Richard Williams Scotland Jennie White 9. 2009 Major Events. Having reminded members of the Club’s regular participation at the Stoneleigh In thanking Richard Williams and and Newark Kit Car Shows, Steve Malcolm Hopwood for their excellent asked David Field to update the road run to the Lake District, and meeting on his planning for the 2009 indeed all area Representatives for their Summer Camp at Woodhall Spa, efforts on members’ behalf over the Lincolnshire. David advised that 93 past year, Steve noted that Bob Hartley members in 50 cars were booked in for (East Anglia) and Keith Bomber a super weekend to date, with all on(Northern Ireland) were absent. site cabins and caravans taken. Extra B&B and tented accommodation was 11. Nominations for Committee still available and David asked and Related Elections Taking control members to book as soon as they could of the meeting for the Chairman’s so planning could be finalised. David election, John noted that Steve had then gave a background to the Roy served only one year of the normal 4Bagshaw “Piston” Trophy which he year term and that no alternative then presented to the Club. Steve nominations for this post had been confirmed that this superb trophy received. Alan thus proposed that would be awarded for Technical Steve Parrish continue as the Club’s Innovation at our Annual Summer Chairman for a further year. The Camps. motion was seconded by Jim Barry and passed unanimously. As previously noted, Peter Chitty was 10. Area Representative Introductions and Questions. Steve standing down as the Club’s Treasurer and Alan Peacock had volunteered to referred to the comprehensive area reports in each “Flat Out”; and asked assume these duties. There being no the following Area Representatives to other candidates, Steve proposed that say only a few words about activities in Alan be elected as Treasurer. This 39 motion was seconded by Jim Barry and was passed unanimously. In response to a question from Jennie White, John advised that Peter Chitty had been nominated to take over as the Club’s Internal Audit duties from Carole Peacock. Such a transfer was proposed by Terry Pearson, seconded by Steve and passed unanimously. Jennie White stressed that that her original search for this venue had shown that large hotels now filled well in advance. Thus any booking for the 2010 AGM and Summer Camp must be made as soon as possible. Answering a question from Terry Pearson, Jim Barry confirmed that an 12. Location of next AGM With all international rally as organised by the present confirming by a show of hands Dutch 2CV Club would be held in that they were at least satisfied with all 2010. aspects of the Broadway Hotel’s Ron Bishop offered to organise the facilities, food and service, Steve proposed that John confirm terms with Club’s 2011 Summer Camp in the South West. the hotel management before a final decision on the next AGM’s location is Richard Williams advised that our Club taken at the Club’s next Committee would be invited to participate in an Meeting on 18 April. This approach International Citroen Car Club meeting was approved unanimously. to be held at Pickering, North Yorkshire in August 2012. 13. Any Other Business Peter Chitty gave brief details of the There being no further business, Steve Club’s recent commercial agreement with insurance brokers Footman James, Parrish wished everyone an excellent lunch and a good trip home, before which should generate considerable closing the meeting at 12.15 hrs. revenue for the Club. Carole Chitty then provided an extended background to the scheme; and in curtailing the Steve Parrish, Chairman resultant discussion Steve stressed that Dr John Fowler, General Secretary 1st Apr 2009 the Club could and would not recommend any particular insurance provider to its members. Chris Rigby was training for the London Marathon, where he would be running for Diabetes Research. Any sponsorship or donations would be warmly received. 40 ‘EAST COASTER’S’ Bellies, all eat tons of Lincolnshire Sausage and all speak in an unintelligible local dialect! But why the 1st October? On this date in 1536 the men of Louth first rose up in rebellion over Henry 8th's Reformation. By 6th Oct, 40,000 men from all over the county were camped around the Cathedral in Lincoln, demanding that Henry respect local churches and their treasures. Sadly the rebellion failed, and the leaders were ruthlessly executed, but the Lincolnshire rebellion remains an important part of Tudor history and is a great example of local people standing up for their rights. And where does the term Yellow-Belly come from? In recent years, the term has been applied to any person born or bred in Lincolnshire, however, there are various theories about the origin. Of those, the favourite is that it refers to the colour of the belly of frogs and newts which frequented the marshes in the middle ages. Although these species are rare today, they can still be seen occasionally in local Although there had been mention of it ponds. in the local press in advance, the 1st At the beginning of October several of October crept up on us and, quite frankly, we missed an opportunity to us attended the small but perfectly formed Classic Meet in the Market make our presence known to the Square opposite our Pub, The Chase, Lincolnshire community. Why, well in Market Rasen. The usual mix of the 1st October is Lincolnshire Day and has been for the past four years, classic vehicles were there but, regretfully, the beautifully restored ever since we acquired our own maroon Morgan which we usually County flag. Lincolnshire Day is of drool over failed to appear this year, course the day that we all sing the however, there was a particular Lincolnshire Poacher, all wear favourite of mine, a Jowett Javelin. I something yellow being YellowA happy New Year to one and all from Lincolnshire. So what of the back end of the 2009 season? The day of our Monthly Meeting in September at The Chase in Mkt Rasen brought home one reason why I ask that any casual or first time attendees at our meetings check with me first before travelling any distance. Our meeting clashed with a race event at the Market Rasen racecourse which doesn’t often happen, but when it does, it is very disruptive for two reasons. Firstly, not only our meeting place ‘The Chase‘, but all of the other pubs in the Town are full of race-goers. Secondly, all of the road approaches both to and through Market Rasen are chock-ablock with crawling traffic which makes life very difficult. Whilst this has been the only clash this year, we will ensure in future that the Market Rasen Race Calendar is checked before our February Planning Meeting so that an alternative Monthly Meeting date can be planned if necessary. 41 had the great pleasure of owning one programme for 2010 will be posted on of these as my first car in the 60s and the CSC Web Forum and in Flat Out. which I bought for £45! The final Monthly Meeting of 2009 saw Those who attended our penultimate 13 of us putting the world to rights on a day dominated with outbursts of Monthly Meeting this year at The Chase at the end of October enjoyed heavy rain. Much of the discussion at this meeting was about a project lovely sunshine. Making his first being undertaken by tinkerer appearance at The Chase was new extraordinaire Pete Herbert who is member Glen Moore from Grimsby who has recently bought a Lomax 223. quietly developing a home designed and built valve which fits inside either Unfortunately, Glen was ‘on-call’ the standard 2CV filler/breather or from work and so his visit on this the cut down Lomax unit. A working occasion was brief, however, it was good to see him and we say welcome prototype is already on a car after the operation was checked first with a to the East Coasters. Conversation water-manometer. All seems well so eventually turned to the various far and after initial talks with a local shows we have attended throughout fabricator, it looks as though the cost recent months and then to the new 2010 season of events. New boy Keith for a conversion set may be considerably cheaper that other Bradshaw became quite animated about the prospect of attending local solutions to this problem. We’ll keep you posted as development continues. millionaire Larry Riches’s Saturday night live music extravaganza the Finally, next time you grumble at night before his Classic in the Park having to fill up your Special after event at his Manor House in West Ashby in September. This is something completing 200 miles plus on a tankful, have a thought for those we have not previously done but individuals who buy one of the fastest which sounds like great fun. Larry road cars in the world, the Bugatti engages a band of some sort (an 18 Veyron. This returns just 11.7mpg! piece swing band last year) and And just to put this in context, at full visitors to the event bring their own food and drink for an outside picnic in throttle, (a mere 254mph), it returns just 2.46 mpg. Keep driving at full front of the Manor house whack and you'll be out of fuel in just accompanied by music to dance to. 12 minutes. Now that is thirsty!) For those who wish to stop over and make an evening of it with no fears about drinking and driving, there is a David Field small charge for camping in the paddock which seems quite a sensible option. This will be discussed more fully at our Planning Meeting in February after which out provisional 42 Southern Section Caux Retro Weekend Normandy for the 30 or so cars and Vespas in each group. Coffee stops, aperitifs and lunch were again provided and cars assembled after the run at a nearby chateau to enable their owners to reminisce on the day’s events.. Warm sunshine, superb hospitality, and a variety of 300 plus vehicles of all types were enjoyed by many members during the weekend in Normandy organised by Carol and Peter Chitty. The vehicles present ranged from a monowheel , Solex powered bicycles, motorcycles, tricycles, cars, tractors, military jeeps and trucks and of course a good showing from the club of Grinnal’s, Since 1995 the town has organised a historic wheels festival and invited participants from Belgium, the Czech Republic, Slovakia and the UK to bring vehicles and participate in this event. Citroen Specials Club members either camped or were allocated host families in Allouville and the surrounding villages and towns. Well presented meals and drinks were provided free of charge in the village hall from our assembly on Friday evening until we all dispersed on Monday morning. A Czech duo entertained us with Mississippi Blues music on Saturday evening and during the ‘show’ day on Sunday when the public were charged 3€ to enter the display area Nicole and Daniel our Hosts for the weekend JZR’s, Avion’s, Lomax’s, Pembleton’s. Peter Hill brought his single seater and Kiwi Dave came with his 2CV trike. Some stayed in the area after the event before heading home using various ferries according to convenience. Lots of additional images can be seen on www.flickr.com/photos/bellrock2 On Saturday some of the participants went on organised drives in convoy, shepherded John Robson 1800 by a number of motorcycle riders who rode ahead to stop traffic at intersections 43 MONTHLY MEETINGS Regular local meetings not listed in the main diary: South: The Cricketers Arms pub, Chestnut Avenue, Chandlers Ford (Eastleigh), Hants. Last Sunday of the month, 12 noon. The Foresters Arms, Kirdford, Billingshurst, West Sussex RH14 0ND Tel: 01403 820205. 2nd Sunday of the month, 12 noon. South West: The Live & Let Live, Frampton Cotterell, Nr. Bristol 3rd Monday of the month. Details: Derek 01454 250 959. The Borough Arms, Bodmin, 2nd Monday of each month. South Wales: None at the moment. Cotswolds: 1st Sunday of the month, 12 noon. Hunters Inn, Longdon. Contact Gordon & Allyson on 01594 562844 for more details. East Midlands (East Coast sub-group) 12 Noon, Last Sunday in the month (Unless this clashes with an event) The Chase, Market Square, Market Rasen, Lincolnshire. It is suggested that casual or first time visitors contact David Field (01522 753372) before travelling in case of an event clash. East Midlands: (Mid Shires Group) Monthly winter meetings (October to March) The 4th Sunday of the month at Sibertoft Airfield (between Husbands Bosworth and Welford on the A5199) for 12pm, Monthly summer meetings (April to September) The 2nd Tuesday of the month at Sibertoft Airfield (between Husbands Bosworth and Welford on the A5199) at 7 pm Contact Jim or Joy on 01536 724512 to confirm venue and to book numbers East Anglia: The Horseshoes, Billingford (A143), 2nd Sunday of the month, 12 for 12.30 pm. Numbers need to be confirmed. Please contact Bob Hartley, 01474 730434. North Thames The Airfield, Galleria Site, Lemsford, Comet Way, Hatfield, Herts AL10 0DA. 1st. Sunday of the month, Oct. to Apr, from 12 noon 44 General Secretary’s Ramblings Morecambe Bay on 26-28 March. At £82pp at a top hotel in Morecambe this really is exceptional value for a muchI am not exactly sure when this missive will appear - but it is now fast approaching needed weekend away as the Spring breaks after a long Winter, so please book soonest Christmas and the weather outside in the to ensure your own place. Just use the wilds of North Yorkshire is still ****ing down, - so my Lomax remains locked up form enclosed with the last magazine and sent to me with the £20pp deposit cheques in the garage! In the meantime, may I made out to the Club. wish all readers of this esteemed publication a heartfelt but belated Merry Finally, I have been busy of late making Christmas and a Happy New Year; in which I sure you will all resolve not only arrangements with hotel bosses for the to use your wonderful cars as much as you 2011 AGM weekend; and although I will leave our Chairman to break the good can, but also to help our Club go from strength to strength! Talking of which, our news about exactly where we are going, I next AGM at Morecambe on 28 March is really must now thank our Scottish Frozen fast approaching and with no nominations North Representative Jennie White for searching for, finding and finally to date your Club really needs some able negotiating a superb hotel package which volunteers to take over 3 area really looks the equal of that we have representative posts (including 2 which have been far too long vacant) and indeed enjoyed (and indeed Jennie originally found) at Morecambe. I will of course from Callum as our Magazine Editor. send further details in due course, but in he Furthermore, please remember that you meantime please enjoy all those wonderful can also nominate - or indeed stand for 3 and 4 wheeled creations over the winter, any of the other executive and area rep posts (with the exception of Chairman); as (and even at Britain's highest pub at Tan Hill on 4 January) - and please consider it will be really good to have a genuine ensuring this wonderful Club's continued election for these rather than merely expecting the often long-serving existing success by standing for one on the posts in our forthcoming elections! incumbents to soldier on, and on - and indeed on! With best wishes Please therefore fill in and return the John Fowler 01423 867410 enclosed Nomination Form - or should this [email protected] get lost simply call or e-mail me to discuss. Hi everyone, Talking of the AGM, as at today (8 December) I have 64 CSC members and guests booked in for the Club's AGM Package at the Broadway Hotel in 45 Down South Not a lot going on now, ‘Chitty Chitty’ and our Super Tourer have been tucked up for the winter and SORN, this was a problem as Peter did it by phone and had a message to say they were successfully SORN but was only sent the paperwork for ‘Chitty Chitty’. On checking he was instructed by DVLC to write to our local DVLC office who promptly wrote back and told us we could not backdate the SORN so had to pay for the privilege of keeping the car off the road for another two months! He has written and explained the situation, which had been confirmed by Swansea, and hopefully this is now sorted. Forthcoming events. Footman James came up trumps with our accident claim and the ‘tin top’ was indeed duly written off as unviable to repair. The injury side of the claim is still ongoing but hopefully this too will soon be resolved. Hopefully the members who organised events last year will be willing to do the same again this year. Perhaps we can discuss future events in January. The January meeting at the Cricketers at Eastleigh has been moved again to the penultimate Sunday and the last Sunday is at Carole and Peter’s for the Boy’s Day Out at the Talmag Trial and the Girls Day Out visiting the local attractions. There will be a hot supper as usual. Just give us a ring to let us know if you are coming. Don’t forget the Les Fils de Vitesse and Pompy Puddleducks’ Beach Barbie on New Years Day, bring your own meat to cook on the provided barbeques or there is a café in the Amusement Arcade next door. Happy New Year Carole and Peter Chitty Forthcoming Events: Contact Carole and Peter or member listed. Jan 1st Jan 12 Jan 19 Jan 26 Feb.17 Feb 14 Beach Barbie – Hayling Island miniature railway station. 12.00 noon. Monthly meeting at the Forresters, Kirdford, Near Wisborough Green 12.00 noon. Monthly meeting and New Year Lunch at the Cricketers Arms, Chestnut Avenue, Eastleigh 12.00 noon. Talmag pre 60’s Motocycle Trial, Hungary Hill, Aldershot. Girls Day out 9:30 – 10.00 Monthly meeting and New Year Lunch at the Cricketers Arms, Chestnut Avenue, Eastleigh 12.00 noon. Monthly meeting at the Forresters, Kirdford, Near Wisborough Green 12.00 noon. 46 End to End in an Tin Can (part 2) ...Heading to Plockton now and after a little detour, right at first T junction and left at next signposted 'Plockton 6' caught us out and we turned immediately left after the right at the T junction which brought us to a cul-de-sac so we knew we went wrong but we got a inquisitive look from a guy in his garden but had no time to answer the questions so a three point turn was hastened and we were on the correct route again. Through Badicaul, Drumbuie and follow the signs for Plockton went smooth enough apart from showers and a bit of wind but we knew that was coming, shame the weather men couldn't be wrong when they forecast rain but we weren't going to let that spoil our trip and as we drove down the bank to the sea we had caught up to some of the others who had lunched at Plockton and another chance to find out about some of the other cars in the group. There's a man with a boat doing trips from Plockton who says if you don't see any sea lions whilst on his trip you won't have to pay a penny. Well Grace and I didn't! No not see any sea lions, we didn't take the trip just parked up, had a natter about cars, bought fridge magnets, postcards and some fresh milk as you do. Time to move on again and a fond farewell Plockton as we began to see some familiar surroundings soon after from June this year and last year for me while Pembleing about. We were by now high on good times but were becoming damper on wet times and as the lazy winds were blowing about we were finding it both cold and damp......Boo. {Lazy winds don't go around you-they go right through} Turn left after Kishorn with a brown and white sign for 'Applecross' and 'Wester Ross Coastal Trail' means the start of the 'Bealach na Ba' and what a route that was. I was just glad that 47 we weren't returning that way the next day especially when a motorcycle had turned a corner in the middle of the road and locked up his front wheel right in front of me. Hooligan. We missed the gathering point for a group photo by being late apparently but I didn't even see where it was supposed to be. Sorry Callum. On the last 100 yards of the day I made an mis-judgement by turning right with the road instead of leaving the road straight ahead and into 'The Applecross Campsite' but realized my error as I saw Fred enter the gates so reversed back and dismissed any mistake as I thought the campsite was further along the road but obviously we had made good time somewhere between check points. Pitch chosen and tent first but the damn midges were having a whale of a time around me so Fred sprayed me but no difference so a lot of arm waving and strolling back and forth. Air bed blown up, bed made, lets escape to the pub was not an excuse but hey was a good idea anyhow. The Polly tunnel was becoming busy as we entered but a table was found 48 and Fred had joined us. Food was consumed and beer was smooth enough to enjoy a few whilst the company was very good even when Lesley decided to turn on me but it was all good banter. Sunday morning was here far too soon and we found ourselves rushing to pack everything away before breakfast but made it or at least we weren't alone in being late. Sorry Callum just in case. LOL. Since we found ourselves lagging behind yesterday we decided to either reduce site visits or not to indulge in so much steady running while taking in the views but that is impossible in this beautiful part of the world and as usual we were soon turning a corner with another wow. Duncan had said to take plenty of photographs but after 5000 you still could take more and still not capture the beauty of the landscape. {dinosaur country as I recall someone saying to me and I know just where he was coming from.....WOW} Well I was so busy looking around and I don't know what Grace was up to that we completely missed Victoria Falls and a suggested meet up at mid-morning. Sorry Callum. We were however first at 'The Old Inn' at Gairloch for lunch because we missed the gathering of the clan. A warm and dry by a real fire, some natter about cars unsurprisingly and eventually I made my mind up to have the Mussels Mariniere for lunch and thoroughly enjoyed it with some home made bread. An announcement was made by Jennie which everyone whole heartedly agreed with that Callum had performed an excellent plan for our tour of 'The Applecross Alpine Adventure'. A lot was learnt from a very pleasant trip to the ' Loch Ewe Distillery ' at the 'Drumchork Lodge Hotel in Aultbea which is officially ' The Top Whisky Hotel in the World 'and sounds like it was a dream of John Clotworthy and wife Frances whom are living that dream along with their two dogs Lucy and Mizzi. Sounds familiar 'living a dream'. It was about 16.30 by now and although we had intended to see Corrieshalloch Gorge plans were changed and at the A835 our Applecross Alpine Adventure was over and a heading was set Northward at an easy 50 or so towards Ullapool with the thought of a fish supper as bait to lure us into submission of currency into the fisheries till. WELL DONE that man and once again THANK YOU for your efforts. But were not finished yet as a trip to a whisky distillery was mentioned which sounded interesting to both the wife and I even if neither of us like the stuff so lets tootle along there then, we decided. Uisge Beatha, meaning 'water of life.' The Scottish Gaelic and local name for what we know as whisky is brewed like beer, cider or lager which I have done but when you would bottle beer, cider or lager in the second fermenting process thats when distilling differs by steaming off the spirit at 76 degrees and condensing it into essentially moonshine after a further distillation. Keg it up and leave to mature and you have spirit as apposed to brew in a nut shell. If it is possible, a crack had been overlooked by myself after replacing both front wheel bearings, changing the gearbox and repairing splits in both front mudguards, however that half an inch crack by now was inflicting substantial damage to my right hand side front mudguard as some sort of punishment for travelling along sub-standard roads and I don't mean whilst on the Applecross. All the roads I have travelled on over the last week and a bit have had some deficiency or three and not only the speed humps that by the way, only slow low vehicles down. 49 So while Grace queued for supper I got two nuts and bolts out to hold the crack together in the up and down plane and changed a blown rear tail light bulb. Supper with a few onlookers is normal with these cars and a family approached with the kids being about 6 or 7 and these two kids seemed so thrilled to see my car I told dad of myself seeing a British Green Sports Car at the community centre across the field where I grew up and although I never knew what make or model it was because I was so young I was going to have one, one day so he best watch out or his two may be hooked now. Forever forward and onward with our tummies filled once more we were on our way with waves and an arooga which just tickles me every time. Up that West coast I find myself turning around a bend and wowing again and again and i'm sure Gracie was suffering earache by now with me pointing this way and that as to look at the latest spectacle this landscape delivers over and over and over again. We had been told that the 50 A836 from Lairg to Tongue was a truly magnificent drive with splendid views but the Loch-sides and coastline has me in its grasp forever and we turned left at Sledmore Junction without any guilt of what we may of missed. Loch Awe, Loch Assynt, Ardvrek Castle or ruins of, Loch Gleneoul, Unapool, Loch Glendhu, Locha Chairn Bhain, Scourie, Loch A Bhadaidh Daraich, Loch Laxford, Loch Na Thull, Loch Inchard, and the Kyle of Durness were all admired and no wonder as we reached Durness about 20.00 and we saw the campsite by the side of the road Grace suggested camping here and I agreed it would be a good idea as we were finally on the North coast with our eyes tiring but not through lack of sleep but worn out by those fantastic views although through damp and misty goggles which I could only hope to describe within this report. Tent erected and bed inflated, car covered with it's green tarp as I still haven’t decided as to fit a tonneau or not but should of by now but its 21.00 and we are off to the pub so tonight Matthew, I don't really care. Top Gear is on the box as we enter and already I'm at home, ' Pint of bitter please and a Tia-Maria with Coke please ' any ice Grace ? Ha, Its always too good to be true and sure enough Top Gear has finished within two minutes and their waiting for the footy and I can't stand bloody football so we move over to the opposite end of the telly end and enjoy a game or two of pool and put a quid in the jukebox to keep the music going and drown the footy sounds out. It sounds like I didn't enjoy the pub but I can't remember what brand of beer it was that was served but I would normally have 2 or 3 as a rule but it went down so well that I had either 4 or 5 . Greedy bugger. Next morning and I stroll over to the site office to pay our dues while Grace heads off to the shower block and I get asked for my registration and the guys say they were just talking about the car and sympathised with us over travelling in such a lovely car but in such unfortunately poor weather conditions but what can you do but make the most of it so fees paid and I return to the tent and wait for my turn to visit a shower which was lovely and warm just what a doctor would order. All packed up, fuel topped up and off to John O's today but a special tickle for me is Bettyhill or rather just Eastward of Bettyhill as I seemed to have misplaced it. 51 {Sorry, Raymond and Catherine} you must of thought where is this Bettyhill he's talking about because we've lived their for ________ years and don't know where he's on about. } Well I was travelling last year by Bettyhill well actually Eastward and I could remember turning a right hand bend, climbing up a bank and there was a low wall on my left hand side with a phone box in the middle of nowhere apart from a track running up the side of this wall towards someone's home and it tickled me and as I was due to call home I pulled over to give the family an update of my trip. Somehow I had remembered it at Bettyhill. Sometimes I find the most unusual things amusing which others just don’t seem to get it. By now and for a while certainly since our 70 mph blast in driving hell or was it rain and the beginning of ' The Applecross' by covering so many miles I had assumed that if anything was going to fall off the car it would of by now but a person had best be careful about what he or she thinks....... Another thing that never ceases to surprise me is how a mountainous region like Scotland can have such beautiful golden beaches and bays hidden around a nook every now and again which just blow you away even on our damp and drizzly days and there are a few. Beaches and bays I mean, unfortunately a few damp and drizzly days as well. Through Thurso and I begin to think ' Oh, we're nearly finished, oh, we're nearly done! ' A sadness falls over me even though we've had some wind and rain I wasn't prepared for the end myself and I was just beginning to enjoy myself {had away an shite, I was lovin every minute apart from the torrential rainy bits and that drop over the side of the Bealach Na Ba when I took a look.} An old reminder of a place we we're now very close to by the name of ‘Dunnet’ perked me up as I remember unusual names from last year such as ' Doll, Street, Bettyhill, and Dunnet which are all names of places and a photograph has to be taken to prove to all and sundry that I DUNNET. With my wife, Grace tagging along with me how much more could I ask for apart from some sunshine please or even brightness and dry would do. A lotto win and good health for a million years would see us alright. 52 Turn left and down the road to John O' Groats at 1600 on Monday 17th and I knew of a large poster on the quayside of a certain post stating distances to the Orkney Islands, Sydney, New York and Lands End. So I reversed my car down the slope towards the dock to line up for my FREE photo and Grace dutifully takes it I suppose to save her from having to be in it when I say to her ' I best move the car out of the way so as not to get in anyone's way' and a guy dressed similar to a fisherman says that i'm not in anyone's way and that he would prefer me to stay put and indeed insisted that I stay there so we can talk about the car and he only turns out to be the Harbour Master so how could I object. We chatted a while then I moved the car to a more suitable position where more people were drawn by the sound of the engine being fired up and I dodged into the gift shops to get my trophy. I wish it had been a pint but no my End to End fridge magnet to fix to my cars' dashboard as a memento of our quest. Well we already had an End to End fridge magnet funnily enough on our fridge door which I had in mind but the shop was without these special ones so a deal was struck with our lass as to I have the End to End one and I bought her a John O' Groats pebble type. Leaving John O's as I have mentioned ended our holiday and my personal challenge had been fulfilled but I wasn't ready for home just yet and since Fort Augustus is so special to me we headed South to Inverness and down the Loch but by now Grace likes campsites and not my rough and ready approach to camping anywhere you can for free but it has to be scenic, historic or just nice, so a new campsite is open for its' first year just around the corner from where we want to be and with £6.00 each our fees were paid for one night, with a site picnic bench beside a BMW combination and an accompanying BMW bike the other side of the picnic bench had waited all day for us, so we obliged by camping there. A few midges were around us so we hastily put up the tent, the airbed was inflated and bed made, surely we're semi-pro's by now and We drove around to the dockside, walked up and down to look at the boats moored up for the night but returned soon as it was nearly 21.00 and we were too tired to fight off those damn midges. In the morning it was quite bright and dry. HOORAY. But those damn midges are still around and bloody hell did they get on your nerves but wait until later when the bumps start to come up like stinging nettles you look like you have the chicken pox and I'm still scratching now a week later at the thought. A look at the map was a waste of time really that morning as unless you return to Inverness which was 53 never going to happen you have to head to Fort William but Grace was supposed to be back at work on Monday and it was already Tuesday morning and a long way from home with me reluctant to ever return. Well Grace had asked our youngest daughter, Amanda, to cover for her delivering the 'meals-on-wheels' but she couldn't cover on Wednesday due to prior appointments so we had one day left and since I was due back to work on Thursday both day and night job and my wallet had only £60 in reality struck home with a harsh blow. I refuse to return to Inverness and travel 70 mph homeward on the A9 like we had to on our way here when such spectacles of wonder and magnificence are over on the West coast beyond Fort William and with fish and chips that melt in your mouth from Oban we were on our way singing 'She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes' which is a favourite of Matty's along with Chitty, Chitty, Bang, Bang and a few more. Anyone who has never seen the West coast of Scotland and taken in Inveraray, Oban, Fort William and Fort Augustus to mention the very least will never forgive themselves for not visiting sooner and if you have the time do all of Scotland I would recommend travelling in a clockwise direction as this I found the best and the next time I will have time to journey through Applecross and the Bealach na Ba and those other minor routes with their hidden sights waiting for my eyes to behold and store forever or at least until the time after as I'm sure you've not seen the last of me you BONNY SCOTLAND! Oban chippy or restaurant as it says above the door had a half lobster on it's special board which was my choice of my Tuesday lunch while Gracie opted for a small supper and it was absolutely divine like all the seafood I had eaten whilst here and about but time stands still for no man I once heard Rab. C. Nesbitt say and we were feeling the sands slipping through our fingers so our journey once again was to take us nearing home every spin of the wheel. The A816, Oban became the A83 at Lochgilphead, through Inveraray, the sheer enormousity of Glen Coe that is best seen as you drive up the mountainside then 'Rest and be Thankful' even just to attempt to focus on a single pine tree I dare you to try. We however were travelling in an anti-clockwise direction but never 54 the less and it's my third time I still can't believe my eyes. Turn right at Tarbet and the A82 returns beneath us taking us into Glasgow but not over the Erskine Bridge today but towards the M8 and a very wet M74 more off fallen rain than actual raining rain. Wrong type maybe but we still got drawked and it was very un-nerving but the M74 became the A74M past Moffat then Lockerbie and as we pass Gretna Green then Gretna we enter England and on to Carlisle to which we top up the fuel and change direction towards Hexham and Newcastle beyond with the A1 taking us to our A19 and not much further to home. The car unloaded in the fashion of 'Its all out isn't it' but dumped on the couch, the floor and who cares where else so longs as it's in the house. Right open the container and put the car to bed with a little thank you pet. You done good. A message or two to announce our safe return and I had forgot to read the mileage so that had to wait until the morning when after topping up with oil I took the 'silver bullet' for a spin and delivered Gracie's 'meals-onwheels' for her just to prove she was in ship shape. {That's not a Topher joke by the way} My mileage for the whole trip is astronomical considering the end to end is 874 or 876 depending on who you believe but as I considered making the end to end alone I soon realized that I would need to travel twice that distance at least to carry strangers, Phil, Duncan, Callum and especially Gracie. Love You. it out once, then taking in to consideration a jaunt to see what Wales was about and the pleasurable journey homeward I won't complain as there's no point at travelling 2599.8 miles in total but wish I had gone around the block and that it had not cost so much in fuel mostly due to 70mph travelling to make up time and that Callum had sorted some better weather as he promised but hey that all falls into insignificance as my Gracie came along for the ride and we didn't have to spend our 24th wedding anniversary apart. Andrew Crathorne PS. And at a word average of only 0.326361 per mile I think I may stay at home in the future as the hardest part of the journey has been the writing up of it never mind the cost of fuel but I forgot to log some along the way so I could only estimate so I wont. Thank you to everyone who made our trip possible and as enjoyable as it was either Applecrossers or total 55 The cars at La Roche The CSC at Caux Retro June 2009 A Hudson Kindred Spirit, Lomax 224 and a Blackjack Avion from the ‘39 Steps’ run descend from Loch Lyon on a pot-holed unclassified road Silverfish & Co on the recent 10,000 foot run 56