The Boat in PorT orangeBY LuLu
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The Boat in PorT orangeBY LuLu
THE NEWEST, LARGEST & MOST EXCITING CLUB IN THE STATE OF FLORIDA YOUR RACE AFTERPARTY HEADQUARTERS Multiple VIP Sections with Premium Bottle Service Open 7 Days A Week • Mon - Sat: 3pm to 3am • Sun: 7pm to 3am Multiple Bars for Fast Service with Nightly Drink Specials 640 N. GRANDVIEW AVE • IN THE SEABREEZE NIGHTLIFE DISTRICT • DAYTONA BEACH VIP TABLE & SPECIAL EVENT RESERVATIONS: 386.523.0922 • GRANDVIEWLIVE.COM THUNDER ROADS MAGAZINE FLORIDA P. O. Box 731-506, Ormond Beach, FL 32173 850-206-6991 / [email protected] Visit our website! ThunderRoadsFlorida.com FLORIDA STATE Publisher / EDITOR Beth “LuLu” Connors 850-206-6991 / [email protected] Business Operations / Account Executive T. J. Costa 386-852-2815 / [email protected] ADVERTISING SALES Citrus / Hernando & Pasco Counties T. J. Costa 386-852-2815 / [email protected] Duval / Nausau Counties Raven VanPelt 904-322-2278 / [email protected] Daytona / Flagler & Putnam Counties Billy “Kneecap”Braddock 386-503-6660 / [email protected] Sherry Fletcher 386-235-3172 / [email protected] Highlands / Hardee & Polk Counties Metric (John Vincent) 863-214-1129 / [email protected] Hillsborough / Pinellas Counties Jim & Charlene Moran 813-922-6732 / [email protected] Lake & Marion Counties Beth Connors 850-206-6991 / [email protected] South Florida Beth Connors 850-206-6991 / [email protected] Contributing photographers LuLu, Deborah & Bill Speicher, Ron Cox, Sherry Fletcher, Billy “Kneecap” Braddock, Phoenix & Metric, Raven Vanpelt, Bill Eadie, Bear, Christine Fourman, Eric Darrow, Dave Twichell, T. J. Costa, Pete DeConninck Phil Trimarchi, Danny Mattia, George Hanns, Jim & Charlene Moran, Pam Stein, Peggy Sinisalo Contributing writers LuLu, Billy “Kneecap” Braddock, Deborah Speicher, Ron Cox, Phoenix & Metric, Raven Van Pelt, Rich Malfitano, Eric Darrow, Dave Twichell, Sherry Fletcher, T. J. Costa, Jim & Charlene Moran, Tina Leman DESIGN & LAYOUT Barbara L Garner art director ~ thunder publishing I have often written about the patriotism of bikers. Many who ride two wheels are past service men and women, so of course having devoted part of their lives to defending our country, they have a vested pride in our country. It seems that those who haven’t served also hold our country at a higher place in their hearts than those who may not ride on two wheels. Whether that is because we come in contact with more people who are veterans in our motorcycle lifestyle, or simply because of the miles of highway we have covered exploring this great country…I feel true patriotism runs a bit deeper in us. I must admit I am fearful for this country with all the craziness happening around the world. And it isn’t anything to blame Trump’s rhetoric on. I don’t hate anybody…therefore it is impossible for me to understand what drives these lunatics who commit mass murder to act. If it isn’t total insanity, but instead pure brainwashing, wouldn’t it become harder to find new recruits? The innocent children that fall prey to the recruitment were someone’s loving toddler playing games and singing…innocent. How do you go from that to being a monster? Breeding like rats they infiltrate our society, spreading the disease of fear and harm. I don’t know about you but this reality is getting more real with every TV news segment. I don’t need Donald Trump to instill fear; so Democrats quit blaming him…he didn’t do any of this. And I don’t need Obama saying ISIS is the JV team! Some average JV teams can beat the pants off a weak varsity. AND why can’t America have a normal, strong, sensible, honest, intelligent male or female to steer our country? Because of this gun tragedy in Orlando there will be a call to ban gun ownership. Hell it makes me want to go buy a gun, hand them out to everyone walking into a building, which I know is also ridiculous. If this one ISIS probate is on the friggin’ “JV team”, we need to bring in the Pros!! As a nation we need to be as the eagle, ever vigilant with talons exposed…prepared to protect and defend our freedom and each other’s safety. It is our freedom, our safety, our very existence as Americans that is being threatened. Think of this while you celebrate the 4th. 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The Pentagon’s Memorial for 9/11 JUNE 2016 ThunderRoadsFlorida.com 3 R E M E M B E R I N G T H E FA L L E N A N D T H E H E R O E S O F 9 / 1 1 10TH ANNUAL 9/11 MEMORIAL RIDE & CEREMONY • SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 11, 2016 Spend the day honoring and remembering the heroes of September 11, 2001 during the 10th Annual 9/11 Memorial Ride and Ceremony. All are welcome to participate in this respected event. EVENT SCHEDULE Sunday, September 11, 2016 EVENT SPONSORED BY: SPECIAL THANKS TO: Rain or shine! REGISTRATION: 8:30am-9:30am Flagler Government Service Building located at 1769 E. Moody Blvd. in Bunnell CEREMONY: 9:30am at Flagler Government Service Building located at 1769 E. Moody Blvd. in Bunnell KICKSTANDS UP: 10:30am RIDE END and SOCIAL: 12:00pm Cost is FREE! This is a police escorted ride. Don’t forget to fill your gas tanks! Hidden Treasure Restaurant, located at 820 Moody Lane in Flagler Beach For more information, ride route and updates please visit the event site at: MemorialRun911.com 4 ThunderRoadsFlorida.com JUNE 2016 Knucklehead’s Benefit for Howard Word by Raven Van Pelt The benefit at Knucklehead’s Tavern off of Highway 17 in Yulee. Started with a poker run @ 11am, $15 per bike & $5 per rider. The ride went from Knuckleheads to Hammerheads (Fernandina Beach) to Bar Z (beside the Ferry off Heckscher Dr.) to Fast Freddy’s on Main St. (Jax) and back to Knuckleheads! Everyone participating in the poker run received a free dinner plate! Dinner plates were sold for $8 and they included BBQ Chicken and 2 sides. Letters To The Editor American Legion 237 Poker Run $7,722 Donation to Hospice This brings their 6-year total to $40,400 contributed to Hospice of Citrus & Nature Coast. Outstanding! Letter From The Editor..................................................3 Knucklehead’s Benefit for Howard Word.....................6 A “Twisted” Afternoon at the Boat................................8 Nobodies Opinion.......................................................12 2016 Bubba’s Bikes for Badges.................................13 Army Veteran a Full Time Volunteer...........................14 Several bands played, there were raffle prizes and an auction. This event was for Howard Word, a loving father of 4, and grandfather to a newborn grandson. He has been diagnosed with Stage 4 Liver Cirrhosis and Stage 1 Bladder Cancer. His oldest son Colby Word (BlackJack Band), with the help of many others, set up this benefit May 14th from 2pm-close in order to raise money to cover his medical costs, travel and lodging for out of town doctors’ appointments and his liver transplant. He has been bed-ridden for over a year, and his wife is left to take care of him and their 5-year-old son. He has always been active in the community, coaching many years of football, baseball, and softball for kids and has always been a hard worker. It kills him to ask for help, but we know everyone needs it from time to time! ALL donations of any kind went to him. fRee Wi-fi fRee Wi-fi / full liquoR International Female Ride Day at Crystal River H-D...16 Tuesday alWays BikeR fRiendly Central Florida International Ladies’ Ride a Success..18 2 foR 1 Tuesday all day/all nighT Wednesday 2 foR 1 10am-midniTe ladies nighT $1.50 Wells fRee Juke Box ThuRsday Wednesday 9pm Bike nighT WiTh deana Route 100 • Bunnell • 386-586-0200 Sand & Sass Ladies Rally..........................................21 deana Leesburg Bike Fest 2016...........................................24 ThuRs Seats & Saddles..........................................................28 you name iT you dRink iT kaRaoke $3.00 10am-midniTe 9 palm harbor Village Way Barbosa plaza • 386-986-1500 a great place to throttle to! karaoke & pool tournaments every tuesday The family would like to thank, Wayne and Rhonda McCormick the owners of Knuckleheads, and all those who have donated their time and raffle prizes, as well as, the many bands who played for this event. What ABATE Means to Me........................................20 kaRaoke WiTh u name iT u dRink iT $3 all day/all nighT fRiday 7pm Eustis Bike Fest 2016.................................................19 Performance Cyclez Bike Show.................................29 TNT.............................................................................30 Deputy Pat Healey “Fallen Heroes” Poker Run..........31 Biker Friendly Directory...............................................32 Skin Art.......................................................................34 Memorial Day 2016 Hit the Ground Running.............38 Bike Nights..................................................................40 bike night 2nd thursday of the month live bands friday & saturday nights sunday live music outside stage poker runs welcome Calendar of Events.....................................................42 Jokers Wild.................................................................44 850532 Hwy. 17 ~ yulee ~ 6 ThunderRoadsFlorida.com JUNE 2016 JUNE 2016 ThunderRoadsFlorida.com 7 a “Twisted” Afternoon at The Boat in Port Orange by LuLu ThursDAY July 7 Fast Freddie’s BIKE NIGHT 12905 N. Main St. • Jacksonville 6-9pm Live music / Givea ways $2.50 Twisted Tea free snacks Bring canned goo ds chance to win $5 for a 0 cash 850-206-6991 8 ThunderRoadsFlorida.com JUNE 2016 The Boat Bar in Port Orange was host to our Thunder Roads Twisted Tea Party in May. Tony & Dar provided make your own tacos and there plenty to eat. The Twisted Tea sampling let to lots of donations for the food drive as people bought Tea and donated to the Second Harvest Food Bank in order to try to win the $50 cash prize. By the end of the afternoon we raised about 83 pounds of food and $227 thanks to the generosity of the patrons and to the winner who donated the $50 back! This is a great neighborhood bar, and a place that has special events each month such as the free tacos. Check out their ad in Thunder Roads Florida to see what is happening each month! You won’t meet anyone nicer than Tony and Dar anywhere! A special thank you also to Twisted Tea and Bill Grotto for allowing us to do these monthly events and help families that are struggling with hunger. Our next Twisted Tea Party is in Jacksonville on July 7th 6-9pm at Fast Freddie’s Bar & Grill. Join us! And in August it will be at the Tilted Kilt on 40 in Ocala on August 6th. original First turn SUn-thURS 11Am-11Pm / FRi & SAt 11Am-1Am Biker Owned and Operated gReAt 5000 SQ Ft oUtdooR SmoKin’ tiKi BAR iCe CoLd BeeR & FULL LiQUoR RAw BAR & FABULoUS Food - 1/2 LB SiRLoin BURgeR & SiZZLin SteAK juLY 3rd Cornhole Madness Live Music ToMMY Mac Band 6pm cash prizes & giveawaYs BLind draw / douBLe eLiMinaTion reg. noon/ Bags Fly 2pm ~ $10 per person juLY 8Th counTrY nighT haYFire 7:30pm Friday juLY 2nd Join us inside to watch the July 8t h 7:30 pm coke zero race juLY 3rd 7-10pm johnnY cash TriBuTe Band happy hour during race! Live Music Tuesday -sunday juLY 10Th 6pm BeneFiT For jack LindseY Fish FrY live music by Buzzard Luck TuesdaY Bike nighT! 7-9pm 6pm BLues jaM wiTh Brian from donnaha sTaTion Live mUSiC / FRee Food FeAtURed weeKLy $1.50 LongneCKS / $2 twiSted teA $3 thRee oLive dUde ShotS / $2.50 FiReBALL ShotS $1.25 16 oZ. RoLLing RoCK & PBR CAnS 5236 S. Ridgewood Ave. (US 1) / PoRt oRAnge / www.FirstturnSteakhouse.com / 386-788-5434 Breakfast 6 AM - 11 AM Lunch and Dinner 11 AM - 9 PM 7 DAys A week Ride out and see what “Old Florida” looks like GReAt sunsets www.BuLLCReekFIsHCAMP.COM 386-437-1991 3861 w. CR 2006 ~ Bunnell FL 32110 10 ThunderRoadsFlorida.com JUNE 2016 Breakfast 7 AM - 11 PM Lunch and Dinner 11 AM - 9 PM Sun-ThurS Fri & SAT Open til 10 PM The secret’s in the tastin’ classic car show every weDneSDAy nighT WWW.WOODYS.COM 386-439-5010 99 Flagler Plaza Dr. ~ Palm Coast FL 32137 Nobodies’ Opinion By Billy “Kneecap” Braddock Here we are in July, celebrating the 240th birthday of this great country of ours. 240 years ago brave men fought against inconceivable odds and defeated the most powerful Empire in the world, after which they created the greatest country the world has ever seen. They may not have been able to imagine computers, e-mails or cell phones but they knew about freedom. They intended that 95% of all governance should come from local governments, with the remaining 5% from the federal level. When they wrote the Constitution they included safeguards like the 1st, 2nd and 4th amendments. They designed a country that would be subject to the rule of law and not the rule of man. Where life, liberty, and property would be protected. The 1st Amendment provides for freedom of speech. George Washington said, “If the freedom of speech is taken away, then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to slaughter”. The 2nd Amendment protects the right to bear arms. Old George had something to say about that also, “Firearms are second only to the Constitution in importance; they are the peoples’ liberty’s teeth”. The 4th Amendment protects its citizens from unlawful search and seizure. The Feds tell us that they mean no harm when they search our e-mails, phone calls and financial transactions. They say “trust us”. That would be like telling a blind man who is playing strip poker with four gypsy women that he won’t lose his shirt. “In God We Trust”, not government. All confidence and credibility in the federal government has been lost. We are now living in a surveillance state. When they want to know where you’ve been, where you are, or who you talk to, all they need to do is track your cell phone. (The next time you want to order a pizza don’t call Domino’s. Call the White House they get the call first.) They claim it’s for our safety. Benjamin Franklin had something to say about that “He who sacrifices freedom for security deserves neither”. It seems like each morning that we are awakened to a new government scandal. Each time a new scandal arises, nobody in the government has any knowledge of the facts. I feel like I’m watching Hogan’s Heroes’ Capt. Schultz who is known to say “I know nothin’, I see nothin’” and “I didn’t even get out of bed this morning”. “Uncle Sam” has been replaced by “Captain Clueless”. This Fourth of July take a couple minutes to reflect on what our founding fathers gave up in order for us to have freedom. Maybe even mention to your children the importance of the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution of the United States. You may even mention another historical writing. It set forth the idea of a progressive income tax, mandatory government controlled education, high estate taxes, a central bank like the Federal Reserve, and government control of the means of communication by an agency like the FCC. As a matter of fact, this historical writing was called “The Communist Manifesto”. Just wanted to give you some food for thought while you are eating your hot dogs, watching the fireworks, and waving the flag of freedom. Remember, had it not been for the brave men of the Revolution, we probably would be having tea and crumpets instead of hamburgers and beer. Have a safe and happy Fourth of July, but remember why we’re celebrating it. It’s called “Independence Day”. 2016 Bubba’s Bikes for Badges by Deborah Speicher On Saturday, April 16, Brandon Harley-Davidson and the Bubba the Love Sponge® Foundation hosted the annual “Bubba’s Bikes for Badges.” Proceeds from this event went to the family of fallen Hillsborough Sheriff’s Deputy John Kotfila, Jr.; Deputy Kotfila had been recently killed by a wrong way driver. Over 100 motorcycles showed up along with several different police agencies to show their support. Leading the charge was radio personality Bubba the Love Sponge® on this police escorted charity ride. Most of us know Bubba through his wild and crazy radio show; but, what some people may not realize, he is also very passionate about supporting worthy causes and victims. Starting at Brandon Harley-Davidson, the riders were taken on the Selmon Expressway (which was closed off to normal traffic), and back to the dealership for some music and lunch. I would be remiss if I did not acknowledge the Tampa Bay Defenders MC who came out with a large group to support this event. A big thank you to Bubba, the Bubba Army and Brandon Harley-Davidson for all they do! Just an update for my loyal readers who know I am getting treatment for cancer from smoking. I’m doing fine thanks to the excellent medical staff that is helping me. The chemo and radiation has caused me to lose my beard, but when asked I say “it was irritating my girlfriend’s thighs”. Check out my website “nobodiesopinion.com” See you on the shiny side of tomorrow. SANTA HOGS THE ROAD AGAIN THE WHO DUN IT—POKER RUN Saturday Christmas Come True has put a twist on the Usual Poker Run to include a July 30, 2016 Registration at 9AM “Who Dun It” Kidnapping of Santa!??? Best 5 out of 7 cards with a clue at each stop Nam Knights Kickstands up at 10 AM $20.00 per person 4 wheel vehicles welcomed Sign up at Christmascometrue.org – Events Start at Highjackers Restaurant, Palm Coast, Stops at Matanzas Inlet Restaurant, The Ice House, Bull Creek Fish Camp, Scarey Mary’s Bar, finish at The Beach Front Grille Flagler Beach. ’s e i d d e r F t F as Bar and Grill For info call Christopher at 386-264-5865 or Nadine 386-302-1290 Hosted By The Rotary Club of Palm Coast to benefit Christmas Come True live music on weekends friendly service • great food poker runs welcome Rotary Club of Palm Coast Meeting at Hilton Garden Inn Wednesdays at 5:30 pm 12 ThunderRoadsFlorida.com Defender MC MoNday yeahhhhh never!! $1.50 can beer day $2 well drinks tueSday steak night & karaoke WedNeSday wing night thurSday ladies night $1 draft / $1.50 wells for ladies bike night 12905 N. MaiN St. • JackSoNville • 904-683-8441 JUNE 2016 Bubba & friend Merideth Dudich, Gary Bang & Scooter JUNE 2016 ThunderRoadsFlorida.com 13 Army Veteran A Full Time Volunteer Motorcycle enthusiast and U.S. Army veteran Rich Malfitano was born and raised in Brooklyn, New York. After a 36-year career of Federal Service he finally retired in 2007, but you would never know it based on the amount of hours he dedicates volunteering. Since his retirement and residency in Port Orange, Florida. He has kicked up his volunteer service a notch or two. Rich has a long history of giving back. His volunteer service extends from NY, NJ, PA, DC, VA, TX and FL. A long time member of Rolling Thunder Inc., an organization for veterans, active military and public education and awareness of the 84,000 Americans still missing from past wars. His volunteer service has rewarded him with over two-dozen awards from military commands, state and city officials and other charitable organizations. A few of his most honorable awards were the Defenders of Freedom Award presented to him by NYC Councilman Vincent Gentile, the Commanders Civilian Service Medal by U.S. Army Fort Hamilton Commander, Col. Terry Williams, the 911 Response & Support Team award by NY State Senator Marty Golden and the Florida State Governors Veterans Service Award presented by Governor Rick Scott. His volunteer service covers a broad spectrum, working with the Military thrift store, the Army Chapel services, the Fort Hamilton Arts and Crafts center, Adopt A Lot and beautification programs and special project coordinator for Boy Scouts of America. Rich presently volunteers as the Education Program Director and Public Relations for Rolling Thunder FL Chapter 8, and is the executive chairman of the newly chartered Fl chapter of “Sissy’s Angels” Advocates against domestic violence. He also volunteers at the Port Orange YMCA, and will now be adding Haven Hospice to the list. Rich visits schools, businesses and private organizations and has been instrumental in encouraging Americans young and old, in the importance of volunteering. He is also one of the states organizational representative for the Presidents Volunteer Service Award. One of the highest awards anyone can receive from the U.S. President for service to community and country. Rich Explains: “Those who serve others know that It’s not about personal recognition, that’s why much of what we do is behind the scenes, but rather It’s about doing what is in your heart. And for me doing for others is just that. I grew up in a family where volunteering and helping others was the norm. My reward over the last 30 plus years volunteering has been: to be blessed yet another day, to do what I can do for others. In doing so I have met so many who have touched my life. I am so thankful to my children; Dawn, Richard Jr. and Michael and to Sue my life partner who has supported me from day one and for sharing in much of the volunteer service. Veterans make up a large part of our nations volunteers as do many motorcycle organizations and independent riders. Think of that when you see them in passing or on the road. Volunteers are essential in filling the voids of the needs of so many Americans. Become part of those who give! Volunteer in your community. There is something for everyone. I can help if you are looking to share some of your time in helping others. Feel free to contact me; Rich at: [email protected] AreA reps To spreAd The Thunder Become Part of the Thunder Roads Florida Team Earn $$$ while enjoying the Biking lifestyle camera & computer responsibilities create & maintain accounts distribution of magazines locally reporting & photography of local events Contact T. J. at [email protected] bike runs Welcome Pool tournaments Wednesday nights Party for indePendence day on July 2nd cancelled so tony can recover!! get Well soon!!! sports action on 6 tVs! $2.00 longnecks $1.50 busch $3.00 imPorts all the time r st bee colde oWn! in t Approval for this article was given with the intent to encourage and promote community volunteer service.” WANTED requirements The Boat PorT orange In Memory of “Too Tall” Pete Vanharken The motorcycle community lost a dear friend, “Too Tall” Pete. I am sorry that I never met Pete, somehow our paths never crossed. From all accounts Pete was a man with a heart of gold and it was said by Rick Hilliard, “Pete would help you before you even knew you needed help”. The memory wall at the old Grumpy’s on US 1 in Port Orange was signed by those who knew and loved him. Ride the ribbon of clouds now Pete knowing your memory is cherished by those you touched. Since 2004 open 365 days/year noon-1:30am smoker friendly Biker friendly happy hour great kickstand parking open early for poker runs! noon - 7pm daily $1.50 pints $2.50 domestics $6 pizza customer appreciation day 2nd sat each month 2-6pm free BBQ by randy aka “rattlesnake” covered dishes welcome wed: karaoke 8pm happy hour all night! thurs: dart night fri: karaoke 9pm sun: open jam BBQ starts 5pm 925 Bay st•eustis•352-357-8028•patty Fox-owner 14 ThunderRoadsFlorida.com JUNE 2016 JUNE 2016 ThunderRoadsFlorida.com 15 International Female Ride Day at Crystal River Harley-Davidson by LuLu A parking lot FULL of women on their bikes is what we saw when we rode into Crystal River Harley-Davidson, what we weren’t expecting was how well these women could ride!! We ride on rides all over the country and there always are some who just aren’t ready to be riding in a pack but these ladies led by the Road Queens… put miles on their wheels and KNOW how to ride. Women rode from outlying states including the Carolinas and Nashville, Tennessee for this event. Over 340 bikes participated and Linda Dalton the organizer of this event challenged the group to pass 1,003 next year. A record set in Australia by women riders MUST be broken! The day started with a great breakfast at Crystal River Harley-Davidson and shopping. The ride itself was along beautiful country roads with wildflowers and tree canopies along the route. The end party was at High Octane with Greg Billings Band rocking the huge bar! Ladies put this event on your calendar for next year the date is May 6th, 2017…let’s help them break the record of most ladies on a women’s run, get a room for the weekend and enjoy the “Sisterhood”! There is a fall event billed as the Women Riders Weekend Bash in Crystal River October 7-10…women will be coming from all over the U.S. for this. Women get your reservations early! 16 ThunderRoadsFlorida.com JUNE 2016 Road Queen Linda Dalton Central Florida International Ladies’ Ride a Success! by Tina Leman Eustis Bike Fest 2016 by LuLu During Leesburg Bike Fest, a neighboring lakefront community Eustis, held a music festival under pretty shade trees in a really cool band shell built in 1926. Vendors including a guy selling alcoholic popsicles, local food, free bike parking and of course music was the 3-day fare for the event. Friday featured rock, Saturday was Bikes, Blues and BBQ and Sunday was country. I love the guys and girls from Southern Chaos so we rode in for Saturday and Sunday. Not a far ride from Leesburg and worth the trip if you want to get away from the crowds and heat for a bit and relax in the shade with music. On Saturday, May 7th, the Chrome Divas Daytona Beach Chapter attended the first Central Florida Ladies’ Ride event held in Orlando, Florida. This is actually a global, synchronized, event held each year on the first Saturday in May. It encourages women to “get out and ride!” There were over 100 riders who showed up to Eaglerider Motorcycles of Orlando to sign up, grab some free breakfastand the first 50 registrants received a swag bag stuffed with goodies. At 10:45 the kick stands were up and we were off on a nice, scenic ride around Lake Toho, while led by Metro-State Special Services motorcycle escort service. The hour and a half ride ended at Cowgirls Rockbar Orlando where we enjoyed free lunch, entertainment, and raffles. There were female musicians, belly dancers, and the best part...a firefighter fashion show. Needless to say, it was an enjoyable time for everyone who came out, and we look forward to doing it again next year! The event was free for all ladies, with kudos to the sponsors--Eaglerider Motorcycles of Orlando, 911 Biker Law.com - Florida Motorcycle Attorneys, Cowgirls Rockbar, and lady biker-owned Blue Steel Promotions. 18 ThunderRoadsFlorida.com JUNE 2016 JUNE 2016 ThunderRoadsFlorida.com 19 What Sand & Sass Means to Me Come Out and Play A.B.A.T.E. They call me JumpinJack Well first, there is the intended purpose of ABATE-----to support a lobbyist in the state capital that will support motorcyclists’ rights. Motorcyclists always seem at the mercy of lawmakers and insurance companies, and it is beneficial to a rider’s lifestyle to have someone fighting for our rights. And ABATE of Florida, INC, has been effective in the past: the mandatory helmet law, traffic sensor laws, motorcycle parking, motorcycles allowed in car pool lanes, and so on. All important issues to me and they get on the docket because of our lobbyist in Tallahassee. Also in place is a patent, MSAP (Motorcycle Safety Awareness Program) that is presented to schools and any organization, by certified chapter Safety Directors. That is the meat and potatoes, and the fun part is how we support the lobbyist-by having toy runs, poker runs, campgrounds, and parties! We generate revenue through these events so we can pay the lobbyist. I’ve made many friends and had a great time over the years through ABATE of Florida, INC, Lake County Chapter, events, and I am still enjoying the organization. So this is what it means to Me-Fighting for my rights on the road. Making many friends, and all of them ride! Getting to see those friends on a regular basis. The camaraderie that comes from working and playing together on our fund raising projects. Being a part of something big... big enough to affect the entire state... and country! The feeling that comes from standing up for your rights, and not just getting steamrolled by the legislature. Participating in miles long escorted protest rides to get the public’s attention, an annual “Can You See Me Now” ride happens in May, motorcycle safety month. Collecting toys for the not so fortunate children. State meetings, and riding all around the state. And the parties! I have had so very much fun over the years, with the good friends I have made through ABATE Lake County Chapter. Good lasting relationships with people that care about the same things I do. And of course, the monthly meetings, so we can get together and run our business. I’ve been a member of ABATE Florida, INC, for 25 years, and it has been a meaningful and satisfying experience. And even though I go through periods when I’m not very accessible, I will always belong. Motorcycling is very important to me, and so is protecting my freedom. Ride on, ride safe, and see you all soon... JumpinJack Ron DeLaurier - check out the organization in Lake County at: lake.abateflorida.com or ABATE of Florida, INC at abateofflorida.com 20 ThunderRoadsFlorida.com JUNE 2016 Ladies Rally by Marta Rose What do you call three days of riding and summer fun at five different locations in one fun Florida beach town? You call it a good time! Then, add into the mix shopping in specialty vendor villages; day rides along the coast; a bike wash and fashion show by the Men of Harley; fun daytime meet-ups and themed evening dinners with live entertainment; workshops and seminars; biker games and a trophied bike competition; a champagne brunch with female keynote speaker; and luxurious accommodations on the beach. Well, you call that the Sand & Sass Ladies Rally, taking place this summer (August 18-20, 2016) in Panama City Beach, Florida. “A ladies’ rally is something we’ve wanted to do since opening our doors three years ago,” says Marta Rose, Director of Marketing and Events at Harley-Davidson of Panama City Beach which opened in April 2013, nine days before the Thunder Beach Spring Rally that year. “We’ve had our eye on female riders for a while, creating events to engage them, accommodate them, and grow that segment of riders. Panama City Beach is a really fun place to come on vacation and such a rider-friendly town, so it’s a natural fit to put on a ladies’ rally here.” Fun in the sun, for sure! The Rally takes place predominantly at Harley-Davidson of Panama City Beach and Spinnaker Beach Club, with activities also happening at Club La Vela, Ms. Newby’s and Runaway Bay. On Thursday, August 18 rally goers will check into their accommodations at Palazzo Resort situated on the west end of Panama City Beach’s white sandy beaches and crystal clear Gulf waters, within two miles of Pier Park. Palazzo offers an array of Gulf front amenities including an elevated tropical pool and spa, fitness facility, spacious bedrooms, fully equipped kitchens, washer/ dryer, and private balconies. Women can be very particular about the type of vendors they want to see when they go shopping. The vendor villages at Harley-Davidson and Spinnaker Beach Club will contain high-end and unique vendors. “We want to showcase fun and different, not the same old thing,” says Rose. Vendors will include health and nutrition items, hair accessories and head wraps, unique jewelry, good leathers and chaps, cowboy and riding boots, designer apparel, patches, a leather sewer and at least one masseuse. Conventional rally vendors selling bike parts and accessories will also be there. The kickoff party starts at Harley-Davidson’s Bike Night on Thursday night, and progresses to an afterhours party at another location. The bike competition includes preliminary contests for Best American Bike, Best Metric, Best Chopper, Best Trike and Best Antique. Class winners will compete on Saturday afternoon at Harley-Davidson. A “Forgotten Coast Ride” (85 miles each way; six hours total time) will include stops at Toucans in Mexico Beach, Apalachicola and St. George Island. What sets Sand & Sass apart from other rallies is the interactive activities. “We’ve got fun things lined up from morning until night every day,” says Rose. “Rally goers can take part in every single activity…or just several, or simply do their own thing.” To book your condo for the Sand & Sass Ladies Rally, call ResortQuest at 800-380-4808 and identify you’re with the SAND & SASS LADIES RALLY; reference Customer Code F9007. If you’re interested in vending at Harley-Davidson contact [email protected]. If you’re interested in vending at Spinnaker Beach Club contact [email protected]. For more information, call Harley-Davidson of Panama City Beach at (850) 230-6485 or visit our Sand and Sass Facebook page. JUNE 2016 ThunderRoadsFlorida.com 21 Leesburg Bike Fest 2016 by LuLu This year’s Leesburg Bike Fest was one of the most pleasant one’s that I can recall, it seems it wasn’t nearly as hot as usual and the weather stayed nice most of the event. The multiple stages had music of every nature and the bikini contests and hot male contests drew huge crowds. The Tattoo expo and bike shows also were well attended. Gator Harley and Stormy Hill had huge crowds too. I think other than being one of the largest compact areas for vendor shopping what sets Leesburg apart from many other rallies is the riding in the Clermont area with pretty hills which is rare in Florida. Next year’s dates for the rally area April 28-30th. 24 ThunderRoadsFlorida.com JUNE 2016 Leesburg Bike Fest 2016 26 ThunderRoadsFlorida.com JUNE 2016 Seats & SADDLES Performance Cyclez Bike Show by LuLu During Leesburg Bike Fest Performance Cyclez puts on an event at their location including a bike show, bikini clad girls and food. We want to say a special thank you to the guys at Performance as they managed to get TJ’s bike serviced when we had the need to get on the road in a hurry to ride to Thunder Beach…these guys are great at what they do. Thanks Wayne and Jeff we love you! 28 ThunderRoadsFlorida.com JUNE 2016 JUNE 2016 ThunderRoadsFlorida.com 29 TNT 12th Annual Memorial Deputy Pat Healey “Fallen Heroes” Poker Run by Ron Cox Upwards of 135 riders and passengers assembled at Six Bends Harley-Davidson in Ft. Myers on Sunday, April 17th to ride in the annual Pat Healey Poker Run. The run was sponsored by the Defenders M/C. Run stops included Rusty’s Raw Bar & Grill, Mission BBQ, Carrabba’s Italian Restaurant (who set out some tasty finger foods) and ended at the Shell Factory. Deputy Pat Healey was off duty when he observed and apprehended a driver operating his vehicle erratically. In the ensuing scuffle, Deputy Healey suffered a heart attack and succumbed a few days later. In Deputy Healey’s honor, his friends and coworkers organized this ride. Money raised from the run ($3,900) will be donated to the Fallen Heroes Memorial Fund, a fund that provides financial relief for first responders and/or family members. Mike Lease scooped up the first prize of a $250 gift card donated by Six Bends Harley-Davidson. Lease won with 4 Aces!! The Defenders motto is “A brotherhood of One” and this event exemplifies that. 30 ThunderRoadsFlorida.com JUNE 2016 JUNE 2016 ThunderRoadsFlorida.com 31 BIKER FRIENDLY DIRECTORY BIKER FRIENDLY DIRECTORY Look for Thunder Roads Magazine Florida in our Biker Friendly Locations and Please Support our Advertisers!! Look for Thunder Roads Magazine Florida in our Biker Friendly Locations and Please Support our Advertisers!! If you would like to have your business listed here Call Beth at 850-206-6991 or email [email protected] ~ listings as low as $250.00 per year If you would like to have your business listed here Call Beth at 850-206-6991 or email [email protected] ~ listings as low as $250.00 per year Seaplane Rides & Classes Bull Creek Fish Camp O’Keefe’s Irish Pub & Restaurant Chris Lounge The Ponderosa Adult RV Motorcycle Rentals Bruce Rossmeyer’s Tri City Cycles Jones Brothers & Co. 3861 W. County Rd. 2006 115 S. 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Ruby St., Tavares Port Orange 386-788-5434 midwestmotorcyledaytona.com Brucerossmeyer.com 1406 Hwy100 E., Bunnell 352-508-5862 FIRSTTURNSTEAKHOUSE.COM 386-586-0200 puddlejumperslakeside.com Dog Pound Saloon Rue & Ziffra, P.A. 640 Dunlawton Ave. Apparel / Patches 348 Destination Daytona Lane Motorcycle Sales / Service Gator Harley Davidson Ormond Beach Rental & Gear 1745 US Hwy 441, Leesburg 386-672-0288 352-787-8050 www.ultimateseats.ca Finnegan’s Black Cloud Pug’s Pub 640 N. Grandview Ave. A Matter Of Stitches 1-800-526-4711 Saloon 925 Bay St. Daytona Beach 5236 Commercial Hwy Adamec Harley-Davidson www.rueziffra.com 2551 N US 1, Bunnell Eustis 386-523-0922 Springhill Baymeadows 386-437-3173 352-357-8028 Grandviewlive.com 352-397-6423 8909 Baymeadows Rd. Midwest Motorcycles Al’s Sand Bar Iron Horse Saloon 181 S. Joanna Ave. 1068 N US 1, Ormond Beach Bars & Restaurants Finnegansblackcloudsaloon.com Smiles Nite Club BREVARD COUNTY Facebook Sheri L Jung 9 Palm Harbor Village Way Tavares 386-677-1550 American Legion Palm Coast 352-508-5841 Ironhorsesaloon.com Post 359 Riders 386-986-1500 7260 S US 1, Port St. John MARION COUNTY Fireworks 444 N. Beach Street Patrick Tattoo Daytona Beach 801 S. State St. Unit 14 1520 Wells Rd. 386-257-6265 Bunnell 904-215-1931 midwestmotorcyclesdaytona.com Regency Fireworks.com 10399 Atlantic Blvd. Stormy Hill Harley Davidson 904-641-3735 2480 S. Hwy 27, Clermont Tropical Tattoo Hotels St. Augustine 352-243-7111 825 S. Yonge S, Ormond Beach 118 St. George St. www.StormyHillHarley.com 386-672-1888 Main Street Station 99 Flagler Plaza Dr., Palm Coast Tilted Kilt 386-439-5010 3155 E. Silver Springs Blvd. 386-214-1389 Key West Resort 904-825-0544 DUVAL COUNTY WWW.WOODYS.COM Ocala Mainstreetliveband.com 199 West Ruby St., Tavares www.adamecharley.com Daytona Beach TATTOOARTIST.COM TROPICALTATTOO.COM 352-508-5344 HARDEE COUNTY Tiltedkilt.com Oceanway Charlotte’s Webb Pub NASSAU COUNTY 904-683-8441 3315 State Road 64 West Wauchula Knucklehead’s Tavern Flagler County 863-735-8887 850532 Hwy 17, Yulee Campgrounds / RV Beach Front Grille LAKE COUNTY Volusia County Holiday Travel RV Park 12905 N. Main St. 386-209-1762 Phantom Fireworks www.ALR359.com Fast Freddie’s Bar & Grill Tattoo Artists 904-493-1931 Woody’s Bar B Q 352-351-5458 www.GatorHarley.com Orange Park 321-323-6101 316 Main Street Ultimate Seats USA Custom Embroidery Grandview Live Gentleman’s Club Port Orange Seats The Boat Bar Staykeywesthotels.com 5395 S. Ridgewood Ave. Port Orange 386-333-9909 2444 S. Oceanshore Blvd. (A1A) Great food Beer & wine Poker runs welcome HaPPy Hour m-f 4-7Pm 2261 South Old Dixie Hwy Flagler Beach Journey’s Saloon Bar & Grill Cabbage Patch Bar (I-95 Exit 278) 386-693-4839 4101 CR 561 549 Tomoka Farms Rd. Bunnell, FL 32110 Tavares Corner of Rt.4118 (Pioneer Trail) 386-437-4454 352-742-3572 Samsula, FL 32168 [email protected] 386-427-8969 www.HolidayTravelRVpark.com Find us on Facebook live music fri & sat 8Pm-midnite 4101 county road 561 tavares 352-742-3572 Pool tourney mon 7Pm Tri CiTy CyCles hours 308 s. 2nd st. • Flagler Beach Fl Motorcycles mon-Fri 9a-6p ounty Flagler C rs Serving a e y 4 3 for over parts, service & accessories most makes and models Full time mechanics on duty Pick up service available 386-439-3967 dart tourney tues 7Pm www.cabbagepatchbar.com 32 ThunderRoadsFlorida.com JUNE 2016 JUNE 2016 ThunderRoadsFlorida.com 33 S K I N A R T okeefesirishpub.net 352-343-2157 keywestlakedora.com 352-508-5344 Find all of this here within a radius of a few hundred feet, in the Tavares Waterfront Entertainment District. Bar burgers and wings, seafood, pasta, barbecue - and of course, plenty to drink. Guinness on tap at O’Keefe’s. Ice-cold beer and specialty drinks at Puddle Jumpers’ outdoor bar overlooking Lake Dora. Boat drinks lakeside at Als Sand Bar. Even walk along the Waterfront with an adult beverage of your own choice (legally!) provided you carry it in an approved container. DDL PU E ThunderRoadsFlorida.com jonesairandsea.com 352-508-1800 And no need to ride anywhere after. MPER puddlejumperslakeside.com 352-508-5862 JUNE 2016 The best views in town: hundreds of feet up overlooking Lake Dora in a chartered Jones Bros. Seaplane, balcony sunsets over Lake Dora at Key West Resort, and Key West front access parking lot visibility, to keep your bike in sight. S U J 34 All but one of these photos were taken in Als Sand Bar 352-508-5841 Oh, and it’s the boating photo, top left. As lovely as our lakes are, it’s tough to find a good, usable photo. Would you mind taking one for us? Memorial Day 2016 Hit The Ground Running!!! I would like to recognize the newest and youngest group of Veterans out there helping other Veterans. The Veterans-in-Arms VMC is mostly made up of the younger generation of Veterans from the Dessert Storm/Shield era. The Brothers from the Veterans-in-Arm VMC have that special “comradeship” that they shared while they were in uniform. They incorporate all Veterans to include both Brother and Sister Veterans that enjoy the freedom of the open road, the wind in their face and the opportunity to say “THANK YOU” to the Veterans that paved the way for them. The Club kicked off Memorial Day with a “family” breakfast at Bob Evans Restaurant in Sebring. Bob Evans host a breakfast the 1st weekend of each month for a special group of Veterans. The “AIRBORNE” group is made of Veterans and their spouses that strive to keep that “comradeship” that they experienced during their time in uniform. So if you are in the Sebring area the 1st weekend of the month, stop at Bob Evans and share breakfast with our “family”. After breakfast our “FLAG” bikes led us to Lakeview Memorial Gardens where we heard a heart-wrenching firsthand account of the meaning of Memorial Day. We paid our respects to a very special young Veteran that I had the privilege to know personally, Ryan “RAT” Drury. From here we traveled around the county to honor one of own member’s family, Bulldog’s dad, Colonel Marshall “Ed” Jordon who is laid to rest in Avon Park. Topping off our Memorial Day ceremonies, we traveled back to Veterans Beach in Sebring to take part in a ceremony to honor some special Veterans that gave a little more than most. The local Military Order of the Purple Heart Chapter 601 held a brief ceremony to honor their members who are no longer with us. While most Americans look at Memorial Day as the start of summer and a holiday filled with picnics and barbecues, let’s please take a moment to remember those who have made it possible to enjoy our freedoms we have here in America. GOD BLESS AMERICA! 38 ThunderRoadsFlorida.com JUNE 2016 by Metric & Phoenix BIKE NIGHTS/days list sponsored by Twisted Tea For a complete list of bike nights/days or to get your bike night listed on the website for free go to ThunderRoadsFlorida.com Phone numbers are provided to verify event. Twisted Bike events Twisted Tea Party 850-206-6991 Thursday, July 7th 6-9pm Fast Freddie’s Bar & Grill ~ 12905 N. Main St. ~ Jacksonville live music, giveaways, snacks, $2.50 Twisted Tea special Come get Twisted with Thunder Roads Florida at our bike events with giveaways and games. Bring canned goods for the food bank and get entered in a raffle to win $50 cash - 1 ticket per can Main Street Station Daytona Beach, 316 Main St 6p, live music, $1 longnecks, 386-214-1389 Mid month Wednesday only Pug’s Pub Eustis, 925 Bay St., Happy Hour all night, Karaoke 8p,$ 50 prize for best bike, 352-357-8028 Tuesday 1st Tuesday only Beach Bums Eustis, 12 S. Bay St., 7pm, sponsored by Gator H-D, live music, giveaways, 352-308-8504 First Turn Steakhouse & Lounge Port Orange, 5236 S. Ridgewood Ave. (US 1), 386-788-5434,7-9p, $2 Twisted Tea, $1.50 longnecks, $1.25 16 oz PBR cans, $2.50 Fireball shots, $1.25 Rolling Rock 16 oz cans, free food, live music Iron Horse Saloon Ormond Beach, 1068 N US 1, 386-235-3172, 6:30p-til, corn hole contest $50 cash prize, drink specials, $1.50 Twisted Tea, $3 Three Olive drinks, .25 cent wings Wednesday ThunderRoadsFlorida.com 2nd Saturday only Thursday Pug’s Pub Eustis, 925 Bay St., customer appreciation day, free BBQ by Randy aka Rattlesnake, 2-6p, 352-357-8028 Fast Freddie’s Bar & Grill Oceanway, 12905 N. Main St., 904-683-8441 Sunday Dog Pound Saloon Bunnell, Rt. 100, 386-586-0200, noon-midnight, $3 U Name It /U Drink It (excluding premiums) 2nd Thursday only Knucklehead’s Tavern Yulee, 850532 Hwy. 17 Saints & Sinners Ormond Beach, US 1, Destination Daytona, 7-10p, live music, $2 domestics, $1 off drinks American Legion Post 359 Port St. John, 7260 S US 1, 321-323-6101, 321-268-1632 Pug’s Pub Eustis, 925 Bay St., open jam, BBQ 5pm, 352-357-8028 3rd Sunday only Cabbage Patch Bar Samsula, 549 Tomoka Farms Rd., free swap meet, free BBQ, live music, 386-427-8969 Friday Puddle Jumpers Tavares 111 W. Ruby St, 6:30-til? happy hour & drink specials, bike night by Sundancer, 352-508-5862 Stormy Hill Harley-Davidson’s Lilly’s on the Lake, Clermont, Bike Night Pam, bike show, trophies, Stormy Hill gift certificate giveaways, different charity benefits each week, 352-243-7111 40 1st Saturday only American Legion Post 359 Port St. John, 7260 S US 1, 1p, $6 food t-shirts, raffles 50/50, live music, 321-268-1632/616-634-1212 JUNE 2016 Saturday 1st Saturday only Tilted Kilt Ocala,3155 E. Silver Springs Blvd., 4-11p, live music 352-351-5458 No Purchase necessary. Sweepstakes open to US residents who are 21 years of age or older. 1 Grand Prize: winner will receive a Twisted Tea Branded Motorcycle - ARV $7,000.00. Sweepstakes begins at 12:01 a.m. EST on 3/1/2016 and ends at 11:59 p.m. EST on 11/6/2016. Prize winner will be selected in a random drawing on or around 11/10/2016. To enter text “BAGGER” to shortcode 30364 or email [email protected] and provide your name, address, phone, date of birth and code “BAGGER” to submit an entry. Standard carrier message and data rates may apply. Upon entry, you will receive one confirmation message. Text “HELP” for help. “STOP” to cancel. Void where prohibited. For Official Rules and Prize Breakdown email [email protected] . FLORIDA EVENTS Submit your calendar events to [email protected] JULY 23 (Saturday) AUGUST 6 (Saturday) POKER RUN FOR ST. JUDES IN MEMORY OF DOTTIE FORVOUR-COCOA, Saint’s Clubhouse, 3926 Brown Ct., breakfast, reg 8:30a, KSU 10:30a, $5, stops include Patrick’s, HD Roadhouse, Norman’s, Lone Cabbage, also airboat poker run for those with airboats, raffles, 50/50, poker run, 321632-4199 TILTED KILT BIKE NIGHT- OCALA, Tilted Kilt, 3155 E. Silver Spring Blvd., 4-11p, live music, 352351-5458 PUG’S PUB BIKE NIGHT- EUSTIS, Pug’s Pub, 925 Bay St., happy hour all night, karaoke 8p, best bike prize $50, 352-357-8028 LAZY SATURDAY- STUART, Treasure Coast H-D, 4967 SE Federal Hwy., 11a-3p, 772-287-3871 JULY 14 (Thursday) READY TO RALLY WORKSHOP- LEESBURG, GATORHARLEY.COM, 342-787-8050 BIKER BREAKFAST- ORMOND BEACH, Destination Daytona, US 1, 10a, eggs, bacon, grits, test drive available, every first Saturday, 386-6717103, [email protected] MEET & MINGLE- LEESBURG, Gator Harley, business after hours with Leesburg Chamber, food, beverages, raffles, entertainment, win a cruise, GATORHARLEYCOM, 352-787-8050 CHRISTMAS IN JULY TOY RUN- TAMPA, Tampa Harley-Davidson, Reg 1-4p, KSU 4:30p, 727-9354875 For current additions check our website’s calendar at ThunderRoadsFlorida.com. We recommend you confirm dates before making your riding plans. JULY JULY 2 (Saturday) COKE ZERO-PORT ORANGE, First Turn, 5236 Ridgewood Ave., happy hour during race, 386-7885434 TILTED KILT BIKE NIGHT- OCALA, Tilted Kilt, 3155 E. Silver Spring Blvd., 4-11p, live music, 352351-5458 LAZY SATURDAY- STUART, Treasure Coast H-D, 4967 SE Federal Hwy., 11a-3p, 772-287-3871 CORNHOLE MADNESS- PORT ORANGE, First Turn Steakhouse, 5236 Ridgewood Ave., Reg. noon, bags fly 2, $10 per person, live music 6p by Tommy Mac Band, HOG remote BIKER BREAKFAST- ORMOND BEACH, Destination Daytona, US 1, 10a JULY 4TH CELEBRATION-TAVARES, Puddle Jumpers, 111 West Ruby St., fireworks party, 7p ‘til fireworks over, $50 per person balcony seats/$40 interior seats 2nd floor, includes AYCE and drink (draft, beer, wine, wells, calls, excludes shots, shooters, and top shelf, peel & eat shrimp, wings, fried mahi, burgers, salad, brats, nachos) reservations at 352-508-5862 JULY 5 (Tuesday) BEACH BUM BIKE NIGHT- EUSTIS, Beach Bum, 12 S. Bay St., sponsored by Gator H-D, 7p, every first Tuesday, GATORHARLEY.COM, 352-787-8050 JULY 7 (Thursday) TWISTED TEA/THUNDER ROADS BIKE NIGHTJACKSONVILLE, Fast Freddie’s Bar & Grill, 12905 N. Main St., 6-9p, live music, giveaways, $2.50 Twisted Tea, samples, 850-206-6991 JULY 8 (Friday) HOT DOG EATING CONTEST- ORMOND BEACH, Destination Daytona, US 1, $400 cash prize, first 10 to register at 386-671-7103, [email protected] COUNTRY NIGHT- PORT ORANGE, First Turn Steakhouse, 5236 S. Ridgewood Ave., 7:30, live music by Hayfire, 386-788-5434, FirstTurnSteakhouse.com JULY 2-4 (Saturday-Monday) 4th of JULY WEEKEND- PANAMA CITY BEACH, PCB H-D, 14700 PCB Parkway, Saturday: noon4p, classic car cruise in, pin up girl contest, free shoeshine, Sunday: Neal James noon-2p, bikini bike wash, Monday: 1-4p, live entertainment by Swingtown Steve Miller Tribute Band, PCBHarley. com, 850-334-0055 ThunderRoadsFlorida.com HOTTER THAN HELL BLOW OUT- LEESBURG, Gator Harley, 1745 Hwy 441, up to 70% GATORHARLEY.COM, 352-787-8050 VINTAGE BIKE DAY- ARCADIA, Open Road Bar & Grill, 4313 NW Hwy. beer specials, food specials, live acoustic music, 10a-5p, 863-494-014 JULY 10- (Sunday) 42 JULY 15-17 (Friday-Sunday) JULY 9 (Saturday) OPEN JAM & BBQ- EUSTIS, Pug’s Pub, 925 Bay St., open jam, BBQ beginning 5p, 352-357-8028 GATOR HARLEY-DAVIDSON- LEESBURG, closed KNUCKLEHEAD’S BIKE NIGHT- YULEE, Knucklehead’s Tavern, 850532 Hwy. 17 CUSTOMER APPRECIATION DAY- STUART, Treasure Coast H-D, 4967 SE Federal Hwy., 11a3p, 772-287-3871 CUSTOMER APPRECIATION DAY- EUSTIS, Pug’s Pub, 925 Bay St., free BBQ by Randy aka “Rattlesnake”, 2-6p, covered dishes welcome, 352357-8028 JULY 4 (Monday) BIKE NIGHT OF MARTIN COUNTY- STUART, Treasure Coast HD, 4967 SE Federal Hwy., 5:30-9p CUSTOMER APPRECIATION DAYS- LEESBURG, Gator H-D, 1745 Hwy. 441, double Gator Bucks, GATORHARLEY.COM, 352-787-8050 INDEPENDENCE DAY BLAST- CLEARWATER, Quaker Steak & Lube, 10400 49TH St., noon, benefits High Point Family Center & 50 Legs, live music, raffles, 50/50 JOHNNY CASH TRIBUTE BAND-PORT ORANGE, First Turn, 5236 Ridgewood Ave., 7-10p, 386-7885434 JULY 13 (Wednesday) JULY 16 (Saturday) JULY 3 (Sunday) WEBSTER SWAPMEET- WEBSTER, 516 3rd St., 800-832-7396 BENEFIT FOR JACK LINDSEY-PORT ORANGE, First Turn, 5236 S. Ridgewood Ave., 6p, music by Buzzard Luck, fish fry, 386-788-5436 JULY 8-10 (Friday-Sunday) LAZY SATURDAY- STUART, Treasure Coast H-D, 4967 SE Federal Hwy., 11a-3p, 772-287-3871 STEAK LUNCH- CLERMONT, Stormy Hill H-D, 2480 S. Hwy 27, noon-2:30p, $8 in advance/$10 day of, cooked on grill to order and fixin’s, includes a free beer and ice water, DJ Bike Night Pam, 352243-7111 OPEN JAM & BBQ- EUSTIS, Pug’s Pub, 925 Bay St., open jam, BBQ beginning 5p, 352-357-8028 ROSCOE’S DIRT DRAGS- LAKELAND, Roscoe’s, gates open 8am, admission $10 adults, $5 child, 853-858-6249 JUNE 2016 CALENDAR 2016 JULY 17 (Sunday) SEPTEMBER 11 (Sunday) STEAK LUNCH-CLERMONT, Stormy Hill H-D, 2480 S. Hwy 27, noon-2:30p, $8 in advance/$10 day of, cooked on grill to order and fixin’s, includes a free beer and ice water, DJ Bike Night Pam, 352-243-7111 OPEN JAM & BBQ- EUSTIS, Pug’s Pub, 925 Bay St., open jam, BBQ beginning 5p, 352-357-8028 JULY 24 (Sunday) AUGUST 11 (Thursday) SEPTEMBER 15-18 (Thursday-Sunday) OPEN JAM & BBQ- EUSTIS, Pug’s Pub, 925 Bay St., open jam, BBQ beginning 5p, 352-357-8028 BIKE NIGHT- YULEE, Knucklehead’s Tavern, 850532 Hwy. 17 PETERSON’S MIAMI TO THE KEYS RUN- MIAMI, 6 stop poker run this year, Road JULY 30 (Saturday) AUGUST 12-14 (Friday-Sunday) CLASSIC CAR SHOW- LEESBURG, Gator Harley, 1745 Hwy 441, 352-787-8050 STARKE BIKEFEST- STARKE, music, bike show, vendor spaces available for only $50, organized again by bikers! vendors call 904-964-8253 LAZY SATURDAY- STUART, Treasure Coast H-D, 4967 SE Federal Hwy., 11a-3p, 772-287-3871 SANTA HOGS THE ROAD AGAIN THE WHO DUN IT RUN- FLAGLER BEACH, Reg 9a, KSU 10a, Hijackers by Flagler Airport SR 100, stops include Mantazas Inlet, Ice House, Bull Creek Fish Camp, Scarey Mary’s, party at Beach Front Grille, food, raffles, games, 50/50 for Christmas Comes True, includes kidnapping of Santa, sponsored by Rotary Club of Palm Coast, Christopher 386-264-586 or Nadine 386-302-1290 JULY 31 (Sunday) OPEN JAM & BBQ- EUSTIS, Pug’s Pub, 925 Bay St., open jam, BBQ beginning 5p, 352-357-8028 OPEN JAM & BBQ- EUSTIS, Pug’s Pub, 925 Bay St., open jam, BBQ beginning 5p, 352-357-8028 BORN TO RIDE GREAT AMERICAN BIKER BASHPALMETTO, Peggy’s Corral, 4511 US Hwy 441, live music, vendors, contests, 941-729-5442 SUNDAY FUNDAY- LEESBURG, Gator Harley, 1745 Hwy 441, 11:30a-3:30p, live music, food, beverage, games, prizes, GATORHARLEY.COM, 352-787-8050 AUGUST JULY 22-24 (Friday-Sunday) BEACH BUM BIKE NIGHT- EUSTIS, Beach Bum, 12 S. Bay St., sponsored by Gator H-D, 7p, every first Tuesday, GATORHARLEY.COM, 352-787-8050 20% discount on all licensed products, 352-2437111, StormyHillHarley.com AUGUST 7 (Sunday) SEPTEMBER 9/11 MEMORIAL RIDE-BUNNELL, Flagler Government Services Bldg., 1769 E. Moody Blvd., Reg 8:30-9:30a, Services 9:30a, KSU 10:30a, rides ends at Hidden Treasure Restaurant, 820 Moody Ln. SWAP MEET AND FREE BBQ-SAMSULA, Cabbage Patch, 549 Tomoka Farm Rd., free swap spot, free music, free BBQ CUSTOMER APPRECIATION DAYSCLERMONT, Stormy Hill H-D, 2480 S. Hwy 27, TWISTED TEA/THUNDER ROADS BIKE NIGHTOCALA, Tilted Kilt, 3155 E. Silver Spring Blvd., 4-11p, live music, 352-351-5458 3rd ANNUAL K9S FOR WARRIORS POKER RUN-MIDDLESBURG/ KEYSTONE HEIGHTS, ALR Post 202 and 250 sign up, reg. 8-10:30a, $15 rider/$pass, KSU 10:30a AUGUST 2 (Tuesday) Rage Show 9-3p SEPTEMBER 18 (Sunday) SEMINOLE HOG SIDS RUN- SANFORD, www.scsfhog.com AUGUST 13 (Saturday) NATIONAL EVENTS THE SUMMER HEAT FESTIVAL- CLEARWATER, Quaker Steak & Lube, 10400 49th St., $25 advance, $30 weekend of, noon-6p, Tampa Ruff Ryders, 352398-8365 JULY 14-17 LITTLE STURGIS BIKE RALLY-STURGIS, KENTUCKY AUGUST 14 (Sunday) AUGUST 4-13 STURGIS BIKE RALLY-STURGIS, SOUTH DAKOTA CUSTOMER APPRECIATION DAY- EUSTIS, Pug’s Pub, 925 Bay St., free BBQ by Randy aka “Rattlesnake”, 2-6p, covered dishes welcome, 352357-8028 STEAK LUNCH- CLERMONT, Stormy Hill H-D, 2480 S. 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He lifted weights and jogged six THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD = featuring miles every day. Well……it’s shit. That’s right.....Shit! One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body, and noticed that he Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Clint McFarland & was suntanned all over with the exception of his penis. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell black Creek ri’zin So heTampa decided toAirport do something aboutGearHead that. others to eat shit. returns home a day early from Sturgis as A passenger in a taxi heading for his bike down and he caught a lift just inside when leaned over to shit ask theHedriver a question went to the beach, undressed completely andbroke buried himself in the sand, Some people know their shit, while others can’the tell the difference between of town, and and gently tapped him on the shoulder get hishe left sticking except for his to penis, which out of the sand.then grabbed a cab. and shineola. It’s after A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along midnight. the beach, one using a cane There are lucky shits, dumb shits, andattention. crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, While on his way home, he asks the cabby if he The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly to help her get along. and chicken shit. would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just seeing the thing sticking out ofhaving the sand, an affair, and he wants to catch her in the You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, oraduck whenplate-glass the shit hits Upon inches from large window. ladysilent with thein cane began to move the penis around with her cane. the fan. act. For a few moments everything The was the cab. $100 bucks, the cabby agrees. Then, the shaking driver said, “Are youto o.k.? Remarking the otherI’m little so old lady,For she said: You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip the living“There daylights out of inme.” really is no justice the world.” You can find yourself in deep shit or besorry, happier but than ayou pig inscared shit. toe into the bedroom. badly passenger theasked: The other little to old lady Some days are colder than shit, someThe days are hotter shaken than shit, and some days apologized GearHead switches on the lights, yanks the blanket driver and said, “I didn’t realize that a mere tap on “What doso youbadly.” mean by that?” are just plain shitty. back and there is his wife, in bed with another man, the shoulder would startle someone firstone little old lady should replied: Some music sounds like shit, things can lookdriver like shit, and there are“No, times no, when I’mThe just as he suspected! The replied, the who at that. was 20, I was curious about it.”puts his gun to the naked man’s head.bike sHoW you feel like shit. GearHead apologize, it’s entirely my fault.“Look Today isWhen my Ivery first driving cab. been driving a Ihearse “When I was 30, enjoyed it.”for The wife shouts, You can have too much shit, not enough shit,day the right shit, the awrong shitI’ve or a lot venDors ‘Don’t do it! I lied when I told you I inherited the past 25 years.” “When I was 40, I asked for it.” of weird shit. (space only $50) money from my Aunt Sarah. was 50, I paid for it.” You can carry shit, have a mountain ofMildred, shit, or find yourself up shit town creek without the small gossip “When and Iself-appointed HE paid for the Audi I gave you on our Anniversary. I wasone 60, I prayed for it.” a paddle. monitor of church morals, was “When always to stick sWAp MeeT HE paid for our new cabin cruiser. “When I wasMost 70, I forgot about it.” HE paid for your season tickets. Sometimes everything you touch turnsher to shitnose and other times you fallpeople’s in a bucket business. into other members of the congregation did not “Andapprove now that I’mof 80,her the damned things of shit and come out smelling like a rose. HE are paid for our house at the lake. bike WAsH intrusions, but she due towildher HE paid for your African tour with your biker and lethal I’m too old to squat.” When you stop to consider all the facts, it’s the basic building block was of the feared growing forked tongue, so everyone maintained their sibuddies and your new ATV. Dyno TesT English language. lence. HE paid for the custom rims for your Ultra-Glide. DIDN’T Say ...... And remember, once you know your shit, youtook don’t need She thatto know fatalanything step else!! too farConfucius one day, when she HE paid for our Family WaterWorld membership ConTesTs Mannew who wants pretty nurse, patient.HE even pays the monthly dues on the kid’s You could pass this along, if you give aaccused shit; or not do so if you don’t give a shit! and “Lightning”, a biker, member of must beAnd, best buns for Him Passionate spiderhis web, leads to undoing of fly. Well, Shit, it’s time for me to go. Just wanted you to knowof thatbeing I do givean a shit the Church, alcoholic afterkiss, shelikesaw Private schooling. Chevy pickup parkedtoin front town’s Shaking Manof fightthe withsmall wife all day get no piece at night. his head from side-to-side, GearHead lowand hope you had a nice day, without aold bunch of shit. But, if you happened ugly bike contest only bar all morning and late into the night. gun.toHe It takes many nails toShe build a crib, buters onlyhis one screw fill it.looks totally confused over at the catch a load of shit from some shit-head, emphatically told Lightning in front of the entire Wet T-shirt cabby and says, well……Shit Happens! congregation that “Everyone seeing that pickup ‘What the hell would you do? Wing eating Johnny’s mother him no breakfast until he does his chores. there would know what he wasLil’doing”. Fact tells was, The cabby never skips a beat and replies, ‘I’d cover Well, he’s a little teed off, so he goeshis to feed the chickens, and he kicks a A man and his wife, moved back homeLightning to their beloved Tennessee, from had volunteered to help Gus, the bar ass with that blanket before he catches a damn Tattoo He goes toBut feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the owner, repair a leaky ceiling in chicken. the kitchen. Gus Minnesota. cold.’ a inmember of the so nothing pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him The husband had a wooden leg, and towas insurenot it back Minnesota would costcongregation bike GAMes was brought to light. “Putter” and all his golfing buddies are standing on a bowl of dry cereal. them $2000 per year. Lightning, a man of few words“How butcome plenty of action, the green while he’s got a very important shot to slow ride I don’t get any eggs and bacon? When they arrived in Tennessee, they went to an insurance agency to see how stared at her for a solid minute, then just got up win the game that’s not over 15 feet to the hole; burn out Why don’t I have any milk in my cereal?” he asks.in. much it would cost to insure his wooden leg. left the church. He said nothing. and straight “Well,” his mother says, “I saw you kick a chicken, so you don’tout, get any eggs for on, already, Putter, we The agent looked it up on the computerLater and said: “$39.early even”. morning; around Weenie bite that 1:00 a.m., Light“Handicap” yells “come parked his pickup directly front ofyou Mildred’s ain month. I saw kick the pig, so you get any a month I a drink”. alldon’t want to bacon finishforup andeither. grab The husband was shocked and asked ning why it was so cheap here in Tennessee to port-a-potty pull long sawthere you kickall thenight cow so for a monthPutter you aren’treplies getting anyback, milk.” although in a hushed tone, insure it because it cost him $2,000 in house, Minnesota?walked home, and left it and lateto into theand lunch hour. Just then, his father comes down for“don’t mytheballs here huh? My wife’s up breakfast bust and kicks pussy cat halfway The insurance agent turned his computer screen the couple said, ‘Well, on the Club’s veranda watching us and I want to across the kitchen. here it is on the screen, it says: Any wooden structure, a sprinkler Things Thatwith Make Yousystem Go Hmmmm?? get it right”. Handicap yells back, The little boy looks up atyou his mother with a big forget smile andabout says, “You tell way too far off, you’ll above it, is $39. You just have to know how todoes describe your current situation. Why your OB-GYN leave the room when “Nah, it,gonna’ that’s get undressed, only to sit downhiminorfront should of I?” you (*Hillbillies have a creativity all their own). never hit her from here”. and see all you got to see in plain view, when they return to the room? 44 Happy 4th cemetery plot as a birthday gift The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift. If Jimmy cracks ThunderRoadsFlorida.com JUNE 2016 corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? 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