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WIN A DIGITAL CAMCORDER! invite you to enter to win a Run of Engagement pass to see One lucky winner will receive a digital camcorder and a Son Of Rambow Prize Pack To enter this sweepstakes, register at campuscircle.net/ sweeps/SonOfRambow No purchase necessary. While supplies last. All winners chosen at random. Limit one prize or pass per person. Not responsible for late, incomplete or illegible entries. No phone calls please. Each run of engagement pass admits two to a showing of the film at a particular theatre chain after the film’s opening day, valid Monday–Thursday only (excluding holidays). Pass does not guarantee admission to a particular showing of the film. Employees of Paramount Vantage, Campus Circle and their affiliated agencies are not eligible. This film is rated PG-13. IN THEATRES MAY 2 [APRIL 30 - MAY 6 ’08] Campus Circle | 3 ANIMATION WRITERS WORKSHOP April 30 - May 6, 2008 • Vol. 18 Issue 17 Learn how to write & pitch animated shows for Disney, Nick, PBS & more. Workshop features Q&A with development execs from the major studios. Editor-in-Chief Jessica Koslow Amazing Networking Opportunity! [email protected] Two people from the last class now have shows in Active Development! 6 Managing Editor Yuri Shimoda 2-day workshop is $175 - reserve a seat now! [email protected] Workshop runs Sat. May 17th and 18th. Film Editor Jessica Koslow Call 818.681.1311 for more info. [email protected] Or visit our web site. Art Director Alance Ward Editorial Interns Sasha Ali, Jeff Bachman, Michael Lee, Lauren Rosenblum http://animationwriters.tripod.com/ 20 22 INSIDE 10 Contributing Writers Elsy Benitez, Sarah Bennett, China Bialos, Bourbon With Brendan, Michael Buzzelli, Alexander L. Carpenter, Richard Castaneda, Kantreal Daniels, Natasha Desianto, Sheila Dichoso, Dita Dimoné, James Dusenberry, James Famera, Sandra Fernando, Josh Herman, Zach Hines, Joe Horton, Damon Huss, Shane Igoe, Sophia Kidd, Matthew Kitchen, Jonathan Knell, Emmanuelle Lee, Lucia, Ebony March, Angela Matano, Ryan McWhorter, Anthony Miller, John Ochoa, Brien Overly, Sasha Perl-Raver, Keyvon Pierre, Parimal Rohit, Sam Roudman, Dov Rudnick, Rayhané Sanders, Sean Schlemmer, Mike Sebastian, 4 WOODEN NICKELS 4 ON THE ROAD TO THE WHITE HOUSE FILM 6 SON OF RAMBOW Hilarious Portrait of Growing up in ’80s Britain 7 HATS OFF Meet the effervescent 93-year old, Mimi Weddell. 6 7 7 8 9 PROJECTIONS REVIEWS SCHOOL ME SCREEN SHOTS DVD REVIEWS Henry Senecal, Laura Shumate, Alissa Simmons, Doug Simpson, David Tobin, Mike Venezia, Kevin Wierzbicki contents Robert Axelrod, Leslie Barrie, Lori Bartlett, MUSIC 10 FOREVER THE SICKEST KIDS Honor an Underdog Alma Mater Contributing Artists & Photographers Elsy Benitez, Emmanuelle Lee, Connie Shao, Brendan Turrill ADVERTISING Sean Bello [email protected] Joy Calisoff [email protected] Ronit Guedalia [email protected] Assistants to the Publishers Sandra Fernando, Frederick Mintchell Campus Circle newspaper is published 47 times a year and is available free at 40 schools and over 800 retail locations throughout Los Angeles. Circulation: 30,000. Readership: 90,000. PUBLISHED BY CAMPUS CIRCLE, INC. 5042 Wilshire Blvd., PMB 600 Los Angeles, CA 90036 (323) 939-8477 (323) 939-8656 Fax [email protected] www.campuscircle.com © 2008 Campus Circle, Inc. All rights reserved. 13 NE-YO Shares His L.A. Faves 10 CD REVIEWS 10 DVD REVIEW 11 L.A. UNDERGROUND 11 FREQUENCY 12 LIVE SHOW REVIEWS 13 MUSIC REPORT 16 SPIN CYCLE SPORTS 18 18 18 19 19 LAKERS IN THE PLAYOFFS RED BULL AIR RACE NFL DRAFT RESULTS AVP CROCS LONG BEACH GRAND PRIX INNER CIRCLE 14 15 17 19 20 21 21 22 22 25 26 26 26 26 27 27 CAUGHT ON CAMPUS FASHION101 MOTHER’S DAY GIFT GUIDE THE ART OF LOVE LIFESTYLE: PLANJAM L.A. FACES COLLEGE BEAT CAMPUS NEWS GRAPHIC NOVELS PHOTO FEATURE CURTAIN CALL COMEDY ESSENTIAL L.A. EXHIBITIONS 10 SPOT ON THE MENU ON THE COVER: Kristen Eck and Garrett Nolan Credit: Leslie Nolan, courtesy of PlanJam ALL OF THE COLLEGE EDUCATION. NONE OF THE COLLEGE TUITION. Earn an associate’s degree from the Community College of the Air Force. Registration is free, and the college offers more than 80 fields of study. The Air Force also offers up to 100% tuition assistance at hundreds of colleges and universities. Visit our Web site at AIRFORCE.COM or give us a call at 1-800-423-USAF. CROSS INTO THE BLUE 4 | Campus Circle [APRIL 30 - MAY 6 ’08] Students Free on Sunday wooden nickels | B Y JOE HORTON JURIST PRUDENCE Voting for Superior Court Judges Vintage Fashion Expo May 10-11 SantaMonica Civic Auditorium Main St. at Pico $10 $2 off Reg Adm with ad Sat 10-6, Sun 11-5 Early Buy Sat: 9-10:30 $20 707-793-0773 CC A RELATIVELY NONDESCRIPT NOTICE appeared in the L.A. Times last week: an endorsement list for 17 judicial offices on the Los Angeles Superior Court. On June 3, six judges will be on the ballot due to a specious write-in campaign to unseat them, one will run against a challenger, and 10 other offices will open due to retirements. All of this will go on quite under the radar for most citizens as they focus on the presidential race, state legislative offices or what’s for dinner. Yet the makeup of the judges on the Superior Court, the nation’s largest trial court, and the means by which they are appointed are essential matters for all Angelinos to understand. Most often, the governor appoints judges to fill vacancies based on the required recommendations of the Commission on Judicial Nominees Evaluation. Known commonly as the JNE (“Jenny”) Commission, volunteer examiners are given 90 days to investigate, interview and ultimately render a private recommendation to the governor falling between “exceptionally well-qualified,” “wellqualified,” “qualified” and “not qualified.” The examination process is intense – prospective judges supply a lengthy application with 50 to 75 references, lists of hundreds of attorneys that practice in their respective counties and, ultimately, submit to a personal interview. The minimum standard for all trial judges is 10 years with the State Bar association. The governor may appoint judges as he sees fit; however, the recommendations of any judges appointed when deemed “not qualified” may be made public. All appointments must be made within a yearly time frame of the seat becoming available, and on the occasions when the JNE does not have enough time to review a candidate, the governor cannot appoint a judge to that office. In such instances, an open election fills the seat. Superior Court judges are retained for six-year terms and are automatically reelected if no one challenges them. Not infrequently, however, sitting judges will time their retirements to fall Joe Horton inside of the mandatory 90-day requirement for the JNE Commission at the Olson, a bagel shop owner in Manhattan end of a yearly cycle, thereby removing the Beach. Olson was admitted to the Bar in 1989, power of appointment from a politically but had not been a practicing attorney in years unfriendly governor. and refused to meet with the Los Angeles What complicates matters is that without a County Bar Association, who deemed her not screening process by the governor, the qualified. governor’s staff and the significant JNE Responding to widespread outrage, Gov. Commission vetting process, voters are left to Schwarzenegger immediately reappointed fill the new offices, often armed with limited Janavs to another opening on the Superior advice and ignorant of recommendations from Court, saying, “This unfortunate result should local bar associations and newspapers. Here, in not rob California of a fine jurist.” Many had these open elections, the quality of applicants speculated that Janavs’ loss was due to her can vary widely, and potential judges run with foreign name on the ballot. disparate records and levels of experience This is my plea: if you haven’t seen the while pandering to voters who may see their recommendations by the relevant bar asnames for the first time as they open a ballot. sociations or read the endorsements in the Take the curious case of Dzintra Janavs, a paper, please leave the judicial section of your 20-year Superior Court veteran, rated as ballot blank. There’s no shame or harm in that. exceptionally well-qualified and endorsed by Understand how important you are in the law the local sheriff and district attorney, who was and order of this state. unseated in the 2006 election by Lynn Diane ON THE ROAD TO THE WHITE HOUSE ANTONIO’S MOTHER’S DAY AND “DIA DE LAS MADRES” CELEBRATION! There will be two Mother’s Day celebrations here at Antonio’s! There is the one on the 10th of May, which is celebrated in Mexico. We celebrate that day here with a special menu, cards and goodies, as well as a musical trio performing. Then there is the one on Sunday celebrated here in the U.S. We will have the special menu, cards, and goodies, as well as the trio to serenade the moms. We at Antonio’s always treat the moms special, so make your reservations and whichever day you decide, the 10th or the second Sunday of May as celebrated here in the states, we will make sure mom is given the extra special treatment. Call (323) 658-9060 for reservations and “Recuerde a Mama”! 7470 Melrose Ave. Tues-Fri: 11 a.m.-11 p.m., Sat: noon-11 p.m., Sun: noon-10 p.m., closed Mondays A Weekly Report on Campaign ’08 BY JOE HORTON THE BUCK STOPS HERE Consider the money thrown around in both Democratic and Republican camps. Barack Obama raised $41 million in March alone, most of it from smaller, repeat donors under the $2,300 limit for personal contributions in the primary season. He outspent Hillary Clinton nearly 3-1 in advertising and outreach in the Pennsylvania primary, but Clinton held serve and after her site pick 10-point victory, she raised $3 million overnight. Such funds are desperately needed, as she has suffered increasingly dramatic debts on the campaign trail. She famously loaned her campaign $5 million in January, but ultimately ended March $800,000 in debt. Estimates suggest that her campaign spends $1 million a day, and many of her contributors have already given the maximum amount. She must keep winning to keep her candidacy financially afloat. John McCain, meanwhile, has crisscrossed the nation holding fundraisers to fill his coffers for his continuing “primary” campaign. He finished March with a personal record of $15.2 million raised, but lags badly behind both Democratic candidates who have benefited from a highly energized electorate keen to unseat Republicans in November. Some have suggested he will accept public financing for his presidential run, giving him an $85 million limit to spend after the September GOP convention. www.collegeprowler.com High school seniors are finally getting their big envelopes! Now comes the hard part: Where to go? We all had to make the decision, but now prospective students have a great new resource to use. College Prowler helps students pick the college that perfectly suits them. They aim to be the most accurate, complete and honest resource on U.S. colleges. The Web site also offers free tips and tricks to getting into the school of your choice. —Lauren Rosenblum event pick Gregory Crewdson Lecture May 1 @ Billy Wilder Theater Gregory Crewdson, a Professor of Photography at the Yale School of Art, will be lecturing on and presenting his most recent work. In addition to Los Angeles, the works will also be shown in New York and London. The event starts at 7 p.m. and is free to the public. —Michael Lee invites you to enter to win a pair of run of engagement passes to see SPEED RACER in Los Angeles. WARNER BROS. PICTURES PRESENTS IN ASSOCIATION WITH VILLAGE ROADSHOW PICTURES A SILVER PICTURES PRODUCTION IN ASSOCIATION WITH ANARCHOS PRODUCTIONS “SPEED RACER” EMILE HIRSCH CHRISTINA RICCI JOHN GOODMAN SUSAN SARANDON MATTHEW FOX BENNO FÜRMANN HIROYUKI SANADA RAIN EDITED PRODUCTION COSTUMES BY ZACH STAENBERG, A.C.E. ROGER BARTON DESIGNER OWEN PATERSON BY KYM BARRETT RICHARD ROUNDTREE MUSICBY MICHAEL GIACCHINO DESIGNED DIRECTOR OF EXECUTIVE PHOTOGRAPHY DAVID TATTERSALL, B.S.C. PRODUCERS DAVID LANE SELTZER MICHAEL LAMBERT AND BRUCE BERMAN PRODUCED WRITTEN AND BY JOEL SILVER GRANT HILL ANDYWACHOWSKI LARRY WACHOWSKI DIRECTED BY THE WACHOWSKI BROTHERS Score Album on Varèse Sarabande www.speedracerthemovie.com To enter, visit campuscircle.com/sweeps/speedracer I N T H E A T R E S M A Y 9 A P R I L 3 0 - M AY 6 , 2 0 0 8 • V O L . 1 8 ISSUE 17 • campuscircle.com FILM IN LOS ANGELES A UK Kid’s Funny Take on First Blood BY SASHA PERL-RAVER IMAGINE YOU’VE GROWN UP IN a world where television and movies are verboten. Now imagine someone sneaks you a contraband video cassette, VCR and TV. For the first time, images flicker before your eyes. Not just any images, either – someone has given you a copy of the Stallone spectacular First Blood, where Sly takes on an army of men with just a knife and a stick … and he wins. To call the experience mind-blowing would be an understatement. So begins Sundance sensation Son GREAT STORY “A everyone will love. ADELIGHT. - Jeffrey Lyons, NBC/REEL TALK ” of Rambow, Garth Jennings and Nick Goldsmith’s delightful follow up to their 2005 hit The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Set in England during the summer of 1982, Rambow follows Will Proudfoot, a quiet but imaginative 11year boy whose family are members of the Plymouth Brethren, a puritanical Christian group that forbids “worldly influences” like films, television and music. When Will meets Lee Carter, his school’s notorious miscreant, an unlikely bond is forged over First Blood and they set off to shoot their “sequel,” Son of Rambow. Co-written by Jennings and Goldsmith, Jennings describes their division of labor as extremely collaborative: “We’ve worked together on everything we’ve done since we left school. Even though Nick is the producer and I’m the director, we do everything together. We think the best way to do this job is as a team.” Rambow is “very much based on our own stupid experiences” says Jennings. “It was coming out of these little movies I used to make as a kid.” Jennings’ childhood forays included work that he describes as less than masterful. For example, when he wanted to show a shed on fire, he waved a piece of burning paper in front of the lens. You can hear him in the background proclaiming, “This is Maggie Ferreira SON OF RAMBOW Bill Milner and Will Poulter prepare for a scene with director Garth Jennings on the set of Son of Rambow. brilliant. Brilliant!” The film celebrates what Goldsmith calls “that time in your life when anything is possible. You didn’t understand the fear of consequences. You just do stuff, and if things go right, they go right. If they go wrong, they go wrong. But it didn’t matter, it was the joy of doing it.” A quality the filmmakers still hold dear. “I don’t feel that far off from 12,” says Jennings. Casting child actors to portray the young filmmakers took five months. Eventually they discovered 11-year-old Bill Milner (Proudfoot) and 13-yearold Will Poulter (Carter). “We found these two that had never ever acted in anything before, except one had been a munchkin in the school play,” says Jennings. “They were two of the nicest, most delightful people I’d ever met, and they had no idea how good they were. Absolutely no idea.” “They were so themselves, but still able to be other people,” gushes Jennings. “Our job was just to keep them from becoming self-conscious. So there were no monitors on set, no playback. The first time they ever saw themselves on film was at a screening.” Rambow feels very much like early, British Spielberg. While he was an inspiration, “we get influenced by very odd films,” admits Jennings. “Certainly Singin’ in the Rain. When we shot the stunt sequence, it reminded us of Gene Kelly donning goggles and motor biking into a shed. Another film we loved the arc of was Midnight Cowboy. That doesn’t have any tonal similarities to our film, but we loved the idea of this naïve man and despicable rogue striking up an unlikely friendship.” And what did Rambo think of Rambow? “[Stallone] saw the film, and he loved it,” Jennings beams, “He sent a lovely message through the studio and was so complimentary. We got his blessing, and we couldn’t have asked for more.” Son of Rambow releases in select theaters May 2. projections | essential film events CALARTS FILM/VIDEO SHOWCASE May 1-3 @ REDCAT 990 0 iiss tthe 0! he nnew e w 440! STARTS FRIDAY MAY 2 BY SARAH BENNETT LAEMMLE’S SUNSET 5 8000 SUNSET BLVD., W. HOLLYWOOD (323) 848-3500 FAR FROM THE SUBURBAN nothing of Valencia, California Institute of the Arts, the selfproclaimed “premier college for the study of the moving image,” is using its Downtown Los Angeles theater to present three nights of speciallychosen live-action works by students in school’s Film and Video and Film Directing programs. The showcase kicks off on Friday at the Roy and Edna Disney/CalArts Theater with an evening of long-form shorts and continues through the weekend with shorts from the best student directors and filmmakers in the school. Now in its fifth season of supporting emerging performance and visual artists, REDCAT, nestled in a street-level annex at the Walt Disney Concert Hall, continues to encourage and celebrate artistic risk. CalArts’ film students are known for form innovation and idea challenging works, so don’t miss out on this semester-ending event. Admission is free for all three nights, so go early and check out the current gallery exhibition (Dave McKenzie: Screen Doors on Submarines, through June 15) or stay after in the lounge and discuss the night’s show over a Cat-a-tonic, the theater’s signature cocktail. REDCAT is located at 631 W. 2nd Street, Downtown. For more information, call (213) 237-2800 or visit www.redcat.org. [APRIL 30 - MAY 6 ’08] school me HATS OFF What Your Favorite Movies Reveal About You life and lifestyle are hats. They define her mood. One would naturally wonder how many hats she owns, but in keeping true to her philosophy, her focus is on quality, not quantity. “I feel sorry to say that I really don’t remember [how Mimi Weddell in one of her many hats many hats I own]. It’s probably around 150. I revolve around the “Pygmalion.” hats and the apartment does, too,” she “I tried to emulate her on several says. “You talk about being frustrated? different occasions,” she says of the If you can’t find the right hat, it’s total great actress before continuing on to hell. They are waiting for me downdescribe the hat with enthusiastic stairs in the car to get off and do a gestures. “It’s an 1890 hat, and the shoot, and I’m looking for the little, feathers come down like this, and [it old hat I made a thousand years ago has] that piquant, flirtatious look that for something or other. Also, it keeps those hats had.” me awake at night. I am redesigning Hats Off is a refreshing take on the my hats in my mind. It’s awful.” documentary format, in that, its During the course of Hats Off we examination of Weddell doesn’t beat meet her children and grandchildren the viewer over the head with a and bear mute witness to a somewhat predetermined message or moral. The strained mother/child dynamic, each film allows the viewer to observe the side represented by very different subtleties of her everyday life as it personalities and points of view. Not showcases her amazing spirit. surprisingly, when asked what moJohnstone was wise enough to let tivates her and what role she enjoys the content of this movie impress you most, she says, “I don’t think my on its own. Doing so allows the film’s favorite hat would be a mother hat.” impeccable style and gentle demeanor Instead she becomes a starry-eyed to caress the viewer and showcase dreamer as she mentions one of the Weddell and her story. Hats off to actual, physical hats in her collection. them both. It’s a vintage chapeau that was once worn by Mrs. Patrick Campbell who Hats Off releases in select theaters May 2. originated the role of Eliza Doolittle in Lacey Terrell Carl Unger (Scott Speedman) and Stan Aubrey (Willem Dafoe) hunt a killer in Anamorph. Anamorph (IFC) Willem Dafoe is the type of actor who is highly believable as the “man on the beat.” In Anamorph, the actor portrays Detective Stan Aubray. He’s a gumshoe that must solve Hollywood’s favorite thrill-seeking dilemma: a serial killer on the loose. And what better place for a nutcase to stalk than the streets of New York City? Even more troubling is that the murderer – much like Italy’s Monster of Florence – has been going around staging elaborate crime scenes that make him or her an extremely sticky wicket when it comes to being captured. This stylized crime drama is directed by H.S. Miller and pits the venerable talents of Dafoe up against some contemporary talents like Scott Speedman (Underworld) and Clea DuVall (“Heroes”). Although the look of the project is stark and interesting, ripe with all the aesthetic pleasures (and sicko violence) of a Cronenberg flick, the story and acting are anything less than spectacular. Grade: C —Ebony March Anamorph releases in select theaters May 2. Baby Mama (Universal) Following the footsteps of the successful Knocked Up and Juno, Baby Mama also explores pregnancy BY ALISSA SIMMONS I’M A DEDICATED IDEALIST. IF YOU’RE NOT SURE WHAT THAT means, you can read all about it and find out what you are in Cinescopes, the new book that turns your favorite movies into a personality profile. Ezra Werb and Risa Williams watched and researched over 3,000 films in preparation for writing Cinescopes. It’s a new way of looking at your favorite films and what they could reveal about your personality, fears, dreams and goals. By simply making a list of your 10 favorite movies and finding their codes in the glossary at the back of the book, you’ll soon discover if you’re a Passionate Maverick, Magical Creator or one of 14 other personality types. You can then read about that personality type and gain a better understanding of why you are attracted to certain films. I had a personal analysis done by the authors, and it turns out that I’m a Dedicated Idealist. After reading the description, I’d have to say that they’re pretty right on, even though I began to wonder how they determined this when I found out that more than half my listed films were not in their glossary. Despite lacking some of the films that I listed, the psychoanalysis seems well-researched and founded. It should be. After all, Williams has a master’s degree in psychology and Werb works as a behaviorist. After reading some of the other personality descriptions, I began to diagnose my friends as well. I asked the authors how they could possibly code over 3,000 movies and deduce 16 distinct types. They freely admit that they’ve not seen every movie in their glossary, but they research in detail the characteristics of the protagonist of each film and then code them. They also mentioned how certain groups of people tend to like similar films and end up with similar profile outcomes, but oddly there’s not one of the 16 different personality types that appears more often than the others. After reading the book and thoroughly perusing the glossary, the book is insightful, but not unpredictable or terribly exciting once you get the idea of what they’re looking at. I was also quite disappointed in the amount of movies left out of the glossary. With Cinescopes, Ezra Werb and Risa Williams have found a fun and enlightening way use film to describe personality traits, much like astrology uses the stars. It’s definitely something that every film geek should own. It provides a new way to show up our friends with our movie knowledge. For more information, visit www.cinescopes.com. through comedy. In the movie, Tina Fey plays Kate, a successful single businesswoman trying to get pregnant but who can’t. Enter Angie (Amy Poehler), a surrogate who’s just about the complete opposite of Kate the clean-freak, and who ends up moving in with her. Cue the hilarity, right? For the most part, yes. Poehler and Fey play the odd couple very well, and there are numerous funny moments throughout the movie. Although the story walks down a very formulaic and predictable path, Poehler’s random antics make up for it. As long as you don’t go in expecting Knocked Up or Juno (and seriously, if you’ve seen the trailer or the commercials, can you even expect that?), you’ll find yourself being entertained for a good hour and a half. Grade: B —Michael Lee Baby Mama is currently in theaters. CONTINUED ON PAGE 8 « BY HENRY SENECAL film notes | reviews film CINESCOPES To the Remarkable 93-Year-Old, Mimi Weddell WITH THIS FEATURE-LENGTH documentary, filmmaker Jyll Johnstone affords us a glimpse at the history and day-to-day life of a remarkable woman, Mimi Weddell. Weddell is an acclaimed actress and model. She’s a mother and a grandmother. She’s a dancer and a dreamer. She was voted by New York Magazine as one of the “50 Most Beautiful People in New York,” and the honor is well deserved! She collects and wears many hats both figuratively and literally. She’s also 93-years-old and began her acting career at 65. Powered by her motto “Rise Above It,” Weddell typically spends 14-hours a day auditioning for new roles, working out, doing gymnastics – anything to stay a step ahead of what might make her routine mundane. She has an inherent charm and demeanor that recalls an earlier time in our history when manners and class were de rigeur for people of a certain station in life. She exudes charisma and a dry, elegant personality but is a vibrant woman and is most definitely living in the present. Her lifestyle, as showcased in the film, shatters any preconceived notions of what it might mean to be a senior citizen. It serves as an example to be followed by people of all ages. One very important part of her Campus Circle | 7 8 | Campus Circle film [APRIL 30 - MAY 6 ’08] screen shots film notes | reviews « CONTINUED FROM PAGE 7 BY ZACH HINES Actor/director Robert Townsend (The Five Heartbeats, “The Parent ’Hood”) has been putting together a documentary titled Why We Laugh: Black Comedians on Black Comedy. The doc will include interviews with prominent black comedians like Bill Cosby, Chris Rock, Paul Mooney, Kat Williams, Steve Harvey and George Wallace, just to name more than a few. I’m definitely going to see this because with all those guys involved, it already sounds great; but I can’t help but wonder exactly who the intended audience of this documentary is? Is this documentary for black people or white people? I’ll bet if you ask Robert Townsend he’d probably say that it’s for everyone. OK, great. But I always thought that the point of a documentary was to make people aware of something. You make a documentary about starving children with the intention of drawing awareness to it. Right? I know that I’m more interested in seeing a documentary on things I don’t know about. So either the purpose of this documentary is to increase awareness of black comedy to black people or to white people. Perhaps both? I understand that a book written by Darryl J. Littleton titled Black Comedians on Black Comedy: How African-Americans Taught Us to Laugh was the inspiration for this project. The book gives a historical rundown of black comedy and has comments from black comedians. I get the impression that this doc is going to examine the social and cultural impact of black comedy rather than trying to explain how black humor works to people who don’t get it. Frank Miller’s Spirit This next piece isn’t actually something that’s definitely happening but it’s something I desperately would like to see happen, so I’m covering it in the hopes that it will. Comic book writer/illustrator turned film writer/director Frank Miller is now finishing up his big screen adaptation of Will Eisner’s The Spirit, and he recently dropped a hint at what his next project might be. Miller suggested that he might try to adapt another of his own creations: Hard Boiled (not to be confused with the John Woo/Chow-Yun Fat action film of the same name). It is a comic that Miller wrote in the mid-’90s that was illustrated by Geof Darrow, who aside from being a brilliant comic book artist himself was the conceptual designer of The Matrix films. It tells the story of a cyborg-assassin who believes he’s an insurance investigator leading a normal life. There’s no question that this comic would make an incredible film, I will vouch for that. I was reading Miller’s work years before Sin City. The setting is a film noir-ish future with sprawling retro-futuristic cityscapes and advanced forms of weaponry and robotics. At one point, Warner Bros. was going to make the film with David Fincher directing and Nicolas Cage starring, but that never materialized. As much as I love Fincher, I’m more curious about how Miller would do it. Miller co-directed Sin City with Robert Rodriguez, whose stamp was all over that film, so we’ll have to wait to see how Miller is as a solo director when The Spirit comes out this summer. But until then, I’ve got my fingers crossed. Fugitive Pieces (IDP/ Samuel Goldwyn) The third film from the Canadian born writer/director, Jeremy Podeswa, is no less a poignant drama of love and loss as it is a meditation on redemption. Based on the best-selling novel by Canadian poet Anne Michaels, Fugitive Pieces follows the life of Jakob Beer, a young Holocaust survivor who fled Poland after witnessing his parents’ execution and sister Bella’s abduction. Bella’s fate is forever unknown, and Jakob is permanently haunted by her lingering voice and apparition. Teaching and writing offer a temporary relief, but the torment of his past still burdens him. Jakob is incapable of living in the moment, but the same cannot be said of his friends and lovers. They are not characters in his book or phantoms from his past. They eat and breathe and sleep and drink tea. They already know there is no past or present. Jakob must learn there is only now. Grade: A —James Famera Fugitive Pieces releases in select theaters May 2. Redbelt Standard Operating Procedure (Sony Pictures Classics) These days there’s a flood of documentaries examining the U.S. military operations that followed 9/11 in the name of a so-called War on Terror. If you see only one, make it Standard Operating Procedure. It was the scandal that rocked the world and left the U.S. military apologizing to the global community. Photos released to the public depicting deplorable treatment inflicted upon detainees at Abu Ghraib shocked America and did much to turn the tide of public opinion of our role in Iraq. was pointed for their appearance in the photos as well as Janis Karpinski, brigadier general at the head of our prisons in Iraq who was relieved of her command. It would be easy to loath those who carried out these acts, but by the end of the film, one gets the sense that most of the MPs, like many of the prisoners, were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time with no feasible way out of the hell in which they were deposited. Certainly, this wasn’t what they signed up for as fresh-faced youths at the recruiting office. Danny Elfman provides a perfectly haunting soundtrack to Errol Morris’ stunning visuals that Lorey Sebastian Robert Townsend’s Doc on Black Comedy (Sony Pictures Classics) I can’t bring myself to love or hate this movie. It’s a film by David Mamet, one of Redbelt’s Chiwetel Ejiofor and Alice Braga as Mike and Sondra Terry. the pre-eminent writers of our time, so it has to Standard Operating Procedure be great, right? Not necessarily. asks: what are the stories behind Mike (Chiwetel Ejiofor) is a good those photographs, what happened guy. He’s a Jiu-Jitsu teacher and lives outside of the frame of a photo and his life practicing the principles this why would soldiers photograph such Brazilian martial art preaches. For all horrible acts when so many were of his efforts, however, he and his aware in their hearts that what was wife (Alice Braga) are barely getting going on was wrong? The film by. interviews many of the so called “bad Though the world of profesapples,” the MPs at whom the finger sional fighting surrounds him and its prize money is tempting, he cannot compete. He believes that “competition weakens the warrior,” but an unusual series of events leads him to test his morals against those temptations. Mamet leads his characters in a The Party refreshingly unpredictable diMay 2 @ Nuart Theatre rection, but it’s a far-fetched plot Peter Sellers was a sexy bitch that gets them to that end. A more back in his day. It’s true! Although believable storyline would have left many people know him as the you sure you loved the film, kooky Inspector Clouseau from instead of trying to decipher why the Pink Panther movies, the guy you didn’t. was actually a highly gifted Grade: C comedian. —Henry Senecal Blake Edwards has also been Redbelt releases in theaters May 2. called a genius of cinematic staff pick drag the audience into the horrors of the Iraq prisons and do much to instill a greater understanding and empathy than the photos at the heart of the scandal could ever do alone. Grade: A+ —Natasha Desianto Standard Operating Procedure releases May 2. comedy. Together, these two have teamed up to create a mostly improvised masterpiece of hilarity. If you’ve ever loved Jim Carrey or David Cross, then Sellers is definitely one to watch. The Party is part of Friday Midnight Movies at the Nuart. —Ebony March Nuart Theatre is located at 11272 Santa Monica Blvd., West Los Angeles. For more information, visit www.landmarktheatres.com. [APRIL 30 - MAY 6 ’08] dvd dish | reviews Bridge on the River Kwai and Lawrence of Arabia (Collector’s Editions) (Columbia Tri/Star) Two of David Lean’s classic epics get reissued in honor of the visionary director’s 100th birthday. These two-disc collections are pared down versions of the limited edition sets issued a couple years back, leaving out some of the more unnecessary elements while still offering myriad extras that include: several in depth documentaries/featurettes, a news reel of Lawrence’s New York premiere, photo galleries, a bizarre USC short film narrated by William Holden that explains what goes into making a movie and appreciations by John Milius and Steven Spielberg. To be truly appreciated, both of these films (Lawrence in particular) should be seen on the big screen. But on the small screen, these anamorphic, remastered presentations are the way to go. Grade: A —Mike Sebastian Bridge on the River Kwai and Lawrence of Arabia are currently available. Charlie Wilson’s War (Universal) Yet another war film brought to you with good intentions and all-too transparent politics, Charlie Wilson’s War fares better than some (Lions for Lambs, Rendition). Still, with the Iraq war spiraling down endlessly and a big election year looming, the last place most people want to escape to is a dark movie theater where someone else’s opinion gets shoved down their throat. Charlie Wilson’s War, a more historical and humorous approach, succeeds mostly when Philip Seymour Hoffman comes into view. Terrific in The Savages and Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead, Hoffman’s original performance would be surprising in its sheer bravado if it weren’t for the fact that we’ve come to expect nothing less from him. If only the rest of the cast, and the film itself, could have risen to Hoffman’s level. Grade: B- (Hoffman: A) —Angela Matano Charlie Wilson’s War is currently available. Cloverfield (Paramount) It’s Godzilla meets The Blair Witch Project. And yet, it kinda works. Filmed entirely as a home video recording documenting a group of friends having a going away party when New York suddenly comes under attack by some sort of creature, the video technique lends a certain immediacy that makes the hokey concept actually genuinely suspenseful. And the flashback device of taping over a previous recording of the lead character’s failed relationship is ingenious. However, the camcorder conceit is also its own worst enemy. The shots that are obviously reminiscent of the footage of people fleeing the crumbling towers on 9/11 are borderline in bad taste. The limited perspective leaves any larger plot questions unanswered, leaving the viewer feeling unsatisfied. There are some really great, suspenseful moments. You almost regret when they actually show the CGI monster. Grade: B+ —Mike Sebastian Cloverfield is currently available. be a newspaper man, even if it’s for a 10th rate rag, the mere mention of which embarrasses his gangster friends. (“It’s on the way up,” he assures them, but all the murderers and blackmailers look down at their shoes.) Baseball fan Lloyd Bacon filmed Picture Snatcher in 15 days, a few days under the typical shooting schedule for a Warner Brothers B film, by yelling things at his actors like “Run out your hit!” As Cagney recounts in his autobiography, he and Ralph Bellamy were quietly rehearsing a scene together when they heard Bacon cry out “Cut – print it!” “Hey you,” Cagney responded. “I was rehearsing!” “It looked fine from here!” You can almost hear Cagney cluck Campus Circle | 9 film his tongue years later, in Cagney by Cagney: “That was the ultimate efficiency – shooting a damned rehearsal!” Grade: A —Sean Schlemmer Picture Snatcher is currently available. FROM THE DIRECTOR OF THE ACADEMY AWARD WINNER ‘THE FOG OF WAR’ AND ‘THE THIN BLUE LINE’ ® “THE NEW INVESTIGATIVE DOCUMENTARY BY ERROL MORRIS, ONE OF OUR MOST ORIGINAL FILMMAKERS.” –Frank Rich, THE NEW YORK TIMES “A TRULY IMPORTANT FILM. THE FILM GETS AT THE ESSENCE OF PHOTOGRAPHY AS A MEDIUM. THE GLORIOUS SCORE BY DANNY ELFMAN ABSOLUTELY HAUNTS THE CORNERS OF THE FRAME.” –Dennis Dermody, PAPER The Orphanage (New Line) Sick of torture porn? Here’s a genuinely suspenseful ghost story that will have the hairs on your neck standing up – a beautifully shot, skillfully constructed and well-acted story about a woman who returns to the home where she grew up as an orphan. Meanwhile, she struggles to understand her HIV positive son as he grows increasingly obsessed with his invisible friends. When he suddenly vanishes, she suspects that there may be something to his stories after all. This film by young Spanish filmmaker Juan Antonio Bayona comes with the stamp of approval from producer Guillermo Del Toro (Pan’s Labyrinth). If it doesn’t all totally add up in the end, you don’t really mind. It’s one of the best-made horror films since The Sixth Sense. Grade: A—Mike Sebastian The Orphanage is currently available. Picture Snatcher (Warner) Reformed racketeer James Cagney pursues at last his lifelong ambition, to Eleven Recent PROPAGANDA FILMS: 1) Rendition 2) Redacted 3) Lions for Lambs 4) In the Valley of Elah 5) Reservation Road 6) Stop-Loss 7) World Trade Center 8) Atonement 9) Rescue Dawn 10) No End in Sight 11)) United 93 —Angela Matano WWW.TAKEPART.COM WWW.SONYCLASSICS.COM READ THE BOOK FROM STARTS FRIDAY, APRIL 25 IN NEW YORK & FRIDAY, MAY 2 IN LOS ANGELES! COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU! VIEW THE TRAILER AT WWW.STANDARDOPERATINGPROCEDUREMOVIE.COM 10 | Campus Circle [APRIL 30 - MAY 6 ’08] music cd reviews MAKING THE GRADE: A EXCEPTIONAL B WORTHWH I LE | C MEDIOCRE D SAVE YOUR MONEY F WILL BE ON HELL’S JUKEBOX music 101 | artist feature FOREVER THE SICKEST KIDS Infectious in a Good Way B Y B R I E N O V E R LY Secret Rooms (Filter) This L.A. foursome calls their music “melodramatic popular song,” and they have the melodramatic part right, even if they need to work on the popular a bit. The band seems to be infatuated with U2, the Killers and the Cure, and they channel those groups’ easily identified sounds for much of Secret Rooms. Just when the mimicry starts to wear thin, Gran Ronde pulls a rabbit out of their hat with “Gold.” The song departs from the pop-shimmer formula by slowing down the tempo to the pace of a Neil Young dirge, the languid beat taking on an eerie aura, thanks to the liberal use of Theremin (or perhaps a very Theremin-sounding keyboard.) The song is well-written and played, but it is unfortunately the only tune here that really offers anything unique. Grade: B —Kevin Wierzbicki Secret Rooms is currently available. New Found Glory Hits (Geffen) These guys have racked-up nearly three million units in sales, so don’t snicker that this collection of favorites is called Hits. Ten of the 12 inclusions can be found on past albums, and the songs are pretty much stacked in chronological order; so you can relive the band’s rise to fame beginning with the buoyant emo of “Hit or Miss (Waited Too Long),” from their self-titled major label debut in 2000, right through to “Hold My Hand,” from 2006’s Coming Home. Two previously hard-to-find cuts frame the oldies, and they prove to be goodies worth waiting for. The album starts writing as a band, we felt we had to be writing on our own, either acoustic or on our computers,” says keyboardist Kent Garrison. “The pressure was good for us, it got our creative minds thinking when we were practicing. Of course we’d like more time to write music, but it really brought the songs out of us, and we can’t wait for kids to hear it.” With a self-assuredness in who they are that belies both their ages and the short amount of time they’ve been together as a band, Garrison and his band mates – bassist Austin Bello, drummer Kyle Burns, vocalist Jonathan Cook and guitarists Marc Stewart and Caleb Turman – pride themselves on their stylistic diversity. “We have some songs that are more techno’d out, we have an acoustic track, we have some straight up rock songs, we have a ballad and some other stuff,” says Garrison. “We really tried to get into every type of song we could on this record and show what we’re all about.” Balancing that confidence is also an awareness among the band members that not everyone is going to music dvd review ANI DIFRANCO Live at Babeville (Righteous Babe) More than just your average concert, this performance takes place in Buffalo, N.Y. at a 135-year-old church that DiFranco not only saved from demolition, but spent a decade turning into an awe-inspiring music venue and home base for her indie record label, Righteous Babe. As her band warms up the stage, DiFranco says to a member in the audience, “You named your son after me? I’ll try not to fuck it up and make you regret that in any way.” with a highly polished melodic rocker called “Situations” that, until now, was only available for one month as a streaming cut on the Warped Tour Web site. The compilation closes out with “Constant Static,” a speedy dressing-down of a lover who complains all the time, that was previously released only as a bonus Playing songs from her mutitude of albums, she chats, charms and entertains a sold-out house of adoring, predominately female fans. In the first half of the concert she breaks a guitar string almost every song, giving her acoustic playing a bit of an awkward twang. But when the strings warm to her fingers she becomes electric, mixing bluesy politics with deep lyrical insight into the female psyche. Her crowd-rousing song “Not a Pretty Girl” sheds light on perhaps the often annoying way in which men seek to be the hero in a relationship, relegating their female counterparts to mere damsels in track on a Japanese collection. Grade: B —Kevin Wierzbicki Hits is currently available. Moe Pope and Headnodic Moe Pope and Headnodic Are Megaphone be showering their band with praise. “That was something our label brought up to us, that since we are a brand new band we are going to get some hate, so they had us go on the road and grind,” says Burns. “They threw us in a van and made us tour for the entire summer with hardly any money. We thought major label bands have tour buses and all this stuff, but they’re making us go out there and work for it.” Echoing these sentiments, Garrison adds, “We had never been on the road before as a band, then we toured all summer by ourselves and it really helped us grow. If we didn’t do some of the things we did last summer, we wouldn’t have written some of the songs we wrote and wouldn’t have the record we have right now so it definitely worked out for the best.” Luckily, the band has a full support team behind them to help maintain balance and keep them grounded amidst the ever-increasing chaos being a member now entails. “How I was brought up definitely keeps me sane on the road,” says Garrison. “We all come from great homes, we have great support and they’re always talking to us, saying ‘don’t forget who you are and who you were brought up to be.’” As such, Garrison and his band aren’t taking anything for granted nor are they about to get egos over their quickly growing fan base. “Any opportunity we get, we try to stay out after the shows and talk to all the kids. We want to be best friends with everyone at a show and hopefully, they see us like that, too,” he says. With that appreciation for both where they’ve been and the people who will get them to where they’re going, along with the work ethic to maintain their longevity, these guys just may prove that even in this modern scene of fleeting one-hit artists, some things can last forever. Underdog Alma Mater is currently available. Forever the Sickest Kids will perform at Warped Tour June 20 in Pomona and Aug. 17 in Carson. For more information, visit www.foreverthesickestkids.com. distress or helpless cats in trees. “I am not a pretty girl,” DiFranco tells us. “That is not what I do. I ain’t no damsel in distress, and I don’t need to be rescued.” Like the best of DiFranco’s music, the song then stretches beyond male/female politics to politics in general: “I am not an angry girl, but it seems like I’ve got everyone fooled. Every time I say something they find hard to hear, they chalk it up to my anger and never to their own fear.” Grade: B+ —Bourbon With Brendan Ani DiFranco: Live at Babeville is currently available. (R.n.l.g.) Megaphone restored my faith in hip-hop. It’s not everyday mainstream radio stations play feel-good hip-hop like this. MCs Moe Pope (Project Movement) and Headnodic (Crown City CONTINUED ON PAGE 13 « Gran Ronde THE HALLS OF ROCK PAST AND present are lined with portraits of bands that made it big by accident, the vast majority of which we as a society will look back on in five years (or less) and cringe at our own bad taste. For the powerpop rockers of Forever the Sickest Kids, however, the online faux pas that catalyzed their popularity may be one that benefits the modern rock scene and its constituent listeners. And for once, it’s something that doesn’t involve x-rated pictures taken on a Sidekick. The story goes that after an accidental purchasing of featured ad space on PureVolume, the Dallas natives were under the gun to record a song, because until then … they didn’t have anything to feature. Three days later, “Hey Brittany” was offered up to the Web-surfing public, and the fan support started pouring in, followed quickly by label attention. After signing to Universal, the band continued its condensed work schedule to write and record their debut album, Underdog Alma Mater. “It was really a time crunch. Whenever we weren’t in the jam room (l to r) Kyle Burns, Kent Garrison, Jonathan Cook, Caleb Turman, Marc Stewart and Austin Bello are Forever the Sickest Kids. [APRIL 30 - MAY 6 ’08] B Y D I TA D I M O N É music THE MEZZANINE OWLS L.A. outfit is the answer to the ’90s British invasion. MEZZANINE OWLS WEREN’T formed in the United Kingdom, but they’ve accomplished making a sound that rivals the best acts of the UK’s shoe-gaze and post punk eras. Jack Burnside, Dan Horne, Pauline Mu and Jonathan Zeitlin make up the quartet that makes you want to turn off the lights and dance in the dark while getting your heart ripped out, then placed back in with a warm and fuzzy coating. Yeah, it’s like that. The Owls excel in crafting robust and memorable melodies, with soaring choruses and a bittersweet sensibility about life and human emotions. Burnside and Zeitlin are the primary songwriters of the outfit that’s permeating Los Angeles’ music scene like a hot bullet shot out of a glock with a silencer. “We both have a common thread of not having a deliberate handle on what the songs are about; we do that so people can explore them and draw their own conclusions. [The songs] start somewhere and evolve from there. I don’t think any song is about one specific emotion,” says Zeitlin. “It starts with a piece or a phrase or a word, a chord progression, a punctuation, a question mark, a clause,” continues Burnside until Zeitlin joins in. “It starts with a colon or a semicolon.” Don’t let the moodiness of the CD fool you; offstage, the pair can easily headline the Comedy Store in Hollywood. “It’s really about beginning with something and allowing the process to work itself out and find its own meaning,” says Zeitlin. The, as of yet, unsigned L.A. band recently released its self-titled sophomore CD under Jaxart Records. The four-track CD LP is a dreamy concoction of shatteringly loud, droning neo-psychedelia with a moody, mysterious kind of ambience. Burnside’s vocals are buoyant one minute and cavernous the next. The songs build and flow as if they were actual living beings. The only thing wrong with this CD is that there aren’t more tracks! “Drift”is a beautiful track that sounds like Placebo crashed head on with frequency | essential concerts | B Y Pavement. On the other hand, “Temporary Health” is a temperamental song that fluctuates from loud and bleary guitars to jangly and almost ballad-y arrangements. “Ghost Ship” is reminiscent of Joy Division if they were into ’50s doo-wop, while in “Snow Globe,” Burnside manages to make losing your mind sound romantic. The new work follows their debut EP, Slingshot Echoes (2006), that sounds like running though an enchanted forest where the darkest, most exciting and heartfelt fairytales are formed. For that work, the band enlisted the help of friend and music guru Andy Lemaster (Now It’s Overhead, Bright Eyes, Azure Ray). Made in Lemaster’s studio in Athens, Ga., the CD exposed Burnside’s robust yet melancholic crooning, as well as the ethereal orchestration of fuzzed out guitars layered with reverb effects. Like their previous work, Mezzanine Owls is a stunning piece of work that leaves you to wonder: Why doesn’t everyone know about them? B R I E N O V E R LY May 1 @ Canyon Club It’s been a little while since Tim Pagnotta and company have been out and about, and for as much as I’ve semi-playfully prodded at them in past writings, I’m pretty sure that deep down I really do love them as an integral part of my youth. It feels like just yesterday I was blasting the tracks of Start Static at weekend parties in high school, when pop punk was pop punk – before it was a fashion statement made via MySpace pages. Andrew Eccles Sugarcult Stagecoach Festival May 2-4 @ Empire Polo Field I’ll admit I’m not the most knowledgeable column writer when it comes to the area of country music. It’s … not exactly an emo boy’s forte, as one might expect. Slightly more predictably, however, I have an unabashed love for one Carrie Underwood. I mean, she’s practically Southern-fried girlemo … with less self-deprecation … and bigger hair. What? Well, anyway, if driving out to Indio last weekend to hang with elitist hipsters didn’t fill your quota like Timbaland, Q-Tip and Just Blaze. Members of Project Movement, Gift of Gab of Blackalicious and Woodstock from Crown City Rockers make appearances as well. Grade: A —Kantreal Daniels Megaphone is currently available. Duran Duran May 4 @ Nokia Theatre These guys are icons of rock and Pat Todd & the Rankoutsiders Holdin’ Onto Trouble’s Hand (Rankoutsider) Todd is a guitarist and vocalist who dwells primarily in the rock ’n’ roll rave-up realm, and more than half of the 20 cuts presented here fall into that category. Probably half of Mezzanine Owls is currently available in the form of a 7” vinyl release, as well as a digital download. Mezzanine Owls will perform every Monday night in May at Spaceland. For more information, visit www.mezzanineowls.com. pop, having been in the game for 30 years now and influencing some of the top rock, pop and synth acts of today. If there’s one thing the foursome knows how to do, it’s to go big (even despite the absence of Warren Cuccurullo, cue rim shot), and with a full catalogue of hit singles and fan favorites to pick from, the Birmingham natives would have to actively try to be anything less than awesome. Alicia Keys May 5 @ Staples Center Country may not be my thing, but I’ll surely be the first to say that there are precious few artists, be they rock bands or otherwise, who can pry into the innermost depths of your soul like my girl Alicia. Granted, her first album is her best, but Keys has certainly not lost her edge when it comes to pouring her heart into every note she lets loose. those songs should have been left off the album as they tend to all sound alike after awhile; a similar fate has befallen many (shorter) George Thorogood albums. Todd is at his most interesting when he tones it down a bit, like CONTINUED « Rockers) manage to make a hip-hop CD without reiterating how many kilos they’re pushin’ or hoes they have. Instead, they step their game up by delivering ingenious heart-felt rhyming coupled with undeniably innovative beats. Moe Pope and Headnodic give shout-outs to hip-hop predecessors Carrie Underwood: Southern-fried girl-emo … with less self-deprecation … and bigger hair. of unshowered genre clichés, spending this weekend with California’s country-folk and whoever else would fly out for a Judds reunion should do the trick. The three-day festival’s lineup also sees none other than rock icons the Eagles headlining, along with the unaging Mike Ness of Social Distortion, Shooter Jennings, popprincess-turned-artist-with-cred Michelle Branch and barely legal singer-songwriter phenom Taylor Swift. Contrary to earlier statements saying otherwise, maybe I can give up the whole dark and gloomy rock thing for one weekend after all. Why do they still have day jobs? Rest assured there will be more to come from the Owls; they’re in it for the long haul. “I think if you love something, you should keep doing it. If you really enjoy something, like we really enjoy making music then you just keep making it. There are periods where it comes quickly and easily, and there are periods where it’s like trying to get blood from a stone,” explains the singer. “The most difficult part is trying to make music that you feel is representative of your experiences while matching it up with stuff that you enjoy. It’s hard to make sure you come up with something new as opposed to just improving on other things.” when he channels a hillbilly Elvis Costello for “King of Drugs.” With the ability to sound a little on the deranged side, Todd sings some of these tunes, “Wrong Turn” in particular, like an edgy John Hiatt. And of course when you’re dealing with Chuck Berryinspired boogie you’re bound to find something that sounds like early Stones, and that’s here in the form of “Long Love Letter” and “The December 12th Blues.” Grade: C —Kevin Wierzbicki Holdin’ Onto Trouble’s Hand is currently available. The Sword Gods of the Earth (Kemado) In the mid-1980s, bands like Saint Vitus and Trouble listened to a lot of early Black Sabbath and decided to put “heavy” back into “heavy metal” by turning up the overdrive, emphasizing lowend tonality and slowing the songs down. Other bands gravitated toward this sound, and, in time, the subgenre of “stoner doom metal” was born. Austin, Texas’ the Sword formed in 2003, inspired by some of the “stoner” bands. Yet as this band reveals on Gods of the Earth, its new album, it cannot be easily classified in any ready-made metal category. Calling this music “stoner doom” underestimates the work ethic that must have gone into its creation, because this is highenergy rock. Songs like “The FrostGiant’s Daughter” sound like four or five of Iron Maiden’s best riffs stitched seamlessly together into one song. Lyrically, the Sword focuses on melancholic themes of mythic war and Nordic-style demigods, which can be quite daunting. Yet as epic as the songs are, in three to four minute blasts they never overstay their welcome. The highpoint of the album is “To Take the Black,” which stampedes through rolling drum breaks and even acousticguitar flourishes. All the while, singer-guitarist J.D. 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Too bad they had such an early set time, though. Skeet Skeet killed the outdoor dance patio with his signature mash-ups that always carry a surprisingly guilty pleasure. Still, Crystal Castles drunkenly owned the night, as vocalist Alice Glass hopped around the main stage in a spastic tantrum that was probably set off by the bright, blinding strobe lights that could give any healthy person a seizure. —John Ochoa JAY-Z/MARY J. BLIGE April 16 @ Hollywood Bowl I cried at least five times tonight. The first was when Mary sang, belted, screamed and cried (yeah … she, too) out the lyrics to “No More Drama.” Mary looked so beautiful as she strutted around the stage, breaking into her cute, trademark Mary-jigs. As she ran through her hits we saw the evolution of an artist and a woman. She spoke directly to the ladies when she assured them they were worth all the money their men spend on them – a lesson that was hard for Blige to learn herself. As Blige’s set came to an exhilarating end, a film clip went up on the big screen of Blige and Jay-Z sitting side by side, explaining why each is so awesome. Jay-Z extolled Blige’s maturation as an artist and big upped her as a round-the-way girl the guys could really talk to in the hood, while Blige boasted about Jay- Brendan Turril UPCOMING IN-STORES at AMOEBA! April 11 @ El Rey Robyn Hitchcock and Nick Lowe: wry, intelligent white-haired Englishmen, consummate showmen, spellbinding songwriters about the mysteries of human behavior. Hitchcock opened the all-acoustic evening with odes to metamorphosis (“Balloon Man,” “Trilobite,” “Olé! Tarantula”) and folktales about phantasmagoric kingdoms (“Ghost Ship,” “Idonia”). Equally entertaining was his fantastical banter about tar pits, ocelots and meerkats, consciousness and consumerism, and an old Los Angeles where Irving Thalberg was a dentist, Louis B. Mayer an osteopath. Lowe investigated tribulations of the heart with songs ranging from his recently reissued Jesus of Cool and Labour of Lust to The Convincer and his new At My Age. “Cruel to Be Kind” had a tangerine-haired girl swaying gleefully beside me; “(What’s So Funny ‘Bout) Peace, Love, and Understanding” had the congregation reverently singing along. Hitchcock joined Lowe to perform Johnny Kidd & the Pirates’ “Hungry for Love,” the Beatles’ “If I Fell” and Buddy Holly’s “Peggy Sue.” This marvelous show offered abundant lessons on love, time, mortality and humanity. —Anthony Miller They dove enthusiastically into the set, banging their longhaired heads forward and back under the blazing spotlights while gripping their precious guitars for sweet visceral escape. The boys put on a good show, jumping up on the amps and speakers, then leaping simultaneously into the air and getting a classic scissor kick in before landing back on stage. In mid set, Bruno looked out at the crowd and said, “Happy tax day, everyone,” then upon brief reflection added honestly, “I don’t even know what that means.” —Bourbon With Brendan DRIVE A April 15 @ KeyClub For the scant 15 years of life Youngster Bruno Mascolo of Drive A doesn’t even know what filing taxes means. experience most of the members of Drive A have under their Z’s Brooklyn swagger, stating, “He’s the truth.” metal-studded belts, these kids have a decent And then, out came Jigga and his BK grasp on what it means to play rock ’n’ roll. swagger. Every Hov song is a classic. It’s as if he “Are you guys fucking ready?” lead singer took Brooklyn hip-hop and made it a Bruno Mascolo asked the club as the band household name. Over the next hour-plus, I converged together on stage. AMOEBA BESTSELLERS 6400 SUNSET BLVD. (323) 245-6400 1) Mariah Carey — E=MC2 2) M83 — Saturdays=Youth 3) The Raconteurs — Consolers of the Lonely 4) Black Keys — Attack & Release 5) Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds — Dig!!! Lazarus Dig!!! 6) Radiohead — In Rainbows 7) Gnarls Barkley — Odd Couple 8) She & Him — Volume One 9) The Breeders — Mountain Battles 10) MGMT — Oracular Spectacular 11) R.E.M. — Accelerate 12) Cut Copy — In Ghost Colours 13) Nine Inch Nails — Ghosts I-IV 14) Vampire Weekend — Self-Titled 15) The Kooks — Konk (Limited Edition) 16) Crystal Castles — Self-Titled 17) Leona Lewis — Spirit 18) Sun Kill Moon — April 19) Dodos — Visiter 20) Air — Moon Safari 10th Anniversary cried upon hearing “Big Pimpin,’” “Jigga What” and so many more. The only surprise guest was, of course, Memphis Bleek and a picture of Barack Obama on the big screen that followed an image of Bush that the crowd flipped off. The finalé was pure heaven as Blige and Jay-Z came out together for two encores, including “Heart of the City” (the name of their current tour) complete with fireworks and one last tearshedding. —Jessica Koslow ARLO GUTHRIE April 17 @ Royce Hall, UCLA The name of Arlo Guthrie’s current tour, Solo Reunion Tour – Together at Last, encapsulated the wit and biting humor of the legendary folk singer-songwriter, as he appeared for the first time since 1965 completely alone on stage with his guitars and harmonica. As one of the funniest storytellers I’ve witnessed, his show was more than just a typical concert, complete with humorous anecdotes and hysterical, yet poignant, lyrics. The audience shed tears from laughter by the second song of Guthrie’s set, “In the Shade of the Old Apple Tree.” The evening of talking blues continued with tales of drug smuggling (“Coming into Los Angeles”) and motorcycle riding (“The Motorcycle Song”), as well as instrumentals (a ragtime piano piece and a guitar song influenced by Guthrie’s time in Hawaii filming the “Byrds of Paradise” TV series). Some of the most touching moments were when he shared memories of his late father, musician and writer Woody Guthrie. And as he belted out “The City of New Orleans,”“This Land is Your Land” and the nearly 20-minutelong Vietnam War draft protest song, “Alice’s Restaurant,” it was plain to everyone in the auditorium that the sentiments conveyed in many of Arlo Guthrie’s words ring as true today as they did in the late-’60s. —Yuri Shimoda [APRIL 30 - MAY 6 ’08] music report | BY KEVIN WIERZBICKI Campus Circle | 13 AMOEBA TOP 10 music Independent Local Artist Releases 6400 SUNSET BLVD. (323) 245-6400 Get a Lyfe! Soul singer Lyfe Jennings already owns a platinum record award that he collected for his debut album, Lyfe 268192, and now he hopes to earn another one with the release of Lyfe Change, his third release overall. Jennings says that Lyfe Change is a personal testimony, and that the idea is to encourage people to make a positive change in their lives and the lives of others. “I’m a musician; I’m not in a box,” says Jennings.“That’s what I hate about categories: people put you into one and dare you to come out! I’m just trying to do something meaningful and classic, something that can be remade in 20 years.” One of the new songs deals with a subject where urgent change is needed: “It’s Real” draws attention to the HIV/AIDS epidemic. Guesting on Lyfe Change are Snoop Dogg, T.I. and Wyclef Jean. The album has just hit the streets this week. Happy Birthday, Sub Pop Feel like a road trip to Seattle? Sub Pop Records is celebrating their 20th anniversary this summer, and they’re planning a few days of fun to celebrate. Dubbed the SP20 Festival, the celebration will include concerts in Marymoor Park on July 12 and 13 and a comedy show at the Moore Theatre on July 11. A partial line-up for the concerts includes Superfuzz Bigmuff May 22. The Sub Pop Singles Club will also launch a limited run commemorative series. Tickets for the comedy show are on sale at subpop.com, while one or twoday passes for the concerts have to be purchased through Ticketmaster. Phil Knott Gesundheit! OK, really this is nothing to sneeze at. The members of Achozen have been casually jamming together for a while, but now they’ve gotten serious and laid out some plans. Shavo Odadjian (System of a Down), the RZA (Wu-Tang Clan), Kinetic 9 (Killarmy) and newcomer the Reverend William Burke have just finished recording the Achozen selftitled debut that’ll be released this summer on Odadjian’s digital label, urSession. Odadjian says the new music is not rap-metal but “heavy hip-hop” that focuses on lyrics that he calls “some of the most innovative, poetic and righteous words and vocals that I’ve ever heard.” Guesting on the album are George Clinton (Parliament/Funkadelic), John Frusciante (Red Hot Chili Peppers), Killah Priest and GZA (Wu-Tang Clan), MC Sick Jacken and Angolan rapper Leggezin Fin. While you’re waiting for tour and album release dates you can enjoy the track “Deuces” that is now available at urSession.com. Katy Perry – One of the Boys No one could ever mistake Katy Perry for a man; the sassy L.A.-based singer calls her debut album One of the Boys because it features lots of songs about neurotic boyfriends. “I think people can appreciate a songwriter who shows different sides and this album has many different colors,” Perry says. Lots of big-time producers like Max Martin, Dave Stewart and Butch Walker helped polish One of the Boys, causing Perry to quip, “I feel like the luckiest bitch in town right now.” The album drops June 17, but in the meantime you can hear a few tunes at katyperry.com or at iTunes. Michael Elins Achozen 1) Jack Bond — Dali in New York 2) Patti Smith & Lenny Kaye — Feb. 10 1971 3) Devil Doll — Queen of Pain 4) The Younghearts — Hey Love 5) Eric Roberson — Left 6) Omar Rodriguez — Omar Rodriguez 7) Slackers — Boss Harmony Sessions 8) AM — Side by Side 9) Ray Ricky Rivera — Neighborhood Fame 10) Jay Green — Half Life “The luckiest bitch in town,” Katy Perry Mudhoney, Low, Kinski, No Age, Pissed Jeans, Wolf Parade, Seaweed, Iron & Wine, Flight of the Conchords and the Helio Sequence. Patton Oswalt, Todd Barry and Eugene Mirman will appear at the comedy show. Sub Pop is considered to be one of the most important indie labels ever, and they most famously brought Nirvana into the spotlight with the release of the Bleach album. Some of the label’s significant titles will see rerelease in conjunction with the anniversary, starting with Mudhoney’s Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul and Pharcyde Rock the Bells Titan hip-hop festival Rock the Bells held an exclusive press conference on April 22 to announce this year’s bill. Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul and all the original members of the Pharcyde were just a few of the headlining acts on hand for the announcement. Other acts include Mos Def, Nas, Rakim, Method Man and Redman. Rock the Bells ’08 will hit Los Angeles Aug. 9. —Ryan McWhorter Ne-Yo will serenade Staples Center. NE-YO The Gentleman is “Irreplaceable.” NOT ONLY DOES HE CROON THE HITS – “So Sick,” “Make Me Better” – from his No. 1 debut, In My Own Words, and Platinum-selling sophomore CD, Because of You, but he has penned some of today’s most memorable R&B smashes: Beyoncé’s “Irreplaceable,” Mario’s “Let Me Love You” and Rihanna’s “Unfaithful,” to name just a few. While the smooth operator may hang his hat in ATL, he loves performing ’round the world, especially as the opening act for Alicia Keys. Here’s the 411 on the half Chinese-American soul man, including some of his favorite L.A. spots. Restaurant: P.F. Chang’s (121 N. La Cienega Blvd., Los Angeles) cd reviews « CONTINUED FROM PAGE 11 Various Artists Miles from India (Four Quarters Ent.) This album is a tribute to the late jazz great Miles Davis, who first experimented with Indian music by using sitar and tabla drums on his 1972 release, On the Corner. Put together by a passel of Indian musicians and a group of Davis band alumni that includes bassist Ron Carter, pianist Chick Corea, drummer Jimmy Cobb and guitarist Pete Cosey, Miles from India vastly expands on those explorations. On some songs the results are stunning. “Blue On Green” begins with wordless vocals sung by Shankar Mahadevan but they give way to a guitar jam that leads into a trumpet and violin frenzy and eventually all of the sounds combine to finish the song. “Great Expectations” moves along to a spy vs. spy beat with trumpet and sitar overlays but it also includes a brief, Neighborhood: No favorite neighborhood. I’m a rolling stone. Any place can be made to feel like home. Music venue: Gimme a stage and a few willing listeners, and I’m good! Hotel: The W (930 Hilgard Ave., Los Angeles) Favorite thing about Los Angeles: The women and the weather! What can fans expect from a Ne-Yo show? Expect a taste of every emotion: happiness, sadness, sensuality … from laughter to tears, it’s all here. Not to mention just GOOD MUSIC! very quiet piano interlude. Much of this project is done in a fusion style that recalls the early work CONTINUED ON PAGE 17 « avoids the ubiquitous “cookie monster voice” of so much latter-day metal, opting for something more reminiscent of Rob Tyner of the MC5. Grade: A —Damon Huss Gods of the Earth is currently available. Places to shop: Gucci (347 N. Rodeo Dr., Beverly Hills) and Beverly Center (8500 Beverly Blvd., Los Angeles) Year of the Gentleman will be available June 24. Ne-Yo will perform May 5 at Staples Center with Alicia Keys. For more information, visit www.neyoworld.com. 14 | Campus Circle inner circle [APRIL 30 - MAY 6 ’08] caught on campus | P H O T O S & TEXT BY ELSY BENITEZ STOP DEPORTATION RALLY While yelling chants of “Hey, hey, ho, ho, hell no we won’t go!” a diverse group marched from the top of the famous Janss Steps on the UCLA campus, where notable figures such as Martin Luther King, Jr. and John F. Kennedy have held rallies, to Meyerhoff Park. These students were protesting an agreement between the United States and Vietnam, known as the April 23 @ UCLA Memorandum of Understanding, that allows for the repatriation of some Vietnamese citizens arriving in the U.S. on or after July 12, 1995. This agreement affects about 1,500 Vietnamese individuals. After the march, a group of students gathered to hear fellow students speak out against this agreement. You are invited to the ROMANTIC COMEDY EVENT of the summer CAMP DARFUR April 14-17 @ McCarthy Quad, USC PHOTOS BY CONNIE SHAO “‘Fight On for Darfur’ is a campus-wide student movement meant to unite the students, staff, faculty and surrounding community of USC through increasing awareness and promotion of activism against the inhumane genocide occurring in Darfur.” —www.fightonfordarfur.com STARTS FRIDAY, MAY 2 WEST LOS ANGELES The Landmark At Pico & Westwood Blvd. 310/281-8233 Free Parking HOLLYWOOD ArcLight Hollywood At Sunset & Vine 323/464-4226 4 Hours Validated Parking - $2 L.A./BEVERLY HILLS Pacific’s The Grove Stadium 14 • 323/692-0829 #209 4 Hours On-Site Validated Parking Only $2.00 WESTWOOD Mann Bruin 310/248-MANN #051 SANTA MONICA Mann Criterion 6 • 310/248-MANN #019 SHERMAN OAKS Arclight Sherman Oaks At The Galleria 818/501-0753 $3.00 Parking After 6:00 PM in Privilege Parking Lots $1.00 Refund with Paid Admission UNIVERSAL CITY CityWalk Stadium 19 with IMAX® 800/FANDANGO #707 Movie Parking Rebate $5 General Parking Rebate at Box Office with Movie Ticket Purchase (Excludes Preferred & Valet) 4 Hours Validated Parking–Free WEST LOS ANGELES The Bridge Cinema De Lux 310/568-3375 AND AT A THEATER NEAR YOU [APRIL 30 - MAY 6 ’08] fashion 101 | T E X T & PHOTOS BY EMMANUELLE LEE Campus Circle | 15 inner circle SUMMER TAKES SHAPE As summer draws near, it’s time to spread our wings and stretch our imaginations to new lengths and heights with different shapes, colors, sizes and … sunglasses. All sunglasses by A.J. Morgan (www.ajmorganeyewear.com). For more information, e-mail [email protected]. Sasha wears a dress by Empress. Connect the dots: Corrie wears a dress by H&M. There’s a world outside: Amanda wears a Punch & Judy top with a LeCross skirt and Vintage Antiger bag. Window to the soul: Jen wears a Unyx hooded top. Fit to be square: Sasha wears a dress by Lush. Stretch it to the limit: Nina wears a vintage Esprit skirt with Cobalt jewelry and scarf. Between the lines: Laci wears an H&M dress with a Sushi Co. necklace. Floral freedom: Nina wears a floral top by 7th Heaven and an American Apparel headband. 16 | Campus Circle [APRIL 30 - MAY 6 ’08] CAMPUS CIRCLE READERS USE THIS COUPON TO GET: Any LARGE PIZZA at the MEDIUM price! OFFER GOOD • BURBANK – 4006 W. Riverside Dr. 818-843-8550 AT THESE • CULVER CITY – 5770 Rodeo Rd. 323-296-1543 8 LOCATIONS: • GLENDALE – 309 N. Brand Blvd. 818-247-1946 • HOLLYWOOD – 1618 N. Highland Ave. 323-467-5791 • KOREATOWN – 3432 Wilshire Blvd. 213-386-6884 • MAR VISTA – 3519 S. Centinela Ave. 310-398-0180 music spin cycle | l.a. dj culture FRIDAY, MAY 2 DJ Spinna @ Echoplex 1154 Glendale Blvd., Echo Park 21+/9 p.m./$11 adv./$15 day of show Prince vs. Michael Jackson – who can choose? Luckily, tonight you don’t have to, as DJ Spinna lays down a special fourhour set of nothing but Prince, Michael Jackson and their extended family – including Janet, Jermaine, Sheila E., Vanity, the Time and maybe even Apollonia. Opening set from DJ Jeremy Sole. • WILSHIRE/HIGHLAND – 5044 Wilshire Blvd. 323-939-7661 • USC – 2510 S. Figueroa St. 213-745-5566 WEDNESDAY, APRIL 30 The Grasshopper @ Little Temple 4519 Santa Monica Blvd., Silverlake; myspace.com/grasshopperwednesdays 21+/9 p.m./$5 This monthly party, hosted by Aceyalone, presents its “I Love L.A.” edition. Special guest DJs Val the Vandle and Trek Life join DJ Tommy Blak beatmakers Dibiase, N/A and Aspect One for hip-hop, dancehall, R&B, soul and funk. Sport your L.A./Los Angeles-themed apparel and get in for free before 11 p.m. Must present coupon when ordering. Only one coupon per order, per customer. SATURDAY, MAY 3 Funky Sole @ Jimmy’s Lounge 6202 Santa Monica Blvd., Hollywood; myspace.com/funkysole 21+/9 p.m./FREE For the finest in funk and soul, look no further than this Hollywood staple, where it’s all about the dancing. Resident DJs Music Man Miles, Egon, DJ Clifton and an impressive array of special guests keep the funk alive every week. SUNDAY, MAY 4 Banana Split Sundaes @ LAX 1715 N. Las Palmas, Hollywood 21+/10 p.m./free, RSVP: bpmmagazine.net/bananasplit If you feel like hitting the Hollywood scene hard and destroying your week by going out tonight, this is definitely the place. Resident DJs Steve Aoki, DJ AM (when he’s around), Mike B and special guests hold down the dance floor with indie rock, electro and anything else that’ll make you move. Early arrival strongly recommended – unless you derive pleasure from standing in a really long line. —Sandra Fernando staff pick Stiff Little Fingers May 2 @ House of Blues Sunset Strip Since their inception more than 30 years ago, Stiff Little Fingers have expectedly undergone a number of lineup changes, most recently bringing back in Ali McMordie, their second bass player, to replace Bruce Foxton, who’d replaced McMordie until returning to the Jam (rather, a slight variation thereof). A less puzzling evolution on SLF terms is their sound – one of the most relevant bands in both Irish and punk rock history, the group’s Inflammable Material holds up as one of the roughest, most politically forward records ever made. Today, they’re a bit saggier, and their last studio effort in 2003 wasn’t quite as gripping. Frontman Jake Burns now sings with less of a burning growl – perhaps why he focused on an easy solo release of Irish drinking songs last year. But for all they’ve lost over the years, SLF still make smarter punk than anyone around. —China Bialos [APRIL 30 - MAY 6 ’08] gift guide | B Y LAUREN ROSENBLUM HELPFUL HINTS FOR MOTHER’S DAY GIFTS From flowers to photos, Flips to trips, show mom she’s No. 1. Still haven’t found the right gift for your mom? Don’t worry, this Mother’s Day gift guide will help you out. By the way, Mother’s Day is May 11! FAMILY PHOTO/VIDEO view of the mountains and spa services? The Horizon Hotel (1050 East Palm Canyon Drive, Let mom take pride in her finest Palm Springs; www.thehorizonhotel.com) is accomplishment – her family – with a special offering a “Mother’s Day” package deal: two-night keepsake that will help celebrate her maternity. stay (May 9-11), 60-minute in-room massage and Get your siblings to pitch in and help you hire a flowers and Gloria Ferrer Champagne upon her professional photographer like True Blue arrival. Luxuriate by the pool, Photography to take a true family jacuzzi and poolside bar of this portrait this year. gorgeous mid-century modern Be sure to coordinate your hotel, then rinse off in the glassclothing so no one will become encased shower in your room as the focus of the photo and scout a you gaze at the stars. location in advance, taking into account the possible weather conditions. True Blue PhotoSTATIONERY graphy is based in Southern For the busy mom who’s always California, available anywhere. making lists and trying to keep For more information, call (562) things organized, give her a 299-2506 or visit www.truebluepersonal gift that she can use Flip Video Ultra camcorder photography.com. everyday. Personalized notepads Or present mom with a Pure or stationary make perfect gifts. Visit Digital Flip camcorder (www.theflip.com). This www.stationarystudio.com to check out all of the video recorder is so compact it fits easily into a thoughtful Mother’s Day gifts they have to offer. pocket or purse, and the oh-so valuable footage If you don’t have enough time to order can be instantly downloaded to the computer and online, you can always pick up something special e-mailed around or uploaded to YouTube. There at Soolip Paperie & Press. Soolip Paperie & Press are four colors to choose from – black, white, is located at 8646 Melrose Ave., West Hollywood. orange and pink – for well under $200. For more information, call (310) 360-0545 or visit www.soolip.com/intro.aspx. FLOWERS Are you looking for a truly original gift idea for mom this year? Take a classic gift of flowers and kick it up a notch. Cigar Box Blooms combines vintage cigar boxes with beautiful, fresh flowers to create a truly unique flower creation. All of the flowers are cut fresh and can last up to three weeks, but once the flowers die, mom can reuse the one-of-a-kind cigar box or keep the flowers in them and display a beautiful dried bouquet. Contact Cigar Box Blooms with any questions or orders at (310) 314-3576. Also, check out their Facebook group online to look at photos of the various arrangements. SWEETS Was mom always telling you eat your fruits and veggies? If so, now you can give her a taste of her own medicine! Edible Arrangements specializes in creating delicious fruit designs filled with fresh strawberries, pineapple, grapes, oranges, cantaloupe, honeydew, bananas and pears. Arrangements are guaranteed fresh and are available in a variety of styles and sizes. I recommend the Sweetheart Bouquet: chocolate covered strawberries that are sure to show mom how sweet she is. Edible Arrangements has locations all over L.A. Poolside Bar at Horizon Hotel For more information, call (877) 363-7848 or visit SPA/ESCAPES www.ediblearrangements.com. Mother’s Day often means breakfast in bed – Or maybe you want to send her into sugar complete with undercooked pancakes, sloshing shock – just for this one day, at least. Send her a syrup and rock-hard toast. Despite the box of chocolates from Valerie Confections undeniable appeal of annual indigestion, every (www.valerieconfections.com). mom secretly yearns for something a tad more Not only are they decadent and delicious but self-indulgent. the presentation is delicate and divine. And who Spoil mom with a handheld massager this could resist Salt and Pepper Truffles or Almond year. Sharper Image sells a variety of massage Fleur de Sel Toffee? products that will help her relax with a therapeutic massage every day. For more information, call (626) 254-0821. With additional reporting by Jessica Koslow. Or why not whisk her away to a room with a Campus Circle | 17 cd reviews « CONTINUED FROM PAGE 13 of the Mahavishnu Orchestra, no surprise since Mahavishnu guitarist John McLaughlin is on board including as composer of the title song. Grade: A —Kevin Wierzbicki Miles from India is currently available. music actual covers, as the compilation is, for the most part, a bunch of punk kids butchering rap classics. Grade: C—John Ochoa Punk Goes Crunk is currently available. The Wood Brothers Various Artists Punk Goes Crunk (Fearless) Unlike the title promises, the seventh installment of Fearless’ Punk Goes series falls short of anything punk and virtually contains no crunk at all, aside from Set Your Goals’ cover of Lil’ Jon’s “Put Yo Hood Up,” partly sung in a bad impression of Star Wars’ Yoda. Aside from some comical renditions, especially Say Anything’s blasé cover of Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s “Got Your Money,” the compilation hits a few standout tracks, including Skee-Lo’s “I Wish” reworked by the Secret Handshake, Scary Kids Scaring Kids’ somber take on “Notorious Thugs” by the Notorious B.I.G. and Bone Thugs-NHarmony and All Time Low’s surprisingly memorable version of Rihanna’s “Umbrella.” Still, the track listing is much more impressive – with songs from rap legends Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg and others – than the Loaded (Blue Note) Roots-oriented the Wood Brothers share a bond with the Bee Gees, the Kinks and Van Halen: they all feature siblings. Oliver (who performs in blues-based King Johnson) and Chris Wood (Medeski, Martin and Wood) went in musically and geographically separate direcions, but, despite differences, have joined to create an affable, if derivative, mix of rock, blues and folk that will please Ben Harper, Jakob Dylan or John Mayer fans. Loaded is the duo’s sophomore release and has an informal rapport only kin can create. Jimi Hendrix’s “Angel” (arranged in a faux-reggae style) and Bob Dylan’s “Buckets of Rain” (done as a back porch jam) add a sense of familiarity. Grade: C —Doug Simpson Loaded is currently available. If only calculus was this easy. It’s so easy. We bring the container to you. Take your time loading it — it’s the same affordable price for 1 day or 30. Then, we move the container or store it in one of our many clean and secure Storage Centers. Move your belongings to school. Store them between semesters. Move to a new city after graduation. Containers available in 3 sizes: 7 ft., 12 ft. and 16 ft. Call or visit our website to get your quote or book a reservation. 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FpsWAUN2/08 18 | Campus Circle inner circle [APRIL 30 - MAY 6 ’08] sports 2008 NFL DRAFT RESULTS Winners and Losers B Y M AT T H E W K I T C H E N THE LIVES OF 252 YOUNG MEN were changed this weekend, as 32 NFL teams selected players in this year’s draft and many dreams became reality. Jake Long started things off, going to the Miami Dolphins with the first overall pick, and Chris Long followed closely behind to the St. Louis Rams at No. 2. Like most drafts, there were good picks and bad. There were teams grasping at straws, and teams making late round steals; Most teams just fell somewhere in the middle. THREE WINNERS OF THE WEEKEND: Kansas City Chiefs: The Chiefs chose early and often, getting what many assumed was the best player in the draft in LSU’s defensive tackle Glenn Dorsey. They also added cornerbacks Brandon Flowers and Brandon Carr to shore up their holes in the secondary and were lucky enough to have Texas running back Jamaal Charles fall to them in the third round. Dallas Cowboys: Not that they LAKERS VS. NUGGETS Onward and Upward! B Y M AT T H E W K I T C H E N Michael Goulding/Orange County Register/MCT IT AIN’T OVER … BUT IT’S OVER. After the career defining games of Pau Gasol and Kobe Bryant to start the series, game three showed what the Lakers can do with a total team effort. With nearly seven players in double figures and the ball moving well, the Lakers looked almost unbeatable against the hapless team from Denver. Nuggets coach George Karl states that, “Kobe, when he’s making his jumpshot, is somewhat indefensible.” The effort of the Lakers and their strong team play has lead to questions Carmelo Anthony of the Nuggets looks for a basket as Lakers Kobe Bryant and about the Nuggets and their equal Pau Gasol defend on April 26, 2008, desire to win. in Denver. “Yeah. We quit. Everybody. From the coaches to the players, we quit. And I said it,” star Nuggets forward Carmelo Anthony fumes. The Lakers are likely to match up against the New Orleans Hornets – whose star, MVP Candidate Chris Paul, has torched the Dallas Mavericks in their first round series – in the Western Conference Finals. The Hornets might want to avoid getting too chippy with Kobe and the Lakers, as both the stars of the team and the “Bench Mob” – including Jordan Farmar, Luke Walton and Ronny Turiaf – admit to feeding off the energy provided by the anger and emotion of the other team. “I take it as a challenge when there’s a lot of talking going on. It’s fun. I certainly enjoy it, and my teammates enjoy it. It’s something we all feed off of,” says Bryant. For the Nuggets, and stars Anthony and Allen Iverson, it may be time to go back to the drawing board. Even after ending the season with 50 wins, it seems as if Denver is a second tier team that will find it hard to get over the hump and compete well with the top teams in the West. For the Lakers, their first series win of the decade without Shaq might be just what they need to prove they finally belong amongst the top teams in the league. needed much help with a record number of Pro-Bowlers returning from last season, but the Cowboys strengthened their running game and will look to provide a one-two punch with Arkansas running back Felix Jones joining Marion Barber in the backfield. They also addressed their biggest hole at cornerback with Mike Jenkins out of South Florida. Atlanta Falcons: Boston College Quarterback Matt Ryan should do as much off the field to help the image of the troubled Falcons as he’ll do on the field to help solidify the changing role at QB, which saw three different starters for the Falcons last year. Like Kansas City, the Falcons used a great deal of picks to help the numerous holes on both sides of the ball. A good start to a big rebuild for the Falcons. THREE LOSERS OF THE WEEKEND: Jacksonville Jaguars: The Jags traded too much for too little when they moved up to get Derrick Harvey out of Florida, who would have likely been available at their original position 20 spots later. They gave up three late rounders for the eighth overall pick and didn’t address nearly enough needs because of their lack of choices, which is especially unfortunate since they play in the AFC South, considered by many to be the toughest division in football. Cleveland Browns: While the choices they made were good ones, such as UNLV linebacker Beau Bell, the fact that they didn’t have a pick in the first three rounds meant that the talent pool was a bit shallow by the time they had a turn. An excellent off-season in free agency should help turn them into a playoff team this season, but you can’t NOTES FROM THE 2008 DRAFT 21 by the Falcons, OG Chilo Rachal BY SHANE IGOE The first day of the draft, which included the first two rounds, was completed in a mere three hours and 31 minutes, the fastest first day since 1990, and in almost half the time of last year’s six-hour and eight-minute marathon. Return of the Magnificent Seven Seven USC Trojans were selected during first day, with four going in the first 32 picks – the most Trojans selected in the first round since 1968. Most picks will be seeing some familiar faces when they report to their respective teams’ training camps. DT Sedrick Ellis was drafted seventh by the New Orleans Saints where he will be not only be reunited with Reggie Bush but with Ed Orgeron, former Trojan D-line coach. LB Keith Rivers’, selected ninth by the Cincinnati Bengals, first congratulatory call came from none other than former Trojan QB Carson Palmer who warmly welcomed Rivers to the struggling squad. The Seattle Seahawks selected DE Lawrence Jackson with the 28th pick, and “LoJack” will be reunited with defender “Lofa” Tatupu, while CB Terrell Thomas will suit up with former SC standout Steve Smith and the Super Bowl champion Giants. Other Trojans selected the first day include: OT Sam Baker at No. build from the ground up without early round draft picks. Tennessee Titans: While Tennessee might have made one of the best defenses in football that much better by drafting defensive end Jason Jones, a team that can’t catch at No. 39 by the 49ers and TE Fred Davis at No. 48 by the Redskins. Booty Call QB John David Booty finally got a call from a team late in the second day as he was picked up by Vikings in the fifth round with their 137th pick overall. Booty might be questioning his decision three years ago to leave high school early as his draft value could have vaulted with an additional year of college play. And RB Chauncey Washington, who at one point started ahead of Reggie Bush, has to wonder what could have been (he was eventually selected in the last round by Jacksonville with the 213th pick) had he avoided off the field troubles during his time as a Trojan. Bad News Bears The Bruins held their spring scrimmage the same day as the draft. Three Bruins were taken in the later stages of draft over the weekend, but, unfortunately for Bruin fans, both of their senior QBs were injured in back-to-back plays during the intrasquad scrimmage. Patrick Cowan will miss all of the upcoming 2008 season due to an injured ACL, while Ben Olsen will undergo surgery to have a screw put into his right foot in the coming weeks. In the meantime, OLB Bruce Davis was selected by the Steelers, and FS Matt Slater was picked by the Patriots. won’t be making much noise come next season. The Titans didn’t address their huge hole at wide receiver until the fourth round, and then, could only get Cal’s Lavelle Hawkins, who is too small and slow to contribute in any major way. PILOTS FLY LOW IN SAN DIEGO Red Bull Air Race blasts into fifth season. San Diego is one of two American cities and 10 cities worldwide that will host the Red Bull Air Race. This year will feature a new race format that includes the following flying sessions: Training, Qualifying, Point One, Super Eights, Semifinals, Third Place Fly-off and the Final. Also included is a format introduced in the 2007 race – the knock out format, which takes place in the final three rounds. However, the format is slightly adapted in 2008, which allows for all 12 pilots to demonstrate their skills on race day, regardless of ranking. This new format allows pilots to fly up to four times B Y PA R I M A L M . R O H I T DO NOT BE ALARMED BY THOSE loud sounds in the San Diego Bay – the world’s best pilots have come out to play. For the second straight year, the Red Bull Air Race World Series returns to San Diego, featuring pilots who will compete in the harbor just outside downtown on May 3 and 4. The weekend race, which tests speed, precision and skill, highlights fast, agile and lightweight racing planes that will navigate on a low-level aerial track made up of air-filled pylons at speeds up to 240 miles per hour, while withstanding forces up to 10 Gs. throughout the course of the day. “This improved race format fulfills the new safety requirements that were discovered throughout the 2007 season. Pilots will now fly a maximum of three flights per day to counteract the fatigue,” says Heinz Möller, Head of Aviation. “But the most exciting thing about this format is that the crowds will now get the chance to see all pilots perform on race day.” The Red Bull Air Race will take over the bay between the Embarcadero Marina parks and Coronado in San Diego May 3-4. For more information, visit www.redbullairrace.com. [APRIL 30 - MAY 6 ’08] Dear Lucia, I am involved with a woman who blows up and nitpicks at me about everything. She does not want me to touch her – no sex, kissing, hugging or let alone sleeping in the same bed. She tells me that she loves me, but I don’t know what to do when she is like this. She beats down my confidence. It feels like I am walking on eggshells. —Joe Dear Joe, Love is a verb. It doesn’t matter how often someone says they love you if they don’t show it in their actions. She is withholding sex, being verbally and emotionally abusive and you have to tiptoe around her. Gee, sounds like a match made in heaven! Why is she behaving this way? Part of the reason is because she knows she can, and she’s right, because you’re still there putting up with it. If she was dating someone who she knew would never put up with that behavior, unless she has mental health issues, she probably would not behave that way. You need to be a man and tell her you will no longer put up with her abusive behavior. Inform her that you will not see her anymore until she either adjusts her attitude or gets counseling. In the meantime, start dating women who treat you well and appreciate you. Dear Lucia, I was cheated on for the first time. I went against my own morals and got back with him afterwards. Now, everyday, I sit and wonder months. I get jealous over her keeping slight phone contact with a couple of past boyfriends. How should I deal with this? —Wade Dear Wade, You either accept it or stop seeing her. Really. People generally have an ex or three that they keep in touch with, especially if it was a long-term relationship. Slight phone contact is minor. Unless she’s given you a reason to believe there may be something going on, this is more a question of your own insecurity. All you can do is be the best date/boyfriend you can be, and if that isn’t enough for her, there’s nothing you can do! why and I am depressed. In a way I want to leave, but in a way I don’t. I don’t trust him, but I love him, I guess? I really just want to move on, and I want you to tell me how so I can get over this and him. —Erin Dear Erin, We’ve all walked in your shoes. Some chose to keep them, some chose to get new shoes. I wish I had more details, so I will have to give you a general answer. What was the reason he cheated? Is it because he wasn’t happy with your sex life or was he just being selfish? Has he said he’s sorry and that he won’t do it again? Trust can only be rebuilt slowly – you can’t expect to trust him 100 percent right away. If this means you have to question him about things sometimes, he has to understand this is the price he has to pay for continuing to be in your life. If he doesn’t accept that, then there’s no need to stick around. However, if you are certain that you want to move on, then the only way to do it is to make other people and things a priority in your life. Do the things you were doing before you met him that you may have let go of because you were spending time with him. Re-connect with people you haven’t talked to or seen in a while. Finally, instead of focusing on being a victim, focus on reaching out and helping other people. You’d be surprised how good it can feel to think about other people at a time like this. Hi Lucia, I’m a pretty even keeled guy, but when I read your reply to Cammie, I thought, “Wow!” I don’t like to drive, and have been hit twice while stopped. I tend to get upset when people make dangerous moves around me. I never realized the link between that and abuse, and how that might affect somebody I date. Thanks for pointing that out. —MJ Remember: Love inspires, empowers, uplifts and enlightens. Write to Lucia at: www.theartoflove.net. Read an excerpt from Lucia’s Lessons of Love at www.lessonsoflove.net. Listen to Lucia live every Sunday at 3 p.m. PST on www.bbstalkradio.com. Hi Lucia, I have been dating a woman for six B Y PA R I M A L M . R O H I T 2008 TOYOTA GRAND PRIX LONG BEACH Champ Car leaves Long Beach with a bang. THE INDYCAR SERIES HAS A lot to look forward to when it takes over the Long Beach Grand Prix next year. Its darling driver, Danica Patrick, became the first woman to win a major open-wheel race in history (in Motegi, Japan) on the eve of the final Champ Car World Series running its final laps at the popular Southern California event. Champ Car concluded its final hurrah in Long Beach, but not without a last ditch effort to reclaim past glory. A race that at one time had a larger fan base than NASCAR stock car racing, last weekend’s Long Beach Grand Prix served as an opportunity for Champ Car to re-establish itself as one of the sport’s elite. Thanks to Will Power and Mario Dominguez, the Champ Car World Series may find itself back on the path to finding its glory days even though they closed shop at the Long Beach Grand Prix on April 20. This year’s race was the final one for Champ Car, which merged with Indy Racing League in February. In his third career victory at the Toyota Grand Prix of Long Beach, Power, who raced for Kalkhoven and Co., won the final race in the Champ Car World Series. The Australian led in 76 of the 105 laps after taking his Doug Gifford sports | BY LUCIA Pit action at the Champ Car World Series first lead on the first corner of the 1.968-mile circuit through the streets of downtown Long Beach. In second place was France’s Franck Montagny, who finished 5.094 seconds behind Power. Mexico’s Dominguez finished third, which was a symbolic finish. It was the first time he or his team finished on the podium. His Pacific Coast Motorsports operation was one of the smallest to compete in the race. This year’s Grand Prix was the last to use Champ Car-specific Panoz car and Cosworth engine, developed for the series in 2007. Nine drivers have now moved to the IRL full-time, which began April 27 at Kansas Speedway. Points from the Long Beach and Motegi, Japan races both count toward the championship. sports inner circle David Martin Warr the art of love | Campus Circle | 19 Phil Dalhausser rose to victory in Miami. 2008 AVP CROCS TOUR Brings Sand to the Beach in 15 Cities B Y PA R I M A L M . R O H I T ONE YEAR REMOVED FROM THE RETIREMENT OF A volleyball icon, the AVP Crocs Tour returns in 2008 building upon last year’s momentum as a new generation of sand athletes continue to attack the net and build a fan base. The 2008 Tour already had a strong start in Miami and Dallas, where Phil Dalhausser and Todd Rogers picked up from where they left off last year – winning early and maintaining their position as favorites. The duo has won 20 of 33 AVP events they have competed in and improved to 10-0 in match play this season. Things are no different on the female side, where Misty MayTreanor and Kerri Walsh, also winners in several cities on the 2007 tour, won in both Miami and Dallas this season. May-Treanor and Walsh have won 22 of their past 25 AVP events and are now 53-7 in AVP championship matches. In addition to showcasing their talent on the AVP Tour, both teams are also preparing for the Summer Olympics in Beijing. Both teams have virtually locked up spots on this summer’s U.S. Olympic Team and hope to be playing their best volleyball leading up to the Beijing Games. With Miami and Dallas already out of the way, the next stop for the AVP Tour is Huntington Beach on May 2 through 4. The Tour will then move on to Charleston, S.C., Louisville, Ky. and Atlanta, Ga., before returning to Hermosa Beach on June 6 through 8. On July 25, beach volleyball fans can catch the tour in Long Beach or in San Diego the following week (Aug. 1 through 3). The Tour will make a stop in California’s Central Coast on Sept. 6 through 7, and return to Southern California for the final time on Sept. 19 through 21, where the Tour’s flagship event will take place in Manhattan Beach. Five days later, the Tour concludes in Glendale, Ariz. For more information, visit www.avp.com. 20 | Campus Circle inner circle [APRIL 30 - MAY 6 ’08] lifestyle | B Y SHEILA DICHOSO PLANJAM Creating Out-of-the-Ordinary Dates for the College Set THE LEGENDARY RIVALRY between USC and UCLA is as intense as the one between the Capulets and Montagues, so that a Trojan and a Bruin dating are like a pair of starcrossed lovers. But you just can’t help whom you fall for, even if it is the “enemy.” Such is the case for USC sophomore Garrett Nolan, 20, and UCLA junior Kristen Eck, 21, an inter-rival couple that have been together for about a Bruins. “This year, with the basketball game when we beat them, I called her up and said, ‘I don’t know if you know, but we won today! Bye!’ Click!” “I was so mad!” Eck says. “But neither of us take it that seriously.” Besides going to rival schools, their problems are the same as any other couples: finding time to hang out and trying to find something to do together besides the same old year. Eck, an Anthropology major, and Nolan, a USC Football Player, are subject to odd encounters all the time whenever they sport their respective garb out in public. “When we walked out of [this] restaurant, this car drove past us with a woman and a man inside. They looked over, stopped the car, backed up, rolled down the window and said, ‘How does that work?’” She wondered the same thing. “The first time I met him all he talked about was SC football, and I remember thinking, ‘This isn’t going to work out,’” she says, laughing. Eck grew up a Bruin; her dad played football for UCLA, and she frequently attended Rose Bowl games as a kid. “I’ve been very conditioned to think, ‘we’re the good guys. They are the bad guys,’” she says. Likewise, Nolan grew up in a Trojan household, with his grandfather, uncle, sister and cousin as alumni. His childhood dream was to play football for USC. It’s not easy being an inter-rival couple, especially when Eck lives in Westwood and her Trojan boyfriend loves to visit and parade around wearing his USC shirt and taunt the thing every night. The biggest dilemma? Movies. Although they share a love for Disney films (Nolan’s other lifelong dream is to play Gaston in Beauty and the Beast), going to the video store is not a picnic. “We always go to Blockbuster and we always end up getting upset because I want to see a certain movie, but she’s already seen it or she doesn’t want to see it. And we end up leaving all disgruntled,” he explains. Instead of another doomed Blockbuster night, Eck and Nolan decided to create a date on a new site called PlanJam that allowed them to combine their common interests and partake in a new adventure. Combining their love for the beach, they began their date (donning their respective school garb, of course) at the Santa Monica Pier where they had an oil painting done, checked out the aquarium and rode the carousel, which made for an amusing moment. Eck explains, “There were collegeaged kids working the booth and they looked at us and went ‘uh,’ and the guy in back of him goes, ‘Go Stanford!’ And we were like, ‘what?’ And he explained, ‘it’s because usually when Leslie Nolan “This year, with the basketball game when we beat them, I called her up and said, ‘I don’t know if you know, but we won today! Bye!’ Click!” “I was so mad!” Eck says. “But neither of us take it that seriously.” someone with an SC shirt walks up we go, ‘Go Bruins!’ and when someone with a UCLA shirt walks up we go, ‘Go Trojans!’ And then you guys walked up, and we didn’t know what to do!’” Next up was a psychic reading, which both Nolan and Eck call “interesting.” “One of the first things she tells me is, ‘Is that your boyfriend?’ And I said “Yeah,” and she said, ‘You’re not soul mates.’” Eck continues, “But you were soul mates in a past life, and that’s why you guys feel so close, but it’s not meant Garrett Nolan and Kristen Eck take a spin on the carousel at Santa Monica Pier. to be.” “The next day I was just Ron Zvagelsky masterminded impressive, ranging from hot air laughing and writing on her Facebook PlanJam while sitting in his enballoon rides to the unconventional, wall, “non-soul mate!!”” Nolan jokes. trepreneurial studies class at USC, such as a category for “Haunted Despite surprising psychic revelsimultaneously thinking about a date Spots.” ations, “it was fun because we actually he had with a girl that lived in Sylmar, Here’s how the site works: just went out and did something,” he says. about 25 miles away from where he input your zip code, and select your “It’s just nice because they give us lived in West Los Angeles. “I thought, OK, so I have to drive there [from West L.A. to Sylmar] and pick her up, then drive back to L.A. where I know what to do, then drop her back off, then drive back home. It’s a long trip! But wouldn’t it be great if I could find ideas or things to do in that area without having to search for them?” Hence, PlanJam was born. Since creating PlanJam, friends ask Zvagelsky all the time for date recommendations. “For some reason, everyone has to date in the evening, right? I think dating should be during the day because there’s just so much more to do,” he says. He suggests going hiking, horseback riding or making pottery. “Somewhere fun, where we can chat, and that’s not too expensive because college students are on a budget,” he suggests. Nolan and Eck are sure they’ll use the site again for future dates. “It gave us ideas,” she adds. “They were really different than what we would normally do.” While it doesn’t solve college rivalries, PlanJam will solve date‘scene,’ from ‘girls night out’ to places to go…” planning frustrations (and will ‘romantic.’ Next, a selection of “…that are cheap instead of definitely spare those disgruntled activities will be displayed according to movies or food,” she finishes. nights at Blockbuster Video.) your scene. Once you choose your PlanJam is a useful site that helps activities, PlanJam will automatically you plan a perfect date or to find new For more information, visit calculate the cost and time of your things to do, and also has articles and www.planjam.com. date. city guides. Its listing of activities is [APRIL 30 - MAY 6 ’08] SOPHIA KIDD ADONNA KHARE The Re-emergence of Wonder AN ART MAJOR, ADONNA KHARE really wanted to study biology when she entered CSU Long Beach. It wasn’t until after her right brain balked at the mere math of it that she succumbed to her parents’ gentle wish – that she pursue art. After taking her B.A. in 2003 and M.F.A. in 2007 at CSULB, Khare got picked up immediately by the Lora Schlesinger Gallery in Santa Monica. Since then her charcoal studies of plants, animals and human bodies have coalesced into an organic riot of form and transformation. Except for an appearance in the Surrealism Today exhibition at New York’s Nassau County Museum, Khare’s work has appeared exclusively in the greater L.A. area. Her work’s been favorably reviewed in the L.A. Times, Art Ltd. and on KCRW. To bring things up do date, her current solo show (running though May 10) at the Lora Schlesinger Gallery, By a Thread, has nearly sold out in a mere three weeks. But none of this matters – she just really loves to draw with charcoal, paint with watercolor and oil and, lately, enjoys a Lioness, by Adonna Khare little wood whittling. When she was a little kid, Khare would wake up on summer mornings and, first thing, unroll one of the large scrolls of printer paper that her parents got for her and start to draw. She drew so much she covered the walls of her childhood home and filled up boxes with drawings. Her parents cherished all of it, THE OPEN SPACE’S HASSAN CHRISTOPHER Who is Combustible? BY DOV RUDNICK AT 34-YEARS-OLD, DANCER/choreographer Hassan Christopher is in mid-flight. “This is a leap of faith,” he says with a chuckle when asked about his success in Los Angeles. Since arriving in 1999, Christopher has been the recipient of numerous awards for original choreography. “The thing I love about L.A. is that you cannot take it at face value. What you see is not what you get,” muses Christopher while reclining on a couch in the corner of his downtown dance studio simply called, the Open Space. It is both a rehearsal space and performance venue, which Christo- pher hopes will be a meeting ground for dancers of all types to inspire one another and promote positive social change through movement. The Open Space sponsors the monthly performance event “Anatomy Riot,” which features original choreography from young dance artists. This weekend, the space will host its very first addition, “Spontaneous Combustion,” a brainchild of Christopher’s whereby three different choreographers are “locked in” the space for a 24-hour period and given the challenge to create an original piece to be performed at the end of said time period. “I just want to see what happens,” Christopher says with a mischievous and held onto the work until the thin paper started to erode into itself. She laughs about the decomposition of her early work, which indicates how much she embraces nature’s way. Khare’s work takes its inspiration from life, from explorations in nature and from magical stories. She says that many of her family members are avid storytellers, her aunt especially. It was her aunt who took her on walks through forests and fields and would ask young Adonna, “Who do you think is in that tree? What’s behind that stone?” Together they would explore the options: fairies, goblins, gnomes or little creatures caught between kingdoms. This woman who opened Khare’s heart, mind and stylus to the wonders of creation and imagination is now in her 90s. She traveled far to attend the opening of Khare’s current show. Once there, Khare’s aunt hovered alone in a chair by the Lioness (68inch x 42-1/4-inch charcoal on paper), for over an hour. Asked what she’d been doing all that time, she explained she was listening to what words people uttered in the drawing’s presence. I asked Khare about her intentions as an artist. She talked about the disappearances of magic, of open space and of wonder, particularly in Los Angeles. She wants her art to re-create that feeling of magic and whimsy, both in the world and in people’s hearts She adds, “If you look behind things, there’s always more.” More indeed, but who’s afraid of the big bad wolf? To view more of her work, visit www.adonnak.com or www.loraschlesinger.com. smile. It’s antics like these that have earned Christopher the mad scientist reputation. As one enters the studio, with its beautiful wooded floors and yes, open space, one feels a definite vibration. “Potential energy,” as Christopher calls it, with that same grin on his face. Multiple creative projects have this young artist on the move. Besides the day-to-day running of the studio and producing events, he also teaches and performs regularly. “My goal is simply to get to a place where I can be creative everyday. It is a dream in process,” he explains. The words echo in the empty studio space, dreamlike themselves, and one feels a creeping sensation of inspiration. Spontaneous Combustion takes place May 3 at the Open Space located at 209 S. Garey St., Los Angeles. For more information, e-mail [email protected]. college beat inner circle © Disney Channel l.a. faces | B Y Campus Circle | 21 Dan Povenmire creations: Perry the Platypus, Phineas and Ferb ‘PHINEAS AND FERB’ USC alum Dan Povenmire has a hit on his hands. BY MICHAEL LEE REMEMBER THE GOOD OL’ DAYS, WHEN YOU WOULD willingly wake up early on Saturday only to spend the next four hours watching cartoons? You may feel like you’ve outgrown cartoons, but Disney Channel’s new series, “Phineas and Ferb,” seriously stirs up some Saturday morning nostalgia. Dan Povenmire, a USC Film School alum, is one of the creators of this new show. Having worked on shows such as “The Simpsons,”“Family Guy,”“Looney Tunes,”“Hey Arnold!” and “SpongeBob SquarePants,” Povenmire has plenty of experience when it comes to animated shows, and he brings this experience to the very entertaining “Phineas and Ferb.” Even the conception of the show began with childlike imagination. “I was in a restaurant with butcher paper and crayons on the table,” Povenmire recalls. “I just started doodling and came up with this triangleshaped kid that I liked.” After tearing off the butcher paper to take home with him, he came up with the rectangle-shaped kid alongside the triangle-shaped one to create Ferb and Phineas, respectively. As for inspiration, Povenmire is a big fan of Bugs Bunny and “Tom and Jerry,” whose influences can be seen in “Phineas and Ferb.” “[Those shows] have a great blend of visual gags and clever writing,” Povenmire asserts. “You can turn off the sound and still find it funny.” The premise of the show falls into that genre of absurd and episodic comedy that has come back in recent years in full force with “SpongeBob” and “Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends.” Even though many shows can be filed under this genre, and even though the show oozes a nostalgic charm, the show can still stand on its own. Episodes often feature several plotlines at once involving the cool and unbelievably smart Phineas and Ferb, the hysterical Candace and the downright awesome Perry the Platypus and Dr. Doofenshmirtz (the latter voiced by Povenmire), and by the end of the episode the separate plotlines all converge. Povenmire goes one further and, along with his partner, tries to come up with a song for every 11-minute episode. They’ve already generated quite a bit of content, with songs ranging from heartfelt ballads to classic rock ’n’ roll, and from folksy tunes to catchy jingles about make-believe holidays. The most important factor that goes into making the cartoon a great one, though, is simply having fun. “I get to go to work and draw silly pictures and draw silly gags,” laughs Povenmire. “This is what I’d be doing if I was unemployed – except now I get paid to do it.” So, even though your younger sibling may have taken the reins when it comes to watching cartoons, give this one a shot – you’ll definitely remember those days of eating too much cereal and getting sore from sitting still too long. “It’s nothing but fun,” states Povenmire. “Phineas and Ferb” airs Saturdays at 8:30 p.m. on Disney Channel. 22 | Campus Circle inner circle [APRIL 30 - MAY 6 ’08] campus news BY JEFF BACHMAN UCLA’s long battle with music has come to an end. Well, it’s over. The contest to find a new fight song began in 1984 when the UCLA Alumni Association called for a song to replace the fight song “Sons of Westwood,” which simply appropriated the music from the UC Berkeley fight song “Sons of California” and replaced the lyrics with ones more suitable for the Los Angeles campus. The song chosen in 1984, entitled “The Mighty Bruins,” which was cowritten by composer Bill Conti, famous for having written the score to Rocky, ultimately did not last as the school’s fight song. However, out of that song’s ashes has risen the new, unofficial winner of that very same contest. Jim Mann, the writer of the new UCLA fight song, had been trying for 24 years to get his fight song into the hearts and minds of Bruins fans, and it may have finally come to fruition. The “New UCLA Fight Song” by Professor Mann can be downloaded at www.myxertones.com for 99 cents. graphic novels | reviews Albert and the Others (Drawn and Quarterly) The silent panels unfolding like a flipbook, Guy Delisle’s book captures the heartache and absurdity of relationships, loneliness and the hang-ups that get in the way of happiness. Originally published in France, Albert’s appeal is universal, which is underscored by the visually inventive ways in which Deslisle communicates his ideas. At times obscene, at times heart wrenching, Albert skewers our superficiality and inability to conquer our own petty preoccupations in relating to others. It’s a slim work, which can be read in one sitting, but it’s the kind of insightful, poignant book that you can pick up again and again. Grade: A —Mike Sebastian Albert and the Others is currently available. Green Arrow: Year One Rob Kim/Landov/MCT (DC) Green Arrow is one of my favorite superhero comics in recent memory. This definitive origin story of how Oliver Queen became Green Arrow is expertly plotted and Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Time’s “Hero for the Planet” $25 Million Donation to USC Alumnus Verna B. Dauterive, 85, decided to give the University of Southern California a donation of $25 million in honor of her late husband, Peter W. Dauterive, also an alumnus. The couple had met on USC’s campus in 1947 before Peter became a successful banker and Verna had begun her career as a Los Angeles school administrator. The gift is the largest single donation from an African-American individual to a university in the United States and one of the largest ever in USC’s history. The greatest donation ever received by the school was a $175 million donation from George Lucas’ Lucasfilm foundation for the School of Cinematic Arts. The largest donation from an AfricanAmerican source, prior to this one, was Bill and Camille Cosby’s $20 million gift to Spelman College in Atlanta, Georgia in 1987. The $25 million given by Verna Dauterive will be delivered over the next couple years and is stipulated in her living will. (Drawn and Quarterly) French superstar Philippe Dupuy’s autobiographical graphic novel is sublime, profane, hallucinatory and a wholly original work of art. Dupuy depicts himself as a jogger who envisions a series of introspective encounters in the form of lucid dreams, which involve a selfamputating dog, Lucha Libre wrestlers, the anthropomorphic “Forest Friends” and his mother. At first glance the roughly sketched illustrations, which bring to mind the doodle quality of John Lennon’s portraits, belie their understated expressive power. But they soon suck you into the dream world. This is a transcendent work. Grade: A —Mike Sebastian Haunted is currently available. The Highwaymen RFK Jr. speaks at USC. On April 23, the day after Earth Day, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke about his passion for environmentalism at a 7 p.m. seminar on USC’s campus. The son of the former Attorney General and nephew of President John F. Kennedy has turned his life around after a 1983 arrest for heroin possession. Kennedy now works to protect the natural world, particularly water-covered areas of the Earth such as New York’s Hudson River, and has been named a “Hero for the Planet” by Time magazine. Kennedy has also followed in his famous father’s footsteps as a lawyer, becoming the senior attorney for the Natural Resources Defense Council. The NRDC is a non-profit environmental lobby group, founded in 1970, to promote conversation and environmentalism in Congressional legislation. Haunted excitingly executed by writer Andy Diggle and artist Jock, the team behind The Losers. Unfolding like a good action flick, it’s equal parts Rambo and Robinson Crusoe – a gripping revenge story with a great plot engine and a compelling new villain, China White. It strikes the perfect balance of character and action that good superhero comics strive for. The artwork is kinetic and flows beautifully, with kickass cover art between chapters. Also included are script excerpts, sketches and an introduction by Brian K. Vaughan. Grade: A —Mike Sebastian Green Arrow: Year One is currently available. (Wildstorm) The near future: Two retired government operatives, once known as the Highwaymen, get a message from former President Bill Clinton informing them about a potentially disastrous government weapon that has been set loose on the world. They’re the only ones who can stop it. Now the government’s secret force of genetically enhanced agents want them dead. An homage to Hollywood action blockbusters, there are car cashes and gun fights galore, punctuated by the witty back and forth of the two old heroes. And of course, there’s always a girl. The near future conceit works really well and the action never lets up. Grade: A—Mike Sebastian The Highwaymen is currently available. The Un-Men: Get Your Freak On – Volume 1 (Vertigo) A spin-off featuring the H.G. Wells-inspired side characters who originated in Swamp Thing, the Un- Men, Dr. Arcane’s genetically altered mutants, take center stage in this book, having created their own government reservation-style city/ theme park where Normals can come and gawk at them. When one of the citizens/attractions winds up dead, the government sends agent Kilcrop to investigate. His search leads him to the corporate headquarters, its ominous two-headed CEO and the demigod Dr. Von Schadel who control the city. Like an episode of “The X-Files” without any of the mystery, writer John Whalen can’t really find a narrative to fit the premise, and the story never really leaves the ground, despite containing some very interesting elements, such as a satirical subplot about an upcoming reality show, “American Freaks.” Introduction by creator Len Wein. Grade: C —Mike Sebastian The Un-Men: Get Your Freak On is currently available. Wormwood Volume 2: It Only Hurts When I Pee (IDW) Volume two of Ben Templesmith’s series finds the Gentleman Corpse infected by a leprechaun bite. Now with his cyborg sidekick (with newly installed genitalia) and his Guardian, he must travel to Leprechaunia to find the Queen leprechaun. As usual, Templesmith’s art is great to look at, but this corpse doesn’t smell quite as fresh as it did the first time around. Many of the same tropes are rehashed here, with fewer jokes. We already met the grotesque leprechauns in volume one, so a whole planet of slobbering carbon copies doesn’t really pay off as it should. However, we are introduced to the Brothers Calamari, interdimensional planet harvesters, who promise to play a bigger role as Wormwood’s nemesis in the next installment. Grade: B —Mike Sebastian Wormwood Volume 2: It Only Hurts When I Pee is currently available. Richard Roeper “A LOT OF FUN...ROBERT DOWNEY JR. GIVES A BLAZING PERFORMANCE! ” THE BEST POPCORN FLICK SINCE ‘SPIDER-MAN.’” “ ORLANDO SENTINEL Roger Moore STARTS FRIDAY, MAY 2 AT THEATRES EVERYWHERE. CHECK LOCAL LISTINGS FOR THEATRES AND SHOWTIMES. For information on group sales call 1-877-PAR-GRP5 Text Iron to 33287 for showtimes and mobile content. Standard messaging rates apply. SPECIAL ENGAGEMENT - NO PASSES OR DISCOUNT TICKETS ACCEPTED 24 | Campus Circle inner circle [APRIL 30 - MAY 6 ’08] pages | book reviews American Dream suffocated by greed, and a country left directionless. Zebulon, last of the mountain men, is cursed, doomed to live between life and death. He falls in love with another cursed soul, an exotic, beautiful halfbreed. As the whole world descends on California, the pair must evade the posse that hunts them and find their souls. Yonder has the mark of a classic, feeling as if it has been there all along, somewhere between McCabe & Mrs. Miller and High Plains Drifter, and yet feeling altogether fresh and original at the same time. Grade: A —Mike Sebastian The Drop Edge of Yonder is currently available. The Drop Edge of Yonder Maps and Legends (Two Dollar Radio) Rudolph Wurlitzer, screenwriter of Two-Lane Blacktop and Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid, as well as the cult ’60s novel Nog, has crafted a western that has the bleak winteriness of Jeremiah Johnson, the explosive violence of The Wild Bunch and the earthy poetry of Blood Meridian. Set during the Gold Rush, as the days of wild frontier mountain men gave way to civilization, it’s an allegory for the modern day, for an (McSweeney’s) On Jan. 15, Lewis Hyde made an appearance at the Billy Wilder Theater near UCLA and challenged a way of thought that the likes of Ralph Waldo Emerson and Harold Bloom, in their respective centuries, have sworn by: the self-reliant individual, the artist who suffers from the anxiety of influence. One of Hyde’s aesthetic children, Michael Chabon, is rarin’ to catch the football and run with it. “Influence is bliss,” he writes in Maps and Legends, a collection of essays published by McSweeney’s. We receive the spiritual fire when we take a work of art into us – and then we go for it, making paintings and music and novels of our own. When asked how to be a writer, Saul Bellow remarked that he only knew one should take the greatest works of literature in, like the Eucharist. And then they will change us, gradually, over time. In Maps and Legends we are privileged to encounter Chabon’s Eucharistic influences: Will Eisner, Jack Kirby, Cormac McCarthy, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle … the list (of course) goes on. criterion collection | reviews Blast of Silence It opens with an explosive second person voice-over, cursing the day you’re brought into this world, as a roaring train emerges from a womblike tunnel. Then we’re in New York, the real New York, with Frankie Bono, a hitman. Blast is an original, latter day noir from 1961, coming after the postwar genre had already been filtered through France and back again, just before Godard would completely deconstruct them. The voice-over continues as Frankie follows his target around the streets of New York. It’s one of the first films to be shot with a low budget, on location immediacy, lending the film a certain existential realism. When Frankie comes into contact with some old friends it becomes more a mediation on loneliness than a thriller. This is a flawed, but nevertheless arresting noir, which is also a time capsule of New York and cinema in the early ’60s. Grade: A- The tone ranges from serious appraisal (the essay on Doyle reminded me strongly of John Irving’s essay on Dickens in Trying to Save Piggy Sneed), to that of an e-mail from a very bright, very dear friend. Maps and Legends is an affirming, generous book. Grade: A —Sean Schlemmer Maps and Legends will be available May 1. Sex, Sushi & Salvation: Thoughts on Intimacy, Community, and Eternity (Moody Publishers) Christian spirituality is a difficult subject for many people. Many have reduced Christians to annoying Bible-thumping citizens of the Deep South. Others associate Christianity with prejudice against the homosexual community. Amidst a vast amount of diverging opinions, though, author Christian George is able to articulate the Christian faith, both from an academic and a personal perspective. Sex, Sushi & Salvation is a collection of profound anecdotes on the experiences of a Christian man. From heartbreaking conversations with a Russian prostitute to chronicles of European travels, the book comes from a place of sincerity. George is utterly convinced that his beliefs are sufficient to change not only a single person’s life but the whole world. Believing in the Christian religion or not is not the primary question of this book. Rather, in the richness and seriousness that permeate this collection of thoughts, there’s a perceived desire for dialogue. Religions of this world have been clashing for centuries on an ideological level, yet in his latest book, George writes of his own intimate experiences. This is a deeply personal (if at times a little repetitive) book that’s useful for anyone seeking truth. Grade: A—Alexander L. Carpenter Sex, Sushi & Salvation is currently available. early a.m | dvds for the kid in you —Mike Sebastian Blast of Silence is currently available. Death of a Cyclist Winner of the critics’ award at the Cannes Film Festival in 1955, this film by Spanish director Juan Antonio Bardem (uncle of actor Javier) tells the story of a couple having an affair that accidentally hit a bicyclist and, fearing their relationship being exposed, flee the scene. Soon their relationship and careers begin to suffer as they deal with increasing pressure and an art critic who may have witnessed the incident and may now be trying to blackmail them. It leads to a desperate and inevitable ending that still shocks. It’s a film about guilt, consequence and selfishness, a scathing attack on the upper class in Franco’s Spain. It’s beautifully shot in black and white, with a newly restored high def transfer. Grade: A—Mike Sebastian Death of a Cyclist is currently available. Hiya, Kids!!: A ’50s Saturday Morning (Shout! Factory) Complete with such time honored classics as “Howdy Doody” and “Flash Gordon,” Hiya Kids!!: A ’50s Saturday Morning offers no shortage of nostalgia. In a forgotten era when only three networks competed for viewers on the still untested medium, production budgets were miniscule. The shows, however, were no less imaginative. Each Saturday morning those archaic bubble screens transmitted black and white images of sock puppets and marionettes, cowboys named Buffalo Bob and clowns named Clarabelle, Midwestern backdrops painted with a brush and easel and alternate universes strung together by wire. And who can forget the characters? The Annie Oakleys, the Roy Rogers, the Lassies. Lassie alone became the face of countless movies and spin-off shows. Granted, the humor is tame by today’s standards but never without its familiarity. It was the “Golden Age” of television, after all. Programs were held to a certain code of ethics. The rebellious decade that followed would change all that. Grade: A —James Famera Hiya, Kids!!: A ’50s Saturday Morning will be available May 6. Justice League – The New Frontier (Warner) Any film that renews a sense of wonder in superheroes, that makes you go “Oh…wow,” as if you’re seeing Batman for the first time, or tickles you as the Flash whizzes, a red blur, through 1950s Las Vegas, has done its job. The graphic novel by Darwyn Cooke is quite something else, a classic. DC’s animated adaptation is a little too compressed, a little too simplified to be spoken of in the same breath. But it’s damned entertaining. The voices – especially Jeremy Sisto’s as Batman – are rich and on point. All in all, a success. Grade: A —Sean Schlemmer Justice League – The New Frontier is currently available. [APRIL 30 - MAY 6 ’08] photo feature | P H O T O G R A P H S BY GILLIAN LAUB Campus Circle | 25 inner circle TESTIMONY ALL IMAGES © Gillian Laub From Testimony (Aperture, 2007) E S S AY S B Y A R I E L L A A Z O U L AY AND RAEF ZREIK (Aperture) Bitanya Hila with Hava and Manar On April 22, 2001, I was on my way to work, waiting at the bus stop in Kfar Saba. A man blew himself up, killing two, and injuring ninety-seven people. My ribs, jaw, and teeth were all shattered. Today, two years after the bombing, I am undergoing a long series of treatments and in about five months I will undergo the last surgery on my jaw. I haven’t been able to work in two years and am in a very bad emotional and financial state. My husband left me while I was pregnant and now I’m raising my eight-month-old daughter on my own. We have to deal with all the suffering and difficulties alone. I hope and pray to God that we will not know any more sorrow and pain. I hope and pray for only good things. I must be strong for Hava; we must no be broken. I wish everyone happiness and love, and, most importantly, good health. Haifa, July 2003 I am twenty years old, and emigrated from Ethiopia to Israel at the age of nine. I feel completely Israeli and Jewish in every way, even though I made aliyah [Jewish immigration to Israel] at a relatively late age. Right now I am living in Tel Aviv and studying dance. My dream is to be a professional dancer — the type of dancer that as soon as people see her, they feel the same kind of inexplicable magical energy that I feel when I dance. Recently I’ve been thinking a lot and have reached the conclusion that my family and I have been through some pretty difficult times. We came to Israel for a better life. Starting life in a new culture with a new language, especially when you look very different from everyone else, is so hard. I don’t think it’s normal to be totally cut off from an identity you thought you’d have for the rest of your life. But really, I wouldn’t change it for anything. All this has made me stronger and into the person that I am today. I recently made a trip to Poland. While I was standing in the former gas chamber in Auschwitz, there was a group of girls praying in Yiddish. Even thought I couldn’t understand the words, this prayer had so much power. It was then that I no longer felt divided, but finally connected. I believe you don’t have to be born Jewish to have a Jewish soul. Tel Aviv, September 2005 Yussie in the old city My whole family is back in America. I was just there, and everyone — my friends and family — was trying to convince me to stay. They were afraid for me to go back to Israel because of the situation. I understand why they worry, but I tried to explain to them that my heart and soul are in Israel. I can’t live in America without this part of me. That’s why I am back in Israel. As I see it, a person has two ways of living: either with their mind, or their heart and soul. I am happy with my decision. I have to and will always follow my heart. Jerusalem, May 2002 Ben and Gil on a break Peter with Olga, his sister PETER: I was sixteen when my family came to Israel. I immediately liked it here. Two years later I began my army service. I was trained as a marksman, and the day of my injury, I was on patrol duty in Jerusalem. The day before, a bus filled with children had been hit by Palestinians. So I was put on duty to protect the Settlers driving on this road. Then I got hit by a sniper. I am OK, but my parents don’t stop crying. They constantly look at the same pictures of me from graduation day. OLGA: Peter is my older brother. I was the only person home when an officer came to the door to tell my family the news. I am still in shock. Peter and I were becoming really close these past couple of years, but now he is so quiet. He just kind of closed himself off since the injury. He doesn’t complain, but he also doesn’t say very much. I can’t sleep at night thinking about the future. I just found out I am allowed to postpone my army service six months so I can help take care of Peter. At least we have him home again. Bat Yam, October 2002 GIL: We’re just resting in our room, after hours of being on duty. We’re combat soldiers stationed at the border of Lebanon. Even though it can be hard here — days can go by without us even taking our shoes off to sleep — we have made friendships that are as thick as blood. We would die for each other. Unfortunately our girlfriends just broke up with both of us. It’s probably because of the army. We never get to see them. Hopefully, when we’re done with our service, we will travel together in Australia and New Zealand. BEN: There are only three things that scare me: G-d, civilian life after the army, and my mother. Rosh Hanikra, August 2004 26 | Campus Circle [APRIL 30 - MAY 6 ’08] curtain call essential l.a. | cool hot spots ‘MILK AND COOKIES’ BLANKSPACES inner circle Now-May 24 @ Sidewalk Studio Theatre BY MIKE BUZZELLI WHEN A BANK TELLER IS POISONED BY A KILLER COOKIE, Margaret Nancy Reagan Ballmouth (Beth Patrik) flees the scene of the crime, abandoning her two small children, the unwitting perpetrators of the heinous act. On the run, Marge meets Bruce (Marc Aden Gray), and crazy conspiracy theories collide. Some authors can tackle absurdist comedy. Eugene Ionesco’s “Rhinoceros” or Samuel Beckett’s “Waiting for Godot” are shining examples. “Milk and Cookies” is absurd without meaning or substance. Worst of all, the play’s not funny. The actors make a valiant attempt, but with bad dialogue, idiotic situations and unredeemable characters, none of them make it work. Heidi Fielek gives her best shot, milking the only laughs in the show. Sidewalk Studio Theatre is located at 4150 Riverside Drive, Toluca Lake. For more information, visit www.sidewalkstudiotheatre.com. comedy | laugh out loud ‘ALL ABOUT WALKEN’ Now-May 15 @ Theatre 86 BY JEFF BACHMAN THIS POST-MODERN SERIES OF interlinked comedic sketches puts the audience in the shoes of Christopher Walken, or at least how actor-writerdirector Patrick O’Sullivan might picture him, through the talented acting of nine Walken impersonators. Sometimes the sketches called for audience participation such as the improvisational “Choose Your Own Walken” segment, where the audience was asked to choose several movies to have the Walkens act out. But, the show consisted mostly of pop culture riffs (like an MTV-inspired episode of “The Real Walkens”) on the cult sensation that he is and the fun that his stilted style of speech allows. These parts were among the most entertaining because it allowed the cast to really show their range for impersonation and the characters they had created. Cast member Amy Kelly, in particular, stuck out with her aggressive style of physical comedy at times and exaggerated De Niro impression. Overall, the experience was hit or miss, sometimes vulgar, but definitely a very fun night out. Theatre 86 is located at 5419 Sunset Blvd., Los Angeles. For more information, visit www.myspace.com/allaboutwalken. A New Alternative for Freelance Workers Potential customers learn about the rates in a private office at Blankspaces. BY LAUREN ROSENBLUM THE LIFE OF A FREELANCER isn’t easy. I tried it myself last weekend. Here’s a little taste of what went on in my head: Oh, there’s a table, I hope no one snags it. I have to sit near an outlet. Should I get reduced fat coffee cake or splurge with a cookie? Or neither? Let’s do the cookie. “Grande skinny vanilla latte please and a chocolate chip cookie.” $6.30! Rip off! Do you really think I need a receipt? How long does it take to make one of these latte things? Ahh! Some jerk just snagged my table before he even got in line! He just dumped his stuff on it! Calm down. You’re just mad because you know you should have done that first. Now what? There are no tables. What, do I just stand here and wait with my oversize laptop? Do I start drinking my drink? It is hot, but I feel like I should wait until I get a table. That guy looks like he’s getting ready to get up. Is there an outlet by that table? Yes! I guess I should go over there and stand close by so no one else snags it first. But I can’t stand too close because then I’m hovering and awkward. Look at all these laptop people. OK the guy is getting up. Here we go. Thanks. OK! Plug charger in. Turn on laptop. Crack knuckles. Sip drink. Laptop turning on and ... ahh! The volume is turned up, and it played the Windows start-up music really loud! I’m embarrassed. Why should I be embarrassed? Who cares? People did look up though. I’m a rookie. A new breed of worker, fueled by caffeine and modern day technology, is taking over the coffeehouses of Los Angeles. Just walk into any Starbucks and you’re bound to find people sitting in front of their laptops, chatting on their cell phones, surfing the Web and doing the sort of work that would once have required a fully-equipped office. And they do it all for no more than the price of a cup of coffee and a muffin. It’s a whole new way of working that’s becoming increasingly popular. That’s why architect Jerome Chang decided to start Blankspaces. Blank- spaces is a modern, communal workspace environment where freelancers can come in and work when they want to escape from the house and get a more social atmosphere. Blankspaces combines the social elements of a coffee shop with the productive, functional elements of an office. Unlike Starbucks – where you have to fight for a table near an outlet – BlankSpaces provides individual cubicles, private offices and conference rooms. The facility is also equipped with mailboxes, color laser printers, copiers, fax machines, high-definition projectors, WI-Fi and most important, parking. Some people drop in for a few hours, while others seeking a more permanent space can rent a private desk for a monthly fee. Either way, Blankspaces gives freelancers and entrepreneurs the ability to network and share ideas in a creative environment. But if you start to miss your Venti Chai Latte, there’s surely a Starbucks one block away. For more information, visit www.blankspaces.com. exhibitions | museums • art galleries THE WORLD IS BOUND WITH SECRET KNOTS Ongoing @ Museum of Jurassic Technology BY JOSH HERMAN IF THERE WERE EVER A MUSEUM of museums, then the Museum of Jurassic Technology would most certainly be featured as an astounding specimen of an exhibit. Whenever one overhears visitors in a cultural institution pontificating, “This one’s real. I think,” you know this is no quotidian place-where-coughs-echoloudly-off-the-walls. Even the Jurassic’s mission – “dedicated to the advancement of knowledge and the public appreciation of the Lower Jurassic” – is as darkly vague as the picayune museum itself, which defines the Lower Jurassic as the Nile Delta. Unless tyrannosauruses figured out how to create X-ray bats, trailer parks (“Garden of Eden on Wheels”) and cures for incontinence involving dead mice, then the name is as ludicrous as attempting to write about this … place. While the MJT doesn’t have changing exhibits, a section is devoted to Athanasius Kircher. Kircher was an inventor, composer, geographer, geologist, Egyptologist, historian, adventurer, philosopher, physicist, naturalist, archeologist, architect, author of over 40 published works and propagator of one of the first public museums, et al. After a brief didactic on Kircher, there’s a working model of his Magnetic Oracle and an amusing – if quiet – film on the dictionary of this everythingologist. Following are dioramas, sculptures and re-creations of some of his work. Kircher’s lifelong fascination with magnetism – which he believed every interaction was based on (love and hate, god and mortal, Campus Circle and City Beat) – led him to exclaim the exhibit’s title: “The world is bound with secret knots.” As the list of his accomplishments is too convoluted to reproduce here, so would a worthy explanation of Kircher or this exhibit. Like the remainder of the museum, you just have to explore it to understand it. Or not. Find the diorama of a fox head in the dessert by following the barks through the stygian museum. Look through the eccentric glasses affixed to the side of this seemingly innocuous exhibit, and you’ll see the inside of the fox’s head, wherefrom the howls emanate: it’s not a view of the fox’s linguistic cortex, it’s a fat man sitting on a chair barking. The Museum of Jurassic Technology is located at 9341 Venice Blvd., Culver City. For more information, visit www.mjt.org. [APRIL 30 - MAY 6 ’08] BY FREDERICK MINTCHELL FRIDAY, MAY 2 “Sexercise Live!” Mbar, 1253 Vine St., Hollywood; www.discotechs.net This tribute to the pottymouthed, yet profound, Millie Jackson manages to hilariously mix comedy, disco and sex. 8 p.m. $20, plus $10 food minimum. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 30 Los Angeles Job Fair Holiday Inn Los Angeles – Intl. Airport, 9901 La Cienega Blvd., Los Angeles (310) 649-5151; resources.monster.com/job-fairs Graduating soon or just need a better job? There will be scores of companies representing over 16 industries on hand at this fair to help with your career search. 11 a.m.-2 p.m. THURSDAY, MAY 1 Los Angeles Spring Comedy Festival www.lacomedyfest.com In its third year, the Los Angeles Comedy Festival offers loads of laughs all around town. Highlights include the Sultans of Satire, the Man’s Man Show and the Alt. Comedy Show. Through May 18. FRIDAY, MAY 2 Cinco de Mayo El Pueblo Historical Monument, 125 Paseo de la Plaza, Los Angeles (213) 485-8372; www.cityofla.org/ELP A celebration of Mexico’s victory over the French forces in Puebla, Mexico in 1862! Enjoy popular and traditional music, cultural presentations, dance and food. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. FREE. SATURDAY, MAY 3 Derby Doll SoCal Showdown The Doll Factory, 1910 Temple St., Downtown; www.derbydolls.com/la Come out and witness girl-on-girl action at the highly anticipated grudge match between the Los Angeles and San Diego Derby Dolls. 6 p.m. $20 online; $25 at the door. The Santa Fe Art Colony Open Studio Santa Fe Art Colony, 2401 S. Santa Fe Ave., Downtown (323) 587-5513; www.santafeartcolony.com Over 50 painters, photographers and sculptors open their private studios to the public. You can look and also, if it strikes your fancy, buy! Also Sunday. Noon-6 p.m. FREE. Venice Garden and Home Tour Las Doradas Children’s Center, 804 Broadway, Venice (310) 821-1857; www.venicegardentour.org Tour the awe-inspiring gardens and homes of Venice, with proceeds benefiting the non-profit Neighborhood Youth Association. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. $60 in advance, $70 at the door. on the menu | a taste of l.a. 8543 Santa Monica Blvd., West Hollywood BY FREDERICK MINTCHELL HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU WALKED BY A PLACE IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD AND paid it no attention? We get so wrapped up in where we’re going or what we’re doing that we miss many things right under our noses. The Courtyard is one of those places for me. I’ve literally walked or driven past it hundreds, if not thousands, of times and never gave it a second look. My loss. The restaurant is set up like a Mediterranean courtyard, natch, complete with a fountain in the center. If it wasn’t for the sound of police sirens, I could almost imagine being in a quaint Spanish village; the atmosphere doesn’t feel like the middle of Los Angeles. In fact, CitySearch has listed the Courtyard as one of the top 10 outdoor dining establishments for two years running. They feature tapas, but big plates are also offered if you go in with a healthy appetite. And what better way to wash down your tapas than with Sangria? Traditional Sangria is on the menu, and they also offer blueberry, apple and peach. If you’re on a budget, never fear. Happy hour is 4:30 p.m. to 6:30 p.m. every day. There are discounted tapas along with $3 beers, $5 martinis and Sangria at half off. Mondays feature $5 martinis all night. Buy one tapa and get one half off on Tapa Tuesdays. If hump day has you down, you can’t miss Wine Lovers Wednesdays when wine is half off with dinner. With 17 labels to choose from, there’s wine for every taste. Their menu features dishes with beef, chicken, lamb, pork, seafood and vegetarian entrees, so you should be able to find what your taste buds are craving. Obviously, I couldn’t try everything on the menu, but my favorites were the dates & bacon, plantains and the flan. Sometimes flan can be sort of bland, but theirs pleasantly surprised my friend and me. Speaking of favorites, I think my friend is now addicted to the blueberry Sangria, but since blueberries are chock full of antioxidants, I guess there are worse addictions. Opens daily at 4:30 p.m. For more information, call (310) 358-0301 or visit www.thecourtyardla.com. Xin Lu Video Bus Tour Bus leaves from Director’s Guild, 7920 Sunset Blvd., West Hollywood; pzacad.pitzer.edu/~mma/work/work.html Step up and get onboard and watch this conceptual road movie while taking a tour of the film’s locations. How meta! 12:30-3:30 p.m. Also Sunday. $25 includes lunch and beverages. MONDAY, MAY 5 ... Tequila! El Carmen, 8138 W. 3rd St., West Hollywood; (323) 852-1552 You can’t celebrate Cinco de Mayo without tequila, and El Carmen has over 450 different kinds to choose from. They do have other drinks, as well as your standard Mexican bar food. Open ’til 2 a.m. TUESDAY, MAY 6 Room 367 Launch Party A + D Museum, 5900 Wilshire Blvd., Miracle Mile; room367.eventbrite.com A business and social networking event for green-minded individuals. Enjoy the open bar, organic hors d’oeuvres and live DJ entertainment. 6 p.m.-10 p.m. $20 advance; $25 at the door. inner circle THE COURTYARD Mike Ransdell/Kansas City Star/MCT 10 spot | Campus Circle | 27 ROOMMATE WANTED Culver City Share home with mature professional with private bath. W/D. Garage. No smoking, drinking or drugs. $1100 (310) 822-4570 PENIS ENLARGEMENT FDA APPROVED Medical vacuum pumps. Gain 1"-3" permanently. Resolve impotence. Viagra, Testosterone, Cialis. FREE information and brochures. 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