Bees in Bonnets (and Purses) - UTH e
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Bees in Bonnets (and Purses) - UTH e
BUZZWORDS Bees in Bonnets (and Purses) MAY R. BERENBAUM American Entomologist • Volume 61, Number 2 “Very funny—you know perfectly well I’m a sniffer bee, not a surveillance drone!” surprised that on 7 May 2015, when U.S. Customs and Border Protection agents at the port of entry at Laredo, Texas, arrested the occupants of a Dodge Ram pickup truck for attempting to smuggle 40 live bees housed in five boxes “within the purse and the clothing of three passengers” from Mexico into the U.S., the story reporting the incident was awash in predictable bee puns from various and sundry news media. Two puns made it into the headline of one story reporting the incident (“Sting: Undocumented Worker Bees Busted in Border Smuggling Operation”), and the story continued the illegal immigration theme to the end (“No word yet from the Obama Administration on whether or not the bees qualify for deferred removal” [Bannister, 2015]). I was a little surprised, though, that the presumably staid U.S. Customs and Border Patrol couldn’t resist the temptation to pun, either, running the story on their Web site with the headline “CBP Agriculture 69 Downloaded from http://ae.oxfordjournals.org/ at Don Thomson on February 23, 2016 A pparently, there’s an unwritten rule in the news business that any story about bees must contain at least one obvious, labored (bee-labored?) pun (Berenbaum 2007). It doesn’t matter if the actual news being reported is dire— reporters and now bloggers seem oblivious to the cognitive dissonance involved in juxtaposing terrible news with a bad pun. A case in point: bees or beekeepers are invariably reported to “feel the sting” of anything bad that happens, e.g., a “huge population plunge” (Viegas 2011), “toxic pesticides” (Knoblauch 2013), “climate change” (Jacobson 2012), and “varroa mites” (http://bit.ly/1J7ICR4, 2005), among others. It doesn’t matter if “feeling the sting” is a technically a biological impossibility in context— beekeepers won’t ever feel the sting of a varroa mite because, well, mites can’t sting. I’m not sure when this practice began but, as far as I can tell, the stale “sting” joke is at least 93 years old. On 17 March 1922, The New York Times ran a story with the exhausting yet punnish title and ensuing subtitles, “RESCUE OF PET BEES ROBBED OF ITS STING: Veiled and Gloved Search Party Explores Old Wall That Fell on Them. LOT OF CAUTION USED: 30,000 or 40,000 Killed, but Survivors Were Waiting Chance to Get Even” (Anonymous, The New York Times, 1922). So I guess I shouldn’t have been Specialists Intercept Cache of Undeclared Queen and Worker Honey Bees at Laredo Port of Entry” (http://1.usa.gov/1Iv7ByA) and reporting that “Alert U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) agriculture specialists at Laredo Port of entry stung an ill-fated and unusual smuggling attempt as they seized a cache of undeclared live queen and worker honey bees from a group of travelers in a pickup truck.” Oddly enough, only three years ago, Brad Plumer of the Washington Post rather presciently predicted that “honeybees” along with drones and coal would be “hot black market” commodities “by mid-century” (http://wapo.st/1PfhK6C). On second thought, maybe the prediction wasn’t so amazing—there’s a long, strange history of smuggling honey bees on (for want of a better phrase) people’s persons. Insect smuggling isn’t new by any means—dealers and collectors have been flagrantly flouting conservation laws since the passage of the Lacey Act in 1900, and in recent years, illegal insect trafficking has ramped up to a global scale. On 7 April 2015, just one month before the Dodge Ram pickup truck carrying honey bees in handbags reached Laredo, a man carrying more than 1,000 dead insects in his luggage, including 150 endangered Ornithoptera birdwing butterflies from New Guinea, was arrested at Los Angeles International Airport for violating the 1973 Endangered Species Act (http://bit.ly/1EyDRcX). At least two books have been written about insect 70 A Greek Orthodox nun was arrested on charges of smuggling 6,000 European bees and a hive into Kenya by hiding them under her habit as she passed through airport customs, a police spokesman said Friday. He said Sister Irene of the Greek Orthodox church in Riruta, a suburb of Nairobi, admitted that she brought the bees into the country illegally by concealing them under her habit Dec. 21 after a flight from Greece. It was not known how she hid them. She said she keeps bees to produce church candles from their beeswax. A church spokesman admitted that the nun had smuggled the bees into the country, but said police exaggerated the number and that there were only three or four queen bees and perhaps 100 others. All were confiscated and destroyed after the scheme came to light when she took the bees to the Ministry of Agriculture this week to be compared and mated with local varieties.” (Anonymous, Los Angeles Times, 1985). If you’re wondering, as I did, no follow-up story appeared detailing “how she hid them” in her habit. In an ironic case of “turnabout is fair play,” bees are now being used at borders to combat smuggling of drugs. The British company Inscentinel, a partner in Prevail, a multinational collaboration coordinated by the Swedish defense department, uses classical conditioning techniques to produce the Vasor 136, a detector comprising 36 honey bees trained to identify up to six chemicals via the proboscis extension reflex (Delaney 2011, Bogue 2015). Although bees were initially used to detect explosives, subsequent efforts to train bees to detect illicit drugs were successful. According to Inscentinel, “The smuggling of narcotics is a huge problem worldwide and probably the main use of sniffer dogs. At Inscentinel, we have used honey bees to detect concealed cocaine, heroin and 3,4-methylenedioxy-N-methylamphetamine (MDMA) in small amounts. They can also sniff out cigarettes once they have been trained to recognise low levels of nicotine” (Chamberlain and Rooth 2012). Perhaps the ultimate challenge for these sniffer bees would be to sniff out bees being smuggled in and out of the country in purses and trousers (and the occasional carnation in a lapel might be a distraction). Even though this remarkable technology hasn’t really been applied widely, it has received a lot of attention from the press. And yes, even from the perspective of the detection side of the smuggling process, the story is told with the same tired “sting operation” joke. One recent account of sniffer bees describes them with the headline “Buzz Kill for Bad Guys—Bees Sniffing out Illegal Drugs and Bombs.” According to the story, “This ‘sting operation’…is hopefully one you won’t forget once you learn more about how bees and wasps are being used to not only sniff out illegal drugs but also explosives” (Beverly 2014). And in 2013, the Daily Mail breathlessly introduced sniffer bees as the “new weapon in war on terror,” identifying the effort to train bees to sniff out bombs at Heathrow Airport as a “sting operation with a difference.” I respectfully disagree, at least as far as puns go. References Anonymous. 1922. Rescue of pet bees robbed of its sting. New York Times, 17 March 1922. http://query.nytimes.com/mem/ American Entomologist • Summer 2015 Downloaded from http://ae.oxfordjournals.org/ at Don Thomson on February 23, 2016 “Insect smuggling isn’t new by any means— dealers and collectors have been flagrantly flouting conservation laws since the passage of the Lacey Act in 1900, and in recent years, illegal insect trafficking has ramped up to a global scale.” smuggling in the past five years (Laufer 2010; Speart 2011). But the vast majority of insect smugglers transport dead contraband, which greatly reduces the logistical challenges of smuggling arthropods. Even the entrepreneurial criminals that smuggle live arthropods (to cater to the insatiable market for exotic pets) typically tuck them away in suitcases or send them by mail. It takes a special kind of determined scofflaw to smuggle live bees in your clothing. Were I to guess who would be most likely to smuggle live bees on their person, I’d guess it would be a beekeeper; after all, they’re accustomed to being around bees. Beekeepers were the original inventors and remain the principal practitioners of bee bearding (i.e., allowing vast numbers of bees to wander around on the face and body for the entertainment of onlookers, a diversion invented by British beekeeper Thomas Wildman sometime before 1748 [Bishop 2005]), so stashing a few bees in articles of clothing shouldn’t be a problem. In my Internet search, I couldn’t find any stories about beekeepers smuggling bees around the world secreted in pockets or pocketbooks, but I did find a story from February 1985, according to which a Greek Orthodox nun was arrested for “smuggling 6,000 bees in her habit”: Bogue, R. 2015. Detecting explosives and chemical weapons: a review of recent developments. Sensor Review 35: http:// www.emeraldinsight.com/doi/pdfplus/10.1108/SR-12-2014-0754 Chamberlain, K., and M. Rooth. 2012. Sniffer bees. C&I Magazine Issue 9, 2012, http:// www.soci.org/chemistry-and-industry/ cni-data/2012/9/sniffer-bees. Accessed 10 May 2015. Delaney, L. 2011. Military application of apiculture: the (other) nature of war. Master of Military Studies thesis, Marine Corps University, Quantico, VA, AY-10-11. Gaidos, S. 2008. Sting operation: scientists use bees and wasps to sniff out the illicit and the dangerous. Science News, 12 September 2008. Jacobson, R. 2012. Beekeepers feel the sting of climate change. PBS News Hour, 15 August 2012. http://www.pbs.org/newshour/ rundown/beekeepers-feel-the-sting-ofclimate-change/. Accessed 10 May 2015. Kemsley, J. Sniffer bees, airborne psychotropic drugs. C & EN 90: 64. Knoblauch, J. 2013. Feeling the sting: toxic pesticide threatens. Earthjustice, August 2013. http://bit.ly/1Iv7p2m. Accessed 10 May 2015. Laufer, P. 2010. The dangerous world of butterflies: the startling subculture of criminals, collectors and conservationists. New York, Lyons Press. MacRae, F. 2013. New weapon in war on terror...the sniffer bees. Daily Mail, 27 April 2013, p. 39. http://connection.ebscohost. com/c/articles/87328427/new-weaponwar-terror-sniffer-bees . Accessed 10 May 2015. ACCESSION # 87328427. Plumer, B. 2012. What will we smuggle in the future? Drones, coal and honeybees. Washington Post blog, 28 December 2012. http://wapo.st/1PfhK6C. Accessed 10 May 2015. Speart, J. 2011. Winged obsession: the pursuit of the world’s most notorious butterfly smuggler. New York, William Morrow. Viegas, J. 2011. Bees feeling the sting of huge population plunge. NBC News, May 11, 2011. http://nbcnews.to/1Iv7h35). Accessed May 10, 2015.. May Berenbaum is a professor and head of the Department of Entomology, University of Illinois, 320 Morrill Hall, 505 South Goodwin Avenue, Urbana, IL 61801. Currently, she is studying the chemical aspects of interaction between herbivorous insects and their hosts. DOI: 10.1093/ae/tmv032 ESA’s Online Career Center brings a world of entomologists together! Searching for a job? Looking to find a candidate for an open position? EMPLOYERS: Search resumes by name, education level and/or key words. Nearly 7,000 ESA members can post their resumes for free! Post your job ad for 60 days for any level of position you seek and include your logo and a PDF or Word document describing the position. 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U.S. Customs and Border Protection site, http://1.usa.gov/1Iv7ByA. Accessed 10 May 2015. Bannister, C. 2015. Undocumented worker bees busted in border smuggling operation. MRCTV, 8 May 2015. http://www. mrctv.org/blog/sting-undocumented-worker-bees-busted-border-smuggling-operation Berenbaum, M.R. 2007. Buzz-Woerter. American Entomol. 53: 68-69. Beverly, W. 2014. Buzz kill for bad guys— bees sniffing out illegal drugs and bombs. The High Tech Society, 8 July 2104. http:// thehightechsociety.com/bee-sniffing-device/. Accessed 10 May 2015. Bishop, H. 2005. Robbing the bees: a biography of honey—the sweet liquid gold that seduced the world. New York, Free Press.