the cult of celebrity - Gyldendal Uddannelse
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the cult of celebrity - Gyldendal Uddannelse
American pop artist Andy Warhol started making his famous Marilyn silkscreen prints after actress Marilyn Monroe's sudden death in 1962. This series is from 1967. THE CULT OF CELEBRITY Stars, Fans and Wannabes “In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes.” Andy Warhol 2 ANGLES 3 INTRODUCTION Juliet, Naked is a novel about an English couple, Annie and Duncan, and a fictitious American musician, Tucker Crowe. It is titled after one of Crowe’s albums. Below are the first pages of the book. English author Nick Hornby (b. 1957) is best known for the novels High Fidelity and About a Boy. Music or sport often plays an important role in the lives of his (male) characters. Juliet, Naked INTRODUCTORY QUESTIONS 1. Define the words star (person) and fan. 2. Are you a fan of any stars? If so, who and why? 3. Do you have dreams of becoming a star, or at least famous, yourself? Why/not? 4. 5. 6. 7. 4 ANGLES A wide-spread cult of celebrity, or fascination with fame and celebrities, seems to have come into existence in recent decades. What evidence do you see of this trend for instance on television or the Internet? Do you think that young people today are particularly influenced by the trend? Why/not? In 1968 the artist Andy Warhol made the prediction quoted on the previous page. Was he right? Why/not? Describe the cartoons below and explain what makes them (more or less) funny. Nick Hornby, 2009 T hey had flown from England to Minneapolis to look at a toilet. The simple truth of this only struck Annie when they were actually inside it: apart from the graffiti on the walls, some of which made some kind of reference to the toilet’s importance in musical history, it was dank, dark, smelly and entirely unremarkable. Americans were very good at making the most of their heritage, but there wasn’t much even they could do here. ’Have you got the camera, Annie?’ said Duncan. ‘Yes. But what do you want a picture of?’ ’Just, you know…’ ‘No.’ ‘Well . . . the toilet.’ ‘What, the . . . What do you call those things?’ ‘The urinals. Yeah.’ ‘Do you want to be in it?’ ‘Shall I pretend to have a pee?’ ‘If you want.’ So Duncan stood in front of the middle of the three urinals, his hands placed convincingly in front of him, and smiled back over his shoulder at Annie. Got it?’ ‘I’m not sure the flash worked.’ ‘One more. Be silly to come all the way here and not get a good one’.’ This time Duncan stood just inside one of the stalls, with the door open. The light was better there, for some reason. Annie took as Minne’apolis storby i delstaten Minnesota i det nordlige USA strike slå dank klam unre’markable almindelig, ikke bemærkelsesværdig ’heritage kulturarv u’rinal (US: ’urinal) pissoir pre’tend foregive, lade som om con’vincingly overbevisende flash blitz stall bås THE CULT OF CELEBRITY 5 ’reasonably med rimelighed block tilstoppe i’nitially til at begynde med shoot up tage stoffer med kanyle e’ventually til sidst good a picture of a man in a toilet as one could reasonably expect. When Duncan moved, she could see that this toilet, like just about every other one she’d ever seen in a rock club, was blocked. ‘Come on,’ said Annie. ‘He didn’t even want me in here.’ This was true. The guy behind the bar had initially suspected that they were looking for a place where they could shoot up, or perhaps have sex. Eventually, and hurtfully, the barman had clearly decided that they were capable of doing neither thing. Duncan took one last look and shook his head. ‘If toilets could talk, eh?’ Annie was glad this one couldn’t. Duncan would have wanted to chat to it all night. restroom toilet com’pletist samler (der vil have en komplet samling) re’tirement tilbagetræden gig koncert claim hævde school of thought teori ’fanciful fantasifuld, urealistisk screw knalde med pro’found gennemgribende 6 ANGLES Most people are unaware of Tucker Crowe’s music, let alone some of the darker moments of his career, so the story of what may or may not have happened to him in the restroom of the Pits Club is proba-bly worth repeating here. Crowe was in Minneapolis for a show and had turned up at the Pits to see a local band called the Napoleon Solos that he’d heard good things about. (Some Crowe completists, Duncan being one, own a copy of the local band’s one and only album, The Napoleon Solos Sing Their Songs and Play Their Guitars). In the middle of the set, Tucker went to the toilet. Nobody knows what happened in there, but when he came out, he went straight back to his hotel and phoned his manager to cancel the rest of the tour. The next morning he began what we must now think of as his retirement. That was in June 1986. Nothing more has been heard of him since – no new recordings, no gigs, no interviews. there; others claim he had a near-death experience after an overdose. Another school of thought has it that he caught his girlfriend having sex with his bass-player in there, although Annie found this theory a little fanciful. Could the sight of a woman screwing a musician in a toilet really have resulted in twenty-two years of silence? Perhaps it could. Perhaps it was just that Annie had never experienced passion that intense. Anyway. Whatever. All you need to know is that something profound and lifechanging took place in the smallest room of a small club. Annie and Duncan were in the middle of a Tucker Crowe pilgrimage. They had wandered around New York, looking at various clubs and bars that had some kind of Crowe connection, although most of these sites of historic interest were now designer clothes stores, or branches of McDonald’s. They had been to his childhood home in Bozeman, Montana, where, thrillingly, an old lady came out of her house to tell them that Tucker used to clean her husband’s old Buick when he was a kid. The Crowe family home was small and pleasant and now owned by the manager of a small printing business, who was surprised that they had travelled all the way from England to see the outside of his house, but who didn’t ask them in. From Montana they flew to Memphis, where they visited the site of the old American Sound Studio (the studio itself having been knocked down in 1990), where Tucker, drunk and grieving, recorded Juliet, his legendary break-up album, and the one Annie liked the most. Still to come: Berkeley, California, where Juliet – in real life a former model and socialite called Julie Beatty – still lived to this day. They would stand outside her house, just as they had stood outside the printer’s house, until Duncan could think of no reason to carry on looking, or until Julie called the police, a fate that had befallen a couple of other Crowe fans that Duncan knew from the message boards. Annie didn’t regret the trip. She’d been to the US a couple of times, to San Francisco and New York, but she liked the way Tucker was taking them to places she’d otherwise never have visited. Boze man, for example, turned out to be a beautiful little mountain town, surrounded by exotic-sounding ranges she’d never heard of: the Big Belt, the Tobacco Root, the Spanish Peaks. After staring at the small and unremarkable house, they walked into town and sipped iced tea in the sunshine outside an organic café, while in the distance an occasional Spanish Peak, or possibly the top of a Tobacco Root, threatened to puncture the cold blue sky. She’d had worse mornings than that on holidays that had promised much more. It was a sort of random, pin-sticking tour of America, as far as she was concerned. She got sick of hearing about Tucker, of course, and talking about him and listening to him and attempting to understand the reasons ’pilgrimage pilgrimsfærd ’various adskillige branch afdeling Mon’tana nordvestlig delstat thrillingly sindsoprivende spændende Buick amerikansk bilmærke ’Memphis by i den sydøstlige delstat Tennessee grieve sørge Berkeley /’bɜːkli/ universitetsby ved San Francisco-bugten ’socialite kendis, person der kommer meget i selskabslivet fate skæbne be’fall overgå ’message board forum på internettet, blog range bjergområde sip nippe til or’ganic økologisk oc’casional lejlighedsvis (forekommende) ’puncture (vb.) stikke hul i ’random tilfældig pin knappenål THE CULT OF CELEBRITY 7 i’tinerary rejseplan Pennsyl’vania nordøstlig delstat ’orthodoxy ortodoksi, rettroenhed ’heretic kætter com’munity fællesskab; menighed sub’scribe to tilslutte sig pre’posterous latterlig, urimelig a’larmingly foruroligende grizzled gråsprængt ’shotgun haglgevær di’stressing foruroligende dis’figured forvrænget rage raseri Canon Sureshot lille, almindelig kameramodel a’chieve opnå Za’pruder Abraham Zapruder: amerikaner der filmede Præsident John F. Kennedys tur igennem Dallas med amatørvideokamera og dermed attentatet på ham faithful tro, rettroende ’envy misunde per’turb forurolige conci’erge hotelansat der hjælper gæster med at arrangere ture o.l. the Missis’sippi stor flod, der løber midt igennem USA fra Minnesota i nord til Den Mexicanske Golf ved Louisiana i syd tick off sætte flueben ved the Thames /temz/ engelsk flod der bl.a. løber igennem London animated opstemt chatty snakkesalig course forelæsningsrække på et universitet Health and Safety britisk myndighed der fører tilsyn med arbejdsmiljøet keen stor, fin, skarp 8 ANGLES behind every creative and personal decision he’d ever taken. But she got sick of hearing about him at home, too, and she’d rather get sick of him in Montana or Tennessee than in Gooleness, the small seaside town in England where she shared a house with Duncan. The one place that wasn’t on the itinerary was Tyrone, Pennsylvania, where Tucker was believed to live, although, as with all orthodoxies, there were heretics: two or three of the Crowe community subscribed to the theory – interesting but preposterous, according to Duncan – that he’d been living in New Zealand since the early nineties. Tyrone hadn’t even been mentioned as a possible destination when they’d been planning the trip, and Annie thought she knew why. A couple of years ago, one of the fans went out to Tyrone, hung around, eventually located what he understood to be Tucker Crowe’s farm; he came back with a photograph of an alarmingly grizzled-looking man aiming a shotgun at him. Annie had seen the picture, many times, and she found it distressing. The man’s face was disfigured by rage and fear, as if everything he’d worked for and believed in was in the process of being destroyed by a Canon Sureshot. Duncan wasn’t too concerned about the rape of Crowe’s privacy: the fan, Neil Ritchie, had achieved a kind of Zapruder level of fame and respect among the faithful which Annie suspected Duncan rather envied. What had perturbed him was that Tucker Crowe had called Neil Ritchie a ‘fucking asshole’. Duncan couldn’t have borne that. After the visit to the restroom at the Pits, they took advice from the concierge and ate at a Thai restaurant in the Riverfront District a couple of blocks away. Minneapolis, it turned out, was on the Mississippi – who knew, apart from Americans, and just about anyone else who’d paid attention in geography lessons? – so Annie ended up ticking off something else she’d never expected to see, although here at the less romantic end it looked disappointingly like the Thames. Duncan was animated and chatty, still unable quite to believe that he’d been inside a place that had occupied so much of his imaginative energy over the years. ‘Do you think it’s possible to teach a whole course on the toilet?’ With you just sitting on it, you mean? You wouldn’t get it past Health and Safety’ ‘I didn’t mean that.’ Sometimes Annie wished that Duncan had a keener sense of humour – a keener sense that something might be meant humorously, anyway. She knew it was too late to hope for actual jokes. ‘I meant, teach a whole course on the toilet in the Pits.’ ‘No.’ Duncan looked at her. ‘Are you teasing me?’ ‘No. I’m saying that a whole course about Tucker Crowe’s twenty-year-old visit to the toilet wouldn’t be very interesting.’ ‘I’d include other things.’ ‘Other toilet visits in history?’ ‘No. Other career-defining moments.’ ‘Elvis had a good toilet moment. Pretty career-defining, too.’ ‘Dying’s different. Too unwilled. John Smithers wrote an essay for the website about that. Creative death versus actual death. It was actually pretty interesting.’ Annie nodded enthusiastically, while at the same time hoping that Duncan wouldn’t print it off and put it in front of her when they got home. ‘ca’reer-defining af afgørende betydning for karrieren THE CULT OF CELEBRITY 9 ‘I promise that after this holiday I won’t be so Tuckercentric,’ he said. ‘That’s OK. I don’t mind.’ ‘I’ve wanted to do this for a long time.’ ‘I know’ ‘I’ll have got him out of my system.’ ‘I hope not.’ ‘Really?’ ‘What would there be left of you, if you did?’ disa’bility handicap con’dition lidelse lecture (vb.) forelæse con’tribute bidrage con’vention konference spo’radic lejlighedsvis, sporadisk track nummer ’ob’scure lidet kendt EP ep, dvs. lille musikalbum med kun omkring fire numre ‘failure fiasko ’Manchester storby i det nordvestlige England a’muse more engi’neer tekniker bulk hovedpart con’jecture gisne inex’haustibly uudtømmeligt Na’thaniel West (egentl.) Nathanael West: amerikansk forfatter (1903-1940) HBO = Home Box Office amerikansk tv-kanal kendt for kvalitetsserier The Wire kritikerrost amerikansk tv-dramaserie der oprindeligt blev sendt på HBO 2002-2008 10 ANGLES She hadn’t meant it cruelly. She’d been with Duncan for nearly fifteen years, and Tucker Crowe had always been part of the package, like a disability. To begin with, the condition hadn’t prevented him from living a normal life: yes, he’d written a book, as yet unpublished, about Tucker, lectured on him, contributed to a radio documentary for the BBC and organized conventions, but somehow these activities had always seemed to Annie like isolated episodes, sporadic attacks. And then the internet came along and changed everything. When, a little later than everyone else, Duncan discovered how it all worked, he set up a website called ‘Can Anybody Hear Me?’, the title of a track from an obscure EP recorded after the wounding failure of Crowe’s first album. Until then, the nearest fellow fan had lived in Manchester, sixty or seventy miles away, and Tucker met up with him once or twice a year; now the nearest fans lived in Duncan’s laptop, and there were hundreds of them, from all around the world, and Duncan spoke to them all the time. There seemed to be a surprising amount to talk about. The website had a ‘Latest News’ section, which never failed to amuse Annie, Tucker no longer being a man who did an awful lot. (‘As far as we know,’ Duncan always said.) There was always something that passed for news among the faithful, though – a Crowe night on an internet radio station, a new article, a new album from a former band-member, an interview with an engineer. The bulk of the content, though, consisted of essays analysing lyrics, or discussing influences, or conjecturing, apparently inexhaustibly, about the silence. It wasn’t as if Duncan didn’t have other interests. He had a specialist knowledge of 1970s American independent cinema and the novels of Nathaniel West and he was developing a nice new line in HBO television series – he thought he might be ready to teach The Wire in the not-too-distant future. But these were all flirtations, by comparison. Tucker Crowe was his lifepartner. If Crowe were to die – to die in real life, as it were, rather than creatively – Duncan would lead the mourning. (He’d already written the obituary. Every now and again he’d worry out loud about whether he should show it to a reputable newspaper now, or wait until it was needed.) If Tucker was the husband, then Annie should somehow have become the mistress, but of course that wasn’t right – the word was much too exotic and implied a level of sexual activity that would horrify them both nowadays. It would have daunted them even in the early days of their relationship. Sometimes Annie felt less like a girlfriend than a school chum who’d come to visit in the holidays and stayed for the next twenty years. They had both moved to the same English seaside town at around the same time, Duncan to finish his thesis and Annie to teach, and they had been introduced by mutual friends who could see that, if nothing else, they could talk about books and music, go to films, travel to London occasionally to see exhibitions and gigs. Gooleness wasn’t a sophisticated town. There was no arts cinema, there was no gay community, there wasn’t even a Waterstone’s (the nearest one was up the road in Hull), and they fell upon each other with relief. They started drinking together in the evenings and sleeping over at weekends, until eventually the sleep-overs turned into something indistinguishable from cohabitation. And they had stayed like that for ever, stuck in a perpetual post-graduate world where gigs and books and films mattered more to them than they did to other people of their age. The decision not to have children had never been taken, and nor had there been any discussion resulting in a postponement of the decision. It wasn’t that kind of a sleepover. Annie could imagine herself as a mother, but Duncan was nobody’s idea of a father, and anyway, neither of them would have felt comfortable applying cement to the relationship in that way. That wasn’t what they were for. And now, with an irritating predictability, she was going through what everyone had told her she would go through: she was aching for a flir’tation flirteri mourning (her) sørgeoptog o’bituary nekrolog ’reputable velrenommeret ’mistress elskerinde im’ply antyde ’horrify forfærde daunt skræmme chum kammerat ’thesis universitetsspeciale ’mutual fælles arts cinema kunstbiograf, dvs. biograf med smalle, kunstnerisk ambitiøse film com’munity (her) miljø ’Waterstone’s britisk kæde af boghandler Hull by i Nordøstengland re’lief lettelse sleep over overnatte e’ventually til sidst, på et tidspunkt indi’stinguishable ikke til at skelne cohabi’tation samliv stick sidde fast per’petual evig post’graduate studenter-, (egentl.) vedr. overbygningsstudium post’ponement udskydelse ’comfortable tryg ap’ply ce’ment cementere predicta’bility forudsigelighed THE CULT OF CELEBRITY 11 ache for længes inderligt efter mournful sørgmodig uncon’ditional ubetinget faint vag af’fection ømhed em’brace kram de’sex gøre kønsløs pre’sumably formodentligt wistful vemodig re’gret (sb.) ærgrelse nappy ble ‘lavatory toilet ’decadent dekadent, dvs. præget af kulturelt og moralsk forfald (ofte i form af nydelsessyge og overdreven forfinelse) Comprehension child. Her aches were brought on by all the usual mournful-happy life events: Christmas, the pregnancy of a friend, the pregnancy of a complete stranger she saw in the street. And she wanted a child for all the usual reasons, as far as she could tell. She wanted to feel unconditional love, rather than the faint conditional affection she could scrape together for Duncan every now and again; she wanted to be held by someone who would never question the embrace, the why or the who or the how long. There was another reason, too: she needed to know that she could have one, that there was life in her. Duncan had put her to sleep, and in her sleep she’d been desexed. She’d get over all this, presumably; or at least one day it would become a wistful regret, rather than a sharp hunger. But this holiday hadn’t been designed to comfort her. There was an argument that you might as well change nappies as hang out in men’s lavatories taking pictures. The amount of time they had for themselves was beginning to feel sort of . . . decadent. 1. What sort of trip are Duncan and Annie on? 2. What are we told about Tucker Crowe? 3. How did Duncan and Annie’s relationship start? 4. Annie feels that her and Duncan’s lifestyle is “decadent”. What does she mean by this? Analysis and interpretation For help, see “Analysis Angles: Fictional Texts”. 1. Juliet, Naked starts in medias res. What does this term mean? Explain why it can be applied to the novel. 2. What type of narrator do we listen to – the 1st, 2nd or 3rd person type? 3. The narrator tells the story from the point of view of one of the characters – whom? How can we see this? And how does it influence the information and general impression we get? 4. Describe the tone with which the story is narrated. For instance, is it optimistic or resigned, sincere or ironic and humorous? Give examples. 6. Is Annie and Duncan’s lifestyle “decadent”, in your opinion? 7. What overall impression is given of fans in the excerpt? Consider the way Duncan and the rest of the “Crowe community” are portrayed. Pay special attention to the images used to describe them. Discussion 1. If you are or have been a fan, what are the most “fanatic” things you have done? 2. Is being a fan simply about admiring someone or something – or are more factors involved when somebody becomes a fan; e.g. psychological ones? Give reasons for your answers. 3. In your opinion, is there anything wrong with being a fan – or should it rather be viewed as something positive? Again, explain your views. What do the abbreviations e.g. and i.e. (see above and below) stand for and mean? Look them up – for instance, in the free online advanced learner’s dictionary from Cambridge or Oxford University Press. Writing 1. Imagine what happens next in the novel and write a one-page plot outline, i.e. a summary of how you think the lives of Duncan, Annie and, perhaps, Tucker Crowe will change during the next year or so. 2. In small groups, compare your stories by retelling them. Do not read from your text. 3. At home, one member of each group is to go online and find out what really happens in the novel and prepare a brief oral summary for your next English class. 4. When your teacher has handed back your plot summary and you have adjusted it in accordance with her comments and corrections, consider creating a portfolio for all your homework in the shape of a blog on the Internet. In this way, your teacher is able to see how you follow up on her recommendations, and you may show others your work and thoughts. You can create a free blog in a matter of minutes on, e.g., www.dinstudio.com. Simply choose “Blog” and follow the instructions. 5.Characterize Duncan Annie their relationship 12 ANGLES THE CULT OF CELEBRITY 13 Roleplay 1. Imagine that Duncan and Annie suddenly meet Tucker Crowe while on their trip to America. Form groups of three and divide the roles of Duncan, Annie and Tucker between you. Individually take time to consider how your character will react and together improvise a 5-minute dialogue. 2. If you liked acting, discuss how to improve your play (e.g. by making it funnier or more surprising) and write a proper manuscript. Include stage directions to the actors about what movements and facial expressions they should make. Then perform your play for everybody in class, or film it and upload it to a site where your classmates may watch it. Presentation 1. Prepare a slide show presentation (c. 3 slides) on a person you are a fan of or who simply deserves praise. This person must be from a country where English is the official language. In your presentation, give a few basic facts about the person and explain why you admire him/her. In your slides, include keywords and pictures. 2. If some your classmates have not made slide shows before, help them get started in PowerPoint or another programme. 3. Give your presentations in groups. The audience may offer constructive criticism (advice) on how to make an oral presentation and a slide show, but only if asked by the speaker. 4. Afterwards, consider turning your presentation into a fan page on a social networking service, e.g. Facebook. 14 ANGLES INTRODUCTION The following text is from the chapter on fame in The Philosophy of Andy Warhol. Warhol (1928-1987) was an American artist, film maker and celebrity, sometimes referred to as the “Pope of Pop Art”. He said of himself, with his usual sense of humour and paradox, “I’m a deeply superficial person”. Fame Andy Warhol, 1975 S ome company recently was interested in buying my “aura.” They didn’t want my product. They kept saying, “We want your aura.” I never figured out what they wanted. But they were willing to pay a lot for it. So then I thought that if somebody was willing to pay that much for my it, I should try to figure out what it is. I think “aura” is something that only somebody else can see, and they only see as much of it as they want to. It’s all in the other person’s eyes. You can only see an aura on people you don’t know very well or don’t know at all. I was having dinner the other night with everybody from my office. The kids at the office treat me like dirt, because they know me and they see me every day. But then there was this nice friend that somebody had brought along who had never met me, and this kid could hardly believe that he was having dinner with me! Everybody else was seeing me, but he was seeing my “aura.” When you just see somebody on the street, they can really have an aura. But then when they open their mouth, there goes the aura. “Aura” must be until you open your mouth. […] But being famous isn’t all that important. If I weren’t famous, I wouldn’t have been shot for being Andy Warhol. Maybe I would have been shot for being in the Army. Or maybe I would be a fat schoolteacher. How do you ever know? A good reason to be famous, though, is so you can read all the big magazines and know everybody in all the stories. Page after page it’s just all people you’ve met. I love that kind of reading experience and that’s the best reason to be famous. […] recently for nylig ’figure out regne ud office Warhol kaldte i 1970’erne sit atelier The Office, i 1960’erne The Factory hardly knap nok shot for being Andy Warhol Warhol blev skudt og alvorligt såret af Valerie Solanas, en militant og formodentlig psykisk syg feminist reading ex’perience læseoplevelse THE CULT OF CELEBRITY 15 Gri’stedes kæde af små supermarkeder i New York City drift (vb.) slentre aisle gang (fx mellem butikshylder) Mo’nique Van ’Vooren belgiskamerikansk skuespillerinde og kendis (f. 1925) ’Rudolf Nu’reyev verdensberømt russisk-fransk balletdanser (1938-1993) stockboy lagerdreng Time amerikansk nyhedsmagsin med et millionoplag dwell on dvæle ved de’vote vie ‘consciousness bevidsthed ob’sessed besat nutty (uformelt) skør ‘remake genindspilning crook (uformelt) forbryder 16 ANGLES The right story in the right place can really put you up-there for months or even years. I lived next to a Gristedes grocery for twelve years, and every day I would go in and drift around the aisles, picking out what I wanted—that’s a ritual I really enjoy. For twelve years I did this just about every day. Then one afternoon the New York Post ran a color picture of Monique Van Vooren and Rudolf Nureyev and me on the front page, and when I next went into the store all the stockboys started yelling “Here he is!” and “I told you it was him!” I didn’t want to go back there ever again. Then after my picture was in Time, I couldn’t take my dog to the park for a week because people were pointing at me. Some people spend their whole lives thinking about one particular famous person. They pick one person who’s famous, and they dwell on him or her. They devote almost their entire consciousness to thinking about this person they’ve never even met, or maybe met once. If you ask any famous person about the kind of mail they get, you’ll find that almost every one of them has at least one person who’s obsessed with them and writes constantly. It feels so strange to think that someone is spending their whole time thinking about you. Nutty people are always writing me. I always think I must be on some nutty mailing list. I always worry that when nutty people do something, they’ll do the same thing again a few years later without ever remembering that they’ve done it before—and they’ll think it’s a whole new thing they’re doing. I was shot in 1968, so that was the 1968 version. But then I have to think, “Will someone want to do a 1970s remake of shooting me?” So that’s another kind of fan. […] Nowadays if you’re a crook you’re still considered up-there. You can write books, go on TV, give interviews – you’re a big celebrity and nobody even looks down on you because you’re a crook. You’re still really up-there. This is because more than anything people just want stars. Andy Warhol’s silkscreen painting Self Portrait from 1967 […] Working for a lot of money can throw your self-image off. When I used to do shoe drawings for the magazines I would get a certain amount for each shoe, so then I would count up my shoes to figure out how much I was going to get. I lived by the number of shoe drawings—when I counted them I knew how much money I had. Models can sometimes be very rude. Because they get paid by the hour and put in their eight-hour day, when they go home they think they should still be getting paid. Movie stars get millions of dollars for nothing, so when someone asks them to do something for nothing, they go crazy—they think that if they’re going to talk to somebody at the grocery store they should get fifty dollars an hour. So you should always have a product that’s not just “you.” An actress should count up her plays and movies and a model should count up her photographs and a writer should count up his words and an artist should count up his pictures so you always know exactly what you’re worth, and you don’t get stuck thinking your product is you and your fame, and your aura. throw off (her) fordreje rude ubehøvlet get stuck thinking hænge fast i tanken THE CULT OF CELEBRITY 17 Comprehension 1. According to Andy Warhol, when is a celebrity most interesting to people? 2. Explain what he means when he says that “more than anything people just want stars.”, p. xx. Information search: obsessed fans 2. In pairs, find out more about an obsessed fan who has become famous himself, e.g. John Lennon’s stalker, or Jodie Foster’s, Madonna’s, Uma Thurman’s, Michael Douglas’ or George Harrisson’s. Take a few notes. 3. What are the downsides of being a celebrity according to Warhol? 4. What is Warhol’s final advice for famous people? Explain what he means in your own words. Do you think this is good advice? Analysis 3. Split up and find a new partner. On the basis of your notes, tell each other what you have found out. Then move on to another classmate. For help, see “Textual Genres” and “Non-Fiction Texts” in “Analysis Angles”. 1. To what genre (or mixture of genres) does the text belong? 2. Warhol did not sit down to write his books, but taped his conversations with friends and asked his secretary to turn the conversations into texts. How do the language and composition of the excerpt reveal that it is based upon conversations? Pictures: pop art For help, see “Analysis Angles: Pictures”. 1. In groups, analyse the Warhol picture of Marilyn Monroe at the beginning of the chapter in terms of its subject matter, medium, composition and use of colour. Also consider what its theme is and what it may say about the cult of celebrity. 3. Non-fiction texts usually aim to inform, persuade or entertain the reader (or do a combination). What is Warhol’s overall purpose in this text? Why do you think so? Parallels 2. In the same groups, describe the two pictures below, compare them to Warhol’s Marilyn and discuss what the message or point of each is. Again consider what they might say about the cult of celebrity. Compare “Fame” with the excerpt from Juliet, Naked in terms of 3. In class, present and discuss your interpretations of the pictures, i.e. what they are about and seem to express. tone, in particular the degree of sincerity and the use of humour or irony the portrayal of fans – e.g. do fans come across as (equally) obsessed, ridiculous and harmless in the two texts? Information search: Warhol 1. In groups of four, allocate the tasks of finding out more about A) Andy Warhol’s life B) his pop art C) his films D) the people who hung out at his first studio (The Factory) – particularly his so-called “superstars”. 2. Each person uses the Internet or a library and takes notes for a brief oral presentation. 1. Warhol talks about “nutty” fans that might be dangerous. In groups, discuss why some people become insanely obsessed with a particular celebrity. Try to give examples of such celebrity stalkers. Pictures: icons 1. Marilyn Monroe and, to some extent, Andy Warhol is considered an icon. When do stars become icons? For help, look up the word icon in an English-English dictionary. 2. Find pictures of people you consider icons. 3. Form of groups without showing your pictures to each other. In turns, describe one of your pictures in detail to the rest of the group, who should try to guess the identity of the person. 4. Discuss whether you agree that the people you have found are icons. 3. The group assemble and listen to each other’s presentations. 4. Extra: On Internet lists of Warhol quotes, each group member must choose her favourite quote, read it to the rest of the group and explain why she likes it. 18 ANGLES THE CULT OF CELEBRITY 19 Writing 1. Brainstorm: What characterizes a short story? 2. Write a short story about • a fan meeting his/her idol (and, perhaps, getting a big surprise), or • what it is like for a famous person to go on a blind date 3. In order to turn your story into a podcast, find an audio recorder on a computer (e.g. Sound Recorder, QuickTime Player or the free, downloadable Audacity) and record yourself reading your story. Also find some pictures that fit the story. 4. Go to an online podcast maker, e.g. Podomatic. Here, click on “Make a Minicast”, upload your audio files and pictures, choose settings for your presentation and wait for it to be made. 5. Post a link to the podcast on your blog, the class website, Facebook or in another forum and watch and listen to each other’s illustrated stories. INTRODUCTION The novel Kill Your Friends is set in London during 1997. In the following excerpts we listen to Steven Stelfox, an A&R executive (artist and repertoire) in a big record company (and a sociopath). The A&R division of a record label is responsible for finding new artists and overseeing their artistic development. Before this literary debut, Scottish author John Niven (b. 1967) was an A&R man in the music business himself. Kill Your Friends John Niven, 2008 A American artist David Lachapelle’s photographic print Amanda Lepore as Andy Warhol’s Marilyn from 2007. Lepore is an American model and performance artist who has undergone both cosmetic and sex change surgery 20 ANGLES couple of words for all you hopefuls out there in unsigned bands: Fuck. Off. Seriously, your parents are right. You may as well spend your guitar-string money on lottery tickets – your chances will be much the same. We receive upwards of three hundred unsolicited demo tapes every week. There are five other labels within our corporate group, all receiving about the same volume. That’s fifteen hundred demos a week. There are six other corporate groups, EMI, Universal, Warner Bros, Polygram, BMG and Sony, most with several labels within them, all receiving at least the same amount as us, and probably a little more. That’s over ten thousand little packages of hopes and dreams arriving every week. (And arrive is often all they do – the vast majority of these packages are never opened. They just lie in boxes and sacks around the A&R floor, where they seem to breed and multiply, spilling over the carpets and taking up sofa space until Tom, our work experience, has to lug sacks of them down to the incinerator where your hopes and dreams are – rightly – burned in the fires of hell.) Occasionally, if it’s a rainy afternoon and we’re really bored and want something to do, a few of the A&R staff will gather in someone’s office, roll ourselves a couple of thick spliffs, uncork a bottle of red, and go through one of the sacks marked ‘UNSOLICITED DEMOS’. These sessions usually end with two or three of us on our hands and knees on the floor howling, gasping for breath, ribs and facial muscles aching. un’signed uden pladekontrakt ’lottery ticket lotteriseddel ‘upwards of mindst, over unso’licited uopfordret ’label (her) pladeselskab ‘corporate group koncern ’volume mængde the vast ma’jority langt de fleste A&R = artist and repertoire den del af et pladeselskab der finder og vejleder nye kunstnere breed yngle ’multiply mangedobles work ex’perience erhvervspraktikant lug slæbe in’cinerator forbrændingsovn oc’casionally en gang imellem spliff joint un’cork tage proppen af session komsammen howl hyle (af grin) gasp for breath snappe efter vejret rib ribben facial ansigts ache gøre ondt THE CULT OF CELEBRITY 21 con’servatively forsigtigt inde’pendent (her) uafhængig af større koncerner roughly omtrent act (sb.) (her) kunstner break through slå igennem, opnå succes to some de’gree til en vis grad ’decent-sized pænt stor ’venue spillested re’coup genindvinde a’spiring fremadstræbende riches rigdom Bono forsanger i den verdensberømte, irske rockgruppe U2 Cristal dyrt mærke af champagne Grammy (oprind. Gramophone) Award. Amerikansk pris for årets bedste præstation i musikbranchen ‘spurious ufortjent, vildledende buzz begejstret summen gig koncert grand (uformelt) 1000 pund (£) K (uformelt) 1000 pack in kvitte Quadro’phenia britisk rockopera og -film fra 1970’erne om en teenager som kvitter sit job for at kunne hellige sig interessen for musik og fester ’slap-up (uformelt) overdådig feed (sb.) portion foder ’Bolton by i det nordvestlige England ’Euston togstation i det centrale London keen ivrig get cracking komme i gang ‘cretin tåbe in’evitably uvægerligt square one udgangspunktet con’tent tilfreds it is … down the line der er gået… i’nitial første triple tredoble(s) spunk (vulg.) sæd 22 ANGLES To this ten thousand we should add (conservatively) another couple of thousand to cover the demos received by all the independent labels. That makes roughly twelve thousand demos a week received by the whole industry – well over half a million a year. In any given year my company will maybe sign something like ten to fifteen acts. The whole UK industry probably signs – at most – a couple of hundred artists every year. Out of these two hundred, in a very good year, you might have twenty or so who break through to some degree, who get their records on the radio, their pictures in the music press, and who fill decent-sized venues. Out of this twenty maybe half will eventually recoup the money invested in them. That’s right – ten acts out of over half a million hopefuls will make themselves some real money. And yet a lot of aspiring musicians really believe that getting signed means they’ve made it, that the physical act of signing a recording contract means they’re on the way to fame, riches and drinking Bono’s Cristal at the Grammys. Here’s what’s more likely to happen: on the back of a spurious ‘buzz’ from the music press, a few packed gigs in tiny clubs and a couple of late-night radio plays, some idiot like Rob Hastings offers you a record deal for, ooh, let’s say, a hundred grand. Great! (You now owe us 100K.) You pack your job in Quadrophenia-style and take your parents out to the local Chinese for a slap-up feed where you tell them you’ll ‘never work again’. You leave Bolton (or wherever) and get off the train at Euston thinking to yourself, ‘I am the fucking king.’ You’re keen to get cracking on that debut album. However, the odds are that it will take Rob – or some cretin like him – months to make up his mind about a producer. He will then, inevitably, choose the wrong one. This guy will spend two or three months destroying what little talent you had to begin with and you’re back to square one. Not content with getting the wrong producer the first time, Rob will pick the wrong guy a couple more times. By the time you’ve gone through this process three times it’s a year down the line, the record still isn’t finished, and your initial recording budget has tripled to about three hundred grand. (You now owe us 400K.) By the time we finally get a single released your great mates over at press and radio could no longer give a good drop of spunk if you’re dead or alive. They liked you a year ago. They’ve got new bands to play with now. In fact, I’ll go you one further – the music Billede tekst her Billede tekst her press hates you now. You’ve gone from being the next Sex Pistols to the last Black Lace in twelve short months. So you get zero airplay and just a tiny smattering of reviews in the likes of the Aberdeenshire Gazette and the North Wales Chronicle (both of whom love the record; unfortunately no one who reads these papers is under sixty-five or lives within a hundred miles of a chart return shop). In an attempt to rebuild your profile we send you out on the road. But you’ve got a record company behind you now. Why would you travel in a Transit van like in the old days? So you get a fucking great tour bus the size of an aircraft carrier, six totally superfluous roadies, an outlandish catering company run by a pair of titless Notting Hill dykes and a light show with the equivalent power of the sun. Of course, you’re still selling zero records and playing tiny venues so you’re only getting paid about five hundred quid per show. However, the roadies/aircraft carrier/titless dyke/sun combo is costing something like five grand a fucking day. But – hey – we still believe in the band, man, so we underwrite the shortfall. You play twenty dates losing thousands every night, bringing your debt to us up to something like half a million quid. Oh, and by the way, your hundred-grand advance is now long gone. Where did it go? Well, let’s see: tax, 20 per cent to your manager, and huge legal fees (your lawyer – some utter lowlife like Trellick – spent a lot of time arguing about pointless clauses in order to line his own pockets) leaves maybe twenty grand. You pay yourselves the princely salary of two hundred quid a week each. Alas, thanks to hanging out with animals like me and Waters, you all now have chronic chang habits, so this Sex ’Pistols stilskabende engelsk punkband Black Lace britisk popgruppe, kendt for glad festmusik og fra Melodi Grand Prix ’airplay spilletid i radioen tiny smattering lillebitte antal re’view anmeldelse Aber’deenshire Ga’zette, lille provinsavis i britisk yderområde North Wales ’Chronicle lille provinsavis i britisk yderområde chart re’turn med indberetning til hitlisten Transit van varevognsmodel ’aircraft carrier hangarskib su’perfluous overflødig roadie person der opstiller og nedtager udstyr for musikere på turne out’landish eksotisk, ekstravagant titless (vulg.) uden bryster Notting Hill smart kvarter i London ’dyke (nedsættende) lesbisk ’e’quivalent tilsvarende quid pund (£) ’combo kombination under’write garantere, medunderskrive ’shortfall underskud debt gæld ad’vance forskud ’legal fee advokatudgift, gebyr for juridisk tjeneste utter komplet, total ‘lowlife kryb clause paragraf line (vb.) fylde, (egentl. fore) ’princely fyrstelig a’las ak chang (slang) kokain THE CULT OF CELEBRITY 23 as’sume antage wage bill lønudgift, lønningsregning broke (adj.) fallit rack up forøge gælden med G forkortelse af grand NME = New Musical Express britisk musikblad ex’pend ofre, anvende undi’luted ufortyndet medi’ocrity middelmådighed gross himmelråbende, kvalmende ’retail ’discount detailhandlens prisnedslag ’generate indbringe sub’human knap nok menneskelig slit skære over claw back kradse ind penny engelsk møntenhed, 0,01 £ ’option valgmulighed take it on the chin tage det som en mand chalk it down notere det ‘write-off (sb.) afskrivning, tab coach rutebil lager pilsner stack shelves fylde på hylder a’bysmal rædsom thirty-odd nogle og tredive bore rigid kede ihjel snort lines sniffe baner (af typisk kokain) ‘skanky (uformelt) tøjtet Nor’thampton ‘Roadmender spillested i det centrale England high-water mark højdepunkt ac’countant bogholder, revisor, cunt idiot; (egl. vulg. for) skede ’talent spotter talentspejder 24 ANGLES doesn’t go far. Assuming there are four of you in the band, this means a monthly wage bill of about three grand. You’re broke in a year. So we start advancing you extra money to cover the wages. A few months of this and you soon rack up another twenty Gs. Finally we release your debut album. The NME expends a hundred words – and no photo – to call it ‘undiluted piss’. We optimistically press five thousand copies. We sell seven hundred in the first week and two hundred in the second. Then, well, that’s it. No more. Not another copy troubles a chart return machine anywhere in the world. Ever. Thanks to a combination of your mediocrity and our gross incompetence your debut LP – the crystallisation of all the energy, insight and ambition of your young life – has sold nine hundred copies. With retail discounts you have generated maybe four thousand pounds’ worth of income. You are finished. Game fucking over. You are twenty-two years old and six hundred thousand pounds in debt to us – a bunch of subhuman demons who were your best friends a year ago but who would now gladly slit your throat and dance in your blood if we thought it would help us claw back a penny of your debt. But sadly that’s not an option. We take the loss on the chin, chalk it down as a write-off, and you get the coach back up to Bolton where you lie around your parents’ house drinking lager and crying for a few weeks until you go crawling back to your old job painting houses, stacking shelves, frying chips or whatever the fuck you used to do up there. Until the day you die – probably at age fifty-five through a combination of abysmal Northern lung cancer and thirtyodd years of back-breaking work – you will bore your friends rigid with stories about your twelve months on top of the world, snorting lines in the toilets of London nightclubs and getting your dick sucked by some skanky monster on a tour bus parked behind Northampton Roadmenders. The time you spent with us playing at being pop stars will probably be the high-water mark of your entire life. Someone like me will probably be somewhere among your dying thoughts. So, y’know, just don’t do it. Go and become an accountant, or an IT guy or something. Get a fucking job, you stupid cunt. […] Sometimes, when they’re trying to understand what A&R means, people who don’t know anything about the music industry will say, ‘Ah, so you’re talent spotters?’ This is inaccurate. Madonna, Bono, the Spice Girls, Noel Gallagher, Kylie ... do you really think any of that lot are talented? Don’t make me fucking laugh. What they are is ambitious. This is where the big money is. Fuck talent. Forget Rock and Roll, if he’d just turned the other way out of the schoolyard Bono could have been a very successful CEO of a huge armaments manufacturer. The Spice Girls? How driven are those boilers? You get these fucking indie bands moaning about having to get up before lunchtime once every three months to appear on some kids’ TV programme. In return for her fifteen minutes I guarantee you that Geri Halliwell would have risen at the crack of dawn every morning for a year and swum naked through a river of shark-infested, HIV-positive semen – cutting the throats of children, OAPs and cancer patients and throwing them behind her as she went – just to be allowed to do a sixty-second regional radio interview. This is the kind of person you want to sign. You’ve got a shot with that kind of attitude. Talented? Fuck off. Go and work in a guitar shop with all the other talented losers. […] With the indie kids you have to remember this: they really think that what they do matters in some way. They reckon that history will care. (They don’t know that history will have other shit to be getting on with.) The indie kids figure that they’re passing on the torch or some fucking thing. That, just as they were influenced by someone – the Velvet Underground, Jonathan Richman, the Stooges, whoever – then, in the future, young bands will be influenced by them. Maybe so. Maybe a few thousand malnourished cockless freaks scattered around the globe will give a shit. So what? Real people don’t care, do they? Real people put stone cladding and UPVC double-glazing on their council houses, they buy four albums a year and they want to be able to hear all the words. And there are fucking billions of them. That’s why I like it when you deal with a genuine pop act. It’s so refreshing and honest. Some greasy demi-paedo of a manager flops down in your office with three fit fifteen-year-old sluts on his arm. Half a GCSE between them, they say, ‘We want to be famous and make a lot of money.’ You know what? No problem. Let’s fucking rock. I might thereafter have to have the odd conversation about, for instance, do we need to Photoshop someone’s jugs to make them Noel ’Gallagher guitarist i det engelske rockband Oasis lot bundt, flok CEO = chief executive officer administrerende direktør ’armaments manu’facturer våbenfabrikant driven (adj.) stærkt motiveret, meget ambitiøs boiler (vulg.) so, kælling ’indie musik produceret på små pladeselskaber der er uafhængige (independent) af større, mere kommercielle selskaber; også om mindre kommerciel musik generelt moan beklage sig in re’turn til gengæld ’Geri ’Halliwell medlem af den britiske popgruppe Spice Girls crack of dawn daggry shark-in’fested myldrende med hajer ’semen sæd OAP = old age pensioner folkepensionist shot (her) chance, forsøgsmulighed ’reckon tro ’figure (vb.) forestille sig pass on the torch bære faklen videre, fortsætte en vigtig tradition ’Velvet ’Underground, ’Jonathan ’Richman, the ’Stooges banebrydende amerikanske navne inden for rockmusikken mal’nourished underernæret cockless (vulg.) uden penis scattered spredt ’cladding beklædning UPVC double-glazing slags dyree vinduer ’council house hjem i et socialt boligbyggeri genuine ægte re’freshing forfriskende greasy glat, slesk ’demi-’paedo (uformelt) halvpædofil flop down plumpe ned fit i god form; (uformelt) lækker slut tøjte GCSE = General Certificate of Secondary Education (svarer til) studentereksamen ’odd løjerlig jugs (vulg.) brystera THE CULT OF CELEBRITY 25 toilet flat (uformelt) meget lille lejlighed tuneless uharmonisk, umusikalsk Tom Ver’laine anerkendt amerikansk rockmusiker manu’facture fabrikere cent møntenhed, 0,01 $ ’interest rente second-guess regne ud hvad nogen vil gøre; spille bagklog over for inter’fere blande sig con’ceivable tænkelig ’edit skære til ap’palling rædselsfuld de’grading nedværdigende VJ = video jockey tv-vært der viser musikvideoer at’tention span (omtrent) koncentrationsevne ’Ritalin mærke af medicin til behandling af ADHD o.l. fuelled optanket ’infant spædbarn col’lusion hemmelig aftale ’publisher udgiver ’license (vb.) give tilladelse til at bruge ‘advert reklame petro’chemical vedr. kemikalier baseret på råolie el. naturgas whaling fleet hvalfangerflåde arms dealer våbenhandler under-ac’count aflægge regnskab med mindre beløb end de faktisk indtjente re’coupable der kan genindvindes ’staple hæfteklamme knock together flikke sammen hor’rendous forfærdelig fridge = refrigerator køleskab ’Plymouth engelsk by med stor flådehavn hooker luder knickers trusser Comprehension look bigger or firmer? What I won’t have to do is sit in some toilet flat at three in the morning, listening to tuneless B-sides and talking about, I don’t know, Tom Verlaine’s guitar solos. Because, really, who gives a fucking shit? […] But what is there to tell really? We’ll manufacture your records and put them in the fucking shops. We’ll try our best not to spend a red cent unless we’re sure we’ll get it back with interest. We’ll secondguess you and interfere at every conceivable stage of the artistic process. We’ll edit and remix tracks without your permission. We’ll force you to appear on appalling, degrading kiddies’ TV programmes where you will shake hands with Dobbin the Donkey and have to explain yourself to a teenage VJ with the attention span of a Ritalinfuelled infant. We’ll work you until you can’t stand up. In collusion with your publishers we’ll try and license your music to TV adverts for everything from banks to multinational petrochemical companies. (We’d license it to whaling fleets and arms dealers too if only they advertised on TV). We’ll under-account to you and charge you for every recoupable expense from the staples used to knock your horrendous contract together to the Coke you had from the fridge in my office. And if it doesn’t all work out, you’ll be dropped faster than a Plymouth hooker’s knickers when there’s a big ship in town. Discussion 2. To what extent is he: A). funny B). immoral C). discriminatory D). worth taking advice from? E) cynical F) self-loathing 3. Give your own examples of music that seems more manufactured than built upon the musicians’ talent. 4. Give other examples of people who have become celebrities without having much talent. 5. Some people have started using the term nonebrity about such people. Do you think this is a good term? Why/why not? Come up with your own term for describing this category of celebrities. 6. Imagine you worked in the A&R division of a record company. What kind of band would you sign in order to get a hit record? Paralells Duncan in Juliet, Naked? B). What are the information and stories does he use to support his advice? the “indie kids” in Kill Your Friends? 3. What is his opinion on “indie kids”, i.e. young people who consider popular music an art form and think that it should be independent of large record companies? For help, see “Analysis Angles: Fictional Texts”. 1. Is the story told in the 1st, 2nd or 3rd person, or in a combination? What is the effect of this – for instance, does it make the text seem more or less blunt or shocking? 2. Characterize the narrator’s tone and language. Give examples. 3. In your opinion, why has the author made the narrator sound like this? 4. All in all, what picture of the music industry is given? 26 ANGLES 1 Compare the attitudes to music in the excerpts from Juliet, Naked and Kill Your Friends. In other words, what does music mean to 1 A). What is the narrator’s advice for young people considering a career in the music industry? the narrator and his colleagues in Kill Your Friends? 2. What does music mean to you? Which attitudes to music in the two excerpts are closest to your own? 2. According to the narrator, what does it take to become a successful recording artist? Analysis and interpretation 1. What do you think of the narrator and what he says? Role play Characters The representative(s) of a big record company A young unsigned band Situation At a meeting, the record company tell the band what direction they want them to take in order for the company to offer a record contract. The band tell the record company what they think of the deal. Negotiation between the two parties begins. THE CULT OF CELEBRITY 27 Instruction • Form groups of 4-5 people and allocate the roles of band members and record company representatives. • Before the play begins, the band and the company should spend a few minutes on their own deciding what terms they are aiming for. • The record company start the play by welcoming the band and outlining their terms. Observation 1. Underline or list all informal words and phrases on the first two pages of the text. Informal language include slang, swear-words, emoticons (or, smileys), and casual or loose constructions common in spoken language. Such language is only suitable for some texts and situations, e.g. a text message, an e-mail between friends or a conversation with a family member. 2. In what types of texts and situations would such language work to your disadvantage? 3. Rewrite the section beginning with “Sometimes, when they’re trying to understand…” and ending with “…all the other talented losers”, p. xx, so that the language becomes more formal and the section could be used as “An insider’s view of the music business” in a career guidance book. Also, imagine that the publisher has forbidden the A&R man to insult anyone directly. Change as much as you like except for the main message. 4. In small groups, compare your rewrites and discuss whether they meet the requirements. Vocabulary 1. From the glossary to this text, choose ten words that would be useful to learn. Avoid names and informal, unusual and very difficult words. 2. Create a crossword puzzle out of the words with an online puzzle maker, e.g. the one on www.discoveryeducation.com/freepuzzlemaker. On this site, choose the “Criss-Cross” type and follow the instructions. When you give the clue for each word, you may write the Danish translation, explain the meaning in English or use an English synonym. 3. Print the puzzle and exchange puzzles with a classmate. If necessary, help each other solve the puzzles. 4. When done, write a sentence with each word in the puzzle you received. 28 ANGLES INTRODUCTION This article is from USA Today, one of the widest circulated newspapers in the United States. The reporter lives in Texas and writes “about behaviour and relationships” according to her Twitter profile. Generation Y’s goal? Wealth and fame Sharon Jayson, January 9, 2007 Ask young people about their generation’s top life goals and the answer is clear and resounding: They want to be rich and famous. Generation Y vestlige unge født i 1980’erne og de tidlige 1990’ere (efter Generation X) re’sounding rungende “When you open a celebrity magazine, it’s all about the money and being rich and famous,” says 22-year-old Cameron Johnson of Blacksburg, Va. “The TV shows we watch — anything from The Apprentice where the intro to the show is the ‘money song’ — to Us Weekly magazine where you see all the celebrities and their $6 million homes. We see reality TV shows with Jessica and Nick living the life. We see Britney and Paris. The people we relate to outside our friends are those people.” Eighty-one percent of 18- to 25-year-olds surveyed in a Pew Research Center poll released today said getting rich is their generation’s most important or second-most-important life goal; 51% said the same about being famous. Va. = Vir’ginia delstat i det østlige USA The Ap’prentice amerikansk reality-show Us Weekly amerikansk sladderblad Jessica and Nick Jessica Simpson, Nick Lachey: amerikanske popsangere med eget realityshow re’late to kunne relatere til, forholde sig til, sur’vey undersøge, interviewe Pew Re’search Center amerikansk forskningscenter poll meningsmåling re’lease offentliggøre THE CULT OF CELEBRITY 29 Phila’delphia storby i den nordøstlige delstat Pennsylvania fuel give næring til ‘sponsorship deal (aftale om) sponsorat ‘crossover (her) afsmittende mil’lennial årtusindglow skær glare blændende lys omni’present allestedsnærværende ’revel in sole sig i ac’customed vant shower (vb.) overøse ’accolade lovord means middel ’fortune formue; held ’glamorous glamourøs, attraktiv a’spiring fremadstræbende ’Thanksgiving amerikansk helligdag den fjerde torsdag i november hvor man fejrer høsten med en familiemiddag as’sociate’s de’gree in ap’plied arts toårig uddannelse i kunstindustri ’Dallas storby i den sydlige delstat Texas ’suburb forstad ’monetary pengemæssig bleak dyster escalate stige di’sparity ulighed ’en’vision forestille sig N.Y. New York: nordøstlig delstat acqui’sition erhvervelse, køb di’stinguish udmærke sig caste kaste, social rang carve out (her) skabe 30 ANGLES “We’re seeing the common person become famous for being themselves,” says David Morrison of the Philadelphia-based research firm Twentysomething Inc. MTV and reality TV are in large part fueling these youthful desires, he says. “Look at Big Brother and other shows. People being themselves can be incredibly famous and get sponsorship deals, and they can become celebrities,” he says. “It’s a completely new development in entertainment, and it’s having a crossover effect on attitudes and behavior.” The results of the Pew telephone survey of 579 young people describe the “millennial” generation (also known as Gen Y), who were born since the early 1980s and were raised in the glow and glare of their parents’ omnipresent cameras. While experts say it’s natural for humans to seek attention, these young people revel in it. They’re accustomed to being noticed, having been showered with awards and accolades. Add in the anything-is-possible attitude typical of youth overall, and experts say that even among millennials of lesser economic means, there is an optimism that fame and fortune can happen to anyone. “Society raised us where money is glamorous, and everybody wants to be glamorous,” says Jason Head, an aspiring actor who turned 26 just before Thanksgiving. He earned an associate’s degree in applied arts. To pay the bills, he’s a bar manager and bartender in the Dallas suburb of Plano. […] Life today is expensive Monetary realities are far bleaker for this generation than what their parents experienced. Costs for basics such as housing, insurance or education have escalated, even as income growth for the middle class has slowed. There’s also more disparity between rich and poor. So, these young people may well be dreaming when they envision futures filled with money and fame, suggests economist Robert Frank of Cornell University in Ithaca, N.Y. […] Robert Thompson, a professor of media and popular culture at Syracuse University, says one reason money appears so important is that modern American life “has a lot to do with acquisition.” “The way to distinguish ourselves is by our stuff,” he says. “In some cultures, you’re born into a caste. You know who you are, and it doesn’t change. Here, you have to carve out your identity, and one of British-American actress and fashion model Mischa Barton(b. 1986) in the glare of the spotlight in 2010. She is being filmed by, among others, her reality show crew. the most obvious ways to do that is to climb the ladder. It’s not about birth and class, but it is about financial status.”[…] Virginia entrepreneur Johnson started a dozen businesses before turning 21. He says celebrities, from athletes to actors and music stars, get huge amounts of money, so it’s not surprising young people want that, too. “Money creates the freedom to live the life we want,” he says. In addition to online business ventures such as selling Beanie Babies and gift cards, he has written a book, out this week from Simon & Schuster, You Call the Shots. The Pew study found young people are about twice as likely (14%) to admire an entertainer than a political leader (8%). “Famous people are in their faces so much more, and as a society, we have escalated the value we put on celebrities,” Thompson says. […] Now, young people can be celebrities in their own worlds by posting videos on YouTube, posing like a model on MySpace or creating an online reality show featuring themselves. Pew found 54% of those 18 to 25 have used social networking sites such as MySpace or Facebook; 44% have created a profile featuring photos, hobbies or interests.[…] Consumer psychologist Kit Yarrow of Golden Gate University in San Francisco worries about the downside of young people presenting themselves on the Web vs. the intimacy that comes with real communication. ‘dozen dusin, (omkring) 12 in ad’dition to foruden ’venture foretagende Beanie Baby en type bamse Simon & Schuster amerikansk forlag call the shots være den der bestemmer ’pose posere, optræde con’sumer forbruger ’intimacy nærhed THE CULT OF CELEBRITY 31 sense følelse vali’dation anerkendelse “My fear is not so much for our society but for a sense of emptiness and depression these kids might have as they age,” Analysis 1. List all the people that Sharon Jayson seems to have interviewed for the article, and for each person consider why they were interviewed. 2. Usually Jayson does not just sum up the interviews in her own words, but quotes from them as well – in fact, the article constantly changes between her words and quotes. Why do you think it has been written in this way? she says. “They’re putting their resources and energy and validation and self-worth into what people who aren’t close to them think of them, which is fame.” 3. Characterize the reporter’s own attitude towards Generation Y and their values. Is she neutral, or does she seem negative or positive? Give examples. Concerned about finances ’annual årlig college ’freshman førsteårsstuderende well off velstillet ‘monitor overvåge con’duct foretage striking slående, markant re’spondent svarperson junior på næstsidste studieår ’majoring in med hovedfag i Ark. = ‘Arkansas delstat i syden Mass. = Massa’chusetts nordøstlig delstat filthy (adv.) (uformelt) ekstremt, svin Comprehension In an annual survey of college freshmen by the Higher Education Research Institute at the University of California-Los Angeles, 2005 data show that money is much more on their minds than in the past. The percentage who say it is “essential” or “very important” to be “very well off financially” grew from 41.9% in 1967 to 74.5% in 2005; “developing a meaningful philosophy of life” dropped in importance from 85.8% in 1967 to 45% in 2005. The same was true for high school seniors in 1976 compared with those in 2005. Monitoring the Future, a study conducted annually by the University of Michigan, found striking differences in responses to the question “How important to your life is having lots of money?” In 1976, 15.4% of 3,009 respondents thought it was “extremely important,” compared with 25% of 2,587 young people in 2005. And in 2005, 5.6% thought having lots of money was “not important,” down from 11% in 1976. Mark Ayoub, 20, a junior majoring in politics and religion at Hendrix College in Conway, Ark., says at one time, he wanted to be famous in national politics but changed his mind after seeing how politicians have so little personal time. Rich, though, “appeals to me,” says Ayoub, who grew up in Needham, Mass., a suburb of Boston. “I don’t need to be filthy rich,” he says, “but I want to live above the minimum — not just pay the bills but enjoy comfort in life and not just provide a minimal experience for my kids.” 1. Why was this article written – what new information inspired it? 2. According to the article, how are Generation Y’s values different from those of previous generations, and what may explain this? For help, see “Analysis Angles: Fictional Texts” 4. Is the intended receiver of the article a young person or someone older – or is the article written equally for both age groups? Give examples from the text to support your answer. Discussion 1. Do you agree with the picture that the article paints of Generation Y? Why/why not? 2. Do you share the values and goals expressed by the two young men (Johnson and Mark Ayoub) in the latter half of the text? Why/why not? 3. How would you explain the differences between attitudes in 1967 and 2005 found in one of the surveys mentioned, p. xx? Paralells 1. Compare Generation Y’s attitude to fame as presented in the above article with Andy Warhol’s attitude to fame: How important and desirable does fame seem to Warhol and today’s young people, respectively? Explain the differences in their attitudes to fame. Use the texts, but also consider other factors, e.g. the stages they have reached in their careers. 2. Based upon the last part of “Fame”, p. xx, what would Warhol think of the “new development” in which we are “seeing the common person become famous for being themselves”, p. xx? 3. How may the new generation’s goals be harmful or difficult to achieve according to some of the experts interviewed? 4. Why is it that modern American life “has a lot to do with acquisition” according to Professor Robert Thompson? 32 ANGLES THE CULT OF CELEBRITY 33 Roleplays • In pairs, with one person being representative of 1967, the other of 2005, discuss and defend the values of “developing a meaningful philosophy of life” vs. being “very well off financially”. • In groups, imagine you are a family in which the teenager comes home telling his/her parents that s/he wants to participate in a reality show. How do the parents and siblings react? Why does the teenager want to be in the show? Writing 1. Brainstorm in class: What defines the type of article called an “opinion piece”? 2. Individually, write such an article, in 400-500 words, for an international newspaper. In it you must try to characterize the values of your generation, i.e. people at your age plus/minus five years. Base your description on yourself, your friends, schoolmates and the media. Also write what you think of these values. 3. Create word clouds from the article by pasting it into, e.g., www.wordle.net. Then circulate in class telling others about your views on your generation’s values using the word clouds as your only manuscript. Pictures 1. Make a digital collage about your generation and their values and interests. Find pictures illustrating this on the Internet and arrange them with an online collage maker, e.g. the one on www.photovisi.com. On this site, select a template, upload your pictures, choose a background picture/colour, and add some text, e.g. ad slogans, headlines from articles, quotes from song lyrics or your own words. Make final adjustments to your collage, save it by pressing the “Finish” button and then download it. 2. In groups, each person must show their collage and explain why it represents their generation. The other students should consider whether they agree with this portrayal of their/the speaker’s generation. INTRODUCTION The following article is from BNET, an American online magazine on issues of business management. The young writer sometimes uses the name Entry-Level Rebel. Is Facebook Turning Generation Y Into a Bunch of Narcissists? Jessica Stillman, December 14, 2010 T hroughout history, people have used tools to share plans, build relationships and trumpet their achievements. Only in the past they were more likely to use a telegraph, a pony messenger or a campfire story than the likes of Facebook and Twitter. That’s how the conventional wisdom goes at least. But some experts are arguing that social media has fundamentally transformed not only the means of communication, but the content – and the people doing the communicating. And in the process, it is altering an entire generation’s career ambitions. Elizabeth Currid-Halkett, a professor at USC’s School of Policy, Planning and Development and author of the new book Starstruck: The Business of Celebrity, contends that the confluence of a new corrosive celebrity culture and the growth of technology that enables oversharing has led to a spike in narcissism among young people. In an interview with Entry-Level Rebel, she explains why broadcasting what you had for breakfast on Facebook does more harm than boring your friends. Is there any hard evidence that young people are more narcissistic on the whole than older generations? There actually is. 34 ANGLES Generation Y vestlige unge født i 1980’erne og de tidlige 1990’ere (efter Generation X) bunch (uform.) samling, flok ’narcissist narcissist, person præget af overdreven selvoptagethed og manglende evne til at engagere sig i andre ‘trumpet (vb.) udbasunere a’chievement præstation con’ventional traditionel, vedtagen means middel ‘content indhold ‘alter ændre USC University of Southern California ‘policy (virksomheds)politik, målsætning ‘starstruck benovet over berømthed con’tend hævde ’confluence sammenløb cor’rosive nedbrydende en’able muliggøre spike kraftig stigning ’narcissism narcissisme, overdreven selvoptagethed og manglende evne til at engagere sig i andre ’entry-level på begynderniveau; i bunden af en organisation ’rebel oprører, rebel ’broadcast udsprede, offentliggøre ’evidence beviser, dokumentation THE CULT OF CELEBRITY 35 marked markant ’inventory liste af træk; (egentl.) inventarliste 36 ANGLES There’s been studies done that have demonstrated that there’s actually been a marked upswing in what they call the Narcissistic Personality Inventory since 2002. What’s to blame for that? The currency of celebrity in today’s society is oversharing. It’s all about this collective obsession about them as people rather than being film stars or looking gorgeous on the red carpet. It’s about these banal details of their lives, and since that’s the currency in which we create celebrities, anyone can play a role in that. Facebook is such a perfect example of this. So many of us are spending so much time on Facebook cultivating these personalities, cultivating in our way a fan base through status updates about little, intimate details of our lives, and there’s no question that that’s just an incredible self-obsession at play. The 1903 oil painting Echo & Narcissus by the English Pre-Raphaelite artist John William Waterhouse currency valuta ob’session besættelse ’gorgeous pragtfuld ’’cultivate opdyrke ‘intimate privat self-ob’session selvoptagethed, (egentl.) ‘selvbesættelse’ THE CULT OF CELEBRITY 37 ‘decade årti ‘current nuværende a’chievement præstation as’sociate forbinde re’quire kræve pro’saic prosaisk, banal ‘entryway (her) adgangsbillet ’Cheetos majsmelssnack med ostesmag af’fect påvirke e’laborate on uddybe, forklare nærmere Us Weekly a merikansk sladderblad hinge on afhænge af scoop skefuld en’gage with indlade sig med ’public (subst.) (her) publikum end formål ’payback afkast, belønning ‘average gennemsnitlig, almindelig at the ex’pense of på bekostning af ap’ply for ansøge om Movie and sports stars have been around for decades. What’s the difference between celebrity now and celebrity in the past? Is it just that we’re more interested in who stars are married to and where they shop today? Celebrity in current society doesn’t always have to do with achievement. If you look historically at celebrity, it certainly was associated with some sort of achievement, whether it was playing sports or starring in films, those things require real talent. Now, as a society, there’s no question that we’re more interested in prosaic details than celebrities as icons of perfection. That may have been their entryway into stardom. Angelina Jolie certainly became famous because she is a beautiful, Oscar-winning actress. That was her channel, but what we care now about is, oh my gosh, she fed her kids Cheetos! And that’s totally strange and unlike anything we’ve seen before. How do you think this change in the nature of celebrity is affecting normal, non-celebrities? Can you elaborate on social media’s role in this change? The first thing is, of course, suddenly our stars become people “like us” if we want to use Us Weekly’s mantra. That gives us more channels to become our own version of celebrities. Reality TV stars’ celebrity hinges on us getting scoops on their day to day lives. If we look at Facebook “celebrities” it’s the same thing. The people on our Facebook page that get the most comments, that we spend the most time looking at, are the ones constantly sharing information about themselves and engaging with their public. The question is, to what end? If you’re Angelina Jolie, if you’re on the cover you’re selling magazines, maybe getting more film roles, so there’s an obvious payback for your celebrity. But for the average person, spending too much time on oversharing comes at the expense of doing something else whether it’s reading a good book, applying for a job or writing something that could get published. […] I read a great post on a blog called wanderingstan recently that talked about how all the author’s Facebook friends have these 38 ANGLES shiny online personas that don’t accurately represent their less shiny real lives, and that following them gives him a sense of inadequacy. Has your research turned up anything similar? What I think you’re getting at, which is so fascinating, is that there’s almost a dichotomy out there. On the one hand things like Facebook and Twitter enable us to share banality – the “so and so is eating a bagel” “this is what I had for breakfast” stuff which is just totally not interesting and yet for some reason we find it compelling. On the other hand, when you look at people’s profiles they’re able to create this more glamorous existence than they really have. People always look great in their photos, they’re doing something quirky or interesting, they have very obscure music interests. They create this persona while also oversharing the stuff that’s not interesting. All of that it speaks to the way in which we, on these social media sites, actually cultivate a type of celebrity. If you take out the fact that it’s your random friend from high school and not Angelina Jolie, they engage in the same kind of behavior. It’s the cultivation of a certain kind of outward appearance. It’s also that we’re fascinated with these really small details. So it’s actually not very different. And the question is if we’re busy doing that are we not busy doing things that are actually important? Are we ceasing to link recognition with achievement? As a society do we stop saying the way in which we gain acclaim is by working hard at the office, by achieving, by promotion? Is it more like there’s a whole other way in which I can create my own version of a fan base? Comprehension per’sona (her) identitet i’nadequacy mangelfuldhed dichotomy /dæɪˈkɒtəmi/ tvedeling, modsætning com’pelling fængslende ’glamourous glamourøs, betagende ’quirky finurlig ob’scure lidet kendt ‘random vilkårlig, tilfældig ‘outward ydre ap’pearance fremtoning cease holde op med link (vb.) sammenkæde recog’nition anerkendelse gain ac’claim opnå anerkenelse pro’motion forfremmelse 1. According to Elizabeth Currid-Halkett, there is an increase in narcissism among young people today. What is narcissism, and who is Narcissus after whom the term is named? Use the picture below in your answer. For help, use an encyclopedia, e.g. Wikipedia. 2. What two factors have caused the increase in narcissism according to Currid-Halkett? 3. What does “oversharing” mean in this context? 4. According to the article, how may oversharing be useful if you are a celebrity, but a waste of time if you are not? 5. What are our two overall ways of using social networking services according to the professor (what she calls “a dichotomy”)? 6. Explain “the sense of inadequacy” felt by the blogger who is mentioned on pp. xx. THE CULT OF CELEBRITY 39 Analysis For help, see “Analysis Angles: Non-Fictional Texts” Pictures 1. What type of article is the text? 2. What is the journalist’s attitude towards the interviewee? Is she critical, neutral, in agreement or…? 2. Create a picture yourself titled Modern Narcissus. You may use any medium or technique available whether it is painting, drawing (programmes), photography, collage or mixed media. Then circulate in class and explain the thoughts behind your picture to a handful of classmates – one at a time. 3. In the text, how can we see that it is from a business magazine, i.e. written for business people? Discussion 1. Do you agree that many young people are narcissists and behave as described? Why/why not? 2. Are you on Facebook, Twitter or another social networking service? Why/why not? 3. Do you or someone you know use these networking websites to give the impression of a “more glamorous existence” or to act like an actual celebrity? If so, how is this done? 4. Do you ever feel a ”sense of inadequacy” (cf. comprehension q. 6 above) when you look at other people’s profiles on social media sites? 5. Do those of you who are on such a site have any advice for newcomers (some do’s and don’t’s)? Writing 1. Brainstorm: As a journalistic genre what characterizes an interview? 2. Do an interview with a classmate on his/her use of social networking services. Prepare questions before the interview, but feel free to ask more questions. Remember to record the interview (e.g. on a mobile phone) or take notes, and to take a photo of your classmate. 1. How is narcissism portrayed in John William Waterhouse’s painting below? Consider the persons and their facial expressions, body language, eye gaze direction and surroundings as well as the composition and use of light, colours and symbols. Observation 1. Find a partner and, on one or more social networking websites, observe and describe a phenomenon of your own choice. For instance, you could look into how status updates, pictures or stated hobbies are used to create a certain persona what types of responses status updates get (if any) where, when and why emoticons (smileys) are used to what ends certain politicians use their profiles or status updates how Danes use English in their mutual communication how correct the English is in terms of grammar and spelling and whether correctness matters on these sites 2. Split up and individually circulate in class telling other students what you have found out. 3. Turn your conversation into an article similar to the one above. Edit what was said in order to avoid repetition and anything irrelevant or unclear. Also, write a short introduction, come up with a headline and write a caption for the picture. 4. Upload your article to the class website, or your blog, for your classmates to read. 40 ANGLES THE CULT OF CELEBRITY 41 INTRODUCTION Analysis Teenage Paparazzo is an American documentary about a 14-year-old paparazzi photographer named Austin Visschedyk. Director Adrian Grenier (b. 1976) is best known as an actor in the television series Entourage and in the Hollywood film The Devil Wears Prada. Teenage Paparazzo Adrian Grenier, 2010 Pre-watching 1. At the beginning of the film, what techniques are used to present paparazzi as something annoying and menacing? See e.g. “Editing” and “Camera movement” in “Analysis Angles: Films”. 2. How do Austin’s life, behaviour and goals change during the film? 3. How does Adrian’s and Austin’s relationship develop? 4. How does the director give us a sense of how Austin and his mother feel about the documentary and their roles in it? 5. Comment on what devices the film uses to give a sense of speed and the adrenaline rush of the paparazzi. Think, for instance, about camera movement, editing and other cinematic devices. 6. Does the film carry any messages, or is it neutral in its presentation of the subject matter? Give reasons for your answer. 1. Read about the movie on the Internet in order to get an idea of its content. Find information on at least two websites. 7. How is the film different from many other documentaries? 2. In pairs, tell each other what you have found out and what kind of websites you used. 3. Read the comprehension and analysis questions below and in class divide them among you. Start taking notes for your questions while watching the film. Comprehension 1. How do Adrian and Austin meet? 2. What do we learn about the life of each at the beginning of the film? 3. What do the people interviewed say about the relationship between celebrities and the paparazzi/the media? How do they think it has changed? 4. How do the interviewees explain people’s attraction to celebrities? In their opinion, how and why has this interest changed? 5. Explain the origin and root meaning of the word “paparazzo”. How do “paparazzo”, “paparazza” and “paparazzi” differ in meaning/grammar? 6. Explain the meaning of the following words and phrases and, if possible, the context in which they are used in the film: For help, use dictionaries, e.g. an online advanced learner’s dictionary. – – – – – – 42 ANGLES a fortuitous encounter a stakeout a tabloid (paper) to hover over your child double standards to antagonize – – – – – – to cross over the threshold a luminary a parasocial relationship precocious shallow exploitation THE CULT OF CELEBRITY 43 Parralells 1. What observations and views in the movie echo those expressed in the articles “Generation Y’s goal? Wealth and fame”, p. xx, and “Is Facebook Turning Generation Y Into a Bunch of Narcississists?”, p. xx? 2. Compare the fans we see or hear about in the movie to those in Juliet, Naked, p. xx, and “Fame”, p. xx. How are they different, or similar? Pictures 1. Brainstorm: What characterises a documentary film? 2. In groups, prepare a short documentary film (c. 5 minutes) about one or more fans – or a (minor) celebrity you know. Who do you want to interview? What questions should be asked? Apart from the interview, what other footage would be relevant? What structure do you want the film to have? Discussion 1. What do you think of the fact that Austin’s parents allow him to work as a paparazzo? 2. To what extent is Adrian to blame for the change in Austin’s behaviour in the middle of the film? 3. At the end of the film, does Austin do the right thing in turning down a TV offer and escaping media attention? Why/why not? 4. Are the paparazzi violating the celebrities’ privacy, or should the celebrities accept them as part of their career? Give reasons for your answer. What camera equipment do you have (access to)? Do you know how to edit your footage? If not, who might help you, or teach you how? 3. Shoot and edit your documentary. Make room for new ideas as you go along. 4. Show your film in class after a short introduction about your intentions (and your problems realising them). 5. Should people stop buying gossip magazines if they do not approve of the paparazzi’s methods? Why/why not? 6. Why do you think so many of us find celebrities’ private lives fascinating? Writing 1. Brainstorm in class: What characterizes a movie review? 2. Revision in class: What is an opinion piece? (Cf. the writing exercise on p. xx to “Generation Y’s goal…”) 3. On your own, write one of the following texts in about 400 words: a review of Teenage Paparazzo for an international youth magazine an opinion piece for an international newspaper commenting on the use of paparazzi photos in the press 4. In your text, use at least four of the words or phrases in comprehension question 6 above. 44 ANGLES THE CULT OF CELEBRITY 45 The original ladies’ man Lord Byron INTRODUCTION The following article is taken from The Sun, the biggest selling newspaper in the United Kingdom. Lord Byron (1788-1824) was a famous (and notorious) English poet. The journalist Oliver Harvey is the chief feature writer at the paper. His passions included brandy and bling – and bedding hundreds of lust-crazed groupies. Lord Byron’s life of bling, booze and groupie sex Oliver Harvey, August 15, 2008 Lord Byron skandaleombrust engelsk digter (1788-1824) bling (slang) smykker og andre former for tilbehør booze (slang) spiritus groupie person (ofte ung kvinde) der forsøger at møde en bestemt berømthed, især at have sex med denne 46for ANGLES brandy brændevin der minder om cognac bed (vb.) gå i seng med ‘lust-crazed vanvittig af begær More than 150 years before the wild excesses of today’s football and pop stars, English Romantic poet and bedhopper Lord Byron was the original “rock ‘n roll” celebrity. The dashing aristocrat’s racy lifestyle, palatial homes and oceans of female fan mail created a circus not unlike the one surrounding David Beckham today. The author of epic romantic poem Don Juan, Byron seduced women with his verse and was famously described by a lover as “mad, bad and dangerous to know”. Now never-before-published letters have emerged proving his female fans were every bit as smitten as those who were later to swoon over Becks and his fellow stars. Their letters had daring sexual undertones for the times. One waxed lyrically: “Why, did my breast with rapture glow? Thy talents to admire? Why, as I read, my bosom felt? Enthusiastic fire.” The writer later told how she was “trembling” as she gazed at her idol’s portrait. Byron lived fast and died young, aged just 36. He claimed to have bedded 200 women in two years in Venice alone – but was also bisexual and had an affair with a teenage Greek boy, Nicolo Giraud. Byron’s tousled, foppish look and love of outrage was uncannily like Mick Jagger in his heyday, as well as modern-day shock merchants Pete Doherty and Russell Brand. At a Rolling Stones concert in London’s Hyde Park in 1969, Jagger even sported a Byronstyle white smock and read a poem by his poet pal, Percy Shelley. Pre-dating today’s celebrity cribs, Byron’s palatial homes included Newstead Abbey, Notts, and Swiss summer residence Villa Diodati, on the shores of Lake Geneva. Victorian Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli said of meeting him: “Such a fantastic, effeminate thing I never saw.” “It was all rings and curls and lace . . . he looked more like a girl than a boy.” ex’cess udskejelse dashing flot, elegant ’racy vovet pa’latial paladsagtig, prægtig ‘epic episk, fortællende se’duce forføre e’merge dukke op smitten forelsket swoon dåne daring vovet wax ’lyrically = (fejl for) wax lyrical formulere sig begejstret og poetisk ’rapture henrykkelse, ekstase thy (ældre) din ’bosom bryst tremble skælve gaze stirre ’Venice Venedig ’tousled pjusket ’foppish lapset ’outrage skandale un’cannily utroligt, uhyggeligt Mick Jagger forsanger i den engelske rockgruppe The Rolling Stones ’heyday storhedstid shock ’merchant person der lever af at forarge, provokatør Pete ’Doherty skandaleombrust engelsk rockmusiker Russell Brand excentrisk og kontroversiel engelsk komiker Sport (vb.) være iført smock blusekjole pal kammerat Percy Shelley engelsk romantisk digter (1792-1822) pre’date gå forud for crib (slang) hus ‘Newstead ‘Abbey stort gods (oprind. kloster), tilhørte i århundreder Byrons slægt indtil han tynget af gæld solgte det Notts = Nottinghamshire amt i det centale England Swiss schweizisk Villa Diodati gods som Byron lejede Lake Ge’neva Genfersøen, beliggende mellem Frankrig og Schweiz Vic’torian fra perioden 18371901 hvor Dronning Victoria regerede Storbritannien ef’feminate feminin lace blonde THE CULT OF CELEBRITY 47 Pete Doherty, 2009 es’sentially i bund og grund rack up akkumulere ale type øl der er overgæret og typisk mørk og bitter ex’travagantly ødselt item genstand brooch broche belt buckle bæltespænde tooth pick tandstikker im’mense enorm WAGs = Wives And Girlfriends brugt om hustruer og kærester til professionelle fodboldspillere re’veal afsløre irre’sistible uimodståelig de’sire (sb.) begær humble ydmyg pay ‘tribute to hylde shrine alter 48 ANGLES David McClay, curator of the National Library of Scotland’s John Murray Archive, where the newly published Byron fan mail is kept, said: “I imagine that if Lord Byron was alive today he would be a rock star.” “He was probably the first celebrity known across Europe as well as Britain. He got lots of fan mail from women desperate to meet him. Some were essentially stalkers.” Byron racked up huge bills on booze and bling, and Mr McClay said: “We have bills and receipts for large sums spent on brandy, wine, ale and meals.” “He also spent heavily on jewellery, cosmetics and tooth-cleaning powder.” “He spent extravagantly on items such as brooches, belt buckles and even a gold tooth pick. His bills for clothing were immense.” Like today’s would-be WAGs, women would send him letters begging for signed books, a lock of hair or the chance to get to know Byron in whatever way he wanted. The hundreds of fan letters to Byron have been studied by Oxford University expert Corin Throsby. She revealed that one fan called Anna wrote of the “irresistible desire” she felt “paying my humble tribute at the Shrine Of Genius”. Mick Jagger, Hyde Park, 1969 THE CULT OF CELEBRITY 49 ’Echo (i græsk mytologi) nymfe der forelsker sig ulykkeligt i ynglingen Narcissus prompt foranledige ’gratify tilfredsstille Green Park park i London steamy hed Led Zep = Led Zeppelin engelsk rockgruppe knickers trusser Tom Jones walisisk popsanger narrative fortællende ’instant øjeblikkelig Another, simply calling herself Echo, wrote: “Should curiosity prompt you, and should you not be afraid of gratifying it, by trusting yourself alone in the Green Park at seven o’clock, you will see Echo.” Such steamy passions would later be mirrored by modern rock groupies jumping into bed with the likes of Jagger and Led Zep and throwing their knickers at Tom Jones and Take That. George Gordon Byron was born in London in 1788. At just 24 his narrative poem, Childe Harold’s Pilgrimage, won him instant, reality TV-like fame. Comprehension Analysis 1. What was the occasion of the article; i.e. why was it written at this specific time? 2. In what ways was Lord Byron like modern celebrities? 3. Why did Byron leave Britain? For help, see “Analysis Angles: Non-Fiction Texts”. 1. How would you describe the language and tone of the article? Give examples. 2. On what part(s) of Byron’s life does the article focus? Why? 3. Comment on the title. Why has the writer chosen this title? ’gra’dation (her) gradvis opstigning ’mastery beherskelse un’nerved nervøs prim snerpet ’plagued plaget in’cestuous incestuøs, blodskams- Kurt Co’bain amerikansk musiker (1967-1994), forsanger og guitarist i Nirvana Jim ’Morrison amerikansk musiker (1943-1971), forsanger i The Doors pre’serve bevare ex’hume opgrave vault krypt ‘manhood (her) penis 50 ANGLES One writer of the times reflected: “The effect was electric – his fame had not to wait for any of the ordinary gradations, but seemed to spring up, like the palace of a fairy tale, in the night.” And in an early mastery of PR spin, as Byron’s fame grew his publishers made sure his picture appeared on all his books. He understood the power of fame and loved it. In 1812 he began a scandalous affair with a married fellow aristocrat, Lady Caroline Lamb – a woman so wild that even Byron was unnerved. But just three years later, seeking respectability, he married Caroline’s cousin Lady Annabella Milbanke, who was clever and rich yet prim and religious – and totally unsuited to him. The marriage ended after just one year – Byron was said to have forced Annabella to do “unnatural acts” – yet he soon found himself plagued by more rumours – this time over an incestuous affair with his married half-sister Augusta. One of her children was probably his. Aged 28, the shame forced him to leave Britain for Europe. Like modern rockers Kurt Cobain, and Jim Morrison, Byron died young – helping to preserve his myth. He passed away in 1824, from fever, and fans greeted the news with disbelief. In 1938 his coffin was exhumed from the family vault at Hucknall Torkard, Notts, his body was examined and it was noted that his manhood showed “quite abnormal development”. As a celebrity, Byron is still the model today. Curator David McClay said: “Two centuries later, many have never read a word of his poetry but most have heard of his lifestyle.How many of today’s stars will be remembered like that?” 4. What is a rhetorical question? Is David McClay’s question at the end of the article rhetorical? Why/why not? How would you answer his question? Why? 5. Are other rhetorical devices or special language used in the text, e.g. imagery, alliteration or slang? If so, what is the purpose? Discussion 1. Do you think the comparisons the article makes between Byron and present-day celebrities are valid in general? Why/why not? 2. Do you think being called “mad, bad and dangerous to know” helped or hindered Byron’s career? Why? 3. How may the fact that Byron, Morrison and Cobain died young have helped to preserve their myths? 4. Do you understand the widespread fascination with artists and other famous people who “lived fast and died young”? Why/why not? Observation 1. Tabloids and broadsheets are types of newspaper. What characterizes each in terms of format and content? For help, use an encyclopedia. 2. Give examples of Danish, American and/or British papers that fit into either category (or do not fit into any of them). 3. What type of newspaper is The Sun? How is this reflected in the above article? THE CULT OF CELEBRITY 51 Parralells 1. The article focuses upon similarities between today’s cult of celebrity and that of earlier times. Consider what the differences are by comparing the text to “Generation Y’s goal? Wealth and fame”, p. xx, “Is Facebook Turning Generation Y Into a Bunch of Narcississists?”, p. xx, and the Teenage Paparazzo film. 2. What other differences might there be? It may help you to consider your parents’ or grandparents’ attitudes to celebrities and fame. Writing 1. Brainstorm: What is characteristic of a gossip article? 2. Write a short gossip article about an incident from Byron’s life. Find inspiration in Oliver Harvey’s article and, as gossip writers are said to do, use your imagination. Or write what you think would be the most read gossip article on the Internet so far. Choose one or more celebrities and give free rein to your imagination. Alternatively, imagine that you are Lord Byron and have decided to reply to one of the letters in the article. What would your reply look like? 3. Upload your 200-300 word text to a site where your classmates may read it, e.g. the class website or your blog. Dictation Information search Several songs deal with fame, e.g. Britney Spears’ “Piece of Me”, Michael Jackson’s “Tabloid Junkie”, Lady Gaga’s “The Fame”, Kanye West’s “Monster” and Jennifer Lopez’ “Jenny from the Block”. On www.songfacts.com you may find a list of “Songs about dealing with fame” if you click “Browse the Categories” and choose the category type “About”. 1. In pairs, find an English-language song about fame, listen to it, read its lyrics and consider the following questions: What aspect(s) of fame does the song deal with – e.g. the dream of becoming a star, the fans or the media? What picture does it paint of fame (or of a particular aspect of it)? How do the music and the style of singing fit the lyrics (if they do so at all)? If there is an official video for the song (check YouTube), how does it portray the theme? What parallels could be drawn between the song and one or more texts in this chapter (including Teenage Paparazzo)? For instance, does the song focus on the same aspect of fame as one of the texts, or adopt the same attitude to celebrity culture? 2. Split up and form groups with three or four other classmates. Play them your song and tell them what you have found out about it. 1. What are the following punctuation marks called? . , – ( ) ! ? : ; / […] 2. From the article, or other texts in this chapter, choose a 5-10 line paragraph without too many names or difficult words. 3. Read it aloud quietly to yourself once or twice. To make sure your pronunciation is correct use an online dictionary with sound, e.g. the Cambridge or Oxford advanced learner’s dictionary. 4. Slowly and with several pauses, read the paragraph to a classmate who writes it and then checks it by comparing it to the original paragraph. 5. Switch roles. 52 ANGLES THE CULT OF CELEBRITY 53