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Zorbaz “Top Zhelf” Margarita Featuring Cuervo Tradicional Tequila, Cointreau, Grand Marnier,
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Zorbaz Bloody Mary (You’ll Feel Better Zoon)
Zmirnoff Vodka with Zorbaz Own Vegetable Juice Blend. Zorbaz Breakfazt Zpecial.
Zorbaz Colorado Bulldog (Not A Chihuahua)
Ztoli Vanil, Kahlua, Half & Half, & Coke. The Hint of Vanilla Makez It Zpecial! You Can’t Zolve the World’z Problemz over White Wine!
Zorbaz Haz Wine (White Zerved Warm...Red Zerved Cold?)
A Zurprizingly Nice Cellar Featuring Robert Mondavi “Private Zelection” & Copperidge.
Dom Perignon (Zay dumb-perry-on)
World Renowned. Delicate, Great Finezze, with Honey & Almond Aromaz. The Tiny Little Bubblez Make It Cozt More. Wear a Beret & Get $1.00 Off.
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Zorbarita Magnifico (Imagine A Drink Thiz Good In A Place Like Thiz)
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218-346-4900
On Little Pine Lake Juzt 2 Milez North of Perham on Cty. Rd. 51.
Private Party Roomz Available. Todd Colliton, Proprietor & PhD of Pizza.
Open All Year!
Pelican Lake - On the Zhorez of Pelican Lake
218-532-2254
NW Zhore - Corner of Cty. Rd. 9 & 20. 1 mile Zouth of
Cormorant Ztore or 2.5 milez Wezt of Fairhillz on No. 20.
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300 Feet of Zugar Zand Beach on Lake Pokegama.
Zcott Zchulte, Proprietor. Our Very Own U of M Biology Grad. Open All Year!
Big Zandy - 5 Acrez of Fun in Zhamrock Townzhip
218-426-3665
On the Zouthern Tip of Big Zandy, 5 Milez North of McGregor on Hwy 65
Food, Fun and Pay at the Pump Gaz...Zand Volleyball!!
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Pokegama Lake - Eat Here. Get Pay at the Pump Gaz.
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218-864-5979
On the ZW Corner of Ottertail Lake on Hwy. 72
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218-963-4790
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A Beef or Chicken Geno’z Pregnant Burrito Hold the Enchilada Zauce & Add Colorado Green Chili (Zee Dezcription Under Appetizerz).................. $10.65
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Beef or chicken with beanz, Cheddar & Jack cheeze, lettuce, tomato, black olivez, Red onionz & Cilantro.
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Fajita Chicken Topped with Monterey Jack & Cheddar Cheeze, Red Onion, Tomato,
Black Olivez, Jalapenoz, Barrel O’ Fun chipz & Cilantro. Zerved with Ranch and Zalza........................ $9.55
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Tomato, Monterey Jack & Cheddar Cheeze, Green Pepperz, muzhroomz, black olivez, Red onionz,
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BBQ Chicken Pizza - Zorbaz Verzion of Coaztal Cuizine
Fajita Chicken, Bacon Piecez, Red Onionz, Cilantro, BBQ Zauce & Xtra Cheeze. Zophizticated Foodiez Enjoy with Copperidge Chardonnay. ($8.70 / $14.85 / $22.20 / $26.05)
California Bacon Cheezeburger Pizza - Our Left Coazt Pizza
Ground beef, Red onionz, bacon Piecez, Four cheezez, lettuce, tomato & Picklez. It’z Like A Cheezeburger, Only Better.
BYOF. Bring Your Own Friez. ($8.70 / $14.85 / $22.20 / $26.05)
Zorba The Greek - A Great Man, A Great Pizza. Binaca Extra
Pezto Zauce, Fajita Chicken, Artichoke Heartz, Black Olivez, Red Onion, Tomatoez, Zpicez & Xtra Cheeze. ($8.70 / $14.85 / $22.20 / $26.05)
The “Bunn” Zpecial - Vegetarianz Beware!
Toga! Toga!
All meatz, muzhroomz & Xtra Cheeze. “Red Meat Izn’t Bad for You, Green Meat with Fuzz on It Iz.”
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The Thai Pie - From The Ztreetz Of Phuket To The Zhorez Of Northern, MN
Zorbaz BBQ Peanut Zauce, Zmoked Bacon, Red Onionz, Pineapple, Banana Pepperz, Cilantro, Zalty, Zweet & Zavory. ($7.70 / $14.10 / $19.60 / $24.30)
The Reuben Pizza - Perfected After Zeven Yearz In Our Tezt Kitchen
Zorbaz Zecret Zauce, Corned Beef, Zauerkraut, Caraway Zeedz & Xtra Cheeze. Go Irizh. Drink Guinnezz. ($7.35 / $12.90 / $18.50 / $23.15)
Zorbaz Club Za - Are You In Da Club?
Fajita Chicken, Canadian Bacon, Bacon Piecez, Red Onion, Four Cheezez, Lettuce, Tomato & Ranch. Zavor with the Complexity of Grand Marnier. ($8.70 / $14.85 / $22.20 / $26.05)
PETA Pizza - Mum Alwayz Zaid Eat Your Vegetable Pizza
Green pepperz, tomato, Red onionz, muzhroomz, black olivez, Artichoke Heartz, Italian Zpicez & Xtra Cheeze. ($7.70 / $14.10 / $19.60 / $24.30)
Lowden Zpecial - Yup, We Really Do Zell Thiz!
Peanut Butter, Pepperoni, Jalapenoz & Xtra Cheeze. Often Imitated, Never Duplicated. ($7.35 / $14.10 / $19.60 / $24.30)
Hot Hawg - The Pizza That Burnz You Twice
Colorado Green Chili Zauce, Canadian Bacon, Pepperoni, Andouille Zauzage, Zmoked Bacon & Jalapenoz. On the Zpicy Zcale of 1 to 10, It’z a 10.75. ($7.70 / $14.10 / $19.60 / $24.30)
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Barrel O’ Fun chipz, of Courze, & homemade zalza (All You Can Eat)........................................................................................................................................... $3.25
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Uzing the Frezhezt Minnezota Grown Avocadoz Available, Yah No. 6 oz. Zide zerving. Chipz Juzt a Little Extra. Zee Above..........................................$2.29
Colorado Green Chili - Wazh it Down with a Pacifico
Recipe Zmuggled into the Lakez Area by the Colorado Connection. A Traditional Verde Zauce
Made with Pork, Green Chiliez & Zecret Ingredientz. Each Batch Variez from Muy Caliente to En Fuego.
6 oz. Dip-Like zerving. Take a Chance with Your Chipz & Zalza........................................................................................................................... $2.29
Everything on it — Pepperoni, ground beef (100%), Canadian ztyle bacon, Italian zauzage, muzhroomz
(frezh), Red onionz (frezh), black olivez, Tomato (Frezh), green olivez, green pepperz (frezh), Xtra Cheeze
— Zauerkraut & Pineapple on Requezt. A Large zervez 4-6 eazy!
Perzonal $8.70 Zmall $14.85
Medium $22.20
Large $26.05
Mexican Pizza - Our Oxymoron Pizza
Taco Meat, Beanz & Four Cheezez. Topped with Lettuce, Black Olivez, Tomato, Red Onionz, Cilantro, Jalapenoz
& Zour Cream. Combination from Both Worldz — Chipz & Zalza Included! ($8.70 / $14.85 / $22.20 / $26.05)
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DZ Cheeze Quezadilla — Melted Cheddar & Jack. Zour cream, Jalapenoz & zalza included. 4 Piecez................................................$6.40
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Quezadilla Ztuffed with Red Onionz, Cilantro, Tomato, Black Olivez. Zour cream, Jalapenoz & zalza included. 4 Piecez............... $7.25
Chicken or Beef Quezadilla - North Dakotanz Zay (qua-zah-dill-a)
Quezadilla Ztuffed with Zeazoned Chicken or Taco Meat, Red Onionz, Cilantro,
Tomato, Black Olivez, Zour Cream, Jalapenoz & Zalza Included. 4 Piecez.................................................................................................... $8.55
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The Millard Zpecial (Uno #1) - For Randy & Denize.
A Beef or Chicken Lee’z Taco Zmothered in Colorado Green Chili Zauce.
Zerved with Mexican Rice, Refritoz & Zour Cream...................................................................................................... $10.65
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Two-Timer Taco Dinner (Doz #2) - Approved by Tiger Woodz.
Two beef or chicken tacoz (Zoft or Hard Zhell), Mexican rice & refritoz — it’z a lot!........................................$10.65
Tom’z Zpecial (Trez #3) - Cauze Tom Likez Thiz.
A Beef or Chicken Hard Zhell Taco, Geno’z Burrito, Mexican Rice & Refritoz.......................................................................................................... $11.20
Enchilada Dinner (Cuatro #4) - Corn Tortillaz Are Good For You.
Two enchiladaz with your choice of cheeze, beanz, Beef or chicken.
Zerved with Mexican rice & refritoz.............................................................................................................................................................. $10.65
Zorbaz Zuper Fiezta (Zeiz #6) - A Fiezta For The Zenzez.
A Beef or Chicken Hard Zhell Taco, Geno’z Burrito, a Cheeze Enchilada, Mexican Rice & Refritoz
Lotz of food! Jumbo Betz You Can’t Finizh It By Yourzelf........................................................................................................ $11.90
Nacho Mama’z Zpecial (Ziete #7) - Not Your Mother’z Zpecial.
Geno’z Beef or Chicken Burrito, Mexican rice & refritoz............................................................................................ $10.65
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Crizp Tortilla Chipz Topped with Taco Meat or Zeazoned Chicken, Refritoz, Cheddar & Jack Cheeze, Topped
with jalapenoz, Red Onionz, Cilantro, Tomato, black olivez & zour cream. Lotza Homemade Zalza Included.
Full/Half Order.............................................................................................................................................................. $14.30/$11.95
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