2009_February - Wolf`s Print
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2009_February - Wolf`s Print
TOP 5 BOOKS, MOVIES, SONGS, AND MORE. INSIDE Desert Mountain High School Issue 3 Page 2 Opinions Obama: A Year in Review Assessing Year One in Office By Daniel Kemp Staff Writer When elected to office, Obama had major problems to fix and issues to address almost immediately. These issues included the failing economy, the two major wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, and healthcare reform. It is early in President Obama’s tenure and because of this it may be too early to assess what he has accomplished, but he has already made critical decisions on important issues. While campaigning, Obama promised healthcare reform. As stated by the official White House website, the goal is to “control rising health care costs, guarantee choice of doctor, and assure high-quality, affordable health care for all Americans.” Now, the problem is how to reach this goal. Critics say accomplishing this goal not only would cost an enormous amount of money that we as a nation don’t have; but also say that the bills being passed aren’t working towards cost efficient healthcare. Among the problems with the attempt at healthcare reform is the bill itself. A bill 2,000 pages long isn’t going to be read by all 100 senators and 435 representatives. A concise and understandable bill with no pork-barrel legislation would be much preferred by all. A major issue concerning the defense of our nation, and one that is very personal to parents, concerns the two major wars. As far as the Iraq War, very little has happened while Obama has been in office. As promised, President Obama is withdrawing from Iraq, though that hasn’t fully begun yet. Most of the troops are set to come home in 2010 and the war should essentially be over. This move seems to have the majority support of Americans. Critics, however, say we need to stay there until the puppet government we have set up is stable enough to function on its own. The issue is that many people, including those in the government, don’t know how long this might take and there isn’t very much support for the war. This is a war many would say we should have never Art By Helmut Hammen Art Editor started, and are angered that young Americans are still dying for an unpopular cause. Others however, say we are in fact in the war, and to just leave now would eradicate any of the progress we have made. It is said by pro-Iraq War people that the lives lost will have been in vain if we leave and Iraq once again falls into a dictatorial regime. The Afghanistan War (War on Terrorism) on the other hand, has had major implications with President Obama in office. It is a war that has always had more support from the public than the Iraq War and to this day still does. While the Iraq War draws to a close, it appears the war in Afghanistan is far from over. Army General David D. McKiernan, the top U.S. commander in Afghanistan, earlier this year called for an increase in troops. President Obama obliged, and there are now 30,000 more soldiers being sent to Afghanistan. This is a major decision Obama has made that has drawn ire from both political parties. The far right says it took him too long to add troops and the far left believes he shouldn’t have added any. It is nearly impossible to please both sides, but the increase in troops of only 30,000 appears to be a compromise of what both political parties wanted. Compared to the Iraq War, the war in Afghanistan is more defined and supported, as it was terrorists from that country that attacked us on our own soil. The agenda of eliminating the Taliban as much as possible and finding Bin Laden appears to be the continued goal of this war. Obama’s move shows he is ready to continue the fight in Afghanistan. Neither political party is fully satisfied with his decision, but it is far too early to tell whether this is strategical genius or just a failed attempt to win the war. The last major issue of Obama’s first year in office is the economy. Obama came into power in one of the direst economic times since the Great Depression. The failing economy had nothing to do with Obama, and most say the economy was in turmoil thanks to President Bush (although some conservatives like to trace it back to President Clinton). Whoever’s fault it was, Obama needed to fix it and restore America’s confidence. His goals are to create jobs and bring stability to the financial markets, according the White House website. The most significant bill he has signed was the 787 billion dollar bailout. This bill is a hotly contested topic. A Democrat will tell you it was a needed measure in a unique situation that called for the bailout. On the other hand, most conservatives will tell you it has only put the United States into greater debt, which is indeed true. There are concerns that not all the money was being devoted to worthwhile causes. This bailout seems to be a “take one step backward to move two steps forward” approach to the economy. A key figure in the current economic climate is unemployment. According to the Department of Labor statistics for November of 2009, the unemployment rate was at 10.0%. The bill was hoping to keep unemployment at eight percent or below. Whether or not this bailout and Obama’s other policies regarding the economy work out has yet to be seen. The early prognosis may be that it is not working as fast as everyone would have liked, but it is said that it takes time for legislation passed to show its true effects; usually, this means a year. As it is President Obama’s first year in office, it really is too early to tell how successful he has been or will be in the future. He has made some good decisions and some bad ones, though depending on who you talk to, they will tell you most of his decisions were either strictly good or bad. It is a controversial time in the United States, with many important issues in the forefront. That leads to great debate and strong feelings one way or the other for the President. There were other notable events in the President’s first year such as the announcement of the closing of Guantanamo Bay, the Fort Hood attack, and the Nobel Peace Prize he won. These issues are also debated in relation to President Obama. He is already a very controversial figure, though that may be just a product of the times. Whether or not you agree with his decisions, it is clear that only time will tell the effectiveness of the 44th president of the United States. Top 5 Electronics of the Decade According to Consumerreports.org The Wireless Router The E-Book Reader The Smartphone The iPod GPS Navigator Issue 3 Desert Mountain High School Page 3 Opinions The Ongoing Plight of Afghanistan’s Women Top 5 Books Photo by Omar Sobhan, REUTERS Shamsia, 17, is a female student and the victim of an acid attack by the Taliban. By Dustin Wenger Staff Writer In the run up to the war in Afghanistan, America’s hatred for the Taliban and Al Qaeda was cemented by videos showing the execution of women for crimes such as immodesty and adultery. These videos only offer a glimpse into the systematic abuse that Afghan women faced, which include edicts barring them from, leaving home unaccompanied by a male, requiring them to wear full body coverings called Burqas, and barring them from receiving any sort of education. Women under Taliban rule had absolutely no rights and were considered less than human. This system runs counter to the American ideals of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness for all, regardless of gender, religion, or race. When America invaded and toppled the Taliban regime many anticipated a new dawn for the women of Afghanistan, with the Americans insuring equality and protection against gross human rights abuses. Eight years later this is simply not the case. Staff Writers: Morgan Gilbard Dustin Wenger Jason Auh Hannah Turner Olivia Derkach Jeremy Shapiro Austin Lagomarsino Alana Tivnan Sima Molla-Hosseini Danny King Ben Owens Daniel Kemp Women are barely better off in today’s Afghanistan than they were under the Taliban. The new 2004 constitution of Afghanistan declares “the citizens of Afghanistan - whether man or woman- have equal rights and duties before the law,” and many laws oppressing women have been revoked. Women are no longer required to wear Burqas, and some have even been appointed to prominent positions in the government. This however has done little to change the population’s attitude towards women. With the Taliban’s influence still widespread many continue to believe women are subservient to men. The American backed government, led by President Hamid Karzai, has passed several shocking laws severely impeding upon the rights and freedom of Afghanistan’s women. One of the provisions passed makes it illegal for a married woman to deny having sex with her husband. That means that a married woman is powerless to stop rape and is completely subject to her husband’s sexual will. This is made Torunn Sinclair Editor-in-Chief Paige Kube Managing/Design Editor Morgan Whitaker Copy Editor Nicole Suerez Photo Editor Helmüt Hammen Art Editor John Owens News Editor even worse by the fact that up to 80% of marriages in Afghanistan are arranged by women’s families, according to Associated Content. Women in Afghanistan have little control over whom they marry, and now under the American backed government they have even less control over their own bodies. Another restriction placed on women by the new government forces them to receive permission from their husbands being able to work or receive an education. This law completely denies women the right to self-determination and brings back a Taliban-era restriction for countless women. It is almost impossible for women living on their own to find jobs, healthcare, and food without a male spouse; therefore, many are forced into prostitution. It also serves to further deny Afghan women and girl’s access to education, something they severely lack. According to Afghanistan Online, 87% of Afghan women are illiterate, with only 30% having access to an education. According to the Afghan Education ministry 600 schools for girls have been closed down due to security threats. These numbers all paint a bleak picture for the future of Afghanistan’s women who without an education, cannot break their dependence on men. They are trapped by a system unsympathetic to their plight. The American invasion of Afghanistan was meant not only to eradicate the terrorist threat, but also to bring hope and equality to millions of oppressed women. As the Taliban reasserts itself in Afghanistan, so is the systematic abuse of women, who still live as second-class citizens. The situation for Afghanistan’s women will not change until Afghan society accepts that they are equal to men. This change must be forged over time through education, not an American invasion. of the Decade Sold from Amazon.com 1. 2. 3. Photographers: Jeff Lynn Lindsey Kerr Rachel Baer Associate Designer: Kelly Morrison Sponsors: Mrs. Walters 4. Mr. Sheh Madison Baird Features Editor Theresa Kyte Entertainment Editor Grant Fralich Sports Editor 5. Desert Mountain High School Issue 3 Page 4 Features We Want It That Way Hot Seat: Mr. Speisman How the Boy Band Defines the Decade Photo Courtesy of Hollywood Records By Morgan Gilbard Staff Writer If you were to ask any teenage girl what Nick Carter and Nick Jonas have in common, she would probably give you an odd look. She might even be brave enough to say, “Um, they’re both named Nick. Duh.” However, the similarities between the two extend much further than first names; Nick Carter and Nick Jonas have coated the bedroom walls of millions of girls around the world, participating in one of the most central components of the music industry over the past decade: the boy band. When Nick Carter and his fellow Backstreet Boys hit their popularity peak in 2000, they were everywhere; plastered on the cover of J-14, blaring on the radio and even at the epicenter of commercialism: McDonalds. Don’t pretend like you don’t remember when they passed out Backstreet’s album Black and Blue with Happy Meals.You begged your mom to take you to go get one, and it’s okay. We all did it because we were entranced by the hair gel, the cheesy dance moves and upbeat lyrics 1. ? which declared love. We applauded it and became obsessive fans, forcing others to pick a side: it was either the Backstreet Boys or N*Sync, and any girl who claimed they liked both equally was a liar. We simply loved the boy band. Some may argue that the boy band has died, but it hasn’t; it has simply changed. The wife-beater tanks have been replaced with oxford button-downs, the identical dance moves have been traded in for electric guitars, and the Jonas Brothers are now the ones playing nonstop on Radio Disney. Junior Rachel Potter defines the boy band as “teenage guys who love music and love to entertain”, but the tragic truth is that this pure love is often overshadowed by a heartthrob image publicized by record companies. “The real goal of the record company is to try and make money. Since the guys are young and good looking, the crowd most attracted is young girls. The labels just keep promoting and keep promoting because that is how they get the fans and make money,” says junior and musician Top 5 Songs of the Decade According to billboard.com Interview by John Owens News Editor Q: Breakfast, Lunch, or Dinner? A: I like to eat, whenever, if it’s good. Some people think my name is pronounced SPICEman so I guess there’s something tasty in my blood. Q: What is your favorite word and why? A: Groovy. It reflects my philosophy: find your groove and flow. Sam Ansel. “In fact sometimes record labels have bands sign contracts that say they have to make a certain kind of music. This is so they can be marketed with a specific image and maintain that image through their music.” With the boy bands’ undeniable change in image and sound of over the past ten years, one must wonder if the shift from dance-line Backstreet to the more instrumental JoBros was due to the evolution of the music industry or the public. Were we the ones who changed, causing record companies to push a different version of the same product? It’s possible, considering that you don’t see Mrs. Nick Carter scrawled on binders anymore. Maybe we realized that boys dancing in silver pants weren’t really that attractive so guitar-playing brothers in skinny jeans were provided as a replacement. Or maybe this change was just another stage in the never-ending cycle of time and trend. Either way, the boy band has become bigger than ever before in the last decade, and only time will tell if the musical phenomenon will ever stop burnin’ up. Q: Would you rather spend a vacation in Australia, Western Europe, or Japan? Why? A: Doesn’t matter, as long as I don’t have to grade papers. Q: What is your favorite board game? A: Chess, it’s the only game where luck is not involved. Q: Who is your favorite Mr. Speisman Photo By Jeff Lynch band of all time? A: The Grateful Dead. They create a utopia with their music. Q: What is your favorite movie? A: King of Hearts with Alan Bates. It asks the question: who’s crazier? Those in an asylum or those who think dropping bombs brings peace. Q: What did you want to be when you grew up? A: A rock’n roll star. Now I just dress up as one. Q: How has Desert Mountain changed while you’ve been here? A: We’ve established traditions and a sense of pride in our school. Rock Revelation is an illustration. When we started it 11 years ago maybe 50 people showed up; now we fill the auditorium. 4. Q:You’re known as a musically inclined teacher, but what else do you enjoy doing? A: I love my family, reading, cooking, and exploring the world. Q: What is your favorite team? A: I love the AZ teams, DBacks, Cardinals, and Suns. 2. 3. 5. Q: How have the students changed while you’ve been at Desert Mountain? A: Students now have headphones growing out of their ears and iphones attached to their finger. In the end though, kids are still kids no matter how old they get. Desert Mountain High School Issue 3 Page 5 Features Barneys Arrives at Fashion Square By Torunn Sinclair Editor in Chief One of the highlights of living in this town, without question, is the Fashion Square Mall. It’s the epitome of fun and excitement, and it offers a variety of different styles to suit everyone’s tastes. What could possibly make it better? “Even more stores!” exclaims sophmore, Conley Kelley. Those of us who have lived in Scottsdale long enough will remember the department store Robinsons May. When Robinsons May closed and was merged with Macy’s in 2006, a veil was drawn over that wing of the mall. Three years later, the wing has re-opened. Rumors of all the new stores being released has everyone bubbling with excitement. “I’m all for it,” says junior Mariel Piechowicz, “I love shopping, and it’s really nice to have all of those stores in one area because you can get a lot more done in one trip.” The only thing missing from this fashion keystone? Barneys New York, Welcome to Scottsdale. “We’re opening in Scottsdale because this is a new growing city and it’s got our demographic— there are a lot of wealthy people, and this is a luxury business” states Diane Schwartz, the vice president and general manager. And Scottsdale is thrilled Photo Courtesy of Vogue to have it here. Roughly five thousand people came to wait outside the sparkly glass doors on opening day; eager to be the first to enter into the chic, inviting atmosphere. “The architecture is what makes this store different because we try to design it around the city we’re in,” she said. However, contrary to the myth here, the clothes are the same as you’d see in any other Barneys. “…It’s the same merchandise because when we open up a Barneys store we want it to be consistent, so when you come from New York to our store…you’re going to know this is Barneys.” What is it then that makes Barneys so special? A step up from Nordstrom’s and Neiman Marcus, Barneys is not exactly for the thrift-store shopper. What you pay for however, is quality. “That’s the beauty of Barneys,” says Schwartz. “It’s designed to be more like long term wear, not something you wear and then toss.” Much of the clothing and cosmetics are designed by lesser known aspiring designers. Heard of Giorgio Armani? Well, he was discovered by Barneys. “We have lots of cosmetics and clothing that Nordstrom and Neiman Marcus don’t carry. We have Frederic Malle (a cologne line), Christopher Kane, Band of Outsiders, and Narciso Rodriguez. He was the closing show of Scottsdale Fashion week,” Schwartz adds. Whether or not you shop at Barneys, you should stop in and take a peek. The quotes on the walls, the beautiful and interesting displays, and the quirky mannequins will keep you more than entertained. Top 5 Grossing Movies of the Decade According to boxoffice.com The World of Facebook How Facebook is gradually changing our world Photo Illustration by Nicole Suerez By Jason Auh Staff Writer “It has changed my life because it has given me privileges to socially interact with my friends in my region and around the world,” said an anonymous student. This site has changed the world in a mindboggling way, and has gradually metamorphosed our society with every video and post that is shared on it. It has rocketed into our society and flourishes on the internet as the leading social website. We use it daily. We live in it. We breathe it. We are the generation of Facebook. Facebook has rapidly crept into the realm of the internet, and swept the world away with its creative and simple way to connect people all around the globe. With 70% of the users outside of the United States and seventy languages available, it has inevitably become an international sensation that has garnered the attention of the entire world. According to Facebook.com, there are 350 million active users on this astounding site. It is truly remarkable how a single idea that was formed by Mark Zuckerberg has transformed into something so much bigger, and so much greater. It has changed the way we communicate, connect, and share information. Facebook, helps people post photos, short videos, and opinions of all kinds onto their profile. It has become a convenient way for people to socialize and disseminate information. As Drake Perrior-Small put it, “Facebook has provided an outlet for me to share my political and social views publically to a massive crowd without being judged as insane.” Through our posts, photos, and profile, we share our information with our friends and family members in an easy and proficient way. The convenience and comfort of Facebook has made it a procrastination tool for many students, as they prefer the fun of Facebook to studying for school. “It is the worst in the sense where it is the biggest form of procrastination…When you have a problem you don’t understand, you go onto Facebook for help from your friends, then you start talking to people and three hours later you don’t have anything finished,” sums up Freshman Hunter Weinsheink. Facebook has become people’s best tool for communicating and with others in our gradually changing world. Through all the new innovative and technological achievements we have accomplished in the past decade, Facebook has been on of the most influential achievements of all. It has morphed into another American invention that is changing the world. SUBMISSION POLICY The Wolf’s Print serves as an open forum of public expression for the students, teachers and parents of the Desert Mountain High School community. We are committed to delivering relevant, accurate news and serving as a public forum—which means we want to hear from you! Please include your name and class standing in all letters to the editor. Requests for anonymity will be granted with an appropriate reason. Deliver all letters to the front office or email to: [email protected]. EDITORIAL POLICY The Wolfsprint is the only newspaper exclusively published by and for the Desert Mountain campus. The views published in this newspaper are not necessarily those of the Desert Mountain High School administration, faculty, staff, or student body. Desert Mountain High School Issue 3 Page 6 Smucker’s indroduces uncrustables 2000 George W. Bush elected President Pay Pal invented Rolling sneakers called Heely’s invented Flash Drives first sold 2001 Disney’s California Adventure Opens Harry Potter movie release Wikipedia created iPod released to world 2002 American Idol airs Vanilla Coke released to public 2003 Stephanie Meyer first dreamed about the tobe novel, Twilight Invisible Children documentary filmed Myspace surfaces on the World Wide Web. Halle Berry is the first African American women to win an Oscar for Best Actress. 2004 Ronald Regan dies Janet Jackson’s wardrobe faux pas at the Super Bowl Photo Illustrations by Nicole Suerez Photo Editor Models: Lexi Bluth, Hannah Cobley, Austin Beggs, Christian Gentry, and Nicole Suerez Nintendo DS released to public. Clickable Sharpies invented. Facebook founded Issue 3 Desert Mountain High School 2009 Swine Flu Scare Page 7 Football makes it to state semi-finals for the first time in school history The newest Disney Princess, Princess Tiana, invades theaters in Princess and the Frog on Dec. 11. Obama elected Jan. 13 2008 2007 Snuggie first released to public Michael Phelps breaks record for most gold medals in a single Olympics Heath Ledger dies The fourth installment of Twilight-Breaking Dawn is released. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows released July 21 Desert Mountain wins state championship for boys and girls tennis. Desert Mountain basketball wins state championship for first time Japan issues an arrest warrant for Hayden Panettiere due to her dolphin advocating. Iphone released Paris Hilton goes to jail for 23 days 2005 Prince Charles marries Camilla Parker Bowles Hurricane Katrina hits Tom Cruise jumps on Oprahs couch Coke Zero released to public Ipod and Car companies first work to together to create “car friendly”iPod technology 2006 Twitter invented First movie for Blu-Ray Player released HPV vaccine first released to public Saddam Hussein dies Desert Mountain Invisible Children Club started Winter Olympics Desert Mountain High School Issue 3 Top 5 Celebrity Sandals of the Decade Page 8 Features Which Girl is the Best of Both Worlds? According to associatedcontent.com 1. Angelina Jolie Steals Brad Pitt from Jennifer Anniston 2. Chris Brown assults Rihanna 3. Martha Stewart goes to jail 4. Art by Helmut Hammen Art Editor By Olivia Derkash Staff Writer It’s picture day and you’re freaking out because you’re being forced to wear a disgusting red sweater with a pink unicorn head on it that your loving grandma bought you. Now you’re in the class doing the bone dance in the middle of class to prepare yourself for an upcoming test. Recognize these? If you’re a girl then you would know these are from Hannah Montana and Lizzie McGuire. Back in the day, when the only thing we watched on TV as kids was Disney Channel, a peppy blonde girl had her own show that dealt with the everyday dramas of growing up. Her name was Lizzie McGuire and she ruled the scene as top girl from 2001 through 2004. It wasn’t too long after Lizzie left until a new girl claimed the spotlight. In 2006, Miley Stewart, a teenage girl living in California, doubled as a pop star and became a hit among tweens and young girls across America. Both girls have fame and each had their spots in the limelight, but the real question is, which show was better? The consensus among Desert Mountain? Love ‘em or loathe ‘em, you can’t love both. The Disney show Lizzie McGuire was the original girl show that portrayed an average junior high schooler facing scenarios Paris Hilton goes to jail ‘Let’s go bra shopping with my mom…” like okay? Lizzie wanted to fit in, and Hannah Montana didn’t have to deal with any of that,” says senior Amy Holzer. Holzer also adds that Hannah Montana is more exciting, “…because she lives a double life and it’s not real.” Others, however, focus more on the realistic aspects of the teens and which even which is a better actress. “Hillary Duff is the sweetest little angel to ever walk the earth and she is way more relatable than Miley Cyrus. Watch five minutes of either show, and tell me which one you can relate to. Hillary Duff’s everyday dilemmas? Or Miley’s bad acting?” states senior Alex Harris. From the real experts, the verdict was Hannah Montana. I asked my seven-yearold cousin which teen girl she preferred. She stared up at me with confusion and asked who “this ‘Lizzie McGuire’ girl” was. She then proceeded to list off reasons why Hannah Montana was great: “her cool clothes, good singing, she’s also pretty,” and the list goes on. Regardless of who favors who—even the most ardent McGuire supporters grudgingly admit that Hannah Montana has changed the teen queen landscape. “Hannah Montana definitely made a bigger impact on America,” says Holzer. “She’s a backpack! A thermos, a pencil case, she’s everything.” BEST OF OUR WORLD 2000-2009 Tiger Woods’ affair 5. that every young girl experiences in her life. Hillary Duff plays Lizzie and faces the dramas of any normal girl: embarrassing parents, mean girls, and a crazy substitute teacher who makes matters even more hectic. Hannah Montana, the famous Disney show capitalized on the great success of Lizzie McGuire. Miley Cyrus plays Miley Stewart, a girl whose alter celebrity ego, Hannah Montana, is a talented singer and performer. Miley Stewart is a girl who deals not only with school and family dramas, but also the stress of keeping Hannah Montana a secret. “I prefer Lizzie McGuire over Hannah Montana,” says sophomore Jessica Brenner. “In the past 3 to 4 years Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana has become a pop sensation, but she is a fictional character. No celebrity lives a double life like Miley Cyrus’ character Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana. Lizzie McGuire dealt with more realistic issues, such as getting your first bra, or having your first crush… “In my opinion, Lizzie McGuire was one of the best Disney Shows in a long time and Hannah Montana is a pop star wannabe,” says Brenner. Although Lizzie dealt with more realistic teenage issues, some just love the capricious sides of Hannah Montana. “Hannah Montana sings and her shows are funny. Lizzie McGuire was just boring According to billboard.com 1. Eminem Usher 2. 3. 5. Nelly Alicia Keys 4. Beyonce Desert Mountain High School Issue 3 Page 9 ENTERTAINMENT CROSSWORD Across 2. disney bought this animation studio in 2006 3. the woman,who died in 2005,helped spark the civil rights movement by refusing to give up her seat on an Alabama bus 7. powder concealed in letters mailed by terrorists to NBC,CBS,ABC,the New York Post, and the National Enquirer in 2001. 9. this planet was demoted to a dwarf planet in 2006. 12. Disney theme park which opened in early 2001 15. name of spaceship that breaks and explodes killing all seven people aboard in 2002 16. this social networking website was launched in 2002. Facebook recently surpassed it with the most accounts created. 18. Most watched TV show of the decade Down 1. King of pop who died in 2009 4. Arizona govenor from 2003-2009 5. This website,started in 2005, has the slogan "broadcast yourself" 6. This girl band announced their end in 2001 but came back and did a tour in 2007. 8. This electronic movie store opened in 2003 10. President elected in 2008 11. Best-selling artist of the decade 13. Highest grossing film of the decade 14. Boots that became uber popular for girls throughout the decade 17. Beat out Wicked for Best Musical in 2003 According to the New York Times 1. 2. 3. 4. Michael Jackson Pope John Paul II President Ronald Regan Senator Edward Kennedy Most Influential People that died in this Decade 5. Julia Child Desert Mountain High School Issue 3 Page 10 ADS Front Photo Credits http://preparednesspro.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/the-next-9-11. jpg www.etonline.com/news/ http://images.uulyrics.com/cover/b/backstreet-boys/album-backstreet-boys-enhanced-cd.jpg http://forladiesbyladies.com/wp-content/ uploads/2009/07/41t8qb3n76l__sl500_aa240_.jpg http://users1.ml.mindenkilapja.hu/users/mileycyrus-hannah/uploads/hannah_montana_soundtrack-1.jpg http://www.disneydreaming.com/2009/06/11/june-16-is-jonas-day/ http://synergyblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/obama404_683031c.jpg http://img1.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n1/n5584.jpg http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/09/03/twilight.jpg http://images.uulyrics.com/cover/b/britney-spears/album-babyone-more-time-enhanced-cd.jpg http://blogs.honoluluadvertiser.com/media/britneyumbrella_01.jpg http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_i5JIyaSR6cg/Sh5idKw-mPI/ AAAAAAAAAwo/a-Hm32a3fU4/s400/britney_spears_circus.jpg http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/2008/03/28/iraq.jpg http://www.imusicdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/michael-jacksons-this-is-it-concert-film-poster.jpg http://doroteos2.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/nyt_katrina_womanrubble-resized.jpg http://www.eniginscampaign.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ youtube_logo3.jpg http://earthskyknitter.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/crocs.jpg http://www.patloughery.com/save_darfur.gif http://www.tcd.ie/disability/projects/DS3/images/facebook.jpg http://www.wowowow.com/files/imagecache/300x/2008_1014_ ap_bristol_palin_levi_johnston_0.jpg http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/sep2009/7/0/kanye-west-andtaylor-swift-pic-getty-image-1-364547169.jpg Top Fives’ Photo Credits http://www.techgadgets.in/images/blackberry-8310-vodafone.jpg http://lowendmac.com/orchard/05/ipod/ipod.jpg http://www.biztoolbelt.com/uploads/sony_reader_prs505-thumb.jpg http://www.computerrepairmaintenance.com/images/wireless-router.jpg http://www.freewebs.com/theecullens//FWThumbnails/eclipse.jpg http://acplteens.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/200px-breaking_dawn_cover4.jpg http://osterhoutteens.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/twilight-book-cover.jpg http://susansternberg.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/harrypotterhalfbloodprincebook1.jpg http://www.impawards.com/2001/posters/harry_potter_and_the_sorcerers_stone_ver2. jpg http://bestlittlebookshelf.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/harry-potter-and-the-deathlyhallows-20070328093850961.jpg http://www.werloved.com/images/Mariah%20Carey-%20We%20Belong%20Together.jpg http://www.rnbjunk.com/foto/2009/07/usher-yeah.jpg http://i546.photobucket.com/albums/hh401/tharsis02/florida-low.jpg http://en.academic.ru/pictures/enwiki/78/Nickelback_-_How_You_Remind_Me_-_CD_ cover.jpg http://criticalconfabulations.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/the-dark-knightcharacters_472x312.jpg http://www.southshields-sanddancers.co.uk/photos_posters/lord_of_the_rings_calendar_photo.jpg http://www.cinematicwallpaper.com/movie-pictures/wallpapers/Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-2-wallpapers/Pirates_of_the_Caribbean_9.sized.jpg http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RRYNK-caPgI/Sw05s4z_6KI/AAAAAAAAAKo/nYnNyUjNap0/ s400/Avatar+International.jpg http://trappedintheattic.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/martha-stewart-jail-criminal.jpg http://vbuzzblog.freedomblogging.com/files/2007/12/paris-arrested.jpg http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070824/pitt_l.jpg http://static.entertainmentwise.com/photos/Image/RIHANNA-BRUISED2.jpg http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID21058/images/resized_tiger_woods_rachel_uchitel_affair.jpg http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/38/5/AliciaKeys_singing_newsphoto.0.0.0x0.400x390. jpeg http://abagond.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/eminem-picture-2.jpg http://daytimetalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/beyonce-today-show-thumb.jpg Desert Mountain High School Issue 3 Page 11 Horoscopes Aquarius January 20- February 18 Next month you will meet a plumber with a mustache. Resist the urge to call him Mario. Instead offer him some grilled mushrooms (how could he resist?) and play techno videogame theme songs as he works. I promise you will have free plumbing for a year. Capricorn December 22- January 19 The stars are aligned for you, my friend. And you luck can only be strengthened by hopping through the school hallways on one foot. The first person you knock down in the process is likely your future soul mate. Pisces February 19-March 20 Danger! I see turmoil this month. A dangerous criminal named Chex may or may not be after you. To keep yourself safe, avoid all forms of prisons, including school, and things called Chex (especially the delicious snack). Aries March 21- April 19 This will be your wild month. Go a little crazy. Buy a kazoo - you will never know the fun you are missing until you have walked a little on the wild side. Taurus April 20- May 20 I know how much you love this time of the year, but you must also concern yourself about your post-post-holidaydepression. Hide holiday items throughout your house to be found throughout February and March.You will be filled with the happiness of the holidays when your dad steps on a Santa ornament in his shoe, or your sister realizes that you have filled her sock drawer with little plastic menorahs. Gemini May 21- June 20 The rock n’ roll gods have decided to bestow their gifts upon you for the next 10 days. Should you feel the need to jump upon your lunch table and belt out rocking oldies like the Jackson Five’s “ABC” or even wonderfully new smash hits like “BarbieGirl” do not suppress it! You might be amazed by your musical genius. Sagittarius November 22- December 21 Steer clear of pancakes this month; they tend to attract hungry lumberjacks. Wearing corduroy pants will bring you luck, especially when paired with suspenders. Scorpio October 23- November 21 Try to be more environmentally conscious this month. Bathe in the canal, unplug all electronics in your house, or even ride a horse to school.You will be amazed by all the new friends you make when you tie your horse up to the batting cages… although I’m sure the baseball players will not appreciate the manure spotting their field. Libra September 23- October 22 You will never go hungry. That’s because you are crafty and sneaky, and you know how to pick out the lady passing out samples in Costco with the worst vision who wouldn’t notice that the Frenchman with the beret, the Inuit with the parka, and the CIA operative with the Bluetooth are all you! She will begin to suspect you, though, as soon as you pair your eye patch with a pirate accent. Aye no! Cancer June 21- July 22 Now is the prime time to create New Years Resolutions (better late than never!) and hone new skills. Have you ever considered fencing? Competitive miniature golf? Fantasy Sumo Wrestling? It would be a great opportunity to expand your horizons… and enrich your college resume. Leo July 23- August 22 Psssttt. The person closest to you might be an alien. Not an immigrant, but from Jupiter. They couldn’t park their spaceship in the west lot because the security guards had been alerted… just thought you should know… Virgo August 23- September 22 I know it is cold, but try to take advantage of the new frosty weather. Learn to knit a scarf or buy a Snuggie! It might be too warm to wear, but you could always give it to charity. Play outside before the Excessive Heat Warnings resurface on the news… it might be sooner than you think. Desert Mountain High School Issue 3 Page 12 KISS AND TELL REMEMBER YOUR FIRST KISS? I was in the sixth grade and I was walking to my locker after my last period class. My boyfriend comes up to me and asks for a kiss on the cheek. So, I get on my tippy-toes and right as I was going to kiss his cheek, he turned his head really fast and tricked me into kissing him on the lips! So I was taking my date home after Sadie Hawkins; when we got to his house he made me walk him up to his porch. When we got to his door he asks, “Will you be my girlfriend?” He had been my crush for a while so I replied, “Of course!” Then as I was turning to go back to my car he pulled me into him, but…my mouth was open because I was talking. He then attempted to kiss me. Let’s just say...that didn’t go so well. Photo Illustration by Nicole Suerez Photo Editor Models: Lexi Bluth and Hannah Cobley I was at the park with some of my friends and we were meeting up with two cute guys from another school. I was on crutches so we were just going to hang out. My friends knew that I recently had been talking to one of these guys so they “helped me out.” All of the sudden all the girls and the other guy run into my friends car leaving me and the guy I liked outside... alone. I was crutching along as fast as I could to get to the car. By the time we got to the door of the car, it was locked. They rolled down the window and said “we aren’t letting you in until you two kiss.” So...he held me around my crutches and kissed me. It was the week after Christmas my sophomore year. I had decided to have a party with a few close friends and my boyfriend was there. We had been dating for two months already and he hadn’t kissed me. Lame. So he would get the guts to do it, my friends decided that we should play a game of Hide and Seek. My boyfriend and I hid together in my backyard. Well, he wasn’t getting up the courage and I was getting angry. Finally I just told him to kiss me. He hesitated…and then he finally did. Quite slobbery. I had established myself as a bit of a player in the sixth grade. But in reality I hadn’t done anything. Anyway, I was playing a game of Truth or Dare at a party when I was dared to kiss this seventh grader. I had never kissed anyone before and was a bit nervous. My approach was to go slowly, but she stuck her tongue down my throat. It was traumatizing. I was at my friends sixteenth birthday party when I as texting my crush. He tells me he’s outside of the party and “happened” to be in the neighborhood. I decide to go out and say hi. I get into his car and chat for a couple of minutes. He drives around for a few minutes so we’re not just awkwardly sitting outside the party in his car talking. As he nears my friend’s house again he takes my chin and leans in to kiss me...while he’s still driving. Instead of just hitting my lip, he hit my friend’s mailbox. In Loving Memory of Terry Kellen Mr. Kellen’s family is grateful for all your thoughts and prayers. In lieu of flowers, contributions may be made in Terry Kellen’s name to the Arizona Humane Society. 1521 W. Dobbins Road Phoenix, Arizona 85041