DUC March Songbook 2016- Drinking Songs
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DUC March Songbook 2016- Drinking Songs
DENVER UKE COMMUNITY MARCH MEETING g n i k n ! s i rD ong S Way, The Page 1 of 1 The Way By Fastball Em They made up their minds Am And they started packing B7 Em They left before the sun came up that day E7 Am An exit to eternal summer slacking Em B7 But where were they going without ever Em Knowing the way? Em They drank up the wine Am And they got to talking B7 Em They now had more important things to say E7 Am When the car broke down they started walking Em B7 Where were they going without ever Em D Knowing the way? CHORUS D G Anyone can see the road that they walk on D Is paved with gold Em It's always summer B7 They'll never get cold C They'll never get hungry G D They'll never get old and grey G D You can see their shadows wandering off somewhere Em They won't make it home B7 But they really don't care C They wanted the highway G D B7 They're happier there today…..today Em Their children woke up Am And they couldn't find them B7 Em They left before the sun came up that day E7 Am They just drove off and left it all behind'em Em B7 But where were they going without ever Em Knowing the way? REPEAT CHORUS ENDING Em Am Em B7 Em Cheeseburger in Paradise Jimmy Buffett / Bm - - A / Bm - - G / Bm - - A / D (hold) / G A D Tried to amend my carnivorous habits G A D Made it nearly seventy days G A D Losin' weight without speed, eatin' sunflower seeds E A drinkin' lots of carrot juice and soakin' up rays. G A D G A Bm But at night I'd have these wonderful dreams, some kind of sensuous treat G D G D Not zucchini, fettucini or bulgar wheat, but a G D A D big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat. Chorus: G A D Cheeseburger in paradise G A D Heaven on earth with an onion slice G A D Not too particular, not too precise, I'm just a G A D Cheeseburger in paradise / Bm - - A / D (hold) / G A D Heard about the old-time sailor men G A D They eat the same thing again and again G A D Warm beer and bread they said could raise the dead E A Well, it reminds me of the menu at a Holiday Inn G A D But times have changed for sailors these days G A Bm When I'm in port I get what I need. G D G D Not just Havanas or bananas or daiquiris G D A D But that American creation on which I feed. Chorus Solo: / G - A - / D - - - / x4 No Chords: I like mine with lettuce and tomato Heinz 57 and French fried potatoes Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer Well, good God Almighty, which way do I steer for my Chorus Repeat Intro !!DRINKING!AND!DREAMING!!"!Waylon!Jennings!!!(w/m%Troy%Seals%&%Max%Barnes)! ! !!!!!!!!C!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Everybody’s!looking!for!some!way!in,! !!!!!!!!!!!F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!C! I’m!looking!for!some!way!out! ! I’ve!been!wasting!my!time!standing!in!line! !!!!!!!G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!G7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If!this!is!what!it’s!all!about! ! !!C! All!I!got!is!a!job!that!I!don’t!like! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!C! And!a!woman!that!don’t!understand! ! So!tonight!at!the!bar!I’ll!get!in!my!car! !!!!!!!!!G7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!C! And!take!off!for!the!Promised!Land! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Chorus)! !!!!!!!!F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!C! Drinking!and!dreaming!knowing!damn!well!I!can’t!go! !!!!!!!!!G7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!C! I’ll!never!see!Texas,!L.A.,!or!Old!Mexico! !!!!!!!!!!!!F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!C! But!here!at!this!table!I’m!able!to!leave!it!behind! !!!G7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!C! Drink!till!I’m!dreaming!a!thousand!miles!out!of!my!mind!!!(repeat!at!end)% ! !!!C! This!suit!and!this!tie!is!just!a!disguise! !!!F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!C! This!ain’t!really!me! ! Some!people!are!born!to!be!tied!down! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!G7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Some!people!are!born!to!be!free! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!C! When!I!look!down!the!road!she!don’t!!know! !!!F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!C! How!it!gets!under!my!skin! ! She’s!got!my!body!but!my!heart!and!soul! !!!!!!!!!G7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!C! Are!out!there!riding!the!wind! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Repeat!chorus!X2)! (From%Internet%Cowboy%Chords%/%March%2016%Brad)% What shall we do with the drunken sailor? 1. [Dm] What shall we do with the drunken sailor [C] What shall we do with the drunken sailor [Dm] What shall we do with the drunken sailor [C] Early in the [Dm] morning Refrain [Dm] Hoo‐ray, and up she rises [Dm] Hoo‐ray, and up she rises [Dm] Hoo‐ray, and up she rises [C] Early in the [Dm] morning 2. Put him in the long boat til he’s sober …. 3. Pull out the plug and wet him all over 4. Take him and shake him and try to wake him 5. Give him a dose of salt and water 10. That’s what to do with a drunken sailor … Son of a Son of a Sailor Page 1 of 1 Son of a Son of a Sailor By Jimmy Buffett G As the son of a son of a sailor F C G I went out on the sea for adventure C G Expanding the view of the captain and crew D G Like a man just released from indenture As a dreamer of dreams and a traveling man F C G I have chalked up many a mile C G Read dozens of books about heroes and crooks D G And I learned much from both of their styles Chorus: F C Son of a son, son of a son G Son of a son of a sailor F C Son of a gun, load the last ton G One step ahead of the jailer G Now away in the near future F C G Southeast of disorder C G You can shake the hand of the Mango man D G As he greets you at the border And the lady she hails from Trinidad F C G Island of the spices C G Salt for your meat and cinnamon sweet D G And the rum is for all your good vices F C Haul the sheet in as we ride on the wind G That our forefathers harnessed before us F C Hear the bells ring as the tide rigging sings G It's a son of a gun of a chorus G When it all ends I can't fathom my friends F C G If I knew I might toss out my anchor C G So I'll cruise along always searchin’ for songs D G Not a lawyer a thief or a banker F C But a son of a son, son of a son G Son of a son of a sailor F C Son of a gun, load the last ton G One step ahead of the jailer F C I'm just a son of a son, son of a son G Son of a son of a sailor F C The sea's in my veins, my tradition remains G I'm just glad I don't live in a trailer ENDING: F C C G Margaritaville (Jimmy Buffett) C Nibblin’ on sponge cake, watchin’ the sun bake G All of those tourists covered with oil Strummin’ my four-string, on my front porch swing C C7 Smell those shrimp they're beginnin’ to boil Chorus: F G C C7 Wastin’ away again in Margaritaville F G C C7 Searching for my lost shaker of salt F G C F Some people claim that there's a woman to blame G C 1st Chorus: But I know, it's nobody’s fault 2nd Chorus: Now I think, hell it could be my fault 3rd Chorus: But I know, it’s my own damn fault C I don't know the reason, I stayed here all season G With nothin’ to show but this brand new tattoo But it's a real beauty, a Mexican cutie C C7 How it got here I haven't a clue Chorus C I blew out my flip-flop, Stepped on a pop-top G Cut my heel had to cruise on back home But there's booze in the blender, and soon it will render C C7 That frozen concoction that helps me hang on Chorus Ending: F G C F Yes and, some people claim that there's a woman to blame G C And I know, it's my own damn fault V#1# V#2# # V#3# V#4# IN#HEAVEN#THERE#IS#NO#BEER#–#Ernst#Neubach,#Ralph#Siegel,#Art#Walunas#1956# # Intro:''G""C""D7""C""G""C""D7" """"""""""""G""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""C" In#Heaven#there#is#no#beer,####(No#beer!)# #"""""""""""""D7"""""""""""""""""""""""""""G" That’s#why#we#drink#it#here.####(Right#here!)# # """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""C" And#when#we’re#gone#from#here,##(From#here!)# ####BEER# ##############D7"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""G" Our#Friends#will#be#drinking#all#the#beer.##(All#the#beer!)# # Chorus:' (G)"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""C" La'la,'…'la'la,'…'la,'…'la,' ####D7""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""G" La'la,'…'la'la,'…'la,'…'la,' """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""C" # La'la,'…'la'la,'…'la,'…'la,' """"D7""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""G"""""""""""# La'la,'…'la'la'la,'la,'…'la,'…'la,'…'la,'…..###(Everybody#sing.)##For'ending'repeat'to#V#1.' " """"""""""""G"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""C" In#Heaven#there#is#no#wine,##(No#wine.)# """""""D7""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""G" So#now#we#drink#it#all#the#time.##(All#the#time.)# """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""C" And#when#we#leave#this#world#behind,##(Behind.)# """""""""""""D7"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""G" Our#Friends#will#be#drinking#all#the#wine.##(All#the#wine.)# # # (Repeat'Chorus)' """""""""""G"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""C" In#Heaven#there#is#no#booze,##(No#booze.)# """""""""D7"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""G# I drink BEER, but only on So#we’ve#got#nothin’#to#loose.##(To#loose.)# days that end with Y. """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""C" (Monday, Tuesday, When#this#mortal#life#we#loose,##(We#loose.)# Wednesday, Thursday, """""""""""""D7""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""G" Friday, Saturday, and Our#Friends#will#be#drinking#all#the#booze.##(All#the#booze.)# Sunday ……) # (Repeat'Chorus)' """""""""""G"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""C" In#Heaven#there#is#no#rum,##(No#rum.)# #####D7""""""""""""""""""""""""""G" So#no#one#has#any#fun.##(No#fun.)# """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""C" But#look#out#Heaven#here#we#come,##(Here#we#come.)# """""""""""""D7""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""G" # Our#Friends#are#drinking#all#the#rum.##(All#the#rum.)# (Repeat'Chorus''–'Then'repeat'V#1'and'Chorus'fading'to'end.)' (From various Internet website – Chordify – arr. for DUC 3/2016 Brad)' MOUNTAIN DEW [G] DOWN THE ROAD HERE FROM ME THERE'S [G7] AN OLD HOLLOW TREE WHERE [C] YOU LAY DOWN A DOLLAR OR [G] TWO IF YOU HUSH UP YOUR MUG THEY WILL FILL UP YOUR JUG WITH THAT [D7] GOOD OLD MOUNTAIN [G] DEW - - CHORUS - THEY [G] CALL IT THAT GOOD OLD MOUNTAIN [G7] DEW AND [C] THEM THAT REFUSE IT ARE [G] FEW YOU MAY GO ROUND THE BEND BUT YOU'LL COME BACK AGAIN FOR THE [D7] GOOD OLD MOUNTAIN [G] DEW WAY [G] UP ON THE HILL THERE'S AN [G7] OLD WHISKEY STILL THAT [C] IS RUN BY A HARD WORKING [G] CREW YOU CAN TELL IF YOU SNIFF AND YOU GET A GOOD WHIFF THAT THEY'RE [D7] MAKING THAT OLD MOUNTAIN [G] DEW - - Chorus - THE [G] PREACHER CAME BY WITH A [G7] TEAR IN HIS EYE HE [C] SAID THAT HIS WIFE HAD THE [G] FLU WE TOLD HIM HE OUGHT TO GIVE HER A QUART OF THAT [D7] GOOD OLD MOUNTAIN [G] DEW - - Chorus - MY [G] BROTHER MORT IS [G7] SAWED OFF AND SHORT HE [C] MEASURES JUST FOUR FOOT [G] TWO BUT HE THINKS HE'S A GIANT WHEN THEY GIVE HIM A PINT OF THAT [D7] GOOD OLD MOUNTAIN [G] DEW - - Chorus - MY [G] UNCLE BILL HAS A [G7] STILL ON THE HILL WHERE [C] HE RUNS OFF A GALLON OR [G] TWO THE BIRDS IN THE SKY GET SO HIGH THEY CAN'T FLY ON THAT [D7] GOOD OLD MOUNTAIN [G] DEW - - Chorus - MY [G] AUNTIE JUNE HAS A [G7] BRAND NEW PERFUME IT [C] HAS SUCH A SWEET SMELLING [G] PEW IMAGINE HER SURPRISE WHEN SHE HAD IT ANALYZED IT WAS [D7] GOOD OLD MOUNTAIN [G] DEW - - Chorus - - CKGN Sneaky Snake (Tom T. Hall) G G7 Boys and girls take warning C G If you go near the lake C G Keep your eyes wide open A7 D7 And look for Sneaky Snake G G7 Now maybe you won't see him C G And maybe you won't hear C G But he'll sneak up behind you D7 G And drink all of your Root Beer. CHORUS: G C And then Sneaky Snake goes dancin' G C Wigglin' and a-hissin' G Sneaky Snake goes dancin' A7 D7 Gigglin' and a-kissin' G G7 I don’t like old Sneaky Snake, C G He laughs too much, you see C G When he goes wigglin' through the grass D7 G It tickles his under-neath. G G7 Well, Sneaky Snake drinks Root Beer C G And he just makes me sick C G When he is not dancin', A7 D7 He looks just like a stick G G7 Now he doesn't have any arms or legs, C G You cannot see his ears C G And while we are not lookin', D7 G He's stealin' all of our beer. CHORUS I Want To Go Home (aka Sloop John B) Written by Brian Wilson C We sailed on the ship John B my grandfather and me G7 Around Nassau town we did roam C F Drinking all night got into a fight C G7 C Well I feel so homesick I wanna go home Chorus: So hoist up the John B sail see how the mainsail sets G7 Call for the captain ashore let me go home C F Let me go home why don't you let me go home C G7 C Well I feel so homesick I wanna go home The first mate he got drunk broke up the people's trunk G7 Constable had to come and take him away C F Sheriff John Stone why don't you leave me alone C G7 C Well I feel so homesick I wanna go home Chorus Then the cook he caught the fits, threw out all of my grits G7 Then he took and ate up all of my corn C F Let me go home why don't you let me go home C G7 C Well this is the worst trip since I have been born Chorus 2x TEQUILA(SUNRISE!!(The(Eagles(–(1973((w/m(Don(Henley(&(Glenn(Frey) Intro:''G"Em7"(X3),"Am"D,""G"Em7"(X2)"" " " G" It’s"another"tequila"sunrise" " G" It’s"another"tequila"sunrise," D"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Am" D"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Am""""D7" D7""""""""""G""""""""""""""Em7"G"Em7" """""""""""""""""""""""G""""""""Em7""G""Em7" G" "" """G"""""""""""""""""""""""Am""""""""""""D"""""""""""""""G" Starin’"slowly"‘cross"the"sky," Said"goodbye." He"was"just"a"hiredHhand," This"old"world"still"looks"the"same," Another"frame." "D""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Am" Mmmmm,…mmm,…mmm,…mmm" " D7""""""""""""""""""""""G"""""Em7"G"Em7" Em"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""C" Em7""G""Em7" " Am""""""""""""""""""""""""""D" Em""""""""""""""""""""""""""C""""""""""""""""""""""""Em" Bm"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Em""""""""""""""""""""""E""""""""""""""""""""""" """"""""""Am""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""D7"""""D"" Am"Bm"""" G" D"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Am" """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""Em""""E7" You"just"get"numb" G" D7"""""""""""""""""""""""""G""""""Em7"G"Em7" D""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Am""""D7" G""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""G""""""""""Em7""G""Em7"""""""""" D"""""""""""""""""""" " """G"""""""""""""""""""""""Am""""""""""""D"""""""""""""""G" Workin’"on"the"dreams"he"planned"try," The"days"go"by." Every"night"when"the"sun"goes"down," Just"another"lonely"boy"in"town," And"she’s"out"runnin’"round." She"was"just"another"women" And"I"couldn’t"keep"from"comin’"on," It"‘s"been"so"long." Oh,"and"it’s"a"hollow"feelin’," When"it"comes"down"to"dealing"" Am"""""""""""""D7" friends," """""""""""""""""""""""""G""""Em7"G"Em7" It"never"ends." Am""""""""""""""""""""""""""D" Take"another"shot"of"courage," Bm"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Em""""""""""""""""""""""E""""""""""""""""""""""" Wonder"why"the"right"words"never"" Am"Bm""""" Take"another"shot"of"courage," Wonder"why"the"right"words"never"" come," It’s"another"tequila"sunrise," This"old"world"still"looks"the"same," Another"frame." Mmmmm,…mmm,…mmm,…mmm" " " Outro:''Em7"G"Em7"G"Em7"….."G" " " " " " come," """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""Em""""E7" You"just"get"numb." (Revised for DUC 3/2016 - Brad ) CHORD DIAGRAMS FOR: TEQUILA SUNRISE (Revised for DUC 3/2016 - Brad) IRISH DRINKING SONG by Adele Martin 2012 D Thereʼs a day every year G When we all drink and cheer D A Oh, kiss me Iʼm Irish today D My hair has no auburn G And green eyes that do yearn D A D But kiss me Iʼm Irish today D In honor of taters G In honor of beer D A In honor of corned beef and hash D G I wake up at dawn and put my green on D A D And head to the pub for the bash Chorus G Oh, kiss me Iʼm Irish G Oh, kiss me Iʼm Irish D A Oh, kiss me Iʼm Irish today G Oh, kiss me Iʼm Irish G Oh, kiss me Iʼm Irish D A D Oh, kiss me Iʼm Irish today first round, slow with only down strum second round, faster with full strum play additional rounds faster, depending on sobriety D St. Patty made beer G Or something I hear D A And leprechauns made my payday D The great cliffs of Moher G The stuff we drove over D A D When drunk on St. Pattyʼs Day Chorus G Oh, kiss me Iʼm Irish G Oh, kiss me Iʼm Irish D A Oh, kiss me Iʼm Irish today G Oh, kiss me Iʼm Irish G Oh, kiss me Iʼm Irish D A D Oh, kiss me Iʼm Irish today Bondi Pier A I was down by Bondi Pier, D Drinkin’ tubes of ice cold beer, A E7 With a bucket full of prawns upon me knee (upon me knee), A When I swallowed the last prawn, D I had a technicolor yawn, A E7 A And I chundered in the old Pacific Sea. CHORUS: D A Drink it up (drink it up), drink it up (drink it up) E7 Crack another dozen tubes and prawns with me (prawns with me), A If you want to throw your voice, D Mate you won't have any choice, A E7 A But to chunder in the old Pacific Sea. A I was sittin in the surf, D When a mate of mine called Murf, A E7 Asks if he can crack a tube or two with me (two with me), A The bastard barely swallowed it, D When he went for the big spit, A E7 A And he chundered in the old Pacific Sea. Chorus A I've had liquid laughs in bars, D And I've hurled from moving cars, A E7 And I've chuckled when and where it suited me (suited me), A But if I could choose the spot, D To regurgitate me lot, A E7 A Then I'd chunder in the old Pacific Sea. Chorus Closing Time Semisonic Intro: G - D - Am - C G D Closing time Am C G D Am C Open all the doors and let you out into the world G D Closing time Am C G D Am C Turn all of the lights on over every boy and every girl G D Closing time Am C G D Am C One last call for alcohol so finish your whiskey or beer G D Closing time Am C G D Am C You don't have to go home but you can't stay here CHORUS G D I know who I I know who I I know who I Take me home Am C want to take me home want to take me home want to take me home G D Closing time Am C G D Am C Time for you to go out to the places you will be from G D Closing time Am C G D This room won't be open till your brothers or your sisters Am C Come G D Am C So gather up your jackets move it to the exits G D Am C I hope you have found a friend G D Closing time Am C G D Am Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end C yeah CHORUS G D I know who I I know who I I know who I Take me home Am C want to take me home want to take me home want to take me home G D Closing time Am C G D Am C Time for you to go out to the places you will be from G D Closing time Am C G D Am C Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end ! "Big Rock Candy Mountain" traditional (this version taken from Harry McClintock) C F G7 Introduction: One [C]evening as the sun went down And the jungle fire was burning, Down the track came a hobo hikin', And he said, "Boys, I'm not turning. I'm [F]headed for a [C]land that's [F]far a[C]way, Be[F]side the crystal [G7]fountains, So [C]come with me, we'll go and see, The Big Rock [G7]Candy [C]Mountains." Verse 1: Verse 3: "[C]In the Big Rock Candy Mountains There's a [F]land that's fair and [C]bright, Where the [F]handouts grow on [C]bushes, And you [F]sleep out every [G7]night, Where the [C]boxcars all are empty, And the [F]sun shines every [C]day, On the [F]birds and the [C]bees And the [F]cigarette [C]trees, The [F]lemonade [C]springs Where the [F]bluebird [C]sings, In the [G7]Big Rock Candy [C]Mountains." "[C]In the Big Rock Candy Mountains You [F]never change your [C]socks, And the [F]little streams of [C]alcohol Come a-[F]tricklin' down the [G7]rocks, The [C]brakemen have to tip their hats And the [F]railroad bulls are [C]blind. There's a [F]lake of [C]stew, And of [F]whiskey [C]too, You can [F]paddle all a[C]round 'em In a [F]big ca[C]noe, In the [G7]Big Rock Candy [C]Mountains." Verse 2: Verse 4: "[C]In the Big Rock Candy Mountains All the [F]cops have wooden [C]legs, And the [F]bulldogs all have [C]rubber teeth, And the [F]hens lay soft boiled [G7]eggs. The [C]farmers' trees are full of fruit And the [F]barns are full of [C]hay. Oh, I'm [F]bound to [C]go Where there [F]ain't no [C]snow, Where the [F]rain don't [C]fall And the [F]wind don't [C]blow, In the [G7]Big Rock Candy [C]Mountains." "[C]In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, The [F]jails are made of [C]tin, And [F]you can walk right [C]out again, As [F]soon as you are [G7]in. There [C]ain't no short-handled shovels, No [F]axes, saws, or [C]picks, I'm a-[F]going to [C]stay, Where you [F]sleep all [C]day, Where they [F]hung the [C]jerk, Who in[F]vented [C]work, I'll [F]see you [C]all This [F]coming [C]fall, In the [G7]Big Rock Candy [C]Mountains."