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Armchair verdict for Stringfellow Fake Sheikh splattered Sydney’s most comprehensive weekly What’s On guide Page 3 Page 4 Page 17 SYDNEY’S FREE WEEKLY INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER www.citynews.net.au DECEMBER 3, 2009 Concern over future of heritage railway machinery SANTA’S LITTLE HELPER Sydney lights up for Christmas page 8 BY GARETH NARUNSKY Heritage-listed Victorian-era railway equipment is to be disposed of prior to the State Government’s sale of Australian Technology Park, according to a community group. Redfern-Waterloo group REDWatch has obtained photographs of parts of a pivot crane spray painted with pink crosses and tagged “Australian Technology Park Surplus Heritage Item … Identified for Disposal”. REDWatch spokesperson Geoff Turnbull said the markings and tags had appeared prior to a consultation session, scheduled for next Monday, to discuss the Park’s new conservation management plan. “This totally pre-empted any discussion about what they were planning to do and what should happen … as a result a whole pile of heritage people have got very upset,” he said. The Australian Technology Park occupies the site of the old Eveleigh Railway Workshops, built in 1887, and many examples of late 19thcentury machinery remain. Mr Turnbull said the 2008 NSW mini-budget announcement, detailing the proposed sale of a 99-year lease over the Australian Technology Park, had necessitated due diligence preparations, including the reviewing of heritage instruments. Wendie McCaffley, director of Wrought Artworks, who operates the heritage blacksmithing workshop at the Technology Park, said the tagged equipment was looking the worse for wear but remained an important part of the collection. “They’re very significant pieces of equipment which were listed in the conservation management plan for movable items,” she said. “They’re not supposed to be disposed of, this isn’t what was supposed to happen.” Ms McCaffley said the equipment could be restored. “It’s the largest, most integral collection of Victorian railway equipment remaining in the world [according to the] Smithsonian Institute [in] Washington DC,” she said. “With a bit of engineering knowledge and a team of people, it could be restored to its former glory … you’ve got to be able to see and feel, to have that connection to what has happened here in the past.” But the Australian Technology Park said the whole issue had been a misunderstanding. “Nothing is being thrown out,” said Managing Director Roy WakelinKing. We are investing money to preserve these valuable heritage items … The pink crosses actually identify items that are going to be refurbished and placed back in the ATP as a heritage-significant item,” he said. “The tags displaying disposal refer to a term used by our heritage consultant MacLaren North to indicate those items that are being refurbished or relocated for preservation purposes.” The ATP also indicated that once refurbished, the pivot crane would be displayed in the Park’s upgraded Innovation Plaza, along with a steam crane and a 3801 train. Refurbishment is expected to be completed by June 2010. The Trial of Susan Stringfellow BY MICHAEL GORMLY It sounds like a wild-west epic, but The Trial of Susan Stringfellow or The Orphan School Creek Rebellion is a tale from inner Sydney. The charges arose when police arrested Glebe resident Ms Stringfellow, 59, on March 30 for blocking the gates to a worksite in Forest Lodge, preventing a large semi-trailer from entering the site. In a two-day trial at The Downing Centre last week, Ms Stringfellow was found to have obstructed traffic in a public place but no conviction was recorded under a Section 10 provision. She and 11 others had been part of a larger protest attempting to block Council’s plans to redevelop the Orphan School Creek gully off Wood Street, formerly forested bushland, into a more manicured reserve featuring a long, wide zigzag path flanked by low-profile vegetation. Residents say such a path had never been approved by residents during a ten-year consultation saga dating back to the area’s days under Leichhardt Council. They say the path did not appear on any plans they had been shown. Labor Councillor Meredith Burgmann said Council had “made a terrible mistake – they said the path would affect two per cent of the reserve but it now affects 30 per cent.” Council says the larger path is required under access rules for wheelchairs and pushchairs. At the trial, news video of the arrest on 30 March was played. It showed Police arriving at the early-morning protest to find group including Councillors Chris Harris and Irene Doutney (Greens) and Meredith Burgmann inside the locked gates of the worksite. When police threatened to charge them with Trespass they exited but then lined up in front of the wire mesh gates, at one stage linking arms and singing We shall not be moved, and chanting “Less path, More trees”. After further negotiation, police directed them to move or be charged with Obstructing Traffic. The video showed Ms Stringfellow climbing over the gate and standing inside on its crossbar. When police then entered the site, she climbed back outside where she and the group took hold of the gate. Police again told them to move. They stood their ground and two police grabbed Ms Stringfellow’s hands and prised them off the gate. In the ensuing struggle Ms Stringfellow fell heavily to the ground, badly bruising her arm and suffering a black eye where her sunglasses hit the ground. Police then dragged her to a police car, legs Moore Erskineville trouble BY EHSSAN VEISZADEH With two new major developments set to re-open in the area, Lord Mayor Clover Moore received an ear-bashing from Erskineville locals worried about traffic influx in the area during Council’s Inner-West Community Forum on November 17. The Imperial Hotel is set to reopen in the coming weeks, after it won a legal battle against the City of Sydney in the Land and Environment Court. The court ruled that the hotel could accommodate up to 788 patrons on Friday and Saturday nights. Attendees of the forum asked Cr Moore to reveal how it would deal with the high number of people who would be drawn to the area on those nights. Erskineville residents also reminded Cr Moore of their disappointment following Council’s Development Published weekly and distributed to residents in the CBD, Pyrmont, Ultimo, Surry Hills, Woolloomooloo, Darlinghurst, East Sydney, Potts Point, Elizabeth Bay, Rushcutters Bay, Chippendale and Glebe. Copies are also distributed to serviced apartments, hotels, convenience stores and newsagents throughout the city. Distribution enquiries call 9212 5677. Published by the Alternative Media Group of Australia. While every effort is made to ensure accuracy of content, The News takes no responsibility for inadvertent errors or omissions. ABN 48 135 222 169 Design: Gadfly Media Application approval for a new supermarket. Cr Moore defended Council’s decision, saying the DA was 60 per cent smaller than the original twostorey proposal which was rejected earlier in the year. Paul Howard, a member of the Friends of Erskineville working group, led the chorus of community complaints. He said locals were concerned the supermarket would attract a high amount of traffic from Group Publisher: Lawrence Gibbons Group Manager: Chris Peken News Editors: Shant Fabricatorian, Ehssan Veiszadeh Editor-at-large: Michael Gormly Arts Editor: Angela Bennetts What’s On Editor: Sophie Tarr Dining Editor: Jackie McMillan Publishing Manager: Scott Love Advertising Manager: Rachel Tarquinio, David Sullivan Publisher’s Assistant: Lynda Kennedy Email: [email protected] Advertising:: [email protected] Contact: PO Box 843 Broadway 2007 Ph: 9212 5677 Fax: 9212 5633 Defence Counsel argued against the charge on technical grounds, finding discrepancies in the times stated by different witnesses and also arguing that if trespass charges had been threatened then the site, surrounded by a fence, was not “a public place” in the terms of the Summary Offences Act. It was argued that the truck had been parked 150-200 metres away at all times and had not attempted to enter the site. But after deliberating for an Ms Stringfellow being removed by police after an hour, Magistrate Fleming rejected earlier occupation of the site the arguments, saying the area “satisfies the definition of a public representative who testified at the place”. She cited evidence from the truck driver that the protest trial that there were problems with the electrical service to some group including Ms Stringfellow had obstructed his entry, and that of the temporary buildings on his truck later had to enter the the site, and bracing on the site in order to turn around and temporary perimeter fence was leave as it was too big to reverse inadequate. out of the narrow street. Defending barrister Roger de After the trial Ms Stringfellow trailing limp along the ground. Robillard asked police who had said she “still can’t understand A police witness said Ms instigated the radio call Stringfellow had thrown herself summoning them to the site, but why Clover Moore is backing her bureaucrats over the very to the ground. Ms Stringfellow the question was disallowed by clear wishes of the vast majority denies this and said she was Magistrate Fleming. of residents.” “stunned” as she was being put The protesters had accused Ms Stringfellow may appeal into the car. Council of calling the police, but the Court’s verdict. Work is A few minutes after the arrest Cr Harris said Council’s CEO nearly finished on the reserve but the site was effectively shut down Monica Barone had verbally it is still fenced off. by a CMFEU union denied this. outside the Erskineville area. “I think what came out of Tuesday night’s meeting specifically is that the Lord Mayor and council officers finally recognised that the Erskineville area’s traffic and parking issues need to be investigated in some detail,” Mr Howard said. “The Lord Mayor probably got the message that the community is still very unhappy about the decision regarding the supermarket.” Mr Howard also criticised Cr Moore for not meeting with his group before Council took the vote. “I guess as our elected officials we would have expected to have the courtesy of a meeting with her as a resident delegation and to explain our positions, but she wasn’t available,” he said. But Cr Moore scoffed at suggestions that she refused to meet with the group, saying Council had thoroughly consulted the Erskineville community throughout the DA process. Mr Howard says community DECEMBER 3, 2009 members were disappointed with the Lord Mayor’s handling of the questions put to her on the night. “Some residents have called me and commented on how rude the Lord Mayor was to some residents... I don’t know, maybe she was a bit stressed on the night,” Mr Howard said. Labor Councillor Meredith Burgmann said she sympathised with Erskineville residents who felt they were left out of the loop. “I agree that there has been a breakdown of communication between Council and the residents of Erskineville,” she said. “I was one of the councillors who voted against the supermarket, because it seems to me that what’s happening in Erskineville is that the residents are getting very anxious about over-development and suddenly having a concentration of traffic in the area, and I understand that. Council needs to consult wisely about how they will go about fixing the traffic issues that arise.” According to a City of Sydney spokesperson, traffic concerns were being addressed as part of a council study. “The City has held two community workshops (March 31 and September 2) to seek community feedback and comment on the draft Pedestrian Cycling and Traffic Calming (PCTC) plan,” the spokesperson said in a statement. “The draft PCTC plan is due to go to Sydney Traffic Committee next month and to the Planning, Development and Transport Committee before seeking final endorsement by Council next year. “Developments including the Imperial and the Hive have multiple conditions of consent imposed on them to minimise traffic impacts in the local area.” A draft report published in August said the PCTC Plant would “assist in meeting the 2030 targets for the city of 10 per cent of trips made in the city by cycling; 50 per cent of trips made by walking; and 80 per cent of work trips by city residents in non-private vehicles.” 3 Fake Sheikh assaulted outside court The Sheikh and his splattered sign, target of a coffeethrower who was wearing military style camouflage gear BY MICHAEL GORMLY One man emerged from the crowd and punched him in the head; another in a passing car threw coffee all over him while angry words flew from passers-by. Yet the controversial Sheikh 4 Haron stood his ground for three days outside the Downing Centre Courts, his white turban, tan robes and full beard shouting ‘Islam’ at the milling crowds. Heavy chains with padlocks draped over his body spoke of oppression and imprisonment. His coffee-stained sign read “Australians don’t want war”, a belief perhaps contradicted by the naked aggression directed at the lone protester. This is the man, under the name of Man Haron Monis, now facing seven charges arising from letters he allegedly sent to the families of soldiers killed in Afghanistan. Media reports claim the letters blamed the soldiers for the killing of innocent women and children. The Jewish News reported: “Felix Sher, the father of a Jewish soldier who was killed on duty in Afghanistan earlier this year, has received a hateful phone call and a number of letters calling his son a “pig” and a “murderer”. Sheikh Haron denies this interpretation: “The word ‘pig’ and other words that media have claimed are from completely different sentences, they have cut them and the incomplete quotes have been taken out of context.” He says the letters were intended as a condolence to the families but also to raise concerns about wars he considers unjust. He had published all the letters on his website. It’s now difficult to judge the truth since the Australian Federal Police, who brought the charges against Sheikh Haron, had his website taken down and the letters are sub judice. “I just believe in peace,” he said. “I don’t want Australians to be unsafe.” He says both the Iraqi and Afghani invasions were unjust wars, and urges Australia to withdraw from Afghanistan and stop killing innocents in battles with militants. “First, this is against God, spirituality and human rights,” he said. “Second, the government does not understand the Afghan pride – we don’t want them to come and make revenge in Australia. These wars put Australians in danger.” Asked if he thought the same about terrorist attacks which also killed innocent civilians, he said there was no difference: “Regarding killing the innocent civilians with no justified reason I am of course against that and it does not make difference who does it, such an act should be condemned,” he said. His lawyer, Chris Murphy, reportedly said: “These letters don’t contain threats; he is a peace activist.” But the Sheikh is also unpopular with many Australian Muslims and their chat sites have little to say in his favour. A typical comment on the muslim village site read: “The author of the Sheikh Haron site is obviously not a religious scholar, and has designed it to perpetrate a fraud and cast a cloud over the Muslim community.” Sheikh Haron, from Campsie, says he was a cleric in his native Iran and the title “Sheikh’ is widely used by scholars and elders in the Muslim world. He said he obtained police permission for his three-day vigil on condition that he handed out no leaflets and displayed only the sign he held. Opening for local bank Over 200 shareholders of Pyrmont Community Bank will join the local community to celebrate the launch of the local bank branch. The Pyrmont branch will be launched to the public at 5.30pm on Tuesday, December 8, before opening its doors to the public on December 11. Chairman Bruce Napthali said it was a great day for Pyrmont. “We are bringing the Bendigo Bank’s industryleading customer service to our community,” he said. “It isn’t often that a community such as ours has the chance to become shareholders in a public company that will directly benefit Pyrmont organisations and projects.” Shareholders, residents and traders are invited to take part in the celebrations, which will be followed by a behind-the-scenes look at the branch, established by the community. Hoaxsters strike in Haymarket BY AARON COOK Criminal hoaxsters are targeting members of Sydney’s Chinese community in an attempt to extort money with false kidnapping claims. Victims receive phone calls demanding money to secure the release of a family member, who the callers claim to have abducted. A number of similar attempts have occurred recently around Haymarket and at least one was successful, with a 57-year-old man paying money through a transfer service to secure the release of his daughter. The caller demanded he stay on the phone, which police said was a common attempt to stop victims from trying to contact their loved ones. The man later discovered his daughter was safe. Police from City Central Local Area Command are investigating the incident and are urging the Chinese community to be vigilant. 6 Sydney Lord Mayor Clover Moore and Independent Councillor Robert Kok declined to comment, saying it was a matter for the police. The Australian Chinese Community Association also chose not to provide comment. Police have issued the following recommendation: If you receive a threatening phone call demanding money, where your child is supposedly on the phone: Do not disclose any personal details to the caller and do not stay on the phone unless you have alternate phones to use in contacting your children. Take immediate steps to contact your children by other means. Do not make any payments to the caller, either via phone, internet or cash. Do not reveal any account details, like PIN numbers, or account names or numbers. Contact police immediately on ‘000’ to report the incident. Flashback to ’50s Photo Revolution BY EHSSAN VEISZADEH In 1955 an unassuming exhibition by six Australian photographers managed to capture an important turning point in photography. The photographers — David Potts, Max Dupain, Kerry Dundas, Hal Missingham, Axel Poignant and Gordon Andrews — presented an exhibition in Sydney that represented a shift from the traditions of the past to the recording of contemporary life. It was a key exhibition in representing a shift away from the traditions of pictorialism to the documenting of life experiences and events. The Art Gallery of New South Wales will again be showcasing those photographs to celebrate the historic change that occurred. “These particular photographers presented a new wave in Australian photography that dealt with documentary,” said exhibition prospective buyers. According to him, none of the photographs were sold during the exhibition. “The strange thing was nobody was much interested in photography at the time and they were selling for 5 Guineas — that’s $10.50 — and nobody sold a print. So I could’ve bought the whole exhibition really for about $400 or $500,” Mr Potts Kerry Dundas is one of the six photographers whose work is on said. display in the new exhibition; this is a high octane tank at “All the photographs Caltex’s Kurnell Refinery in 1953 were 20 by 16 inches. the time of the original curator Elizabeth Maloney. They were mounted on a card exhibition. “I wish there was “It was a progression that and then we put corks on each more of us around to enjoy it, corner and pushed those over led to a great outpouring in creative photography from the because Kerry [Dundas] and I nails driven to the walls. So are the only icons, you might 1960’s and 1970’s that just the photographs stood out say, of that group.” wasn’t there for a long time. from the walls. I’ve never seen Although Mr Potts said he [So this exhibition] gives an anything like it since then.” was proud of the impact the insight into how photography The ‘6 Photographers’ original exhibition made, he moved on from these early exhibition will be on view was disappointed at the lack of from December 5 to March 7 beginnings.” interest shown from David Potts was only 27 at at the Art Gallery of NSW. Colourful lead-up to Christmas for Sydney BY GARETH NARUNSKY Sydneysiders visiting the city at night are being treated to stunning light projections on some of our most iconic buildings. Sydney Town Hall will display the ‘12 Days of Christmas’ nightly until Christmas Eve, while five historic buildings along Macquarie Street – the Hyde Park Barracks, St James Church, The Mint, St Mary’s Cathedral and The Conservatorium of Music – will also feature projections. “Sydney Town Hall will be transformed into a stunning Christmas attraction for the thousands of children and families who come into the city during the festive season,” Lord Mayor Clover Moore said. Among the images to feature on Sydney Town Hall will be uniquely Australian images such as blue bottles, sailing yachts, flying foxes, and a pink galah in a gum tree, instead of the traditional partridge. Twelve projections will be shown in rotation each night from 8.30pm until 1.00am. Taking the heat off climate talks Utzon on the silver screen The story of the Opera House’s construction is detailed in ‘Edge of the Possible’, screening at Customs House on Tuesday BY GARETH NARUNSKY Sydneysiders will get a chance to relive the story of our iconic Opera House at a special screening of the film ‘Edge of the Possible’, at Customs House Library next Tuesday, December 8. The screening of the film, which documents the planning and construction of Sydney’s most famous building, will be attended by the film’s director, Daryl Dellora, and producer Sue Maslin. Mr Dellora said there was renewed interest in the famous building following the death of architect Jørn Utzon late last year. “People ... really focused on the building again and started to think about what could it have been if his vision had been realised,” he said. 8 “That’s a part of our film – we discuss what he was trying to do with the interiors that never got to fruition.” A DVD of the film has just been released that features never-before-seen material. including interviews with Utzon that did not feature in the original film. “He was such a wonderful person to interview and such a wonderful speaker, and he had such insights,” Mr Dellora said. “It is something which is unique because it captures [Utzon] at a moment in his life and so few other films have ever been able to get close to him.” The screening begins at 6:00pm, although attendees should arrive by 5:30pm. Bookings can be made on 9242 8555. BY SHANT FABRICATORIAN As the Copenhagen Climate Conference kicks off halfway around the world, Martin Place will play host to Earth Vigil – an event which organisers describe as, “a chance for people who care about the environment to come together in concern, solidarity and hope.” Part of the broader context of actions and events being organised around the globe during the talks, it is open to all individuals and groups from all walks of life. The event is underpinned by a belief that we are all closely connected to the natural environment, and that there are important relationships between our wellbeing and our broader social, economic and environmental systems. “It’s different from a protest in that the event is focused on deep reflection, particularly our interconnectedness to each other and the planet,” said event coordinator Naomi Bower. “It’s not only a faith event. I myself am not affiliated with any religion. I do feel there needs to be an opportunity for people to come together to reflect on the environment and in support of each other, particularly when it can get so overwhelming to think about the issues at hand.” Earth Vigil will take place in Martin Place (between Castlereagh and Pitt Streets) from 6pm to 7.30pm on Monday, December 7. For further details, visit www.earthvigil.wordpress.com City East Police Community meetings Kings Cross East Sydney Woolloomooloo 3 December 2009 – Reg Murphy Activity Centre 6:30pm-8pm 7 December 2009 – SCEGGS 6:30pm-8pm 8 December 2009 – Mary MacDonald Centre 6:30pm-8pm Silvi-No BY EHSSAN VEISZADEH Sydney based Italians will call for the resignation of Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi as they join a global day of protest on Saturday. The ‘No Berlusconi Day’ will see more than 240,000 people holding rallies across major European capitals, America, the Middle East and Latin America. Raffaele Pellico who is organising the Sydney protest moved to Australia last year after being frustrated with the state of politics back home. “One of the reasons was because I was tired to hear about Berlusconi on every single television station — the Italian Prime Minister is the owner of the three most important commercial TV channels,” Mr Pellico said. “So after my graduation I took the first airplane and I left for the farthest place possible.” According to him, scores of Italians have also made the decision to leave the country for this reason. “Lots of young Italian people are leaving the country because of this reason. But this shouldn’t happen. People need to go back to Italy to fight and to try to build a better country.” Mr Pellico is embarrassed of the constant negative news about the Prime Minister. “[The fact that] a Prime Minister is known around the world for his relationship with girls tells you that he is not doing his job.” A corruption trial against Prime Minister Berlusconi will resume on Friday after the country’s constitutional court lifted his immunity from prosecution. He is accused of paying his former British tax adviser David Mills $US600,000 in bribes to give misleading evidence in two corruption trials. Last month Mills’ had his fourand-a-half-year sentence confirmed by an appeal Oxford Street is not what it used to be for Michael Hartigan Nearly a quarter of a million people across the globe will hold a co-ordinated ‘No Berlusconi Day’ against the Italian Prime Minister this weekend court in Milan for accepting the bribes. “In this period when all the other Prime Ministers are thinking how to help people who have lost their jobs, how to help their people survive this [economic] crisis, in Italy he is trying to save himself from loss [sic] in the tribunal for mafia and corruption,” Mr Pellico said. “We don’t want him as Prime Minister because he is not doing a good job for Italy — he is only thinking about himself.” The rally will be held in front of the Italian consulate in Circular Quay at 1pm on Saturday. BY EHSSAN VEISZADEH Michael Hartigan has been living in the area for twelve years and says big licensed venues have come to dominate Darlinghurst. “I think it’s a disgrace. I think it’s gone downhill big time because there’s too many licensed venues in the area,” he said. “We’ve actually lost a lot of the people from the area, both owners and renters, because they’ve had enough with the anti-social behaviour.” Mr Hartigan and other locals have been long campaigning against large hotels from expanding their premises in the area. His current battle against Kinselas Hotel has seen matters moving a little too close to home. The hotel has lodged a Development Application with the council to expand its premises and to convert a part of the building to a smoking and gaming area, just six meters from Mr Hartigan’s apartment. He said other tenants in the building share his worry that the increase in noise and smoke will affect their quality of life. “It’s people’s sleep, it’s their health, it’s their homes. POSITIONS VACANT DELIVERY PEOPLE Your friendly local papers The City Hub,The City News, Inner West Independent and The Bondi View are seeking equally friendly and reliable people (with a vehicle) to deliver our newspapers. All enquiries please call Chris on 9212 5677 or email [email protected] 10 “Some people are working two jobs to pay their mortgage. And for whatever reason, I don’t quite understand, the council and the Land and Environment Court seem to bend over backwards to accommodate these smokers. “With all the trouble, if you want to start cleaning up Oxford Street, I think we need less licensed venues in the area and they should start closing a few of them down, knocking back their DA’s when they change hands and put in fresh DA’s.” Mr Hartigan fears the planned upgrade to Kinselas will further add to the area’s increasing level of anti-social behaviour. “One of my main concerns is that with all the anti-social behavior in the area and the alcohol-fueled violence, the last thing we need is a larger hotel.” “People from out west, [once] their venues close, they come in here and park in our streets and disturb us residents from our sleep with their cars and their doof-doof music, and they throw rubbish out of their cars and piss up against our properties,” he said. Jacksons Landing ready for Christmas The PA vs the petrolhead BY PETER WHITEHEAD Last week it was your columnist’s happy lot to be at a ‘pop-up bar’ in Rushcutters Bay sampling the fine Italian varietals produced in Victoria’s King Valley. Off his bike with a dodgy hip and tetchy from insufficient riding, your reporter eschewed circumspection when that lukewarm topic of cycleways was broached. A lively-minded young lady [bound by the vicissitudes of fate and a progressive pay scale to assist our state member for Sydney] sang the praises of the Separated 12 Bi-Directional Cycleway in Bourke Street. Like her boss she assumed that opposition to a SBDC betrayed high-octane petrolheadedness and ambitions to develop Moore Park into a memorial carpark. Your mild mannered man in the street explained patiently from his great height that the SB-DCs are narrow and inappropriate. They are, indeed, over-engineered exorbitancies being shoe-horned like an ugly sister’s foot into the small but perfectly proportioned bicycle boulevarde that is Bourke Street now. Like that King Street thing turning cyclists away in droves, this set-in-stone goat-track of stupidity and nanny-state fussiness will fust little-used. The desperate straws of Lord Mayor Moore’s “high quality network of cycle paths and lanes that will make cycling a relaxed, safe, mainstream activity” will not be pressed into effective service in the political lifetime of our independent coalition’s control of City Hall. The exponential rise of biking numbers will make narrow concrete runnels dangerously unviable - about as useful as a fist up the cloaca of Sydney’s straining traffic “systems”. Loosening the RTA’s hold on our inner city roadways will permit them to be unblocked of cars. But those greasy, grey, granite constructions – Clover’s chokers – will lie lurking like liver flukes, in perpetuity – murmuring “Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!”. Better that the space commandeered for the SB-DC be made parking for electric CoS share cars. Our hapless politician’s PA did wave in my direction as she left. But I couldn’t count how many fingers were engaged in the gesture. BY JENNY BLAIN Pyrmont’s Jackson’s Landing will come alive for this year’s Christmas celebration, with two new exciting main acts. Coming from opposite ends of the musical spectrum will be opera singers Cheryl Barker and her husband Peter Coleman-Wright, performing as members of a distinguished resident-based quintet, as well as the ABBA tribute band FABBA. Added to these treats will be old favourites: the Army Band playing from the Aqua Shell, the Young Northside Big Band, the Junior Choir and the Jacksons Landing Singers. The event is dependent upon the support of local businesses, donors and hardworking resident volunteers. Last year’s concert raised $14,000, as well as mountains of toys and food. Charities being supported this year are the Salvation Army, the Harris Centre and the Fistula Hospital in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. An important feature on the night is the reverse Christmas tree, a chance for people to donate new unwrapped toys and non-perishable food as gifts for those in need. Extra food and drink will be available for picnickers and raffle tickets for enticing prizes will be on sale. The date is Sunday, December 13, between 5pm and 9.15pm, at Cadi Park, Refinery Drive, Pyrmont. Those interested in attending should call 9660 1017. Graffiti of the Week This van, dumped near Kings Cross after being written-off while parked down the road by a rampaging 4WD, seems to have been co-opted by a nearby bar whose owners must be getting impatient because it blocks their business from public view. Not too pretty but a brief respite from the corporate uniformity of our streets. EAT & DRINK [email protected] by Jackie McMillan F O O D I E S ’ D I A RY PRICING $ - mains less than $15 $$ - mains between $15-$22 $$$ - mains between $22-$30 $$$$ - mains over $30 ROCKS & CBD Artful Food 1 Living in the inner west, I sometimes avoid the city’s plentiful restaurants in favour of a quick (motorised) getaway – sadly parking can be the decider. But when it comes to shows, the Sydney Opera House is unmatched as a venue and their Director of Contemporary Culture,Virginia Hyam, knows how to put together an enticing programme. So next time you’re booking a show, take a look at the new Show Plus packages, which combine a two-course pre-theatre dinner at restaurants like Aria, Bilson’s Number One,Wildfire and East Restaurant with interval drinks and parking. It’s a two tiered pricing system ($78/ Silver, $98/ Gold) dependent upon which restaurant you choose, so why not try out some top end venues at a (safely) fixed price? Aria’s offering a tempting Kurobuta sweet pork belly with pork croquette, paradise pears and pear chutney... but if you need more food for thought, menus are online at www.sydneyoperahouse.com. Artful Food 2 In a temptingly edible piece of theatre, the Sugar Spun Fairy wiggled coquettishly while Australian gastronomic legends Tony Bilson (Bilson’s), Cheong Liew (formerly The Grange, Adelaide) and Tetsuya Wakuda (Tetsuya’s) used hammers to denude her of her sweet attire.The sugary spoils were met with enthusiasm from foodie notables like John Newton, Lyndey Milan and this humble scribe, at the launch of Cuisine Now last week. I’m already itching to attend a bunch of events in the two week festival which starts on the 11th January, 2010, running concurrently with the Sydney Festival. Events include the Australian chefs mentioned above, and some notable international stars like Nicolas le Bec (Lyon) matched up with stars of opera and cabaret like Australia’s Paul Capsis and French chanteuse Caroline Nin.Those living in the inner west will be well placed to attend with many events hosted at the brand new green-star Doltone House! Tickets go on sale on the 28th November, 2009 at www.cuisinenow.com.au. Tarting Up Xmas If you’re a deft hand at tarting up Christmas leftovers, FoodWise have rebranded Boxing Day as National Leftovers Day, to help raise awareness about the environmental and financial costs of food wastage.They’re running a competition on their website www.foodwise.com.au until the 15th December.To be in the running to win a $2000 Tupperware makeover all you need to do is give away your best method for using up tasty Christmas leftovers.They have already received a bunch of great suggestions, including this corker from Amy Miller:“We take all left over fruit & nuts and any Christmas cake, mix it in with some vanilla ice cream and make a whole new Boxing Day ice cream cake.” Now that sounds both tasty and clever! 14 Ocean Room Sit beneath a wood-wind cathedral of quivering wood batons and explore contemporary tradition in Executive Chef Raita Noda’s updated menu. His Chotto Collection ($23) is playfully tactile; his Sake Jelly Bar Cod ($21) drips umami as you unwrap smoky konbu ribbons to reveal silky seared cod; and the Tuna Creation ($23) combines creative cubes with salted spoons, but eschews sharing.A salmon pink 2007 Chateau Riotor Rose ($11/glass, $58/bottle) wins with sweet strawberries and reassuring dryness. Decadent Peppercorn Lobster ($19/100g, 600-800g) is salty yet satisfying, and a steaming Ocean Trout Pot ($37) was creamy and entertaining. Bay 4, Ground Level, Overseas Passenger Terminal, George Street,The Rocks (02) 9252 9585 www.oceanroomsydney.com DARLO, KINGS X & SURRY HILLS Tharen’s This iconic venue dates back to 1979. Groups flock here for fun headwear dress-ups, lubricated by sparkling La Vie Pinot Noir Chardonnay ($38); flaming Bombé Alaska; and a surprisingly good meal. Entrees like Twice Cooked Four Cheese Soufflé or Chicken Liver Parfait with Roast Honey Figs are great. For mains I favoured Veal with Porcini Gratin over the nicely cooked Lemon and Dill Crusted Salmon with Citrus Sabayon. Bread, salad, vegetables and dessert are included too.While we finished our lovely 2007 Daniel Dampt Chablis ($55) almost everyone got up dancing! Grinning staff side-stepped expertly - refreshingly attitude-free. 13-15 Kellett Way, Kings Cross (02) 9326 9510 www.tharens.com.au Theatre Restaurant ($59.50/head, $93.50/unlimited alcohol) Cantina Bar & Grill Easy drinking jugs of Margaritas Espana ($35/carafe) have a citrusvanilla flavour that suits Scallop and Prawn Stuffed Piquillo Peppers ($5/piece).The specials board produces a generous bowl of Steamed Mussels ($12) with tomato, white wine, saffron and coriander it begged for a bit of bread. Chickpea Salad ($14) with grilled peppers, Manchego, cucumber, mint and onion proved a compelling foil to the Char Grilled Angus Beef ($20) with Chimichurri.Walk-up diners are welcomed, often to stoolstyle seats, but after a few selections from wines from Argentina, Chile and Spain, you probably won’t care where you’re sitting. 245 Oxford Street, Darlinghurst (02) 9357 3033 www.cantina.net.au Mediterranean Tapas $$-$$$ Legno This light and airy, modern space won me; over-delivering with a Legno Pizza ($20) – big taste from pancetta, porcini, Italian sausage and garlic, on a delicious, thin base.The aged Beef Carpaccio ($19) is easy to eat, as are ricotta-stuffed Zucchini Flowers ($17). Confit Duck-Leg Risotto ($26) is heavy on the duck and big on flavour.The hand-made mint pappardelle with slow cooked Lamb Ragu ($22) shows their commitment to sourcing great produce. Our 2008 Pasqua Soave ($7/glass, $24/bottle) was easydrinking and affordable.The caramelised Banana and Chocolate Calzone ($12) with butterscotch sauce will lure me back. 529 Elizabeth Street, Surry Hills (02) 9698 8225 www.legnopizzeria.com.au Italian $$$ INNER WEST (Pyrmont/Balmain/ Leichhardt/Glebe) Revolver Rod Jones (Cafe Niki) has opened the hip, local cafe of my dreams in the genteel surrounds of a quiet Annandale back street - think refitted general store, antiques and a great young chef, Rebecca Chippington. I enjoyed her gently cooked Scrambled Eggs with Avocado,Tomato and Fetta Salsa ($12); her lean and lovely Ultimate Cheeseburger with Dijonaise Potato Salad ($14); and her fabulous House-Made Granola ($9.50) with fruit, orange reduction and Evia gelatine-free yoghurt. Enjoy one of Rod’s Mum’s sublime Choccy Melting Moment ($3.50) with a wellmade (Morgan’s) Coffee ($3.20) or a lovely house-blended tea like Carnival ($4) with papaya and coconut. Baroque Bistro Patisserie *NEW* Let’s not mince words - Pierre Gobert’s macarons are excellent. Cafe Gourmand ($10) gives you a coffee and three ‘flavours of the day’ including the lovely Olive Oil and Vanilla – I’m yet to strike a bad flavour. Now the important stuff is out of the way; the heritage space had been kept nicely raw, accented with gleaming rose copper and expensive foreign (Italian) chairs you can see right through! Behind the pans,Yann Fontaine (ex-Bilson’s) makes quality French bistro-style (fast) food. If that’s not enough, the handsome French waiters decked out in handmade aprons should seal the deal – highly recommended for the ‘ladies who lunch’ set! Married me settles for Baked Eggs with Porcini Cream and Toasted Baguette ($13) – who knew it could be an entree as well as breakfast? If you’re not partial to butter and cream (why?) the Snail and Asparagus Salad ($13) is lovely and bright, with orange segments and baby spinach. The wine list reads like a list of my all-time favourites. If you like to drink local, go the 2008 Crawford River ‘Young Vines’ Riesling ($10/glass, $42/bottle) or the 2009 Spring Vale Chardonnay ($9/glass, $39/bottle). If you’re partial to the foreign stuff, the 2008 Daniel Dampt Chablis ($14/glass, $64/bottle) is also lovely. 88 George Street,The Rocks (02) 9241 4811www.baroquebistro.com.au Modern French $$$ Alio *NEW* With the office Christmas party looming, many a social club director will be looking for the perfect place to please everyone, within the constraints of budget. If you’re the one struggling, this venue is an accessible, middle-ofthe-road Italian restaurant conveniently located for both parking and public transport. I’d take the latter and leave the wine in the capable hands of owner Tracey Hughes. She’s a star on the floor with genuine warmth and her seductive description of the 2007 Joseph Cattin Pinot Blanc ($45) involved toasting the insides of the wooden barrels to produce the yummy caramel notes the wine displayed so readily. The dishes of her brother, Head Chef Ashley Hughes, celebrate simplicity with the hand-made Focaccia and Grissini ($2) being a great example.The best way to sample his menu is in the extremely well-priced 6-Course Degustation ($65/head), which includes dishes like the tasty Char-Grilled Black Angus Fillet with Fresh Baby Peas ($35); the zingy Fettuccine with King Prawns,Tomatoes and Nduja Salami ($22/$30); and the approachable entree of Prosciutto, Rocket, Walnut, and Pear with Gorgonzola Dressing ($22). À la carte diners have the ability to add a refreshing Blood Orange Sorbet ($3) between entrees and mains – an unusual, unpretentious & egalitarian twist! 5 Baptist St, Surry Hills (02) 8394-9368 www.alio.com.au Modern Italian $$$$ Din Tai Fung *NEW* Dumplings are about precision; perhaps that’s why an international chain does ‘em best. First thing each day temperature and humidity readings are taken to calculate the perfect dough formula. Each masked, white-clad, member of the dumpling chain gang uses gold scales (accurate to 0.01) to ensure uniformity; down to a minimum of eighteen pinched folds. Daily staff tastings happen with enough time to correct the dough. Dumplings are made to order (no circulating trolleys), the silky pleated perfection of the Crab Meat, Roe & Pork Dumplings ($15.80/6 pieces) shows why; the signature Pork Dumplings ($8.80/6 pieces) are damned fine too.Avoid dumpling overload with a Vegetarian Delight ($3.80) dried tofu, seaweed and glass noodles in sesame; and a refreshing Lychee and Mint Juice ($6.00) before you sample excellent Pork and Prawn Wontons in Spicy Sauce ($8.80/6 pieces).You can try a Pork Bun ($2.80) if you save room for an even better dessert, a Steamed Black Sesame Bun ($2.80). Deep fried only gets a menu look-in with divine Golden Red Bean Bread ($5.80/2 pieces).You will appreciate the sparkling clean, non-intimidating surrounds; the nicely lacquered picture menus; attentive, impeccably dressed staff and the concise guide to dipping, stabbing, slurping and swallowing your way to dumpling heaven. Level 1,World Square Shopping Centre, 644 George Street, Sydney (02) 9264 6010 www.dintaifung.com.tw Taiwanese/Dumplings $-$$ Spigolo *NEW* One glance at the menu and you’d be forgiven for thinking that Pino Nocera just delivers ordinary Italian classics. After you cut into your huge, puffy Calzone Pulcinella ($22.90) revealing creamy white contents wrapped in tasty, chewy dough topped by fresh tomato and shaved Parmesan, you’ll be a convert. A neighbouring lady diner seemed daunted by hers but recovered to pose open-mouthed before it, quipping to her male companion: “I’m that good!” Ah sex in the città! She can be excused - al fresco tables under the faux grape vines are romantic, and the handsome, muscular wait staff ooze Italian charm and speak the mother tongue. So do many of the patrons. Pino’s son Luigi stands out on the floor with five-star experience, coaxing us into a (regular) special of Fettuccini Lobster ($31.90) with a good bisque-like sauce evenly coating every al dente strand. The popular Eye Fillet ($31.90) is almost eclipsed by the accompanying pepper sauce, so good it turns all items on my plate into vehicles for delivering more! There’s a lot of time in the detailed explanations on the Italian wine list. We opted for an inexpensive Fazio Montélimo Nero D’Avola Merlot ($26.90) - a fruity, easy companion to our food and the hot night. 60 Riley Street, Darlinghurst (02) 9356 3288 www.spigolo.com.au Italian $$-$$$ EAT & DRINK 291 Annandale Street,Annandale (02) 9555 4727 Cafe $ The Restaurant at 3 Weeds Leigh McDivitt is the current head chef at Rozelle’s gastro-pub hero. It doesn’t get much better than his Rabbit, Chestnut and Foie Gras Terrine ($23) unless you try his Seared Scallops with Morcilla, Chorizo,Truffled White Bean Puree and Coriander ($22). Mains like Thirlmere Duck Breast with Lentils, Beetroot, Parsnip, Orange and Pistachio ($38) use eye-catching plating, but it’s pricy when you consider that you’ll need three courses plus sides.The decadent Truffle and Parmesan Potato Puree ($10) is worth a whirl. Stand-out sommelier Nicholas Luhman triangulated us a superb drop in the Central Otago 2007 Rippon Riesling ($55)! 197 Evans Street, Rozelle (02) 9818 2788 www.3weeds.com.au Gastro Pub $$$$ NEWTOWN & ENVIRONS (Marrickville/Petersham /Dulwich Hill/Waterloo Eagle Boys, Newtown This bastion of regional Australian cuisine has landed in the big smoke, taking on the cheesy, fast-food pizza set with (according to franchisee Brian Meknas (ex-Pizza Haven), lighter dough and “unlike Domino’s and Pizza Hut they don’t use flavoured meats”. Shudder. Commence with a Garlic Aioli Four-Slice Pizza ($4.95) then [email protected] by Jackie McMillan order the Chicken Club ($13.95) or the perennial regional favourite, surf and turf, in a Steak and Prawn ($13.95) pizza.The Apple Crumble Dessert ‘Thingie’ ($4.95) is warm and full of spiced apple. I doubt gourmet pizza makers will tremble, but I’d crown ‘em king of the rest.Tuesdays see super cheap pick-up pizzas ($4.95)! 2 King Street, Newtown (131) 433 www.eagleboys.com.au Pizza $ Black Star Pastry Is this Sydney’s best pastry shop? Strawberry Crumble Tart ($4.50) is a vivid strawberry explosion with a buttery pastry shell. Rose and Lilac Macaroons ($3.50) are texturally perfect; Custard Tarts ($5) are rich and creamy.White Nectarine Jelly Panna cotta ($5) gives restaurant quality dessert for very little coin! Well-made Little Marionette Coffee ($3) comes quickly, from affable staff. Savoury treats like Zucchini and Pumpkin Muffins ($3.50) are moist and tasty; the Lamb Shank Pie ($6.50) is a contender for Sydney’s tastiest pie. Christopher The (ex-Claude’s) is doing quality baking in this tiny quirky space with rustic furnishings for eat-in fun. 277 Australia Street, Newtown (02) 9557 8656 Cafe $ Guzman y Gomez If (like me) you rushed in here when they first opened, give them another go.They’ve tightened the menu, adjusted the chilli, improved the Le Pain Quotidien *NEW* This week I am touting Norton Street venues that stray from the expected cuisine. I recently reminded myself on a sun-drenched afternoon why I frequent this cafe.Their Toasted Ham and Cheese Croissant ($7.95) remains an exercise in perfection, perched on an artist’s palette with a trio of mustards and artfully arranged slices of radish and cucumber.A thick toasted slice of Banana Bread ($5) came with naught but a golden wedge of butter – ah simplicity.The latter suited the well-made Iced Coffee ($5.50), while the former was accented by a refreshing Apple and Ginger ($4.75).With the memory of this experience fresh in my mind, when we were next struck with a hunger plagued by indecision (a rare thing in my house) we returned for an evening grazing meal made up of two platters. Did I mention indecisive? The Board of Fine Cheeses ($19.95) impressed with super fresh pecans, a chalky goat’s cheese, aged cheddar and Gruyère, mild brie and a Fourme d’Ambert blue.The Charcuterie Platter ($19.95) had a good assortment of cold meats, a fat slice of pate and cornichons. Both were accompanied by a generous selection of rustic breads; and went well with a surprisingly accessible Hunter Valley Rosemount Show Reserve Chardonnay ($8/glass, $36/bottle). 54 Norton Street, Leichhardt (02) 9564 0099 www.lepainquotidien.com French/Café $-$$ guacamole and added alcohol. I loved the Smokin’ Hot Margarita ($8) with chilli infused Tequila, and the Beef Chilli Nachos ($9.90) with excellent black beans, tomato salsa, guacamole and chunky steak-rich chilli.A Steak and Onion Quesadilla ($7 / 2 pieces) is fat with tasty filling; and the Mini Burrito ($7) fits better in your mouth. The caramel Flan ($2.80) will put out the fire.Also in Bondi Junction, Kings Cross and Australia Square. 175 King Street, Newtown (02) 9517 1533 www.guzmanygomez.com.au Mexican $ EASTERN SUBURBS & BEACHES Ravesi’s A floor above and a cut above the standard Bondi Beach fare, now with wine bar! Take in the panoramic view from resort style lounges on the spacious balcony, with Seared Tuna Spoons ($12/4 pieces) and Fantinel Extra Dry Proscecco ($9). In the restaurant, Grilled Scallops with Roasted Peppers,Tomato and Goats’ Cheese ($18) are unusual but accessible. Mains like Lamb Loin The Balkan Grill *NEW* This recently reborn space will speak to those who have a penchant for the cuisines of Central Europe. Climb the stairs from Norton Street and leave behind the buzz of ‘Little Italy’ for a (much needed) cultural interloper. I must not be the only one who thinks so because as I enjoyed my lunch on the wide, covered balcony, I noticed staff from the neighbourhood’s community bank also taking advantage of the very reasonable prices.With Sasha Alexsander (Taste of Brazil) in charge of the menu, you’d be right to assume that grilled meat will be well handled.The tender lumps of skewered lamb Raznjici ($19) were indeed a highlight. More surprising was the bowl of Mushroom Dumplings ($8.50) so tasty they are only topped with a blob of sour cream and a sprinkle of lightly charred onion.The Balkan Antipasta Platter ($12.50) includes bread, a selection of home-made dips, salads and tasty lean cevapcici (skinless sausage); so it’s an excellent option if you like grazing. Balance is important to this cuisine, so throw in a refreshingly simple Cabbage Salad ($4.50/small) regardless.To drink select from exclusive on tap beers like Hoegaarden, Asahi or Fat Yak ($4-$6.50); or wines including a decent Cape Campbell Pinot Gris ($8/glass, $45/bottle). The Zoo Bar, Level 1, 55 Norton Street, Leichhardt (02) 9564 1777 www.thezoobar.com.au Central European $$ Cutlets with Horseradish Crust, Golden Shallots and Beetroot ($36) still showed lipstick traces of winter’s cool kiss, but the White Chocolate and Coconut Panna Cotta ($15) with a passion fruit sorbet was all summer! 118 Campbell Parade, Bondi Beach (02) 9365 4422 www.ravesis.com.au Modern Australian $$$-$$$$ Abang Sam The Malay tiger may have been tamed too far - our Eggplant Sambal ($10) raised no sweat. Success was had with Abang Sam’s Famous Satay Sticks ($9 / 6 pieces) with good peanut sauce and cute compressed rice squares. Rendang Daging ($14) is rich and complex; Roti Canai ($9/2 piece) are good too, but take chicken curry over the dhal. Friendly staff coo over youngsters, and warned us we wouldn’t like the sour (and fishy) Penang Laksa ($12). End with a surprisingly complex shave-ice Ais Kacang ($6), made with palm seed, corn kernels, grass jelly, red beans and brown sugar syrup. Shop 1, 214 Anzac Parade, Kensington (02) 9662 6554 Malaysian $$ 15 A RT S & E N T E RTA I N M E N T BY SOPHIE MALLAM a&e COMEDY: DANIEL KITSON’S 66A CHURCH ROAD ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT WHAT’S ON EXHIBITION: FIONA FOLEY’S FORBIDDEN HHH #1 2004 © Fiona Foley, photo by Dennis Cowley Photo by Benjamin Townsend 18 There’s something spectacularly familiar about Sydney summers: the floating jasmine musk in dusky streets and the smell of sunscreen and salty ocean all combine to invoke sometimes incredibly intense echoes of childhood in this reviewer.This nostalgia thing is an interesting beast, as the flipside of its element of rosetinted happy snaps is the darkness of all unrequited love - a longing that’s inherently unsatisfiable, for a place in time to which we can never return. The word nostalgia’s original meaning, UK comedian Daniel Kitson tells us in the first moments of his beautiful and bittersweet new theatre work, is a painful ache to a return to home or country. It is through this notion that he frames his one-man elegy to the flat he lived in for sixand-a-half years in Crystal Palace. He intersperses his wry and delightful monologues of finding and inhabiting the place with more melancholy voice-overs, through which the lost flat becomes a symbol of a lost girl and the untraversable distances which separate us from what’s passed.The battered old suitcases which surround Kitson on the set and which conceal tiny dioramic representations of 66A’s old rooms fit this moving (pun!) lament perfectly. A work that brought sadness but mostly joy. Until Dec 13, Sydney Opera House, $30-$54, 9250 7777 or sydneyoperahouse.com 21 MUSIC 22 MOVIES BY SOPHIE MALLAM Go to: www.altmedia.net.au for more A&E stories Arts Editor: Angela Bennetts Listings Editor: Sophie Tarr Music Editor: Chris Peken Contributors: Aidan Roberts, Michelle Porter, Kate Britton, Adam Guetti, Leon Rogovoy, Meenal Kumar, Rebecca Keane, Mark Gertskis, James Harkness, Anthony Edward Bell, Lena Rutkowski, Nell Greco, Komi Sellathurai, Alex Bodman, Alex Britton, Sam Moginie & Sophie Mallam THEATRE: SHINING CITY BY KOMI SELLATHURAI The city is Dublin and its shine, lacklustre. Beneath the grey, a man (John) is haunted by the ghost of his newly deceased wife.To keep from going insane, he seeks the help of a therapist.Written by Irish playwright Conor McPherson, Shining City is easily the best play I’ve seen all year. Like that subtle line in a book that speaks only to you, McPherson’s words pull you in without your knowledge. Couple that with two brilliant leads Laurence Coy playing John and Alan Dukes as Ian, his therapist - and you’ve got story telling at its best. Half the story is told through John’s honest to goodness monologues and the other half through Ian’s painful and awkward encounters, both gelled together by the bleakest of human loneliness.This is an exploration of a fragile subject matter conveyed with a self-deprecating sense of humour. And of course, there’s the case of that wandering ghost in a red coat. Until Dec 19, SBW Stables Theatre, 10 Nimrod Street, Kings Cross, $23-$30, 8002 4772, griffintheatre.com.au “She’s very interested in Australia’s colonial history and its impact on the present, and essentially sees her role as being that of an educator,” says MCA Senior Curator Rachel Kent of prolific Fraser Island-based artist, academic and curator Fiona Foley.The subject of a new solo exhibition at the museum encompassing work from the past fifteen years of her practice, a key element of the Badtjala woman’s visual art is about,“bringing these often quite confronting and tragic stories to light that we may not be aware of or frankly would prefer not to be aware of”, says Kent. Particularly compelling for Kent in her joint curatorial venture with the University of Queensland Art Museum was a sculptural work called Land Deal; comprised of a haunting inventory of objects like flour, tomahawks and eyeglasses for which Tasmanian colonist John Batman traded a tremendous area of land from the Wurundjeri people of Victoria in 1835, along with the promise of a yearly exchange of further objects.“Quite clearly it was an inequitable exchange and I doubt there would have actually been an awareness that actually what he was doing was taking the land ...yet this is what subsequently has become the basis of Melbourne - it’s essentially stolen land,” she says. Not only was the subsequent yearly tribute of items never paid, but,“Two years later the Governor of NSW actually turned around and declared that this exchange was invalid because the land had been essentially awaiting colonisation on the basis of Terra Nullius. I found this history to be quite shocking.” Of a similarly revelatory nature is an utterly mesmeric video work called Bliss which contrasts exquisitely lovely, almost Keatsian footage of a hazy field of mauve poppies shimmering in the wind, with textual information about the history of indigenous exploitation and addiction that was the opium trade in Far North Queensland. It should be noted that, while political in nature, Foley’s work also demonstrates incredible restraint.“She uses a combination of subtlety, provocation, sometimes it’s humour or an element of irony,” says Kent,“which is a more effective way to get her message across than direct confrontation.” From the austere elegance of Wild Times Call; a photographic work of Foley in Seminole dress that the viewer must wade through a sea of corn kernels to experience, to the understated defiance of Black Velvet; an evocation of female genitalia printed on dili bags to hint at the colonial exploitation of indigenous womens’ sexuality - it’s powerful work that should not be missed. Until Jan 31, 2010, Museum of Contemporary Art, 140 George Street,The Rocks, mca.com.au 17 W H AT ’ S O N THEATRE & PERFORMANCE Absurd Person Singular Three’s a charm in Alan Ayckbourn’s comedy, as a trio of married couples celebrate Christmas Eve. Until 16 Jan. Ensemble Theatre, 78 McDougall St, Kirribilli. $39-63. 9929 0644, www.ensemble.com.au Cabaret Over a few tumultuous months, a young writer and a child-like singer are swept up into a dark world of political chaos in 1930s Berlin. Meanwhile, things are hotting up in the decadent Kit Kat Klub cabaret too. Until 19 Dec. New Theatre, 542 King St, Newtown. $17-28. 1300 306 76, www.newtheatre.org.au Chatroom Six teenagers flirt with power and rebellion in cyberspace in this production from the NSW Public Schools Drama Company. 8 – 9 Dec. Seymour Centre, cnr Cleveland St & City Rd, Chippendale. $18.50-27.50. 9351 7940, www.seymourcentre.com.au The Christian Brothers Ron Blair’s classic monologue of 50s faith, doubt and possibility. Until 6 Dec. TAP Gallery, 278 Palmer St, Darlinghurst. 9361 0440, www.tapgallery.org.au Dickens Down Under Melvyn Morrow does Dickens with a special nod to his two Australiabound boys. Until 12 Dec. Genesian Theatre, 420 Kent St, Sydney. $20-25. 1300 306 776, www.genesiantheatre.com.au Happy Days Everything’s gone to mud in Samuel Beckett’s play – or dirt, rather. Winnie is half-buried in a mound of earth, her husband lives in a hole in the ground behind her, and she’s keeping a revolver handy just in case it all gets too much. But don’t call her a pessimist:Winnie’s still firmly holding out hope that love will conquer all. Until 16 Dec. Belvoir St Theatre, 18 Belvoir St, Surry Hills. $34-56. 9699 3444, www.belvoir.com.au Hymn à Piaf Cabaret sensation Caroline Nin is back to perform a tender tribute to Piaf, reinvigorating the classic songs. Until 5 Dec. The Vanguard, 42 King St, Newtown. $40-45, $76-105 with dinner. 9020 6959, www.thevanguard.com.au A Midsummer Night’s Dream Eamon Flack directs this contemporary revisit of one of Shakespeare’s most popular comedies. Until 20 Dec. Belvoir St Theatre, 18 Belvoir St, Surry Hills. Previews $20. $23-29, cheap Tuesdays from $10. 9699 3444, www.belvoir.com.au Lovebites The blissful, heart-breaking and purely tragic scenarios of love thoroughly entertain in this musical by James Millar and Peter Rutherford – despite the odd naff moment so familiar to this genre. (NG) Until 5 Dec. Seymour Centre, cnr Cleveland St & City Rd, Chippendale. $19-34. 9351 7940, www.seymourcentre.com.au 18 The Mysteries: Genesis A team of Australian writers and directors present the stories from the big dawn: the Creation, the Fall, the Expulsion from Eden, Cain and Abel, Noah’s Ark. Until 19 Dec. Sydney Theatre Company, Pier 4, Hickson Rd, Walsh Bay. $30-75. 9250 7777, www.sydneytheatre.com.au Pennies from Kevin:The Wharf Revue Some skits miss the spot, but writer-performers Jonathan Biggins, Drew Forsythe and Phillip Scott have come through with an enjoyable enough romp through the year’s political ups and downs. (ST) Until 16 Dec. Sydney Theatre, Pier 4, Hickson Rd, Walsh Bay. $45-55. 9250 7777, www.sydneytheatre.com.au Public Bunnies (Op. In C# Minor) The 2009 imPACT ensemble perform their self-devised installation work, centred on a city of debris. Directed by composer and filmmaker Michal Imielski, Public Bunnies is at once about an organism and a culture. Until 12 Dec. PACT Theatre, 107 Railway Pde, Erskineville. $15-20. 9550 2744, www.pact.net.au Ruby Moon White-picket-fence comfort adopts a darker edge in this suburban Little Red Riding Hood update, from writer Matthew Cameron. Until 12 Dec. Newtown Theatre, cnr King & Bray St, Newtown. $18-27. newtowntheatre.com.au Shining City On discovering that even death isn’t enough to part from his recently deceased wife, Dublindwelling John turns to the friendly neighbourhood priest-cumtherapist for some advice. Until 19 Dec. SBW Stables Theatre, 10 Nimrod St, Kings Cross. $23-30. 8002 4772 or www.griffintheatre.com.au Sunset Limited A God-fearing ex-con throws himself under a train only to be rescued by an atheist professor, prompting both to confront life’s big questions anew. Until 12 Dec. Ensemble Theatre, 78 McDougall St, Kirribilli. $39-63. 9929 0644, www.ensemble.com.au Sydney Ghost Stories You might want to invest in a night light before coming along to this series of short plays from some of Sydney’s best and brightest young thespians, including Toby Schmitz, Stephen Sewell and Lachlan Philpott. Until 10 Dec. Old Fitzroy Theatre, 129 Dowling St, Woolloomooloo. $17-29 or $25-35 with dinner. 1300 483 849, www.rocksurfers.org Wicked:The Untold Story of the Witches of Oz Long before Toto and Dorothy turned up, two girls had a rendezvous in Oz: one beautiful and popular, the other smart and fiery but decidedly – well – green. Wicked follows the girls as they grow to become Glinda the Good Witch and the Wicked Witch of the West, with appropriate dashes of wit and warmth. Until 12 Dec. Capitol Theatre, 13 Campbell St, Haymarket. $69.90-129.90. 1300 723 038, wickedthemusical.com.au, ticketmaster.com.au World AIDS Day Concert:The Elton John Tribute Performers including Ricki-Lee Coulter, Rob Mills and Courtney Act are coming together to raise awareness of HIV/AIDS, and celebrate the music of the legendary Elton John. Proceeds from this year’s concert will help fund vital services for people living with HIV. 6 Dec. Seymour Centre, cnr Cleveland St & City Rd, Chippendale. $60-70. 9351 7940, www.seymourcentre.com.au COMEDY Thursday 3 December The Christmas Special – The Comedy Store ($20) Dave Jory, Peter Green, Greg Fleet – Laugh Garage Comedy Club ($11.50-17) Good Evening:The Sketches of Peter Cook, Dudley Moore, Shaun Micallef, Stephen Curry – Sydney Opera House ($49.90-59.90) Quick, Some Comedy, Quick – Star Bar ($9) Scared Scriptless – The Roxbury Hotel ($10) Stand Up Comedy Cruise – Pyrmont Bay Wharf ($90) Friday 4 December The Christmas Special – The Comedy Store ($30) Comedy Court – Star Bar ($15) Damian Smith, Dave Jory, Peter Meisel, Greg Fleet – Laugh Garage Comedy Club ($22.50-27) Good Evening:The Sketches of Peter Cook, Dudley Moore, Shaun Micallef, Stephen Curry – Sydney Opera House ($49.90-59.90) Jason Alexander – Enmore Theatre ($89.50) Saturday 5 December Anthony Salame’s Xmas Special – Metro Theatre ($30) The Christmas Special – The Comedy Store ($30) Cranston Cup Final – Enmore Theatre ($38.50-45.50) Damian Smith, Dave Jory, Peter Meisel, Greg Fleet – Laugh Garage Comedy Club ($22.50-27) Good Evening:The Sketches of Peter Cook, Dudley Moore, Shaun Micallef, Stephen Curry – Sydney Opera House ($49.90-59.90) Theatresports Grand Final – Enmore Theatre ($38.50-45.50) Tim Minchin – State Theatre ($49.95) Sunday 6 December Good Evening:The Sketches of Peter Cook, Dudley Moore, Shaun Micallef, Stephen Curry – Sydney Opera House ($49.90-59.90) Kosher Theatresports – Bondi Pavilion (TBA) Monday 7 December Monday Night Comedy – Fringe Bar ($10) Tuesday 8 December The Christmas Special – The Comedy Store ($10) Clint Paddison, Brett Nichols, Dave Eastgate – The Sugarmill ($10) Comedy Competition – Laugh Garage Comedy Club ($11.50-12) Full Body Contact No Love Tennis – The Roxbury Hotel ($10) Gagging For It: Clint Paddison, Brett Nichols – Kit & Kaboodle ($10-25) Good Evening:The Sketches of Peter Cook, Dudley Moore, Shaun Micallef, Stephen Curry – Sydney Opera House ($49.90-59.90) Wednesday 9 December The Christmas Special – The Comedy Store ($15) Good Evening:The Sketches of Peter Cook, Dudley Moore, Shaun Micallef, Stephen Curry – Sydney Opera House ($49.90-59.90) New Comics Night – Laugh Garage Comedy Club ($11.50-12) Thursday 10 December Brett Nichols, Martin Henchion, Darren Sanders – Laugh Garage Comedy Club ($11.50-17) The Christmas Special – The Comedy Store ($20) Good Evening:The Sketches of Peter Cook, Dudley Moore, Shaun Micallef, Stephen Curry – Sydney Opera House ($49.90-59.90) A Mic in Hand – Friend in Hand Pub ($8-10) Quick, Some Comedy, Quick – Star Bar ($9) Friday 11 December Brett Nichols, Bruce Griffiths, Darren Sanders – Laugh Garage Comedy Club ($22.50-27) The Christmas Special – The Comedy Store ($30) Comedy Court – Star Bar ($15) Good Evening:The Sketches of Peter Cook, Dudley Moore, Shaun Micallef, Stephen Curry – Sydney Opera House ($49.90-59.90) Scared Scriptless – The Roxbury Hotel ($10) Saturday 12 December The Al Pitcher Picture Show – The Comedy Store ($20-25) Brett Nichols, Bruce Griffiths, Darren Sanders – Laugh Garage Comedy Club ($22.50-27) The Christmas Special – The Comedy Store ($30) Good Evening:The Sketches of Peter Cook, Dudley Moore, Shaun Micallef, Stephen Curry – Sydney Opera House ($49.90-59.90) Sunday 13 December Good Evening:The Sketches of Peter Cook, Dudley Moore, Shaun Micallef, Stephen Curry – Sydney Opera House ($49.90-59.90) HOT TIX Echo & the Bunnymen Liverpool’s cult faves present their latest album The Fountain. Tickets on sale 7 Dec. 27 Jan. Enmore Theatre. $85.20. 132 849, www.ticketek.com.au Phoenix The indie popsters behind tracks like Everything is Everything and Long Distance Call are heading back to Australia for a national headline tour.They’ll be supported by Miami Horror, and tickets go on sale 10 Dec. 2 Mar. Hordern Pavilion, Moore Park. $79.90. 132 849, www.ticketek.com.au Them Crooked Vultures With a lineup that reads like a who’s who of contemporary rock (Josh Homme, Dave Grohl and John Paul Jones, anyone?), little wonder that the Vultures have already sold out their Sydney and Melbourne shows. Happily, they’ve lined up an extra performance in each city, and tickets go on sale 4 Dec. 27 Jan. Hordern Pavilion, Moore Park. $105.75. 132 849, www.ticketek.com.au PUBS, CLUBS AND BARS Annandale Hotel: Cnr Nelson St and Parramatta Rd, Annandale. 9550 1078, www.annandalehotel.com.au The Argyle: 18 Argyle St,The Rocks. 9247 5500, www.theargyle.biz Bank Hotel: 324 King St, Newtown. 9557 1692 The Basement: 29 Reiby Pl, Circular Quay. 9251 2797, www.thebasement.com.au Beach Road Hotel: 71 Beach Rd, Bondi Beach. 9130 7247, www.myspace.com/beachroadbondi Candy’s Apartment: 22 Bayswater Rd, Kings Cross. 9380 5600, www.candys.com.au Club 77: 77 William St, Kings Cross. 9361 4981, www.myspace.com/club_77 Cricketers Arms Hotel: 106 Fitzroy St, Surry Hills. 9331 3301 The Different Drummer: 185 Glebe Point Rd, Glebe. 9552 3406, www.differentdrummer.com.au The Duke Hotel: 148 Enmore Rd, Enmore. 9519 1935, www.duke-hotel.com Empire Hotel: 32 Darlinghurst Rd, Kings Cross. 9360 7531, empirehotel.net Enmore Theatre: 130 Enmore Rd, Newtown. 9550 3666, www.enmoretheatre.com.au Excelsior Hotel: 64 Foveaux St, Surry Hills. 9211 4945, www.excelsiorhotel.com.au The Factory Theatre: 105 Victoria Rd, Enmore. www.factorytheatre.com.au Friend in Hand Pub: 58 Cowper St, Glebe. 9660 2326, www.friendinhand.com.au Fringe Bar: 106 Oxford St, Paddington. 9360 5443, www.thefringe.com.au Gaelic Theatre: 64 Devonshire St, Surry Hills. 9211 1687, www.thegaelic.com Gaslight Inn: 278 Crown St, Darlinghurst. 9360 6746 The Harold Park Hotel: 70A Ross St, Glebe. 9660 4745, www.haroldparkhotel.com.au Hopetoun Hotel: 416 Bourke St, Surry Hills. 9361 5257, www.myspace.com/hopetounhotel Lansdowne Hotel: 2-6 City Rd, Chippendale. 9211 2325 The Laugh Garage: Cnr Church and Market St, Parramatta. 8883 1111, www.thelaughgarage.com The Loft: University of Technology, 15 Broadway, Sydney. 9514 2000, www.myspace.com/utsloftbar Manning Bar: Lvl 1, Manning House, Manning Rd, University of Sydney. 1800 013 201, www.manningbar.com Mars Lounge: 16 Wentworth Ave, Surry Hills. 9267 6440, www.marslounge.com.au Melt Bar: 12 Kellett St, Kings Cross. 9380 6060,www.meltbar.com.au Metro Theatre: 624 George St, Sydney. 9550 3666, www.metrotheatre.com.au The Nags Head Hotel: 162 St Johns Rd, Glebe. 9660 1591, www.nagshead.com.au Newtown Theatre: Cnr King St and Bray St. 9519 5081, www.newtowntheatre.com.au The Oatley Hotel: 8 Oatley Ave, Oatley. 9580 1117, www.oatleyhotel.com.au Opera Bar: Lower Concourse Lvl, Sydney Opera House, Sydney. 9247 1666, www.operabar.com.au Oxford Art Factory: 38-46 Oxford St, Darlinghurst. 9332 3711, www.oxfordartfactory.com Rag & Famish: 199 Miller St, North Sydney. 9955 1257, www.ragandfamish.com.au The Roxbury Hotel: 182 St Johns Rd, Glebe. 9692 0822, www.roxbury.com.au Roundhouse: University of New South Wales, Anzac Pde, Kensington. 9385 7784, www.unswroundhouse.com Ruby Rabbit: 231 Oxford St, Darlinghurst. 9332 3197, www.rubyrabbit.com.au The Sound Lounge: Seymour Centre, cnr Cleveland St and City Rd, Chippendale. 9351 7940, www.seymour.usyd.edu.au Sandringham Hotel: 387 King St, Newtown. 9557 1254, www.sando.com.au Sapphire Suite: 2 Kellet St, Kings Cross. 9331 0058, www.sapphiresuite.com South Sydney Juniors: 558A Anzac Pde, Kingsford. 9349 7555, www.southsjuniors.org.au Spectrum: 34 Oxford St, Darlinghurst. 1800 438 849 (moshtix), www.pashpresents.com Star Bar: 600 George St, Sydney. 9267 7827, www.starbar.com.au The Vanguard: 42 King St, Newtown. 1800 438 849 (moshtix), www.thevanguard.com.au World Bar: 24 Bayswater Rd, Kings Cross. 9357 2755, www.theworldbar.com.au The White Horse: 381-385 Crown St, Surry Hills. 8333 9999, www.thewhitehorse.com.au W H AT ’ S O N FOR THE KIDS Carols by the Tree Sydney’s finest a cappella groups perform traditional carols live in this series of family concerts. Until 24 Dec. Darling Harbour Convention Centre Forecourt. Free. Christmas Craft and Storytimes Keep the kids busy with this series of free storytime sessions and craft activities. Until 18 Dec. Various City of Sydney libraries. Free. See www.cityofsydney.nsw. gov.au/library Jeral Puppets A series of puppet shows to delight young children: Pirates Ahoy! (for children aged three to nine) and Froggy Tales (for children aged two to five years). Until 9 Dec. Puppeteria Theatre, 48 Carrington Rd, Randwick. $10-13. 9371 7328, www.puppeteria.com GALLERIES & MUSEUMS EXHIBITION: SPOOKY ACTION AT A DISTANCE BY ANGELA BENNETTS It’s time for a confession. I am obsessed with all things Japanese, excluding wasabi peas and whaling. And so is Amelia Groom, the curator of the upcoming video art show at Black & Blue gallery entitled Spooky action at a Distance.You may recognise Amelia’s name as Arts Editor in the pages of this here paper, and we’re so excited about her latest venture. Can you explain the title of this show? It is a phrase taken from a letter Einstein wrote to his lifelong friend Max Born, the Nobel Prize winning atomic physicist who shall be remembered as grandfather to quantum mechanics and to Olivia Newton-John (whose plea, “Let’s get into physical” probably had nothing to do with physics). Basically Einstein wasn’t too happy with quantum theory in its current form; he felt it went against his own theory of Locality and, he said, it, “Cannot be reconciled with the idea that physics should represent a reality in space and time, free from spooky action at a distance.” I like the idea of Albert Einstein in a theoretical pickle over quantum mechanics, and I like the word spooky. What does it have to do with the artists in the show? Possibly very little. Really I want the artists to stand on their own rather than be blanketed by this phrase, but there is a loose running theme of action and physicality in the works, from the movements of the anonymous KATHY dancers or Kiiiiiii performers to the way Yukihiro Taguchi invests floorboards and furniture with choreographed movement, the electrically manipulated body movement of Daito Manabe, the more subtle kinetic movements in Tetsushi Higashino’s highly restrained series of works, or the banal domestic action of vacuuming transported to fantastical worlds by Ine wo Ueru hitu.There’s also the idea of geographic and cultural distance, and Japan being seen this perplexing and eccentric faraway place of mysterious action. You just returned from a residency in Japan.What kind of arts scene did you encounter over there? 20 An exciting but kind of dispersed one that takes a bit of time to start to penetrate.There’s so much in Tokyo, I guess a good place to start is with some of the new independent spaces, such as Magical Artroom and Gallery ?M, which are doing some really interesting things. I was struck by how collaborative everything is - there are so many joint ventures across various fields and the act of working as part of something bigger than yourself is really valued.Yokohama is an interesting city for contemporary art, just 40 minutes out of Tokyo it has some of the most exciting new spaces and artistic communities. What interests you about ‘video art’? I know you have a gripe with the term ‘timebased art’; but is ‘video art’ any more accurate? I did say that I thought ‘time based art’ was a vague and slightly annoying term. Actually most of the artists in this show are not strictly video artists - I’ve included dancers, programmers, musicians, installation artists - these just happen to be some works on video, either created as video art works or, in some cases, as documentation of something else. But yes video can be an interesting medium, I think there is still a lot of things to be explored with it, especially the live and/or interactive possibilities. How does the website initiative ‘Big in Japan’ factor into this project? Can you tell us a little about that? The website www.biginjapan.com.au was launched six months ago, as part of an initiative by Ksubi for Kirin.The idea was to create a platform for cultural exchange between Japan and Australia, so I use it to profile a broad range of things from contemporary Japan including art, fashion, film, architecture, music, design and so on.The exhibition is part of the first series of Big in Japan events, including a huge event at CarriageWorks on Wednesday 2nd December featuring some amazing live acts who are coming out from, of all places, Japan. Spooky Action at a Distance is presented by Big in Japan, a cultural exchange program created by Ksubi for Kirin. Dec 4-19, Black & Blue Gallery, 302/267-271 Cleveland Street Redfern, blackandblue.com.au Annandale Galleries Gunybi Ganambarr until 5 Dec Tues – Sat 11am-5pm. 9552 1699, 110 Trafalgar St, Annandale. www.annandalegalleries.com.au Art Gallery Of New South Wales 40 Years: Kaldor Public Art Projects until 14 Feb Contemporary Collection until 14 Feb The Dreamers until 18 Dec Dobell Prize for Drawing until 21 Jan From the Archive of Rubery Bennett until 18 Dec Garden and Cosmos until 26 Jan Rupert Bunny:Artist in Paris until 21 Feb Tatzu Nishi:War and Peace and In Between until 14 Feb 10am–5pm, 7 days a week. Art After Hours – every Wed until 9pm. Art Gallery Rd,The Domain, Sydney. 9225 1744, www.artgallery.nsw.gov.au At The Vanishing Point Gilbert Grace:Trauma Porn until 20 Dec Thur 10am-8pm, Fri 10am-6pm, Sat – Sun 10am-5pm. 565 King St, Newtown. 9519 2340, www.atthevanishingpoint.com.au Blender Gallery Through the Eyes of a Muse until 24 Dec Tue – Sat 10am-6pm. 16 Elizabeth St, Paddington. 9380 7080, www.blender.com.au Breenspace Emma White: Study until 19 Dec Joyce Hinterding:Aura until 19 Dec Tue – Sat 11am-6pm. 289 Young St,Waterloo. 9690 0555, www.breenspace.com Conny Dietzschold Gallery & Multiple Box Sydney Maximal Minimal until 19 Dec Tue – Sat 11am-5pm, Sun 11am-3pm. 2 Danks St,Waterloo. 9690 0215, connydietzscholdegallery.com Craft NSW Riches of the Earth until 26 Jul Mon – Sun, 9.30am-5.30pm. Craft NSW, 104 George St. 9241 5825, www.artsandcraftsnsw.com.au Customs House Peter Murphy: ModelCity until 31 Jan Peter Solness: Light Play until 31 Jan Mon – Fri 8am-12am, Sat 10am-12am, Sun 11am-5pm. 31 Alfred St, Circular Quay. 9242 8551, www.cityofsydney.nsw.gov.au /customshouse Darren Knight Gallery Joanna Braithwaite until 12 Dec Tue – Sat 11am-6pm. 840 Elizabeth St, Waterloo. 9699 5353, www.darrenknightgallery.com Depot Gallery II Design Centre Enmore End-of-Year Exhibition: Allegory until 5 Dec Tue – Sat 11am-6pm. 2 Danks St, Waterloo. www.2danksstreet.com.au ESP Gallery Three Artists: Materials, Materialism and Contemporary Culture until 6 Dec Thu – Fri 3pm-6pm. Sat – Sun 11am-4pm. 228 Illawarra Rd, Marrickville. www.esprejects.com.au Gaffa Gallery Mixed Dozen until 8 Dec Mon – Fri 12pm-6pm, Sat 11am-6pm. 1/7 Randle St, Surry Hills. 9281 1103, www.gaffa.com.au Gallery 9 Last Show: Clare Milledge, Simon Kennedy and others until 23 Dec Wed – Sat 11am-6pm. 9 Darley St, Darlinghurst. 9380 9909, www.gallery9.com.au Gallery Adagio Gifted 09 11 Dec – 10 Jan Tue – Sun 11am-6pm. 91 Glebe Point Rd, Glebe. 9552 2833, www.galleryadagio.com Gallery Red Two: Rachel Carroll, Anthony Cummins, Margaret Carey and others until 31 Dec Mon – Fri 9am-5pm, Sat 10am-3pm. Shop 11, 131-145 Glebe Point Rd, Glebe. 9692 0030, www.galleryred.com.au Gig Gallery Sydney College of the Arts Glass Studio until 12 Dec Tue – Sat 10am-6pm, Sun 1pm-5pm. 70A Glebe Point Rd, Glebe. 9660 2785, www.giggallery.com Global Gallery John Scott:Telesma until 6 Dec Nik de Masi: Open Spaces until 6 Dec Rebeccah Dent: Fragility until 6 Dec Wed – Sat 11am–6pm, Sun 12pm–4pm. 5 Comber St, Paddington. 9360 5728, www.globalgallery.com.au Harrison Galleries Hilton Owen: System until 18 Dec John Sheehy: Sydney Harbour: An Undercoat until 18 Dec Robert Delves:The Art Rebel until 18 Dec Tue – Fri 10am-6pm, Sat 10am-5pm. 294 Glenmore Rd, Paddington. 9380 7100, www.harrisongalleries.com.au James Dorahy Project Space Lit Up Like a Christmas Tree (Volume IV) until 13 Dec Tue – Sat 11am-6pm, Sun 11am-5pm. Suite 4, 1st floor, 111 Macleay St, Potts Point. 9358 2585, www.jamesdorahy.com.au Justice & Police Museum Femme Fatale until 18 Apr Mon – Fri 10am-5pm, daily in school holidays. Cnr Phillip & Albert St, Circular Quay. 9252 1144 Macleay Museum Macleay Reworked permanent Makarr-garma: Aboriginal collections from a Yolnu perspective until 15 May Mon – Fri 10am-4.30pm, Sun 12pm-4pm. Gosper Ln, near the Footbridge St entrance to the University of Sydney. 9036 5253 Meyer Gallery Saltwater: Sydney Pools until 31 Dec Thur – Sat 11am-6pm, Sun 12pm-4pm. 269 Bourke St, Darlinghurst. 9380 8014, www.meyergallery.com.au Museum of Contemporary Art Almanac:The Gift of Ann Lewis 8 Dec – 18 Apr MCA Collection: New Acquisitions until 31 Jan Take Your Time: Olafur Eliasson 10 Dec – 11 Apr 10am-5pm daily. 140 George St,The Rocks. 9245 2400, www.mca.com.au Museum of Sydney Up the Cross: Rennie Ellis and Wesley Stacey Ellis and Stacey’s work harks back to early-70s Kings Cross, a summer of free love in a part of Sydney better known for purchased love.This exhibition reveals moments of joy and pathos, the surface glitter and the backstage, providing a fascinating glimpse of life up the Cross. 9.30am-5pm daily. 37 Phillip St, Sydney. 9251 5988, www.hht.net.au Nicholson Museum Egypt: Life and Death in the Black Land until 18 Feb Mon – Fri 10am-4.30pm, Sun 12pm-4pm. Southern entrance to the Quadrangle, the University of Sydney. www.usyd.edu.au/museums Peloton Frances Meredith Lynch until 19 December One After 09 until 19 December Thur – Wed 1pm-6pm, Fri 1.30pm6pm, Sat 1pm-6pm. 19 & 25 Meagher St, Chippendale. 9690 2601, www.peloton.net.au Powerhouse Museum Artefact H10515 until Aug Living in a Sensory World: Stories from People with Blindness and Low Vision until 1 Jan 10am-5pm daily. 500 Harris St, Ultimo. 9217 0111, www.powerhousemuseum.com Robin Gibson Gallery Small is the New Big until 19 Dec Tue – Sat 11am-6pm. 278 Liverpool St, Darlinghurst. 9331 6692, www.robingibson.net Roslyn Oxley9 Gallery Daniel Boyd: Freetown until 5 Dec TV Moore until 5 Dec Tue – Fri 10am-6pm, Sat 11am6pm. 8 Soudan Lane, Paddington. 9331 1919, www.roslynoxley9.com.au Sarah Cottier Gallery Julie Fragar:The Oracles until 12 Dec Wed – Sat 11am-5pm. 3 Neild Ave, Paddington. 9356 3305, www.sarahcottiergallery.com TAP Gallery Steve McLaren until 6 Dec Daily 12pm-6pm. 278 Palmer St, Darlinghurst. 9361 0440, www.tapgallery.org.au TALKS & EVENTS Australian Poetry Slam 09 Tortured poets have been battling it out nationwide for the title of Australian Poetry Slam winner, and now we’re down to the final challenge. 3 Dec. Sydney Opera House, Circular Quay, Sydney. $25. 9250 7777, www.sl.nsw.gov.au/poetryslam The Capitalism Delusion In his new book, Bob Ellis argues that capitalism, though allpervasive, has more in common with some crackpot quasi-religious MUSIC [email protected] THE BLACKEYED SUSANS REVEAL YOURSELF Christmas has come early, complete with a beautifully “wrapped” box and gorgeous artwork courtesy of Madeleine Stamer.This box-set contains three CD’s and a DVD that encompasses twenty years of a band that formed in Perth from the ashes of The Triffids and Chads Tree; played cover versions of everything from Prince and Hot Chocolate to Bruce Sprinsteen and John Cale; and featured two of Australia’s best voices.The Blackeyed Susans have always been about as far away from hip as you can get, perennial outsiders doing their own thing, eschewing fashions and fad; and if this collection of fifty-five songs tells you anything, it is the virtues of such an approach. This One Eats Souls, Don’t Call Yourself an Angel, No Direction Home, Glory, Glory...I could list most all the tunes here, and a few they have left off.The third disc contains demo, live and single versions of such treats as State Trooper, Oceans of You and a previously unreleased version of the Hoodoo Gurus Zanzibar. Put a ribbon around it and stick it under your tree now. (CP) DIAFRIX - CONCRETE JUNGLE MC Momo and Azmarino are a multicultural mixed bag, and they’ve translated that into a debut mix-tape of hip hop sounds from the dusty heart of Africa and the sketchy streets of Footscray. Time Will Tell opens with a loungy, sauntering pace that can be labelled:“Easy Listening with a conscience”.That’s the first thing you notice about Diafrix - their lyrics are some of the most poignant I’ve heard in Oz hip hop possibly because they’re bringing their own refugee status and displacement issues to the table. Towards the middle they tinker with the genre, bringing a Roots Manuva/feel to ESL.Then, with an injection of reggae, afro beat, old-school rap and (oddly) 40s jump blues, it’s like they’re slowly unravelling influences song by song.The album’s centerpiece is dedicated to the birthplace of hip hop championed by the refrains of Mama Africa (Djarabinge), which is almost a saddening in its beauty. Fittingly, it ends with the lazy ode to Marley, Redemption. Diafrix have managed to pay homage to their roots while remaining contemporary; producing a well-rounded, well-played album. (RK) framework than with a rational economic system. He’ll be talking it out with Tony Abbott, with whom he’ll be discussing capitalism, yes, but also marriage, monarchism, government intervention and foreign wars. 3 Dec, 6.30pm for 7pm. Gleebooks, 49 Glebe Point Rd, Glebe. $7-10. 9660 2333, www.gleebooks.com.au Keepin’ it Real by Keepin’ it Wrong Maynard presents this hand-picked collection of videos including Moneyshot Theatre and Facebook Failures in a night of music, clips and trivia. 3 Dec, 7.30pm for 8pm. Mu-Meson Archives, cnr Parramatta Rd & Trafalgar St, Annandale. $10. 9517 2010, www.mumeson.org FESTIVALS Anode Festival A genre-busting seasons of events around Sydney and Melbourne, connecting independent, local and experimental artists in unique spaces across the two cities. Until 5 Dec. Various venues. www.anode2009.com/sydneyprogram.html Festival of the Sun Line up a date with Spiderbait, Little Birdy,The Beautiful Girls, Children Collide and Urthboy. There’ll be camping, sunshine and beaches on the side. 11 – 12 Dec. Sundowner Breakwall Tourist Park. $120. www.fotsun.com.au Laneways by George What do you get when you give artists, landscape architects, poets and a lawyer free rein over the city CBD? Find out in this hidden network of inter-connected laneways and a series of eight sitespecific projects, including a pocket-sized open-air cinema and bar. Until 31 Jan 2010. Off George St, Sydney. Free. Storylines A month-long festival of performing and visual arts. Until 7 Dec. Riverview College. www.oiu.org.au/storylines.html LIVE MUSIC LEGENDS OF MOTORSPORT YEAH UH HUH It is important -nay, imperative - that one listens to the Legends as a stoner band. Otherwise, the joke is lost.The ridiculous lyrics will sound ridiculous and the cock rock motifs will only remind you of worse albums done better.This is heavy rock and roll, via the comedy-thrash stylings of the Melvins.The songs are about thinks like barbecues, taxis, homework, bugs.The first audible lyric is “I can’t believe I never used to like blue cheese.” But the album is book-ended by an intro and an outro, introducing the band, letting you know it’s all a silly performance.A heavy, silly performance. In fact, Yeah Uh Huh (their third full-length) has got to be one of the heaviest non-metal albums of the year, a title brought upon them by their unique combination lowstrung guitars, Farfisa organ and constant drum thrashing.Where the tempo drops (not often), it drops only to the level of a noodling metal jam. Yeah Uh Huh has so much energy, your headphones might blow up. But you have to get the joke. (SM) DAN SULTAN - GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN “Dare I say it / You have won my heart”. Dan Sultan and friends are in no rush. Picking and choosing when to play live (in venues like the Famous Spiegeltent) their 2006 debut Homemade Biscuits was a knock-out. So three years on Get Out While You Can fits comfortably under the “much anticipated” tag. Choosing to croon his way in via some Goddess Love, and following it with the Archie Roach inspired Sorrowbound, the album is off to a low-key yet insidious start.The tempo of the album remain curious, not really kicking into fifth gear and letting the guitars and horns loose until the second half with Crazy. But then the gloves really come off and the 50’s rocker Fear of Flying is pure Eddie Corchran, while the album closer Cadillac and a Mustang revives the blue soul of Stax Records via Fitzroy. Sultan and his right hand man Scott Wilson (who writes or cowrites almost all the songs) are hitting their groove, and when the Bran Nue Dae hits screens Dan Sultan will be a man in demand. Get in first. (CP) For more album reviews go to www.altmedia.net.au George Harrison, 1968, photo by Pattie Boyd CD REVIEWS MOVIEMICROS Thursday 3 December Extended Family – Macquarie Hotel (free) Resist the Thought, State of East Longon,Three Faces West – Spectrum ($10-12) Mr Wilson – Marble Bar (free) Richie Spice – Manning Bar (TBA) Three Oh Sees, Eddy Current Suppression Ring, Straight Arrows, Royal Headache – Annandale Hotel ($17) The Whitlams – Sydney Opera House ($35-89) Friday 4 December Gin Wigmore,The Cardinals – Gaelic Theatre ($25) The Holy Sea, Little Lovers, Catherine Traicos – Excelsior Hotel ($12) Kirk Burgess – Nag’s Head Hotel (free) Luke Escombe, Lanie Lane – Raval ($10-13) Mr Laneous & the Family-Yah, Olmecha Supreme, Pata Physics – Beach Road Hotel (free) Underground Lovers,The Devoted Few – Annandale Hotel ($20) Saturday 5 December Dream Theatre – Hordern Pavilion ($129.90) End of Yeah Folk Bash: Mothers of EXHIBITION: THROUGH THE EYES OF A MUSE BY ANGELA BENNETTS So often we gaze upon the eyes of a muse - not through.They have come to signify beauty or style alone, when originally in Greek mythology they were thought as the source of knowledge. Interestingly, the etymological root of muse is similar to that of music - where their inspirational force is most often felt. Pattie Boyd, the ‘Queen of the Sixties’, a woman over whom two great musicians (George Harrison and Eric Clapton) duelled, is a muse par examplar. But more than that, she is a source of knowledge on an era swirling with sex, spirituality and the burgeoning sense that anything was possible. From her unusual childhood in Kenya to her fashion modelling and Intention and others – Gaelic Club ($15) Firehouse, Hurricane Sound, Judgement, Mickey Glamour – Hermann’s ($12) Kes Band – Spectrum (TBA) McGann Grabowsky Quartet – The Sound Lounge ($15-25) Mono, Laura,The Dead Sea – Manning Bar ($39) Ninetynine, Lee Memorial – The Red Rattler Theatre ($10) Thee Oh Sees, Naked on the Vague, Holy Balm – Oxford Art Factory ($12) Sunday 6 December The Bird’s Robe Collective, Closure in Moscow, Squid, Pirate – Annandale Hotel ($17) Circle, Jumpin’ John Seagull – Excelsior Hotel ($8) Guttermouth – Manning Bar ($28-33) Michael Garnett – Nag’s Head Hotel (free) Serenik – Spectrum (free) Unforgettable – Newtown RSL Club (free) Monday 7 December Bernie – The Observer Hotel (free) Candlesnuffer,The Splinter Orchestra, Clocks & Clouds – Serial Space (free) Carla Werner – The Vanguard ($18-20) Dave Halls – The Basement ($20) Tuesday 8 December Andy Golledge – Sandringham Hotel (free) Daniel Weltinger Trio – Café Bondi (free) intimate connection with the world of rock n roll, this is a snapshot of a time that, at first, she was hesitant to revisit, “I didn’t want to open boxes of accumulated photos that I had taken over the years; I believed they would remind me of times of both sadness and happiness that I wasn’t ready to look at.” Marking her first solo exhibition in the southern hemisphere, this collection of 50 fascinating photographs is accompanied by her recent autobiography Wonderful Today. On December 5th you will have the chance to meet the muse face-to-face as she signs her books nestled amidst what she calls the, “frame of something wonderful that I have observed.” Nov 26-Dec 24, Blender Gallery, 16 Elizabeth St Paddington, 9380 7080, blender.com.au The Grey Man Sings for Freedom, Lena Cruz, Brett Robin Wood, Evi Jean, Elouise – The Vanguard ($28-30) Yuki Kumagai, John Mackie, Marty Mooney – Hernandez Café (free) Wednesday 9 December Crocodiles, Skull Squadron, Jack Ladder and others – Oxford Art Factory ($20) Jager Uprising Christmas Party: Children Collide – Annandale Hotel (free) Patrick Wolf, Danimals – Metro Theatre ($47) The Slowdowns – Sandringham Hotel (free) Tina Harrod – The Vanguard ($22-25) Thursday 10 December Fergus Brown, Sherlock’s Daughter, Richard in Your Mind and others – Oxford Art Factory ($12) Kitty Daisy & Lewis, Dan Kelly – Manning Bar ($35) Lime Spiders, Death Mattel, Thundabox – Sandringham Hotel ($15-20) Mr Wilson – Marble Bar (free) Off the Streets Benefit Concert: Lions at Your Door, Ghoul, Bird Automatic, Winter People – Annandale Hotel ($12) Renee Cassar,The Former Love Pirates,The Ivies – Oxford Art Factory ($10) Skunkhour – Metro Theatre ($35.50-40) Friday 11 December Animal Collective, Bachelorette – Enmore Theatre ($61.60) Ben Romalis, Brian Campeau,Tim Sladden – Raval ($12) Dust Tones – Beach Road Hotel (free) Lord, Alarum,The Darker Half, Backyard Mortuary – Gaelic Theatre ($15) Mick Thomas & the Sure Thing, Chuck’s Wagon – The Vanguard ($22-25) Sampson & Sharkey – Nag’s Head Hotel (free) Saturday 12 December Akron/Family,The Paper Scissors, Oh Ye Denver Birds – Annandale Hotel ($38) Bachelorette, Pikelet – Spectrum ($12) The Church, Belles Will Ring, Kicks – The Factory Theatre ($32.50) Glenn Whitehall – Nag’s Head Hotel (free) Inheritors, Sailmaker – Oxford Art Factory (free) Lamb of God, DevilDriver, Shadows Fall – The Big Top at Luna Park ($78.70) Tinpan Orange – Notes Live ($15) Sunday 13 December Black Cab – CAD Factory (TBA) Bruce Kulick,The Next, Six Hours – Gaelic Theatre ($44) Heavy Trash, Super Wild Horses, Straight Arrows – Manning Bar ($38-45) Jordie Lane, Lanie Lane, Shady Lane – The Vanguard ($15) Lamb of God, DevilDriver, Shadows Fall – The Big Top at Luna Park ($78.70) 21 MOVIEMICROS THE FRENCH KISSERS ADAM A heart-warming “dramedy” about an Aspergersafflicted engineer (Hugh Dancy) grappling with the demands of a relationship after falling for his broken-hearted neighbour Beth (Rose Byrne). Director Max Mayer hits the feel-good spot without reducing Adam’s disability to a comic quirk. (LRu) AMREEKA Muna and her son, Fadi escape the hostilities of the West Bank for a new life in America. However, the dream life doesn’t come easily.While Amreeka probably won’t have any lasting effect, its understated study of displacement is interesting enough to capture your attention and empathy. (MP) AN EDUCATION Sixteen-yearold Jenny is fulfilling her father’s dream for her to go to Oxford University until she meets a much older David, with whom her daydreams are tangible. Nick Hornby’s adaptation of Lynn Barber’s memoir is a seductive miseducation of an adolescent life. (KS) A SERIOUS MAN The Coen brothers have produced another gem with A Serious Man. Following feckless physics professor Larry Gopnick’s struggles with family, work and marriage, the film is a masterly black comedy exploring questions of faith, family, mortality, academia and everything in between. Hilarious and profound, this is one not to be missed. (KB) ASTRO BOY With astounding CGI aesthetics, honest humour, and an empowering story, this rendition of the legendary Astro Boy story cannot be missed. (AEB) BEAUTIFUL KATE For her directorial debut, Rachel Ward channels Picnic at Hanging Rock with a tragic, gothic tale of family dysfunction, death and redemption set against the isolated outback. Led by Ben Mendelsohn, Beautiful Kate is flawlessly executed, jarring and totally unforgettable. (RK) BLESSED Although the plot seems contrived at times, it captures the emotional realities of modern Australian families and the complex relationships between mothers and children.While it can 22 be confronting, the film shows that beauty exists amongst tragedy and people can rediscover what was seemingly lost. (MP) CAPITALISM: A LOVE STORY Michael Moore point his imposing finger at capitalism and American uber-companies in his latest doco.This is the usual Moore fare, it may reek of propagandist agenda, but at least here it’s the right agenda. (KB) CASE 39 sees social worker Emily fight to save a girl from her abusive parents, only to discover the situation is more dangerous than she expected. Ultimately, there’s enough here for horror/thriller fans, but for everyone else there isn’t much point. (AG) CHE PART ONE & TWO A marathon two-part epic charting the rise (and eventual fall) of the rebel Argentinean doctor Che Guevara.The madcap determination and sheer charisma of Benicio del Toro’s Che, and the visual beauty of the Cuban landscapes, are compelling enough to carry the extreme length of this film. (SM) COLD SOULS In Sophie Barthes’ existential farce Cold Souls, abject actor Paul Giamatti (playing himself) has his soul removed to escape the emotional demands of his latest role. Also starring David Strathairn and Dina Korzun, few films are this funny or pensive. (JH) CORALINE There is no squeak of Disney in this so-called ‘family film’. Darker than the witching hour, with more surreal flourishes than a Dali and a hardknuckled moral lesson to boot (be careful what you wish for!), it’s a fantastical modern fable for all. (AB) THE COVE Debut director Louis Psihoyos has delivered a film that pulls no punches with all-adventure, call-to-arms doco The Cove. Pitting himself and his crack team of divers, adventurers and high-tech gadgets, he exposes horrific realities of dolphin fishing in small-town Japan. (KB) Remember the awkward just-hit-puberty years when you were totally consumed by the opposite sex – particularly when you were going to talk to/pash/shag them? The director of The French Kissers does. And he puts us right back into the classroom so we can smell the BO, witness the whitehead cycles and taste the swapped saliva. Squeamish yet? Graphic artist Riad Sattouf transformed his cartoons into an uncompromising cultural milieu filled with average-looking outcasts like Herve and the awesomelymulleted Camel who, without their sexual urges, are nothing. But unlike those American viginity-losing banalities, this film loses the clichés and ups the masturbation quota making it more clumsy, real and shocking – not to mention hilarious. Completely left of centre, this underdog is the funniest gross film of the year. (RK) DEPARTURES Oscar winning Departures gives us access into the Japanese ritual of encoffination. It transports you into someone else’s life and world, as only the best stories and films can do. (KS) FUNNY PEOPLE Even with a Comedy Gala’s worth of cameos, the scarily funny Eric Bana, Judd Apatow’s travelling circus, filthy language and the expectation of hilarity, Funny People isn’t constantly funny. But this amusing look at human behaviour is constantly excellent. (RK) GENOVA The grieving process is beautifully visualised in this slow-paced film about a widower (Colin Firth) who copes with his wife’s death by relocating his family to Italy. Sun dappled location shots are offset by strong performances, but Genova feels somewhat shallow. (LRu) G-FORCE I’m not sure if GFORCE was meant to be a film for kids or adults but it fails to impress on both counts. The writing is lazy, painfully predictable and lacks any measure of imagination expected in this genre of filmmaking. (KS) IMAGINE THAT Eddie Murphy plays just one role in this family comedy. I had to make that clear for anyone, who like me, are not amused by his screen hogging tactics.This film works on clichés but succeeds by not revealing too much.And who says happy endings are out of fashion? (KS) IN SEARCH OF BEETHOVEN may not be the action blockbuster of the year, but it is certainly an educational and musically rich two hours that gives a real insight into one of the greatest composers of all time. (KB) MAO’S LAST DANCER This is Communist China’s Cinderella with Li Cunxin as the peasant made famous “ballerino”. Bruce Beresford’s rough-and-ready direction leaves the bestselling story and convincing cast to carry the film.Although canonical, it’s well-executed (much like the dancing within) and will leave you soggy-eyed and inspired. (RK) $9.99 If the word ‘claymation’ conjures up little more for you than vague memories of Bump in the Night, you’re missing out – if not on all-out enlightenment, then certainly on a beautiful exploration of urban life. (ST) PAPER HEART Starring indie darlings du jour Michael Cera and Charlyne Yi this is a charming slice of Americana, with some ‘quest for love’ a la mode. Overtly 50% documentary, 50% pre-planned drama, you don’t feel ripped off by the romantic storyline, but neither do you feel reeled in. Nonetheless, it’s full of heart. (AB) PONYO The latest Hayao Miyazaki animation dives deep beneath the ocean’s surface for a tale based loosely on The Little Mermaid. Some delightful moments are found, but overall we drown a little in the cute. (AB) THE PRIVATE LIVES OF PIPPA LEE The enigmatic title character (Robin Wright Penn) is forced by a drastic change in lifestyle to reflect on her dysfunctional upbringing.This film works best when it trades melodrama for oddball humour. (JH) PUSH Set in the deadly world of psychic espionage, Nick Gant – a second-generation “mover”, is being chased by a deadly government organisation hell-bent on using psychics to help assemble the greatest army known to man.The poor man’s X-Men. (LR) SHORTS The latest from Robert Rodriguez, it offers up light kids entertainment with a good message at heart. Following chaotic events ensuing after the discovery of a magic wishing rock, Shorts won’t be the most original film you’ll see this year, but has some good laughs. (KB) SISTER SMILE Cecile de France delivers an unmissable performance in Stijin Coninx’s latest film Sister Smile (soeur SOURIRE), based on the life of Jeannine Deckers, one of the highest selling artists of all time. Deckers, who lived through a stifled adolescence, a Dominican convent, worldwide fame, financial and personal hardship and early feminism, makes for a fascinating PLANET 51 “They’re gonna eat our brains for dinner!” The strangest thing about the alien in Planet 51, is that he’s human and not all that fussed about brains.When Charles ‘Chuck’ Baker’s spacecraft lands in Glipforg, he expects he’s the next Neil Armstrong of new uncharted territory but finds out how very wrong he is. He meets Lem, the 15 year old ‘alien’ and they become unlikely friends as Lem helps Chuck find his way back to his spacecraft. References to infamous Sci-Fi films (ET, Aliens, Star-Wars to name a few) will keep the adults entertained and although Planet 51 isn’t of the same calibre of recent animated releases such as Coraline, Ponyo and Up, it is still amusing. (NG) story, done justice by a magnificent performance. (KB) SORORITY ROW Despite a mixed script, some B grade acting and a predictable plot, this latest film in the ‘slasher’ market still manages to create a few scares for fans of the genre who are sure to enjoy the bloody tale. (AG) SURROGATES As it stands, this is an enjoyable sci-fi thriller. However clocking in at just 88 minutes the whole thing feels a tad rushed and you’re sadly left wondering what could have been with an extra 30 minutes. (AG) THE BOYS ARE BACK Director Scott Hicks of Shine fame returns to his native South Australia to deliver a ponderous, funny and deeply moving exploration of fatherhood, starring Clive Owen. Heightened by the rugged, idyllic beauty of the countryside, it is a requiem to grief, a cry for redemption and an ode to life. (MG) THE INVENTION OF LYING is set in a world where no one has ever been dishonest. Life is hard for struggling writer Mark Bellison (Ricky Gervais), until he becomes the first person to ever tell a lie.A flat and at times incoherent comedy. (ABo) THE TAKING OF PELHAM 123 When Travolta (with a Chopper mo) takes over a subway train and demands ten mill, it’s Denzel’s pot-bellied dispatcher who gets the ransom call. Not as sharp as some due to Tony Scott cheese, but worth it for the Travolta vs Washington title match. (RK) THE TOPP TWINS An utterly endearing biopic laying bare the lives of kiwi entertainment icons: the Topp Twins. Funny, touching and inspiring portrait of the all singing, all dancing lesbian twin sisters. Go see this and let them yodel their way into your hearts. (ABr) VAN DIEMEN’S LAND This is the brutal and tummy-turning tale of Australia’s other most notorious criminal;Alexander Pearce, a man who led eight convicts to their grisly demise in Tasmania, 1822. Trading more in atmosphere than character development, this is an oddly beautiful study of cannibalism YOUR LOCAL SCREENS BONDI JUNCTION GREATER UNION Level 7 & 8 Westfield Shopping Town, 500 Oxford St, Bondi Junction, 9300 1555, www.eventcinemas.com.au BROADWAY HOYTS CINEMAS Broadway Shopping Centre, Broadway Ph: 9211 1911 www.hoyts.com.au CHAUVEL CINEMA Cnr Oxford Street & Oatley Road, Paddington 9361 5465 DENDY NEWTOWN 261 King St. Newtown Ph: 9550 5699 www.dendy.com.au/newtown DENDY OPERA QUAYS Shop 9, 2 East Circular Quay, Sydney, 9247 3800 EASTGARDENS HOYTS Westfield Shopping Centre, 152 Bunnerong Rd, Eastgardens, 8347 5900, ENTERTAINMENT QUARTER HOYTS & LA PREMIERE Building 206, ph. 9332 1300 Cinema Paris Building 215, ph. 9332 1633 Entry via Lang Road on Bent Street, Moore Park, www.hoyts.com.au GEORGE ST ENTERTAINMENT COMPLEX 505 George St. Sydney Ph: 9273 7431 MARKET CITY READING CINEMA Level 3, 9-13 Hay St, Haymarket, 9280 1202, www.readingcinemas.com.au PALACE ACADEMY TWIN 3a Oxford Street, Paddington, 9361 4453 PALACE NORTON ST 99 Norton St. Leichhardt Ph: 9550 0122 www.palacecinemas.com.au PALACE VERONA 17 Oxford Street, Paddington, 9360 6099 RANDWICK RITZ CINEMA 39-47 St. Pauls St Randwick, 9399 5722, www.ritzcinema.com.au and the inhuman things humans are capable of. (AB) WHATEVER WORKS Improbable romance ensues when Larry David’s misanthropic quantum physicist offers a ditzy-butendearing Southern beauty queen a bed in the big bad city. No one believes this somewhat dated Allen fairy tale for a second but that’s hardly the point. Equal parts silly and delightful. (SM) THE YOUNG VICTORIA Emily Blunt and Rupert Friend radiate warmth and chemistry in this period drama about the early years of Britain’s longest reigning monarch. Historical facts are glossed over, but nothing is spared in creating a visual feast with intricate costume design and lavish sets. (LRu) FREEWILLASTROLOGY BY ROB BREZSNY 뵺 ARIES (March 21-April 19): When Carolee Schneeman was a kid, her extravagant adoration of nature earned her the nickname “mad pantheist.” Later, during her career as a visual artist, she described her relationship with the world this way: “I assume the senses crave sources of maximum information, that the eye benefits by exercise, stretch, and expansion towards materials of complexity and substance.” I hope that you’re attracted to that perspective right now, Aries. To be in most productive alignment with the cosmic rhythms, you should be in a state of nearly ecstatic openness, hungry to be stretched — like a mad pantheist. 뵻 TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “Dear Rob: Last night my son and I were star-gazing. When we focused on the constellation Cassiopeia, an owl started hooting. Then a brilliant shooting star zipped by as a huge bat flew right over our heads. Was this a bad omen? Bats are creepy — associated with vampires. And in Greek mythology Cassiopeia got divine punishment because she bragged that she and her daughter were more beautiful than the sea god’s daughters. But I don’t know, maybe this blast of odd events was a good omen. Owls are symbols of wisdom and shooting stars are lucky, right? What do you think? Are we blessed or cursed? -Spooked Taurus.” Dear Spooked: The question of whether it’s good or bad luck is irrelevant. Here’s what’s important: You Tauruses are in a phase when the hidden workings of things will be shown to you — the mysterious magic that’s always bubbling below the surface but that is usually not visible. ﺐ GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The week ahead will be a ripe time to pull off magic reversals. May I suggest that you try to transform dishwater greys into sparkling golds? Or how about recycling the dead energy of a lost cause in such a way as to generate raw fuel for a fresh start? I’m confident, Gemini, that you’ll be able to discover treasure hidden in the trash, and that you’ll find a way to unleash the creative zeal that has been trapped inside polite numbness. Now ponder this riddle, please: Do you think there’s any mystical significance in the fact that the word “stressed” is “desserts” spelled backwards? ﺑ CANCER (June 21-July 22): Lately you remind me of the person Robert Hass describes in his poem “Time and Materials”: “someone falling down and getting up and running and falling and getting up.” I’m sending you my compassion for the times you fall down, and my admiration for the times you get up, and my excitement for the times you run. It has probably become clear to you by now that the falling down isn’t a shameful thing to be cursed, but rather is an instrumental part of the learning process that is teaching you marvelous secrets about getting back up and running. 뵾 LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): “I burn for no reason, like a lantern in daylight,” writes poet Joseph Lease. I think that’s a succinct formulation of one of your central issues, Leo. Burning for no reason, like a lantern in the daylight, can be the cause of either failure or success for you, depending on subtle differences of emphasis. This is how it can be failure: When you’re mindlessly and wastefully burning through your prodigious reserves of fuel without any concern for the benefits it may provide you and others. This is how it can be success: When you are exuberant and self-disciplined in shining your light and radiating your warmth just because it feels so good and so right and so healthy, and without any thought about whether it’s “useful” to anyone. 뵿 VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): In one of his short poems, John Averill (twitter.com/wiremesa) describes a scene that I think captures the essence of your current astrological omens: “Today is the day of the photo of moonrise over Havana in a book on a shelf in the snowbound cabin.” Here’s a clue about what it means: The snowbound cabin is where you are right now in your life. The moonrise over Havana is where you could be early in 2010. How do you get there from here? 부 LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): An estuary is a bay where the salt water of a sea mixes with the fresh water of rivers. These days you remind me of such a place. You are two-toned, Libra. You’re dual-purpose and doubletracked. You’re a hybrid blend of the yes and the no, the give and the take, the extravagant and the traditional. And somehow this has been working out pretty well for you. You’re not so much a dysfunctional contradiction as an interesting juxtaposition. You’re not being crushed by a squeeze of opposites so much as you’re getting massaged by the oscillating throbs of complementary influences. Keep doing what you’ve been doing, only more so.. 북 SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Big shiny egos with flashy tricks may be mucking around in everyone’s business, calling narcissistic attention to themselves as they pretend to do noble deeds. Meanwhile, I hope you’ll be doing the hard, detailed work that must be done to serve the greater good — quietly and unpretentiously improving people’s lives without demanding major tribute. That approach will stir up some sleek, silky karma that will come in handy when you undertake the building of your masterpiece in 2010. 붂 SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22Dec. 21): “Dear Rob: I love to be proven wrong. That’s not an ironic statement. I actually get excited and feel creative when I acquire new information that shows me I’ve been operating under a misunderstanding. One of my very favorite life moments occurs when I am convincingly liberated from a negative opinion I’ve been harboring about someone. As you can tell, I’m quite proud of this quality. The way I see it, emotional wealth and psychological health involve having so much self-respect that I don’t need to be right all the time. -Sagittarian Freedom Fighter.” Dear Freedom Fighter: Thanks for your testimony. The capacity you described is one that many Sagittarians will be poised to expand in 2010. And this is an excellent week for them to start getting the hang of it. 붃 CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): In an early version of the tale of Pinocchio, friendly woodpeckers chiseled his nose back to its original size after it had grown enormous from his incorrigible lying. From a metaphorical perspective, Capricorn, a comparable development may soon occur in your own life. A benevolent (if somewhat rough) intervention akin to the woodpeckers’ assistance will shrink an overgrown, top-heavy part of your attitude, allowing you to proceed to the next chapter of your story with streamlined grace. 뵸 AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “There is light enough for those who wish to see,” wrote French philosopher Blaise Pascal, “and darkness enough for those of the opposite disposition.” I’m hoping you will align yourself with the first group in the coming week, Aquarius. More than ever before, what you choose to focus on will come rushing in to meet you, touch you, teach you, and prompt you to respond. Even if all the smart people you know seem to be drunk on the darkness, I encourage you to be a brave rebel who insists on equal time for the light. 뵹 PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): White dwarfs are small and extremely dense stars. They’re typically no bigger than the Earth but as heavy as the sun. You currently have a resemblance to one of those concentrated balls of pure intensity. I have rarely seen you offering so much bang for the buck. You are as flavorful as chocolate mousse, as piercing as the scent of eucalyptus, as lustrous as a fireworks display on a moonless night. Personally, I’m quite attracted to your saucy and zesty emanations, and I think most people with strong egos will be. But some underachievers with lower self-esteem may regard you as being more like astringent medicine. My advice: Gravitate toward those who like you to be powerful. Homework: Meditate on the difference between your fearful fantasies and your accurate intuitions. For inspiration, listen to my free podcast at http://bit.ly/unqAj.