heavenly shakes

HEAVENLY SHAKES
RIDICULOUSLY THICK + SPUN TO ORDER
Extra Thick Shakes spun to order with our House Turned Vanilla Bean Ice Cream.
If you’re of legal age & looking for some extra kick, try one of our Hard Shakes. If you're feeling
more traditional, try one of the Classics. Either way these things are devilishly good!
HARD SHAKES
CLASSIC SHAKES
GRAND-DAD’S SECRET $9
Old Grand-Dad Bourbon with just enough caramel
for a nice smooth finish. If you love Bourbon, this
is your shake.
CARAMEL PRETZEL $6
A great combination of sweet & salty. It’s
impossible to take just one sip, so be careful
if you decide to share.
ESPRESSO LOVE $9
Patrón XO Cafe, Espresso & Dark Chocolate.
Like a great coffeehouse experience while
hanging out in a bar, which is way more fun.
CAMPFIRE S'MORES $6
All your best memories of summer camp
blended into a shake. You may feel the urge
to start a sing-a-long. Please refrain.
ÉCLAIR DON’T CARE $9
A Rich Chocolate Éclair blended with Bailey’s Irish
Cream. Tastes like an Irish bartender & a French
pastry chef fell in love, dropped everything & sailed
off into the sunset. Yeah, like that.
SALTED NUTELLA CRUNCH $6
Some people are just meant for each other.
Nutella & Nestle Crunch Bars are the shake
equivalent. Try it & you’ll fall in love too…
Wait, this is starting to get weird.
BURNT ALMOND TORTE $9
Legendary Prantl’s Burnt Almond Torte lovingly
spun with Amaretto. A real tasty way of keeping
things local.
FLUFFER NUTTER BUTTER $6
Crushed Nutter Butter Cookies with Whipped
Marshmallow Fluff. It’s fun to say & even more
fun to drink.
CHOCO'S TACO $9
Crushed Waffle Cone, Fudge & Peanuts spiked with
Chocolate Vodka. A summer vacation classic without
the hassle of chasing down the ice cream truck.
COOKIE MONSTER $6
Monsters unite! The only thing better than
dunking chocolate chip cookies in milk is
blending them into a shake.
Classic Floats Done Right
NATRONA ROOT BEER $5.5 • NATRONA VANILLA CREAM $5.5 • NATRONA GRAPE SODA $5.5 • GUINNESS BEER $8
We want to serve you safely. Please let us know if you have any food allergies prior to ordering.
COCKTAILS
with
CRAFT-MADE COCKTAILS
FRESH SQUEEZED JUICES,
BERRIES, HERBS & VEGGIES.
MIKE’S SCRATCH
MARGARITA $9
Espolon Silver Tequila, Grand
Marnier & Just Squeezed
Citrus Juices with a Splash of
Pomegranate & Agave Nectar.
KILLER P $8.5
Spiced Rum, Passion Fruit,
Pineapple & Orange Juices
topped with Club Soda,
Peychaud’s Bitters & Fresh
Grated Nutmeg.
SIESTA SANGRIA $8.5
This one changes with the
seasons & Diana’s mood.
Always refreshing & great
with a burger.
ROSEMARY’S SMASH $8.5
Gin, Fresh Rosemary &
Cucumbers muddled with
Lime Juice & topped
with Tonic.
STRAWBERRY BASIL
SHAG $8.5
Vintage Vodka Cocktail with
a tasty combination of Fresh
Berries & Basil. This one goes
down way too easy.
THE HEATONIST $8.5
House-Infused Jalapeño Rye
Whiskey with Just Squeezed
Orange Juice & topped with
Ginger Ale.
BOTTLED
BREWS
INNER LIGHT
LAGER & PILSNER
Michelob Ultra ABV 4.2% $3.75
Coors Light ABV 4.2% $3.75
Bud Light ABV 4.2% $3.75
Miller Lite ABV 4.2% $3.75
Budweiser ABV 5% $3.75
Corona ABV 4.6% $4.75
Victory Prima Pils ABV 5.3% $5
Lakefront Fixed Gear ABV 6.8% $5.5
Sam Adams Lager ABV 4.9% $5.25
ETERNAL HOPS
PALE ALE & IPA
Magic Hat #9 ABV 5.1% $5.5
Sierra Nevada Pale Ale ABV 5.6% $5.5
Bell’s Two Hearted Ale ABV 7% $6
Fat Head’s Head Hunter IPA ABV 7.5% $7
Flying Dog Raging B*tch IPA ABV 8.3% $6
Stone Ruination Double IPA ABV 8.5% $7
FORBIDDEN TEMPTATIONS
FRUIT & WHEAT
CASILLERO DEL DIABLO Cabernet Sauvignon $8 • Chardonnay $8
Original Sin Hard Cider ABV 5.5% $5
Rivertowne Hala Khahiki ABV 4.8% $5
Dogfish Head Tweason’ale ABV 6% $6
Blue Moon ABV 5.4% $5.5
Full Pint White Lightning ABV 6% $5.5
Hoegaarden ABV 4.9% $6
Victory Golden Monkey ABV 9.5% $6
Lagunitas A Little Sumpin’ Sumpin’
Ale ABV 7.5% $6
THE DARKSIDE
BROWN ALE, PORTER & STOUT
ALWAYS 12 GOOD ROTATING BEERS
ON TAP TO KEEP THINGS INTERESTING.
TAKE A FIELD TRIP TO THE BEER TOWERS AT THE BAR OR ASK YOUR
SERVER FOR THEIR CURRENT FAVORITE.
Anchor Steam ABV 4.9% $6
Abita Turbodog ABV 5.6% $5.5
Dogfish Head Indian Brown ABV 7.2% $5.5
Deschutes Black Butte ABV 5.2% $6
Guinness ABV 4.2% $6
Left Hand Milk Stout ABV 6% $6
FINGERS
HOLY ‘MOLE $8
Made Today Guacamole with Seasoned Corn Chips.
Good for sharing with the whole congregation.
HONEY HABANERO WINGS $9.5
Great combination of sweet & heat. Buffalo
Sauce & Bourbon BBQ available for those
more traditionally minded.
FORK IT $8.5
Our House-Cut Twice Fried Potatoes smothered with
Braised Short Ribs, Cheddar Cheese Curds & Pan
Gravy. You’re going to need a fork.
WHEN PIGS FRY $9.5
Crispy Fried Baby Back Ribs tossed
with Brad’s House Made Sriracha Glaze.
PALE ALE ONION RINGS $8
Fat Brew Battered Onion Rings served with
House-Made Spicy Ketchup & Chipotle Horseradish
Dipping Sauce.
POMMES FRITES
Cut Fresh by Hand All Day, Every Day.
Sea Salt & Herb $4.5
Jalapeño, Cheddar & Bacon $6
Truffled Gorgonzola $8
Parmesan Peppercorn $6
SIX NAPKIN NACHOS $9.5
Tony’s Chicken Chili, Fire Roasted Poblano &
Jalapeño Peppers, Grilled Corn, Jack & Cheddar
Cheese, Shredded Lettuce, Chipotle Sour Cream &
fresh Guacamole. Extra napkins are complimentary.
SEOUL TACOS $9
Korean BBQ Braised Short Ribs, Fresh
Jalapeños, English Cucumber & Cilantro.
FORKS
THE FARM HOUSE SALAD $9.5
Baby Lettuces & Arugula tossed with Sunflower Seeds,
Shaved Parmesan, Roasted Roma Tomatoes, Sweet
Corn, Haystack Onions & Balsamic Vinaigrette.
SONOMA CHOPPED CHICKEN $13.5
Grilled Chicken Breast, Baby Spinach & Crisp Greens,
Apple Smoked Bacon Crumbles, Hard Cooked Egg,
Cucumber, Sweet Onion, Tomato, Avocado, Red
Pepper, Gorgonzola & Herbed Croutons with Red
Wine Vinaigrette.
SPOONS
PEPPERCORN BACON CAESAR $11.5
Crisp Romaine Hearts, Arugula, Bacon, Red
Peppers, Shaved Parmesan, Cornbread Croutons &
Creamy Peppercorn Caesar Dressing. Add Chicken
for an extra 3 bucks.
GREEN APPLE & QUINOA $11.5
House-Made Quinoa Salad, Granny Smith Apples,
Toasted Cashews, Feta, Golden Raisins & Organic
Greens tossed with Apple Cider Vinaigrette. Add
Grilled Turkey Breast for an extra 3 bucks.
TONY'S CHICKEN CHILI $5.5
Small Batch Chili topped with grated Farmhouse Cheddar,
Chipotle Sour Cream & diced Sweet Red Onions. Served
with warm Jalapeño & Cheddar Cornbread.
B LE SS ED B E T HE
B U R GE R S
ALL NATURAL + HORMONE FREE
Our all natural Angus Beef burgers are ground & hand formed daily using
our private label blend of sirloin, chuck, brisket & short rib.
All served with a handful of fresh Sweet & Russet Potato Chips.
STANDARD DELUXE* $10
All Natural Beef Burger with White American
Cheese, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion & our House
Burger Sauce.
PIGGY BUTTER & JELLY $12.5
Cajun Dusted Ground Beef & Ground Bacon Burger
with White American Cheese, Candied Bacon, Bread
& Butter Pickles, Peanut Butter & Habanero Jelly.
MORTY'S STEAKHOUSE* $12.5
Peppercorn Crusted Beef with Horseradish Cheddar,
Caramelized Onions, Haystack Onions & Cabernet
Sauce. Like the greatest steak dinner you’ve ever
had reincarnated as a burger.
MEAT YOUR MAKER* $14
Dry Aged Wagyu Beef with Sweet Onion Crust, Aged
Gruyere, Roasted Tomatoes, Organic Field Greens &
Truffled Shallot Aioli. So good you’ll think you died
& went to heaven.
FARMER BROWN* $12
All Natural Beef Burger, Over Easy Egg, Maple
Cured Ham, Farmhouse Cheddar & Crisp Lettuce
with a dab of Mayo.
BUFFALOED BISON* $13
Natural Bison Burger with Buffalo Cheddar
Cheese, Crisp Lettuce, Red Onion & Buttermilk
Ranch Dressing.
THE CRAB SHACK $12.5
Spiced up Fresh Crab Burger topped with Sriracha
Remoulade & Creamy Coleslaw. Like a summer
beach vacation on a bun.
ELK GONE WILD* $14
Diablo Dusted Grass Fed Elk Burger, Smoked Gouda,
Caramelized Onion Marmalade & Bacon Jam with
Roasted Tomato Vinaigrette tossed Arugula.
PHAT PATTI'S VEGGIE $11
Ground Cremini Mushrooms, Lentils, Cashews &
Cracked Wheat mixed with about a million secret
ingredients. Topped with Smoked Gouda, Baby Arugula,
Tomato & Guacamole on a Whole Wheat Bun.
TRIPPIN’ CHICKEN $11.5
Magic Mushroom Crusted Chicken Burger with
Creamy Brie, Crispy Fried Leeks, Wild Mushrooms
& Black Truffle Mayo on a Pretzel Bun.
We can prepare your burger with a red, pink or no pink center.
* These items may be cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry,
shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.
S T A R T e PICK A BURGER
IT UP
Hormone Free Beef $9.5 • All Natural Chicken $9.5 • Natural Bison $12
Dry Aged Wagyu $12.5 • Wild Crab $11.5 • Grass Fed Elk $12.5 Fiddy-Fiddy* $10 • Vegan Veggie** $9.5
r PICK A BUN
Brioche • Whole Wheat • Pretzel • Herbed Focaccia
Gluten Free $1.5 • Topless • Naked (That’s no bun, folks!)
t PICK A RUB
Angel Dust • Kona Crust • Kingston Jerk • Cracked Peppercorn
Bayou Cajun • Sweet Onion • Magic Mushroom • Diablo Dust
u GET CHEEZY (MOST $1, SOME $1.5)
White American • Sharp Provolone • Amish Gorgonzola $1.5 • Smoked Gouda
Farmhouse Cheddar • Aged Gruyere $1.5 • Horseradish Cheddar • Buffalo Cheddar
Double Cream Brie $1.5 • Vegan Cheddar $1.5
i SAUCE IT UP (FIRST ONE FREE)
Bourbon BBQ • Honey Habanero • Whole Grain Mustard • Buttermilk Ranch
Roasted Garlic Mayo • Truffled Shallot Aioli • Guinness Honey Mustard • Spicy Ketchup
Horseradish Cream • Buffalo Sauce • House Sauce • Sriracha Remoulade
DRIVE IT
HOME
o ONE BUCK TOPPINGS (MOST $1, SOME $1.5)
Guacamole $1.5 • Cage-Free Egg • Caramelized Onion Marmalade • Bacon Jam $1.5
Grilled Onions • Habanero Jelly • Roasted Tomatoes • Grilled Pineapple Cabernet Sauce • Applewood Smoked Bacon $1.5 • Roasted Red Peppers
Sautéed Mushrooms • Maple Cured Ham $1.5 • Onion Straws • Avocado $1.5
p NO BUCK TOPPINGS (FIRST FOUR FREE)
Crisp Iceberg • Crisp Romaine • Baby Spinach • Mayo
Jalapeños • Banana Peppers • Sliced Red Onion • Poblano Peppers
Organic Field Greens • Arugula • English Cucumbers • Dill Pickle Chips
Bread & Butter Pickles • Sliced Tomato
*Fiddy-Fiddy (Ground Beef & Ground Bacon) **Contains Cashews
HANDS
All served with Lightly Dressed Field Greens.
THE HOT CHICK $10
Grilled Herbed Chicken, Sharp Provolone, Tomatoes,
House-Made Guacamole, Chipotle Sour Cream &
Cilantro Leaves on Grilled Herbed Focaccia.
CLUBBIN’ TURKEY $10
Herb Grilled Turkey Breast with Farmhouse Cheddar,
Roasted Tomatoes, Arugula & Applewood Smoked
Bacon Jam on a Whole Wheat Bun.
PSYCHEDELIC 'SHROOM $10
Trippy Marinated Portobello, Smoked Gouda,
Roasted Red Peppers, Arugula, Tomato & Garlic
Mayo on Grilled Herbed Focaccia.
GET SHORTY $11.5
Slow Braised Short Ribs, Horseradish Cheddar &
Horseradish Cream on Sourdough. Toasted up on the
grill & served with Pan Gravy for dipping.
SIDES
SMOKED PEPPER
& P O R K B E L LY
BAKED BEANS $3.5
DEVILED EGG POTATO SALAD $3
LEFT COAST QUINOA SALAD $4
S U N N Y- S I D E
S A L A D $4
BAKED FRESH JALAPEÑO &
CHEDDAR CORNBREAD WITH
SWEET HONEY BUTTER $3.5
N A PA S L AW $3
DRINKS FOR EVERYONE
FOUNTAIN SODAS
COKE • DIET COKE • SPRITE • MELLO YELLO • CHERRY COKE • GINGER ALE
CRAFT BOTTLED SODAS
NATRONA ROOT BEER • NATRONA VANILLA CREAM • NATRONA GRAPE SODA
BREWED BEVERAGES
FAIR TRADE ORGANIC COFFEE • ICED TEA • HOUSE-MADE FRESH BERRY LEMONADE
LITTLE ANGELS & DEVILS
All unattended children are put to work peeling potatoes in the kitchen.
( Clean your plate & we’ll give you a free Cherry Coke Float )
DEUCE BURGER DELUXE $6 Two Mini Cheeseburgers
EL CAMINO $6 Double Decker Cheddar & Bacon Quesadilla
SMASHED HAM & CHEESE $6 Grilled Maple Ham with Gooey White American
KENTUCKY DERBY FRIED CHICKEN $6 All Natural Chicken Breast Tenders
THE LUCKY DOG $6 Grilled Organic All Beef Hot Dog
ALL AMERICAN $6 Gooey American Cheese on Griddled Home-Style Bread
Comes with a handful of fresh Chips,Carrot Spears
and Buttermilk Ranch Dipping Sauce.
A HAPPY ENDING
E CHIP
GINORMOUS CHOCOLAT
COOKIE SUNDAE $8
CREAM,
SE TURNED VANILLA BEAN ICE
WARM GOOEY COOKIE WITH HOU
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CARAMEL, CHOCOLATE SAUCE
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M E D I T E R R A
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OUR FRESH MEATS ARE NATURALLY RAISED
O N A L L V E G E TA R I A N D I E T S & C O N TA I N
NO :
OUR FRESH VEGETABLES ARE SOURCED
LOCALLY
WHENEVER POSSIBLE
& MANY ARE ORGANICALLY GROWN.
WE USE RECYCLABLE, RENEWABLE OR COMPOSTABLE PACKAGING & HAVE PARTNERED WITH
SEQUOIA WASTE SOLUTIONS TO RECYCLE AS MUCH OF OUR WASTE MATERIALS AS POSSIBLE.
Thanks for supporting good local food!
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