A slightly humorous account of my part played in
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A slightly humorous account of my part played in
A slightly humorous account of my part played in ending the Cold War I would like to say that my patriotic conscience led to my decision in enlisting in the Royal Air Force back in 1971, but I would be lying. The reality which led to this momentous occasion was in fact a survival tactic on my behalf. Having spent the best part of 11 years after leaving school, moving from one job to another, mainly in the photographic trade, and getting nowhere in terms of providing sufficient financial support for a family about to increase in size, something had to change, albeit a complete re-incarnation on my behalf. Somewhere in this shopping centre in Dundee, Scotland, 1971, was an RAF Careers Information Office, frequented by me on several occasions prior to making the final decision to take the Queens shilling and enlist. The information I received was not exactly impartial as the Sergeant assisting me in choosing a trade, of which my choice seemed endless at the time, was in fact an aircraft electrician and yes you guessed, I signed on as an Aircraft Electrician subject to trade training and passing exams. A decision which turned out to be the right one for me. So with the background information set, it is time to gather some photographic content for 22 years worth of what I got up to serving Queen and country in a very exciting time, none of which I regret at all. Some of my postings during this period, left a lot to be desired, but on the whole most enjoyable. Do feel free to get in touch if you want any more information on the content. Copyright © 2016 | Composed and written by David Evans 1971 This is where it all started out, on a cold January morning, myself and another batch of newly signed recruits rendezvoused on the assigned day at the Cumberland Guest House in Edinburgh. Guys like myself from different locations in Scotland all assembled here for an overnight stay and the following morning's onward transition to Newark Northgate rail station in Lincolnshire, England, then by coach to RAF Swinderby where we were all to be kitted out and introduced to the joys of square bashing and domestic chores. I nearly forgot to mention I was a bit older than nearly everyone else at 26. This was to be my home for the next 6 weeks, or at least it seemed that way, although we did have living accommodation which consisted of 12 man rooms and steel camp beds, what luxury, and we had soft mattresses too. Most of the recruitment activity was spent either here or in the station cinema for lectures or indoctrination would have been a better term. First off was the camp barber, short back and sides being the fashion then. This term was very fitting as I found out afterwards, a massive big mop on top and virtually nothing round the sides and back, very fetching indeed as my wife was to comment later on when I returned home for half time break at 3 weeks. Next up was a series of vaccinations administered one after the other, thus saving time and allowing for extra rifle drill and other stuff like circuit training in the Gym. Human rights did not exist back then and as we all bared both arms and adopted the camp pose of one hand on each hip, we lined up and formed an orderly line at the slow march, needles firing in each arm as we moved, nobody passed out as far as I can remember. Sleeves rolled back down, pick up large broom and proceed to sweep the Hangar floor, this was a form of therapy to get the serum pumping through our veins quicker seemingly. Can't recall much after that as one by one we passed out in one way or another, I ended up missing tea and opting for bed. Woke up the next day as usual, no option there, the klaxon made sure we were all up at 6 am, washed, showered, dressed, bed packs made and lined up for inspection "Corporal", yes they were gods at this stage of the game. I almost forgot to mention that there was a postal strike on at this time, in hindsight a mobile phone would have been a godsend, but alas the technology was not around then. The normal communication was done by letter, remember these things? it involved some paper and envelope and a pen, usually of the fluid ink type too. Anyway I digress, what I was going to say was that prior to me boarding the steam train in Dundee for transmission to this boot camp, I was aware that during my six weeks holiday at RAF Swinderby there was a fair chance my wife would give birth to our latest family member while I was enjoying myself here, a boy named Neal. Back to the training now, bull nights and bed packs kept us busy, soon got the hang of all the blanket and sheet folding and was one of the lucky ones not to have my whole bedding pack thrown on the floor by the inspecting Corporal and Sergeant for not being regulation shape and size. Notice the highly bulled up shoes under the bed, a speciality of mine after a few days practice. Also made myself a few beer chits by helping others along the way. Another chore was the upkeep of our webbing issue, Blanco was used for this purpose, a messy process to say the least, but had to be done. Button sticks of the brass variety were issued to enable cleaning our brass buttons, buckles and the likes, the button stick was to prevent Brasso cleaner from staining the Blanco. Another time saving clothing issue was our shirts, these were collar less shirts, called grandfather shirts I believe, collars were issued separately and in greater quantity than the shirts, so in effect you could attach a new collar to a shirt which was a few days worn, and still look smart. The collar stud was the only problem, it tended to irritate the neck if worn for long periods, but it did cut down on having to have a fresh shirt every day. The early morning Tannoy calls of "Rise and Shine" took some getting used to at first, but not responding was at your own risk of being thrown on the floor by the Corporal and not very good for your street cred in front of all your newly found friends either. Most of our intake played the game accordingly and it was good that we had a couple of lads who had been out of the service and having tasted civvy street, were back in once again, having missed the comradeship that was part of forces life, something that I found out as time went on, and especially the day I was de-mobbed. It was now nearly time to have a break in our square bashing routine, week three looming and the chance to go home for a long weekend was so welcome from the intensity of all this newly acquired routine. Cinema visits played a fair part too, safety films, trades films, structure of the RAF films, you name it they all got played out, often a welcome relief from the constant rifle drill on the parade square, all this culminating later in a pass out parade complete with the RAF band, spectators, family members and of course us newly formed band of newbie's. On our return for the second half, we had a new adventure lined up, a week in Sherwood Forest completing our Resource and Initiative training in the snow, living in tents in the middle of winter, oh joy! Up till now only the very few who lived nearby or those lucky enough to have a car, escaped home at weekends, as for me, no car and living up in Dundee, my lot was staying on base, and enjoying the pleasures of the TV room and the NAAFI, where I had to endure my first taste of English beer of the worst kind "Worthington E", how I longed to get home, good beer, good company and everything else I had given up to be an airman. Square bashing completed and rail warrant in hand, was time to head off on my Basic Trade Training course. Basic Training RAF Newton (Lincolnshire) March the 24th 1971 I was once again on the train, heading for RAF Newton, I arrived at Bingham station and decided to walk the few miles to the unit, on the way I stopped off at a pub just up the road to try the local brew, surely it must be better than my earlier attempts at trying to get used to Double Diamond, how wrong can you get. This stuff was called Worthington E and I wished I had not bothered, it was warm and tasted like dilute home brew. I eventually arrived at RAF Newton and reported to the guardroom where I was given instructions about where my accommodation was and where to get my bedding etc. This process was to take place almost every time I arrived at a new unit. I was informed that that due to unforeseen circumstances my mechanics course would not commence on the date as previously planned, but was being put back two weeks, and I was to be employed by the holding flight “ Pool Flight “ . In other words I would be part of a pool of airmen in similar circumstance who could be called upon to carry out any task that the Disciplinary staff could think of. My task was to assist staff in the Training Aid Workshop i.e.: make the teas, sweep up, pretend to be busy and generally keep out of the way till my course started. Actually it was entertaining and very interesting working with real air force tradesmen for two weeks and I picked up lots of interesting facts about service life and other small snippets of useful stuff that I would find helped in the months to come. Two weeks later when all the recruits due to start the course had arrived on the unit, it was time to get down to some serious education. The course would run from Monday to Friday for six months, and those of us who had cars could obviously shoot off home at the weekends. My circumstances with no vehicle, had to make do with a monthly rail warrant which would take me home. Luckily for me there were two more Scots in the same boat, and at least we had each other’s company at weekends on camp. On the weekends at Newton our trio spent some time going into Nottingham, the place amazed me, there were women in the ratio 3:1 to men, and it whiled away the time admirably. It was a place of similar size to Dundee as far as I could make out, and had all the usual pubs, cinemas so it kept us all from getting to bored. But we all knew that it would be much better when the Rail Warrant was in our sticky little hands. We got up to all manner of things whilst being stuck here, sport was one of the things, with a free gymnasium and squash courts, so we made the best of it all. I was to spend the next six months here and learn all the basic theory appertaining to the electrical trade, whilst all this knowledge was being instilled into my brain, opportunity had come my way in the form of incentive. A special scheme had been introduced to encourage trainees to do well, this scheme was called the Star Mechanic scheme and offered the following: a trainee who achieved over 70% in all exams throughout the course would be given a written guarantee of a Fitters course no later than two years from the date this course finished. I welcomed this opportunity with open arms as it meant I could progress in my trade faster and also more important was the substantial rise in salary from Mechanics to Fitters status. This meant doing the best I could and to this end I did achieve my “ Star Mechanic” Award. Pass out day, me standing by my parents car outside our block I passed out from RAF Newton as an Aircraft Mechanic Electrical and also with a jump in rank to Leading Aircraftsman (LAC) on the 22nd August 1971. My parents were able to come down to my pass out parade. Dad seemed to enjoy the whole affair, being ex-RAF himself and commented on how the food had changed considerably since his National Service days. It was a great day, and a relief at having done what was necessary, also a bit of emotion crept in with all the events of the day, and that I was leaving behind all the friends that I had spent six months of my life with. I had of course the chance of meeting a few of them again when was selected to complete my Fitters course, but that was in the future. 1971-73 continued My First Operational Posting RAF St Mawgan. It was actually August bank holiday and I made enquiries if it was possible to submit an annual leave pass from Newton and was told that I was effectively posted from this unit as of now, and they were not responsible for my admin, this would be done at my new unit where I should now make my way. My new unit was RAF St Mawgan near Newquay in Cornwall, I was issued with a rail warrant, and that was their way of telling me to get on with it. I wandered off back to my billet and said goodbye to the friends still around, most had transport of their own, and had long left Newton. Collecting up my suitcase and holdall I made my way to Bingham station and caught the train to London and Paddington Station. I had time to reflect on the last six months, and all the friends I had left behind, the chances were I might never meet them again, but at least I was heading for my first operational Unit, and as such was eligible to apply for a married quarter and the prospect of having a family life again. I arrived at RAF St Mawgan without too much trouble, the train journey down had been quite a lengthy one, and with a quick look at the lay of the land on the way there, found it to be situated like most Units, quite some distance from the main towns, approximately seven miles from Newquay. The first task to do on arrival at any unit is to report to the Station Guardroom, from where you are told where you are to be working and given all the usual maps to find your way round the place. I asked the most pertinent question on my mind, “ Do I get leave for this Bank Holiday ? “ and the SNCO said “ Why did the silly B-----s send you all the way down here knowing that the vast majority of this Unit are away on this holiday ? “ As it turned out they could not start my arrival procedure till Tuesday, due to everyone being away. They could not give me a warrant to get home either as my admin docs had not arrived from Newton. I managed to get my accommodation sorted out at least, and unpacked my kit, not a bad billet with four man rooms, and built in wardrobes and carpets on the floors, obviously the two other beds with bedding on belonged to persons I had yet to meet, but that would have to come later. Weighing up the situation and the thought of being stuck here with nothing to do for four days, I made my first decision, which was to get myself back to Dundee, so after forking out a fair bit of cash, made my way home, and arrived in Dundee 23 hours later, a journey which I was to make several times. Before departing St Mawgan, I had made enquiries about the quarter situation and was advised that I may be lucky to get a place in about one years time. The allocation of quarters was made on a points system, points for how many kids, also how long you have served in the RAF, well it doesn’t take too much working out where I stood and the small amount of points I had accrued since January 11th . I was advised the best bet would be to start looking around for private accommodation and if the RAF approved, they would subsidise the place to the equivalent of what I would pay for a married quarter and a bit more, to any landlord who would take me on. Newquay being a holiday resort town, consisted of Hotels and guest houses by the hundred and of course the rents in season were steep to say the least. There was a limit to how much rent the RAF would go to, so a severe handicap at the outset. It was a sad task having to explain to Sheila the fact that we would not be able to just move down to Cornwall as we had hoped and planned, but after explaining the housing situation down there, I was sure I could manage to find somewhere in the near future and that was how we left the situation. I had to make my way down to Newquay after the Bank Holiday seemed to have vanished amongst all the other things that we had spoken about. The immediate thing to be done was to get back and find a place to live, and get my family back as it had been at the start. I had a lot to think about on the trip to Cornwall, and the 23 hours quickly passed and I was back at St Mawgan and glad to see my bed, after all the travelling etc., On the Tuesday morning I was awake early, ready shaved and showered and dressed once more in RAF uniform. I made my way up to the Mess and had a good breakfast before setting off to the General Office where I would begin my arrival procedure. Having been given instruction on which departments to go to, I duly set off. Most importantly was to visit the Families office to get the forms required for any prospective landlords. I found out that I was to be working in the Electrical and Instrument Bay , servicing and testing mainly Nimrod equipment, although there was Canberra’s and Wessex helicopters on the Unit too, and I would work on their equipment from time to time. At my place of work, I met Pete Rodgers another lad who had just moved down here three weeks before me, and he was in virtually the same situation as myself as regards housing, but slightly worse off as he had no kids and obviously less housing points. Pete had managed to find a winter let in Newquay and told me that there was an empty flat available in the same property he was in. I contacted the landlord and he agreed to let me rent the flat but had to vacate by Easter, basically the start of the summer season in Cornwall. I got the keys from him and went off to have a look at the flat. It was a bit damp, and musty smelling, but nothing too bad, a good bit of heat would sort it out. 7 Marcus Hill, Newquay our first hiring A good bunch of guys in the E & I bay and another mate John Lovegrove also doing the same job as me, shuffling 720C & D’s around was in the throes of getting married, so it was that Pete and myself were witnesses to their marriage at St Austell Registry Office (22-Aug1972), special permission being granted for us to wear our best blue uniforms with white webbing. Lost track of the two lads over the years but in March 2011 had a surprise email from John who tracked me down through the internet and has brought me up to date with his adventures since 1973 when I left St Mawgan. Pete Rogers (on the right) and myself at St Austell registry office © John Lovegrove both photos The happy couple John Lovegrove and his new wife I telephoned Sheila and gave her the news, and although we had to be out by Easter, it gave us both a chance to be together and we should be able to get a permanent place before the deadline. Back to work, and working in the E & I section was very interesting, doing tests on various pieces of equipment and learning all about schedules etc., my tutor was a Cpl who lived locally, and he had a good way of teaching people. I got to know the Station well over the next three months, and found out we had Americans lodging on the unit. USNAF who’s prime role was to run a Bomb Dump where all the missiles and bombs were stored and serviced in a special compound which was heavily guarded by their personnel. Station exercises were quite the norm with at least one every month. This involved everyone on the unit and being a mere LAC also secured me the position of guard, in whichever deployment the guard commanders saw fit. Usually this was on the main station patrolling various areas, but also could include helping out our American friends guarding their compound. Of course all this entailed donning things they called cabbage gear, which was NBC Suits, rubber gloves, respirators, tin helmets and not forgetting the infamous SLR ( Self Loading Rifle ) at that time using blank ammunition or more often than not none. The day came to bring Sheila and the kids down to Cornwall, and dually arrived at Newquay station without any hitches apart from the length of journey, after which the two kids were exhausted. Fortunately the flat I had taken was only 100 yards from the station and an easy walk. Sheila’s reaction to the slight dampness and musty smell was as I had imagined, but opening the windows did allow the smell to subside whilst I disappeared to put on the kettle for a brew. We both agreed this was not the ideal place to raise two kids one who was only just 8 months old, but was a base from which to work from. Months later as luck would have it, a reply to one of our many replies to newspaper advertisement’s proved fruitful, and after having a look round the new flat, found that it was ideal, also dry and clean into the bargain, this was our new home and a more permanent home than Marcus Hill. Situated at 22 St Thomas Road, Newquay, only a short distance from where we were living. 22 St Thomas Road, Newquay, our second hiring My trade work was coming along in leaps and bounds, sitting various trade tests and oral examinations during the course of my work, this enabled me to progress up the promotion ladder and in January 1972 was promoted to the rank of SAC ( Senior Aircraftsman. ). This particular title seemed badly thought out to be considered senior after only a year, nevertheless it did mean a small pay rise and was gratefully accepted. Almost a year from being posted to St Mawgan, I was offered a married quarter, the location 7 miles from base at an old RAF airfield site called St Eval, of course we accepted and at last had a house of our own. One small piece of information that had gone unvoiced was that without a vehicle, things got pretty lonely round here in the winter. Bus services were only in the nature of one per week down to Newquay, so my family were marooned for quite some time. I purchased a motor cycle soon after moving here, nothing fancy just a Yamaha 125cc machine, but this was preferable to having to catch the RAF coach every day at 7 am and having to wait till everyone was aboard in the evenings, I could please myself what time to set out and leave etc., so quite a good purchase. Sheila and I frequented the families club here, usually once a week, the entertainment was very good and mostly country an western, usually during the evening we would also tuck in to a Cornish pasty or Oggie” but it was at least social life of a kind and welcome in the winter months. 218 Beaufort Avenue (changed a bit since1971) At work things were never dull, I managed to get some extra studies done in the guise of “ Science B “ , a modular course loosely based on Physics. This course was in preparation for my fitters course which as I explained earlier was promised to me within two years of leaving Newton. My coursework was completed as fast as I could get my modules in and marked, providing they were correct of course and I managed this within a couple of months. To date I gad carried out all that was required of me education wise, to qualify getting back on my Fitters course. Exercises in Defence of the Unit played a large role in service life, and as much as I hate to admit, I intensely disliked this aspect of military life, my prime objective was to make it as a tradesman and do the work I thoroughly enjoyed, and being paid for it helped also. Flight experience was gained through having several flights in the units Nimrods and I will always remember my first trip and the excitement and thrill of the sheer power of the four Spey engines on takeoff had me forced into the back of my seat. The duration of these flights was lengthy and gave me time to ask many questions of the aircrew about the role this aircraft played, by far this was what I had imagined the RAF to be. To further my electrical trade knowledge, I was moved from E & I to the Rotax Bay where I was taught to service and test Alternators and Generators, starter motors and the like, Rotax was an annexe to the main E & I and run by Chief Technician Fred Brooks. Fred was an amiable bloke who ran the section efficiently, and providing our work was up do date and rather than have us hanging around doing nothing, would have no aversion to his bloke being stood down, usually at least twice a week. This was more like the thing, and I really enjoyed working here. Official notification had arrived on the unit, of the time and dates for my Fitters course, I was over the moon at this information, and after finding out the details, hurried home to let Sheila know the good news. One of the salient points for this move was, that I was only being detached rather than posted so my family could stay in married quarters until I completed the course and returned. I did not feel so bad about the move because at least we would have a house here and no chance of trying to find a place elsewhere for the immediate future anyway. More preparation for my Course entailed getting all my kit ready, plus extra items like slide rule, compass etc., In these days it was always necessary, prior to departing one unit for another, to present ones No1 Uniform for inspection to my immediate boss who would have to sign my clearance form to the effect it was presentable. It was once again time to move on to greater things, my wife and family would stay on here in St Eval married quarters, while I trotted off to RAF Halton, got myself sorted out and apply for another married quarter, do you see a pattern emerging here, nomads probably have an easier time of it. The criteria for priority on married quarter allocation was still, how many kids, how many years service, which give you a certain amount of points, a bit like a league table I guess. But this points table system has one big flaw, there are in fact 2 league tables, a fixed list and an un-fixed list, the fixed list holds 12 names the un-fixed is limitless, so in essence if you get on the fixed list, you are guaranteed a quarter. If you are on the un-fixed list, someone just posted in after you can with their higher points score, make you drop down the list. Now it does not take a rocket scientist to work out the distinct disadvantages and frustrations with this system, does it? February 1973, preparation for my posting to RAF Halton well under way now, final checks before packing my bags was that I had to present myself in best blue uniform for an inspection by my then boss, a chief technician Fred Brookes, who I was later to meet at another unit sometime in the future. Being the nice chap that he was, he said that instead of attending this inspection at work, I could pop round to his married quarter in the evening so he could have a good look at my uniform and sign my form for me. This being completed without problem, was very good at bulling shoes, a speciality in fact and something that not everyone could master. I did take pride in my appearance in those days, paid off many a time for me anyway. Goodbyes said and off yet again, left St Eval with snow and ice on the ground, a roaring coal fire well behind me now and back on the train heading for Paddington Station, a journey I had completed several times now. Underground journey to Wendover station and walk of about 2 miles to RAF Halton. This unit was built either side of a main road, the north camp where all the domestic accommodation was, and the south camp where all the workshops and Technical Area was, I think you have probably guessed by now that marching was involved each day from one site to the other and back again. I was billeted in a 12 man room for now, great set of lads whom I was to spend the next 12 months with. Not quite so strict as basic training, but still the early morning parade where we were inspected for clean dress, no designer stubble either, and shoes that had to sparkle. Three ranks, open order march, close order march, flight will move to the left in threes, by the left quick march down the hill. Here we would tag on to the back of the apprentice boys flights who were always led by a pipe band, and off we went to school. Halton had its own Military Hospital. Mortuary as well, Department of Tropical Medicine and many more I have since forgotten, so if I cut my finger, or needed haemorrhoids removing, this was definitely the place to be. As it turned out, I did in later years have the need to get admitted to the Princess Mary's Hospital here, for a knee operation, but that's for later. Enquiries at General Office regarding married quarters was hit or miss whether I would get one or not, but was placed on the list meantime. This course was extremely time consuming for me, midnight oil and all that stuff, where others seemed to sail through the exams easily, but had to keep my head down and ensure I would pass the course. The pub down the road a bit was called the Rose & Crown, a real homely pub, in that it was my second home for just short of six months, while waiting on a quarter. My school education served me well here, even mastered the old slide rule eventually, and even now in 2009, the thing is in a drawer somewhere, didn't have the nerve to chuck it, and it does come out as a curiosity now and then. Wednesday afternoon each week we had sports, me and several others had wanted to play badminton, but as this unit was also host to Malaysian students, it was impossible to get on the courts, so we alternated between tennis and cross country running, the latter was the best bet as we got to run a set route and when finished were allowed to go back to our billets. Tennis was very competitive, so much so we actually signed out the racquets and played on snow covered hard courts on several occasions. Six months down the line, progress was being made, a few of our course HEFE1/73 fell behind, failed an exam or two and had to back course joining another crew a month behind us, this was a shame, but at least they got another chance to continue. For my part, it had been a struggle so far, but no failures. Good news was that I had actually been allocated a married quarter on base, with only two or three weeks before the deadline of six months I had to serve on the unit was up. A few of my contemporaries had already moved on base with their families and I was glad to be in the same situation. So to the march in at 80 Tedder Road, RAF Halton this house must have been the worst one I have ever lived in, basically sound and clean, but fitted carpets was not on the agenda, the hallway was concrete flooring (painted gloss black) with a strip carpet down the middle. Had the choice to turn this down, but that would have meant no family joining me, so not really an option. My mother-in-law decided that she would go down to Cornwall, collect the wife and kids and bring them back to Halton, just as well as I could not have had time off even if I wanted to, without being back coursed, so was grateful for that. There goes my coal fire quarter in Cornwall, and with that my wife actually had to do the march out from there too. 80 Tedder Road, RAF Halton, Wendover, Buckinghamshire The family settled in well at Halton, change of school for my daughter and my wife found herself a part time job doing evenings, packing Askeys wafers and cones, paid good money too. Living in married quarters had its advantages, as we married guys were allowed to walk down to work without joining in the morning parades, unfortunately this was to be the cause of me being put on restrictions (jankers) for failing to attend a haircut parade along with all the others, seemingly we failed to read station routine orders, these were only available back up in the barrack block and we were oblivious to any of this. Funnily enough it was a week before AOC's parade and there were lots of jobs needing doing, like painting the grass green, coal black and other menial tasks. My punishment was 3 days, working in the cookhouse, doing sod all, but make tea and eat during the few hours, then of course appearing at the guardroom in full best uniform at 22.00hrs for inspection by the orderly officer, a doddle all in all, but the one and only time I was charged in my 22 years. Nothing much in the excitement stakes followed, just hard work and progress even to the extreme in some cases, AND, NAND, NOT, NOR, OR do the expressions mean anything to you? Logic was the name of the game, a new concept brought about by the transistor and microchip. Electrical Theory crammed into the grey matter, to be used only for examination purposes and not out in the real world later. Before my family moved down here, there was a couple of days out that stick in the memory. a Sunday trip to a Cider House, expedition style and across country walk/climb got us there, unfortunately the return journey was somewhat different, we lost a few of our troop on the way back, probably hitched a lift I think. Another time we were invited to an evening booze up at an American base nearby, Upper Hayford. This was arranged by one of our course members who knew someone there. We arrived by car, stopped at the gates of the camp and asked where we were heading. "SNCO's Mess" pretty good considering we were SAC's, but this was accepted and we arrived and were treated to a night I will remember. Were not allowed to buy any drink, the yanks insisted in picking up the tab, the music at the time was Motown and seemed to blend in with the copious amounts of Bourbon being drunk. Hard work played the biggest part in my year at Halton and it all paid off when I passed all my final exams and became an Air Fitter Electrical. All that was left was to find out where my next posting would be, hopefully an operational unit operating fast jets, something to get excited about and build on my experiences, and newly learnt skills. Alas another setback and my dreams and expectations thwarted, PMC in their wisdom allocated me a slot on 8 Squadron Shackletons (AEW) at RAF Lossiemouth, oh joy!. No time to think about things, arrange to march out of married quarter, leaving all the hard work to my wife as I had an appointment to keep at Lossiemouth. 1974 Off we go, on a cold and freezing February morning leaving on foot complete with RAF holdall, dressed for the weather in Parka and warm gloves, rail warrant in pocket and arrived Wendover rail station. Eventually navigated my way round London and caught the train at Kings Cross, heading for Aberdeen, a long journey and one which I did quite a few times in the next few years. Headed out from Aberdeen station, having managed to sample a few real pints of Scottish ale, how I had missed a decent pint since my venture into England, it felt like I was back home. Elgin and my arrival, what a difference in weather from Halton, sun was out and all the spring bulbs blooming, all this after a few hundred miles of travel. Luckily the bus station was close to where I had de-trained and the last leg of my journey was complete, dropped off outside RAF Lossiemouth. First stop the Guardroom to report my arrival and collect my blue chit and directions to where I was billeted, Fulmar Block, Cabin No!!! Found the cabin (6 man room) but only 4 occupants (all 8 Squadron lads) including your truly, seemed very comfortable too. I was to do my arrival procedure next day, but first bedding store and collected my bedding, that will do for now, bed made up, kit stowed neatly and time for a recce of my surroundings. Living accommodation, messes and NAAFI were all contained in this one complex, no need to wander around from place to place, very smart. Eventually the other room inhabitants arrived back from work and introductions were made, a good bunch of blokes they were too. Got lots of info from the lads, locations mainly and with that was taken down the Mess for dinner, good grub and a huge dining hall, filled with what seemed happy people, loads of banter going on between RAF and Matelots, Lossiemouth still clinging on to its Fleet Air Arm personnel who operated Gannets from the base, although a few of them had transferred to Shackletons prior to them being demobbed, a great mix I thought. After dinner it was time to find the local drinking hole and wash away the 23hours of travel just done previously. Hello, they had a ten pin bowling alley just outside the block and also a bar, that would do me nicely and had my fill, tiredness was catching me up, so off back to my bunk, set my alarm, looked out my uniform ready for the morning and the drag of arriving on the unit. Quick shower and my head hit the pillow and sweet dreams. It was all too soon time to get up and shower etc., change into best blue and start my arrivals procedure. Found out that 8 Squadron dispersal was at the other side of the airport from the accommodation block, transport being provided to get us there. Lots of kites lined up on the flight line I noticed, the UK’s early warning system in all its glory. Found the second line hangar and after enquiring where the leckie offices were, found myself seated in front of my new boss, Mick Spence a Sgt with lots of Shack experience, also met the lads and we all had a chat, explaining what our role was, mainly second line, Primary, Primary Star and deeper servicing, with a first line requirement when needed. I felt that this could be a good start to my career, get the basics under my belt and then move on to jets as soon as I could. Settled in well on 8 and before I had time to catch my breath, was told to get down to clothing stores and be measured for my KD (Khaki Denim) tropical uniform, the squadron was heading out to Malta for a NATO exercise and I was one of the chosen ones. Quite a surprise to be going abroad, my first venture in the RAF and thoroughly enjoying the prospect. Soon we were off to RAF Luqa aboard a Hercules aircraft, the Shacks would follow soon after. All the lads were KD’d up and looking forward to some sun and hot weather, after a cold Lossiemouth, we were not disappointed and the landing was smooth with the back ramp lowered, the heat and the smell of Malta was awesome, something I’ll never forget. First task, unload all the ground equipment from the Herc before the arrival of the Shacks, think there was only two on their way. We did have a briefing on landing to beware of the sun and heat, cover up and you won’t get sunburnt, well this warning was ignored by yours truly and two lovely blisters one on each shoulder by the end of the day. Had to have a shower to remove my shirt as it would have removed half my skin otherwise. Took a few days before the damage was bearable, as it would have meant being charged, if a visit to the Medical centre was made. You live and learn as they say. Accommodation was basic here, twelve man rooms and bunk beds, me being allocated top bunk on this occasion. Off to the NAAFI bar to sample the delights, Hop Leaf and Cisk beer, the favourite short was Brandy Sours, sold in double measure, very refreshing and so cheap it was so easy to over indulge. On such an occasion I retired to my bed, fell asleep and almost as soon as I had got my head down was being shaken awake by a corporal and was informed that I was on an early morning starter crew, silly bugger had left a note for me earlier, yes, under my pillow, however I managed to get myself ready and was taken by transport to the flight line, the sun still not making itself visible, the good thing was that the heat was still apparent. Spent a fair amount of time on the roof of our block, coolest place to be I was to be aircraft marshaller and handed a pair of table tennis bats, Day-Glo red for the use of. I stood there on the pan for what seemed like ages, watching the galley venting smoke from the bacon frying crew, all right for some. It was time now, taxi lamps flashed, an indication that they were ready to roll, did my bit, got the kite on a straight track, listening to the groans from the tyres and brakes as it rolled past, 6 million rivets in close formation, and then with a flourish, pointed my bats to indicate to the jockeys that you are on your own now, and that was my duty done this detachment as far as starter crews went. Off to early breakfast at the mess. Steamy hot inside the mess by now, but really enjoyed my full English after being wakened at such an early time. Shift times were pretty good, allowing us to go sightseeing in Valetta and other places during our stay. Beaches were lovely and the wine very cheap, made for a very interesting time during our stay, just outside camp there was a café where we ate before hitting the town, steak egg and chips 2/- then off to the village first to get tanked up before the clubs down the Gut (Strait Street) in Valetta, entertainment was superb and so was keeping out of any conflicts with the Navy, their shore patrols were something else, smack on the head with a truncheon and ask questions after. Grand Harbour, Valetta Our 10 day detachment was soon over and we had met a lot of friends from other squadrons along the way, a banjo playing lad with 100 squadron did his part in keeping us entertained. My first overseas trip never to be forgotten and thoroughly enjoyed. My family moved up to Lossiemouth when I was allocated a quarter and enjoyed the short stay of just over two years, the kids loved the beaches which we walked nearly every weekend. The rest of my tour with 8 Squadron was eventful and I had picked up lots of tips and experiences along the way. I had submitted a general application for service overseas, my choices being Hong Kong, Malta and Germany, as it transpired I was designed for RAF Laarbruch in Germany, to work on Buccaneers, so a few courses were fitted in, firstly RAF Honington where aircraft type was learned, then off to RAF Wittering to learn how to service and work with “instant sunshine” bombs, which the Buccaneer was armed with when required, well it was the Cold War. Fully trained up and ready to go, jets at last, although still not fast jets, but jets all the same. Once again I was on my way, and as before, having to leave my family to arrange a married quarter march out, becoming a habit now. 1976 Left RAF Lossiemouth and the family once more, caught a train from Elgin to Aberdeen then south to Kings Cross in London, a tube journey to the RAF Movements transit camp for an overnight stay. Early morning start next day and on to a coach which took a group of us to Luton Airport for the flight to RAF Wildenrath, Germany, this was the central airport for all RAF personnel arriving in Germany. I had struck up a few acquaintances with the lads who like myself were heading to Laarbruch, so the company was much appreciated on my new adventure. The airline that the RAF used for this shuttle service was Britannia Airways, nothing luxurious but at least an all round improvement to the Hercules, in fact every other flight I ever took was better than the Hercules. Guess what the priority would be on arrival in Germany, darn, you guessed, married quarters. My wife being granted the customary 60 days before having to vacate our Lossiemouth quarter. Touch down at RAF Wildenrath followed by all the Laarbruch bound troops boarding an RAF coach for the 1 hour or so journey to base. It was quite exciting seeing the differences out here, driving on the right hand side of the road, all the European road signs, and everywhere we passed seemed to be very clean and tidy, no takeaway discards to be seen. Some interesting villages we passed through and hard to take in all the new sites. It helped that the weather at the end of May here was the start of the hottest summer for many years. We finally arrived at Laarbruch and made our way to the guardroom to sign in and get directions to our accommodation, we had been allocated a barrack block aptly named the "Swamp" seeing as it had been built on reclaimed swamp land after the second world war, this block was a long way from the guardroom, another lad "Nobby" and myself set out to track down this block by foot, and a passing Land Rover with RAF Police aboard, obviously saw us struggling in the heat, so stopped and offered us a lift, just as well, the half mile trek would have had us break a sweat. The “Swamp” our barrack block This was to be my home for 3 months or more, sharing with other mainly single airmen, although there were several others married like myself, waiting on a married quarter. Nobby and myself were billeted in the same 12 man room, although only normally 8 beds filled each room. This would do nicely thank you. Time to look around and get the lie of the land as it were. A nice bunch of lads and they filled us in on the latest station do's and don'ts, places to go and general stuff that we needed to know. Music was played in the room, very often as it transpired, the top Hi-Fi's affordable over here, due mainly to the extra money we were paid LOA (Local Oversees Allowance), unfortunately one guy was very keen on playing Leonard Cohen stuff, and very often got all sorts thrown at him for doing so. Lots of things to ponder, how to arrange money transfers to the UK for my family, what was the married quarter situation like, what would I be working on etc. First things first though, unpack my suitcase and holdall, Get my bed made up, as being an airman of lowly rank meant we had to collect all our bed linen from clothing stores each time we arrived as single airmen at a unit. RAF Laarbruch NAAFI Looking round the camp, there were loads of watering holes, Bowling alley, just outside our barrack block, usually the first place to visit after dinner was out the way, then the Malcolm Club another excellent venue, all the sports clubs of which there were many. Heineken was the favourite tipple back then as I recall, bottled and draft. German beer was bought by the crate and names such as Dortmunder Union, Deibels Alt and so many more that I have forgotten now. Some nights we went off base, down to the local towns, Weeze, where a taxi driver had a minibus to ferry us back and forth, Mamas a famous eating establishment where her famous roast chicken was indeed a treat. Opening hours varied back then, usually till the early hours of the morning when there were enough folks to justify staying open. Snoopy’s Laarbruch Another alternative was to go down to Goch, not so far away either, where there were a small contingent of married quarters based. Goch was a nice little town and had probably the best disco/bar that I had been in, music at that time, ABBA, played nonstop. One occasion we dropped in there sticks in my mind, I used to smoke a pipe back then, and was asked by a young German lass. could she have a try, this followed by several others having a go at my tobacco, but made for a nice night of conversation of a sort, although only having been out here a month or so, ordering beer in German was essential learning. Of course all these night outs stopped when my family joined me later. There was a group of us Scaley's (married lads) who tended to hang about together, having a lot more in common, it was easier to gang together. Dennis, Ginge to name a few, Dennis had a car he had driven over in from UK, so we got around a bit. Eventually we all managed to get married quarters, Dennis a private hiring in Udem, a village nearby, Ginge at Weeze married quarters Magdaburger Strasse, and me in Weeze, 9 Franz Hitze Strasse quarters (I believe they have since been demolished), a community of mostly RAF personnel but also a few Dutch and German tenants. A very happy community it was too. 9/2 Franz Hitze Strasse, Weeze My place of work was in ASF (Aircraft Servicing Flight) primarily working on Buccaneers of 15 and 16 Squadrons, but also Jaguars of 2 Squadron which had just started arriving from RAF Lossiemouth, occasionally also a twin seat Hawker Hunter from station flight. The hangar we worked in was rumoured to be the biggest hangar structure known to have formerly belonged to the Luftwaffe or possibly used as a submarine pen during the second world war, dismantled from its former base and rebuilt here at Laarbruch, but suffice to say it was massive and held a large number of aircraft. We had our own crew rooms where all the servicing manuals and drawings were held too. Work was carried out Monday to Friday where Friday afternoon started with a clean of the floor, about 12 guys in a line with massive brooms working from one end to the other, took about half an hour to get the job done, then we all retired to our respective crew rooms and prepared for the weekend with a few crates of beer and a game of cards, well organised it was. Our job was second line aircraft servicing, a deeper servicing level to that on individual squadrons known as first line servicing which was basic and just enough to get the aircraft airborne. ASF Hangar my place of work 76-79 The work was enjoyable with each aircraft on completion of servicing being ground run on the pan just outside the hangar, this had a blast wall built to protect the trees directly behind. Quite spectacular to watch engine runs here, testing out the wing fold and a multitude of other stuff. As I pointed out earlier, this is what I had joined the RAF to do, a sense of purpose if you like, seeing the end product flying had a high degree of job satisfaction and achievement. So on to family matters and the news that allocation of a married quarter was imminent, weeks away in fact. Back at Lossiemouth things were not as expected, my wife had been getting mail from the families office frequently, reminding her that the 60 days entitlement to stay in the quarter had expired and that she had to move out. Not good when I am elsewhere across the North Sea, but eventually after talking to the Families Officer in Germany, explaining that we had nowhere to move my family to, she agreed and contacted Lossiemouth explaining it would only be a month or so, and they would have a place here for us, and told them to stop the warning mail being sent out. Problem solved, but a worry for my wife while this was going on. One of the first things I had to do on posting to Germany was to create a bank account with the local bank on base, the Sparkasse bank, my salary was automatically paid in to this account. It appeared that every facility we required was based on the unit, two schools for primary and secondary education, so that was easy enough for my kids when they arrived later. However the married bloke contingent managed to do a bit of sightseeing before the families moved over here, sussing out the best places to visit and what was of interest, here is a photo of myself on one such occasion, visiting a German town, name long forgotten but lots to see, even from a bar prospective. The pipe still in use then, but fell out of favour on my return to UK in 1979, mainly due to tobacco prices back home compared to buying it in Germany by the half kilo for next to nothing. Most items out here were extremely good prices and we took advantage in our three year stay. Everything from Hi-Fi's to Camera's, too good to resist. especially with the extra overseas allowance we got. Notice too that I still had dark hair, now nearer white, a good reminder of what has changed after the 34 years that this was taken, hard to believe it was that long ago, tempus fugit and all that. Back to Lossiemouth now, time to get all the chattels packed into boxes and crates, ready for shipping to Germany, quite a big job at the time, but duly collected by the RAF for transit to Germany. Everyone was excited about the move, a new adventure in a new country for at least the next few years, maybe we could afford to buy a new car, it seemed that most folks posted out here, bought new, a great prospect and a means to get around a bit of Europe, although I was not a qualified driver yet, and as it turned out, did not pass my car test till 1982, however my wife had passed her driving test many years back, and was the sole driver when we all came to live in Germany. I was now back at work at Laarbruch, having to leave my family for a few weeks, on their own and my wife to deal with the married quarter march out. So goodbye to Lossiemouth on to Germany and a few years of excitement. 1977-78 Work wise, things were busy, exercises were many but everyone was in the same boat and got on with the job in hand. Everyone or the vast majority of folks bought a new car to be able to enjoy visiting many places in Germany and Holland and we were no different, buying a Chrysler Avenger 1300cc in metallic blue, our very first car. My mate Dennis already with a new car, drove us both through to Rotterdam to collect our new vehicle from Europort and after a short time we were following Dennis back home to Laarbruch, my wife never having driven on the wrong side of the road before. Safely back home and in the next week or so, my wife had to pass a BFG (British Forces Germany) car test which she did first go, so now we were all set to explore outside the Station gates. We followed our flat mate and his wife in buying a large 6 berth frame tent and ventured far and wide. Cochem on the Rhine was a good place to go, the free wine tasting went down a treat and saw us visit often. Occasionally we would load the car with all the gear and visit a nice camp site just inside the Dutch border, they had everything that you could need, and the kids were free to explore and play till they were tired out. I think it was in 78 that both camping families decided to take a holiday in Spain, driving down there and camping at the Nautica Almata camp site, on the Costa Brava. First stop on arrival was the supermarket, stock up on cheap booze for the evening cooling off suppers. The next day we were introduced to the “Mistral” not a nice experience at all, temperature plummeted. Storm force winds and accompanied by rain, was not good for tents staked into sandy soil. I had wondered when looking back, why folks had dug their ground sheets in and had bricks securing the tent ground flaps. Our tent had survived without damage, unfortunately my mates identical tent had a frame snap off. A trip down to the local village, a local garage owner welded it together for him for a few pesetas, this was the next day, so for one night we all 8 of us shared our 6 berth tent. Good fun really, all in the camping spirit of things. We only saw the kids for breakfast and mealtimes, they were swimming and playing on the beach mostly. The rest of the holiday was fine, we found a local transport café for evening meals, and after a few days we actually got paper table cloths to eat off. Squid and Chips mainly, but a bargain at the prices they charged. Breakfast in a lay-by somewhere by Lake Geneva. The family tent where we spent a lovely two weeks holiday. Lovely and bronzed we headed back home to Germany, keeping in convoy most of the way back but got separated somewhere in France, eventually meeting up at a garage somewhere near home. A mobile phone would have been a godsend on this occasion, but we were still not in the technological era we are in today. Shortly after returning home and on a night shift at Laarbruch, I got a phone call from the RAF Police, telling me we had a burglary take place in our flat in Weeze, so off home to find out what had happened. Everyone was OK and being cared for by my neighbour, seemingly the burglar had got in through the veranda door, which had been left slightly ajar to air the house as it had just been repainted by the landlord that day. My wife had been awakened to greet the guy, before screaming for help., he had legged it back out the veranda door along with about 200 marks which was for the family shopping. I heard a few weeks later that the commotion had wakened a few neighbours who had chased the burglar, but he got away. To cut a long story short, my wife was not able to stay in the flat after that experience, I had been put on permanent days for a while, till we were allocated a married quarter on base, a solution that had to be done. We missed all the gang from our Weeze flat, and had to settle in to being tied to base. This had its drawbacks as well, mainly not being able to escape the siren alerts for station exercises, but also some upsides, no need to travel to the NAAFI, it was on the doorstep now, and of course easy access to the many clubs. I used to meet up with my wife some lunchtimes at the Corporals Club and enjoy a beer and something to eat before returning to work. Laarbruch Married Quarters Barbecues were a regular pastime enjoyed whilst living on base, and the neighbours were a nice bunch too, this made the move bearable for the rest of our stay at Laarbruch. One occasion remembered was that a Laarbruch Buccaneer had developed a hydraulic leak during a sortie, and had to divert to GAF Holsten where a few volunteers, myself included spent a few weeks there, recovering the aircraft. It was in the winter and snow and ice was lying fairly deeply, so cold weather clothing was essential. We lived on the base from Monday to Fridays during our stay and had our own RAF transport to get us back to Laarbruch for the weekends. Eating at the base was very basic fare, as the unit catered mainly for conscripts and sauerkraut featured most of the time. So it was that we had breakfast on base, taking the RAF transport off base to a local pig farm where they had a lovely eating place. The Engineer who was in charge of our detachment spoke German well, this being his third tour over here, so he did most of the lunch menu ordering for us, but insisted that we had to learn to order lunch ourselves and we had a go much to the amusement of the young fraulein waitress. We got the hang of it eventually and tried a few different dishes most we asked to be topped up with a Spiegel eir, which itself got a good few laughs. Days here were spent working as quick as we could to get the aircraft back to Laarbruch and we found that the Germans had the equivalent of our NAAFI wagon which served up hot drinks and snacks at 10am or tea break time. My favourite was zwei käse brochen and ein Berliner (Jam doughnut) and ein tasse tee, please excuse my spelling of the German language, but it worked at the time. It took 3 weeks of hard work to get the Buccaneer back home safely and had a thoroughly nice time and was good to meet others working there. I believe they closed GAF Holsten back in 2005 and think that they operated F104 Starfighters during our visit. Getting near time to go now, 1979 and wondering where did all the years go to, it was with sadness that we had to leave this land of plenty and especially the social life that accompanied work, but it had to be, and my application had gone in for my UK tour preferences, bearing in mind we had saved a few quid in readiness to afford a mortgage on our return home, my choices of posting were Finningley, Church Fenton and Linton-on-Ouse. all in Yorkshire, as the house prices there were affordable. The last few months were spent getting bits and pieces together in readiness for our move, the Removal Van had been booked and confirmed, and this time we would all leave as a family and drive back home, by way of the ferry from Zeebrugge to Felixstowe. All the deep sea crates had been collected and aboard the removal van. the car had been loaded with all the valuables, roof rack for all the stuff that we forgot to pack for removal. and goodbyes were said after handing over our married quarter. On the road again. Felixstowe port and our arrival, this took an age as we had to declare our car into the UK and while we filled in all the paperwork, the customs decided to empty our car and search for illicit material, solid and liquid, in fact anything to stop us getting on our way, but all was well, the weed was well hidden (only joking), but I knew a mate who used to do regular trips back to the UK with King Edward Cigars, which were sold to local pubs and the like, he had an old Ford Taunus with full length back seat access. a lot of cigars can be fitted in there. Oh! I forgot to mention my destination was, no not Yorkshire, but Lincolnshire and RAF Binbrook, where the hell is that I hear you say, well it is no more, sold off by the MOD in the 90's. It would have been too much to hope I would get one of my choice postings, things never worked out that way in the forces, not unless you knew a man who knew a man. This time though we had been allocated a married quarter prior to leaving Germany, the quarter had been taken over by proxy by a squadron member on my behalf, so all we needed to do now was find out how to get to Binbrook from Felixstowe. The journey to Binbrook was uneventful, eventually finding where we were to be billeted took a bit longer, but just before arriving there, had to stop off at a local Spar shop and get some beer, was in desperate need of some by now, well I thought I had bought the shop by the time I came out, prices were not what we had been used to at all, and the days of buying crates were a thing of the past. But I was happy in the knowledge that my 3 years had been well spent, there was no impending nuclear war in the offing, so must have done my bit for Queen and country after all. Knocked on a door at RAF Manby married quarters, introduced myself to a squadron colleague and after a chat, got handed the keys to our quarter which was just a few doors away. Nice spacious quarter and would do a trip till we got sorted with a mortgage later on. 20 Canberra Crescent as it is 2012 RAF Manby was about 17 miles from Binbrook, I had not been told this whilst in Germany, so for me it meant catching an RAF Coach every morning from Manby, and also returning by the same method, this service was not free either, had to pay a month in advance for the privilege. I had a few days grace, before having to report for duty, this time was spent trying to get the quarter ship shape, there being just the bare essentials on inventory, our coffee table was an orange box for instance. However it was time to arrive on Unit, and I caught the coach and headed for RAF Binbrook, SHQ and started the slog of collecting signatures on my blue card once more. I had been allocated to 5 (AC) Squadron which operated English Electric Lightnings Mk3,6 and TMk5 aircraft, seemingly the last unit to host these aircraft. I was excited at this prospect, my very first squadron posting. It took the rest of the day to get all the required signatures and finally I arrived on the Squadron, had a chat with the Squadron boss and ushered to where I would be working, Second Line Rectification with assistance to the flight line as and when required. Met my new trade boss, a Chief Tech called Dick Whittingham, an amiable guy with not many years left till retirement, but had a wealth of knowledge on this aircraft going back many years. I would be doing rectification and modifications mainly and solving flight line problems daily, i.e. the aircraft won't start etc. Met all the crew and really looked forward to this adventure. 1979 5 Squadron RAF Binbrook My home for the next three years, shift work was normal and one week of days followed by one week of nights. After a time it gets tedious having to wait for a coach back home, especially on night shift as the coach would not leave until all passengers were aboard. that depended on what time the last squadron finished work. There were 3 Squadrons operating out of Binbrook 5, 11 and LTF (Lightning Training Flight), so it was I bought a motorbike a Yamaha RD 125cc and had some sort of control over travelling, could leave Binbrook when I was finished work. Work was exciting, learning all about the new aircraft systems, Binbrook being the last Lightning Unit, had its own Training facility and school on base. This aircraft was quite old and spent half its life in servicing, the other half flying, not very economical. but the only interceptor we had in the RAF, and nothing in the world to beat it in a vertical climb. also operating at Mach 3 when required, was an awesome beast. The interceptor role was called on weekly, with QRA (Quick Reaction Aircraft) scrambling to intercept usually Russian Bear bombers which enjoyed testing our defence capabilities. QRA duty was normally a week, where we had a purpose built QRA hangar which housed two serviceable and armed aircraft at all times. Backup was provided by the squadrons in the unlikely case that any of the main two aircraft went unserviceable or needed rectification. Me with hands in pockets (disgraceful) having completed servicing of a QRA Lightning. Notice the yellow steel nose wheel guide on the ground, this enables the pilot to make a quick exit from the hangar without having to waste time steering, also avoided hitting the hangar doors. Missiles used were Red Top and Fire streak (Red Top shown on the aircraft.) QRA was one of the best duties, we never left the hangar at all, food was supplied by the mess and was far better than normal, special rations. Binbrook airfield is situated at the top of a hill, has its own micro climate and could be snowing up there and fine down the hill. There was a great rivalry between the main squadrons 5 and 11, with many a competition from the ground crew trying to outdo each other for speed of turnaround servicing for one. The Lightning as stated earlier was equipped either with Firestreak or Red Top missiles, also the Mk6 Lightnings had a ventral gun tank fitted, this housed the 30mm Aden gun canon. Missile practice camps were held annually at RAF Valley in Wales, where remotely controlled target towers would trail flares which when fired up would enable the Lightning pilot to release a missile or two and qualify at this discipline. Gun firing camps were held annually at RAF Akrotiri in Cyprus, where Canberra aircraft would tow a banner at length and the Lightning pilot would fire his Aden Guns at the target banner, hoping to accrue the highest score on the Squadron. The 30mm rounds would be tipped with dye which came off as the round went through the banner, leaving a hole and a coloured ring. The dye thing was introduced for each group of Lightnings which took part during a sortie. Valley was usually a week detachment, whereas Akrotiri was normally 5 weeks or more. Being the last of their kind, the Lightning squadrons had a vast variety of detachments to European and Scandinavian air bases, practicing their skills against all sorts of jets. I myself did a few of these detachments to Aalborg, Denmark and Leeuwarden in Holland to mention a few. Akrotiri, in Cyprus Finished flying for the day, closed the canopy and posed for this photograph, the sun and heat were what I enjoyed about these detachments. Notice the white painted panel on the aircraft spine, this was to deflect the heat from the contents beneath, namely the Avpin starter fuel tank. Shift patterns at Akrotiri were 24hours on and 24 hours off which were spent exploring the Island and it's bars. One such occasion on our day off, trip down to Limmasol beach, sunning ourselves on the beach. The black leather bags were a must have back then, bought at knockdown prices and usually adorned with squadron plastic zaps and the likes, similar to having a suitcase with labels of places visited. The bags lasted for years and got lugged around whenever the squadron went on visits to other locations. This is the place everyone went to for gifts, brilliant selection of leather goods, something for everyone This is a NATO Travel Order document that got us legally overseas without the need for a passport, issued for each trip we made. I managed about 4 trips out to Cyprus during my tour of Binbrook, 3 with 5 Squadron and an unexpected trip also with 5 when I was posted to LTF (Lightning Training Flight) as a SNCO and a fellow SNCO at the time for domestic reasons could not go, so we swapped duties for that period. 1980 5 Squadron RAF Binbrook Aalborg, Denmark a short stay detachment with loads of Tuborg Pilsner beer and Schnapps to keep us from dehydrating with all the hard work put in. This Danish base and it's squadron personnel made us most welcome during our stay. Here are two of the squadron patches we collected from them. During our stay here, we set the current record for consuming the most beer for any squadron that had visited. Our aircraft operated from a HAS (Hardened Aircraft Shelter) and I recall it was none too warm in there. One incident or mishap occurred when taxiing our aircraft in front of the HAS, the pilot had been given instruction not to turn the aircraft so that the jet efflux pointed into the HAS, so Murphy's Law applied and he did just that. scattering all the paperwork round the HAS, took ages to collect it all together again. But a successful detachment by all accounts. RAF Valley, Anglesey, Wales..... This was where we took the Lightnings to allow the pilots to practice live missile firing. A cold damp place at the best of times, situated so that the airfield was virtually on the Irish Sea and the associated wind blowing constantly. Cold weather gear was worn most of the time and it was usually soaking from the damp mist that came off the sea. Nonetheless taking part in this detachment was more or less compulsory, especially if you had been out to Cyprus that year, good with the bad syndrome. Although this trip was with LTF later on, it is the only picture I have of RAF Valley. This could almost be a "How many people can you get on a Lightning" competition. Needless to say, I don't have much to say about these detachments, and was always glad to get back to Binbrook. Leeuwarden, Holland....was one of the better detachments, friendly people and did us proud with accommodation too. The base operated F16 Fighter jets and the Lightnings had a great time playing at combat games with them. Here are just a few mementos I collected on the detachment, most of the other ones were drunk long time back. A very picturesque town which we explored during our stay. Architecture was spectacular to say the least. Museums and the like were visited, as was the harbour area where a NATO fleet were at anchor, just had to take a photograph of this one, the maple leaf of Canada, 5 Squadron crest. and just another photograph I decided to take whilst the call of nature beckoned one day while out downtown Leeuwarden, made me laugh at the time anyway. So with a few snaps of my adventures listed, now back to reality and everyday life on the Squadron. The days started with all the serviceable aircraft being towed from the hangar to the flight line in readiness for the daily planned flying program. For me it was getting stuck into the various servicing schedules of the remaining aircraft, repairing, replacing, testing and signing up all the work carried out, pretty routine stuff. This was interrupted regularly by a call from the flight line, where things were outside control of the flight line mechanics, so it was a case of grabbing the ear defenders, a couple of basic tools and heading out to the line to investigate and hopefully sort out the problems, usually whilst the pilot patiently sat strapped into the aircraft, ever hopeful he would still be able to take his toy flying. Mostly the problems were cockpit lighting, bulb changes but occasionally we had more complicated snags like engine start failure where a more in depth diagnosis would be required and dirtier hands than usual. An interesting job in truth and the knowledge slowly built into a database inside the brain, to be called on numerous times. Tea breaks were a great source of fun, crew room bridge causing more than one fight was normal, Uckers (a LUDO) derivative was popular, as were card games such as Crash and Brag. Darts and dominoes all played their part in daily life on the squadron. Tea Bar committees were a good thing to get into, this meant a trip to some Cash and Carry and a break from work too. All profits made from sales of crisps and chocolate bars were kept for special occasions such as Squadron parties and the likes. Then there was the night shift, normally at work for 16.30 hrs for a hand over from the day shift. First job as an electrician was to was to make sure all the aircraft flying that evening had external lights that worked and replace/repair as needed, it's amazing how short a time the bulbs lasted, usually down to heavy landings and not sufficient anti-vibration mountings fitted or faulty. After night flying had finished, all the aircraft were towed back to the safety of the hangar and any reported faults rectified. We always had a flight plan and aircraft numbers required for the next days flying, so basically worked till that was met. Knock off time was normally 3-4 in the morning, sometimes earlier, a few occasions we were still working when the day shift arrived, but all to meet the flying plan for the day. That was a summary of a normal shift pattern. We all know that this utopia can't last and true to form station exercises intervened from time to time and shattered what was what I had joined up to do. 1981 Station exercises, oh! joy, back into NBC suits, tin hats, respirators and the thought of not getting home for a few days, some of the tasks given to us ranged from guard duty to shelter marshal and beyond. Airfield installations were part of our remit, although could never figure what we had RAF Regiment personnel for. If you were lucky or were in with the right people, being part of the ORP (Operational Readiness Pan) teams was a good number, basically being a flight line mechanic somewhere the other side of the airfield on a aircraft pan, complete with fuel bowser and driver. The idea was that the squadrons would prepare an aircraft ready for battle, send it up to our little pan on hold awaiting permission to launch, sometimes engines still running and we would be there in case some more paraffin was needed to top up the tanks. "Go" from the Control tower and we marshalled the aircraft a short distance onto the main runway and the thing was into reheat and airborne before you had time to clear the fumes from your throat. Then of course the next aircraft would arrive and go through the same procedure. All rip roaring fun for an aircraftsman. And here we have me doing just that very task, although this was not on exercise, hence no goon gear. As I said earlier, we had to stay on base during these games, accommodation was for the best part either in a room in the hangar on the floor, or if you had a mate on the squadron who was single and had his own room, you could arrange to be on the opposite shift to him and use the hot bed swap method, as you were going off shift your mate would be coming in to work and hand you his keys, so thanks to the two mates who kept me in luxury and comfort during my stay on 5 squadron, namely Ron Morrell and Ian Morrison. I had enjoyed 3 years of being an NCO at Corporal rank, doing the job I loved best, working on aircraft and now due promotion to SNCO and Sgt rank, all exams had been completed and I also got the much needed annual assessments to further my career. Normally the promotion was automatic with the criteria above being met, but the goal posts had been changed yet again, as so often happened as time went along. Now before being promoted, it was compulsory to attend a Management and Infantry type course of a month’s duration, learn to manage and also lead a bunch of troops into battle, just an extension of yet again working with pine poles and puzzles to work out with the extra regiment training of learning marching formation use, weapon husbandry, how to make the best use of a bang stick and maintain same, with radio procedures and other non aircraft tasks. Can you tell I was not the slightest bit interested in this? good guess and you were right. Just as I was contemplating this course, at RAF Hereford, also the home to the SAS, an opportunity came my way in the guise of a free intensive driving course, the line were in need of drivers to tow ground equipment around and the line chief was asking for volunteers to attend and pass their driving tests. Volunteer, a subject that more often than not is not a thing you do, but in this case was going to be an advantage to me personally, no more would I need to use the train or coach to move about between units, it would be a lot easier chucking all my gear in the boot of a car and at my leisure drive to wherever, even RAF Hereford which would be my first move by car, even if it was the Avenger we still had from Germany. So it was I departed by train for RAF St Athan, the RAF driving school being there. I was given single room accommodation of course and excused the PT lessons each day that the junior airmen had to do, cushy number indeed. We all had to pass the highway code exam before being allowed to set foot in a vehicle at all, but this was achieved. Each driving instructor was allocated two trainees, a half day each at the wheel. Two weeks later they suggested that I was ready for my test and set the ball rolling, the test was to be in Cardiff, driving through the multi lane city center as part of it, and no, we did not have the luxury of our own RAF test examiners either, it was the normal test route by government inspectors. Just before I set out on my test, my instructor gave me the nod and wink about what my test inspector was keen on, road junctions were his thing and no way would he pass anyone who failed that aspect. Everything went to plan, and I passed first time, vowing never to drive through the center of Cardiff again. Back to Binbrook, thinking that I would be used as a driver now, wrong, the only driving I did was to drive an MT driver round the airfield to make sure I understood the traffic light system for crossing the airfield and get signed up with an airfield permit. One other occasion when I had to drive a 3 tonner from the line to the Mess for supper one deployment and that was the extent of my RAF driving. But the plan worked, I had a full driving license, no stopping me now. Next move off to RAF Hereford for a month, drove down there in luxury, not having to manhandle bags and cases for the first time was a great feeling, also meant I was not stuck at any unit at weekends, I could drive home now. I won't say much about my time at Hereford, other than I hated every minute of it, playing soldiers in the winter was no fun either, the pine poles seemed to have got heavier from what I remember when doing the same exercises at Swinderby in Sherwood forest. The infantry training was downright boring, although we each had to take a spell as being troop leader during a 36 hour role play scenario, even being issued poncho's to try and keep the rain off. It was so cold and miserable that the Instructors called a 2 hour break to let us try and get our kit dry and also authorised a rum ration and the mess brought a huge tray of hot mince and spuds, speak about being spoiled rotten. The ration packs we were given, were surprisingly good and use of Stoves, Hexamine a must learn subject. Classroom subjects in management were to prove helpful later on, so something good came out of it all. Finally the course debrief and interviews, surprisingly we lost a few candidates early in the course, those that were not willing to put up with the bullshit. Ordeal over and back to RAF Binbrook. Everyone who completed the Hereford course was handed their Sgt's stripes on the last day, and the last evening was party time with our instructors where we had a chance to have our say on the course content. Nice now shiny stripes sewn on to my uniforms and back to the squadron. I knew of course that it was routine procedure on promotion to SNCO that I would not be allowed to stay on the Squadron, for reasons which seem obvious now, too familiar with the lower ranks being one and a new start being the other. However the first priority was being introduced to the Sgt's mess, something I looked forward to. Had a great introduction from not my own squadron WO, he was tied up with work, but from the rival squadron's WO Tex Williams, who did me proud, looked after me and filled my glass as required, so thanks to him for a most enjoyable if not hazy recollection of events. Now a fully fledged member of the elite an interview with the Squadron bosses and what to do with me followed. Luckily for me, Lightning technicians were few and far between, so I was offered the chance to stay at Binbrook and move to the next hangar which was LTF (Lightning Training Flight), here they had more T5 Lightnings as it was a training flight after all, but still had the single seaters. I was given the post of Electrical Trade Manager, with 8 electricians in my charge. This was where my management training came in handy, I was able to arrange shifts, allocate tasks for my crew and also with this managerial post came the task of writing annual assessments for each of my team. I still got my hands dirty though and thoroughly enjoyed the new responsibilities. Along with the promotion and Sgt's Mess facilities allotted, there was a less enjoyable side to promotion, namely Inventory Holder of which I was given the LTF Hangar furnishings inventory for my sins. Just when I thought I had it sussed, another responsibility came my way in the form of SNCO i/c Barrack Block, responsible for monthly block bull night supervision and task allocation and ultimately accountable to the Officer i/c Barrack Block. Only had to charge an airman once in my career and this was it, an airman who's room was inspected the morning after a bull night at which the Officer i/c instructed me to charge the airman. It was an experience, must admit, but the guy got off on a technicality. Life on LTF followed the same pattern as my last position, but was more relaxed and not so many detachments as before. It helped that I knew most folks on the unit, made life easier all round. There is nothing worth writing home about for this 3 years on Lightnings and I started getting the urge to move on to something a bit more modern, when came word got around that the RAF were to replace the ageing Shackleton Fleet with a modern Airborne Early Warning aircraft, namely the proposed Nimrod AEW, this interested me due to the fact that when the Aircraft was commissioned, it would be operating from RAF Waddington which was in Lincolnshire also and that meant not having to move house. I forgot to mention earlier that in 1980 we did buy a brand new house in Louth and moved out of RAF Manby quarters, a semi but with a big garden which was put to good use, greenhouse and all the rest, obligatory shed of course. I digress, application duly submitted for a posting on the new aircraft was accepted and a course arranged at RAF Kinloss which was operating the Nimrod. 1983 Now while enjoying my new found role as Electrical Trade Manager on LTF and the challenges that it entailed, there was still something missing. Detachments that I had come to enjoy while on 5 Squadron out to Akrotiri, now sadly were not part of LTF duties, but a surprise followed that allowed me one more trip to Cyprus and the sun. One of my friends who had been on LTF as a Corporal, Tony Barnes who now promoted to Sergeant and working on 5 Squadron, came and asked me if I would like to take his place on detachment for reasons unknown. The swap was arranged between our respective bosses and so it was I was able to enjoy my last Cyprus detachment from RAF Binbrook. We ran a two shift system and I was Leckie Sgt on one of them, it was good to be back working with lads I already knew and the time passed far too fast with little problems from the aircraft. Then on the last day of flying, the squadron as was usual, planned a ten ship formation flypast, always with the possibility that not all the kites would make it. True to form, 9 kites started and taxied off while one “Alpha Charlie” refused to start and the pilot Dave Carden sadly walked back to the crew room dejected. At this stage of events, I had dismissed my leckie team mates who had hotfooted it up the runway to get some photos, leaving me to try and figure out why no start. However after finding out the malfunction symptoms and checking the inevitable fuse, which was found to OK, this is where knowledge gained over the years kicked in and of course the panel which needed to be removed to check this out, was one of the biggest panels secured by high torque screw (numerous). Panel removed and up the A steps, trained as a contortionist, gained access to a plug I had suspected was the culprit, and low and behold the plug was virtually ready to fall out of its socket. Two or three minutes screwing the thing back in and a quick phone call to get the pilot back down to try a start ensued with haste. All strapped in, a start was attempted and bingo No1 roared into life, followed by the No2, meanwhile the panel we had removed was now being fastened back, engine guys working as fast as they could and the kite was taxiing off to join the others. Outcome was that Alpha Charlie did manage to rendezvous with the others and complete the display. One of the many times job satisfaction was at its highest. Below is a photo of the fix it team doing up the panel and another of the kite taxing off 1984 Prior to me departing on the Nimrod course at RAF Kinloss, a replacement for my post had been drafted in, a newly appointed Sgt just completed his courses and a fresh outlook for him, although he had never worked on Lightnings at this point. Normally anyone posted to Binbrook would have had some Lightning experience. The next few months was handover time and it went well too. Off to Kinloss and the mighty hunter called the Nimrod, RAF Kinloss was very similar to my experience of being at Lossiemouth, both bases situated on the Moray Firth, but Kinloss had the edge, a piper would play his bagpipes each morning at dawn, just to make us feel at home, north of the border. The course would last for four weeks, quite intense, with a one week visit to RAF Woodford where the first two prototypes of the Nimrod AEW were being fitted out with Avionics equipment, and trial run. It was impressive to say the least, such was the enormity of the new power required for this machine, that completely new alternators had to be designed and built, we did get the chance to view the new power being tested on rigs, where all components of the power system could be tested, down to all the new indicators that would eventually adorn the cockpit. With all this newly completed course work under my belt and meeting the other course members who I would eventually be working with on the creation of the new Nimrod AEW squadron at RAF Waddington, we were officially given a "Q" qualification to state that we has passed requirements. Thanks to this photo by Paul Nann, you can see what the AEW looked like before the project was shelved shortly afterwards. The new AEW would be built by Boeing at Seattle instead. Duly returned to LTF at Binbrook and was informed that pending my posting to RAF Waddington and the Nimrod AEW in the near future, I would be posted from LTF due to the new lad taking over. In fact I was moved from LTF to ASF (Aircraft Servicing Flight) as electrician assisting the modification team which was a civvy outfit, doing wing root repairs to extend the fatigue life of the Lightning, this involved disconnecting and connecting electrical items that had to be removed from the aircraft to enable the mods to take place. I was given an airman of the same trade to do the work, and my job to supervise and countersign documentation for the work we did. All in all a boring job with virtually nothing to do mostly, but it was a case of finding stuff to keep us going. Shortly after this move, I was to be informed that the whole Nimrod AEW project was being scrapped and that my future at Waddington was cancelled. Unfortunately for me, the RAF Personnel department were doing a manning exercise and decided that they could not justify me being at Binbrook and came up with a way to make the most of my talents, yes another posting, this time to RAF Sealand somewhere not too far from Chester, at Deeside, this was to be a non squadron posting and the end of my career as I had known it. RAF Sealand or 30MU (Maintenance Unit) was where I was headed, TD&S (Task Development and Support wing). First let me explain, 30MU did electrical and avionic equipment deep strip and rebuilds on just about every piece of equipment used in the RAF, a factory floor environment with 50% RAF and Civvy workers my allocated task was to update and write servicing schedules for the electrical equipment, from Generators to actuators, a mind numbing paperwork exercise, sitting at a desk mostly, typing revised schedules for the shop floor. I could not contain the excitement of leaving behind squadron life for a mundane and to my mind pointless waste of the money and time they had invested in my training as a technician, to suddenly being dumped in this unfamiliar territory. So with heavy heart I set off for RAF Sealand in 1985, my glory days at a fighter squadron over, I had hoped at some stage to be able to return to the life I had been living, and it was this hope that kept me going. On arrival at Sealand, I found out that my post was in fact as a servicing manual rewrite and revision one, basically updating the manuals that were used to service all the shop floor equipment of the electrical kind and that meant sat on my ass for 95% of the day at a desk, armed with sellotape, correction fluid, typewriter, drawing pins, I think you will have got the idea. The wing I was working on was TD&S Wing do you notice how it fits the bill exactly, just read as tedious wing and you have got the idea. I was accommodated in the Sgt's Mess, a room to myself of course and the mess food was very good too. My life was to be 3 and a half years living in that room Monday to Thursday night and a long drive back to Lincolnshire each Friday. I negotiated a deal that if I stayed late one evening and did some work, they would let me leave Friday after lunch, so got a good start to the weekend. My family at this stage had no intention of following me down the Deeside, the kids were getting ready for their GCSE exams at school, and my wife had a job in Louth at the time, so my spell here was destined to be living as a scaly, a term derived from the Scale E that of a married man. I met a guy who as it happened found himself in the same predicament as me and we struck up a good friendship while here. I started trying to dig a tunnel, without success, but a stroke of luck came one day, I got wind of another airman who enquired about getting a lift back to Grimsby at the weekends, he was willing to share the petrol costs, and also it would be a bit of company for me, great arrangement. This guy also worked on the shop floor, so a word to him about getting moved from my desk job seemed to do the trick and I found myself working as a supervisor on the electrical shop floor, not ideal, but better than sitting on my ass being bored. I was involved with electrical linear and rotary actuators, deep strip, rebuild and testing thereof at least a bit of job satisfaction. No point in dragging this post out, it was the same routine for the whole tour and finally managed to apply for my last tour of duty, at the four years left point, so I obviously applied for anywhere in Lincolnshire, I knew Binbrook would have been my choice, but the station was due to close and little chance anyway, so applied for Waddington and Coningsby which at least were in the same county as my family. It was while I was stationed at Sealand that 15 years service had passed by and the RAF decided that I had been a good boy and presented with a medal LS&GC ( Long service and good conduct) It seems you get medals for anything these days, but we had a good day out, the Station Commander presenting the medals. and of course we all had a few sherbet's to celebrate. Just found some interesting items from one of my albums, record of my attendance at yes, a Military Hospital, we did have them back then, now I believe military personnel have to share a hospital with civilians and even then the troops are given grief from the civvies, no respect at all. One incident recently, guys using the hospital, casualties from either Iraq or Afghanistan were verbally abused from some Muslim outpatients, how times have changed, and not for the better either, but suffice to say my stay in this hospital was a happy one and. the treatment second to none 1989 Life at RAF Sealand continued without incident and I had expected that my last tour of duty application would yield a good result especially after being denied my squadron life for the last 4 years. but out of luck yet again it seems and the nearest they could get me to Lincolnshire was Norfolk and the only place in the RAF that I had hoped to escape RAF Swanton Morley the graveyard unit where even more paperwork and all the aircraft servicing forms were collated, add to this the provisioning of aircraft spares and there you have it, the nightmare posting of all time. One concession allowed me was that because I was not granted my choice of last tour, the RAF would pay for my removals and disturbance allowances when I was demobbed. So no pressure, and from the wording of it all, no chance of moving elsewhere, I was well and truly shafted. What a prospect for the end of an exciting career. Before setting off for Norfolk, I had tried my utmost to contact some mates who I knew would like to get back home to the county, but no joy, they were either farther away from Lincolnshire or not interested in swapping. Looking on the bright side if there was such a thing, the life of a single airman was coming to an end, my wife applied for a move from working in Louth Job centre to a transfer to Norwich, and for the last time ever, I applied for a married quarter, the waiting list was small, so it was not a long wait envisaged. Had a great send off from RAF Sealand and although I was glad that I was moving out, it is always the sadness of not seeing your old mates and keeping in touch was always a hard thing to do, speaking from experience that is. But it was a relief not having to travel twice weekly between Lincolnshire and Deeside, the M62 would not figure in my routine any more. Swanton Morley nicknamed "Swanton Mortuary" for those that were lucky enough to avoid, was a sprawling area of grass, dotted with numerous buildings, even had a grass runway for light aircraft, gliders, microlites and the like. A huge acreage to trail round, so huge in fact that the Station Commander decreed that we could walk on the grass, to cut down on mileage. My very last arrivals procedure went well, taking a day to complete, thought if this is my lot, then it will be in my time for a change. It was a very relaxed RAF Unit, most of the inhabitants were Senior NCO's, with just a token of junior ranks stationed here. Now for where I was being sent to work, at General Office, the first bad vibe was that they had not got me marked down as being posted in here, so being pissed off at not even having a post to fill, did ask if they were not expecting me, could I go and wait on another posting coming up, this remark went down like a lead balloon and after a few phone calls I was sent to Initial Provisioning Flight and wandered around till I located the said building. It was as expected an office block with computers, filing cabinets, aircraft spares manuals and all manner of stuff. I was interviewed by my Flight Sergeant who had not been expecting a new posting either. IPF (Initial Provisioning Flight) were responsible for the provisioning of aircraft spares on new aircraft builds for a period of 18 months, the predictions being calculated for each spare part by computer mathematical modelling software, backed up by manufacturers data and reliability figures. Thought to myself, what the hell have I got myself into here. Nice bunch of guys working here though and they had each got their own aircraft type to work with, me, I had nothing and as it turned out, no new aircraft expected in service either. Anyway that would get sorted out later, now it was time to go down the Sgt's Mess and get myself a room for the duration or until I was given a married quarter. Got a lovely room in the annexe, backed up my car and unloaded my gear, this would do for now, very comfortable thanks. Familiarised myself with mess procedure and took a walk to the NAAFI for provisions. Sampled the evening meal which was presentable and retired to my room to unpack and make myself at home. Tomorrow I would find out about the rest of the station and meet my Flight Commander hopefully. IP Flight airmen were nomadic by nature, spending equal amounts of time on unit and visiting other units, MOD in London, manufacturers and many other exciting places. Had a nice quiet evening in front of the TV, reflecting on what I would be getting into at work, but now it was reality and meeting my Flight Commander for his welcome to the unit. During the conversation, I once more enquired why I had been sent here, had I upset the cart/someone, me, never. The rehearsed answer was on the lines of, "you have had a varied career and obviously experience that makes you a prime candidate for Swanton Morley" so that was that, stuck in a job which seemed to me pointless, why couldn't they have recognised my technical skills and posted me to a squadron instead, well enough moaning from me, think you will have got the drift by now. Back into the office now and introduced to the gang, well half of them, the other half were on the road somewhere doing what they had to do, all on rates of course. The idea of getting paid rates was at least appealing, and the prospect of getting out of the office and off the unit also. Easy now my son, walk and run syndrome. What I wanted to know was what am I to be set to work on? it did not take too long to find out, my Flight Sergeant had a project he was working on, Spares provisioning for the E-3D Sentry our new airborne early warning platform, ironic really as the scrapping of the AEW Nimrod was my downfall back in 1985. This new Boeing was being built out at Seattle, USA and my job would be to liaise with the seconded RAF team who were working out there with the Americans (some folks have all the luck it seems)and get all the information required to supply enough spares for this machine for the first 18 months of its life when the first squadron was formed back at RAF Waddington as 8 Squadron (my very first squadron on Shackletons back in 1974-76). The Americans had successfully been operating the E-3 AWACS for a few years themselves, and our variant being built, just had a few different avionic components, but the airframe side of things already had a lot of serviceability history, which made spares provisioning that much easier. Communication was done by email mostly, me sending of queries by day, and getting replies by the following morning. I would like to add a few comments about my career so far, as we all know in peacetime we in the military play at practice wars, scenarios that could happen at any time, all very well and probably necessary to remind us that first of all we are members of the armed forces, and secondly we are tradesmen, the first option often put to one side. During my time at RAF Sealand, we had the Falklands War, albeit a short war due to our superb troops handling of the situation and swift resolve. Many men lost their lives in defence of this outpost island and it's inhabitants, I would like to pay them all tribute. My belief was that this conflict was justified. I was not personally involved in this war, why. will always be a mystery, maybe my age, maybe the fact I had not worked on any of the aircraft employed in this theatre, I just don't know. But my skills at RAF Sealand were utilized as well as all the airmen and civvies working on the shop floor, we worked overtime most days, to produce the serviceable aircraft spares needed to support the ground crews down south. What made me remember about circumstances in the paragraph above was, that now as I sat at my humble desk, typing and emailing away, we had just heard of the upcoming 1st Golf war and the RAF were busy sorting out the personnel that would be required to play their part in this conflict. I was sure that I would be going to this one, having worked on Buccaneers and knowing that they would be deployed. A tense time, wondering if my name would be picked out of the hat, while I played at being a desk pilot. However I was not selected as a player, and put this one down to my age and having been away from Buccaneers since1979. I had all the experience and qualifications of Nuclear/Conventional weapon systems under my belt, that was why I was certain I would be picked, but to no avail. You may think I have been extremely lucky in missing these events, but I'm sure I had played some small part in my own way. I managed after a few months to secure a married quarter on base, my wife successfully transferring from her job in Lincolnshire to Norfolk, my son came along for the ride as he had been made redundant from his job earlier. So we had a nice little 2 bed roomed semi from which to carry on as a family. My own property back in Lincolnshire being let till my discharge from the RAF in 1993. My son actually had a few jobs in Norfolk, before returning to Lincolnshire about a year before I was demobbed, he lived in our own property which was now empty of tenants, and made me damn sure I would never again let out any property of mine, the tenants did not do a good job of keeping the property particularly clean, and the Estate Agent we employed was just a waste of space, with it would appear, no routine inspections. You live and learn I guess. 1990 Meanwhile back to the story, and there was still the constant terrorist threat from the IRA Swanton Morley was always considered a soft target mainly because there was not much of an RAF Regiment presence and the targets although not military equipment but rather all the Central Documents and Servicing records were processed and stored here, so more of an inconvenience if the unit was targeted. Nonetheless we still deployed RAF Police and Airmen on the entrance road to the station in times of heightened alert. Proper fortified bunkers were used with armed guards, SLR (Self Loading Rifles) still being current at that time, and extra live guard training as well as annual weapon certification. To make sure we understood the severity of this undertaking, this little booklet was our bible, along with rules of engagement and various other bits of official certification. Told you there was more bits of paper, don't sound so surprised, I could fill this page with stuff like this, but will spare you. By now I was deeply into spares and learning things that could have served me well in my previous postings, always the same though in my opinion. In the course of my work, I had to contact the procurement managers for my project at MOD Harrogate, a warren of Nissen huts and pre-fab buildings. My first visit had been arranged to visit the establishment, a fellow spares officer would take me up there and introduce me to mysteries of where procurement was played out, so that in future I could be clued up on who to talk to. Learnt a lot about the correct way to arrange such visits, get the right paperwork authorised, collect Rate 1's having pre-booked accommodation prior to setting out. My first visit was all arranged for me and off we set in my friend’s car, arriving in time for lunch at a pub, then meeting all the right people who made me welcome, this was a two day visit, so we both retired to our Bed and Breakfast to unpack our gear. Followed by a night out in Harrogate, eating out and having a few drinks in initially the conservative club (I was not a member) and then several watering holes later, retired for the night. Good family accommodation and a superb full English breakfast in the morning, before completing our business at MOD Harrogate. A brilliant experience and was actually in pocket from my expenses. I would during my years at Swanton Morley, make several trips up here. As well as predicting spares for the E-3D AWACS, I also took on the task of writing a soft consumables manual, necessary because the petrol's, oils, greases, adhesives and the likes were all American products and the UK wanted to use approved MOD equivalents which were in use by the UK Military. This necessitated me having to visit the MOD in London, where along with other officials, we would discuss my findings, and an expert in this field would tell me which products to substitute for the USA products. Normally these visits would be of one day duration and an early start for me, MT transport to Norwich rail station and on to London, returning early evening and picked up by RAF transport and returned to base. Several London visits were for two days duration and I stayed at the Union Jack Club, near Waterloo Station. Managed to retain this receipt for a three night stay, £15 a night, hate to think what they charge these days, but bet it's an arm and a leg in comparison. As I said earlier, the Americans were operating the AWACS airframe in Europe, and had a wealth of computer data available to us, especially on component life, so it transpires somebody thought it would be a good idea to ask the Americans if they would mind us getting copies of the stored data which was relevant to us and our machine. It took a few months of getting permission, but they agreed that if we took out some large reels of data tape, they would copy what we wanted onto them. Straightforward it was not, the yanks used a different computer data system than the British, now there's a surprise. We had to involve a member of the Small Systems Computer team to ensure that we would be able to use the data being copied. A team of three, me and another spares forecaster a Computer whizz kid all authorized to make a 3 day, 2 night visit to a NATO air base at Geilenkirchen in Germany. Tickets to be collected on arrival at London Heathrow. Armed with the newly issued NATO travel order, we set off for London by train, from Norwich Rail station, leaving plenty of time to get a beer before the flight. Arrived at LHR and went to the British Airways booking kiosk and were informed that the flight we had been booked on, was actually overbooked and they had arranged for us to fly Club Class with Lufthansa instead, first and only time I ever travelled luxury with the Forces. Which was swapped for this one Accommodation in Geilenkirchen had been pre-booked for us and very nice it was too, a lovely little hotel a friendly atmosphere and a nice bar which was well attended in the evenings. RAF Personnel stationed here, working on the AWACS, would collect us from the hotel after breakfast, and drop us back after work, a very good arrangement indeed. A most enjoyable little trip, we came away from here with enough data to last a lifetime. Sampled some nice German beer at lunchtimes too 1991 By now progress had been made regards my little AWACS projects and several trips to St Giles Court, MOD, London followed, where the team got together and reported progress or otherwise. My work on the Soft Consumables catalogue had reached its completion and I was thanked by all the top brass, for a good job. The UK RAF team from Seattle attended a few of these meetings, so was always a good time to catch up with how the new aircraft was progressing. I was fortunate that I knew one of the guys working on this team, he would bring over some one off posters and photographs that Boeing had printed, which took pride of place back in our office at Swanton Morley. I still have several 10 x 8 glossy prints of the original aircraft livery scheme and a large artistic illustration of what they had envisaged when the aircraft came into service. Things back at Waddington were gearing up for the arrival of the first new machines from Seattle, all the support bays for avionics. electrical and engines were being finalized. A few visits to Waddington were required, to pass on information that was of help during this time, also volunteered to help out in the electrical bay, setting up test bays for new equipment, all in the hope that I might actually get a posting here, but with only two years left now, just a dream. It was somewhere around this time that our married quarter was getting refurbished, a first in 20 years that involved us as a family, double glazing of the UPVC type, fitted carpets instead of squares, a complete revamp in fact. Took about two weeks to complete, but what a difference it made. My wife had settled well into her Norwich job Center job by now, and my son was still living with us. Social life was good here, even took in a Mediaeval banquet at a local priory. The Sgt's mess had several good functions which we attended, Burns night and several others. 1992 saw one of my mates from work, retire, he had been responsible for provisioning spares for the Lynx, Gazelle and Puma helicopters during his stint at Swanton, so now he was on his way, I was asked to take over his helicopter workload, with a good few months handover. Followed him around his haunts, MOD Harrogate where I met the procurement Officer for these machines spares. Once a month we had to attend Westland’s helicopters meetings in Yeovil, Somerset, staying in B&B at nearby West Coker. a lovely accommodation with a brilliant landlady and the best full English breakfasts I can recall. I would arrange to meet the Harrogate Officer at Paddington Rail Station and the both of us would travel down to Somerset, all on rate 1's of course. £13.50 a night B&B and the rest for night time pub visits, a lovely time was had by us both. The Helicopter team at Westland's. Yeovil, Somerset. Me 3rd from the left and my mate Al extreme right. The applecart was about to be upset regards this arrangement though, and typical of the MOD and saving money on all the wrong things, it was decided that as there was a military base nearby at RNAS Yeovilton, I should use this as accommodation for future Westland's visits, no more rate 1's. Well I had to go and try this arrangement out and see if it posed any problems. Arrived for one such meeting and booked myself into RNAS Yeovilton, only to find out that as I was just a mere Sgt, and the equivalent naval rank was Petty Officer, that is where I was billeted, a basic rating block, even having to collect my own bedding on the way. If I had been a Chief Tech then I would have been afforded the equivalent of Sgts Mess accommodation. On my return to Swanton Morley, I requested a word with my flight Commander and handed him a neatly typed account of my experience at Yeovilton, explaining that as I was a Sgt and entitled to appropriate accommodation, i.e. Sgts Mess. and felt this was not good enough, and requested that any future visits to Westland's was as before, B&B. Low and behold I managed to win that argument and the status quo was reinstated. My mate Al might have had some input on this decision, but never did find out. Both the Helicopters and AWACS projects were to see my time out in the RAF, not a posting I would have chosen for myself, but nonetheless reasonably enjoyable, and I certainly learnt a hell of a lot about provisioning and gained a lot of friends in the process. My last year or so, saw me being deployed as a Guard Commander, station duty with work on the gate alongside the RAF Police, armed guard duty at this time of heightened security alert from the IRA, routine load and unload of live rounds was second nature back then. Also was employed for a week at RAF Ely Hospital in Cambridgeshire, responsible for a team of guards on the hospital gate, excellent mess there, with personal menu's filled in each day, memorable for lots of reasons. But now in 1992 it was time to think, resettlement and what courses could I make use of for demob and back to Civvy Street. There were lots of seminars I attended, mainly down London, but it seemed if you did not want to be a security guard or work for BAE in Saudi, then the choice was very limited. Not only that, but in these days, there were no RAF certificates that equated to anything outside at all, not even NVQ's, so nothing there for me. In the end I made the decision to continue my computer skills gained at work, by attending a month’s course in Essex, where I gained lots of City& Guilds qualifications for my efforts, stayed down Essex at a B&B which I had a hard time convincing my Education Officer was the only course of its type available, but got her signature on the paperwork in the end. Earlier during my time at Swanton Morley, I got myself signed up for a year’s day release at Norwich City College, doing Technical Authorship, and Technical Writing, a brilliant course with practical work as well, really enjoyed the course and came out with another bunch of City and Guilds certificates. Completed this course in July 1991, a good experience being educated at a non military establishment was novel, and break from pounding a desk for one day a week. The students Union bar was also good value. Still had no idea what I really wanted to do when I was demobbed. Now it was time to find out all about monetary matters, what to do with my pension and gratuity, the accounts department worked it all out for me, and the matter was discussed with my wife before making any decision to which direction we would take. My full military pension was not actually payable till age 55, and I was being released at age 48, so 7 years to wait for that full pension. I won't go into detail here, but we chose the best package available at the time. Now to think about 10th January 1993, my last day in the RAF, bearing in mind my wife had a job down here in Norwich, and would have to apply for yet another transfer back to Lincolnshire, my son was in the process of moving back to Lincolnshire as he had just got himself a job back home, so he moved into our own house back in Louth, and my wife started looking for accommodation, somewhere nearer Norwich, till a transfer to Lincolnshire was available. This turned out to be a few years before a suitable transfer came her way. Looking at my chuff chart at work, the days were flying by now and putting my house in order was the order of play. Handed all my work projects over to the guy who was to be my replacement and made sure he had all the introductions to the right folks. Managed to fit in a few weeks leave to sort things out back in Louth and ask around about what type of jobs were available to me, the answer was not a lot to be honest, fine if you were into caring, or a farm worker, but techie wise, nothing apparent. The final round up and my final piss up was held in the Rugby Club at Swanton, a few mates attended, but due to the nature of the work, half of them were on the road somewhere, got presented with a enormous crystal brandy glass, engraved with the dates I was in the mob, a glass that still survives today. Job done, work finished and a month’s resettlement leave to play with, lots to do, my mind was in a somewhat confused state by now, this is the final act and I felt utterly depressed for the first time in my life, not knowing what the future would hold, out of my comfort zone after 22 years of ordered confusion and still years of work left till retirement. The final part of the play, saw me having an interview with my Station Commander, this was compulsory and where he got to say his thank you to me for all my sterling work over the years, a handshake and presentation of my 22 years in a blue plastic A5 booklet that was very concise to say the least. Last but not least my final visit to SHQ to collect all my paperwork and discharge documents and the final insult if not realisation that I was actually very near to being a mister, they took my ID Card, Form 1250 from me and issued me with a Station temporary pass, required as I still had my married quarter to hand over. 1993 By now my wife had moved into a flat in Norwich and my son ensconced in my house back in Louth. I was busy preparing our married quarter for hand over and arranging for our household effects to be moved back home, boxes to pack, appliances disconnected and loaded on to the removal van and gone. One more night in this now empty quarter faced me after all the cleaning of what was left, my wife had come back from Norwich to help out with this chore, and was extremely grateful for it too. Early rise, Barrack Warden on the doorstep along with the families officer, took approximately half an hour and that was it now, no house key, only armed with my temporary pass, I sat in my fully laden car, cleaning materials from the night before and after what seemed like an eternity, started the engine and departed RAF Swanton Morley with sad heart and a feeling of being lost, watched in my rear view the Station Gates diminish till they were no longer visible. Hello Mr Evans and goodbye RAF, 22 years of my life gone just like that, so swiftly it was unreal and continued to play on my mind for months after. So cold and clinical an end to a career. Would I do it all over again, yes I would, thoroughly enjoyed the rough with the smooth and gained such a lot in many ways. I still keep in touch with anything Lightning and was so glad to have had the opportunity to work with the finest bunch of people at RAF Binbrook, which was my favourite station. I am still in touch with a few guys from these heady days back in 79-85, each one has much the same memories and fondness for the Lightning. As it is now, I have had full employment since leaving the RAF and retired from work December 2009. I still have my memories of the good old days, and reasonable health thankfully. My interest in Lightnings still continues with regular visits to Bruntingthorpe Airfield in Leicester where the Lightning Preservation Group have a Q Shed and 2 Lightnings which still do fast taxi runs throughout the year. Hope you found this account a worthwhile read and would appreciate and email to let me know your views. Kind Regards David