how do you mend a broken heart?
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how do you mend a broken heart?
FREE PUBLIC NEWS VOL 1, ED 2 l FEBRUARY 13 - 26, 2014 www.publicnewsonline.com THE NEWS, ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT NEWSPAPER OF MONTGOMERY COUNTY, NORTH HARRIS COUNTY & HUNTSVILLE HOW DO YOU MEND A BROKEN HEART? GUYS: TIPS TO KEEP YOU FREE OF THE DOG HOUSE LADIES & GENTLEMEN, THE BEATLES! FIFTY YEARS SINCE THE BEATLES INVADED AMERICA Y.O.L.O. (YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE) TANDOORY TACO TAGS NORTH SPRING WITH NEW EXPERIENCE THEATRE FILM MUSIC DINING ART HUMOR POP CULTURE PUBLIC NEWS READERS CHOICE AWARDS CREATIVITY EXCELLENCE PROFESSIONALISM PASSION CONTENTS FEBRUARY 13 - 26, 2014 | PUBLIC NEWS | VOL 1, ED 2 NEWS: 3 NEWS BRIEFS 5 EVENT CALENDAR 7 COVER STORY HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HEART? HOW GUYS CAN BE DOGHOUSE FREE COLUMNS: 3 LETTER RIP 6 TO THE REPUBLIC 10 OUTSIDE THE BOX ENTERTAINMENT: 8 THE ARTS 8 PUBLIC NOISE 10 MUSIC REVIEW THE BEATLES 50th 11 DINING GUIDE 12 DINNER & A MOVIE 13 SAUCEPAN Y.O.L.O. TANDOORY TACO & MORE 14 BIZARRE NEWS 14 THE CARL EFFECT 15 BECAUSE WE’RE GUYS ROOM FOR NOTES: NOMINATIONS FOR THE BALLOT BEGIN FEBRUARY 22nd www.publicnewsonline.com PUBLIC NEWS WE LOOK FORWARD TO GROWING WITH YOU, MONTGOMERY COUNTY! LETTER RIP NEWS BRIEFS Football Naming Rights and Remembering David I know that the sport is about as close to a Texas tradition that you can get, but I am so glad that football is finished for the year. I mean, come on, football in February is nonsense. It’s one reason I prefer the college game over the pros. The college game is pretty much done by Thanksgiving, or at the least the first week of December, not counting the bowl games. Even that endearing quality to the college version is in danger of a playoff. If teams want to have a playoff, they should quit playing in the Football Bowl Subdivision and join those playing in the already existing Football Championship Subdivision. I for one would work hard to preserve the tradition and integrity of the college football bowls. Naming rights to Ken Petty college bowls have gone overboard as well. The Pillsbury Doughboy Dunkin’ Donuts ProFlowers FedEx Bowl is coming soon. I can feel it! I’m thinking that if naming rights are so important, the companies should align themselves with existing bowls that make sense. ProFlowers Rose Bowl, Imperial Sugar Bowl, Wrangler Jeans Cotton Bowl, Pappadeaux’s Gator Bowl and perhaps Doritos Fiesta Bowl would all be a natural fit to their naming rights sponsor. THEN THERE IS THE SUPER BOWL The untouched and sadly appropriate venue for naming rights would be professional football’s Super Bowl. But with 30 second commercials running up to $4 million dollars a piece, the only possible Super Bowl naming rights candidates would most likely be between Sir Richard Branson, Warren Buffet or the US Treasury as backed by the People’s Republic of China. Somehow the Virgin Super Bowl doesn’t quite fit the tough-character romance of the event. Sorry Richard. REMEMBERING DAVID It’s been thirty years since we lost David, also famously known as “The Bubble Boy.” David Wetter lived his life inside a sterile plastic bubble because he was a prominent sufferer of severe combined immunodeficiency (SCID), a hereditary disease which dramatically weakens the immune system. David would have been 43 years old this year. OVER 600 LOCATIONS SERVED The week that the Public News was printed, I spent taking copies to almost every center of business I could think of in Conroe, Woodlands, Shenandoah, as well as Spring and North Spring. Over 600 places of employment got New Memories Created at the Mitchell Pavilion’s Prom Night “Feels Like the First Time” Gala copies for everyone. Major foot traffic areas got a small stack to pass to their patrons. The response to the paper was overwhelmingly positive. The website stats showed that 2,234 copies of the digital version of the Public News were downloaded. That’s really good for a paper that only had a three month running start. I have to give credit to all the folks on Facebook and in my inner circle, who took the news to their inner circle and so on and so on. Thank you. It was because of your belief in this project, that inspired me to work as hard as I did to make it happen. On we go. SOME WILL, SOME WON’T, SO WHAT Here is a little mantra of mine. I can’t remember where I came across it as it wasn’t original. But when it comes to businesses that I approach about working together with the Public News to help build up commerce in the “Land Of Sam”, some just don’t get it. Some really do and want to jump on board right away. I don’t let it bother me. The reason is simple. I know that my readers will let me know they like the paper, and let my advertisers know that they will support them because they support us. PUBLIC NEWS Public News is a news, arts and entertainment newspaper published every other week on Thursday and is distributed to over 400 locations in Montgomery County, North Harris County and Huntsville We welcome community news, press releases, and article ideas; sent by mail or email. Deadline for calendar items and advertising is the Friday prior to our Thursday publication date. Public News may be picked up at our advertisers, major business centers, restaurants, hotels and other sites. Contents of Public News are the sole property of Public News Co. and are protected under copyright. No portion may be reproduced in whole or in part without the written permission of the publisher. Editorial Chairman: Ken Petty Contributing Writers: Becky Boone, Krista Carl, Jeff Daiell, Susan Love Fitts, Heather Jackson, Tom Liskey, Scott Mandeville, Carl Palmgren, Bart Pearston, Ken Petty, Teri Rockwell, Santiago San Miguel Photography: Clayton Bownds, Ken Petty Graphics/Layout: Ken Petty Advertising Sales: Ken Petty Distribution: Ken Petty Intern: Eric Clapton (we wish) Contact Us: Phone: 832-617-0056 / 281-714-0214 Website: www.publicnewsonline.com Email: [email protected] 832-617-0056 / 281-714-0214 © 2014 Public News, all rights reserved. Prom Night attendees got the chance to relive or redo their prom at The Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion’s Prom Night Gala held Feb. 8, 2014. Money raised from the event benefits The Pavilion’s performing arts events, educational outreach programs and Pavilion Partners Fine Arts Scholarships. (Pictured left to right, front row are Suzie Shipley, Nicole Murphy, Jana Graham, Alison Henderson and Missy Herndon. Pictured left to right, back row are: Jeff Shipley, Will Murphy, Jeff Graham, Rich Henderson and Wayne Herndon). THE WOODLANDS, TX — Guests had The gala also featured many extraordinary the chance to relive or redo their prom at The live auction items. More than $208,000 was Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion’s Prom Night raised from the auction that included a concert “Feels Like the First Time” gala held Feb. 8, backstage experience, autographed guitars, 2014, at Competitive Edge Sports. The event a one-of-a-kind dinner and wine package, raised more than $425,000 making this the exclusive sports package, meet & greet with most successful gala ever. These funds benefit Foreigner and more. The Pavilion’s performing arts events, educaOne of the highlights of the evening was a tional outreach programs and for the first time drawing to determine the winner of a 1.5 carat ever The Pavilion diamond and custom Partners Fine Arts design, Foreigner Scholarship Fund. guitar More Than $425,000 was raised autographed Guests were and Meet & Greet and encouraged to dress for The Pavilion’s Performing L’Auberge Casino Refrom their favorite packages. Steve Arts, Educational Outreach and sort prom era or wear Nance, Pavilion board their dream prom member won the Fine Arts Scholarships attire. The Pavilion diamond and Patricia honored, George Brown with Woodforand Dianne Lindahl III, at the gala as the “King est National Bank won the Foreigner Meet & and Queen” of the prom. George is a former Greet. board member having served on the board Prom Night gala featured the legendary for six years and has given to The Pavilion in British-American rock band, Foreigner. With numerous ways. He was the first to purchase a ten multi-platinum albums and 16 Top 30 $100,000 “Juke Box Hero” table. hits, Foreigner is universally hailed as one of “Prom Night was one of the best events we the most popular rock acts in the world with have ever had and one of the most successful a formidable musical arsenal that continues galas raising money for our arts and education to propel sold-out tours and album sales. events as well as our fine arts scholarships,” Responsible for some of rock and roll’s most said Jerry MacDonald, president and CEO of enduring anthems including “Juke Box Hero,” The Pavilion. “This event solidifies the longev- “Feels Like The First Time,” “Urgent,” “Head ity of our fine arts and scholarship funding for Games,” “Cold as Ice,” “Hot Blooded,” and the many years into the future. This success makes worldwide No. 1 hit, “I Want To Know What a strong statement about the support the arts Love Is,” Foreigner continues to rock the charts have in our community.” more than 30 years into the game. NEWS BRIEFS 12th Annual Spring Home & Garden Show Set For The Woodlands, March 8th & 9th 4 | FEBRUARY 13 - 26, 2014 | PUBLIC NEWS THE WOODLANDS, TX the show, you will see examples of – Ready to add some updates their creations of serene and tranquil to your living space? Need outdoor living environments through some inspiration for your fountains, pools and waterfalls. home? Discover new home StewartLandDesigns.com. products and resources that Buddy Lee is a nationally known will increase the value and plant breeder and horticulturist who livability of both your indoor crossbred traditional spring-bloomand outdoor environments ing azaleas with summer-blooming at the 12th Annual Spring azaleas to invent the Encore Azaleas, Home & Garden Show in the only patented brand of azaleas The Woodlands. to bloom through spring, summer If you’ve attended the and fall. Come to the show to learn Spring Home & Garden more about this amazing plant. Shows previously, you’ll be EncoreAzalea.com. excited to know what’s new Also new to the Spring Home & at the 2014 event, set for Garden Show this year is Cyclers Saturday and Sunday, March Brewing Craft Beer. Clay Wicker 8 and 9 at The Woodlands has created craft beers distributed Waterway Marriott at 1601 through Houston’s Silver Eagle Lake Robbins Drive in The Distributors and brewed just north of Woodlands. Montgomery. Although the brewery Exciting new vendors is not open to the public, Spring in 2014 include Wimberley Home & Garden Show attendees Glassworks, Stewart Land can enjoy samples of some local Designs, Buddy Lee “Encore Tim deJong, owner of Wimberley Glassworks, is shown here at work in his favorites from noon to 4 p.m. on Azalea”,Cyclers Brewing both days. studio in the Texas Hill Country Craft Beer Tasting Tent and Patio1, a name known throughout Patio1 the greater Houston area for their Southwest. WGW.com. Wimberley Glassworks has been creating patio selections designed and finished to client Outdoor living spaces offer many options hand-blown glass lighting and art pieces in San specifications, will make their Spring Home & for entertaining family and friends, or growing Garden Show debut this year. Its furniture, acMarcos, Texas, for over 20 years. They will business relations. Stewart Land Designs offers cessories and cushions are “made for life” and be a featured exhibitor showcasing many of a turnkey service from initial consultation and the hand-blown interior and exterior lighting, can be customized by choice of fabric color for design to implementation and development which will help homeowners “to see things in cushions or material -- teak, cast aluminum, a different light.” Owner Tim deJong relocated with the help of a professional staff of degreed wicker, or wrought iron. Whether your taste horticulturists and landscape designers. This to the Hill Country from Canada in 1991 and leans toward traditional, contemporary, casual, team of talented professionals can create has grown Wimberley Glassworks into the or rustic -- there is something for you at Patio1. premier art glass and custom light studio in the unique and functional designs using your natu- Patio1.com. ral environment to create aesthetic appeal. At Grogan’s Mill Farmers Market will be back by popular demand. All Market vendors are local and offer sustainably and organically grown grass-fed beef, farm-fresh eggs, locally roasted coffee, local honey, breads and pastries, prepared tamales, Indian cuisine and Mediterranean food, bath products, orchids, olives, jellies, sauces and sweets. With plenty of variety, there will be something for everyone! Not to be missed at the show, is the everpopular The Dining Diva Molly Fowler! Live on the Whirlpool Cooking Stage, The Dining Diva will demonstrate fun and unique recipes using the latest products and designs by Whirlpool Corp. Families will be wowed with easy and entertaining recipes such as West Texas Chili, Mediterranean Rice Salad Go Texan and Blue Magnolia Bread Pudding Mix. To preview The Dining Diva, visit thediningdiva. com. Hours for the 12th Annual Home & Garden Show in The Woodlands are Saturday 9:00 a.m. - 7:00 p.m. and Sunday 10:00 a.m. - 6:00 p.m. Tickets are priced at $9 for adults and $8 for seniors. Children 12 and under are free. Free covered parking is available in the parking garage behind the convention center next to the Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion on Six Pines and Lake Robbins. After parking, take the pedestrian skywalk connector to the 4th floor of the garage that will lead you to the hotel/convention center. Follow the signs that will direct you to take the escalator down to the lobby and the show entrance. For more information about the show, a downloadable show-admission discount coupon and special exhibitor offers, call 832-2743944 or visit WoodlandsShows.com. LSC-Montgomery Drama Department Showcases Student Talent in Student-Produced Workshop Texas Christian Film Festival Opens This Week CONROE, TX – The Lone Star CollegeMontgomery drama department and Delta Psi Omega, National Theatre Honor Society, are kick-starting the spring semester with the Actors Workshop, playing February 20-22 at 7 p.m. in the Black Box Theatre (D204) in Building D. The Actors Workshop will feature a variety of scenes and monologues that are student produced, and two short plays from All in the Timing, which is a collection of plays by American playwright David Ives. The two plays will be Sure Thing and The Philadelphia. The production will also feature four students who are featured Irene Ryan Acting Award finalists competing in the upcoming Kennedy Center American College Theater Region VI Festival in Shreveport, LA. Those field questions of how their faith impacted the HOUSTON,TX – Houston’s Bethany Christian Church hosts the second annual Texas production. The Schedule for the Free Films Christian Film Festival February 13th through Thursday February 13, 2014 16th, 2014. 6:30 pm “It’s Not About Me.” “We are pleasantly surprised at the numbers 7:30 pm “Linsanity” the Jeremy of registrations for our films this year,” says Lin Story co-chair of the event, Ken Bailey. One of the Friday Valentine’s Day February 14 films that was a special late entry agreed upon 6:00 pm “The Book of Daniel” by the festival committee is “Pilgrim’s Prog8:00 pm “I’m in Love with a ress 2”. This work of talented, dedicated young Church Girl” filmmakers from The Woodlands still has seats Saturday February 15 available for our Saturday February 15th show11:00 am “Pilgrim’s Progress 2” ing at 11am.” 1:00 pm “Family Blockbuster For many of the films scheduled below the Film” (title cannot be filmmakers will be in attendance to talk about revealed) the challenges and victories in getting their 4:00 pm “Adrift” film made. Many will also briefly discuss and featured theatre students are Sarah Saflin (sophomore), Mackenzie Haffey (sophomore), Kat Newman (sophomore), and Alex Allen (sophomore). “This workshop is a place where the audience is invited to see our students showcase their work,” said Tim Campbell, associate professor of drama. “The short plays are performed by students who are relatively new to our program and the scene work is what the Irene Ryan finalists will use asscholarship audition pieces.” The short play, Sure Thing, takes place in a café where two strangers meet for the first time. Through a series of exchanges back and see WORKSHOP on page 6 FreeTickets for Most Films are approaching “Sold Out” EVENT CALENDAR LIVE THEATER FRI & SAT, FEBRUARY 14 & 15 Nunsense II - The Second Coming (Musical) 8 p.m. Showtimes The Owen Theatre 225 Metcalf Street Conroe, TX 77301 The show takes place six weeks after the sisters have staged their first benefit. The sisters are back presenting a “thank-you” show for all the people who supported them in the past. But now, they’re a bit slicker, having been “bitten by the theater bug.” Things get to off to a rousing start as the sisters sing Nunsense, the Magic Word, but before long. chaos erupts. Two Franciscans come to claim Sister Mary Amnesia (who has won the Publishers? Clearing House Sweepstakes) as one of their own. At the same time the nuns hear that a talent scout is in the audience to see them strut their stuff. From the riotous bingo game run by Sister Amnesia to the hilarious duet, What Would Elvis Do?, to the rousing finale, There’s Only One Way to End Your Prayers and That’s to Say Amen!, this show will have you rolling in the aisles! Tickets range from $10-20 936-539-4090 http://owentheatre.com Joe Viser The Players Theatre Company FRI & SAT, FEBRUARY 14 & 15 FRI & SAT, FEBRUARY 21 & 22 SUN, FEBRUARY 23 FRI & SAT, FEBRUARY 28 & MARCH 1 SUN, MARCH 2 Anything Goes 8 pm (Sunday 2pm) Crighton Theatre 234 N. Main St. Conroe, TX 77301 Anything Goes is set aboard the ocean liner S. S. American, where nightclub singer/evangelist Reno Sweeney is en route from New York to England. Her pal Billy Crocker has stowed away to be near his love, Hope Harcourt, but the problem is Hope is engaged to the wealthy Lord Evelyn Oakleigh. Joining this love triangle on board the luxury liner are Public Enemy #13, Moonface Martin and his sidekick-in- crime Erma. With the help of some elaborate disguises, tap-dancing sailors and good old-fashioned blackmail, Reno and Martin join forces to help Billy in his quest to win Hope’s heart. Anything Goes is a shining example of classic musical theater, complete with amazing tap numbers, campy jokes, unlikely happy endings and eminently hummable songs like “De-Lovely,” “I Get a Kick Out Of You” and “Anything Goes,” courtesy of the unforgettable score by Cole Porter. Tickets Range $15-20 936-441-7469 [email protected] http://www.stage-right.org http://www.conroeartleague.com OTHER EVENTS SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 15 Boogie on the Blacktop and Chili Cook-off 2:00 PM - 10:00 PM 101 S. Main Street Conroe, TX 77301 Street dance and chili cook off with live music entertainment - Roger Creager plus the .07 Blues Band SAT & SUN, FEBRUARY 15 & 16 Gypsy Wagon Market Sat: 10 am - 5 pm Sun: 11 am - 5 pm Lone Star Convention Center 9055 Airport Rd. Conroe, TX 77303 Arts & crafts market 713-865-6768 [email protected] http://www.gypsywagonmarket.com Pressler, Inc. SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 16 Southwest Wedding Show 11 am - 5 pm Lone Star Convention Center 9055 Airport Rd. Conroe, TX 77303 With many exhibitors, it’s sure to be the one stop shop for all of your wedding needs! 713-253-2863 [email protected] http://www.southwestweddingshow.com 19782 Interstate 45, Spring, Texas 77373 (across from Spring High School) (281) 355-6314 2121 FM 2920 SPRING, TX 77388 888-515-2525 GoldWiser.com Faith Bible Church hosts Valentine’s Eve Event THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 13 Valentines Eve Dessert & A Movie Faith Bible Church 5505 Research Forest Dr, Spring, TX 77381 7pm - 9:30pm First Love, produced by Reflective Life Ministries, is a modern day story based on the life of Peter. Joe is a natural leader who is impulsive and passionate, but he needs a heart transformation in order to follow a higher calling. As he struggles to decide between ambition and humility, his marriage SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 22 Go Texan Parade 1:00 PM Go Texan Parade heralds the start of rodeo season and celebrates the spirit of Texas 936-756-6644 [email protected] SAT & SUN, FEBRUARY 22 - 23 Lone Star Throwdown 2014 8 am - 5 pm Montgomery Co. Fairgrounds 9333 Airport Rd. Conroe, TX 77303 Custom Car, Truck & Bike Show http://www.lonestarthrowdown.com Lone Star Throwdown, LLC to Catherine and his career hang in the balance. Catherine must come to grips with the reality of her past to find healing for present relationships. Teenagers, Michael and Emily, are working through their faith and a budding friendship, while Emily’s sister, Sarah, covers them all with faithful prayer. Throughout the film, Anthony Vero and his Aunt Rosa guide and instruct with God’s truth, hoping eternal work will be accomplished as Joe returns to his first love. There is no cost to attend this event. (936) 321-5505 SAT & SUN, FEBRUARY 22 - 23 Gun Show Sat: 9 am - 5 pm; Sun: 10 am - 4 pm Lone Star Convention Center 9055 Airport Rd. Conroe, TX 77303 Bring your gun and trade for the gun you’ve always wanted, and see the hundreds of displays of New and Old Guns, Ammo, Gun Parts, Books, Knives, Knife Sharpening, Coins, Camouflage and Related Items at Discount Prices. Adults: $8.00, Children 12 & under: Free 281-331-5969 http://www.texasgunshows.com HC Gun & Knife Shows, Inc. See EVENTS on page 6 PUBLIC NEWS | FEBRUARY 13 - 26, 2014 | 5 Tanning, Nutrition, Health & Beauty Actor Ulises Laramonde, performs the lead role of Joe in the award-winning film ‘First Love’ TO THE REPUBLIC “All politics are local” Thomas “Tip” O’Neill Former Speaker of the House 1982 6 | FEBRUARY 13 - 26, 2014 | PUBLIC NEWS A quote that seemed a paradox to me originally since in all my schooling seemed to only focus on national politics. Even nationally, 90% of Americans didn’t watch the State Of The Union (SOTU) address last month (less than 1/3rd of the Super Bowl XLVIII viewers) Our federal laws do affect us and warrant attention, in our Constitutional Republic, but we must ask ourselves, “Where is the attention to local politics?” Is there a more central component to “providing for the general welfare” than our safety locally? I have come to dread the end of January as I receive W-2’s and property appraisals which notify me of double digit Bart Pearston tax increases the last 4 years straight. Imagine Harris County threatening the Appraisal Districts for being too lenient with protests to appraisals! I know we need more funds to provide the enormous social services agencies we have, but what happened to our priorities regarding safety? Now, maybe it’s just me, but when Harris and Montgomery Counties record double digit population and revenue increases from inflation spurred sales and property taxes, wouldn’t you expect that the money to correlate to expanded services? I ask myself this and think, “Is it just me, or is this what others think?” Some of you may recognize my picture as the guy who was going door-to-door recently surveying residents in my subdivision, Old Town Spring, Market Square, and The Woodlands. The majority of those I surveyed expressed dissatisfaction with slow and dangerous construction in The Woodlands and lack of sufficient police protection in Spring. Maybe I will print the actual figures in a future article, but this hits home for me personal since I have had three harrowing (life threatening) experiences the past two months. After a “party” two houses behind me got so out of control after a Spring H.S. dance that 8 to 10 shots were fired. I had my wife call the Harris County Sherriff’s office and went down to see if anyone was hurt, only be threatened by underage students who had been drinking and smoking drugs. No arrests were ever made (or even tickets for underage curfew violations) and (Gomer Pyle voice) Surprise, Surprise, Surprise, there were three fatal “party” shootings the following Saturday in other parts of the county. Perpetrators went uncaught in most of them. Southern Montgomery County residents have their own tales to tell from watching the local news but I am just recounting my own experiences. The day after Christmas, one of the numerous multi-car accidents on I-45 Southbound @ the county line, caused the traffic lights to be out @ the FM2920 underpass. I was T-boned by a speeding SUV. Neither of us could see the unlit LED green lights and cars were blocking the view because of the backups. There were no red flashing lights, no police controlling an obviously dangerous situation and I ended up in an ambulance going to Northwest Memorial from WORKSHOP from EVENTS forth, during which a bell sounds whenever the wrong thing is said, the love story begins to develop between the two strangers. The cast includes Sam Daigle and Bridgette Mendoza. In The Philadelphia, a man is informed by his friend that his frustratingly unlucky day is the result of his ensnarement in an anomalous pocket of reality called a “Philadelphia,” in which he will only be fulfilled by asking for the opposite of what he wants. The cast includes Saxon Rhoad, R.J. Dennis, and Amy Granbery. “While students receive some faculty guidance in this process, much of the work is generated by the students themselves,” said Campbell. “It’s an opportunity for them to stretch their artistic legs and mount some material on their own. Some of our department’s most interesting work comes out of the Actors Workshop.” FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 28 Ducks Unlt.’d. San Jacinto River Banquet 6 pm - 10 pm Montgomery Co. Fairgrounds 9333 Airport Rd. Conroe, TX 77303 Come enjoy great food, good times with friends, and support the greatest conservation organization there is, Ducks Unlimited. 936-537-1561 http://www.ducks.org SEND YOUR EVENT LISTINGS TO [email protected] AND YOUR PRESS RELEASES TO [email protected] SATURDAY, MARCH 1 CAL Spring Judged Show 2:00pm - 6:00pm 1st Baptist Church of Conroe 600 N. Main St. Conroe, TX 77301 CAL’s LSAG judged Spring show date has changed to March 1st, same venue 1st Baptist Church of Conroe. All entries will be made online. This worked well at the Fall show and we can hope for an even smoother registration and show. MON-FRI, MARCH 3 - 7 Gina Strumpf Workshop 8:30am - 4:00pm Conroe Art Gallery 127 Simonton Conroe, TX 77301 Hospital. Even with auto and health insurance, this cost me thousands of dollars. As I recovered from my injuries (broken bone in left leg, head injuries, and missed work), I decided to limp around and see if this is a shared perception of deficient services in the area. I am still awaiting the police report I requested a month ago. It’s no secret that this area is trying to keep up with explosive growth, but one must wonder if there has been adequate proactive steps taken by our local governmental agencies. I could go on and on about living in Spring ISD and the continued drop in security and achievement here, but until more residents become involved locally, I fear that our common belief in lowered services while being charged spiraling taxes will only exacerbate. Quality of life shouldn’t be decreasing when government revenues are increasing locally. We are still a republic (which means we have elected representatives who make these decisions). With primaries coming up soon, candidates for these positions (especially incumbents) should be addressing these concerns. It is up to us, you know “The People”, to sound the clarion bell if it is to change. As we say in the schools, “If you SEE something, SAY something”, it’s what a functioning republic requires. We are so excited Gina Strumpf is taking time from her busy life as a world class artist with the Cunard cruise company to visit and teach at our Gallery in Conroe. Cost: $360. This class will fill very quickly and space is limited! http://www.ginastrumpfstudio.com 936-756-9572 FRIDAY, MARCH 7 The Space Ball 8pm - 11pm Silver Street Studios 1904 Decatur St Houston, TX 77007 Fresh Arts presents its annual gala “The Space Ball”, a stellar space-themed soiree to honor and celebrate Fresh Art’s impact on Houston’s Art Community. There will be notoriously elaborate costumes, an artsy silent auction, libations, light fare, and dancing until E.T. goes home! The Space Ball is sure to be one of the most fun galas of the year. Space jamming music provided by the multi-talented drag artiste extraordinaire, DJ Lady Bunny. Also featuring the intergalactic stellar spinning dance crew HaviKoro, so trill you’ll tell Darth Vader, you got served! Be sure to keep on the look out for a light speed fast bouncy surprise for the fearless thrill-seeking partygoer. COVER STORY LOVE IS IN THE AIR... BUT THE LONELY HEARTS ASK... HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HEART? 1. It’s normal to want to have some cave time and lick your wounds. Most animals will retreat when injured. Set a time limit daily to feel bad. Let loved ones know you need to be alone for a set amount of time. Begin to get outside, even if alone. Sunshine will help tremendously. A daily walk will give time for reflection. 2. Look to the future, but remember to stay present. See your life as a timeline. When you notice yourself drifting to “yesterday,” try to gently bring yourself back to “today.” Pay attention to your feelings, which are valid. Check into your emotions daily; you will see progress. 3. Journal about your feelings. Instead of writing in a beautiful journal, with a fountain pen and with your best handwriting, consider using journaling techniques to heal. Take a scrap of paper and the nearest pen or pencil, time yourself 10 minutes and write whatever comes to the mind.The idea is to release the swirling thoughts and put them outside of your mind, clear your mind, and then destroy the paper. You can burn it, shred it, flush it, bury it, but most important is to see it gone from your mind, at least temporarily. When the negative thoughts come back, repeat. 4. If you are having symptoms described earlier in the article, and your heart is healthy, then practice some deep belly breathing. Pretend there is a balloon deep inside your stomach and very slowly fill it up, hold it a few seconds before releasing even more slowly. The slower the better. This technique can also help you fall asleep if you concentrate on the breath. Breath-work can help re-regulate the body to its normal state. 5. Taking care of yourself is priority. It’s tempting to want to care for other’s feelings during a time of heartbreak. Think of the instructions from the flight attendant- “put your mask on first before helping others.” Remember that your heart needs time to mend. 6. Don’t make it worse! Examples include using food, alcohol, drugs (even over the counter medications), to self-medicate. Other maladaptive ways to cope include excessive shopping, promiscuous sexual encounters, workaholism, and using children as friends. If you are doing any activity to “check out” and avoid being present, pay attention to the consequences of this behavior. 7. Let others help you, especially positive and uplifting friends. Stay clear of people who keep you mired in your negative feelings. If you are having difficulty, seek professional help, or join a support group. If you are grieving a death, the Grief Resource Center, in the Woodlands, is a good place to start. February will come and go. This too shall pass, in the same way that dark and stormy clouds pass over. Instead of avoiding the month, treat yourself the way you wish to be treated. Take yourself out for a nice dinner or cook a special meal for yourself. Buy yourself some flowers to admire. Plant some flowers or a new fruit tree. Go see the movie you have been waiting to see. Stop waiting for others to make yourself feel better. You can do this. You will heal, and you will begin to feel alive again. Melany Morrison, LMFT, LPC, CGP is a Marriage and Family Therapist with a private practice in Spring, Texas. She enjoys working with individuals, couples and families to improve communication, reduce stress, develop coping strategies for managing depression and anxiety, and dealing with loss. She is an active Toastmaster and gives entertaining presentations on the same topics. GUYS: HOW TO KEEP OUT OF THE DOG HOUSE Ok, guys. It’s Valentines Day and the pressure is on. You want to please your girl and you definitely don’t want to mess it up. There are tools and books available to help us guys be better men to our significant other. Melissa Nordstrom of Once Read, Twice Sold Books in Spring helped with offering a little advice to us clueless men what to do to woo our ladies. “Relationship book title’s you asked for a while back. Not necessarily new titles, but have withstood the test of time for good sellers,” Melissa began to list the big four. 1) The Five Love Languages by Gary Chapman 2) Now Your Speaking My Language by Gary Chapman 3) Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus by John Gray 4) Cracking the Communication Code by Dr. Emerson Eggerichs Using the information found in reading these books will equip you to love your mate in the way they feel loved the most. Ladies, these books also do wonders in loving your men too. WHEN THE BEACH IS OUT OF REACH SUN SPA TANNING AIRBRUSH TANNING ONLY $19.99 250 CYPRESSWOOD DR SPRING, TX 77388 281-350-9710 OPEN MON-THURS 9-9, FRI 9-8, SAT 10-8, SUN 11-7 20% OFF ALL PRODUCTS & SERVICES WITH THIS AD GET YOUR MESSAGE TO OVER 68,000 READERS AN AD THIS SIZE (1/16th PAGE) IS YOURS FOR AS LOW AS $55/ISSUE (ask about the ‘discount’) 281-714-0214 PUBLIC NEWS | FEBRUARY 13 - 26, 2014 | 7 For many people, February is the month of Valentines, hearts, candy, and romance. For others, Valentine’s Day could be renamed, “Singles-Awareness Day.” February is a month full of reminders of loss, too. Many breakups happen just after the fall holidays and then, just when you think you can’t hurt anymore, here comes Valentine’s Day. The good news is that there is help for those who suffer. What is a broken heart? After a painful breakup, divorce, or loss of a spouse, one may feel as if “My heart is breaking!” Symptoms can include a pain sensation in the heart, extra pounding, a stabbing feeling, for example. Other areas can be affected such as a hollow feeling in the chest or stomach, throbbing in the neck, back or arms. All of these are physical sensations that are clues to what is going on emotionally. It is imperative if a person is experiencing these types of symptoms with frequency, they should seek medical advice, and perhaps get a checkup with a cardiologist as soon as possible. Be sure to talk to your doctor about recent changes in relationships. Stress of any kind can cause a release of hormones into the body. This can lead to something known as Broken Heart Syndrome, which mimics a heart attack and in extreme cases, could contribute to lowered immune systems. This is why long term couples sometimes die within the same year. The Mayo Clinic describes Broken Heart Syndrome as “a temporary heart condition brought on by stressful situations, such as the death of a loved one. People with broken heart syndrome may have sudden chest pain or think they’re having a heart attack. Broken Heart Syndrome symptoms may be brought on by the heart’s reaction to a surge of stress hormones. In Broken Heart Syndrome, a part of your heart temporarily enlarges and doesn’t pump well, while the remainder of the heart functions normally or with even more forceful contractions.” The Bee Gees became popular in the 70s with their famous hit, “How Can You Mend a Broken Heart?” What does mend mean exactly? When going through a loss, it may feel as if you will never feel better again. Mending requires some action steps. Below are seven suggestions to begin feeling better. THE ARTS PUBLIC NOISE ALWAYS PLUS ONE DAY Featuring new work by Melinda Laszczynski February 28, 2014 - April 11, 2014 Opening Reception: Friday, February 28th, 6-8p.m. Fresh Arts presents “Always Plus One Day” a multimedia exhibition by Houston based artist Melinda Laszczynski. An MFA candidate in Painting and Drawing at the University of Houston, Laszczynski describes her collage and sculpture as being inventive and poetic. Using a wide-range of both traditional and non-traditional materials including house paint, tape, and spray paint, photographs and discarded construction material that are combined with paint skins, wax, and glitter to create fragile or precarious assemblages, Laszczynski creates dynamic visuals based on elaborate personal narratives inspired by everyday encounters. The public is invited to a free opening reception with the artist at 6 p.m., February 28th at Fresh Arts, 2101 Winter Street, Studio B11, Houston, TX, 77007. Free parking is available. 8 | FEBRUARY 13 - 26, 2014 | PUBLIC NEWS “I collect things that have a history and things that have a transitory quality”, says Melinda Laszczynski. “Always Plus One Day” embraces the melancholy of a longing for old things by using memorabilia and discarded items to create three dimensional collages that are further accentuated by subtle, imaginative nuances. The work is inventive and filled with visual surprises and hidden configurationswhich Laszczynski hopes will instill a need in viewers to revisit the work again and again. “Always Plus One Day” is a poignant tribute to a departing from safety, comfort, and attachment in search of new environments and experiences that are filled with promise and healing. “The name of the exhibition is inspired by a friend whose mother passed and in her passing, he promised to ‘love her always plus one day’. I was inspired by the idea of remembering something that you love but not dwelling in it”, says Laszczynski. Like the disjointed shrouds of memory, “Always Plus One Day” gives new meaning and purpose to once abandoned and forgotten material. Fiddle player Corey Coleman and Guitarist/Vocalist James Sloan of Vintage Sound headline this weekend’s 4th Annual Bluegrass Festival at The Gaff in Port Aransas, Texas. The Gaff Hosts 4th Bluegrass Music Event Local group Vintage Sounds Headlines Festival PORT ARANSAS, TX - The Gaff will hold its 4th Annual Bluegrass Festival on Saturday, February 15th, and music by Vintage Sounds (from The Woodlands), Moonshine Martini (from Corpus Christi), and Earl Wang, of the band Blackgrass Gospel (from Alvin, TX), will just be the beginning of the family-friendly entertainment. Beltsander racing demonstrations, auctions, a pirate costume contest, pirate games, food, vendors, and more will be a part of the festivities as well, just as in past years. Vintage Sounds is: Kenny Snow on mandolin (Tennessee state champ 1987, and Texas State champion 2013), James Sloan on rhythm guitar, Bobby Nichols on lead guitar, Jordan Kishbaugh on banjo, and Ben Sims upright bass. They play the traditional style of Bluegrass that the crowds at these festivals really enjoy. Moonshine Martini’s Steve Goldstein on guitar and mandolin, and Sam Crawford Brown on upright bass have participated in this festival every year. They are also in “The Free Beer Band” and were part of the now-defunct “Get Off The Lawn” bluegrass band, which performed at this same festival the past 3 years. Sam Crawford Brown says, “We’ve been a duo act for almost a year now, and still do quite a bit of bluegrass in our act.” This event is made possible by support from local businesses such Chilla’s Storage and Gift Shop, Mark Grosse Real Estate, the Port Aransas Inn, Bron’s Beach Carts, La Playa restaurant, and more. Potential sponsors, vendors, and other interested parties should email [email protected]. 2014 Unsigned Only Music Competition Announces Judging Panel and Mentors at #9 on the Canadian Country Billboard Chart). The mentoring sessions were great, and Unsigned Only has been a phenomenal experience and one I feel very lucky to have had.” Judges include: Neon Trees; John Oates (Hall & Oates); Of Monsters and Men; 3 Doors Down; Dustin Lynch; Black Francis (The Pixies); Rosanne Cash; Delbert McClinton; David Crowder; Craig Morgan; Robert Smith (The Cure); Darryl McDaniels (Run DMC); Aaron Shust; G. Love; Jason Gray; Rapsody; Alt-J; The Mountain Goats; Anthony DeCurtis (Contributing Editor, Rolling Stone); Josh Jackson (Co-Founder and Editor-In-Chief, Paste Magazine); Chris Richards (Pop Music Critic, The Washington Post); and more to be announced. Mentors include: Monte Lipman (Chairman and CEO, Republic Records); Jeff Castelaz (President, Elektra Records); Seymour Stein (Chairman, SIRE Records and VP of Warner Bros Records); Pete Ganbarg (Executive VP/ Head of A&R, Atlantic Records); Mike Elizondo (Sr. VP of A&R, Warner Bros. Records); Josh Bailey (Sr. VP of A&R, Word Label Group); Tony Kiewel (VP of A&R, Sub Pop Records, Hardly Art, Sub Pop Publishing ); Kim Stephens (President, Forward Entertainment and A&R/Capitol Music Group); Lenny Santiago (VP of A&R, Roc Nation); Dino Paredes (GM, American Recordings); and more to be announced. Unsigned Only is sponsored by Sony Creative Software, Guitar Center, D’Addario, Casio, Disc Makers, Intellitouch Tuner, Topspin Media, David Bean Photography, Mrs. Fields Cookies, The Music Business Registry, and Celebrity Access. LIVE MUSIC LISTINGS CYNTHIA WOODS MITCHELL PAVILION Fri., Feb.14 Johnny and the Spinsations Sat., Feb. 15 Spare Parts Band Tues., Feb. 18 Danny Ray Thurs., Feb. 20 Salsa Night with Yelba The Moons Fri., Feb. 21 Yelba’s Band Tues, Feb. 25 Billy Pope Wed., Feb. 26 Phil Marquez Thurs., Feb. 27 Salsa Night with Angelucho DOSEY DOE’S MUSIC CAFE Thur 2/13 - Eric Myers Band Fri 2/14 - Terri Hendrix Band with Lloyd Maines Sat 2/15 - Cody Canada Solo, Bleu Edmondson opens Thur 2/20 - Jarrod Sterrett and the Hired Guns Fri 2/21 - Billy Joe Shaver Sat 2/22 - Ben Campbell CD Release @ 2:00 PM Sat 2/22 - 8 Seconds Sun 2/23 - The Filling Station Featuring Kyle Hutton and Scott Brown Wed 2/26 - Grace Pettis and Kyle Hutton “In The Round” Thur 2/27 - 2 Bit Palamino Fri 2/28 - Jamie Richards Band PAPA’S ICE HOUSE PAPA’S ON THE LAKE PUFFABELLY’S Wed. Davin James & Guest Thurs. Open Mic Night TWO MULES TAVERN Sat. 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A WHOLE NEW CONCEPT IN FITNESS 281-714-0214 bereadyfit.com PUBLIC NEWS | FEBRUARY 13 - 26, 2014 | 9 Wed, April 9 Arcade Fire Thu, April 10 Kings of Leon Sat, April 26 Casting Crowns with Laura Story and Surprise Guest Sun, April 27 Il Divo Tue, May 6 Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band Fri, May 16 Dave Matthews Band Sun, May 18 Styx with Foreigner with Don Felder Fri, May 23 Journey and Steve Miller Band with Tower of Power Thu, May 29 Jimmy Buffett & the Coral Reefer Band Sat, June 14 James Taylor Fri, Aug. 1 Fall Out Boy and Paramore Fri, Aug. 22 One Republic Sat, Oct. 11 Mötley Crüe with Alice Cooper CRESCENT MOON WINE BAR V ST A A P R IN T G S Unsigned Only Music Competition today announced its judging panel and mentors for the 2014 competition, which is now accepting entries. Judges consist of iconic recording artists and journalists, each bringing unique expertise in a wide variety of contemporary music genres. Mentors include the top echelon of record company executives, ranging from label Presidents to A&R reps. Designed for solo artists, bands, and singers who are not signed to a major label, Unsigned Only’s goal is to find an outstanding, talented performing artist: a band, singer, or solo artist. The Grand Prize Winner will be awarded $10,000 in cash (plus additional prizes) and one-on-one mentoring by an elite group of record company executives. First and Second Place winners in each of ten categories of contemporary music will also be chosen. Original and cover songs are accepted. Winners will be announced in August, 2014. “We are honored that so many high-profile, influential artists and music journalists have signed on to be judges,” says Founders/ Directors Candace Avery and Jim Morgan. “Additionally, the mentors this year are equally impressive, coming from labels such as Republic Records, Capitol, Sire, Warner Bros., Atlantic, Elektra, RocNation, Word, and more. We are thrilled that they want to participate, and we know that the Grand Prize winner will benefit greatly from the opportunity to network with them.” Last year’s Grand Prize winner was country artist Wes Mack for his song “Duet.” Wes commented, “Winning Unsigned Only proved exceptionally beneficial, and it actually helped us push the song higher in the charts (it peaked M ST O O K P IN G Neon Trees, David Crowder, Rosanne Cash, Of Monsters and Men, Dustin Lynch, Darryl McDaniels And More Sign On As Judges MUSIC REVIEWS OUTSIDE THE BOX A Message to Singles on Valentine’s Day (l to r) John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr wave after arriving in New York It Was 50 Years Ago This Month The British Invasion came to America with the arrival of The Beatles by Scott Mandeville I 10 | FEBRUARY 13 - 26, 2014 | PUBLIC NEWS don’t know your age or how you relate to The Beatles, but they provided the soundtrack of my youth, along with The Monkees, Buffalo Springfield, and The Byrds. My life-long connection to The Beatles began at 8 PM, February 9, 1964, at age 6, when my family, like 73 million other Americans warmed up their TV to watch Ed Sullivan. The Beatles are a part of every memory I have from ages 6-12 (19641970). The second album Scott Mandeville I ever bought was Magical Mystery Tour, which I thought was Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Heart Club Band due to its colorful cover. In 1969, I was in London with the family and we passed Apple Corps several times, as we traversed the city. In December, 1980, my sister and I attended a Beatles tribute band concert at the old WHEN THE BEACH IS OUT OF REACH SUN SPA TANNING AIRBRUSH TANNING ONLY $19.99 250 CYPRESSWOOD DR SPRING, TX 77388 281-350-9710 OPEN MON-THURS 9-9, FRI 9-8, SAT 10-8, SUN 11-7 20% OFF ALL PRODUCTS & SERVICES WITH THIS AD Coliseum in Houston. Later that night, as we exited the show, we heard that John had been murdered. This morning in an effort to come down from this past Sundays night’s tribute, which left me tearfully nostalgic, I read a couple reviews. One of the reviewers was talking about The Beatles Ed Sullivan show playlist, making the comment about their second selection, “Till There Was You.” This reviewer commented on how it served as a palate-cleanser, between “All My Loving” and “She Loves You.” Interesting comment, but I think that choice was much more profound, when I think of the context in which that historic show was viewed. That evening in living rooms across America, two, if not three, generations sat together. After The Beatles unleashed their opening number, speaking to the new generation, they reached back to the older one with “Till There Was You”, as if to subtly convey that there was room for all in this new adventure that they were taking us on. And what an adventure it has been! I want to make it clear that I’m not a relationship expert. I’m not the female version of Dr. Phil, spilling out a bi-weekly dose of self-help advice that dictates how the greater Houston population (and surrounding counties) should live, or love. But I am an eternal optimist, and I believe that with the right timing and after some tough lessons about love are learned, the right one does in fact, come along. So how do you deal if Valentine’s Day shows up, but that ‘special someone’ hasn’t yet? February 14th is right around the corner and there’s no doubt in my mind that most people (even those of you that are in a happy and healthy relationship) have mixed emotions about it. Whether you love it or hate it, there’s a commonality among all of us, no matter what your Heather Jackson relationship status may be: Valentine’s Day puts pressure on everyone to go “all out” if you’re in a relationship. Or, if you’re single, it can cause you to cope in one of three ways: land a date, hide under the covers, or act like you’re “above” this quasi-holiday altogether. I’ve been there. Let’s face it, sometimes I still feel like I am there. As Valentine’s Day approaches, I feel the pressure of “it,” like many others do—to buy cards for loved ones, to make romantic plans at a restaurant with dim lighting, to receive flowers from a secret admirer. The pressure surrounding this holiday are irritating, it’s true; however, there’s a part of me that still wants to belong to its ‘club’—the Valentine’s Day club, the ‘I’m-part-of-an-amazing-relationship-andI-have-plans-on-Valentine’s-Day-club. In honor of all you singles out there, this one’s for you: Let’s stop dwelling on the “What if’s” and “When will I,” and “Where is he/she?” Let’s stop feeling like we’re missing out on something or that we’re lacking or “incomplete” without a special someone. This Valentine’s Day, let’s bring that sense of belonging and feeling of love to us, simply by enjoying the skin we’re in. Forget the pressure this day typically puts on you. Ignore the Hallmark ads. Give up wondering where that perfect soul mate of yours is and when he/she’ll show up. Instead, remind yourself of the many ways you’re so ridiculously loveable! Focus on what you do have, no what you don’t. Make this Valentine’s Day the day you love every inch of yourself—physically, emotionally, intellectually, spiritually and mentally. What makes you unique and beautiful—inside and out? Take a hike, get a massage, or grab a drink with good friends. By doing things that will guarantee a “feel good” reaction, you’ll find that you can really feel complete and loved— with or without a partner by your side. To those of you who are single, and those of you in a relationship: Happy Valentine’s Day, and may love follow you wherever you go. 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Topping that burger is fresh mozzarella cheese. “Of course, the Chili Cheese Fries are something I always recommend. Those and the Green Chili Burger,” Doerr added. Nevertheless, 3Bs is growing and expanding, soon adding four draft beers to their coolers stocked with the best bottled brews around the nation and Mexico. Doerr’s aspirations for football remain hopeful, as he trusts his staff to do well if he gets the call, but in the meantime Ryan is bringing his A-game to the families that visit his burger bar place on Rayford. FAMILY FRIENDLY NEW EXPANDED MENU ITEMS SPORTS BAR SMOKE FREE Open 11am daily, 12 noon Sundays Crescent Moon Wine Bar & Restaurant Upscale Casual Dining Live Music & Dancing Extensive Wine List & more 440 Rayford Rd Ste 115, Spring · (281) 364-9463 www.crescentmoonwinebar.com PUBLIC NEWS | FEBRUARY 13 - 26, 2014 | 11 Katy native has made some long range planning that led him to buy 3B’s Burgers & Beer five months ago. Starting out as a high school football star, led Ryan Doerr to Kansas State where he played for the Wildcats as a kicker, graduating early and then being picked up by the Denver Broncos before getting hurt in the preseason. But all that pales in comparison to what he really loves, running a bar/restaurant. “Yeah, in Manhattan I got into the restaurant business and it was then that I knew that when all this (football) was done I’d get back to this.” Doerr explained. Doerr has done just that. With his passion and love for what he does, he has slowly built a great place to grab a beer, a gourmet burger and watch a game. Any game. “We have more than just football playing, with ten television sets playing, there’s a lot for everyone,” Doerr continued. 19790 I-45 @ CYPRESSWOOD DINNER & A MOVIE Attendees to Texas Christian Film Festival Meet Their Makers Free Film Festival Filmmakers Answer Audience Questions Houston, TX, – Houston’s Bethany Christian Church will again host the annual Texas Christian Film Festival February 13th through 16th, 2014. “We are very excited that many of the filmmakers of films selected for the festival will be with us and available for a Question and Answer session following the screening of their film,” says co-chair of the event, Ken Bailey. Doc Benson, producer and director of “Seven Deadly Words” will speak following the 6pm Saturday screening of his film. Virginia Jacoby, Bailey’s co-chair, offers, “Our four-night, one-day event kicks off Thursday February 13 with the wonderfully inspiring short “It’s Not About Me,” produced and directed by Sondra Martin-Hicks. Sondra ONE NIGHT ONLY FEBRUARY 13, 2014 7pm FAITH BIBLE CHURCH 5505 Research Forest Dr The Woodlands, TX 77381 (936) 321-5505 DID THIS GRAB YOUR ATTENTION? UPCOMING FILMS GOOD! February 14 Endless Love Winter’s Tale About Last Night Three Days To Kill Adult World Date and Switch Girl On a Bicycle Jimmy P. February 19 Child’s Pose IT WAS DESIGNED FOR THAT! WE CAN HELP YOUR BUSINESS DO THE VERY SAME THING CALL THE PUBLIC NEWS 281-714-0214 PUBLIC NEWS DINING GUIDE 12 | FEBRUARY 13 - 26, 2014 | PUBLIC NEWS CONROE 105 Cafe 3010 W Davis St (936) 539-3447 Alfonso’s Mexican Restaurant 1208 S Frazier St (936) 441-9110 Antojitos Las Americas 909 Houston St (936) 756-7699 Asian Bbq & Grill 604 N Loop 336 W (936) 539-3995 Asian Fusion Noodle Bowl 3301 W Davis St (936) 828-3469 Baytown Seafood Restaurant 1400 N Frazier St (936) 494-2246 Bruno’s BBQ & Grill 1101 W Dallas St (936) 788-7384 Burger Boy 217 E Davis St and her film “Faith Under Fire” was an audience favorite at last year’s festival. I am sure this funny, outspoken filmmaker will engage this year’s audience as she did last.” More exciting news is that filmmakers and talent from “Pilgrim’s Progress 2” will follow the 11am screening on Saturday morning February 15 of their film. Barbara Sundstrom, founder of Cross Wind Productions, will be on hand to discuss her powerful, teenage produced offering, “Adrift” – the story of a hurricane in Houston and the storm that blows in at a shelter. Also attending and speaking will be the Producer/Director of our World Premier event, “An Indefinite Period of Time”, James Logan. His film closes the festival on Sunday evening February 16, starting at 6:30pm. 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Tandoory Taco Shows How The North Spring eatery is a one-of-a-kind experience It’s common knowledge that some restaurants are just not that exciting. McDonalds, Burger King, Pizza Hut, Taco Bell and the list can go one forever. Boring, dull, lifeless; that is until you step outside the confines of what you are programmed to eat and try something so crazy new, you’d wonder why it took you so long to try it. Enter an interesting twist on the taco theme, Tandoory Taco and their motto, YOLO; You Only Life Once. Why is this? How can tacos be so exciting to draw such a title? The North Spring eatery, just west of I-45 in the Sawdust plaza, is not like any taco place you have ever been. Throw out anything you thought a taco place should be, because Tandoory Taco will shatter those thoughts with the most delicious food that bears the name taco. Try this. There is a taco called the Texan. The Texan taco is steak marinated in fresh spices, served with cilantra and Himalayan sauce. That taco was this reviewers first taco at Tandoory. My second taco was the Patriot, chicken marinated in yougurt and spices cooked in their clay oven, served with sauteed onions, peppers with their Agro Tikka Sauce. The taste of this taco was rich and flavorful with just a hint of curry. That is just two of the ten ‘named’ tacos that Tandoory serves. The others; The Emperor (lamb), The Convict (yeah, I blinked twice on this one but it’s alright, it’s a shrimp taco), The Woodlands, TX 77380 www.tandoorytaco.com WE CATER! The Surfer (fish), The Hippie (mushroom), The Spitfire (chicken), The Brit (chicken tikka), The Chola (cheese tikka) and The YOLO (chicken kebab) Tandoory is not just tacos. They also serve a variety of kebab sizzlers, biryani seasoned rice, Indian curry, Tandoory bread (aka Naan) along with Tandoory’s four soon-to-be-famous sauces. North Spring is the launching pad for this local restaurant which looks to expand soon into the Frisco (Dallas) market. “This location is not really a pilot location, we are just the first,” restaurant manager Shawn Johnson explained. With plans to introduce live music in the near future, this is the taco place to beat all taco places. Tandoory, remember that name. Check out their fine lineup of tacos and other food! Rating 9.2/10 (936) 760-3386 Vero Italian Kitchen 1301 W Davis St (936) 441-0411 Villa Italia 603 N Thompson St (936) 539-5599 Weng’s Wok 1140 N Fm 3083 Rd W (936) 756-8888 Whistle Stop Cafe 11133 Interstate 45 S # 250 (936) 828-4652 Wild Ginger 3061 Interstate 45 N # 100 (936) 788-9988 NORTH SPRING 3 B’s-Bill’s Burgers & Beer 466 Rayford Rd # 107 (281) 419-3553 Alfonso’s Mexican Restaurant 3126 Sawdust Rd (281) 298-8032 Amerigo’s Grill 25250 Grogans Park Dr (281) 362-0808 Asia Buffet Inc 355 Sawdust Rd (832) 585-0688 Beijing Chinese Restaurant 409 Sawdust Rd (281) 363-2308 Cactus Jacks 343 Sawdust Rd (281) 4193644 Casa Imperial Mexican 387 Sawdust Rd # C (281) 298-8195 Crescent Moon Wine Bar 440 Rayford Rd #115A (281) 364-9463 Greek Tony’s Pizza & Sub Shop 432 Sawdust Rd (281) 292-4313 KOBE Japanese Grill & Sushi 433 Sawdust Rd (281) 298-2000 Mario’s Mexican Restaurant 610 Rayford Rd # 650 (281) 367-9336 Mooyah Burgers Fries & Shakes 2115 Rayford Rd (832) 585-0300 Pallotta’s Mexican Grill 2211 Rayford Rd # 119 (281) 362-1114 Pit Master BBQ 842 Rayford Rd (281) 362-1111 Sitar Cuisine Of India 25701 Interstate 45 # 12 (281) 364-0200 Spring Asian Cuisine 2907 Rayford Rd # 106 (281) 298-7798 Steel City Pizzeria 501 Sawdust Rd # E (281) 298-9338 Sweet Bellas 202 Sawdust Rd (832) 585-0066 Viva Itacate 544 Sawdust Rd (281) 298-7377 YOU DIDN’T USE THE PUBLIC NEWS... CALL US 281-714-0214 466 Rayford Rd # 107 (281) 419-3553 FAMILY FRIENDLY NEW EXPANDED MENU ITEMS SPORTS BAR SMOKE FREE Open 11am daily, 12 noon Sundays HUNTSVILLE KLEIN SHENANDOAH Aldo’s Cucina Italiana 18450 I 45 S (936) 447-9623 Alonti Cafe & Catering 27868 Interstate 45 N (832) 585-0694 Another Broken Egg Cafe 19075 Interstate 45 S(936) 2732011 Babin’s Seafood House 19529 Interstate 45 S (281) 296-8829 BJ’S Restaurant & Brewhouse 19075 Interstate 45 S # 600 (936) 273-7100 Boutte Deli 19267 Main St (281) 298-5498 Buca Di Beppo 19075 Interstate 45 S # 118 (936) 321-6262 Compadre’s Texas Cafe 26797 Hanna Rd (281) 292-0333 Fieldings Wood Grill 1699 Research Forest Dr (832) 616-3275 SPRING Alicia’s Mexican Grille 20920 Kuykendahl Rd (281) 350-8383 Alma Latina Taqueria 25222 Aldine Westfield Rd (281) 288-1767 Antojitos Quiche 25190 Interstate 45 # 2h (281) 651-5391 Arturo’s Taqueria 1402 1/2 Spring Cypress Rd (281) 350-6808 Black Sheep Bistro 326 Main St (832) 616-3034 Brother’s Pizza Express 163 Cypresswood Dr (281) 288-1300 Budegon Del Sur 26506 Oak Ridge Dr (832) 813-8334 C J’s Hot Dogs 4660 Louetta Rd (832) 299-6079 Capri Pasta Pizza & More 25602 Interstate 45 (281) 298-0055 Carrabba’s Italian Grill 25665 Interstate 45 (281) 367-9423 Cheddar’s Casual Cafe 21001 Interstate 45 (281) 528-7629 Chef Chan’s Restaurant 17833 Kuykendahl Rd (281) 370-3884 Chinese Wok 1607 Spring Cypress Rd (281) 355-8752 Corkscrew Bbq 24930 Budde Rd (832) 592-1184 Country Time BBQ & Fixins 25330 Richards Rd (281) 298-7455 Cru Wine Bar 9595 Six Pines Dr # 650 (281) 465-9463 Daniel’s Italian Restuarant 19790 Interstate 45 (281) 528-9662 Datpho Vietnamese Noodle House 523 Louetta Rd (281) 528-8989 Dickey’s Barbecue Pit 10700 Kuykendahl Rd # A (281) 298-8422 Dickey’s Barbecue Pit 1614 Louetta Rd (281) 907-6000 El Palenque Mexican 1485 Spring Cypress Rd (281) 353-4055 Fiesta Acapulco 25770 Interstate 45 (281) 419-8666 Firehouse Subs 257 Cypresswood Dr (281) 288-3488 Fukuda Sushi & Robata 25701 Interstate 45 (281) 419-8980 Golden China 25024 Interstate 45 (281) 363-2412 Golden Jade Chinese 1419 Spring Cypress Rd (281) 350-5363 Gozzetti’s Pizzeria 8000 Mcbeth Way (832) 592-7750 Gratzi Italian Restaurant 6334 Fm 2920 Rd # 110 (281) 376-4800 Guadalajara Mexican Grille 27885 Interstate 45 (281) 362-0774 Hoi Yin Chinese Restaurant 200 Cypresswood Dr (281) 355-6800 Hong Kong Chinese 4334 Fm 2920 Rd # 10 (281) 528-9288 Hunan Garden Z 3930 Louetta Rd # I (281) 288-6288 Italian Cafe 19620 Kuykendahl Rd (281) 528-2919 see DINING on page 14 PUBLIC NEWS | FEBRUARY 13 - 26, 2014 | 13 (936) 788-1199 Taqueria Guerrero 129 S Frazier St (936) 242-8176 Taqueria Jalisco 1108 N Loop 336 W # L (936) 756-2233 Taqueria Mexicana 2017 N Frazier St (936) 756-3150 Taqueria Sol De Mexico 820 N Loop 336 W (936) 756-9316 Tejas Mexican Restaurant 105 N 6th St (936) 756-6559 Thirsty’s 192 Fm 3083 Rd (936) 441-1050 Toasted Yolk Cafe 2129 W Davis St (936) 828-3944 Tortilleria LA Buena Bida 1103 W Dallas St (936) 756-2133 Tortilleria LA Unica 808 N 1st St (936) 441-4477 Tri Mexican Restaurant 129 S Frazier St (936) 756-0626 Van Thong Chinese/Vietnamese 2114 W Davis St (936) 756-8762 Vernon’s Kuntry Bar-B-Que 5000 W Davis St (936) 539-3000 Vernon’s Kuntry Katfish 5901 Highway 105 W 281-203-5020 407 Sawdust Rd IF THIS WAS THE PROFIT MADE ON YOUR LAST PRINT AD BUY... BIZARRE NEWS OF THE WEIRD I’ve Got My Eyes On You & Other Idiotic Antics I GOT MY EYES ON YOU Yet another reason to wear glasses. After a drinking binge, a Pennsylvania man decided to remove his contact lenses to go to sleep. After several unsuccessful and painful tries, he decided to go to the ER. He lumbered in, complaining of severe pain while trying to take out his contacts. They must have been pretty busy, because a nurse tried to help to no avail. Finally a doctor came in and discovered that the man was not wearing any contacts. He had been trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea. Man slips, falls 23 stories to his death. A man cleaning a bird feeder on his balcony of his condominium apartment in this Toronto suburb slipped and fell 23 stories to his death, police said Monday. Stefan Macko, 55, was standing on a wheelchair Sunday when the accident occurred, said Inspector D’Arcy Honer of the Peel regional police.”It appears the chair moved and he went over the balcony,” Honer said.”It’s one of those freak accidents. No foul play is suspected.” A terrible diet and room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man who was killed by his own gas. There was no mark on his body but autopsy showed large amounts of methane gas in his system. His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage (and a couple of other things). It was just the right combination of foods. It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing from the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed. Had he been outside or had his windows been opened, it wouldn’t have been fatal. But the man was shut up in his near airtight bedroom. He was a big man with a huge capacity for creating [this deadly gas].” Three of the rescuers got sick and one was hospitalized. Paul Stiller, 47, was hospitalized in Andover Township, NJ, in September, and his wife Bonnie was also injured, by a quarter-stick of dynamite that blew up in their car. While around at 2 AM, the bored couple lit the dynamite and tried to toss it out the window to see what would happen, but they apparently failed to notice that the window was closed. A thief who sneaked into a hospital was scarred for life when he tried to get a suntan. After evading security staff at Odstock Hospital in Salisbury, Wiltshire, and helping himself to doctor’s paging devices, the thief spotted a vertical sunbed. He walked into the unit and removed his clothes for a 45-minute tan. However, the high-voltage UV machine at the hospital, which is renowned for its treatment of burns victims, has a maximum dosage of 10 seconds. After lying on the bed for almost 300 times the recommended maximum time, the man was covered in blisters. Hours later, when the pain of the burns became unbearable, he went to Southampton General Hospital, 20 miles away, in Hampshire. Staff became suspicious because he was wearing doctor’s coat. After tending his wounds they called the police. Southampton police said: “This man broke into Odstock and decided he fancied a quick suntan. Doctors say he is going to be scarred for life 14 | FEBRUARY 13 - 26, 2014 | PUBLIC NEWS DINING from page 13 Jack Pot Pizza 6450 Louetta Rd (281) 257-0762 Jersey Mike’s Subs 2150 Fm 2920 Rd (281) 528-0953 Juan & Lefty’s Mexican 1440 Louetta Rd (281) 288-1270 Juanita’s Mexican Grill 18525 Kuykendahl Rd (281) 379-3199 Kim Leng Chinese Restaurant 18430 Kuykendahl Rd (281) 355-0434 LA Cabana Mexican 4702 Louetta Rd (281) 907-7007 Las Cascadas Mexican 250 Cypresswood Dr # B (281) 528-9921 Las Delicias Taqueria 5010 Louetta Rd (281) 374-0303 Los Generales Mexican 5407 Louetta Rd # F (281) 251-9390 Los Tres Ranchitos 19620 Kuykendahl Rd # 220 (281) 288-4304 Luly’s Mexican Kitchen 3307 Spring Stuebner Rd (281) 907-0012 Main Moon Asian Bistro 2129 Fm 2920 Rd # 170 (281) 288-8868 Mama Juanita’s Mexican 3930 Louetta Rd (281) 288-3800 Mama Mia Italianas 30420 Fm 2978 (281) 419-7662 Mikey’s Pizza 6114 Root Rd (281) 251-5551 Ming Cafe 6052 Fm 2920 Rd (281) 257-4886 Nadia’s Mediterranean Grill 5921 Fm 2920 Rd # B (281) 907-7070 Nielsen’s Deli & Bakery 26830 Interstate 45 # B (281) 363-3354 Orient Express 4660 Louetta Rd # 180 (281) 288-5290 Pavarotti Italian Restaurant 4660 Louetta Rd # 130 (281) 350-9749 Pizza Tonight 27190 Glen Loch Dr (281) 465-4774 Pizza Zone 17711 Kuykendahl Rd # E (281) 257-3100 Pollos Asados El Regio 25602 Interstate 45 (281) 292-4377 Shogun 5941 Fm 2920 Rd # H (281) 288-0996 Sicily Pizza & Pasta 4890 Louetta Rd (281) 288-8004 Sreenath Murph’s Deli 20400 Interstate 45 N (281) 296-5303 Tabasco’s Mexican Grill 4334 Fm 2920 Rd (281) 288-0125 Taco Maker 2616 Fm 2920 Rd (281) 288-5376 Taipei China Bistro 25807 Interstate 45 (281) 363-9188 Taqueria Arandas 36 Inc 25598 Interstate 45 # A (281) 419-3582 Taqueria Los Petates 25602 Interstate 45 # 102 (281) 362-9333 Taqueria Rodeo De Jalisco 19411 Kuykendahl (281) 251-3186 Taquma Japanese Grill 5200 Louetta Rd (281) 251-6338 Thomas Bar B-Q THE CARL EFFECT Moving In Together & The Long Distance Runaround Carl, My boyfriend and I have been dating for seven months and we are moving in together soon. Everyday I feel more and more uncomfortable about living with him. I’m only nineteen years old so I feel like I shouldn’t be worrying about this yet, but my mom really wants us to get married and I don’t want to let her down. I’m not sure if I love him or if I just wanna move out because of my mom. -Brianna Brianna, You wrote this as if it were a complex situation with many problems, however if you look closely it Carl Palmgren boils down to just one major problem that spawns all of the rest. Here, I’ll give you a hint. It’s not your age, moving in with your boyfriend, or getting married. Have you gotten it yet? Well, the truth is that if you don’t love your boyfriend then none of the other things matter at all! Deep down you know that if you loved him, you wouldn’t mind moving in or your mom’s eagerness for the two of you to get married. Let your boyfriend know that you need more time before making a big decision like moving in together. Any reasonable man will respect your wishes and wait until you are comfortable with taking the next big step. -Carl Hi Carl, I’m in a long distance relationship and I’m having major trust issues. My girlfriend lives with her aunt in a different state and she usually goes shopping for her once a week. Recently she has been getting groceries more 25312 Interstate 45 (281) 364-1177 Tommy Wok 18363 Kuykendahl (281) 251-9190 Trico 25227 Borough Park Dr (281) 466-4908 Wacky Mongolian Grill 21212 Kuykendahl Rd (281) 288-3232 Wunsche Brothers Cafe 103 Midway St (281) 350-1902 TOMBALL WATERWAY Goose’s Acre than once a week because she forgot something and she stays out for a long time, especially for getting just a couple of items. Even though we talk on the phone every night, the whole thing still seems sketchy. I’ve tried to just let it go, and I almost did until one night I heard a guy say her name in the background while she was “driving to get groceries.” I pretended to not notice, but I no longer have 100% trust in her anymore. I promised her that I would always be there for her and I don’t want to break that. Anyways, what can I do? Should I pester her about it or just ignore it? -Raymond Raymond, It’s quite kind that you still want to be there for her, but to overlook whether or not she is there for you would be a complete disservice to yourself. Just because you promised to be there for her doesn’t entitle her to free trust, immunity from questioning, or irrevocable loyalty. Why? Because if you trust someone without letting them earn it first, you skipping the elimination process that weeds out all of the people that will end up betraying you. Giving someone immunity from questioning renders you blind to the inner depths of their character. Are you scared that she will blow up on you if you confront her? She’ll just pull the “insecurity” card? Even if you were completely insecure, that still doesn’t warrant disregard for your emotions. In short, you must confront her. Her reaction to your questioning will say more about her than her words will ever say. Just remember, liars hate earning and maintaining trust. -Carl Email Carl your relationship questions and let him help. His email is [email protected]. Check out The Carl Effect on YouTube. 21 Waterway Ave # 140 (281) 466-1502 Grimaldi’s Pizzeria 20 Waterway Ct (281) 465-3500 Hubbell & Hudson 24 Waterway Ave # 125 (281) 203-5600 (281) 203-5641 LA Lupita Mexican Cuisine 29 Waterway Ave (832) 510-2111 Luca & Leonardo 20 Waterway Ave (832) 510-2110 Refuge Bar & Bistro 24 Waterway Ave # 110 (713) 389-5674 Towncenter Burger 20 Waterway Ave (281) 292-6385 Tsukiji Sushi 24 Waterway Ave # 100 (281) 298-1888 Yucatan Taco Stand & Tequila 24 Water Way # 110 (281) 419-6300/1144 WILLIS Borco Enterprises Inc 707 W Montgomery St (936) 856-3465 El Buen Taco 606 S Danville St (936) 856-3597 El Tapatio 509 Highway 75 N (936) 856-6202 Leroy’s Bar-B-Q & Burgers 707 W Montgomery St (936) 856-5232 Los Molcajetes Tex Mex 106 N Danville St (936) 856-9977 Olde Towne Willis Cafe BECAUSE WE’RE GUYS REVISITING THE RULES FOR WOMEN EIGHTEEN YEARS LATER Eighteen years ago a viral email made its way around cyberspace as a knee jerk male reaction to a book written by a pair of women for women called “The Rules” “The Rules”, written in 1996, argued that modern women had to relearn the art of playing hard to get. Some enterprising man returned the favor with “Rules FOR Women BY Men” Let’s visit a handful. The writer begins his list of rules for women by admitting that, “the accuracy on these is uncanny... We always hear “the rules” from the feminine side. Ok - we now hear the guys’ side. These are our rules! Please note ... these are all numbered “1” ON PURPOSE!” Ok, so we are about to embark of a treaty of over 25 ‘rules’ that were designed to return some resembence of balance in the rules each gender posed for the other. Please note that these rules are not designed to keep you out of the doghouse, but to led a man to a long comfortable tenure on the sofa. Here we go: 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. 1. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it. 1. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, and NASCAR. 1. Sunday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it way. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it! 1. We don’t remember dates. 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WHAT SHOULD I AVOID DURING SPRING BREAK? WHO IS CRAIG McMICHAEL? 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Remind us frequently beforehand. 1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we’d be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done - not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we. 1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows original default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. I’m in shape. - ROUND is a shape. I admit that I edited the list, so as to save face for at least a few of us guys. The bottom line is this, communicate with the one you love and you won’t spend much time on the couch. THE BACKPAGE PUT THE PUBLIC NEWS CLASSIFIEDS TO WORK FOR YOU CALL US AT 281-714-0214 Since 1993, Master Psychic Gina is one of Texas & Louisiana top-voted and highly-rated Psychic, Healer and Relationship Specialist. 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