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www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.co.uk supported by yellowbusevents festivals • events • experiential marketing TM eastmidlandstrains.co.uk ‘Grin Up North’ and ‘The Sheffield Comedy Festival’ trademarks are owned by Scott Barton/Toby Foster. You look… a bit ruff. A cliché we know, but time really does seem to fly. It’s hard to believe as we sit here in the middle of Sheffield, about to press the print button on the biggest comedy festival brochure we’ve ever had, that a year has passed since last time. It’ll be Christmas before you know it, and we’ll all be moaning about how quick the year’s gone. Well we’ve decided. It’s time to stop moaning. Oh we know times are hard, and friends are few, we can read. We hear of austerity measures, of job losses and cuts, of phone hacking and blagging. We know that June was freezing and that Blue didn’t get anywhere in The Eurovision Song Contest. We know that your iPhone keeps dropping calls, and that you’ve had to start saving up for a holiday you might be able to take sometime in 2016. We’re as amazed as you are that Tom won The Apprentice, and as indifferent as you as to who Katie Price is living with. And we know, yes we know, that no matter what you want to call it, both Sheffield teams are in the Third Division. But do you know what? If you put a hat and a pair of glasses on a greyhound, everything seems a little brighter. So that’s what we did. Loads of shows, loads of venues, loads of laughter and loads of fun, with a picture of a dog called Big Ron plastered all over the city. This is Grin Up North. Toby Foster PRODUCER GRIN UP NORTH 2 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com Scott Barton MARKETING & SPONSORSHIP DIRECTOR www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com 3 STRICTLY OVER 18’S Saturday 1st October Saturday 1st October Saturday 1st October Farm Trust Whirlow Hall ale Brewer y n with Abbeyd in associatio Presents ERS G N A B & R E BE HTS G I N Y D E M O C UR BARN O ND RELAX IN KICK BACK A G OF SIDE SPLITTING IN FOR AN EVEN REAL ALES CITY ’S BEST W BBQ. E H COMEDY, T OUS WHIRLO AND THE FAM With comedy from Owen O’Neill Saturday 1st October Saturday 29th October 7pm - Midnight Tickets £22 includes a pint of real ale and a Whirlow sausage from the BBQ. This is a ticket only event, please contact our events team to book on 0114 235 2678 or email [email protected] www.whirlowhallfarm.org The Lescar Exaggerated, personal, heartfelt, hilarious accounts of a life still being lived and written about. Topics include: Sixteen children no flush toilet, alcoholism, strangling sheep at Christmas. Fighting with Liam Neeson, Interrogation by an IRA man with a stammer and holding Mick Jagger hostage. “O’Neill is a fine artist. He combines a stand-up’s attack, a sketch comic’s talent for creating instant characters and an actors ability to give them heart and soul.” The Scotsman “This is beyond Stand-up, this is an hilarious public washing of the emotional underwear” The New York Post Tickets: £5 4 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com 7.30pm Chasing My Tale & 0845 251 9017 The Last Laugh Comedy Club City Hall 8.30pm The legendary Last Laugh, Sheffield’s premier comedy club is back with mirth and merriment at The Memorial Hall, in The City Hall. The finest stand up comedians on the planet have graced our stage since 1992, come and see what all the fuss is about. We have three of the finest acts on the UK circuit, all held together by a very funny compere. After the show, the tables go back and Chris “As Seen on TV” Fox spins the best disco tunes until the early hours. On Fridays ONLY book 20 tickets for the price of 15! Tickets: £16 & 0114 221 0317 Kent Valentine The Greystones 9.30pm Sex, Maths & Eric Clapton Kent tells stories that are full of jokes and he’s very good at it. In 2010 he won the Comedy Award & the LA Fringe Award for International Performer at the Hollywood Fringe Festival. He was also nominated for best comedy at the Buxton Fringe & the Australian Comedy Review Critics Award at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. He hates Eric Clapton. “A natural raconteur with winning stories full of mischief, optimism and warmth. He is so effortlessly charming and likeable, that he could be the next Adam Hills.” Chortle Tickets: £5 & 0845 251 9017 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com 5 Sunday 2nd October Sunday 2nd October Sunday 2nd October Wednesday 5th October The Greystones Ian Moore My Ever Changing Moods 7.30pm Tickets £5 Balancing the chaos of a rural French homelife with the sharp, ordered world of being a mod stand up has left top comic Ian Moore’s head spinning. Surely salvation doesn’t lie in Home-Made Chutney... “Don’t miss a single word ... Moore is a cultured comic.” London Evening Standard Simon Donald 9.30pm Dirty Great Fringepiece Tickets £7/£5 con. Him off the Viz’ Simon Donald opens the beef curtains of his big hairy Fringepiece, revealing a deep wet otter’s pocket of fishy material. A new hour of characters interspersed with anecdotes from a life spent writing fanny synonyms. Show title bears no relation to content; a shameless ploy to get Festival-goers to plunge their fists deep into their furry purses. “pure deadpan… superb, inventive comedy” Stage Doors open 15 minutes before each show. The first show finishes at 9.00pm, the room must be cleared by 9.15pm Tickets: £5/£7 6 & 0845 251 9017 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com Noise Next Door The Lescar 7.30pm The Noise Next Door The U.K’s premier improv troupe come to Sheffield with their astonishing brand of spontaneous humor. Directed entirely by audience suggestions, the quickest wits in comedy create hilarious scenes and songs in the blink of an eye! Justin Moorhouse Mark Steel City Hall City Hall 8pm Unstoppably funny and uniquely talented, The Noise Next Door are the most exciting and captivating act on the circuit today. Bringing an element of Mark Steel’s In Town to each live performance, means Mark will write material shedding light on the quirkiness and interesting aspects of every town and city he visits, allowing each show to be unique - something local audiences up and down the country will devour and enjoy. Mark is committed to performing a routine about the history of every town he’ll perform in. However, he may regret making this promise! “Hilarious... A superior kind of chaos” **** Daily Telegraph “Steel’s rapier wit cuts to the chase.” The Observer “World-class” ***** US Weekly “He’s a man with a passionate desire to communicate his ideas, who is also very funny” The Guardian “A comic masterpiece” ***** ThreeWeeks Tickets: £5 & 0845 251 9017 Tickets: £15 & 0114 278 9789 8.30pm This Manchester stand-up legend has come along way since winning ‘City Life Comedian of the Year’ in 2000, having starred in Ken Loach’s film ‘Looking for Eric’, hosted his own daily afternoon radio show on Sony Award winning Key 103, starred as Young Kenny in the hugely successful ‘Phoenix Nights’ and he recently performed on Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow. Don’t miss this stand-up romp from one of Britain’s best comedians. Watching Justin live is a joy to behold, his comedy only coming second to his modesty. Justin didn’t write this. He got someone else to do it, but he agrees. “A comedic tour de force. Excruciatingly funny” Herald “Quirky and imaginative stories... A brilliant entertainer” The Stage “Easily my favourite comedian” Jimmy Carr Tickets: £15 & 0114 278 9789 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com 7 6th, 7th, 8th & 9th October Women, Wine & Wit: 1500–1800 6–7pm, 20 October 2011 Jessop West Exhibition Space, 1 Hanover Street, Sheffield, S3 7RA (entrance opposite the Henderson’s Relish factory) The University of Sheffield is proud to be supporting the Grin Up North Sheffield Comedy Festival. Cathy Shrank, Professor of Renaissance & Tudor Literature, and Karen Harvey, Senior Lecturer in Cultural History at the University of Sheffield, present ‘Women, Wine and Wit’. ‘Can women be funny like men?’ This was the question asked by critics after the 2011 film release Bridesmaids. Join us for a conversation about the gendered nature of wit. How did humour change as society became more ‘refined’? Was it possible for a woman to be witty? And if so, how do we recover this ‘hidden’ history? The talk will explore the changing nature of humour and the relationship between wit and satire. The event is free but ticketed. Tickets are available from the University of Sheffield Students’ Union Box Office, Western Bank. Lee Evans Motorpoint Arena 8pm Off The Kerb Productions in association with Universal Pictures (UK) Ltd presents Tickets: £30 & 0114 256 5656 WIRED AND WONDERFUL was huge… XL was big… BIG was even bigger… now the legendary Lee Evans embarks on his most ambitious tour to date. ROADRUNNER is Lee’s amazing new show with over 50 nights in the biggest arenas in the country. Lee will be playing to more fans than ever on this record-breaking tour of the UK & Ireland. “For gags per minute and unflagging energy, he’s unbeatable.” The Daily Telegraph “Masterful, precise, physical comedy.” The Independent www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com 9 Thursday 6th October Thursday 6th October Thursday 6th October The Lescar Barry Dodds Merry Hell Comedy Club The Greystones 7.30pm An Evening with Barry Dodds Last Laugh favourite brings his superb debut solo show to the Festival. Spend some time with Barry Dodds. “Razor sharp humour” The Metro “Very impressive” Jasper Carrot 8.30pm Merry Hell Comedy Club returns after a 12 year absence, bringing you the very best in International and UK stand up. Now based in its new home at the recently refurbished Greystones Backroom on Greystones Road. “Winning friends with his energy and spirit…” Chortle Keith Carter 9.30pm SHEFFIELD OF DREAMS – REDUX Due to popular demand, a pleasantly surprised Keith Carter returns with a re-working of his original show. With new characters and fan’s favourites Carter and his cohort Lee Fenwick present this dedication to the coolest city in the British Isles. “A character comedian of rare skill.” The Guardian Doors open 15 minutes before each show. The first show finishes at 9.00pm, the room must be cleared by 9.15pm Tickets: £8 10 & 0845 251 9017 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com Tickets: £5 each & 0845 251 9017 Reginald D Hunter City Hall 8pm SOMETIMES EVEN THE DEVIL TELLS THE TRUTH “His presence and intelligence make him one of the most brilliantly unpredictable comics in the country” Times “Magic… his is a perfect set” Guardian In just over a decade, Reginald D Hunter has become one of the UK comedy industry’s best-known and most distinctive performers. His work is often brutally honest, frequently controversial but always meticulously measured and thought out. Tickets: £20 & 0114 278 9789 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com 11 Fri 7th & Sat 8th October The Last Laugh Comedy Club City Hall 8.30pm The legendary Last Laugh, Sheffield’s premier comedy club is back with mirth and merriment at The Memorial Hall, in The City Hall. The finest stand up comedians on the planet have graced our stage since 1992, come and see what all the fuss is about. We have three of the finest acts on the UK circuit, all held together by a very funny compere. After the show, the tables go back and Chris “As Seen on TV” Fox spins the best disco tunes until the early hours. Friday 7th October Tom Wrigglesworth The Lescar 9.30pm Yorkshire funny man Tom Wrigglesworth became a national have-a-go-hero when he rescued a little old lady from the jaws of Virgin train bureaucracy, only to be arrested for begging. His subsequent sell-out show, ‘Tom Wrigglesworth’s Open Return Letter to Richard Branson’, bagged him the Chortle award for Best Show 2010, and a nomination for the main Edinburgh Festival Comedy gong. He recently clinched a deal for his own Radio 4 series, Tom Wrigglesworth’s Open Letters, tackling consumer affairs in his own hilarious way. “A fine stand-up... utterly endearing” Metro “Impressive.. a name to keep an eye on” Chortle On Fridays ONLY book 20 tickets for the price of 15! Tickets: £16 Enjoy Super Nights Out & 0114 221 0317 Tickets: £8 & 0845 251 9017 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com 13 Friday 7th October The Greystones Saturday 8th October Saturday 8th October Sunday 9th October 7.30pm Tanyalee Davis Life’s Too Short Tanyalee Davis doesn’t just ‘talk’ about doing things, she DOES things! Her 3’6” frame doesn’t slow her down taking every day like it’s a new adventure. ‘Life’s Too Short’ is a combination of her standup comedy and the one woman show she has in Las Vegas. Quincy 9.30pm The Book of Quincy Does the church need a new marketing plan? Can Islam squash the beef with the Danish? And is the Jedi a force to be reckoned with? Award-winning comedian, Quincy, hits the stage with engaging satire. “laugh-out-loud funny” Broadway Baby “a serious case of the warm and fuzzies” Three Weeks “the entire room hangs on the big man’s every line” The Scotsman Doors open 15 minutes before each show. The first show finishes at 9.00pm, the room must be cleared by 9.15pm Tickets: £5 each & 0845 251 9017 14 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com Tom Wrigglesworth The Greystones 9.30pm Yorkshire funny man Tom Wrigglesworth became a national have-a-go-hero when he rescued a little old lady from the jaws of Virgin train bureaucracy, only to be arrested for begging. His subsequent sell-out show, ‘Tom Wrigglesworth’s Open Return Letter to Richard Branson’, bagged him the Chortle award for Best Show 2010, and a nomination for the main Edinburgh Festival Comedy gong. He recently clinched a deal for his own Radio 4 series, Tom Wrigglesworth’s Open Letters, tackling consumer affairs in his own hilarious way. “A fine stand-up... utterly endearing” Metro “Impressive.. a name to keep an eye on” Chortle Chris Ramsey The Lescar 7.30pm & 9.30pm Offermation A Last Laugh favourite, Chris returns to The Sheffield Comedy Festival with his second show following a total sell out in 2010. After a fantastic year supporting Russell Kane and Al Murray on tour, appearances on Comedy Rocks (ITV1), and BBC Radio 4, Chris is back with a show about communication. Is the world really getting smaller, or is everyone just ‘in yer face’? The Proper Gander The Lescar 6pm The Proper Gander Podcast, Live! Special live recording of the topical podcast. Comedians Carey Marx, Barry Castagnola and guests pick apart, brutalise, elbow in the throat and then, when they’ve really killed it, autopsy the news so thoroughly that the newspapers will think very carefully before they ever report anything again. “High quality, consistently funny, observational material” The Guardian “Frighteningly talente” TGQ Tickets: £8 & 0845 251 9017 Tickets: £5 each& 0845 251 9017 Tickets: £2 & 0845 251 9017 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com 15 Sunday 9th October Sunday 9th October Make a greyhound smile The Greystones Geoff Norcott The Lescar Sally-Anne Hayward 7.30pm 7.30pm GEOFF NORCOTT IS GOOD IN A CRISIS Crisis management used to be Geoff Norcott’s thing. However, sitting in a hospital diagnosed with a heart condition at 33, he was forced to wonder whether his coping mechanisms of acupuncture, denial, religion and sunbeds were actually working. “Delicious gallows humour...all delivered with an open smile” Chortle, May 2011 Barry Castagnola 9.30pm Cheeky Barry Castagnola is cheeky. Not just in a charmingly impudent sense – he also has quite big cheeks. “Perfect” Three Weeks Don’t Judge Me The Boy With Tape On His Face City Hall grey omed h You’ll laugh, you’ll scream and ultimately you’ll end up like The Boy - lost for words. “Barry makes a wonderful companion for an hour. A fantastic storyteller” The Fix “A truly magical experience” ***** Chortle Doors open 15 minutes before each show. The first show finishes at 9.00pm, the room must be cleared by 9.15pm “The Boy With Tape on His Face is utterly spectacular! Endlessly inventive, hysterically funny. Fight for a ticket.” ***** Time Out Tickets: £5 each & 0845 251 9017 Tickets: £11.50/£10 & 0114 278 9789 No one gets out of here alive... so don’t miss this award-winning comedian who’s looking forward to old age when she can start behaving how she wants. Other musings include boyfriends, girls schools, the NHS and anything else that’s broken, pointless or worthless. “Exceptionally funny” Independent 8pm Mime with noise, stand-up with no talking, drama with no acting. AS SEEN ON ITV1s COMEDY ROCKS WITH JASON MANFORD www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com 40ho0unds “Fabulous” BBC The silent show that is creating a lot of talk. “Such Fun” The Guardian 16 Sunday 9th October Sheffield Retired Greyhound Fund Could you provide a loving home or sponsorship for one of these beautiful animals? Your help could really make a difference, please call 0114 288 8300 www.sheffieldretiredgreyhounds.co.uk Carey Marx 9.30pm Laziness… and stuff To stay sane, don’t do everything you have to do. A problem ignored is a problem solved. The word ‘can’t’ is the greatest time saving device ever invented. “A magnificent bastard” Scotsman **** Doors open 15 minutes before each show. The first show finishes at 9.00pm, the room must be cleared by 9.15pm Tickets: £5 each & 0845 251 9017 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com 17 Monday 10th October Tuesday 11th October Damian Williams Paul Zerdin Bruce James Productions Ltd. presents Arguably Britain’s most talented and leading ventriloquist and comedian. Paul was the stand out performer of last years Royal Variety Show and after a sell-out Edinburgh Fringe Festival, he is taking his show on a UK tour. The Lyceum 8pm My Dog’s Got No Nose The Lyceum 8pm Come and see Paul and friends, the cheeky and lovable Sam, Albert, Baby and a few new tricks up his sleeves… “The best ventriloquist Britain has discovered for many years, who has mastered the knack of being acceptable to both comedy club and family audiences” The Stage “Technically immaculate, it’s what he does with his slick talent that really sets him apart. His relationship with his characters has all the dramatic tensions of a real life double act” The Guardian Damian Williams stars in the brand new comedy by Ron Aldridge, which takes us on a journey to a StandUp comedian’s first ever public performance to fulfil a lifelong dream. Sometimes poignant, sometimes hilarious; sometimes sad and definitely extremely funny, this bitter sweet comedy will leave you laughing and crying at the same time. MY DOG’S GOT NO NOSE is a thoughtprovoking insight into the world of the comic, brilliantly portrayed by the ever popular Damian Williams. This laughter-filled comedy is written by Ron Aldridge whose previous plays include THAT’S LOVE, IT’S NEVER TOO LATE, YOU’RE ONLY YOUNG TWICE and SATISFACTION GUARANTEED and directed by Bruce James. Tickets: £15.50 & 0114 249 6000 Tickets: £15.50 & 0114 249 6000 18 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com 19 Off the Shelf Wednesday 12th October Thursday 13th October Festival of Words Sheffield The Lescar Liam Mullone 7.30pm Down to the Bone Jeremy Hardy City Hall Islam. Gaza. Racism. The NHS. The Suzuki Alto GLS. Against the advice of his friends, Leicester’s own Liam Mullone attempts to discuss ALL the subjects best avoided at a middle-class dinner party - or a comedy festival. “Astonishing. A cult in the making.” Time Out 8pm Jeremy Hardy has been a stand-up comic since 1984 and will be one until he dies or wins the lottery. 8-29 October 2011 www.offtheshelf.org.uk 0114 273 4400 Jeremy is best known for his work on Radio 4, notably on News Quiz, I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue and Jeremy Hardy Speaks to the Nation. In 2010, he published a book, My Family and Other Strangers, chronicling his desperate search for interesting ancestors. “In an ideal world, Jeremy Hardy would be extremely famous, but an ideal world would leave him without most of his best material.” The Guardian “A comic genius.” Sandi Toksvig Tickets: £14/£12 & 0114 278 9789 Tony Law Go! 9.30pm Join Tony Law for an evening of off-the-wall, boundary-defying stand-up comedy and find out why it is that he’s regarded as one of the finest performers on the comedy circuit by audiences and peers alike. “Clever and blithely zany, he’s just what the doctor ordered” **** Daily Telegraph “meandering inventiveness” Skinny Doors open 15 minutes before each show. The first show finishes at 9.00pm, the room must be cleared by 9.15pm Tickets: £5 each & 0845 251 9017 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com 21 Thursday 13th October Jon Richardson and Shappi Khorsandi The Lyceum Friday 14th October Thursday 13th October 8pm Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee, regular Have I Got News For You panellist, star of Live At The Apollo and new team member on Channel 4’s Stand Up For The Week, Jon Richardson will be taking his new show ‘It’s Not Me, It’s You’ across the UK in 2011. Star of Live At The Apollo, Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow, Friday Night with Jonathan Ross and Have I Got News for You, Shappi Khorsandi, is back with a brand new show. A show about a brother and sister who were best friends but also beat each other up - Me and My Brother In Our Pants, Holding Hands The Lescar Andrew O’Neill 7.30pm Alternative Craig Campbell City Hall Funny comedy show by long-haired man (includes short play about gravy). All styles of comedy covered, guaranteed (some twice). 8pm Extra dates have just been announced following the huge success of his spring 2011 tour. Craig’s unique ability to find humour in the mundane, coupled with his own natural eccentricity makes for truly inventive storytelling. An internationally acclaimed act, Craig’s whimsical travel anecdotes never fail to surprise. In 2010 Craig supported Frankie Boyle on his massive 120 date National tour, playing to over 300,000 people as well as performing on Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow and Russell Howard’s Good News. “Bringing a tale to life like a young Billy Connolly” Edinburgh Evening News “Craig is simply a very, very funny man.” Chortle Tickets: £13.50 & 0114 249 6000 22 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com Tickets: £12 & 0114 278 9789 “One of the most distinctive, imaginative comedians emerging today... approaching the top of his craft” Scotsman Phil Walker 9.30pm Is this it? Spend an hour with one of the UK comedy circuit’s finest comic talents as he examines his take on current events, being a parent, his comedy career that has taken him everywhere from wowing crowds at comedy clubs to entertaining troops in war torn Afghanistan, of which he describes, “I’ve played to some tough crowds in my time but they where never armed to the teeth with machine guns before, thank God they liked me!” Doors open 15 minutes before each show. The first show finishes at 9.00pm, the room must be cleared by 9.15pm Tickets: £5 each& 0845 251 9017 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com 23 Fri 14th & Sat 15th October ADVERT Alan Carr Motorpoint Arena 8pm Off The Kerb Productions in association with Universal Pictures (UK) Ltd presents “Warmth and charm, Alan Carr captures the spirit of a bygone age of British Comedy.” The Daily Telegraph “A comedian who owns the space he is working in so much, he could put up a flag.” The Independent Tickets: £30 24 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com & 0114 256 5656 He’s back! Stand-up comedian, best-selling author and chat show supremo, the lovable Chatty Man and Tooth Fairy himself….. Alan Carr is back on stage in the autumn of 2011 with a brand new live stand-up show, ‘Spexy Beast’. After a few years rubbing shoulders with A-list celebrities on his very own chat show, multi award-winning Alan Carr returns to his stand-up roots in his first major live comedy tour in four years. “An absolute natural onstage....a born storyteller, sheer entertainment.” Evening Standard www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com 25 Fri 14th & Sat 15th October Friday 14th October Friday 14th October The Greystones Ian D. Montfort 7.00pm Touching the Dead The Last Laugh Comedy Club City Hall 8.30pm The legendary Last Laugh, Sheffield’s premier comedy club is back with mirth and merriment at The Memorial Hall, in The City Hall. The finest stand up comedians on the planet have graced our stage since 1992, come and see what all the fuss is about. We have three of the finest acts on the UK circuit, all held together by a very funny compere. “Ian D Montford, a gloriously deadpan pseudo-psychic. His show begins with laughable attempts to work the audience and then Binns starts unleashing faintly inexplicable clairvoyant revelations, leaving most of the room gasping with incredulity. So he can spoof it, and really ‘do it”. ***** Telegraph Stu Goldsmith Another Lovely Crisis 9.30pm Whether cheering up a distressed child, helping prevent a riot, or genuinely saving another human’s actual life, Stuart Goldsmith is excellent in a crisis. When the chips aren’t down however, it’s a very different story... Exhilarating stand-up about embracing anxiety, conquering indecision, and getting Tasered. “Expert stand-up” Sunday Times After the show, the tables go back and Chris “As Seen on TV” Fox spins the best disco tunes until the early hours. “Consistently, dependably, utterly funny.” ***** ThreeWeeks On Fridays ONLY book 20 tickets for the price of 15! Doors open 15 minutes before each show. The first show finishes at 9.00pm, the room must be cleared by 9.15pm Tickets: £16 26 & 0114 221 0317 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com “Not one single dull moment.” **** The Scotsman Tickets: £5 each& 0845 251 9017 Dave Gorman City Hall 8pm Dave Gorman’s Powerpoint Presentation The man behind Are You Dave Gorman? and Googlewhack Adventure returns with a brand new show. Always one of comedy’s most innovative thinkers this genre stretching performer is back… and for this brand new show he’s formed a double act… with a projector screen. And they’d like to show you their powerpoint presentation. Cast your powerpoint prejudice* aside, it’s not just for business meetings. “Gorman has seen his stock rise to such an extent that he’s poised, as never before, to make the leap from cult figure to mainstream phenomenon.” Telegraph *Some bullet points will be used. Tickets: £20 & 0114 278 9789 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com 27 Friday 14th October Friday 14th October Saturday 15th October The Greystones Daliso Chaponda Laughrica Cabaret Boom Boom Crookes Social Club The Comedy Store Players The Lyceum 8pm Tickets: £15.50 & 0114 249 6000 28 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com 7.45pm Sheffield’s most exciting and eclectic Cabaret takes over Crookes Social Club for a very special night. The star studded line up includes hilarious prop comic GEORGE EGG, performance painter JON HICKS and quirky toe taping tunes from BISCUITHEAD AND THE BISCUIT BADGERS. The world famous Comedy Store Players perform a completely improvised show, based on audience suggestions. The cast have no script and no idea of what is going to happen. Plus surprises from the 3 regular comperes and DJ Mr Music. Eye popping, jaw dropping, live entertainment. Dressing up is always encouraged. Expect a fast-paced, exiting and spontaneous show with absurdity, surreal sketches, music and expertly-crafted mayhem from the finest in the business. Tickets from Levitt’s Store, Walkley 0114 234 55 36 and Rocky Horrors, Division Street 0114 249 34 61 Venue: Crookes Social Club, Mulehouse Road, S10 1TD “These are masters of their craft and there wasn’t a dull moment. Terrific fun.” Manchester Evening News Full details www.cabaretboomboom.co.uk Adults: £13 Con £10& 0114 234 5536 7.30pm TICKETs £5 Daliso Chaponda is an African comedian but his comedy career has been built on jokes about the insane behaviour of Westerners. He still thinks Westerners are crazy but for his latest show he’s focusing his humorous eye on Africa. Westerners are insane but to be perfectly honest, Africans are even crazier. Corruption, tribalism, colonialism, HIV epidemics, absolute dictatorships, ivory smuggling, witch doctors... Jarred Christmas Let’s Go MoFo’s! TICKETs £10 9.30pm Jarred Christmas has got loads of stories. Jarred Christmas has loads of jokes. Jarred Christmas has loads of energy. So he has combined these 3 pillars of comedy into one mighty show. This is Jarred at his best, Charming, in ya face, sweaty and funny. “Irrepressible, boisterous and bloody marvellous” TVNZ Doors open 15 minutes before each show. The first show finishes at 9.00pm, the room must be cleared by 9.15pm Tickets: £5/£10 & 0845 251 9017 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com 29 Saturday 15th October Since 1971… • we’ve cared for Sheffielders with terminal illnesses • and supported family and friends. We’re Sheffield’s only hospice and our ADVERT services are free. Every year we need to raise more than £4 million to keep on doing what we do. So please help us continue to offer that care and support to local people at the most difficult time in their lives. Make a regular gift to St Luke’s… and bring grins to lots of faces! The Everly Pregnant Brothers The Lyceum 8pm Seven Sheffield men living life as it should be: With a smile, a beer and a uke! Tickets: £14.50 & 0114 249 6000 30 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com In the two years since Sheffield artist Pete McKee had a good idea over a pint with his mate Bails, The Everly Pregnant Brothers have gone from strength to strength. Razor sharp northern lyrics mixed with angelic ukulele playing have seen this seven piece in huge demand both in the UK and internationally. Their Big Nights Out are stuff of legend as they mix the finest standup in the UK with Stadium Uke! Fully sold out in 2010, this is the Biggest Night Out of 2011 - don’t miss it! www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com 31 Saturday 15th October Saturday 15th October Sunday 16th October The Greystones Elis James The Lescar John Scott 7.30pm Totally Made Up At Edinburgh 2010 John Scott won Take the Mic and £12,000 pounds. People kept saying, “You must be totally made up.” He was. “Expect to see him somewhere big very soon.” The List Dave Spikey City Hall Paul Sinha 8pm “Words Don’t Come Easy” Inspired by the amazing audience reaction to his deconstruction of song lyrics in his “Best Medicine Tour” combined with his fascination with the vagaries of the English Language, Dave’s hilarious new show examines many more situations in life where words really don’t come easy. These include tongue-tied parents explaining the facts of life, ridiculous 32 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com newspaper stories, poems, pathetic adolescent chat-up lines, hospital speak, learning a foreign language and an extended selection of song lyrics that range from the lazy through surreal to the ridiculous. Throw in a “Champion the Wonder Horse” sing-a-long, a look at Ancient Abyssinian Contraception, Rubbish School Trips, Epidural Anaesthesia and The Last Supper and you have all the ingredients for a rich and spicy comedy casserole - a sort of Lexicon-Carne! Sorry. Tickets: £17.50 & 0114 278 9789 9.30pm See both shows for only £8 7.30pm Fresh from Russell Howard’s Good News (BBC3) and the Rhod Gilbert Show (BBC Radio Wales), Elis brings his third show of hilarious storytelling to Sheffield. “Charming, impish, excruciatingly funny” The Scotsman “A complete joy” Time Out Isy Suttie 9.30pm Pearl and Dave “Mesmerising” The Scotsman Dripping with dreams and heartbreak, this is the multi-character story of an online romance, told through messages sent between the two protagonists, Pearl and Dave. Set to music, the show’s interspersed with vignettes from Isy’s own love life as she mirrors her two subjects in her quest for ‘The One’. Also known as Dobby in Peep Show (C4) and Kiki in Whites (BBC2), Isy is a long-time musical stand-up noted for her joyful outlook. Double British Comedy Award nominee. “Indian poof” Jim Davidson “Comedy with heart and soul” Chortle Looking At The Stars “The best, cleverest, funniest, most thought-provoking piece of stand-up I have ever seen” Fringe Guru “An alluring mix of quick wit, self-deprecation and fierce intelligence” Fest Doors open 15 minutes before each show. The first show finishes at 9.00pm, the room must be cleared by 9.15pm Doors open 15 minutes before each show. The first show finishes at 9.00pm, the room must be cleared by 9.15pm Tickets: £5 each & 0845 251 9017 Tickets: £5 each & 0845 251 9017 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com 33 Sunday 16th October The Lescar Sunday 16th October Sunday 16th October Wednesday 19th October 7.30pm Jamie Sutherland After a sellout show at last years festival this Scouse favourite returns to Sheffield with his fun filled show. The hour is gag filled observational comedy at its best, Jamie doesn’t do politics - he just does funny. If its gags you want, then it’s this show you should be coming to see. Shandy drinkers and students are welcome, but should sit at the back. “undeniably brilliant” Chortle Steve Gribbin 9.30pm Still Kicking! The scouse musical mirthmeister pours scorn on the big society, the NHS reforms and the arrogant dominance of Man Utd, but is full of hope for The Arab Spring and the reunion of Pulp. “A very funny wee man!” Liverpool Echo Doors open 15 minutes before each show. The first show finishes at 9.00pm, the room must be cleared by 9.15pm Tickets: £5 each & 0845 251 9017 34 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com Howard Read City Hall Tom Stade City Hall 2pm Little Howard’s Big Show With three smash hit series’ of their acclaimed BBC One show Little Howard’s Big Question and a nomination for the prestigious Perrier Award under their belt, our heroes find themselves in trouble with the Queen following their performance on the The Royal Variety Performance. Now a sinister government inspector is lurking and our heroes must perform the show of their young, and not-quite-soyoung, lives to save Big Howard from jail! This brand new show features songs, sketches, magic, a cheeky pigeon from Barnsley, a brand new invisible character, The Royal Monkey Philharmonic Orchestra, a large frying pan and more laughs than should be possible. “Appeals to both kids and adults but, like The Simpsons, it’s almost wasted on the youngsters” **** Chortle Tickets: £10/£8 & 0114 278 9789 Arthur Smith City Hall 8pm Exposed! Join comedian, writer, broadcaster and all-round British institution Arthur Smith and bask in an evening of laughter and off the wall humour with one of the ‘alternative comedians’ who shook up the world of light entertainment in the nineteen eighties and nineties. Arthur is simply one of our funniest and most original comic performers and is guaranteed to bring you a night of hilarity, mirth and scandal...with a touch of rudeness thrown in for good measure. Tickets: £15 & 0114 278 9789 8pm Co-star and co-writer of Frankie Boyle’s Tramadol Nights (Ch4), and as seen on Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow (BBC One) & Stand-Up For The Week (Ch4). Don’t miss hugely talented Canadian émigré Tom Stade in his eagerly awaited debut nationwide tour. His magnetic stage presence, irrepressible charm and first-class storytelling have established him as one of the most sought after performers on the UK and international circuit. Join Tom’s inimitable, offbeat world for a truly unforgettable night of comedy from one of the finest stand-up’s around. “Wonderfully imaginative, original and hilarious” Rhod Gilbert “Gloriously funny silly and smart” ***** Scotsman “One of the best practitioners of stand-up we’ve got... stand-up elite” **** Chortle Tickets: £13.50/£11.50 & 0114 278 9789 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com 35 Wednesday 19th October Thursday 20th October ADVERT So much, so near, so different Have a brilliant orkshire New Art Club The Foundry 7.30pm Big Bag of Boom New Art Club are back with their latest piece of genredefining stand-up dance. Pete Roden and Tom Shenton, one of the truly original forces in comedy, bring together the most explosive moments from a decade of shows. Relive some classic moments including inappropriate country dancing to Heaven 17, a wonderfully twisted ensemble game of peekaboo, and the hilarious Various Monsters. Or, if you’ve never seen New Art Club before, be introduced to their sublimely elegant stupidity. Winner of Edinburgh Spotlight Best Comedy Award 2010 “Expert timing and tongue-in-cheek wit” Times “Think Morecambe and Wise at Sadler’s Wells” Evening Standard “Back-achingly, stomach creasingly funny and brilliantly constructed comedy” Sunday Herald Welcome to Yorkshire is proud to support Sheffield Comedy Festival go to yorkshire.com/festivals or call 0113 36 322 3500 for a free visitor guide quoting 4995 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com Tickets: £10/£7 & 0114 222 8777 John Ryan The Lescar 7.30pm Medicine Man 2010 NHS Award Winning John Ryan’s Medicine Man, is an innovative comedy show aimed at encouraging men to take a more active role in their health. This Essex boy uses his fast paced witty retorts to have comedy audiences eating out of the palm of his hand. There’s neither a subject nor situation that John can’t tackle head on with charm and humour. For many men the thought of discussing their problems is a nightmare but with John’s comedic approach to raising awareness it’s more ‘share’ than ‘scare’, with a whole lot of laughs along the way. “A five star performer” LBC Radio Tickets: £5 & 0845 251 9017 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com 37 Thursday 20th October Friday 21st October Friday 21st October Photo by Idil Sukan/DrawHQ Lady Garden City Hall 8pm Lady Garden, ‘one of the top five sketch acts to see in the UK’ (The Independent), return to Sheffield Comedy Festival with their brand new show fresh from their critically acclaimed run at Edinburgh Festival. As heard on BBC Radio 4 and seen at Glastonbury, The Comedy Store and Latitude. “Funny and inventive” The Guardian “One of the most exciting & laugh out loud funny young sketch groups” Time Out The Last Laugh Comedy Club City Hall 8.30pm The legendary Last Laugh, Sheffield’s premier comedy club is back with mirth and merriment at The Memorial Hall, in The City Hall. The finest stand up comedians on the planet have graced our stage since 1992, come and see what all the fuss is about. We have three of the finest acts on the UK circuit, all held together by a very funny compere. After the show, the tables go back and Chris “As Seen on TV” Fox spins the best disco tunes until the early hours. On Fridays ONLY book 20 tickets for the price of 15! Tickets: £12/£10 & 0114 278 9789 38 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com Tickets: £16 & 0114 221 0317 Andy Parsons City Hall 8pm Gruntled Andy Parsons once found some underpants in a jar of mayonnaise. He may talk about it. Or he may not. This is his third tour round the country. It may be his last. There’s only so much of the UK a man needs to see. The more you travel the more chance there is that your mayonnaise may contain underpants. So he will be holding nothing back. Yes, this show will shave even closer – and will be nothing but the whole truth, slightly embellished. Time Out, New Zealand International Comedy and Montreal Just For Laughs Comedy Festival award winner. “Terrific satirical stand-up” Independent on Sunday “Parsons is on cracking form” Sunday Times “Parsons at the peak of his powers” ***** The Scotsman Tickets: £15 & 0114 278 9789 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com 39 Friday 21st October Lloyd Langford The Greystones Fri 21st & Sat 22nd October Al Pitcher 7.30pm The Cold Hard Facts of Life A brand new stand-up show featuring jokes about mice and cling film. Finally, a comedian unafraid to tackle the big issues. Expect a heady mix of jokes, facts, stories and trivia. You may have seen Lloyd on Ask Rhod Gilbert (BBC1) or heard him on The Now Show (BBC Radio 4). He’s also one of the eight comedians in Edinburgh this year not to have been on Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow. “A lugubrious Welshman with a knack of turning out juicy one-liners, Langford is a rising star” The Guardian Tickets: £8/£5 & 0845 251 9017 40 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com The Lescar 7.30pm/9.30pm THE ANNUAL AL PITCHER PICTURE SHOW (EVERY YEAR SINCE 2009) Now a resident in Sweden, AL PITCHER decided 2 years ago that he would do his award winning AL PITCHER PICTURE SHOW at every GRIN UP NORTH FESTIVAL, so don’t miss out on TRADITION plus they have even started to sell out. So get yourself along and see this unique show. AL goes around on the day and takes photos of Sheffield and then with the help of a not too shy Yorkshire crowd, the show is created. He uses photos of t’other places too or it just becomes a fat lad showing holiday photos of lovely Sheffield. * Awards won in Leicester, Sydney and Newcastle - this is not a lie Tickets: £8 & 0845 251 9017 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com 41 THOUSANDS OF RETURN TICKETS TO LONDON EVERY WEEK FOR £32 Saturday 22nd October OR LESS ADVERT Lee Nelson City Hall 8pm Hello u blurb readin legend! Its Lee Nelson here from off ur tele + i’m coming to a crap town near u with my well new tour! only at eastmidlandstrains.co.uk Its gonna b bigga, betta + even funnier than my last tour + a lot fatter as well coz this time i’m bringing my best mate + fat legend Omelette! So dont b a mug - stop readin this rubbish + get urself a ticket! do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it!! Qwaliteeeeeee! Special note 2 birds - if u ask nicely i’ll sign any part of ur body afta the show! Tickets: £22.50 & 0114 278 9789 42 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com Return price is based on two Standard Advance Single Tickets available at eastmidlandstrains.co.uk. Advance fares are subject to availability. Terms and conditions apply. www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com 43 Saturday 22nd October Sunday 23rd October Sunday 23rd October Sunday 23rd October The Lescar Nathan Caton 7.30pm Get Rich or Die Cryin’ The award-winning comedian (as seen and heard on ITV’s FHM Stand-Up Hero & BBC Radio 4) tackles everything from race to ‘your mum’ jokes in a hilarious show that will leave you no doubt as to why Caton is regarded as one of the hottest rising stars on the scene with a glittering career ahead! Steve Shanyaski The Greystones 9.30pm Wasn’t I Supposed to be Goldie? Steve Shanyaski spent his entire life dreaming and working towards becoming a top UK dance music producer... Only to end up appearing on ITV1 as a stand up comic? “Confident, charismatic and upbeat.” Chortle Russell Kane City Hall 8pm Manscaping In place of his dreams of turntables and VIP rooms, he now has a mortgage, a provision-dependant girlfriend, and an ‘exclusive’ Costco membership card. Join Fosters Comedy Award Winner and star of loads of stuff on telly, Russell Kane as he mercilessly explores the ridiculous state of masculinity in the modern world. He shaves his chest fur; you watch and laugh. So did it all go wrong, did it all go right - or has it really gone from “Shizzle” to “Drizzle”? “A seriously good comedian.” ***** The Times Join Steve as he looks at what inspires us, and conspires against us. “Inspiring and brilliant stand-up... perfect” Chortle Tickets: £5 44 & 0845 251 9017 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com “one of the finest young performers around” Time Out Tickets: £17.50 & 0114 278 9789 The Greystones Martin Mor 7.30pm The Call of The Golden Frog This Northern Irish comedian has spent 25 years travelling the world performing his shows. He has journeyed out to the edge and looked into the abyss so that you don’t have to. He has seen behind the curtain, and returned to tell the tales. A show about looking and thinking. “Off beat, unusual, outrageous” Time Out John Moloney 9.30pm Chris McCausland 9.30pm Butterflies with Stretchmarks TicketS £8 King of the one-liners John Moloney has been a comedian for twenty years, and has appeared at every major International Comedy Festival, brilliantly showcasing his crafted and intelligent material. He is a quite unique exponent of stand-up comedy (so says The Scotsman). Spend an hour in the company of one of the UK’s best looking, most experienced and cherished stand-ups. Big Time Following last years 5 star show, the award-winning standup returns – Big Time. “Truly brilliant observational humour... One of the funniest standups in recent years” Three Weeks “delivers his punchlines with all the precision of a stealth bomber” The Edinburgh Guide “Critics Choice” Times Doors open 15 minutes before each show. The first show finishes at 9.00pm, the room must be cleared by 9.15pm Doors open 15 minutes before each show. The first show finishes at 9.00pm, the room must be cleared by 9.15pm Tickets: £5/£8 Tickets: £5 each & 0845 251 9017 & 0845 251 9017 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com 45 Monday 24th October Wednesday 26th October Thursday 27th October The Lescar Jason Byrne City Hall Martin Beaumont 8pm Cirque du Byrne Roll up, roll up as Edinburgh’s top selling comedian Jason Byrne takes to the road to hotwire your comedy funny bones with his brand new show, Cirque du Byrne! Freddie Starr City Hall 8pm The Come Back Tour 2011 Tickets: £21.50 & 0114 2789 789 46 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com The madcap legend that is Freddie Starr is back with his Come Back Tour. Freddie will be bringing back some of his well loved impressions and brand new sketches with his exciting brand new show! One of Britain’s best loved and most enduring performers - don’t miss this evening of madness and mayhem. Brought to you by the ringmaster of tom-foolery himself, this promises to be an anarchy packed show of acrobatic proportions. Encounter deviously constructed comic spectacle, be tamed by on-stage farce and audience interaction, and gasp in awe at daring comic stunts as the definitive clown of comedy pushes his riotous show to the edge. Jason’s inspired, original brand of high-energy intelligent lunacy ensures that there is no other comedian like him and his sell out shows have attracted accolades including Chortle Award for Best Headliner, Perrier Newcomer Award Nomination and Perrier Award Nomination. Tickets: £15 7.30pm & 0114 278 9789 I’m sorry what was the Question? I don’t know it seems that banks now rob you. Politician’s eh? Stores won’t take things back, you phone to complain about something and you’re on a premium rate number, your informed that in hospitals you will be seen in ten minutes but this is by someone who tells you to wait five hours. Seymour Mace 9.30pm Happypotamus It’s March 21st 2011. No idea about my show beyond a vague notion; happiness. Like me? Come along. Don’t know me? Take a chance. Don’t like me? Join the club. “A whole different kettle of joke” List Doors open 15 minutes before each show. 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Tommy’s mastery of stand-up allows him to take risks other comedians dare not. Through hilarious story telling and a high energy, non-apologetic delivery he continually challenging his audience who can be confident they are in safe hands. To see Tiernan live is a rare treat, as his stories unfold and themes are elaborated his performance mesmerises as his lyrical way with words make you laugh harder than you’d ever believe possible. Suitable for 18+ Tickets: £17 & 0114 278 9789 The Last Laugh Comedy Club City Hall 8.30pm The legendary Last Laugh, Sheffield’s premier comedy club is back with mirth and merriment at The Memorial Hall, in The City Hall. The finest stand up comedians on the planet have graced our stage since 1992, come and see what all the fuss is about. We have three of the finest acts on the UK circuit, all held together by a very funny compere. After the show, the tables go back and Chris “As Seen on TV” Fox spins the best disco tunes until the early hours. On Fridays ONLY book 20 tickets for the price of 15! Tickets: £16 & 0114 221 0317 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com 49 Friday 28th October Friday 28th October Saturday 29th October Saturday 29th October See both shows for £12/£8 Markus Birdman Robin Ince Dreaming HAPPINESS THROUGH SCIENCE (2 shows) Andrew Bird’s Village Fete 2 shows 7.30 - 8.30pm and 9.30 - 10.30pm People say follow your dreams. They don’t mean it. They mean get a job. Dreams are like children, follow them too long, people get suspicious. Star Corpse Apple Child Hot off his world village tour, (well, Northamptonshire) stand-up comedian, Andrew Bird, brings the day to day happenings of a small village, to a wider audience. Village life, where the local news isn’t all about ‘the big stories’, just the ridiculous little ones. Fun for all, and there might even be a raffle. The Search for Happiness The Lescar 9.30pm It’s a show about what you hope for, it’s about what happens when reality gets kicks in, it’s about an hour. “Birdman’s the all-round package. Hip, witty and silly. Made me laugh so hard it hurt!” BBC “Delightfully comic, topical, controversial and personal.” **** List The Greystones 7.30pm 7.30 - 8.30pm Does science make you happier? From Infinite Monkey Cage and other Radio 4 stuff. Used to be on TV when younger. Owns a telescope. Likes reading. May explain title. No whistling. Struggle for Existence 9.30 - 10.30pm We’re all going to die and Robin is trying to get used to the idea. Find out how to avoid wasting your life and why you are all freaks. 50 & 0845 251 9017 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com The Lescar 9.30pm “Funny as hell” Rhod Gilbert “A great storyteller, there is far more to him than first meets the eye. Funny, likeable and effortless.” Time Out Jason Cook The Greystones 7.30pm No Sheffield Comedy Festival is complete without a visit from one of our favourite Geordie Motormouths, Jason Cook. This year jason bring us “The Search for Happiness” so why not come along, watch him let rip, and see if you don’t feel happier afterwards? Always sells well, book early to avoid disappointment. “Total & utter joy. My jaw aches from laughing” Time Out “The hour whips past with not a moments lull” Chortle “A natural comedian” The Stage “Absorbing, intelligent and funny.” **** Metro Tickets: £5 Andrew Bird Tickets: £8/£6 & 0845 251 9017 Tickets: £5 & 0845 251 9017 Tickets: £10 & 0845 251 9017 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com 51 Saturday 29th October ADVERT Sarah Millican City Hall 8pm “Watch her transition to national treasure begin here.” Sunday Times After selling out all 120 dates on her debut tour, Sarah Millican is back on the road with a new show. Ever wondered how to make a home made treadmill? The practicalities of an orgy? Or what to do when you don’t like parties but do like party food? Wonder no more. If your glass is half full, she’ll top it up. Please note that this show is not suitable for Under 16’s. Tickets: £20 52 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com & 0114 278 9789 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com 53 Sunday 30th October Sunday 30th October a BIG thank you! This festival couldn’t happen without the help and support of so many people and organisations. We’re sure we will have forgotten somebody so please accept our apologies in advance! The Greystones Bennett Arron 7.30pm JEWELSH Bennett Arron is both Jewish and Welsh which means he’s never quite sure why he’s being beaten up.... “Genuinely original and funny“ The Times “Hilarious... razor sharp“ The Standard “A Welsh Seinfeld“ The Guardian Laurence Clark Health Hazard 9.30pm Despite some bizarre personal experiences of his own, Laurence remains a fan of the NHS and travels across America to convince its citizens that they too should have a free healthcare for all. Watch in awe as a range of hilarious events, myths and opinions unfold before your very eyes! “Makes Chris Morris look lightweight. Dangerously funny” The Scotsman The Lescar Dave Longley 7.30pm No Light Without Heat The best bits of three shows. All the funny stuff, none of the shite. Plus, PLANNED IMPROVISATION. 4 extra inches on your penile length. GUARANTEED. **** Metro, 3 weeks, Chortle, Scotsman Zoe Lyons 9.30pm Terms and Conditions Apply Brand new hour of stand up from award winning comedian, Zoe Lyons as seen on Micheal McIntryes Comedy Roadshow (BBC1), The Wright Stuff (C5) and Mock The Week (BBC2). Zoe takes a side ways view on the little irrritations of life and delivers a high energy, sometimes silly, sometimes physical but always funny show. Doors open 15 minutes before each show. The first show finishes at 9.00pm, the room must be cleared by 9.15pm Doors open 15 minutes before each show. The first show finishes at 9.00pm, the room must be cleared by 9.15pm Tickets: £5 each & 0845 251 9017 Tickets: £5 each & 0845 251 9017 54 www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com Thanks to The Festival Team Jules Wasley, Billy Heaton, Chris Fox, Jill Phillips, Vicky Varley, Marie Shipley, April Fleming & Laura McCarthy Nicky, Jill and all the kids who put up with Toby and Scott never being home! Greyhound photos by James Stewart. Model Big Ron. Paul Billington, Mick Crofts, Richard Eyre, John Mothersole, Roy & Linda Cattlin, Brendan Moffett, Amy Carter, Mark Fielding, Wendy Ullyett, David Todd, Graham Walker, Emma Angell, Greg Oldfield, Brandon Jones, Claire Hopkinson, Steve South, Gemma Mainprize Katie Wright, Andy Graham, Andy Bridger, Robert Gambino, Big Rich, Harjit Kaur, Jennifer Sachs, Prof Vanessa Toulmin, Carole Procter, Simon Bailey, Joanne Jones, Dominic Stokes, Rob O’Shea, Carrie Warr, Paul Green, Steve Brailey, Steve Sly, Nigel Wragg, Jayne Moyses, Dave Clarson, Ian Cracknell, Kirsty Bowen, Steve Squibb, Deidre Pashley, Edward Highfield, Joe Fowler, Dav Thomas, Helen Flather, Chloe Janssen-Lester, Jonathan Skill, Steve White, Franca Martella, Toby Oliver, Keith Arrowsmith, Chris Woods and all the team at The Lescar & Greystones. OMlJK:DPsy www.sheffieldcomedyfestival.com 55 BILL BAILEY DANDELION MIND ( G E N T LY M O D I F I E D ) ����� ‘DEVASTATINGLY FUNNY. BAILEY MAKES COMEDY FEEL TRULY SPECIAL.’ METRO ���� ‘A GLORIOUS TWO HOURS OF COMEDY. IT MAY WELL BE HIS BEST YET.’ TIMES ���� ‘WHOLESOME MERRIMENT WITH ADDED BRAINS RARELY GETS THIS GOOD.’ EVENING STANDARD ‘A SHOW THAT’S PERFECT, JUST PERFECT.’ CHORTLE BILL BAILEY DANDELION MIND NEW DVD OUT NOW! 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