Slippy`s TribbleBurger

Slippy’s TribbleBurger
Slippy’s TribbleBurger
“TribbleBurger – For when you‟re hungry as a targ! Take
a TribbleBurger home today!”
Open Mon-Wed 8 am-11 pm, Thur-Sun 5 am-2 am
Starbase 01, Level 7A (Next to Club 47)
Communicator Channel “TribbleBurger”
Transporter Transponder “BVR”
At TribbleBurger, our food has been flash-seared over an open flame, powered by an EPS conduit
jury-rigged from Jeffries Tube 7A-35L. Plasma-broiled Goodness!
"I'd rather be assimilated then miss out on a TribbleBurger!"
(Quote attributed to, but not confirmed from, Admiral Quinn, on whose „borrowed‟ stationary these menus are
printed)
From the Office of Admiral Quinn, Chief of Star Fleet, United Federation of Planets
Slippy’s TribbleBurger
Individual Items
01
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The Original TribbleBurger (OTB)
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25cr
Still our most popular seller. A Tribble patty cooked to perfection and perched on
a Bajoran Mapa bun with Plomeek lettuce and tomato.
02
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TribbleBurger Deluxe (TB-D)
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30cr
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25cr
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40cr
The Original, just a different name and a higher price.
03
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TribbleBurger Jr. (TBj)
Half the size as the Original. Costs the same.
04
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TribbleDoubleBurger (TDB)
Two Tribble patties on a Bajoran Mapa bun. Wrapped in foil to protect our
customers from possible radiation exposure. No need to be frightened, it IS only a
precaution.
05
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TribbleDoubleBurger Jr. (TDBj)
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40cr
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60cr
Half-sized TDB. Full-sized flavor (and price)
06
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TribbleDoubleGutBuster (TDGB)
Made from genetically-enlarged Tribbles, this gargantuan feast is sure to make
you loosen your belt, and reach for the nearest anti-grav cart to haul yourself
away. The TribbleDoubleGutBuster . . . you were warned!
TribbleBurgers are for eat-in or take-out ONLY. Orders will not be sent over the transporter
network, as the Borg Nanites in the special sauce tend to make the bio-filters go wonky.
From the Office of Admiral Quinn, Chief of Star Fleet, United Federation of Planets
Slippy’s TribbleBurger
Individual Items (cont)
07
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TribbleBurgerClassic (TBC)
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50cr
Another repackaging of the OTB. Same great taste, twice the cost.
08
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TribbleBaconBurger (TBB)
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55cr
Our classic with a generous helping of either TribbleBacon or Targ Bacon, fresh
and crispy. We‟ll decide which one you‟ll get.
09
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TribbleDoughnutBurger (TDnB)
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60cr
Inspired by a morning-rush during the Borg invasion. Have it with a cup of
coffee, and you‟re good until dinner-time!
10
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TribblePounderBurger (TPB)
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60cr
One Tribble patty, one massive piece of meat! A full 16 oz of Prime Tribble patty
(net weight before cooking). Sure to weigh you down!
11
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TribbleTripleBurger (TTB)
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75cr
Order with cheese for a meal sure to keep your energy levels up for that all-night
study session at the Academy, or a long-border patrol in the Gamma Orionis
Sector.
12
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TribbleX-traBaconCheeseBurger (TXBCB) -
100cr
A signature-standalone meal! Warning, a doctor‟s permission slip may be
required before purchase.
TribbleBurgers are for eat-in or take-out ONLY. Orders will not be sent over the transporter
network, as the Borg Nanites in the special sauce tend to make the bio-filters go wonky.
From the Office of Admiral Quinn, Chief of Star Fleet, United Federation of Planets
Slippy’s TribbleBurger
Individual Items (cont)
13
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Targ Fries (TF)
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40cr
Best not to ask. Just savor the aroma and belly-pounding greasiness. May we
suggest melted cheese?
14
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Targ House Fries (THF)
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50cr
Big wedges of, well, again . . you don‟t wanna know. Try it with Creamed Tribble.
15
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Targ Waffle Fries (TWF)
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60cr
Created by an accident between our shake machine and . . . oops, that‟s a trade
secret.
16
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Spicey Targ Fries (STF)
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70cr
We were gonna throw the batter mix out, when Slippy decided to recycle it. Viola!
Spicey Targ Fries were born!
Humanoids have been known to break out in “Makbara” after eating our Targ
fries.
17
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The Big Slippy (BS)
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1500cr
We were nearly banned from bringing this mountainous meal to you, our valued
patrons. See the menu under “Student Meals” for a complete description of this
space whale-sized sandwich.
Extreme Cautionary Notice: Eating a Big Slippy has been known to cause
spontaneous involuntary bowel movements in certain . . . well some . . . damn it,
okay . . . ALL humanoid species.
TribbleBurgers are for eat-in or take-out ONLY. Orders will not be sent over the transporter
network, as the Borg Nanites in the special sauce tend to make the bio-filters go wonky.
From the Office of Admiral Quinn, Chief of Star Fleet, United Federation of Planets
Drink Menu
Spirits
(Price per glass unless otherwise indicated)
Aldebaran Whiskey Blood Wine
Cardassian Kanar
450cr
500cr
550cr
Chateau Picard
Romulan Ale Saurian Brandy
575cr
600cr
650cr
Spring Wine
Synthale
Tranya
650cr
50cr a bucket 700cr
Tulaberry Wine
800cr
Light Beverages
Bajoran Deka Tea – Bajoran Kava Juice – Cardassian Yamok Sauce – Coffee –
25cr
25cr
25cr
Earl Grey Tea –
Ferengi Snail Juice – Hot Chocolate –
Klingon Grapok Sauce –
25cr
30cr
35cr
30cr
25cr
Klingon Raktajino – Klingon Targ Milk – Prune Juice –
Romulan Kali-far -
35cr
40cr
40cr
45cr
Root Beer -
Slug-O-Cola –
Trixian Bubble Juice –
Vulcan Spice Tea –
45cr
50cr
55cr
60cr
SIDES (50cr per serving)
Andorian Tuber Root
Bajoran Hasperat
Bajoran Jumja Sticks
Bajoran Larish Pie
Bajoran Mapa Bread
Bajoran Moba Fruit
Banana Pancakes
Banana Split
Betazoid Uttaberries
Bolian Soufle
Cardassian Tapsar Egg
Cardassian Zabu Stew
Catfish Sandwich
Croissant
Ferengi Jellied Green
worm
Ferengi Snail Steak
Ferengi Tube Grubs
Flaked Blood Fleas
Haggis
I'danian Spice Pudding
Jambalaya
Jimbalian Fudge
Jumbo Romulan
Mollusk
Klingon Gagh
Klingon Gladst
Klingon Heart of Targ
Klingon Octopus
Klingon Racht
Klingon Rokeg Blood
Pie
Livanian Beet
Quadrotriticale
Ratamba Stew
Romulan Osol Twist
Thalian Chocolate
Mousse
Tulaberry
Vorta Q'lava
Vorta Rippleberry
Vulcan Plomeek Soup
Slippy’s TribbleBurger
All Breakfast Items served with coffee (Star Fleet issue), Klingon Toast, Targ Butter, and breadsticks
Breakfast Items
The K7 – 125cr
4 slices of Tribble Bacon, 2 slices of whole-grain Quadrotriticale Toast, and a slab of Targ Cheese
Organia - 150cr
Klingon Rokeg Blood Pie and a Croissant, separated by a mini-forcefield. Served with a TribbleBreakfastSteak covered
with Betazoid Uttaberries
Mudd’s Breakfast - 175cr
A Tribble Steak, cooked to perfection and smothered in Jimbalian Fudge. De-lish! (urfgh)
Lore – 300cr
A breakfast fit for a Borg King! Andorian Tuber Root, Bajoran Kava Juice, Banana Pancakes, Bolian Souffle, a scrambled
Cardassian Taspar egg, Ferengi Snail Steak, Herbal Targ Fries, jumbo Romulan Mollusks, Klingon Targ milk, a Romulan
Osol Twist and a TribbleCube (ha-ha) steak. Guaranteed to make you do your Happy Dance!
All Lunches served with a drink and your choice of Targ Fries, Targ House Fries, Targ Waffle Fries, Spicey Targ Fries,
Herbal Targ Fries, or breadsticks
Lunch Menu
The Undine - 200cr
It LOOKS Like a TribbleCheeseBuger, but you can never be quite sure . . . Comes with working syringe.
McCoy - 1000cr
A plain Hamburger."Dammit Jim, I'm a Hamburger, not a TribbleBurger!"
The Redshirt Surprise - 225cr
A TribbleDoughnutBaconBurger, a glass of Suarian Brandy with a shot of Romulan Ale, and a Targ milk chaser.
I cannae hold it any longer, Cap’n! (aka The Plasma Exhaust) - 400cr
A TribbleX-traBaconCheeseBurger with 3 large orders of Targ House Fries, in addition to the complimentary order of
Targ Fries, a large coffee (black), and a bowl of refried beans.
Of course, we do supply special "Containment Units" that are lined with our secret
plating (Atomic Mass = 26.981539) and a magnetomic deflection device. This should
allow you to beam up to your ship with your prized TribbleBurger. While not 100%
perfected, we have had no repeat complaints.
(SMA guidelines require that we list the materials in our special Containment Unit. The plating is aluminum foil and the
deflection device is a targ refrigerator magnet) A side note: Commander Sonak was NOT carrying a TribbleBurger
containment unit when he beamed aboard the USS Enterprise in 2272. His TribbleBurger was in a paper bag.
From the Office of Admiral Quinn, Chief of Star Fleet, United Federation of Planets
All Dinner Specials served with Andorian Smashed Tubers, Vulcan Plomek Soup, Omicron
Seed-pod salad, drinks with unlimited refills (limit 2), and breadsticks
Dinner Specials
The Cerano Jones Special – 150cr
A TribbleDoubleCheeseBurger, Herbal Targ Fries, and a large Slug-O-Cola. You’ll feel like you’ve just been reprieved.
The Klingon Surprise Pack - 200cr
64 Tribbleburger Minis
Assimilation - 250cr
A Tribble-of-BorgBurger, served with a side order of Targ fries smothered in Nanite dressing. Make This Distinctiveness a
Part of your Own Meal.
DS9 - 300cr
Genuine Bajoran TribbleCheeseBurger on Cardassian flatbread.
The Captain Kirk - 350cr
A TribbleTripleChiliCheeseBaconBurger with the Works.
The Admiral Kirk - 400cr
A TribbleDoubleGutBuster with the Works and 50 percent less hair.
Star Fleet Command - 450cr
A TribbleMeal with a Tulaberry shoved in backwards. Ooo, that’s gotta hurt!
All Kid’s meals served with root beer, Romulan Osol Twists, and breadsticks
Kids’ meals all come with a toy surprise (batteries and guarantees not included)
The Sulu – 75cr
A TribbleCheeseBurger scewered on a plastic sword.
The Chekov – 100cr
A TribbleCheeseBurger Deluxe served in a nuclear wessel.
The V’Ger – 300cr
A Giant TribbleCheeseBurger Deluxe with a toy targ in the center.
NOTE: Fire-breathing Targ toys breathe REAL fire. None of that fake, paper „fire‟ our competitors use.
All Senior (RA) Specials served with a Blood of the Klingon shake and breadsticks (limit 24 per diner – the shakes, not the
breadsticks)
Senior Specials (for RA01 and above)
Bugsy’s Big Cheap Bite – 10 1/2cr
A TribbleBaconBurger w/something that looks like bacon, served with yesterday's Targ Fries and a half-empty can of diet
Slug-O-Cola.
Spock – 20cr
A TribbleBaconBurger with Plomak lettuce and adorned with an IDIC symbol carved out of Targ Cheese.
From the Office of Admiral Quinn, Chief of Star Fleet, United Federation of Planets
Scotty – 25cr
A TribbleDoubleCheeseBurger with Targ Fries and a side of Haggis. Served with a mysterious
green liquid.
The Matt (Double) Decker – 25cr
A TribbleDoubleCheeseBurger served on a cracked plate and seared to crispy goodness.
The Original Riker– 30cr
A TribbleDoubleBurger without any hair.
The Mature Riker– 35cr
A TribbleDoubleBurger, covered with hair and with a toy trombone on the side.
The Uhura – 35cr
A TribbleBaconBurger with Herbal Targ Fries and a Klingon Blood shake
The Romy – 40cr
A baked Andorian Tuber Root with a slab of Targ cheese, smothered in concentrated Cardassian Yamok Sauce, and topped
with a Tribble patty.
The T’Plotz – 40cr
A bowl of Vuclan Plomeek soup, a plate Thalian Chocolate Mousse, and a Tribble Steak on whole-quadrotriticale toast.
The Dime – 10cr
A Tribble patty, plain (no bun, no lettuce, no tomato).
Student Meals served with all-you-can-eat breadsticks
Student Meals (for Academy cadets)
Fridays are Two-for-One TribbleDoubleGutBuster Academy Specials nights. Advanced warning is required so that we
may have a janitor and a bucket standing by.
The Big Slippy - 1500cr
"The Big Slippy is made with (take a deep breath . . ) from the bottom up . . . . A slice of Klingon Toast, mayo, Vulcan
Plomeek lettuce, Ferenginar Tomatoes, southern-fried catfish, Targ cheese, sliced roast Targ, goat cheese, a Tribble patty,
Targ Cheese, mushrooms in Cardassian Yamok Sauce, Iceberg lettuce, beef tomatoes, a Tribble patty, American cheese,
Tribble bacon, sliced roast beef, swiss cheese, raw sliced Targ, Seylat cheese, pickles, Romaine (Mira) lettuce, sliced
Bajoran Moba Fruit, onions, processed cheese slice, fried Ferengi Tube Grubs, Heart of Targ sauce, a Tribble patty, Yak
cheese, Canadian sliced bacon, some weeds from the Botanical Gardens, raw Heart of Targ slices, Andorian Sunset onions,
two Bolian Street Slugs, a Tribble patty, Targ mayo, leaves from a plant in Admiral Quinn’s office, tomatoes, Vulcan Yellow
cheese, fried calamari rings, a Tribble patty, white rice cheese, Borg Nanite sauce, jalapenos, Targ bacon, mayo, and topped
with a Bajoran Mapa bun, lightly coated with Omicron Seed-pod seeds. Kept from collapsing with a Mk VII anti-grav field.”
The 1701-A – 4000cr
Feed an entire classroom of cadets! - Two Big Slippy’s and 32 orders of Targ House Fries
The 1701-D – 2500cr
A Big Slippy with a keg of diet Slug-O-Cola
The Big Slippy - Free if you finish the meal by yourself (your survivors will get the bill if you
don’t).
Our first winner was 3rd year Cadet grEzorp O’Mailley from Terra Nova, who finished his Big
Slippy with 15 minutes to spare in the 2-day time limit, and then exploded. For the last 3 hours,
friends, family and total strangers were force-feeding the unconscious Cadet O’Mailley with
spoons while his class cheered them on.
From the Office of Admiral Quinn, Chief of Star Fleet, United Federation of Planets
NOTICE TO PATRONS
“TribbleBurgers – So good, they even make a Vulcan smile!” (of course, it could be just the sauce)
Caution – TribbleBurgers may cause Vulcans to break out in giggles. If this occurs, we suggest immediate evacuation to the nearest Star Fleet
medical facility equipped with error processing type font. Seriously. Only a error processing type font can error
processing type font Vulcans long enough to survive!
All Slippy‟s TribbleBurger employees have been certified by Star Fleet Mental, er, Medical, and have had all their shots. Personal hygiene, however, is
not listed among their strong suits.
All warranties, implicit and implied, are void upon purchase. I mean, think about it. Who in their right mind eats Targ Cheese?
Warning: Our Tribbles are processed in a facility that uses milk, peanuts, seeds, fish, shellfish, treenuts, cat hair, Retanix 5, Ferengi blood pyrocytes,
bromelain, Melvaran Mud Fleas, Icoberry juice, Borg Nanites, and soybeans. If you are allergic only to soybeans, you should have no major
problems. If you are allergic to milk, may we suggest Bean-O and the use of our drive-up window. If you are reading this AFTER your meal, the
Communicator Code for Starbase Medical emergencies is “HELPME”.
In spite of any notices sent out by the Star Fleet Board of Health, Slippy‟s TribbleBurger does not now, nor has it ever, lac ed patrons Texas Targ Fries
or Blood of the Klingon Shakes with corbomite, omega particles, or red matter, „just to see what would happen‟. Our staff would never do anything
illegal (if they thought they would get caught).
We accept all Federation currencies, but we prefer gold-pressed Latinum or cases of Romulan Ale. We also take Tribbles of Borg in trade.
TribbleBurger Party-Paks have been known to prevent mutinies!
Healthy Food Notice: TribbleBurgers contain nothing that modern Star Fleet Medical cannot cure . . . or at least, is currently working on a
treatment/remedy/vaccine for.
Notice: Due to on-going research by the Federation Medical Association, we have temporarily decided to discontinue serving the
TribbleDoubleChiliCheeseBurger to indigenous species of Alpha Centauri.
None of the food served at Slippy‟s TribbleBurger is replicated . . . (see notice about transporters on pages 2, 3, and 4)
TribbleBurgers put an end to the myth that Klingons HATE Tribbles. It‟s all about the special sauce.
Cyndi! The holo-sign is
still crooked. We’ll never
be ready for opening day
at this rate!
Future home of
Slippy’s TribbleBurger
Bite me!
We use Berthold Rays in our cleaning system. No need to be concerned, there are Omicron spore seeds on your buns.
From the Office of Admiral Quinn, Chief of Star Fleet, United Federation of Planets
Slippy‟s TribbleBurger menus are available in the following languages :
Federation Basic – Welcome to Slippy’s TribbleBurger
Ferengi – Great food cheap prices at Slippy’s
TribbleBurger! and, no, it is only a rumor that Tal
Shiar eat free.
“Great food cheap prices at Slippy‟s TribbleBurger! and, no, it is only a rumor that Tal Shiar eat
free.
Gorn – Slugs available on request from Slippy’s TribbleBurger
”Slugs available on request from Slippy‟s TribbleBurger”
Klingon – 'el HoS wa' Daq maj tuq vo' TribbleBurger
“'el HoS wa' Daq maj tuq vo' TribbleBurger”
(Enter, mighty one, to our House of TribbleBurger)
Preserver – Preservers welcome to order from our
Senior Menu at Slippy’s TribbleBurger
“Preservers welcome to order from our Senior Menu at Slippy‟s TribbleBurger”
Romulan – aefvadh ahht charge e Tal Shiar hrrau Slippys
TribbleBurger
“aefvadh ahht charge e Tal Shiar hrrau Slippys TribbleBurger”
(Welcome. No charge for Tal Shiar at Slippy‟s TribbleBurger)
Vulcan – c'thia ang ur-seveh cha' Slippy's TribbleBurger
“c'thia ang ur-seveh cha' Slippy's TribbleBurger”
(Logic and prosperity from Slippy's TribbleBurger!)
Borg – Welcome to Slippy’s TribbleBurger. Resistance is Futile.
“Welcome to Slippy‟s TribbleBurger. Resistance is Futile.”
From the Office of Admiral Quinn, Chief of Star Fleet, United Federation of Planets
Testimonials:
Romy screams “I want my TribbleBaconBurger, and I want it NOW, Pink Skin! . . . Or
someone is going to DIE . . . HORRIBLY!”
<GM> Skytrail comments “I‟d do my Happy Dance anywhere to eat for free at
TribbleBurger! . . . What the hell do you mean GM’s don’t get to eat for free?!?
Do you have any idea what our pay-scale is? C’mon, give me a break!”
[02:37] Dime@Dime: Have you been to Slippy’s
TribbleBurger yet?
[02:37] Romy@Romy: Yeah. Went there last Weds
and had the Admiral Kirk, lolz.
[02:37] Bugsy@Bugsy: Where’s Slippy’s? I looked
for the cardboard box, but it was thrown in the
trash.
[02:38] <GM>Skytrail@Skytrail: Get with it, noob!
Slippy’s is in Club 47 now, lol.
[02:38] T’Plotz@T’Plotz: Hey, SkyT! Can I get a free
TriddleBurger? Pretty please with a [Tribble of
Borg] on top?
[02:38] Bugsy Shaka, when the TribbleBurgers fell.
[02:38] Bugsy When TribbleBurgers at T’Plotz
[02:38] Dime@Dime: Triddle?
[02:38] Romy@Romy: a widdle TriddleBurger. Lol
[02:28] T’Plotz@T’Plotz: oops, TribbleBurrer.
[02:38] T’Plotz@T’Plotz: damn it. Grrr
[02:38] Rielle@Rielle: Targ cheese kinda grosses
me out. I mean, really, who eats Targ cheese?
[02:38] <GM> Skytrail@Skytrail: Give me your Targ
cheese, Rielle. Slippy won’t give GM’s free lunches,
and I’m hungry. ;)
[02:38] Slippy@Slippy: Well, when Cyndi gets her
free Tribble of Borg, I’d be happy to feed ya,
Skytrail! heh heh
[02:38] Bugsy@Bugsy: It’s Slippy! The skin-flint!
Get him! Kill da PoTS (piece of Tribble S***) lol
[02:38] Romy@Romy: Die, pink-skin!
[02:38] T’Plotz@T’Plotz: Fix my chipped tooth, Slip!
Those Nanites in the special sauce chipped it!
[02:39] Slippy@slippy: Hey, I’m a Tamarian Envoy! I
claim diplomatic immunity. ha ha
[02:39] Dime@Dime: Diplomatic Immunity don’t
mean squat with a GM around!
[02:39] <GM> Skytrail throws Slippy out an airlock
[02:39] asdasd@dsadsa: Power Level Tribbels! $1.
Our Founder
Slippy T. Weasel
What are your friends saying about Slippy’s TribbleBurger?
First operated out of a card-board box just
off the exchange in Starbase 01, Slippy’s
TribbleBurger continues its dedication to
quality at its new location (shhh, don‟t tell
Admiral Quinn) behind the bar of level One in
Club 47. In the 2 months after its opening,
Slippy’s TribbleBurger passed 7 of Star Fleet
Medical’s Health Inspections! . . . . And 7 out
of 10 is nothing to sneeze at (well, we do
sneeze occasionally). 70% is considered a
passing grade in most school districts, and
that’s good enough for us!
Health Warning: Avoid transporters, Positronic Units, energy
weapons, sonic pulses, transphasic devices, falls over 10 ft, tricorder
scans, and active Warp Cores for 30 minutes after eating a
TribbleBurger. Our advice . . . Take a nap, you‟ve earned it!
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