Guide - Nowhere
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Guide - Nowhere
Page 2 What Where When 2015! Welcome to the 2015 What Where When Guide! The guide is broken down into daily sections. For each day, events are listed in the order they begin, and then alphabetically. Adult events! All of the event information has been added by the event and workshop holders of Nowhere. We trust that they have made smart choices on appropriately marking their events as “adult” if need be. We also trust that you will carefully read the event descriptions for anything you attend or bring your child to. Nowhere presents a wide variety of events and activities and it is up to each individual to make sure that they are comfortable with any events that they or their children attend. The content of this guide! The editors, nor the board of Nowhere, are not responsible for the events submitted, or the spelling / grammar / content of the listings! Adding and amending any events We get it, things change or sometimes you get your brilliant workshop idea a bit too late. Don’t worry about it, you can still go to NoInfo and write any new events or any changes to your currents events on our wonderful WWW Guide white board. Event type/category Start/end times Location Adult event Event organiser / leader / host Need to make changes to an event you’ve listed? Want to add a new event? Go to No-Info! Tuesday Page 3 Tuesday The start of the solution Nature - Technology - Society : Welcome to the Solution Hive! The first day of Nowhere will be the start of a week full of innovative ideas for the future. Feel free to come by any time and share your thoughts and experiences. Some food and drinks will be available, hope to see you at the start of the solution!!! Other Tue 00:00 - Wed 00:00 The Solution Hive BraZa Temple of Reflection - Opening Ceremony Let's meet at the Middle of Nowhere from where we will start a procession, of Bringers of Light, dressed in white, to the Temple of Reflection. At sunrise, our Light will shine in the Temple, together with the first rays of sunlight. Please bring your light (headlamp, pocketlight) and be dressed in white. Other Tue 06:15 - Tue 07:00 Middle of Nowhere Anke van Donkersgoed & Remco Wendt Santacon Dress up as Santa and go Christmas caroling! Party Tue 08:00 - Tue 20:00 Castle of Fuscht Rob Morning Yoga - Lead Your First Ever Yoga Class We would like to offer our beautiful dome to any of you who have considered running a yoga class. Maybe you've always wanted to do this and simply haven't had the chance - so now's your chance. Come along and lead your first ever yoga class. And if a few of you turn up to lead, then share the space, learn from one another and share with those who have come to practice. What a great way to learn! Over to YOU! Spiritual / Healing Tue 08:00 - Tue 09:00 Sssh! YOU! Give you some basic steps and you will do your first step with a partner on Music. We will add more sensual basic step. Adult event! Workshop Tue 10:00 - Tue 11:00 Baby Bloomer Camp Bohemian Can you not survive a festival without a real coffee? Me neither! Come to Babycham and have a quality coffee whilst listening to the soothing tones of a selection of classical music. Meet with other people at Nowhere with similar addictions, hang out! Bring a decent cup! Food and drink Tue 10:00 Tue 12:00 Babycham Paul Pickup Massage tent Tai Chi with Pierre Back ache? Sore mussels? Hangover? Need to relax and unwind? Find me at my massage tent and get ready for the day (or the night). If I'm not there, use the radio in front of tent to call me. Sport massage: No more sore mussels. Let me treat you with tiger balm and a deep tissue massage. You will be back on the dance floor in no time. Relaxing massage: Get a relaxing massage with essential oils, to calm your body and mind. Sensual massages for her: Enjoy a slow, sensual and spiritual massage that will leave completely relaxed, revitalized and with very sweet memories. Sensual massage workshops: Come and experience a sensual massage workshop and enjoy a unique opportunity to expand your knowledge as a sensual lover. Adult event! Spiritual / Healing Tue 10:00 - Sun 19:00 Massage tent, close to the temple of reflection Trench Join Pierre in a four-day course of Tai Chi, or drop in on one session for a mindful start to your day. Spiritual / Healing Tue 10:00 - Tue 11:00 Sssh! Pierre Coffee and Classics Bachata Bootcamp We want You !! Yes you. Come by the volunteer hub and sign up for a shift or task. Fame and glory awaits you. Nowhere Tue 09:00 - Sun 17:00 NoInfo Volunteer Draft Sergant Aerial Conditioning with Alana NoMad Training Exercises to strengthen your arms and core in order to make faster progress on the aerial silks Workshop Tue 09:00 - Tue 10:00 Circo CO Alana Bloom Calling all Nomads, Site Leads, Malfare Shift Leads, Barrio Lead, Cool People, helpful people and people who just want to drop in... We will be hold our second training for people who are not able to attend our first (Sunday). Please come out and find out what it's like to STOP and FLAMED. Want to wear that cool hat? Wounder what the vests are all about? Come on by! Bachata Bootcamp Hello Nice Burners, Workshop bachata Moderna/Sensual. I will explain the basic of bachata music. Key: Massage The world famous* sssh! massage tent returns for a record breaking** 6th year! Every day we will be on hand (geddit?) to soothe your aching muscles and relax your tense flesh. Every day from 10am6pm we have friendly trained masseurs (massouses? massai?) to ease your stress. Just turn up and ask. Open to all ages. [*Not actually famous **Probably there isn't a record for this] Spiritual / Healing Tue 10:00 - Tue 18:00 Sssh! sssh! massage team Hello Nice Burners, orkshop bachata Moderna/Sensual. I will explain the basic of bachata music. Give you some basic steps and you will do your first step with a partner on Music. We will add more sensual basic step. Adult event! Workshop Tue 10:00 - Tue 11:00 Baby Bloomer Camp Bohemian make Nowhere happen !!!! Nowhere Tue 10:00 - Tue 13:00 Middle of Nowhere Bar-Keep Event type/category Start/end times Contact Improvisation - an Introduction contact-improvisation – the free dance that plays with gravity, momentum and weight – is a practice of endless possibilities and (almost) no right and wrong. We'll explore the basics, start with the contact to ourselves – the basis of all contact - explore our own body, it's weight and movement possibilities, before we get in touch with the space and a partner. Workshop Tue 10:00 - Tue 12:00 Touch&Play Deejay Excuse my French Excuse my French est destiné à la communauté francophone de Nowhere, il s'agit à la fois d'un tour explicatif du site, d'une rencontre avec les volontaires francophones et d'un moyen de se rencontrer et d'échanger pour construire vos projets et faire vivre la communauté tout au long de l'année. l’événement partira de kid containment unit à 11h00 pour circuler dans tout Nowhere, si vous avez de la chance le parcours et ses heures de passage approximatives sera déposé à No-Info Nowhere Tue 10:45 - Tue 12:00 Kids Containment Unit Dante Heraives Introduction to Massage Ever wanted to know how to give massages? Come learn how! In this workshop we will teach you the basic strokes of Holistic massage. You don't need to know anything in advance Come with someone, or on your own. Open to all ages. Runs daily at 11am at sssh! Workshop Tue 11:00 - Tue 13:00 Sssh! sssh! massage team Location Adult event Message Board The Highway Message Board comes back this year. Please feel free to write your poetry, classified, events and more the low tech way ! Performance Tue 12:00 - Sun 20:00 Message Board Marc Wettstein Marilynize Yourself Feel the 7 years itch and get a blow with this great Norma Jean Maker ! Performance Tue 12:00 - Sun 20:00 Marylinize Yourself Marc Wettstein Mandala Making Mandala Making with Vik. Bring your own materials or come with yourself. Workshop Tue 12:00 - Tue 13:00 The Wild Encounter Vik Storytelling Workshop Master storysmith Kichael (Natural Born Storytellers) will be leading this easy going storytelling workshop, prior to hosting Natural Born Storytellers on Thursday and Friday. Come along and learn how to tell awesome tales with awesome people! Workshop Tue 12:00 - Tue 13:00 The Hug in the Snug Kichael Connecting Minds – Connecting Bodies This workshop about creating bonds with strangers, first through mindfulness exercises and then through games used in performing arts. We'll use mindfulness to contact with oneself and the other: guided imagination to get to focus on the present moment individually through mindfulness, to take consciousness about the surroundings and our body, how is it, what do we feel, where are we, who are we with, what feelings are we sharing. In performing arts, interpersonal connections are the core for true expression of feelings. This is why the exercises used to train interpretative skills are such a good way to work on self expression and connection with oneself and others. In this workshop we’ll explore some exercises based on eye contact and body contact, mostly accompanied with music, to promote self reliance when sharing situations that require bodily expression and contact with strangers. Workshop Tue 12:00 - Tue 13:00 Touch&Play Ines & Beatriz Prog Afternoons: King Crimson Playing Eclectic/Experimental Prog: King Crimson, Jethro Tull, Frank Zappa, Van Der Graaf Generator, Gentle Giant, Cardiacs and more! Eclectic and experimental prog combines hybrids of style and diversity of theme, promoting many elements Event organiser / leader / host Page 4 What Where When 2015! from different sources in a unique way. For example, if you wanted to hear rock/jazz/baroque/folk all smashing together at the same time, this is the subgenre for you. Weird even by the usual standards of progressive rock. Come and join us in the court of the crimson king. Chillout Tue 13:00 - Tue 18:00 Orphan/Endorphin Danny Johnson Shake Your Silk-Maker Playing funkydiscopsydance tunes for ornately-colored bodies, rhythmic pulsations, asymmetric and staccato legwork, bootyshaking dance moves, rumblerumps and grind-revs as remarkable mating rituals. An invitation to convince our Peacock Spider that you're the one... Be at your best & strutt your stuff. Can’t dance? Well, you’re not getting laid. Either the click or cannibalism is your fate... We serving drinks to the most impressing dancers. Bring Your Own cd's! Party Tue 13:00 - Sun 21:00 wherever the artcar Trailer Trash Tentacles settles on the playa... Randy Hoola Hoop Hoola Hoop party at The Wild Encounter with Jess. Arts and crafts Tue 13:00 Tue 14:00 The Wild Encounter Jess Cadavre exquis (Exquisite corpse) Let's have a progressive and unexpected drawing experience! Come and haunt the paper , colouring, daubing, scribbling! Come and draw your story, keep the momentum, or just draw a line... Arts and crafts Tue 13:00 Sat 13:00 NoInfo Mélia Baillot Ashtanga Yoga You would like to improve your yoga technique or get introduced to ashtanga as a beginner? Come to Sssh! and join us for an ashtanga yoga session. If you like, bring your own mat, blanket, block - whatever you need to feel the most comfy! Spiritual / Healing Tue 13:00 - Tue 14:00 Sssh! Frances Polyamory talks at Nowhere (Beginners) Polyamory is the "nonpossessive, honest, responsible and ethical philosophy and practice of loving multiple people simultanously" If you want to know more about these new relationship models, come to the Polyamory talks ! This 1-hour first talk is specifically for beginners. We explore basic questions : What is Poly exactly ? How does that work ? Can I be polyamorous ? What are the advantages and inconveniences of a poly lifestyle ? How should I deal with jealousy ? How do we make this work ? And, of course, we'll have a Q&A. Who knows, maybe monogamy is not for you ? Talk / Lecture Tue 14:00 - Tue 15:00 Middle of Nowhere Zerh Ariel Soft bisounours pimp my ride Come decorate my small car of every day! Words, drawings, lines, whatever you want! No political or religious symbols by cons ... Let yourself go! Adult event! Arts and crafts Tue 14:00 - Tue 17:00 I don't know yet emeline Polyamory Talks at Nowhere (Beginners) Polyamory is "the honest, responsible and ethical philosophy and practice of loving multiple people simultanously" This 1-hour talk is designed for beginners, polycurious, and anyone interested. We'll cover the basis of polyamory : What exactly is polyamory ? What are the different types of poly relationships ? How do you manage poly relationships ? What are the advantages and inconveniences of polyamorous relationships ? What are the beginner's mistakes ? And of course, we'll have a Q&A ! Who knows, maybe monogamy is not for you ? Talk / Lecture Tue 14:00 - Tue 15:00 Middle of Nowhere Zerh Ariel Origami workshop Make your own origami with the wildies and chill. Bring some materials or just yourself. Workshop Tue 14:00 - Tue 15:00 The Wild Encounter Lydiane & Lucile Flower Making Workshop Exactly that. Jenny will be sharing the craft of making beautiful flowers out of recycled materials bottles, paper, wire, the lot. Like Blue Peter, but classy, and without the badge. Unless you make one yourself. Workshop Tue 14:00 - Tue 16:00 The Hug in the Snug Jenny (She’s a) Brickhaus Let’s build together! We’ll have our big paddling pool full of LEGO out for all ages to play with! If anybody has trouble getting into the swing of things our master builders will be on hand with inspiration and expertise. Arts and crafts Tue 14:00 Tue 16:00 Cŵtch Astrid & Kevin Ten Principles workshop New to Nowhere? Curious what makes us different from a regular festival? Wondering why you're camping in the desert now? Come to the Sssh! camp to learn about the history and philosophy behind Burning Man, as well as the ideas behind the Ten Principles. Questions and discussion welcome. Talk / Lecture Tue 14:00 - Tue 15:00 Sssh! Radiant Soft bisounours pimp my ride Come decorate my small car of every day! Words, drawings, lines, whatever you want! No political or religious symbols by cons ... Let yourself go! Three times : Tuesday, Thursday, Saterday 14 to 17 hours Adult event! Arts and crafts Tue 14:17 - Tue 14:17 I don't know yet emeline Contact Juggling Workshop Have you always wanted to learn how to 'levitate' crystal spheres or roll them all over your body? Than come and join our Contact Juggling Workshop! Contact Juggling is a hypnotising form of juggling that distinguishes itself from other forms because the balls rarely loses contact with the body. This form of art can be described as a combination between magic, mime, dance and juggling. Workshop Tue 15:00 - Tue 16:00 Sssh! Wouter French University Class of Kissing (F.U.C.K) Ziiii Dii OUtraGiouS French, Are VeRy (Very very) ProuD Tou Invite Iou at Dii French UniverSitY Class of KIssIng (F.U.C.K). Dou Noot Seurch for us ! Wii Will find iou. Other Tue 15:00 - Tue 18:00 Top Secret Charly Burn Being at home in your body What do people really think about their own bodies? You will be invited to undress as far as you wish to. You will be invited to tell the group what you think of your own body, if you wish to. We will then discuss what effect the taboo around nudity has on society. Adult event! Workshop Tue 15:00 - Tue 16:00 Poolhaus Mittens Ice to meet Brew Where have you bean all our lives? Meeting nobodies doesn't have to be a grind. Come percolate with your fellow campers at this chilled out event with cold brew coffee and iced tea. Don’t be latte! Food and drink Tue 15:00 Tue 16:30 Cŵtch Laurel Planet Pulpo Story Hour Do you like to read or tell stories, or perhaps recite poetry? Do you wistfully reminisce about the days when your parents would read to you as you drifted off to sleep? Well then, come to Planet Pulpo Story Hour and share a tale or two, or drift along on the waves of words and voices. Other Tue 15:30 - Tue 17:30 Planet Pulpo Stuart Updegrave Poi Spinning Workshop Would you like to learn your first poi tricks or upgrade your current skillset with new advanced moves? Come to SSSH! and join us in the Poi Spinning Workshop. Poi is a performance art, which originated from the Māori people of New Zealand where it was used to train dexterity and coordination. Workshop Tue 16:00 - Tue 17:00 Sssh! Wouter 3 Ps: Pétanque, Pastis and Peace EN: Want to relax, chat and play? Come and enjoy the southern France way of living! We will provide the pétanque balls and serve you pastis. FR: Venez profitez de l'ambiance sudiste autour d'un petit pastis! Food and drink Tue 16:00 Tue 18:00 Ran'Dome by Krampouz: Salon Melo Feel your feet - Feel Fervent For some, when talking about touch, connection and erogenous zones, feet may not enter the picture for reasons of dislike, weariness of having them touched, or simply because they are too far away from our eyes to be noticed. Are you taking your feet for granted? Are they suffering The Dust? During this workshop we will start with a brief anatomical and emotional mapping of the feet, followed by pleasuring them through various sensory experiences (we'll be using more than hands!). Connect with them and indulge in unexpected sensations, never ignore them again! Curious but worried about anyone touching your feet? Do come, as it will be a great opportunity for selfexploration! Workshop Tue 16:00 - Tue 18:00 Touch&Play Diana van Gent Improv Theatre Workshop Improvisation theatre workshop: - Being Happy-Healthy-Sexy (on time & sober) - Energy rising & Active listening - Willingness to make other players happy to play with you For those who wants you'll be able to perform on the stage of the Cabaret Show the same evening !! Performance Tue 16:00 - Tue 18:00 Baby Bloomer Camp Happy Jean Kuddelmuddel: Non-SexualPositive-Touch In this session, we will consciously work with our cuddle boundaries. Together we will agree on a nonsexual experience, without kissing or touching of intimate areas. We will talk about what boundaries are and how we can communicate them better. Everybody will then choose the animal (and scarf colour) that would describe their boundaries the Need to make changes to an event you’ve listed? Want to add a new event? Go to No-Info! Tuesday Page 5 best for this event: a dog (green): I like to cuddle and be cuddled, don’t worry, I am very self-reliant and will express myself if necessary. a cat (yellow): I like to cuddle, but please make first some connection (e.g. eye contact, talk) and make sure that our boundaries are clear to each other. a bird (red): I will first observe and might come to you, if I feel ready. The group will then practise with different games (e.g. blindfolding etc.) and hopefully experience that a touch with good intentions feels good, independently of the gender or age etc. of the giving person. The workshop ends with an extended cuddle puddle. Workshop Tue 16:00 - Tue 18:00 Touch&Play Luis & Nique Nique water vibrations inside your body: natural dance on drums and tabla music produces vibrations. when we feel the music in our bodies the water that we have inside vibrates. we will discover together how to dance naturally, listening to the natural vibration of music inside our feet, legs, soul and heart (open level / egyptian classical bellydance) Workshop Tue 16:30 - Tue 18:00 Intergalactic Freak Company Eloise Pimp your Portable Ashtray Portable Asthrays are an essentail item for any attendee at Nowhere to have with them if they smoke, and even if you dont it is good to have one of these for the smaller MOOPable items you may find you need to dispose of. Come along and join us to make them look stunning and as personally fabulous as you are. Bring your own or if you are quick enough come and grab some of the lovely donated ones which will be available, this will also be a great time to meet the LNT Team and learn how to make MOOP Bags. Arts and crafts Tue 17:00 Tue 19:00 Middle of Nowhere Liss Morgan Kundalini Meditation Shake - dance - sit - lay down and relax. It's as easy as this! Go with the flow of the music in this beautiful active meditation. Spiritual / Healing Tue 17:00 - Tue 18:00 Sssh! Lea Free Camper Gathering A time and place for free campers to get together, meet and greet, socialise, and share the joys of free camping. Chillout Tue 17:00 - Tue 18:00 Top of Nowhere Michelle Thomson backbends, inversions and more with Malaka Adult event! Workshop Tue 17:00 - Wed 19:00 Circo CO Malaka Hula-Hoop Hullabaloo! Got a hula? Bring it to Sentimos barrio and shake your hula with us. Share your tricks, learn a trick or just shake it to some great tunes. All circus skills & bystanders welcome. Workshop Tue 17:30 - Tue 19:00 Sentimos Julia Koskella The Hug Our daily offering of warmth for all that wish to come between 17.30 and 18.30. Exactly as it says on the tin. Hanging out and and hugs. These are the very Hugs that make The Hug at The Snug exactly what it is! Chillout Tue 17:30 - Tue 18:30 The Hug in the Snug Justin Shaft's Shitfaced Breakdance Show! For the 5th year in a row, the biggest workshop is coming back to the Middle of Nowhere! Be prepared to be dazzled with amazing feats of awesomeness! You will learn to get buff, learn how to break dance and battle at the end with your new found skillz! Are you in or are you in. And don't forget to keep yourself hydrated with hard liquor! Adult event! Workshop Tue 18:00 - Tue 19:30 Middle of Nowhere Shaft Casting molds of upper body with plaster tape I will fix you upper body with plaster tape. Then remove it slowly when it's dry. I will then explain to you how to finish it and you can bring it home with you as a memory. It takes more or less 1h00-1h30 and during that time, you can't move. So take it easy and relax while the artist is working :) Any question, come to me and I will show you. Adult event! Arts and crafts Tue 18:00 - Tue 20:00 Baby Bloomer Camp Bohemian Here&Now Opening Ceremony Please come join us as we celebrate the opening of our new camp Here&Now! Our camp is a transformation of Yoga Camp in collaboration with Sacred Spaces. On this afternoon we will give our gratitude for this dream becoming reality by hosting a ceremony full of yoga, music, and dance fusion! Party Tue 18:00 - Tue 20:00 Here&Now The Here&Now Tribe Ropes with Malaka Casting molds of upper body with plaster tape 2 hour Rope Workshop covering basic climbing technique, foot locks & wrist locks leading into poses, I will fix you upper body with plaster tape. Then remove it slowly when it's dry. I will then explain to Key: Event type/category Start/end times you how to finish it and you can bring it home with you as a memory. It takes more or less 1h00-1h30 and during that time, you can't move. So take it easy and relax while the artist is working :) Any question, come to me and I will show you. Adult event! Arts and crafts Tue 18:00 - Tue 20:00 Baby Bloomer Camp Bohemian Tea & Techno Come start your evening out right with some Tea & Techno. Barrio Sandy Biscuits will be serving you pinkie-popping tea to some fine techno tunes. There will also, of course, be some biscuits for you to wash down... which will inevitably be sandy. Food and drink Tue 18:00 Tue 19:00 Sandy Biscuits Sarah Brodsky Lindy Hop COME DANCE with the Wildies !! The Lindy Hop is an American dance that evolved in Harlem (NY), in the 1920-30s and originally evolved with the jazz music of that time. It was very popular during the Swing era of the late 1930s and early 40s. Class may take place at MON upon availability. Workshop Tue 18:00 - Tue 19:00 The Wild Encounter Olivier Spanking for beginners If you want to learn and experience while having fun, this is the workshop for you. The theoretical part has been reduced to a minimum so as to leave ample space to practice phase. Taking a cue from some simple basic techniques of spanking, participants are invited to actively interact with each other by putting into practice what has been proposed in order to live the "experiences". The course is designed primarily for "beginners" but is open to all, even the most "experts" if available to get involved and to interact with others. Adult event! Workshop Tue 18:00 - Tue 19:30 Garden of Joy Federico Svevo AcroYoga AcroYoga-freestyle-join-in-jamm:) Come and join us while we discover body, balance, flying, acrobatics, stretching, relaxing, massages... feelgood fun and play time, whatever vibe and experience you bring along will find a place. every day... tue 18:00-19:00 wed 11:00-12:00 thu 18:00-19:00 fri 11:00-12:00 sat 18:00-19:00 sun 11:00-12:00 or also spontaneously:) if you're super motivated, just show up and see if the moment's right;) Location Adult event Workshop Tue 18:00 - Tue 19:00 Orphan/Endorphin Kati Acroyoga Join us for Acroyoga at Orphan/Endorphin. Combining yoga and acrobatics, Acroyoga enhances the body and the mind (not to mention fun aplenty), Our enthusiastic event leader Kati is eager to guide and, in addition to these workshops, will probably be leading some spontaneous sessions, so drop by and join in :) Workshop Tue 18:00 - Tue 19:00 Orphan/Endorphin Kati Let me see, hear, feel, smell and taste who you are The workshop will allow each person to better know different partners through the 5 senses. The exploration will gradually become more intense and will finish by the tasting and the touching senses which imply a more direct contact between the partners. Eye and body gazing; listening, talking and groaning; smelling each other; touching and being touched slowly; tasting the skin; Adult event! Workshop Tue 18:00 - Tue 20:00 Touch&Play Frederique Bondage Jam - Introduction to Bondage Touch&Play offer a daily Bondage Jam. This space consists of two parts, the first a guided introduction to general or specific types of bondage and the second a more open space to practice and play on your own. To participate in the More advanced bondage sessions it is recommended you join the first general introduction. Some ropes our provided but it's best to bring your own. The 1st workshop will teach background information about bondage and Shibari. The riggers will learn to tie their first basic knots and some simple patterns, know what their responsibilities are and what to look for in their partner's reactions. The models (those being tied) will learn what mindsets enable the best “subspace”, which body reactions are normal and which are red flags. Adult event! Workshop Tue 18:00 - Tue 20:00 Touch&Play Martin & Aurelien What is polyamory? Does it work for me? Are there any rolemodels? Loving more than one. The difference between having sex and making love. Does polyamory work long term? Would it work for me? Is there actually people who live actively polyamory? How do children get along with so many adults in their parents’ life? Event organiser / leader / host Page 6 What Where When 2015! Talk / Lecture Tue 18:00 - Tue 20:00 Touch&Play Stefan Teske A PHOTO ANNUAL Remember the empowering photo booth at last year's London Decom? Well, here comes the upgrade! Alongside the fashion show...we make the self portrait photo booth, a true space for performance, openness, honesty, reflection, disguise, fiction...you name it, you make the shot! Check back for other photo activities here! ;) Performance Tue 18:30 - Tue 21:30 Costume Camp Fabio Lawaaï & Kaberdouch' Every night before Nowhere big parties, come address our daily challenge and enjoy great belgian beer - fresh on tap - while listening to wonderful belgian music proposed by awesome belgian people ! Food and drink Tue 19:00 Tue 21:00 Ran'Dome by Krampouz: Salon Laurent SYN Spirit of the Shamanic drum A magical spirt journey into the world of the shaman. Deep in the heart of the desert we will be soul traveling into sunset. We shall awaken the spirit and rejoice by embracing the rhythm of life. Meeting at the centre nowhere each eve at 7.30 and then going to the temple area. And then!!!!! 1/3 will be doing an epic drumming session 1/3 will be doing a magical mediation session 1/3 will be dancing to freedom with there spirit animals Each group has a brief training session (zero experience needed) followed by 15 minuets real time action. We shall create one massive circle of energy. This is going to be utterly amazing for all. We shall rotate 3 X so everyone gets to participate in all aspects. Notice board for names will be in the centre of nowhere. The first 100 to add names down are in the session... One session each due to festival numbers "unless we are short of numbers" SEE U IN THE DUST OH FUTURE SHAMANIC BEINGS... "Spectators welcome" ;.) Adult event! Performance Tue 19:30 - Sat 21:30 location close to or in the temple area Lee Thackray Spirit of the Shamanic drum A magical spirt journey into the world of the shaman. Deep in the heart of the desert we will be soul traveling into sunset. We shall awaken the spirit and rejoice by embracing the rhythm of life. Meeting at the centre nowhere each eve at 7.30 and then going to the temple area. And then!!!!! 1/3 will be doing an epic drumming session 1/3 will be doing a magical mediation session 1/3 will be dancing to freedom with there spirit animals Each group has a brief training session (zero experience needed) followed by 15 minuets real time action. We shall create one massive circle of energy. This is going to be utterly amazing for all. We shall rotate 3 X so everyone gets to participate in all aspects. Notice board for names will be in the centre of nowhere. The first 100 to add names down are in the session... One session each due to festival numbers "unless we are short of numbers" SEE U IN THE DUST OH FUTURE SHAMANIC BEINGS... "Spectators welcome" ;.) Adult event! Performance Tue 19:30 - Tue 21:30 location close to or in the temple area Lee Thackray Sunset Sexy Strip Just before sunset, we invite you to join us starting at MON, dressed in as many clothes as you can possibly wear. The object of this fun event is that as we go from barrio to barrio the less MOOP we have to pick up the more of the layers of clothing we will remove. If there is no MOOP we hope to have many free Nobodies to dance as we arrive at our last barrio, all consenting adults and children are invited, if you are willing to bare all or most of your limits. Adult event! Party Tue 20:00 - Tue 21:00 Middle of Nowhere Liss Morgan Unhappy Hour reenact the historically inaccurate battle of the five agaves with terrible Mexican accents and dance yourself clean until your veins pump the glorious cactus nectar! Quickly now. With haste and without taste! Adult event! Food and drink Tue 20:00 - Wed 00:00 Werkhaus Jake Beaverstock Butoh Dance for Site Specific Performance We will explore different essentials of butoh dance in a journey across real and imaginary landscapes and time perceptions. Meditative exercises, dynamics to help us channeling the unconcious mind and dance techniques bound to bring up a state of presence from our bodies, towards a subtle ecology of harmonizing internal listening & environmental awareness in the art of improvisation. Workshop Tue 20:30 - Tue 22:30 Donut Camp Gonzalo Catalinas Costume Camp Opening Party Our starstudded catwalk opening show and party, with a kinky safari twist. Come get dressed up then strut your stuff on our catwalk. For exhibitionists. For provocateurs. For wild animals. Party Tue 20:30 - Wed 23:00 Costume Camp all of costume camp Sacrificial Virgin Cocktail Party Babycham welcomes new people to Nowhere, free campers and their friends. Come and meet us at Babycham on the patio. Wear white! Adult event! Party Tue 21:00 - Wed 02:00 Babycham Paul Pickup Cinema Come and join us for unhappy hour! Tell us all about your troubles as we drink away your nowhere woes. Happiness can be put to the side. Unhappy nobodies allowed only. This event is run daily from 8pm9pm. kids mocktails will be provided too! Food and drink Tue 20:00 Tue 21:00 Pandemonium Becky Fisher So you're gonna party hard and want to have a break before or just want to relax? Come to barrio "Kids containment Unit" to crash in our cosy dome and watch an old cartoon on our big screen. Each evening at 9h a different cartoon. Chillout Tue 21:00 - Tue 23:00 Kids Containment Unit Flo Tequila Task-Force Tuesday Grand Opening Night of the Drunken Sobriety Cabaret, starring... YOU! Come by and be our guest, on or off stage - let's have a kick-off with music, performances, games and dance! Co-hosted by Happy Jean and the Baby Bloomers. Party Tue 21:00 - Wed 01:00 Drunken Sobriety Cabaret Happy Jean, Thunder, Lightning, Krevette Tuesday? Tequila? Task Force? What is this Absurdity of alliteration? So many questions and even more Tequila! Drag your dusty corpse over to Werkhaus at 8pm where a highly (and poorly) trained team of operatives will fire, pour and throw tequila down your throats - not even necessarily in that order - in close combat consumption. If you like tequila, margaritas and water-gun warfare then this is the place for you. So, get yourselves down and help us The Drunken Sobriety Cabaret Grand Opening Night Angel Walk Workshop of connection you inner child (inner baby in this case), in order to receive, once and for all, the love, kindness, acceptance and affection that you would have liked to receive as a child. After awakening your inner child through hypnosis exercises. You will do the journey of the angel by walking through a corridor made by the rest of the group. Each one will go blindfolded and receive love and care in the form of whispered messages and a lot of caress and soft hugs. Therapeutic interest: - Improving self-esteem and acceptance - Healing wounds in personal history - Improving emotional autonomy - Reparenting of core-self Workshop Tue 21:00 - Wed 00:00 Touch&Play Sarah Vandecasteele Introduction to Conscious Kink The term sadomasochism easily conjures dark images of masters and slaves and torture and humiliation. Many who practice BDSM however see it as a powerful exploration of authentic human interaction that can heighten our sexual energy, sharpen our senses, and help induce states of flow and ecstasy BDSM is not a single entity but rather an umbrella that houses many different interests and dynamics, all games that are played between consenting adults through clear communication of ones needs, fears and fantasies. During the workshop we will introduce and play with the different disciplines captured in the name BDSM (Bondage, discipline, Dominance/Submission, SadoMasochism). Participants are invited to respect their own comfort zone and engage as much or little as they like with the proposed exercises. Please come sober. Adult event! Workshop Tue 21:00 - Tue 23:00 Touch&Play Deejay & Nique Nique Portal to Ouroots - Chakra Experience Imagine yourself wandering the playa, and suddenly you encounter a series of enlighted portals, in the midst of the dust, the Portals to OuRoots. Imagine going in and experiencing the journey back to your core, to your roots, lead by the Chakramaster, where you free yourself of your worldly guilt and sorrows. Other Tue 22:00 - Tue 23:00 NeoNatives Neonatives Collective Petting Zoo Costume Camp has created a safe space where animals normally too dangerous/naughty for human contact can be petted. We do not drug or physically restrain our animals. They are tamed by Need to make changes to an event you’ve listed? Want to add a new event? Go to No-Info! Wednesday Page 7 geranium scented candles, and paraphilia therapy. Adult event! Other Tue 22:00 - Tue 23:59 Costume Camp condi Euro Trash Oh you touch my tralala, ein zwei polizei, Cha ba da ba da, Houla la, da da da. The 80s 90s Dance Floor Euro Trash Party, Party Tue 23:00 - Wed 01:00 Ran'Dome by Krampouz: Dome Charly Burn Kinky Play Space This year T&P is offering a number of open play spaces for Nobodies to come and explore the kinky and deviant sides of themselves and others. These spaces are held, but not facilitated, by a number of experienced kinksters from our camp and are open to singles, couples, triades and other small constellations. We ask that you have a minimum knowledge about BDSM (feel free to join our intro workshops for this) and that you respect your own and other peoples boundaries. This space is not for hanging-out and we encourage you to, when you need to talk, do it softly and ontopic. Some toys might be available but we encourage you to bring your own and discourage you from trying things you have little or no experience with. Please also leave your alcohol and drugs at home. That said, we really hope you comeon over and play with us... Adult event! Other Tue 23:00 - Wed 01:00 Touch&Play Varying Dungeon Mistresses and Masters Wednesday Morning Yoga - Lead Your First Ever Yoga Class We would like to offer our beautiful dome to any of you who have considered running a yoga class. Maybe you've always wanted to do this and simply haven't had the chance - so now's your chance. Come along and lead your first ever yoga class. And if a few of you turn up to lead, then share the space, learn from one another and share with those who have come to practice. What a great way to learn! Over to YOU! Spiritual / Healing Wed 08:00 - Wed 09:00 Sssh! YOU! make Nowhere happen !!!! We want You !! Yes you. Come by the volunteer hub and sign up for a shift or task. Fame and glory awaits you. Nowhere Wed 09:00 - Wed 17:00 NoInfo Volunteer Draft Sergant Key: Ropes and silks for beginners with Ben Massage 2 hour Ariel Silks and Rope Workshop covering basic climbing technique, foot locks & wrist locks leading into poses, backbends & inversions with our incredible Ben Workshop Wed 09:00 - Wed 11:00 Circo CO Ben Vinyasa Yoga "Every morning we will hold a vinyasa yoga practice to greet the day (or smooth out the end of the night, take your pick!! ;) With a range of teachers, the practices will be varied, fun, and accessible to all levels with different variations given and attention paid to making sure that it is a safe and effective yoga practice for everyone." Spiritual / Healing Wed 09:28 - Wed 11:00 Here&Now The Here&Now Yoguis The world famous* sssh! massage tent returns for a record breaking** 6th year! Every day we will be on hand (geddit?) to soothe your aching muscles and relax your tense flesh. Every day from 10am6pm we have friendly trained masseurs (massouses? massai?) to ease your stress. Just turn up and ask. Open to all ages. [*Not actually famous **Probably there isn't a record for this] Spiritual / Healing Wed 10:00 - Wed 18:00 Sssh! sssh! massage team Tutu making We'll making a lot of amazing tutu all togheter :) come and make your own it! Workshop Wed 10:00 - Wed 11:30 Middle of Nowhere Happy banana Morning Meditation Apocalyptic Breakfast Arthur here from the Sexy Veggie Cicci Camp ;-) I will be leading a morning meditation focusing on breath and bodily sensations at our dome or on top of the mountain. TBD Meditation will help you sustain a calm and neutral center for those wild times spent in the desert. If you understand that YOU are responsible for your own experience, then meditation is a great tool to surrender to whatever is and let that sink in every part of your body and mind. I'm not promising a life changing, kundalini opening, chakra healing, inner child awakening experience or any of that jazz. Simply, a neutral space where emotions and thoughts are allowed to float by and appear and disappear as they do. Spiritual / Healing Wed 10:00 - Sun 11:00 Sexy Veggie Cicci Camp Arthur When some wake up, and others go to sleep.... The Wild Encounter finds in the desert setting the poetry to run a playlist of Apocalyptic Classical music every morning from Wednesday. Chillout Wed 10:00 - Wed 11:00 The Wild Encounter Vik Coffee and Classics Can you not survive a festival without a real coffee? Me neither! Come to Babycham and have a quality coffee whilst listening to the soothing tones of a selection of classical music. Meet with other people at Nowhere with similar addictions, hang out! Bring a decent cup! Food and drink Wed 10:00 Wed 12:00 Babycham Paul Pickup Salsa Bootcamp Hello Nice Burners, Workshop Salsa LA style. I will explain the basic of Salsa music. Give you some basic steps and you will do your first step with a partner on Music. Adult event! Workshop Wed 10:00 - Wed 11:00 Baby Bloomer Camp Bohemian Event type/category yi king : exploration of the soul, knowledge of himself help for futur => need nothing, univers give all we need ;) 2 cushion maybe :) some drawing tarot.... Adult event! Spiritual / Healing Wed 10:00 - Sun 13:00 Baby Bloomer Camp Amelie Archery Workshop Have you ever wondered what it would be like to shoot a bow and arrow? Here's your chance at Nowhere 2015! Lee, Jesus and Pauly will teach you the basics of archery. Come join us up the hill, behind the Temple of Reflection. (For safety reasons, you will need to wear a t-shirt: shooting barechested won't be allowed. You'll understand why!) Adult event! Workshop Wed 10:00 - Wed 12:00 Up the hill, behind the Temple of Reflection. Lee Thackray QUE DU BONHEUR - Wellbeing Workshop Let's get together to untangle your body,shine a smile, and free your spirit! Do-In (Japanese technique),streches and self massage to get closer to your heaven. "Que du bonheur!" Workshop Wed 10:00 - Wed 11:30 Drunken Sobriety Cabaret Corinne Orgasmic Meditation Orgasmic Meditation (OM) is a wellness practice (like yoga and pilates) that is designed for singles Start/end times Location Adult event and couples to experience more connection, vitality, pleasure, and meaning in every aspect of their lives. The practice is simple, specific, and repeatable, focusing on the clitoris, the female centre of power and pleasure. Every OM is set up the same way so participants can stop thinking, and instead follow the feeling, listen to their bodies, and be present. In this workshop you will get a chance to hear how it's done and why, to play communication games, to build trust and intimacy with eachother, and to have a first guided practice if you so desire. Adult event! Workshop Wed 10:00 - Wed 12:30 Touch&Play David Taurel Tai Chi with Pierre Join Pierre in a four-day course of Tai Chi, or drop in on one session for a mindful start to your day. Spiritual / Healing Wed 10:00 - Wed 11:00 Sssh! Pierre Contact improv intro and jam Come and play with your body and the bodies of others. Partner or experience: not required. Desire to experiment and try new things: essential. We’ll start from the beginning and get jamming as soon as possible. Are you a pro? Great, so come and show off, I mean, dance from the start. Workshop Wed 10:00 - Wed 12:00 Touch&Play Alex Eat raw, transform your life With the knowledge I have gathered along the way about raw foods and the nurturing lifestyle that matches it, I would like this workshop to be a dynamic exchange. I will bring my experience and point of view to the table and hope to swap knowledge with every person interested in or experienced with raw foods. Raw food is an empowering tool to change your relationship to your food, and your life. Workshop Wed 11:00 - Wed 12:00 Here&Now Arthur Bénard Before noon dabate - our mathematical universe Are we all just a mathematical structure? Why can physics be bescribed my maths so precisly? From the book by max tegmark about the ultimate nature of reality, some parts will be read out and then we can philosophise about mathematics and reality while we have some drinks&snacks. Hope to see a lot of bright minds! Talk / Lecture Wed 11:00 Wed 12:00 The Solution Hive BraZa Introduction to Massage Ever wanted to know how to give massages? Come learn how! In this Event organiser / leader / host Page 8 What Where When 2015! workshop we will teach you the basic strokes of Holistic massage. You don't need to know anything in advance Come with someone, or on your own. Open to all ages. Runs daily at 11am at sssh! Workshop Wed 11:00 - Wed 13:00 Sssh! sssh! massage team The Excercised The power of feist compels you! Join our fun excercisecision with godawful songs, and you'll move your body in ways you never could before (we can't promise anything about 360 head spins though). Don't worry about sweating too much; we'll match this awesome excercise workshop to crowd and climate. Bring comfortable clothes, water and your friends to get cleansed together! Workshop Wed 11:00 - Wed 12:00 Circo CO Smitten Singing in the shower Let's take a refreshing shower and sing! Daily, for some praticals or personnal reasons (lucidity and thin walls) we don't dare, but it's time to loose yourself, come sing loudly or badly, and enjoy it! Other Wed 11:00 - Wed 12:00 NoInfo Bérénice Mercier Poi Beginners Class Poi Beginners Class, come and play with us. Bring your Toys if you have. Workshop Wed 11:00 - Wed 12:00 Ran'Dome by Krampouz: Dome Emily AcroYoga AcroYoga-freestyle-join-in-jamm:) Come and join us while we discover body, balance, flying, acrobatics, stretching, relaxing, massages... feelgood fun and play time, whatever vibe and experience you bring along will find a place. every day... tue 18:00-19:00 wed 11:00-12:00 thu 18:00-19:00 fri 11:00-12:00 sat 18:00-19:00 sun 11:00-12:00 or also spontaneously:) if you're super motivated, just show up and see if the moment's right;) Workshop Wed 11:00 - Wed 12:00 Orphan/Endorphin Kati Acroyoga Join us for Acroyoga at Orphan/Endorphin. Combining yoga and acrobatics, Acroyoga enhances the body and the mind (not to mention fun aplenty), Our enthusiastic event leader Kati is eager to guide and, in addition to these workshops, will probably be leading some spontaneous sessions, so drop by and join in :) Workshop Wed 11:00 - Wed 12:00 Orphan/Endorphin Kati Bodypaint Paint each other, or be painted. Arts and crafts Wed 12:00 Wed 14:00 The Solution Hive Gitte Meet your best new stranger Meet your best new stranger by Lidi @ The Wild Encounter Workshop Wed 12:00 - Wed 13:00 The Wild Encounter Lidi Kite making workshop Kite making workshops for all ages. Let's get together and learn to make and design your own kite. One that you will then be able to fly. Workshop Wed 12:00 - Wed 13:00 Ubertown Richard Storytelling Workshop Master storysmith Kichael (Natural Born Storytellers) will be leading this easy going storytelling workshop, prior to hosting Natural Born Storytellers on Thursday and Friday. Come along and learn how to tell awesome tales with awesome people! Workshop Wed 12:00 - Wed 13:00 The Hug in the Snug Kichael Liquid Love Session A collective experience exploring the sensuality of flowing skin to skin contact using warm organic oil. The concept is simple: we will pour warm, fine, neutral oil on to your skin, from where it will spread out over your whole body and form a lubricious substance, which allows you to float in a sea together with other oily bodies. Everyone is invited to respect their own rhythm and limits to touch and nudity. We invite you to move and allow yourself to be moved without intentions or sexual orientation. Releasing our usual desire to take action on erotic sensations and thoughts we invite you to be present with them and to relax into the energetic flow of the bodies around you. This is a place where you can love and be loved in an impersonal and unbound manner and above all a place to super charge your soul. Please bring an old towel (or paper ones) to remove the excess oil and prepare to shower afterwards. Please come washed and sober. Adult event! Workshop Wed 12:00 - Wed 14:00 Touch&Play Deejay Dissociative Prog Afternoons: Yes/Genesis Playing Symphonic Prog: Yes, Genesis, Camel, ELP, Transatlantic, Spock's Beard, Renaissance and more! In conjunction with dissociative coffee hour we have the classic form of prog. Symphonic prog brings together sweeping complex arrangements, soaring melodies, grandiose lyrical and musical ideas, and lush soundscapes to create wondrous floating masterpieces. Perfect for chilling out (or if you prefer, dissecting the intricate complexities and layers). Chillout Wed 13:00 - Wed 18:00 Orphan/Endorphin Danny Johnson Self expression Unhappy Hour I can teach with gear i'll bring : balls, clubs, rings, scarves, plates. Performance Wed 13:00 - Sun 13:00 Baby Bloomer Camp Happy Eric Come and join us for unhappy hour! Tell us all about your troubles as we drink away your nowhere woes. Happiness can be put to the side. Unhappy nobodies allowed only. This event is run daily from 8pm9pm. kids mocktails will be provided too! Food and drink Wed 13:00 Wed 13:00 Pandemonium Becky Fisher Unhappy Hour Come and join us for unhappy hour! Tell us all about your troubles as we drink away your nowhere woes. Happiness can be put to the side. Unhappy nobodies allowed only. This event is run daily from 8pm9pm. kids mocktails will be provided too! Food and drink Wed 13:00 Wed 13:00 Pandemonium Becky Fisher Pancakes! Come to Pandemonium and chow down on some of our delicious pancakes and take your pick from a variety of fillings. For those meat eaters out there you will be happy to hear that bacon pancakes is our speciality... This is a daily event! Food and drink Wed 13:00 Wed 14:00 Pandemonium Becky Fisher Californian massage workshop Discover the californian massage, get a massage yourself or learn it. It is a way to relax, feel more confortable with your body and mind. A wave of happiness to feel better after a long night :) Workshop Wed 13:00 - Wed 14:00 Sssh! Tony Snark Did you Say 130 BPM ? High Energy, High Volume, Come and Dance ! Party Wed 13:00 - Thu 07:00 Ran'Dome by Krampouz: Dome TiBo Body painting Body painting Adult event! Arts and crafts Wed 13:00 - Wed 13:00 Baby Bloomer Camp Duke Self expression Elisa would like to offer their car as a space for self expression whatever form this may take. Performance Wed 13:00 - Sun 13:00 Baby Bloomer Camp Elisa Emeline would like to offer their car as a space for self expression whatever for this may take. Performance Wed 13:00 - Sun 13:00 Baby Bloomer Camp Emeline Juggling workshop (level : beginner) Icebreakers Fun icebreaking games. Workshop Wed 13:00 - Wed 15:00 Baby Bloomer Camp Ruusu Breathing Meditation Super simple afternoon breathing meditation. No moves, no mantras, no frills – come find a place in the shade and focus on your breath. Chillout Wed 13:00 - Wed 14:00 Cŵtch Chris Dissociative Coffee hour We will be providing coffee and with a small dose of legal dissociative in our grand cuddle puddle dome. Come in have a cup and space out with your friends in a cozy environment. Adult event! Chillout Wed 14:00 - Wed 16:00 Orphan/Endorphin Manhattan (Max Robbins) The Collective brainwash of Nature What is the future of our green earth? Are we the last generation to experience the rainforests or glaciers? Let's put all the beautiful minds of Nowhere together and discuss about Nature's future and how we can ensure it. We will provide 2 mic's and a place where you can openly speak your mind. Hope to see you and hear your opinion on the matter ! Talk / Lecture Wed 14:00 Wed 15:00 The Solution Hive BraZa Introduction to Korean Relaxation (massage) during this workshop I will present You the Korean Relaxation. This technique based on vibration is by far the best way to relax muscles, joints and tendons. You're welcome to ear my terrible English accent from France, to learn how to pratice this relaxation and show me how You do this. The massage is approximately 45 minutes. You will give and receive. It will not be the complete massage that is almost 1h40m but enough to really feel the benefit of it. The massage is received on clothes. I welcome You and enjoy to meet You for this 2 hours workshop. Spiritual / Healing Wed 14:00 - Wed 16:00 Sssh! David Need to make changes to an event you’ve listed? Want to add a new event? Go to No-Info! Wednesday Page 9 Pinhole workshop Cray-oh-là-là Stine's Body Boutique Slack Lines In this workshop you will create your own camera to take a photo just with the sunlight. After that we will take photo and do all the process to reveal the negative and positive. Because of the long time to build the camera this workshop is limited to 5 people/team. Arts and crafts Wed 14:00 Wed 17:00 Kids Containment Unit Flo Purple, Green, Blue... these are just a few of the amazing colours available to you at this event! Colouring is a great way to relax by occupying your hands so come fill in the blanks with us. Chill out, colour in. Arts and crafts Wed 14:00 Wed 16:00 Cŵtch Amy & Astrid Calling all models, painters, ravers, dancers, playful creatures and colorful beings. It's time to colour up bodyparts and faces, and in Stine's Body Boutique that's exactly what we'll do. Come and have fun at this colorful workshop. WARNING: Highly Addictive, you'll never want to stop! Adult event! Workshop Wed 15:00 - Wed 17:00 Middle of Nowhere Stine Come and play with our beginner and advance Slack Line Workshop Wed 15:00 - Wed 20:00 Ran'Dome by Krampouz: Salon Cedric SVCCB - Being heard & held The SVCCB - - Sexy Veggie Cicci Confessional Box - is a space to be heard and held. Come by if you want to share your dreams - or simply want to be held. I am happy to offer my ears, my heart and my hug to you! Spiritual / Healing Wed 14:00 - Wed 15:00 Sexy Veggie Cicci Camp Marianne The Lemonade Stand The Lemonade Stand is the Sandy Biscuits open bar ... we will serve you delicious cold alcoholic lemonade, and play you dancy afternoon tunes. Party Wed 14:00 - Wed 18:00 Sandy Biscuits Michael Gloegl Tarot Reading & Workshop More magic in your life. EL TARO LOCO is a free space tent for tarot reading, divination or workshop. Bring your own deck or visit us for a free reading. Spiritual / Healing Wed 14:00 - Wed 18:00 (El Templo Del) Taro Loco Charly Burn Vietnamese Iced Coffee Service Following in the footsteps of the famous Avalon Space Station Castle of Fuscht Barrio will be offering a brewed-as-you-wait-watch-andshoot-the-shit-with-everyone-elsewho-is-waiting-in-line Vietnamese Iced Coffee Service!! http://bit.ly/VietnameseIcedCoffee Food and drink Wed 14:00 Wed 15:00 Castle of Fuscht Castle of Fuscht Team Collective intelligence & Active Listening workshop exploring super power of active listening & collective intelligence being offered by Baby Bloomers camp & Happy Jean. Adult event! Workshop Wed 14:00 - Wed 15:30 Baby Bloomer Camp Happy Jean Improvised Rapping Workshop We'll be laying down simple beats and learning the art of improvised rapping with experienced improviser, Justin. Setting up rhymes, thinking in phrases, learning about metres, and generally dicking about with words and rhythms. No experience necessary. Come and play! Workshop Wed 14:00 - Wed 15:00 The Hug in the Snug Justin Key: Jews Harp Tutorial The Jews harp/jaw harp/trump/Dan moi is one of the oldest known instruments in the world. Come to my workshop and learn some basic twanging and boinging techniques. If all goes well we'll try to form a Jews harp orchestra. Harps will be provided, but bring your own if you have one! Talk / Lecture Wed 14:00 Wed 15:00 Ubertown Stu Crafternoon Delight! Siesta hours are great times to chill out and do something creative. Stop by to enjoy some coloring, make a sock puppet, pick a craft project, or bring your own project to work on! (Can't make it? No worries! These activities are always available at Ohana House) Arts and crafts Wed 14:00 Wed 17:00 Ohana House Aubrey Free Play @ Drunken Sobriety Cabaret The Cabaret is open for spontaneous explorations and games! We want you to dare and explore your funny, wild, giddy, sad, melodramatic… side – especially if you have never or hardly ever stepped on stage before. You can pass by with your friends, check out what games we offer or bring your own, and pick up our table phones for an outrageous assignment… play for yourself, for a friend or for passersby. Nowhere Wed 14:00 - Wed 16:00 Drunken Sobriety Cabaret Drunken Sobriety free soûl exchange Every year we all come together at nowhere . A place where we come to find the feeling of freedom and meet and discover other free souls , a place for caring and sharing and self discovery. We want to create a moment, a space in time to open our thoughts to others, to share our feelings, exchange a few meaningful words on our being here, right here, right now... Food and drink Wed 14:00 Wed 15:00 The Wild Encounter Oceanne Read Fuel Cell Innovation Tour and Talk Come by and see the clean energy innovation and stay for a talk on how it works. Food and drink Wed 15:00 Wed 16:00 Here&Now Andrea Gini Event type/category Start/end times Lucid Awakening I'd like to give a talk on lucid dreaming, consciousness and creativity. I'll outline my personal account of my experiences with lucid dreaming as a child through to adulthood, some abilities i developed and a practical guide about how to get into it and a recent revelation of the impact it can have - from personal development to evolution of human consciousness.. Workshop Wed 15:00 - Wed 16:00 Temple of Reflection Xavier Keeling Krazy Kite Krafting Drop by at Sandy Biscuits and build your own kite to fly over the dusty grounds of Nowhere. Instructions will be provided, materials might be limited. Arts and crafts Wed 15:00 Wed 16:30 Sandy Biscuits Lisa Kirchner Nail Bar Pimp your Nails while chatting with us Workshop Wed 15:00 - Wed 21:00 Ran'Dome by Krampouz: Salon Anne Nail Bar Pimp your Nails while chatting with us Workshop Wed 15:00 - Wed 20:00 Ran'Dome by Krampouz: Salon Anne Mask crafting and UV painting EN: Choose between making your own animal mask or a ready-topaint costume mask. Create the perfect accessory that will accompany you for all the parties of Nowhere and beyond! FR:Choisissez entre un masque à fabriquer vous-même ou un loup, peignez-le avec de la peinture UV, et créez l'accessoire parfait pour vous accompagner au Nowhere et après! Arts and crafts Wed 15:00 Wed 17:00 Ran'Dome by Krampouz: Dome Melo Slack Lines Come and play with our beginner and advance Slack Line Workshop Wed 15:00 - Wed 21:00 Ran'Dome by Krampouz: Salon Cedric Location Adult event Afternoon G&Tea It's happening. Write home about it. Tell everyone you know about it. Open windows and scream at things! To kick off this Wednesday, we've organised an afternoon of glorious Gin & Tonics served along side a liver lashing of Long Island Iced Teas to resurrect the most sober of souls. So if your hands are shaking, your vision is blurry and your liver is trying to escape your body, muster the willpower to come and party with Werkhäus for a highly sophisticated and quintessentially English afternoon of debauchery. Adult event! Food and drink Wed 15:00 - Wed 18:00 Werkhaus Jake Beaverstock Fuck yeah!! This workshop will help enrich your understanding of how to navigate consent in everyday interactions and in consensual play at Nowhere and beyond. We’ll provide tips on how to give and receive consent in new encounters, as well as how to implement a ‘Yes’ or ‘No’ in a way that keeps any relationship happy and strong. Time will be set aside for discussion, so please bring questions and feel free to share experiences. Adult event! Workshop Wed 15:00 - Wed 16:00 Here&Now Aleta & Remy of NoBED, Yes!BED Dead Hippy Brewery Follow on from Coffee and Classics with a chance to counteract all the caffeine by giving constructive feedback on the Dead Hippy Brewery's latest experiment, the Shirtcocker APA. Supplies limited. No shirtcockers. Adult event! Food and drink Wed 15:00 - Wed 17:00 Babycham Tomishi Harisan Ice to meet Brew Where have you bean all our lives? Meeting nobodies doesn't have to be a grind. Come percolate with your fellow campers at this chilled out event with cold brew coffee and iced tea. Don’t be latte! Food and drink Wed 15:00 Wed 16:30 Cŵtch Laurel, Sean and Anna Massage Ritual a safe space in which to explore sensations, movements and pleasures of being massaged by more than one person, and giving massage in a group context In this ritual, we will create a safe container with clear boundaries agreed by the group. We will form groups and explore being 3 or Event organiser / leader / host Page 10 What Where When 2015! maybe four people in service to one receiver, and rotate over an equal amount of time. Everyone will give and receive. If there is time we can also try some lifting, rolling, and dancing massages, and go more into a freestyle flow of give and take with the whole group - more in the style of a ‘contact-massage-jam’ Please bring oils, towels, whatever else you can offer to create comfort and pleasure, if you want to use them, I will try to provide enough oil for the group. Adult event! Workshop Wed 15:00 - Wed 17:30 Touch&Play Daniel Hernandez Spinning workshop: poi and double staff Poi : beginner, intermediary + some advances moves. Double staffs : beginner. This is chill out practicing, it's no master class ! Performance Wed 15:00 Wed 16:00 Baby Bloomer Camp Happy Eric Poetry Workshop In The Dust The desert is an inspiring place and we will use a range of techniques to help unlock your inner creativity. There will be an informal opportunity to read and critique each other's work for those who are comfortable doing so. It is okay if you are a seasoned poet and okay if you have never written a poem in your life, and everything in between. This will be a super safe space for you to take time out from the party and reflect on all those new experiences. Workshop Wed 15:00 - Wed 16:00 The Hug in the Snug Jess Andrews Light Warriorcorn Meditation & Training. LIGHT WARRIORCORN MEDITATION AND TRAINING TECHNIQUE. The Fabulus of Unicorns have been developing a new technique on getting more awesome. If you use hula hoops, poi, staff, fans or any other fire/LED toys (we call them weapons against depression) this is a great technique in hacking your mind so you can get into a Flow state a lot quicker. Remember this is not a spiritual practice but a getting more awesome practice. So bring your toys or just yourselves and an open heart and get ready to learn a new meditation practice and jam afterwards with your new upgrades. Workshop Wed 16:00 - Wed 17:00 Middle of Nowhere Shaft Nowhere NoWaste Site Clean This is an assisted NoWaste removal from the Nowhere site to the NoWaste site, everyone on site is asked to please bring your recycling and general waste in your clear plastic bags down to the gate to meet the van which will happily take the bags to the NoWaste site. Nowhere Wed 16:00 - Wed 17:00 Gate Liss Morgan Polyamorous Speed Dating Very often the attraction we do or do not feel for a person is established within the first few minutes of meeting someone. Speed dating is a fun way to have short conversations with strangers and find out if there is mutual attraction that you may want to investigate further. Open to singles, couples, triads and more, of all sexual orientations. Adult event! Workshop Wed 16:00 - Wed 18:00 Touch&Play Brian & Alfred 420 Club: Straight talk on safer partying A community discussion for all party-goes led by Welfare Enough, your favourite burner harm reduction crew! We will share practical tips on staying safe and enjoying the party responsibly and give you information on where to go if you need support at any time during or after the event. Adult event! Talk / Lecture Wed 16:00 - Wed 17:00 The Solution Hive Welfare Enough Rainbow Meditation I would like to share the principles and visualisations of the meditation that I practice everyday. It is dedicated to inner and planetary peace. It takes 40 to 60 minutes, depending on the pace, starts with taking the cosmic light in and around, then the 4 elements, the 7 chakras and at last expressing in the rainbow circle our personnal and collective wishes. Spiritual / Healing Wed 16:00 - Wed 17:00 Temple of Reflection Laurence Lo Baby Bloomers's IMPRO STORM Each Afternoon from Wednesday to Saturday 4.00 to 5.30 pm Improv is the best way to discover your hidden stage talents. Anyone can play improv scene through 3 steps : 1) Active listening and connection with each other 2) Energy and rhythm 3) playing to highlight others players (not myself). Improv is specially dedicated to people who are open-minded, generous, concentrated on the others. The only things you need to attend this WS are : be on time, be sober, be comfortably dressed For those who will be interested, this IMPRO Workshop ends with a contribution to the DRUNKEN SOBRIETY CABARET Closure Show (Saturday Night). Workshop Wed 16:00 - Sat 17:30 Drunken Sobriety Cabaret Happy Jean & KreveTTe Crazy wild afternoon party Mid-week SKANKIN! Afternoon party: bring your hoops, drinks, yourself and friends. Party Wed 16:00 - Wed 17:00 The Wild Encounter Youssef Reggae and Ska session in the sunshine Party Wed 16:00 - Wed 20:00 Super Barrio Brothers Bob BWrong psychedelic chillout sessions Garden of joy will be hosting a chillout music sessions on wednesday and thursday from 1618:00. We will play relaxing and ambient music, dance and chill. we might continue on friday, saturday and sunday :) Chillout Wed 16:00 - Wed 18:00 Garden of Joy gagarin Lingam Massage for emotional release talk and demo (1/2). This is the introduction talk and demo (Part 1/2). All welcome. The talk will be followed by a demonstration of the lingam massage where emphasis is placed on exploring sensation, deep connection between partners, breathing and emotional release rather than ejaculation. For the workshop on Friday people are invited to bring someone with a penis that consents to working together to explore lingham massage. Alys is holding this space with Andrew (Sssh!) and they will both be available for further questions after the talk and for any support needed during the workshop. The workshop will begin by connecting to the whole body before moving to the lingam area. Alys studied Lingam Massage as part of a year long Transformation course combining tantra, shamanism and family constellations. Adult event! Talk / Lecture Wed 16:00 - Wed 17:00 Sssh! Alys (Touch and Play), Andrew (Sssh!) "What's a sustainable city and how to improve yours?" What makes cities sustainable? What makes our lives sustainable? A talk about ideas on buildings, energy, water, food and transportation, followed by Q&A. David is from California, lives in Amsterdam, and works as a professor of economics at Leiden University College. Talk / Lecture Wed 16:00 Wed 17:00 Ubertown David EFT & Law of Attraction creating reality! Practice the art of creation. Your thoughts create your reality. Learn about emotional realignment through EFT (Emotional Freedom Techniques). Empower yourself! Workshop Wed 16:00 - Wed 17:00 Here&Now Cyntia G Laycy (Brazil Nutz) Improv games for beginners Improv games for beginners. Workshop Wed 16:00 - Wed 17:00 Baby Bloomer Camp James Charles Improv Theatre Workshop Improvisation theatre workshop: - Being Happy-Healthy-Sexy (on time & sober) - Energy rising & Active listening - Willingness to make other players happy to play with you For those who wants you'll be able to perform on the stage of the Cabaret Show the same evening !! Workshop Wed 16:00 - Wed 18:00 Baby Bloomer Camp Happy Jean Shiatsu Healing Using the whole body to massage the body tissues, they will release tensions and whatever they were holding to. Only two sessions per day, come make your appointment in advance. Spiritual / Healing Wed 16:28 - Wed 18:00 Here&Now Guillem TURN YOUR WORLD UPSIDE DOWN "A workshop opened to all of those who want to discover and explore a bit further the power of the inverted yoga poses. These poses teach us to see the world from a different perspective, deal with our fear to fall and increase the blood irrigation in our whole body. We will guide slowly and carefully all the steps to safely practice inversions, as well as little tricks to get the most benefits from each pose. Come and face your fears, give your body some renewed energy and invert yourself at Nowhere!" Workshop Wed 17:00 - Wed 18:30 Here&Now Charlie Group Grounding and Loving Kindness Meditation A group grounding and basic loving kindness (metta) meditation, we will come together to be grateful for all of the good in our lives and spread good wishes to each other and beyond! Spiritual / Healing Wed 17:00 - Wed 18:00 Sssh! Niamh The Great Unbirthday Party Drop by at Sandy Biscuits and celebrate your unbirthday with our afternoon offerings of lemonade, tea and techno. Party Wed 17:00 - Wed 19:00 Sandy Biscuits Maria Aguirre Human sushi with the giant fabric Make the most beautiful human sushi of Nowhere. Materials are provided. Workshop Wed 17:00 - Wed 18:00 The Wild Encounter Sylve Need to make changes to an event you’ve listed? Want to add a new event? Go to No-Info! Wednesday Page 11 Daily mirage Two people. A living room . What happens when every day life nonsense meet the dust and the wind of Nowhere? Performance Wed 17:00 - Fri 19:00 Don't know yet... A public space ? Next to the MON Everyday life Mélia Baillot Lawaaï & Kaberdouch' Apero 101% belge. Adult event! Food and drink Wed 17:00 - Wed 19:00 Ran'Dome by Krampouz: Salon Gaëtan What you always wanted to know about sex, but never dared to ask Ask a doctor everything you always wanted to know about sex, but never dared to ask. Exchange experiences with others. Enhance your knowledge. Talk / Lecture Wed 17:00 Wed 19:00 Touch&Play Stefan Teske Land Art - Out in the Desert Join us on a creative art journey with the elements. We will leave the site of the festival and walk in to the desert to experience its intensity with our full body, opening to a range of sensations, alone, in couples and with the whole group. Once we have all fully arrived we will use the consciousness of that 'now-here' to realize a personal, inter-personal or/and global shared ephemeral artwork with the elements we will depart promptly from the Touch&Play barrio. Workshop Wed 17:00 - Wed 20:00 Touch&Play Jerome Bichsel The Hug Our daily offering of warmth for all that wish to come between 17.30 and 18.30. Exactly as it says on the tin. There will be booze, snacks, hanging out and and hugs. These are the very Hugs that make The Hug at The Snug exactly what it is! Chillout Wed 17:30 - Wed 18:30 The Hug in the Snug Justin Bollywood Dance Karaoke Let yourself get carried away by Indian rythms and dance with us! Workshop Wed 17:30 - Wed 18:30 Drunken Sobriety Cabaret Ingrid, Laurent Casting molds of upper body with plaster tape I will fix you upper body with plaster tape. Then remove it slowly when it's dry. I will then explain to you how to finish it and you can bring it home with you as a memory. It takes more or less 1h00-1h30 and during that time, you can't move. So take it easy and relax while the artist is working :) Key: Any question, come to me and I will show you. Adult event! Arts and crafts Wed 18:00 - Wed 20:00 Baby Bloomer Camp Bohemian Pimp my map! Psychogeographic blind walks and customization of your own Nowhere map. Includes an inspiring apéritif and phenomenological concerns. Come and add your part to the Yarn Gallery! You don’t need to be an artist, you can just build your map! Nice collect of anthropological data Workshop Wed 18:00 - Wed 20:00 Yarn Gallery Clara Toss Juggling with Balls Everyone can learn to juggle! If you ever wanted to juggle three balls, this workshop is for you. It takes three simple baby steps to your first three ball juggle cascade: 1) Learn to juggle one ball 2) Learn to juggle two balls 3) Learn to juggle three balls. In one hour you will get a jump start at how to juggle. From that point on, you will just need a little practice and dedication :) Workshop Wed 18:00 - Wed 19:00 Sssh! Tommi Me, MySelf and my Ego In this workshop we will explore what the Ego is exactly and in which way it influences our life. What is the difference between our Ego and our Self? And how can we be aware of them. Workshop Wed 18:00 - Wed 19:00 Temple of Reflection Stefanie & Ted The Witches of NOWHERE The Witches of NOWHERE Workshop - or the Evil Fairytale with a Not-So-Hidden Feminist Agenda. We Invite anyone who loves witches or has a hidden witch inside. There will be lots of storytelling about the situation of witches in the middle ages and the strategies of the church to take over the power. We will ask you to create your own witch identity, form covens and then we will move on to the deconstruction of power and patriarchy and bridge to current times. We will share some empowerment strategies and take apart lots of stereotypes and misconceptions about witches, femininity and power. Workshop Wed 18:00 - Wed 21:00 The Solution Hive Kris and Sophie Tea & Techno Come start your evening out right with some Tea & Techno. Barrio Sandy Biscuits will be serving you pinkie-popping tea to some fine techno tunes. There will also, of course, be some biscuits for you to wash down... which will inevitably be sandy. Event type/category Start/end times Food and drink Wed 18:00 Wed 19:00 Sandy Biscuits Sarah Brodsky Lawaaï & Kaberdouch' Apero 101% belge. Adult event! Food and drink Wed 18:00 - Wed 20:00 Ran'Dome by Krampouz: Salon Gaëtan Hoola Hoop Hoola Hoop dancing session. Bring your hoops! Arts and crafts Wed 18:00 Wed 19:00 The Wild Encounter Jess & Lucile Nuptial Extravaganza We recently got married, and so can you. We discovered it was mostly about stamps, burocracy and paperwork. We want to share the love and the struggle: come and get married. And stamped. This is a marriage celebration. Or a celebration of marriage. Or something like that. Officiate someone’s marriage. Get married yourself. Change your mind, s/he was a bastard anyway. Change your mind again, s/he was not that bad. Marry yourself, and object, a group of people. Or just come for kissing and/or groping the spouses. Adult event! Other Wed 18:00 - Wed 19:00 Sexy Veggie Cicci Camp Shauna & Aliosha (Open) Relationship Cookbook In short: A relationship cookbook: a collection of ideas, tricks, games, techniques that can work in certain ways, for certain people, to solve certain problems. Actually, to transform problems in opportunities, in something fun. In long: We like finding ways of making our relationship better, trying stuff just to see how it works. We like sharing with others, how to solve problems, how to have (more) fun, how to be more open and trusting at the same time, how to play more and grow more. Adult event! Workshop Wed 18:00 - Wed 20:00 Sexy Veggie Cicci Camp Shauna & Aliosha Thunderdome Using bungees and harnesses we will be “play fighting” either with soft weapons and or aerial sock wrestling. Workshop Wed 18:00 - Wed 20:00 Touch&Play Martin & Kirsty Bondage Jam - Communication in Bondage We will work with the emotional side of bondage. Movement, distance, breath will help to bring the experience of being tied to another level. Focussing on communication between the rigger and the person Location Adult event being tied, I will encourage people to pay attention to tension, pauses, breath, movement, to really get the person tied up into a trip. This activity will be easier with people who attended to the basic Shibari workshop. Adult event! Workshop Wed 18:00 - Wed 20:00 Touch&Play Nico Bondage Jam - Communication in Bondage We will work with the emotional side of bondage. Movement, distance, breath will help to bring the experience of being tied to another level. Focussing on communication between the rigger and the person being tied, I will encourage people to pay attention to tension, pauses, breath, movement, to really get the person tied up into a trip. This activity will be easier with people who attended the introduction to bondage workshop. (Please visit the Wednesday Bondage Jam for a more general description of these spaces) Adult event! Workshop Wed 18:00 - Wed 20:00 Touch&Play Nico Song Title Quiz Select your Song-Title-Costume or choose your own outfit which shall represent a song title that you show on stage - let the audicene guess which song it is. We provide songs and costumes, but you can bring your own! Nowhere Wed 18:30 - Wed 20:00 Drunken Sobriety Cabaret Ingrid, Laurent Surrender to your sacred feminine (women only) The sacred feminine is within each of us, regardless of gender. However in this workshop we focus on women only as we will surrender ourselves by entering our own Womb space through breath and intent. The womb is the seat of our feminine power, creativity, fertility and connection to the universe. Here we will allow the Shakti energy to flow through us to heal, revitalise & empower. Adult event! Spiritual / Healing Wed 19:00 - Wed 20:00 Here&Now Lou Blindfold Dinner You will be blindfolded on arrival, led to your first place to meet an unknown guest, and served your first course. You will not be able to see your fellow guests, or your food, but you will be able to hear their conversation, speak your mind and to taste with a heightened level of sensitivity. The finest of dining, In the desert Limited to 40 seats Bring a plate Event organiser / leader / host Page 12 What Where When 2015! Food and drink Wed 19:00 Wed 21:00 Sentimos Steve Wilson Lawaaï & Kaberdouch' Every night before Nowhere big parties, come address our daily challenge and enjoy great belgian beer - fresh on tap - while listening to wonderful belgian music proposed by awesome belgian people ! Food and drink Wed 19:00 Wed 21:00 Ran'Dome by Krampouz: Salon Laurent SYN Tantric Massage Experience tantric massage at the Wild Encounter. Adult event! Chillout Wed 19:00 - Wed 20:00 The Wild Encounter Frederic The Techno Box Come make your own music, make people dance, be a superstar! Workshop Wed 19:00 - Wed 20:30 Ubertown Martin Safer Sex In this session we'll cover the wellknown condom in its not-so-wellknown varieties, and then we'll cover other forms of protections against STIs. We'll briefly talk about contraception and day-after pills. We'll also talk about what's available and efficient for gay and lesbian sex. There will be Q&A. If you know about all that too, come and help us answer these important questions. Adult event! Talk / Lecture Wed 19:00 - Wed 20:00 Touch&Play Aurelien Bombard Play Reading Come and sight read a play. Not sure which one yet - it'll be a surprise. There will be a post at NoInfo announcing the play so sign up to read on the day, and part allocation will be drawn from a hat! Culture! Adult event! Performance Wed 19:30 - Wed 21:00 The Hug in the Snug Justin NoWed Opening Ceremony! What is marriage today? Some of us recently got married, and we think it is mostly about stamps, bureaucracy and paperwork. We want to share the silliness, the love and the struggle: come and get NoWedded. And stamped. This is a non-religeous marriage celebration. Or a celebration of marriage. Or something like that. Officiate someone’s union. Get married yourself. Change your mind, s/he was a bastard anyway. Change your mind again, s/he was not that bad. Marry yourself, an object, a group of people. Or just come to cheer and blow kisses... Other Wed 19:30 - Wed 21:30 NoWed Gazebo Eugene/Britta/Reese/Ollie (the responsible adults) Unhappy Hour Come and join us for unhappy hour! Tell us all about your troubles as we drink away your nowhere woes. Happiness can be put to the side. Unhappy nobodies allowed only. This event is run daily from 8pm9pm. kids mocktails will be provided too! Food and drink Wed 20:00 Wed 21:00 Pandemonium Becky Fisher Zombie Survival Adventure Game “The Zombie Apocalypse has begun. Horribly enough, right here in Nowhere with our friends and lovers. You need to find the antidote to survive...” A interactive zombie survival adventure game over multiple locations with soft weapons. Light weight, high impact. The Zombie Defence Academy is looking for some key co-creators in this action experience. Performers with improvisational or LARP experience please alert me about your skills : [email protected]. During Nowhere, there will be an exclusive zombie pre-party, followed by the gradual introduction of survivors into the gauntlet. Zombies muster @ Sssh! camp, Wed from 8pm, Thursday from 10pm. Survivors can be trained @ Donut, Wed from 8:30pm, Thursday from 10:30pm. Adult event! Performance Wed 20:00 - Wed 22:00 Sssh! Keith Lim (Gorilla) Aerial Conditioning with Alana Exercises to strengthen your arms and core in order to make faster progress on the aerial silks Workshop Wed 20:00 - Wed 21:00 Circo CO Alana Bloom Zombie Survival Adventure Game “The Zombie Apocalypse has begun. Horribly enough, right here in Nowhere with our friends and lovers. You need to find the antidote to survive...” A interactive zombie survival adventure game over multiple locations with soft weapons. Light weight, high impact. The Zombie Defence Academy is looking for some key co-creators in this action experience. Performers with improvisational or LARP experience please alert me about your skills : [email protected]. During Nowhere, there will be an exclusive zombie pre-party, followed by the gradual introduction of survivors into the gauntlet. Zombies muster @ Sssh! camp, Wed from 8pm, Thursday from 10pm. Survivors can be trained @ Donut, Wed from 8:30pm, Thursday from 10:30pm. Adult event! Performance Wed 20:30 - Wed 23:00 Donut Camp Keith Lim (Gorilla) Pandemonium Party Pandemonium party, need we say anymore? We are all mad here ;) Party Wed 21:00 - Thu 06:00 Pandemonium Becky Fisher Cinema So you're gonna party hard and want to have a break before or just want to relax? Come to barrio "Kids containment Unit" to crash in our cosy dome and watch an old cartoon on our big screen. Each evening at 9h a different cartoon. Chillout Wed 21:00 - Wed 23:00 Kids Containment Unit Flo Opening party & launch of The Übertown Fire Department The Übertown Fire Department's inaugural launch of it's new and improved party arena. Twice as many flame cannons as last year, a bigger and oh so much badder sound system and a richer, more engrossingly themed environment. Party Wed 21:00 - Thu 06:00 Ubertown Josh & Justin Orgy for beginners A group exploration for those curious to experience what happens when we create a place where sexuality is freed from the private sphere and invited into the communal. Together, through a gradual introduction using tools from Contact Improvisation, innerjourneying and Non-Violent Communication we'll create a space that is both safe and generous in our giving and receiving of boundaries and invitations. Please come sober and washed. Adult event! Workshop Wed 21:00 - Thu 00:00 Touch&Play Deejay Spanking for Beginners Once you get the basics of a proper spanking you’ll be able to achieve the adrenalin and serotonin-kick almost like what you know after taking certain drugs … Adult event! Workshop Wed 21:00 - Wed 23:00 Touch&Play Stefan Teske Portal to Ouroots - Chakra Experience Imagine yourself wandering the playa, and suddenly you encounter a series of enlighted portals, in the midst of the dust, the Portals to OuRoots. Imagine going in and experiencing the journey back to your core, to your roots, lead by the Chakramaster, where you free yourself of your worldly guilt and sorrows. Other Wed 22:00 - Wed 23:00 NeoNatives Neonatives Collective Blackout Session with music Ola Burners, Welcome to the Blackout session, lying down on the floor in the dark. you will listen a legendary album of rock music. If you'd like, you will receive a sort of bandana to cover your eyes during the experience. the purpose of this kind of music session is to feel your body and your mind travelling with the music and hopefully, you will fly far far away. Tonight it will be: Pink Floyd - The Dark side of the moon. Location: Orphan / Endorphin Dome. *** Thx to them for hosting my project. *** Adult event! Chillout Wed 22:00 - Thu 00:00 Orphan/Endorphin Bohemian Beats, Brews & Blankies Beats, Brews & Blankies is a comfy explosion of blankets, lovely hot beverages from sambuca green tea, Irish coffee to lovely old lemon and ginger! Come and enjoy some lovely tunes, lovely drinks and LOVELY blankies. We will play some party games from the birthday parties of your younger years (musical statues anyone?) with prizes and general good vibes. Come and request a song, sip a cuppa, get your face painted or just dance around in a blanket! Bring your kids, bring yoursef and bring your CUP! Food and drink Wed 22:00 Thu 00:00 Sssh! Niamh Bizarretro Rock n Surf Party revival loco danzing 50's Bizarretro rock n surf Party revival loco danzing 50's at Donut camp! Pin-up cutre glamour and B movie style! Party Wed 22:00 - Thu 06:00 Donut Camp Agny Burner Petplayer's gathering A time & place for all of those bizarre humans who receive energy and fun from being dogs, cats, ponys, cows, zebras, bears aaaaand unicorns, of course :-) Bring your master on a leash, or walk in alone. All those walking in there on their four paws will receive a very special cheering. Attention: naked cat-chasing and barking dogs might be around. Don't wonder, they're the hosts. :-) Adult event! Workshop Wed 22:00 - Wed 23:00 Orphan/Endorphin Wood Stock Cock and Balls Pleasure/Torture We are all different. Some people with cock and balls like intense sensation – and others like giving it...! Need to make changes to an event you’ve listed? Want to add a new event? Go to No-Info! Thursday Page 13 (Please come washed and sober) Adult event! Workshop Wed 22:00 - Wed 23:00 Touch&Play Martin & Kirsty The Sandy Biscuits Multiplex The Sandy Biscuits will screen films of different generes. There will be two sessions of long movies. At the end of the program we will screening 2 or 3 short films. Adult event! Other Wed 22:30 - Thu 02:00 Sandy Biscuits Carlos Cortes Astro, Tarot and You Come and listen to the stars and tarot cards to learn more about yourself and your destiny. Understand astrology and tarot basics and have a try on yourself. Spiritual / Healing Wed 22:30 - Thu 00:00 Secret location Xavinou Fire Dance Fire and Dance in the heart of the night at the end of the Opening Ceremony! Performance Wed 22:30 Wed 23:30 Fire Space Eloise&Nico NoWed Gazebo - Selfservice Do you want to have a brief, wonderful experience which joins you to other nobodies? Come visit our self-service NoWed Gazebo with some friends (or strangers)- it is open all week, day and night to join everyone together with music fun and laughter (BYO laughter and fun) Other Wed 23:00 - Sat 23:00 NoWed Gazebo Responsible Adults Thursday NoWed Opening Ceremony! Do you want to have a brief, wonderful experience which joins you to other nobodies? Come visit our NoWed Gazebo with some friends (or strangers)- it is open all week, day and night in selfservice capacity to join everyone together in a non-religious union! Other Thu 00:00 - Sat 22:00 NoWed Gazebo Eugene/Britta/Reese/Ollie (the responsible adults) Pre-teen and smurf disco WARNING: you will not enjoy this music unless you are a pre-teen or a cartoon character. Smurfs especially welcome. Luckily it does not last long. Party Thu 01:00 - Thu 01:20 Costume Camp condi Mourning Morning A live DJ set setting an ambient / atmospheric mood to mourn, meditate, dream, or dance to. Waiting for the sunrise. Performance Thu 06:00 - Thu 07:00 Temple of Reflection Morphinauts Key: Morning Yoga - Lead Your First Ever Yoga Class We would like to offer our beautiful dome to any of you who have considered running a yoga class. Maybe you've always wanted to do this and simply haven't had the chance - so now's your chance. Come along and lead your first ever yoga class. And if a few of you turn up to lead, then share the space, learn from one another and share with those who have come to practice. What a great way to learn! Over to YOU! Spiritual / Healing Thu 08:00 - Thu 09:00 Sssh! YOU! make Nowhere happen !!!! We want You !! Yes you. Come by the volunteer hub and sign up for a shift or task. Fame and glory awaits you. Nowhere Thu 09:00 - Thu 17:00 NoInfo Volunteer Draft Sergant Rags to Riches to Spandex: A Journey of a Unicorn The profound affects of Burning Man and how it's seeped into every glittery cell of my being. The highs the lows and the internal conflicts of life, love and the UniForce. Prepare to be confused and enlightened and hopefully inspired. Adult event! Talk / Lecture Thu 10:00 - Thu 11:30 Middle of Nowhere Shaft Coffee and Classics Can you not survive a festival without a real coffee? Me neither! Come to Babycham and have a quality coffee whilst listening to the soothing tones of a selection of classical music. Meet with other people at Nowhere with similar addictions, hang out! Bring a decent cup! Food and drink Thu 10:00 Thu 12:00 Babycham Paul Pickup Bachata Bootcamp Hello Nice Burners, Workshop bachata Moderna/Sensual. I will explain the basic of bachata music. Give you some basic steps and you will do your first step with a partner on Music. We will add more sensual basic step. Adult event! Workshop Thu 10:00 - Thu 11:00 Baby Bloomer Camp Bohemian Morning meditation I will be leading a morning meditation focusing on breath and bodily sensations at our dome or on top of the mountain. TBD Meditation will help you sustain a calm and neutral center for those wild times spent in the desert. If you understand that YOU are responsible for your own experience, then meditation is a great tool to surrender to whatever Event type/category Start/end times is and let that sink in every part of your body and mind. I'm not promising a life changing, kundalini opening, chakra healing, inner child awakening experience or any of that jazz. Simply, a neutral space where emotions and thoughts are allowed to float by and appear and disappear as they do. Spiritual / Healing Thu 10:00 - Thu 11:00 Sexy Veggie Cicci Camp Arthur Quick natural & recycling art One hour of making your own little artpiece out of natural or recycling, trash goods. Dust, little sticks from the ground, spit, fallen leaves, moop etc. cleaning up and leaving no trace when done. Arts and crafts Thu 10:00 Thu 11:00 Ohana House Chris Element Massage The world famous* sssh! massage tent returns for a record breaking** 6th year! Every day we will be on hand (geddit?) to soothe your aching muscles and relax your tense flesh. Every day from 10am6pm we have friendly trained masseurs (massouses? massai?) to ease your stress. Just turn up and ask. Open to all ages. [*Not actually famous **Probably there isn't a record for this] Spiritual / Healing Thu 10:00 - Thu 18:00 Sssh! sssh! massage team Hula hoop This workshop is the perfect way to start your day :) We'll start by doing stretching exercises for legs and arms with the hula hoop and then some basic tric. Workshop Thu 10:00 - Thu 11:00 Middle of Nowhere Happy Banana Apocalyptic Breakfast When some wake up, and others go to sleep.... The Wild Encounter finds in the desert setting the poetry to run a playlist of Apocalyptic Classical music every morning from Wednesday. Chillout Thu 10:00 - Thu 11:00 The Wild Encounter Vik Yogi Yogi Morning yoga session with Lidi. Other Thu 10:00 - Thu 11:00 The Wild Encounter Lidi Silks for beginners with Jenny + warm-up Some special warm up and 2 hour Ariel Silks Workshop covering basic climbing technique, foot locks & wrist locks leading into poses, backbends & inversions with Jenny. Workshop Thu 10:00 - Thu 13:00 Circo CO Jenny Way of Nature Qi Gong Grounding and Flowing A grounding and flowing Qi Gong session, inspired by the Colorado Location Adult event mountains and guided Andres, a Way of Nature guide. Spiritual / Healing Thu 10:00 - Thu 11:00 Ubertown Andres Confronting Taboos DANCING WITH DISGUST In this session, we will consciously choose to work with people, bodies, sexuality’s, sizes, ages, personalities, that go against our normal preference/selection processes. In this session – our intention is to choose someone we wouldn’t normally work with. Whatever my personal taboos in terms of preference – I wish to confront and destabilise them, ask questions about them. We will begin with simple gazing and proximity games, move mindfully through some basic touch modalities, and finish with a jam/dance celebrating the clunky dance of difference and disharmony, perhaps finding surprising new sensations, revelations, connections, and ways of relating to our fears, hierarchies of choice, and taboos Adult event! Workshop Thu 10:00 - Thu 13:00 Touch&Play Daniel Hernandez Tai Chi with Pierre Join Pierre in a four-day course of Tai Chi, or drop in on one session for a mindful start to your day. Spiritual / Healing Thu 10:00 - Thu 11:00 Sssh! Pierre Contact Improvisation - FlashMob Journey across the Playa! A contact improvisation flash-mob journey across the Playa. Connected into an organic whole, we will blow across the camp inspired by all we meet, playing with inhabitants and the natural world. The group of people for the workshop do a warm up together to become connected and then when the moment is right they set off silently and like a single connected organism they slowly journey and dance with each other and any objects they find on their way across the playa. They will interact with different people, art installations and Barrios until a moment of completion. Afterwards there will be time for a debrief and celebration. Workshop Thu 10:00 - Thu 12:00 Touch&Play Alys Mendus Love boat on the 70's - 80's Music Aloha nice Burners, Come and join us for an apero on the love boat with fresh sangria. Dress code: flower necklace We will surf on Nick camen - abba la compagnie créole - pet shop boys and many more... Let's go for a kitsch party! As usual, come with your Cup and feel free to bring some beers or bottles to share all together. Event organiser / leader / host Page 14 What Where When 2015! Adult event! Party Thu 11:00 - Thu 13:00 Baby Bloomer Camp Bohemian Before noon dabate - Cities of the future With more than half of the world population living in cities, how can we make our cities sustainable and ready for the future? How to change the living-standard in slums and how to integrate nature in our concrete jungels? Come and join our talk and get some snacks&drinks!! Talk / Lecture Thu 11:00 Thu 12:00 The Solution Hive BraZa Introduction to Massage Ever wanted to know how to give massages? Come learn how! In this workshop we will teach you the basic strokes of Holistic massage. You don't need to know anything in advance Come with someone, or on your own. Open to all ages. Runs daily at 11am at sssh! Workshop Thu 11:00 - Thu 13:00 Sssh! sssh! massage team Sensory Props and Mask Making Art workshop to make Rebecca Horn inspired performance art/sense masks. Come to Sentimos to create weird and wonderful sensory props: think long fingers, textured faces and ear horns. We’ll create them together, then go interact with and show of to all the Nowhere community! Arts and crafts Thu 11:00 Thu 14:00 Sentimos Georgia Haseldine Mandala making Teaching people to make mandalas using sacred geometry. Teaching them how to be calm and create something of beauty, then encouraging them to pass the skill and art on. It's s spiritual process, people finally focus on one thing and it becomes meditative Arts and crafts Thu 12:00 Thu 13:00 Temple of Reflection Vikram Guti Natural Born Storytellers Natural Born Storytellers is a fun, supportive and welcoming space for any person to tell true stories. It's friendly, open, intimate and honest and the stories moving, lifeaffirming, shocking, captivating or just plain hilarious. It's different to comedy events where the expectation is laughter... here laughter comes, but it's a part of a whole breadth of other emotions and reactions to the stories. Participatory, fun and awesome. BOOM! Adult event! Performance Thu 12:00 - Thu 13:00 The Hug in the Snug Kichael Poetry Workshop! Come along and find a little bit of space to empty your mind and put your thoughts onto paper. I'll be holding an informal poetry workshop where I will use techniques to help unleash your imagination. There will also be an opportunity for reading and giving feedback on each other's work. It is okay to be a seasoned poet and okay never to have written anything in your life. This will be a super safe and friendly environment in which to preserve the present moment. Workshop Thu 12:00 - Thu 14:00 The Hug in the Snug Jessica Charlotte Dissociative Prog Afternoons: Marillion Playing Neo-Prog: Marillion, IQ, Pendragon, Frost and more! In conjunction with dissociative coffee hour we have neo-prog. Influenced by the initial wave of symphonic bands, but playing a style with more emphasis on melody, lush spacey atmospheres and emotional theatrical vocal performances, with some darker gothic elements, we bring you the best of Neo-Prog. Come and join us for the most important prog afternoon of them all, featuring poetic beautiful music to sing to your soul (especially Marillion). Chillout Thu 13:00 - Thu 18:00 Orphan/Endorphin Danny Johnson Vinyasa Yoga "Every morning we will hold a vinyasa yoga practice to greet the day (or smooth out the end of the night, take your pick!! ;) With a range of teachers, the practices will be varied, fun, and accessible to all levels with different variations given and attention paid to making sure that it is a safe and effective yoga practice for everyone." Spiritual / Healing Thu 13:00 - Thu 13:00 Here&Now The Here&Now Yoguis Unhappy Hour Come and join us for unhappy hour! Tell us all about your troubles as we drink away your nowhere woes. Happiness can be put to the side. Unhappy nobodies allowed only. This event is run daily from 8pm9pm. kids mocktails will be provided too! Food and drink Thu 13:00 Thu 14:00 Pandemonium Becky Fisher Unhappy Hour Come and join us for unhappy hour! Tell us all about your troubles as we drink away your nowhere woes. Happiness can be put to the side. Unhappy nobodies allowed only. This event is run daily from 8pm9pm. kids mocktails will be provided too! Food and drink Thu 13:00 Thu 13:00 Pandemonium Becky Fisher Unhappy Hour Come and join us for unhappy hour! Tell us all about your troubles as we drink away your nowhere woes. Happiness can be put to the side. Unhappy nobodies allowed only. This event is run daily from 8pm9pm. kids mocktails will be provided too! Food and drink Thu 13:00 Thu 13:00 Pandemonium Becky Fisher Californian Massage Workshop Discover the californian massage, get a massage yourself or learn it. It is a way to relax, feel more confortable with your body and mind. A wave of happiness to feel better after a long night :) Spiritual / Healing Thu 13:00 - Thu 14:00 Sssh! Tony Snark Pancakes! Come to Pandemonium and chow down on some of our delicious pancakes and take your pick from a variety of fillings. For those meat eaters out there you will be happy to hear that bacon pancakes is our speciality... This is a daily event! Food and drink Thu 13:00 Thu 14:00 Pandemonium Becky Fisher Poi Beginners Class Poi Beginners Class, come and play with us. Bring your Toys if you have. Workshop Thu 13:00 - Thu 13:00 Ran'Dome by Krampouz: Dome Emily Nail Bar Pimp you Nails while chatting with us and eating our famous Crepes Workshop Thu 13:00 - Thu 21:00 Ran'Dome by Krampouz: Salon Anne Slack Lines Come and play with our beginner and advance Slack Line Workshop Thu 13:00 - Thu 21:00 Ran'Dome by Krampouz: Salon Cedric Krampouz Crepes Party Enjoy our famous desert savory and sugary crepes :) it is also a workshop, so you can come practice and help us make them Food and drink Thu 13:00 Thu 19:00 Ran'Dome by Krampouz: Salon Feydreva Board Games FR : Caïssa, déesse du jeu d'échec et des jeux par extension, donne rendez vous à l'ombre du dôme à tous les joueurs dans l'âme.. Viens faire une partie ! EN : Fancy for some games? Come to RandDome, we brought the shade and the games (card games etc.), and now are waiting for players to join us! Other Thu 13:00 - Thu 17:00 Ran'Dome by Krampouz: Dome Laurence Tarot readings Informal tarot readings taking place early afternoon and lasting approximately 30-60 minutes. Adult event! Spiritual / Healing Thu 13:00 - Thu 14:00 Baby Bloomer Camp Heather Gentle Yoga Exactly that. An hour of centring, life-affirming gentle yoga to soothe, stretch and purge all the Nowhere nonsense from your system. The floor is soft enough, but do feel free to bring a mat. Spiritual / Healing Thu 13:00 - Thu 14:00 The Hug in the Snug Alana Breathing Meditation Super simple afternoon breathing meditation. No moves, no mantras, no frills – come find a place in the shade and focus on your breath. Chillout Thu 13:00 - Thu 14:00 Cŵtch Chris Cock'tails with Sex on the playa Come and pimp-up your sexy yfronts or feline g-strings into Larry Hagman's newline of gender breaking Codpieces whilst sipping or necking our thirst quenching beverages mixed for your pleasure. Adult event! Arts and crafts Thu 13:00 - Thu 16:00 Costume Camp Frankie Cock'tails with Sex on the playa Come and pimp-up your sexy yfronts or feline g-strings into Larry Hagman's newline of gender breaking Codpieces whilst sipping or necking our thirst quenching beverages mixed for your pleasure. Adult event! Arts and crafts Thu 13:00 - Thu 16:00 Costume Camp Frankie The Nowhere Re-Examination 2015 For Year 12 Class of Nowhere it's time for EXAMINATION : re-examination, self-examination, internal examination. Come and get Tested. See if you Pass. Will you make it to Graduation? Re-address those Exam Fear Dreams and become an Achiever, A WINNER! Mental, Practical and Physical!!! Exam Capacity: 100 only. Registration: Eat Your Art Out, Thursday Morning. Head Examiner: Professor Arkem B.A. (HA, ha) PhE Special Ed. Dress-code: School Uniform or Prom Dress! Need to make changes to an event you’ve listed? Want to add a new event? Go to No-Info! Thursday Page 15 Bring: Cup and Spoon Adult event! Performance Thu 13:00 - Thu 14:00 Middle of Nowhere Arkem Mark Walton not for you ? Talk / Lecture Thu 14:00 Thu 15:00 Middle of Nowhere Zerh Ariel Dissociative Coffee hour The Lemonade Stand We will be providing coffee and with a small dose of legal dissociative in our grand cuddle puddle dome. Come in have a cup and space out with your friends in a cozy environment. Adult event! Chillout Thu 14:00 - Thu 16:00 Orphan/Endorphin Manhattan (Max Robbins) The Lemonade Stand is the Sandy Biscuits open bar ... we will serve you delicious cold alcoholic lemonade, and play you dancy afternoon tunes. Party Thu 14:00 - Thu 18:00 Sandy Biscuits Michael Gloegl Dissociative Coffee hour We will be providing coffee and with a small dose of legal dissociative in our grand cuddle puddle dome. Come in have a cup and space out with your friends in a cozy environment. Adult event! Chillout Thu 14:00 - Thu 16:00 Orphan/Endorphin Manhatton (Max Robbins) Polyamory talks at Nowhere (Advanced) Polyamory is the "nonpossessive, honest, responsible and ethical philosophy and practice of loving multiple people simultanously" If you want to know more about these new relationship models, come to the Polyamory talks ! This session is for more advanced stuff that we didn't cover last time : What are the most common mistakes in polyamorous relationships ? What are the do's and don't ? What can we do to avoid hurting our lovers ? Why is a feminist education essential for living respectful polyamorous relationships ? Everybody's welcome ! Talk / Lecture Thu 14:00 Thu 15:00 Middle of Nowhere Zerh Ariel Soft bisounours pimp my ride Come decorate my small car of every day! Words, drawings, lines, whatever you want! No political or religious symbols by cons ... Let yourself go! Adult event! Arts and crafts Thu 14:00 - Thu 17:00 I don't know yet emeline Polyamory Talks at Nowhere (Part two) Polyamory is "the honest, responsible and ethical philosophy and practice of loving multiple people simultanously" This 1-hour talk will cover everything we left out on tuesday. How to deal with jealousy ? How do we transition into polyamory ? What do we do when poly doesn't work ? What are the links between polyamorous, queers, and feminists ? What are the mains objections we hear about polyamory ? And of course, we'll have a Q&A ! Who knows, maybe monogamy is Key: Mindfullness Pied Piper Pied Piper of Nowhere by Sven & Stef @ The Wild Encounter Workshop Thu 14:00 - Thu 15:00 The Wild Encounter Sven & Stef Tarot Reading & Workshop More magic in your life. EL TARO LOCO is a free space tent for tarot reading, divination or workshop. Bring your own deck or visit us for a free reading. Spiritual / Healing Thu 14:00 - Thu 18:00 (El Templo Del) Taro Loco Charly Burn Vietnamese Iced Coffee Service Following in the footsteps of the famous Avalon Space Station Castle of Fuscht Barrio will be offering a brewed-as-you-wait-watch-andshoot-the-shit-with-everyone-elsewho-is-waiting-in-line Vietnamese Iced Coffee Service!! http://bit.ly/VietnameseIcedCoffee Food and drink Thu 14:00 Thu 15:00 Castle of Fuscht Castle of Fuscht Team Education for the next paradigm? Hello! I'm doing a PhD in Freedom to Learn looking at all sorts of alternative, creative, holistic, progressive, democratic and new paradigm education and have loads of stories to share and would love to hear those of others and have a discussion about the future. What is education for the 21st century? Can we learn from older pedagogies and philosophies or do we need something new? And what is it? Let's vision and be inspired! ☺ Talk / Lecture Thu 14:00 Thu 15:00 Ohana House Alys (Touch and Play) Spank Out the Alienation You're wondering why the hell you're here and who the fuck are these people? Haven't gotten a hug and screw these hippies anyway? We get it. You're alienated. You probably need it spanked out of you. Come by Sandy Biscuits and we'll spank you until you feel loved. If that's not your cup of tea, just hang out, have some boozey lemonade and lean against someone. We've all been there. Adult event! Other Thu 14:00 - Thu 16:00 Sandy Biscuits Kyra Edeker Event type/category Start/end times Open class in Mindfulness and feel safe led by baby bloomers camp & Happy Jean Adult event! Spiritual / Healing Thu 14:00 - Thu 15:30 Baby Bloomer Camp Happy Jean Cray-oh-là-là Purple, Green, Blue... these are just a few of the amazing colours available to you at this event! Colouring is a great way to relax by occupying your hands so come fill in the blanks with us. Chill out, colour in. Arts and crafts Thu 14:00 Thu 16:00 Cŵtch Amy & Astrid Make Your Own Human Sized Tetriminos Are you a game lover? Do you want to throw shapes in the desert? Come get a tetris jab at Ubertown and make your own human sized tetrimino. Once dry see where your next line is coming from as we play musical tetris. Points and shots awarded for the best tetris human pyramid. Materials provided. Arts and crafts Thu 14:00 Thu 16:00 Ubertown Playastation Free Play @ Drunken Sobriety Cabaret The Cabaret is open for spontaneous explorations and games! We want you to dare and explore your funny, wild, giddy, sad, melodramatic… side – especially if you have never or hardly ever stepped on stage before. You can pass by with your friends, check out what games we offer or bring your own, and pick up our table phones for an outrageous assignment… play for yourself, for a friend or for passersby. Nowhere Thu 14:00 - Thu 16:00 Drunken Sobriety Cabaret Drunken Sobriety Follow the orange rabbit Mounted on your bouncy ball steed, you'll travel in a race of speed and wonders aiming to catch the orange rabbit Other Thu 14:00 - Thu 20:00 El Charmeleón OTTO Barriotto Cock'tails with Sex on the playa Come and pimp-up your sexy yfronts or feline g-strings into Larry Hagman's newline of gender breaking Codpieces whilst sipping or necking our thirst quenching beverages mixed for your pleasure. Adult event! Arts and crafts Thu 14:00 - Thu 17:00 Costume Camp Frankie Fuck Yeah! NoBEDYesBED! There may even be some role-playing and/or a practice exercise with everyone participating in asking for consent for a hug. Meet some cool people, learn more than you already know, and become an even better person than you already are. Adult event! Workshop Thu 14:00 - Thu 15:30 The Hug in the Snug NoBEDYes!BED tying knots: sensual shibari Simone and Marianne will give you a basic introduction to shibari (japanese rope bondage). tie your first knots, learn about technique, safety and connection and experience the beauty of rope in the desert Adult event! Workshop Thu 15:00 - Thu 17:00 Sexy Veggie Cicci Camp Simone Hat Decorating Workshop Come and decorate a hat then join us for our Mad Hatters Tea Party. Bowler hats are provided but if you would like to decorate your own hat you are very welcome :) Arts and crafts Thu 15:00 Thu 16:00 Pandemonium Becky Fisher The government show Your utopia!!! We play a game where everybody (alone or in group) has to imagine his/her utopian vision on how a country/the world should be governd and create your own flag! Capitalism? Communism? non-ofthis-sh*t-ism? Come and inspire people! So together we can make the change! Workshop Thu 15:00 - Thu 16:00 The Solution Hive BraZa Acroyoga Workshop Have you ever hung upside down, while simultaneously receiving a delicious massage? Come to our dome at SSSH! and we will give you exactly that experience and much more! acroyoga is a new discipline that combines yoga, acrobatics and Thai massage. During this two hour workshop we will teach you the first basic steps in the world of acroyoga. Workshop Thu 15:00 - Thu 17:00 Sssh! Wouter, Anouk, Niels and Herman Stine's Body Boutique Calling all models, painters, ravers, dancers, playful creatures and colorful beings. It's time to colour up bodyparts and faces, and in Stine's Body Boutique that's exactly what we'll do. Come and have fun at this colorful workshop. WARNING: Highly Addictive, you'll never want to stop! Adult event! Workshop Thu 15:00 - Thu 17:00 Middle of Nowhere Stine A friendly and accessible, jargonfree workshop on consent, run by the consent masters Location Adult event Event organiser / leader / host Page 16 What Where When 2015! Make the "Benny Hill at Nowhere" video I've made a number of popular Burning Man music videos over the years but want to do something different for Nowhere. I plan to do a homage to Benny Hill chase videos but set at Nowhere, with a burner twist. So this will be us shooting a series of quick silent sketches (all farce, to music) and ending in a chase sequence in the classic 70s Benny Hill style. After the event I'll publish it on YouTube for everyone to enjoy and promote Nowhere. If you want to be part of this video or watch us have fun making it then come for the start at Super Barrio Bros and we'll film in a number of other different locations after there so make sure you're at the start for 3pm! Lots of small parts available that may only last a few seconds, need no real preparation and are bound to raise lots of laughs whether you just want to watch or participate. Welcome to join in for a few minutes and leave or stay for the whole shoot. Other Thu 15:00 - Thu 17:00 Super Barrio Brothers Cheese Slack Lines Come and play with our beginner and advance Slack Line Workshop Thu 15:00 - Thu 21:00 Ran'Dome by Krampouz: Salon Cedric Self-portrait KINKY BOOTH Come at your best or worst to this fun and naughty photo booth. All behaviours encouraged, hot rewards provided!!! ...and check back for a spontaneous re-play! Adult event! Performance Thu 15:00 - Thu 18:00 Costume Camp Fabio Adult event! Other Thu 15:00 - Thu 17:00 Costume Camp condi COCK and TALES lounge Cocktails and Storytelling with Balearic Vibes moving into the D.I.S.C.O hour Food and drink Thu 15:00 Thu 19:00 Super Barrio Brothers Bob B-Wrong BDSM on a budget: Let's make a flogger Flagellating, flicking, flaying and of course flogging are our verbs of encouragement once you've got your DIY flogger in hand. Then you'll trot off into the desert and bring pleasure to many. We'll be talking a little bit about BDSM and where to buy your toys on the cheap and from the most unlikely places. Then we'll make a beautiful flogger out of wood and rope that can be customized to all pain/pleasure levels. Materials provided. Adult event! Workshop Thu 15:00 - Thu 17:00 Touch&Play Kirsty Drury Connect with your power animal This is a guided meditation for you to connect with your power animal, you will enter a sacred space where you will be safe to discover the power animal or animal guides that come to you. Adult event! Spiritual / Healing Thu 16:00 - Thu 17:00 Here&Now Lou Baby Bloomers's IMPRO STORM Where have you bean all our lives? Meeting nobodies doesn't have to be a grind. Come percolate with your fellow campers at this chilled out event with cold brew coffee and iced tea. Don’t be latte! Food and drink Thu 15:00 Thu 16:30 Cŵtch Laurel, Sean and Anna Improv is the best way to discover your hidden stage talents. Anyone can play improv scene through 3 steps : 1) Active listening and connection with each other 2) Energy and rhythm 3) playing to highlight others players (not myself). Improv is specially dedicated to people who are open-minded, generous, concentrated on the others. So that the only thing you need to attend this WS are be on time, be sober, be comfortably dressed For those who will be interested, this workshop ends with a contribution to the DRUNKEN SOBRIETY CABARET closure show (Saturday Night) Workshop Thu 16:00 - Thu 17:30 Drunken Sobriety Cabaret Happy Jean & KreveTTe PETTING ZOO psychedelic chillout sessions let's talk about polyphasic sleeping A round table to talk about polyphasic sleeping and sharing our experiences. Talk / Lecture Thu 15:00 Thu 17:00 Castle of Fuscht pietro Ice to meet Brew Costume Camp has created a safe space where animals normally too dangerous/naughty for human contact can be petted. We do not drug or physically restrain our animals. They are tamed by geranium scented candles, and paraphilia therapy. Garden of joy will be hosting a chillout music sessions on wednesday and thursday from 1618:00. We will play relaxing and ambient music, dance and chill. we might continue on friday, saturday and sunday :) Chillout Thu 16:00 - Thu 18:00 Garden of Joy gagarin Origami workshop Make your own origami. Bring some materials if you can. Workshop Thu 16:00 - Thu 17:00 The Wild Encounter Lydiane 3 Ps: Pétanque, Pastis and Peace EN: Want to relax, chat and play? Come and enjoy the southern France way of living! We will provide the pétanque balls and serve you pastis. FR: Venez profitez de l'ambiance sudiste autour d'un petit pastis! Food and drink Thu 16:00 Thu 18:00 Ran'Dome by Krampouz: Salon Melo I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Clue We shall be attempting to create a Nowhere version of the longrunning Radio 4 panel game of the same name. Silly games and comedic nonsense. There will be a sign up post at NoInfo on the day for those that wish to play. Audience very welcome! Performance Thu 16:00 - Thu 17:00 The Hug in the Snug Justin Music production workshop Let's make a techno track! Workshop Thu 16:00 - Thu 17:30 Ubertown Martin Post beginner partner acro Can you do the bird? Have you already tried and actually CAN keep your legs straight and not drop your partner more than a few times every few minutes? Then come and play: washing machines, high flighers, and all of the stuff that you see those crazy acrobats do. Workshop Thu 16:00 - Thu 18:00 Touch&Play Shauna Spinning workshop: poi and double staff Poi : beginner, intermediary + some advances moves. Double staffs : beginner. This is chill out practicing, it's no master class ! Performance Thu 16:00 - Thu 17:00 Baby Bloomer Camp Happy Eric Improv Theatre Workshop Improvisation theatre workshop: - Being Happy-Healthy-Sexy (on time & sober) - Energy rising & Active listening - Willingness to make other players happy to play with you For those who wants you'll be able to perform on the stage of the Cabaret Show the same evening !! Workshop Thu 16:00 - Thu 18:00 Baby Bloomer Camp Happy Jean Shiatsu Healing Using the whole body to massage the body tissues, they will release tensions and whatever they were holding to. Only two sessions per day, come make your appointment in advance. Spiritual / Healing Thu 16:28 - Thu 18:00 Here&Now Guillem HOW TO BREATHE...to feel great and live more "A workshop detailing some important information about the physiology of breathing, with practical application to identifying restrictive breathing patterns, letting them go, and cultivating better ones that will allow you to energize your body using breathing practices and improve the functioning of all the major body systems. In yogic terms, the workshop will cover the fundamentals bases of pranayama." Workshop Thu 17:00 - Thu 18:30 Here&Now Morgan breath, meditate, relax It's about meditation and relaxation by breathing. Strong breathing first then a slow, controled one for the meditation part. Workshop Thu 17:00 - Thu 18:00 Sssh! Gaelle Life as a game Starting of with a new vision on life, we will be exploring the experience of life as a game. I will give a short lecture on my experience with this new philosophy and then we will give a group game where people can solve the mind-boggling puzzels we will bring. The purpose : to introduce a new vision on life where interaction is seen as not purely functional but as a purpose in itself. Talk / Lecture Thu 17:00 Thu 18:00 The Solution Hive Marco Nervous Mind over body - magic without tricks After a brief introduction, the participants will be guided through a series of exercises in order to help them explore their hidden capacities. At the end, a few "feats" will be performed. I hope I have been vague enough: come give it a try. Workshop Thu 17:00 - Thu 19:00 Middle of Nowhere Giulio Giant Bubbles Make the biggest bubble and see a wave of bubbles fly. Arts and crafts Thu 17:00 Thu 18:00 The Wild Encounter Nelly & Mark Ropes with Malaka 2 hour Rope Workshop covering basic climbing technique, foot locks & wrist locks leading into poses, backbends, inversions and more with Malaka Adult event! Workshop Thu 17:00 - Thu 19:00 Circo CO Malaka Need to make changes to an event you’ve listed? Want to add a new event? Go to No-Info! Thursday Page 17 What is polyamory? Does it work for me? Are there any rolemodels? Loving more than one. The difference between having sex and making love. Does polyamory work long term? Would it work for me? Is there actually people who live actively polyamory? How do children get along with so many adults in their parents’ life? Talk / Lecture Thu 17:00 Thu 19:00 Touch&Play Stefan Teske The Hug Our daily offering of warmth for all that wish to come between 17.30 and 18.30. Exactly as it says on the tin. There will be booze, snacks, hanging out and and hugs. These are the very Hugs that make The Hug at The Snug exactly what it is! Chillout Thu 17:30 - Thu 18:30 The Hug in the Snug Justin Animation Gym Queer - Drag Queen Workout Cross- dress up, put on your gloss, your excentric skirt, your extravagante dress and your stiletto heel and participate in our Drag Queen Workout with the gorgeous Olive! Make up is compulsory! Show us your moves, move your boobs and ass like you want to win a contest! Enjoy yourselves and exercise! Let the Madness take you. Nowhere Thu 17:30 - Thu 18:30 Drunken Sobriety Cabaret Olive Let's debate the future of the human spieces Includes an inspiring apéritif and phenomenological concerns. Come and add your part to the Yarn Gallery! You don’t need to be an artist, you can just build your map! Nice collect of anthropological data Workshop Thu 18:00 - Thu 20:00 Yarn Gallery Clara Blindfolded, randomised massage swap. Each person has a different accent to their touch. Some people's touch may feel more pleasing than others, but this is often coloured by our other perceptions. The aim of this workshop is to create blindfolded, randomised pairs to share massage (nonverbally). We'll have a few mix-ups to create new pairs. At the end, each person can reflect on which experience they enjoyed the most. I'll make a note of the pairs that form, so will be able to provide that information, if desired. No previous experience necessary, only good intentions! Workshop Thu 18:00 - Thu 19:00 Sssh! Pauric Tea & Techno Come start your evening out right with some Tea & Techno. Barrio Sandy Biscuits will be serving you pinkie-popping tea to some fine techno tunes. There will also, of course, be some biscuits for you to wash down... which will inevitably be sandy. Food and drink Thu 18:00 Thu 19:00 Sandy Biscuits Sarah Brodsky Ever wondered about what Humanity will look like in 10, 50, 100, 500 or even more years? Let's take profit from the wealth of minds that Nowhere attracts so we can have an interesting discussion about Social change, Artificial intelligence, Sustainability, Transhumanism, Energy and whatever topic you feel relevant. Talk / Lecture Thu 18:00 Thu 19:00 Donut Camp Carlos Buj Freestyle Salsa Session Casting molds of upper body with plaster tape Whipping for beginners I will fix you upper body with plaster tape. Then remove it slowly when it's dry. I will then explain to you how to finish it and you can bring it home with you as a memory. It takes more or less 1h00-1h30 and during that time, you can't move. So take it easy and relax while the artist is working :) Any question, come to me and I will show you. Adult event! Arts and crafts Thu 18:00 - Thu 20:00 Baby Bloomer Camp Bohemian Pimp my map! Psychogeographic blind walks and customization of your own Nowhere map. Key: Come dance Salsa! Party Thu 18:00 - Thu 19:00 The Wild Encounter Alexis Tetris Speed Dating For game lovers come score highly at our tetris speed dating afternoon. Will there be hand(s)held? Human sized tetrimino costume needed to play. Other Thu 18:00 - Thu 19:30 Ubertown Playastation If you want to learn and experience while having fun, this is the workshop for you. The theoretical part has been reduced to a minimum so as to leave ample space to practice phase. Taking a cue from some simple basic techniques of whipping (using crop, paddle, signal and flogger), participants are invited to actively interact with each other by putting into practice what has been proposed in order to live the "experiences" and to bring their own whip (if they have got one)! The course is designed primarily for "beginners" but is open to all, even the most "experts" if available to get involved and to interact with others. Event type/category Start/end times Adult event! Workshop Thu 18:00 - Thu 19:30 Garden of Joy Federico Svevo Acroyoga Join us for Acroyoga at Orphan/Endorphin. Combining yoga and acrobatics, Acroyoga enhances the body and the mind (not to mention fun aplenty), Our enthusiastic event leader Kati is eager to guide and, in addition to these workshops, will probably be leading some spontaneous sessions, so drop by and join in :) Workshop Thu 18:00 - Thu 19:00 Orphan/Endorphin Kati Hypno Move Hypnotherapy in movement. Hypno Move is about sharing a time and a space for moving and experimenting metaphors with healing intentions for body and mind. It’s a trip through imaginary places and textures The technique combines the ideas of hypnotic induction, therapeutic metaphors (that have emerged from Sarah’s work as a hypnotherapist), movement (inspired from dance classes), and interactive trance where the sum of each one’s trance create a group emulation that, in return, benefits to each one’s experience. Each session seeks to develop particular skills, this one will focus on creativity and will follow the steps that heroes accomplish in fairy tales and adventures. The parallel with the stages of the creative process comes from two different theoretical models that speak of creativity and hypnotic process: Ernest Rossi (the creative mind-gene dialogues) and Robert Dilts (The Hero’s journey). The Hypno Move session on creativity is inspired by a combination of these two models. Workshop Thu 18:00 - Thu 20:00 Touch&Play Sarah Vandecasteele (boy/girl)friend ;-) or any stranger in the room! After a brief explanation of the difference between healthy aggressiveness and violence and setting clear boundaries about do's and don't to keep safe, we will start with short and fun experiments of play fighting using ropes, cushions and our bodies. And then move into expressing fully ourselves. Workshop Thu 18:00 - Thu 20:00 Touch&Play Noemi, Bob & Nathalie Contact Partner Yoga A yoga session to help us develop our capacity to relate with each other through conscious touch, yoga asana, and strong presence. Workshop Thu 18:28 - Thu 20:00 Here&Now Morganic&Charlie "MAGIC BINDI MAKE UP" "Bindi Makeup Magic" is the magical little salon and makeup fantasy, full of color for all those people who desire to add a magical and joyful touch on their faces. This small stand will be in the fabulous Costume Camp (CCC) ... I paint your face with Acuacolor (watercolor for the face), with bright, fun colors, including fluo. You want to try false eyelashes? You want to be a character? I want to help you !!! Arts and crafts Thu 19:00 Sat 21:00 Costume Camp ME! (Lady Bindi) Lindy Hop COME DANCE !! Lindy Hop is an American dance that evolved in Harlem (NY) in the 1920s-30s and originally evolved with the jazz music of that time. It was very popular during the Swing era of the late 1930s and early 40s. The class may move to MON upon availability. Workshop Thu 19:00 - Thu 20:00 The Wild Encounter Olivier Decorative Shibari: corsets and dresses Trapeze and aerial hoop - First steps + funny warm-up Functional shibari is great, but sometimes you just want to play and look pretty. We will show you a few simple corsets and dress patterns that: look awesome, allow you to move and breathe, and of curse show more than they cover: it’s rope after all. We will have SOME rope but please, please bring your own if you have it or if you want to then go adventuring, showing off. Adult event! Workshop Thu 18:00 - Thu 20:00 Touch&Play Shaunaq Have you always wanted to get on a trapeze but didn’t want to just drop in to a class? Is this your first step into Aerial dance? This workshop will give you focused attention and spotting just for beginners! Workshop Thu 19:00 - Thu 21:00 Circo CO GaTTo Play Fighting Experience to express your aggressiveness in a healthy and fun way. Get out all your anger and build up energy against your Location Adult event healing share we are going to have a healing share. We welcome all healers with any healing moralities to give healing to someone in need. Or to exchange with another healer. Depend of the numbers of healers and people who only want to receive. It will be 20 min session and 5 min feedback. Spiritual / Healing Thu 19:00 - Thu 20:00 Sssh! marta Event organiser / leader / host Page 18 What Where When 2015! Lawaaï & Kaberdouch' Every night before Nowhere big parties, come address our daily challenge and enjoy great belgian beer - fresh on tap - while listening to wonderful belgian music proposed by awesome belgian people ! Food and drink Thu 19:00 Thu 21:00 Ran'Dome by Krampouz: Salon Laurent SYN action. We shall create one massive circle of energy. This is going to be utterly amazing for all. We shall rotate 3 X so everyone gets to participate in all aspects. Notice board for names will be in the centre of nowhere. The first 100 to add names down are in the session... One session each due to festival numbers "unless we are short of numbers" SEE U IN THE DUST OH FUTURE SHAMANIC BEINGS... "Spectators welcome" ;.) Adult event! Performance Thu 19:30 - Thu 21:30 location close to or in the temple area Lee Thackray Spirit of the Shamanic drum Whose Shoe Is It Anyway? A magical spirt journey into the world of the shaman. Deep in the heart of the desert we will be soul traveling into sunset. We shall awaken the spirit and rejoice by embracing the rhythm of life. Meeting at the centre nowhere each eve at 7.30 and then going to the temple area. And then!!!!! 1/3 will be doing an epic drumming session 1/3 will be doing a magical mediation session 1/3 will be dancing to freedom with there spirit animals Each group has a brief training session (zero experience needed) followed by 15 minuets real time action. We shall create one massive circle of energy. This is going to be utterly amazing for all. We shall rotate 3 X so everyone gets to participate in all aspects. Notice board for names will be in the centre of nowhere. The first 100 to add names down are in the session... One session each due to festival numbers "unless we are short of numbers" SEE U IN THE DUST OH FUTURE SHAMANIC BEINGS... "Spectators welcome" ;.) Adult event! Performance Thu 19:30 - Thu 21:30 location close to or in the temple area Lee Thackray A participatory pantomime based on the story of Cinderella. I can't explain it any better than that, other than to say it will be FUN! There will be more info on the NoInfo board on the day for those that wish to participate. Performance Thu 19:30 - Thu 20:30 The Hug in the Snug Kichael Apero 101% belge. Adult event! Food and drink Thu 19:00 - Thu 21:00 Ran'Dome by Krampouz: Salon Gaëtan Lawaaï & Kaberdouch' Spirit of the Shamanic drum A magical spirt journey into the world of the shaman. Deep in the heart of the desert we will be soul traveling into sunset. We shall awaken the spirit and rejoice by embracing the rhythm of life. Meeting at the centre nowhere each eve at 7.30 and then going to the temple area. And then!!!!! 1/3 will be doing an epic drumming session 1/3 will be doing a magical mediation session 1/3 will be dancing to freedom with there spirit animals Each group has a brief training session (zero experience needed) followed by 15 minuets real time Sunset Sexy Strip Just before Sunset we invite you to join us starting at MON, dressed in as many clothes as you can possibly wear, the object of this fun event is that as we go from barrio to barrio the less MOOP we have to pick up the more of the layers of clothing we will remove. If there is no MOOP we hope to have many free and half naked Nobodies to dance as we arrive at our last barrio. All consenting adults and children are invited, if you are willing to bare all or most (whatever is in your limits). Adult event! Party Thu 20:00 - Thu 21:00 Middle of Nowhere Liss Morgan Kamasutra Contest Join our Kamasutra Contest! Rules: Pop a balloon while presenting a Kamasutra position. You have min. 15 - max. 45 seconds. You get points from a jury for technical and artistic performance. Win the trophy! Adult event! Nowhere Thu 20:00 - Thu 21:30 Drunken Sobriety Cabaret Tünde Kamasutra Contest Join our Kamasutra Contest! Rules: Pop a balloon while presenting a Kamasutra position. You have min. 15 - max. 45 seconds. You get points from a jury for technical and artistic performance. Win the trophy! Adult event! Nowhere Thu 20:00 - Thu 21:30 Drunken Sobriety Cabaret Thunder Fire Spinning Workshop New to spinning fire? Have a little experience but would like to build your confidence? Want to know which moves and tricks you can already do look most effective with fire props? Then come along to the Field of Fire and try stuff out. We will have some fire toys you can try (hoop, poi, fans etc) but bring your own if you have them. Our team of friendly and experienced fire leads will give you top tips and pointers on fire dance and spinning fire safely, and the opportunity to try them out with real fire! NB this workshop is aimed at those with limited fire spinning experience. The Field of Fire will be open for fire spinning every night Thursday - Sunday from sunset until midnight so more experienced spinners can come and play then. Adult event! Workshop Thu 20:00 - Thu 21:30 Field of Fire Me Unhappy Hour Come and join us for unhappy hour! Tell us all about your troubles as we drink away your nowhere woes. Happiness can be put to the side. Unhappy nobodies allowed only. This event is run daily from 8pm9pm. kids mocktails will be provided too! Food and drink Thu 20:00 Thu 21:00 Pandemonium Becky Fisher Butoh Dance for Site Specific Performance We will explore different essentials of butoh dance in a journey across real and imaginary landscapes and time perceptions. Meditative exercises, dynamics to help us channeling the unconcious mind and dance techniques bound to bring up a state of presence from our bodies, towards a subtle ecology of harmonizing internal listening & environmental awareness in the art of improvisation. Workshop Thu 20:30 - Thu 22:30 Donut Camp Gonzalo Catalinas Captain MOOP's extravagant rock 'n roll hour of vodka Tired of OONZ OONZ? Thirsty? Like rock 'n roll? Kickstart your Thursday night at Nowhere. Stop by at Werkhaus and enjoy a healthy dose of breath freshening vodka while listening to the most invigorating rock tracks. Bring your own cups and mixers because CPT MOOP doesn't know what a cup is and he drank all the mixers last year. Adult event! Party Thu 21:00 - Fri 00:00 Werkhaus Captain MOOP Contact Fire Staff @ Fire Space how use the staff with fire, ignition, rotation, posture and basic / intermediate movements level: beginners / intermediate - if you have your own staff, bring it with you! where: fire space Adult event! Workshop Thu 21:00 - Thu 22:00 0 Nico La Coccoleria-Cuddle Party La Coccoleria is a place where we can share affection, tenderness and love for any body, by cuddling and playing games we share energy and Oxytocin that makes us feel relaxed but also joyful and playful. Consent is the core element. You are free to interact or not, however you feel! Adult event! Other Thu 21:00 - Fri 01:00 Sexy Veggie Cicci Camp Tigro Embassy of Nowhere party Enjoy the best internationalthemed cocktails at Nowhere, plus a surprise Flandango cocktail delight (Hint: the clue is in the name) Party Thu 21:00 - Fri 02:00 Why Not/Babycham (aka Pueblo Flandango) Why Not/Babycham Massive dance explosion with all Dusties! I need YOU to take part in this massive dance explosion! I will teach you a simple African inspired choreography and then we will do this dance with as much as possible Dusties. Join the fun, everyone can join. Let's make this a BIG thing! Workshop Thu 21:00 - Thu 22:00 Middle of Nowhere Laura Rainbow Cinema So you're gonna party hard and want to have a break before or just want to relax? Come to barrio "Kids containment Unit" to crash in our cosy dome and watch an old cartoon on our big screen. Each evening at 9h a different cartoon. Chillout Thu 21:00 - Thu 23:00 Kids Containment Unit Flo Light-hearte and Comic Poetry Reading Come and read/perform some poetry for your fellow Nobodies. Your poems, other people's; we don't mind, but they must be lighthearted or comic - and everyone has 5 minutes max. No navel gazing dirges into the darkness of souls here! (There'll be enough of that at Welfare on Friday night…) Adult event! Performance Thu 21:00 - Thu 22:00 The Hug in the Snug Justin Pool Party Come get wet after dark with cocktails in our (hopefully) heated pool. Or chill out next to the pool in our comfy UV laser den. Party Thu 21:00 - Thu 23:00 Poolhaus Mittens Flogging, whipping and spanking We have various floggers, whips and other “devices” to play and practice with. Some very soft, some very hard. We will be encouraging Need to make changes to an event you’ve listed? Want to add a new event? Go to No-Info! Friday Page 19 people to be both giving and receiving the experience. Whipping is all about build-up and communication NOT using somebody to fulfil your fantasies. Adult event! Workshop Thu 21:00 - Thu 22:30 Touch&Play Martin & Kirsty Fire Spinning Calling all fire spinners! The Field of Fire will be open for free spinning every night from Thursday - Sunday (weather permitting!) for you to bring your fire toys and come play. We will have fire safety staff running the space and some lamp oil you can use to burn. You are welcome to bring your own fuel but no white gas please :) Adult event! Performance Thu 21:30 - Thu 23:59 Field of Fire Me Gregor & Friends - The Cabaret "If i didnt know better Id think its cabaret, and i dont mean that in a good way..." Party until you turn upside down and laugh until you spit your heart out. Or whatever. It is the unimitable Gregor Graciano gracing our stage this night, so don't miss out. Open mic whenever he gets tired and after he is finished, or the other way round. Nowhere Thu 21:30 - Fri 00:00 Drunken Sobriety Cabaret Gregor Graciano Down Tempo Healing Dance Party Let's use the conscious produced bass music to harmonize the body with spirit, to dance in joy with a clear mind ! Party Thu 22:00 - Fri 00:00 Here&Now The Here&Now Tribe Portal to Ouroots - Chakra Experience Imagine yourself wandering the playa, and suddenly you encounter a series of enlighted portals, in the midst of the dust, the Portals to OuRoots. Imagine going in and experiencing the journey back to your core, to your roots, lead by the Chakramaster, where you free yourself of your worldly guilt and sorrows. Other Thu 22:00 - Thu 23:00 NeoNatives Neonatives Collective Blackout Session with music Ola Burners, Welcome to the Blackout session, lying down on the floor in the dark. you will listen a legendary album of rock music. If you'd like, you will receive a sort of bandana to cover your eyes during the experience. the purpose of this kind of music session is to feel your body and your mind travelling with the music and hopefully, you will fly far far away. Key: Tonight it will be: The Doors Legendary Album. Location: Orphan / Endorphin Dome. *** Thx to them for hosting my project. *** Adult event! Chillout Thu 22:00 - Fri 00:00 Orphan/Endorphin Bohemian Zombie Survival Adventure Game “The Zombie Apocalypse has begun. Horribly enough, right here in Nowhere with our friends and lovers. You need to find the antidote to survive...” A interactive zombie survival adventure game over multiple locations with soft weapons. Light weight, high impact. The Zombie Defence Academy is looking for some key co-creators in this action experience. Performers with improvisational or LARP experience please alert me about your skills : [email protected]. During Nowhere, there will be an exclusive zombie pre-party, followed by the gradual introduction of survivors into the gauntlet. Zombies muster @ Sssh! camp, Wed from 8pm, Thursday from 10pm. Survivors can be trained @ Donut, Wed from 8:30pm, Thursday from 10:30pm. Adult event! Performance Thu 22:00 - Thu 23:59 Sssh! Keith Lim (Gorilla) Happy NewHere ! At 22.22, on thursday 09th of july 2015, at 41°41’39” N, 0°09’24” W, stars will be perfectly aligned to celebrate the passage to a whole new year of fun ! So bring your most amazing christmas / new year's eve outfit, and come have a toast with us while waiting for the countdown ! Other Thu 22:00 - Thu 22:45 Ran'Dome by Krampouz: Salon Laurent SYN Primal Howl Let out your inner beast and howl at the moon! Although we don’t have a full moon over the Nowhere festivities, we can still get in touch with our lupine brethren and search for a spiritual release. Primal games, improv and treats will follow. Adult event! Workshop Thu 22:00 - Thu 23:00 Costume Camp Remy Kinky Play Space This year T&P is offering a number of open play spaces for Nobodies to come and explore the kinky and deviant sides of themselves and others. These spaces are held, but not facilitated, by a number of experienced kinksters from our camp and are open to singles, Event type/category Start/end times couples, triades and other small constellations. We ask that you have a minimum knowledge about BDSM (feel free to join our intro workshops for this) and that you respect your own and other peoples boundaries. This space is not for hanging-out and we encourage you to, when you need to talk, do it softly and ontopic. Some toys might be available but we encourage you to bring your own and discourage you from trying things you have little or no experience with. Please also leave your alcohol and drugs at home. That said, we really hope you comeon over and play with us... Adult event! Other Thu 22:00 - Fri 01:00 Touch&Play Varying Dungeon Mistresses and Masters Planet Pulpo Horrotica Story Hour Do you like scary tales, lustful odes? To squirm in fear of things that go bump in the night, or in desire for tantalizing visions? Come along to a special adult-themed Planet Pulpo Story Hour Horrotica edition. Bring your favorite erotic or scary stories even better if they're both - with you! Adult event! Other Thu 22:30 - Fri 01:00 Planet Pulpo Stuart Updegrave Zombie Survival Adventure Game “The Zombie Apocalypse has begun. Horribly enough, right here in Nowhere with our friends and lovers. You need to find the antidote to survive...” An interactive zombie survival adventure game over multiple locations with soft weapons. Light weight, high impact. The Zombie Defence Academy is looking for some key co-creators in this action experience. Performers with improvisational or LARP experience please alert me about your skills : [email protected]. During Nowhere, there will be an exclusive zombie pre-party, followed by the gradual introduction of survivors into the gauntlet. Zombies muster @ Sssh! camp, Wed from 8pm, Thursday from 10pm. Survivors can be trained @ Donut, Wed from 8:30pm, Thursday from 10:30pm. Adult event! Performance Thu 22:30 - Thu 23:59 Donut Camp Keith Lim (Gorilla) The Sandy Biscuits Multiplex The Sandy Biscuits will screen films of different generes. There will be two sessions of long movies. At the end of the program we will screening 2 or 3 short films. Location Adult event Adult event! Other Thu 22:30 - Fri 02:00 Sandy Biscuits Carlos Cortes Gull RYk To Dust We Will Decay. Good News: It´s Gold Dust. So Let´s All Celebrate The Decay With Our Eclectronic Dance Music, Miss Dara´s Soulful Voice & An Intimate Performance In A Golden Playaground. We Gold-Plate Your Pussy And Bring Glitter To Your Kitty Litter. Fun To Watch - Pleasure To Listen - Obsession To Dance To. Promise! Performance Thu 23:00 - Fri 00:00 Middle of Nowhere Dirk Weuster Random Style ! Come for a Random Style Music Party. All kinds of music allowed except common electronic music Party Thu 23:00 - Fri 07:00 Ran'Dome by Krampouz: Dome André Gull RYk: Fun to watch Pleasure to Listen - Obsession to Dance to. Promise! To Dust We Will Decay. Good News: It´s Gold Dust. So Let´s All Celebrate The Decay With Our Eclectronic Dance Music, Miss Dara´s Soulful Voice & An Intimate Performance In A Golden Playaground. Bubbles, Balls and Bass in a Beatiful Bathtub Blizzard... We Gold-Plate Your Pussy And Bring Glitter To Your Kitty Litter. Fun To Watch - Pleasure To Listen - Obsession To Dance To. Promise! Performance Thu 23:00 - Fri 00:00 Middle of Nowhere Dirk Weuster Friday erotic electronica & sweaty rock Dress up as sexy and kinky as you can to join us for the finest in electronic beats, sexy tracks, and pumping base - matching your outfit (or the other way around :-) further down the night we’ll then be transitioning to the gems of rockhistory. Expect to hear the tunes you know and love… as well as those you almost forgot about! Adult event! Party Fri 00:00 - Fri 03:00 Orphan/Endorphin yes, indeed... me :-) 15 years ago, sunrise sounded like this… Join us for a very special dawn. Wether you are closing the night or starting the day, the Orphan/Endorphine-camp will support you with tunes created by the musical masterminds of the 80s and 90s - presented by DJ Woodstock. Songs written when we were anything but grown-up. Pop&rockmusic almost everybody connects a memory to….. Event organiser / leader / host Page 20 What Where When 2015! And while the sun gifts us the first light of the day we’ll be sending greetings back: With the best of upbeat disco-music the 70s brought us. Party Fri 05:30 - Fri 09:00 Orphan/Endorphin yes, indeed... me :-) Morning Yoga - Lead Your First Ever Yoga Class We would like to offer our beautiful dome to any of you who have considered running a yoga class. Maybe you've always wanted to do this and simply haven't had the chance - so now's your chance. Come along and lead your first ever yoga class. And if a few of you turn up to lead, then share the space, learn from one another and share with those who have come to practice. What a great way to learn! Over to YOU! Spiritual / Healing Fri 08:00 - Fri 09:00 Sssh! YOU! make Nowhere happen !!!! We want You !! Yes you. Come by the volunteer hub and sign up for a shift or task. Fame and glory awaits you. Nowhere Fri 09:00 - Fri 17:00 NoInfo Volunteer Draft Sergant Vinyasa Yoga "Every morning we will hold a vinyasa yoga practice to greet the day (or smooth out the end of the night, take your pick!! ;) With a range of teachers, the practices will be varied, fun, and accessible to all levels with different variations given and attention paid to making sure that it is a safe and effective yoga practice for everyone." Spiritual / Healing Fri 09:28 - Fri 11:00 Here&Now The Here&Now Yoguis Coffee and Classics Can you not survive a festival without a real coffee? Me neither! Come to Babycham and have a quality coffee whilst listening to the soothing tones of a selection of classical music. Meet with other people at Nowhere with similar addictions, hang out! Bring a decent cup! Food and drink Fri 10:00 - Fri 13:00 Babycham Paul Pickup Salsa Bootcamp Hello Nice Burners, Workshop Salsa LA style. I will explain the basic of Salsa music. Give you some basic steps and you will do your first step with a partner on Music. Adult event! Workshop Fri 10:00 - Fri 11:00 Baby Bloomer Camp Bohemian Morning meditation I will be leading a morning meditation focusing on breath and bodily sensations at our dome or on top of the mountain. TBD Meditation will help you sustain a calm and neutral center for those wild times spent in the desert. If you understand that YOU are responsible for your own experience, then meditation is a great tool to surrender to whatever is and let that sink in every part of your body and mind. I'm not promising a life changing, kundalini opening, chakra healing, inner child awakening experience or any of that jazz. Simply, a neutral space where emotions and thoughts are allowed to float by and appear and disappear as they do. Spiritual / Healing Fri 10:00 Fri 11:00 Sexy Veggie Cicci Camp Arthur Archery Workshop Massage Let's get together to untangle your body,shine a smile, and free your spirit! Do-In (Japanese technique),streches and self massage to get closer to your heaven. "Que du bonheur!" Workshop Fri 10:00 - Fri 11:30 Drunken Sobriety Cabaret Corinne The world famous* sssh! massage tent returns for a record breaking** 6th year! Every day we will be on hand (geddit?) to soothe your aching muscles and relax your tense flesh. Every day from 10am6pm we have friendly trained masseurs (massouses? massai?) to ease your stress. Just turn up and ask. Open to all ages. [*Not actually famous **Probably there isn't a record for this] Spiritual / Healing Fri 10:00 Fri 18:00 Sssh! sssh! massage team The Excercised The power of feist compels you! Join our fun excercisecision with godawful songs, and you'll move your body in ways you never could before (we can't promise anything about 360 head spins though). Don't worry about sweating too much; we'll match this awesome excercise workshop to crowd and climate. Bring comfortable clothes, water and your friends to get cleansed together! Workshop Fri 10:00 - Fri 11:00 Circo CO Smitten Have you ever wondered what it would be like to shoot a bow and arrow? Here's your chance at Nowhere 2015! Lee, Jesus and Pauly will teach you the basics of archery. Come join us up the hill, behind the Temple of Reflection. (For safety reasons, you will need to wear a t-shirt: shooting barechested won't be allowed. You'll understand why!) Adult event! Workshop Fri 10:00 - Fri 12:00 Up the hill, behind the Temple of Reflection. Lee Thackray QUE DU BONHEUR - Wellbeing Workshop Partner dancing in closed position An introduction to partner dancing. Lead, follow and switch. Based mostly in contact, blues and fusion dance. Starting with solo dancing we will bring the dance to couples, giving tips on how to connect with movement and breath. How to lead, listen and play with different parts of the body. Swithching roles and being playfull. Workshop Fri 10:00 - Fri 12:00 Touch&Play Nico Tai Chi with Pierre Join Pierre in a four-day course of Tai Chi, or drop in on one session for a mindful start to your day. Spiritual / Healing Fri 10:00 Fri 11:00 Sssh! Pierre You don't need to know anything in advance Come with someone, or on your own. Open to all ages. Runs daily at 11am at sssh! Workshop Fri 11:00 - Fri 13:00 Sssh! sssh! massage team Flaming'OTTO Mask Making Do you often find yourself standing on one leg, stretching your neck out, flapping your arms around and pretending to be a flamingo? Well who doesn't?! Join us for this midday crafty workshop and make your childhood (and adulthood) flamingo dreams come true. Our friendly Flaming'Ottoeans will be at hand to help you make your own brilliantly pink flamingo mask, which not only provides an uncanny flamingo guise - it also helps to shield you from the sun! (we know, it's all just... too. much). No feathers, no previous experience needed and all materials provided (but feel free to bring your own scissors if you have a pair). Children welcome. Arts and crafts Fri 11:00 - Fri 13:00 El Charmeleón OTTO Tim Spoken Word and the Senses Bring and share a poem or create your own as we come together for a celebration of poetry for all the senses. Workshop Fri 11:00 - Fri 13:00 Sentimos Fran Rosamond Spoken Word and the Senses Bring and share a poem or create your own as we come together for a celebration of poetry for all the senses. Workshop Fri 11:00 - Fri 13:00 Sentimos Fran Rosamond Chakras (or something like that) without the bullshit Apocalyptic Breakfast What you always wanted to know about sex, but never dared to ask When some wake up, and others go to sleep.... The Wild Encounter finds in the desert setting the poetry to run a playlist of Apocalyptic Classical music every morning from Wednesday. Chillout Fri 10:00 - Fri 11:00 The Wild Encounter Vik Ask a doctor everything you always wanted to know about sex, but never dared to ask. Exchange experiences with others. Enhance your knowledge. Talk / Lecture Fri 10:00 - Fri 12:00 Touch&Play Stefan Teske Cabaret/improv workshop Flapping Tongues Party Improvisation theatre workshop in order to be able to perform regarding the discussion will follow… The secret ? - Being Happy-Healthy-Sexy (on time & sober) - Energy rising & Active listening - Willingness to make other players happy to play with you Arts and crafts Fri 10:00 - Fri 12:00 Middle of Nowhere Happy Jean Let's join the Minsitry of Flapping Tongues (formally known as the Translation team) to chat about: how to help this fantastic team, how to improve it, know each other, and well... drink some margaritas! Other Fri 11:00 - Fri 12:00 Top of Nowhere Ministry of Flapping Tongues Chakras, not as some magickal center of energy, but as where the bodymind experiences and generates emotions and feelings. Let's play with them, and see what's all about. This is part of a project about "mystical practices without the bullshit": if something is "really real", it can be experienced without the explanation. I don't need to believe in sugar to taste the sweet. So let's play a bit with the idea, and practice, of chackras: we'll do a bit of relaxation/tuning (because they speak gently), and some movement and play to experience them. Spiritual / Healing Fri 11:00 Fri 12:30 Sexy Veggie Cicci Camp Aliosha Introduction to Massage Acroyoga Ever wanted to know how to give massages? Come learn how! In this workshop we will teach you the basic strokes of Holistic massage. Join us for Acroyoga at Orphan/Endorphin. Combining yoga and acrobatics, Acroyoga enhances the body and the mind Need to make changes to an event you’ve listed? Want to add a new event? Go to No-Info! Friday Page 21 (not to mention fun aplenty), Our enthusiastic event leader Kati is eager to guide and, in addition to these workshops, will probably be leading some spontaneous sessions, so drop by and join in :) Workshop Fri 11:00 - Fri 12:00 Orphan/Endorphin Kati Anal Play for beginners The ass, source of fun for some and great stress for others. We will be discussing and practising the GENTLE art of playing with asses. We will be using (gloved) hands and toys. Adult event! Workshop Fri 11:00 - Fri 13:00 Touch&Play Martin & Kirsty Discussion : Burners contribution to a better world... Very interactive and collaborative discussion/talk about how burners and their beautiful spirit can spread in default world… Talk / Lecture Fri 12:00 - Fri 13:00 Middle of Nowhere Happy Jean Natural Born Storytellers Natural Born Storytellers is a fun, supportive and welcoming space for any person to tell true stories. It's friendly, open, intimate and honest and the stories moving, lifeaffirming, shocking, captivating or just plain hilarious. It's different to comedy events where the expectation is laughter... here laughter comes, but it's a part of a whole breadth of other emotions and reactions to the stories. Participatory, fun and awesome. BOOM! Adult event! Performance Fri 12:00 - Fri 13:00 The Hug in the Snug Kichael Wristband workshop We show people how to do basics of wrist band. Everybody can create the own coloured special wrist band and take it for his/herself or give to a friend or make a friend with to give away it to another person. Workshop Fri 12:00 - Fri 13:00 Ubertown Tanja & Maris Liquid Love Session A collective experience exploring the sensuality of flowing skin to skin contact using warm organic oil. The concept is simple: we will pour warm, fine, neutral oil on to your skin, from where it will spread out over your whole body and form a lubricious substance, which allows you to float in a sea together with other oily bodies. Everyone is invited to respect their own rhythm and limits to touch and nudity. We invite you to move and allow yourself to be moved without intentions or sexual orientation. Releasing our usual desire to take action on erotic sensations and thoughts we invite you to be Key: present with them and to relax into the energetic flow of the bodies around you. This is a place where you can love and be loved in an impersonal and unbound manner and above all a place to super charge your soul. Please bring an old towel (or paper ones) to remove the excess oil and prepare to shower afterwards. Please come washed and sober. Adult event! Workshop Fri 12:00 - Fri 14:00 Touch&Play Deejay Prog Afternoons: Rush/Porcupine Tree Playing Heavy/Hard Prog: Rush, Porcupine Tree, Haken, The Mars Volta, Kansas and more! Dive in to the vast array of bands playing prog music with harder edged elements. Whether it be the rollicking glory of Canadian power-trio Rush, or the diverse offerings of modern greats like Porcupine Tree, today we celebrate progressive music that indulges in elements of hard rock, blues rock and metal as part of its core sound (along with many others). Chillout Fri 13:00 - Fri 18:00 Orphan/Endorphin Danny Johnson Unhappy Hour Come and join us for unhappy hour! Tell us all about your troubles as we drink away your nowhere woes. Happiness can be put to the side. Unhappy nobodies allowed only. This event is run daily from 8pm9pm. kids mocktails will be provided too! Food and drink Fri 13:00 - Fri 13:00 Pandemonium Becky Fisher Californian Massage Workshop Discover the californian massage, get a massage yourself or learn it. It is a way to relax, feel more confortable with your body and mind. A wave of happiness to feel better after a long night :) Spiritual / Healing Fri 13:00 Fri 14:00 Sssh! Tony Snark Pancakes! Come to Pandemonium and chow down on some of our delicious pancakes and take your pick from a variety of fillings. For those meat eaters out there you will be happy to hear that bacon pancakes is our speciality... This is a daily event! Food and drink Fri 13:00 - Fri 14:00 Pandemonium Becky Fisher Board Games FR : Caïssa, déesse du jeu d'échec et des jeux par extension, donne rendez vous à l'ombre du dôme à tous les joueurs dans l'âme.. Viens faire une partie ! EN : Fancy for some games? Come to RandDome, we brought the shade and the games (card games Event type/category Start/end times etc.), and now are waiting for players to join us! Other Fri 13:00 - Fri 16:00 Ran'Dome by Krampouz: Dome Laurence Talk / Lecture Fri 14:00 - Fri 15:00 Middle of Nowhere Zerh Ariel Cabaret Improvisation : When burners come back in the default world… What is the future of our green earth? Are we the last generation to experience the rainforests or glaciers? Let's put all the beautiful minds of Nowhere together and discuss about Nature's future and how we can ensure it. We will provide 2 mic's and a place where you can openly speak your mind. Hope to see you and hear your opinion on the matter ! Talk / Lecture Fri 14:00 - Fri 15:00 The Solution Hive BraZa This improv show is performing to illustrate the discussion we had just before on Burners contribution to better world. As every improv show, it was never played before and won't exist anymore after ! Don't miss it !! Performance Fri 13:00 - Fri 14:00 Middle of Nowhere Happy Jean Explore your nose Scents have the power to bring you back, send you flying and seduce you with armpit-glory. Learn about the power of essential oils and the effect on mood and body. Explore your nose and your nostrils with the creators of the Scentstrument. Workshop Fri 13:00 - Fri 14:00 Scentstrument Waldo Gentle Yoga Exactly that. An hour of centring, life-affirming gentle yoga to soothe, stretch and purge all the Nowhere nonsense from your system. The floor is soft enough, but do feel free to bring a mat. Spiritual / Healing Fri 13:00 Fri 14:00 The Hug in the Snug Alana Breathing Meditation Super simple afternoon breathing meditation. No moves, no mantras, no frills – come find a place in the shade and focus on your breath. Chillout Fri 13:00 - Fri 14:00 Cŵtch Chris Body scan and scare exploration Baby bloomers are offering relaxing rejuvenating session of body scan and scare exploration… Our scares are our storytellers, let's listen them and look at how beautiful is to share it! Adult event! Chillout Fri 13:00 - Fri 14:00 Baby Bloomer Camp Happy Jean Polyamory talks at Nowhere (Share your stories !) Polyamory is the "nonpossessive, honest, responsible and ethical philosophy and practice of loving multiple people simultanously" If you want to know more about these new relationship models, come to the Polyamory talks ! For our 3rd and last session of Polyamory talks, we invite everyone in the public to share their stories, be it good or bad, happy or sad. Did you ever tried polyamory ? How did it turned out ? Are you a confirmed polyamorous ? What are your best/worse memories about polyamory ? Today we all learn something ! Location Adult event The Collective brainwash of Nature 2 Polyamory Talks at Nowhere (Share your stories !) Polyamory is "the honest, responsible and ethical philosophy and practice of loving multiple people simultanously" Today, we share stories ! Monogamous and polyamorous alike, come tell us about your experiences, related to loving more than one person, be it good or bad, happy or sad. Let's listen together how love can come in many ways ! Who knows, maybe monogamy is not for you ? Talk / Lecture Fri 14:00 - Fri 15:00 Middle of Nowhere Zerh Ariel The Lemonade Stand The Lemonade Stand is the Sandy Biscuits open bar ... we will serve you delicious cold alcoholic lemonade, and play you dancy afternoon tunes. Party Fri 14:00 - Fri 18:00 Sandy Biscuits Michael Gloegl Mandala Making Make your own mandala. Bring some materials if you can. Arts and crafts Fri 14:00 - Fri 15:00 The Wild Encounter Vik Head, Neck & Shoulder Massage No one ever said no to an amazing head, neck and shoulder massage! This informal workshop is for beginners. You will learn basic massage and communication techniques to provide a relaxing experience for your partner. Bring a partner or come alone, we'll find you someone to massage! Workshop Fri 14:00 - Fri 15:00 Sssh! Valerie Tarot Reading & Workshop More magic in your life. EL TARO LOCO is a free space tent for tarot reading, divination or workshop. Bring your own deck or visit us for a free reading. Spiritual / Healing Fri 14:00 Fri 18:00 (El Templo Del) Taro Loco Charly Burn Event organiser / leader / host Page 22 What Where When 2015! (She’s a) Brickhaus Let’s build together! We’ll have our big paddling pool full of LEGO out for all ages to play with! If anybody has trouble getting into the swing of things our master builders will be on hand with inspiration and expertise. Arts and crafts Fri 14:00 - Fri 16:00 Cŵtch Astrid & Kevin Free Play @ Drunken Sobriety Cabaret The Cabaret is open for spontaneous explorations and games! We want you to dare and explore your funny, wild, giddy, sad, melodramatic… side – especially if you have never or hardly ever stepped on stage before. You can pass by with your friends, check out what games we offer or bring your own, and pick up our table phones for an outrageous assignment… play for yourself, for a friend or for passersby. Nowhere Fri 14:00 - Fri 16:00 Drunken Sobriety Cabaret Drunken Sobriety Holon Void Activation Gong Bath A cosmic interactive healing workshop. Simple and powerful concepts of consciousness healing will be explored. During the workshop participants are guided and invited to set intentions leading finally to a delve into the infinite mind through the ancient soundscapes of the gong. Sound fun? I think so :) come play x Workshop Fri 14:30 - Fri 16:00 Here&Now Oliver Dawson Trance & Self-Hypnosis Every state of consciousness is one kind of trance, even your 'waking state'. In this workshop we will discover how to use self-hypnosis to explore different states of consciousness and learn more about the unconscious mind. Workshop Fri 15:00 - Fri 16:00 Sssh! Tommi Join us for the 2nd Nowhere Death Cafe! Talking about death can be taboo, families and friends may avoid the subject. Death Cafe provides the opportunity to explore death in a safe, accessible way. Death Cafe isn't grief counselling or therapy. Instead it’s a discussion group where we will eat cake, drink tea and discuss death, as a reminder to make the most of our (finite) lives. Cakes and refreshments will be provided. xx Workshop Fri 15:00 - Fri 16:30 Ohana House Verity / Delightful Star * Serum Net Serum Net is a playful interactive performance and installation questioning how truth is shaped. You will receive a brief quest to undertake, alone or with a friend. Your participation affects later truth-seekers. Come and weave the Serum Net! Performance Fri 15:00 - Fri 18:00 West Field (near Ohana House) Kyra Edeker Wiggy Hats We cReate chuNky/fuNky/crAzy hats! The WiGGy Hats! We create a comfortable hat basis and then we just apply whateveR we want on it!!! We will have a colourful selection of fabrics, flowers, funky bits and pieces....while YOU could bring anything you want to add on your hat…feathers, leathers, old clothes + ribbons, shopping bags, jewels, toys, balloons, foils, anything….you name it……What would you like to wear on your ‘WiGGy hAt’ creation goingnowhere ;-) ? Workshop Fri 15:00 - Fri 18:00 Middle of Nowhere Poppy Ice to meet Brew Where have you bean all our lives? Meeting nobodies doesn't have to be a grind. Come percolate with your fellow campers at this chilled out event with cold brew coffee and iced tea. Don’t be latte! Food and drink Fri 15:00 - Fri 16:30 Cŵtch Laurel, Sean and Anna BOINK! in the Desert Daytime RAVE with a twist going on well into the night SUPER BARRIO BROTHERS STYLE expect this one to be BIG AND BOUNCY!!! Full theme TBA! Party Fri 15:00 - Sat 07:00 Super Barrio Brothers Bob BWrong Shaft's Shitfaced Breakdance Show! For a 5th year in a row the biggest workshop is coming back to the Middle of Nowhere! Be prepared to be dazzled with amazing feats of awesomeness! You will learn to get buff, learn how to break dance and battle at the end with your new found skillz! Are you in or are you in. And don't forget to keep yourself hydrated with hard liquor! Adult event! Workshop Fri 16:00 - Fri 17:30 Middle of Nowhere Shaft 420 Club: Psychedelic Safety 101 A community discussion for all psychonauts and explorers of the mind led by Welfare Enough, your favourite burner harm reduction crew! We will share practical tips on preparation and safety, dealing with difficult experiences, and where to go if you need support at any time during or after the event. Nobodies are encouraged to come along and share their experiences! Adult event! Talk / Lecture Fri 16:00 - Fri 17:00 The Solution Hive Welfare Enough Mate Appreciation Hour Ever tried yerba mate? Got a whole gaucho thing going? Wanna get caffeinated drinking from a calabash gourd? Come join us at Planet Pulpo and share a cup with new friends! Bring your own mate (and bombilla), if you have one! Adult event! Food and drink Fri 16:00 - Fri 17:00 Planet Pulpo Sisio Cunnulingus-The Art of Licking Pussy Dr. Sex and his lovely nurse assistant go through a practical demonstration of basic pussy licking technique with emphasis on rhythm, rhyme and having a good time! Basic types of licking, fingering techniques and positioning, as well as a few more esoteric variations. Feel free to bring a partner to practice on or come alone and enjoy! Adult event! Workshop Fri 16:00 - Fri 17:00 Sexy Veggie Cicci Camp Dr. Sex Baby Bloomers's IMPRO STORM Improv is the best way to discover your hidden stage talents. Anyone can play improv scene through 3 steps : 1) Active listening and connection with each other 2) Energy and rhythm 3) playing to highlight others players (not myself). Improv is specially dedicated to people who are open-minded, generous, concentrated on the others. So that the only thing you need to attend this WS are be on time, be sober, be comfortably dressed.............................................. .......................................................... .......................... For those who will be interested, this workshop ends with a contribution to the DRUNKEN SOBRIETY CABARET closure show (Saturday Night) Workshop Fri 16:00 - Fri 17:30 Drunken Sobriety Cabaret Happy Jean & KreveTTe Waveform Appreciaton What is it? Come and find out ... Performance Fri 16:00 - Fri 17:00 Sandy Biscuits Wouter Jaspers psychedelic chillout sessions Garden of joy will be hosting a chillout music sessions on wednesday and thursday from 1618:00. We will play relaxing and ambient music, dance and chill. we might continue on friday, saturday and sunday :) Chillout Fri 16:00 - Fri 18:00 Garden of Joy gagarin Lindy Hop COME DANCE !! Lindy Hop is an American dance that evolved in Harlem (NY) in the 1920s-30s and originally evolved with the jazz music of that time. It was very popular during the Swing era of the late 1930s and early 40s. The class may move to MON upon availability. Workshop Fri 16:00 - Fri 17:00 The Wild Encounter Olivier Mask crafting and UV painting EN: Choose between making your own animal mask or a ready-topaint costume mask. Create the perfect accessory that will accompany you for all the parties of Nowhere and beyond! FR:Choisissez entre un masque à fabriquer vous-même ou un loup, peignez-le avec de la peinture UV, et créez l'accessoire parfait pour vous accompagner au Nowhere et après! Arts and crafts Fri 16:00 - Fri 18:00 Ran'Dome by Krampouz: Dome Melo Lingam Massage for emotional release workshop (2/2). This is workshop to follow the introductory talk and demo held on Wednesday 4-5pm at Sssh! For the workshop people are invited to bring someone with a penis that consents to working together to explore lingham massage. Numbers in the space will be limited please arrive early. The workshop will begin by connecting to the whole body before moving to the lingam area. The aim of the lingam massage workshop is exploring sensation, deep connection between partners, breathing and emotional release rather than ejaculation. Alys is holding this space with Andrew (Sssh!) and they will both be available for further questions and for any support needed during the workshop. Alys studied Lingam Massage as part of a year long Transformation course combining tantra, shamanism and family constellations. Adult event! Workshop Fri 16:00 - Fri 18:00 Sssh! Alys (Touch and Play), Andrew (Sssh!). Hula-Hooping Hullabaloo!! Got a hula? Bring it to Sentimos barrio and shake your hula with us. Share your tricks, learn a trick or just shake it to some great tunes. All circus skills & bystanders welcome. Workshop Fri 16:00 - Fri 18:00 Sentimos Julia Koskella Ubertown TED - Your totalitarian future Talks by Ubertown’s most inspired and influential thinkers. Vodka shots will be served. Talk / Lecture Fri 16:00 - Fri 17:00 Ubertown Cornelia Just A Minute Come and play/watch our Nowhere version of 'Just a Minute', the Radio Need to make changes to an event you’ve listed? Want to add a new event? Go to No-Info! Friday Page 23 4 game, where the contestants must talk on a subject for 1 minute without repetition, hesitation or deviation. Sign up to play on the day at NoInfo! Audience very welcome. Performance Fri 16:00 - Fri 17:00 The Hug in the Snug Justin 6th Annual Sssh! Mud Bath Come join us in our glorious mud bath. Sit back and relax in the glorious mud. It's the best free skin care you'll ever get. Enjoy a spontaneous mud massage too! We might even run down to the river afterwards and swim the mud away! All welcome. Chillout Fri 16:00 - Fri 17:00 Sssh! Rachel and Michael Sssh! 6th Annual Mud Bath Come join us in our mud bath. Sit back, relax and chat in the best free skin care session you'll ever get. Enjoy a spontaneous mud massage too. All welcome. Chillout Fri 16:00 - Fri 17:00 Sssh! Rachel and Michael Earth-friendly Shampoo Alternatives Most shampoos contain chemicals which are damaging to both your hair and the environment. Thankfully, there are several alternatives that can help you keep your hair happy and healthy without it! Lo and Aleta will share their knowledge and experience of three different hair-washing methods which *don't* use shampoo: the "No-Poo" method that uses sodium bicarbonate and vinegar, Sapindus (soap nuts), and Rhassoul (Moroccan red clay). They will demonstrate these three methods on a few lucky volunteers who need their hair washed. Workshop Fri 16:00 - Fri 17:00 Donut Camp Aleta de Tiburón Improv Theatre Workshop Improvisation theatre workshop: - Being Happy-Healthy-Sexy (on time & sober) - Energy rising & Active listening - Willingness to make other players happy to play with you For those who wants you'll be able to perform on the stage of the Cabaret Show the same evening !! Workshop Fri 16:00 - Fri 18:00 Baby Bloomer Camp Happy Jean Shiatsu or connecting thru your fingertips Beyond fingertips, indeed using our whole body, we connect with each other, healing by our presence and the movement we transmit to the body tissues to let them release tensions and whatever they were holding to. Workshop Fri 16:28 - Fri 18:00 Here&Now Guillem Key: Orgasmic Meditation Orgasmic Meditation (OM) is a wellness practice (like yoga and pilates) that is designed for singles and couples to experience more connection, vitality, pleasure, and meaning in every aspect of their lives. The practice is simple, specific, and repeatable, focusing on the clitoris, the female centre of power and pleasure. Every OM is set up the same way so participants can stop thinking, and instead follow the feeling, listen to their bodies, and be present. In this workshop you will get a chance to hear how it's done and why, to play communication games, to build trust and intimacy with eachother, and to have a first guided practice if you so desire. Adult event! Workshop Fri 16:30 - Fri 19:00 Touch&Play David Taurel Cards Surprise A game of truth & dare. Pick a card. Adult event! Other Fri 17:00 - Fri 18:00 The Wild Encounter Sylve 'Bad Meaning Good' Mojito Bashment Party Bare scandalousness, Bad beats, Not bad meaning bad, But bad meaning good, Squeeze of lime, Bash of mint, Dash of rum. Yeh that hits the spot. Everytime. 5 - 6pm - Twerkshop hosted by Mawaan Rizwaan 6pm onwards ----DJs Dirty Harry // Fire n' Ice // DJ X-Chromos // Mr Wilson Playing a bad selection of bashment, hip hop, R&B and booty bass ---Prizes for the maddest dancers & the baddest dressup // Mojito bar // Shrine of the Ernest //The bad corner, where bad things happen Party Fri 17:00 - Fri 23:00 Sentimos Steve Wilson Philosophical Pot Luck Come chew on life's Big questions! Bring questions and discussion topics to share, then devour delicious food-for-thought with new friends over a few rounds of Philosophical Speed-Dating. Fall in love with the great mysteries of life, the universe, and everything. Intrigued? Curious, open minds are welcome! (Food is welcome too, but not expected.) Party Fri 17:00 - Fri 19:00 Ohana House Aubrey Group and individual storytelling Fun and co-creative storytelling activity, followed by individual storytelling. Event type/category Start/end times After a brief explanation on how to build effective stories, we start with a group exploration of co-creating a story. Each person of the group says a short sentence, and the next person builds upon it, until everyone has had a chance to contribute. As the energy builds up, the group can creates longer stories. Everyone having gained confidence in telling stories, participants can start sharing their own stories, each 2 to 5 minutes in length. Workshop Fri 17:00 - Fri 18:00 Touch&Play Bob & Nathalie Casting molds of upper body with plaster tape The Hug SHOW AND TELL SANGRIA Our daily offering of warmth for all that wish to come between 17.30 and 18.30. Exactly as it says on the tin. There will be booze, snacks, hanging out and and hugs. These are the very Hugs that make The Hug at The Snug exactly what it is! Chillout Fri 17:30 - Fri 18:30 The Hug in the Snug Justin Do you remember show and tell as a kindergarten child? Well this is the same but the reward is sangria. Come and tell us your wildest story, adventure, dream or show us your talent/ oddity - and we will give you sangria! Proven to be a success at Burning Man for 8 years running, and this is its debut at Nowhere. Spanish Sangria Master Carolina will be concocting this delicious drink ¡olé! Adult event! Food and drink Fri 18:00 - Fri 21:00 Sexy Veggie Cicci Camp Arielle and Carolina The Hug Our daily offering of warmth for all that wish to come between 17.30 and 18.30. Exactly as it says on the tin. There will be booze, snacks, hanging out and and hugs. These are the very Hugs that make The Hug at The Snug exactly what it is! Chillout Fri 17:30 - Fri 18:30 The Hug in the Snug Justin Bollywood Dance Karaoke Let yourself get carried away by Indian rythms and dance with us! Workshop Fri 17:30 - Fri 18:30 Drunken Sobriety Cabaret Ingrid, Laurent Drunken Sobriety Petanque Cup The Drunken Sobriety Pétanque Cup: Come and throw your balls with us "Marseille style" at apéro time. Inscriptions (and pastis) from 5:30 on. Starting point is the Drunken Sobriety Cabaret, but we will move...all over! A very special treat waits for the winners! Nowhere Fri 17:30 - Fri 20:00 Drunken Sobriety Cabaret Corinne breath flow + tabla techno beats (bellydance and posture) (I part) stretching and yoga poses and breathing exercises to be ballanced in our bodies learning different ways of breathing to let the breath dance in our bodies and improve the stretching and mobilities + (II part) egyptian tabla and beats antique sonority mixed together to dance..and dance...and dance... (open level - open to everybody) Workshop Fri 18:00 - Fri 19:30 Middle of Nowhere Eloise Location Adult event I will fix you upper body with plaster tape. Then remove it slowly when it's dry. I will then explain to you how to finish it and you can bring it home with you as a memory. It takes more or less 1h00-1h30 and during that time, you can't move. So take it easy and relax while the artist is working :) Any question, come to me and I will show you. Adult event! Arts and crafts Fri 18:00 - Fri 20:00 Baby Bloomer Camp Bohemian Pimp my map! Psychogeographic blind walks and customization of your own Nowhere map. Includes an inspiring apéritif and phenomenological concerns. Come and add your part to the Yarn Gallery! You don’t need to be an artist, you can just build your map! Nice collect of anthropological data Workshop Fri 18:00 - Fri 20:00 Yarn Gallery Clara Tea & Techno Come start your evening out right with some Tea & Techno. Barrio Sandy Biscuits will be serving you pinkie-popping tea to some fine techno tunes. There will also, of course, be some biscuits for you to wash down... which will inevitably be sandy. Food and drink Fri 18:00 - Fri 19:00 Sandy Biscuits Sarah Brodsky Friday Sangria Party Come have Sangria, dance and party with us!! Adult event! Party Fri 18:00 - Fri 20:00 The Wild Encounter Flora & Alexis Silks for beginners with Mariela + crazy warm-up In this workshop with the wonderful Mariela, you will learn: basic climbs; foot locks; positions and sequences from single and double foot locks; hiplock and positions/sequences from there. Adult event! Workshop Fri 18:00 - Fri 21:00 Circo CO GaTTo Event organiser / leader / host Page 24 What Where When 2015! Public BJ hour Contact Improvisation Jam Public BJ hour Adult event! Spiritual / Healing Fri 18:00 - Fri 19:00 Ubertown Ubertown In the spirit of improvisation this contact jam will be lead by those who come and make the space. So come along and simply move, make a noise and let the space and energy evolve. Spiritual / Healing Fri 19:00 Fri 21:00 Sssh! You Fight & Surrender The idea of this activity is to explore two sides of our inner animal, the instinctive, fighting side thought wrestling and the more docile, submissive side shortly after. The mud / oil wrestling will be a single 3 minutes fight without winner : once one opponent will tap out, the fight will restart immediately for another round till the 3min run out. After the fight, we will invite the opponents in a dome, where they will be attached to a cross, and 3 or 4 other participants will clean, wash and rinse the fighters. The idea is to ask people, not only to “carwash”, but to push their boundaries in a playful and consensual way. Let them scream. Let them ask for more. Let them surrender to their torturers. Adult event! Workshop Fri 18:00 - Fri 20:00 Touch&Play Pietro Munga Bondage Jam - Decorative Shibari: corsets and dresses Learn some basic models and patterns to make a kick-ass shibari costume. Functional shibari is great, but sometimes you just want to play and look pretty. We will show you a few simple corsets and dress patterns that: look awesome, allow you to move and breathe, and of curse show more than they cover: it’s rope after all. We will have SOME rope but please, please bring your own if you have it or if you want to then go adventuring, showing off. Adult event! Workshop Fri 18:00 - Fri 20:00 Touch&Play Shauna & Alex Lawaaï & Kaberdouch' Apero 101% belge. Adult event! Food and drink Fri 19:00 - Fri 21:00 Ran'Dome by Krampouz: Salon Gaëtan Lawaaï & Kaberdouch' Every night before Nowhere big parties, come address our daily challenge and enjoy great belgian beer - fresh on tap - while listening to wonderful belgian music proposed by awesome belgian people ! Food and drink Fri 19:00 - Fri 21:00 Ran'Dome by Krampouz: Salon Laurent SYN Katie's Karaoke Kocktail Korner Karaoke klassics from 70s to present day. Free kocktail for every performer! Party Fri 19:00 - Fri 22:00 Ubertown Katie A Dance for Love - Love for a Dance We play songs for lovers. Love for a song. Dance with your love. Dance with a stranger and love him or her for one song. On our Drunken Sobriety Cabaret stage. Nowhere Fri 19:00 - Fri 20:30 Drunken Sobriety Cabaret Thunder, Laurent, Ingrid Conscious Touch Experimenting touching another in full awareness, moment to moment, and adjusting your touch to the response of your partner. Participants work in pairs. To start with, the person who will initiate the touch (A) observes his/her partner (B) and how the body and the energy is at that moment, noticing all the movements, even the smallest one. Then A starts touching in full awareness while the other is receiving also in full awareness. A communication is being established between A and B, verbal with B indicating "yes, no, maybe" or non verbal for those able to perceive most subtle changes in the body. The touch becomes an exchange and leads the participants to where the energy lead them. Then roles are exchanged. Workshop Fri 19:00 - Fri 20:00 Touch&Play Robert Griffiths BURNING!! A.U.M Active Meditation ...some of your emotions have gotten a bit dusty? Would you like to become better friends with all of your feelings? Celebrate and express your full spectrum of emotions? Join us for a powerful and intense journey through anger, love, sadness, laughter, fear, gratitude and more using our bodies, our voice, our breath and eachother, leaving us with a strong and open heart to even more enjoy Nowhere. Our team will also need some more volunteers to assist in the process...more about the AUM: http://bit.ly/BurningAUM Spiritual / Healing Fri 19:30 Fri 21:00 Middle of Nowhere SWISSCHRIS Fire Spinning Workshop New to spinning fire? Have a little experience but would like to build your confidence? Want to know which moves and tricks you can already do look most effective with fire props? Then come along to the Field of Fire and try stuff out. We will have some fire toys you can try (hoop, poi, fans etc) but bring your own if you have them. Our team of friendly and experienced fire leads will give you top tips and pointers on fire dance and spinning fire safely, and the opportunity to try them out with real fire! NB this workshop is aimed at those with limited fire spinning experience. The Field of Fire will be open for fire spinning every night Thursday - Sunday from sunset until midnight so more experienced spinners can come and play then. Adult event! Workshop Fri 20:00 - Fri 21:30 Field of Fire Me Fire Spinning Workshop New to spinning fire? Have a little experience but would like to build your confidence? Want to know which moves and tricks you can already do look most effective with fire props? Then come along to the Field of Fire and try stuff out. We will have some fire toys you can try (hoop, poi, fans etc) but bring your own if you have them. Our team of friendly and experienced fire leads will give you top tips and pointers on fire dance and spinning fire safely, and the opportunity to try them out with real fire! NB this workshop is aimed at those with limited fire spinning experience. The Field of Fire will be open for fire spinning every night Thursday - Sunday from sunset until midnight so more experienced spinners can come and play then. Adult event! Workshop Fri 20:00 - Fri 21:30 Field of Fire Me Unhappy Hour Come and join us for unhappy hour! Tell us all about your troubles as we drink away your nowhere woes. Happiness can be put to the side. Unhappy nobodies allowed only. This event is run daily from 8pm9pm. kids mocktails will be provided too! Food and drink Fri 20:00 Fri 21:00 Pandemonium Becky Fisher Pink Princess Dodgeball Yes, you read it. Pink + Princess + Dodgeball. WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE?! Join us for a friendly (ha! who are we kidding?!) evening game of Dodgeball / Balle au Prisonnier / Balón Prisionero refereed by our very own Colour Police. No previous dodging experience necessary. Clothing optional. Or like a Princess. Basically anything remotely pink goes. Other Fri 20:00 - Fri 21:00 El Charmeleón OTTO Tim Ashes to Ashes - Paradox Lal Ashes to Ashes - a ritual performance inspired by pagan beliefs. With dust on the skin, the Chosen will follow the line of life until the celebration, to give back the energy given to the earth.Tribal Feminin Energy and pagan celebration. Performance Fri 20:30 - Fri 21:30 Drunken Sobriety Cabaret Paradox Lal (Baby Bloomers), Krevette (DSC) Asses and Aprons Infamous food, love and music party from 9.p.m. to 7 a.m. At his seventh edition. For gourmets only. It's quiet. Food and drink Fri 21:00 Sat 07:00 Garden of Joy Baba Absinthe Friday The Green Fairy, your inner bohemian and 12 types of absinthe Adult event! Party Fri 21:00 - Fri 23:00 Why Not? Why Not? Cinema So you're gonna party hard and want to have a break before or just want to relax? Come to barrio "Kids containment Unit" to crash in our cosy dome and watch an old cartoon on our big screen. Each evening at 9h a different cartoon. Chillout Fri 21:00 - Fri 23:00 Kids Containment Unit Flo End Of The World Party Übertown continue to smash their way through the week with another trademark End Of The World Party. Party Fri 21:00 - Sat 06:00 Ubertown Josh & Justin The Orgy Experiment What is required for a group and its members to build and sustain a space where sexual energy can be freely offered and declined? Honesty, generosity, trust....? Through an open structure of games and discussions the group is invited to create it's own path towards bliss. Workshop for those with prior experience in sexual exploration Please come sober and washed. Adult event! Workshop Fri 21:00 - Sat 00:00 Touch&Play Deejay Hot Waxing This is nothing to to with hair removal. It's about using hot wax for fun. We will be painting and dripping it on each other. Adult event! Workshop Fri 21:00 - Fri 23:00 Touch&Play Martin & Brian Fire Spinning Calling all fire spinners! The Field of Fire will be open for free spinning every night from Thursday - Sunday (weather permitting!) for you to bring your fire toys and come play. We will have fire safety staff running the space and some lamp oil you can use to burn. You Need to make changes to an event you’ve listed? Want to add a new event? Go to No-Info! Saturday Page 25 Bachata Bootcamp are welcome to bring your own fuel but no white gas please :) Adult event! Performance Fri 21:30 - Fri 23:59 Field of Fire Me raves in Aragon, now we have the pleasure to have them with us. Adult event! Party Fri 23:00 - Sat 02:00 Donut Camp Maripo Artemis NoWed Evening Ceremony Circus, physical theatre, movement and live music: Artemis is a solo performance inspired by Greek mythology, specifically the god named Artemis and the story's and legends that surround her. A mixture of movement gesture and aerial, the performance is a refreshing piece of contemporary circus. Performance Fri 22:00 - Fri 22:30 Circo CO Alana Bloom Do you want to have a unique personalised non-religious ritual to join you to other nobodies? Come visit our NoWed Gazebo with some friends (or strangers)- we will have a colorful personalised riotous Saturday evening ceremony well after sunset (11pm) - come to participate or spectate! Other Fri 23:00 - Sat 00:00 NoWed Gazebo Eugene/Britta/Reese/Ollie (the responsible adults) The Grand Nowhere Caberet Come and behold the amazing talent of the Nowhere inhabitants. If you have any entertaining act that you have always wanted to perform, this is the place to do it in front of a supportive audience! (Funk after party with James Peanut Butter.) Other Fri 22:00 - Sat 01:00 Babycham Yon Saturday Orgasmic Meditation Enjoy our famous desert savory and sugary crepes :) it is also a workshop, so you can come practice and help us make them Food and drink Sat 06:00 Sat 13:00 Ran'Dome by Krampouz: Salon Feydreva A non-sexual workshop; we will open up our energy centres through a series of meditations, using voice, breath, movement and stillness to contact the orgasmic life force within us. Adult event! Spiritual / Healing Fri 22:00 - Sat 00:00 Sssh! Andrew dance yoga Dance yoga is a combination of dancing and specific yoga asanas to balance your chakras. World music by Nicholas Roos. Limited entry to 22 people. Once the workshop starts doors will be close. Please do not access once the event is running as you will not get the benefit and you will disrupt the other participants. Thank you Adult event! Workshop Fri 22:00 - Fri 23:30 Here&Now Noemi Ranz The Sandy Biscuits Multiplex The Sandy Biscuits will screen films of different generes. There will be two sessions of long movies. At the end of the program we will screening 2 or 3 short films. Adult event! Other Fri 22:30 - Sat 02:00 Sandy Biscuits Carlos Cortes Slow Deep Night Party Slow Deep and Psychedelic music all night long until the sun set. Party Fri 22:30 - Sat 07:00 Ran'Dome by Krampouz: Dome André MARIPOCREATIVE Psytrance party Maripocreative was a psicotrance (psytrance in spanish) collective how was doing the best psytrance Key: Nail Bar Pimp you Nails while chatting with us while eating our famous Crepes Workshop Sat 06:00 - Sat 21:00 Ran'Dome by Krampouz: Salon Anne Krampouz Crepes Party make Nowhere happen !!!! We want You !! Yes you. Come by the volunteer hub and sign up for a shift or task. Fame and glory awaits you. Nowhere Sat 09:00 - Sat 17:00 NoInfo Volunteer Draft Sergant Vinyasa Yoga "Every morning we will hold a vinyasa yoga practice to greet the day (or smooth out the end of the night, take your pick!! ;) With a range of teachers, the practices will be varied, fun, and accessible to all levels with different variations given and attention paid to making sure that it is a safe and effective yoga practice for everyone." Spiritual / Healing Sat 09:28 - Sat 11:00 Here&Now The Here&Now Yoguis Coffee and Classics Can you not survive a festival without a real coffee? Me neither! Come to Babycham and have a quality coffee whilst listening to the soothing tones of a selection of classical music. Meet with other people at Nowhere with similar addictions, hang out! Bring a decent cup! Food and drink Sat 10:00 Sat 13:00 Babycham Paul Pickup Event type/category Start/end times Hello Nice Burners, Workshop bachata Moderna/Sensual. I will explain the basic of bachata music. Give you some basic steps and you will do your first step with a partner on Music. We will add more sensual basic step. Adult event! Workshop Sat 10:00 - Sat 11:00 Baby Bloomer Camp Bohemian Morning meditation I will be leading a morning meditation focusing on breath and bodily sensations at our dome or on top of the mountain. TBD Meditation will help you sustain a calm and neutral center for those wild times spent in the desert. If you understand that YOU are responsible for your own experience, then meditation is a great tool to surrender to whatever is and let that sink in every part of your body and mind. I'm not promising a life changing, kundalini opening, chakra healing, inner child awakening experience or any of that jazz. Simply, a neutral space where emotions and thoughts are allowed to float by and appear and disappear as they do. Spiritual / Healing Sat 10:00 - Sat 11:00 Sexy Veggie Cicci Camp Arthur Massage The world famous* sssh! massage tent returns for a record breaking** 6th year! Every day we will be on hand (geddit?) to soothe your aching muscles and relax your tense flesh. Every day from 10am6pm we have friendly trained masseurs (massouses? massai?) to ease your stress. Just turn up and ask. Open to all ages. [*Not actually famous **Probably there isn't a record for this] Spiritual / Healing Sat 10:00 - Sat 18:00 Sssh! sssh! massage team Apocalyptic Breakfast When some wake up, and others go to sleep.... The Wild Encounter finds in the desert setting the poetry to run a playlist of Apocalyptic Classical music every morning from Wednesday. Chillout Sat 10:00 - Sat 11:00 The Wild Encounter Vik Awaken the Wild Animal in You We all have a wild part in us, more or less hidden. Get in touch with this sensual, raw and authentic part of yourself, if only for a moment! After some explanation and setting the boundaries, the workshop begins with a short guided meditation to centre into the self and slowly get in contact with our internal wild animal. Then participants then start to embody their wild animal, feeling how their Location Adult event animal wants to move, exploring the space, meeting and interacting with the other animals in the room, focusing on the senses: touch, smell, taste, sounds, vision. Participants get in touch with the deep sensuality of their wild animal and experiment how to feel it and experiment it with others. We end the workshop with another meditation to integrate the experience and reconnect with our human side. Workshop Sat 10:00 - Sat 11:00 Touch&Play Bob & Nathalie Contact Improvisation Precise description to follow. These workshops are open to people of all levels and form a playful introduction to Contact Improvisation as a game of connection tot he self and the other as well as form of post-modern dance. Workshop Sat 10:00 - Sat 12:00 Touch&Play one of the T&P Contact Teachers Discover your true spiritual warrior The Spiritual Warrior's battle is concerned with the inner life far more than the outer life. Their path is the path of great understanding of the self and the Universe around us. Healing of the self and consequently people and planetary healing is possible through the inner journey of awakening the warrior, overcoming the ego's limitations and engaging the enemy within, then seek vision and manifest that vision into the world. The Spiritual Warrior seeks visions that benefits all and is centered in love. Adult event! Spiritual / Healing Sat 10:30 - Sat 12:30 Here&Now Lou Introduction to Massage Ever wanted to know how to give massages? Come learn how! In this workshop we will teach you the basic strokes of Holistic massage. You don't need to know anything in advance Come with someone, or on your own. Open to all ages. Runs daily at 11am at sssh! Workshop Sat 11:00 - Sat 13:00 Sssh! sssh! massage team Silks for beginners with Jenny + warm-up Some special warm up and 2 hour Ariel Silks Workshop covering basic climbing technique, foot locks & wrist locks leading into poses, backbends & inversions with Jenny. Workshop Sat 11:00 - Sat 14:00 Circo CO Jenny Shiatsu Start the day by learning some relaxing acupressure techniques and chill out after a few crazy days in the dust. Please bring a Event organiser / leader / host Page 26 What Where When 2015! sheet/towel you can lie down on and maybe a pillow Chillout Sat 11:00 - Sat 13:00 Sentimos Anna Fuchs Food and drink Sat 13:00 Sat 13:00 Pandemonium Becky Fisher Nowhere Sat 14:00 - Sat 16:00 Drunken Sobriety Cabaret Drunken Sobriety Californian Massage Workshop Improv Acting Sex, fruits and Sprituality Discover the californian massage, get a massage yourself or learn it. It is a way to relax, feel more confortable with your body and mind. A wave of happiness to feel better after a long night :) Spiritual / Healing Sat 13:00 - Sat 14:00 Sssh! Tony Snark Who needs scripts anyway? Improv is a form of acting where the characters and plot are made up on the spot, during the scene itself. Join our workshop in creative expression at the Sssh! barrio, experience not required. Workshop Sat 14:00 - Sat 15:00 Sssh! Radiant What do sex, fruits and spirituality have in common? In a playful and safe way, we will share what we have learned about those 3 ingredients to a healthy yummy life. We will play communication games, honour our boundaries, get outside of our comfort zone and feed each other in unexpected ways. Adult event! Workshop Sat 11:00 - Sat 12:30 Touch&Play David & Cecile Golden Showers yes, piss play. Adult event! Workshop Sat 12:00 - Sat 14:00 Touch&Play Martin Shaw Sensual Massage for Couples „A good massage is just like lovemaking. It’s a moment in time that binds two people in a bond that’s blissful and perfect. When you’re experiencing a perfect massage, time could fly and yet, you’d never want those hands to move away. You’d just want to lie there, feeling the overpowering sense of giddy abandonment taking over you completely. A sensual massage can bring both of you together, even though only one person experiences the pleasure of the perfect pressure.“ Learn the basics of a traditional massage and how a sensual massage is done. This is not a sex workshop, keep your pants on. ;-) Workshop Sat 12:30 - Sat 14:00 Touch&Play Marc Tschudin Dissociative Prog Afternoons: Pink Floyd Playing FINALE: Pink Floyd and other popular classics! In conjunction with dissociative coffee hour, today is a day to celebrate the big finale of prog afternoons, and most of all the sublime spacey compositions of the much beloved great Pink Floyd. We intend to go out with a bang. Come and celebrate our finale progressive rock afternoon with us, it's sure to be full of surprises. Free hat*. Chillout Sat 13:00 - Sat 18:00 Orphan/Endorphin Danny Johnson Unhappy Hour Come and join us for unhappy hour! Tell us all about your troubles as we drink away your nowhere woes. Happiness can be put to the side. Unhappy nobodies allowed only. This event is run daily from 8pm9pm. kids mocktails will be provided too! Pancakes! Come to Pandemonium and chow down on some of our delicious pancakes and take your pick from a variety of fillings. For those meat eaters out there you will be happy to hear that bacon pancakes is our speciality... This is a daily event! Food and drink Sat 13:00 Sat 14:00 Pandemonium Becky Fisher Dissociative Coffee Hour A cup of coffee with a small amount of legal dissociative to weird out your day. Held in our Agape cuddle dome with friends. Adult event! Chillout Sat 14:00 - Sat 16:00 Orphan/Endorphin Manhattan (Max Robbins) Soft bisounours pimp my ride Come decorate my small car of every day! Words, drawings, lines, whatever you want! No political or religious symbols by cons ... Let yourself go! Adult event! Arts and crafts Sat 14:00 - Sat 17:00 I don't know yet emeline The Lemonade Stand The Lemonade Stand is the Sandy Biscuits open bar ... we will serve you delicious cold alcoholic lemonade, and play you dancy afternoon tunes. Party Sat 14:00 - Sat 18:00 Sandy Biscuits Michael Gloegl Wet Felting Bracelets and stuff The year of the sheep and how to make natural bracelets and unique wearable art out of felt. Yes, that is wool, the stuff sheeps are wearing all the time! It is awesome and new and inspiringly wet, warm, slick and slippery. Come and give birth to a unique piece of art! Please bring your own towel. Arts and crafts Sat 14:00 - Sat 17:00 Ohana House Svensun Flower Soft bisounours pimp my ride Come decorate my small car of every day! Words, drawings, lines, whatever you want! No political or religious symbols by cons ... Let yourself go! Three times : Tuesday, Thursday, Saterday 14 to 17 hours Adult event! Arts and crafts Sat 14:17 - Sat 14:17 I don't know yet emeline Body appreciation hour I'm sure you've heard of Babycham's Penis Appreciation hour? Well we think that your whole body deserves appreciating, whatever its form. Come stand naked before us, and we will appreciate you with cheers and applause. Performance Sat 14:30 - Sat 16:00 Poolhaus Mittens Tarot Reading & Workshop Crazy poetry writing and reading More magic in your life. EL TARO LOCO is a free space tent for tarot reading, divination or workshop. Bring your own deck or visit us for a free reading. Spiritual / Healing Sat 14:00 - Sat 18:00 (El Templo Del) Taro Loco Charly Burn Crazy poetry writing and reading. Writing workshop. Writing game around what means nowhere experience!! no previous skills needed Workshop Sat 15:00 - Sat 16:00 Sssh! Gaelle Free Play @ Drunken Sobriety Cabaret Static trapeze is a fun aerial discipline involving moves, balances and drops around a bar. I'll make sure everyone can do something, even if you've never done it before! Trapeze is better for beginners than silks since it needs less strength. It will still be a good workout, though, so bring plenty of water! You'll also need leggings. Don't wear a belt or trousers that don't stretch. Workshop Sat 15:00 - Sat 17:00 Circo CO Amy Hummuswoman The Cabaret is open for spontaneous explorations and games! We want you to dare and explore your funny, wild, giddy, sad, melodramatic… side – especially if you have never or hardly ever stepped on stage before. You can pass by with your friends, check out what games we offer or bring your own, and pick up our table phones for an outrageous assignment… play for yourself, for a friend or for passersby. Static trapeze for beginners Slack Lines Come and play with our beginner and advance Slack Line Workshop Sat 15:00 - Sat 21:00 Ran'Dome by Krampouz: Salon Cedric Singing over Bones – exploring grief and rituals for remembrance Death is a part of life, but how do we cope when it touches our life? For this workshop we will take inspiration from the story of La Loba - the wild wolf woman of myth who roams the desert, gathering the bones of creatures who have died there, before singing over the bones to set the creatures free. We will do our own ‘singing over bones’ as we consider ways of thinking about grief and explore how we might create a memorial or ritual to a loved one who has died. This workshop is not for those seeking grief counselling or therapy but is for those wishing to reflect on and celebrate the life of someone dearly departed. Limited to 15 participants. Workshop Sat 15:00 - Sat 16:00 Temple of Reflection Verity / Delightful Star * Pornogamie for Virgin FR : Nous vous proposons d’explorer une version légère de l’art du pliage de papier japonais, l’origami, avec une version érotique. Pénis, vulve, poitrines, ou encore menottes seront à réaliser. Il est à noter que cet atelier est 100% débutant, même pour son animatrice qui n’en a jamais fait (bien sur vous pouvez venir si vous n’êtes pas débutants). Plusieurs modèles seront à dispositions ainsi que des feuilles de papier. EN : Come and explore a lighter and erotic side of the ancient Japanese art of paper-folding, origami. Penis, vulva, breast, or handcuffs can be realised. This workshop is 100% for beginner, included its host, but you can come even if you’re intermediate or an expert, advices are always good to take. Patterns and papers will be provided. Workshop Sat 15:00 - Sat 17:00 Ran'Dome by Krampouz: Dome Flora Ice to meet Brew Where have you bean all our lives? Meeting nobodies doesn't have to be a grind. Come percolate with your fellow campers at this chilled out event with cold brew coffee and iced tea. Don’t be latte! Food and drink Sat 15:00 Sat 16:30 Cŵtch Laurel, Sean and Anna Saturday Birthday SKANKIN! Reggae and Ska session in the sunshine - if it's your birthday come join the celebrations and get RUDE!!! Need to make changes to an event you’ve listed? Want to add a new event? Go to No-Info! Saturday Page 27 Party Sat 15:00 - Sat 18:00 Super Barrio Brothers Bob BWrong Nowhere Sat 16:00 - Sat 17:00 Gate Liss Morgan Saturday Birthday SKANKIN! Dr. Sex and his lovely nurse assistant go through a practical demonstration of blowing your way to success and happiness. Basic and advanced hand and mouth positioning, timing, rhythm. We will also be learning the "spok" and "chip chop chinese" technique as well as many others. Feel free to bring a partner to practice on or come alone and enjoy! Adult event! Workshop Sat 16:00 - Sat 17:00 Sexy Veggie Cicci Camp Dr. Sex Reggae and Ska session in the sunshine - if it's your birthday come join the celebrations and get RUDE!!! Party Sat 15:00 - Sat 18:00 Super Barrio Brothers Bob BWrong Living Empathy - an Introduction to Non-Violent Communication In this workshops we will introduce the concept and technique of Nonviolent Communication (NVC) which is based on the principles of nonviolence-- the natural state of compassion when no violence is present in the heart. NVC begins by assuming that we are all compassionate by nature and that violent strategies— whether verbal or physical—are learned behaviours taught and supported by the prevailing culture. NVC also assumes that we all share the same, basic human needs, and that each of our actions are a strategy to meet one or more of these needs. With NVC we learn to hear our own deeper needs and those of others. Through its emphasis on deep listening—to ourselves as well as others—NVC helps us discover the depth of our own compassion. This language reveals the awareness that all human beings are only trying to honour universal values and needs, every minute, every day. Workshop Sat 15:00 - Sat 18:00 Touch&Play Deejay Planet Pulpo Story Hour Do you like to read or tell stories, or perhaps recite poetry? Do you wistfully reminisce about the days when your parents would read to you as you drifted off to sleep? Well then, come to Planet Pulpo Story Hour and share a tale or two, or drift along on the waves of words and voices. Other Sat 15:30 - Sat 17:30 Planet Pulpo Stuart Updegrave Fuel Cell Innovation Tour and Talk Come by and see the clean energy innovation and stay for a talk on how it works. Workshop Sat 16:00 - Sat 17:00 Here&Now Andrea Gini Nowhere NoWaste Site Clean This is an assisted NoWaste Removal from the Nowhere Site to the NoWaste Site, everyone on site is asked to please bring your recycling and general waste in your clear plastic bags down to the Gate to meet the Van which will happily take the bags to the NoWaste Site. This is to help you reduce the amount that you have to take yourselves and assist Strike Team Key: Blow Jobs Galore - Energy rising & Active listening - Willingness to make other players happy to play with you For those who wants you'll be able to perform on the stage of the Cabaret Show the same evening !! Workshop Sat 16:00 - Sat 18:00 Baby Bloomer Camp Happy Jean Fuel Cell Innovation Tour and Talk Come by and see the clean energy innovation and stay for a talk on how it works. Talk / Lecture Sat 16:00 - Sat 17:00 Here&Now Andrea Gini Shiatsu Healing Baby Bloomers's IMPRO STORM Improv is the best way to discover your hidden stage talents. Anyone can play improv scene through 3 steps : 1) Active listening and connection with each other 2) Energy and rhythm 3) playing to highlight others players (not myself). Improv is specially dedicated to people who are open-minded, generous, concentrated on the others. So that the only thing you need to attend this WS are be on time, be sober, be comfortably dressed For those who will be interested, this workshop ends with a contribution to the DRUNKEN SOBRIETY CABARET closure show (Saturday Night) Workshop Sat 16:00 - Sat 17:30 Drunken Sobriety Cabaret Happy Jean & KreveTTe Using the whole body to massage the body tissues, they will release tensions and whatever they were holding to. Only two sessions per day, come make your appointment in advance. Spiritual / Healing Sat 16:28 Sat 18:00 Here&Now Guillem Penis Appreciation Hour The Hug Our daily offering of warmth for all that wish to come between 17.30 and 18.30. Exactly as it says on the tin. There will be booze, snacks, hanging out and and hugs. These are the very Hugs that make The Hug at The Snug exactly what it is! Chillout Sat 17:30 - Sat 18:30 The Hug in the Snug Justin Animation Gym Queer - Drag Queen Workout Cross- dress up, put on your gloss, your excentric skirt, your extravagante dress and your stiletto heel and participate in our Drag Queen Workout with the gorgeous Olive! Make up is compulsory! Show us your moves, move your boobs and ass like you want to win a contest! Enjoy yourselves and exercise! Let the Madness take you. Nowhere Sat 17:30 - Sat 18:30 Drunken Sobriety Cabaret Olive Casting molds of upper body with plaster tape You show us your penis, we appreciate it! Simple! All penises are appreciated equally and we promise not to point and laugh. Don't have a penis? You can make your own or get a "badge for a vadge". Oh yes, all those who show us their penises get a badge! Watch out for a promised penis decoration event beforehand. Sangria on the patio after! Adult event! Performance Sat 17:00 - Sat 18:00 Babycham Paul Pickup I will fix you upper body with plaster tape. Then remove it slowly when it's dry. I will then explain to you how to finish it and you can bring it home with you as a memory. It takes more or less 1h00-1h30 and during that time, you can't move. So take it easy and relax while the artist is working :) Any question, come to me and I will show you. Adult event! Arts and crafts Sat 18:00 - Sat 20:00 Baby Bloomer Camp Bohemian Fury Road vs Mario Karts Dustie Dazzling Dancing Wanna do a dustie dazzling dance? Join this workshop! In this workshop we'll dance together on different kinds of music and in different dance styles. I will give you some excercises and I will learn you a fun short choreography. You're not an experienced dancer, you're 85 or just 6? Join and dance, because dancing together is so much fun! Workshop Sat 17:00 - Sat 18:00 Middle of Nowhere Laura Rainbow Pimp my map! The future belongs to the mad. Power up, you are the rocker, the roller, the out of controller. And when the gangs take over the highway, remember we're on your side. Post apocalyptic consoletration is needed for this desert mash up. Meet to agree the gameplay and then it's off to the track for radical survival. Bring the madness, the mario, the max and any props you want to utilise. Oh what a lovely day! Other Sat 16:00 - Sat 18:00 Ubertown Playastation Improv Theatre Workshop Inspired by the book Women who Run with Wolves, this workshop is to focus on the primal feminine which is in each of us. First we will connect to our womb space, the seat of our creativity, fertility & connection to the universe. We will give birth to our wild woman, setting her free within us, never to be tame again. This workshop will involve guided meditation & free expression through movement & noise. You will be held in a safe space so that you can set yourself free! Adult event! Spiritual / Healing Sat 17:00 - Sat 18:30 Here&Now Lou Who is your wild woman? (women only) Improvisation theatre workshop: - Being Happy-Healthy-Sexy (on time & sober) - Energy rising & Active listening - Willingness to make other players happy to play with you For those who wants you'll be able to perform on the stage of the Cabaret Show the same evening !! Workshop Sat 16:00 - Sat 18:00 Baby Bloomer Camp Happy Jean Improv Theatre Workshop Improvisation theatre workshop: - Being Happy-Healthy-Sexy (on time & sober) Event type/category Start/end times Location Adult event Psychogeographic blind walks and customization of your own Nowhere map. Includes an inspiring apéritif and phenomenological concerns. Come and add your part to the Yarn Gallery! You don’t need to be an artist, you can just build your map! Nice collect of anthropological data Workshop Sat 18:00 - Sat 20:00 Yarn Gallery Clara Tea & Techno Come start your evening out right with some Tea & Techno. Barrio Sandy Biscuits will be serving you pinkie-popping tea to some fine techno tunes. There will also, of course, be some biscuits for you to wash down... which will inevitably be sandy. Food and drink Sat 18:00 Sat 19:00 Sandy Biscuits Sarah Brodsky Nice Fighters/Les Combattants sympa 1000 different fighters with random selection. Epic fights for everybody! Other Sat 18:00 - Sat 19:30 Ubertown Martin Event organiser / leader / host Page 28 What Where When 2015! HUGS!!! Come relax with us at Orphan/Endorphin for a chillout session abundant in hugs. Location - cuddle dome of Orphan/Endorphin camp Chillout Sat 18:00 - Sat 19:00 Orphan/Endorphin Iskander Bond TRASH Mob! Flash-Mob for good! Nowhere is a leave-no-trace event. Help make our home clean and cared-for. Meet at Ohana House to learn secret location(s) and plan shenanigans. COSTUME THEME: the Future. Rebel time-travelers from the year 2115 land at Nowhere, determined to clean up after their messy ancestors and convince citizens to take action. Bring a trash bag if you have one, or one can be provided. Hand sanitizer provided, but please bring gloves if you want them. CHALLENGES: (1) Pick up the most trash (2) Create a costume made of trash (3) Find a creative re-use for something found during Mob (4) Convince people to join the Mob. Prizes and goodies! Other Sat 18:00 - Sat 19:00 Ohana House Aubrey Fight & Surrender The idea of this activity is to explore two sides of our inner animal, the instinctive, fighting side thought wrestling and the more docile, submissive side shortly after. The mud / oil wrestling will be a single 3 minutes fight without winner : once one opponent will tap out, the fight will restart immediately for another round till the 3min run out. After the fight, we will invite the opponents in a dome, where they will be attached to a cross, and 3 or 4 other participants will clean, wash and rinse the fighters. The idea is to ask people, not only to “carwash”, but to push their boundaries in a playful and consensual way. Let them scream. Let them ask for more. Let them surrender to their torturers. Adult event! Workshop Sat 18:00 - Sat 20:00 Touch&Play Pietro Munga Naked Clowning A WITNESSING OF OUR BODIES IN ALL THEIR GLORIOUS STUPIDITY The clown is a grounding spirit who keeps us connected to our humanity and vulnerability. So often we wish to try to show ourselves as perfect, beautiful specimens. That is fun sometimes but it’s very important to show and laugh a bit at the other, less beautiful part of us. The paradox is that in sharing that shadowy part, we make ourselves even more beautiful! Showing our ugly/stupid side is empowering. This will be a potent ritual in which our flaws can be transformed into our friends. Witness the ugly transcend itself and become sexy and funny. Using techniques from Clown, Mask, Butoh, Sacred Sexuality and Dance, we will access a wild and free place in which to share ourselves. Adult event! Workshop Sat 18:00 - Sat 20:00 Touch&Play Daniel Hernandez Acroyoga Join us for Acroyoga at Orphan/Endorphin. Combining yoga and acrobatics, Acroyoga enhances the body and the mind (not to mention fun aplenty), Our enthusiastic event leader Kati is eager to guide and, in addition to these workshops, will probably be leading some spontaneous sessions, so drop by and join in :) Workshop Sat 18:00 - Sat 19:00 Orphan/Endorphin Kati Global Meditation for Peace and Compassion Hundreds of thousands of people from around the world will be doing a Global Meditation for Peace at that precise time on July 11 – Last year the same event wan the Guinness World Record as "largest synchronized meditation in history". The idea is to bring together hundreds of thousands of people from around the world to create a kinder, more compassionate world. Let’s join them! (you don’t need to have any experience in meditation). Spiritual / Healing Sat 18:00 - Sat 19:00 Middle of Nowhere Sarah Bondage Jam - advanced Shibari This session is focused on the pure practice of bondage (Shibari or western). For those who attended the Shibari introduction workshop, it's a good opportunity to practice what you've learnt, and get inspiration from experienced riggers & models. Questions are welcome, but only between rope sessions, no interrupting. Also, feel free to ask attenders to tie you up or to be your model. A few ropes will be provided but bring your own if you have them. (Please visit the Wednesday Bondage Jam for a more general description of these spaces) Adult event! Workshop Sat 18:00 - Sat 20:00 Touch&Play Aurelien Bombard Ethnographic Discharge Using Here&Now as the portal for this aggressively thoughtful anthropological study, I hope to speak with shitloads of people at Nowhere. Towards the end of the festival there should be tonnes of interesting insights and soundbites, and I hope to use these incredible understandings to catalyze a group conversation about what our time at Nowhere means in relation to the vast assemblage known as Existence. After some form of ecstatic meditation before the conversation, we should be more able to speak freely, knowing that this is a ludicrous, compassionate, and awesome space in which to articulate our innermost thoughts. Anyways, look out for me, I'll already be looking out for you. Feel free to start flipping the bird @DrLexSlacks Other Sat 18:30 - Sat 20:00 Here&Now Dr Lex Slacks The 0.2 Version of the (in)famous play... philosophy and Eros, bondage, strings and lovers. Come by Drunken Sobriety Camp (look for Thunder) if you want to participate and co-create the staging. Adult event! Performance Sat 18:30 - Sat 19:00 Drunken Sobriety Cabaret Thunder, Judy in the Sky Meeting at the centre nowhere each eve at 7.30 and then going to the temple area. And then!!!!! 1/3 will be doing an epic drumming session 1/3 will be doing a magical mediation session 1/3 will be dancing to freedom with there spirit animals Each group has a brief training session (zero experience needed) followed by 15 minuets real time action. We shall create one massive circle of energy. This is going to be utterly amazing for all. We shall rotate 3 X so everyone gets to participate in all aspects. Notice board for names will be in the centre of nowhere. The first 100 to add names down are in the session... One session each due to festival numbers "unless we are short of numbers" SEE U IN THE DUST OH FUTURE SHAMANIC BEINGS... "Spectators welcome" ;.) Adult event! Performance Sat 19:30 - Sat 21:30 location close to or in the temple area Lee Thackray healing share Efa Supertramp concert we are going to have a healing share. We welcome all healers with any healing moralities to give healing to someone in need. Or to exchange with another healer. Depend of the numbers of healers and people who only want to receive. It will be 20 min session and 5 min feedback. Spiritual / Healing Sat 19:00 - Sat 19:00 Sssh! marta Efa Supertramp is a punk folk singer, who sings in both English & her mother-tongue Welsh! Her songs are angry but uplifiting and she has toured all over the UK and Europe, from Aberdeen to Sofia, via Belgrade & Berlin; playing in protests, squats, street corners, living rooms, bars and festivals. This is Efa's 4th Nowhere, but the first time she has performed at the festival! Performance Sat 19:30 - Sat 21:00 Ubertown Efa Supertramp Spinoza with a Strap-on Lawaaï & Kaberdouch' Apero 101% belge. Adult event! Food and drink Sat 19:00 - Sat 21:00 Ran'Dome by Krampouz: Salon Gaëtan Lawaaï & Kaberdouch' Apero 101% belge. Adult event! Food and drink Sat 19:00 - Sat 21:00 Ran'Dome by Krampouz: Salon Gaëtan Lawaaï & Kaberdouch' Every night before Nowhere big parties, come address our daily challenge and enjoy great belgian beer - fresh on tap - while listening to wonderful belgian music proposed by awesome belgian people ! Food and drink Sat 19:00 Sat 21:00 Ran'Dome by Krampouz: Salon Laurent SYN Spirit of the Shamanic drum A magical spirt journey into the world of the shaman. Deep in the heart of the desert we will be soul traveling into sunset. We shall awaken the spirit and rejoice by embracing the rhythm of life. Unhappy Hour Come and join us for unhappy hour! Tell us all about your troubles as we drink away your nowhere woes. Happiness can be put to the side. Unhappy nobodies allowed only. This event is run daily from 8pm9pm. kids mocktails will be provided too! Food and drink Sat 20:00 Sat 21:00 Pandemonium Becky Fisher Cinema So you're gonna party hard and want to have a break before or just want to relax? Come to barrio "Kids containment Unit" to crash in our cosy dome and watch an old cartoon on our big screen. Each evening at 9h a different cartoon. Chillout Sat 21:00 - Sat 23:00 Kids Containment Unit Flo End Of The World Party Übertown continue to smash their way through the week with another trademark End Of The World Party. Party Sat 21:00 - Sun 06:00 Ubertown Josh & Justin Need to make changes to an event you’ve listed? Want to add a new event? Go to No-Info! Sunday Page 29 Last Night Out Last Night Out - Closure Show! Happy Jean (Baby Bloomers) and his workshop participants will perform their impro storm. After that, it is YOUR last chance! Gamers, players, circus artists, drag queens, improv theatre performers, Shakespearean actors – drunk or sober, you all are welcome to jump on our stage. Open stage / open mic. Nowhere Sat 21:00 - Sun 00:00 Drunken Sobriety Cabaret Happy Jean, Krevette up? Coffee and Classics provides YOU with the perfect atmosphere to share the intricate details of depraved naughtiness. Our confidentiality policy ensures that these intricate details are relayed to the rest of the festival as quickly as possible via the medium of gossipy gay men. Babycham has quality coffee, listen to the soothing tones of classical music. Bring a decent cup! Food and drink Sun 10:00 Sun 14:00 Babycham Paul Pickup Fire Spinning Salsa Bootcamp Calling all fire spinners! The Field of Fire will be open for free spinning every night from Thursday - Sunday (weather permitting!) for you to bring your fire toys and come play. We will have fire safety staff running the space and some lamp oil you can use to burn. You are welcome to bring your own fuel but no white gas please :) Adult event! Performance Sat 21:30 - Sat 23:59 Field of Fire Me Hello Nice Burners, Workshop Salsa LA style. I will explain the basic of Salsa music. Give you some basic steps and you will do your first step with a partner on Music. Adult event! Workshop Sun 10:00 - Sun 11:00 Baby Bloomer Camp Bohemian Circus closing performance Teachers, learners and "skill share" friends are going to create a unique performance for closing the cycle of workshops for this first year of "Circo Co". Skill share is going to continue till the end of the sunday night. Performance Sat 22:00 - Sat 23:00 Circo CO GaTTo Sunday The Sandy Biscuits Multiplex The Sandy Biscuits will screen films of different generes. There will be two sessions of long movies. At the end of the program we will screening 2 or 3 short films. Adult event! Other Sat 22:30 - Sun 02:00 Sandy Biscuits Carlos Cortes Gull RYk: Fun to watch Pleasure to Listen - Obsession to Dance to. Promise! To Dust We Will Decay. Good News: It´s Gold Dust. So Let´s All Celebrate The Decay With Our Eclectronic Dance Music, Miss Dara´s Soulful Voice & An Intimate Performance In A Golden Playaground. Bubbles, Balls and Bass in a Beatiful Bathtub Blizzard... We Gold-Plate Your Pussy And Bring Glitter To Your Kitty Litter. Fun To Watch - Pleasure To Listen - Obsession To Dance To. Promise! Performance Sat 23:00 - Sun 00:00 Middle of Nowhere Dirk Weuster Coffee and Classics Sunday atonement special! Coffee and classics with Baroque music! Committed any sins you want to tell us all about? Wanna make some Key: Morning meditation I will be leading a morning meditation focusing on breath and bodily sensations at our dome or on top of the mountain. TBD Meditation will help you sustain a calm and neutral center for those wild times spent in the desert. If you understand that YOU are responsible for your own experience, then meditation is a great tool to surrender to whatever is and let that sink in every part of your body and mind. I'm not promising a life changing, kundalini opening, chakra healing, inner child awakening experience or any of that jazz. Simply, a neutral space where emotions and thoughts are allowed to float by and appear and disappear as they do. Spiritual / Healing Sun 10:00 - Sun 11:00 Sexy Veggie Cicci Camp Arthur Massage The world famous* sssh! massage tent returns for a record breaking** 6th year! Every day we will be on hand (geddit?) to soothe your aching muscles and relax your tense flesh. Every day from 10am6pm we have friendly trained masseurs (massouses? massai?) to ease your stress. Just turn up and ask. Open to all ages. [*Not actually famous **Probably there isn't a record for this] Spiritual / Healing Sun 10:00 - Sun 18:00 Sssh! sssh! massage team Introduction to Massage Ever wanted to know how to give massages? Come learn how! In this workshop we will teach you the basic strokes of Holistic massage. You don't need to know anything in advance Come with someone, or on your own. Open to all ages. Runs daily at 11am at sssh! Event type/category Start/end times Workshop Sun 11:00 - Sun 13:00 Sssh! sssh! massage team Chillout Sun 13:00 - Sun 18:00 Orphan/Endorphin Danny Johnson Acroyoga Pancakes! Join us for Acroyoga at Orphan/Endorphin. Combining yoga and acrobatics, Acroyoga enhances the body and the mind (not to mention fun aplenty), Our enthusiastic event leader Kati is eager to guide and, in addition to these workshops, will probably be leading some spontaneous sessions, so drop by and join in :) Workshop Sun 11:00 - Sun 12:00 Orphan/Endorphin Kati Come to Pandemonium and chow down on some of our delicious pancakes and take your pick from a variety of fillings. For those meat eaters out there you will be happy to hear that bacon pancakes is our speciality... This is a daily event! Food and drink Sun 13:00 Sun 14:00 Pandemonium Becky Fisher Contact Improvisation Precise description to follow. These workshops are open to people of all levels and form a playful introduction to Contact Improvisation as a game of connection tot he self and the other as well as form of post-modern dance. Workshop Sun 11:00 - Sun 13:00 Touch&Play one of the T&P Contact Teachers Übertown's End Of The End Of The World Party Übertown's End of the End of the World Party. It's the last day of Nowhere, but it's not over till the fat lady sings. And by 'fat lady' we obviously mean 'flaming, towering speaker monolith'! Party Sun 12:00 - Sun 23:00 Ubertown Josh & Justin Jungle Chamboule-tout After being blindfloded, you take a breath of Jungle Juice (poppers) and throw three balls made of socks on a pyramid of cans. If you make them all fall, you get a striptease by a member of the team. As it will be the end of the festival, there will also be some healthy beverages to help you to recover. And, of course, a DJ to make you dance ! Adult event! Other Sun 12:00 - Sun 15:00 El Charmeleón OTTO Antoine Calvino Prog Afternoons: Dream Theatre Playing Prog Metal: Dream Theatre, Tool, Opeth, Ayreon, Queensryche, Riverside, Symphony X and more! For those of you still around for the epilogue, it's time to turn it up to 11! Prog Metal boasts one of the widest varieties of bands, from the epic genre-mashing bombast of Dream Theatre and Ayreon, to the power and intricate polyrhythmic technicality of Tool, to the darker death metal and folk infused offerings of Opeth, to the intense and emotional floydian spaciness of Riverside, there will be something for metalheads, progheads or even just fans of music alike. Location Adult event Explore your nose Scents have the power to bring you back, send you flying and seduce you with armpit-glory. Learn about the power of essential oils and the effect on mood and body. Explore your nose and your nostrils with the creators of the Scentstrument. Workshop Sun 13:00 - Sun 14:00 Scentstrument Waldo Ashtanga Yoga You would like to improve your yoga technique or get introduced to ashtanga as a beginner? Come to Sssh! and join us for an ashtanga yoga session. If you like, bring your own mat, blanket, block - whatever you need to feel the most comfy! Spiritual / Healing Sun 13:00 - Sun 14:00 Sssh! Frances Ice to meet Brew Where have you bean all our lives? Meeting nobodies doesn't have to be a grind. Come percolate with your fellow campers at this chilled out event with cold brew coffee and iced tea. Don’t be latte! Food and drink Sun 15:00 Sun 16:30 Cŵtch Laurel, Sean and Anna The day of the dude far from the frenzy of early strike and the nihilistic sunday's departures, the Church of the Dude will organize a march all around Nowhere, to demonstrate that, even in the worst circumstances, everyone can take it easy living in a robe, playing bowling and drinking caucasian, just like the Big Lebowski taught us. Dude abides ! PS: this is a "bring your on rug" event Adult event! Spiritual / Healing Sun 16:00 - Sun 19:00 Middle of Nowhere Dante Heraives Rainbow meditation A visualising meditation to invoke inner and planetary peace, connect with cosmic light, the 4 elements, illuminate the rainbow of our shakras and let our deep desires shine in harmony with universe. Spiritual / Healing Sun 16:00 - Sun 17:00 Sssh! Lo Event organiser / leader / host Page 30 What Where When 2015! Tits'n'Nips Sunday Worship Bondage Jam Most breasts and nipples LOVE hands on attention but they don't get enough of it. Let's worship at the Altars of Breastly and Nippledom and remind ourselves just how good they feel. A slow (and possibly sensual) journey in the art of caressing breasts and teasing nipples...slowwwwwly please. We'll start with some self love and then move onto sharing what we've just experienced with a partner, friend or friend we don't even know yet. Adult event! Workshop Sun 16:00 - Sun 17:00 Touch&Play Kirsty Drury Open Space to practice and play with everything you've learned this week. (See the Wed Jam for a more general description) Adult event! Workshop Sun 18:00 - Sun 20:00 Touch&Play Martin Shaw The Hug Our daily offering of warmth for all that wish to come between 17.30 and 18.30. Exactly as it says on the tin. There will be booze, snacks, hanging out and and hugs. These are the very Hugs that make The Hug at The Snug exactly what it is! Chillout Sun 17:30 - Sun 18:30 The Hug in the Snug Justin Spanish Grandmother hour Back by popular demand! Get in touch with your inner Spanish Grandmother, put on a spotty dress and sit on a bench out the front of Babycham and disapprove of the young people. Need to be looked at with disdain? Come along! Performance Sun 18:00 - Sun 19:00 Babycham Paul Pickup Casting molds of upper body with plaster tape I will fix you upper body with plaster tape. Then remove it slowly when it's dry. I will then explain to you how to finish it and you can bring it home with you as a memory. It takes more or less 1h00-1h30 and during that time, you can't move. So take it easy and relax while the artist is working :) Any question, come to me and I will show you. Adult event! Arts and crafts Sun 18:00 - Sun 20:00 Baby Bloomer Camp Bohemian Accoustic Folk Music with Claire Annette Claire Annette is a singersongwritter from Wales and it is to her great pleasure to be once again bringing her music to the playa to serenade you into a blissfull, relaxing, heart-centred place! Equipt with just her guitar and her enchanting voice she will be playing a variety of her own songs, traditional songs from Wales & beyond and a few folky covers...so come sit down, close your eyes and be transported to a lullaby world of pirates, love stories, welsh language and the inner world of this travelling musician! Performance Sun 18:00 - Sun 18:45 Middle of Nowhere Claire Annette Décrochage of the Yarn Gallery! We are done with the art, come and take a last drink on the Playa Party Sun 19:00 - Sun 21:00 Yarn Gallery Yaya Julia Unhappy Hour Come and join us for unhappy hour! Tell us all about your troubles as we drink away your nowhere woes. Happiness can be put to the side. Unhappy nobodies allowed only. This event is run daily from 8pm9pm. kids mocktails will be provided too! Food and drink Sun 20:00 Sun 21:00 Pandemonium Becky Fisher topic. Some toys might be available but we encourage you to bring your own and discourage you from trying things you have little or no experience with. Please also leave your alcohol and drugs at home. That said, we really hope you comeon over and play with us... Adult event! Other Sun 21:00 - Sun 23:00 Touch&Play Varying Dungeon Mistresses and Masters Fire Spinning Calling all fire spinners! The Field of Fire will be open for free spinning every night from Thursday - Sunday (weather permitting!) for you to bring your fire toys and come play. We will have fire safety staff running the space and some lamp oil you can use to burn. You are welcome to bring your own fuel but no white gas please :) Adult event! Performance Sun 21:30 - Sun 23:59 Field of Fire Me Temple of Reflection - Time for Silence During this hour, the Temple will fall silent to offer a space for contemplation and reflection. Feel free to stay for a few minutes or the full hour - whatever you feel you need to appreciate the silence. After this time, you are welcome to stay on for the Closing Ceremony and drum circle though be aware this will be a much noisier experience! Other Sun 20:00 - Sun 21:00 Temple of Reflection Verity / Delightful Star * Temple of Reflection - Closing Ceremony Together we celebrate what the Temple has given us during the festival. At the last Light of the day, we will take the Light of the Temple home with us and honour the memories with a drum circle. Please bring your drums! And be dressed in white! Other Sun 21:00 - Sun 22:00 Temple of Reflection Remco Wendt & Anke van Donkersgoed Kinky Play Space This year T&P is offering a number of open play spaces for Nobodies to come and explore the kinky and deviant sides of themselves and others. These spaces are held, but not facilitated, by a number of experienced kinksters from our camp and are open to singles, couples, triades and other small constellations. We ask that you have a minimum knowledge about BDSM (feel free to join our intro workshops for this) and that you respect your own and other peoples boundaries. This space is not for hanging-out and we encourage you to, when you need to talk, do it softly and on- Need to make changes to an event you’ve listed? Want to add a new event? Go to No-Info!