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1903_magazine_evel 2
EV EL HE BROKE THE MOLD. A N D H I M S E L F. When was the last time you went for it? Took a chance? Killed your fear, defied reason, and did something crazy? No, something not just crazy— something death-defying, where there’s zero margin for error, where one tiny miscalculation, one misstep, could result in your instant removal from planet Earth. 92 Chances are it wasn’t when you refused to return your shopping cart at Kroger. Or when you cut through that corner gas station to dodge a red light. No, we mortals don’t tempt fate. We might bend the rules, splurge on dessert, or let our adventure-starved hearts pitter-patter with excitement as we double down on a ten-buck blackjack hand, but usually it’s more about bills than thrills—that and buying 2-ply bulk paper towels at Costco. And there’s nothin’ wrong with that. People need 2-ply paper towels. But some people need more than these trappings of the everyday. More than Val-Pak coupons and a Cinnabon. They need adrenaline. Excitement. Thrills, risk, danger. Above all, they need to feel the raw, hot, molten joy of existence. These rebellious souls need to go full throttle...all cares, worries, and concerns left behind in the dust as they look the Grim Reaper straight in the eye and growl, “Not today pal.” And as sure as a sunny day in Daytona, there was no one who thumbed his nose at Death, or flipped the bird at The Man, or drained a bottle of 100-proof bourbon, cursed louder, rode faster, or lived larger, mightier, and madder than the immortal Evel Knievel. I say “immortal” because his name, as well as the things that Evel Knievel did, will live forever. Things like jumping over a 20foot box of rattlesnakes and 2 mountain lions, his first jump in 1965. Or jumping 13, 14, 15, and up to 22 cars over the years, until mere cars didn’t cut it and the obstacles became 141 feet of backbreaking, coma-inducing fountains at Caesars Palace, 10 Kenworth trucks, 13 Mack trucks, or 14 Greyhound buses, and so on, until it all culminated one infamous morning on September 8th, 1974, when this insane daredevil actually convinced us he would jump across the mile-long Snake River Canyon in Twin Falls, Idaho. And not just on another souped-up dirt tracker, but on something he called his “skycycle,” a steampowered, glorified bottle rocket that looked like it was built with Erector set rejects and spare sheet metal from your shop class. Because at that point, what he rode had to be as outrageous as he was. So let us now salute this man—no, showman— who virtually invented reality TV, giving everyone with a set and a signal the chance to soar alongside him. Our living rooms and lives were electrified, decades before the hoarders, faux swampbillies, and monosyllabic Jersey Shoreans short-circuited our rewired reality, with their bland brands dulling and dumbing, day in, day out. He was an innovator and inspirator, reaching out across the airwaves to show us all that life is what you make it. FR AC TURED SKULL 2 9 D AY S U N C O N S C I O U S BROKEN NOSE F R AC T U R ED JAW BROKEN TEETH F R AC T U R E D C L AV I C L E BROKEN UPPER BACK FR AC TURED STERNUM BROKEN ARM FR AC TURED ALL RIBS BROKEN LOWER BACK HIP REPL ACEMENT F R A C T U R E D P E LV I S X 3 BROKEN COCCYX BROKEN WRIST X 2 93 BROKEN FEMUR X 5 BROKEN KNEE BROKEN SHIN BROKEN ANKLE BROKEN ANKLE I M A G E S P AT T Y R O L O F F N A R R AT I V E G E O R G E L O G O T H E T I S BROKEN TOES 94 95 Long before the incessant drone of social media chatter infiltrated our off-hours, there was Evel Knievel, right there on the Saturday afternoon ABC Wide World of Sports or at your local drag strip, balancing on one wheel, front tire aloft, gunning it down the raceway or popping another wheelie while standing on the seat, and generally performing other stunts that kept our eyeballs riveted on him until we almost forgot to blink. Stunts so outlandish, so ill-advised, so absolutely foolish that they made every person in America— except your Mom—love him unconditionally. What wasn’t there to love? He wore white leathers emblazoned with red and blue stars and stripes, an exaggerated, Elvis-like collar, and a flashy belt buckle the size of a dinner plate showcasing his initials. His pants flared out in bell bottoms, revealing white, kick-your-head-in boots, and a long, flowing baronial cape—the kind of thing a comic book hero would wear (and he definitely qualified) draped across his shoulders. And as time wore on, as the bones cracked, the ligaments snapped, and the stitch-count grew, the man 96 eventually walked with a cane. But not just any cane—a cane encrusted with diamonds, with a top that unscrewed to reveal a compartment that held eight shots of what else? Wild Turkey. Did you think Evel Knievel would roll any other way? After all, this is a man who, when asked why he did what he did, said simply, “Life is a bore. That’s why I jump through the air.” It makes total sense. Jumping through the air is a lot more exciting than selling insurance, the job he held at the Combined Insurance Company for most of 1964, if you can comprehend that. (Career highlights included selling 110 policies to employees, and residents, of the Montana State Mental Hospital). Shortly thereafter, in addition to being an arm wrestling champ, elk hunter, amateur hockey player, brawler, and entertaining people outside a saloon by riding his motorcycle up a 500-foot slag heap, he became a salesman for something he was far more passionate about: motorcycles. Soon after he began selling them in Spokane, he got the idea to build a quarter-mile oval racetrack to promote the bikes and the dirt track scene, which he’d competed in since he was a teenager. “ ANYBODY CAN JUMP A MOTORCYCLE. THE TROUBLE BEGINS WHEN YOU TRY TO LAND IT. ” 97 98 99 “ IF A GUY HASN’T GOT ANY GAMBLE IN HIM, HE ISN’T WORTH A CRAP. ” 110 00 2 To amp things up further and get even more attention for the dealership, he convinced a coworker to ride his Harley-Davidson through several walls of flaming particle board. The stunt was an instant success and the crowds ate it up. A few weeks later, not wanting to be outdone, Evel one-upped his co-worker by offering to jump over a cage of rattlesnakes and two mountain lions, a distance of nearly 50 feet. Evel didn’t clear the jump and slammed his back tire on the box of snakes, sending several hundred of the angry rattlers slithering toward the 300 fans on the sidelines, who then fled in terror. Laughing, Evel was already plotting more entertaining jumps. A boat. Two cars. Four cars. Buses. Trucks. Shark tanks. Canyons. You know the rest. Evel’s ill-fated Snake River Canyon jump remains his most well-known stunt. And what an epic stunt it was, for it captured the imagination of the entire nation in late 1974. I was a Midwestern boy of ten years then, with my Evel Knievel lunchbox, Evel stunt cycle, Evel action figure, posters, stickers, folders, comic books, and of course my red, white, and blue Free Spirit 20-inch BMX bike with the chrome fenders and knobby tires. Every kid in the neighborhood had the same type of bike. These were used for trail riding, but very often were also used for a more urgent purpose: to be jumped into the air, as high as possible, to carry us away from all earthly bounds, from all cares and responsibilities and chores, just like they carried our hero. Of course we lusted after motorcycles, salivating over Evel’s stripped-down Harley XR-750, the bike he used on his jumps. But we were ten; and mom hated motorcycles. So after religiously following every new distance jumped, we began building our own ramps, much smaller but made of the same no-nonsense materials: plywood, 2x4s, cinder blocks, and whatever we could pinch from dad’s garage and the neighborhood construction sites. These ramps were built to jump 10-12 garbage cans, and one by one, each of us would pedal furiously, aiming at the ramp, attain our peak velocity, pull up on the bars, and sail away into that glorious realm where gravity was suspended, as we soared on like our hero soared on, if only for a second. But it was that second—that brief moment—that we, too, had gone for it. Had taken a chance. Killed our fear. Done something crazy, ill-advised, mad, irresponsible, foolish, and utterly stupid. Our mothers hated us, but we loved it. 101 102 “ YOU CAN FALL MANY TIMES IN LIFE, BUT YOU’RE NEVER A FAILURE AS LONG AS YOU TRY TO GET UP. ” 103 Because it was fun. Oh, God was it fun. And luckily, unlike Evel, none of us ever paid the price that the real daredevil paid. Sure, there were skinned knees, sprains, ripped Sears Toughskin jeans, and gashes requiring the sting of Bactine. But nothing like what Evel went through: the breaking of every bone in his body, myth had it; the terrifying footage of his body rag-dolling down the landing ramp at Caesars, the prepubescent Zapruder film that we never tired of marveling at, or the Cow Palace jump, the Wembley jump, all the horrifying spectacles where Evel crashed, wrecked, binned it, and went Johnny Shithouse over the bars into what surely must result in death, and an agonizing one at that. 104 “ ” ONE DAY YOU’RE A HERO, THE NEXT DAY YOU’RE GONE. But, miracle of miracles, it never happened. Evel never died on any of his jumps. His body, zippered with scars, containing more metal plates than a Bradley armored vehicle, held up. Only when his liver crapped out—that poor, defenseless, utterly abused organ—did he shuffle off this mortal coil at the ripe old age of 69. A man who sailed into history. A man who went for it. A man who, quite simply, didn’t want to sell insurance. So here’s to kicking it up a gear. Here’s to not yielding. Here’s to going balls out, screaming into the wind, to twisting that throttle till it don’t twist no more. Because as Robert Craig Knievel said, “If a guy hasn’t got any gamble in him, he isn’t worth a crap.” Thank you, Evel. 105 106 107 “ ” EVERYTHING IN MODERATION IS OKAY, EXCEPT WILD TURKEY. 108 THE PHOTOGR APHS I N T H E AT T I C Talk about hitting the jackpot. One day, while exploring his grandparents’ attic, Garrett Colton found a dusty old box marked “Evel Knievel Slides & Film.” Inside were shots owned by his grandfather Jack, who’d invited Evel to Oklahoma to jump over cars at his dealership. Of course, Evel agreed. These shots document one weekend in June, 1972 when the Cooper family hosted Evel, who sat at the head of the dinner table entertaining the kids with napkin tricks, before heading off to jump his Harley-Davidson XR-750 at the State Fairgrounds. These Kodachromes are testament to how Evel appeared in parts of America that were often ignored, to his grassroots appeal, and to his genuine rapport with the whole Cooper family, especially with Garrett’s grandfather Jack. (That’s Jack, chauffeuring Evel in the pace car.) Legendary stuff. A L L I M A G E S C O U R T E S Y G A R R E T T C O LT O N F R O M “ E V E L C O M E S T O C O O P E R V I L L E ” 109