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motions
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on
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to reject
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many issues
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for undergraduate
students
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universities
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election
pamphlet,
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increase
HECS, or reduce university
operating
grants,
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subsequently
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opportunity
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of public
system
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1997 as the beginning
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students
can
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important
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who attended
the Austudy
March. I believe that such an event, when part of a national
went
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must
make available,
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an environment
where
places universities
Monash University
makes plans to intentionally
under-enrol
so
as to create
demand
for full
fee paying
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places.
year for higher
education
in Australia.
that in. the future
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reflect
people will
upon
the NFF
creating
various
Tertiary
students.
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Amanda
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additional,
what
in
grants
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disadvantaged
by merit based entry requirements.
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to see
manage to scrape
to take advantage
of this
new
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together
per child
opportunity.
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use
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undergraduate
who were
electorate,
and
Party
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outsourcing
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and I would be very surprised
if
and
pursuit
government,
universities
their
students
have experienced'
the worst
of what the government has in store
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of government
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dinner
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unprecedented
anger,
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peak bodies representing
students,
academics
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later
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has crumbled,
and the intensity
has waned. Many believe
that in this environment
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protest
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from
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initiatives
were
in line
with their
government's
higher education
pre-election
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her
promises,
weight and dress sense
prevented
this
of
and
were
at
down
counting
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suggestion
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have been
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determined
pastoralists
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education.
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for
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month
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ra
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with
themselves
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year
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of the pastoralists
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the land
until
certainty
goes before
claim
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judgement
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me
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Womens,
)
;
Eastern
Football;
Conferences
?Wanted:
/
hpusing/accom.html
squads.
noticeboard
All
School).
For
v.
Welcome.
good condition,
well
serviced,
Call
Debesh
242
8640
sale:
12
months
engine.
sedan,
new
auto,
289
6273
reg.
new
reconditioned
Resprayed.
Deptartment
Beetle
all
of
Sunday
McKellar.
Transport
257
or
(w)
$2700,
tyres,
1500
Phone Keith,
Engineering
ext
6
Wallen
on
3593
Sergei
call
Call
249
295
For
manual.
$800
well,
Reg.
ono.
Call
5/97.
Luke
web
perato
teachers,
designers,
rs,
etc.
and experience
a
Loungerooms,
and other
James
or
Emily
sexy
in
deck,
stuff.
O'Connor,
Lyneham,
furnished
share
months.
6
Mazda 323 Sedan 1981.
good condition,
Very
rego
recent
Minimum
masters.
smoker,
Reid.
Phone Ken
business
2 months,
Laidback
Hits,
Woroni
office
(in
the
Students'
the
above
Association,
the
unibar).
Please.
max
Kiwi,
Drop them into
anything.
non
house considerate.
40+,
fit
Fully
accommodation
for
house-sit)
(or
on
imediately
0246.
Sale:
Cream.
or
Runs
until
Kate
Call
249
wanted:
volunteers
Journalists,
home
bedroom
4513
279
on
or
015
;lf
would
you
to
like
j
j
8868.
Internet
o
HQ Sedan
Kingswood
3
dishwasher
5982.
sale:
4
fabulous
Braddon.
Place,
request,
or
to
you
'Service:
Worship
at
1974
ono.
Church invites
10.30am
257
VW 1967
and
the
:
For
tyre,
low km, $1800
on:
Nations
Vicki/Ren
1977
(h).
For
clutch
Law
Oval (Behind
Ford Escort
Sale:
All
by
5:30-
Training
April.
700pm South
touch
Union)
(Sports
11th
Friday
the
at
up
Sign
scholar
entry
Gai n va lua b le ski
through
Katharina
4193
passed
just
at 247
lis
Canberra
1126
week.
181
677.
or
For
Rent:
(h)
(w).
seeks
Wanted:
unfurnished
accommodation
distance
last
in
Accommodation
researchers,
data
1/98,
within
of ANU for
week. Must have
an
PhD
2-3
br
walking
around
enclosed
$200/
yard
j
3
Campbell
enclosed
with
For
Call
Rent:
ground
floor
251
front
& shops.
carport.
$220 per
unit
in
classified
call
Matt
on
Woroni,
248
|
|
j
7127,
or
ad into
drop your
the Woroni
(limit
of
|
furnished
in
free
a
place
office
1477.
Partly
j\
balcony,
& single
garden
Close to schools
week.
house
br unfurnished
;
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j
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