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12 thelondonnews thelondonpaper www.thelondonpaper.com 137 Number of units the average Briton will get through during the 12 days of Christmas WEDNESDAY 20 DECEMBER 2006 I’m only drinking white wine because I’m on a diet and I don’t eat” oliver reed thelondonpaper WEDNESDAY 20 DECEMBER 2006 200 www.thelondonpaper.com 13 I hate to advocate alcohol, violence, or insanity, but they’ve always worked for me” Litres of alcoholic beverages drunk by the average British adult in a year hunter s thompson the morning after the night before ’Tis the season to get trolleyed! The festive period has arrived and with it the annual failure of anybody to drink within their limits. Andy Jones road tests the best hangover cures available IF you’re preparing to hit the bottle this Christmas, you may want to stock up your medicine cabinet before you open the one containing the drinks. On any given day, more than 200,000 workers across Britain are hungover, according to a survey by PruHealth, and the number is expected to rocket come Christmas. Out of these, 83 per cent admit they struggle to work at their usual pace when feeling ropey. That’s fine if you don’t have much work to plough through, but bad if you do, so it does pay to have a hangover remedy at the ready. To test the top cures out there, first we need to acquire a hangover. My generous editor reckons a pint each of lager and cider, one glass of red, one glass of white, one double brandy and one double vodka with mixer should be enough to ensure I have the classic hangover symptoms: nausea, headache, sweats, shakes and the obligatory foul temper. Still, at least it’s on expenses. It’s downbog day all over again Party animal I Andy Jones spent four nights on a booze cruise in the name of science shade of green, but at least I’m still functional. For that, Berocca, I’m thankful for. Verdict It did nothing to stave off the headaches and nausea, but kept me buzzing with energy well past midday. If you have to get through an important meeting, then Berocca may just help you avoid the sack. • £4.49 for 30 tablets at Boots, Superdrug and all good chemists day four The Herbal cure always escapes from Moscow so easily – their boys must be stricken with the vodka vomits. This dud missile leaves you to fight a cold war on your own. I’ve woken up bare with a sore head The headache remains untouched, the shakes and shivers are as strong as ever” • £5.99 for 20 tablets at Superdrug. Visit www. superdrug.com day three Berocca day one The fry-up solution Time to take on my first hangover remedy – the traditional, non-chemical approach – by having a pint of water after each drink, followed by a full English breakfast the morning after. I imagine this will be followed by an immediate sprint to the toilet. The drinking is the easy part, the penance arrives later. The next morning starts well. The eyes open, head peels off the pillow but then it hits – the full assault of last night’s boozing. Wrestling with a frying pan and packets of bacon just isn’t an option, so a stop-off at the café on the way to work is mandatory. But while the plate of meat and grease slides down mercifully well, the effect of it sloshing around inside me is giving me cause for grief. The Jas Lehal Grease is the word I Fry up worked, albeit briefly two twisted sisters – shakes and sweats – have arrived, which make for a pretty horrific start to the morning. That said, I’m confident I’ll remain upright for the rest of the day. Later on: Spoke too soon. My confidence falters in the afternoon, when those painful few hours after 3pm grate horribly. Verdict The fry up and water made the first few difficult hours more bearable, but the symptoms of nausea and headaches made an unwelcome reappearance before home time. day two The KGB remedy The second remedy comes from the spy networks of Russia – RU 21. A dietary supplement designed to terminate your hangover, it was originally created so that Russian spies could drink all night without suffering a hangover. I’m not entirely sure why heavy drinking was ever useful in snaring an enemy, but the PR jargon claims: “You may be thankful in the morning”. Let’s hope so. RU 21 is a delightful mix of amino acids, monosodium glutamate, Vitamin C and glucose, and claims to deaden the onset of a hangover. For it to work, it’s necessary to pop a pill after every hour of drinking, which, if done in a nightclub, could result in being booted out. I stick blindly to the packet’s guidelines, which means I have to rip through half the packet by the time I’ve matched the previous night’s alcohol quota. I feel horrendous the next day. So bad that I have to close my eyes and bite down hard every couple of minutes just to briefly stop the throbbing in my head. From Russia with love this most certainly isn’t. In its defence, RU 21 does state that drinking should only be in moderation. Still, I thought it would have at least taken the edge off my symptoms. Later on: The headache remains untouched, the shakes and shivers are as strong as ever and my concentration is, erm. . . sorry, what was I saying? Verdict No wonder James Bond Berocca shocker I The pills kept Andy buzzing Berocca sounds like it means the business. A natural cocktail of B Vitamins and anti-oxidants to help you when you’ve had too many cocktails of a different kind. The website exclaims: “Your brain is a chemical factory that needs a steady supply of energy to keep it firing on all cylinders”. The packet reads: “These days life can be more challenging than ever before”. Oh, you know my pain too well. The dosage, one tablet per day dissolved in water, prom- ises to provide a welcome kick start to your day. While not specifically a hangover cure, if it can push me through those difficult early hours, it’ll be a success in my book. After another night on the (bathroom) tiles, my body is spilling chemicals all over the place. I feel mercilessly unwell. After an hour or so, I do feel a little better – the train journey isn’t quite so awful and I’ve actually remembered to shave today. My concentration is improving already! Perhaps a herbal supplement like artichoke will help stave off the headaches. Artichoke, the humble vegetable, packs a considerable punch. It contains cynarin, a natural extract that can help repair damage to the liver and if taken before drinking, can deaden the symptoms of a hangover. It also helps the liver work more quickly to disperse alcohol from the body. After three consecutive days of drinking, I feel incessantly nauseous and have a constant foul temper. Worryingly, this only stops when I start drinking again. The next morning, I’m having trouble leaving the duvet. The artichoke isn’t working on the headaches, hasn’t touched the nausea and I’m shaking like a leaf in a storm. Later on: Verdict By early afternoon, the Berocca boost is waning, so I ignore packet guidelines and lunge for another. The after effects see me whizzing about the office unable to sit still. The motto of the product is “Stay Sharp”; I’ve gone stir crazy. The hangover symptoms are still there and my urine has turned an obnoxious Artichoke is more restorative than preventative, hence it isn’t having any effect today. I think the only successful means of avoiding a hangover is abstention, and after this week, I won’t be drinking again. Well, at least until New Year’s Eve. • £9.95 for 30 capsules at Holland & Barrett. Visit www. hollandandbarrett.com Five hangover myths 1 Fry-ups replace the depleted reserves of sugar and salt in the body. It might do, but the amount of energy your body has to expend digesting it, rather than getting rid of your toxins, will make your hangover last longer. Greasy food will make you nauseous; stick to carbs. 2 Drink lots of coffee – it helps to get rid of the alcohol. Blame Hollywood for this one, but all coffee does is give you a temporary caffeine boost as well as making you more dehydrated because it is a diuretic. The same goes for fizzy drinks – a water bottle should be the only thing you’re clutching. 3 Clear spirits like vodka won’t give you a hangover. Wishing something doesn’t make it true, as you will discover when whimpering into your pillow. Vodka does contain fewer congeners (chemicals in alcohol, which turn toxic once metabolised) than whisky, but ten shots of the stuff evens the odds. 4 Eating food before you drink will prevent a hangover. All food does is slow the rate you absorb alcohol, so while it might stop you from dancing on tables during the night, it offers no real absolution the following day. Not drinking so much, for instance, will prevent a hangover. 5 Energy drinks can combat tiredness. Like most mood enhancers, what goes up must come down, so you will feel worse after a temporary high. Instead, opt for natural vitamin-rich drinks like tomato juice or a strawberry and banana smoothie, which replace lost stores of potassium and glucose.